[TKOW! Logo Flashes across the screen.]
(Total Conflict open plays. It has new music, Headstrong by Trapt! Pyro goes off over the stage and around the ring. Camera pans the crowd where we see a sign that says ?Dr. Death for President!? Camera pans down to the announce table where we start the show!)
Tito: Hello everyone! We are fresh off the heels of a great PPV, but it?s time to get back to TKOW! business. We have a jam packed show tonight so lets get to it. Vega and Bill Jakes are at my side once again. Vega.
Vega: Our first match really breaks my heart! A few months ago The Firm was the standard in TKOW! They defined what a team was. Now they are battling each other in a grudge match!
Jakes: This is true. RAGE was the World champ. Xcutioner & Terror were Tag champs; Suga was the Women?s champion. Now look at them. And were does Legend fit into all this!
Tito: Wait! I hear we are going to the backstage area first where the mystery wrestler in the Custom title tourney has just showed up.
(Backstage a man in a mask walks through the hallways. He sees T-Money coming out of his dressing room.)
Mystery Wrestler: Yo champ, can I talk to you for a minute?
T-Money: What?s up new guy?
MW: How would you like to make tonight a special night.
T-M: What?s up?
MW: Well it would be an honor if the World Champ was the guest ref in my very first match in TKOW!
T-M: Man I got business with Khaos tonight.
MW: Please champ. I?m your biggest fan. It would mean so much to me, and my sick mother who loves you.
T-M: (smiling) OK man. Leave yo sick momma out of this. I?ll do it. You sound familiar man. Do I know you?
MW: Well, lets talk in your dressing room.
(They both walk in the dressing room and close the door.)
T-Money?s Voice Yells: HOLY SHIT!
(Ringside)
Jakes: Who is it!? Who is it!?
(Commercial Break)
6-Man Grudge Match
Xcutioner, Baby Powder, and Hellbound vs. RAGE, Legend, and Suga
[The show returns showing Tito, Vega, and Playboy Jakes sitting at the announcing table. They gather themselves as the camera zooms in.]
Vega: Now this match should prove to be interesting.
Tito: Interesting? Are you kidding me! We are taking about a match that could mean the destruction of The Firm! The greatest stable TKOW has ever seen!
PJ: Well it's about time. I mean, what a bunch of lames!
Tito: Lames? Are you kidding chico?! At one time they held the TKOW Tag Championships, TKOW Women?s Championship, and the TKOW Championship!
Vega: Yeah PB! What other group has done that?
PJ: Well, I'm just glad that for once, me and RAGE agree on something ... THEY SUCK! And I for one am glad to be in attendance to see their downfall.
Tito: Well, we'll see. X doesn't seem to be ready to let The Firm go, so lets see what happens.
[The lights go out.]
Vega: (through her gritted teeth) PJ, get your hand off of that!
PJ: Opps!
[A pyro explosion goes off and The Firm music hits. Spotlights circle through the arena as The Firm hits the stage. They are meet with a pop from the crowd as they make their way down the ramp and towards the ring.]
Tito: Wow! All of The Firm are here!
PJ: Yep. X, Powder, and hellbound may be wrestling, but it looks like Baby Girl and Brandi wanted to tag along too!
[The Firm climbs into the ring. While X and Brandi stand in the middle of the ring with their hands raised, the others go to the top of a turnbuckle.]
Vega: Whew! I'm getting goose bumps.
[The Firms music begins to fade, and #1 Stunna hits the arena. RAGE, Suga, and legend come running through the entrance charging for the ring. They slide into the ring, and a battle begins!]
Tito: Whoa baby! Look at them go!
PJ: It's three on five, but RAGE, Legend, and Suga are holding their own!
[The ref tries to get order by calling for the bell, but the fight pushes on. A clothesline from RAGE takes Hellbound out the ring. A big boot from Legend sends out Baby Powder! Suga does a Flying Cross Body which takes her, and Brandi down to the floor! RAGE and Legend double team X, until Baby Girl hits RAGE from behind with a low blow.]
Tito: Ouch!
PJ: Did I just hear RAGE sing soprano?
[As RAGE rolls out of the ring, Legend and X hook up. Neither man gives to a hold as they struggle among the ring trying to overpower each other. They finally push each other away in frustration. They lock stares and talk trash before locking up again. This time X gets a knee into Legend's gut. He then executes a Firemen?s Carry which he tops off with an Ankle Lock. Legend is close to the ropes and grabs them to cause X to break the hold. X picks up Legend with intentions of delivering another move, but Legend knocks his hands away and hits X with three jabs. He then throws X firmly into the corner, and when he bounces out, Legend bounces off the ropes and hits him with a Bulldog! Legend sits up on the mat and arrogantly points to his head as to say he out smarted X. He then goes for the pin, but Hellbound comes in and kicks Legend on the head. Legend gets angry and goes after Hellbound, but the ref grabs him.]
Tito: Smart move by Hellbound! He got legend angry and distracted! Now look!
Vega: Look out legend!!
[X comes behind Legend and lands three solid forearms to his lower back, and then gives him a Reverse DDT. He picks him up and throws him onto his corner. Baby powder gets a cheap shot to the back of Legend's head, and RAGE jumps into the ring. The ref meets him halfway, warning him to get out of the ring.]
Tito: Get out of there RAGE!
PJ: Yeah idiot! There over there stomping a mud hole into Legend while the ref is not looking!
[RAGE finally gets out, and the ref now finds Hellbound in the ring. He ask Hellbound did he and X tag, and hellbound says yes.]
Vega: Rrrr! Why must all men be liars!!
[Hellbound picks up a battered Legend, just to floor him with a clothesline. He then picks him up and delivers a Sidewalk Slam. Hellbound laughs as Baby powder and X cheer him on. Hellbound then picks up Legend, and signals for a Power Bomb. RAGE and Suga start trying to pump up the crowd by hitting the turnbuckle. Hellbound gets Legend up, but Legend jabs him in the head sending Hellbound falling to the ground. Legend staggers to his feet. Hellbound gets up and Irish Whips Legend into the ropes. He tries to clothesline him on the rebound, but Legend ducks and counters with an Osaka Street Cutter! Both men lay on their backs a while, but then Legend turns over and heads for his corner. Hellbound grabs his ankle as he gets there, but Legend is still close enough to tag in ... Suga!]
Vega: Get'em girl!
[Suga is on fire! She hits a martial arts combination on Hellbound which ends with her giving him a Spinning Hell Kick into the chest. She then picks him up and drops him with a Swinging Neck breaker. She follows that by opening his legs spread eagle, and doing a Hardy Boyz style leg drop right onto his groin. As Hellbound groggily gets to his feet, she runs towards the rope in hopes to rebound with a move, but falls over the ropes onto the floor!]
Vega: That b!tch!
Tito: Yeah, baby Girl was holding that rope, and Suga went flying out of the ring.
[RAGE and Legend start heading towards The Firms side, but the ref jumps out to stop and warn them.]
Tito: Doesn't this ref see anything?!
[RAGE and Legend seem to do more harm than good as Brandi and baby Girl work Suga over on the floor. Just before the ref turns around, they roll Suga back into the ring, and surprisingly, Baby powder is now in the ring. The ref starts to protest, but powder swears that he tagged in. He grabs the fallen Suga. He looks at RAGE and smiles as he sets her up for a Stalling Brainbuster, and then plants it. RAGE loses it and tries to go in the ring, but legend grabs his arm. RAGE gives Legend a furious look, and slaps his hand away. Legend then pushes RAGE and gives him some unkind words. As they argue, baby powder sneaks up and knocks both men off the apron with a dropkick!]
Tito: Ow! Looks like their arguing costed them.
PJ: Well everyone knows those two hate each other! What the hell were they thinking being on a team?!
[In the ring, Baby Powder continues to play with Suga as he hits two back-to-back Scoop Slams. He arrogantly raises his hands in the air. On the outside of the ring, RAGE and Legend start arguing, but duck an attempted chair shot from Brandi. RAGE gives her a Yakuza kick with sends her over the guard rail. Legend points at Baby Girl and ask her if she wants some?!]
PJ: Ohh, the big men beating on girls.
Tito: This is TKOW baby, where the women are just as tough as the men.
[In the ring, Suga looks defeated. Baby Powder applies a wrist lock on her, and kicks her in the stomach. Suga goes down, and powder taunts the crowd. When he turns back around, he gets a Superkick on the chin from Suga! With Powder down, Suga starts to crawl to her corner. She is cut off when X runs in and forcefully gives her a tug which sends her to the middle of the ring.]
Tito: Here comes RAGE! He has X ... NO! The ref is pulling him away!
[X gives RAGE a cheap shot big boot that sends him over the top rope. He flips the crowd off as they boo. Baby Powder is up, and points to the top rope. He goes up, and points down at Suga. He attempts a Moonsault, but Suga dropkicks him while he is in midair! Baby powder and Suga start crawling for their corners. Suga makes the tag ... to RAGE! RAGE flies over, kicks Powder on the head, and clotheslines X off the ring apron. He then snatches Hellbound into the ring by his neck! powder grabs RAGE from behind, RAGE does a Flair style back groin kick, gets behind him, and gives him a Full Nelson Slam that almost puts him through the ring! Hellbound hits him on the jaw, and RAGE smiles! He then grabs him by the neck to set him up for a Chokeslam!]
Tito: LOOK OUT RAGE!!
*HUGE CROWD POP*
[RAGE lifts up Baby Powder, he kicks him in the gut, flips him off, and then gives him a Thug Passion, (Edge-O-Cution). He then grabs legend and points at the fallen Hellbound. Legend picks Hellbound up and places him on his shoulders, and delivers a Northern Lights Driver! Suga comes into the ring and she has Brandi. RAGE holds Brandi from behind so that Suga can hit her with a Peep Show, and X jumps into the ring. He pushes by Legend, and stands in front of RAGE. RAGE tosses Brandi aside, and steps up into X's face. He motions or Legend and Suga to stay out of it.]
Tito: Here we go!
PJ: I've waited for this ALL NIGHT LONG!!
[RAGE and X are so close they are nose to nose. Sweaty and breathing heavy, they look like two time bombs that may explode at any minute. They pull back their fist ... and smile? Then, they give each other a handshake. Suga and Brandi look at each other, and hug!]
PJ: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
[They all stand in the ring smiling, except for Legend. Legend goes up and pushes RAGE. He then gives X the finger, and starts to walk out of the ring.]
PJ: Yeah, get out of their Legend! I'm gonna be sick too!
[But Legend stops before going through the ropes, and turns around. He walks over to X, and gives him a handshake. And then he and RAGE shake hands!!
Tito: Can somebody explain what is going on?
Vega: I don't think it's too hard to figure out guys! Wait, RAGE has a mic.
[RAGE stands in the ring, ready to speak.]
RAGE: What you see here, aint no reunion, cause we never went anywhere. Simply put, what you see is the NEW and IMPROVED ... Firm!!
*HUGE CROWD POP*
[The group join hands and hold them in the air as they stand over the fallen bodies of baby Powder, baby Girl, and Hellbound. RAGE, Xcutioner, Legend, Suga, and Brandi soak in all the pop from the crowd]
RAGE: *pointing at the fallen members* Somebody roll these punk a$$e$ out of here before they make me sick!
Now the fights you saw, that was real. The Firm is a family, and sometimes families fight in order to solve problems. But me and X finally understood our goal was the same for The Firm ... minus two lames of course. Brandi and Suga ... hell, who doesn't love a good cat fight? And then, I added the real X-factor. The one know one saw coming! I did something which I hope I don't live to regret, I asked Legend to join The Firm!
Legend: *speaking in the mic* That's right! Your champion is ...
RAGE: *pulling the mic back* Yeah yeah. Anyway, everyone around TKOW needs to know, The REAL Firm is back, and the a$$ kick'n business is about to pick up! You know the drill Khaos. We do what we want, when we want, and how we want!! And you know what our motto is, you either ride with The Firm ...
Crowd: OR DIE!!!
[The Firm's new theme song, "Made You Look", By Nas hits the arena. The Firm stands in the ring as the crowd and the world look on.]
Tito: YEA! The Firm isn't dead!
Vega: Wow, I need to get them on "5 Questions" and quick!
PJ: Man does this SUCK!!
Commercial Break
Kali-Yuga vs Clench vs Nasty E Confrontation
(Backstage Nasty E sees Clench doing an interview for TKOW! Magazine with T.K. Styles.)
Clench: ?..So that when I won the TKOW! 6-Man Tornado Tag Titles?.
Nasty E: You still living in the past huh Clench?
Clench: Don?t you see I?m doing an interview here buddy?
E: I don?t give a damn about your interview. T.K., if you want to interview a real up and coming MegaStar, come see me. Clench is a waste of time and a washes up never gonna be! (WHAM!)
(Clench smacks Nasty E in the head and throws him into the wall! Clench rushes E, but E grabs Clench by his belt and slings him! Clench flies through a dressing room door! It?s Kali-Yuga?s room!
Yuga: What the hell is going on!
(Nasty E rushes in the door with his guitar in his hand and swings at Clench. (BAM!) Clench ducks and Kali-Yuga takes the guitar shot right to the head!)
Nasty E: Hey Yuga! Wrong place, wrong time buddy.
(E walks off as T.K. checks on Kali-Yuga.)
TK: Kali-Yuga, you alright man?
Yuga: No I?m not alright! Next week I want Nasty E in a match!
(Clench has made his way to his feet and hears Yuga?s request!)
Clench: No way man! I want E next week!
Yuga: We?ll make it a 3-Way then! If you want a piece of me too!
Clench: No problem man?.(WHAM!)
(Yuga hits Clench with a high kick and walks out! Clench holds his jaw and looks at T.K..)
Clench: Next week???.Both their asses is mine!
(Commercial Break)
Custom Title Tourney match 1
Radikal vs Green Weasel
(Ringside)
Bill: Alright kids, now we?ve got?um?
Vega: Green Weasel versus Radikal sound familiar?
Bill: Exactly. I knew that. For our slower viewers, Tito, why don?t you repeat what?s at stake in this match.
Tito (rolling his eyes): Ok, for our ?slower viewers??
Vega (mumbling): ?like Bill?
Tito:?the winner of this match goes on to face the winner of the Krucifix/mystery opponent match to determine the new custom champion.
'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana plays over the p/a system. Clips of Radikal are shown, showing him doing the 450 splash off the hell in a cell to win the Extreme Championship, defeating Khaos in the Human Torch match, nearly becoming the TKOW World Heavyweight Champion, his match with T-Money at Asian Invasion, and of course, his historic Human Torch Match against Onslaught at MegaBowl 2003. Radikal then comes out with the pyros shooting up much like Goldberg's, except for the fact they are silver colored. The lights are dark, and Radikal points to the crowd much like Edge, then gets into the ring and does the HBK muscle taunt, with silver pyros exploding from the ring apron. Radikal climbs the turnbuckle, raises his muscles like HHH, and then crouches like Goldust waiting for his opponent.
A mischievous laughter rips through the arena as the lights dip low. On the first beat of the drum from "Killing Time" blue and green lights pan over the crowd revealing The Green Weasel on the platform. Her arms are outstretch head down eyeing the ring, a lollipop twirls in her mouth. Her head begins to bob to the music as she charges the ring and hops onto the apron. Grabbing the top rope to swing herself over and moves to the corner leaning comfortable. A sly grin appears on her face as she winks at the ref and looks over at Radikal, crouched in the opposite corner.
The bell rings and Radikal and Weasel circle each other in the ring, eying each other up and searching for a weak point. Radikal lunges in to try and knee lift Weasel in her wounded side.
Tito: He?s going for that knife wound?
Bill: She may as well paint a target over it.
But, Weasel has him spotted, she swings around him, plants her leg in front of Radikal?s legs, and brings him forward into a tripping facebuster. But Weasel hurts herself as she hits the mat. She hisses in pain and gets to her feet quickly, holding her side. She retreats to the corner as Radikal shakes off the pain. He grabs Weasel?s arms and whips her ferociously into the opposite turnbuckle, following it up with a big splash that crumples Weasel in the corner. Radikal picks Weasel up and locks her in a standing arm bar. He tightens the hold and crashes his knee into Weasel?s side, successfully this time, and Weasel goes down to one knee.
Tito: Radikal?s playing a technical game, keeping Weasel grounded to the mat.
Radikal goes down and synches in a sitting arm bar. Weasel tries to struggle to the ropes, and finally wraps her fingers around the bottom rope. Radikal releases the hold, but is on Weasel again in an instant. He shoulder blocks Weasel in the side, causing her to cry out in pain and roll to the outside. Radikal stays in the ring and watches Weasel as she collects herself and the ref begins the count.
1?
Vega: Good move on Weasel?s part?she?s going to milk this count for all it?s worth.
2?3?4?
Finally, Weasel gets a determined look on her face and slides in the ring so quickly it catches Radikal off guard!
Vega: Or maybe not!
Weasel explodes into Radikal with a flying clothesline that brings him down to the mat. Weasel sits on Radikal?s back and locks in a camel clutch!
Tito: A rare submission maneuver from the high flying Green Weasel. Probably a good idea, too!
Bill: Meh?Sergeant Slaughter still does it better?
Vega: Bill, what the hell are you talking about?!
Bill: Hell, even I don?t know?
Radikal is trapped in the middle of the ring! He uses his upper body strength to lift himself up off the mat and crawl towards the ropes. Radikal overpowers her hold and gets to the ropes. Weasel releases the hold, and performs a quick standing drop kick to the side of Radikal?s head! Radikal rolls over, holding the side of his head. Weasel grabs his ankle and drags him to the center of the ring, where she proceeds to slap on a Boston crab. But, from out of nowhere Radikal uses his leg strength to power out, flipping Weasel over and onto her back. Radikal performs a backwards somersault, and as he does so he grabs Weasel?s head, wraps his arm over her shoulder and around her neck, wraps his legs around her?into a Tazzmission?!
Bill: What the hell??!
Tito: Radikal has just applied a Tazzmission to Weasel! Radikal must have been spending some time in Redhook!
Vega: Who would have thought this would become such a technical contest!
But, in an amazing display of deftness, Weasel starts to get back to a vertical base, snaps her feet under her, and then drops down into a modified Distort! Radikal?s jaw connects with Weasel?s shoulder, and Weasel goes for the pin! 1?2?no, Radikal kicks out!
Weasel picks Radikal up and performs a suplex into a bridge for another pin! 1?2?no, Radikal kicks out again!
Radikal hooks his arm over the top of Weasel?s neck, and clubs her in the side to get her to break the bridge?and right into a modified sit down Dragon sleeper!
Bill: I didn?t even know Radikal knew this many submission moves!
Weasel works furiously to break free of the hold, but Radikal has it locked in tight. Weasel starts to slow down, and the ref picks her arm up and lets it fall for a one count. He repeats it?but this time her arm stays in the air! Weasel?s not out yet! Weasel gets back to her vertical base slowly, and elbows Radikal in the stomach repeatedly until he releases the sleeper. Weasel whips Radikal to the ropes runs up to Radikal, launches into a handstand, and drives Radikal?s down to the canvas with the Blur! Both competitors are down and the ref begins to issue a 10 count! Finally, Weasel begins to crawl over to Radikal and go for the pin. 1?2?no, Radikal kicks out yet again! Weasel slams her fist down on the mat in frustration! She gets to her feet and kicks the turnbuckle. Radikal slowly gets to his feet as Weasel turns around. Weasel moves in for another grapple, but Radikal kicks her in the midsection and drives her face down to the mat with a front face buster (aka X-Factor). Radikal goes to the top slowly, and then signals for the 450 splash! Radikal takes flight, and it connects into a pin! 1?2?.no, Weasel kicks out!
Radikal sits up and looks astonished! Radikal picks Weasel, up, but Weasel fights back with multiple shots to Radikal?s midsection. Weasel whips Radikal into the ropes and runs at him, but Radikal counters with a superkick to Weasel?s jaw! Radikal collapses on Weasel for another pin! 1?2?WEASEL KICKS OUT AGAIN!
Vega: Weasel won?t give up!
Radikal looks frustrated now. He gets up and beckons Weasel to her feet! Weasel gets up slowly, and Radikal goes for another superkick, but Weasel catches it, spins him around and hits him with another Distort! Weasel climbs up to the top rope, and perches herself up there, waiting for Radikal to get to his feet! Weasel takes flight and hits Radikal with the Winddown (tornado DDT)! Weasel crawls onto Radikal for the pin?1?2?3!! Weasel wins!
Dr. Death & Vixon vs Jackhammer & Victoria Secret Confrontation
(Backstage Victoria Secret is dressed and warming up for her match when Muffy Capone interrupts her.)
Muffy: Victoria. First off welcome to TKOW!.
Vic: Thank you Muff??.
(Vixon walks out of the Havoc Inc. office holding her Women?s title. She smiles and walks up to Victoria.)
Vix: You ready for our match tonight?
Vic: Cut the crap sister! I know we don?t have a match tonight. This was all a set up. But I came anyway to see what you had up your sleeve.
Vix: Well I be damn! You?re not a dumb bimbo. I guess we had it wrong Dr. Death.
(Dr. Death walks up behind Victoria and grabs her.)
Dr. Death: It?s time we taught you a lesson about who?s in charge in TKOW!
(Vixon grabs Victoria by the chin and gets right in her face. Their lips are right next to each others.)
Vix: I am one third of the most powerful group in TKOW. Khaos, Dr. Death, and Vixon. We are Havoc Inc. We make the rules around here. You?re new to TKOW! so I know you don?t know the chain of command. But maybe now it will sink in your pretty little head who the top bitch is in TKOW! (Vixon holds up her Women?s title.)
Vic: Right?..
(Crowd starts to cheer as someone taps Dr. Death on the shoulder. It?s Jackhammer! Jackhammer punches Death in the face! Death goes down. Victoria grabs Vixon and slams her against the wall! Victoria picks up the Women?s title and fixes her hair in the reflection.)
Vic: You see Vixon. What you fail to realize is I that I don?t play well with others. I heard you were given this belt by Khaos as a gift. Well I like gifts. How about next week I take this belt from you?
(Victoria throws the belt at the downed Vixon.)
Vix:
Vic: You see Vixon. What you fail to realize is I that I don?t play well with others. I heard you were given this belt by Khaos as a gift. Well I like gifts. How about next week I take this belt from you?
(Victoria throws the belt at the downed Vixon.)
Vix: (sitting against the wall holding her busted lip.) You want this belt! You gotta earn it. Next week you will face my Tabi Halo in a match. You get pass her, than maybe I will give you a shot!
Vic: Whatever.
(Victoria walks off. As she walks by Jackhammer, she gives him a little smile and a pat on the backside. Jackhammer nods at her and then proceeds to kick Dr. Death in the side.)
Jackhammer: Look at you two. Havoc Inc. my ass!
(Suddenly Whippz and Chainz blindside Jackhammer! Hammer slams into the brick wall! He lands right next to Dr. Death. Death grabs him by the neck and starts choking Hammer! Death jumps up and starts kicking Hammer in the head! Death muscles up Jackhammer and (WHAM!) Chokeslams him to the floor!)
Dr. Death: You dumb fuck! We knew Victoria would get you here tonight. You were the target not her! Fuck him up boys!
(Whippz and Chainz go to work on Jackhammer!)
DD: I?m finished with you Jackhammer. You are beneath me boy! I got bigger Dogs to fry!
(Death helps Vixon up and they walk off as Jackhammer is pummeled by Whippz and Chainz.)
Commercial Break)
Fatal 4-Way
Tech-9 vs Dave Sadler vs Tha Answer vs Toxic
Tito: Well this next match has been cancelled by Havoc Inc.
Vega: Khaos has called all four of these guys to his office.
Jakes: Oh, I smell pick slips. You might see these 4 at a burger King near you soon.
Tito: well let?s go to the Havoc Inc. offices where Khaos is waiting.
(Camera cuts to Khaos?s office where Tech-9, Dave Sadler, Tha Answer, and Toxic are all sitting down. Khaos is at his desk.)
Khaos: I?m gonna make this short and sweet guys. I feel like your passion for TKOW! is not there anymore. I don?t see that fire in your eyes. I not gonna book you in my show so you can put on a performance that has no feeling. You guys are just going through the motions. So this is you last chance to prove to me that you want to be in TKOW! next week everyone of you will get a shot at the TKOW! Tag Team Championship.
Tech-9: What! That?s my title!
Khaos: Sit down! You and your partner 6-Strings have been on a damn tour! You haven?t defended the titles yet! Next week it will be The 69 Boyz defending the titles in a 4-Way dance. 4 teams will square off in Tornado Tag Match. Their opponents will be the team of Dave Sadler & Tha Answer vs Toxic and a partner of his choice vs a Team of my choosing that will light a fire under your asses. So I suggest that next week you get it together and show me what you got.
(Camera cuts back to announce table.)
Vega: Wow, Khaos seemed a little pissed.
Jakes: You?re kidding me right? These guys punishment is a title shot?
Tito: I don?t think its punishment Bill. Khaos is trying to motivate these guys.
Vega: Khaos may be an evil son of a bitch sometimes. But he does have TKOW!?s best interest in mind.
Tito: Well next week at High Voltage should be a good one. Let?s go to our next match.
Handicap Match
Gideon and Colin vs Onslaught
Vega: Now this next match is ridiculous! Why are they making that cute little boy fight in this match?
Tito: Well I saw him practicing with Gideon, and the kid has style!
PB Jakes: Well the only style he will have if Onslaught gets a hold of him is a broken neck! Onslaught is one scary man!
Tito: Very true! Since he got here, TKOW looks like an episode of CSI with crime investigators trying to figure out if he's really killing people, or merly staging deaths in his promos.
PB Jakes: Collin may never reach puberty!
Vega: Well Bill is right. We could very well see an 11 year old get killed in the ring tonight!
[Red police like lights (just like Big Poppa Pump's) bathe the arena and a montage of news clips can be heard: ??a kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts/police have identified more victims/most disgusting thing I?ve ever seen in all my years on the force/he had sex with some of his victims, and he may have been a necrophiliac.? Then, a wall of fire erupts at the top of the ramp and Onslaught is seen standing at the top of the ramp, with his hair cast down over his face. At this point: House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie hits. Onslaught makes his way down to the ring. Onslaught slides under the bottom rope and sits in the corner, pulling at his hair and staring out into the crowd with intensity!]
Tito: That doesn't look like the face of a man worried about a handicapped match!
[The camera pans showing signs that say "Lilth Was A Bitch!", "Rob Zombie Rocks", and "Lead'em To the SLAUGHTER!!"]
[A single, slim blue shaft of light settles on the middle of the ring. Slowly, a single feather follows the light down?and when the feather hits the mat the arena is blinded by a flash of bright white pyro from the top of the ramp and the single blue light has turned into a stroboscopic blue light. The Khaostron comes alive with the darkened outline of a slim figure that seems to grow huge angelic wings. The wings stretch out and when they unfurl fully the screen shifts into a montage of Gideon in action! ?Blue Monday? by Orgy hits the sound system, but Gideon doesn't make his usual appearance!!]
Tito: What's going on?
PB Jakes: Yeah, where's the fairy, or angle, or whatever?
[The Khaotron comes on and it shows Gideon laying on the floor of his dressing room. A dented chair is by his side, and paramedics are already on the scene. Onslaught shrugs his shoulders as he stands in the ring and the crowd BOOs!]
Tito: We just got a message from the back that Gideon was apparently hit from behind with a chair about 10 minutes ago!
Vega: Yeah, but that means ...
[The Rollin Remix blares over the pa system while a huge pyro goes off while smoke in coming up from the ramp. Another fires and the smoke disappears immediately. Collin walks down the ramp full of energy and slides into the ring. He then goes up on the TOP rope and gives the Jimmy Snuka sign and back flips off, landing on his feet. One last pyro goes off once he lands on his feet. He raises his hands, and Onslaught Clotheslines him from behind!!]
*Ding-Ding*
[The match has begun, but Onslaught has asked for a mic. He goes and stands over Collin who is frantically trying to catch his breath.]
Onslaught: That's right! Cry for me you little runt! CRY!! You dare come out here after the only fool who would try to protect you is out cold in the back? Do you know who I am boy? I'm the most sadistic ... OMPH!
[Collin kicks Onslaught in the crotch! He then springs to his feet, rebounds off the ropes, and drop kicks Onslaught on the knee! He pumps his fist in the air, and then attempts a Star Press,(Standing Shooting Star Press). He hits the mat hard as Onslaught rolls out of the way. Collin jumps up and tries rebounding off the ropes with a Cross Body, but Onslaught catches him. Onslaught smiles as he gives Collin a Fall Away Slam which almost sends him out of the ring. Collin lays on the mat trying to regain feeling in his body.]
Tito: This is insane!
PB Jakes: I agree this time. Why won't Onslaught just pin him and out him out of his misery?!
Vega: Look at him! He's circling Collin as if he is his pray! Not what is he doing?
[Onslaught picks up Collin, and after 5 presses, delivers an Overhead Bench press Slam! Collin grabs his back as the once mixed reaction from the crowd now mainly becomes boos. Onslaught playfully pins Collin.]
Ref: 1 ... 2 ...
[He lifts up Collins upper body. He then picks him up, and slaps him on the head. He smiles as he sends Collin towards the turnbuckle. He tries to follow him with a Big Boot, but when he arrives at the turnbuckle, Collin climbs it and does a back flip which causes Onslaught to miss him and land groin first on the turnbuckle! As he brings his leg down in pin, Collin charges at him and Head butts him in the stomach. With Onslaught keeled over, Collin runs and jumps off his back, landing on the top turnbuckle. He then grabs Onslaughts head and tries a Bulldog from the top rope, but Onslaught counters by catching him and dropping him to the outside of the ring with a thud!]
PB Jakes: Wow, that had to hurt!
Tito: Just when the kid was actually building some momentum.
[Onslaught starts to climb out of the ring after Collin when the Khaotron comes back on. He looks as it shows Gideon groggily standing to his feet. He pushes the paramedics away, and runs out of the locker room.]
Vega: Yes! Here comes Gideon!
[Onslaught decides it's time to finish the match. Collin has already slowly climbed onto the ring apron. Onslaught pulls him in by his hair. Onslaught grabs Collin and places him across his shoulders. It looks as if he wants to deliver a Death Valley Driver, but Collin counters with a DDT!!! Collin pulls up Onslaught, who then knocks his hands away. Collin rebounds off the rope, Onslaught goes for another Big Boot, Collin ducks and when Onslaught turns around, he gives him a Super Kick!! Collin is feeling good and pumps up the crowd! He gets caught in the moment, and when he turns to pick up Onslaught, he walks into a hand around his neck!]
Tito: This may be a Chokeslam!
PB: If Onslaught Chokeslams this kid, he may send him all the way to ...
Vega: WAIT!!
[Gideon comes flying down the ramp. This makes Onslaught drop Collin so that he can meet Gideon in the ring. Gideon and Onslaught trade blows, but Gideon overpowers him. He then gives him a Knife Chop, Irish Whips him into the rope, and gives him a Backdrop on the rebound. Gideon is fired up, but gets stopped by the ref. The ref claps his hands to say Gideon must be tagged in. Gideon looks helplessly at the beaten Collin as he walks to their corner.]
Tito & Vega: Damn!
PB Jakes: Collin Soup anyone?
[Onslaught looks over at Gideon as he walks over to Collin. He mouths something to him as he grabs Collin by the arm. He knees Collin in the ribs while holding onto his arms. Gideon hops in the ring, but the ref pushes him out. While that goes on, Onslaught knees him again, and this time allows him to fall to the ground. Onslaught signals for the end as he drags Collin towards a corner turnbuckle. He climbs to the top ...]
Tito: Oh no! this could be his Two Foot Stomp!!
[Onslaught jumps, but his two feet hits the mat as Collin rolls away just in time. Onslaught stomps on Collins stomach, and again drags him to the corner. He again makes his way up the ropes. This time Collin stands up, and he throws himself on to the top rope causing Onslaught to lose his balance and fall! Onslaught holds his groin as he sits crouched on the turnbuckle. Collin runs up, climbs the rope, and hits a desperation Hurricanrana! They both lay motionless in the ring!]
PB Jakes: Get up! Get up!
Tito: I thought you didn't like the kid?
PB Jakes: I don't! I was talking about Onslaught!
[Gideon stretches out as far as he can as Collin crawls towards the corner. Onslaught begins to recover, but it's too late! The tag is made, and Gideon sends Onslaught down with a Heart Punch! he then mounts Onslaught and starts punching him on the head! Once he's gotten satisfaction from his punches, he picks up Onslaught and gives him a Spinning Back kick to the stomach. He then slaps a wrist lock hold onto Onslaught's left arm. Keeping the hold in place, Gideon stands up. Onslaught shakes his head, "No!" as Gideon walks towards the turnbuckle. He initiates a move similar to the Undertakers OLD SKOOL which he finishes with a Flying Clothesline! With Onslaught sprawled out, goes to the top turnbuckle. He signals for the Halo, (Moonsault with GREAT height). He jumps, but Onslaught pulls the ref's leg causing him to get in the way and take the hit for him!]
PB Jakes: Smart move!
Tito: The ref is out cold!
[Gideon holds his head obviously effected by the mishap. Onslaught picks up Gideon, and plants him with his signature Tombstone. He gives an evil smile towards Collin! Collin starts to come in, but Gideon weakly motions for him not to enter. Onslaught picks up Gideon, and sets him up for a Continuous Power Bomb, another signature move. Once he gets Gideon up, the next thing he sees are two feet in his face as Collin Dropkicks him. Onslaught drops Gideon. Gideon stands to his feet. He heads to the top rope and motions for Collin to do the same. Gideon jumps and this time connects with a Halo on Onslaught! He then rolls out of the way, and Collin comes down with a Seanton Bomb! Gideon helps to revive the unconscious ref. The ref, barely conscious, sees Collin making the cover and makes the count.
Ref: 1 ... 2 ... 3!!
*Crowd Pop*
Tito & Vega: Yes!!
PB Jakes: No! Gideon was the legal man! How cheap!
Tito: no cheaper than what Onslaught did with the ref!
Vega: Yeah Fatboy!
[As the three argue as the camera cuts to backstage]
Confrontation between Damien Thorne & Brian Branick
(Backstage Brian Branick is standing in front of the promo set.)
Branick: I just found out that next week I got a match with this new guy Damien Thorne. Man I?m sick of these horror movies gone bad wrestlers showing up in TKOW! Thorne you think all this Bloodsong crap scares me? That?s crap! Next week I will show you who the man is in TKOW! If you have the ?dark? ball, SHOW UP! But be a man! Leave your little gang of hooded freaks in the back. I want you man to man! But you won?t do that cause you are afraid of Brian Branick! You?re a yellow bitch! I come from a great bloodline of wrestling talent! Dr. Death, Officer Doom! I trained with E.K.Ph???(The crowd pops loud!)
(Suddenly Damien Thorne walks up behind Brian Branick and stands there.)
Branick: That?s right! You better cheer for my family and friends! It?s about time you people showed me the respect I deserve??..why are you people laughing? What?
(Branick turns around and is nose to nose with Thorne. The lights go out and you can hear Branick scream! The lights come back on and Branick is covered with blood!)
Branick: (freaking out!) What the hell! What you do to me! GOD!
(Branick runs off screaming as the camera slowly zooms in on Thorne?s face.)
Thorne: I told you it had begun Brian. The Bloodsong has begun.
(Thorne smiles as the camera fades to black.)
(Commercial Break)
(Ringside)
Jakes: (laughing) That Branick cracks me up! Did you see him run!
Vega: What I want to know is how Brian is gonna wrestle 2 next week. He has that Gauntlet Match with Jackhammer.
Tito: Dr. Death said that Jackhammer won?t make it by Whippz and Chainz, so Branick has nothing to worry about.
3-Way Match
Jon Able vs Jay Matthews vs Tre
Tre is already in the ring waiting for his opponents.
The arena light's dim and Open your eye's blares on the system. A spotlight shows Matthews walking through a jam packed TKOW crowd. Matthews gets into the ring, throws down his leather jacket and Kendo stick, and then sits in the corner awaiting his opponent.
"Where Boys Fear to Tread" by Smashing Pumpkins plays on the MegaTron as Jon Able makes his way to the ring.
(Bell rings)
Tito: All 3 men circle the ring feeling each other out. Tre jumps out the ring? What is he doing.
Jakes: looks like he?s coming over here.
(Tre walks over to the announce table)
Jakes: Hello mister Tre. Nice to meet you?
(Tre grabs the headset of Bill Jakes!)
Tre: Get up fat man! I?m doing play by play here.
(Bill gets up reluctantly as Tre grabs him and helps him along.)
Tre: Hey Tito, Vega you sexy fine piece of ass.
Vega: What!
Tito: Well Tre. What can we do for you.
Tre: Look at these two retards in the ring. I will not lower myself to wrestle with them. I?m best friend with the boss. I have special rights that others don?t have.
Vega: I doubt it!
Tre: Just call the match Poppi!
Tito: OK, Jon Able has Jay Matthews in a Painkiller Armbar. Matthews?s counters with a Hammer lock. Able breaks the hold and both men circle each other again. They lock up and Able hits a Side slam. Able follows up quickly with a Vertical suplex. He goes for the pin.1?2?.Jay kicks out! Able locks in a Ventura Backbreaker on Jay Matthews! The ref is asking Jay if he gives. What is this! Tre just hopped in the ring a punched Jon Able! Now he?s back over here. What was that!
Tre: What! I?m still in this match Poppi! That was legal.
Vega: If you?re in this match than go wrestle!
Tre: I see why the fat man picks on you. You got a big mouth Vega.
Tito: Back to the action. Jon Able doesn?t look pleased as he glares at you Tre. (WHAM!) Oh, Jay just hit a standing dropkick right to Able?s shoulder! Jay whips Able into the ropes and hits a big clothesline! Jay goes for the pin!?1?2..No! Jon Able kicks out! Jay Matthews goes to the top turnbuckle. WAIT! Tre is up again and he just pushed Jay off the turnbuckle to the floor! Tre jumps in the ring and starts to stomp on Jon Able! Tre picks up Able and whips him into the ropes! Able comes off and ducks a big boot! Able hits a brutish clothesline! Tre rolls out of the ring only to walk into a flurry of punches fro jay Matthews! Jay throws Tre back into the ring where Jon Able is waiting. Tre tries to get up quick and steps right into a ?Backdrop Driver? [High angle belly to back suplex BIG BIG MOVE] from Able! Matthews picks up Tre and hits his 180 breaker ( Like the test drive/ Last rites, but I fall into stunner position). Tre flies backwards! Down the ramp! It?s Jax and Max! Team Khaos has hit the ring! Jon Able grabs Jax and tosses him out the ring! Max goes after Jay with a big punch, but Jay ducks it and dropkicks Max out the ring! Jay goes to the top rope! (BAM!) Jay Matthews hits a 450 splash on Max! Tre struggles to his feet in the ring. Jon Able grabs him and hits his ?Homocide Backdrop? ! Able covers Tre?.1?.2?.3! Jon Able gets the win. But NO! Jax is back in the ring and hits Able from behind! Jax stomps on Able until Tre can get up and help dish out the beating. (crowd cheers) Jay Matthews is back in the ring with a chair! Jax and Tre haul ass out of the ring! Jax, Max, and Tre make their way back up the ramp as Jay Matthews check on Jon Able. Able gets up with Jay?s help and they shake hands in the ring as the crowd cheers. Team Khaos is yelling and pointing at the two as they exit up the ramp.
Tito: It looks like Jay Matthews and Jon Able have made some enemies quickly here in TKOW!
Vega: (Looks at Bill Jakes walking back to the table.) What?s wrong Bill? (laughing)
Jakes: I wish they would pick someone else to throw out their sit besides me! You don?t have any ass Vega, it would be much easier to throw you around!
Tito: (laughing) Let?s go to the back where Hoops Jackson is with the TKOW! 6-Man Tornado Tag Champions.
[B](Backstage 6-Man Tornado Tag Champions interview)
Hoops: I?m here with Nathan Melvin, Icarus Evangeline and Dustin ?Reptile? Hughes?
Reptile: it?s just Reptile Hoops! Call me Reptile from now on.
Hoops: OK. Well you guys have a match tonight, and your belts are on the line. You guys are an odd trio, but you work well together.
Melvin: True Hoops. We do work well together. But I want to let all the Nathan Melvin fans out there that I have not forgotten my singles career. I will be the DragonWeight Champion very soon. And??..
Icarus: And that?s enough of that. I want to let Soulfly know that he has my Extreme Chaos belt! I?m coming for it son. Mark my words.
Hoops: What about you Reptile? Any singles title you want to go after?
Reptile: I want the Women?s title!
Melvin/Icarus: WHAT????
Reptile: If I win the Women?s title I get to wrestle half naked MegaDivas every night right?
Hoops: I guess so?
Reptile: That sounds like a dream job to me. (laughs then licks his lips)
Icarus: (smiling) Reptile, you are a snake.
Melvin: (also smiling) Let?s go get ready for our match guys.
(They walk off)
(Commercial Break)
3-Way Match
The Thrillshow vs Dragon vs Dom
Dom is already in the ring.
"Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeth plays on the MegaTron as Dragon comes to the ring. He is wearing a Black KINGS basketball jersey, navy blue bandana, black leather pants. Dragon has a tribal dragon tattooed up his left arm. His black leather jacket is shining under the lights as he rides down on his Harley Davidson motorcycle.
?Walk? by Pantera plays as The Thrillshow comes to the ring. He is wearing Black leather pants and black boots.
(Bell Rings)
Tito: Dom rushes both men and hits a big double clothesline! Thrillshow flies over the top rope. Dragon lands hard on his back. Dom grabs Dragon by the neck and lifts him up! Dragon reverses the move into a Fujiwar Armbar! Dom tries to shake Dragon off but he can?t! Thrillshow gets back in and clips Dom?s knee. Dom falls to the ground as Dragon releases the hold and in mid air hits Thrillshow with a leg drop! Dragon picks up Thrill and whips him into the rope and hits a big Spear! Thrill goes flying backwards. Dragon gets up only to catch a big right hand from Dom! Dom unleashes a flurry of big punches onto Dragon, than hits a huge clothesline from Hell! Thrillshow jumps on Dom?s back and hits a swinging DDT! Dom is dazed. Thrill goes to the top rope and goes for a Shooting star press! Dom catches him in mid air, but the impact is to great. Both men hit the mat! Thrill lands on top of Dom. Ref counts! 1?2?3!
Vega: No! Dom kicks out in time! This match is very good, all 3 of these guys are giving it their all in their debut match!
Jakes: I like this Dom guy! He big and strong like Tito?s mom.
Tito: Anyway! The crowd is rumbling?
Vega: Who is that coming to the ring? That?s Khaos?s other new buddy Tre! We saw him staring at the light earlier, what does he want!
Tito: No! Tre just grabbed Thrillshow?s led and pulled him out the ring! Damn ref didn?t see it! Tre is stomping on Thrillshow! Dom is up and is laughing as he watches his partner do his dirty work! Look out! Dragon just rolled up Dom from behind! 1?2?.No! Dom kicked out! Dragon quickly locks in an STF submission on Dom! Dom powers up to his feet but can?t break the hold! Dom goes to ram Dragon into the turnbuckles but Dragon jumps off! Dom hits the buckles and stumbles backwards! Dragon grabs him and hits 3 German Suplexes in a row!
Vega: Look at the strength of Dragon! Dom is over 300lbs.! Dragon goes for the pin.1?2?3!
Tito: No! Dom kicks out again! Tre jumps on the ring apron and distracts the ref! Dragon argues with Tre. Dom gets up and grabs Dragon and whips him into the ropes. Dragon bounces off and baseball slides between Dom?s legs. Dragon lifts Dom up from that position! Dom is on Dragon?s shoulders! (WHAM!) Dragon hits the ?Immortal Kombat? (Reverse F5) on the 300lb. Dragon covers Dom, but Tre is keeping the ref from making the count!
Jakes: (WHAM!) Thrillshow just hit Tre in the back with a high drop kick!
Tito: The ref makes the count on Dom!?.1?.2?..3!
Vega: Dragon got him! Dragon wins!
Jakes: Dragon got lucky this time. And speaking of lucky, let?s go backstage to Jenny Juice. I hear all her dates get lucky.
Vega: Dammit Bill!
Soulfly vs E.K.Phil vs Twister Confrontation
(Backstage)
Jenny Juice: Thank Vega. Fuck you Bill! I?m here with TKOW! newcomer Twister.
Twister: Thank you Jenny.
JJ: Well how has your time in TKOW! been so far?
T: So far I?..
(E.K.Phil walks into the camera shot and edges out Twister.)
EKP: I got a few word for Soulfly, Juice!
Twister: Hey asshole!
EKP: Back up Jr. Give me my respect! Soulfly you piece of crap! I?m through playing with your ass! I?m finished playing with all you kids in TKOW! Extreme Killer Phil has been held down enough in TKOW! I am the first Extreme Chaos Champion! I was busting my ass in TKOW! before a lot of you guys momma?s ever charged your first pair of tights! So next week I want Soulfly in a match for my ECC title! And after that I want a World title shot! I am?.
(Soulfly walks into the camera shot and eclipses Jenny. He gets in E.K.Phil?s face.)
Soulfly: You want me next week. I?m their with bells on son. I took this belt from you once, and I will do it again! And after I kick your ass, maybe I will get a World title shot!
(Suddenly Commissioner Vixon walks in and takes the mic from Jenny Juice.)
Vix: You two have egos the size of Texas! I will book the match for next week at High Voltage. (crowd cheers) But since you 2 just pushed Twister to the side. He will be the special referee. Have a good night.
(Phil and Soulfly walk off in different directions. Twister walks back up to Jenny.)
Twister: Next Sunday I plan to make the name of Twister become a household word. Because I would like that make to be a No Holds Barred, First Blood, Exploding Ring Posts Match! (Crowd pops loud!)
(Commercial Breack)
Fatal 4-Way for (New) TKOW! TV Title
Stan Wilson vs Alyon Mac vs Jackson Fear vs Deacon Kross
(Ringside)
Tito: Welcome back, folks. As you can see, Alyon Mac is already in the ring, talking some serious trash to his opponent?s for the upcoming Fatal Four Way for the TKOW TV title!
Alyon Mac is already in the ring talking, and he?s standing beside his new assistant Mandi, who?s beaming at being in front of a large crowd.
Alyon:?I mean, not everyone can be as good as me?not even Shawn Michaels!
This draws huge heat from the crowd, some isolated ?asshole? chants can be heard.
Alyon: Hey, it?s the truth! (Turning to Mandi) Come on, gimme some good luck sugah!! (Mandi leans in to kiss him, but they?re interrupted.)
Deacon Kross comes to the ring as ?Weight of the World? hits. Alyon tells Mandi to get out of the ring. Deacon and Alyon move to opposite corners of the ring.
"Back in Black" by AC/DC blares loudly over the speakers as Jackson Fear steps out from behind the curtain. He coolly walks towards the ring, gets in, and raises one arm up in the air. The music is cut. All the while, he utterly ignores Kross and Alyon, instead he looks out at the fans and saunters along the ropes.
"Whatever" by Our Lady of Peace begins to play as Big Stan walks out to the top of the ramp carrying a bottle of water, which he pours on himself and throws away before he begins to warm up his legs by lightly jogging in place. He suddenly lets out a fierce yell while stretching his shoulders before making his way down to the ring and leaping onto the apron. He then steps over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring, where he once again begins to lightly jog in place. Finally he comes to a stop, and stands resolute in the center of the ring. Fear, Mac, and Kross look at him. He bell rings and all three men proceed to attack Stan Wilson at once!
Tito: They?re singling out ?The Tank?!
Fear hits Stan from behind with a swinging neck breaker, and Kross and Alyon proceed to lay the boots to him. Fear picks Stan up and hits him with a gut wrench powerbomb that plants Stan in the center of the ring. Fear gets to his feet, and gestures to Alyon and Kross to pick Stan up?but Alyon and Kross simply stare back at the Commissioner dumbfounded. Then, Kross takes Fear?s head off with a vicious clothesline that drops Fear to the mat. Kross gets on top of Fear and begins punching him in the head!
Bill: That sure as hell didn?t last long.
Alyon sees an opportunity and pounces on Big Stan. He pick Stan up and goes to perform a belly to belly suplex?but Stan blocks and counters into his own belly to belly suplex! Stan picks Alyon up and into his shoulder, and powers him into the turnbuckle, before power slamming him to the mat. Stan stands atop Alyon, points his finger down at him, and yells ?You suck!? Stan proceeds to kick Alyon in the groin!
Bill: I like terseness.
Vega: ?Terseness??
Bill: Yeah, I got one of those word a day calendars.
Meanwhile, Kross continues to work on Fear. He puts Fear in a headlock, but Fear shoves his way out and pushes Kross into the ropes. As Kross returns, Fear hits him with a devastating spear! Fear picks Kross up and locks Kross up in a bearhug!
Stan comes at Fear from behind and clubs Fear with a clothesline, causing him to release Kross! Kross rolls out of the ring, holding his ribs and Stan hoists Fear up and into his arms. But Alyon is already to his feet and to the top turnbuckle. He performs a flying Dropkick that connects with Fear?s back, toppling Stan over and putting Fear in a perfect position for a cover! 1?Stan kicks out after a one count! Alyon drops an elbow onto the back of Fear?s head and puts his arm around Fear?s neck in a blatant chokehold. The ref starts to count down the illegal move?and Stan gets to his feet, but is promptly dragged under the ropes and to the outside by Kross. As the ref is distracted by Alyon?s illegal hold, Kross uses the steel chair he receives on the outside and drives it into Stan?s ribs. Stan goes down to one knee and Kross drops the chair and casually rolls into the ring. By this point, Alyon has released the choke, just in time to receive a sliding drop kick from Kross. Alyon rolls back, holding his face. Fear gets up as Kross does for a running tackle, but Fear dodges and Kross tackles the ring post with his shoulder instead and hangs himself in the corner. Fear walks over, grabs Kross? legs, and boots Kross in the stomach repeatedly. Alyon grabs Fear and begins punching him, forcing Fear to release Kross. But Stan cracks Kross across the skull with the chair as Kross remains prone against the ring post! The ref doesn?t catch it and Stan slides into the ring as Kross falls through the ropes and to the outside.
Fear and Alyon are trading blows, but Stan powers at both of them and decimates them both with a flying clothesline as the ref counts out Kross. Stan goes for the cover on Alyon, but the ref is watching Kross stumble into the ring. Stan turns the ref around and accosts him angrily, allowing Fear to sneak behind Stan and hit him with a low blow! Stan goes down and Fear drags Stan to the outside.
Kross sits up groggily in the corner and receives a big splash from Alyon! Alyon grabs Kross? head and beats it into the corner turnbuckle. Finally Alyon releases and Kross stumbles down to his knees and Alyon boots him in the back repeatedly.
Fear has Stan on the outside and the ref is counting them both down..1??2?.. Fear drops Stan down on the guardrail and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a table and the crowd pops huge! The ref shouts at Fear to put it away, stopping the count in the process. Fear ignores him and sets up the table. Then, Fear goes for another table and sets it up right next to the first! Fear picks Stan up and sets him up for what looks like a powerbomb through the tables!
Tito: My God!
Back in the ring, Kross is somehow back to his feet. Alyon goes to irish whip Kross, but Kross reverses and sends Alyon right into the ropes?and the ref! Alyon crashes into the ref, sending the ref spilling over the top rope and to the outside, landing on top of Fear and Stan as Fear was setting Stan up for the powerbomb! All three men go down. Alyon?s momentum was stopped by hitting the ref, and Deacon Kross boots Mac in the stomach and hits the Kross Kutter on Mac! Kross goes for the pin, but the ref is unconscious on the outside.
Tito: The ref?s out Kross!
Bill: You screwed yourself there buddy!
Kross, enraged, gets up and looks on the outside. He sees the train wreck of bodies that is the ref, Stan, and Fear. Kross leans back against the ropes, exhausted, and waves his arms towards the back.
Vega: What?s he doing?!
Dylan Mercy and Mason Bishop appear from the back and make a beeline for the ring!
Tito: Dammit! Kross is gonna screw Stan, Fear, and Alyon out of a decent shot at the title.
Mercy and Bishop pick Alyon up. Bishop punches Alyon into the corner and sits him up on the top turnbuckle as Mercy goes to the opposite corner and gets on the top. Bishop performs a superplex to Alyon that plants him in the middle of the ring, and as Alyon lands Mercy hits Alyon with a top rope leg drop! Kross instructs his minions to get the ref. Bishop goes to the outside and gives the ref a few light slaps to rouse him before tossing him into the ring. Kross pins Alyon as the ref gets himself slowly in position. The ref begins the count?and Stan scrambles back into the ring. He clubs Kross in the back to break up the pin. But Mercy attacks Stan from behind. The ref slowly gets to his feet and gets in Mercy?s face, forcing him out of the ring, but as he does so Bishop hits Stan with a german suplex, before he too rolls out of the ring. Bishop and Mercy shoot each other satisfied glances as they make their way to the back. Kross gets on top of Stan this time for the pin?but this time Fear gets in the ring and kicks Kross in the head to break up the pin! Fear sits down next to Kross and slaps on a crossface! Kross tries in vain to get to the ropes?and finally Alyon crawls over and punches Fear in the head until he releases the hold. Kross limps away as Alyon and Fear start trading blows. He see?s Stan flat on the mat and goes for another pin?.but Stan powers out immediately. Stan shoots to his feet and flexes his muscles like a raging animal?Kross takes a back step, then lunges at Stan with a closed fist, but Stan blocks and unloads into Kross, forcing him into the ropes for a huge irish whip. Kross rebounds, and Stan catches Kross and performs a superhuman belly to belly suplex that sends Kross over the top rope?.and crashing through the tables that Fear set up earlier! The fans start up a chant of HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Bill: I?m with the people on that one!
Tito: Kross looks like he?s been in a car wreck!!
Fear finally overpowers Alyon and send him to the outside with a brutal blow to the jaw. Fear turns around, right into a choke by Big Stan! In desperation, Fear kicks Stan in the groin, causing Stan to break the hold. Fear catches Stan and sets him up for another powerbomb?.but Stan back body drops Fear! Stan goes on the attack again, and gets Fear in position for one of his own powerbombs! Stan picks Fear up and drills him down once, twice?.and then hits him with a Last Ride-style powerbomb! Stan goes for the cover! 1?.2?.3! Big Stan is the new TKOW! TV Champion!
(Commercial Break)
Slare & David Rave Confrontation
Tito: Welcome back everyone. We want to say congratulations to Stan ?The Tank? Wilson for becoming the first TKOW! TV Champion. But while we were in the break Slare has come to the ring with that stolen DragonWeight title.
(Slare is in the ring with a mic)
Slare: (smug and smiling) As your new DragonWeight Champion?(crowd boos) SHUT UP! As the champ I promise to bring the prestige to this title that it has lacked. Past champions like Dave Sadler, Tha Answer, and especially David Rave! (crowd pops) SHUT UP! These guys have tarnished the DragonWeight title. When I held this belt it was the talk of TKOW! I carried the DragonWeight division to the promise land. Now look at it! Scum like David Rave has turned this belt into a joke. That?s why I had to ?win? it from him. (crowd boos)
Vega: You mean steal it!
Slare: So for your viewing pleasure tonight. I will make my first title defense right here on Conflict. So if anyone under the 235lb weight limit want a shot at this title. Come get some.
(Fans start to cheer as a wrestler runs down the ramp.)
Tito: It?s Rave! It?s David Rave!
(Rave slides in the ring as Slare quickly slides out the other side. Rave picks up a mic.)
Rave: You piece of shit! Get in this ring and face me like a man!
Slare: (smiling) No, no. You haven?t been cleared to wrestle by Khaos. I won?t be held responsible for you jeopardizing you career.
Rave: Stop half assign Slare. I used to trust you, and you go and turn on me like the snake that you are. Show some backbone
Total Conflict: 6/6/03
Started By TKOW Board, Apr 18 2006 05:35 PM
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TKOW 6-Man Tornado Tag Title Match
? Nathan Melvin, Reptile, & Icarus Evangeline vs L-Dawg, Jezebel & Kasumi
Stereomud?s ?Pace? plays as the ring goes up in flames(around ring like inferno match)as the song plays the lights go down and boom huge explosion, lights go up and the TKOW! 6-Man Tornado Tag Champs are in the ring.
(The MegaTron light up and we see Jezebel and Kasumi sitting in Khaos?s office.)
Jezebel: I?m gonna make this short and sweet! (giggles as she tries to sound like Khaos.) My big brother said that I don?t have to wrestle with you boys tonight if I don?t want to. I know all you want to do is touch me and Kasumi in some sick and perverted way. You guys look like 3 pervs.
Kasumi: Yeah, pervs!
Jezebel: So tonight L-Dawg is gonna beat you 3 pervs for you titles???By Himself! (WHAM!)
Tito: L-Dawg just came from the crowd and speared Reptile!
Jakes: Who in the hell is Reptile? Did I miss something!
Vega: Dustin Hughes changed his name to Reptile. It was in your notes if you ever read them.
Jakes: I don?t need any notes to see that L-Dawg is cleaning house!
Tito: Dawg runs and hits Melvin with a Bicycle kick! Ten hits Icarus with a Monkey Flip. Dawg runs around the ring like a mad man and hits Reptile with a Spinkick! L-Dawg rushes Melvin, but Melvin uses Dawg's momentum and throws him out the ring! Melvin bounces off the rope and hits a Asai moonsault onto L-Dawg! Icarus follows with a flying body press onto Dawg! Reptile follows with a Twisting body splash! What is this!
(Out of the crowd 3 men jump the 6-Man champs.)
Vega: That?s Deacon Kross?s gang! Prophet, Dylan Mercy, and Mason Bishop!
Tito: Melvin and Prophet are whaling on each other! Mercy and Icarus are rolling on the ground!
Jakes: I think Reptile is biting Bishop in the face!
Tito: What is this all about! Now who is this guy?
(A man comes down and hides on the side of the ring. L-Dawg is getting to his feet when WHAM!)
Tito: That guy just gave L-Dawg a stunner! Can this be Johnny B. Xtreme. The guy we?ve been hearing about.
Jakes: JBX in TKOW! Him and L-Dawg have been going at it for years! Now JBX is in TKOW! God help us all!
Tito: And what about The Dark Ministry attacking Nathan Melvin, Icarus Evangeline, and Reptile?!
Vega: How can this night get any weirder?!
(Commercial Break)
T-Money vs Killa Khaos Confrontation
&
Custom Title Tourney match 2
Krucifix vs Mystery Wrestler?
Tito: Well it?s time for our final match of the night. The TKOW! World Champion T-Money is in the ring along with this mystery wrestler who?s wearing a mask. T will be the ref for this match.
(Khaos walks down to the ring with a clipboard and gets in. He gets in T-Money?s face then asks for a mic.)
Khaos: Due to personal problems Krucifix will not be her tonight. So I need to pick a replacement for this match. I will right after the new guy here signs his contract.
Mystery Wrestler: Hold on Khaos. I want to renegotiate my contract.
K: What!
MW: No disrespect, but I would like a clause that says I can?t be fired for bogus reasons. I have a family to feed and I can?t risk being unemployed because I pissed you off.
K: Listen kid. I heard you were the top man in TKOW! Mexico. My scouts say you are the next big MegaStar and future World Champ. So don?t start off by pissing me off. Just sign the contract.
MW: How about this. If I win tonight??.You put that clause in. If I lose??I work for you the next 5 years??.FOR FREE! (crowd cheers)
K: (smiling) For free!? I don?t know?
T-Money: Stop being a pussy Khaos! Do it.
K: Fuck you T-Money! It?s on! You got a deal kid. And T-Money, you better call this match fair or your ass is fired! Is that a deal?
T: That?s a deal.
MW: So who?s my opponent?
K: ME! And this is a No DQ match! (WHAM!)
Tito: Khaos just nailed the Mystery guy with that clipboard!
(Bell rings)
Tito: Khaos goes for a quick cover! T counts?1?..2?.3!
Vega: No! He kicked out!
Tito: Khaos goes to work with a flurry of kicks to the mystery guy?s head! Khaos picks up the clipboard and jams it into the guy?s throat! The mystery guy id staggering. Khaos sets him up for GunBuster (Turnbuckle Powerbomb) (WHAM!)
Jakes: Damn! T-Money just leveled Khaos with a huge sidekick!
Tito: The Mystery Guy covers Khaos. 1?.2?..3! It?s over!
(The mystery guy jumps around in the ring celebrating as T-Money makes his way up the ramp to the back. Khaos pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. He has fire in his eyes!)
Khaos: T-MONEY!!!! You just screwed yourself boy! Your ass is so fired!
T: I don?t think so. You said it was a no DQ match. So that was legal. I made the counts fair and square. So screw you Khaos.
K: (pissed) I hate you! This ain?t over T-Money! At the PPV you will defend the title against me! In a Flaming Barbwire Match! (crowd pops)
T: Bring it on???..BOSS!
(Khaos stomps around the ring pissed until the Mystery Wrestler steps in front of him.)
MW: I signed my contract boss. When do I get to wrestle Weasel for my Custom Title?
K: Whatever! Don?t you see I am not in the mood! What do you mean your Custom Title?
(The mystery wrestler grabs his mask and yanks it off! The crowd pops as Khaos is so shocked that he falls backwards into the ropes!)
MW: Surprise, I?m HOME!
Tito: MY GOD! Tell me I?m dreaming! It?s Sean Christopher!!!!
Vega: What!?
Jakes: Are you kidding me! Sean is back in TKOW! Sean Christopher is back!!!!!
(Fade to black. TKOW! Logo flashes across screen.)
? Nathan Melvin, Reptile, & Icarus Evangeline vs L-Dawg, Jezebel & Kasumi
Stereomud?s ?Pace? plays as the ring goes up in flames(around ring like inferno match)as the song plays the lights go down and boom huge explosion, lights go up and the TKOW! 6-Man Tornado Tag Champs are in the ring.
(The MegaTron light up and we see Jezebel and Kasumi sitting in Khaos?s office.)
Jezebel: I?m gonna make this short and sweet! (giggles as she tries to sound like Khaos.) My big brother said that I don?t have to wrestle with you boys tonight if I don?t want to. I know all you want to do is touch me and Kasumi in some sick and perverted way. You guys look like 3 pervs.
Kasumi: Yeah, pervs!
Jezebel: So tonight L-Dawg is gonna beat you 3 pervs for you titles???By Himself! (WHAM!)
Tito: L-Dawg just came from the crowd and speared Reptile!
Jakes: Who in the hell is Reptile? Did I miss something!
Vega: Dustin Hughes changed his name to Reptile. It was in your notes if you ever read them.
Jakes: I don?t need any notes to see that L-Dawg is cleaning house!
Tito: Dawg runs and hits Melvin with a Bicycle kick! Ten hits Icarus with a Monkey Flip. Dawg runs around the ring like a mad man and hits Reptile with a Spinkick! L-Dawg rushes Melvin, but Melvin uses Dawg's momentum and throws him out the ring! Melvin bounces off the rope and hits a Asai moonsault onto L-Dawg! Icarus follows with a flying body press onto Dawg! Reptile follows with a Twisting body splash! What is this!
(Out of the crowd 3 men jump the 6-Man champs.)
Vega: That?s Deacon Kross?s gang! Prophet, Dylan Mercy, and Mason Bishop!
Tito: Melvin and Prophet are whaling on each other! Mercy and Icarus are rolling on the ground!
Jakes: I think Reptile is biting Bishop in the face!
Tito: What is this all about! Now who is this guy?
(A man comes down and hides on the side of the ring. L-Dawg is getting to his feet when WHAM!)
Tito: That guy just gave L-Dawg a stunner! Can this be Johnny B. Xtreme. The guy we?ve been hearing about.
Jakes: JBX in TKOW! Him and L-Dawg have been going at it for years! Now JBX is in TKOW! God help us all!
Tito: And what about The Dark Ministry attacking Nathan Melvin, Icarus Evangeline, and Reptile?!
Vega: How can this night get any weirder?!
(Commercial Break)
T-Money vs Killa Khaos Confrontation
&
Custom Title Tourney match 2
Krucifix vs Mystery Wrestler?
Tito: Well it?s time for our final match of the night. The TKOW! World Champion T-Money is in the ring along with this mystery wrestler who?s wearing a mask. T will be the ref for this match.
(Khaos walks down to the ring with a clipboard and gets in. He gets in T-Money?s face then asks for a mic.)
Khaos: Due to personal problems Krucifix will not be her tonight. So I need to pick a replacement for this match. I will right after the new guy here signs his contract.
Mystery Wrestler: Hold on Khaos. I want to renegotiate my contract.
K: What!
MW: No disrespect, but I would like a clause that says I can?t be fired for bogus reasons. I have a family to feed and I can?t risk being unemployed because I pissed you off.
K: Listen kid. I heard you were the top man in TKOW! Mexico. My scouts say you are the next big MegaStar and future World Champ. So don?t start off by pissing me off. Just sign the contract.
MW: How about this. If I win tonight??.You put that clause in. If I lose??I work for you the next 5 years??.FOR FREE! (crowd cheers)
K: (smiling) For free!? I don?t know?
T-Money: Stop being a pussy Khaos! Do it.
K: Fuck you T-Money! It?s on! You got a deal kid. And T-Money, you better call this match fair or your ass is fired! Is that a deal?
T: That?s a deal.
MW: So who?s my opponent?
K: ME! And this is a No DQ match! (WHAM!)
Tito: Khaos just nailed the Mystery guy with that clipboard!
(Bell rings)
Tito: Khaos goes for a quick cover! T counts?1?..2?.3!
Vega: No! He kicked out!
Tito: Khaos goes to work with a flurry of kicks to the mystery guy?s head! Khaos picks up the clipboard and jams it into the guy?s throat! The mystery guy id staggering. Khaos sets him up for GunBuster (Turnbuckle Powerbomb) (WHAM!)
Jakes: Damn! T-Money just leveled Khaos with a huge sidekick!
Tito: The Mystery Guy covers Khaos. 1?.2?..3! It?s over!
(The mystery guy jumps around in the ring celebrating as T-Money makes his way up the ramp to the back. Khaos pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. He has fire in his eyes!)
Khaos: T-MONEY!!!! You just screwed yourself boy! Your ass is so fired!
T: I don?t think so. You said it was a no DQ match. So that was legal. I made the counts fair and square. So screw you Khaos.
K: (pissed) I hate you! This ain?t over T-Money! At the PPV you will defend the title against me! In a Flaming Barbwire Match! (crowd pops)
T: Bring it on???..BOSS!
(Khaos stomps around the ring pissed until the Mystery Wrestler steps in front of him.)
MW: I signed my contract boss. When do I get to wrestle Weasel for my Custom Title?
K: Whatever! Don?t you see I am not in the mood! What do you mean your Custom Title?
(The mystery wrestler grabs his mask and yanks it off! The crowd pops as Khaos is so shocked that he falls backwards into the ropes!)
MW: Surprise, I?m HOME!
Tito: MY GOD! Tell me I?m dreaming! It?s Sean Christopher!!!!
Vega: What!?
Jakes: Are you kidding me! Sean is back in TKOW! Sean Christopher is back!!!!!
(Fade to black. TKOW! Logo flashes across screen.)
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