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[TKOW Board]

[TKOW! Logo flashes across the screen]

(Show opens with Sean Christopher getting out of a limo in front of the TKOW! Arena. Half of the crowd cheers and half boos.)

Tito: He?s back and we?re live! Welcome to High Voltage!

(High Voltage open runs. It also has new music. ?Faint? by Linkin Park fills the arena. Bolts of lightning fly from the rafters and explode on the stage. Volts flash around the ring illuminating the crowd. Camera pans the sellout crowd as we see a hot girl holding a sign the reads ? I came to see Victoria?s Secret?. Camera pans down to the announce table where Tito is sitting.)

Tito: Hello fans. We are back with the best wrestling action in the business. I am Tito Poppi. To my left?.

Vega: I am Vega Dominguez and I must say that I am twitching in my seat tonight. I can?t wait for that No Holds Barred, First Blood, Exploding Ring Posts Match! I love Soulfly and I can?t wait to see what he comes up with tonight.

Tito: That?s coming up later. And my right hand man. The Playboy!

Jakes: Tito, I know what you do with your right hand, and I want no part of it! Yes the ?Playboy? Bill Jakes is in the house! And Vega that twitching feeling can be cured with a simple cream baby.

Let?s go to our first match.

3-Way Match
Kali-Yuga vs Clench vs Nasty E

The arena goes black and classical music plays then a big explosion goes off in the ring as pyro goes off everywhere in the arena as "Metal Health" by Quiet Riot blares out in the arena then Clench comes running to the ring.
Then Clench jumps on the top ropes and flips off his opponent.

"The Narcissist" (Lex Luger's music when he was in WWF in 1993) hits the TKOW arena. The crowd is on their feet to greet Kali-Yuga. Kali-Yuga walks into the ring. He enters the ring and stares at the crowd with great discipline. (kinda like Lance Storm before he was in WWE)

Hit 'Em Up by Tupac hits the arena speakers.NaSty Comes out with a guitar in hand, walks from one side of the Megatron to another, taunting the fans.he stops in the middle of the ramp, raises his guitar as Big Show type pyros go off. Nasty walks to the ring taunting the crowd on his way in to the ring.he enters the ring, gets up on the ropes and raises his guitar one more time as the music stops.

(Bell rings)

Tito: Yuga starts off with a jump kick to Clench. Then a spin kick follow. Nasty E drops an elbow on Clench! E picks up clench and whips him into the ropes. Bam! Big clothesline by E! E goes for the cover?1?2..No! Clench kicks out. Yuga grabs E and tosses him out the ring. Yuga goes to the top rope and attempts a top rope splash! No, Clench rolls out of the way. Nasty E is back in the ring. E grabs Yuga and throws him out the ring. E tries to muscle up Clench, but Clench counters with a small package pin?1?.2?.3! No E kicks out! Clench sizes up a stunned Nasty E. Clench hits a big dropkick! E is back up quick only to catch another Dropkick! Clench grabs E and hits a snapping Suplex! Yuga is getting back into the ring, WHAM! Clench catches Yuga with a baseball slide! Yuga slams into the guardrail! Clench goes to work on Nasty E. Clench locks in a Figure Four leg lock. E screams in pain! Ref asks E if he gives up, Nasty says NO. Clench increases the pressure. Look Out! WHAM! Kali-Yuga just came off the top rope with a jarring knee drop to Clenches chest!

Vega: Why does it seem like Clench is fighting a combined effort here?

Jakes: What? Stop making excuses for Clench getting his ass kicked.

Tito: Yuga grabs Clench and DDT! Yuga goes for the pin?1?2?No! 2 count. E is up and grabs Clench. Power Slam! E stomps on Clench until Yuga gets up and drop a leg onto Clench?s face! E motions to Yuga to go to the top rope. Nasty E kicks Clench in the gut and WHAM! Hits his finisher the ?NaStyBomb? (PowerBomb)! Yuga is on the top rope. Watch Out! Ohhhh, what the hell! L-Dawg just came down and pushed Yuga off the ropes. Yuga crashes down to the ground. Nasty E sees what?s going on and tries to cover Clench quickly?1?2?3! No! L-Dawg interrupts the pin! L-Dawg grabs Nasty E and throws him over the top rope! The ref calls for the bell.

Vega: The ref is throwing this whole match out!

Jakes: What the hell is L-Dawg doing interfering in this match?

Vega: Yuga and Nasty E had obviously struck a deal to take Clench out.

Tito: This isn?t over by a long shot folks. We?ll be back.


(Commercial Break)


4-Way Dance for TKOW! Tag Team Championship
Tech-9 & 6-Strings vs Dave Sadler & Tha Answer vs Toxic & ? vs Jackson Fear & Jay Matthews

Tito: Next up, we have tonight?s HUGE 4 way dance for the TKOW Championships.

Vega: That?s right. There are some special rules governing this match.

Bill: Oh, tell us Mr. Poppi! I?m ready for the spelling test too!

Tito (shooting a sidelong glance at Bill): Shut up Bill. As Vega was saying, the rules for this match are as follows: There can only be two men in the ring at any time. You can tag in ANYONE you wish, even if it?s not your tag team partner. The first person to score a pinfall wins the tag titles for their team.

Vega: Which also means neither Tech-9 or 6-Strings have to be pinned to lose their titles.

Tito: They better be on top of their game tonight!

Bill: This whole match could hinge on who Toxic?s mystery partner is tonight! You don?t know anything Vega?

Vega: Nope. I haven?t been able to find out a thing!

The Lights Go Off and Then They Start to Flick off and on.Then Lighting hit the Center of The Ring then the Rock Wilders Hit By Redman and Method Man.While The Music is Playing The Lights Come back on an Tha Answer is in The Center of the ring.

Fireworks pour from the ramp and ?No Chance in Hell? hits as Dave walks out taunting the crowd and makes his way to the ring where he climbs 2 turn buckles and taunts the crowd further. He goes with Answer into their corner.

Tito: These two make an interesting team, but have been climbing the tag team ranks as of late!

"Back in Black" by AC/DC blares loudly over the speakers as Jackson Fear steps out from behind the curtain. He coolly walks towards the ring, gets in, and raises one arm up in the air. The music is cut.

The lights dim in the arena and "Open your eyes" blares on the system. A spotlight is aimed on Matthews as he makes his way through a jam packed TKOW crowd. As the people cheer and pat him on the back as he makes his way down to the ring. He steps into the ring a throws down his Leather Jacket and Kendo stick, and patiently sits in the corner awaiting his opponent.

Vega: Speaking of interesting teams?these two were thrown together just this week!

Bill: They?re my long shot pick to win this thing.

Faint by Linkin Park hits and Toxic appears from out of the back. He waits on the ramp and points behind him.

The lights go out. The beginning to "Awaken? by Disturbed plays, while highlights of Khaos in action play on the MegaTron and the words TEAM Havoc flash on the KhaosTron. When the first verse hit, a big pyro explosion goes off that leaves smoke everywhere. Khaos steps through the smoke and walks straight to the ring. Khaos kneels in the ring until the song's chorus plays. Khaos rises up in a martial art fighting stance. At the same time pyro explodes from the 4 ring posts.

Tito: Toxic?s partner is Khaos?!!

Vega: Wait, Khaos has a mic.

Khaos: I have to say guys, I?ve been pretty impressed with our tag division lately. That?s why I booked this match. But, tonight, the boss is gonna get up close and personal with his tag talent. Show me what you got!

Bill: Oh ho, this is gonna be great!

Walk this Way by RUN DMC and Aerosmith plays on the MegaTron. The words 69 Boyz flash on the KhaosTron. 6-Strings & Tech-9 come out through a pile of smoke and get in the ring. Lasers flash all over the arena.

Vega: The champs have just entered the ring, who?s gonna start this thing?

Tito: 6-Strings and Dave Sadler were randomly chosen to start the match.

6-Strings and Dave Sadler lock up, and 6-Strings enters into a battle of strength with Dave. The contest seems pretty even, until 6-Strings gets the edge. Suddenly, he boots Dave Sadler in the stomach, picks him up and drops him with a power slam! Then, 6-Strings leaps on Sadler with a splash and goes for the pin! 1?2?Dave kicks out! 6-Strings picks Dave up and tags in Tech-9. He throws Dave to Tech-9, but Dave suddenly explodes into a series of rapid fire shoot punches to Tech-9?s face! He irish whips Tech into his corner, where Tha Answer grabs him around the throat and holds him in place so Sadler can hit him with a running clothesline! The ref yells at Tha Answer for his interference. Dave performs a series of quick knee lifts to Tech?s abdomen before wrapping his arms around Tech?s neck and attempting a neckbreaker?but Tech pushes him off and Sadler lands hard in the center of the ring! Tech goes to the corner to perform to perform some sort of maneuver?.but Toxic makes a blind tag! The ref forces Tech out to the ring apron as both 69 Boys dispute the call. The big man Toxic wastes no time working on Dave Sadler. He picks Dave Sadler up high and drops him down with a huge vertical suplex that shakes the ring. Dave seems to be in a lot of trouble, and he reaches desperately for his corner, but Toxic drags him back to the middle of the ring and drops a big leg drop on the back of Sadler?s head. Toxic grabs Dave?s foot again and Dave gets up, hopping on one foot. Sadler delivers a desperation enzuguri that halts Toxic?s offense and Dave goes for the closest tag: Fear!

Tito: That might have been a good move. Chances are he would not have gotten to Answer?s corner in time.

Fear gets in the ring and comes at Toxic with a running clothesline, but Toxic doesn?t go down. Fear tries again, and still Toxic doesn?t go down! Fear tries a third time, this time with a huge leaping clothesline to Toxic?s neck which finally brings him down! Fear gets in a 3-point stance and beckons for Toxic to get to his feet, but Toxic lunges to tag in Khaos! Khaos gets in the ring!

Vega: Oh, here we go!

Fear runs at Khaos, and Khaos puts him down with a spinning crescent kick that floors Fear. Khaos picks Fear up and immediately drops him down with a jackknife powerbomb. Khaos goes for the pin?1?.2??Fear kicks out at the last second. Khaos wrenches Fear to his feet again and prepares to deliver another powerbomb, but Fear back body drops Khaos and goes for the tag to Jay Matthews! The crowd pops as the fan favorite leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and performs a big splash onto Khaos. Matthews rolls Khaos up 1?2?.Khaos kicks out of the roll up. But Jay is on his feet again instantly. He gets off a stunned Khaos, and walks up the ropes! Once he reaches the top rope, he leaps off for a moonsault, but Khaos rolls out of the way and Jay gets a face full of the mat! Khaos blindly tags in Tha Answer and rolls out of the ring! Tha Answer drops an elbow down on the prone Jay Mathews and goes for a quick pin! 1?2?Jay kicks out!

Just then, a wall of fire erupts at the top of the ramp and ?House of 1000 Corpses? hits. Onslaught stalks down the ramp, steel chair in hand!

Tito: DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!

Khaos eyes go wide, and in a rage he makes a beeline up the ramp to attack Onslaught, but Onslaught crashes the chair across Khaos? skull with shattering force. Onslaught gets up on the ring apron and gets in the ring! He gives Tha Answer a big boot as he gets to his feet. Tha Answer falls in the 69 Boys corner and Tech-9 gets the blind tag! Rage Dave hollers at the ref as Tech-9 gets in the ring, but the ref is oblivious to all of this as he tries to remove Onslaught from the ring. Finally, Toxic rushes Onslaught and clotheslines him over the top with such force both men spill to the outside! Tech-9 gazes down victoriously at Jay Matthews as the ref finally turns his attention back to the action. Tech-9 picks Matthews up, but the Xtreme Entertainer suddenly drops down and leg sweeps Tech-9?s legs out from under him. In a flash, he climbs the ropes again and delivers his Matrixsault to Tech-9! Jay hooks Tech-9?s legs for the pin, but 6-Strings moves in to break up the count! Fear leaves his corner and dropkicks 6-Strigs out of the ring to intercept the break up as the ref goes down for the count 1?.2?.3!!! Fear and Matthews are the new tag teams champs!

Bill: You?ve got to be kidding me!

Vega: So much for your prediction playboy.

Tito: Sorry folks, but we desperately need to go to a commercial!


(Commercial Break)

(Backstage in Khaos?s office Geisha walks in to find an unexpected visitor.)

Geisha: OH! Salma, I didn?t know you were here tonight.

(Geisha seems uncomfortable)

Salma: Yes, we try to keep it on the down low after that whole Lilith incident.

Geisha: Right, smart move. I was just looking for Khaos.

Salma: He had to step out. But he did tell me to tell you to find Jon Able, Dragon, Thrillshow, and Alyon Mac and ask them to come here for a meeting.

Geisha: OK. Well it was nice talking to you.

Salma: Wait Geisha. Why do you seem so nervous around me? You have barely said 5 words to me since you started working for TEAM KHAOS again.

Geisha: That?s not true??..kind of. It?s just your Khaos?s wife. I?m the ex girlfriend. I just didn?t want any drama.

Salma: I trust my husband completely. We have talked about you and your relationship with my husband. I want us to be friends. (Salma walks up to Geisha and strokes her hair.) I think you are smart and very beautiful.

Geisha: (freaked out) OK. I better go find those guys Khaos wanted. See ya later.

(Geisha walks out the room quickly)

Salma: (to herself) Oh yes you will.


Singles Match
Damien Thorne vs Brian Branick

The arena falls dark and the sirens blare and shine. Three pyros hit and Brian Branick walks out. He heads to the ring and gets in. He goes to a turnbuckle and climbs up. He raises both arms and gets down and waits.

Tito: Brian Branick has a hell of a lot on his plate in this match here tonight!

Bill: This Damien Thorne guy freaks me out. Did you see how he killed a priest?

Vega: That?s just what we need?more killers on the TKOW roster. Who hires these people?!

The lights go out, a child's music box starts playing "hush little baby" then breaks into "We Care Alot" by Faith No More. Red lights fill the arena and smoke fills the ring as Thorne and his Wild Rose, a beautiful young Goth Girl (about 19 yrs old). As the smoke clears and the lights go on fans begin to notice the tears of blood watering Thorn's eyes, rolling down his cheeks. They also notice his face as the look of sadness and grief slowly turns into a devilish grin. The words echo over the sound system in a distinctly female voice "The Bloodsong is upon you, let all who have reason fear the Bloodsong and it's Avenging Angel". Damien gets in the ring and wipes his blood tears away, an act that sends a chill down Brian?s spine.
Brain immediately goes for a lock up, but Thorne sidesteps the lock up, grabs Brian?s by the back of the head and plants him with a neckbreaker. Thorne gets on Brian and sits back into a camel clutch. Brian struggles for the ropes and finally makes it, but when he does Thorne releases the hold gets up and drives his body weight down on Brian?s back. Brian collapses again, and Thorne tugs him up by his hair and hisses something in his ear, before throwing his head back down to the mat again. Thorne slides out of the ring and grabs a cord running along the crowd barrier. He wraps it around Brian?s neck and proceeds to choke the life out of him!

Tito: Come on!

The ref starts to count down the illegal move, and when he reaches 7 Thorne uses the cord still wrapped around Brian?s neck to pull him to the outside. Brian gasps for air when he hits the ground with a resounding smack. Thorne picks him up and onto his shoulder, takes him over to the barrier and drops him down on it. Brian collapses again, holding his ribs. Thorne rolls Brian back in the ring as the ref reaches an 8 count. Brian struggles to his feet in the corner, and Thorne leaps at Brian for a big splash, but Brian ducks out of the way and Thorne?s head impacts on the ring post. Thorne stumbles back and into a sidewalk slam by Brian. Brian kicks Thorne in the stomach a few times for good measure before running to the ropes and hitting a sliding dropkick to the side of Thorne?s head. Thorne rolls over and to the outside as Brian taunts him from within the ring.
Vega: Don?t get cocky Brian, Thorne?s a dangerous man.
The camera focuses in on Thorne?s face, and we see another crimson tear flow from his left eye. His expression turns into a mirthless smile and he locks eyes with Brian. Brian looks somewhat disturbed and he takes a step back as Thorne rolls into the ring. They lock up and Thorne powers Brian into the corner. Thorne punches Brian and tosses him to the opposite corner with such force that Brian crashes into the turnbuckle and falls on his face. Thorne waits for Brian to get to his feet before grabbing his arm and performing a brutal short arm clothesline which downs Brian. Thorne quickly picks him up and performs another, and then repeats it a third time. The fourth time, Thorne turns the short arm clothesline into a DDT!

Tito: Thorne has been downright dominant in this match so far. Thorne gets on the second rope and delivers a forearm drop to Brian?s skull. Brian grabs his head and writhes on the ground in pain. Thorne picks him up for a suplex, but Brian drops down behind Thorne and rolls him up with a surprise school boy! 1?only a one count! Thorne rolls to his feet, a manic enraged expression on his face! He clothesline Brian straight to hell and Brian crashes down on the top of his neck!

Bill: Jee-zus!

Thorne screams, ?Sing! Sing the Bloodsong!!? As he locks in the Bloodsong! Brian screams for mercy, and taps out almost instantly! It?s over Thorne has won!

Tito: A damn impressive victory by Damien Thorne. Like him or not, he?s making a hell of an impact in TKOW.
Thorne?s music hits, and he is weeping tears of blood again. He stands above Brian?s broken body, and the tears fall on his opponent, coating him in droplets of blood. Wild Rose gets in the ring and raises Thorne?s hand in the air in victory. Thorne and Wild Rose leave the ring as their music hits, and walk to the back. As they step into a lighted hallway, Onslaught slowly appears from behind a curtain, wielding a chair!

Bill: Oh man, are we gonna see these too loonies tear into each other?! YES!

Onslaught brings the chair up to strike Thorne in the back, when suddenly Thorne stops. A knowing smile crosses his lips and he says calmly, ?I wouldn?t do that, if I were you?.? Onslaught looks confused and he brings the chair down slowly. Thorne?s strange smile widens. ?The Blood Song sings for you too?but thankfully for you, I?m not your avenging angel?.? Onslaught grimaces as he lets the chair go limp in his hands. Thorne and his young companion continue on, paying no heed to Onslaught.

Vega: That was?.eerie?.

Bill: I can?t believe Onslaught didn?t hit him!

Tito: Whoa, I think Onslaught just got outplayed on that exchange! We?re gonna have to keep a close eye on this Damien Thorne.


(Commercial Break)


Exclusive Sean Christopher Interview
A laser show hits off and then ?My Sacrifice? by Creed plays. Dr. Death and Extreme Phil are seen sitting on two stools backstage with a large set made of steel. A big iron thing spells out ?Fights, Camera, Action!? lights on fire and stays that way for the rest of the segment

Death: Annnnnnnd hello, ladies and gentlemen! I?m Doctor Jonathan Death!

Phil: And as always, I?m Extreme Killer Phil!

Death: As always? What the hell are you talking about? Most of the time you?re just plain gay.

Phil: Am I really, Jon? Weren?t you the one who slept with his brother?

Death: -The f*ck? No!

Phil: Whatever. Anyway, folks, tonight on the show we have a very special guest. A man who possibly revolutionized pro wrestling, the former co-owner of TKOW!!

Death: This man is Mr. Sean Christopher!

Sean walks out from behind the set and takes a seat on the couch. He looks around at the set.

Sean: Nice set you two lovers have here.

Death: Lovers!? Yeah? riiiight,

Phil: Oh my God! Death? Me and Death!? I?m not gay, Sean.

Sean: Is that so? I wasn?t so sure after that one night wi-

Phil: Yeah. So, Sean, what brought you back to TKOW!?

Sean: Well, Phil? I left TKOW! on bad terms with the company. I left. I tried out different feds. None of them really suited me; too many rules. The only place I could think of to come to was Total Khaos Online Wrestling!.

Death: Is that the only reason you came back?

Sean: Well, I?d been watching TKOW! TV ever since I left and just noticed that I had a score to settle with a few people. Too many people feel that they control the company when they don?t. I had to set them straight.

Phil: Does it feel strange not being able to boss people around? I mean like hire and fire? Suspend?

Sean: Well, you?ve got to remember that I lost my co-owner powers a bit before I actually left the company. I got kind of used to it. I still feel like a really want to do stuff that I can?t do anymore. It bothers me, but I?m alive.

Death: Sean, when you came back last week, you confronted Khaos. You think that whole confrontation will turn into something big?
Sean: I really can?t say at this point. Khaos isn?t a big problem to me. But he could be. We?ll just have to wait and see.

Phil: Well, Sean, thanks for coming on the show. You?ve been a great guest.

Death: Yes you have. But? if that thing with Khaos does turn into something big? just incase? WHAM!

Death hits a devastating punch to Sean?s head and knocks him out.

Phil: (laughs)

Death: Good night, folks.


Gauntlet Match
Jackhammer vs Whippz, Chainz & Brian Branick

Whippz, Chainz, and Brian Branick are sitting at ringside. Death has taken a seat by the announce table. Jackhammer walks out.

Bill: Hey! Where?s his entrance music!?

Tito: I? don?t know.

Vega: Hmmmm?

Jackhammer gets in the ring and signals Whippz to get into the ring. Whippz hops over the guardrail and climbs into the ring. He looks and Jackhammer and smiles? but Jackhammer suddenly spears Whippz! 1-2-3! Jackhammer looks at Death and starts screaming?

Jackhammer: IS THAT IT!? IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT!?

Chainz jumps into the ring and starts punching Jackhammer who doesn?t budge. He tries to spear him but only ends up hurting his shoulder. Death then runs up to the side of the ring and while the ref is trying to send Death away, Chainz hits Jackhammer with a low blow! Chainz then powerbombs Jackhammer! He goes for the pin? 1-2- Jackhammer kicks out! Jackhammer gets up and hits Chainz with his Jackhammer finisher. 1-2-3 Chainz is eliminated!

Tito: Guess Branick?s working double-duty tonight!

Bill: Well, that?s not fair!

Vega: Umm? I think it is.

Branick looks at Death and smiles. Death slides in the ring and hits the ref with a flamethrower! The ref is knocked out. Branick grabs a led pipe and whacks Jackhammer over the head with it. Death then starts burning the baldhead of Jackhammer. Hammer is screaming in pain. Death slides out of the ring with Branick and lights the ring on fire.

Tito: OH MY GOD! I THINK THEY KILLED HIM!!!

Bill: Wow!

Vega: What a sleazy person!


(Commercial Break)


Thrillshow, Dragon, Alyon Mac & Jon Able vs Dom, Tre, Jax & Max Confrontation

(Thrillshow, Dragon, & Able walk into Khaos?s office. Khaos is sitting at his desk.)

Khaos: Oh you guys made it. Thanks for coming.

Thrillshow: What?s going on Khaos?

K: Well I wanted you to meet someone. (WHAM!)

(Tre comes out of nowhere and hits Dragon with a bat! You can hear Dragon?s arm shatter! Thrill show jumps on Tre. Jon Able grabs the bat! (WHAM!) Dom jumps out and whacks Able in the head with another bat! Able?s head is split open! Thrill throws Tre into the wall and tries to escape this apparent trap. Thrill opens the door only to be met by Jax and Max standing right outside. Max slams his knee into Thrillshow?s gut! Jax throws him back into the office. Jax and Max work Thrillshow over. Tre & Dom walk up with their bats and stand over Thrill.

Jax: This is gonna hurt me more that you. Naw! It?s gonna hurt you more. (WHAM!)

(Tre goes flying over Khaos?s desk into the bosses lap. Camera cuts back to see Alyon Mac standing with a chair! Alyon swings at Dom knocking him in the head! Jax and Max jump on Mac and try to take him down. Thrillshow grabs Max and kicks him in the groin! Alyon whacks Jax in the head with the steel chair!)

Alyon: Let?s get out of here Thrill!

(Thrillshow and Alyon run out of Khaos?s office leaving TEAM KHAOS in disarray.)

Khaos: Oh, they will pay for this! Look at my desk!

Tre: Damn it! This will end next Sunday!

Jax: What about these two?

Khaos: (Looks down a Jon Able and Dragon) Get ?em out of my office! And get someone to clean that blood out of my carpet.

(Ringside)

Tito: That was disgusting! Khaos is the damn owner. He?s back there setting up his own employees!

Jakes: Khaos does what?s best for TKOW! Able and Dragon deserved what they got. Now we have roster room to sign 2 new wrestlers. Better than those two.

Vega: Your talking about people?s lives here Bill. They have families to feed!

Jakes: Like I said last week. Burger King is always hiring. (laughs)

Vega: Sickening!

Jakes: Would you like fries with that? (laughs)

Tito: (angry) We?ll be back!


(Commercial Break)



No Holds Barred, First Blood, Exploding Ring Posts Match!
Soulfly vs E.K.Phil
Guest Ref: Twister

(Ringside)

Tito: Welcome back folks. During the break the unspeakable happened. Take a look at the replay.

(Backstage in Soulfly?s locker room)

Soulfly: Damn it! I left my tape in the car!

Miranda: No problem. I will run and get it.

Soulfly: Thanks Miranda. I owe you.

Miranda: It?s my job to help you out. This is a big match.

(Miranda leaves to go to the parking lot. She bumps into Selena Christopher!)

Selena: Watch it bitch!

Miranda: What?s your problem!?

Selena: My problem is you. You just pop up in TKOW! And think your going to steal my spotlight tonight!

Miranda: Your spotlight! This night is Soulfly?s night. Not mine, yours, or E.K.Phil's! (SMACK!)

(Selena slaps Miranda.)

Selena: Don?t you dare put Phil's name in your filthy mouth! (BAM!)

(Miranda punches Selena in the jaw!)

Miranda: Why don?t I put my fist in your mouth! BITCH!

(Miranda walks off to the parking lot.)

Tito?s voice: And right before we came back to air this happened!

(Miranda is in Soulfly?s car looking for his wrap tape.)

Miranda: There it is!

(She grabs the tape and steps out of the car. (WHAM!) A speeding car strikes Miranda. She flies over the hood and lands on the grass.)

Tito: That happened during the break. Now back out live we can see the EMT?s and Soulfly are out helping Miranda into the ambulance. Word is she suffered a mild concussion and few bumps. But I think I know who was in that car!

Jakes: Don?t jump to conclusions Poppi! I know you think Selena was behind this, but she is too sweet and pure to attempt a violent act like that.

Vega: Pure my ass!

Jakes: I would appreciate that; I smell it way over here.

Tito: Let?s go to the ring.

No Holds Barred, First Blood, Exploding Ring Posts Match!
Soulfly vs E.K.Phil
Guest Ref: Twister

Down By The Sickness by Distrubed plays as E.K.Phil comes to the ring with Selena.

Tito: Oh, look out! Here comes Soulfly running down the ramp and he is pissed! Fly jumps in the ring! Selena gets out fast! Phil tries to clothesline Fly but Fly ducks! Fly slide out the ring and goes after Selena! Selena takes off up the ramp! Phil cuts off fly with a right hand and tosses him back in the ring. Phil goes to whip Soulfly into one of the exploding turnbuckles! What the hell!
(The lights turned black, the arena pitch black dark. Several electricians run back, to the main power supply. Quickly the lights shine back over the rioting crowds, as this occurs the lights display EKP and Soulfly fighting over who will go into the posts. Over the sound system, you could hear sadistic laughter.
Over the TKOW! Megatron displays a familiar tattoo, and scar. It shows a skull split in half with a scar seeming to break threw it. Then the video shifts to Icarus, holding a human heart in his hands, smiling like a loving child. The sound of "Opeth- Master's Apprentice" plays threw. EKP sees the video as Soulfly knocks him flat of his back. In the most interesting aspect, the lights flicker once more.
A red substance falls from the tiers of the arena, crashing down on Soulfly as EkP would get from under him. The two would look each at each other, then to the blood. A hand rips threw the canvas with sharp razor like clawed rings and grabbed EKP by the ankle, driving the ends into his flesh. Icarus looks up, with smile filled with sadistic intent.)

Icarus-"Did you miss me?"

Icarus grinned as he pulled back on EKP's ankle, ripping flesh as he climbed from under the mat. Soulfly would run over towards Icarus and swing at him, hitting him in the chest. Icarus staggered back as he let go of EKP, letting him fall face first. Icarus seemed dazed, but something is always there. Soulfly charged at Icarus, as he did, Icarus ducked down, as Soulfly went for the clothesline Icarus pushed him along into the turnbuckle, causing it to explode against him on contact. Icarus snickered as he watched.

Icarus-"Seems like your ass bleed for me.."

EKP, being the brilliant fellow he is, attempts to get out of the ring. He slides on his chest and stomach trying to get out. Icarus turned and looked, as medics and several of the TKOW security rushed down. Icarus knew they were there, so he moved quickly grabbing EKP by the same ankle pulling him back into the ring. Icarus reached down, grabbing EKP by the face, the rings causing blood to ripple from where they pressed against. Icarus got close to his face.

Icarus-"Maybe this will show you to stay the hell out of my matches!"

Icarus leaned forward as if he was listening to what EKP was saying

Icarus-"Hmmm, you don?t care?"

Icarus said "Fine then" and as the medics and several security came in Icarus turned, picking up EKP, and powerbombed him into the hole he created in the ring. Icarus laughed, licking his rings as EKP hit the cold floor, he laughed harder as he looked to Soulfly. He stepped rolled over the ropes, landing back on his feet, walking around over to where Soulfly laid in the ring, leaning in whispering.

Icarus-"Thanks for pushing me, you've made me to what I?m..."

he paused as he grinned

Icarus-"Maybe, just maybe, I'll see what Miranda's blood tastes like some time!"

he turned took a step, then turned back punching Soulfly in the face

The security pulled Icarus back, then lead him up the ramp, and into the back.

Tito: Can we get this match started officially!?
Vega: Has anyone even seen Twister?
Jakes: Who cares. Look at E.K.Phil! Look at the blood everywhere! This is a first blood match right!?

Tito: It was. I don?t know what it is now.

Vega: Who?s this coming down now!

Tito: its Nathan Melvin and Reptile! They want a piece if Soulfly and Phil also! Reptile grabs Soulfly and NO! (BOOM!) Tosses him into the turnbuckle! Soulfly back is on fire! Melvin grabs the injured Phil and tosses him over the top rope! Melvin goes to the top turnbuckle and (WHAM!) Hits a 450 splash onto Phil! This has broken down into a blood bath!

(Backstage Khaos is furious that this match did not happen like he wanted. Khaos looks into the camera.)

Khaos: Damn it all! Melvin, Icarus, Reptile! You guys ruined this match! But damn it there will be an Exploding turnbuckle match between E.K.Phil and Soulfly. But now it will be at No Escape! In a cell! (fans pop) For the Extreme Chaos title!


(Commercial Break)


DragonWeight #1 Contenders Match
Nathan Melvin vs Prophet
Guest Ref: David Rave
Guest Commentator: Slare


Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, what a unique match this is going to be. Prophet will take on Nathan Melvin with the special guest referee, David Rave. Now, if you think that sounds good wait until you hear whom the guest commentator is. Well, he?s sitting here at the announce table right now. That?s right, folks, Slare.

Slare: Hey, everyone!

Bill: Have we ever had a guest referee and a guest commentator in a TKOW! match before?

Vega: Not that I can remember? but I could be wrong.

Tito: Anyway, viewers? the guest ref and the guest commentator are already out here. Just remember that these two aren?t too fond of each other.

Slare: Fond? I simply hate David Rave.

Bill: Where?re Melvin and Prophet?

Vega: I don?t know? this is there match.

Tito: What are you smiling about, Slare? What did you do?

Slare: Well, get me a mic. Ladies and gentlemen? look at this live video feed.

A live video feed hits the KhaosTron. It shows a locker room with Nathan Melvin and Prophet trying to get out, but they?re locked in.

Slare: Well, since David Rave and I are already out here? why don?t we talk.

Slare gets up from his seat with the microphone and walks to the ring. He looks at David Rave.

Slare: David, do you know why I locked those two in the locker room?

Rave: (shakes head)

Slare: Because I wanted to talk to you, face-to-face! Now, we can either settle this like gentlemen or like real men. And quite frankly? I?m not a gentleman. WHAM!

Slare sends a right hand to David Rave?s head. Rave lands on the floor and Slare begins stomping on him!

Tito: WHAT A COWARD!!!

Bill: Ha! That was funny!

Vega: If I had any respect for Slare before, I don?t have any now!

Slare spits on Rave and walks to the back.


Women's Match
Victoria Secret vs Tabi Halo
Guest Commentator: Vixon

Lap Dance by N.E.R.D. hits and the crowd pops as the leggy Vixon makes her way down the aisle, wearing a striped suit with a short skirt, and her Women?s title over her shoulder. She walks over to the announce booth.

Bill: Ohhhh?yeah! Come to papa!

Vega: Don?t get anything on the equipment Bill.

Vixon (pulling on a headset): Hey Bill, what?s that puddle on the table in front of you?

Bill (realizing he?s drooling): Oh!

Vixon: No problem Playboy?I get it all the time?

Tito: Vixon, glad to have you with us. Quite a night we?ve had so far.

Vixon: Yeah?and now I?m here to see Tabi smack this primadonna Victoria Secret around. God, I can?t stand her!

Vega: Well Vixon, word in the back is that you?re afraid of losing your status as TKOW?s head Diva?

Bill (chortling back laughter): Heh heh?head Diva?.

Vega: Ah hem?as I was saying, some are saying that your afraid of Victoria?s influence in TKOW.

Vixon: Please! I am, and will always be the?hottest?most luscious?and without a doubt the most powerful woman in TKOW. (looking over at Bill) Bill, you still with us??

Bill (gawking at Vixon): Oh?uh, uh huh.

The lights in the arena goes off. A few seconds later, the sound of camera's flashing can be heard

**********'Take it Off'**********

Starts to blare over the PA system. Victoria Secret comes out with a spotlight focused on her, and does a model stance at the top of the ramp way. She then starts down the ramp with the spotlight following her every footstep, catwalking, and stops midway to strike another pose.

She enters the ring, and goes to the center. The lights come up again, and Victoria stands with her hands on her hips taking in the roaring reaction that she is receiving from the fans in attendance. Vixon looks at her with scorn from the announce position.

The scene switches to the back, and Tabi and Jess Halo are shown walking down the hall to the ring. Suddenly, Onslaught appears from behind a curtain and crashes a steel chair across Jess? back!

Tito: That goddam Onslaught! What the hell was that for?!!

Tabi pulls on Onslaught?s arm, trying to get the chair away from him, but Onslaught turns around and crashes the edge of the chair into Tabi?s ribs. Tabi collapses to one knee, gasping for air. Onslaught throws the chair down as officials scramble out to restrain the Halo sisters? assailant. Still struggling for breath, Tabi crawls over to Jess to check on her condition as the image goes back to the announce table.

Vixon (fuming): That son of a bitch! Khaos has something in store for that asshole!

Tito: Huh?

Vixon (smiling mirthfully): You?ll find out later?

The camera shows Victoria Secret waiting in the ring, asking the ref what?s going on. After a few moments of indecision Rock Star Poser by N.E.R.D. is heard, and Tabi comes from the back, nursing her midsection.

Bill: She?s going through with the match?!

Vixon: I?I guess so?.oh, Tabi, I hope you know what you?re doing girl!

Tabi climbs into the ring under the bottom rope, but you can see it on her face that even doing that is painful. The bell rings and Victoria and Tabi lock up. Victoria immediately gets the advantage and puts Victoria in an arm bar. Tabi cries out in pain and grabs her stomach. Victoria performs an arm wrench that drops Tabi to the mat. Victoria shoots a glare at Vixon, prompting Vixon to rise up out of her seat.

Vixon: What?! You see something you like?! What are you looking at?!

Bill: Easy Vixon, easy?.you?re getting me all worked up!

Victoria picks Tabi up by her hair, but Tabi performs a desperation double lake takedown that plants Victoria on her back. Tabi gets on top of Victoria and brutally slaps her across the face. Tabi goes to the corner and begins to climb the top turnbuckle?but the pain in her midsection is to much and she stumbles as she climbs, giving Victoria an ample opportunity to grab a handful of Tabi?s hair and pull her back down to the mat with authority! Tabi crunches up in a fetal position, clutching her wounded area.

Victoria goes to the top and waits for Tabi to stumble to her feet. She hits Tabi with the Catwalk and goes for the pin?1?2?3!

Tito: I?m afraid Tabi didn?t stand a chance in this match here tonight?.not with what Onslaught did to her.

The ref raises Victoria?s hand.

Vixon: Your right, Tito! Victoria didn?t win anything!

Vixon drops her headset and runs out to the ring area. She slides under the bottom rope, title in hand, and crashes it into Victoria?s head from behind! Victoria is knocked out cold!

Vixon: Don?t screw with me!! You?re nothing!

Vixon helps Tabi to her feet, and slowly they leave the ring area, with Vixon screaming back at the ring and at Victoria the whole way.


(Commercial Break)



3-Way Dance Tag Match
RAGE & Xcutioner vs Stan Wilson & Dr. Death vs. Deacon Kross & Mason Bishop
High Voltage returns showing the commentating crew sitting at the announce table.

Tito: Well, is everyone ready to dance?

PB Jakes: I'd love too, but Vega always tells me no!

Vega: Well I don't have to this time because this is a Three Way Dance that involves Big Stan and Death, Mason Bishop and Deacon Cross, and two members of The Firm, RAGE and Xcutioner.

Tito: But what were the bookers thinking when they put this match together? X and Death; hate each other. RAGE and Stan; hate each other. By the time those four go at it, Kross and Bishop may get the easiest win of their careers!

Vega: Yeah, well who ever wins, it will definitely be the team who puts aside personal agendas, and keeps their heads in the match.

PB Jakes: Well, here comes the first two.

Ring Announcer: This match is a Fatal Three Way Tag Match which can only be won when a member of one team pins a member from another team. Coming to the ring first ... Deacon Kross and Mason Bishop!


Weight of the World by Saliva begins to play. Bishop and Kross walk out and never even look at the crowd. As the crowd gives a mixed reaction, they keep their focus on the ring as they slowly walk towards it.

Vega: Those two give me the creeps!

The lights go off ... BOOM! Pyro explodes and The Firm's music, (Made You Look by Nas)hits! Spotlights pan all over the arena, and finally, converges into one at the entrance. One more pyro explosion, and out comes Firm members RAGE and X! They walk to opposite sides of the stage pumping the crowd up. They then point to Bishop and Kross in the ring as they begin walking towards them, talking trash!

Tito: These fans love the ... wait! LOOK!

RAGE and X get ambushed from behind! Death hits X, and Stan hits RAGE! Death takes X head and slams it on a guardrail! Stan picks up RAGE and Bodyslams him onto the steel ramp! The bell rings, and the ref and security try pulling Death and Stan away so that the match can start. Death and Stan Push them away, and sling RAGE and X towards the ring. As they stomp on them, Bishop and Kross hop out of the ring. Bishop heads for Death, and Kross heads for Stan. Once they get by them, the four look at each other ... and then they all start stomping on The Firm!

Tito: What the hell?!?!

PB Jakes: Stomp'em! Stomp'em!

Vega: Oh my God!

Death finally picks up X and throws him into the ring. Stan and Kross continue working RAGE over, as security tries to stop them. In the ring, the ref tries to send bishop or Death to their corner. The two look at one another, but again start stomping on X! Death rebounds off the rope to attempt a knee drop, but gets clotheslined over the rope by Bishop! Bishop then makes the cover on X.

Ref: 1 ... 2 ...

Tito: No! The count is stopped by Stan! I don't think Bishop will appreciate that elbow he gave him though.

Stan again tries to go after Bishop, but the ref warns him to go to his corner.

Vega: Now it looks like we have some order. Everyone is in their corner; except RAGE who is pulling himself up by the ring apron.

PB Jakes: Ha! He's done. He took a good ole ass whooping from those guys.

In the ring, Bishop stomps on Xcutioner's head. He then rebounds off the rope and give him a Dropkick to the face. He makes the cover.

Ref: 1 ... 2 ...

Vega: No! Though they hate to do it, Stan and Death just saved X as they both jumped in and elbowed Bishop. Now what are they doing?

Stan and Death seem to be arguing about who should have come into the ring. Death pushes Stan. Stan pushes Death. They both begin swinging a flurry of blows ... with each other! Kross comes into the ring and Double Dropkicks them over the top rope. As the ref tries to get them to regain order, the hurt Bishop rolls out of the ring, and Kross walks over to X. He tries to give X a Suplex, but X blocks it! X tries to give Kross a Suplex, but doesn't have the energy. When he puts Kross down, it is Kross who finally gets the Suplex. Kross then picks up X and puts a knee into his jaw. The ref asks Kross why he is in the ring, and Kross assures him he made the tag.

PB Jakes: He did ref, I saw him!

Tito: Liar!

Kross whips X into a corner, he goes over and kicks him in the gut, but as X falls to the ground, Stan slaps Kross on the back for a blind tag. The ref forces Kross to get out of the ring as Stan comes in and starts stomping on X. He then leans him on the ropes, and gives him an Open Hand Chop. As he whips X into the ropes, his foot is tugged from the outside. Stan turns and sees Bishop on the floor shrugging his shoulders as if he did nothing, but doesn't see X rebounding back and catching him with a clothesline. X starts crawling to his corner where RAGE seems to be holding himself up with the turnbuckle. Just when he's about to tag RAGE, Stan has recovered, and drives a knee into Xcutioner's back. He then whips X into a corner, and Kross makes the blind tag! Stan doesn't see it, and when he flies in and gives X a Boot to the face, Kross turns him around and plants him with a DDT! X rolls out of the ring as the ref makes the count. It is broken up when Death comes in and pulls Kross off of Stan. Death then sends Kross flying down with a strong jab. As Death climbs out of the ring, Stan picks up Kross and delivers a High Angle Back Suplex! Kross grabs his back in pain as Stan picks him up, and gives him another! Stan then puts him in a wristlock, and pulls him to his corner. He tags in Death, and Death climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow onto Kross's arm.

Vega: I guess those two have decided to work together.

Tito: No, I think both of them HATE to lose, so they're putting up with each other for now.

Still working on Kross's back, Death picks Kross up and gives him a Back breaker across his knee. He then puts him into a Boston Crab hold, and tries to inflect more pain. Bishop tries to come in, but the ref pushes him back. While the ref does this, RAGE comes in and Dropkicks Death on the back! Death breaks the hold as he falls forward. RAGE and death lock glares as the ref now pushes RAGE back to his corner. Death walks over to RAGE saying something. Kross pushes him towards RAGE from the back. Death gets a punch to the face by X, and RAGE then tags Death to get himself in! Kross comes at RAGE, but gets a Clothesline! He comes again, but gets another Clothesline! He tries once more, but RAGE sidesteps him, and then grabs him delivering a Full Nelson Slam! Death charges at RAGE from behind, but as he tries a spear, RAGE ducks and he flies through the ropes onto the floor. RAGE then looks at Stan and flips him off. Stan does the same, but gets satisfaction out of seeing RAGE get hit from behind by Kross. Kross then gives RAGE a Side-to-Side Suplex. With RAGE down, he grabs this leg, and gives him an elbow drop onto his knee. He then yanks RAGE into his corner with the same leg, and tags in Bishop. Kross places RAGE's leg on the second rope, and Bishop hops across, landing on RAGE's knee.

PB Jakes: Man! RAGE is screaming like a pig going to slaughter!

Tito: You would too if someone was trying to break your knee.

Bishop grabs both of RAGE's legs, and stomps on the knee. He then puts RAGE in a Figure Four! The pain can be seen on RAGE's face. X, now standing in his corner, beats the turnbuckle trying to motivate RAGE. RAGE starts making his way to the ropes. Kross fights tightens the hold, trying to keep him back.

Tito: And RAGE ... has the rope!

Kross breaks the hold, and pulls RAGE to his feet. RAGE hits him with a jab. Kross swings at RAGE, and RAGE blocks it hitting him with another jab. Kross swings again, and this time RAGE counters by hitting a T-Bone Suplex! Kross starts making his way to the corner. RAGE stands to his feet, staggering. Bishop comes at RAGE, and RAGE gives him a Samoan Drop. Death runs at RAGE, and RAGE knees him in the gut, and then drops Death's face onto his knee. But RAGE goes down from a Big Boot from Big Stan. Big Stan goes down when X drops him with a Diving Reverse DDT! X pushes all the fallen wrestlers but RAGE out of the ring. he then helps RAGE up, and points to Bishop. RAGE picks Bishop up, he then gives him a Falling Power Slam. As he gets up, out of no where he runs over and Clotheslines Death and Stan off the apron!!

Vega: Boy did those two fly!

Tito: Now look!

RAGE talks trash to Kross as he drags Bishops body to the corner. He leans him on the corner turnbuckle, and gives him three hard Shoulder Thrust. He then tags in X who climbs the top turnbuckle, and Bull Dogs Bishop! X then points to Death.

Tito: What's he doing?

PB Jakes: I told you X was an idiot! He just threw Bishop into Death's corner!

Vega: Yeah because he wants Death to tag in!

Death slaps Bishop on the arm and tags himself in. he and X start to circle each other. Suddenly, when Death gets over by RAGE ...

Vega: Oh no!

Tito: Death just tagged in RAGE!!

PB Jakes: And RAGE HAS to come in! Ha ha!

Death smiles as he rolls out of the ring, leaving X in the ring with RAGE. X and RAGE look at each other. They don't seem to want to fight, but know the rules. They start to circle each other, and then charge! When they meet in the middle, they give each other an Irish Whip, and it gets ugly!

Tito: X whipped RAGE into Kross and Bishops corner! He elbowed Kross off the apron, and now he's pulling in Bishop!

Vega: And X was whipped over by Death and Stan! he knocked Stan off the apron with a jab, and pulls in Death!

RAGE and X whip Death and bishop towards the middle of the ring trying to send them flying into each other, but they hit the ref, putting him in a sandwich!

Vega: The ref is out cold!

RAGE grabs Bishop and they start to brawl! Death and X blows carry them over the top rope! Bishop tries to DDT RAGE, but RAGE counters, and hits a Thug Passion, (Edge-O-Cution)! Kross is now on the top turnbuckle, and wants to dropkick RAGE, but Big Stan slides in. Stan grabs Kross and Chokeslams him off of the top rope, down to the outside of the ring! Him and RAGE then square off, and start swinging! On the outside, X has Death reeling! He sends Death down with a Power Bomb. Death lands in a position that leaves his hands partially under the ring. When X goes to pull him up, he doesn't see a metal pole that Death has grabbed from under the ring. *DING* Death hits X with the small pole.

Tito: What a snake!

PB Jakes: What? I didn't see anything!

In the ring, Stan breaks the fist swinging by catching RAGE in the gut with a knee. He then puts him into a Gorilla Press. After pressing RAGE three times, he sends him down with a Power Slam. He makes the cover ... but the ref is still out cold. Death enters the ring. He sees the ref knocked out, and tells Stan to hold RAGE up so he can hit him with the pole. Stan is hesitant, but picks up RAGE and holds him for Death. RAGE appears limp in Stan?s hands. As Death approaches to swing, RAGE gives Stan a back kick to the groin! Stan lets RAGE loose and *WHACK*, Death hits Stan with the pole! Death's mouth drops, and RAGE snaps it closed with a jab. he then gives Death a Power Bomb which at the last minute turns into a Face Buster. RAGE stands behind Death, waiting for him to get up. Death gets up on wobbly legs, he turns to RAGE, kick to the gut, *WHOOM*, Thug Passion. RAGE goes to check on the ref, and ...

Vega: Damn it! Bishop just hit RAGE from behind with that pole!

Tito: But wait!

X hits Bishop with a forearm from behind. He then turns hit around, and gives him a Crowd Pleaser, (Samoan Neckbreaker). The ref begins to recover, and X pulls RAGE on top of Bishop.

Ref: 1 ... 2 ... 3!!

The Firm's music hits as they are declared winners in the match! As RAGE holds his head, X helps him up. They stand in the ring victorious. Suddenly, The Firm leave the ring.

Vega: Look at that!

Kross enters the ring with a chair! Death and Big Stan also enter. RAGE and X point into the ring as they laugh walking up the ramp. Stan says something to Death. Death says something back. Stan pushes Death into Kross. Kross shoves Death with the chair. Stan pushes Death again,and this time Kross hits Death with the chair. Stan immediately kicks Kross in the gut causing him to drop the chair. Stan then gives Kross the Chokeslam from Hell right on top of the chair!

Vega: Oh my God!

High Voltage goes to break with Kross laid out, and Death coming too in the middle of the ring.


Weasel & Colin vs Dylan Mercy & Genesis Confrontation
The scene cuts to the back, a camera is running towards the hall with the Megastar locker rooms. The camera follows a crowd of people, including some TKOW officials, hovering in a door way and pushes past them. Colin is seen, huddled over Rei. Weasel stands above him, just finishing a cell phone conversation. She folds up the phone and bends down with Colin. We see that Rei has been knocked unconscious, and a large stream of blood is streaming down her forehead from her hairline. A large crater is imbedded in the wall.

Colin (wracked with worry): Rei, you?re gonna be okay?

Weasel: The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. (She puts her arm on Colin?s shoulder.)

Suddenly, the crowd parts and the camera turns around. Dylan Mercy and Genesis saunter through the doorway.

Genesis (pretending to cry): Oh! It?s just so sad!

Dylan (peering down at Rei, a shocked expression comes over his face): Damn. Little pisser near about had her head caved in?.(a sick smile crosses his features)

Weasel (getting up angrily): You son of a bitch!

Colin shoves past Weasel and comes face to stomach with Dylan, his eyes burning with energy and anger. Dylan releases a snide chuckle.

Dylan: Get outta my face you little puke?

Dylan palms Colin?s face and shoves him back. Colin lunges at him again, and Weasel restrains him.

Weasel: You proud of what your boy Onslaught did here?!

Genesis: Onslaught? Don?t you think your accusations are a bit?.premature?

Weasel: Don?t BS me!

Dylan: Hey baby?where?s the evidence??

Dylan puts his fingers up to Weasel?s face?and she goes to bite them! Dylan jerks his hand away.

Dylan: Kinky little thing, ain?t ya? No wonder Gideon has such a hard on for you?

Weasel loses it. She slaps Dylan across the face! Dylan lunges at Weasel and Colin, and Genesis tries to get a piece as well, when the officials present in the crowd drag them apart, both sides kicking and wanting to tear into the other.

(Commercial Break)

TKOW! World Championship Match
T-Money vs Legend
Guest Ref: Khaos

Tito: T-Money and Legend lock up! Champion vs ex Champion! T starts off with a arm drag. Legend counters with a couple of right hands to the face of T! Legend whips T int the ropes and hits a big elbow! Legend goes for a quick pin?1.2.3! No! T kicks out!

Vega: Khaos with a quick count! Here we go!

Tito: Legend doesn?t like it either as he is in Khaos?s face. You can hear him yelling ?Don?t do that! Don?t mess this up!? T-Money is up and pushes Khaos! Khaos tells T if he touches him again, he?s disqualified!

Jakes: Khaos won?t do it.

Vega: Bull! Khaos is waiting to screw T-Money.

Jakes: Khaos wants T to lose the title. A DQ won?t do that.

Tito: good point Bill as T and Legend lock up again. Legend whips T off the ropes, goes for a clothesline but T ducks it and follows with a side kick! Legend goes down! T goes for the cover!??.1????..2??.Legend kick out!

Vega; What a slow count!

Jakes: You know Khaos is still injured!

Vega: Injured my ass!

Jakes: I told you to stop taking it up the pooper.

Tito: Whoa! Back to the action, T has Legend in a side headlock. Legend counters it with a side suplex! Legend stomps on T?s ribs! Legend grabs T and hits a big stalling suplex! Legend goes for the pin..1.2.T kicks out! Another fast count by Khaos! Legend locks T in a STF, but it?s not on good! T gets to the ropes. Khaos counts for Legend to break the hold?..1?.2??.1??2??3??1?..2???1.

Vega: has Khaos forgotten how to count to five!

Jakes: I?m writing down everything you say about Khaos in this match and sending it to him.

Tito: Legend breaks the hold himself and stares at Khaos! T rolls out the ring and tries to gather himself outside the ring. Khaos is yelling at legend to keep going after T. Legend pushes Khaos than runs and leaps over the top rope right at T-Money! (WHAM!) T moves just in time! Legend hits hard! T grabs Legend and slam his head into the guard rail! Legend is dazed! T hits a huge release suplex! Legend bounces of the floor! Khaos gets in T?s face and tells him to get back in the ring! T ignores the boss and stays on Legend. T kneels over Legend and punches him several times. Khaos pulls T off and slings him to the ground.

Khaos: I said get it back in the ring or I will DQ your ass!

T: Touch me again punk!

Tito: Tempers are flaring folks, but T gets back in the ring. Khaos follows and starts to count out Legend. 1..2?3?4..5.. T goes to the top rope and MY GOD! T just hits a huge elbow drop! T picks up Legend and rolls him back in the ring. T goes for the cover?.1??..2????Legend kicks out! T signals to the crowd he?s going for his finisher the ?Jackpot? (Harlem Hangover where T-Money jumps off the tope rope and flips into a leg drop on the opponent lying front ways...) T goes to the top rope! WHAT! Khaos just tripped and landed on the ropes knocking T off!

Vega: Come on!

Jakes: It?s slippery in that ring Vega! I remember when I used to wrestle?..

Vega: When you wrestled, the ring was made of dirt.

Tito: Oh, good one Vega! Well it looks like Khaos has found his footing again. Both T-Money and Legend are stumbling around the ring dazed. T goes for a side kick! Legend pulls Khaos in front of him and T slams his boot into Khaos! Legend hits T with a boot to the gut and follows with a DDT! Legend picks up T and hits his finisher the Northern Lights Suplex! But Khaos is down. The fans count?.1?.2?..3?..4. T kicks out. Legend goes over to Khaos and tries to revive him. Khaos is dazed and swings and hits Legend. He thought that was T-money and hit Legend! Legend staggers backwards and right in to T arms! Whirlwind! T hits the ?Whirlwind? (Sky High drop but just a little higher and converts into a pin after the slam...) Khaos crawls over to make the count?..1?..2?.come on dammit! Make the 3 count Khaos! Do the right thing!

Jakes: Khaos is calling for the bell!

Vega: What!

Tito: Khaos has the mic.

Khaos: T-Money, you?re disqualified!

Tito: What! Nooo! T-Money is pissed!

Khaos: that?s right. You kicked me! I told you not to touch me agai?(WHAM!)

Tito: T-Money levels Khaos with a right hand! Then hits the Whirlwind on Khaos! Good! Good!

Jakes: T-Money will pay at No Escape! You don?t cross the boss. Flaming Barbwire Match!

Tito: We?ll be right back.


(Commercial Break)

[TKOW Board]

Tag Match
Reptile & Icarus Evangeline vs L-Dawg & Jezebel

Tito: All competitors are in the ring? but this is a kind of weird match. L-Dawg and Jezebel have been getting into other people?s business for months now. They?ve gotten into the FIRM?s business, Dr. Death?s business, everyones! Finally, these two got a match? against Reptile and Icarus Evangeline.

Bill: Let?s get this match started.

Suddenly? Dr. Death is seen on the KhaosTron.

Death: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen? I come speak to you all this evening to tell you about this match. This match will NOT happen tonight; the reason being because of the rules that the duo of Jezebel and L-Dawg has broken. There is a rule about interfering with other people?s business? something these two have done more than once. I hereby postpone this match until L-Dawg and Jezebel can prove themselves to be ?rule followers? and not ?rule breakers?. Good night, everyone. Oh! And security is on its way to escort Jezebel and L-Dawg out of the building.

Security guards come from the ramp and grab Jezebel and L-Dawg. The two are pissed! They take them out of there building.

Tito: Well, another thing ruined by Dr. Death.

Bill: He didn?t ruin it? he improved it.

Vega: Improved it!? The match never happened.

Bill: Oh yeah.


Gideon & Onslaught Confrontation

Vega: I?ve just heard from the back that Onslaught is making his way out to the ring!

Tito: What does he want now?! He?s been assaulting TKOW Megastars all night! What the hell is his problem?!

Bill: Um?.he?s crazy?

Red police like lights (just like Big Poppa Pump's) bathe the arena and a montage of news clips can be heard: ??a kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts/police have identified more victims/most disgusting thing I?ve ever seen in all my years on the force/he had sex with some of his victims, and he may have been a necrophiliac.? Then, a wall of fire erupts at the top of the ramp and Onslaught is seen standing at the top of the ramp, with his hair cast down over his face. At this point: House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie hits. Onslaught makes his way down to the ring. Onslaught slides under the bottom rope and sits in the corner, he pulls a mic out of his belt and looks up the ramp and out at the fans suspiciously as he begins to speak.

Onslaught: Tonight?.tonight has been all about one thing: vindication. (An ASSHOLE chant starts up, but Onslaught ignores it). My little brother?my, poor, confused little brother?.seems to have been waging war on me these past weeks.

Vega: Waging war on him?! Onslaught has been waging war on TKOW since he got here!!

Onslaught: Last week, my selfish little brother got a young boy involved in his feud with me. He callously entered Colin in a match against me. (Onslaught becomes incredulous)?.and I?m the bad guy?!

Tito: Dammit! Gideon didn?t enter him in that match!!

Onslaught: What was worse?Gideon and that child stole a victory from me. I?ve come out here to get that victory back?Khaos! If you would grace me with your presence (Onslaught finishes with a sneer).
There is a pause, before Khaos? music hits and Khaos, Death, and Vixon step out! Khaos has a mic, and Onslaught is about to say something when Khaos, brimming with hatred, yells, ?Shut up!!?

Tito: Good lord!

Khaos: You son of a bitch! You dare ruin my show?! You have the audacity to attack me, attack a slew of TKOW Megastars?.AND EVEN ATTACK A LIITLE GIRL?.on my show?!

Onslaught (smiling devilishly): All to prove a point?

Khaos: THE POINT IS THAT YOU?RE AN ASSHOLE! (The crowd pops HUGE and the asshole chant starts up anew. Onslaught looks out at the people with disdain). No?no, this has gone BEYOND personal! You?ve tried to kill me, tried to kill one of my best friends, and you?ve harassed my wife! You are a sick, crazy fuck that needs to be put out of his misery!

Onslaught: Khaos?.don?t push me?.to do something horrible here tonight?

Khaos: GO TO HELL?.GET OUT OF MY RING!

Onslaught: I?ll leave, when you have my loss to (grimaces)?.Colin?..stricken from the records.

Khaos (pretending to ponder the thought): Um?.HOW ABOUT NO! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY RING, BEFORE I HAVE IT REMOVED!

Tito: Good for you Khaos!

Onslaught (throwing his arms out):?..remove me then?

Just then, Dom and Tre jump out of the crowd and slide into the ring! They drop Onslaught to the mat with a double face plant! They attack Onslaught viciously, but Onslaught gets to his feet, and with a feral scream breaks out from between them. Onslaught clothesline Tre over the top rope, and Dom attacks Onslaught with a flying arm bar from behind, but Onslaught isn?t even phased! He grabs Dom by the throat and drills him down with a chokeslam. Onslaught wrenches Dom up to a sitting position, jams his knee into Dom?s upper back, tilts his head back and in a flash has a knife to Dom?s throat!! Some screams can be heard from the crowd!

Vega: Oh my God!!

A look of fear crosses Khaos? face and Vixon and Death talk back and forth nervously.

Khaos: Don?t you do it?.

Onslaught: You think I won?t?! I took out one of your running buddies already?I?ll just make this ones injuries a little more?.permanent?.

Khaos: God dammit! FINE!!! I?ll knock the results of your match with Colin and Gideon from the record?.you got what you want! Now let him go!

Onslaught (twirling the knife playfully at Dom?s throat): Hmmmm?.

Khaos: LET HIM GO!

Onslaught: Nah?.I think I?ll slit his throat?.think of what a ratings booster it will be?.

Khaos: NO!!!!

Just then, the crowd pops huge as Gideon drops from the top of the arena from a harness! He lands stealthily and draws a staff from his back as he undoes the harness. Onslaught lets go of Dom and wheels around to receive a crushing blow to the chest from Gideon with the staff! Onslaught drops the knife and Gideon unleashes a flurry of martial arts blows with the weapon, finishing it off with a blow to Onslaught?s chin with the end of the staff. Onslaught goes down, and Gideon, feeding off the passion of the people and his years of hatred for his brother, foregoes any sort of finesse and crashes the staff down across Onslaught?s spine. Onslaught grabs his back and screams out in pain. Gideon proceeds with the relentless assault, smashing the staff against Onslaught?s body as he tries to escape, finally breaking the staff across Onslaught?s shoulder blades. Onslaught rolls out of the ring and collapses on his hands and knee?s, but in a flash Gideon leaps up to the top rope and propels off it into a senton splash which crashes into Onslaught and sends them both to the floor! The crowd is going crazy, and even Khaos looks shocked at what he?s seeing. Gideon slowly, painfully picks himself up off the floor and Onslaught does the same. Gideon and Onslaught begin trading furious blows, and Onslaught gains an advantage. He forces Gideon up the ramp. Onslaught downs Gideon with a brutal right hook, but Khaos slams the mic into the back of Onslaught?s head!

Tito: All hell has broken loose here!

Gideon gets to his feet as Death gets into the fray! He picks Onslaught up and Vixon directs Death to powerbomb Onslaught into an upraised platform with lights and other technical equipment at the base of the Megatron! Death runs to the edge of the ramp and powerbombs Onslaught into the equipment! The platform cracks and starts to sag and the crowd is going insane! Gideon is on his feet, and Gideon looks at the Megatron, his eyes follow it to the top.

Vega: You?ve got to be kidding me?.

Khaos nods his head emphatically! The crowd roars as Gideon grabs the side of the Megatron and starts to climb!

Bill: No way!! This kid?s out of his mind!!

Gideon reaches the top of the Megatron and he looks down at his broken brother. Gideon kisses a crucifix hanging from around his neck. Then, Gideon leaps off the Khaostron and into a Halo! He crashes down on Onslaught and the equipment bay collapses!!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!

Tito: MY GOD, MY GOD! THAT WAS A 50 PLUS FOOT DROP!!!

The camera looks over the ramp, Gideon is laying on top of Onslaught. Wood and broken electrical equipment surrounds their broken forms. Khaos lays down at the edge of the ramp and looks down at them.
Khaos: HEY ONSLAUGHT! YOU BITCH! GUESS WHAT?! TKOW NO ESCAPE! It?s you, and Gideon?.IN A THREE LAYERS OF HELL MATCH!!

Bill: WHAT?!

Tito: Onslaught and Gideon?.in a three layered cage at No Escape?!

Khaos looks down at the carnage with a manic look in his eyes, as the TKOW logo flashes across the screen and the show is brought to a close.

[Fade to Black}