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*The TKOW Logo Pops up on the screen followed by the Total Chaos Logo*


Tito Poppi: And with that we open another chapter in TKOW history with Total Chaos live.

Vega Dominguez: That's right Tito and have we got a show tonite we've got some great matches lined up and I think we are going to see some titles change hands tonite.

"Playboy" Bill jakes: I think I gotta agree with you on this one Vega, the new talent that Killa Khaos was able to scout in the last few weeks have been about as lethal as you could find...these new guys are going to be performing some SERIOUS upsets tonite and in the weeks to come.

Tito Poppi: Speaking of Killa Khaos, Jakes, for those of you at home that haven't been following us this week: Killa Khaos has stepped down as of last week and has turned the company over to none other than Sean Christopher and Dave Sadler.

VD: Yes, and how sad we were to see him go, it was definately one of the sadest days in the TKOW.

BJ: Yeah, like him or not, Khaos was a damned fine owner.

VD: Yeah, but I think things will be even more interesting under the new management.

BJ: Let's hope so, our jobs are riding on it.

TP: Coming up next we've got the match that put TKOW on the map, the classic Fatal 4 Way.

VD: You'd better believe it Tito, and tonite we've got some top notch competitors doing the dance. AlyonMac, Dom, Tank, and Samhain, damn what a battle it's going to be!

BJ: Yeah, we've watched these guys talk trash to each other for the past week, but I'm still betting on who I think is gonna be the next big thing, and that is Samhain!

VD: "Playboy" I'd say you've picked a winner, this kid has came into this organisation and completely dominated, taking on Stan Slugger, Butch Brawler, and Rick Styles who he fought on two separate occasions.

TP: The Monster know as Samhain has rolled over on everyone he has faced thus far in the TKOW but tonite he may have met his match, these guys he's fighting tonite are no joke, these are some of the TKOW's finest MegaStars.

BJ: Yeah, and he's gona do the same tonite Tito...

TP: We'll see about that "Playboy" let's go to the ring now as our house announcer readies the match.

*Unwell by Matchbox 20 begins to play over the loudspeakers*
*The MegaTron and KhaosTron begin to show AlyonMac's video*
*The lights go totally out. then there is one single flame and AlyonMac comes stimpering.*

House Announcer: The following match is a Fatal-4-Way match scheduled for one fall...On the way to the ring weighing in at 250lbs. "The Magna Elixir" AlyonMac!

VD: This guy is totally messed up...look at him! Does he even realise he has a match tonite?

TP: Don't underestimate AlyonMac VD, he's a deadly athlete...He knows EXACTLY what he's doing...

*Your Disease by Saliva kicks in over the loudspeakers*
*Tank comes out to a standing ovation. He gets a barbed wire-wrapped 2X4 and poses with it and then puts it in the corner. He goes onto the top rope and red, white, and blue pyros shoot out from behind him*

House Announcer: And the challenger, weighing in at 277lbs., TANK!

VD: Now THIS GUY, He truely has the fans behind him!

TP: And he's a wonderful athlete as well as a damned good competitor, I have a feeling it's gonna come down to this guy tonite.

VD: You could be right Tito.

*Super Star 2 by Saliva plays over the loudspeakers*
*Dom stalks out to boos from the crowd who he, in turn, is shouting various words at*

House Announcer: And the challenger, weighing in at 350lbs., DOM!

TP: It doesn't seem like the crowd likes this guy at all.

BJ: Well, they just don't understand him, that's all!

VD: Maybe because he's just plain rude!

BJ: Ahh stuff it Vega, he's the man!

*An eerie voice begins to count down*

8... 7...
6... 6... 6...
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

*GhostRider by Rollins Band kicks in hard over the loudspeakers*

*The MegaTron & KhaosTron begins to flicker with various Horror Movie images with flashes of newly added Samhain match footage and the Samhain logo being carved into flesh*

BJ: HERE HE COMES!

House Announcer: And the challenger, weighing in at 315lbs., being accompanied to the ring by Magdalene, one half of the TKOW Tag Team Champions-The Psycho Thrillers, SAMHAIN!

*Pyro begins to shoot from the floor and ceiling as Samhain & Magdalene rise out of the smoke, Samhain raises both arms high in the air above him while Magdalene reaches around him in a playful embrace*

*The crowd is on their feet with delite*

VD: Hands down one of the finest competitors to have entered TKOW about to wrestle his very first official match in the TKOW.

TP: Yes, and he's brought the TKOW's newest MegaDiva Magdalene with him, "Playboy" what is it with these two are they an item?

BJ: I honestly have no idea, but I'll tell you this, that is one fine woman!

*Samhain pulls himself into the ring and hands his TKOW Tag Title belt down to Magdalene who hold onto it for him*

*Referee Milton Prophet is in the ring and signals for the bell to begin this match*

(BELL RING)

*AlyonMac charges Tank and nails him in the gut with a toe kick while Samhain and Dom lock up with a collar-and-elbow tie up*

*AlyonMac grabs Tank by the head and slams him backwards onto the mat*
*Samhain forces Dom into the corner, then Dom reverses and puts Samhain into the same corner, with a mighty push Samhain launches Dom through the air and he lands at the feet of AlyonMac*
*AlyonMac charges Samhain but gets his head nearly taken off by a running Texas Lariat*

TP: MY GOD WHAT AN IMPACT!

*Tank is on his feet and grabs Samhain from behind, he plants Samhain to the mat with a German suplex*
*Samhain sits up*
*Tank stands confused, runs to the ropes and dropkicks the sitting Samhain*

VD: That took him down!

*AlyonMac is struggling to his feet**Dom catches him with a scissor kick*
*Dom goes for the cover*
*Referee Milton Prophet counts* 1..2..
*Tank dives on top of both AlyonMac and Dom with a double axe handle interrupting the count*
*Tank turns around to finish working on Samhain who is directly behind him standing ominously*

BJ: HaHa! He's got him now!

*Samhain nearly puts Tank into the mat with a chokeslam*
*Samhain roars at the crowd* *The crowd screams with adjulation*

*Dom and AlyonMac both charge Samhain and throw him to the ground the both begin beating him at the same time with their firsts to his head*

*referee Milton Prophet warns Dom and Mac about the closed-hand punches*

*Dom and AlyonMac pull Samhain to his feet and set him up for a double-suplex*

*Samhain barely comes a few inches off the mat, he reverses and pulls both men straight up and both fall over the top rope*

TP: HOLY SHIT! What a display of RAW POWER!

VD: Yeah, but that HAD to have taken alot out of him.

*Samhain drops to one knee, and tries to regain some of his lost energy*

*Tank is getting to his feet slowly*

*Samhain slowly looks up out of the tops of his eyes and sees Tank struggling to his feet...Samhain charges Tank and tackles him in the bend of his left leg turning Tank for an entire backflip*

BJ: If Samhain plays this right, and stays with that leg he can win this match easily

*Samhain drops to the mat and rolls outside of the ring*

*AlyonMac is pulling himself up by the apron of the ring* *Dom is still laying face down at ringside* *Magdalene is taunting him severly but not interferring*

*Samhain grabs Dom and pulls him to his feet, Dom reverses and kicks Samhain in the midsection without warning*

VD: He was faking all along!

*Dom goes to Irish whip Samhain into the ring post but Samhain reverses it and slams Dom headfirst into the ring post*

BJ: Hell Yeah! Get Him Sammy!

TP: Calm down Bill!

*AlyonMac has by this time gotten back into the ring and is setting Tank up for a DDT*
*Mac nails Tank with a DDT**He goes for the cover*
1....2...thr
*Samhain performs a missile dropkick from the top-rope and nails AlyonMac right in the face with it*

BJ: That was CLOSE!

*Samhain goes back outside and pulls Dom to his feet, Samhain takes apart the ring steps and sets them on the commentator's table*

Samhain to Commentators: You guys might wanna move...

VD: Don't have to tell me twice!

TP: Me either, Bill?

*Bill Jakes is already halfway up the ramp*

*Samhain pulls Dom onto the table and then walks up the ringsteps with him...Samhain puts Dm through the table with a Fisherman DDT*

TP: MY GOD! That was at LEAST a 10 foot drop!

VD: Dom is definately out now!

*Samhain reenters the ring and pulls AlyonMac to his feet*
*AlyonMac nails Samhain with a lowblow*

BJ: That dirty BASTARD!

TP: All's fair in love & war "Playboy"!

*AlyonMac sets Samhain up for the Testdrive in the middle of the spin Samhain slides to the ground and reverses it into a wrist toss*

*Samhain pulls ALyonMac to his feet and Reverse Death Valley's him over the top rope*

TP: That's gotta be all for Mac!

BJ: Yeah and Dom has yet to even move...

VD: AlyonMac is busted wide open...he must have hit his head on the concrete around the ring!

BJ: HaHa! Looks like Samhain is sending these guys out on stretchers tonite!

*Samhain goes for Tank but Tank Irish whips him through the ropes to the floor outside the ring*

TP: That could've messed up Samhain's chances of winning!

BJ: No way! He'll get up!

*Tank goes outside and pulls Samhain to his feet, Samhain pushes him off and nails him right in the mouth with a side kick*

BJ: YEAH! I TOLD YOU!

VD: He's not got it won yet "Playboy"!

*Samhain rolls Tank back into the ring and sets him up for the Claymore*

*The crowd is crazed!*

*Samhain devastates Tank with the Claymore*

*Samhain goes for the pin*

1...2...thr

*AlyonMac pulls Samhain out of the ring and begins to beat him severely with his fist and a few well placed kicks*

VD: This match is out of control!

*Samhain in a last ditch amount of strength slams his elbow into AlyonMac's gut*

*Samhain puts him into a powerbomb position*

*Samhain Jackknife Powerbombs AlyonMac into the safety railing neck first*

BJ: HOLY HELL! That could have KILLED HIM!

TP: His neck looked like it just folded up!

*Samhain reenters the ring and puts Tank into the Crucifixion*

*Referee Milton Prophet checks the hold and lifts Tank's arm...it falls limp once....twice....Samhain releases the hold*

VD: What the hell?

TP: YEAH!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!???

*Samhain throws Tank to the Mat*
*Samhain rolls out of the ring and rolls AlyonMac and and unconscious Dom back into the ring*

BJ: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND SON!!!! PIN TANK!!!!!

*Samhain stacks the bodies one on top of the other and puts his foot on top of the pile*

*referee Milton Prophet counts 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

BJ: HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!!!!

VD: Jesus! He DID!

TP: That was INCREDIBLE!!!!

House Announcer: And the winner of the match, via pinfall, SAMHAIN!!!!!

*The crowd roars with delite!*

TP: I'm speechless that was one of the most insane matches I've ever seen!

VD: Hell Yeah Tito, that match will go down in the record books as one of the greatest ever fought!

BJ: YEEEEHAAAAW! I TOLD YOU HE'D WIN!!!! HAHA!!!!!

*Samhain and Magdalene celebrate with the crowd and eventually make their way back into the back*

The cameras pan in to Dr. Death and Khaos backstage.

Khaos: Jon? PLEASE stay. You have to make a decision of whether or not you?re leaving? pretty much now.

Death: Why should I stay, K? Why? I haven?t accomplished anything as a member of Havoc Inc!

Khaos: You became General Manager, didn?t you?

Death: Yeah? I did? but I didn?t accomplish anything as far as championships go.

Khaos: Says who?

Death: Says me! Says each and every MegaStar back there. Says each of those low-lifes out there. Says everyone!

Khaos: So? are you staying or leaving?

Death: I don?t believe I can answer that, K-

Out of no where, Officer Doom hits Khaos in the back of the head with a blow torch! Khaos falls to the ground.

Death: - Because he just did.

The two men laugh at Khaos as he lays out cold. The two walk away.

Tito: Oh my God! The show hasn?t even started and? and? probably the biggest surprise has just taken place!

6-Man Tornado Tag Match
Team Punishment vs Dave Sadler & The Psycho Thrillers (Fear & Matthews)

[Results]

All six men put up a great fight. Clench looks really great. His wrestling skills are improving week by week. He hits a big suplex on Jay Matthews right through a table at ringside! Fear is also in championship form as he and L-Dawg battle outside the ring!

Jakes: I can?t believe Fear gave his tag title to Samhain? Is he stupid?!

Vega: You wouldn?t know about friendship Bill.

Jakes: I know how much extra a champion makes of endorsements alone! Money is my only friend!

Tito: Fear has L-Dawg in a sleeper! L-Dawg is fading! No he powers up to his feet! L-Dawg rams Fear into the ring post! Dawg goes foe a gore! No! Fear moves out the way and L-dawg slams into the ring post! Fear grabs L-Dawg and suplexes hin into the ring steps!

Jakes: Dave Sadler and Kyle Richards have fought up the ramp!

Tito: Sadler kicks Kyle in the knee. Kyle gos down to one knee. Sadler tries to kick him in the head. Kyle catch dave?s foot and goes for a cradle suplex. Dave lands on his feet! Grabs Kyle Richard and hits a Full Nelson Bomb off the side of the ramp! Kyle falls to the floor and crashes into some audio equiptment! Sadler motions to the crowd then leaps off the ramp onto Kyle Richard?s chest! The ref makes it over and counts! 1?.2?.3! Fear, Matthews & Sadler wins.

Vega: Sadler is back in the ring and he has twoshirts that read New Bloods on them. He hands one to Fear and one to Matthews. Are they going to join Dave. (WHAM!)

Tito: Fear just gave Sadler the "Fearsome" (Spinebuster)! I guess that answers hat question!

Jakes: Big mistake by Fear. Big.

3-Way Dance
The FIRM (Legend & RAGE) vs The Judgement (Dylan Mercy & Mason Bishop) vs 69 Boyz (Tech-9 & 6-Strings)

[Results]

Tito: Mercy and Bishop immediantly jump on RAGE! They throw Rage out the ring and procedd to kick his ass!

Vega: I bet Kross ordered his boys to take RAGE out because of their little feud last month!

Jakes: You win the cookie!

Tito: Meanwhile The 69 Boyz are double teaming Legend! Legend and Rage are in a bad spot! Both men being double teamed! Legend gets slammed into the ring post! Rage?s arm is being held on the steel ring stairs. Here comes Bishop with big stomp to Rage?s arm! My GOD!

Vega: Look, here comes Team Khaos from the back! Jax & Max attack the 69 Boyz. Dom & Tre jump on Bishop & Mercy! All hell breaks loose as the 8 men battle all the way to the back! Legend and Rage regroup at ringside. They have a bewilderd look on their faces.

Jakes: Why did Team Khaos help Legend and Rage?

Tito: I don?t know, but I smell a story in the making!

Big Stan vs Deacon Kross vs Soulfly Confrontation
(Fights, Camera, Action set)

EKPhil: Welcome to Fights, Camera, Action!

Dr. Death: The best damn talk show in the world.

EKP:Tonight we have 2 great guests. First I would like to intro duce the TKOW! TV champ! Big Stan Wilson!

Stan: What up guys. I usually don?t do hack shows like this but my fans want to see me in some form tonight. Plus we need the ratings.

EKP: Rightttttttt. (snikers) So how has it been for you since winning the TV championship?

Stan: Well it?s been gr??..

Dr.D: (interrupting) Hold that thought. (Phil snikers again) Our second guest. The man who wants Stan title Deacon Kross!

EKP: Thanks for joining us Kross.

Kross: you two clowns think your going to embarrass me tonight, I got news for you.

EKP: No way Kross. Have a seat brother.

Dr.D: Wait, I have a speacial surprise guest.

EKP: What!? Who?

(intro Soulfly?s)

EKP: You got to be kidding me!

(Soulfly and Phil stand nose to nose. They began to argue, accusing one another of costing each other the Extreme Chaos title at last weeks PPV. They stop for a second and Fly nods at Phil. They turn and attack Big Stan! Kross jumps up and starts to laugh. He joins in the attack! Fly 7 Phil look at each other and (WHAM!) They attack Kross! Stan and Kross are laid out on the set as Soulfly & EK Phil raise each other hands in victory. Dr. Death tries to join in, but Phil pushes him away. Death gets a funny look on his face as he watches the 2 celebrate.

TKOW! Custom Title Match
Green Weasel vs Tre

[Results]

Tito: Tre starts out strong on Weasel! Tre hits a combo pf suplexs overpowering Weasel. Weasel makes a comeback as she reverses a clothesline attemp from Tre and hits the ?Blur? (Goes into handstand back to person, grabs their neck with her legs and drives opponents head into the mat)

Vega: Great move!

Jakes: Why don?t you just go stick your lips on her ass.

Vega: Can?t handle a woman running things Bill!

Jakes: She can run my bath water that?s about it.

Tito: Well Weasel is in control of this match now. Tre?s inexperance is showing. Weasel with a punch to Tre?s stomach. Look out! Weasel hit the ?Envoy? (springboard backflip ddt)! She?s going to the top rope! She hits her finisher the ?Hell's Bomb? (On the turnbuckle completes double swanton)! Here?s the pin!?1?..2..(WHAM!) What the!?

Jakes: Yes! Sean Christopher just hit Weasel with a big elbow! The ref has Disqualifed Tre.

Vega: Dammit! Sean is a sore loser! I knew this wasn?t over!

(Sean grabs a mic)

Sean: You thought I would just forget how you got lucky and pinned me bitch! That Custom title is still mine! I never lost it when I left TKOW! It was my title! You will never have a second of peace in TKOW!

(Tre is dazed but is trying to get to his feet. Sean grabs Tre and gives him a ?Twist of Fate!&#8221)

Vega: Sean has lost it!

Jakes: That man should be the leader of this company! He has balls!

Vega: You mean he?s nuts!

Jakes: Balls, nuts, samething.

3-Way Match
Kali-Yuga vs Ricky Dawg vs Slare

Tito: Well we're ready for this 3-way which is sure to be an exciting match-up.

Vega: It certainly is Tito! Looks like the newcomer, R-Dawg, is heading to the ring now.

Jakes: This guy related to L-Dawg by any chance?

Hell Yeah by Ginuwine hits the speakers as Red strobe lights flash and pyros go off with a flare. R-Dawg poses and walks slowly to the ring. Once inside, he raises his fists and pyros come up in a pyramid type fashion as the rain down on him.

Jakes: Impressive entrance. Hopefully he's as impressive in the ring.

"The Narcissist" hits the TKOW arena. The crowd is on their feet to greet Kali-Yuga. Kali-Yuga walks into the ring. He enters the ring and stares at the crowd with great discipline.

Tito: He is intense and ready to go!

Bill: Screw him! Slare is the man I wanna see!

The arena goes into a total blackout as the lights start flashing on and off and a beat starts going...The arena explodes in Flames and "Hero" by Chad Hogan...Slare is shown on the Khoastron and then he comes out to heavy heat...

Jakes: Ahhh, finally, our "hero" has arrived!

Tito: Let's just call the match alright?

The bill rings as all three men size each other up. R-Dwag and Kali look at each other and instinctivly double up on Slare with hard punches to the gut.

Tito: Smart move, going after the veteran, Slare.

Yuga and Dawg continue to pummel Slare into the corner. R-Dawg irish whips Slare into the opposite corner but it's reveresed and Dawg hits the turnbuckle with huge impact. Slare focuses on Yuga as he pummels the martial artist to his knees. Slare delivers a stiff kick to Yuga's head.

Jakes: Ouch! That'll hurt in the morning!

Slare runs over to R-Dawg and delivers a running knee to his face. R-Dawg slumps in the corner as Slare stands in the middle of the ring, gloating.

Jakes: The man's a human wrecking crew!

Tito: Slare should just focus on the match.

Slare picks up a fallen R-Dawg and slaps his around for comic effect. He then grabs Dawg by the waist and hits a Nothern Lights Suplex into a pin. 1...2...

Tito: R-Dawg kicks out! That was close.

Kali gets back to his feet and hits Slare with a clothesline to knock him down. Slare gets up again, and Kali repeats the process. Slare gets to his feet once more but this time, he ducks Kali's clothesline and reverses it into a neck breaker. Slare takes Kali and positions him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs to the top, hooks Yuga's arms and prepares for a belly to belly suplex. Yuga fights it off and manages to knock Slare down to the mat. Yuga stands tall on the turnbuckle and signals for a splash. He leaps into the air and executes a picturesque splash as the flash bulbs go off in the arena. He lands on Slare prevectly and quickly covers. 1...2 Slare kicks out.

Jakes: Your gonna have to do a lot more than that to pin Slare.

Yuga remains calm and picks Slare up. He hits a pile driver as Slare remains motionless on the mat. Just as Yuga is about to cover Slare, R-Dawg gets up and makes a run at Yuga. Kali, using Dawg's own momentum, side steps him and thrusts him to the outside. Kali gets on the ring aprom and hits the Suicide Yugasault onto R-Dawg (A modified moonsualt. Kali-Yuga rotates into a 360 and then turns it into a moonsault.) The fans pop loud and cheer hard for Kali as he gets to his feet.

Tito: Good God what a move! This kid is nuts!

Vega: Wow, only in TKOW! will you see moves like that!

Jakes: It looks like R-Dawg has been in a car wreck. Thanks for coming kid!

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Slare is recovering from a stiff piledriver. He gets to one knee and Kali gets back on the apron. Slare charges at Kali and knocks him back to the outside onto R-Dawg. Kali hits his head hard on the guardrail. Slare signals for a jump to the out-side. Slare executes a spring-board Swanton and lans perfectly on both men as a large pop mixed with some boo's emenates from the crowd.

Tito: Good God! What a move! All three men are laying on the outside!

Slare rolls R-Dawg back in the ring and follows him in. Slare picks him up and executes 3 consecuative rolling German Suplexes. He then hits R-Dawg with a leg drop from the top rope. Slare goes for the pin. 1....2... Kali interupts the count and makes the save! Slare and Kali battle it out with stiff right hands. Kali ducks one of Slare's punches and gets him into an armbar in which he quickly converts into his submission, the dragon sleeper. Kali has Slare right in the middle of the ring. The ref asks Slare if he quits and Slare responds, "hell no". Slare twits out of the move and backs Kali into the turn buckle. He then lifts Yuga and scoop slams him to the outside. Slare goes after Yuga on the outside as R-Dawg slowly follows. After a few stiff right hands from Slare on Yuga, R-Dawg taps Slare on the shoulder. Dawg attempts a running right hand at Slare, but the veteran ducks and sunset flips R-Dawg onto the table. Slare get on the table as well and puts R-Dawgs head between his legs for a powerbomb. Slare lifts R-Dawg and BAM! He nails a powerbomb right through the table. R-Dawg is bleeding profusely as Slare rolls him back into the ring. The red protests but Slare simply ignores him. Slare climbs the turnbuckle but Yuga comes from the outside and grabs Slare's leg. Slare kicks Yuga in the face and sends him flying back to the outside with a sickening thud. Slare then executes a perfect moonsault and pins R-Dawg. 1.......2.........3! Slare picks up the win.

Jakes: I knew it! Slare is back and better than ever baby!

Tito: That was a little questionable don't you think?

Vega: Well as much as I hate to say it, a win's a win.

3-Way Match
Sean Christopher vs Jason Starr vs Tre

[Results]

Tito: Both Sean & Jason seem to double team Tre throughout the match. They perform several high impact double team moves on Tre. After a big Implanted DDT form Sean, Jason comes off the top rope with a Diving Moonsault! Starr pins Tre..1?.2?..But Dom comes out and breaks up the count. The ref calls for the bell as Tre & Dom brawl with Sean and Jason Starr. Sean hits a Spinning Neckbreaker on Tre then goes to the top rope for a Frog Splash. Geisha runs down and pushes Sean of the top rope and he hits the floor hard! Geisha stomps on a dazed Sean as Jeanine runs down to the ring. Jeanine jumps on Geisha and they roll around in a heated catfight. Starr goes to the top rope and hits Dom with a 450 Splash! Dom is dazed but won?t go down. Sean jumps in the ring and levels Dom with a big clothesline! Jason Starr taps Sean on the shoulder and they stand nose to nose! Suddenly the MegaTron lights up as Khaos stands at the top of the ramp! Khaos begans to walk down but his music is cut short. The MegaTron goes black.

Vega: What?s going on?

Jakes: Did someone forget to pay the bills?

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen? may I please introduce to you? Dr. Death? Officer Doom? THE COMMUNITY KILLERS!!!!!!

?Psycho Circus? by KISS blares through the speakers. Dr. Death and Officer Doom walk out from behind the black curtain. The crowd goes crazy. Death hits Khaos in the back of the head and knocks him out cold! The two walk down to the ring and slide in. They absorb the cheers for a bit and then begin to speak.

Death: Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the ?ol wrasslin? show? look who?s back in town!

Doom: Ha ha? it?s been too long. Too long since we rose hell and made the ladies scream.

Death: Hmmm? what?s missing from this little duo? Oh yeah! A woman I used to know? I think her name was Jessica Jones?

The men wistle

Doom: Oh well? no chance I?ll ever work with her again.

Boos

Doom: Anywa-

Doom is cut short by ?X gonna give it to ya? by DMX. The lights go out. When they get back on the two men look worried when they turn around only to find X holding a baseball bat. He swings at Death?s head and then at Doom?s. Both men fall to the ground! Death gets up and grabs the bat from X. He grabs a flamethrower and lights it on fire and swings at X who strangely disappears! Death looks down at his hands only to find that his hands are being burnt. He throws the bat up in the air and it lands on a person at ringside. The person?s shirt lights on fire and the EMTs rush out! They hop over guardrail and put out the fire on the fan?s shirt then they place him on a stretcher as he was knocked out from the baseball bat hitting his head. Doom gets up and begins to yell at the EMTs to help Death who?s burnt his hands but they won?t listen. Doom hops over the guardrail and lifts up the stretcher. He knocks the fan off of it and knocks out the EMT with it. He brings that and a fire extinguisher over to Death and brings him to the back. As they?re walking up the ramp and ?LAWSUIT? chant begins. X then appears at the top of the ramp holding a flamethrower. He turns it on to hit Doom and Death but Doom gets out of the way with Death. X again disappears and the CKs walk to the back.

Tito: My God! The Community Killers have been reformed! The Tag Team ranks have just got a big shot in the ass! What will happen at High Voltage! Stay tuned! Goodnight folks!