The scene opens with the arrival of a limo at the Leon County Civic Center. The driver gets out to open the door, and out comes Bret Hart. Bret starts walking towards the building. Another limo pulls up, and the camera only shows the persons black boots. As the person walks towards the building, the camera pans up to a passing by Muffy Capone, and shows the startled look on her face. As she stares at the person walking off, she says ...
MC: Oh ... my ... God!
The TKOW logo flashes, and then explodes. Cameras take you inside of the arena to an excited crowd! The fans scream as Pyro explodes, and fireworks go off in the air! Signs saying things such as "WE MISS KHAOS", and "ONSLAUGHT LIVES!" can be seen throughout the arena. As the view zooms in towards the announcing table, Tito Poppi's voice is heard.
Titto: Welcome to a special edition of TKOW, Mass Khaos!! I'm your head announcer Titto Poppi. And I have with me tonight the beautiful Vega Dominguez ...
VD: What's happening TKOW!
Titto: And the always opionated Bill "Playboy" Jakes!
PB: Jesus Titto! Speak english already!
Titto: Whatever Playboy! And hot off the tails of some nasty comments by Sean Michaels, we are going to be joined by the "excellence of execution" himself, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!
Bret's music starts to play, and he walks out onto the ramp. Wearing his black leather jacket, white t-shirt and jeans, he waves to the crowd as he walks to the commentating table. He shakes the others hand as he arrives; especially vega who doesn't seem to want to let go.
Bret: Tight grip you have there lady.
VD: Sorry, I'm just so happy to screw you .. SEE you! So happy to SEE you!
PB: Vega's a little hot in the ass tonight!
Titto: Well Hitman, we have some questions for you, but for now lets direct our attention to the ring.
'Revelotion' by Amy Allen starts to play, and Sean Christopher comes out of the entrance way. He is met by a loud, but mixed reaction. As he makes his way to the ring dressed in a black suit, black shirt, and black tie, he he wave to the fans giving him praise and grief. Once in the ring, he is given a mic. The crowd begins to quiet down as he brings it close to his mouth.
SC: Welcome everyone, to the NEW TKOW!!
*Mixed Pop*
SC: Now I know all you loyal Khaos fans don't like me, but that's to damn bad! This is my company now, and I'm in control. My plan is to take TKOW to a whole new level, surpassing any other fed out there. Many people have supported each and every decision that I have made, while some continue to be rebellious. Well that is going to stop! From now on, it's either MY way, or the highway!
*Boos from the crowd*
SC: You people go ahead and boo! The fact remains that anyone who stands against me and my decisions will be reprimanded! And further more ...
"Who's Hooussssee! The Firm's Hooussssee!!!" is heard over the speakers, and as a pyro explosion takes place, The Firm's original theme song, 'Click, Click, Boom!' starts to play. Suga is the first to come through the entrance wearing a long black mink coat which she opens to reveal she has nothing on under it except a platinum bikini set. She dances to the music at the top of the ramp when out comes Legend and RAGE. RAGE wears a black and silver Firm football jersey, while Legend wears a black and silver Firm baseball jersey. They both have a six pack of beer which they shake up. They then open the cans and spray the crowd as the crowd gives them a loud pop in excitement. The music starts to die down as Sean says ..
SC: Whoa, whoa! Hey! Dammit, just what in the hell do you three think you are doing?
Legend request a mic.
L: Well me, RAGE and Suga were sitting in the back, and we heard something about being rebellios, so hell, we thought that was the que for The Firm to come out!
*crowd pop*
SC: Listen dammit! I'm serious, we have rules around here and ...
RAGE: You know Christopher, you really should be a proud poppa. Afterall, you created The Firm, remember? You taught me how to bend the rules to get my way, so now I'm simply being the leader you wanted me to be!
SC: Okay RAGE, you wanna go there? Yes, I created The Firm, but dammit, I can always destroy my creation! I'm not going to let you destroy TKOW!
R: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two things you need to understand Christopher. Number one, we don't want to destroy TKOW, no, no, no, we just want to run it! And number two, probably the most important one of all, nobody will ever destroy The Firm!
*crowd pop*
SC: Well you can talk all night RAGE, but the fact is, you two can't do it by yourself!
L: But that's just it Sean, The Firm is not alone.
SC: What the hell are you talking about Legend?
L: I'm talking about tonight, right here in Tallahassee, Florida ... *smiles as he gets the cheap pop* ... we are going to reveal a new addition to The Firm!
SC: Well I tell you what, and I want everyone to hear me! Anybody who joins The Firm tonight is fired! Fired! Fired! FIRED!
*Boos from the crowd*
R: That's all right Christopher, you go ahead and try to scare away people, but everyone knows The Firm doesn't give a DAMN about what you say!
*crod pop*
R: Oh and Christopher, in that cage match that you call yourself not being a part of ... THAT'S YO A$$!!!!!!!
The Firm's music starts up again as the crowd cheers, and they make their exit. In the middle of the ring Sean looks on as if he is a sleeping volcano ready to explode.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Titto: Welcome back folks. Sean Christophers address received a little interruption courtesy of The Firm!
Bret: These guys remind me a little of the original NWO in the WCW.
PB: Yeah well they are about as lame as that suit Titto has on!
Vega: So Bret, did your wife come wih you?
Titto: *sighing* That's it! *disconnects PB and Vega's mics* When you two stop acting like children, I'll reconnect your mics!
Street Fight
Icarus VS Damien Thorne
Tito: Well, I get chills just thinking about this one. A hard-core street fight between two of TKOW?s hottest rising stars. It?ll be Icarus Evangeline vs. Damien Thorne?
Brett: That?s right. Although the Extreme Chaos champ, Icarus, has not put his title on the line for this match, intensity is guaranteed.
Tito: That?s right. The front office has slated Thorne as being the number 1 contender for this title. Imagine what a win would do for his confidence!
Brett: It goes a lot deeper than that, Tito. Thorne see?s Icarus as ?the one who got away?. He feels that Icarus should have sang the bloodsong at the last Pay Per View. Thorne wants to make sure he sings the song tonight.
Tito: Here he comes right now?
The lights go out, a child's music box starts playing "hush little baby" then breaks into "We Care Alot" by Faith No More. Red lights fill the arena and Red Fog fills the ring as Thorne appears in the middle of it. As the smoke clears and the lights go on fans begin to notice the tears of blood watering Thorne's eyes, rolling down his cheeks. They also notice his face as the look of sadness and grief slowly turns into a devilish grin. The words echo over the sound system in a distinctly female voice "The Bloodsong is upon you, let all who have reason fear the Bloodsong and it's Avenging Angel".
Tito: What an entrance? How much pain does he intend on inflicting upon the champ?
Brett: It beats me, but I know I wouldn?t want to be Icarus?
Suddenly, ?Some where I belong? by Linkin Park starts to play as Icarus rises from under the stage through a ring of fire. He steps down the ramp-way, holding his staff with a
skull on the end. As he gets to the ring, the lights flash between strobes of red, and black light.
Tito: He is one scary indivdual?
Brett: It?s ok Tito. You can stop holding onto my leg now?
Tito: Sorry? Anyway, both men are in the ring, which as you can see, is strewn with any weapon imaginable. You?ve got lead pipes, chairs, tables, and yes, even the kitchen sink! With out further adieu, let?s get to the action!
The bell rings as both men stare each other down from across the ring. All of a sudden, Thorne charges at Icarus and hits him with a hard shoulder in the gut. He backs him into the turnbuckle and continues his violent shoulder thrusts into Evangeline?s rib cage, until he falls to the mat. Thorne wastes no time and quickly scans the ring for weapons. His eyes fix upon a lead pipe. He grins as he picks it up. He charges at Evangeline with the pipe in had, but just as he is about to strike, Evangeline rolls out of the way, causing Thorne?s head to smash on the turnbuckle and the pipe in hand. Evangeline quickly picks up a chair and as Thorne turns around, BAM! He nails him with a stiff chair shot. Thorne hits the mat like a sack of potatoes and Evangeline quickly covers.
Brett: Looks like he wants this to be over in a hurry!
Tito: 1?.. No! Thorne kicks out quickly. If that?s any indication, it should mean that we?re in for a long, drawn out battle!
Evangeline picks up Thorne?s body and sling him over his shoulder. He then gets himself over the fallen steel chair and plants Thorne staright down on the chair. Thorne screams in pain and clutches his back. Evangeline continues on the assault by placing the same chair over Thorne?s face. He runs off the ropes and is about to do a drop kick onto the chair which is laying on Thorne?s face, when all of a sudden, Thorne lifts the chair and thrusts it into Evangeline?s groin. Evangeline grabs his go-nads in pain as he falls to one knee.
Tito: Ouch! Nice desperation move by Thorne!
Brett: He did us all a favour. Now we won?t be creeped out by future little Evangeline?s running around!
Thorne gets to his feet and delivers a drop kick right into Evangeline?s face. Evangeline goes down hard. Thorne picks up Evangeline and places him in a sitting position on the turnbuckle. He climbs it as well as delivers a Super-Pedigree from the top rope! He quickly covers.
Tito: 1?..2 No! Evangeline kicks out of that one!
Thorne climbs the top rope once more and hits a nice Super- Leg Drop onto Evangeline?s prone body. Thorne the scowers the ring for 4 steel chairs. He finds them, and wedges one in each turnbuckle. He the lifts up Evangeline?s body and throws him into the corner, where Evangeline hits the chair with a sickening crash. Thorne lifts him up again, and swings him into the opposite corner where again, Evangeline crashes into the chair.
Brett: He?s really using those chairs effectively isn?t he? He?s still got two more to go!
Thorne repeats the process onto the third turnbuckle and this time, Evangeline gets cut open as his forehead crashes full force against the chair. Thorne then drags Evangeline?s body to the last remaining wedged chair. He lifts Evangeline to his feet, and clamps his hand around his waist. Thorne thrusts upwards and delivers a belly to belly suplex on Evangeline, sending him crashing on the final chair. Evangeline?s back hits the chair as he falls awkwardly on his neck. Thorne sets up another chair, this time, folded out. He picks up a bloody Evangeline and swings him against the ropes. On his way back, Thorne does a drop toe hold, tripping Evangeline causing his face to smash against the chair. Thorne smiles as Evangeline?s blood begins to soak into the mat. He then pins him
Tito: 1?..2? No! Evangeline kicks out!
Brett: He seemed to admire the pain there for a second, wasting valuable time.
Thorne begins to work on Evangeline with stiff shots from a lead pipe. He lifts Evangeline up and tangles his arms between the ropes so that Evangeline can?t move. Thorne, lead pipe in hand, gets a running start at Evangeline. Just as he is about to hit him with the pipe, Evangeline gets both feet up and kicks Thorne in the face. This causes the lead pip to smash against Thorne?s front orbital bones on his face. He screams as he hits the mat, withering in pain.
Tito: Jesus! I thin he may have broken some bones in his face!
Brett: Yeah, the orbital bone is very much exposed on the facial area. It?s likely that Thorne did break it?
Tito: Will he be able to go on?
Brett: A regular man wouldn?t, but Thorne is as tough as they get.
Evangeline lifts up Thorne and clasps his hands around his waist. HE then delivers a German Suplex over the top rope, sending Thorne to the outside. Thorne?s body hits the outside with a sickening thud as the fans look on in amazement. Evangeline gets up and smiles as he tastes the blood dripping down his face. He rolls to the outside and managed to procure a base-ball bat. He begins to deliver brutal shots to the ribs of Thorne who is helpless on the floor. Evangeline then finds a roll of barbwire which he casually begins to roll it around the base-ball bat.
Tito: Look at him! He doesn?t even feel the pain of the barbed wire in his hands!
Brett: That?s what hate and adrenaline will do to you. Blocks out the pain?
After Evangeline is done forming his morbid weapon, he turns around and delivers a stiff shot with the barb wired bat right into Thorne?s back. Thorne winces and begins to crawl on his feat toward a trash can lid. Evangeline follows up with another shot, savouring the moment. Thorne winces again but wills himself to go on. He finally reaches the trash can lid and just as Evangeline is about to take another swing at him, Thorne turns around, lid in had, and nails Evangeline in the knee. Evangeline stumbles momentarily and is hit with another shot to the knee. Finally, Thorne gets to both feet and hits Evangeline with a stiff and square shot to the head via the trash can lid. Evangeline falls backwards and into the guardrail, allowing his body to remain half propped up. Thorne gazes around at the mass amounts of weapons that scatter the arena floor. He picks up a cheese grater which is nearby. He walks over to Evangeline and begins to grate his forehead like it?s a block of Cracker Barrel American Cheese. Evangeline screams as layers of skin are cut and blood cascades down his face, forming a crimson mask. Thorne then gets on top of Evangeline?s back and executes a Camel Clutch except he pulls up on Evangeline?s jaw, using the cheese grater.
Tito: Not only is he putting pressure on his back, but he?s also using the cheese grater on the man?s jaw! Brett, I can?t look!
Brett: Ok, I think if you haven?t put the kids to bed yet, this would be a good time. It?s only bound to get worse.
Thorne relinquishes the hold as Evangeline is a bloody mess on the floor. Thorne heads back to the ring and searches under the apron. A broad smile creeps over his face as he begins to slide out a long, green, weed whacker!
Tito: Jesus H. Christ! That?s a damn weed whacker!
Brett: That?s just sick?
Thorne revs up the weed whacker. It?s whine fills the arena as the fans hold their breath. He raises it in the air and looks across at Evangeline who is just getting to one knee, in the middle of the ramp-way. Thorne charges at Evangeline with the weed whacker held out in front of him like a knight in a jousting competition. At the last second, before metal meets flesh, Evangeline dodges to the left, causing Thorne to trip. The fans hold their breath as Thorne trips with the weed whacker in hand. In an act of desperation, Thorne thrusts the weed whacker away just before he falls down.
Tito: He almost sliced himself up there!
Brett: Yeah, but he had the intelligence and reaction to throw it away from his falling body.
Evangeline gets up as the referee turns the weed whacker off. Evangeline pounces on Thornes back, quickly pounding him with heavy punches. Evangeline then head off backstage.
Tito: Where?s he going? Has he had enough?
Thorne gets back to one knee, and looks around confused. All of a sudden, Evangeline comes running back down the ramp-way, screaming at the top of his lungs, with a full length, potted cactus in hand!
Brett: Oh my God! The guy brought a cactus to the arena!
Thorne puts his hands up in an act of desperation but it?s too late. Evangeline rams the cactus full force into Thorne?s torso and face. Thorne screams as the cactus pricks dig into his skin. Like a thousand needles ramming into his skin, the pain is searing. Thorne swats at himself, trying to remove the pricks, as the pain overrides his system. Evangeline picks him up by the hair and drags him to the top of the stage. A large glass pane reading, ?MASS KHAOS? is seen, in all it?s glory (part of the Mass Khaos Set). He lifts Thorne and places him on his shoulders. Thorne tries to fight out, but Evangeline holds him firmly. Evangeline runs towards the glass pain and at the last second, thrusts Thorne?s body forward, slamming him face first into the glass!
Tito: Icarus Complex! Icarus Complex! Icarus Complex! He hit on of his special moves through the glass pane!
Brett: That?s the damndest thing I?ve ever seen?
Thorne begins to spasm as ?Holy Shit? chants echo loud and hard through out the arena. Evangeline picks Thorne up and slings him over his shoulder and walks to the back. The TKOW cameras follow the action as Evangeline just carries Thorne through the hall ways and out the back door. When they reach the parking lot, Evangeline draws Thorne up for a power bomb and swings down into a pile driver.
Tito: Ouch! That one?s called, ?The Spindle?.
Evangeline picks Thorne up, but in complete exhaustion stumbles to the ground.
Tito: That?s where blood loss comes into play. It seems as though Evangeline has grown dizzy. Both men stay down for a while and this gives Thorne time to recover. He uses an old abandoned car to prop himself up. Evangeline see?s this, and gets to his feet as well, charging at Thorne. Thorne side steps his opponent and send Evangeline flying into the windshield of the old car. Evangeline?s head dents the glass badly, but does not go through. The impact on the car causes a rupture of the gas valve and gasoline starts to put out from the bottom of the car. Thorne, getting a wicked grin over his face begins to reach into his pocket.
Thorne: You will sing your bloodsong!
Thorne pulls out an over sized match-book and removes a single match. HE strikes it and watches it burn slowly.
Tito: No! What the hell is he thinking?
Brett: I think he wants to?
Tito: He can?t! That?s murder damn it! He?s thinking of murdering another human being!
Evangeline begins to come to his senses and see?s the burning match. In an act of desparation, he flings his body towards Thorne. Thorne, surprised by the sudden attack, falls backwards, dropping the match into the large pool of gasoline which has accumulated around the car. Both men lay on the ground, next to the car as the match hits the pool of gas. Fire instantly rises from the pool and surrounds the car. All of a sudden, BOOM! The entire car explodes into a huge ball of flames!
Tito: Oh my GOD! Somebody get the EMT?s, the fire department! Anybody!
TKOW crew members quickly begin to hit the fire with fire extinguishers to no avail. However, they do manage to drag both men to safety. Icarus Evangeline and Damien Thorne are seen lying on the ground, bloody, beaten and unconscious.
Tito: Jesus! They may be dead!
Brett: Things went to far?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Cameras return showing TK Styles standing in the backstage area of the Civic Center.
TK Styles: This is TK Styles reporting to you from the backstage of the Civic Center I'm currently looking for the mysterious person who is here tonight, apparently uninvited. We can't mention a name yet, but they are sure to make some sparks fly. In the mean time, I'm standing here with Rage Dave Sadler.
RDS: And you bloody well better hurry. I'm trying to prepare for my match you Americanized piece of trash!
TKS: Well Dave, I only have one question for you ... how do you feel after getting a lack of support for starting the New Bloods?
RDS: Quite frakly, I don't care! The reality is I'm the best wrestler in
this damn company! I don't nedd anyone. And if I have to bet my old mates ass to prove it, I will!!
Rage Dave walks off and leaves TK looking bewildered.
Back at the announcing table.
Titto: Whoa amigos. Rage Dave is in a terrible mood tonight!
PB: Yeah well he should be! The guy is th best wrestler we have, and I'm tired of seeing him over looked too!
BH: Well, I'm just an outsider, but it seems to me that guy will have to prove he is what he claims to be. What bout this next match?
First Blood Match
Slare VS Clench
Vega: Well these two ablsolutely hate eachother.
Titto: Yeah, the blood will spill in this match because these two are rivals.
BH: Well then it should be fun to watch.
Clench runs into the ring and goes right after Slare. Slare's head snaps back from a few right hands. Clench then throws him to the ropes, and catches him with a clothesline on the return.
Titto: Wow! Clench is ready tonight!
Clench picks Slare up, but slare kicks him in the gut. Slare then gives Clench an Atomic Drop, and floors him with a clothesline. Slare starts stomping on Clench's ribs. Clench manages to roll out of the ring, and Slare follows him. Clench pulls himself up on the ring apron, and Slare decks him with a right. He taunts Clench as he tries to get up again, and kicks him in the ribs. Slare then grabs Clench trying to send him into the stairs, but Clench reverses it and Slare hits the stairs legs first.
BH: Wow! Believe me, if either of these guys head hits the stairs, you will see blood.
Clench pulls Slare up, and hits him with a right. He then tries to slam his head into the ring post, but Slare stops it by grabbing the psot, and slame Clenche's head instead. Clench falls and grabs his head, the ref comes over to check ... no blood! Slare gets visably upset. he picks Clench up to attempt to slam his head again, but this time Clench bloks and sends Slare's head into the pole. Once again the ref sees no blood.
PB: What do these guys have in there heads?
VD: Real men don't bleed easy Bill.
Clench pulls Slare around the ring towards the announcing table. He knees him in the gut, and then Suplexes him onto the floor. Slare lays in pain while Clench goes over and starts to unhook one of the monitoers at the African announcers table.
Titto: Boy, those guys haven't been bothered in a wahile!
PB: Are they still here? I haven't noticed them since one of the matches in 2002!
While Clench fumbles with the wires, Slare comes up behind him and kicks him in the spine. Slare grabs Clench, and slams his head on the table. He then gets the loose monitor out and swings it at Clench. Clench ducks, and catches Slare from behind to give him a release german Suplex. Clench stumbles over to the ring. he begins to look underneath and pulls out a small pool. As Slare starts to stand to his feet, Clench measures him up. Slare gets to his feet, Clench swings, and Slare pulls the ref in the way! The ref takes the hit on the head! Clench looks at the ref, and Slare catches him with a Superkick. Clench drops the pole. Slare grabs Clench and gives him a Tilt-the-World Back breaker. He then smiles as he reaches for the pole.
Titto: The ref is knocked out, but Slare is about to go for the win anyway. Wait, who's that coming down the ramp?
Slare raises the pole. He is about to hit Clench when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and is met by a chair shot to the forehead by ... NOVA!!
PB: Dammit! What the hell is he doing out here?!
Nova drops the chair and runs to the back. Clench stands to his feet holding his back. The groggy referee sees Slare has been busted open and calls for the bell.
Winner: Clench
Titto: Slare is going to be pissed.
BH: Well it looks like we'll have to wait until he wakes up to see if you are right.
*cameras in the back*
Twister walks throuh the hall in the back. A person he's never seen passes by him, and Twister gives them a questioning look.
Twister: Who is that?
Voice: I don't know, but I know you!
Twister: Who the ... oh yeah, your Alyon's new do boy or something.
Pike: The name is Pike! And I'm no do boy. I'm the next best thing here in TKOW.
T: Whatever man, just stay outta my way.
P: Well after Alyon whoops your ass tonight, you wont have to worry about me anyway.
Twister steps into Pike's face.
T: You have a big mouth for a rookie! First of all, your boss Alyon, is gonna get his ass kicked tonight. And after he does, me and you just may have our own little match right outside in the parking lot! Stupid rookie.
Pike gives Twister a smirk as he walks off.
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
Cameras returrn to the announcing table.
Titto: And we're back for more TKOW wrestling action. But before we do that, Bret we have to ask. Just what is your reaction to Shawn Michael's comments on RAW?
Bret: You know guys, I'll have to decline my true comment to that question. Let me just say this. Vince is the biggest asshole I have ever met. What he did to me that night was very unprofessional, and he will never regain my respect. As for Shawn, everyone knows our history, and everyone knows "the excellence of execution" ruled in our feuds. That's about it Titto.
PB: Yeah, but I heard you called him a spineless ...
Vega: Bill! Lets just do the match!
Three Corner Tag Match
Samhain & Matthews VS Southern Flavor VS Nasty E & Big M
Tito: Alright folks, we?ve got a great tag match coming your way, for the TKOW World Tag Team Championships! This is a special match though. First of all, it?s elimination style so once your partner is pinned, that?s it for your team. Secondly, you can tag who ever you want, whenever you want, even if he isn?t on your team! That?s sure to cause some Chaos.
Vega: That?s right, Tito. Anyway, this Samhain has really impressed me with his skill?.
Bill: So he slept with you too, eh?
Vega: In the ring you idiot! He impressed me in the ring!
Tito: Well, if we can get on with the match. Southern Flavour are now making their way to the ring. Pedro and Juan Santos, really have wrestling in their blood don?t they?
Bill: I thought they had crack cocaine in their blood?
Vega: Bill!
Tito: Well next, here come The Terror Squad of Nasty E and Big M.
Hit 'Em Up by Tupac hits the arena speakers. NaSty E and Big M strut down the aisle, taunting the fans. They enter the ring as pyros explode and large jeers eminate from the fans.
Bill: These are my type of guys! I pick them to win!
Tito: Well, they?ll have to get by Samhain and Jay first. Speaking of, here comes Jay, now.
The arena light's dim and Open your eye's blares on the system. A spotlight shows Matthews walking through a jam packed TKOW crowd. Matthews doesn?t get into the ring just yet and simply points to the entrance and smiles. All of a sudden, Ghostrider by Rollins Band blares over the speakers as Samhain enters. The crowd goes nuts as small pyros go off behind him.
Bill: He is one scary mother fuc?
Vega: Bill, this is a family show!
Tito: Anyway, all 6 men are in the ring, let?s get to the action!
The bell rings as the 6 men stare each other down. All of a sudden, Samhain charges at both the Santos?. Samhain delivers a double clothesline which completely flattens both men.
Bill: This guy just likes to hurt people, plain and simple.
Samhain follows up with stiff right hands to Nasty E as Jay works over Big M with rights of his own. Samhain and Jay get their opponents in opposite corners. Samhain bends down in front of Nasty E as Jay runs and leaps off Samhain?s back, crashing into Nasty with a stiff knee. Samhain gets up, and runs towards Big M, delivering a brutal splash. Both Nasty and Big M roll out of the ring as Samhain and Jay raise their fists to a large pop. Jay heads to the apron as Samhain waits for an opponent to get in the ring. Pedro Santos crawls in the ring first.
Tito: Well, it looks as though Pedro and Samhain will really start this off now.
Both men grapple and Pedro is easily tossed aside. He rushes back at Samhain, only to be tossed aside once more. The crowd laughs as Pedro is visably frustrated and starts to swear in Spanish. He charges at Samhain for a third time as Samhain simply dodges to the left. Pedro crashes into Big M.
Bill: That counts as a tag doesn?t it?
Vega: Yes, now Big M has to get in the ring.
Big M causiously gets in the ring. He motions for a grapple, but instead he gouges Samhain?s eyes at the last second. Samhain is momentarily stunned as Big M quickly begins to hit him with stiff punches to the back. He swings Samhain against the ropes and delivers a flying elbow. Samhain is knocked down and Big M quickly tags in Juan Santos.
Tito: Like him or not, Big M is smart. He?s trying to stay fresh by tagging in another team.
Samhain gets to one knee as Juan kicks him in the face. The effect is minimal though, and it just seems to anger Samhain. He gets to his feet fully and stares at Juan. Juan starts to chop at Samhains chest, to no avail. Samhain just grabs Juan by the throat and motions for a choke slam. However, Samhain is right near Juan?s partner, Pedro, who slaps Samhains back, tagging himself in the match.
Bill: Smart move! He tagged himself in, thus saving his partner! That?s genious!
Samhain ignores the tag and choke slams Juan straight down to the mat. He then looks at a frightened Pedro and grabs him by the shoulders. He thrusts Pedro over the rope and into the ring. Pedro lands squarely on his partner. The ref looks confused as both men, Pedro and Juan, lay motionless. The ref begins to count as technically, Pedro is pinning Juan, whether he knows it or not. 1?..2??.3! The Santos? have eliminated themselves!
Bill: What idiots!
Tito: Tagging in against your partner seemed like a smart move in theory?
Vega: Well, theory didn?t count on Samhain choke slamming Juan then throwing Pedro on top of him.
Bill: Vega, ever hear the theory where you give me sexual pleasure for free?
Vega: No, but I?m sure you?ve heard of the theory where I castrate you and feed your nuts to a squirrel.
Tito: Guys, please! We have a match to call!
Meanwhile, Samhain laughs as he tags in his partner, Jay. Nasty E, who is quite fresh at the moment decides to run in and clock Jay with a running fore arm. Jay falls to the mat as Nasty continues to punch the back of his head. He then lifts him up swings him against the ropes, delivering a big boot to the face of Jay. He taunts the crowd and attempts the same move. Nasty swing Jay against the ropes, but Jay ducks the big boot and comes off the ropes with a clothesline. He motions for Nasty to get up and when he does, Jay hits another clothes line. Jay then runs off the ropes, and hits a running Swanton on the fallen Nasty E. Jay climbs to the top rope and waits for Nasty to get to his feet. A groggy Nasty E does just that as Jay leaps off the top rope, hitting him with a Dragoncanrana into a pin.
Tito: 1?..2?.No! So close!
Bill: That punk needs more than a few fancy flips to pin the Nasty one?
Jay is on fire and continues his barrage on Nasty E with a flury of stiff kicks to Nasty?s ribs. He then applies a half Boston crab as Nasty E yells out in pain. Jay has it locked on tightly, but Nasty E makes his way close to the ropes. Nasty can?t reach the ropes, but he can reach the outstreached hand of his partner, Big M. He tags him, as Jay keeps the Boston crab locked on, oblivious to the tag. Big M slowly gets into the ring and kicks Jay in the back of the head, to break the hold. He lifts Jay up and scoop slams him to the ground where he quickly follows up with a monstrous leg drop. Nasty distracts the ref as Big M applies a choke on Jay. Samhain rushes to the rescue, only to be sent back by the ref who just turned around. As Samhain protests, the ref?s back is turned once again and taking advantage once more, Big M continues to choke Jay. Big M then picks up Jay and delivers a brutal power bomb, folding Jay up like a used accordian.
Tito: Oh my God! What a power bomb! There?s a pin on Jay, 1?.2?.. No! He kicked out!
Bill: Wow, that was impressive?
Tito: This Jay kid has a lot of heart.
Big M, frustrated, tags Nasty in the match. Nasty grabs Jay?s waist and hits a belly to belly slam, sending Jay flying into the turnbuckle, neck first. Jay?s body starts to spasm as Nasty E laughs. He picks up Jay?s body and taunts him by nudging him with his foot. He places his hands around Jay?s waist and attempts another belly to belly. However, as Nasty lifts his opponent, Jay does a full front flip, landing on his feet. He then lunges out and makes the tag to Samhain. The crowd pops huge as Samhain clotheslines Nasty to the mat. Big M runs in and gets equal treatment. Samahain clears the ring and raises his arm as the crowd goes nuts.
Vega: They are just loving this guy!
Jay starts to motion for Samhain to climb to the top rope. The crowd chants, ?Fly, fly, fly!? in encouragement. Samhain accepts and is perched on the top rop as Nasty rolls back in the ring. Nasty finally gets back to his feet, very groggily and when he does, Samhain leaps off, with a diving spear.
Tito: That?s 300 pounds flying through the air!
Samhain connect with Nasty as the crowd chants ?Samhain? in approval. Samhain quickly goes fro the cover.
Tito: 1??.2???3?.No! Nasty got his shoulder up at the very last second!
Bill: Now that?s heart!
Samhain sets Nasty E on his knees and applies his submission, ?The Crucifixion?.
Tito: He calls this, ?The Crucifixion?. It?s like a modified full nelson that really puts pressure on the elbows and back.
Nasty screams out in pain. He?s all the way in the opposite corner, and has no way of tagging his partner. Nasty writhes in pain as Samhain keeps applying the pressure. All of a sudden, Nasty E gets one hand free and with it, he tags in Samhain?s partner, Jay. Nasty quickly rolls out of the ring, where he points at his head to indicate, ?intelligence?. Nasty and Big M re-group and seems to be discussing something.
Bill: Ahh, the meeting of the minds!
Vega: They look more like cowards to me?
All of a sudden, Big M and Nasty E start to head back to the dressing room, once again, pointing to their heads to signify that they have outsmarted their opponents.
Bill: Genious! This way, Jay and Samhain have no one to tag. They?ll have to pin each other and The Terror Squad will win by default!
Tito: Well, not if the Serial Thrillers have anything to do about it.
Samhain and Jay follow Nasty and Big M to the outside. They grab Nasty and Big M and start beating on their backs with stiff punches. Samhain then lifts Nasty E and hits a fisherman?s DDT on the steel ramp, while Jay throws Big M back into the ring. Jay puts Big M?s body on the apron and tags him, thus making him and Samhain the legal men. Samhain finally gets back in the ring, and scoop slams Big M. Jay then hits a spring board 450 splash on a prone Big M as ?holy shit? chants ring through the arena.
Tito: Good God! What a move!
The legal man, Samhain, then lifts Big M with relative ease. He lifts him in the brain buster position, spins around and crashes down on the mat, causing Big M to hit the canvas face first between Samhain?s legs.
Tito: And that was called ?The Claymore? ladies and gents!
Bill: That was called cheating! Blatant cheating!
Vega: How? That was as clean as you can get. Idiot?
Nasty tries to get back in the ring, but Jay spring boards from across the ring and hits him with a beautiful drop kick. Samhain goes for the pin.
Tito: 1?.2??.3! It?s over! The Psycho Thrillers retain the titles!
Vega: Wow, that was an awesome match. I?m so impressed by Samhain?s strength and agility.
Bill: Yeah, yeah, yeah?
Tito: Well, we will certainly see more great stuff from this team!
Samhain and Jay raise each others arms as they exit the ring to huge pops. As they reach the ramp, pyros go off and the head back to the locker room.
The Khaotron shows Xcutioner entering the Civic Center. The crowd screams at his apperence. As X heads for his dressing room, he is stopped by the World Champion T-Money, he stands in his path. They lock into an intense stare. X finally speaks.
X: If you wanna get it on right here, without the cage, just let me know!
T-M: Nah sucka, I'm not about to whoop yo ass right now, I just have a question for you. What in the hell are you and Sean up to?
X: What are you talking about? Him coming down to the ring for the match?
T doesn't answer, he just stares.
X: Not that it's any of yo damn business, but me and Sean go way back. He just wanted to come out there and give me suppport from the outside.
T-M: Well this has Firm set up written all over it.
X: Man, phuck The Firm! especially RAGE! I'm going into this match for one thing, to whoop you and RAGE's ass!
T-M: well all I know, if you're the new member they're talking about ... you know, you guys pulling the retrun of X or some shit ... there will be hell to pay!
X and T step into each others face. They clench their fist, and stare into eachothers eyes.
X: Unless we're about to fight, this conversation is finished.
Both wrestlers step away from each other. X begins walking past T, and pats the TKOW belt T has resting on his shoulder ...
X: Nice belt.
As T mouths some nasty words to X, we are returned to the announcing table.
Vega: I can't wait for that Cage Match!
Titto: Yeah those three hate eachother! It will be an intense battle. Well, time for the Kiss My Ass Match.
Kiss My Ass Match
Vixon VS EK Phil VS Dr. Death
PB: Oh can I PLEASE be in this match?!
Bret: That Vixon is one hot little lady.
Titto: And that's why it's easy to see why Phil and Death want to lose this match. Who wouldn't want to kiss Vixon's ass!
Vega: Umm, hello? Me!
Vixon comes to the ring in a scarlet red two piece bikini. The bell rings. Both Phil and Death look at Vixon, then each other. They look ready to charge each other when Vixon step in-between them and ask for a mic.
V: Listen fellas, we all know that the both of you and every man in here would love to kiss my ass! Even some of the ladies!
*crowd pop*
V: So lets make this easy. Let me pin one of you and who ever I pin gets to kiss my ass! What do you say?
Phil and Death look at each other, and then fall to the mat. They then start arguing about who should be pinned as they lay on their backs.
V: Whoa fellas! Listen, let me help. Since I'm half owner and have a little, *swerving hips* STROKE around here now, I'm changing the rules. I'm going to the top of the ramp. The first one of you to make it up there gets to kiss my ass! And ahhh ... *slaps butt* ... don't keep me waiting.
Vixon is barely out of the ring when Phil and Death start exchanging blows. Phil gives Death an eye rake, and a stiff right to the head. He then whips him into a corner and folow with a clothesline. Phil then rolls out of the ring and starts walking towards the ramp. Phil doesn't notice Death is up and ...
Titto: Oh my God! Death just jumped over the top rope right onto Phil!
Bret: Wow, I haven't sen a big man move like that in a while.
Death picks Phil up and slams his head on a guard rail. He then smiles as he starts for the ramp. He takes about three steps onto the ramp, and Phil tackles him from behind. Phil picks Death up and gives him some sharp blows. He then whips him towards the ring. When Death hits the ring apron and rebounds, Phil hits him with a Spear! Phil catches a little bit of the pole with the move, so both men lay down hurt.
Vixon: Ohhhhh. It sure is getting hot in here, maybe I'll get a little more comfortable.
The crowd screams in approval as Vixon losens one of the straps on her bikini. Death and Phil now on their knees, look at Vixon, and then each other again.
Vega: There they go again! Fighting like two school boys over a girl!
PB: Yeah, but this isn't just anyone, it's Vixon!
Death manages to over power Phil, and gives him a Suplex that smacks Phil's back on the ramp. He then stomps Phil on the chest, and again makes his way up the ramp. Death looks at the smiling Vixon who sees him coming, and turns around and bends over. Death hears steps behind him, and narrowly ducks a Clotheline by Phil. He gives Phil a Big Boot. As he's about to pick up Phil, a woman comes from out of the entrance way behind Vixon. She has on a black halter top, black stretch pants, and has black hair. She even has on black lip stick, but looks beautiful ... and familar. Death looks at the woman as she approaches him. She leans forword to kiss him ... and kicks him in the groin!
Titto: Oh my goodness, I know who that is!
PB: Me too! She looks different, but that's ...
VD: Selena Christopher!!
Phil is now up, and laughs at Death. He then picks up the chair Vixon was sitting in and hits Death on the head! Selena rolls her eyes at Vixon, and walks off the stage.
EK Phil: That's right! I told you all Damage Control was taking over this dump! Death, you are a piece of trash! *turning to Vixon* Now bend that sweet ass over so I can claim my prize!
Vixon seems to be trying to soak in what she just saw, but finally speaks.
V: Wait a minute honey! Take this blindfold. You know that TKOW's Vixon like to get freaky!
Phil smiles as he puts on the blindfold.
V: Now, are you ready?!
EKP: Yeah!
V: You sure you are ready?!
EKP: Hell yeah!
V: OK, let me get ready for ya.
Vixon motions for someone to come on the stage. Out comes a blonde midget dressed as Vixon! She has on a shirt that says: VIXON'S ASS!
V: Ok Phil, KISS MY ASS!
Phil blindly bends over, and kisses whathe thinks is Vixon's ass! When the crowd begins to roar with laughter, he rips off the blindfold. He has a shocked expression when he sees the midget.
V: What's the matter Phil? I'm trying something a little new later on tonight, so I paid for her services. So really, she is MY ass!
The crowd laughs, but Phil is enraged! He grabs Vixon by the throat. He is about to punch her when Doom of the Community Killers comes out. He and Phil start to battle. Death comes running up the ramp and hits Phil from behind. The Community Killers start beating on Phil, and Soulfly comes runnig from the back! He jumps into the ruckus and starts landing blows. The two stables have to be seperated by security.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Muffy is walking down the deserted hallway backstage. Suddenly the lights go out and she is plunged into darkness. After a moment, she lets a sigh escape her lips as the lights come back on and once again she is by herself. She takes a step forward but stops suddenly as she feels something lightly touch the back of her neck. She gasps and spins around to find herself face to face with Chienne.
"Shit!! Don't do that!" Muffy exclaims.
"I believe you wanted to ask me a few questions," Chienne says with a smirk of satisfaction on her lips.
"Yeah, just give me a second, all right? You scraed the life out of me!"
Muffy takes a deep breath and forces herself to exhale. Chienne chuckles and waits while Muffy tries to compose herself.
"Are you all set now?" Chienne inquires mockingly.
"Yeah, I think so. Okay, I was wondering what you think about the Women's Championship?" she asks as she turns on her hand held recorder.
"I don't like how it was brought back. I don't think any belt should just be handed to someone, I feel it should be earned. In my opinion, receiving the belt as a gift, like Vixon did, demeans the title. But honor will be restored to the Women's Championship soon, when Oona takes the belt from her."
"Ok, and what are your plans? What are you, Diaboliqu and Oona working towards right now?"
"Well, we've all been training extra hard. Diabolique has been keeping his eyes on the extreme chaos group, and that title. So, people better start watching themselves, because when he wants something, like how he wants that title, he always gets it.
As you know, Oona is going after the Wome's title. With her speed, determination adn talents, once she gets the belt, it will be very difficult to take it away from her.
As for myself, my goal is simple, I am going to be the first woman ever to be the World Champion here in TKOW. I will prove that not only do I dominate the females here, but that I can play with the big boys as well."
"And lastly Chienne, what's one word you would use to describe the following people? Sean Christopher?"
"Lucky."
"Why?"
"Simply because our paths have not really crossed yet since he has returned."
"Okay, Vixon?"
"Easy."
"Easy? Why?"
"Because........."
The lights in the hallway got out. When they come back on, Chienne is laid out and a metal pole sits by her head.
MC: Chienne! Chienne!
As Muffy tries to revive Chienne, the cameras go back out to the announcing tables.
PB: What the hell?!!
Titto: I don't know, someone got Chienne with her own trick.
Bret: Something tells me she will be seeing more of whoever it was!
Falls Count Anywhere
Rage Dave Sadler VS Jackson Fear
Tito: Well, what a match we have scheaduled here. Jackson Fear vs. Rage Dave Sadler in a falls count anywhere match.
Brett: That?s right Tito, these two have some serious heat between them. I know better than anyone about dealing with crooked, evil owners, but Sadler even gives Vince a run for his money!
Tito: Well, he doesn?t rule TKOW yet?
Brett: Not if Jackson Fear has anything to do with it.
Tito: These two go way back though. Both original members of the new bloods.
Brett: Yeah, but things got sour quickly and this is sure to be a hard hitting contest.
Tito: Speaking of hard hitting, here comes Jackson right now!
"Back in Black" by AC/DC blares loudly over the speakers as Jackson Fear steps out from behind the curtain. He cooly walks towards the ring, gets in, and raises one arm up in the air. The fans give a huge pop.
Tito: There he is, the man defending TKOW?s honor.
?No chance in Hell? by Dope starts to hit as Fear gets ready for Dave. The music runs for a while, but no one comes out. All of a sudden, Dave emerges from the fans as gets in the ring, in back of an unsuspecting Fear. Dave taps Fear on the shoulder and as he turns around, Dave plants a huge right hand to the face of Fear.
Tito: It looks like we?re on our way!
Dave continues to plant right and left hands to Fear?s face and skull. Fear is knocked down to one knee.
Brett: You know, Dave gives up just over 100 pounds in this match. It?s important that he cuts the much larger Fear down to his size which is exactly what he?s doing.
Dave delivers a brutal kick to the side of Fear?s head, knocking him down completely. Dave doesn?t rest and pounces on Fear, locking in a full nelson. Fear screams out in pain. Dave lets go and starts to apply a choke hold, much to the ref?s dismay.
Tito: The ref must keep this match under control.
Brett: With these two, I don?t know if that?s possible.
Dave releases the choke and begins to stop on Fear. He lifts him up and delivers a scoop slam. Dave slings himself against the ropes and hit a leg drop right on Fear?s wind pipe, cutting the oxygen momentarily to Fear?s lungs. Fear gasps as his chest heaves. Sadler continues on the attack, as he lifts Fear to his and throws him into the turnbuckle. Sadler runs and hits a splash as Fear slumps to the mat.
Tito: So far it?s been all Sadler in this match.
Sadler lifts Fear into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. He positions himself for a to DDT. Just as Sadler is about to apply the move, Fear counters and back drops Sadler from the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring!
Tito: Oh my God! Did you just see that?!
Brett: Fear counters with a nice backdrop and Sadler hits the ground hard.
Tito: Remember, falls count anywhere, so Fear should take advantage.
Fear slowly climbs to the outside of the ring and covers Sadler.
Tito: 1?2 No! Sadler kicks out. It?ll take more than that to pin Fear.
Fear rolls Sadler back into the ring. He lifts him up with relative ease. Fear rams Sadlers head into his knee twice and then follows up with a stiff clothesline.
Tito: HE calls that combo the, ?discbreak?.
Fear lifts Sadler up and delivers a running body slam. He lifts him up again in the suplex position and hits a stiff brain buster. Fear then gets Sadler in his patent bear hug as he squeezes the life out of the Brit. Out of pure desperation, Sadler kicks Fear in the groin. Fear staggers back to the ropes and uses them for support. Dave runs and clotheslines Fear to the outside of the ring. Using the ropes to elevate his body, Sadler does a spring board splash to the outside on Fear. However, Fear catches Sadler and does a belly to belly suplex, heaving Sadlers body onto the metallic ramp. Fear follows suite with some heavy stomps. Fear lifts Sadler up and hits a German suplex. The young Jackson stays locked on, and hits another German suplex and follows up with a third German suplex all of them extra brutal as they are being executed on the outside. The crowd pops huge as both men are going all out. Fear drags Sadler to the main entrance where he attempt a knee stomp, however Sadler moves out of the way at the last second. He then rolls Fear up for the pin.
Tito: Quick pin! 1?.No! Fear easily kicks out.
Fear grabs Sadlers head and rams it against one of the supports that is holding up the Khaos-Tron. This busts Dave open as he bleeds profusely from his forehead. Fear grabs Sadler by the head and ushers him behind the curtain to the back. The camerman follows as the fans watch the action on the Khaos-Tron. Fear slams Dave?s head into the the concrete wall a few times as they make their way down the hall. Both men reach an open area and begin to slug it out. Sadler, operating on a second wind and pure instict begins to fight back, landing some right hands to Fear. Fear ducks one of the rights and counters it into a tilt-a-whirl slam, onto the concrete floor. Fear looks around and see?s a cart, with some glass panes. Fear gets an idea and picks Sadler up. He irish whips Sadler in the general direction of the glass panes. At the last second, Sadler reverses and send Fear through the glass panes.
Tito: Oh my God! He just sent the man through multiple glass panes!
Brett: You always have to be aware of your surroundings. There?s always various debris in the back and Sadler knows this.
At this point, Fear is bleeding heavily from his chest as well as face. Sadler goes for the pin.
Tito: 1?..2??3 No! Fear kicks out. Jesus H. Christ, I thought he was dead!
Brett: The kid?s got heart.
Sadler, frustrated, picks Fear up and slams his head against the nearest door. Subsequently, the door crashes open, revealing the women?s locker/shower room. Sadler throws him in and follows as a bunch of scantly clad women scream in terror. Both men make their way over to the shower pit as they exchange blows. Sadler attempts to slam Fear?s head on the tiled wall, but Fear blocks and kicks Sadler in the gut. He then hits Sadler with a DDT. Fear gets back to his feat as he looks at a terrified woman in a towel.
Fear (winking): How you doing? Maybe after I?m done with this dick, we can have a drink?
The woman nods, half shocked and half scared. Fear then throws Sadler against the wall and turns on the hot water tap to a boiling temperature. He then exits the shower pit and sits down on one of the benches. Sadler screams as the boiling water hits his skin as well as the open cut on his forehead. After slipping a few times, Sadler makes his way out of the shower pit, his face red from the heat, only to be greeted by a big boot to the face from Fear. Fear starts to talk smack to Sadler as he pulls him out of the woman?s locker room. Fear throws Sadlers body into another door, only this time, Sadler tumbles out into the parking lot. Fear whips Sadler at a parked car as Sadler hits the hood, hard. Fear then prys the hood of the Oldmobile up, and places Sadlers head on the engine. Fear then begins to slam to hood down on Dave?s body as he screams in pain. Fear laughs as the car shakes. The engine must have been still hot as when Sadler emerges, his skin is a dark, burnt red. This seems to anger Sadler and as Fear tries to lay a clothesline, Dave ducks. Sadler follows up bu clipping Fear?s knee. Fear grabs his knee in pain as Sadler applies a figure four leg lock.
Sadler: Tap, you bloody bastard! Tap!
The ref checks on Fear who refuses to give up. Sadler finally lets go of the hold as Fear remains on the ground, unable to get up die to the severe pain in his knee. Sadler climbs onto the hood of a nearby Hummer and leaps off it, crashing a knee into Fear?s face. Sadler then gets up, the blood streaming down his face, and begins to pace around the lot, looking inside every car. Sadler see?s an elderly man getting into his car. Dave pushes the old man out of the way and grabs his keys. He starts the engine and makes his way around the parking lot. He stops about 20 feet away from Fear as he turns on the headlights. Fear is trapped between a solid wall and the revving Cadilac. The ref begs Sadler to stop but Sadler ignores and hits the pedal to the metal. He speeds towards Fear who jumps to his left at the last second. The car just misses Fear, and Sadler goes crashing into the wall. The airbags go off as Sadler is motionless.
Tito: Oh my God?.
Bertt: That?s taking it too far?
Fear opens the car door and drags Sadler out. Sadler is still breathing, but in bad shape. Fear drags him back in the building Fear slams his head on the wall along the way back to the ring. Fear throws Sadler back through the curtains as the crowd cheers. Fear see?s a table lying on the ground and sets it up. The ref threatens to DQ him, but Fear doesn?t listen. Fear sets up Sadlers body on the table which is now on the main entrance, right under the Khaos-Tron. Sadler is still motionless at this point. Fear begins to motion towards the Khaos-Tron as the fans pop. Fear starts the precarious climb to the top of the 20 foot tall video screen. Fear finally makes it to the top and yells out.
Fear: Leg Drop!
The fans pops huge as fear soaks in the moment. All of a sudden, "46 & 2" begins playing over the loud speakers as two blood red spotlights shine on the center of the ramp/stage. A man walks out, wearing a new bloods T-Shirt. Fear is confused as the man begins to climb the Khaos-Tron.
Tito: Is that who I think it is?
Brett: It?s Adam ?The Enigma Haven!
Adam Haven makes his way quickly to the top of the Khao-Tron and meets Fear in the eye. Both men stare at each other for a moment before Adam kicks Fear in the groin. Fear doubles over in pain as Adam begins to punch Fear?s back. Sadler rolls off the table and gets to one knee. He smiles a sadistic looking grin as he see?s Adam beating on Fear. All eyes are on both men, as they remain perched on the Khaos-Tron. All of a sudden, Adam power bombs Fear off the Khaos-Tron and through the table. Fear?s body hits the table with a sickening thud.
Tito: That was 20 feet God Dammit!!!
Brett: Someone get out there!
The ref calls for the bell, disqualifying Sadler for outside interference. Sadler doesn?t seem to care as he starts to kick Fear who is motionless on the stage. Adam finally makes his way down and also starts to beat on Fear. Sadler retrives a baseball bat and a can of Kerosene. He pours the bat with Kerosene and takes a match from his pocket. He lights the bat on fire and lifts it above his head. Just then, Samhain and Jat Mathews run in.
Tito: Thank God! It?s the Psycho Thrillers!
Samhain and Jay start to beat on Sadler and Adam as Sadler drops the bat. Adam and Sadler rush to the back as Jay and Samhain check on Fear. Sadler and Adam laugh menically.
Sadler: The revolution has begun!
Tito: Good God, someone get the paramedics!
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
The cameras return following Sean Christopher walking to his office backstage. He stops once he sees the mysterious person who owns the black boots shown earler is standing in front of his door. HE has on a t-shirt that says: I Hate yo Ass Too!
SC: BloodMoney?!
BM: What, no hug?
SC: Security!
BM: That wont do you any good, I bought one of these.
*shows Sean a VIP backstage pass*
SC: Look, I'm busy. What the hell do you want?
BM: I want to travel back in time and give Legend's mama an abortion, but that's not what I want today. I simply want what only youu can give me.
SC: Which is?
BM: A match. I want to take the place of that jobber you have ined up to fight in that match later.
SC: You know what BloodMoney, right now I don't give a damn if you referee the damn match! Just get out of my face!!
BloodMoney slides to the side so Sean can enter his office.
BM: Oh, and Sean?
SC: WHAT?
BM: That Jasmine chick, buy her some titties!
Sean shakes his head as BloodMoney walks off.
Mass Khaos: 7/21/03
Started By TKOW Board, Apr 18 2006 05:47 PM
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Hardkore Rumble
Kali-Yoga VS Nova VS Twister VS Shogun VS Krucifix VS Vance Knox
Bull Rope Match
Soulfly VS ???
Announcer 1: We're here waiting for the participants to arrive in what's sure to be both a brutal and classic bout as Toxic squares off against the one and only true Legend in the business...in an I quit match...
Announcer 2: One and only true Legend in the business...I bet it took you all night to come up with that one...
Announcer 1: Only half of it...now let's get down to ringside...Tsunami's in the ring as we speak...Here we go...
It's My Life by Bon Jovi plays as Toxic is walking down the ramp fireworks shoot from the ceiling in front of him, when he gets in the ring fireworks shoot off from the ring posts...Toxic enters the ring...
Lights go out, as Praise by Sevendust hits white lights flash to the beat of the music...Legend is in the house...
Legend enters the ring where Tsunami informs both men of the rules for tonight's bout...first man to say I quit loses...
Legend locks up with Toxic as both men push each other away...Legend signals for a test of strength...Toxic agrees but quickly turns it around into an over the shoulder flip reversal...both men separate getting back to thier feet staring each other down...almost as if by mutual consent both men attack each other simultaneously with a flurry of fists and a savage beatdown...Legend breaks it up with a well-placed knee to the stomach and a hard bodyslam on Toxic...Toxic rolls out of the ring getting to his feet as he almost studies Legend...looking for flaws...he smirks as he climbs back into the ring...he charges Legend who meets the charge with a kick to the groin and a hard neckbreaker...Legend picks up Toxic slinging him over his shoulders into a backbreaker submission as Tsunami puts the microphone close wondering if a submission was soon to come...Toxic grabs the ring rope pulling both Legend and himself to the outside breaking the backbreaker up...as both men get to thier feet Toxic grabs Legend by the hair and tries slamming him face first into the ringpost...Legend blocks with his foot and reverses...hitting Toxic...once...twice...3 times then delivering a hard bulldog out on the concrete face first...he gets up...rolls Toxic back into the ring and begins to slap him while asking Tsunami to hold the mic for him...
Looking at Tsunami Legend sees her playing with the batteries to the mic...he drops Toxic...he asks her what the hell she's doing as she shrugs her shoulders saying only two words...technical difficulties...Toxic drops behind Legend rolling him up 1...2...kick out...a quick 2 count by Tsunami gets Legend pissed for more reasons than one as he first drops a series of elbows on Toxic's head then asks Tsunami not about the fast count but about the fact that she counted at all...this is an I quit match there are no pinfalls...Tsunami says "sorry, my bad" and once again shrugs her shoulders Legends way...as Legend once again reaches down for Toxic who rolls him into a small package...Tsunami once again counts 1...2...Legend reverses the small package as Tsunami smiles and says "oh yeah...I almost forgot" and stands up walking back to the corner...both men let go of the pin and gets up to thier feet...Legend shoots Tsunami a few daggers in his stare as she once again shrugs her shoulders saying "What can I say...I'm sorry...I forgot..." trying to hold back a giggle...
Legend, completely ticked off takes it out on Toxic...first with chops...then fists...and eventually a clothesline from hell over the top rope as he jumps outside the ring grabbing a chair readying a swing...the chair is ripped from his hands as he spins around to see Tsunami holding it...pointing her finger at him angrily saying "NO!!!!"...she sees Toxic behind Legend with a chair of his own which as he swings she turns away from intentionally not seeing the blow to Legend's head...
Toxic puts Legend into a camel clutch as Tsunami turns away from the crowd and the wrestlers reaching into her pants pulling out a second microphone which she uses for Toxic asking "whatta ya say Legend...ya give up?...c'mon why dontcha give up...I'm getting kinda tired...c'mon for little ol' me say it...say ya give up..."...the anger shows in Legend's eyes as he says "HELLLLLL....NOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!"...Legend wraps his arms first around Toxic's left leg...then his right leg...getting his knees positioned to help him rise to his feet as he thrusts himself backward slamming Toxic's spine into the ringpost again and again and again...Legend rises to his feet lifting Toxic over his head delivering a series of over the knee backbreakers to his already weakened spine...on the 4th he once again slings him over his shoulder in a submission style backbreaker...he calls for Tsunami to put the mic to Toxic's mouth not realizing that sometime between his breaking Toxic's hold and now she once again switched the microphones...whether or not Toxic submits we wouldn't know as the mic is dead...Legend drops Toxic and tells Tsunami to "give him the damn microphone"...she refuses holding it behind her back...
Legend turns around to a boot to the stomach and finds himself up and over getting driven to the concrete by Toxicisity...Toxic lifts Legend delivering 2/3rds of Rat Poison before having the last 3rd reversed into a ringside X-Factor...Legend rolls over into a high leg Boston crab with his knee planted hard in Toxic's back...Legend calls for the mic from Tsunami only to find her flirting with a young man in the crowd...he grabs Toxic by the hair flinging him into the ring then concentrates on Tsunami as he grabs her by the shirt and the seat of her pants pushing her under the ring ropes...she gets up giving him a dirty look then throws a kiss to the young man at ringside...Legend wraps Toxic up in a STF calling for the mic...he doesn't get it...he looks over seeing Tsunami with her foot up on the 2nd turnbuckle rope dusting off her pants...he let's go of the hold, grabs the mic from her hand and goes to speak...he says something to her but we never hear what as he realizes the mic is dead...he bangs it a few times trying to get it working eventually opening up the battery compartment finding the batteries missing...Legend gets pissed finally snapping knowing he was just screwed...
Legend sends Tsunami flying with a backfist much to the fans dismay as the boos push Legend even further...he picks up the 2nd microphone which came loose when Tsunami hit the mat and proceeds to slam it repeatedly into Toxic's face while screaming "SAY IT!!!!! SAY IT...DAMN IT!!!!" over and over again...
All of a sudden the sound system comes alive as Aimee Allen's Revolution booms through the arena...
Sean Christoper stands on the ramp and has a mic.
SC: Legend, you have gone to far! At no time are you supposed to lay a hand on a TKOW referee!
Legend flips Sean off.
SC: No, screw you! Because as of right now ...
Ten officers from the Tallahasse Police Department come out.
SC: You are under arrest for assault! Take him away boys!
Legend stares down the ten police as they enter the ring, but decides against resisting arrest. The Khaotron shows RAGE and the back as five more officers plead with him not to interfere, or they will have to arrest him too. As we go to commercial, Sean loks at the scene and laughs.
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
TLC Brawl: First Pin Fall Wins
Announcer 1: Next up we have a totally unique match to TKOW in a 5-man anything goes Tables, Ladders and chairs match that's sure to be a complete barnburner...one fall takes it all...
Announcer 2: This is sure to be a crowd-pleaser as modifications are being made to the ring as we speak...in true Lucha Libre style the ring is being expanding from the classic squared circle to the modern 6-cornered Sexagon of the Mexican scene...
Announcer 1: 6-corners? Now this is gonna be a wild match...let's go to the ring...to meet the contenders...
The Scene switches with all 5 involved parties standing in the ring...we see Colin, Dave Rave and Jason Starr show each other respect before going to thier corners...both Nathan Melvin and Ricky Dawg stand by cautiously, trusting noone...
Announcer 1: Well it seems both Dawg and Melvin are in for a particularly hard time this match...
Announcer 2: Why would you say that ?
Announcer 1: It stands to reasoning based on common knowledge that Starr and Rave are related and Colin is thier friend that Dawg and Melvin are for all intent the odd men out...
Announcer 2: Maybe in a tag match that logic would be true but this isn't a tag match this is an anything goes where thier can be only one winner...and I assure you all 5 men want to be him...
Announcer 1: True...I think the match is about to start...
The referee calls for the beginning bell as the men choose thier targets and matchup...Starr and Rave start with a doubleteam on Melvin beating him down as Dawg and Colin start off exchanging chops then fists...and from there they continue exchanging kicks...
Melvin fights off the two on one attack sliding out of the ring, re-entering with a steel chair which he uses first on Starr then on Rave only to have it sent back into his own face due to a spinning kick courtesy of Colin...Colin in turn receives a kick of his own courtesy of Ricky Dawg right to the back of his head...by the time this happens Starr is already back to his feet clotheslining Dawg down to the mat...Rave gets out of the ring sliding a ladder in...following it in and setting it up in the middle of the ring...the ladder topples as Dawg and Starr battle across the ring...
Melvin and Colin are once again exchanging kicks and chops as Colin surprises Melvin with a sweep and a shooting star press which unfortunately only hits knees...as Colin rolls around with the wind knocked out of him Melvin gets to his feet kicking the downed Colin like a man possessed...we see Rave swinging the steel chair left in the ring earlier not only knocking Melvin off his feet but by sending him right over the top rope to the outside...Rave goes over to Colin to check if he's okay only to have Colin roll him up in a small package...1...2...Rave kicks out giving Colin a what the hell look...he nods as if realizing that that's the way this match will be...Rave locks up with Colin first bodyslamming him then dropping a doubleleg legdrop which misses it's target...Colin rolls giving Rave a boot to the face...
Melvin is on his feet at ringside pulling tables out from under each side of the ring setting them up one by one...
Back inside the ring we see Dawg and Starr with dueling chairs...they swing back and forth as both Rave and Colin keep side-stepping avoiding the swings...Rave gets a little too close to Colin for his own good not paying attention as Dawg dodges a shot which nails Rave right in the back of the head...Starr freezes up just realizing what he had done as Dawg swings one wild swing sending Starr over the ropes just missing one of the tables Melvin set up outside...Dawg goes for the pin on Rave but doesn't even get a 1 count as Colin delivers a standing shooting star press to the two of them breaking up the pin...he looks to the outside to see Melvin preparing to put Starr through a ringside table as he gets up...runs to the ropes...and catapults himself over the top rope into a headscissors takedown sending all 3 men through the ringside table...
The audience starts a massive HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT chant...Rave gets back to his feet, sets up the ladder in the ring directly in front of the 3 fallen men...he climbs to the top preparing to go aerial as Dawg spears the ladder sending him flying into the 10th row of the crowd...Dawg sets the ladder back up...climbs to the top signaling for Suicide as he delivers the ladder-top swanton bomb to his 3 fallen opponents taking himself out in the process as the fans begin the chant once more...
Rave brandishing a steel chair fights his way through the crowd like a man possessed...he reaches down lifting the downed Dawg placing him against the ringpost delivering a one-man conchairto that leaves the audience moaning...Rave places Dawg on one of the other tables...slides under the ring ropes climbing the top turnbuckle where he proceeds to deliver X-T-C right through the ringside table putting both Dawg and himself in a horizontal state...once again the audience is on thier feet...
Starr is up to his feet first...he slides into the ring waiting for his opponents to get to thier feet...Colin is first...he follows Starr into the ring not realizing that Melvin slides in right behind him dropkicking him right into Starr...Colin and Starr bump heads going down as Melvin goes for a pin on Starr...1...2...kick out...then on Colin...1...2...kick out...back on Starr who rolls him into a small package...1...2...kick out...the audience goes wild as does Melvin who hops to his feet and starts giving Starr boot to the head after boot to the head...finally showing his anger by flinging him outside the ring...Melvin turns his attention to Colin first with a reverse DDT following up by placing him on the top turnbuckle setting him up for something the crowds come to expect...Starr struggles to his feet as he can only watch on as Melvin delivers a top rope superdriver on Colin through another of the ringside tables...the crowd screams as Melvin struggles to his feet rolling himself into the ring pulling himself up by the ring ropes...Colin isn't moving at all...Starr runs over to his fallen friend watching as blood dribbles out of the corner of his mouth...
Outside the ring both Rave and Dawg are back up to thier feet trading weeak blows while still somewhat stunned...Dawg reaches for a piece of the fallen table, taking it and swinging at Rave who rolls into the ring to dodge the attack not realizing that Melvin is up and alert delivering a quick reverse DDT to Rave...Melvin waves to Dawg telling him to c'mon in as he begins to stomp down Rave...both men alternate stomps then elbow drops until finally picking Rave up together and flinging him into the ropes delivering a double flapjack on him...they once again raise Rave's almost lifeless body as the deliver a spiked DDT on him...through all this Starr kneels over the fallen Colin not realizing the punishment his brother Rave is taking in the ring...Melvin signals for Dawg to set up a ladder...Dawg sets up the fallen ladder that the men have been battling over climbing to the top as Melvin positions Rave at its foot...Dawg comes flying off the top of the ladder with a frogsplash from hell driving Rave into the mat...Melvin grabs Dawg by the hair flinging him out of the ring as he goes for a pin on Rave himself...1...2...kick out...the crowd goes wild...we see Starr trying to bring Colin around...
Melvin is completely out of his head picking Rave up to his feet bodyslamming him then following up with a standing shooting star press meeting Rave's knees as Rave rolls over into a pin...1...2...Melvin kicks out this time...both men struggle to thier feet as Rave pulls a surprise burst of energy delivering a side russian leg sweep followed by a compactor on Melvin...Rave runs toward the turnbuckle climbing it in a spectacular running moonsault which hits it's mark on Melvin...looking over Rave sees Dawg gathering himself climbing onto the ring apron...Rave runs to the opposite ropes gaining momentum and speed as he catapults himself over Dawg who instinctively ducks not realizing he's putting himself in exactly the position Rave wants him in...Rave pulls off a magnificent sunset flip powerbombing Dawg through the 4th of the 5 set up tables...the audiences screams in approval...
Rave folds up the last of the tables sliding it into the ring...he stomps down Melvin finally pulling off a standing shooting star press of his own...rolling right back to his feet pulling Melvin up by the hair...he slams Melvin into the corner turnbuckle leaving him there as the construction begins...Rave sets up the the table in the ring at the foot of the ladder...he picks up Melvin slamming him on the table...Melvin begins to fight as Rave reaches for the chair lying at his feet slamming it into Melvin's head...Melvin appears to be out...Rave climbs the ladder chair in hand positioning himself high above Melvin as he signals to the fans and flips into the air chair in hand delivering a dead on the money X-T-C 450 legdrop with a steel chair putting Melvin right through the table...Rave rolls over somewhat stunned wrapping Melvin's leg going for the pin...1...2...3...
The announcer screams...
Ring announcer: Your winner...by pinfall...Dave Rave...
The audience roars as Rave finally realizes exactly what happenned to Colin and Starr...he rolls out of the ring heading to his brother and fallen friend wondering just what happenned...after explanations Rave and Starr have Colin on his feet raising all three men's hands to the crowd's approval as they help Colin to the back...Melvin and Dawg are still out...
Bull Rope Match
Soulfly VS ???
Soulfly makes his way out to the ring with his entrance music. He gets into the ring and ask for a mic.
S: You know, Damage Control is kicking a lot of ass lately. Everyone around TKOW is afraid of us! I mean, I scared away Big Stan Wilson, and now Deacon Kross left with is tail between his legs! All I know is everyone in TKOW better watch out, because we're smoking people faster than I smoke my joints! Now who am I fighting tonight?
'Natural Born Killers' by Ice Cube and Dr Dre begins to play. A mixed reaction comes from the crowd when BloodMoney walks out. He shoots the crowd a bird before he speaks on his mic.
BM: You know Soulfly, for a stone head, you're alright with me. I mean, I still hate yo ass, but you remind me a little of myself. Of course I'm a lot better looking than yo ugly ass, but ...
S: Look, I know you're this TKOW Hall of Famer and all, but I unless you want me to kick your ass, get to the damn point!
BM: Well before your no manner having ass interrupted me, *starts walking to the ring* I was about to say ... *walking down the ramp* ... your Bull Rope Match is cancelled ... *climbing up the ring apron* ... and you have a different match.
S: Yeah, what's that?
BM: A ... MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS MATCH!
BloodMoney tosses the mic down and starts swinging on Soulfly. He lands a flurry of blows that puts Soulfly on the mat. As Soulfly staggers to his feet, BloodMoney gives him a kick that sends him through the ropes and out the ring. BloodMoney spits on a fan in the front row and starts talking about the fans. As he is taunghting them, EK Phil comes running down the ramp. Blood sees him and starts talking trash. That's why he doesn't notice Soulfly is in the ring and standing behind him. Soulfly nails BloodMoney with a Reverse DDT.
Soulfly mounts BloodMoney and hits him with a flurry of blows to the head and face. He then shows his beaten face to Phil as Phil cheers him on from the outside of the ring. Soulfly pulls BloodMoney up, measures him up , and takes him back down with a Clothesline. He then goes and leans on the turnbuckle as he makes a motion as if he is smoking a joint. BloodMoney gets up to his knees, Soulfly rushes him and knees him in the face. Soulfly has Phil to pass him a mic.
S: You know what hasbeen, I don't know who you thought you were going up against when you came out here. You haven't been in the ring for almost a year, and you wanna mess with the Soulfly? You know what, Phil get in here. Lets show this fool what Damage Control is all about!
EK Phil jumps into the ring with a chair as Soulfly gives BloodMoney a nasty neck breaker. He then holds up BloodMoney for the chair shot. *PANK!* The crowd "ohhh's" as BloodMoney falls to the mat from the shot. It appears Phil and Soulfly aren't finished as they raise him up again.
Phil hands Soulfly the chair and points to the turnbuckle. Soulfly nods as if he understands. Soulfly gives Phil a Sit Down Power Bomb near the turnbuckle. Phil now on the turnbuckle is handed BloodMoney by Soulfly. Soulfly lays the chair down beneath the turnbuckle. EK Phil jumps and gives BloodMoney a Pile Driver rightonto the chair! Phil and Soulfly make a motion as if they are peeing over BloodMoney. Suddenly, BloodMoney's old crew Big Joker and Lil Joker come running to the ring with chairs. Phil and Soulfly roll out of the ring and laugh at the damage they have caused as they walk up the ramp.
Hardkore Rumble
Twister VS Nova VS Shogun VS Alyon Mac
The rules for this match are just like any other Royal Rumble, except it is a Hardkore stlye match. Hardkore weapons are every where! The crowd is also excited because a special camera man will bring them even closer to the action by being in the ring.
The bell rings once all four men are in the ring. Each instantly grabs a weapon. Twister a shovel, Nova a crowbar, Shogun a Singapore Cane, and Alyon Mac, a sledge hammer. Everyone waits in anticipation for someone to do something. Twister seems to mouth, "*uck it!", throws down his weapon, and spears Alyon Mac! Nova swings his crowbar at Shogun, but he ducks it. It also becomes a mismatch because Shogun uses his martial arts weapon knowledge and uses the cane to sweep Nova off his feet. Twister and Alyon are now locked up. Alyon gives Twister a headbutt. He then swings him to the ropes, and picks up a garbage can lid. When Twister rebounds, WHAM! Shogun is choking Nova with the cane. The crowd gets a good view of Nova turning red from losing air. then they see Shogun's eyes get wide as saucers as Nova gives him a backkick to the groin. Nova then gives him some stiff jabs, which he finishes with a drop kick. Shogun goes over the top rope, but hangs on and pulls himself back in the ring.
Twister now has Alyon in a Cobra Clutch. He lets Alyon go, and as Alyon wheezes for his breath, Twister picks up the sledge hammer. He swings it over his head like helicopter blades as the crowd gets excited. Twister swings at Alyons head, but Alyon ducks! He then grabs a bat off the mat and him and Twister square off. When the sledge hammer meets the bat, both mean drop the weapons from the vibrations, and decide to lock up the old fashioned way. Shogun and Nova trade blows as they keep trying to push eachother out of the ring. Each of them almost go over, but hold on to eachother to keep from falling out. The camera man gets to close to nova. he hits Nova with the camera, distracting him long enough for Shogun to pull off a belly-to-Belly Suplex! Shogun puts his legs inside a trash can. As Nova staggers to his feet, Shogun gives him a dropkick while the can is on his legs!
Twister and Alyon have been trading blows and moves for a while, and both men are tired. Twister, trys to do a Suplex, but Alyon blocks it and gives him one. Alyon trys to celebrate, but it's cut short by a hit to the head with Shoguns trash can. Shogun then grabs a chair, and lays it on Alyon's chest. It appears he wants to do a sort of move, but when he turns around, Nova meets him with a Hurricanranna! Nova sees Alyon laying their with the chair on his chest, and does a standing Moonsault making the chair slam into Alyons chest! Nova stands up and raises his arms, and Twister turns him around, ligts him up, and gives a what starts off as a Power Bomb but finishes as a Face Buster right onto Alyon's chair! Twister turns around and stops Shogun in his tracks from doing a sneak attack move.
The crowd grows a little impatienet because all the in-ring camera man shows on the Khaotron is nova grimacing in pain. Shogun and Twister lock up. twister gives him an Arm Drag, but Shogun pops up and gives him a clothesline. He then grabs a Stop Sign. Twister gets up, Shogun throws him the Stop Sign. When Twister catches it, Shogun dropkicks the sign into his face. Twister is alomst over the rope. Shogun rushes over to get him out, but Alyon grabs his foot. Nova stands to his feet, he rushes over to knock Twister and Shogun out when *WHAM*, the camera man hits him with the camera. Nova falls over the top rope to the floor. The camera man takes off the hat and shades he was wearing to reveal he is in fact ... Slare! Slare jumps over the top rope and lands with a splash on Nova! In the ring, Twister still trys to get Shogun over the top rope. Alyon sneks from behind with a trash can lid ready to hit Twister and take him out. Twister ducks making Alyon hit Shogun, finally sending Shogun over the top rope. Slare and nova battle on the outside as Shoguns cusses at himself and heads up the ramp.
Inside the ring, Twister and Alyon trade blows. Alyon whips twister to the ropes and meets him with a knee to the ribs! He picks up the sledge hammer, but Twister kicks him in the groin. Twister opens a box of tacks that are in the ring. He spreads them out. Security comes out to break up Slare and Nova. Twister grabs Alyon. He picks him up, and looks as if he wants to Power Bomb Alyon on the tacks. He gets him up, and one of the security people jumps on the ring apron and grabs Alyon's arms to help avoid the power Bomb. It's Korn Sadller!! After simply dropping Alyon, Twister turns his attention to Korn. the two argue back and forth until Alyon Drop kicks Twister over the top rope!
Twister looks in amazement as Alyon raises his hands. Korn and Alyon lock eyes, and Alyon gives him a thumbs up. Korn's smile is interrupted by a Superkick to the mouth from Twister! Twister spits on the unconscious Korn, tells Alyon to "go screw yourself!", and starts walking away.
Winner: Alyon Mac
Cage Match
T-Money VS Xcutioner VS RAGE
The cage door closes with a clank. RAGE, Xcutioner, and T-Money stand in opposite corners as Sean Christopher stands on the outside. Sean says something to RAGE. When RAGE turns his back to confront him, Xcutioners charges over and hits RAGE from behind. He hits RAGE with blows, and sends him into the ropes. He trys to give RAGE a Big Boot, but RAGE ducks it, and counter with a Clothesline. T-Money takes advantage by Clotheslining RAGE when he stands up. T-Money gives RAGE two knees to the ribs and Scoop Slams him down. He then rebounds off the ropes and give RAGE a knee to the throat. Xcutioner pushes T-Money. T-Money points at RAGE and Xcutioner and makes a mocking motion like he's walking someone on a leash. Xcutioner charges at T-Money. They begin to exchange blows, X whips T-Money towards the ropes, but T-Money reverses it and sends X. but instead of hitting the ropes, X runs right into RAGE's arms and recieves a Spine Buster! RAGE talks trash to X as he grabs his back. RAGE then turns his attention to T-Money who is climbing the cage! RAGE runs over and snatches T-Money to the ground.
T-Money stands to his feet, he and RAGE start exchanging stiff jabs with eachother. RAGE seems to get the momentum, but that's cut short when X low cuts his legs from behind. X and T give each other a smirk. They both begin to stomp on RAGE! Sean Christopher shouts approval from the outside. X picks up RAGE, and gives him a Reverse brain Buster. T-Money then picks up RAGE, and slams his head into the cage. He then picks him up, and lays RAGE's back across his knee as he squats. X jumps from the top rope and gives RAGE a Guilletine Drop across the neck! X and T laugh at RAGE as he squims on the ground. T pats X on the back. X appears to think T did it a little too hard, and slaps T on the back. T pushes X. X pushes T. Once again the two megastars explode on eachother! They trade blows until T gets the momentum by appling an Arm Wrench. He looks as if he is trying to break X's wrist as he twist and turns. He then gives X a kick in the ribs, and jerks his arm as if trying to pull it out of the socket.
X gets some kind of adrenalin rush and grabs T by the neck, but T kicks him in the gut to take him back down to size. T then pulls X close and gives him a Sidewalk Slam. As he gets to his feet, he sees RAGE on his fet leaning on the ropes. He goes over to RAGE, and throws a punch. RAGE bloks it. He throws another punch ... RAGE blocks it. He throws another punch ... RAGE blocks it and strts snapping T's head back with jabs. RAGE then whips T to the rope, he runs to give him a Thez Press but it cut off when X gives him a Big Boot to the side of his head. The Khaotron replays the move in slowmotion showing X's boot hitting RAGE in the face. X locks up with T-Money, and gives him an Atomic Drop. He follows with a clothesline sending T to the mat. He looks to Sean Christopher who is clapping and saying things like, "beautiful". X picks T up and puts him in a Bear Hug, and slams his back into the steel cage. T slides down the cage as X lets him go. X looks over and sees RAGE standing with his hands on his knees. He goes over to grab RAGE, and RAGE with a burst of energy slaps his hands away!
RAGE snaps X's head back with blows, whips him to the ropes, and gives him a Samoan Drop once he rebounds. RAGE then walks over to the staggering T-Money, and gives him a stiff right to his forehead that sends him to the mat. RAGE looks over at Sean Christopher, and flips him off. Sean is furious and says things through the cage to RAGE. RAGE motions him to bring it, and Sean starts taking off his blazer. RAGE loses focus again once X hits him with an X handle to the head. X picks up RAGE and gives him a High Angle Backdrop. He then mounts him and starts punching him. T-Money drop kicks X in the back of the head. He then picks up RAGE, and goes to slam his head on the cage. RAGE blocks it, and slams T-Money's head on the cage three times! X comes from behind RAGE and tries to kick him, but RAGE dodges the kick, and gives X a jab to the head. He then plants X with a Double Armed DDT!
RAGE sees both men are laid out, and decides to simply walk out the door. As he walks towards the door, Sean Christopher runs to the door. He does something to the handle, and when RAGE trys to open the door ... it's locked! Sean flips off RAGE and shows him a key! RAGE is angry, and trys to grab Sean through the cage bars. Sean laughs at his attempts. RAGE goes to one knee from a kick to the back from Xcutioner. Xcutioner then picks up RAGE and gives him a Death valley Drop to the mat. T-Money catches X from behind, and gives him a Pump Handle Slam. T-Money begins to asend the cage. He gets half way when RAGE grabs his leg. T holds on as RAGE trys to pull him down, but RAGE is weak fro the beating his body has taken so far. Suddenly X walks over to RAGE ... and grabs T's other leg! They both pull him down. RAGE and X bat T's head back and fourth like a volleyball with their fist, and then X finishes it off with a Chokeslam! X points to the top turnbuckle and tells RAGE to give T-Money a Bankhead Bounce, (Frog Splash). RAGE goes to the top rope, jumps ... and X pulls T-Money out of the way!
RAGE hits hard, and X starts to stomp on him! X then begins to climb the cage. T-Money uses the cage to pull himself up. He starts climbing next to X. X reaches the top with T-Money hot on his heels. Once at the top, T-Money has gained on X and has his foot. X tries to shake him loose, but T-Money yanks X down next to him. Holding on to the cage with one hand, they both begin to trade blows! X bounces T-Money's head off the cage, and T-Money falls donw to the mat! X wants to climb, but when he gets to the top, he looks down on T-Money and the groggy RAGE. With T-Money laid out, his aggressive nature won't let him pass it up. X climbs to the top, stands and steadies himself, and does a Shooting Star Press from the top that hits T-Money! Both men lay in pain from the blow. RAGE holds his ribs, but sees his opprotunity.
RAGE starts to climb the cage, and Sean Christopher comes around and trys to hit his fingers with a sledgehammer! RAGE tries to get on the cage again, but Sean again tries hitting his fingers! Sean has his back to the ramp, and doesn't pay attention to the crowd reaction to the arrival of ... Vixon! Vixon walks by Sean and pinches him on the ass. Sean turns and sees her as she walks to the door. She smiles at Sean as she then shows him ... a key! She unlocks the cage door as Sean runs at her! Sean chases Vixon around the ring. After he goes around another corner, he is floored from a clothesline by new comer ... Shogun!!
RAGE smiles at what he sees and walks towards the door, but T-Money spins him around, and gives him a Sky High to the mat! the move took a lot from T-Money, and he starts crawling to the cage. But X is up and gives him an Axe handle to the back to stop his progress. Outside the ring, Sean feels overwhelmed by the numbers, and feel his only escape is ... in the cage. Sean gets into the cage walking backwards while talking trash to ShoGun and Vixon. Sean stops walking backwards when he walks into RAGE. RAGE is barely standing, but he still grabs Sean around the throat! Sean trys knocking his hand away to stop the choking, but to no avail! X grabs RAGE from behind and tries to deliver a Full Nelson Slam. RAGE blocks it, and gives X a Stunner! Both men lay out, and Sean starts kicking RAGE. Meanwhile, T-Money crawls and falls out of the door to win the match. ShoGun, (who has a fire extinguisher) and Vixon enter the ring. Vixon jumps on Sean's back. ShoGun Sprays X in the face with the fire extinguisher. X, now blinded, is pissed.
RAGE stands up, saying something to X. X hears his voice, and turns towards him. Still not able to see, he charges at RAGE! RAGE dodges, Vixon jumps, and Xcutioner gives Sean Christopher a Spear that sends the whole side of the cage down!! X and Sean lay motionless on top of the fallen side of the cage. RAGE grabs a mic from a production crew member.
R: What you see here, me, Vixon, ShoGun, and my locked up buddy Legend ... is the NEW Firm!!
*crowd pop!*
R: So all of you Firm haters out there get ready to ride ...
Vixon: Or die!!!
FADE TO BLACK WITH TKOW LOGO
Kali-Yoga VS Nova VS Twister VS Shogun VS Krucifix VS Vance Knox
Bull Rope Match
Soulfly VS ???
Announcer 1: We're here waiting for the participants to arrive in what's sure to be both a brutal and classic bout as Toxic squares off against the one and only true Legend in the business...in an I quit match...
Announcer 2: One and only true Legend in the business...I bet it took you all night to come up with that one...
Announcer 1: Only half of it...now let's get down to ringside...Tsunami's in the ring as we speak...Here we go...
It's My Life by Bon Jovi plays as Toxic is walking down the ramp fireworks shoot from the ceiling in front of him, when he gets in the ring fireworks shoot off from the ring posts...Toxic enters the ring...
Lights go out, as Praise by Sevendust hits white lights flash to the beat of the music...Legend is in the house...
Legend enters the ring where Tsunami informs both men of the rules for tonight's bout...first man to say I quit loses...
Legend locks up with Toxic as both men push each other away...Legend signals for a test of strength...Toxic agrees but quickly turns it around into an over the shoulder flip reversal...both men separate getting back to thier feet staring each other down...almost as if by mutual consent both men attack each other simultaneously with a flurry of fists and a savage beatdown...Legend breaks it up with a well-placed knee to the stomach and a hard bodyslam on Toxic...Toxic rolls out of the ring getting to his feet as he almost studies Legend...looking for flaws...he smirks as he climbs back into the ring...he charges Legend who meets the charge with a kick to the groin and a hard neckbreaker...Legend picks up Toxic slinging him over his shoulders into a backbreaker submission as Tsunami puts the microphone close wondering if a submission was soon to come...Toxic grabs the ring rope pulling both Legend and himself to the outside breaking the backbreaker up...as both men get to thier feet Toxic grabs Legend by the hair and tries slamming him face first into the ringpost...Legend blocks with his foot and reverses...hitting Toxic...once...twice...3 times then delivering a hard bulldog out on the concrete face first...he gets up...rolls Toxic back into the ring and begins to slap him while asking Tsunami to hold the mic for him...
Looking at Tsunami Legend sees her playing with the batteries to the mic...he drops Toxic...he asks her what the hell she's doing as she shrugs her shoulders saying only two words...technical difficulties...Toxic drops behind Legend rolling him up 1...2...kick out...a quick 2 count by Tsunami gets Legend pissed for more reasons than one as he first drops a series of elbows on Toxic's head then asks Tsunami not about the fast count but about the fact that she counted at all...this is an I quit match there are no pinfalls...Tsunami says "sorry, my bad" and once again shrugs her shoulders Legends way...as Legend once again reaches down for Toxic who rolls him into a small package...Tsunami once again counts 1...2...Legend reverses the small package as Tsunami smiles and says "oh yeah...I almost forgot" and stands up walking back to the corner...both men let go of the pin and gets up to thier feet...Legend shoots Tsunami a few daggers in his stare as she once again shrugs her shoulders saying "What can I say...I'm sorry...I forgot..." trying to hold back a giggle...
Legend, completely ticked off takes it out on Toxic...first with chops...then fists...and eventually a clothesline from hell over the top rope as he jumps outside the ring grabbing a chair readying a swing...the chair is ripped from his hands as he spins around to see Tsunami holding it...pointing her finger at him angrily saying "NO!!!!"...she sees Toxic behind Legend with a chair of his own which as he swings she turns away from intentionally not seeing the blow to Legend's head...
Toxic puts Legend into a camel clutch as Tsunami turns away from the crowd and the wrestlers reaching into her pants pulling out a second microphone which she uses for Toxic asking "whatta ya say Legend...ya give up?...c'mon why dontcha give up...I'm getting kinda tired...c'mon for little ol' me say it...say ya give up..."...the anger shows in Legend's eyes as he says "HELLLLLL....NOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!"...Legend wraps his arms first around Toxic's left leg...then his right leg...getting his knees positioned to help him rise to his feet as he thrusts himself backward slamming Toxic's spine into the ringpost again and again and again...Legend rises to his feet lifting Toxic over his head delivering a series of over the knee backbreakers to his already weakened spine...on the 4th he once again slings him over his shoulder in a submission style backbreaker...he calls for Tsunami to put the mic to Toxic's mouth not realizing that sometime between his breaking Toxic's hold and now she once again switched the microphones...whether or not Toxic submits we wouldn't know as the mic is dead...Legend drops Toxic and tells Tsunami to "give him the damn microphone"...she refuses holding it behind her back...
Legend turns around to a boot to the stomach and finds himself up and over getting driven to the concrete by Toxicisity...Toxic lifts Legend delivering 2/3rds of Rat Poison before having the last 3rd reversed into a ringside X-Factor...Legend rolls over into a high leg Boston crab with his knee planted hard in Toxic's back...Legend calls for the mic from Tsunami only to find her flirting with a young man in the crowd...he grabs Toxic by the hair flinging him into the ring then concentrates on Tsunami as he grabs her by the shirt and the seat of her pants pushing her under the ring ropes...she gets up giving him a dirty look then throws a kiss to the young man at ringside...Legend wraps Toxic up in a STF calling for the mic...he doesn't get it...he looks over seeing Tsunami with her foot up on the 2nd turnbuckle rope dusting off her pants...he let's go of the hold, grabs the mic from her hand and goes to speak...he says something to her but we never hear what as he realizes the mic is dead...he bangs it a few times trying to get it working eventually opening up the battery compartment finding the batteries missing...Legend gets pissed finally snapping knowing he was just screwed...
Legend sends Tsunami flying with a backfist much to the fans dismay as the boos push Legend even further...he picks up the 2nd microphone which came loose when Tsunami hit the mat and proceeds to slam it repeatedly into Toxic's face while screaming "SAY IT!!!!! SAY IT...DAMN IT!!!!" over and over again...
All of a sudden the sound system comes alive as Aimee Allen's Revolution booms through the arena...
Sean Christoper stands on the ramp and has a mic.
SC: Legend, you have gone to far! At no time are you supposed to lay a hand on a TKOW referee!
Legend flips Sean off.
SC: No, screw you! Because as of right now ...
Ten officers from the Tallahasse Police Department come out.
SC: You are under arrest for assault! Take him away boys!
Legend stares down the ten police as they enter the ring, but decides against resisting arrest. The Khaotron shows RAGE and the back as five more officers plead with him not to interfere, or they will have to arrest him too. As we go to commercial, Sean loks at the scene and laughs.
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
TLC Brawl: First Pin Fall Wins
Announcer 1: Next up we have a totally unique match to TKOW in a 5-man anything goes Tables, Ladders and chairs match that's sure to be a complete barnburner...one fall takes it all...
Announcer 2: This is sure to be a crowd-pleaser as modifications are being made to the ring as we speak...in true Lucha Libre style the ring is being expanding from the classic squared circle to the modern 6-cornered Sexagon of the Mexican scene...
Announcer 1: 6-corners? Now this is gonna be a wild match...let's go to the ring...to meet the contenders...
The Scene switches with all 5 involved parties standing in the ring...we see Colin, Dave Rave and Jason Starr show each other respect before going to thier corners...both Nathan Melvin and Ricky Dawg stand by cautiously, trusting noone...
Announcer 1: Well it seems both Dawg and Melvin are in for a particularly hard time this match...
Announcer 2: Why would you say that ?
Announcer 1: It stands to reasoning based on common knowledge that Starr and Rave are related and Colin is thier friend that Dawg and Melvin are for all intent the odd men out...
Announcer 2: Maybe in a tag match that logic would be true but this isn't a tag match this is an anything goes where thier can be only one winner...and I assure you all 5 men want to be him...
Announcer 1: True...I think the match is about to start...
The referee calls for the beginning bell as the men choose thier targets and matchup...Starr and Rave start with a doubleteam on Melvin beating him down as Dawg and Colin start off exchanging chops then fists...and from there they continue exchanging kicks...
Melvin fights off the two on one attack sliding out of the ring, re-entering with a steel chair which he uses first on Starr then on Rave only to have it sent back into his own face due to a spinning kick courtesy of Colin...Colin in turn receives a kick of his own courtesy of Ricky Dawg right to the back of his head...by the time this happens Starr is already back to his feet clotheslining Dawg down to the mat...Rave gets out of the ring sliding a ladder in...following it in and setting it up in the middle of the ring...the ladder topples as Dawg and Starr battle across the ring...
Melvin and Colin are once again exchanging kicks and chops as Colin surprises Melvin with a sweep and a shooting star press which unfortunately only hits knees...as Colin rolls around with the wind knocked out of him Melvin gets to his feet kicking the downed Colin like a man possessed...we see Rave swinging the steel chair left in the ring earlier not only knocking Melvin off his feet but by sending him right over the top rope to the outside...Rave goes over to Colin to check if he's okay only to have Colin roll him up in a small package...1...2...Rave kicks out giving Colin a what the hell look...he nods as if realizing that that's the way this match will be...Rave locks up with Colin first bodyslamming him then dropping a doubleleg legdrop which misses it's target...Colin rolls giving Rave a boot to the face...
Melvin is on his feet at ringside pulling tables out from under each side of the ring setting them up one by one...
Back inside the ring we see Dawg and Starr with dueling chairs...they swing back and forth as both Rave and Colin keep side-stepping avoiding the swings...Rave gets a little too close to Colin for his own good not paying attention as Dawg dodges a shot which nails Rave right in the back of the head...Starr freezes up just realizing what he had done as Dawg swings one wild swing sending Starr over the ropes just missing one of the tables Melvin set up outside...Dawg goes for the pin on Rave but doesn't even get a 1 count as Colin delivers a standing shooting star press to the two of them breaking up the pin...he looks to the outside to see Melvin preparing to put Starr through a ringside table as he gets up...runs to the ropes...and catapults himself over the top rope into a headscissors takedown sending all 3 men through the ringside table...
The audience starts a massive HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT chant...Rave gets back to his feet, sets up the ladder in the ring directly in front of the 3 fallen men...he climbs to the top preparing to go aerial as Dawg spears the ladder sending him flying into the 10th row of the crowd...Dawg sets the ladder back up...climbs to the top signaling for Suicide as he delivers the ladder-top swanton bomb to his 3 fallen opponents taking himself out in the process as the fans begin the chant once more...
Rave brandishing a steel chair fights his way through the crowd like a man possessed...he reaches down lifting the downed Dawg placing him against the ringpost delivering a one-man conchairto that leaves the audience moaning...Rave places Dawg on one of the other tables...slides under the ring ropes climbing the top turnbuckle where he proceeds to deliver X-T-C right through the ringside table putting both Dawg and himself in a horizontal state...once again the audience is on thier feet...
Starr is up to his feet first...he slides into the ring waiting for his opponents to get to thier feet...Colin is first...he follows Starr into the ring not realizing that Melvin slides in right behind him dropkicking him right into Starr...Colin and Starr bump heads going down as Melvin goes for a pin on Starr...1...2...kick out...then on Colin...1...2...kick out...back on Starr who rolls him into a small package...1...2...kick out...the audience goes wild as does Melvin who hops to his feet and starts giving Starr boot to the head after boot to the head...finally showing his anger by flinging him outside the ring...Melvin turns his attention to Colin first with a reverse DDT following up by placing him on the top turnbuckle setting him up for something the crowds come to expect...Starr struggles to his feet as he can only watch on as Melvin delivers a top rope superdriver on Colin through another of the ringside tables...the crowd screams as Melvin struggles to his feet rolling himself into the ring pulling himself up by the ring ropes...Colin isn't moving at all...Starr runs over to his fallen friend watching as blood dribbles out of the corner of his mouth...
Outside the ring both Rave and Dawg are back up to thier feet trading weeak blows while still somewhat stunned...Dawg reaches for a piece of the fallen table, taking it and swinging at Rave who rolls into the ring to dodge the attack not realizing that Melvin is up and alert delivering a quick reverse DDT to Rave...Melvin waves to Dawg telling him to c'mon in as he begins to stomp down Rave...both men alternate stomps then elbow drops until finally picking Rave up together and flinging him into the ropes delivering a double flapjack on him...they once again raise Rave's almost lifeless body as the deliver a spiked DDT on him...through all this Starr kneels over the fallen Colin not realizing the punishment his brother Rave is taking in the ring...Melvin signals for Dawg to set up a ladder...Dawg sets up the fallen ladder that the men have been battling over climbing to the top as Melvin positions Rave at its foot...Dawg comes flying off the top of the ladder with a frogsplash from hell driving Rave into the mat...Melvin grabs Dawg by the hair flinging him out of the ring as he goes for a pin on Rave himself...1...2...kick out...the crowd goes wild...we see Starr trying to bring Colin around...
Melvin is completely out of his head picking Rave up to his feet bodyslamming him then following up with a standing shooting star press meeting Rave's knees as Rave rolls over into a pin...1...2...Melvin kicks out this time...both men struggle to thier feet as Rave pulls a surprise burst of energy delivering a side russian leg sweep followed by a compactor on Melvin...Rave runs toward the turnbuckle climbing it in a spectacular running moonsault which hits it's mark on Melvin...looking over Rave sees Dawg gathering himself climbing onto the ring apron...Rave runs to the opposite ropes gaining momentum and speed as he catapults himself over Dawg who instinctively ducks not realizing he's putting himself in exactly the position Rave wants him in...Rave pulls off a magnificent sunset flip powerbombing Dawg through the 4th of the 5 set up tables...the audiences screams in approval...
Rave folds up the last of the tables sliding it into the ring...he stomps down Melvin finally pulling off a standing shooting star press of his own...rolling right back to his feet pulling Melvin up by the hair...he slams Melvin into the corner turnbuckle leaving him there as the construction begins...Rave sets up the the table in the ring at the foot of the ladder...he picks up Melvin slamming him on the table...Melvin begins to fight as Rave reaches for the chair lying at his feet slamming it into Melvin's head...Melvin appears to be out...Rave climbs the ladder chair in hand positioning himself high above Melvin as he signals to the fans and flips into the air chair in hand delivering a dead on the money X-T-C 450 legdrop with a steel chair putting Melvin right through the table...Rave rolls over somewhat stunned wrapping Melvin's leg going for the pin...1...2...3...
The announcer screams...
Ring announcer: Your winner...by pinfall...Dave Rave...
The audience roars as Rave finally realizes exactly what happenned to Colin and Starr...he rolls out of the ring heading to his brother and fallen friend wondering just what happenned...after explanations Rave and Starr have Colin on his feet raising all three men's hands to the crowd's approval as they help Colin to the back...Melvin and Dawg are still out...
Bull Rope Match
Soulfly VS ???
Soulfly makes his way out to the ring with his entrance music. He gets into the ring and ask for a mic.
S: You know, Damage Control is kicking a lot of ass lately. Everyone around TKOW is afraid of us! I mean, I scared away Big Stan Wilson, and now Deacon Kross left with is tail between his legs! All I know is everyone in TKOW better watch out, because we're smoking people faster than I smoke my joints! Now who am I fighting tonight?
'Natural Born Killers' by Ice Cube and Dr Dre begins to play. A mixed reaction comes from the crowd when BloodMoney walks out. He shoots the crowd a bird before he speaks on his mic.
BM: You know Soulfly, for a stone head, you're alright with me. I mean, I still hate yo ass, but you remind me a little of myself. Of course I'm a lot better looking than yo ugly ass, but ...
S: Look, I know you're this TKOW Hall of Famer and all, but I unless you want me to kick your ass, get to the damn point!
BM: Well before your no manner having ass interrupted me, *starts walking to the ring* I was about to say ... *walking down the ramp* ... your Bull Rope Match is cancelled ... *climbing up the ring apron* ... and you have a different match.
S: Yeah, what's that?
BM: A ... MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS MATCH!
BloodMoney tosses the mic down and starts swinging on Soulfly. He lands a flurry of blows that puts Soulfly on the mat. As Soulfly staggers to his feet, BloodMoney gives him a kick that sends him through the ropes and out the ring. BloodMoney spits on a fan in the front row and starts talking about the fans. As he is taunghting them, EK Phil comes running down the ramp. Blood sees him and starts talking trash. That's why he doesn't notice Soulfly is in the ring and standing behind him. Soulfly nails BloodMoney with a Reverse DDT.
Soulfly mounts BloodMoney and hits him with a flurry of blows to the head and face. He then shows his beaten face to Phil as Phil cheers him on from the outside of the ring. Soulfly pulls BloodMoney up, measures him up , and takes him back down with a Clothesline. He then goes and leans on the turnbuckle as he makes a motion as if he is smoking a joint. BloodMoney gets up to his knees, Soulfly rushes him and knees him in the face. Soulfly has Phil to pass him a mic.
S: You know what hasbeen, I don't know who you thought you were going up against when you came out here. You haven't been in the ring for almost a year, and you wanna mess with the Soulfly? You know what, Phil get in here. Lets show this fool what Damage Control is all about!
EK Phil jumps into the ring with a chair as Soulfly gives BloodMoney a nasty neck breaker. He then holds up BloodMoney for the chair shot. *PANK!* The crowd "ohhh's" as BloodMoney falls to the mat from the shot. It appears Phil and Soulfly aren't finished as they raise him up again.
Phil hands Soulfly the chair and points to the turnbuckle. Soulfly nods as if he understands. Soulfly gives Phil a Sit Down Power Bomb near the turnbuckle. Phil now on the turnbuckle is handed BloodMoney by Soulfly. Soulfly lays the chair down beneath the turnbuckle. EK Phil jumps and gives BloodMoney a Pile Driver rightonto the chair! Phil and Soulfly make a motion as if they are peeing over BloodMoney. Suddenly, BloodMoney's old crew Big Joker and Lil Joker come running to the ring with chairs. Phil and Soulfly roll out of the ring and laugh at the damage they have caused as they walk up the ramp.
Hardkore Rumble
Twister VS Nova VS Shogun VS Alyon Mac
The rules for this match are just like any other Royal Rumble, except it is a Hardkore stlye match. Hardkore weapons are every where! The crowd is also excited because a special camera man will bring them even closer to the action by being in the ring.
The bell rings once all four men are in the ring. Each instantly grabs a weapon. Twister a shovel, Nova a crowbar, Shogun a Singapore Cane, and Alyon Mac, a sledge hammer. Everyone waits in anticipation for someone to do something. Twister seems to mouth, "*uck it!", throws down his weapon, and spears Alyon Mac! Nova swings his crowbar at Shogun, but he ducks it. It also becomes a mismatch because Shogun uses his martial arts weapon knowledge and uses the cane to sweep Nova off his feet. Twister and Alyon are now locked up. Alyon gives Twister a headbutt. He then swings him to the ropes, and picks up a garbage can lid. When Twister rebounds, WHAM! Shogun is choking Nova with the cane. The crowd gets a good view of Nova turning red from losing air. then they see Shogun's eyes get wide as saucers as Nova gives him a backkick to the groin. Nova then gives him some stiff jabs, which he finishes with a drop kick. Shogun goes over the top rope, but hangs on and pulls himself back in the ring.
Twister now has Alyon in a Cobra Clutch. He lets Alyon go, and as Alyon wheezes for his breath, Twister picks up the sledge hammer. He swings it over his head like helicopter blades as the crowd gets excited. Twister swings at Alyons head, but Alyon ducks! He then grabs a bat off the mat and him and Twister square off. When the sledge hammer meets the bat, both mean drop the weapons from the vibrations, and decide to lock up the old fashioned way. Shogun and Nova trade blows as they keep trying to push eachother out of the ring. Each of them almost go over, but hold on to eachother to keep from falling out. The camera man gets to close to nova. he hits Nova with the camera, distracting him long enough for Shogun to pull off a belly-to-Belly Suplex! Shogun puts his legs inside a trash can. As Nova staggers to his feet, Shogun gives him a dropkick while the can is on his legs!
Twister and Alyon have been trading blows and moves for a while, and both men are tired. Twister, trys to do a Suplex, but Alyon blocks it and gives him one. Alyon trys to celebrate, but it's cut short by a hit to the head with Shoguns trash can. Shogun then grabs a chair, and lays it on Alyon's chest. It appears he wants to do a sort of move, but when he turns around, Nova meets him with a Hurricanranna! Nova sees Alyon laying their with the chair on his chest, and does a standing Moonsault making the chair slam into Alyons chest! Nova stands up and raises his arms, and Twister turns him around, ligts him up, and gives a what starts off as a Power Bomb but finishes as a Face Buster right onto Alyon's chair! Twister turns around and stops Shogun in his tracks from doing a sneak attack move.
The crowd grows a little impatienet because all the in-ring camera man shows on the Khaotron is nova grimacing in pain. Shogun and Twister lock up. twister gives him an Arm Drag, but Shogun pops up and gives him a clothesline. He then grabs a Stop Sign. Twister gets up, Shogun throws him the Stop Sign. When Twister catches it, Shogun dropkicks the sign into his face. Twister is alomst over the rope. Shogun rushes over to get him out, but Alyon grabs his foot. Nova stands to his feet, he rushes over to knock Twister and Shogun out when *WHAM*, the camera man hits him with the camera. Nova falls over the top rope to the floor. The camera man takes off the hat and shades he was wearing to reveal he is in fact ... Slare! Slare jumps over the top rope and lands with a splash on Nova! In the ring, Twister still trys to get Shogun over the top rope. Alyon sneks from behind with a trash can lid ready to hit Twister and take him out. Twister ducks making Alyon hit Shogun, finally sending Shogun over the top rope. Slare and nova battle on the outside as Shoguns cusses at himself and heads up the ramp.
Inside the ring, Twister and Alyon trade blows. Alyon whips twister to the ropes and meets him with a knee to the ribs! He picks up the sledge hammer, but Twister kicks him in the groin. Twister opens a box of tacks that are in the ring. He spreads them out. Security comes out to break up Slare and Nova. Twister grabs Alyon. He picks him up, and looks as if he wants to Power Bomb Alyon on the tacks. He gets him up, and one of the security people jumps on the ring apron and grabs Alyon's arms to help avoid the power Bomb. It's Korn Sadller!! After simply dropping Alyon, Twister turns his attention to Korn. the two argue back and forth until Alyon Drop kicks Twister over the top rope!
Twister looks in amazement as Alyon raises his hands. Korn and Alyon lock eyes, and Alyon gives him a thumbs up. Korn's smile is interrupted by a Superkick to the mouth from Twister! Twister spits on the unconscious Korn, tells Alyon to "go screw yourself!", and starts walking away.
Winner: Alyon Mac
Cage Match
T-Money VS Xcutioner VS RAGE
The cage door closes with a clank. RAGE, Xcutioner, and T-Money stand in opposite corners as Sean Christopher stands on the outside. Sean says something to RAGE. When RAGE turns his back to confront him, Xcutioners charges over and hits RAGE from behind. He hits RAGE with blows, and sends him into the ropes. He trys to give RAGE a Big Boot, but RAGE ducks it, and counter with a Clothesline. T-Money takes advantage by Clotheslining RAGE when he stands up. T-Money gives RAGE two knees to the ribs and Scoop Slams him down. He then rebounds off the ropes and give RAGE a knee to the throat. Xcutioner pushes T-Money. T-Money points at RAGE and Xcutioner and makes a mocking motion like he's walking someone on a leash. Xcutioner charges at T-Money. They begin to exchange blows, X whips T-Money towards the ropes, but T-Money reverses it and sends X. but instead of hitting the ropes, X runs right into RAGE's arms and recieves a Spine Buster! RAGE talks trash to X as he grabs his back. RAGE then turns his attention to T-Money who is climbing the cage! RAGE runs over and snatches T-Money to the ground.
T-Money stands to his feet, he and RAGE start exchanging stiff jabs with eachother. RAGE seems to get the momentum, but that's cut short when X low cuts his legs from behind. X and T give each other a smirk. They both begin to stomp on RAGE! Sean Christopher shouts approval from the outside. X picks up RAGE, and gives him a Reverse brain Buster. T-Money then picks up RAGE, and slams his head into the cage. He then picks him up, and lays RAGE's back across his knee as he squats. X jumps from the top rope and gives RAGE a Guilletine Drop across the neck! X and T laugh at RAGE as he squims on the ground. T pats X on the back. X appears to think T did it a little too hard, and slaps T on the back. T pushes X. X pushes T. Once again the two megastars explode on eachother! They trade blows until T gets the momentum by appling an Arm Wrench. He looks as if he is trying to break X's wrist as he twist and turns. He then gives X a kick in the ribs, and jerks his arm as if trying to pull it out of the socket.
X gets some kind of adrenalin rush and grabs T by the neck, but T kicks him in the gut to take him back down to size. T then pulls X close and gives him a Sidewalk Slam. As he gets to his feet, he sees RAGE on his fet leaning on the ropes. He goes over to RAGE, and throws a punch. RAGE bloks it. He throws another punch ... RAGE blocks it. He throws another punch ... RAGE blocks it and strts snapping T's head back with jabs. RAGE then whips T to the rope, he runs to give him a Thez Press but it cut off when X gives him a Big Boot to the side of his head. The Khaotron replays the move in slowmotion showing X's boot hitting RAGE in the face. X locks up with T-Money, and gives him an Atomic Drop. He follows with a clothesline sending T to the mat. He looks to Sean Christopher who is clapping and saying things like, "beautiful". X picks T up and puts him in a Bear Hug, and slams his back into the steel cage. T slides down the cage as X lets him go. X looks over and sees RAGE standing with his hands on his knees. He goes over to grab RAGE, and RAGE with a burst of energy slaps his hands away!
RAGE snaps X's head back with blows, whips him to the ropes, and gives him a Samoan Drop once he rebounds. RAGE then walks over to the staggering T-Money, and gives him a stiff right to his forehead that sends him to the mat. RAGE looks over at Sean Christopher, and flips him off. Sean is furious and says things through the cage to RAGE. RAGE motions him to bring it, and Sean starts taking off his blazer. RAGE loses focus again once X hits him with an X handle to the head. X picks up RAGE and gives him a High Angle Backdrop. He then mounts him and starts punching him. T-Money drop kicks X in the back of the head. He then picks up RAGE, and goes to slam his head on the cage. RAGE blocks it, and slams T-Money's head on the cage three times! X comes from behind RAGE and tries to kick him, but RAGE dodges the kick, and gives X a jab to the head. He then plants X with a Double Armed DDT!
RAGE sees both men are laid out, and decides to simply walk out the door. As he walks towards the door, Sean Christopher runs to the door. He does something to the handle, and when RAGE trys to open the door ... it's locked! Sean flips off RAGE and shows him a key! RAGE is angry, and trys to grab Sean through the cage bars. Sean laughs at his attempts. RAGE goes to one knee from a kick to the back from Xcutioner. Xcutioner then picks up RAGE and gives him a Death valley Drop to the mat. T-Money catches X from behind, and gives him a Pump Handle Slam. T-Money begins to asend the cage. He gets half way when RAGE grabs his leg. T holds on as RAGE trys to pull him down, but RAGE is weak fro the beating his body has taken so far. Suddenly X walks over to RAGE ... and grabs T's other leg! They both pull him down. RAGE and X bat T's head back and fourth like a volleyball with their fist, and then X finishes it off with a Chokeslam! X points to the top turnbuckle and tells RAGE to give T-Money a Bankhead Bounce, (Frog Splash). RAGE goes to the top rope, jumps ... and X pulls T-Money out of the way!
RAGE hits hard, and X starts to stomp on him! X then begins to climb the cage. T-Money uses the cage to pull himself up. He starts climbing next to X. X reaches the top with T-Money hot on his heels. Once at the top, T-Money has gained on X and has his foot. X tries to shake him loose, but T-Money yanks X down next to him. Holding on to the cage with one hand, they both begin to trade blows! X bounces T-Money's head off the cage, and T-Money falls donw to the mat! X wants to climb, but when he gets to the top, he looks down on T-Money and the groggy RAGE. With T-Money laid out, his aggressive nature won't let him pass it up. X climbs to the top, stands and steadies himself, and does a Shooting Star Press from the top that hits T-Money! Both men lay in pain from the blow. RAGE holds his ribs, but sees his opprotunity.
RAGE starts to climb the cage, and Sean Christopher comes around and trys to hit his fingers with a sledgehammer! RAGE tries to get on the cage again, but Sean again tries hitting his fingers! Sean has his back to the ramp, and doesn't pay attention to the crowd reaction to the arrival of ... Vixon! Vixon walks by Sean and pinches him on the ass. Sean turns and sees her as she walks to the door. She smiles at Sean as she then shows him ... a key! She unlocks the cage door as Sean runs at her! Sean chases Vixon around the ring. After he goes around another corner, he is floored from a clothesline by new comer ... Shogun!!
RAGE smiles at what he sees and walks towards the door, but T-Money spins him around, and gives him a Sky High to the mat! the move took a lot from T-Money, and he starts crawling to the cage. But X is up and gives him an Axe handle to the back to stop his progress. Outside the ring, Sean feels overwhelmed by the numbers, and feel his only escape is ... in the cage. Sean gets into the cage walking backwards while talking trash to ShoGun and Vixon. Sean stops walking backwards when he walks into RAGE. RAGE is barely standing, but he still grabs Sean around the throat! Sean trys knocking his hand away to stop the choking, but to no avail! X grabs RAGE from behind and tries to deliver a Full Nelson Slam. RAGE blocks it, and gives X a Stunner! Both men lay out, and Sean starts kicking RAGE. Meanwhile, T-Money crawls and falls out of the door to win the match. ShoGun, (who has a fire extinguisher) and Vixon enter the ring. Vixon jumps on Sean's back. ShoGun Sprays X in the face with the fire extinguisher. X, now blinded, is pissed.
RAGE stands up, saying something to X. X hears his voice, and turns towards him. Still not able to see, he charges at RAGE! RAGE dodges, Vixon jumps, and Xcutioner gives Sean Christopher a Spear that sends the whole side of the cage down!! X and Sean lay motionless on top of the fallen side of the cage. RAGE grabs a mic from a production crew member.
R: What you see here, me, Vixon, ShoGun, and my locked up buddy Legend ... is the NEW Firm!!
*crowd pop!*
R: So all of you Firm haters out there get ready to ride ...
Vixon: Or die!!!
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