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(Ringside)

?Get Low? By Lil Jon plays to kick start the show.

Tito: Folks welcome to TKOW! High Voltage coming to you live from The Gund Arena!

Fireworks and pyros go off as the crowd is seen buzzing with enthusiasm. The music fades.

Tito: Folks we have a great show in stored for you! Including the debut of some of TKOW!?s new MegaStars in an over the top rope Battle Royal and a one fall Brawl for All for a shot at TKOW! Extreme Chaos Champion, Damien Thorne. We also have a one on one match up between Clench and Syberus.

Bill: Yes we do, Hi I?m the Playboy.

Vega: And I?m Vega Dominguez.

Tito: Lets now go to the first match of the evening.

Dave Sadler makes his way to the ring.

Tito: Ladies & Gentlemen this is one of the matches we've been waiting for, Rage Sadler vs. Nasty E for the chance to face Samhain at Global Domination for the TKOW TV Title.

?Revolution? by Aimee Allen plays as Nasty E makes his way to the ring.

Vega: That's right Tito, with the recent rumors of the Psycho Thrillers breakup on the horizon and the mortal hatred between Samhain and Sadler, what will the outcome of this match mean for the TKOW and The Psycho Thrillers?

Bill: It's simple guys, It's GOTTA be Samhain vs. Sadler, there's WAY too much unfinished business there. Think about it, Sadler and Adam Haven nearly CRIPPLED Jackson Fear, Samhain's lifelong friend, a few weeks ago, and ever since then these two have sworn to wash that mat with each other's blood.

Tito: Let's hope you're right "Playboy".

Bill: I'm ALWAYS right Tito...

?Back in Black? plays as Jackson Fear comes out wearing a referee shirt.

Tito: And here comes the special referee TKOW! Co- owner Jackson Fear.

*Bell Rings*

Rage Sadler and Nasty E lock up with a collar and elbow tie up. Sadler quickly moves behind Nasty E and puts him in a waist lock. Sadler quickly performs a belly-to-back suplex and springs to Nasty E's head putting him in a reverse chin-lock. Jackson Fear checks the hold.

Vega: My God! Sadler is really taking the game to Nasty E tonight!

Tito: Well Vega, this is for the whole loaf of bread tonight, whoever wins gets a shot for the TV Title, it's only natural that Sadler would be at his best.

Bill: You talking about your Mexican Cornbread again, Tito?

Tito: Shut the hell up, Jakes!

Nasty E moves to his feet with Sadler still applying the hold. Nasty E repeatedly elbows Sadler in the gut breaking the hold and quickly runs to the ropes coming back with a Texas Lariat on Sadler. Nasty E moves to Sadler and pulls him up by his hair and puts Sadler into a swinging neck breaker.

Vega: Jackson Fear is doing a great job in refereeing this match, he's yet to show any bias at all.

Bill: Give it time, hootchie, he's not gonna pull out all the stops in the beginning.

Vega Dominguez give Jakes an icy glare. Nasty E moves to grab up Sadler but is nailed by a last ditch European Uppercut.

Bill: THERE WE GO! COME ON SADLER!

Vega: Do you ALWAYS root for the losers Bill?

Bill: Have you done everyone at TKOW except Tito?

Tito: One more Jakes, one more and I'm gonna go medieval on yer sorry ass!

Sadler repeatedly nails Nasty E in the face with his knee, cursing him with every blow. Jackson Fear pulls Sadler around and admonishes him about the brutality of his actions. The crowd reacts with mixed opinion. Sadler acts un phased and continues to stomp and taunt Nasty E.

Bill: See? Little Jackson Fear's whiney ass has shown his true colors!

Tito: THAT'S the pot calling the kettle black!

Vega: HaHaHa!

Sadler nails Nasty E with a Northern Lights Suplex. Nasty E grabs his lower back and winces in pain as he is slammed hard to the mat.

Tito: That was a textbook Northern Lights Suplex, that's why like him or not, Dave Sadler is an amazing wrestler.

Bill: Like him? I LOVE this guy!

Vega: You WOULD, Bill.

Sadler sets Nasty E up for a Snap Suplex but is caught with a low blow by Nasty E. Referee Jackson Fear turns his head the other way as Nasty E repeatedly kicks Sadler between the legs. When Nasty E is finished he sets him up for the Nasty Bomb...Nasty E nails Sadler with the Nasty Bomb and goes for the cover.

Bill: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!????

Tito: This could be all for Sadler!!!

Samhain comes running down the ramp, dressed in a pair of dirty jeans, Wolverine boots, and a Motorhead England shirt, he grabs Jackson Fear by the leg and pulls him out of the ring. The crowd is on it's feet, screaming with delight!

Vega: Huh oh! This does NOT look pretty!

Samhain is visibly shouting in Fear's face. He and Fear are arguing loudly. Nasty E notices what is going on outside and runs to the opposite ropes. Nasty E springboards over the rope as Samhain moves out of the way. Jackson Fear is nailed by Nasty E's aerial assault.

Tito: Oh My GOD! Nasty E has taken out the referee!

Bill: And that's not all!

Samhain grabs the still shaken Nasty E and nails him with The Claymore on the concrete floor.

The crowd erupts with cheers.

Vega: HE HIT NASTY WITH THE CLAYMORE!!!!!

Bill: What in the blue hell is going ON here!!!????

Samhain grabs Nasty E and pulls him to his feet. Samhain then rolls Nasty into the ring. Sadler by this time is on his feet looking in complete shock and surprise at Samhain. Samhain points at Nasty E's body to Sadler.

Samhain: PIN HIM!!!!!!!

Sadler covers Nasty E. Samhain pulls Jackson Fear to his feet and makes sure he's ok. You can hear him telling Fear that Nasty E attacked him from behind. Jackson Fear, enraged, jumps into the ring and counts.

1....2....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bell Ring*

Announcer: And the winner of the match, advancing to the finals of the TKOW TV Title Tournament...RAGE SADLER!!!!!!!

The crowd is going nuts at the turn of events. Jackson Fear slowly pulls Sadler's arm into the air and Sadler rips away and spits on Fear. Samhain slides under the bottom rop behind Sadler and nails him with an Inverted Face-Lock Suplex.

Tito: WHAT the HELL kind of move was THAT!!!???

Vega: Jesus, I have no idea but it looked painful!

Bill: This is such BULLSHIT! That bastard Samhain is HALF the wrestler Sadler is! He's just jealous!

Samhain gets in Jackson Fear's face. The men stand face to face for many moments.

Bill: Kick his ASS Fear!!!!!

Vega: Shut UP! DAMN!

Tito: BOTH of you shut up! Look at this in the ring...you could cut the tension with a knife!

Samhain turns to walk away and then snaps back to Fear with a flash. Both men go for punches but stop in the middle and give each other hi-fives.

Bill: WHAT!!!????

Tito: HaHa! They were in this together for the whole time! They wanted this outcome. This way Sadler is SURE to pay for his attack on Fear.

Vega: I'm speechless...I did NOT see this coming....

Bill: Do you ever?

Jackson Fear pulls off his Referee Shirt revealing his body for the ladies in the audience who swoon loudly. Samhain grabs up Sadler and holds him while Fear repeatedly beats the hell out of him. Sadler is bleeding all over the ring as Samhain drops him face first and kicks him in the head as he and Jackson Fear both walk out of the ring slapping each other on the backs.

-Commercial Break-

(Ringside)

?Cochise? by Audioslave and the crowd erupts into cheers as TKOW! 50% Co- Owner, Vixon comes out wearing an all white Escada business suit.

Tito: Well folks, I do believe that TKOW!?s majority owner is now about to grace us with her presence.

Bill: Slut!

Vega: She is isn?t she, I mean how dare you say that about her.

Bill: Do I detect a hint of jealousy in your tone there young lady?

Vega: No?

Vixon waves to the crowd while slowly making her way to the ring.

Bill: This has something to do with Legend doesn?t it?

Vixon gets into the ring and is handed a mic as the music slowly fades out.

Tito: You two can talk about that latter, right now I believe Vixon has something to say.

Vixon: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the current TKOW! 6Man Tag Team Champions, ShoGun, Legend and RAGE, The FIRM!

The goes crazy. ?Click Click Boom? starts to play and the crowd goes even wilder.

Tito: Well here comes the newly crowd 6Man champs.

Bill: All thanks to Vega over here?

RAGE, Legend and ShoGun, each have one of the title belts over their shoulder, slowly come out to the stage area.

Bill: Hey look, Legend?s here?

Vega: Oh shut up.

The FIRM slowly makes their way down the isle while the crowd continues to cheer them on. They finally make it to the ring and poses for the crowd. The crowd pops even louder. The 3 members of The FIRM gather in the middle of the ring with Vixon. The music fades out as the crowd settles down.

Vixon: Once again The FIRM has gotten some gold back.

*Crowd Cheers*

Vixon hands the mic to ShoGun.

ShoGun: This is only the beginning. More gold is coming our way and there ain?t no stopping that. Next on the list is the Custom Title. Come Global Domination, that belt will be mine. And there ain?t nothing Jason Starr, Colin and especially not you Soulfly can do anything about it. Cuz it will be Sho time!

*Crowd Cheers*

ShoGun hands the mic to Legend then does a little pose.[/I]

Legend: Well look what I got, another championship added to my long list of achievements. It seems as if everything I touch turns to gold. I join The FIRM and I turn them to champions. You all can thank me for bringing the belt where it belongs. I was the one who scored the pin fall to win the match. Yes my friends, this is what Legend?s are made of.

*Crowd Cheers*

[B]Legend hands the mic over to RAGE and the crowd is about ready to explode.

RAGE: Who?s house is this?

Crowd: FIRM?s house!

RAGE: That?s right, this is The FIRM?s house! Sean you can try and recruit a whole army but there is a 50% chance that it would still not be enough to stop us. And you can see this belt right here tells you that right now who the best group there is?

Vixon grabs the mic from RAGE.

Vixon: Oh speaking of those belts, I want you guys to drop those belts right now.

The crowd goes silent.

Bill: I guess the slut admits that they don?t deserve the belt.

Vixon: You heard me!

The 3 guys wonder what is going but still comply with Vixon?s order. They all drop the belts.

Vixon: Now those belts were to suppose to signify the champions to be the best group in TKOW!. Unfortunately, that hasn?t been the case. This belt has been a joke. So that?s why these belts are going where they belong, the dumpster!

The crowd start to talk among themselves.

Bill: This slut has gone mental hasn?t she?

Vega: Makes you wonder what Legend sees in her.

Bill: What did you just say?

Tito: Let Vixon finish.

All 3 members of The FIRM are looking at Vixon with confusion. Vixon gives them a reassuring look.

Vixon: Wait, now don?t get any wrong ideas here. The FIRM is the best group out there and we proven that by beating Damage Inc. for the 6Man Titles. However, we need something better to represent that fact. We need something more worthy to represent the best group in TKOW! So without further ad due?

Suddenly, the arena lights turn off. ?World War 3? starts to play on the arena speakers. Spotlights turn on and focus on the stage area. A group of guys in hooded black sweet shirts come out with mics in hand hyping the crowd up. The crowd realizes who these guys are start to go crazy.

Bill: Who are these guys?

Vega: It?s Jada, Styles, Sheek, Drag- On and Yung Won!

Bill: Who?

Vega: Ruff Ryders!

The guys take off their hoods and start to chant. The crowd sings along.

*Ride or die, you talk it we live! Ride or die, you want it we give it! Ride or die, you start it we end it!*

The guys part to both sides of the stage area while still continuing the chant. D- Matic come out to a huge ovation from the crowd. He slaps hands with each guy on stage. He poses for the crowd and points back towards the entrance. Suga comes out carrying a trophy that is about 2 feet tall. She meets up with D- Matic and they both head towards the ring with the spotlights following them. They enter the ring and the arena lights turn on once again. The music slowly fades and the guys head to the back.

Vixon: Like I was saying. We need something better to represent the best group in TKOW!. This trophy will be called the TKOW! Ultimate Stable Award and will be used to do just that, represent the best stable. The champions decides who how and when they defend their titles?

?Revolution? by Aimee Allen suddenly hits the arena speakers to the shock of everyone. A chorus of boos starts to erupt from the crowd. Surprisingly, Sean Christopher walks out alone with a mic in hand.

Sean: Cut the music.

Music fades out.

Sean: First things first, Vega get your ass in that ring right now.

Vega, with a look of horror on her face, puts her headset down and gets into the ring.

Sean: Now that all you punks are in the same ring, let me get down to business. First to you Vixon, thank you for running by me the idea of redoing the 6Man Title and yes I approve of it. So Vega why don?t you pick those belts up and leave the building with them. We don?t need the belts nor do we need you. Bad move helping these guys out. I hope getting back with Legend was worth it because that just caused you your job. You?re fired!

Vega tries to plead her case but to no avail. She picks the belts up, takes a good look at everyone in the ring and leaves.

Sean: On to you RAGE, don?t push me because I will push back! You and Vixon think both of you are the shit here in TKOW! don?t you, so about this lets have a match, owner vs owner. You know what, I want a piece of both of you so how about lets have Vixon and RAGE vs Me, Sean Christopher.

The crowd suddenly buzzes with enthusiasm. Then ?Damage Inc.? plays as the rest of the Revolution as well as Damage Inc. comes out to the stage area and stands with Sean. X and Phil are seen arguing with Sean.

Sean: Well it seems that the wise former FIRM member, X and the reigning TKOW! World Heavyweight Champion, Extreme Killer Phil also wants a piece of the both of you. As much as I want the two of you to myself, I guess I have to make this match Extreme Killer Phil, X and myself against Vixon and RAGE. I guess you guys can have Suga on your team as well. Nothing like near death situation to help resolve petty squabbles. You can thank me latter.

RAGE: Alright, you got your match but remember, That?s Yo A$$!!!

?Click Click Boom? hits the arena speakers as the 2 factions stare each other down. Sean and his men head to the back while The FIRM poses with their trophy to the fans. After a few poses they head to the back as well.

Tito: I can?t believe Vega just got fired.

Bill: I know, this should have happen a long time ago.

Tito: And the other big announcement was the main event for tonight.

Bill: This going to be a one sided affair.

Tito: It could very well be.

-Commercial Break-

(Ringside)

Merrick comes out and sits in Vega?s spot.

Merrick: I?ve never done this before but if Vega can do it, anyone can do it.

Bill: Anyone can do a better job than that tramp.

Tito: Well here we are folks...welcome to the first TKOW! Invitational...

Merrick: So we're gonna see a bunch of newbies try to run with the big boys now...huh?

Tito: No we're going to see new talent given their chance to shine...

Playboy: I liked what Merrick said better...

Tito: You would...let's go down to the ring where the first 2 participants are waiting...

The bell rings as Bob Wiffo and Tygerus are seen in the ring...the two square off beginning with a classic lock-up which Tygerus turns into an armdrag...Wiffo rolls to his feet...bouncing off the ropes...coming back with a hard clothesline...Tygerus turns it into a crucifix roll-up...Wiffo kicks out...Wiffo rises to his feet deliving a short drop kick to the kneeling Tygerus...Tygerus falls back extending his knees...Wiffo hits the ropes with a potential moonsault as Tygerus kicks back rolling over his shoulder back onto his feet...Wiffo hits the mat hard...Tygerus runs to the opposite ropes springing off with a high lionsault hitting his mark on the fallen Wiffo as the buzzer rings...

Tito: Here comes Arawn...

Playboy: So let me get this straight...every 2 minutes a new man joins in...

Tito: Yup...

Playboy: And the only way a man can be eliminated is...

Tito: By being thrown over the top rope by an opponent...

Merrick: So let me get this straight...you don't need to pin anyone...or make them submit?

Tito: Nope...

Merrick: I should get in on this...

Tito: It's an invitational...and you weren?t invited...

Merrick: So?...I've crashed parties before...

Tito shakes his head as Playboy and Merrick laugh...

Arawn enters the ring area...entering the ring he goes right after Tygerus as both men first exchange chops...then exchange a flurry of fists...Arawn wins the beat down...lifts Tygerus delivering a belly-to-back superplex...Arawn throws Tygerus into the ropes arm dragging Tygerus over the top rope...Tygerus catches the ropes on his way over...holding his feet just inches off the ground...Wiffo has risen delivering an X-factor to Arawn as he turns around...Wiffo lifts Arawn who chops him to the throat catching him off guard...Arawn picks Wiffo up dropping him across his knee in a stomach breaker...Tygerus pulls himself up back into the ring hitting the close ropes then connects with a dropkick to the back of Arawn's knee bringing it out from under him...Tygerus springs off the middle rope delivering a 450 reverse moonsault splash on both men as the buzzer once again rings...

Merrick: Look at this guy run...just like a speed freak on caffeine...

Tito: Squee is an unknown commodity in this match...

Merrick: They're all unknowns...

Merrick smirks at Tito...

Merrick: Tito...do you know how to spell unknown...

Tito: Of course I do...u-n-k-n-o-w-n...unknown...

Merrick makes a buzzer sound...

Merrick: Wrong answer...the correct answer is unknown...j-o-b-b-e-r...unknown...

Playboy laughs with Merrick...

Tito: Now that wa uncalled for...it's comments like those they make me wish Vega was sitting here beside me...

Playboy: Not me...the bitch put me in the hospital...2nd degree burns...

Merrick: You poor guy...friction burns?

Merrick laughs...

Playboy: Trust me if they were friction burns I wouldn't be here...I'd be at the free clinic right now...

Squee runs to the ring springing over the ropes with a legdrop targetting Tygerus...he misses instead hitting it on Arawn...Tygerus once again catapults off the ropes this time flipping over Squee grabbing his hair on the way driving Squee's head into the mat...Squee's body snaps back like a snapping elastic band...Squee's head slams into the mat... Tygerus goes for Arawn once more lifting the man into a cobra clutch then dropping him back with a hard suplex...Wiffo drops a tumbling 450 legdrop across Squee's throat...the buzzer rings once again...

Tito: Here we go...here comes the next participant...

No one comes out...

Merrick: Looks to me like an invitation got lost in the mail...

Tito: Wait a minute...we just got word something is going on in the back...

The cameras cut to the back where we see Nu-En-Jn and Rage battling backstage...both men delivering blows...Rage wraps an extension cord around Nu-En-Jin's neck...elbow to the stomach by Nu-En-Jin...Rage lets go...low blow by Nu-En-jin...eye poke by Rage...Rage goes to slam Nu-En-jin's head into a pile of trunks...Nu-En-Jin blocks...then slams Rage into the trunks...Rage elbows Nu-En-Jin then punches him in the throat...Nu-En-Jin falls back over a supply table...Rage climbs the trunks getting ready to come off with a splash...he hits driving Nu-En-Jin through the table...he lifts Nu-En-Jin slamming him down on the concret where he begins stomping him...then drops to his knees ponding his masked head...Nu-En-Jin pulls out his stun gun...Rage wrestles it away stunning Nu-En-Jin with his own weapon...just as Rage goes for Nu-En-Jin's mask security arrives pulling and holding both men apart...

Merrick: Well since Nu-En-Jin won't be using his invitation...

Merrick takes off his headset charging the ring...he springs over the top rope as Squee charges him accidentally headbutting him in the crotch in mid-air...Merrick falls back over the ropes hitting his head on the concrete knocking himself unconscious...Merrick is the first man out...even though he was never really in in the first place...Tito and the fans laugh hysterically as Merrick lies out cold...

Tito: Well I can't say I didn't enjoy that...

Playboy: Hey leave the guy alone...you don't know how bad that could feel...

Tito: But I'm sure you do thanks to Vega last week...

Tito laughs hysterically while Playboy gets pissed off...

All 4-men take separate corners as Squee looks to Bob and both nod...they look to Tygerus and nod..Tygerus shakes his head negatively as he stands back...Wiffo and Squee attack Arawn with a series of blows as Arawn fights back single-handedly holding his own against both men...the buzzer rings as the last man enters...

Tito: And here comes the final entry...the young rapper...Slim Gumby...

Playboy: That's Gimpy you idiot...I mean Gopey...

Tito: Why don't you make up your mind...

Slim Gopey runs to the ring sliding under the ropes heading right for Bob Wiffo attacking him from behind...leaving Squee one-on-one with Arawn who quickly beats him down...Arawn lifts Squee dropping him into a tiger bomb as Slim continues to kick and drop knees on the fallen Bob Wiffo...as Arawn begins to rise Tygerus runs for the ropes behind him coming off with a reverse blockbuster driving Arawn face first into the mat...Tygerus flies delivering a standing SSP on the fallen Arawn...Tygerus slingshots Arawn into the ropes as Squee collides with him on the return trip falling through the ropes...

As Merrick finally comes around the pain in his groin begins to lessen...that is...until Squee falls on top of it once again...this time from a height...the sound of Merrick's screams echo through the arena as people first gasp in disbelief then laugh at Merrick's shouts of "he broke it...I just know he broke it..."...

Playboy grabs his own groin covering up defensively as he looks on empathically at Merrick's plight...Tito laughs hysterically...

Tygerus lifts Arawn...dropping him with a Tiger Driver...then he picks Arawn up catapulting him into the ropes...on the return trip Tygeruscatches him in a head scissors pulling him over the ropes while hanging onto them himself...as Arawn lands on top of Squee he once again drives him head first into the fallen Merrick...Merrick cries as the fans moan in pain...Tygerus pulls himself up once more into the ring...hops up on the turnbuckle like a cat leaping onto a window sill...and leaps off delivering a stunning 450 leg drop to all 3 fallen men...landing hard on the concrete himself...none of the men are moving and nothing can be seen except the tears rolling down Merrick's eyes...

Playboy looks on in horror as the fans and Tito all begin to chant "HOLY SHIT!!!HOLY SHIT!!!"...

Playboy: Well it looks like Tygger eliminated himself...

Tito: It's Tygerus and yes it looks like he did...at least he eliminated Arawn too...

Playboy: And possibly Squeeky...

Tito: Squee...

Playboy: I said that...

Wiffo and Slim are still exchanging blows...chops...fists...knees...with Wiffo eventually getting the advantage...he slams Slim down hard and proceeds to stomp the living daylights out of him stomping him almost through the mat...Wiffo drops an elbow...then another...then a leg...lifting the fallen Slim into the corner...Wiffo goes into the opposite corner signalling to the fans for the spear...he charges Slim who immediately pulls the ref in front of him...squashing both men...Wiffo lifts Slim over his head throwing him from the ring into the second row of the audience...

Tito: Slim has been eliminated...Bob Wiffo is the last man standing...

Playboy: Does that mean he won...look here comes Slim...

As Wiffo tries to wake the ref Slim comes out of the crowd...steel chair in hand...Wiffo turns around to the sight of a steel chair smashing his face...Slim places the chair under his legs going airborne delivering the chair once again to Wiffo's face...he rolls the unconscious Wiffo out of the ring under the ropes...and proceeds to wake the ref...as the ref looks around he notices only Slim standing in the ring...he raises Slim's hand in victory to the boos of the crowd...

Tito: What the hell?!?!?!...Bob Wiffo was just cheated out of the win...

Playboy: Whadda ya mean?

Tito: Slim was clearly eliminated...

Playboy: You missed the most important point though Tito...

Tito: And just what is the most important point...if I may ask?

Playboy: The ref DIDN'T SEE it...

Tito: Something's happening in the ring...and I think we know what that is...

Playboy: It's the Extreme Champ...the Extreme Champ is in the house...

A familiar Red Fog fills the ring as both Slim and the ref dive out in fear for thier safety...

The fog rolls out as we see Damien Thorne and Twiddler in the ring...they walk outside...roll Bob Wiffo into the ring and re-enter themselves...as the fog once again rolls in...rolls away and dies...the ring is empty...all 3 men are gone...

Tito: What the hell was all that about...why did Thorne and Twiddler come here for Wiffo...

Playboy:Penance?

Tito: For Wiffo's sake I hope not...what else could happen here now...

Familiar music begins to play as Jackson Fear walks out to ringside to the cheers of the fans...Fear enters the ring signalling for the ref to join him...the two men first discuss...then argue...as Fear points to the back...the ref leaves as Fear signals for a mic...

Both Tito and Playboy look at each other in non-belief...

Fear: I don't know how they do this in other leagues but here in TKOW! we don't punish stars for taking chances...

Arawn and Merrick get taken away on stretchers...the last words we hear from Merrick echo through the arena..."Mommmmmy!!!! I think he broke my Pee-Pee!!!"...as the fans roar...

Squee and Tygerus are on thier feet of thier own accord although both are clearly quite dazed...Fear signals for them to enter the ring and join him...he looks to Squee first and begins to speak...

Fear: Squee...you weren?t eliminated here today...I was watching from the back and saw exactly what happened...you fell through the ropes into an unexplored place most likely teeming with unknown forms of life...now that in itself is extreme...

The fans begin to laugh...

Fear: There's a great future here for you...so don't be afraid to take chances...

Fear turns to face Tygerus...

Fear: Tygerus...you my friend have impressed me today...a job well done...talk about high risk...but the problem is you climbed the turnbuckle throwing yourself over the top rope...

The fans begin to boo as they know where this is headed...

Fear: As the rules state in this type of match...you are eliminated by being thrown over the top rope...

The fans continue to boo an Tygerus looks down both in disappointment and in disgust with himself for eliminating himself...

Fear continues beginning to smile...

Fear: By an opponent...

The audience begins to cheer...Tygerus quickly looks up with surprise on his face as a smile begins to form...

Fear: I didn't see any opponent throw you over Tygerus...therefore you ARE NOT eliminated...as I said we don't punish our stars for taking chances...

The audience cheers both Squee and Tygerus...

Fear: Gentlemen...while I can't in good faith put a mark in the win column of either of your records I can in fact strike a mark from your loss columns...you both now have blank slates in TKOW!...use them well and show these fans just how extreme you can be...

Fear shakes both men's hands as all 3 exit the ring walking to the back together...

Tito: And there we have it...from the mouth of one of the leagues owners..."we don't punish our stars for taking chances"...

Playboy: Jackson Fear may feel that way but what about Sean Christopher and Vixon...do they feel the same way?

Tito: I hope so...I definitely hope so...

-Commercial Break-

(Ringside)

"Cold Gin" by KISS plays on the PA system. The crowd erupts with a mixed reaction as Death makes his way toward the ring. He looks at a few fans and smiles as he walks down the ramp. He walks up to the steps and goes into the ring. The timekeeper hands him a microphone.

Death: Well... how long did that tag team come back last? (laughs) I don't even think we can say a length... it just didn't last. See kids? That's what drugs do to you... they screw you up. Now, Doom was screwed up before that... but he got really screwed when he started with those drugs.

Now it's been a very strange week with all that's happened on my part. Brian Branick has become the protector of sane people... but between you and me... I think he's a little insane himself. (chuckles)

I haven't used my general manager powers in a while so I think we can start that up... in fact... ladies and gentlemen... please welcome "Hoops" Jackson!

Hoops walks out and down to the ring carrying a folder. He slides in to the ring and hands it to Death.

Death: How's it goin', Hoops?

Hoops: Pretty good.

Death: Cool. Now, folks... what I have in my hand, inside this folder... is the TKOW! contract of Officer Doom!

Death turns to the timekeeper who is at ringside and asks for a flamethrower. He hands Death a flamethrower.

Death: Stand back, Mr. Jackson... don't want you to get burned.

Death holds the contract in one hand and then ignites the flamethrower with the other hand. The contract goes up in flames as Death drops it to the ground and then hops out of the ring with Hoops. The ring begins to fill with flames and burns.

Death: You guys might want to put that out.

The backstage crew runs out with fire extinguishers to put out the fire.

Death: Much better.

"Clocks" by Coldplay hits the speakers and "Super Branick" walks out.

Death: What now?

Branick: It seems you have found an insane person!

Death: Uh... no. Now go away and stop following me!

Branick: Bu-

Death: Fine! You want to follow me around? Find me two megastars to join my stable. If they both meet the needs of my new group, you can join also... ok?

Branick: Ok!

Branick runs off.

Hoops: Do you need me here still, Jon?

Death: Eh... nope. Not at the moment. But since I'm your boss... I leave first. Thanks.

Hoops: Ok... bye.

"Cold Gin" by KISS plays and Death leaves the arena followed by Hoops.

Bill: Hoops? I thought he was dead?

Tito: Where did you get that from?

Bill: This new guy killed him in his promo.

Tito: That wasn?t Hoops.

Bill: Oh ok.

Tito: Well we?re in for a slauberknocker here, folks. This will just be an all out brawl. The first competitor to get a pin will win and earn an Extreme Chaos Title shot.

Bill: Yeah, these guys will go for more pins than a Pro Bowler!

Tito: That was lame?

Bill: Bah, I?m running dry on material.

Tito: Well Bill, the fact that Starr, Rave, and Colin are all close; do you think it?ll affect the outcome of this match?

Bill: Yeah, they?ll band together like the cheaters they are?.

Tito: You?re just full of spite, aren?t you?

Bill: Completely.

Tito: Well, let?s get to the action. Here comes Nova!

?Don?t Stay? by Linkin Park starts to play as a huge pyro goes off and Nova comes out to the ring. He is booed the whole way down until he pits into the audience. He jumps over the top rope straight into another booming pyro.

Tito: Next is Samhain. This guy is on a rampage but he doesn?t seem 100% focused on this match and that may hurt his chances.

Ghostrider by Rollins Band--The lights in the area flicker and then fade out. An eerie voice counts down: 8... 7... 6... 6... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GhostRider by Rollins Band kicks in over the loudspeakers. The KhaosTron & MegaTron begin to flash with various horror movie-like red and blue filtered shots. SAMHAIN begins to be carved into flesh as a demon skull is lowered onto the logo. Red pyro shoots intermittently from the floor and ceiling. Samhain emerges from the smoke and shadows and raises his arms in the air letting out a tremendous roar and getting a great crowd pop. Magdalene comes out of nowhere and wraps her arms around Samhain's waist smiling seductively. Magdalene stays at ringside and works the crowd while Samhain pulls himself from the floor with the middle ring rope and enters the ring ascending the second turnbuckle and raises his arms in a HHH style pose.

Tito: Here?s Icarus. Boy this guy gives me the creeps.

Icarus walks through the crowd with his head low. He finally manages to cut through the swarms and gets to the ring where he waits.


Tito: Here?s Legend now.

Bill: You know he ain?t winning.

Tito: Why do you say that?

Bill: He?s too old, Tito.

The lights dim as Legends music hits the sound system. He walks out, looking cocky and struts down to the ring. All of a sudden, ?Ole!? by the Bouncing Souls hits the speakers to the surprise of the fans.

Tito: Who?s this?

Rave, Colin, and Jason Starr come out to huge pops as they raise their arms.

Tito: Talk about a show of solidarity.

The three walk down to the ring in unison as the fans go wild. They each climb a turnbuckle and raise their hands, to more pops. They get back down, stretch, and get ready for the match. The bell rings and we?re on our way.

Tito: This should be a pure fight, plain and simple.

Icarus rushes at Nova as they begin to trade hard right hands. In the mean time, Samhain rushes at Legend and takes him out with a huge clothesline that sends Legend to the outside. Samhain turns around and is met by three kicks to the gut, one from Rave, one from Colin, and one from Starr. Samhain keels over as Rave and Starr lift him up in a suplex position and hold him up. Colin climbs to the top rope and hits a drop kick on the inverted Samhain. This causes Rave and Starr to drop Samhain down hard with a suplex. Icarus and Nova are still trading punches in the corner when Icarus finally nails a hard kick to Nova?s gut. He then lifts him up with ease and hit a brain buster into a pin. 1?.. No! Starr manages to break the count.

Tito: We?ll be seeing a lot of quick pins as each guy wants to get it over with in a hurry. Remember, all it takes is one single pin.



Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Tito: All 7 men on the outside! A series of breath taking aerial moves! Only in TKOW!.

[B]Rave gets to his feet first and drags Nova into the ring. Rave locks onto Nova?s back and hits a series of belly to back suplexes which has the crowd chanting for more. After the 4th one, Rave goes for the pin. 1??.2?.. No! Nova manages to kick out. Meanwhile on the outside, Icarus and Samhain go at it as they trade stiff right hands. Icarus kicks Samhain with a stiff shot to the calf before hitting a belly to belly suplex on the outside. Colin and Starr start to double team Legend as they kick him down and roll him into the ring. Starr hold Legend on his shoulders as Colin goes to the top rope and attempts to hit Legend with a swinging DDT. Just as Colin leaps off the ropes, Nova gets to his knee and clips Starr?s knee. This causes Starr to fall and drop Legend. Colin misses his target and lands neck first into the matt as the crowd gasps. Nova quickly covers Colin who remains motionless. 1?.2?? No! Rave manages to break the count as he kicks the back of Nova?s head. Rave crouches down and checks on Colin as he slowly and carefully rolls him to the outside for a breather. Icarus and Samhain are still going at it on the outside. Icarus tries to Irish whip Samhain into the ring post but Samhain reverses. Icarus hits the post face first and is immediately busted open. Samhain rolls him into the ring and pins him. 1?No. Icarus kicks out!

Tito: This is madness. I can?t even tell what?s going on!

Starr gets up as does Legend. Legend goes for the clothesline but Starr ducks, swings off the ropes and hits a clothesline of his own. He lifts Legend up and hits a gorrila press slam before hitting a leg drop. Starr attempts to drop the elbow, but Legend rolls away at the last second and applies the STF in a moment of sheer wrestling brilliance.

Tito: Did you see how he reversed that! That was amazing!

Starr screams in pain and he considers tapping out. Starr finally manages to roll over and lock in a headlock. Legend quickly reverses by doing a front roll only to be knocked back down for his efforts. Legend springs back up and is quickly hit with a stiff clothesline by Starr. Meanwhile, Rave lifts Nova up and hits a brain buster. He then follows up with a standing shooting star press. Rave quickly goes for the pin. 1?..2? No, Nova still has life in him. Rave then hits a standing moonsault then locks in an arm bar as Nova screams out. Starr begins to lift Legend up and places him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs as well and hooks Legends arm. Starr lifts Legend and nails a suplex from the top rope as the fans go wild.

Tito: That?s it. It?s gotta be over.

Starr goes for the pin. 1?.2?..No! At the last second, Colin leaps off the top rope, breaking up the count with a drop kick. Starr gets up groggily and looks at Colin as he mouths the words, ?What the hell was that?? Colin simply motions around his waist, indicating that he wants to win the match. Starr gets in Colin face as the two begin to shout.

Bill: Looks like the big happy family isn?t so happy. I love this!

Tito: When you?re in that ring, another sense takes over. All these guys wanna win.

Legend smartly rolls to the outside and rests as no one notices. Meanwhile, Samhain is still working on Icarus who is now full of blood. Samhain hits a stiff brainbuster. He then lifts Icarus up again and motion for the Claymore. Just as he is about to deliver the move, Rave drop kicks Samhain causing him to fall and drop Icarus who rolls to the outside. Rave rushes at Samhain who monkey flips Rave, sending him to the outside, and also landing on a bloodied Icarus. Samhain heads back to the outside and continues to beat down on both Rave and Icarus. Colin and Starr are still arguing when Nova rolls Colin up. Starr breaks to count before it even starts and quickly discards Nova to the outside and follows but not before giving Colin a stern look. Starr hits a powerbomb on Nova on the outside and rolls Nova back in the ring. Rave finally gets back in the ring, leaving Samhain and Icarus to duke it out. Starr also gets in to ring. Nova looks at Rave, Starr and Colin and puts his hands up and begs for mercy. Before either of the three men can lay a hand on Nova, Legend comes back in with a steel chair. The ref is too busy trying to get Samhain and Icarus back in the ring and doesn?t notice as Legend hits two stiff shots to the backs of Starr and Colin. Rave ducks an attempted third shot and dropkicks the chair back in Legends face as he rolls out of the ring. Rave then picks Nova by the hair and hit?s a piledriver before climbing the top rope.

Tito: I think it?s time for the X-T-C!!!

Rave hits the X-T-C (450 leg drop) on Nova and goes for the pin. Just then, Kali-Yuga runs to the rings and stand on the apron. Rave pins Nova, 1?.. Kali just watches, 2?? Kali finally spring boards off the top rope and breaks up the count. The ref gets Kali out of the ring as Kali just yells out, ?It was the only way! I shall see you at Global Domination!? Starr and Colin are getting up and are dizzy. Neither of them knew what happened, so they decide to blame each other. Colin pushes Starr and Starr pushes back. Rave gets up and tries to break the two up. Rave tries to explain what happened to the two men. Meanwhile, Legend crawls into the ring and picks up Nova?s lifeless body. He hits a stiff powerbomb and turns it into a boston crab. The ref checks on Nova and lifts his hand which drops quickly to the matt.

Ref: 1!

The ref repeats the process and Nova?s hand falls once again.


Ref: 2!

Colin, Rave, and Starr realize what?s going on but just as they turn around, Nova?s hand drops to the mat for a third time as the ref signals for the bell and declares Legend as the winner.

Tito: Look at that! Legend wins!

Bill: Those three losers, Rave, Starr, and Colin were too busy arguing to realize it! Ha!

Tito: That?s not fair, Rave had that match won. Kali-Yuga had no business anywhere near this ring!

Still on the outside, Icarus and Samhain duke it out oblivious to the fact that the match is over. Security rushes in to break them up. Legend rolls out of the ring and raises his hands as he walks to the back. The ref tends to Nova as Rave, Starr, and Colin remains speechless. Rave looks at the entrance only to see Kali-Yuga nod solemnly and head to the back. Rave looks at his half brother and friend Colin as he picks up a mic.

Rave: What the fuck is this?

Starr and Colin look at him without a word.

Rave: So much for having each other?s back eh? Where were you when Kali disrupted my pin? Oh that?s right, you were too busy beating the shit out of each other. Screw this shit!

Rave drops the mic and trudges to the back in anger as Starr follows, looking pissed as well. Colin leaves last, looking down at his feet.

Tito: That?s what can happen in a match like this. Confusion rears its ugly head.

Bill: Your mom?s name is confusion?

Tito: What?

Bill: Well you said ?ugly head? so I figured you were talking about Momma Poppi!

Tito: Get a life, Bill?.



(Jackson Fear's office)

Fear sits behind his desk doing some paperwork...as a knock on the door is heard...

Fear: Come in...

The door opens as a security guard walks in...

Guard: Sir...we have a bit of a problem...

Fear looks on...waiting...

Guard: Ummmmm...it seems Twister and Nathan Melvin kind of tore up the locker room...they seemed to be trying to kill each other...we're looking at thousands of dollars in damage here sir...

Fear: Where are they now...?

Guard: They're being detained in the ready room sir awaiting your instructions...

Fear: Then I think it's best we head down to the ready room and have a little talk with them...

Just as Fear stands a second security guard enters...

Fear: Let me guess...they got out of hand again...

Guard 2: Yes sir...

Fear: What did they destroy this time...

Guard 2: 3 parked cars in the parking lot...

Fear: Shitttttt...if Twister and Melvin don't get their act together quickly they'll be standing in the unemployment line quite soon...

Guard 2: Twister and Melvin, sir?

Fear: Yes...I can't believe they destroyed the locker room and 3 cars...

Guard 2: Sir, if I may apologize you seem to be a bit mistaken...it was Soulfly and ShoGun who destroyed the cars...

Fear: Oh...great...just great...now I have to bitch them out too...call ahead and have them taken to the ready room...tell them we're headed down there now...

As Fear and the 2 guards enter the hall they're approached by a 3rd guard...

Fear looks up to the sky...

Fear: Why me, God...why...why?

Guard 3: Sir...

Fear sighs...looking at the new guard...

Fear: Who is it now and what did they destroy?

Guard 3: Chienne and Slare sir...they destroyed the workout room...

Fear sighs once more...

Fear: Have them taken to the ready room too...

Fear and the guards continue down the hall...walking into a large side room...we see Chienne, Slare, Soulfly, ShoGun, Twister and Melvin separated by guards...Radikal sits in the back playing PS2...

Fear looks at all 6 one by one finally stopping on the 7th...Rad...confused a bit...but shakes it off...

Fear: What can I do about you 6...the amount of damage you're causing is quickly matching the level of dollars you bring in for the company...

Fear thinks a minute then seems to reach a conclusion...

Fear: You 6 are gonna fight it out in the ring...with a little twist...Slare and Chienne...you're a team...Fly and Gun are team 2...and Twister and Melvin are team 3...

The 6 start complaining...arguing with Fear...

Fear: Taking it one step further...if anyone finds themselves raising a hand intentionally against their partner...they'll find themselves in the unemployment line come next payday...now get to the locker rooms and get ready for your match...

The 6 are escorted out by security...Rad still sits playing PS2...

Fear stares at Rad...

Fear: Rad...what exactly are you doing...

Rad: Playing videogames...

Fear: Why?

Radikal: I just got back from vacation...there's nothing for me to do...I'm not scheduled...

Fear: You are now...get off your ass and go to the referees locker room...you're refereeing the match I just made...

Rad: Kewl...I'm there...

Rad drops the controller and leaves the room...

Fear sighs...then leaves the room heading back toward his office...

as he nears his office he sees a figure standing in the doorway also hearing a familiar voice coming from inside...he steps close and listens...not liking what he's hearing...



-Commercial Break-



(Jackson Fear's Office)

Dr. Death sits behind Fear's desk with his feet up talking on the phone...

Death: Hey, ..how's it goin'?

Death laughs at the answer delivered from the other end of the line...

Death: You know me man...I'm large n' in charge...

The clearing of a throat is heard as Fear looks up to see X standing in the doorway...

Death: Look, I gotta go...someone's here...time to get back to work...cya later...

Death hangs up the phone...

Death: Hey X...something I can do for you?

X: Nah...it's ok...just had something to run by Fear...it'll keep...

Death: You can always run it by me...I am the GM after all...

X laughs...

X: No offense man...but I wanna talk to the pirahna...not his guppie...

Death slams the desk...

Death: Dammit...I'm GM here...I demand a little respect from you...

X laughs...

X: Trust me bro...I have a little respect for you...very little respect at all...

Death: Make no mistake...Fear may have the name around here but it's me who has the power...I can make your life a living hell...

A voice comes from behind X causing X to turn and step into the room out of the doorway...we see Jackson Fear standing there...

Fear: Really? Just how much power do you think you have Death?...Get your damn feet off my desk...

Death moves his feet...

Death: Fear, man...I was just trying to put X back in line...he was way too outta line...

Fear: From where I stand he doesn't look like the only one..

Death: Look I'm sorry man but X needs to learn to respect the power of the GM...to respect me...

Fear: Well, you're right on one count...X does need to respect the power of the GM...but that won't actually be your problem to deal with anymore...

Death looks at Fear questioningly as X begins to snicker...

Death: You mean you're gonna take care of it...?

Fear shakes his head negatively...X laughs...

X: He means he's gonna fire your ass...

Death: Screw you X...Fear you don't mean that right...

Fear smiles...

Fear: Death...your services as GM...are no longer required...

X: In other words...your ass is grass...don't let the door hit ya on the way out...

Fear shakes his head no...

Fear: Death...I'm not firing you...just stripping you of your GM duties...from this day on you're just another name on the roster...

Death begins to look extremely pissed first staring down Fear...neither man blinks...then he turns to X...

Death: X...you got a big mouth and a bad attitude...I'm gonna wipe that smile right off your face at Global Domination...

X steps up nose to nose with Death...staring each other dead on...

X: If you got the balls...bring it on... we don?t have to wait til then?

Fear breaks them up...

Fear: First man to take a swing gets suspended without pay for the duration of his contract...my desk is already scuffed from Death's boots last I need is any more of my office damaged...

Death turns to face Fear...

Death: Don't think this is over...after I'm done with him I'm comin' for you...you're next on my shitlist Fear...

Fear: Get out...before I do something we'll both regret...

Death: Oh, I'm leavin' Fear...but I won't be far away...I'll never be far away...

Death smiles an eerie smile as he turns his back on Fear and X walking out the door...

After a few seconds of immobility Fear turns to face X...

Fear: Now back to business...you wanted to see me about something?

Fear shuts the door as both men continue their talk in private...

[TKOW Board]

(Ringside)

Tito: Well I'm pretty sure it's obvious what's gonna happen here next...

Playboy: I'm not so sure...Thorne may be Twiddler's friend but he's also a friend of the Revolution...I think we may see him call this one down the middle...

Tito: You have a point there...Thorne does seem a bit like a man caught in the middle...doesn't he...

The match opens with Twiddler, Alyon Mac and Damien Thorne in the ring...the bell rings as both Twiddler an Alyon lockup...Twiddler scoops up Alyon hitting a hard slam followed by a leg drop which misses it's mark...Alyon makes a move on Twiddler who pulls his leg out from under him...Alyon falls to the mat as Twiddler hops on him pounding his head...Twiddler gets up pulling Alyon up with him...

Tito: Twiddler has taken control..

Twiddler drops him again with a hard clothesline...following up with an elbow drop which misses its mark also as Alyon rolls from the ring...

Alyon grabs a chair re-entering the ring taking a swing at Twiddler who backsteps...dodging the chairshot kicking the chair back into Alyon's face...

Tito: Smart move on Alyon's move...trying to stop the pace a bit...

Playboy: Alyon's a vet...he knows his way around that ring...

Tito: Looks like Twiddler is thinking of showing us his Extreme side once again...

Twiddler picks up the chair...looks at...shakes his head and drops it...reaches into his pants...and pulls out a pink lawn flamingo...a sign on it reads "House for sale...555-1234"...Twiddler reaches into his pants pulling out...a phone?

The audience pops...

Twiddler begins to dial the number...getting a busy signal...he hangs up and hits redial...once again getting a busy signal...Alyon stumbles to his feet...Twiddler hangs up the phone...and clocks Alyon with it...he reaches down picking up the flamingo by the feet proceeding to beat Alyon with it...splitting him open...blood pouring down his face...

Playboy: Good gawd...I'm beginning to like this kid...

Tito: Talk about a big change over a short time...

Playboy: A huge change for the better...

Alyon rises to his feet once again...blocking Twiddler's shot...kicking him low...folds twiddler...pumphandle slam...Twiddler bounces from the impact...he picks up Twiddler...snap suplex...once again...powerbomb...

Playboy: Nice turnaround by Alyon...

Tito: After a beating like that I'll have to agree with you...

Alyon lifts Twiddler once again...Damien Thorne reaches into his pocket pulling out a handful of salt...throwing it into Alyon's face and into his open wounds...Alyon screeches in pain dropping Twiddler as Thorne kicks him low deliverivering a hard ddt on the chair that was sitting in the ring...he places Alyon in the corner and begins to wake Twiddler helping him to his feet...

Tito: I knew it...I just knew it...Thorne couldn't keep out of this...Alyon may be his ally but Twiddler is his partner-in-crime...and this was a crime...

Playboy: Damn straight...a classic hit n' run if I do say so myself...

Twiddler wakes...seeing Alyon lying in the corner...wondering what happenned...at Thorne's insisistence he reaches into his pants pulling out his trusty spiked bowling ball...he winds up...

Tito: He isn't going to...

Playboy: He did to Thorne...and Thorne's his friend...

He throws...

He hits Alyon in the midsection...Alyon falls sitting against the turnbuckle...bowling ball in lap bleeding from multiple body parts...

The audience and announcers groan in empathic pain...

Thorne hands Twiddler his studded leather glove...Twiddler puts it on and begins slamming Alyon in the face with it...continuosly...

Tito: This just ain't right...Alyon's caught in a 2-on-1 here...

Playboy: Not for long...look...

Korn Soldier runs down to the ring diving over the ropes attacking first Twiddler...then Thorne as Alyon slowly gets to his feet...body covered in blood...joining the fight...

Thorne beats down Alyon while Korn and Twiddler duke it out...Twiddler taking the advantage due to the studded glove...

Thorne lifts Korn from behind dropping him forward with an atomic drop...sending him right to Twiddler's hard metal fist...dropping him hard...both men drop and begin beating him down...

Tito: Look it's Slim Gopey...what's he doing here...is he coming to help Twiddler or Alyon...

Playboy: I'm betting he has his own agenda...

Slim Gopey hits the ring with a crowbar in hand taking it to both Thorne and Twiddler...Thorne turns...wiping the blood from his lips...smiling...as the Red Fog once again fills the ring...as it rolls out we see standing there...Bob Wiffo...

Tito: It's Wiffo...

Playboy: I guess we know what Thorne and Twiddler grabbed him for now...

Bob, Thorne and Twiddler all jump on Slim wrestling the crowbar from his hand...and proceed to beat him down next...

Alyon and Korn are once again on thier feet as all 6 men proceed to fight...Thorne and Alyon...Twiddler and Korn Soldier...and Slim and Bob...Thorne hits the ropes coming back with a high lariet...taking both Alyon and himself over the toprope to the outside...grabbing the timekeepers chair Thorne re-enters slamming it across Korn's spine...tossing it to Twiddler who winds up slamming Korn Soldier across the head...then Slim Gopey...Bob continues to beat down slim...dropping legs and elbows continuously...

Tito: This match lost all control...

Playboy: You're just now figuring that out...

Playboy laughs...

Thorne rolls out DDT'ing Alyon on the concrete for good measure...Thorne lifts him sliding him under the ring ropes to Twiddler...Twiddler places him on the top turnbuckle and climbs as Thorne moves the announce table near placing steel folding chairs all across the table...waving Twiddler on Thorne begins to smile...Twiddler lifts Alyon as both men fly through the air hitting the chairs crassing though the tables...

Tito: FUNKIFIER ON THE TABLE!!!! FUNKIFIER ON THE TABLE!!!

The fans cheer "Holy shit! Holy shit!" once again as both men lie unconscious...

Thorne puts Twiddler on top...counting the pin...1...2...3...Twiddler wins...

Tito: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Playboy: What is it Fear said earlier..."we don't punish our stars for taking chances"...

Playboy continues...

Playboy: I guess Thorne agrees with that philosophy...after all that was one damn nasty chance Twiddler just took...

Tito: I can't argue with you there...Twiddler definitely put his body on the line with that move...

Thorne rolls Twiddler into the ring...following himself...as Bob helps Twiddler to his feet...the red fog rolls in...rolls away and dies as we see Twiddler, Thorne and Wiffo are gone...like thieves in the night...

Tito: Look at the carnage...

Playboy: Aren't you used to it by now...

Tito: No...and I don't know if I ever will be...



(TKOW! Lunchroom)

Clench is seen standing by a coffeemaker stirring a cup of coffee as Syberus sits alone...Gideon sits nearby...

The TKOW! Champ EK Phil walks into the room...

EKP: Well, well, well...if it ain't the all-losers squad...I never expected to see all of you in the same place at the same time...never thought that much suck could exist in the same room without overflowing...

Phil laughs...

EKP: Please keep your suck away from me in case it's catchy...

All 3 men look on with disgust but none say a word...

Phil sits across from Syberus...picks up his coffee and begins to drink it...drinking it all down crushing the cup on the table in front of him...

EKP: Man that hit the spot...too much sugar though...

Syberus shakes his head standing up...he begins to speak until Gideon speaks out...

Gideon: Syberus...Don't give him the satisfaction...he ain't worth it...

EKP smiles...putting his feet up...

EKP: You know who you're talking to fruitcake...you're talkin' to the Champ...the King of TKOW!...you're just another joker...as a matter of fact all 3 of you are...

I don't expect you to understand anyway...hell, you killed your own brother...that shows what kind of person you are...

Gideon begins to simmer...

Gideon: Don't go there...

EKP: OOOOOOOOH!!!!!! Whatcha gonna do if I do...get all mad and cry and stuff...you don't wanna get in my face...T got in my face and look what it got him...

Gideon stands up yelling...

Gideon: T may've been trouble at times but didn't deserve what you did to him...no one deserves that...

EKP: A lot of people deserve it...they mess with the best they die like the rest...and as this belt proves...I'm the best...

EKP laughs...

EKP: Just remember...if you get in my way...I know a few friends of yours who'd be deserving of a visit...

Gideon fumes...

Gideon: Leave my friends out of this...they're innocents...anything that happens between us happens between us...

EKP laughs once again...

EKP: You forget...I'm the Champ...I call the shots here...just for that I think we'll have to pay your friend a little visit tonight...just like we paid T...

EKP laughs a deep belly laugh...

Gideon grabs a butter knife charging into action angrily lunging toward EKP with blood and fire in his eyes...

Clench snaps to action wrestling Gideon to the ground...Gideon seems in almost a frenzied state letting loose a guttural cry as Clench tries to wrestle the knife from his hands...

Syberus stands still almost not believing what his eyes are seeing...

Clench: Dammit, Syberus...don't just stand there...get security...I can't hold him that much longer...

Syberus runs out of the room tracking down security...

EKP: A butter knife Gideon...? Trying to compensate for something missing between your legs...

Phils laughs...

Clench: Jesus Phil!!!!! Don't you ever know when to shut up!!!

Phil: Relax...Gideon knows I'm just joking...dontcha Gid...

Gideon fights crazed trying to break free...Clench is just about to lose his grip when Syberus and Security finally arrive...they restrain Gideon ushering him to the pantry locking him in for his own safety...

Almost primordial screams can be heard coming from the pantry along with an almost savage scratching and banging...like a caged animal who wants out...

EKP knocks on the security guarded door...

EKP: Hey...Gid...I'll be sure to tell your little friend hi when I see him later tonight...

EK Phil laughs hysterically as he walks away...

The noises from behind the door turn to silence...



-Commercial Break-



(Backstage)

Soulfly is shown walking out of the Revolution/Damage Inc locker room, he pulls out a joint and puts in behind his ear and sees Twister, the 2 exchange handshakes.

Fly: Hey what?s up Twist.

Twister: Terrible.

FLy: Why?s that?

Twister: I cost you guys the 6 man titles last week and....

Fly: No you didn?t dude, you had the match won for us, you had Legend beat till D- Matic came in, It's not your fault, no one in Damage Inc holds it against you.

Twister: Plus I have to fight you tonight and team with that son of a bitch Melvin.

Fly: Hey I have an idea, why don't you just not go out there, leave Melvin at our mercy, that way you don?t have to worry about wanting to fuck him up and you can sit back, crack open a beer, fire up a joint maybe and watch us soften up Melvin for you.

Twister: Now that you mention it.....that?s not a bad idea, go out there and send that fag to hell for me.

Fly: No problem man.

The two shake hands as Fly walks off, the camera zooms on Twister who has a sinister smile on his face.


(Ringside)

?Smells Like Teen Spirit? hits the arena speakers. Silver strobe lights cascade around the arena, and then a malicious and moaned scream is heard over the P.A., red flames erupt from the stage, and "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana begins to play. Radikal walks out laughing. Radikal slowly make his way to the ring. The music slowly fades

Tito: Well folks, here comes the special referee for this match. The return of Radikal.

Bill: I for one am not glad to see him return.

?Eye For An Eye? hits the arena speakers.

Tito: Remember folks, this is a Triple Threat Tag Match and if any of the participates attack their teammates, they will lose their job.

Bill: Well I hope Soulfly can keep his cool. Even though it might be hard, considering he will have to team with that idiot ShoGun.

Tito: We all know the story between The FIRM and Damage Inc.

The lights go out, (KhaosTron shows the Damage Inc Logo). About 12 seconds into the song, as it gets heavy, the pyros explode, lights go on, and standing on the entrance way is Soulfly dressed in his wrestling attire of tattered and torn jeans, a white wife beater, and a long, black leather jacket with his arms spread out(ravens taunt). Miranda emerges behind him. Soulfly walks slowly down the ramp, threatens to beat up the fans while toking on a joint, the chorus of Boos is deafening. Soulfly gets into the ring and stands toe to toe with the referee before slapping the taste out of his mouth and threatens to do it again if he doesn?t call the match his way. Miranda gets into the ring as Soulfly climbs the back turnbuckle and spreads out his arms. Soulfly climbs down and hits the joint before passing it to Miranda. Miranda exits the ring and heads to the back. The music fades.

Tito: Well it seems that Soulfly has a few choice words for the guest referee.

Bill: He just told him to cal it down the middle, who how much of a cheater Radikal is.

"Not Falling" by MUDVAYNE hits the arena speakers.

Tito: And here comes his partner, ShoGun.

Bill: I bet you ShoGun will take this opportunity to get a cheap shot on Soulfly. He is a coward like that.

ShoGun comes out to massive cheer from the crowd. He stands on the stage for a while just looking at Soulfly. Both men lock stares on each other. ShoGun slowly makes his way to the ring, never taking his eyes of ShoGun. Shogun gets into the ring and is immediately nose-to-nose with Soulfy. The music fades.

Tito: These two better be careful. Their jobs are on the line here.

Bill: Didn?t I tell you that ShoGun is an idiot and a coward.

Radikal reminds both guys of the stipulation. He tries to separate the two. Suddenly, Chienne and Slare come from the crowd. They blind-side Shogun and Soufly. Radikal calls for the bell.

Tito: The match officially begins.

Bill: With Twister and Melvin nowhere to be seen.

Tito: Slare just took ShoGun down with a nice Back Suplex.

Bill: Slare better knock some sense into that idiot.

Tito: Now Chienne takes Soulfly down with a perfectly executed Arm Drag.

Radikal stands back and just watches the action go on.

Bill: Can someone please tell Radikal to do his job.

Tito: He is, he is letting them fight it out.

Radikal watches as Slare stomps away at ShoGun at the same time Chienne delivers yet another Arm Drag on Soulfly.

Tito: This match is getting a little out of control.

Bill: Well it?s the referee?s fault if it gets out of hand.

Slare plants ShoGun with a Back Breaker. Chienne takes Soulfly down with a Drop toe Hold followed and floats over to apply a Side Headlock.

Tito: Chienne and Slare have now taken full control of the match.

Bill: That is until my boy Melvin comes and cleans house.

Tito: Maybe he found out that Twister was going to no show and decided to no show himself.

Bill: Melvin is just taking his time and Twister better show. If he knows what?s good for him.

Slare goes back on to stomp ShoGun.

*SMACK*

All of a sudden drops to the canvas.

Tito: Where did he come from?



Bill: I told you, my boy Melvin will be cleaning house.

Tito: Nathan Melvin just blasted Slare with a stiff chair shot.

Radikal goes to prevent Melvin from using the chair again. He tries to wrestle the chair away from him.

Bill: What is Radikal doing?

Tito: His job maybe?

Melvin refuses to let go off the chair. He gets full control of the chair and threatens to hit Radikal with it.

*SMACK*

Tito: Omega Kick! Omega Kick! Radikal just floored Melvin with the Omega Kick!

Radikal Superkicks the chair back to Melvin?s face.

Bill: I told you Radikal was a cheater.

Tito: He only did it for self defense.

Bill: Self defense my ass.

Both Melvin and Slare are now lying motionless on the canvas. Mean while, ShoGun is trying to shake the cobwebs from his head.

Tito: Chienne now lifts Soulfly and plants him down with a Neck Breaker.

Bill: Soulfly must really feel bad at this point. I mean getting man handled by a woman, how embarrassing is that?

Tito: Chienne can man handle most of the guys out there.

Bill: Not me.

Tito: I?m sure she can?t cause you are the Playboy, right?

Bill: Damn right!

Chienne pulls Soulfly up by the hair and tries to whip him to the ropes.

Tito: Soulfly reverses the whip attempt and whips Chienne instead.

ShoGun nails Chienne with a devastating Clothesline.

Bill: Finally, ShoGun made himself useful in the match.

Tito: Oh no, things could get ugly here.

Bill: I told you that ShoGun was an idiot. Instead of concentrating on his opponents, he wants to hit his partner. That?s how they got jumped in the first place.

Tito: I may have to agree with you on that one..

Bill: You should!

Once again Soulfly and ShoGun are nose-to-nose. They start talking smack and then looks and Chienne who is slowly getting on her feet.

Tito: Well it looks ad if these two bulls are going to set their differences aside and work as a team now.

Bill: Well Soulfly finally talked some sense into that idiot. But I?d watch my back if I were Soulfly.

Soulfly and ShoGun walks over to Chienne.

Tito: Soulfly and ShoGun just took Chienne down with a Double Chokeslam!

Bill: I think Chienne is out of this match.

Both men now walk over to Slare who is slowly regaining his senses. They pick him up.

Tito: Another Double Chokeslam!

Bill: Well I think Slare is out of this match as well.

Tito: Now the two men are walking over to your boy.

Bill: They better not try anything, Melvin will surely kick their asses even without the help of his partner.

Tito: Here we go. Can you say triple double?

Show picks Melvin up and is ready to deliver yet another monstrous. Suddenly, Soulfly stops ShoGun.

Bill: I?m glad Soulfly knows not to make the mistake of messing with my boy, Melvin.

Soulfly points to the steel chair on the floor. Both ShoGun and Soulfly nod in agreement.

Bill: No!!!

Tito: Nathan Melvin has just been Double Chokeslamed onto a steel chair.

Bill: Savages! How can they do that to him?

Tito: Well I think Melvin is out of this match as well.

Bill: No! Get up Melvin, get up!

ShoGun points to the turnbuckle and then to the fallen bodies.

Tito: This match is almost over.

Bill: It should be. Those two should be disqualified for using the chair on Melvin!

Tito: Melvin did bring the chair into play first.

Bill: Well he is allowed to, he didn?t have a partner remember?

Tito: Right?

ShoGun and Soulfly go on to climb separate turnbuckles.

Tito: ShoStopper!!! Five Star Frog Splash!!!

ShoGun nails Chienne with an amazing Shooting Star Press while Soulfly hits a perfect Five Star Frog Splash onto Melvin who had the chair put on top of him.

Bill: Now if a remember correctly, ShoGun and Slare are the two legal men.

ShoGun walks over to check on Soulfly who might have hurt himself with the high risk manouver.

Tito: Soulfly and ShoGun have just shaken hands.

Bill: There?s something you don?t see everyday.

Out of nowhere, Soulfly kicks ShoGun in the gut drills ShoGun with an Evenflow DDT right onto Slare.

Bill: What is Soulfly thinking?

Tito: And you said ShoGun was the one who was going for the cheap shot.

ShoGun lands on top of Slare.

Tito: Radikal drops down for the count.

1?..

2?..

3?..

Yes! ShoGun pins Slare.

Tito: Soulfly and ShoGun have just won the match.

Bill: Well Soulfly can say he left on a winning note.

"Not Falling" plays on the arena speakers as Radikal raises Soulfly?s hand in victory. Soulfly spits at Shogun who is still motionless before exiting the ring.

Tito: Even though I didn?t like the guy, I still hate to see him leave.

?Back in Black? replaces ?Not Falling? on the arena speakers. Jackson Fear comes out holding a mic. The music fades

Fear: I wasn?t kidding, Soulfly. I specifically said that anyone who attacks their partner will loose their job. So consider yourself unemployed. Soulfly, You?re fired!

?Back in Black? plays once again as Fear heads to the back. The crowd cheers, as Soulfly is still standing on the isle seemingly confident with the situation. Soulfly slowly walks to the back taunting the crowd along the way.

Tito: It seems as if people are losing their jobs today just like that.

Bill: I hope you?re next!

-Commercial Break-

(Sean Christopher?s office)

Sean is sitting at his desk with Phil at his side. Soulfly is visibly pissed.

Soulfly: Bullshit! What do you mean you can?t do anything about it?

Sean: Fly, like I said, I can?t do anything about it.

Soulfly: You have to do something about this Sean, I can?t be fired.

Sean: Fly, how many times do I have to tell you this, I can?t. Fear and me have equal shares and he is the one that fired you I can?t over turned that. I?m sorry Soulfly, you no longer work for TKOW!.

Soulfly: This is bullshit Sean!

Soulfly storms out of the office as X and the rest of the Revolution walks in.

EKP: You seriously are just gonna let him go, after all that we have done for you.

Sean: Don?t for me? Let me remind that I was the one who put that title around your waist and what do I get in return? I got Damien Thorne attacking Alyon Mac. There really is no point in keeping Damage Inc around any more is there? So the next time you see Thorne, tell him he doesn?t work for TKOW! any more!

EKP: Wait a minute, you can?t fire him!

Sean: I just did!

EKP: Hold on there Sean, you know you can?t beat The FIRM without Damage Inc.?s help.

Sean: Like I said, there is no point in keeping Damage Inc. around any more. What that being said, Phil you no longer work for TKOW! as well.

Extreme Killer Phil storms out of the office.

Sean: Now for the two of you?

Sean looks over to Nasty E and Alyon Mac.

Sean: You 2 lost your matches tonight didn?t you?

Nasty: Yes?

Alyon: But?

Sean: No buts! You two are also fired! You both no longer work for TKOW!, get out of here.

Aylon Mac and Nasty E leaves the office.

X: Sean, couldn?t you at least do that after the main event. You sure you want to go up against The FIRM 2 on 3?

Sean: X, you ain?t scared of 2 women are you?

X: No.

Sean: So yeah it won?t be a problem. Plus I have a back up plan. Anyways, X can you please get going. I still have paper work to do.

X leaves the office as well.

(Ringside)

Fear: Well, it appears that Gideon won't be able to referee tonight's match.

*Boos from the crowd*

Fear: However, I was able to find a replacement. And here he is, your new guest referee ...



Natural Born Killers by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre begins to play over the speakers.

Fear: BLOODMONEY!!

BloodMoney comes out with his arms raised, flipping everybody off. He has on a referee jersey, and black jeans. He stops next to Fear ... and pulls the jersey off. He has on a white t-shirt with "I HATE YOU MORE!" printed in black letters across the front. He tosses Fear the jersey and makes his way towards the ring.

Tito: Oh great. The "I Hate Everybody" poster child!

PB: Yes! BloodMoney! I love this guy!

Tito: But he hates you and the rest of the world. And how can we expect him to call this match fairly? He probably hates Syberus and Clench.

PB: Who cares! BloodMoney is in the houssee!!

Syberus comes out with his usual entrance music and cocky manner. He gets into the ring and ignores BloodMoney, who offers him a handshake.

Tito: That's the first thing I've seen Syberus do that I like!

Clench's entrance music hits, and he comes out hyped! Clench starts making his way to the ring, when suddenly he is hit from behind with a chair by ... Jackson Fear. Fear has a mic as Syberus looks on from the ring.

Fear: Hey Clench. Me and Sean were talking about all those times you jumped us, and we decided sine you are full of so much aggression, maybe you needed a no DQ match! *Stomps on Clench's chest*

Enjoy the match, asshole!

Fear throws the chair on the ramp. Syberus smiles as he rolls out of the ring.

Tito: Clench has been set up!

PB: Maybe he'll think about it next time he has those temper tantrums with the owners!

Tito: Well, at least Blood's presence won't have as much influence now.

PB: Don't speak so soon.

Syberus makes his way to Clench, and pulls him up. He gives him a slap across the chest, and an elbow to the back of the head. He then gives him a strong Bodyslam onto the metal ramp. Clench grabs his back as Syberus makes his way to the chair. He raises the chair in the air, but Cllench rolls out of the way just in time! Syberus raises it in the air again, and Clench kicks him in the groin.

Tito: Ouch! Right in the jewels!

Clench is up and hits Syberus with two sharp jabs, but when he goes for the third, Syberus blocks it, and sends him down with a clothesline. Syberus wipes his hair from his eyes as he reaches down to again pick up Clench. He whips Clench towards the ring. Clench falls at the bottom, and rolls onto the floor outside the ring. As Clench starts to get up, Syberus stomps on him repeatedly. BloodMoney gets out of the ring, and stops him.

PB: What the hell is he doing?! This is a no DQ!

BloodMoney and Syberus argue about his actions ... until BloodMoney begins to stomp on Clench!

Tito: Urgh! I hate him! Even in a DQ match he finds a way to cheat!

After a few stomps, BloodMoney and Syberus give each other a smirk ... until Blood flips Syberus off. BloodMOney walks away leaving Syberus looking confused, but he starts working back on Clench. Syberus raises Clench to his feet, Clench knocks away his hands, and they begin to exchange blows. Syberus gains an advantage when he pokes Clench in the eye, and sends him to the floor with an Axe Handle.

Tito: Syberus seems to be working on Clench's back!

PB: Yep, and now he is positioning the ring steps to inflict more pain!

Syberus leans the top ring steps against the bottom. He picks up Clench, and whips him towards the jagged steps. Clench reverses it, sending Syberus into the steps instead.

Tito: Wham! What an impact!

Syberus lays in pain, and Clench mounts him and begins to punch him on the head! Clench then lifts him up, and body slams Syberus onto the ring steps!

Tito: At this rate, one of these guys may not make it to Global Domination!

PB: I think that's the idea Tito! Catch a damn clue!

Clench lifts up Syberus, and slides him underneath the ropes. He shoots a glare at BloodMoney who just shrugs and puts his hands in the air. Clench leans Syberus into one of the corners. He gives him a knife edged chop that makes Sybereus slump over. He picks him up again, and gives him another. Clench then backs up, and runs back giving Syberus a boot to the face. Syberus slumps down to the mat. Clench reaches down to pick him up when BloodMoney comes and pushes him aside, and starts stomping on Syberus!

Tito: Now this guy is ridiculous!

PB: Well he didn't become the heel we love to hate by being an angel Tito!

Clench pulls BloodMoney back and ask him what the hell he's doing. BloodMoney just looks at him and shrugs his shoulders. Clench grabs him by the throat and is about to kick him when Syrebus kicks him in the groin. Clench falls to the canvas clutching his groin. Syberus uses the ring ropes to pull himself up, and stomps on Clench's head. He then picks Clench up and delivers a punishing backbreaker across his knee. As Clench lays on the mat in pain, Syrebus climbs to the top rope, and hits a moonsault on Clench.

Tito: Did you see how high in the air he was!

PB: Looks like he tried to touch the top of the arena!

Syberus mounts Clench and starts pounding on him. He stops and rolls Clench out of the ring near the announcing table. He picks Clench's head up and tries to slam it on the announcing table. Clench blocks it, and slams Syberus head down instead with a sickening thud. Clench starts to unhook one of the monitors from the table.

Tito: Uh-oh! Looks like Clench has cruel intentions with that monitor!

PB: Yeah, and look at my boy BloodMoney!

BloodMoney is outside the ring by Syberus. He kicks him in the back and says some vulgar words to him. Clench finally has the monitor undone and walks over to Syberus. BloodMoney pushes him to hit Syberus, and Clench lays the monitor into the forehead of BloodMoney! He then turns around and flattens Syberus who was struggling to get to his feet. Clench then drops the monitor, and looks under the ring. He rustles around and is able to find a table. He sets the table up, and walks back over to Syberus. As he pulls Syberus up, Syberus hits him with a jab. Clench takes back the advantage when he gets a shot onto Syberus's wounded forehead which has been busted open. Clench gives Syberus a chokeslam onto the floor. He then picks him up and places him on the table.

Tito: This is crazy! Clench is going to the top rope, but his back pain is killing him!

PB: Wake up Syberus! Wake up!!

Clench's adrenalin gets him to the tope rope. Right when he is about to jump, Bloodoney grabs his foot. Clench falls on the ring ropes. Syberus rolls off the table, jumps on the ring apron, and gives Clench a T-Bone Suplex through the table. He then jumps off, and heads towards Tito.

Tito: Hey!

Syberus grabs Tito's chair, and heads over to Clench. He picks up Clench, and gives him a DDT right onto the chair. He then picks up Clench, and gives him a shot to the back from the chair. He then picks Clench back up, and gives him a reverse DDT onto the chair. Syberus spits on Clench as Clench lays motionless on the floor. He then gets a sadistic look in his eye as he reaches under the ring apron ... for another table! He takes the table to the other side of the ring, and this time pulls back the padding back on the floor. He sets up the table and walks back over to Clench. Clench is semi-conscious, and weakly hits Syberus, but Syberus gives him forearms to the head and throws Clench onto the table. He picks up a chair, and stalks BloodMoney, who is talking trash to a fan ... WHAM! He takes the unconscious BloodMoney and shoves him into the ring.

Tito: What is he doing?

PB: I don't know, but right now, it looks like he wants to powerbomb BloodMon ... OH MY GOD!!

Syberus powerbombs BloodMoney over the top rope sending him onto the table with Clench, as it snaps and falls to the floor. Syberus rolls out of the ring, and makes the cover. He starts shouting at the production crew to get a ref out there. Suddenly, a spotlight come on in the rafters. The crowd goes wild when they make out the figure!

Tito: Gideon! Gideon is here! Is he going to come and make the count?

PB: Killers can't count Tito! Besides, here comes a ref from the back!

Tito: It?s the Green Goddess!

The spotlight goes off, and Syberus gives his attention back to Clench.

1 ... 2 ... 3!!

Tito: The Goddess, she?s back!

The Green Goddess continuously looks up at the rafters trying to spot where Gideon is as she makes way to the back.

PB: It's over! And Clench ... Clench looks dead!

Tito: Is that necessary? Syberus is kicking him!

Security and paramedics hit the ring. The security hold Syberus at bay while the paramedics get to Clench. They pull out the neck brace and prepare him for the stretcher.

PB: Clench can hang it up for Global D! After those chair shots and going through two tables, nobody can take that much punishment and then wrestle in a PPV!

Tito: Wrestle? PB, Clench better hope he can walk again after that!

-Commercial Break-

(Ringside)

Tito: Well folks, this has been a very chaotic show and it still isn?t done yet. We still have the main event.

Bill: You that punk RAGE and his 2 sluts? ass whooping!

Tito: Don?t under estimate Suga and Vixon, they are both former Women?s Champion.

Bill: And that means what?

Tito: That means they can hold their own.

Bill: Right.

?Click Click Boom? hits the arena speakers as RAGE, Suga and Vixon make their way to the stage area. They strike a pose with RAGE in the middle, Vixon on his right and Suga on his left.

Bill: Aww, how cute. A family picture.

The FIRM members slowly make their way to the ring to the cheer of the crowd. The strike another pose in the middle of the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.

Tito: The fans just love these guys, Jakes.

Bill: So what!

?Revolution? by Aimee Allen now plays on the arena speakers. Sean and X make their way out to a chorus of boos.

Tito: I?m not sure if that was a smart decision in Sean?s part to fire Phil. He could use the help.

Bill: Please, Sean or X, alone can take on these 3 jackasses.

Tito: I?m not too sure about that.

Sean and X make it to the ring. The music fades.

Tito: Well looks like the match will now officially begin.

Bill: Now what? What does this tramp have to say this time?

Vixon grabs a mic.

Vixon: Well it seems like we have been using special referees in our matches tonight, so I figured I might as well join the trend. So here is the Main Event?s special referee?

?Shake Ya Tail Feather? plays as Geisha and Aysha come out dancing. The crowd cheers and cat calls can be heard all over.

Bill: Are you telling me these two sluts are going to be the referees? Hell I think Sean my need me on his team.

Tito: Down boy, I don?t think they are who Vixon has in mind.

The twins keep dancing and finally points to the back. D- Matic comes out wearing a referee?s attire to huge ovation from the crowd.

Bill: I think made a wrong turn, Foot Locker is on the other side of the street!

D- Matic slowly walks down to the ring. X is looking worried at the same time grinning at the site of D- Matic. Sean still looks calm and confident.

Tito: I don?t like the fact that Sean is still confident despite the fact that this is now a 4 on 2 situation.

Geisha and Aysha are still dancing when Oona comes out and attacks Aysha. Geisha comes to her sisters aid as the 3 ladies brawl all the way to the back.

Bill: that was interesting.

D- Matic makes his way to the ring as the music fades. He gives RAGE a pound and hugs to both Vixon and Suga.

Bill: This jackass is trying to act like a pimp. He better just do his job and call it down the middle.

Tito: So I guess we can finally begin this match. It looks as if Vixon and X are gonna start things off.

Bill: This slut is going to get her tapped I mean whooped.

Tito: Vixon is pointing to Sean. She wants it to be Sean and her to begin the match.

Bill: It?s not like it?s gonna make a difference. Any of those 2 can easily kick her ass.

Tito: Sean refuses to tag in.

Bill: I think Sean will let X have a little fun for now.

Tito: X is taunting Vixon but she just backs away and tags Suga in.

Bill: So I guess the boss is sending Suga to take the ass whooping for her.

Tito: X is just smiling and grinning.

*SLAP*

Tito: Suga just slap the taste out of X?s mouth.

Bill: Well Suga just got a reply for that slap, a Big Boot to her face.

D- Matic goes to warn X.

Bill: Now what is he complaining about? She hit him first.

Tito: X is still smiling. He is pointing to RAGE. He wants RAGE in the ring 1 on 1.

Suga goes to tag RAGE in.

Tito: Here we go the battle between 2 former friends. They circle each other and start talking smack.

Bill: Boring! Boring!

D- Matic gets in the middle of the 2 and tries to break it off. All of a sudden, Vixon comes in to the ring and takes x down with a Chop Block.

Bill: What the?

Vixon picks X up as RAGE goes back to the corner.

Tito: Beautiful Jawbreaker executed by Vixon. She goes for an early cover.

Bill: Please

D- matic drops down.

1..

No!

X kicks out.

Vixon hits a few Knee Drops before tagging RAGE in. The crowd goes wild in anticipation.

Bill: Oh now Mr. Tough guy wants in when X is down.

Tito: RAGE just planted X with a devastating DDT.

[B]RAGE throws X to the corner and tells Sean to tag in. Sean merely steps down.

Tito: RAGE whips X back to The FIRM?s corner and follows him in with a hard Clothesline.

Suga tags in.

Bill: So now everyone wants to take a jab at X.

RAGE holds X up for Suga. Suga hits X with stiff kicks to the mid section.

Tito: Looks like The FIRM has this match under control now.

Bill: It?s still early on.

[B]Suga gets a few stomps in on X. She then lifts him up. X fights back and takes Suga down with a stiff right arm only to be taken down by RAGE with a clothesline from outside.

Bill: Can someone please tell this guy that that was an illegal move.

Tito: I guess he didn?t see it.

RAGE tags back in.[/I]

Tito: RAGE is now back in. He takes X down with a German Suplex.

Bill: RAGE couldn?t beat X if he didn?t have help.

Tito: RAGE wants Sean in the ring.

[B]RAGE once again whips X to the Revolution?s corner for Sean to tag in. Sean, once again just steps down.

Tito: Is it just me or is Sean afraid of RAGE?

Bill: That is not true at all!

RAGE grabs X and hits him with a Snap Suplex. He once again demands Sean to come in.

Bill: Why does he want Sean? I think RAGE is afraid of X, that?s what it is.

Tito: Right.

RAGE hits a few stomps on X. Once again RAGE goes to look over Sean?s way but Sean merely steps down again. RAGE goes back to work on X.

Bill: Is he allowed to do that?

D- Matic drags Sean into the ring. Sean is starting to argue with D- Matic but stops when he realizes that RAGE has noticed he is in the ring.

Tito: Sean is backing away from RAGE.

X sees the chance and attacks RAGE from behind.

Tito: Sean and X stomp away at RAGE.

D tries to get Sean out of the ring.

Bill: Oh now he wants Sean out of the ring after he brought him in.

Sean gets a few more stomps in before he finally agrees to exit.

Bill: I guess The Revolution has taken control of this match.

X picks RAGE up and takes him down with a Side Walk Slam.

Tito: X goes for the cover.

D hesitates but drops down anyways.

1?..

No!

RAGE kicks out!

Bill: Slow count!

X picks RAGE back up and whips him to the ropes.

Tito: X almost took RAGE?s head off with that Big Boot to the face.

X follows it up with a Leg Drop.

Tito: That combo looks familiar.

Sean yells at X to tag him in.

Tito: Well well, now Sean wants in.

Bill: Well he is just giving RAGE what he wanted.

Sean takes RAGE down with a Scoop Slam.

Bill: Sean has full control of this match now!

Sean starts to taunt Vixon and Suga but turns around into a RAGE right hand.

Tito: That must have hurt.

RAGE hits Sean with another right hand and another. He knocks back for yet another blow but a figure from the crowd jumps the barricade and pulls RAGE out of the ring.

Tito: That?s the new guy Nu En Jin. That must have been the back up plan Sean was talking about

Bill: Well RAGE deserves this, after attacking En Jin in his debut match.

RAGE and Nu En Jin begin to brawl outside and they continue through the crowd.

Bill: So now the match is 2 on 2. It seems fair to me now.

Tito: 2 girls against 2 guys, hardly seems fair to me.

Bill: But they are both former Women?s Champion right?

Sean goes and pulls Vixon in by the hair.

Bill: Now we have the owner versus owner battle that we been waiting for.

Tito: Legend may have something to say about what Sean just did.

Sean forces a kiss on Vixon before taking her down with a Northernlights Suplex.

Tito: Sean bridges for the cover.

D drops down.

Bill: He better count fairly.

1?

No!

Suga breaks the count!

Bill: That little bitch!

X comes in and knocks Suga over the top rope. D gets into X?s face while Sean floors Vixon with a DDT.

Bill: This is almost over.

Sean lifts Vixon up to the top rope as D tries to get X out of the ring.

Bill: This is it.

Sean sets Vixon up for the Top Rope Twist of Fate. Suddenly, Suga comes in and puts Sean on her shoulders. Vixon comes off the top rope with a Clothesline on Sean.

Tito: Amazingly, The FIRM may actually still be able to win this match.

Suga and Vixon high five each other but then gets flattened by X with a Double Clothesline.

Bill: Like always, you spoke too soon!

X starts to stomp on both girls, giving Sean time to shake the cob webs.

Tito: X is punishing both members of 4play.

Bill: Now this is the kind of fore play that I like.

Tito: You?re sick you know that.

Sean is finally back up on his feet and goes right to work on Vixon. X throws Suga to the outside and follows her out.

Tito: Sean and X have taken firm control of the match, no pun intended.

Suddenly the crowd start to cheer as RAGE comes running down the isle.

Bill: Where did he come from?

Tito: RAGE runs over X with a Clothesline and immediately enters the ring to save Vixon.

Sean just planted Vixon with a Side Rusian Leg Sweep. He gets up and is face to face once again with RAGE.

Tito: Once again Sean backs away from RAGE.

Bill: Sean is just setting a trap for this jackass.

Sean takes a swing at RAGE but RAGE blocks in and turns it into a Full Nelson Slam.

Tito: RAGE is now stalking Sean. He is setting him up for the Thug Passion.

Bill: This doesn?t look good.

Tito: Not good at all.

Sean is slow to his feet. He turns around and gets a boot to the mid section.

Tito: Thug Passion! It?s over.

RAGE covers Sean. D drops down.

1?..

Bill: Kick out! Kick out!

2?..

X tries to get into the ring but Suga holds on to his leg.

3?..

Yes!

RAGE pins Sean!

Tito: The FIRM wins!

?Click Click Boom? hits the arena speakers as The FIRM leaves through the crowd. X comes into the ring to check on Sean. Sean slowly gets to his feet. Suddenly, Nasty E and Alyon Mac comes through the crowd and into the ring. The music stops. Nasty and Alyon slowly walks towards Sean and X, making Sean step back.

Tito: I think we got a couple of disgruntled workers here.

Bill:Ex- workers you mean.

?Damage Inc.? plays on the arena speakers as Extreme Killer Phil and Soulfly storm to the ring.

Tito: This doesn?t look good for Sean and X.

Bill: Not good at all!

Soulfly and Phil looks over at Nasty and Alyon. All 4 nod in unisons. They all walk towards Sean and X.

Bill: Get away Sean, get away!

Just it seems like the 4 ex TKOW! MegaStars are about to attack Sean, they all embrace in a group hug and raises each others hands.

Tito: What just happened here?

Sean grabs a mic.

Bill: Oh I can?t wait to hear this.

Sean: These 4 guys are now strictly under contract to Revolution Inc. So Vixon, I don?t care if you have 50% ownership of TKOW!, I have 100% ownership of Revolution Inc. You have no jurisdiction over any of my MegaStars anymore! You may have won this round but the war is far from over!

?Revolution? hits the arena speakers with Revolution Inc taunting the crowd. At this point, the camera catches up to The FIRM somewhere in the crowd, who have stopped to see what was going on in the ring. As the camera fades away, Damien Thorne, Twiddler and Bob Wiffo can also be seen some where in the crowd looking at the ring. A red fog engulfs them and as the fog clears, the 3 are no where to be seen.