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Various footage of Global Domination is shown, including an unedited version of the killing of Slare. Pyro then erupts as Total Conflict takes the air.

Tito: Wow! Welcome to Total Conflict everbody, we got a jam-packed show for you this evening. Both Sean Christopher and Vixon are out promoting TKOW2! Overseas, so it?s Jackson Fear?s house tonight.

Bill: Ah, quit kissing up. Fear doesn?t need you to plug him; he already knows how great he is.

TP: *sighs* It?s gonna be a long night.

PBJ: What?s that supposed to me?

?Back in Black, hit the sack??

TP: You know what that means. Looks like we won?t have to wait long to hear from Fear.

Fear emerges from behind the curtain and arrogantly walks down to the ring. He?s grinning from ear to ear as he grabs a mic from the timekeeper.

Fear: Hello Boston!

*Crowd erupts at the mention of their city*

Fear: Say, how ?bout those Yankees?

*The cheers quickly turn to boos as the Red Soxs fans look on*

Fear: Well, I could sit here and tell you more of what I think of your little cesspool here, but I gotta move on. As you know, I promised some HUGE announcements here tonight, and I am a man of my word. Before I start with those though, there?s a little footage I want to show you all. This is a little something from Global Domination that I wanted you all to see, so roll the tape, assjacks!

Fear is shown congratulating Samhain after his TV Title win on the Megatron.

Fear: You did it man. I knew you could do it. Sadler didn?t stand a chance against you.

Samhain: Yeah, I owe you one though. I couldn?t have done it wihout you.

Fear: Alright, don? be getting all sappy on m? well look who decided to show?

The camera pans out to reveal Jay Matthews beside them.

Fear: You got some explaining to do.

Jay: Listen, my mom was in the hospital. They diagnosed her with throat cancer. I?m sorry I haven?t been around, but I just had to be with her.

Fear: Oh, I?m sorry. I had no idea. How is she?

Jay: She?s okay now, thanks for asking.

Fear: Don?t mention it. The past?s the past my friend. What matters is your back now.

Jay: Thanks dude.

Fear: No problem. Anyway, let?s talk about all this tomorrow. Tonight we got some partying to do!

Jay: Hell yeah! That?s what I?m talking about!

Jay turns around and begins to start walking when he?s ambushed from behind by Fear and Sam. Both men stomp on his prone carcus before Fear holds him up for Samhain to level him with his belt.

Fear: Oh, poor Jay. You think you can ditch us and get away with it? I think not! From now on, you?re out of the Thrillers. Actually, you?re out of TKOW altogether. Your ass is fired!

Samhain: You tell him, Fear.

Fear: You have 2 minutes to get up and get your ass out before I call security, so I suggest you start moving.
Oh, and give my best to your mother.

Fear and Sam begin to laugh as the tape runs out and we go back to the ring.

Fear: You see, I showed that footage to prove a point. You do not fuck with me! Better yet, you do not fuck with the Psycho Thrillers!

*Crowd erupts into boos*

Fear: Shut up! From now on, you people do what I tell you to. And I?m telling you to welcome the NEW TKOW! Television champion. And my fellow Thriller? SAMHAIN!

Sam?s music hits but is quickly cut-off by the sound of a familiar voice. Seconds later, none other than Dr. Jonathan Death makes his way down to the ring.

Fear: You?ve got some nerve interrupting Samhain?s entrance. You give me one good reason why I shouldn?t fire you right now.

Death: How about, because you can?t?

Fear: Not to bright are we, Jon? I can fire anyone I please anytime I wish to do so.

Death: Yeah, with all due respect, I don?t think I?m the stupid one. You see, remember when you relieved me of my General Manager duties a few weeks back?

Fear: Yes, and I remember I enjoyed it immensely.

Death: Yeah, well as you know, you only own 25% of TKOW. So last week I went to the one person who can override your rulings, that being Vixon who owns 50%

Fear: Oh really?

Death: Yes, and although she didn?t give me my General Managing position back, she did give me some other authority.

Fear: Well whoop-dee-doo for you. This still doesn?t explain why you so rudely interrupted Samhain?s entrance.

Death: Actually, it does. You see, I am now in charge of all tag team matters in this company. And after seeing what you guys did to Jay, and the fact the Tag belts haven?t been defended in forever, I have no choice but to strip the Psycho Thrillers of the Tag Team Championships.

Fear: Over my cold, dead body.

Death: Have it your way.

BAM!

TP: Death just nailed Fear right between the eyes!

PBJ: Oh, he?s gonna pay for that. You heard Fear, no one messes with him and gets away with it.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Javert vs Mike McDougall

Tito: Here we have it everyone...the rookie challenge of the night...in an International showdown of sorts as France's Javert squares off against Scotland's McDougall...

Playboy: We should also point out Tito that although McDougall is a newcomer to TKOW! He's not a newcomer to the sport...

Javert stands perched on the turnbuckle waiting for his opponent as Flower of Scotland begins to play...Mike McDougall makes his way to the ring...

Tito: Here we go...the match is on...

Javert steps back letting McDougall enter the ring...

Tito: Not used to seeing that these days...Javert actually let McDougall enter the ring without attacking him...

Playboy: I know...he just blew his opportunity...

Tito: You would think that...

Both men circle as the bell rings...they lock up...McDougall puts Javert into a headlock...Javert pushes McDougall off...propelling him into the ropes...

Tito: So far this shows all the earmarks of a traditional mat wrestling showdown...

Playboy: But for how long Poppi...

McDougall comes off the ropes...Javert goes for a clothesline...McDougall ducks under catching Javert on his way by...spinning...locking on a sleeper...

Tito: McDougall...going for an early submission...

Playboy: Too early if you ask me...

Javert pulls himself toward the ropes...trying to break the hold...

McDougall spins around never losing his grip...dropping Javert with a hangman's neckbreaker...

Tito: I knew it...I knew this match couldn't remain civil...

Playboy: Told'ya...I'm beginning to like this McDougall...he has a certain something...

Tito: He cheats...?

Playboy: That could be it...

Playboy laughs...

McDougall rolls on top of Javert locking on a boston crab...

Playboy: McDougall's going for another submission...

Tito: He seems to love his submissions...

Playboy: As every man should...nothing beats the sound of one hand tapping...

Javert struggles to reach the ropes...they stay just out of reach...

Tito: McDougall seems to have it locked in there good...

The ref asks Javert if he'd like to submit...he says no...again and again...

Tito: But Javert is still in there...that man has stamina...I'll give him that...

Javert keeps struggling to reach the ropes...He finally makes it...

Tito: And Javert finally breaks the hold...

McDougall let's go...standing...dropping elbow after elbow across Javert's back...McDougall grabs Javert's legs...pulling...snapping him into the middle of the ring...locking on a camel clutch...

Tito: Now that was uncalled for...

Playboy: Hey...it got the job done...and McDougall is still in control...

The ref checks Javert...once...twice...not unconscious...

Tito: Javert is still alive in there...he's trying to fight it...

Javert grabs McDougall's right leg...then his left...pushing up with McDougall on his back...

Tito: He's gonna get out of it...

Playboy: Don't think so...

McDougall rakes the eyes...making Javert lose his grip...slapping on the sleeper once again...Javert grabs the ropes...

Tito: Javert seems to know where he is at all times...

Playboy: Unfortunately for Javert so doesn't McDougall...

McDougall lets go of the sleeper whipping javert into the opposite ropes...hurricanrana...pin...1...2...kick out...

Tito: Near pinfall there...but not near enough...

Playboy: But look at McDougall Poppi...he's still one step ahead...

McDougall gets up behind Javert waiting...Javert turns...belly-to-belly suplex...pin...1...2...foot on the ropes...

Playboy: Thought McDougall had him there...

Tito: Me too...

McDougall pulls Javert up in the middle of the ring...knees him in the gut...grabs hold of his arms...

Playboy: Here we go...we know what to expect next...

MCDOUGALL HITS THE DOUBLE ARM PILEDRIVER!!!!

McDougall rolls Javert over...1...2...3...

Winner: Mike McDougall

Tito: And there we have it...McDougall is our winner in this impressive debut match...

Playboy: Yup...McDougall is definitely the man to keep an eye on in the future...

The ref raises McDougall's hand as Flower of Scotland begins to play once more...

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

The Twiddler and Bob Wiffo vs Nova and Slim Gopey

Tito: Well we're in for a real barnburner here ...Nova and Slim Gopey will face off against two very unpredictible opponents in the for of Bob Wiffo and the Twiddler...

Playboy: And don't forget the best part Poppi...no DQ and no CO...they can take thier time and do it right...speaking of taking thier time...what's takin' Bob and Twiddler...

Nova and Slim stand in the ring...watching the aisle waiting for thier opponents to enter...the Red Fog fills the ring...when it clears we see Twiddler and Nova and Bob Wiffo and Slim Gopey battling it out...

Tito: There's your answer Bill...they just had to make an entrance...Avatar-style...

Camera 1: Bob clotheslines Slim over the top to the floor following it up by flying over the ropes on Slim high and hard...both men hit the concrete...

Playboy: Ouch...that hadda hurt...getting hit by a 300 lb flying man...

Tito: I'd think it'd hurt getting hit by ANY flying man...

Playboy: You may have a point there...

Camera 2: Nova throws Twiddler into the ropes hitting in on the return with a spinning kick to the midsection followed by a reversal of direction into a midhigh knee to the chin knocking Twiddler back into the ropes...Twiddler bounces back off the ropes with a hard flying headbutt to Nova's midsection...both men hit the mat...

Camera 1: Bob Wiffo has Slim up to thier feet...Bob backs up to the ring apron...hopping up...dropkicking Slim to the back of the head right into the audience...climbing up on the barricade...flying elbow into the audience onto Slim...onto the concrete...

Playboy: Slim and Bob have taken it to the stands...

Tito: Nothing pretty will come from this...

Camera 2: Both Nova and Twiddler are back up on thier feet...Nova runs to the rope coming off with a shoulder block to Twiddler...bouncing off...Twiddler doesn't budge...Nova runs to the next ropes...shoulder block...Twiddler still doesn't move...Twiddler smiles...Nova runs to the third rope...sliding under Twiddler's legs...rolling to his feet...Twiddler turns around into a spinning backheel kick by Nova...Twiddler rolls out of the ring phased...Nova hits the opposite ropes coming back with a suicide plancha between the top and second ropes...Twiddler catches him although momentum takes both men sailing back into the bell table knocking the timekeeper's head back into the steel guardrail knocking him unconscious...

Tito shudders...

Tito: Rudy Capello may have split his head open on that one...

Playboy: He knew the risks coming in...

Tito: HE'S A TIMEKEEPER...NOT A WRESTLER!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE SHOULDA KNOWN THE RISKS!!!

Playboy: Poppi...this is TKOW!...the BEER VENDORS even know the risk...

Tito shakes his head in disgust at the remark...knowing unfortunately that Playboy Bill Jakes is right on that call...

Tito: Wait a minute...what's Bob doing...he wouldn't...

Playboy: Ohhhhh helllll yeahhhhh he would...

Camera 1: Bob Wiffo picks Slim up onto the stationary divider...places Slim's head between his legs...and goes airborne...WIFFONATOR ONTO A PAIR OF STEEL CHAIRS...

Tito: WIFFONATOR! WIFFONATOR!

The audience begins to chant..."HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!"

Camera 2: Nova lifts Twiddler...Twiddler goes for the ringkeepers bell...swinging it at Nova...Nova ducks...Twiddler swings...Nova sends the bell back into Twiddler's face with a hard high kick...sending both men back and away from each other...Twiddler split open in the head bleeding...Nova on the floor grabbing his ankle in obvious pain...

Playboy: That one may have backfired on Twiddler but Nova's none worse for wear on that...

Tito: Nova seems to be favoring his leg...bt as we all know...it isn't the first time...

Camera 1: Bob struggles back to his feet lifting Slim up by the hair...Slim hits Wiffo with an elbow to the gut...grabbing his hair trying to slam him face first on a steel chair...Wiffo blocks with his foot...Slim's head hits...Slim springs back up bleeding...eye gauge to Bob Wiffo...Slim tries escaping...heading deeper through the stands...through the fans...Wiffo follows...as does the cameraman...

Tito: Slim's split open...

Playboy: So is Twiddler but you never said anything about that...

Camera 2: Nova hops back to his feet...favoring his right leg...he goes over to Twiddler...starting to lift Twiddler...Twiddler slings Nova over his shoulders into an F-5 on the concrete in one quick motion...he lifts Nova...rolling him into the ring...slingshotting himself over and into the ring with a legdrop across Nova's throat...Twiddler goes for the pin...1...2...shoulder goes up...

Tito: That was a near fall for Twiddler...I don't know how Nova managed to get out of that one...

Playboy: Nova's going for it again...

Twiddler hooks a leg going for a second pin...1...2...kickout...

Playboy: Nooooo..Nova kicks out again and Twiddler seems to be losing it...

Twiddler gets up and begins kicking Nova while he's down...Nova catches the kicking foot...sweeping the standing one...rolling Twiddler over going for the Walls of Jericho...Twiddler grabs for the ropes forcing the ref to break the hold...both men get up to a knee in opposite corners staring each other down...

Playboy: I don't know where these reserves are coming from with Nova...

Tito: He's Nova...he has tons of fight in him...this is far from over...

Playboy: Something's happenning in the back with Slim and Bob...check out the Khaostron...

Camera 1: Wiffo catches up to Slim at the concession stand...Slim grabs a Coke...takes a sip...and throws it into Wiffo's eyes...Slim grabs a plastic tray smashing it into Wiffo's face...knocking him to the floor...climbs the concession stand...

Tito: No he wouldn't...

Playboy: Once again Poppi...yes...he would...

Shooting Star Press to the concrete...Wiffo moves...

Playboy: They'll need a spatula to clean Slim up there...luckily they sell burgers there...they probably have one...

Tito stares at Playboy in disgust...

Camera 2: Nova and Twiddler rise...Nova rolls out of the ring...gets a chair...re-enters...Twiddler reaches into his pants and pulls out one of his own...both men smile eerily and nod...

Tito: Uh oh...we know where this is headed...

Playboy: DUELING CHAIRS!!!!!

Tito: And it seems Bob is planning to top that in the back...

Camera 1: Wiffo grabs Slim into a front facelock climbing/dragging Slim onto the concession stand counter...propels himself off the back wall...TAKE A WIFF ON THE CONCRETE!!!...both men are down...

Playboy: That may have hurt Bob just as much as it hurt Slim...

Camera 2: KLANG...KLANG...KLANG...KLANG...the chairs echo as metal hits metal...Twiddler swings low...Nova hops over the chair...dropkicking his chair into Twiddler's face...Nova throws a standing SSP landing on Twiddler going for the pin...1...2...Twiddler tosses him up and off...through the ring ropes...

Tito: That was a close one for Twiddler...

Camera 1: Bob wobbles up to his feet with Slim in hand...eye poke by Slim...Slim hops up hitting a hurricanrana on Bob...spins his body into a bulldog hitting THE 313 ON WIFFO...

Playboy: Ouch!!!!

on the concrete...Slim grabs a trash barrel...hits Wiffo repeatedly with it...

Tito: Oh come on...there's no call for this...

Playboy: It's extreme baby...anything goes...I'd do the same exact thing...

Tito: Why does that not surprise me in the slightest...

Playboy: Uh oh...Bob's getting up and he doesn't look too happy...

Wiffo gets up...growls...and gores Slim through the emergency exit door into the parking lot...

Tito: GORE! GORE! GORE!

Camera 2: Nova springs up on the ring apron...Twiddler comes at him...he drops Twiddler neck first across the ropes...springing him up leaving him stumbling...he grabs Twiddler from the outside setting him up...NOVACAINE...the fans explode...

Tito: NOVA HIT IT! HE HIT THE NOVACAINE!!!

Nova goes for the pin hooking a leg...1...2...Twiddler puts his foot on the ropes...

Playboy: Twiddler got lucky on that one...if he was in the middle of the ring the match would've been over...

Tito: Nova seems a bit irritated with the ref...

Nova gets pissed...yelling at the ref...

Camera 1: Bob grabs Slim by the head slamming him face first into one car...then the next...then the next...leading him toward the production fan in the distance...

Tito: If Slim comes out of this one without a concussion I'll be amazed...

Camera 2: Nova picks Twiddler up by the hair...bringing him toward the turnbuckle face first...Twiddler hits him with a hard elbow to the stomach followed by a headlock and run up the turnbuckle...FISH FRY ON NOVA...but Twiddler unfortunately doesn't have enough strength to capitalize on it...both men lie flat on thier backs unmoving...

Tito: Talk about a desperation move...Twiddler hit the Fish Fry but doesn't seem to have the strength to go for a pin...

Playboy: Poppi...look where Wiffo is headed...look...look...

Tito: No way!

Playboy: Way!

Camera 1: Bob slams Slim into the side of the production van...climbing the stairs...then the railing...right to the top of the van dragging slim along with him...the fans in the arena sigh in anticipation watching Slim and Bob on the Khaostron...Bob places Slim in a powerbomb position...brings him up...Slim floats over dropping to his feet...giving the turning Bob a swift kick to the kahones...Bob keels over...Slim puts him in powerbomb position...brings him up...floats over...BLING BLING JAM ON THE ROOF OF THE PRODUCTION VAN!!!!!

Tito: That's all well and good but how's Slim planning on getting him back to the ring to go for a pin...

Camera 2: Twiddler turns over almost lifelessly draping his arm across the fallen Nova...1...2...Nova gets a foot on the ropes...

Playboy: Soooooo close...

Twiddler struggles up to his feet helping Nova up as well...Twiddler throws Nova into the ropes going for a clothesline from hell...misses as Nova ducks heading for the opposite ropes...Nova springs back HITTING XCALIBUR RIGHT ON TWIDDLERS CHIN!!! Twiddler falls back through the ropes...Nova runs to the opposite ropes coming back under the ropes with a fast baseball slide sending Twiddler back into the guardrail...

Tito: Still alot of fight left in these guys...

Camera 1: Slim lifts Bob putting him into powerbomb position once again...lifts him him...Bob floats over...kicking a turning Slim right in the grapefruits as payback for earlier...Bob scoops up Slim...puts him into position...

Playboy: Oh shit...is this...is he...

Wiffo dives off the top of the production van...WIFFO-BOMB ON THE ROOF OF A CLASSIC ORANGE VOLKSWAGON BUG!!!!

Playboy: OHHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD!!!

The audience witnessing the event on the Khaostron gasps in awe as the HOLY SHIT chant begins again...

Camera 2: Nova unleashes on Twiddler with a flurry of kicks...lifting him up Novaplexing him back into the ring...Twiddler reaches into his pants pulling out a tennis racquet...Nova hops up to the apron and over the top rope just as Twiddler rolls to his feet delivering a killer backhand with the tennis racket to Nova's jaw...sending him back getting tied up in the ropes...the ref tries freeing Nova as Twiddler pounds him with the tennis racquet...

Playboy: There it is...there's that savage side of Twiddler we've been seeing lately...I knew it wouldn't be long till we saw it...

Tito: That's sick...Twiddler's whipping Nova like a redheaded stepchild...

Playboy: I don't know how but look...Bob's getting up...

Camera 1: Bob Wiffo climbs off the roof of the bug...opens the drivers side door...and gets in...finding no key he reaches under the dashboard playing with wires...the car starts...Bob smiles evilly as Slim Gopey lies unconscious on the roof of the car...Bob drives into the loading dock beeping to clear the way as he drives through the building...

Playboy: I think Bob just answered your question...

Tito: Which question...?

Playboy: How he could get Slim to the ring to make a pin...

Playboy laughs...

Camera 2: The ref finally succeeds in freeing a half unconscious bloody Nova as Twiddler lifts him up on the top turnbuckle...climbs...and dives to the concrete...FUNKIFIER TO THE FLOOR!!!

Tito: These guys are trying to kill each other now!!!

Playboy: Isn't that kinda obvious...

Tito: But there's not even any gold on the line...

Playboy: There's something more important here than gold Poppi...respect...reputation...

The audience chants at the obvious pain these men must've both felt...

Camera 1: A horn is heard beeping as the orange VW bug drives down the aisle to ringside...pulling aside the apron Bob rolls Slim off the roof and into the ring...climbing in behind him Bob goes for the pin on Slim...1...2...foot on the rope...

Tito: How the heck did he manage to move at all after the hit he took on the roof...

Playboy: Told'ya Poppi...this is TKOW!...there are no wimps here...

Tito: For once we agree on something Bill...

Playboy: Someone get Jersey on the phone...I need ta know if hell's frozen over and they're closest...

Camera 2: Twiddler rolls Nova into the ring...Bob goes for a pin on him...1...2...kicks out...

Tito: Nova kicks out yet again...talk about perseverance...

Twiddler enters the ring...both he and Bob grab Nova...throwing him into the ropes...double spinebuster on Nova...lifts him up...throws him into the other ropes...Nova ducks...picks up speed...suicide lariet on Bob...over the top rope to the floor...

Playboy: That's Nova for ya...even when he seems beat he manages to spring back...

Twiddler picks up Slim...slides the chairs from earlier into a stack in the center of the ring...sets Slim in position...

Tito: Is Twiddler doing what I think he is...?

Twiddle-bomb in the center of the ring on both chairs...

Tito: YES HE IS!!!

Nova slides into the ring halfway only to be pulled back out by Bob...

Twiddler goes for the pin...1...2...3...Twiddler pins Slim Gopey...

Winners: The Twiddler and Bob Wiffo

Tito: Bob and Twiddler are victorious!!!

Playboy: It isn't over yet Poppi...

Nova slides back in the ring seeming extremely pissed...he just stares at Twiddler...Twiddler reaches into his pants and pulls out peace beads...holding out his hand offering them to Nova...Nova laughs...

Tito: Maybe it is Bill...maybe we're about to see the respect we've grown used to seeing in TKOW!...

Twiddler holds out his hand to Nova in friendship...Nova accepts it...both men shake hands as Twiddler raises Nova's hand with his...

Tito: This is what it's all about Bill...respect...

Nova pulls Twiddler into a hard clothesline sending him crashing out of the ring on the opposite side of Bob Wiffo...Nova hops out over the top rope delivering a guillotine legdrop on Twiddler...he grabs Twiddler's head setting him up and delivering Novacain on the concrete...

Playboy: No Poppi...haven't you listenned to a word I've said...reputation...that's what it's all about...as Nova just showed Twiddler...

running around and into the ring as Bob comes to protect his partner...Nova spits on Bob and Twiddler from in the ring...Bob just points angrily at Nova...running his thumb across his own throat...

The Red Fog rolls into the ringside area...as it rolls away Bob and the Twiddler are gone...

Tito: Did you see the look on Bob's face...it's far from over...

Playboy: Do you see the look on Nova's face...I think it's just begun...

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Cameras catch Muffy Capone running with a purpose down backstage.

Muffy: Fear! Fear, do you have a minute?

Jackson Fear, slowly turns around and begins to speak. He looks visibly upset.

Fear: What the hell do you want?

Muffy: I?m just wondering what your HUGE announcements are. You never got to say them after?

Fear: Shut it! You wanna know my announcements, well too damn bad! You know, it?s people like you that?

Fear stops in mid-sentence and seems to have a complete change in attitude.

Fear: Actually, maybe I will let you in on that. I?m not gonna let some has-been loser ruin my day. So here goes:

1. I have decided the location of the Rumble in the Jungle. It will be in none other than? the Joe Louis centre in Detroit! I know one thing, I can?t wait to finally be out in front of a crowd that?s actually coherent.

*Loud jeers can be heard in the background.*

2. It?s about damn time we got rid of these belts around here. That?s why I am decided it will be David Rave and Damien Thorne competing against each other at the Rumble in the Jungle, with the winner becoming the first-ever Ultimate Chaos Champion. That?s right, as of Rumble in the Jungle, the Extreme Chaos and Dragonweight belts will be no more.

Muffy: Wow, that is some big news.

Fear: Ahem! You will speak when spoken to.

Muffy: Sorry.

Fear: Sorry who?

Muffy: Sorry Mr. Fear sir.

Fear: Thank you. Now, this last announcement might very well be the biggest. You see, I have been in negotiations with a certain former Megastar, a former TKOW! Champion to be exact, and he is now all set to return. In fact, he is the first participant in the actual Rumble in the Jungle match.

Muffy: Well, who is it?

Fear: Ah, now that would ruin the element of surprise. Anyways, this little interview is now over. Hit the bricks, Fluffy.

Muffy: Um, it?s Muffy.

Fear: Same thing. Oh and Muffy, one more thing: I suggest you stay tuned. This night is far from over.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Victoria Secret goes one-on-one with T.K. Styles

As the TKOW camera's come back on air.. Victoria Secret is shown walking the hallway from her confrontation with Aysha. She heads for her interview with T. K. Styles. A minute passes and Victoria finally reaches her destination Before walking up to Styles.. Victoria stops and straightens herself out.. and then proceeds. A crewman gives a directional nod at T. K. to tell him that Victoria is behind him. T. K. turns around with a smile on his face.. and goes to welcome Victoria Secret...

Styles: Ah.. you've made it. Welcome Ms. Secret.. i'll be interviewing you today.. and I would like to say that it's a pleasure to finally meet you!

T. K. extends out his arms for a welcome hug..

Victoria: I wish I could say the same thing.. lets get on with this interview please.

Victoria walks right pass T. K. and is directed to her seat by the crewman. T. K. shrugs his shoulders.. and turns and heads towards Victoria. Styles sits down.. beginning to fiddle around with himself and the clipboard he has in hand. Victoria crosses her arms and legs.. and impatiently waits for T. K. to get himself situated. After a few seconds.. Styles is set to go. He places his clipboard at his feet.. and waits for the signal to start..

5... 4... 3... 2..

Styles: Good evening Ladies and Gentlmen.. welcome to TKOW's One-on-One with you're very own T. K. Styles! Tonight we have a very special lady in the house. Earlier this year.. TKOW had the privilege of signing one of the most alluring woman to its ever growing roster. Known throughout the fashion world over.. she sauntered into TKOW.. and made one of the biggest debuts of any MegaStar.. MegaDiva.. period! Unfortunantely as time went on.. she went into hiatus.. not being seen or heard from by anyone. Surprisingly at last week's Global Domination pay per view.. she re-emerged.. and got down and dirty with our VIXON! It's my pleasure to introduce to you all.. none other than the lovely.. VICTORIA SECRET!

Camera's pan over to Victoria Secret.. who is shown picking in her nails. A few seconds go by and Victoria still doesn't respond. T. K. clears his throat loudly to get her attention. Victoria finally realizes the camera is now on her...

Victoria: About time you got done talking. Hi world.. it's me.. the one and only Victoria Secret. Thanks you for having me on your show today T. K.

Styles: The pleasure is all mine. Now Victoria there is one thing i've got to say before we start this interview. WOW! You look absolutely stunning today!

Victoria: Today?! What are you trying to say.. today is the only day i've looked good out of all the times you've seen me?!

Styles: No.. no.. not at all. Im just sayi..

Victoria: Just get on with the interview.. I have better ways of wasting my time rather than being here!

Styles: (In monotone voice) yeah.. fucking the boss.

Victoria: What did you just say?!

Styles: Yeah.. you're the boss!

Victoria: Okay.. thats what I thought I heard.

Styles: First question.. what was your reason attacking our Co-Owner Vixon at Global Domination this past Sunday?

Victoria: I swear you have to be one of the dumbest individuals who i've ever spoken to! What was my reason for attacking Vixon at Global Domination?! Is it really that difficult to answer?! I hate Vixon.. Vixon hates me! Anyone with at least some molecules of a brain knew that Vixon would try and use your recycled body to interfere in the 4-Way Custom Title Match. Soulfly contacted me beforehand and asked if I would have his back.. and I said sure.. why not? So I fulfilled my duties.

Styles: Does that mean that you're apart of Damage Inc.?

Victoria: For now.

Styles: Well I know a question that has been on everyone's mind since your departure is why did you leave?!

Victoria stares blankly at T. K. and doesnt say a word..

Styles: Victoria.. did you hear the question?

Victoria: I sure did!

Styles: Well?!

Again.. Victoria doesnt nudge to say anything.. she just stares at T. K...

Styles: I guess that question wont be recieving an answer. Moving along.. how have things been between you and RAGE since we last saw you. It was a secret to no one that you two had a thing for each other. You two had to have kept in contact somehow.

Victoria begins to snap her fingers at the off camera crewman.. he looks and Victoria says..

Victoria: Umm.. next time.. can I get somene to interview me that finished and got their degree in journalism?!

The crewman laughs and nods his head. Victoria turns back to T. K..

Victoria: Im pretty sure while you were rambling on and on at the beginning of the show.. you said that since my leave of absence I wasnt seen or heard from by anyone.. so how in the hell would me and RAGE communicate each other?!

Styles: Hey.. it could've been a secret!

Victoria: Which is why I wouldn't have told you if we did.. because you said it.. it would've been a secret! To answer the question anyways.. no.. me and him have not talked since I was last seen. Quite frankly I could give a damn about what he's doing now. I know he's aligned himself with Vixon now.. and that is more than enough informational garbage that I need to hear!

Styles: Strong words there. Where do you see yourself as your career in TKOW goes on?!

Victoria: Hopefully.. as far away as possible from you. Career.. the most successful.. beautiful woman that this company has ever seen!

Styles: Gonna let us in on how your gonna do the successful part.. the beautiful part seems to be down packed!

Victoria: You try way toohard.. anyhow.. lets just say its one of my many secrets!

Styles: Hopefully we'll find ou...

Suddenly T. K. starts to fidger with his earpiece. A static voice can be heard coming from the other end.. T. K. nodding his head after each break. He nods his head and gives an O.K.. and turns toward Victoria...

Styles: Victoria we just got word from the back that Aysha was found lying under a pool of shattered glass.in a bloody mess. Sources tell me that they saw you leaving the scence before you came here. Is that true?!

Victoria flashes a smile across her face.. but quickly goes back to being stern..

Victoria: Do you believe everything you hear?!

Styles: Im just going by what i've been told.

Victoria: If thats the case.. somebody told me that you purchase Victoria Secret lingerie.. and not for a female partner.. but rather yourself because you love the way they feel!

T. K.'s eyes and mouth widen with shock..

Styles: Hey who told yo.. I mean.. thats completely ridiculous. Never mind I even asked. You kn..

T. K. begins to choke on his own saliva. Victoria rolls her eyes and shakes her head. She then signals for the crewman to bring her a glass of water. The crewman goes.. and rushes back with water and hand and gives it to Victoria. T. K. starts motioning for the water..

Victoria: God.. I dont want this crap.. here!

T. K. reaches for the water.. but Victoria pulls back. She then throws the water in the face of T. K. He falls out of his chair.. and squirms around on the floor. Victoria gets up out of her seat..

Victoria: It looks like you're having personal problems right now.. so i'll be going. This interview went over the alloted time I gave anyway. Ta-Ta!

Victoria steps over the gagging T. K. and walks out of view of the camera. Camera's then pan back to T. K. who suddenly lets out a burp and stop squirming. He starts to breath heavily as the camera follows Victoria out.

Victoria is looking for the nearest exit when she?s stopped by a little, husky man with huge glasses.

VS: May I help you *looks at nametag*, Bruce?

Bruce: Yes, I was sent to let you know Vixon has just issued a challenge to you for Rumble in the Jungle.

VS: Oh really? Well you go phone that bitch back and tell her I accept.

Bruce: She doesn?t want an ordinary match though. She?s challenged you to a? a Hair vs Hair match.

VS: Hair vs Hair? Is she insane? Oh this is great. I can?t wait to shave that girl bald.

Bruce: So you accept?

VS: Of course I do. Now get out of my face.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

[B}Green Weasel vs ?Superfly? Nathan Melvin[/B]

Tito: Welcome back fans. We are just about to have the return of the Green Weasel!!!

Bill:Why does everybody think that Weasol can even get this win??? She is just a women

Tito:She was a Custom Champion!!!

Bill: Big deal!!! That is a nobody title anybody. The only reason it is still around is
because of Soulfly!!!

Melvin & Weasel tie up but Weasel throws Melvin into his corner. Melvin runs out and goes under goddess legs. Melvin then comes off of the ropes into a huge spinning Wheel Kick.

Tito:Great move by Superfly there.

Bill: That was a mess up! There is not way Melvin was attempting that!!!

Melvin lifts Weasel and pushes her to the turnbuckle. He steps on hte 2nd rops and nails a hard kick to the face knocking Weasel down. Melvin then climbs to the top rope as Weasel gets up. Melvin takes of for a Spinning Wheel Kick but Weasel catches him. Weasel lifts him up and goes for a Gorrilla Press but Melvin spins off and nails a dropkick to the knee

Tito:Melvins quickness is outdoing Weasels power right now

Bill: But he doesn?t look like he will be able to last.

Melvin lifts Weasel up and calls for the 4th Gear.

Tito: It looks like Melvin wants to get it over.

Bill: He is facing a Girl!!! It shoud be over with allready!!!

Melvin sets Weasel up for it but Weasel punches him in the gut three times. She then does a Northern Lights Suplex into a pinfall!!! The pin




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Melvin gets up and quickly and when Weasel gets up Melvin sets him up for a sitout powerbomb. The pin








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Thr.....No again. This time Weasel kick outs.

Tito: What a turn of events. That was a huge Sitout Powerbomb!!!

Bill: But he still can?t beat her!!! That is sad!!!

Quickly Melvin lifts Weasel up and tries an irish whip but Weasel counters. Weasel then nails a back body drop and Melvin flies all the way out of the ring & into the 2nd row!!! *The fans chant HOLY SHIT!!!!*

Tito: My good did you see how high Superfly went there!!!

Bill: *snickers* Lives up to his name doesn?t he.

Weasel gets out of the ring and climbs the barricade. Then Weasel throws Melvin back into the barricade. Weasel then punches Melvin over and over until blood is dripping from his face.

Tito: Man Weasel is blood thirsty hear tonight.

Bill: And like all women, she is also money hungry.

Weasel throws Melvin into the ring. She lifts him up but Melvin flips out and nails a huge Roundhouse kick from mid air!!!!!

Tito: Huge kick by Melvin

Bill: What a flip

*Melvin goes for a Hurrcarana but all of a sudden Goddess throws Melvin of of her and into the ropes. Melvin runs right into a monstorus closeline*

Tito: Out of nowhere Weasel has taken all of Melvins steam away!!!

Bill: This is not possible!!! How can a Women come back and beat Melvin????

*Weasel lifts Melvin up and sets him up for a Powerbomb. The fans roar with excitment. She lifts him up and drops him*

Tito:My God!!! What a devastating Powerbomb!!!!

Bill:How did she lift him that high???

*Suddenly from behind Soulfy grabs Weasel leg from outside the ring. He holds onto his belt and smoking a blunt.Weasel tries to grab him but Soulfly backs away laughing. Then from behind Jason Starr hits Soulfly with a Chair*

Tito: It looks like Soulfly is no longer a factor in this match

Bill: Hey Starr!!! You can?t treat our champion like that!!!
*Starr & Soulfly brawl all the way to the back. Goddess watches them fighting but doesn?t leave the ring. She turns around and BOOM!!! Melvin nails Weasel with a Superkick. He goes for the pin quickly.









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THREE!!!!!

Winner: ?Superfly? Nathan Melvin

Tito: My god!!! How did Melvin pull that one off?

Bill: YES!!! YES!!! Goes to show you you can?t leave fpr a month and come back on top!!!

*All of a sudden Soulfly who has apperetly sepperated from Starr runs down to the ring as Melvin leaves. On his way to teh ring Soulfly grabs a chair. When Weasel finally gets up BAM!!!! Chair shot to the head behind Soulflys back ?The Iceman? Jason Starr comes down and gets on the apron.Soulfly waits for Weasel to get up. When Weasel gets up she ducks under a chair shot as Iceman nails a Springboard into a Missile Dropkick into the chair knocking it into Soulfys face!!! Then Starr lifts up Soulfly and calls for the Un-Civil War. He turns slightly just in time for Weasel to hit him with a crushing chair shot. Soulfly turns around and Weasel hits him with the chair too. Weasel leaves the ring with both Starr & Soulfly on the mat bleeding.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Soulfly is shown being stitched up in the back.

Soulfly: Is there anyway you could do this any quicker?

Paradmic: Stay still. What?s the rush?

Soulfly: Let?s juts say, I?ve got some more business to take care of.

[TKOW Board]

Icarus Evangeline vs ???

The sound of a distorted guitar is heard, silently following soon after by the sound of deep bass and pounding drums. The vocalist screams the first verse

?my heartstrings cease to strain I?ve acquired a taste for poisoned lips drank deep of this disease in me adored with prying eyes beneath a mask made of flesh.?

The song continued as Icarus stepped under the khaostron, his eyes seemed to glow with an undying hatred as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He wears a black tight fishnet shirt, black bondage styled pants.

Tito: It seems there is something brewing with in Icarus, as if he?s snapped..

Playboy Bill: Wouldn?t you if your pregnant girlfriend was abducted from your home from?

Tito: True, I believe I would..

Playboy Bill: Anyways, soon?

Bill was interrupted by the sound of Kasumi?s muffled scream on the Khaostron, it was a live feed of her somewhere in the back of the arena. Icarus grew in raged, as jemani comes out from the back, holding a microphone.

jemani-?Icarus, I know what you plan to do, I know??

Icarus charge out towards the ropes, baseball sliding from under the ring running his way up the ramp way to where jemani is. Who dropped the microphone as he saw the running Icarus.

Tito: ?It seems as if Icarus has something to hide??

Playboy Bill: ?Seems that way doesn?t it Tito??

jemani charges forward, drop kicking Icarus full force, sending him rolling back from the ramp way. He shouts to him.

jemani-?Icarus, I own your very soul!?

Tito: ?Who does jemani think he is, God??

Playboy Bill: ?I didn?t even know Icarus had a soul??

Icarus slowly stood up, stepping back against the ring. At this time jemani charged forward again in an attempt to give him the big boot to the face. Icarus ducked down, causing jemani to send one of his legs into the ring. Icarus grinned evilly as he came up upper cutting jemani under the chin causing his mouth to cut his tongue in half.

Tito grimaced

Tito: ?I hope he doesn?t swallow his own tongue!?
Playboy Bill: ?Well it serves him right!!?

Icarus-?Come on jemani, talk to me!?

he said as jemani staggered about, holding his mouth, Icarus grinned, such a perverse look came across his painted face as he slide under the ring for a moment. Without notice, the lights went out, everything jet black.

Tito: ?What what in the?!?

Playboy Bill : ?Alright, who didn?t pay the light bill??

the lights flashed back showing, Icarus now back from under the ring, a familiar box is at his side sharp metal rods, a foot long protrude up, as well as tacks and needles glitter under the light of the arena.. jemani looks around confused as the lights come on.

Playboy Bill :?Oh My GODDDDDDDD! Is ?that the??

Vega with nervous tones

Playboy Bill :?Yes! It?s the box of sharp objects used on The Machine, as well as his matches against Soulfly!?

Icarus charged forward, punching jemani in the mouth, causing more blood to flow from his mouth. Icarus grinned evilly as he threw jemani into the ring. He pounced on him, punching him in the face screaming.

Icarus-?You think you can come here, and take everything of mine? Do you??

Tito: ?This is not looking so good??

Playboy Bill: ?Parents, you cover your children?s eyes..?

Blood started to appear more evident on Icarus hands and as well on the matt, Icarus grins as he stands up. Picking up the almost lifeless form. He pulls him over to the left ring post, pulling him up next to him.

Tito: ?Icarus, don?t do it! Don?t do it!!!!?

Playboy Bill grimaces as he turns away

Icarus sets him up fro a power bomb, he grins evilly as he jumps forth, picking jemani up, slamming his head down into the mixture of metallic rods. Icarus staggered lightly as the security came down. Icarus turned, pulling a spike out from his skull, and starts to stab him in the head viciously, blood splattering from outside of the ring so, many of the audience feel warm droplets of red rain aswell as finding white matter on there clothing.
Icarus took hold of the metallic spike and continue to smash it into jemani?s face, slowly it falls off revealing his cracked skull and whats left of the brain. The crowd cries in disgust as mothers cover there children?s eyes, as Icarus starts beating the spike into the lifeless wrecks neck. He laughs with such insanity as the head slowly detaches, Icarus grins as he picks it up, and throws it into the ring. Then he proceeds to climb under the ring, grabbing a long sword, and starts to detach his limbs one by one, then his body cut in half intestines and stomach, bladder and various vital organs now layed outside of the ring..

Playboy Bill: ?Was there ever a match??

Tito is heard vomiting to the side. Bill pats his back, as he tries to stay strong, ending up vomiting all over Tito, then Tito vomits back on Bill.

Kasumis screams could be heard causing Icarus to look up at the Megatron which showed Kasumi tied up in a chair, gagged and unable to help herself, a face then comes into the screen from the side??..Soulflys face, he has a evil smile across his face

Icarus watched the screen, as he growled lightly, as he paced watching the video, hatred filtering threw his veins.

Soulfly-?well well well, if it isn?t my good buddy Icarus, the man who stole my Extreme Chaos Championship from me, well since they we?ve both moved on to better things?.me the Custom championship, you, well you?re an expecting father, that is if I let the fetus stay inside Kasumi here, you see I will be honest with you, I didn?t have any part in her disappearance, but im sitting at my house when a fellow that you know stops by, I belive you know him, seeing as you just put his spleen on the turnbuckle there.?

He paused, laughing slightly

Soulfly-?but good old Jemani came by my house with an offer I couldn?t refuse, and you see that offer sitting right behind me, he knew that there was a chance that he wouldn?t be able to continue his torture of kasumi after tonight, and who better to turn her over to than the master of inflicting pain on helpless victims??.the one man who hates Icarus more than jemani himself, that?s right, me!?

Soulfly stepped about slightly, grinning, then laughs once more in devious tones.

Soulfly-?little kasumi here will be just fine Evangeline, I?ll be sure to take good care of her, and don?t bother trying to find her, it will never happen I have her well hidden now, hell this is actually a prerecorded tape?

Soulfly begins laughing on camera as in the ring, Fly has emerged in the ring behind Icarus with a steel chair and whacks Icarus across the back of the head with it

Icarus falls to his knees, Fly sets down his chair behind Icarus

Evangeline struggles to his feet as Fly picks up a kendo stick?.he chokes Icarus with it then hits a siderussian legsweep onto the chair.

Tito: ?The Downstroy!!!!!! Fly has knocked Icarus out cold!!!!?

Fly stands over Icarus holding the kendo stick up into the air above his head in celebration.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Shogun vs. Jason Starr

Tito ? Playboy, this next match is the accumulation of what has been a rather.. interesting feud between Jason Starr and Shogun.

Bill ? Interesting,?? Poppi, this feud has had more drama than an entire season of General freaking Hospital. If you consider that interesting, so be it, but this all makes me want to hurl.

Tito ? Regardless, in the week following Global Domination, these two mega-stars beat the hell out of each other every opportunity they got within a 2-mile radius of one another.

(Clips begin to show over the Khaostron of the evolving events surrounding the match, starting with Geisha?s actions at Global Domination in the Custom Title match, then concluding with the bar room brawl from just a few days earlier.)

Tito ? Along the way of these epic brawls, these two men came to some kind of agreement so to speak.

Bill ? Yeah, yeah.. Again, more drama than a damn soap opera.

Tito ? Call it melodramatic if you will, but the fact is these two have one common bond in that both have the best interests of the lovely Geisha.

Bill ? Lovely nothing. Geisha is a gold digger. She?s pulling this woe is me act, crying and sniffling like she?s hurting because of their fighting, when in reality she gets in to them fighting like dogs.

Tito ? Will you stop? Geisha is one of the most polite, lovely young ladies I?ve personally ever met.

Bill -- Of course you would say that Poppi.. The only women you know personally are your mother and the cashier at the all you can eat, buffet bar.

Tito ? Oh, I forgot you were such a ladies man Bill.

Bill ? Hey, they don?t call me Playboy for no reason.

(Suddenly, the lights dim over the arena, as blue and red lights illuminate the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak.

"The Future is now".

"It's time for you to take notice."

"No defeat, no submission... No Surrender!!!!"

Following the words, the lights return to normal as red and blue fireworks begin to shoot from the floor, while "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, an image of Jason Starr blocking a shot made by Tim Duncan, then Starr sacking an unsuspecting QB during his days as a linebacker at Alabama, as gold pyro shoots through the rafters. A few seconds later, Starr appears in the smoke, decked out in a a black leather jacket with an American Flag and WE REMEMBER on the back. Standing by his side is Geisha, covered in a short cut, red, white and blue leather jumper. As the smoke subsides, Starr raises his singapore cane into the air. He then bashes himself in the head repeatedly with the cane, working himself up to a frenzy before dashing down to the ring. He then holds the ropes open for Geisha, who signals to the crowd, before removing Starr?s jacket and taking it to the floor. Starr then escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points the cane in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before slinking in to the corner to await his opponent.)

Tito ? Ladies and Gents, Starr looks focused! Ever since the Custom Title match at Global Domination, Starr has been almost a new man.

Bill ? What a good thing that is. The old man was beginning to piss me off.

(?Not Falling? by Mudvayne begins to blare over the loudspeaker, as an image of a ying-yang and the words MONEY, POWER, RESPECT and HONOR appear on the Khaostron. A few, Shogun appears on top of the rampway, pointing towards the ring and Starr before darting in to the ring. In his right hand, he carries an American Flag, waving it periodically. He stops when he gets in to the ring, and throws a three-finger salute in to the air. The two exchange a quick glare, before banging fists as a sign of respect.)

Tito ? What a great sign of sportsmanship and patriotism by Shogun and Starr! Despite being a resident of Japan, even Shogun got in to the spirit of September 11.

Bill ? Why don?t you gag me with a spoon.. It?s nice to see the two are all of a sudden the best of friends, when they were trying to bash each other?s brains out just days ago.

Tito ? No one said anything about being best friends Bill, but the two have agreed to put their mutual animosity aside and..

Bill ? Blah, blah.. Kiss and make up.. They should both retire and go audition for damn job on Melrose Place.

Tito ? Umm, Bill that show went off the air several years ago.

Bill ? Good.. Even more the reason for them to go.. We won?t have to see the two anymore.

Tito ? Bill, as a wrestling fan, I oppose that comment. Jason Starr and Shogun are two of the most athletically gifted superstars we have ever seen.

Bill ? Yes, I am well aware that Starr is an NBA alumni and a former college football star at Alabama. He only wears it all over the place like he owns the joint. I also know about Shogun?s ?martial arts? background. However, both seem more worried about their own adjendas. Hell, Starr seems more worried about dropping Geisha?s skirt around her ankles, while Shogun would rather turn to the keg.

Tito ? Everyone has their issues at sometime Poppi. God knows, your not perfect. As for Starr and Geisha, I detect some jealousy. Did you get rejected for another date?

Bill ? No one ever rejects The Playboy, Poppi. Unlike you, I can actually get a woman not named Mom to notice me.

(In the ring, Shogun and Starr are seen preparing to lock up, when all of a sudden over the Khaostron, Sean Christopher?s face adorns the screen. Live from Japan, upon seeing him, the crowd begins to chant ASSHOLE at a rapid pace.)

Tito ? Look Bill.. The people know your name..

Sean ? Ahh, just the reaction I expected from you Beaneaters.

Bill ? Ha Ha!! Well said Prez!

Tito ? Sean Christopher certainly not endearing himself to Boston tonight..

Sean ?Anyways, it?s great, really great to see you two have put your differences aside and are now suddenly the best of friends. However, despite being in association of Bostonian losers, our sponsors are paying good money to see this match. And we all know I do not let the sponsors down, despite where the show is held! Now, since you two want to be so buddy buddy, I have come up with a backup plan.

(Starr and Shogun turn and look at eachother with quizzical looks. Suddenly, from the crowd, Nasty E and Alyon Mac charge the ring with steel chairs and attack Starr and Shogun with them. After three chairshots, they send Shogun to the floor with a crash, as they begin to double team Starr, while Christopher continues on the mic.)

Sean ? You see Starr, not long ago Alyon Mac gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, to be amongst winners and join the Revolution! However, your love relationship with Geisha and your newfound friendship with Shogun have proven to me that you want to be just like these Boston Beaneating bums.. A LOSER. Alyon.. Nasty.. Show this Rudy wannabe what happens when your against us!

(The two clang chairs together then raise them up in the air, while Starr groggily rises to his feet. Not wanting to see anymore, Geisha quickly rushes in to the ring and grabs the chair. Both men turn and get sadistic smiles on their faces while turning the chairs towards her)

Tito ? No!! Don?t do it!! Damn it Sean, you son of a bitch!! Stop this! She?s an innocent woman!

Sean ? Do it boys! Prove the Revolution proud!

(Alyon and Nasty rise the chairs up and prepare to smash Geisha with them. As they swing, Starr gains enough power and pushes Geisha to the side, taking the crushing blow to the side of the head!)

Bill ? Yes!!! Serves that sap right!

Tito ? Bill, Jason may have just saved Geisha?s damn life there! He put himself in harms way to save his girlfriend!

(The image fades in to Starr?s head covered in blood from the multiple chair shots. Alyon and Nasty look at each other and exchange a high five before holding up the chair for another shot. Suddenly, Geisha throws herself over Starr?s prone body to protect him from further abuse)

Tito ? Now Geisha has covered Starr! She refuses to let anything happen to him..

(The two lift the chair again for a double shot. All of a sudden, a flash of light crashes across their backsides as Shogun slams the cane across Alyon Mac?s back. As Shogun follows and continues his assault, Nasty E scrambles for the chair. However, he does not see David Rave jump from the crowd. As E picks up the chair, he has it kicked in to the face by Rave, who then gives him the XTC. The four get to their feet, as a bloodied Starr, Rave and Shogun clear the ring of the intruders.)

Tito ? How do you like that? Rave, Starr and Shogun clear house!

Bill ? Big deal! 3 on 2. Now that?s impressive!

(The three turn and stare off as the camera fades.)

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

TP: Ladies and gentlemen, few of us have recovered from the recent passing of one of TKOW?s finest divas, Paige Turner. Well, we thought it?d help if we showed the footage of her funeral last Friday.

Cuts to scene. Alyon, SoulFly, Sean Christopher, Extreme Killer Phil, and some others all stand in the procession line at the funeral. Yet there seems to be no one there.

AM: Man, I really thought Paige had some people that cared about her.

SC: Are you sure you put the right time in the newspaper???

AM: Yeah.

EKP: Maybe, the people were just too horrer strucken , that they couldn't stand to be here.

AM: I guess maybe.

A man walk in...

AM: That's her twin brother, Alex Turner...

The man runs at him, and spears him into a vase, and the face shatters into his back.

AT: NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF SHOTGUN ALEX TURNER...YOU MURDERER!!!

Sean and Phil pull ShotGuN off Alyon, and Sean calls the police, as medics carry Alyon out of the Funeral Home.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Samhain vs Legend (TV Title match)

TP: You know what time it is now, Bill?

PBJ: Time for you to shut up?

TP: No, it?s time for Samhain vs Legend. Legend?s already in the ring, so we?re just waiting for the champ now.

?Ghost Rider? by the Rollins Band screeches it?s way into the PA system as Samhain makes his way out from behind the curtain. He points back to the entrance ala the NOW, as the lovely Magdalene emerges. They both take their time making their way to the ring, as Sam finally slides in.

DING! DING!

The two men tie up as the match begins. Legend gets the better of the exchange, as he tosses Samhain back.
Sam slides back out to the floor to psyche himself back up, before pushing Maggie in Legend?s way as he takes to the floor after him.
Sam gets back in the ring first and greets Legend with a pair of elbows to the face as he enters behind.
Legend shakes them off and swiftly takes Sam down before unleashing with a serious of vicious rights and lefts. The referee breaks it up but Legend goes quickly back to the assault. He rams Sam?s head repeatedly into the turnbuckle, causing him to fall straight back to the mat.
Legend then goes to work on Sam?s right leg with a series of stomps and knee-rams. He lets him back up, but quickly takes his leg from out under him with a chopblock.
Sam begins to limp around as Legend connects with a stiff DDT.

1?

2?

NO! Sam gets his leg up at the last moment.

As Legend picks Sam back up, Jackson Fear begins to make his way down to ringside. The referee begins jawing with Fear, allowing Samhain to nail Legend with a beautifully placed low-blow.
Both men rise to their feet at the same time, but it?s Sam who takes the advantage with a rake to the eyes. He then quickly scatters up to the top-rope.

TP: Well, we don?t often see Samhain up there. Not easy for a man of his stature.

As Sam comes down with a double-axehandle, Legend smartly moves out of the way and Sam inadvertently knocks the referee out. Legends begins to go back to work on Sam?s leg as Fear rapidly begins to stat waving his arms.

TP: What?s going on here?

WHAM! Legend is struck from behind by a baseball bat before being hit with an unreal twisting tornado faceplant.

TP: This can?t be what I think it is.

The assailant begins to revive the ref as Sam crawls atop of Legend.

PBJ: It is! I can?t believe it. That?s Arawn! Arawn just attacked Legend. I like this guy already.

The ref?s hand slaps the mat three times, as Samhain retains his title.

[B]Winner and still TV Champion: Samhain

TP: Why is Arawn helping Samhain? What is going here?

PBJ: Shut up, I think we?re about to find out.

Fear grabs a mic as Arawn and Samhain stand beside him.

Fear: I told you all to stay tuned. You see Death, you nor anybody else can bring me down tonight. Why? I?ll tell you why. Actually, maybe you should.

Fear hands the mic to Arawn as the fans begin to quiet.

Arawn: You people may have noticed that week after week I have been getting snubbed. Since joining TKOW, I have wrestled all of 1 match. Well, that?s all about to change. For weeks I have sat back and watched all the guys in the back, and only one man appeared to really know what he was doing. Only one man has gone out, and when he wanted something, he took it. This very man has agreed to take me under his wing, and is the only man that would give me a chance. Ladies and gentleman, this man is Jackson Fear. That is why I would like to introduce myself, as the newest member of the PYSCHO THRILLAZ!

*Fear and Sam both high-five Arawn, as they leave the ring together, flipping fans off on the way.*

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

TP: Welcome back. Up next is our main event. This one should be a? what the?!

<"The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John theme plays and Selena Christopher comes out of the entrance way. You see a new look of Selena which you see her hair dyed to blonde which her hair was burnnete before you see her wearing a mini skirt and a pink brouse on she walking down the asile headed her way to the ring. She walking toward the ring steps and she lean toward the middle ropes to get in the ring which she showing her ass which the camera zoom a bit and see she wearing a thong underneath the guys in front row roaring and whistling at her then she get in the ring got the mic which the theme finally stop playing she about to speak.>

Selena Christopher: All the guys enough the drooling and you can dream but in reality you can't have me because I already taken with a real man and that is with the world heavyweight champion UNLESS it's with the right price

<Selena Christopher wink while she continue talking.>

Selena Christopher: In speaking my man I would love to inform you all about the condition of Extreme Killer Phil our world champion. You all know a couple weeks ago now that big monster Dominus who chokeslam him from top of the Mega Tron through the table for no damn reason at all he doesn't deserve this at all and now that our world champion have a broken ribs and a back injury which he won't be able to walk well he'll be on crutches for a while luckly he be able to walk normally but it will take time though. Dominus the question is.................WHY?!? Why you do this to him?!? It's cause what he did to T-Money?!? Or it's cause that your jelous of him?!?

<She pauses and the fans are chanting Domninus name then she continue to speak.>

Selena Christopher: Domnnius you going to pay and next week at High Voltage Extreme Killer Phil will make his appearences and got something to say about you

<She pauses, fans are booing after she make that announcement then she continue to speak again.>

Selena Christopher: This what I?m going to do. Everyone who is in the back in TKOW that is watching this pay attention cause I have special proposal which is a once of a life time and that the proposal is who ever can take Domninus out will get $20 thousand dollars plus a special suprise bonus.

<Selena wink after she make her statement then she speak once more.>

Selena Christopher: Thats right who ever take Domninus out will get that rewarded it's a once of a life time not just only take him MAKE HIM SUFFER! And the rest of the mega divas watching this and everyone else cause this bitch will get what I want and always will be!

<Selena Christopher drop the mic and "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John theme plays she leave the ring headed to the back.>

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

We return to see Selena Christopher hopping into a limo and taking off as quickly as she arrived.

Tito: Hold on, I?ve just received word that Gideon has something he wants to say.

Bill: What? Does he want to piss and moan because Syberus beat him at Global Domination?

Tito: I doubt it. That wouldn?t be like Gideon at all.

Bill: Sure it would, he IS a killer after all.

Tito: Would you lay off with that BS for once! (starts) Actually?.Gideon?s coming out right now! I wonder if this has anything to do with the rumors I?ve been hearing?

Bill: You mean the one about me and Vega having a love child? For the record that one is 100% untrue.

Tito: Ummm?.how about no. Actually, lately I have heard a lot of rumors about something huge happening tonight involving Gideon!

The lights go out, and the image of a slim figure appears, set against a hazy blue background. In a flash, the figure sprouts angelic wings and a mass of pyro explodes at the top of the ramp. "Die Another Day" by Madonna hits and the Tron shows a montage of scenes of Gideon in action performing a series of high flying moves. Gideon appears at the top of the ramp after the pyro and red and blue strobes cut the darkness of the arena. Gideon, glad is his usual dark coat, gets in the ring, and asks for a mic. He looks sad and forlorn as he begins to speak.

Gideon: I?m not here to complain about the results of my match at Global Domination. We all fought hard, and Syberus came out on top.

Tito: Even though he did use some underhanded tactics to get there?

Bill: Hey. The win?s the thing Poppi.

Gideon: But, the results of that match gave me a lot to think about. It made me realize that since my match against my brother?I?ve been drifting here in TKOW. I mean?.I have accomplished NOTHING. (pauses painfully) I even screwed up my first big shot at the TKOW Heavyweight title. I wanted it so bad?.and I still lost. I still couldn?t become Gideon. I did this in the hopes of breaking away from my past, becoming myself for the first time in my life. That title was the key to that?.they key to my happiness. And I dropped the ball. What makes it worse is that I didn?t drop the ball because I didn?t want it enough?.it was because I wasn?t GOOD enough.

Syberus. You were better than me at Global Domination. You ARE better than me. That?s why you won. Hell?you didn?t even have to cheat to beat me?.you could have done it on your own.

So where does that leave me, knowing I?m just not good enough?.knowing I have nowhere to go in TKOW. (pauses) To me?.that means I have to leave?

The crowd boo?s.

Tito: Wow! Gideon?s leaving TKOW?!

Suddenly, another voice is heard! Diaz steps out onto the ramp!

Diaz (on a mic): WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Please?..pleeeeeeease tell me you don?t actually believe the mound of verbal feces that is pouring out of your face!

Gideon (frusturated): Diaz, I?ll never make it! Defeating Onslaught WAS my purpose, the rest is just details!

Diaz: Gideon! You are the SUPERHERO! Superheroes don?t quit!

Gideon: Carlos?.I?m not a superhero?.

Diaz: The hell you ain?t! The people you?ve helped, all those guys you?ve made friends out of?

Gideon: None of that means anything here, Carlos! As great as those things are, they won?t help me win a title?.and they won?t help me stake out my OWN identity.

Carlos gets in the ring, and comes face to face with Gideon.

Diaz: DAMMIT! What can I say that will make you stay! (Diaz pauses) Alright! FINE! Maybe I can?t make you stay?.but I bet they can!

Diaz goes to the ropes and begins gesturing wildly at the fans.

Diaz (to the fans): Help me get Gideon to stop being a DICKHEAD! If you want Gideon to stay?.Blow the friggin? roof off this place!

The crowd cheers uproariously.

Tito: I think it?s obvious! They want him to stay!!

Gideon (taken aback): I?.I don?t know what to say?.I mean, thank you. (pauses and looks out at the people as a Gideon chant starts).

Gideon seems torn between emotions. The outpouring of caring from the fans as they chant his name visibly moves him. Suddenly, Gideon?s expression turns dour again.

Gideon: No?.no?.PLEASE STOP!

The fans, confused, stop cheering.

Gideon: I?m sorry?.I?m so sorry?.but I know that if I stay I?m just going to let you all down. I have to leave?.

Diaz: You, you don?t really mean that.

Gideon can?t even make himself look Diaz or the people in the eye.

Diaz (desperate): Common mang! There will be other shots! You have talent, don?t bail!!

Gideon shakes his head and starts to go to the ropes. The fans boo and Gideon casts a solemn glance back at them. Grim determination sets over Gideon?s features as he puts a leg through the ropes.

Diaz: NO! COMMON! Don?t do this!

Gideon stalls and looks back at Diaz, and then places his foot on the ring apron and the fans boo louder.

Bill: Wait?.what the hell is going on over there!

Gideon?s attention turns to a portion of the crowd. The masses seem to be dividing down the middle, like Moses parting the seas. A figure appears at the top of the parted crowd and slowly makes his way down, his head covered by a large wide brimmed cowboy hat. He?s wearing khaki pants with suspenders and a white, wife beater shirt. The mystery man stares at a security guard near the crowd control barricade, and the security guard moves the barricade so he can pass. The man gets into the ring and tips his hat at a confused Diaz. Gideon locks eyes with the man and gets back in the ring. The man picks his head up. It?s R.J. Dyson!

Gideon: I told you I don?t want anything to do with you!!

Diaz: Who is this dickhead?!

Gideon (ignoring Diaz): What do you want?!

RJ: I?m a magic man Mr. Garrity?

Tito: What is this guy?s story! He spoke with Gideon last week and tried to become his manager. Gideon already told him no?.what does he want?!

Gideon: Listen! I?m leaving TKOW! I don?t want you as?.

RJ (his pink eyes peeking out from beneath his hat): I?m afraid?.Mr. Garrity?.you still don?t understand.

Gideon (frusturated): Don?t understand what?!

RJ: Don?t understand all that I can do?do for TKOW?I am here for one purpose Gideon. I am here for the people of TKOW?.I am here?.(a strange smile crosses his lips)?.to help?.

Bill: Alright Tito, even I?ll admit I?m confused?.and that NEVER happens!

RJ:?.and right now I intend to help you.

Diaz: Listen! This doesn?t concern you!!

RJ shoots Diaz a piercing glare, and amazingly Diaz relents and grows silent!

Tito: That?s pretty impressive?.he even got Diaz to shut up.

Gideon (plaintive now): Listen?.I just want out?.I just?can?t do it?

RJ: Oh! But you can. You see my boy?.I understand you better than you understand yourself. I can see right through you?I can see inside you?.penetrate your mind, decipher you?and while I?ll admit you were a difficult case, I think I?ve finally got you.

Gideon looks apprehensive as RJ gets in closer.

RJ: Stop deluding yourself. There is no Gideon. You are merely an extension of your brother.

Gideon looks insulted.

Gideon (angry): How dare you!

RJ: Now?don?t get all hot and bothered. Let me finish. You and Onslaught are extensions of each other. You two are one of those unique pairs of siblings that cannot completely subsist without each other. (pauses, noting Gideon?s confusion) You?re perplexed, no surprise. This is a heavy load for just about anyone.

Gideon: But, my brother is dead.

RJ: Meh?.perhaps?

Gideon lunges at RJ and grabs him by his shirt.

Gideon (enraged): MY BROTHER IS DEAD! And I swear to God, you are treading on ground that you do not want to tread with me?.

RJ (unphased): Release me, please.

Gideon promptly releases RJ, and he looks down at his hands in confusion, as though he had no control over them for the moment.

RJ: Perhaps, you are a visual learner?

RJ leaves the ring, and begins to walk backwards up the ramp slowly. Suddenly, smoke begins to billow out from no discernable source. It is an opaque, acrid grey smoke. It forms at the top of the ramp and soon basks the front of the arena in smog.

Tito: What is going on here?!

Bill: Its like my mom?s retirement home over there!

RJ continues walking backwards up the ramp, his arms outstretched, and before long he disappears into the smoke, and his pink eyes seem to flash before they are engulfed in smog. Gideon and Diaz look at the smoke, mystified.

Suddenly, a techno beat starts to sound. It quickly evolves into ?When Worlds Collide? by Powerman 5000! The music pumps up the crowd as it booms through the speakers. The lights go out and red strobes pass through the smoke clouding the ramp, distorting and refracting the beams in all directions. Gideon?s heart races as he looks into the smoke. Suddenly, fire explodes at each ringpost in the ring and continues to burn. Gideon and Diaz look at the flames in astonishment. Suddenly, a figure appears at the edge of the smoke, trailing tendrils of gray as he heads towards the ring! The darkness shrouds his features, but we see him get in the ring.

Tito: Who is that?!!

Bill: I don?t know! I can?t see a damn thing!

The intense fire calms, and suddenly, the smoke seems to pull back, sucked in by some unseen force. The music stops, the lights cease and we are left in pitch blackness.

Tito: What?s going on?!

Bill: This suspense is killin? me!

The lights remain off for quite some time. Finally, the flicker on and the intruder is sitting in the corner of the ring. His head is in his hands. He wears snake skin pants, and his chisled frame is pallid, almost sickly. A deep scar runs down the length of his spine, and his hair is white, cut short, and matted down to his head. But his face remains hidden. Gideon slowly works up the courage to speak.

Gideon: Who are you? What do you want?

The man draws a mic out of his belt, still not showing his face.

Man: I want to put the pieces together?

Gideon: What?.?

Man: I want to put the pieces together?.

Gideon (mystified): Pieces?.what pieces?

Man: The pieces of you?.and of me?.

Slowly the man picks his head up. The crowd goes insane and Diaz backs away in terror. Gideon slumps into the opposite turnbuckle in shock. The microphone slips to the canvas and Gideon shakes his head no in sheer disbelief.

Tito: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!!!

Bill: Holy shit! This can?t be real!

Tito: It is! There he is! By God, as illogical as it sounds?..folks, ONSLAUGHT IS IN THAT VERY RING!

Onslaught gets up, and Diaz moves to intercept, but then is struck with awe and backs away. Onslaught walks over to Gideon?s corner, puts his hands on the ropes and looks down at Gideon like a giant. Gideon looks up at him, his lips trembling in shock, in fear, in too many emotions to describe!

Bill: Gideon, you better run your ass off!!!

Tito: It?s too late! Onslaught has him cornered!!

Suddenly, Onslaught picks Gideon up by his shirt and drags him into the middle of the ring. Gideon stands in Onslaught?s clutches, motionless, but boring into Onslaught?s red eyes.

Tito: Oh God no?.

Bill: Folks, take your kids out of the room.

Onslaught holds Gideon out, and then encircles him in a warm embrace.

Bill: We all remember what happened the last time!

But this time, no knife came. Gideon was limp in Onslaught?s arms, unable to comprehend what was happening. Suddenly, a broad smile crossed his lips and he returned the embrace, just as strong. Gideon and Onslaught shot to separate corners and raised their arms triumphantly in the air as ?When Worlds Collide? hit again. Diaz stands between them, stunned.

Bill: What the hell did we just see here?!

Tito: I think?.I think we just saw the pieces come together Bill.

Bill: Oh, thanks. That explains a lot.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

RAGE vs David Rave

Tito: Well up next is a non-title match as the DragonWeight Champion David Rave steps out of his weight class to take on the former TKOW HEAVYWEIGHT Champion RAGE! This should be a fantastic match Bill.

Bill: Well Tito you're wrong on 2 things there. ONE. Rave is'nt stepping outta his Weight Class. He's stepping outta his LEAGUE. & TWO. It won't be a fantastic match. It will be a SQUASH! Rave is DEAD.

Tito: Bill are you insane? Rave has held onto the Championship for SIX months & still running strong. & I don't think he's gonna go down with out a fight do you?

Bill: He's going dow like a small sack of potatoes in an american airlines Tito.

Tito: Ugh....

"#1 Stunna by Big Tymers hits throughout th arena as Rage comes out to a decent pop. He gets in the ring posing to the fans some."

Tito: Well there is the former TKOW World HeavyWeight Champion! RAGE! & he's DEFINITLEY going to have his hands full tonight.

Bill: He's dead Tito. Rage is gonna kill Rave with the right hands.

"A hard beat pulsates through the arean's sound system. All of a sudden, and electronic voice is heard, "When it's time to party, we will party hard!" Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" starts to blare over the loud speaker as purple and blue strobe lights pulsate through the arena. David Rave comes out doing a rave-type dance before he quickly runs down to the ring and holds his arms up in an "X" type fashion."

Bill: Dance around making symbols all ya want kid because YOU ARE DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!

Tito: Christ...

(Bell Rings)

"Both men circle around eachother cautiously with Rave in an amatuer wrestling like stance while Rage has his fists up. Rage charges at Rave swinging a right hand but Rave ducks it & puts some distance between he & Rage. Rage turns around watching Rave closley as he moves in closer. Rage moves with lightning quick speed toward Rave once again with a right hand but Rave dodges it & repeats the same pattern. Rage turns back around at Rave licking his lips losing patience. Rage moves in again looking for a strike. Rage attacks but pauses as Rave moves & GRABS HIM by the hair & throws him into the corner! Rage throws his infamous right hand but Rave ducks it as his knuckles slam into the turnbuckle stunning Rage who clutches it & turns around into a dropkick from Rave sending him back. Rave gets up & begins to reign in hos OWN right hands to Rage. Rave continues to throw them with serious pepper & begins with LEFT hands also hitting Rage in the face continously. Rave continues to throw them until Rage EXPLODES grabbing up Rave & charges with him across the ring crashing Rave into the turnbuckle Rage backs away with a look of anger in his eye & HITS THE RIGHT HAND with a sickening thud to the face of Rave sending him down in the corner eyes half closed. Rage then begins to stomp on Rave. Rage sticks his boot across Raves throat for 5 seconds before breaking it."

Tito: Rave's in the EXACT predicament that he was trying to avoid in this match. He's gotta fight out of it.

Bill: He's dead tito.

"Rage pulls Rave up by the hair in the corner & begins with the right hands all over Rave. Rage stops & brings him out of the corner to the ropes. He delivers another stiff right hand to Rave before whipping him off to the other side. Rage catches Rave with a standing big boot to Raves face knocking him to the mat. Rage quickly covers! 1...2...no! Rave kicks out. Rage pulls Rave up & hits a scoop slam followed by an elbow to the chest cavity of Rave. Rage pulls him back up & throws him through the middle rope outside the ring & follows. He sets his back up against the ring apron & slaps Rave on his bruised cheek taunting him. Rave grits his teeth together & jumps up latching onto Rage & begins delivering headbutts to Rage! After about 8 stiff ones from Rave Rage tosses him off into the air like a ragg doll & falls back to the rails onto one knee not seeing that Rave has landed like a cat on the ring apron. Rage turns around into an asai moonsualt from Rave! The crowd pops huge!"

Crowd: Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave!

"Rave gets up & stomps on Rage to subsue him until he can think of something else. Rave rolls back in the ring to break the refs count. Rave comes back out. He pulls Rage up & throws him to the steel ring post but Rage blocks it & looks at Rave who is shocked for a moment. Rage grabs Rave suddenly & just slams his forehead without hesitation to the post. Rave staggers away in pain for a moment & turns around to a running lariot from Rage sending him to the floor. Rage pulls Rave up & throws him into the steel ring post again. Rage keeps hold of Raves arm & runs him in again! & again! Once more! Then hoists him up on his shoulder & drives him head first into the steel post & backs away with Raves lifeless body on his shoulder. Rage runs at the steel post AGAIN but flips Rave over in mid-run sending his spine into the steel post causing a scream of agony from Rave to come out! Rage walks out saually with Rave STILL on his shoulder. Rage tosses Rave up in the air catching him into a gorilla press he turns toward Rave teasing him as if he will throw him back in the ring but instead turns back toward the post & throws him as hard as he can t the post & Rave bumps off the post & crashes toward the direction of the entry ramp. Rage stalks a limp Rave who is out cold on the floor. Rage pulls Rave up & sets him into a gorilla press without struggle again this time throwing him into the ring. Rage follows Rave in & makes the cover. 1...2....3-NO! Rave pulls his shoulder off the canvas just before the refs hand hits the mat. Rage pulls Rave back up & throws him into the turnbuckle. Rage walks away from Rave who is using the ropes to keep himself on his feet. Rage charges at Rave with a spear but Rave pulls himself out of the corner letting Rage go Deltoid first into the corner. Rage comes out holding on painfully to his shoulder as Rave steps onto the ring apron. Rave jumps onto the top rope & leaps off with a spinning heel kick to the back of Rages head taking the big man down! Rave quickly rolls Rage on his back & hooks the inside leg! 1...2...No! Rage kicks out. Rave gets up & runs to & off the ropes hitting a baseball slide to the face of Rage before he can get up1 Rave covers again! 1....2....No! Rage kicks out yet again. Rave gets up & scales to the top rope waiting for Rage to get up. Rage jumps of & catches Rage qith a picure perfect Tornado DDt square on Rages head! 1...2...3-NO! Rage pulls the shoulder off the canvas JUST in time!"

Tito: Well Bill Rave has really hung in there would'nt you say?

Bill: Yeah whatever Tito. Rage is gonna cream him in a matter of seconds.

"Rave pulls Rage up & whips him off into the ropes. Rage comes charging back at Rave with a HUMUNGOUS flying forearm to Raves face sending him to the mat! Rage pulls Rave up & hoists him onto his shoulder & hits a running power slam on Rave flattening him! Rage signals that it's over & covers with a latteral press! 1.....2......3----NO!
Rave kicks out barley in time as a look of shock comes across Rages face who is shocked. Rage yells at the ref & begins to argue with him!"

Tito: Rgae has underestimated Rave gravle going into this match!

Bill: Dammit! Squash'em like a bug where he lay RAGE! SQUASH HIM LIKE A BUG!!!!!

'Rage turns around to see Rave staggering to his feet. Rage simply catches Rave with a stiff clothesline knocking him back down. Rage pulls Rave up into a sitting position & wrapps his legs around Raves ribs & applies a Cobra Clutch. Rage tightly grips the hold but Rave stretches his legs to the nearby ropes. Rage pulls Rave over rolling onto his stomach keeping the hold on. Rage gets frustrated after another minute & un-wraps his legs from Rave & stands up still with the hold locked on. RAGE DELIVERS A TAZPLEX landing David directly on his neck! Rage keeps the hold applied as the ref counts. 1....2....3-NO! Rave kicks out! Rage keeps the hold locked on then pulls Rave up. Rage attempts another Tazplex but once in the air Rave leans foward & srives his boots into Rages gut sending him reeling into the ropes & catches Rage with a small package on his way back! 1....2....NO! Rage kicks out Rave gets up on adrenaline at the same time as Rage & kicks Rage in the gut. Rave then hits a facebuster onto Rage! Rave covers! 1....2....NO! Rage kicks out! Rave waits for Rage to get up then runs off to & off the ropes hitting a swinging neck breaker onto Rage. Rave runs back towards the ropes & hits a spring board moonsault onto Rage! Rave hooks the leg tightly! 1...2...3-NO! Rave gets up with a look of frustration on his face as he measures Rage. Rage sits up to one knee & Rave hits the shining wizard to the temple of Rage! Rave signals for the X-T-C(450 Leg Drop)! Rave climbs up to the top rope. He plays to the fans when suddenly Rages giant hand grasps Raves throat squeezing with everything he has as Rave looks at him in horror. Rage climbs up to the middle rope & sits on the top twisting Rave in the other direction!"

Bill: I said kill him Rage! Not an overkill!!!

Tito: My God he is'nt going too!!!

Bill: Oh My GOD!

"Rage leaps off with a choke slam to Rave but onto the RING APRON crushing Daves spine! Rage lands ontothe ring mat & watches Rave roll lifelessly off the ring apron & crashes to the floor with a thud. The ref begins to count as Rage begins to rest up some on the mat."

Tito: Rage just choke slammed Rave un-like anything that I have evewr seen before.

Bill: YES! NOW HE'LL GET COUNTED OUT! Wait. What's he doing?

"Rage rolls outside the ring & rolls Rave back in making the cover. 1....2....3-NO! Rave yet again kicks out! Rage looks at the ref for a moment but lifts Rave back up once again. Rage hits the THUG PASION! He covers! 1....2......3!!!

Winner: RAGE

Tito: Oh what a match. Rage has won! But what an outting b David Rave!

Bill: I TOLD YOU RAVE WOULD GET HIS ASS KICKED!

"Suddenly a masked man jumps from out of the crowd with a singapore cane in hand & attacks Rave from behind hitting him across the back with it! He beats the hell out of RAGE eventually opening him up. He gives Rage one last swing over the head cracking the cane in half! The man then unmasks to reveal himself as? SEAN CHRISTOPHER!

Bill: THIS IS TOO GOOD!

Tito: I think I'm gonna puke! This is twice tonight something like this has happened.

Bill: I know, ain?t it great?

Tito: Anyways, we?re out of time here. For ?Playboy? Bill jakes, I?m Tito Poppi? goodnight.