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Backstage Segment

Co-CEO Sean Christopher is backstage talking with newly appointed Tag Team Division Supervisor, Jonathan Death. Muffy Capone walks up to them and, with a mic in hand, steps in front of Sean.

Muffy: Mr. Christopher, concerning the match between Twiddler and Destroyer51, it still says ?stipulated to be named?? Just what exactly is going on?

Sean: Well Ms. Capone, I was going to handle this matter in the ring, but since you just ruined the suspense, I?ll go ahead and reveal the stipulation now. I?ve consented with Destroyer?s request and signed the match with a Buried Alive stipulation. Now if you?ll excuse me.

Sean shoves Muffy to the side and heads towards his office. Muffy casts a cold sideways glare in Jonathan?s direction, and promptly slaps him when he flashes a smug grin.

Buried Alive Match: Twiddler vs. Destroyer51
Results:

Destroyer51 awaits Twiddler in the ring...a Red Fog sweeps in...as it sweeps out we see Twiddler with a shopping cart full of weaponry...ramming it into Destroyer51 sending him through the ropes onto the concrete...

Tito: What a way to start the match...

Playboy: I can tell ya...that hurts like hell...had a blue hair do the exact same to me at A&P just the other day...

Twiddler lifts the cart throwing it to the concrete just missing Destroyer51...

Playboy: She didn't do that though...

Tito: It looks like Twiddler is trying to kill Destroyer51...

Twiddler runs to the opposite ropes coming back connecting with a baseball slide into Destroyer51 sending him over the divider into the front row...

Destroyer rises to be met by a plancha off the ring apron courtesy of Twiddler...

Twiddler grabs a chair and blasts Destroyer51...knocking him off his feet...

Tito: It's hard to believe There's nothing personal in this...neither man has met before...

Playboy: But they're both extreme and that's what counts in a Buried Alive Match...

Twiddler lifts him up carrying him to the ring...slides him in under the ropes...climbs up the apron...and slingshots a leg drop in across Destroyer51's throat...

Tito: This match may be over earlier than we expected...

Twiddler lifts Destroyer51 into powerbomb position...lifts him up...Destroyer struggles dropping to his feet behind Twiddler...leaping bulldog...

Tito: Talk about a desperation move...

Destroyer51 lifts Twiddler going for a chokeslam...knee to the gut by Twiddler...Destroyer51 loses his grip...Sideslam by Twiddler...

Tito: Too little too late if you ask me...

Twiddler grabs Destroyer51 by the hair lifting him...scoops him up sitting him on the turnbuckle...Twiddler begins to climb...

Playboy: This may be it...it looks like Twiddler is setting Destroyer up for a top rope Twiddle Bomb...

Destroyer51 pushes Twiddler off the turnbuckle...flying elbow on Twiddler...

Destroyer51 picks Twiddler up slamming him...scoopslam...leg drop...

Tito: And Destroyer51 takes control...

Destroyer51 rolls out of the ring...reaches under and pulls out a pickaxe...

Tito: Wait a minute...what's he gonna...noooooooooo...

Playboy: ohhhhhhh yesssssss...Tito...ohhh yes...

Twiddler rolls out reaches under the ring pulling out...a pink flamingo...?

Tito: Huh?!?!?!? What good's that gonna do against a pickaxe?!?!?

Destroyer51 begins to laugh evilly as he pulls the pickaxe back ready to swing...

Flames spring forth from the flamingo's beak...

Destroyer51 falls back dropping the pickaxe just missing being burnt alive...

Playboy laughs...

Playboy: Ask a stupid question Poppi...get a stupid answer...

Destroyer51 rolls out of the ring grabbing chairs from ringside...flinging them at Twiddler again and again...none hit...

Tito: And Destroyer is losing it...

Playboy: Wouldn't you too after getting the BK Broiler treatment...

Twiddler crawls under the ring coming up behind Destroyer51...with the mace whacker from weapons 101 in hand...

Tito: I can't believe he's actually gonna use that...we saw him create it but still...

Playboy: Now THIS is what extreme is all about...

He swings just as Destroyer51 turns around...Destroyer51 dodges but gets clipped in the ear...he screams as blood rolls down his face...

Playboy: And first blood has been drawn...

Destroyer51 drops kicking the mace whacker from Twiddler's hand then kicking Twiddler in the groin hard...Twiddler drops to his knees almost on Destroyer51 and starts biting his ear at the wound...

Tito: Oh my god...Twiddler is trying to bite his ear off...

Playboy: The Funky Fish is looking more like a Savage Shark to me at the moment Poppi...

Destroyer51 fights back punching and flailing trying to shake Twiddler off...

Twiddler slams Destroyer's head into the concrete...

Tito: Twiddler isn't letting up...

Playboy: Would you Poppi?!?!?!?!?

Playboy: Hey what's this...

Walks over to a beautiful young lady with a sign in the audience...he looks at her sign...it says Give Peace a Chance...he takes it and hits Destroyer51 with it...something clangs under the sign...

Tito: What the hell was that?!?!?!?!?!

She pulls out another sign...it says please use this sign too...

Over Destroyer51's head with another Clang...

She pulls out a 3rd...it says maybe violence really is the answer...Twiddler looks at it...nods...and once more hits Destroyer51 over the head...

She pulls out a 4th...it says last sign coming up...Twiddler uses it too...in the same fashion...

As the 5th sign comes out it's message is clear...last sign...Twiddler takes it and hits Destroyer51 once more...

He looks to the girl to see she has no more signs...she shrugs...he looks at the sign of the man next to her...it says please don't steal this sign...he bows his head in disappointment...

The girl grabs his attention...she has another sign...the message is clear...oops I just found another sign...Twiddler kisses the sign...winds up and blasts Destroyer51 with it...the loudest clang so far...

He strips the cardboard off the sign to show a caution ahead sign...he throws it down...smiling...

Tito and Playboy laugh hysterically as the audience roars...

Reaching under the ring he pulls out...Spike...his spiked bowling ball...

The laughter stops...

Tito: Oh no...we saw this once before...

Playboy: We saw this HIT once before...

Twiddler winds up...and lets go missing Destroyer51 who just barely rolled out of the way...Spike crashes hard into something under the ring...

Playboy: Think Twiddler may have broken something...

Destroyer51 gets up and spears Twiddler into the guardrail...grabs Twiddler and rolls him into the ring...grabs the ring steps tossing them into the ring and follows himself...

Playboy: How the hell did Destroyer turn it around again...he shoulda been out for awhile...

Tito: Think we may've underestimated him?

Playboy: I'm beginning to believe so...

Setting up the stairs in the middle of the ring...Destroyer51 places Twiddler on the turnbuckle...and climbs...setting up a powerbomb...

Playboy: Now this is gonna hurt...

Twiddler crotch shots Destroyer51...setting him up...diving to the outside...

FUNKIFIER TO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! Leaving Tito and Playboy sitting there table-less and amazed...

Tito: Ohhhhhhh yes it did Playboy...yes it did...

Playboy sits speechless...

Tito: Maybe we should call for another table...

Twiddler gets up...rolls Destroyer51 into the ring...setting him up...

Tito: FISH FRY ON THE STEEL RINGSTEPS...

Twiddler heads to the back...

Tito: Wait...where's Twiddler going...

He comes back driving a backhoe to ringside...Twiddler sings while driving to ringside..."I've been working on the railroad all the live long day"...

The audience roars...

Tito: well that's a rarity...it's been awhile since we've had a backhoe in TKOW!...

Playboy: What're you talking about...it hasn't even been a month since Vega left for TKOW2...

Tito: What's Vega have to do with this...

Playboy: Thought you forgot about her...she's the biggest backhoe in the business...

An old lady climbs the railing...yells at Playboy...

Kicks him in the crotch...runs over to the ring...reaches under and pulls out a shovel...

She starts swinging the shovel as the ref finally manages to get it away from her...she chases Playboy to the back...

Tito: Oh my god it's Vega's mother...Vega's mother is in the hizzouse...and she's opening a can of whoopass on Playboy...

Tito laughs hysterically as does Twiddler who falls off the backhoe laughing...

Destroyer51 rolls out of the ring kicking the downed Twiddler repeatedly...

Tito: Destroyer is taking advantage of the situation at hand...and the misfortune of my co-announcer...

Tito laughs...

Reaching under the ring he pulls out a baseball bat...swinging at Twiddler...he connects partially splintering the bat on the concrete floor...

Tito: Good gawd he almost took Twiddler's head off with that one...what's he planning here...ohhhhh nooooo...

Destroyer starts climbing the backhoe as a bloody Twiddler follows behind...Twiddler and Destroyer fight to the top of the backhoe where Twiddler gains control setting Destroyer up...

TWIDDLE BOMB OFF THE BACKHO INTO THE CROWD...

The crowd chants holy shit...holy shit...

Tito starts chanting Holy Shit along with the crowd...

Both men struggle to their feet...Twiddler drops Destroyer across the chair throat first with a stunner...

Then turns 2 chairs facing each other...grabs Destroyer...runs up the guardrail...

FISH FRY ON BOTH STEEL CHAIRS...

Tito: If that doesn't do Destroyer in I'm not sure if anything will...

Playboy returns to ringside sitting down...he's disheveled and a black eye seems to be forming...

Tito opens his mouth ready to speak to Playboy...

Playboy: Don't ask...trust me...

Tito doesn't ask...

Twiddler grabs Destroyer and places him in the scoop of the backhoe, climbs in and heads toward the open grave at ringside...

Playboy: Looks like I got back just in time for the end...

Tito: I thought it was over a few times already but these guys just keep coming back...they never give up...

Destroyer comes to before being dumped and hangs onto the scoop climbing to the top of the backhoe...Twiddler climbs to the top also as Destroyer plants a knee into his stomach...grabbing Twiddler in a headlock...diving bulldog into the ring onto the steel steps...both men are down...

Playboy: You weren't kidding Poppi...

Destroyer struggles to his feet lifting Twiddler up...placing him in a headlock...elbow to the gut by Twiddler...headlock...runs up the ropes...

FISH FRY ON THE STEEL STEPS...

Playboy: This is like a game of yo-yo...

Tito: Yo-yo is a toy not a game...

Playboy: Well what the hell is the game I'm thinking of...

Tito: Tennis?

Playboy: Naw?

Tito: Badminton?

Playboy: Naw?

Tito: Ping pong?

Playboy: Yeah that's the one!!!

Tito: Tell me Playboy...while you were in the back with Mrs. Dominguez...did you happen to take any shots to the head...

Playboy: I think so but I'm not really sure at the moment...

Twiddler struggles to his feet..

Playboy: It's Nova..Nova's here...

From the audience Nova hits the ring...Nova and Destroyer double-team Twiddler throwing him into the ropes...Double flapjack on the steel steps...Nova lifts Twiddler signaling for Novacain...

Tito: Uh oh...we know what that means...

Playboy: look in the ring...look...

The Red Fog fills the ring and partially clears...Bob Wiffo is in the house...Bob rips right into Destroyer and Nova with a flurry of fists...

Playboy: Bob's in the house...and he's kickin' ass...

Twiddler recovers and joins Bob battling Destroyer and Nova as Slim Gopey hits the ring...

Tito: Well Slim just gave the advantage to Destroyer once again...

Playboy: Not yet it didn't...look...

The Red Fog Rolls in once more...and out...Nitro is here...all 6 men split into pairs battling it out...Slim and Bob...Nova and Nitro...Twiddler and Destroyer51...

Playboy: And Nitro just evened the odds!!!

Bob reaches into his pocket pulling out a chain...wrapping it around his fist unloading on slims face...drags him to the turnbuckle...climbs...points to the timekeepers area...the timekeeper runs as Bob flies with Slim in tow...

WIFFO BOMB ON THE TIMEKEEPER'S CHAIR...

Tito: Good lord...it's now 2 on 2 I guess...

Nova grabs Nitro sets up for a quick Novacain...Nitro reverses slinging Nova high up onto the steel steps...

SONIC BOOM!!!!

Playboy: Make that 1 on 1...

Playboy: WAIT!!!!!!

The fog rolls in once more...Damien Thorne is standing in the ring...

Playboy: It's Thorne...

Destroyer turns toward Thorne...hangman's neckbreaker by Twiddler on Destroyer51...

Twiddler lifts Destroyer...climbs the turnbuckle...and dives...

FUNKIFIER INTO THE OPEN GRAVE!!!!!

The crowd chants Holy Shit...Holy Shit...once again...

All look on as a hand pops up...then another...Twiddler drags himself out of the hole...he climbs the backhoe sliding into the cab...heads toward the pile of dirt by the hole...pushing it over the hole filling it in...

Tito: And Twiddler wins...

Twiddler steps from the cab to the ring apron...and enters having his hands raised by Bob Wiffo, Nitro and Damien Thorne...

The Red Fog rolls in blanketing the ring...as it rolls out the 4 are gone...

Playboy: And Twiddler once again proves that he's what extreme is all about...

Tito: Gotta say I agree with you on that one Bill...did hell just freeze over...?

Nova and Slim struggle to their feet...looking to the filled in grave...as a large hand breaks through the soil reaching for the sky...

Tito: For some reason I have a feeling this one is far from over?
Winner: Twiddler

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

In-Ring Segment

Aimee Allen's Revolution begins to play...

Sean Christopher walks to the ring...rolled papers in hand...calling for a microphone...looking out he addresses the crowd...

Sean: For the last few weeks I've had a sick son of a bitch trying to make my life a living hell...

The audience cheers...

Sean seems obviously perturbed...addressing the crowd...

Sean: You people would think it was funny wouldn't you...

Sean begins to smile a sick demented smile...

Sean: What is funny is that tonight I will unmask my stalker in front of you all...

Sean looks to the sky in every direction...

Sean: I know you're here...I can feel your presence...I have your contract right here in my hand...show yourself...sign it and the games will truly begin...as a little bonus I threw in a clause...if you sign it you're fireproof for exactly one year...

Sean smiles...

Sean: You hear me you sick son of a bitch...I'm waiting on your answer Thorne...yes or no...

Sean: Are you ready for the games to truly begin...

Hush Little Baby begins to play cutting into w.a.s.p.'s The Heretic (The Lost Child)...The Red Fog sweeps into the ring engulfing Sean Christopher...as it clears Damien Thorne stands there nose-to-nose with the co-owner of TKOW! and leader of Revolution Inc...the music stops as both men just stand there in silence...staring angrily into each others eyes...

Thorne takes the contract...looks it over and signs...flinging it at Sean...

Sean begins to smile...

Sean: Well Thorne who's the Gamesmaster now...if you read carefully you'd see that not only can't you get fired...you can't quit...no matter what I do to you...on the other hand I can fire anyone who's stupid enough to align with you...

Thorne smiles his evil smile...

Thorne: I'd look at the contract again if I were you Sean...

Sean glances at the contract once more...

Sean: What the hell is this shit...this isn't legal...you signed it representative of Order...

Thorne: Oh, I assure you it is Sean...recognized by the countries of America and Italy...the Order is a legal entity...for one year no representative of the Order can be fired for any reason...

Thorne laughs his evil laugh...

Thorne: Face it Sean...you've just handed the invaders their own personal Trojan horse...

Sean turns an angry shade of red...then calms down...

Sean: You know what Thorne...it doesn't matter...at least now I have you in view at all times...now you can stop stalking me since you've gotten what you want...

Thorne looks on in disgust...

Thorne: Use your head man...would I kill an innocent woman...she was innocent...it was you who were the sinner...

Sean: What are you saying...you pretty much said it was you by coming out here...

Thorne: No Sean...I pretty much said I just screwed you by coming out here...

The audience roars as Thorne continues...

Thorne: I've been in Italy the last 2 weeks Sean or Order business...it's verifiable...

Sean turns a pale shade of white as the lights go out...Gonna Get Close to You by Queensryche begins to play as a strobe light blankets the arena...

I like to look at shadows sweating on the wall
I get excited when I hear footsteps in the hall
Outside your balcony I have a room with a view
And I'm watching you

Scenes of Sean in his home begin to play in a snapshot gallery on the Khaostron...

I dial your telephone each and every afternoon
I wait by your door till you're asleep at night
And when you're alone I know when you
Turn out the light

Scenes of Sean turning in the night before finding Yvette's body show on the screen...

I'm gonna get close to you
Oh-Oh so close to you
I'm gonna get close to you
I'm gonna get close

Random scenes of Sean's day in the life are shown on the screen...

You fumble for your keys
I'm six or seven steps behind you
I'm so close to you
Are you terrified of me? What do I know about you
How did I find out?
You think I'm a fool or maybe some kind of lunatic
Say I'm wasting my time but I know what to do with it
It's as plain as black and white

Stills of Luis, Yvette and Jerry's bodies flash across the screen...

I'm gonna get close to you
Oh-Oh so close to you
I'm gonna get close to you
Oh so close

Scenes of Sean picking up the phone in the Limo before the explosion are next...

If you knew my infinite charm
There'd be no reason to be so alarmed
Maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm right
Maybe I'm some kind of lunatic
You say I'm wasting all of my time
But I know what to do with it
It is plain as black and white

Scenes of Sean just moments ago facing off with Thorne nose-to-nose are next...

I'm gonna get close to you
Oh-Oh so close to you
I'm gonna get close to you
I'm like a hungry Criminal
and your protection is minimal
So minimal

Movement is seen atop the Khaostron as a perched shadowy figure stands in the flickering strobe light...he raises his hand obviously holding a microphone...he speaks in that same familiar voice...

Figure: Sean...Sean...Sean...you didn't think our game would be over that quickly now did you...?

The figure laughs...

Figure: We've one just begun Sean...only the pawns have come into play...you're a far way off from capturing my king...and it looks to me like you lost one of your bishops along the way...better protect your knights and rooks Sean...they're the only thing standing between you and certain defeat...I'll be seeing you real soon...

The arena goes completely black...when the lights come back on the figure is gone...Thorne and Sean stand in the ring staring at the empty spot above the Khaostron...They turn and face each other...Thorne breaks the silence...

Thorne: Well Sean...it seems you've been screwed twice in one night...

Sean stares at Thorne with hatred...

Sean: Trust me Thorne...I'm not the only one getting screwed here tonight...

Sean waves to the back as members of Revolution Inc head for the ring...

Thorne smiles as the Red Fog once again rolls in...as it clears Sean Christopher stands alone...

Sean: I will get you Thorne...this isn't over...

Sean glances up at the Khaostron...

Sean: And as for you sick bastard...the games over for you...

Sean throws down the mic hard and storms off angrily with Revolution Inc in tow...


Fatal Fourway Tables Match for the Extreme Championship
Results:

The Red Fog fills the ring as Hush Little Baby begins to play...turning into W.A.S.P.'s The Heretic...as it clears Damien Thorne stands in the ring...he wears his spiked leather gloves...

Playboy: The Extreme Champ is here and he's open for business...

Tito: And I think his two contenders will be also...

Icarus' music begins to play as he walks out to ringside with blood clearly on his mind...other people's blood...he wears his sharp metal fingertips...he enters the ring...staring eye-to-eye with Thorne...they both smile sadistically as Icarus licks his shielded finger...definitely ready to shed their inhibition...and each others skin and blood...

Playboy: They're ready for business...

Aimee Allen's Revolution begins to play as Nasty E and Sean Christopher enter through the curtains...

Playboy: It's the bossman and Nasty...what's Sean doing here...

Sean Christopher pulls out a microphone looking toward the ring...

Tito: I think he has something to say...

Sean: Thorne...I told you it wasn't over...but it soon will be...Nasty...kill that Son of a Bitch...

Nasty E smiles as he holds his hand up...showing a steel chain...

Tito: All 3 men seem ready for action with their weapons of choice...this is gonna be a bloody battle...

Nasty heads for the ring...

Sean smiles sitting in the back row putting his feet up...watching the action...

Thorne and Icarus nod to each other...

Nasty enters the ring...

Double clothesline back out and over onto the concrete...

Tito: Thorne and Icarus working together...?

Icarus and Thorne turn to each other once again smiling...

And they jump on...tearing each other limb from limb...

Playboy: No way Poppi...just clearing away the third man so they can get down to personal business...

Thorne's gloves strip the flesh from Icarus face...Icarus tips slice Thorne's skin from skin...blood flows from both men...

Tito: Good lord...it's a bloodbath...

Playboy: Did you expect otherwise...

Nasty dives over the top swinging the chain nailing both men...wraps the chain around Thorne's neck and dives over the top rope snapping his body back into the ring right to the mat...

Nasty slides back under the ropes clotheslining Icarus with the chain...

Playboy: Looks like Nasty can still kick ass quite well...

He once again turns his attention to Thorne wrapping the chain around his fist pounding on Thorne's already bloodied face...

Icarus grabs Nasty by the mouth with his fingertips applying a mandible claw...blood runs from Nasty's mouth down his face...

Playboy: I think Icarus wants to rip Nasty a new smile...

Nasty starts swinging up at Icarus with his chain-wrapped fist...the blood flows from both mans' faces...

Thorne swings up at Nasty planting the spiked glove right into Nasty's crotch...Nasty screams...

Tito: Holy shit...

Playboy: That's gotta hurt...

Nasty pokes Icarus in the eyes forcing him to lose his grip...kicks Thorne down...and rolls out of the ring grabbing his crotch as a chant of pocket pool...pocket pool...fills the arena...

Playboy: Heyyyy that's no way to treat Nasty...

Nasty slams his hands on the apron cursing at the crowd...climbs back up on the ring apron while Thorne and Icarus are back at it...trying to kill each other with their metal hand guards...

Icarus runs his spiked fingertips across Thorne's eyelids...blood flows down Thorne's face in almost a crimson mask...

Thorne delivers the spiked glove into Icarus shoulder tearing more skin...

Icarus slices toward Thorne's throat...Thorne falls back barely out of range...sweeps his legs...dropping Icarus to the mat...

Tito: They're gonna kill each other...

Nasty slingshots himself over the top rope with a legdrop across Icarus' throat...rolls onto Thorne pounding his face with the chain again...

Icarus rolls onto Nasty's back...reaching around carving his face like a Thanksgiving turkey...Nasty bites Icarus' hand as Icarus elbows him in the face knocking a tooth loose...they separate to opposite corners as does Thorne...

Nasty spits his tooth out swatting it into the audience...

Tito: Now that was just sick...

The crowd oohs in disgust...

Thorne smiles...unstraps his left glove...then his right...removes them...and throws them outside the ring...

Tito: What's Thorne doing...

Playboy: Making it more up close and personal...

Icarus smiles and nods...removes his fingercaps...and throws them outside the ring...

They look at Nasty...he looks at the chain...

Tito: Will Nasty make it three...

Throws it at Thorne...runs at him with a high knee...nailing Thorne in the jaw sending him back to the corner catching him around the neck dropping him with a stunner in almost a fluid motion...

Nasty runs toward Icarus right into a side slam...Icarus lifts Nasty up by the hair...lifts him high...brainbuster on the neck...

Thorne rises...runs at Icarus...toss to the outside through the ropes...

Icarus grabs Nasty...lifting him by the hair...into the ropes...catching him in a sleeping neckbreaker on the way back...

Tito: Icarus is taking control again...

Playboy: Got a feeling the bloods gonna flow much faster from now on...

Icarus walks over to the nearest turnbuckle...begins removing the padding exposing all the metal...

Icarus drags Nasty to the exposed turnbuckle...slamming his head into it...once...twice...

Nasty blocks...slamming Icarus into the hard metal instead...springing him back onto the mat...and begins climbing the turnbuckle...

Thorne slides in the ring...runs toward Icarus...Icarus plants his boot into Thorne's chest sending him flying into the exposed turnbuckle and into Nasty...Nasty flies...crashing through the timekeepers table...

Tito: Ouch...poor Nasty...

Playboy: Poor Thorne...

Icarus begins beating on Thorne dropping Thorne with a TKO...

Rolling Thorne outside Icarus follows...bringing Thorne over to the nearest table...Icarus sets up Thorne...brings him up for a powerbomb...

Playboy: Icarus is gonna do it...he's one step away from being the new Extreme Champion...

Thorne comes alive...pounding on Icarus face...but it's too little too late as Icarus puts Thorne through the table...

Icarus raises his hands...

Playboy: There we have it...a new Extreme Champion...

The ref puts down Icarus hands...

Playboy: What...?

Tito: The ref is saying something...I guess Thorne sent Nasty flying so technically Thorne put Nasty through a table...

Raises Thorne's hand...

Icarus goes after Thorne...the ref pushes him away...he grabs one of his sets of metal fingertips off the floor...putting them on his right hand...

Playboy: Uh oh...that ref seems to have a death wish...

Going after Thorne the ref gets in his way...Icarus slashes his face dropping him to the ground...Icarus raises his metal clad hand over the fallen Thorne when the Red Fog begins to roll in...when it rolls out Twiddler, Nitro, Bob Wiffo, Syd Shivyr, and Flex Steele surround Icarus...

Playboy: Yes, business is definitely about to pick-up!!!!

Syd: Don't fuckin' think it...

Icarus smiles and backs up pointing at Thorne...

Icarus: It ain't over yet Thorne...there's a lot more blood to be spilt...

Icarus walks to the back never taking his eyes off ringside...

Syd and Steele help Thorne to his feet...

Looking to the back Sean is seen standing in the back row yelling...

Twiddler whispers to Bob and Nitro...they walk over to Nasty picking him up from the remains of the table...

Twiddler grabs a mic pointing to Sean...

Twiddler: Sean...we got a little message for you...Nitro and Bob drag Nasty to another table...

Tito: No they wouldn't...

Double-spinebuster through the table...

Playboy: Ohhhhhh they did...they surely did...

The Army of the Damned enter the ring...

The Red Fog rolls in...when it rolls out they're gone...

Sean curses...storming off...to the back...the EMT's head to ringside...

Tito: Well the boss is unhappy...and this is far from over...

Playboy: You can definitely say that again...

Singles Match: Radikal vs. Arawn
Results:

Tito: The match is about to get underway...both participants are in the ring...

Playboy: This is our first look at Radikal here in awhile...can't wait to see him in action...he's got a tough challenger in Arawn...

Arawn and Radikal stand in their respective corners waiting for the bell to ring...DING DING...

Both men circle feeling each other out...

They lock up...

Headlock by Arawn...

Tito: Arawn starts it off...

Radikal pushes Arawn off into the ropes...Arawn returns with a shoulder block knocking Radikal to the mat...

Arawn drops an elbow...Radikal rolls out of the way...Another...Radikal rolls...Another...Radikal rolls out of the ring...

Playboy: You can say one thing about Radikal...the guy's fast...

Tito: As a ferret...

Arawn slingshots himself over the top rope with a plancha on Radikal...

Tito: And Arawn takes it right to Radikal...

Arawn lifts Radikal...rolling him into the ring...

Radikal gets up, runs to the opposite ropes...comes back...

Playboy: Radikal keeps taking it and coming back for more...the guy doesn't know when to quit...

Arawn hops up to the ring apron...

leg lariat by Radikal sending Arawn flying to the floor...

Radikal climbs the turnbuckle...Arawn rises to his feet...

Radikal with a shooting star press from the top...

Arawn catches him in mid-air...spins him with the momentum...Tilt-a-whirl piledriver on the concrete...

Tito: OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT...?!?!?!?!?!?

Playboy: That my friend was the sound of one man splattin'...

Arawn rolls Radikal into the ring...slingshots himself over the top rope with a splash on Radikal...he hooks the leg going for the pin...1...2...Radikal kicks out...

Tito: It was almost over for Radikal there...

Playboy: The guy's got gut's but Arawn's got him on the ropes...

Arawn picks him up...throws him into the ropes...goes for a clothesline from hell...

Crucifix by Radikal...1...2...Arawn kicks out...

Tito: I don't know where Radikal's getting it from but as Playboy said he just won't quit...

Arawn grabs Radikal by the hair...spins and tosses him...

Arawn backs up and runs...Baseball slide to the face...

Playboy: Mannnnnnnn...talk about a vicious streak...I'm beginning to love this guy...

Tito shifts his chair away from Playboy

Playboy: Not that way...

Arawn lifts Radikal up for a slam...

Small package by Radikal...1...2...

Tito: Pin attempt by Radikal...

Arawn rolls it over with the aid of the ropes...1...2...

Tito: Reversal...

Radikal rolls it over once more...1...2...Arawn rakes Radikal?s eyes breaking the pin attempt...

Tito: Reversal of the reversal...

Both men up to their feet...

Tito: And Arawn seems pissed as hell...what's he doing...

Playboy: Getting an equalizer it seems...

Arawn climbs out of the ring grabbing a chair...slams it against the floor 3 times...the ref jumps out to warn Arawn to drop the chair...

Playboy: Is this ref nuts...he must be...

Arawn gets in the refs face...sliding the chair into the ring behind his back...

Tito: What's Arawn doing with the chair...?

Samhain comes from the crowd sliding into the ring behind Radikal...

Tito: It was a setup...it was a dang setup...

He spins Radikal around...swings a low kick bending Radikal in half...putting him in position...he lifts Radikal high...

CLAYMORE ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Tito: It's over now...

Samhain rolls out of the ring hiding behind the far apron...

Arawn pushes the ref aside...sliding into the ring...hooks a leg going for a pin with both feet on the ropes behind the refs back...1...2...3...

Tito: He didn't need all that...he coulda scored the pin without putting his feet on the ropes...

Playboy: It's better to be safe than sorry...

Samhain rolls into the ring...holding Arawn's hand high...

Tito: And there we have it the New Psychothrillaz...and Arawn victorious...
Winner via pinfall: Arawn

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Interview with World Champion EKPhil and Selena Christopher

<In the ring with Muffy Capone with the mic getting ready for the interview.....>

Muffy Capone: Ladies & Gentleman few weeks ago at Global Domination he got chokeslam from top of the megatron around 50 feet high through the tables he was sideline for a while. But now he's here and he's my guest with Selena Christopher the current TKOW World Heavyweight Champion...........EXTREME KILLER PHIL!!!!

<The lights turn off and you hear the Jet's sound effect then you hear the voice...>

Voice: BOW DOWN TO YOUR WORLD CHAMPION!

<"Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays both Selena Christopher and Extreme Killer Phil came out of the entrance way while the lights is back on. You see Selena Christopher is holding the TKOW World Heavyweight Title on her shoulder and Extreme Killer Phil got a cane on his hand both walking down the aisle headed their way to the ring both are in the ring now the theme stop playing.....>

Muffy Capone: Few weeks ago you got chokeslam from hell by Dominus and everyone wanted to know how you feel?

<Extreme Killer Phil look at Muffy Capone for a second then look around then about to respond.>

Extreme Killer Phil: You ask how I feel Muffy? Well, to be honest I feel like........CRAP!!

Muffy Capone: Please explain...

Extreme Killer Phil: Oh you want me to explain well let see few weeks ago I got chokeslam from top of the megatron which 50 feet high which I broke my ribs and now my back might not be the same like it use to be hurts like hell so that?s my explanation that I feel like........CRAP!!

Muffy Capone: Sorry to hear that another question is how is your condition right now?

Extreme Killer Phil: Thanks to Dominus I have a broken ribs which I have it tape around my ribs which I have to wear it for a while and I have a bad back now which my back might not be the same as it use to be. Doctors told me I need a crutch because I can't even hardly walk but I prove them wrong and right now I rehabbing however you can see I have this on my hand which is a cane which is a special cane just for Dominus...

Muffy Capone: What do you mean by that?

Extreme Killer Phil: It's real easy you see last week at Total Conflict Selena make a proposal offer for 20 thousand dollar...

<Selena Christopher whisper to Extreme Killer Phil's ear then he continue to speak.>

Extreme Killer Phil: Selena just told that she have raise the stake which if anyone can not only take Dominus out but make him suffer she will give 20 million dollars and a surprise bonus. But however someone will take him out tonight and that is.........ME!! Because I have this cane and what I'm going to do exactly is hit him right to the head with this cane which force him to a early retirement TONIGHT!! So Dominus watch your back cause I'm going to hit you and it will hurt like a bitch you won't feel a thing cause when you wake up the next night you will not remember who you are and why you in the hospital and be force to a early retirement. You going to regret what you did to me few weeks ago how dare you do to your world champion you should respect your world champion you should BOW DOWN TO YOUR WORLD CHAMPION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!! Camera man come closer....

<The camera zoom closer to Extreme Killer Phil and you see the face of Extreme Killer Phil a mean streak you haven't see before then he continue to speak...>

Extreme Killer Phil: No one and I mean NO ONE WILL FUCK WITH ME ANYMORE!! Dominus be very afraid cause I will take you out........TONIGHT!! Now this interview is over Muffy!

<"Down With The Sickness" plays again and both Extreme Killer Phil and Selena Christopher leave the ring headed to the back.>

*ADVERTISEMENT FOR RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE 2003*
A voice over hypes the pay-per-view, and runs down a few matches, including EKPhil versus Syberus for the World Title and Vixon versus Victoria Secret in a Hair vs. Hair match

Nitro vs. Lone Horseman
Results:

Tito: And here we go with this week's rookie challenge...our first look at two newcomers to TKOW!

The Red Fog fills the ring...as it clears we see Nitro standing awaiting his opponent...

The classic Four Horseman Theme begins to play...the lights strobe...the Lone Horseman walks through the curtain...stylin' and profilin' for the fans...he struts to ringside walking up the stairs into the ring handing his robe to a ring girl at ringside...

The bell rings...

The Lone Horseman puts his hand out for a handshake...as Nitro reaches for it Lone Horseman pulls it back slicking his hair and begins to strut...

Playboy: This guy's got Kahones...I like that...

He turns back to Nitro...who sends a fist his way...knocking him back onto his butt...

Tito: And it looks to me like Nitro has a temper and very little patience...

Horseman scurries back to the corner sticking himself partially through the ropes...

Nitro bends down to grab him and is met by two fingers in the eyes...followed by a low blow from the refs blindside...

Playboy: This guy is great...he seems to know that ring and his opponent inside out...

Tito: This is quite a feat since even we know very little about either of them...

Lone Horseman drags Nitro to the middle of the ring grabbing a foot...swings around...locking on the figure 4 in the middle of the ring...Nitro fights the pain reaching for the ropes...he grabs them...the ref breaks the hold...

Lone Horseman drops knees across Nitro's leg hoping to shatter it or at least weaken it...

Nitro grabs Horseman's hair on the 3rd drop using it to pull Horseman into DDT position...

DDT on the Lone Horseman...

Nitro goes for the pin...1...no pin...

Tito: And Nitro goes for an early pin attempt...

Playboy: Too early if you ask me...

Nitro gets up pulling Lone Horseman up...delivering 3 fists to him in piston like fashion...

Dragging Lone Horseman to the corner Nitro climbs the turnbuckle...putting the Lone Horseman in a reverse full-nelson...nods...

Tito: NITRO HITS THE SONIC BOOM!!!!

Nitro goes for the pin...1...2...Horseman gets a foot on the ropes...

Playboy: Horseman barely got out of that one...and it looks like Nitro's temper is beginning to flare...

Nitro complains to the ref about a slow count...he picks up the Lone Horseman...slaps on a headlock...and runs up the turnbuckle...

Tito: TURBO BOOST!!!

He rolls Horseman over going for the pin...1...2...foot on the ropes...

Nitro begins to get worked up...he lifts Horseman and plants him with a ddt...

Nitro lifts him up climbing the turnbuckle...dives...

Tito: NITROUS OXIDE!!!!!!

Playboy: Looks like Nitro has exploded...

Tito: Ohhhhh you and your bad puns...

Nitro goes for another pin...1...2...unbelievably the Lone Horseman gets s shoulder up...

Playboy: Horseman is showing me a lot this match...he doesn't know the meaning of the word quit...

Nitro's temper flares as he grabs the ref by the shirt holding him high fist clenched ready to strike...

Playboy: Nitro's losin' it...

The Lone Horseman shakes off his daze noticing Nitro's back to him...

He reaches under him delivering a low blow...then rolls him up with a schoolboy pin while hooking the tights out of the referees view...

1...

2...

3...

Tito: No Bill...Nitro's lost it...in more ways than one...

The Lone Horseman gets up on the turnbuckle to celebrate posing for the fans...

Nitro rises behind him...wraps his arm around his neck...and flips him over with a reverse facebuster...

Tito: Now there was no call for that...

Playboy: You send it yourself Poppi...Tempers are flaring...

Nitro slides out of the ring gets a steel chair...returns to the ring...and proceeds to swing it at the Lone Horseman...

Horseman dodges the hit rolling out of the ring just barely...

Playboy: Horseman just barely escaped that chair shot...

Playboy: Something's happening here...and its not gonna be pretty...

The Red Fog rolls in once more...as it rolls out Twiddler and Bob Wiffo are outside the ring...

They grab the Lone Horseman and feed him back to Nitro...shoving him back into the ring...

Tito: A three-on-one...now that's completely uncalled for...the match is over...

Playboy: But the haterizin' ain't...

Nitro winds up and swings the chair knocking The Lone Horseman down...

Twiddler and Bob cheer him on not noticing that Slim Gopey and Nova are coming from the crowd behind them...

Playboy: Look!!! It's Slim and Nova...

Slim and Nova jump Twiddler and Bob...Nitro comes to their aid...the Lone Horseman comes to Nova and Slim's aid and all 6 men take the battle to the crowd and eventually backstage...

Winner via pinfall: Lone Horseman

[TKOW Board]

Segment

The lights in the arena dim to black, ?Eye for an Eye? begins playing, there?s a huge pyro as the lights come on and Soulfly stands on the ramp, arms spread with his newly won Custom Championship around his waist, he begins to walk down the ramp as the cameras focus in on him

Fly stops halfway down the ramp to grab a sign from the crowd that reads ?Fly, sell me a Oz.? fly shows it to the camera as he makes his way to the ring, he throws it into the crowd then grabs a sign reading ?Firm, ride or die, Next: DI/REV?

Fly pulls out his lighter and sets the poster on fire before he gets in the ring, he gets in the center of the ring, the lights go out except for a spotlight placed on Fly, he slowly and deliberately takes off the Custom title, holds it up in the air, he walks over to the turnbuckle and places it on the turnbuckle as the lights go back on, he picks up a mic and begins to address the crowd

As much a s I enjoy coming out to the musical madness that is Soulfly tonight is the last time I will come out to ?Eye for an eye? as next week I will have a theme that is more appropriate for me, but I didn?t come out here to talk about music, I came out here to talk about??..me!!!!!!!!

*boos*

this past Sunday on PPV you all witnessed history in the making, you guys witnessed the beginning of the greatest Custom title reign in the history of TKOW, there is nobody in that locker room who has the talent to take this title away from me, shit the Texans will win a Super bowl before I lose this bitch

*boos*

The thing that makes the custom title so badass is if you win it, you name it, now the past 2 champions did not name it, well I?m breaking the habit, I?m naming mine, ladies and gentlemen you are looking at your new TKOW! ?THC? Champion

*Fly poses as the crowd boos loudly and heavily

fly walks over to the turnbuckle and takes the THC title*

seeing as this is my championship my THC championship, I should do something to let everyone know its mine?..

*Fly puts a paper over the title, and pulls out a can of spray-paint, he sprays the paper, he quits and removes the paper, holds the title up?.to show that he has painted a green pot leaf on the belt, the crowd boos in response*

you little cunts are getting on my last goddamn nerve???

*A mischievous laughter rips through the arena as the lights dip low cutting off Soul fly's speech. On the first beat of the drum from "The Immortal" by Adema blue and green lights pan over the crowd revealing The Green Weasel on the platform. Her arms are outstretched head down eyeing the ring; a lollipop twirls in her mouth. Her head begins to bob to the music as she charges the ring and hops onto the apron. Grabbing the top rope to swing herself over and moves to the corner and hops up to lie across the corner ropes. A sly grin appears on her face as she winks at the Soul Fly rolling the lollipop in her mouth for extra effects. The gawking look on Soul Fly is all she needs as her eyes scan over the crowd listening to the mixed cheers and boos.*

"Soul Fly darling really. You don't pay much attention do you? When I left here that title had a name. As I recall there was no one really holding after I left. You are not the first to be holding it after me."

"And what did you call it?"

"Oh it was quite simple. Seeing as they call me The Green Goddess on the streets it was the ..."

"But you see it doesn't matter what YOU called because it is now the THC title. MY title. So you need to learn that you're not the champion anymore."

Weasel nods agreeing with what he said. She hops down from the ropes and circles around Soul Fly letting her fingers trail over his shoulders and chest. Soul Fly watches her with glued eyes. She smiles and steps up to him as if she would give him a kiss. Before anyone can figure out what happened, Weasel moves down to a handstand and pulls Soul Fly down head first into the mat with her BLUR.

She stands up and cracks her neck sucking on her teeth as she circled around the ring once. She stops and picks up her lollipop she dropped as well as Soul Fly's microphone and leans over him.

"Looks like people forgot who I am. Well let you be the first to remember. I am the Green Goddess, your xtreme Bitch, the Green Weasel. The first ever female champion of the Custom title who overcame the borders. There's more to break down so I would watch your step. Watch tonight and you'll member clearly. And don't mistake yourself for the greatest Custom champ ever.... me!"

*She throws the microphone down at him and turns to exit the ring nonchalant. she pauses in her foot steps as "Suffocate? by Staind plays, and looks up at the ramp with a confused look on her face, out steps Michael, wearing his hockey mask and armed with his machete.

Tito: ?Fly?s brother is making an appearance tonight?

Michael makes his way to the ring and climbs in, as he does so Weasel slides flips over the top rope avoiding the 6?10 man beast, she looks back at the ring an annoyed look on her face. Fly is now standing side by side with his brother, staring right back at Weasel. Her expression changes to a flirtatious one as she blows a kiss and winks at him before turning her back purposely to leave the arena.
Backstage Segment
Co-CEO Jackson Fear is walking with the hall, when he?s abruptly by an official.
Official: Mr. Fear, I have some really bad news to break to you.
Jackson: What kind of bad news?
The official hesitates, but continues anyway.
Official: It seems that Syberus, the #1 Contender for the World Championship, never arrived here. We?ve tried getting in touch with him, but we?ve had no luck.
Jackson: Well that?s just great! Our #1 Contender is making his own rules now! Well, when you get a hold of Syberus, you just let him know that next week on Conflict; he?ll be facing both Extreme Killer Phil and Dominus in a Hardcore Rules Handicap Match!
Jackson Fear gives the official one last cruel stare and storms off.
Ladder Match for the Dragonweight Title: Dave Rave vs. Nathan Melvin
Results:
Tito: What a night it has been thus far. But up next is quiet possibly the most anticipated & important DragonWeight match in the HISTORY of TKOW. Both these men feel as though they MUST win. So much at stake in this highly emotionally charged match for such a covoted championship against 2 very popular fan favorites.

Jakes: Tito. High stakes does'nt begin to describe this baby coming up. this may very well be the LAST match that the DragonWeight championship will EVER change hands in again IF at all.

Tito: Well many claim that Melvin has David Raves number because of the controversy sorrounding the first encounter. Well tonight is the night. All of the contoversy will be put to rest. David Rave wants to solidify his legacy as the greatest DragonWeight Wrestler that TKOW has ever had & Melvin wants to accomplish what he has worked toward for so long. It's a must win for both men. & that belt hanging above the ring is what it is all about. Lets get to the entrance of these 2 fantastic young athletes in a match that means so much!

" 'Touched' by Vast hits over the p.a. system with the lights darkening though out the arena with the trademark silver fire rises up on the entry stage. Melvin walks out on the center of the stage with his head tilted down to a warm ovation by the fans. He tilts it back up as the fire lowers. He walks down to the ring with a determined look on his face flashing a light smile at a few fans as he slaps the hands of a few along the way & rolls in the ring & stands on the middle rope posing with his hands raised in the air."

Tito: Well here is the challenger who is going into this match like it's his last chance.

Jakes: Well that is because it's his last chance. If he loses that's it. It's over. He's done never gonna get it.

"A hard beat pulsates through the arean's sound system. All of a sudden, and electronic voice is heard, "When it's time to party, we will party hard!" Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" starts to blare over the loud speaker as purple and blue strobe lights pulsate through the arena. David Rave comes out doing a rave-type dance before he quickly runs down to the ring and holds his arms up in an "X" type fashion."

Tito: Well the champ has arrived! He's here to solidify his legacy as the greatest Dragonweight champion that TKOW has ever had.

Jakes: Yeah well to do that he's gonna have to beat the man in the ring right now. Nathan Melvin. This guy in manys eyes had Rave beat the first time around. Both men have to prove that they're the best by beating the other.

Tito: Lets take it to Hoops Jackson in the ring.

"The camera pans up to Hoops Jackson in the ring with a mic."

Hoops: Ladies & Gentlemen! The following contest will be contended under Ladder Match rules & it WILL BE FOR THE TKOW DRAGONWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

"Fans pop."

Hoops: First! The Challenger! He is a former TKOW Six Man Tornado Tag Team Champion!He has been given the name of Superfly V.4 for his incredible offense! Weighing in at 217 pounds! HE IS Naaaaaaathaaaaaaan Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelviiin!!!!!!

"Melvin turns around facing his corner sighing deeply as he squats down shtting his eyes before standing back up with a great pop from the fans."

Hoops: & his opponent! He is the TKOW DragonWeight Champion with the reputation of liking to PARTY HARD!Weighing in at 195 pounds! He is Daaaaaaaaaaviiiiiiiiid Raaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!!!!

"The fans pop huge as David ave bows his head down waving to the fans."

Tito: Well the tension in here has risen & it could be cut wth a floppy disk!

Jakes Tito... what the hell kind of line is that? Here try this. The tension in here could e cut with A BUTTER knife!

Tito: You're gonna sit here & lecture me on lines? A man who is 45 years old & still thinks the Fonz is cool & has a poster of Vinnie Barbarino in his mothers basement in which he still lives.

Jakes: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY AT GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!!

Tito: Just spreading the love like you do with the Lube Jakey boy.

Jakes: Jakey boy? Holy God...... Tito, did my mother say yes when you asked!?! If so we're gonna freshen up your vocabulary some with some Grease!

Tito: Oh please, I think I'd be better off calling Rodney Dangerfield than you to help me out with Grease & WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? I'm not even going out with your mother!!!

Jakes: You're not?.......... Well damn Tito you're not going out with me! Call me 'Jakey' boy all you want but you're not getting a piece of the Playboys Pie!!!

Tito:..................................... The Playboys what?

Jakes:....................... I......... I......... Something did'nt come out right just then.

Tito: Oh my God...... ugh........ Well just call the match.

"In the ring Melvin & Rave circle eachother for a moment shaking hands before retreating away for a moment glaring eachother down."

Tito: & here we go!


(BELL RINGS)

"Melvin & Rave circle eachother for a moment before shaking hands."

Tito: A class act by both of these wonderful young men who mutually respect eachother.

Jakes: Blah Blah blah. Get to the action already!

Tito: Ladies & Genltemen. I give you the current most shallow man in all of Texas.

Jakes: Yeah well it just means I'm a regular citizen around here then. Especially when ya add up all the latins.

Tito: WATCH IT!!! Just call the match.

Jakes: Yeah, Yeah.

"Melvin gets in a martial arts like stance as Rave gets in his amatuer."

Tito: Both mens adrenaline blood rush must be insane right now.

Jakes: I guess the question is who's gonna make the first move of offense.

"Melvin & Rave stay where they're at staring down. After a few high tension moments Melvin pops his hips foward making Rave budge back."

Tito: Whoa. Both mens reflexes are off the scale. Both are in peak physical condition.

Jakes: Tell the people something they don't know Tito.

Tito: On the under the mat talk show, the small detail that Rave left out about the Lube was-

Jakes: ALRIGHT YOU MADE YOUR POINT!!!

"Melvin & Rave move in closer to eachother & Rave lunges foward for a lock-up but Melvin ducks down & hits a double leg takedown on Rave."

Tito: Melvin counters Rave taking him down to the mat. He's going for a Boston crab.

Jakes: Melvins targetting the back it looks like that Rave had injured last week.

Tito: But Rave counters it & pushes Melvin away off into the ropes. Melvin comes back at Rave who turns over on his stomach. Melvin hops over him & comes back at Rave who's now up & hits a big time shoulder block.

Jakes: Melvin has a size & strength advantage over Rave & he's gonna take advantage of it.

"Melvin tries to come down on Rave but Rave slides out of the way & jumps over applying a front face lock on Melvin."

Tito: Rave has it locked in perfectly. Melvin powers his way up to both knee's & pushes Rave upwards toward the corner. Rave however pushes out keeping it on. Melvin twists out & locks in a standing Fujiwara armbar.

"Rave blocks it though for a moment before Melvin bends him back down applying pressure. Rave reaches over with a few punches to the gut of Melvin & bends back up & keeps himself completely vertical before charging through the ropes onto the ring apron using Melvins momentum bringing them both crashing to the outside."

Tito: The reason Rave did that is because there are'nt any disqualifications. melvin would'nt have had to break the hold on that exchange.

Jakes: But Melvin would'nt have won the match either because the only way he ca-

"Tito breaks in."

Tito: Bill the people know the rules by now. We rant on about them every 2 weeks sice that's about as much space we get between each one.

Jakes: Err...... good point.

"Melvin & Rave both quickly get up on the outside infront of the announce table & begin slugging it out."

Jakes: Well so much for technicalties of their mat wrestling. It looks like just another night at a Texas Grill house around here! Nothing but a punch-out fight!

Tito: Melvin & Rave are really putting out some thuds here on the side eachothers heads!

Jake: Uh oh...

"Rave kicks Melvin into the stomach & carries Melvin over in Tito & Bills direction slamming his head into the announce table."

Jakes: I think it's time that we made are grand escape Tito.

Tito: This match is moving alot faster then alot of people thought it would, that's for sure!

"Rave slams Melvins head into the announce table 2 more times before Melvin blocks the fourth one with his left boot against the table."

Jakes: I guess it's Melvins turn to take lead again.

Tito: Melvin starts slamming Raves head onto the announce table at 1, 2, 3, & 4!....... & 5!!!

Jakes: Well Melvins ahead by a few points again I guess.

Tito: Well Melvin must have more plans for Rave.

Jakes: & they're not looking like an invitation to take a trip for some cofee or tea at the caf'e.

"Melvin slings Rave ino the steel steps at the corner moving them!"

Tito: Whoa!

Jakes: Yeowch!

Tito: Melvin pulls Rave back up & rolls him in the ring.

Jakes: Well it's broken down now.

Tito: Yep.

"Melvin goes over to the timekeepers table & grabs a steel chair bringing it in the ring."

Tito: Melvin has a steel chair! Melvin tries to slam it down on Rave but Rave rolls out of the way on the ground & drop toe holds Melvin face first into the steel chair!

Jakes: That had to hurt. Wait, Raves grabbed the chair up & he's trying his luck with it! Rave slams it down but now Melvin dodged it this time!

Tito: Melvin gets up, Rave tries to pull the cair up but Melvin slides a dropkick to Raves right hand breaking Raves grip sliding the chair to under the ropes.

Jakes: Well that's great for Rave. Not only does he not know how to squeeze a woman, he can't squeeze a chair either. Straight Edge is just a cover up for-

"Tito breaks in."

Tito: What the HELL does that have to do with anything in this match? & even so, atleast Rave has something 'Straight' about him. Meanwhile a guy like you with the nick name 'Playboy' who goes out & buys six pack bottles of Lube & shuts himself up in his motel room locking his door asking for no room service to just do GOD knows WHAT in there.... Now if you would JUST PLEASE....... SHUT....... YOUR....... MOUTH & call the DAMN match we could get back do what we get paid to do out here without arguing like Odd Couple-The Next Generation! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!

Jakes: ................................................................................

"Melvin takes a moment to get back to his feet as David Rave lunges out attempting to regain the steel chair but Melvin grabs Raves left ankle pulling him back to the center of the ring."

Tito: Melvin has Rave! He could be going for an ankle lock. Wait, Rave gets up to his right foot & turns around facing Melvin.

Jakes: Here comes an enzeguri! WHAM!

Tito: NO! Melvin duck!. Rave lands on his right foot. Melvin lets Raves ankle loose & goes for a German suplex!

Jakes: Rave reverses it & twists around Melvin for one of his own instead.

Tito: Melvin begins countering with some right-arm elbows to Raves temple of his forehead.Melvin twists back around into the original position. Melvin attempts the German suplex!

Jakes: Rave just landed on his feet.

Tito: What agility!

"Rave clamps back onto Melvin for a German suplex."

Tito: Raves trying again.

Jakes: Would one of them hit the move already!

Tito: Wait, Melvin runs foward to the ropes & grabs the middle one. Rave pulls back but Melvin hangs on letting Rave roll away backwards.

Jakes: What's Melvin doing now?

"Melvin grabs the steel chair from earlier & holds it up against the ropes in between the top & middle ones."

Tito: What is he doing?

Jakes: He better look behind him because Rave is up! WAIT A SECOND!

Tito: OH MY! Rave runs at Melvin but Melvin moves out of the way!

Jakes: WHAM & DAMN!!!

Tito: Rave just ran head first at Melvin who dodged the bullet & Raves skull just crashed through that steel shair & though the ropes now on the outside of the ring as a result of it!!!!

Jakes: Melvin just left outside of the ring on the other end & I think we all know what for!

Tito: As they say at the Olympics!

Jakes: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!

"Melvin pulls a ladder out from under the ring."

Tito: Melvin's going for the Championship right now!

"Melvin slides in the ring & sets the ladder up."

Jakes: Wait a second. I see Rave stirring up on the outside!

Tito: Melvin does too. He's headed in that direction. Melvin leans over the ropes & grabs Rave by the hair!

Jakes: He has Rave by the hair Tito! Wait!

Tito: Raves got the chair! OH MY!

"Rave swoops the steel shair upwards at Melvins skull knocking him out!"

Jakes: GOOD NIGHT MELVIN!

Tito: Melvin is just limply draped over the top rope out like a light.

Jakes: I think it's safe to say that David rave has a chance to take Melvin out of his way right now in this match & win it.

Tito: & I think that's exactly what Rave is planning to do.

"Rave climbs up on the ring apron with the steel chair in hand & kicks his right knee up to Melvins face sending him over the ropes & laid out on the mat."

Jakes: Well for a guy with a steel chair he sure does'nt seem into much of a hurry to use it again.

Tito: Don't underestimate him Bill. Rave has something on his mind.

Jakes: I can see that now!

Tito: Rave slingshots himself over the top rope onto Melvin dropping the steel chair underneath him hitting a senton splash but Melvin just raised his knee's up letting Rave crash off back to the mat! But Melvins rolled over to his stomach holding onto his right knee.

Jakes: I knew Melvin was a pain in the ass to David Raves title reign & the fact that Raves clutching his backside right now only proves that point!

Tito: Well you might have something there Bill but Melvin is really holding onto that right knee.

Jakes: He is'nt holding it anymore than Rave is his ass right now.

"After a moment David Rave gets up as Melvin gets to his left knee holding his right one."

Tito: Rave is the first one up. Rave runs at Melvin & baseball slide him to his right leg. Rave gets up & he's now stomping at the knee.

"After 8 stomps Rave stops & goes to the chair picking it back up."

Jakes: He's got that chair again Tito!

Tito: Raves going after the right knee of Melvin it looks like. Rave slams it down but Melvin pulls his left boot up in front of the chair blocking it & pushes it back up blasting into Raves face sending him stumbling back!

Jake: Now that was pretty creative! Wait, Melvin just rolled back up to his feet.

Tito: Rave does'nt see it & turns around for another swing!

"CRASH!!!"

Jakes: GOOD LORD!!!! What the hell do you call that it!?

Tito: It looked like Melvin jumped up into a dropkick & flipped of back on his feet!

Jakes: Well Rave did'nt turn out quiet as fortunate to land on his feet from that exchange. That's for damn sure.

Tito: Well Melvin's taking a moment to rest as Rave is barely moving on the mat.

"Just then Melvin begins to walk towards the ladder."

Jakes: He's going for it Tito! Melvin's gonna win the DragonWeight Championship!

"Melvin begins to climb the ladder as Rave pulls himself up in the corner."

Tito: But if you look you can see Melvin limping. That knee really took the brunt of that steel chair earlier.

Jakes: Here comes Rave.

Tito: David Rave steps on the first climb of the ladder & clasps his fingers to Melvins waist! You don't think...

Jakes: Took the words right out of my big fat mouth Tito!

Tito: David Rave gives a Belly to Back suplex off of the ladder to the mat!!!

Jakes: Well the match is gonna end with the climbing of that ladder but it won't be that one Melvin just attempted!

Tito: Nope...

"Rave struggles up to his feet & heads outside the ring facing the entry way."

Jakes: Is he leaving?

Tito: No, he's looking under the ring & he just pulles out ANOTHER steel chair & slides it into the ring. Raves's checking under the ring again & he's pulling out something else.

Jakes: A trash can with kendo sticks inside of it!

Tito: This is gonna dissolve pretty soon between these two. Rave's unloading the kendo sticks & putting them in the ring also.

Jakes: Wait, look at Melvin!

Tito: Oh my God! Melvin just ran out of the ropes on the other end of the ring & comes over the top rope with a summersault plancha! WAIT...

"BOOM!!!"

Jakes: Rave let Melvin collide with the trash can! & Melvin just went SPLAT onto that floor!

Tito: That is'nt gonna help that right knee any for Melvin. That's for sure.

Jakes: Well Rave is'nt wasting any time & he's rolling back in the ring & climbing the ladder!

"Rave takes a moment to play to the fans before beginning to climb."

Jakes: Nevermind, he's decided to do something REALLY stupid.

Tito: Rave needs to just step up that ladder, grab his belt-

"Bill Jakes breaks in."

Jakes: & GET THE HELL OUT OF HOUSTON BABY! YES! You read my mind Tito.

"Tito sighes annoyed."

Tito: Uh oh. I can see Melvin stirring up on the ring apron.

Jakes: Rave knows he's there.

Tito: Yes he does & Rave steps off the ladder & hits a running double axe handle knocking Melvin off the ring apron back to the floor before he can do any thing.

Jakes: It's going to take alot more than that Tito because Melvin is already back up on the outside.

Tito: Rave see's that. He's grabbed the ladder & appears to be placing it where it's facing Melvin inside the ring.

Jakes: Now what's he doing?

Tito: Rave is at the top of the ladder no where near the belt but is looking down at Melvin like an Eagle stalking its prey.

Jakes: Rave takes flight!

Tito: Rave leaprogs over the top of the ladder but Melvin see's him coming & slides immediately into the ring While Rave lands on the ring apron instead!

Jakes: Melvin gets up as Rave turns around! He hits one of his martial arts kicks right to the side of Raves head!

"A sickening thud goes around the arena as several fans in the front row get up to applaud the exchange that had just taken place."

Tito: Good God! Rave is completely dazed on the ring apron he has his back turned to Melvin as well.

Jakes: I think he's knocked out standing Tito! Wait! Now Melvin has gotten a Kendo stick off the ring mat!

Tito: Melvin grasps the stick & puts it over Raves head across his throat & Melvin leans his head up against Raves back & twists himself & Rave over into position for what looks like some kind of impaler!

Jakes: Look at this!

Tito: Melvin runs up the ladder facing him & pushes himself off over Rave taking them both off the apron crashing to the floor!!!

"The camera shows fans in attendance around the arena with holy shit chants loud & clear."

Jakes: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT JUST THEN!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tito: What the hell are you asking me for!?!? I'v never seen it before either!!!!

"Melvin rolls back up to his feet after a minute or two before Rave who is still recovering while clutching his throat & neck area's."

Tito: Melvin may have just permanantly taken out Rave in this match after that manuever.

Jakes: I don't see how either one of then can move after that!

Tito: Well Melvin is moving & he ust rolled in the ring to prove it.

Jakes: It looks like he's taking another outting for the gold Tito!

Tito: Melvin is up folks & he's grabbed the ladder setting it in the center of the ring going after the title yet again.

Jakes: That might not be the case for too long becaus Rave has gone around to the left hand side of the ring & he's searching under the ring again for something. Uh oh...

Tito: If Melvin plans to get that title & win the match he had better be going for it right now because Rave just pulled out a 20 foot ladder!!!

Jakes: That things over half the size of the one already in the ring!

Tito: & Rave just slid it in the ring through the middle rope from the outside & the bottom rungs are fitted in between the center ones of where Melvin is climbing.

Jakes: It looks like the thing's made into a bridge between the middle rope & the ladder!

Tito: Melvin is almost at the belt rushing to grab it but Rave's on the ring apron.

Jakes: Rave hits a small dropkick to the ladder driving it into the knee of Melvin THROUGH the ladder knocking him off of it!

Tito: AMAZING FORM OF OFFENSE!!! Melvin stumbles to regain his balance in the ring. Melvin turns around back to the ladder BUT RAVE GETS BACK ON THE APRON THEN HITS ANOTHER DROPKICK TO THE LADDER!!!

Jakes: THAT TIME IT CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN HIS HEAD!!!!

Tito: & Melvin is DOWN as a result of it!

"More holy shit chants from the fans in attendance."

Tito: Rave enters the ring & steps on the steel made bridge now beginning to climb.

Jakes: Melvin has managed to pull himself back up though. Now he's going for a climb as well!

Tito: & the race is on for the DragonWeight Title! Rave is climbing as fast as he can but Melvin hits a punch to the gut area of Rave subduing him. Now Melvin has caught up & reaches for the belt!

Jakes: But Rave just caught Melvin with a right hand to the side of his head! Now what? WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

Tito: NO WAY!!! Rave has Melvin hooked for a vertical suplex over the ladder!

Jakes: But if he does they're both going to go have their spines crushed into a zillion pieces on that OTHER ladder below Rave!!!

Tito: Oh my God!!! Rave's actually gonna do it! He hoists Melvin up but wait-

"Bill Jakes breaks in."

Jakes: Melvin reverses it & lands behind Rave on the same rung as him!

Tito: How the hell are they going to keep their balance!!!?

Jakes: They're not!!!!!

Tito: MOTHER OF GOD!!!! MELVIN JUST SPRUNG OFF & HIT A REVERSE DDT ONTO THE LADDER JUST BELOW THEM!!!!! The human anatomies of these 2 men may be effected internally after that!!!

Jakes: Damn what a move!

"MORE holy shit chants from fans."

Tito: Melvin managed to remove enough space between he & the ladder to not take as much damage as Rave.

Jakes: LOOK at Rave.

Tito: My God. He's nearly dead it looks like.

Jakes: Well don't waste time Melvin! Haul your ass up that ladder!!!

Tito: It does'nt look like that's what he has in ming right now.

"Melvin goes over to where Rave brought a second steel chair in the ring & grabs it up."

Jakes: Well can we all say. Overkill perhaps.

Tito: Well you're onto something Bill because he just grabbed the second one.

"Melvin stumbles his way over limping on his right leg the whole time."

Jakes: That knee has taken a beating in this match. Melvin needs to take advantage of this situation & just get the match over with.

Tito: I don't thnk Melvin plans on taking any chances. Melvin has just folded out & place one of the chairs to the right of Rave seat facing him. & lord knows what he's gonnad do with the other one.

Jakes: Melvin hits a senton splash on David while he's still on the ladder!

Tito: Oh my..... Melvin just placed the chair onto Raves chest. I don't like the way this is looking for Dave.

Jakes: Melvin once told me about this move. He just calls it the plain & simple. 4 Fly!

Tito: Melvin runs away from the left of Rave & comes off the ropes hopping over Rave once then jumping on the folded out chair & leaps off that all the way to the top rope & SPRINGBOARDS OFF INTO A MOONSAULT ON RAVE!!!!

Jakes:...... Okay........ new champ....

Tito: I do believe that you just cracked the nutshell.

Jakes: Melvin took alot out of himself there.

Tito: Not as much as he did Rave. Melvin manages to his feet & begins to climb the ladder very slowly.

Jakes: My God, Rave has slipped off the ladder but he's trying to pull himself up in the corner.

Tito: & somehow & someway he has! How you recover from a move like that I'll never know! Rave attempts to stop Melvin but Melvin mule kicks him away!

Jakes: Melvin's almost at the belt! Wait a minute! Rave's got one of the Kendo stick the he brought in from earlier!

"WHAM!!!"

Tito: Rave catches Melvin right in the back of the right knee with it!

"WHAM!!!"

Tito: Again! Rave pulls Melvin off the ladder & begins beating on his skull with it! Rave knocks Melvin over the top rope to the outside of the ring with it!

Jakes: I guess he really does hate Melvin after all!

Tito: Melvin is bleeding badly out here in front of us.

Jakes: Nevermind that. Rave's going for his Championship!

Tito: Rave has decided to set up the 20 foot ladder up!

"Rave sets up the 20 foot ladder."

Jakes: It's up!

Tito: & here he goes! Melvin is out like a light on the out-

"Bill Jakes breaks in."

Jakes: No, he's not... He just cralwed off to the right hand side of the ring!

Tito: You're right. Rave is'nt aware of it though.

Jakes: He had beter get aware because Melvin just pulled out a damn fire extenguisher!!!

Tito: This won't end well! Melvin rolls into the ring with the Fire extenguisher & it's locked & loaded!

Jakes: That thing would be alot easier to carry if he used both hands.

Tito: the fact that he just picked up a kendo stick in his other hand might have something to do with it.

Jakes: Melvin delivers a low-blow with the stick to Raves crotch are right when he's at the belt. He'll be straight edge without a doubt for a VERY long time after that shot.

Tito: Melvin drops the Kendo stick & goes around to the other side of the ladder & shoots Rave right in the eys with it while Rave is holding his crotch area & falls straight off the top of the ladder all the way to the mat below!!!

Jakes: Good-Bye to David Raves title reign. Because it's about to come to an abruptly crashing end!

Tito: David Rave has rolled up to his feet off the mat but can't see & turns around un-guarded as Melvin LEVELS Rave with the Fire Extenguisher!!!

Jakes: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!! THIS CURSED REIGN IS COMING TO AN END ONCE & FOR ALL!!!!

Tito: Bill, that's disgusting...

Jakes: NO! That's disgusting!

Tito: Rave is bleeding prefusely in that ring right now after that shot. Melvin drops the extenguisher & leans down by the ladder & climbs up the 20 foot ladder slowly grabbing his right leg & wipeing blood from his face each step.

Jakes: Melvin's close! He's so DAMN close!!!!

Tito: Melvin is almost there. Rave has somehow crawled to the other side of the ladder!

Jakes: How in the hell!? He's climbing after Melvin. His legs are barely sterpping up the ladder though!

Tito: He does'nt want to lose that Title Bill. That's the only thing that's keeping him going.

Jakes: & that steel chair that he has concealed by the handle may be extra encouagment!

Tito: Melvin is at the very top of the ladder! He steps over with his right leg wraping it around one of the rungs!

Jakes: He's trying to get the belt loose!

"SLAM!!!"

Tito: RAVE NAILED MELVIN WITH THE CHAIR RIGHT TO THE HEAD!!!!

Jakes: Melvin just fell backwards limply!!! He's hung up!

Tito: DAVID RAVE!!! DAVID RAVE IS RIGHT AT THE BELT!!! MELVIN HAD TROUBLE GETTING IT LOOSE BUT MAY HAVE LOOSENED IT!!!!

Jakes: THE LITTLE WEASELS GONNA RETAIN AGAIN!!!!

"POP!!!"

Tito:............. Rave just got nailed! Melvins left leg was loose!!!

Jakes: HE HIT A KICK TO RAVE WHO IS STILL HOLDING ONTO THE RUNG OF THE LADDER FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!

"POP!!!!"

Tito: MELVIN BROUGHT HIS LEG BACK OVER HITTING RAVE AGAIN!!!!!

Jakes: BUT HE STILL IS HANGING BACKWARDS & CAN'T PULL HIMSLF UP!!!!!

Tito: RAVE IS BARELY KEEPING HIMSELF ON THE LADDER!!!!!

Jakes: MELVIN JUST REACHED DOWN & HAS HOLD OF THE THIRD KENDO STICK!!!!

Tito: RAVE CAN BARELY MOVE & IS YANKING ON THE BELT LIKE HE'S TRYING TO YANK SOMETHING OUT OF MID-AIR!!!!!!

"SHATTERING CHRASH!!!!!"

Jakes: YES!!!!! MELVIN JUST PUT THE KENDO STICK ACROSS THE SKULL OF RAVE!!!!

Tito: RAVE IS AN UN-CONSIENCES MAN STANDING!!!!

Jakes: MELVIN HAS THE BELT!!! THE DAMN THING'S FUCKING STUCK THOUGH!!!!

Tito: RAVE IS TRYING TO OUT PULL MELVINS GRIP OF THE BELT BUT JUST CAN'T!!!

Jakes: LOOK AT THIS!!! MELVIN IS GOING NUTS UP THERE!!! HE'S TRYING TO JUST UN-BUTTON THE DAMN THING LOOSE!!!!!!

Tito: ONLY ONE MORE BUTTON LEFT!!! HE MAY BE ABLE TO JUST PULL IT OFF NOW!!!!

Jakes: RAVE'S THROWING A RIGHT HAND AT MELVIN!!!!

Tito: IT DOES'NT LOOK LIKE IT HAS MUCH PEPPER BEHIND IT THOUGH!!!!

"SICKENING THUD!!!!!"

Jakes: CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR MELVINS!!!!

Tito: DAVID IS WOBBLING!!!! IS HE...







"Crowd has lost all control chanting a dead even chant of Melvin 7 Rave overcrowding the arena's p.a. system."





























Tito: DAVID FALLS OFF!!!!!!

Jakes: HE'S OFF THE LADDER!!!! PRY IT LOOSE MEL-






"There are people now trying to blow past security to get to the front row at the point of jumping down from rafters."





Tito: DAVID JUST FELL ON THE ROPES & CRASHED INTO THE REF!!!!

Jakes: THE REF JUST RAMMED INTO THE LADDER!!!!

Tito: Melvin's almost got it! NO! THE LADDERS TIPPING AWAY!!!

Jakes: THE BELT'S OUT OF HIS REACH!!!!

"THUD!!!!!"

Tito: THE LADDER IS DOWN!!!! MELVIN HAS CRASHED TO THE FLOOR LANDING ON HIS RIGHT KNEE!!!!

Jakes: WHAT THE HELL IS THE REFEREE'S NAME!!!!? I'M GONNA KILL'EM AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER!!!!!

Tito: LOOK!!!! Rave is somehow someway climbing the original ladder!

Jakes: DAMMIT!!!

Tito: What a cross of Fate for this match to end in!!!!!

Jakes: THIS IS A FUCKING FLUKE!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!

Tito: RAVE HAS IT!!!!

"Rave pulls the belt off."

Tito: RAVE WINS!!!! RAVE WINS!!!!! RAVE WINS!!!!!!! RAVE WINS!!!!!!!!

"Party Hard begins to play over the p.a. system as Rave hugs the belt tightly at the top of the ladder."

Jakes: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!! I'M ALMOST CONFUSED!!!!

Tito With all do respect to both men we don't know how this would've ended! Would Melvin have grabbe the belt & won the match! Or would've Rave somehow pulledone over everybodies eyes & STILL RETAINED! We'll never know now!

Jakes: YEAH YOU'RE DEAD!!!

Tito: BILL KILL THE REF AFTER THE SHOW!!! We got work to do right now.

Jakes: Because of that idiot ref Rave retained. DAMN.

Tito: What a match. Somehow I have a feeling this is'nt over though. Not by a longshot. We'll be back after this commercial break.
Winner & STILL Dragonweight Champion: David Rave
Intergender Match: Green Weasel vs. Jason Starr
Results:
Tito: Our next match up is the intergender match..

Playboy Bill Jakes: Goody!

Ring Announcer: Ladies & Gentleman our next match up is a intergender match! Here is coming down to the ring weighting in 256 pounds and he's 6'4 here is............"The Iceman" Jason Starr!!!

<The lights dim over the arena, as dark blue and red lights illuminate the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak.>

Voice: "The Future is now".

"It's time for you to take notice."

"No defeat, no submission... No Surrender!!!!"

<the lights return to normal as red and blue fireworks begin to shoot from the floor, while "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, an image of Jason Starr blocking a shot made by Tim Duncan, then Starr sacking an unsuspecting QB during his days as a linebacker at Alabama, as gold pyro shoots through the rafters. A few seconds later, Starr appears in the smoke, with his singapore cane raised in the air. He then bashes himself in the head repeatedly with the cane, working himself up to a frenzy before dashing down to the ring. Upon his arrival, he escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points the cane in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before slinking in to the corner to await his opponent.>

Ring Announcer: And his opponnent coming down to the ring.....

<Green Weasel run down to the ring not wasting time....>

Tito: Weasel isn't wasting time at all!

Integender Match
Green Weasel Vs "The Iceman" Jason Starr

Playboy Bill Jake: No she isn't wasting time at all she delivering serious blows to the head repeatly she send Jason Starr to the ropes but he reverse it he missed the clothesline and Green Weasel just hit a tornado ddt she going for the cover 1...........2........... no kick out!

Tito: She almost have that win already! Green Weasel is climbing up the top turn buckle and Jason Starr just shake the balls which Green Weasel lost her balance and ouch that gotta hurt!

Playboy Bill Jake: Your an idiot she a girl remember she can't feel a thing but I'm not suprise because you can't get any you probably don't know what it look like.

Tito: SHUT UP!! Jason Starr is on the upron now and what he's going to do?

Playboy Bill Jake: He just throw her which she hit her throat right to the rail!!!

Fans: WOW!!!

Tito: The fans can feel that impact! Weasel is holding her throat she is hurting Jason Starr take her back in the ring and Starr going for the cover it's over 1..................2....................SHOULDER UP!!!

Playboy Bill Jake: I can't beleive she kick out of it! Jason Starr pick her up take her to the cover and just give a few chops shots to the chest damn you can hear it from outside!!

Tito: Weasel is fighting back delivering some of her own chops and she just slap right across to the face! She kick him to the midsection she climb to the second turnbuckle and.........WHAT A MOVE A NECKBREAKER OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!!

Playboy Bill Jake: She going for the pin 1..............2..................shoulder up!!! Just barely! She going outside of the ring she is getting something under the ring.....

Tito: What is she getting? She got a ladder!

Playboy Bill Jake: THIS ISN'T A LADDER MATCH!

Tito: She bringing the ladder to the ring she set up the ladder she pick Jason Starr up and just body slam him she climb up the top ladder and she just deliver a headbutt off the top of the ladder right to the.........

Playboy Bill Jake: TO THE BALLS THAT GOT TO HURT!!

Fans: OWWW!!!

Tito: The fans agree with you Bill!

Playboy Bill Jake: She going for the cover 1..................2.................NO KICK OUT!!!

Tito: What a match! She pick Starr up send him to the ropes and she try to leap frog but Starr catch her and just powerbomb her!!! He's going for the pin 1...............2........

Playboy Bill Jake: SHE KICK OUT AGAIN!!

Tito: Jason Starr is climbing to the top of the ladder and he almost lose his balance and Weasel is back up she climbing up the ladder and both competators are fist fighting back and fourth Weasel have the advantage and Starr just headbutt Weasel and he just.......HIT A WIFFO BOMB OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!

Fans: OWWWW!!!

PlayBoy Bill Jake: Both competators put their bodies on the line! Jason Starr going for the cover this could be it!

Tito: 1....................2....................3!!!!

Ring Announcer: Your winner Jason Starr!!!!
Winner via pinfall: Jason Starr
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
In-Ring Segment
(Tito) Fans we welcome you back from commercial break and now we have some news to bring to you so lets go down to the ring where Nick O' Demos is waiting for Clench.

(Nick) Ah yes fans the moment you all have been waiting for!
"Huge crowd pop with the crowd screaming Clench's name."

(Nick) Without furter delay here to perfom Clench's music "All that's left" here is Thrice!

" The lights dim in the arena as the band begins their intro and lead singer Dustin Kensrue makes his way to the stage"

One day the dreamers died with us
when all our answers never came
we hid the truth beneath our skin
but our shadows never looked the same

a ghost is all that's left of everything
we swore we never would forget
we tried to bleed the sickness
but we drained our hearts instead

we are the dead

"all of a sudden the music just stops and Syberus comes out and starts kicking the drums then throws the drummer off of the stage then walks down to ringside and gets a mic"

(Syberus) Ok Ok enough with this mushy Clench B.S. ok!
Clench you walked out on the most important match of your life and you know what? I made you walk out after I took out your ankle at the beginning of the 3 way match at Global Domination!
The reason why I came out here after bashing on Clench is to talk about my number one contendership that I fought so hard to get.
E.K. Phil it is almost time for our title match so can you please come out here so the fans can see us talking face to face"

"The lights go out in the arena as pyro goes off in the middle of the ring sending Syberus flying out of the ring then the Khaostron shows footage of Clench's career as Thrice replays All that's Left as the video footage finishes then after the song is over a character can be seen on the screen but his face can't be seen but then you know it's Clench cause Team Punishment is on the side of him."

(Clench) TKOW it has been almost 3 weeks since my last match and I am anixous to get back into the ring but the doctors tell me December is the earliest I can return but you know what! I say the hell with the doctors cause at Rumble in the Jungle you will see the return of one of the most brutal most intense wrestlers in this god damn company!
Syberus you interrupted my friends Thrice performing there hit single which can be heard on Madden NFL 2004 and on their new CD The artist in the Ambulance and for that you should pay but you will be forgiven for that one but you won't be forgiven for what you did to my ankle even though Jackson Fear shattered it with a Sledgehammer!

I will make my return to TKOW at Rumble in the Jungle at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan and I will finish what I started and when I say that I mean that I am going for it all... The TKOW World Heavyweight Championship and I can promise the fans at the Joe and watching worldwide on PPV that something big will happen at Rumble and it will shock the world of Sports Entertainment!

"The lights go back on and when the camera shows the ring Syberus is lying on the outside on what?s left of the announcers table with E.K. Phil standing right over him left foot on chest holding up the TKOW Championship."

(Tito) Folks that has to be one hell of a bombshell with Clench promising something big to happen at Rumble in the Jungle!
Hardcore Rules: Victoria Secret vs. Aysha
Quick Results:
As first announced, both Revolution Inc and The Firm are banned from ringside. Aysha hits Victoria with baseball slide from in the ring, and then climbs out of the ring to continue her assault. Aysha pulls out a cookie sheet from under the ring and smacks Victoria on the back not once, but three times. She then tries to ram Victoria?s head into the steel steps, but Victoria counters the move and flips Aysha back-first into the steps. Victoria digs under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher. After fumbling with the lock, she finally unlocks it and sprays Aysha with the mist as she climbs to her feet. Both Divas are blinded, and Co-CEO Vixon makes her way down to ringside during the confusion. Vixon assaults Victoria and snatches the extinguisher out of her hand. She about to hit Victoria with the extinguisher, but Co-CEO Sean Christopher runs down and spears Vixon into the ring apron. He takes Aysha down with a Twist of Fate, and tells Victoria to get the pin. Before the ref can count it, however, Rage rushes in from within the crowd and attacks Sean. With Sean in tow, Rage climbs onto the steel steps and performs a DDT into the steps. Rage gets a mic and tells Sean that, at Rumble, he?ll meet him in the ring. If he wins, then Sean will no longer be Co-CEO. Rage adds that the prot?g? is about to teach the mentor. Rage drops the mic and helps Vixon and Aysha. Victoria cowers from Rage and rushes over to help a prone Sean.

Winner: No Contest