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Backstage Segment

Cameras catch Co-CEO Jackson Fear walking smugly down the hallway, wearing what is likely to be the single best suit in his entire wardrobe. He is carrying a nondescript black briefcase, and two equally well-clothed lawyers are following close behind him. Jackson stops outside Co-CEO Sean Christopher?s office and turns to the lawyers.

Jackson: Now listen boys, let me do the talking. This man is volatile, a train wreck waiting to happen!

Jackson lifts the briefcase into view and pats it reassuringly.

Jackson: This should have been done months ago, but it?s finally getting taken care of now. Alright, let?s go.

Jackson knocks on the office door, but walks in before Sean says anything. With the lawyers in tow, Jackson enters Sean?s office and slams the door closed behind him.

Tito: What the hell is that all about? What should have been done months ago? What?s Jackson Fear up to this time?

Bill: Oh calm down Tito, looks like Jackson has everything under control.

Triple Threat Match: Joel Payne vs. Todd vs. Elijah Dawnson
Results:

Tito: This was originally supposed to be a 3-way dance but due to the actions of Icarus Evangeline Pastor Elijah didn't make it...this is now a one-on-one match-up seeing Canada's Joel Payne make his debut against another newcomer...a young man known only as Todd...

Playboy: Well we know Payne is a graduate of the Hart Dungeon and has been wrestling down in Mexico for a bit picking up some new skills...Todd...on the other hand...we know nothing about...

Mouth for War by Pantera begins to play...a bolt of lightning flashes down scorching the ground as Joel Payne steps from the entryway making his way to the ring...the fans applaud...

Playboy: Here comes the Payne...

Tito gives Playboy a sickened look...

Tito: Say that again...and I'll hurt you...

Playboy: Shehhhhhh...right...here comes Todd...

Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin blares over the P.A. as Todd steps forth mumbling something to himself...as he walks down to the ring, explosions of pyro go off...he peers around hoping his hair nor his eye brows get singed...

The bell rings...

Both men circle testing one another's reflexes...

Tito: Here we go... a classic feel out...Greco-Roman style...

Payne strikes first blow sweeping Todd's feet...

Todd springs right up with a forward thrust kick sending Payne back into the ropes...

Payne snags the ropes stopping himself from coming back...looking at Todd just nodding systematically...

Tito: Not bad...not bad at all...

Playboy: It's easy to see the Hart influence in Payne's training...and Todd's style seems somewhat familiar although I can't seem to place it exactly...

The two move in locking up...

Payne turns it into an arm wringer...

Todd rolls out grabbing the ropes...

The ref breaks the hold...

Playboy: Nice exchanges and a smart exit on Todd's part...

Tito: Both men seem to know they're way around the ring quite well..

Both men lock up again...

Todd swings it into a side headlock...

Payne lifts Todd dropping him back with a belly-to-back suplex...

Playboy: Nice counter...

Payne gets up...runs to the ropes...comes back driving a snap elbow drop into Todd's chest...he gets up and does it again and again...

Playboy: And a smart move not letting up on Todd...you need to keep on your opponent...

Tito: Kick him while he's down...?

Playboy: If that's what it takes...

Tito shakes his head in disagreement...

Payne grabs Todd by the hair lifting him up planting a knee in his face...

Playboy: That's it Payne...keep on him...

Todd drops hard...

Payne lifts Todd once more scooping him up for a slam...

Todd locks on a head scissors...wrapping his arm around Payne's leg...rolls him up into a small package variant...

Tito: Todd counters...OH MY GOD...he could win it here...

1...

2...

Kickout by Payne...

Tito: Very close...

Playboy: But not close enough Tito..

Payne rolls to his feet stomping down Todd...

Todd hooks the leg rolling through to a single-leg Boston Crab...

Tito: And Todd does it again...another counter...

Payne reaches for the ropes taking hold...

The Ref breaks the count...

Playboy: Payne is definitely showed a bit of experience here...he always seems to know where he is that ring...

Payne kicks Todd in the face...gets up...short clothesline...

Payne lifts Todd to his feet...takes his arm...snapmare to the far ropes...

Tito: Payne just isn't letting up at all...

Todd returns...

High dropkick by Payne...

Misses as Todd drops and rolls through accidentally bowling over the Ref knocking him out to the concrete...springs off the ropes...

Tito: Nice counter by Todd...

Playboy: Not so nice for the referee...hey wait a minute...

Kekal by Todd...Payne drops to his knees...

Playboy: That was a cheapshot...

Tito: As you usually say Bill...not as long as the Ref doesn't see it...

Dropkick to the face by Todd...Payne's body snaps back stretching his knees almost to the point of snapping...Payne wraps himself up in a fetal position...

Playboy: Oh shit...the human body isn't meant to bend that way...

Todd reaches down to lift up Payne...

Roll-up by Payne...

Playboy: But Payne isn't out of it yet...

1...

2...

Kickout by Todd...

Playboy: Danggggg close...thought it was over right there...

Tito: Not yet Bill...Todd still has too much fight left in him to get pinned that easy...

Todd gets up dropping an elbow across Payne's throat...

Scoops Payne up...

Sidewalk Slam...

Tito: Todd is heading for the top...

Playboy: C'mon Payne...get up already...you can do it...

Todd springs up to the top rope...

Shooting Star press on Payne just as the Ref re-enters the ring...

Tito: IT HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd is going for the pin...

Todd hooks both legs...one with his arm...the other with his leg as the Ref slowly slides into position to make the count...

1......

2......

Playboy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

3......

Your winner...Todd...

The Ref holds up Todd's hand...

Tito: And there we have it...talk about style...
Winner via pinfall: Todd

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

TK Styles interviews first-ever Ultimate Khaos Champion David Rave

The ring-crew preps the ring for the David Rave interview. In the mean time, the camera focuses on Tito and Bill as they prepare for the interview.

Tito: Well folks, up next is an interview with TKOW?s first Ultimate Chaos champ, David Rave. He?ll talk about how he feels to be champ, his plans for the title, Colin, and future opponents. This one should be interesting.

Bill: Yeah right, it?ll be a bore. We all know that lil? bitch Rave is politically correct. Listening to him talk is like listening to Al Gore. Booooooring!

Tito: Well Bill, you?ll be glad to hear that Rave has stated that he?d answer the tough questions and wouldn?t leave anything out.

Bill: Yeah, like what was he doing with the 20 pounds of lube, last Saturday night.

Tito: Bill, he used that joke on you last week. Come up with your own material, you talent less hack. Anyway, the ring is set up and TK is making his way to the ring. Let?s get to the action.

The ring is set up with a red carpet, totally stretched over the canvas. Two plush chairs sit in the middle of the ring, as well as a small table with a microphone. Styles makes his way to the ring to a light applause however he does receive his fair share of heckling. Styles settles down into one of the chairs and waits. The arena goes dark and the fans murmur in anticipation. Suddenly, the familiar hard beat pulsates through out the arena's sound system. An electronic voice is heard, "When it's time to party, we will party hard!" Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" starts to blare over the loud speaker as purple and blue strobe lights pulsate through the arena. David Rave comes out doing a rave-type dance, the brand new Ultimate Chaos Championship Title, slung over his shoulder. Rave jumps into the fans section and is completely mobbed. Fans slap his back and shake his hand as he cuts through the masses. The fans are completely blowing the roof off the arena as Rave celebrates amongst them. ?Party Hard? ends and cycles through for a second time as Rave continues to celebrate with the fans, while making his way to the ring.

Bill: Tell this punk to hurry up, we don?t have all day.

Tito: Let him celebrate his title, jackass?

Rave hops the guardrail and slides into the ring. He climbs to one of the turnbuckles and raises his hands, in an X-type fashion, along with the Ultimate Chaos Championship belt. Rave finally settles down as his music fades. The fans cheer once more as Rave salutes them. Rave takes a seat next to TK Styles who hands him a microphone.

Styles: Welcome, David. It?s an honor to have you here.

Rave: Thanks. It?s my pleasure to be here.

Styles: Well, first of all, let me congratulate you on becoming the first ever TKOW! Ultimate Chaos Champion!

The fans pop huge as Rave raises his arms and laughs.

Rave: Thank you, TK. It?s truly a great honor to represent TKOW! by holding this title. It is with out a doubt, the greatest honor ever bestowed upon me.

Styles: Well, now that you?ve moved out of the Dragonweight Division, tell me, what are your thoughts on the division?s collapse.

Rave: Well, I don?t think the division ever really collapsed, TK. The Dragonweight Division was always one of the most competitive in TKOW! and it?s a shame to see it go. I have mixed feelings about the situation. In one respect, I?m glad that I?ve been able to move out of it, in order to achieve greater success in the singles division. On the other hand, I had so many great memories in the division. It?s sad to see it go. It was a great way to elevate young, smaller talent to greater levels and I sincerely hope that it makes a return one day to TKOW!

Styles: What was your greatest memory from the Dragonweight division?

Rave: Oh God, there?s so many. Beating Kali-Yuga at Global Domination was huge for me. I have a ton of respect for the guy, and being able to raise my hands in victory after the match was a great feeling. Of course, winning the title was huge as well. Getting the 1-2-3, on Tha Answer will always be one of my greatest accomplishments. Another is when I beat the late-great Slare. There was just so much emotion in that match, it was un-real. I remember when he took me under his wing, it was the greatest learning experience. Then after, the pain he inflicted upon me both mentally and physically was brutal. Getting the pin-fall over the greatest Dragonweight in the world did wonders for my career. It was a sort of a validation of my title reign, you know? It was me, making a statement: David Rave is here and he?s here to stay. Still, my fondest memories come from two matches which I will never forget. Rave/Melvin I and II are in my opinion my greatest matches and beating him was an awesome feeling.

Styles: Well David, let?s get back to the present now. You won the Ultimate Chaos championship, but not without help from former friend, Colin. Your once close buddy, then proceeded to beat down on you with your newly won title. If it wasn?t for your brother, Jason making the save, Colin, Nasty and Alyon may have crippled you. How do you feel about that?

A sullen look comes across Rave?s face. Feelings of anger, regret, and sadness course through his veins.

Rave: It?s disappointing, you know? Colin had a great future ahead of him. All he had to do was keep working at it. I know this business can be frustrating at times. Hell, I was over-looked many a time in my career. All Colin had to do was keep working to get where he wanted to go. Unfortunately, he didn?t seem to have that patience. He aligned himself with Revolution in what I see as an attempt to get ahead in TKOW! The kid is just confused and I?m making it my personal goal to get him back on the right path. Colin, you don?t have to do this. You can do things the right way. You don?t need to be one of Sean?s cronies to get ahead. You?re a talented kid, don?t waste it. As for Alyon and Nasty? Those two are completely pathetic. I?m sure they had a part in corrupting young Colin, and they?ll get what?s coming to them. Anyway, I wanna thank my bro, Jason for making the run-in and saving my ass. Also, Damien, I respected you before, but damn, you are one hell of a class act. I?d love to give you another shot in the near future as you really deserve it.

Styles: Well we went from the past, to the present, but what does the future hold for Rave and the Ultimate Chaos Championship?

Rave: Well TK, as you know, I?m a fighting champion. Always have been and always will be. I just wanna get out there and defend my title against as many different guys as possible. I?d like to give Thorne another shot, as well as a few other guys. Soulfly, Icarus, Alyon, Nasty? The list goes on and on. I?d like to give any of these guys a shot.

Styles: What about Melvin?

Rave gets a stoic look on his face then breaks into a chuckle.

Rave: I think we?ve had enough of each other for now. I mean, how many chances do I need to give this guy? I?ve beaten him twice in singles matches and pinned him at the Mass Khaos show. As far as I?m concerned, three strikes and you?re out. I think other people deserve a chance, besides Melvin.

Styles: You?re not dodging Melvin are you?

Rave: Hell no! All I?m saying is that the guy can bitch as much as he wants about him ?beating? me. The fact remains, I came out on top, every single time. Melvin can bitch all he wants about how the ref screwed him. Listen buddy, the ref didn?t screw you. You need to learn that there?s a lot more to wrestling than body slams and Swantons. It?s called in-ring presence. I know at all times, where I am in that ring. I know what?s near me and I know how to use that to my advantage. You lost, deal with it.

Styles: It seems we?ve struck a nerve here, David. If you?re so confident then why won?t you just give Melvin one last shot?

Rave: You know what Styles? You?re really starting to piss me off. I said it before and I?ll say it again?

All of a sudden, ?Touched? by Vast hits over the loud speakers. The lights darken though out the arena with the trademark silver fire rising up on the entry stage. Melvin walks out on the center of the stage with his head tilted down to a warm ovation by the fans. He tilts it back up as the fire lowers. He walks down to the ring with a determined look on his face flashing a light smile at a few fans as he slaps the hands of a few along the way and rolls in the ring and stands on the middle rope posing with his hands raised in the air.

Bill: Oh yeah! Business is gonna pick up now. Look at Rave?s face! He looks like he just saw boobies for the first time!

Tito: Yeah, something you?ve obviously never experienced.

Bill: Oh really? Just ask mamma Poppi!

Rave has a look of pure shock on his face as Melvin walks around the ring. He beckons for a mic as he smiles broadly. Rave stands up and glares at Melvin who just grins. Melvin then extends his hand out. As Rave reaches to shake it, Melvin reels back and runs his hand through his hair, much to the delight of about half the arena. Melvin brings the mic closer to his face and begins to speak.

Melvin: Well, well, well. David Rave? What?s up? Congrats on your little title there. Although we all saw Thorne had the Blood Song locked in. If Colin hadn?t gotten involved, you would have been singing like a 60 year old retired woman at a Karaoke bar.

The fans chuckle as Rave looks away in disgust.

Melvin: So what was that? Cheap-win # 10? How many times have you needed interference to win? I?m telling ya, you?ve had less legitimate wins than Bill Jakes has had sex and Jakes is still a virgin!

The fans laugh again as Rave starts to get pissed. Rave snatches the microphone out of Melvin?s hands and begins to speak.

Rave: Oh great, you?re a comedian too. Do you play at comedy clubs because you?re a comedic genius.

Melvin swipes TK?s mic and gets into Rave?s face as well.

Melvin: Actually David, ragging on you is easy. The jokes just flow.

Rave: The only joke in this ring is you, Nathan.

Tito: Ouch, that?s gotta hurt.

Rave: You see, you?re always talking about how Melvin is better than Rave. How Melvin was invited to the Best of the Best Tourney and Rave wasn?t. How Melvin was screwed over twice against Rave. How Melvin is the best Dragonweight. Well guess what, no one?s listening! I?ve beaten you, fair and square, three times! Hell, I?ve done it twice in singles matches. Accept defeat. Ask anyone in this arena who the better man is, Nathan. The record doesn?t lie.

Melvin begins to nod his head as if he finally understands something.

Melvin: Ohhhhhhh?. I get it now? I mean, I should have seen it sooner. It bothers you that you can?t beat me straight doesn?t it? I?m sure it eats you up inside at night when you?re all alone in your bed, no girl by your side. I?m sure Andrea tells you all the time that you?re one of TKOW?s best, but you know deep down that even she thinks I?m better.

Rave: It?s not like that at all?

Melvin: I understand the fact that you want to dodge me. Hell, even I wouldn?t wanna go up against someone of my calibur. It?s only natural to want to keep that title by any means necessary and if that means not facing me, I can see why you?d take that stance.

Rave: Look Nathan, I know what you?re trying to do and it ain?t working. Frankly, you don?t deserve another shot. I?ve proven myself against you and I?ve won. Why should I give you another shot when there are tons of guys in the back who deserve one too?

Melvin: Hmmmm?. Let me see?. Because you can?t sleep at night? Because it eats you up inside that you haven?t beaten me clean?

Rave clutches his face and takes a few deep breaths. He finally looks at Melvin, and gets only inches from his face.

Rave: You know what, Melvin? You want your shot? You want me to beat you down, again? Then prove that you?re worthy. You got a lil? match against Soulfly later right? We all know Soulfly is one tough SOB. Here?s the deal. You beat him, and I?ll give you a shot. You take Soulfly to the distance and get the 1-2-3, and I?ll give you another shot at me and this time, the Ultimate Chaos Championship! This interview is over!

Rave drops the mic as the fans pop huge at the prospect of a Rave/Melvin III match-up. Melvin grins and drops the mic as well as TK Styles just grins at a job well done.

Tito: Well, Melvin has his match up next! This is now very interesting?

The Return of Twister?s Darkside Show!

***The lights dim, the crowd roars...excitement is felt throughout the arena.....a laugh is heard on the pa system, thunder is heard.....silence has now over taken the area, people wonder what will happen next, and all of a sudden...BANG! BANG! BANG! pyros blast off all over the arena, from the roof, entrance, and ring....flames over take the entrance curtain and the lights turn green as a dark figure is standing on the ramp...the lights go up to reveal his shoulder length dreads. his lizard like eyes and his 3 inch long beard that is in a pony tail.....yes....this is the return of Twister. As "unstable" by Adema plays through the arena, Twister smiles and gets in the ring and demands a light....he sits in his already set up throne...***


Twister-...The time has come....where we test all the fate of TKOW! superstars.....yes....I mean that I have returned to TKOW television, I will wreak havoc, bring destruction, and I certainly will be testing the courage of others.....but this is the ultimate second edition of "The Dark-Side" and you all are probably wondering who my guest is...well lets cut to the chase and introduce the Dr of all death...DR DEATH!!!!


***DR. Deaths music hits and he strolls out to the ring as Twister is in the ring applauding DR Death***

Twister-....sit down minion....I am so happy to have you on here....

DR DEATH- happy to be here. Don't ever call me minion again though.

Twister- well...the reason why I am so very happy is that....I have a favor for you to do for me....

DR DEATH- ok before I ask you what exactly that favor is....where is your new found partner Dirty?

Twister-....he lost his love for TKOW! I have this video camera for security reasons in my locker room...not my change part but the locker room...he so callously admitted to hating TKOW! while I was cutting a promo....but I brought it out to prove it anyways just in case I was asked that question...so people....roll the footage!!!

(on khaos tron)

***a video camera angle shows a masked Dirty in the change room freaking out......he then gets a phone call***

Dirty- yeah what?s up....(answers a question) I'm freaking out because this TKOW! thing is shitty, I have this "partner" named Twister who is a total loser...I just hated his whole idea, you got me stuck in this now you get me out! ok? bye

(live)

Twister- see....there you guys go

(crowd boos)

DR. Death- that is pretty horrific but I understand I am out here for a favor right? and to answer some questions....

Twister- correct you are....the favor is....if you could give me tag title shots.....

DR DEATH- hey man, we were talking backstage about this and told you I need permission which I am yet to receive so no...but when you and whoever the hell your partner is prove yourselves then I think I will get permission to give you title shots...

Twister- yes....I understand...but to all of you fans out there....there will be a shock to all of you when I announce my partners name in about one month.....now lets get down to the interview....last time we did this that parasite Nathan Melvin screwed it up

Dr Death- alright

Twister- ok my first question out of the three is..1. which conflict in TKOW! right now are you most "in to"?

Dr. Death-...I love them all but we are all paying close attention to the Soulfly/Icarus/Starr feud....but...which one will have a fit and breakdown like that bitch Dirty did

Twister- nice one!

***as they laugh it up...."Dirty deed, done dirt cheap" plays by ac/dc.....Dirty come running down to the ring and grabs a mic....***

Twister- no one invited you parasitic chemical stuck up my ass since you arrived here!

Dirty-...I invited myself...that video was a set up...that is nothing but Twister in a mask!!!

(crowd boos Twister)

***Twister stands up nose to nose with Dirty when all of a sudden Dirty is blindsided by DR Death, sending boos through out the arena, Dr Death continues the beating, Twister goes out side the ring and pulls out a tool box from underneath the ring, he pulls out a wrench, gets in the ring and gives the wrench to Dr. Death, Twister holds Dirty's arms as Dr Death nails Dirty right between the eyes with the wrench, as Dirty falls back, Twister catches him and nails "The Memory loss" which is a variation of a neck breaker. Twister picks up the wrench and stabs the spine of Dirty with it leaving him screaming but motionless....laughing is heard from the entrance ramp***

voice- bravo!!!

***on the ramp stands Soulfly with a joint in his lips as he walks to the ring***

Soulfly- that was just plain beautiful!!!.....that is exactly what I am about to do to Icarus and Jason Starr...and maybe any person I can get my hands on...just like that pubical shithead, Melvin!

Twister- yes!!! I love it.... PUBICAL SHIT HEAD!!!

"Twist takes a moment to laugh his ass off."

Soulfly- but...I am out here to shake your hand buddy for what you did to Dirty....(Soulfly nudges the motionless body of Dirty and laughs)

....but how about Icarus and Starr get their asses out here so I can get a taste of how it really is...... & smoke both your asses. One that wears too much make up that looks like he came out of the Pillsbury dough boys bakery & one that's made of ice. Bad news boys. Icarus, You're no Marilyn Mansion & Jason Starr ain't no Dean Malenko.


***the lights black out for about 10 seconds and come back up to reveal Icarus behind Soulfly with a chair and Twister laying bloodied on the ground...Jason Starr runs out as well, Icarus swings the chair but is pushed by Dr Death who has a wrench....Soulfly nails Icarus and Starr with DDTs, they get up and start fighting but security breaks it up and takes them backstage, Soulfly helps up a bloodied Twister as Dr Death, Twister, and Soulfly all shake hands as "The Dark-Side" ends...***

Tito: That was sickening.

Jakes: Ya gotta love this company!

*COMMERICAL BREAK*

Singles Match: Nathan Melvin vs. Soulfly

Results:

"The lights go out, (megatron shows the Damage Inc Logo).
about 12 seconds into the song, as it gets heavy, the pyros explode, lights go on, and standing on the entrance way is Soulfly dressed in his wrestling attire of tattered and torn jeans, a white wife beater, and a long, black leather jacket with his arms spread out(ravens taunt). Miranda emerges behind him.

Soulfly walks slowly down the ramp, threatens to beat up the fans while toking on a joint, the chorus of Boos is deafening.

Soulfly gets into the ring and stands toe to toe with the referee before slapping the taste out of his mouth and threatens to do it again if he doesn?t call the match his way. Miranda gets into the ring as Soulfly climbs the back turnbuckle and spreads the arms, Soulfly climbs down, & hits the joint before passion it to Miranda."

Tito: Well Rave has stuck around ringside & has had a seat on the guardrail.

Jakes: Yeah. He had better. In a sense this is a #1 contender?s match for the title.

Tito: Well that's what Rave said in the stipulations. If Melvin beats Soulfly 1-2-3 here tonight then Melvin has a shot at Rave at Halloween Hijinks fo the TKOW Ultimate Chaos Championship.

Jakes: & it's something Rave is gonna regret if Melvin beats Soulfly.

Tito: Well Rave is watching intently at ringside here & the match is about to begin.

(BELL RINGS)

Jakes: & Soulfly locks up with Melvin! Soulfly just pushed Melvin back like he kicked a kiddie?s soccer ball!

Tito: Melvin pulls himself up in the corner though & is glaring at Soulfly. He's got to be feeling the pressure in this match.

Jakes: Melvin? Pressure? HAHAHAHA!

"Melvin comes out of the corner stepping lightly toward Soulfly."

Tito: Melvin isn?t backing down.

Jakes: Melvin isn?t known for brains.

Tito: Melvin ducks down & hits a drop toe hold bringing the big man down! Melvin gets up & he's stomping Soulfly with everything he has!

"Soulfly is rolling away & to the outside yelling curses at Melvin & popping fans."

Jakes: Soulfly is talking with Miranda in front of the entry way.

Tito: Watch out!

"Melvin jumps onto the top rope & flies half way back down the entry way taking Soulfly down!"

Tito: Melvin hits a summersault plancha onto Soulfly! Amazing!

Jakes: Melvin?s gets up & runs Miranda off!

"Miranda shoots Melvin the bird & he casually ca be heard without a mic."

Melvin: You wish bitch!

"Miranda responds."

Miranda: ASSHOLE!!!

"Melvin chuckles to himself & kicks Soulfly with a shining wizard martial arts kick to Soulfly?s head before he gets back up."

Tito: Melvin pounces onto Soulfly while he is on his back & is throwing fists all over Soulfly!

Jakes: Melvin stops & pulls Soulfly up & rolls him back into the ring.

Tito: Melvin climbs up onto the apron. He flips over hitting a rolling senton onto the gut of Soulfly! Melvin makes the cover hooking the inside leg!

"1.....2... No! Soulfly kicks out after two."

Jakes: Oh please tell me Melvin didn?t think that would put Soulfly away.

Tito: It's called instincts Jakes. Something that Melvin possesses.

Jakes: Yeah, well they ain?t getting him very far here in TKOW now are they?

Tito: Then why in the hell is he in this match with these kinds of stipulations?

Jakes: ......

Tito: In any case Melvin pulls Soulfly up & attempts an irish whip but Soulfly reverses it & sends Melvin off into the ropes & catches him with a running clothes line n his way back sending Melvin flat on the mat!

Jakes: Soulfly makes the cover with a lateral press!

"1.....2.....NO! Melvin pulls his right should up & off the canvas just in time."

Tito: Soulfly pulls Melvin up by the hair & irish whips him into the turnbuckle & follows it up with a rear elbow straight into Melvin?s forehead taking him down to a knee.

Jakes: That's got to hurt.

Tito: Soulfly bring Melvin back to a vertical base in the corner & he's started to deliver some SERIOUS shoulder thrusts to Melvin?s abdomen!

Jakes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..... DAMN!

"Soulfly stops & backs away from the corner as Melvin falls onto both his knee's clutching his abdomen & gasping desperately for air."

Tito: Soulfly is backed away but poised.

Jakes: Melvin is managing to get to his feet.

"Melvin pulls himself up to a standing position."

Tito: Melvin is up but Soulfly rushes at him hitting a spear charging Melvin back into the corner!

Jakes: That can't feel good.

Tito: Soulfly pulls Melvin up & is just demolishing Melvin that corner delivering VICIOUS knife-edge chops all over Melvin!

"Soulfly stops after 4 & grabs Melvin?s face taunting him."

Jakes: Soulfly rings Melvin by the throat & just threw him out of the corner across the ring to the opposite corner like a damn rag doll!

"Melvin grabs the ropes & pulls himself up in the corner."

Tito: Soulfly's ready to launch another offensive maneuver on Melvin.

Jakes: Soulfly rushes at Melvin with another spear BUT MELVIN LEAPFROGS OVER SOULFLY WHO GOES HEAD FIRST TO THE STEEL POST!!!!

"Melvin drops to his right knee & glances over in Raves direction who gives a hateful glare back at him. Melvin stands up & gives an "up yours" signal with his arms before somersaulting grabbing Soulfly?s back rolling him into a modified sunset flip."

Tito: That might be all!

"1.....2.....3-NO! Soulfly back rolls out of it just in the nick of time."

Jakes: Soulfly escapes it!

Tito: Wait! Soulfly has got Melvin?s by his legs & applies the tree of pain!

Jakes: It's locked in!

Tito: Soulfly pulls Melvin out to the center of the ring!

Jakes: This has to be all!

"Melvin has his hand raised as if he's gonna tap but lowers it back down & suddenly hand springs his body weight up & pushes himself back through Soulfly?s legs pushing him away into the ropes & catches him with a perfect small package on his way back!"

Tito: Melvin's reversed it!!!

Jakes: 1, 2, 3! NO!

"Soulfly kicks out in time."

Tito: Melvin & Soulfly both immediately are up to their feet.

Jakes: Soulfy kicks Melvin in his hurt abdomen! EVENFLOW!

"Soulfly hits the Evenflow DDT!"

Tito: The DDT!

Jakes: Soulfly covers Melvin!

"1..... 2.....3 NO!!!"

Tito: OH MY GOD!!! Melvin kicked out of the evenflow! Melvin kicked out!

Jakes: Soulfly's looking at the ref in shock!

Tito: Rave's shocked!

"Rave is seen walking around ringside with his belt slung over his should glaring in the ring ."

Tito: Soulfly just called Miranda onto the ring apron.

Jakes: She's got a lit roach!

"Soulfly takes it away & begins to smoke it before stopping & poises to attack Melvin with the lit side."

Tito: Wait a minute!

Jakes: This gotta hurt.

"The ref knocks the roach out of Soulfly?s hand causing an argument to ensue between the 2."

Tito: Well the ref did Soulfly a favor.

Jakes: Yeah, he would've been disqualified for sure.

"Melvin plays dead and breaks his grip onto the roach that's now on his side of the ring."

Jakes: D-D-Did you see that? & Rave says that Melvin doesn?t have good in-ring presence! I LOVE IT!

Tito: Soulfly pushes the ref out of the way & he's headed towards Melvin!

"Melvin rolls onto his stomach pulling himself up to a knee."

Jakes: Soulfly grabs Melvin?s hair.

"Melvin suddenly punches Soulfly in the mouth shoving the roach into his throat lit side first!"

Tito: Soulfly's smoking!

Jakes: Literally!

"Soulfly stumbles away falling to his left knee as Melvin topples himself to his feet."

Tito: Melvin just out thought Soulfly.

Jakes: (Laughing) He just out thought every single person in this arena! He DOES HAVE BRAINS AFTERALL!

"SMACK!!!"

Tito: MELVIN HITS A HUGE MARTIAL ARTS KICK TO THE BACK OF SOULFLYS HEAD!!!

Jakes: Melvin gets over Soulfly & applies a Dragon sleeper with the left arm hooked as well & it's leaned forward into a camel clutch style position!

Tito: Will that be all! Soulfly has had a lit roach shoved down his throat followed by a martial arts kick to the back of the head & now he's in what Melvin calls the "Severed Dragon Wing"!

Jakes: THERE'S STILL THAT ROACH IN HIS MOUTH TOO!!! LOOK AT THE SMOKE FUMING!!!

"After a few moments a nearly un-consciences Soulfly is left with no option but to tap out not only from the hold but loss of air to his lungs."

Tito: ME:LVIN WINS! Melvin got Soulfly in a submission.

Jakes: BUT HE CHEATED!!!

Tito: I can't argue with that.

Jakes: True...

Tito: Look at Rave.

Jakes: Uh oh...

"Melvin & Rave end up face to face in the center of the ring. They can be heard saying obscene things to each other until Melvin can be heard with one last word."

Melvin: You were right Rave....... There is more to wrestling then swantons & body slams.

"Melvin backs out of the ring as Rave holds up the belt for Melvin to see."

Tito: Melvin took Soulfly to the limit.

Jakes: Melvin did beat Soulfly Rave. You've got yourself in it deep now

Tito: No shame to Soulfly. It wasn?t just the hold. When you got a lit roach in your mouth after getting a martial arts kick to the back of the head THEN the Severed Dragon Wing..... who in the hell that has a right mind WOULD'NT TAP OUT!?!

Jakes: Well it's set in stone I suppose. Melvin vs. Rave! This time for the Ultimate Chaos Championship! At Halloween Hijinks!
Winner: Nathan Melvin

Backstage Segment

After the match ends, cameras cut back to the dressing room of Chienne and company. As usual, the dressing room is black and gloomy, all velvet and chains. Oona has her title belt resting on chair, and she?s stretching in order to prepare for her match against Madison Dyson. The door opens and Chienne walks in. She?s carrying a circular glass container, about 14 to 15 in diameter. The container is securely covered with a small, black velvet cover.

Chienne: Check it out everyone.

Oona looks up from her exercises and raises an inquisitive eyebrow.

Oona: What the hell is that thing?

Diabolique: Hold on Chienne, is that what I think it is?

Chienne: That?s right,

She smiles devilishly and sets it down gently on the table in the center of the dressing room.

Chienne: This is my special surprise for all of TKOW! But our friends are going to have to wait for now, because I?m not ready to unveil it just yet. As a matter of fact, I know the perfect time to unveil my gift to the company!

Oona stands up, picks up her title belt and walks over to Chienne.

Oona: And this perfect time is??

Chienne looks at both Oona and Diabolique and smiles again.

Chienne: With yourself and Diabolique at my side, I?ll unveil my surprise at Halloween Hijinks! But before any of that, it?s time for your title defense Oona!

Chienne leaves the dressing room, with Oona and Diabolique close behind. As the camera fades out, it performs a close up on the mysterious container.

Women?s Championship: Oona vs. Madison Dyson

Results:

The lights go out and the entire arena is dark, a blood curdling scream fills the arena that gives everyone chills, a dark classical piece of music starts. Low notes on a pipe organ begin the music, another scream runs through the air and then a heavy bass sound kicks in and joins the organ. After 30 seconds of the organ, bass and random screams and evil laughs in the darkness, a guitar starts to play and a spotlight shines on Oona who is mysteriously standing in the middle of the ring in her long black cloak with her eyes peering out from under the hood. Diabolique can also be seen lurking on the outside.

Bill: Ohhh?.that?s one nasty woman!

Tito: Just how you like ?em, huh Bill?

Bill: Hey Poppi?(Bill slaps Tito)

Tito: OW! What the hell?!

Bill: That was?.?YO FACE!

Tito (rubbing his face): ?.real mature?wait, I think Oona has something to say!

Oona gets on the mic.

Oona: Tonight?I solidify my reputation as the greatest women?s champion of all time, and I must say, it?s going to be disgustingly easy. You see, TKOW has seen fit to give a women?s title match to some little Barbie named Madison Dyson. (she rolls her eyes) A pathetic little bitch who likes to think she?s the scariest woman in TKOW. (she smiled wickedly) No?.no, you poor misguided little creature?Chienne and I have been reeking havoc within the ranks of TKOW since its inception! There is no other female in the history of this organization as dominant or as terrifying as us?.NONE!

Suddenly, ?Feel Good? hits and Oona looks pissed for being interrupted. Madison steps out from the back, wearing a white gown! She clutches Lucky Lucy to her chest and starts skipping down to the ring. When she reaches the ringside area, she grabs a nearby steel chair and sets Lucy in it at the base of the ramp.

Tito (confused): ?.the hell?.?

Madison gets in the ring, and playfully grins at Oona. Madison produces a blood red rose and offers it to Oona! Oona is enraged!

Tito: That?s Oona?s calling card! What a slap in the face!

Bill: You want another Poppi?

Tito: Bite me.

Oona: You are a dead bitch!

Oona levels Madison with a clothesline. Madison hits the mat, clutching the back of her head. Oona grabs a handful of Madison?s hair and starts taunting her as the bell rings. Oona brings her knee up into Madison?s gut and then plants her with a DDT. Oona goes for the pin already! 1?.no, Madison kicks out after a one count. Oona picks Madison up again and prepares to scoop slam her, but Madison slips out and gets behind Oona. She grabs Oona?s hair and pulls her down into an inverse faceplant. Madison starts laying the boots to Oona, and then abruptly rolls out of the ring and begins talking to her doll!

Tito: She was on the attack, and she just rolled out of the ring!

Oona sits up and looks bemused to see Madison talking to her doll. Oona slams her fist down on the mat and gets to her feet. She slides out of the ring and as Madison turns around Oona begins laying into Madison with a series of punches. The ref begins the count!

1?.

Oona irish whips Madison into the crowd control barrier. Madison cries out as her back strikes it?.and Oona follows it up with a brutal dropkick to Madison?s face! Madison slumps down the barricade and Oona taunts her some more.

2?.3?.

Diabolique moves to join the fray, but the ref sees this and warns him to stay away. As the ref is distracted arguing with Diabolique, Oona removes her choker, binds it up, and begins choking the life out of Madison with it. Oona heaves Madison up to her feet using the choker, and then slams her back down onto the steel walkway.

Bill: These girls are fightin? hard! Woohoo!

Oona gets on Madison and applies her Sweet Dreams submission! The ref finally detaches himself from Diabolique and returns to the count!

4?5?.6?

Oona maintains the hold!

7?.8?

Oona releases the hold, and rolls Madison back into the ring.

Tito: Oona inflicted some serious punishment on the outside. It might be over for Madison.

Oona stalks around Madison, casually kicking her in the face as she tries to get to her feet. Madison struggles to the corner and starts to pull herself up as Oona maliciously lines up her target. Madison locks eyes with Lucy, and starts to speak.

Madison (speaking as Lucy): YOU DUMB BITCH! YOU?RE LOSING! YOU?RE PATHETIC!

Oona looks at Madison strangely.

Bill: Is Madison talking to herself?

Tito: I?.uh?.

Bill: Thank you fountain of knowledge.

Madison: I?m not pathetic!!! I?M NOT!!!

Suddenly, Madison wheels around with a renewed surge of strength. Oona, shocked, takes half a step back.

Tito: Look at Madison?s eyes!

Madison spears Oona to the ground and begins punching Oona furiously in the face! Madison finally gets off of Oona and frantically beckons Oona to get to her feet! When she does, Madison hits a swinging neckbreaker! Madison goes for the pin! 1?2?.Oona kicks out! Madison drags Oona up, picks her up, and drops her down into a back breaker torture rack! Madison applies pressure to both Oona?s chest and thighs, bending her back over Madison?s knee. The ref gets down on their level, asking Oona if she wants to give up. Oona, despite the pain, frantically shakes her head no. Madison, in a psychotic rage, applies more pressure. Madison screams, ?I?m not PATHETIC!? and applies still more pressure. But Oona still refuses to give up! Finally, Madison breaks the hold and Oona squirms on the canvas, holding her back. Madison gets up and looks down at Oona with a strange look on her face. The ref tends to Oona and Madison backs up and into the ropes. Diabolique grabs Madison?s foot and drags her out of the ring with authority! Madison hits the ground hard on the outside and Diabolique casually walks away before the ref turns around. Madison crawls to her feet and crawls back over to Lucy. She grabs Lucy out of her chair and curls up with Lucy in a fetal position on the outside.

Bill: This has to be one of the weirdest women?s matches I?ve ever seen!

Oona starts to get to her feet, when she sees Diabolique. She shoots him a glance, and Diabolique nods. Oona clutches her back again, grabs the ref shirts and plays possum!

Tito: Oona?s keeping the ref distracted so Diabolique can get in some more punishment on Madison!

Bill: Good girl!

Madison slowly gets to her feet, still holding the doll. Suddenly, Diabolique charges at her intent on delivering a hellacious spear!

Tito: Oh God, Madison?s going to be broken in half!!

As Diabolique barrels into Madison, he all of a sudden seems to collapse on top of her. Madison and Diabolique both hit the ground.

Tito: I?.I don?t think Diabolique hit that entire spear. What happened?

Madison detaches herself from under Diabolique and crawls out from under her, still suffering the effects of what Diabolique managed to inflict on her with the botched spear. Lucy slips out of Madison?s hands?.covered in blood?

Bill: What happened to that doll?

The camera focuses in on Lucky Lucy. It is indeed covered in blood, and there is a small blade protruding from Lucy?s decapitated neck cavity.

Tito: There?s a knife inside the doll!

Diabolique begins to stir, and he rolls onto his back in agony, clutching his bleeding side!

Tito: Diabolique was stabbed!

Madison shakily rolls into the ring and Oona gets up and shoves the ref away. Oona grabs Madison and tosses her into the corner.

Tito: Oona doesn?t realize what happened to Diabolique! He needs some help out here!

Oona clotheslines the hell out of Madison in the corner, grabs her by the hair and throws her to the mat. Oona gets on top of Madison and goes for the pin! 1?.2?.Madison kicks out! Oona picks Madison up again and goes for a sleeper?but Madison drops down and pulls Oona into a jawbreaker. Madison runs her hands through her hair, her face smiling in such a way that only insanity can bring. Madison goes for the pin! 1?2?.Oona kicks out! Madison gets to her feet in a state of shock! She begins ripping out strands of long blond hair as Oona gets to her knees. Madison kicks Oona in the head and Oona uses the momentum of the kick to roll under the bottom rope. She collapses to the floor, holding the side of her head. Madison slides out again! Meanwhile, Diabolique is still writhing in pain on the other side of the ring! Madison gets on the ring steps and tries a flying press on Oona as she gets to her feet?but Oona catches her and dumps Madison to the mat with a fall away slam!

Bill: Oona won?t stay down!
The ref starts up another count! 1?.

Tito: Diabolique is still down! Nobody has noticed him yet! We need some help out here!

Oona lunges at Madison and screams with feral anger as she blatantly begins to choke Madison!

2?3?

Madison kicks out of the choke and strikes Oona in the face with a stiff punch. Madison fights up from her prone position and keeps fighting. Finally, Oona and Madison start trading blows before Oona hits a stiff shot of her own and explodes into a spinning heel kick combo! Madison goes down under the torrent of strikes, and Oona is on her in an instant, picking her up and rolling her into the ring. Oona runs to the top rope!

Tito: I think Oona?s going for an asai moonsault!

Oona takes flight?and it?s a massive moonsault?.but Madison rolls out of the way at the last second!! Oona crashes to the mat and wraps her arms around her body in pain.

On the outside, medics begin to rush to ringside to attend to Diabolique!

Tito: Finally Diabolique is going to get some medical attention! I hope he?s alright!

Madison gets to her feet, falls into the corner and starts laughing hysterically at Oona! She saunters out of the corner and stands astride Oona, pointing a laughing hysterically! Then?..OONA SITS UP AND WRAPS HER HAND AROUND MADISON?S THROAT! Oona screams psychotically in Madison?s face as she drags Madison around the ring, crushing her larynx! Then?Oona notices the paramedics around Diabolique! She shoves Madison down and begins shouting down to the paramedics!

Tito: Oona?stay in the match!

Madison reaches around Oona, grabs her arm and hits the Miss Feel Good! Madison goes for the pin!

1?.2?..3!!!

Tito: That nut job Madison Dyson just stole the women?s championship!!! She stabbed Diabolique and stole a victory in her second match!

Bill: Diabolique had it coming Poppi!

Tito: Well?he definitely didn?t deserve to have his life threatened like that!
Winner via pinfall and NEW Women?s Champion: Madison Dyson

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

[TKOW Board]

Miami Streetfight: Oracle vs. Dirty

Results:

Tito: Well here we have it...two newcomers to TKOW in what?s sure to be a nasty match...a Miami Streetfight...

Playboy: Well we've heard some great things about these two men...they've been heating up the Indy circuit for awhile I believe but this seems to be the first time their paths have actually crossed...

Black lights flicker...flames shoot from the stage...TKOW's newest Man In Black Oracle enters the ring area...silence fills the arena as the young figure stepped forth...his dark eyes peer about lightly through his dark red bangs as I Believe You by Celldweller begins to play...he makes his way down to the ring as the fans watch in awe wondering what to expect from this definitely on the edge newcomer...

Playboy: From what I've heard this Oracle is a bit of a mystery man...he just showed up one day tearing up the Indies by storm...from what I've he's a bit loco...

Tito: Speaking of loco...

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC begins to play...pyros explode...Dirty's in the house...

Tito: Here he is...the cruiserweight we've been hearing a lot about...Dirty is in the hizzouse...

Playboy: This kid Dirty is supposed to be a multi-generation superstar but the way he hides behind the mask you can never be sure...from what I hear he got all his training down Mexico way in the fine arena of Lucha Libre...

Tito: And it looks like these two are ready to go at it already...

Dirty runs down to the ring sliding under the ropes...as he rises to his feet Oracle whips him into the ropes...

Dirty picks up speed sliding between Oracle's legs...spinning around with a legsweep...

Oracle does a back cartwheel into the ropes reversing it into a cartwheel kick...missing Dirty...landing on his own two feet...

Playboy: DANNNNNNNGGGGG!!!! Now that's what you call wrestling!!!!

The audience applauds...

Tito: It seems the audience agrees with you there Bill...I know I surely do...

Oracle runs to the ropes...coming back with a shoulder block...

Dirty doesn't budge...

Oracle runs to the next ropes...another shoulder block...

Dirty still doesn't budge...

Playboy: Looks like Oracle is testing dirty...looking for weaknesses in his balance...

Tito: I don't think he'll be finding many though after the display we just saw a moment ago...

Oracle runs to the next ropes...

Tito: He's gonna try again...

Dirty runs to the opposite ropes...

Playboy: What's Dirty doing...

High cross body on Oracle...Dirty continues the roll rolling outside the ring...

Playboy: Nice move on Dirty's part...

Tito: What's he doing here...

Dirty grabs a ladder sliding it into the ring...then a table...then a steel chair...

Playboy: He's getting his tools...this is a streetfight Tito...but it looks more like they're trying to turn it into a TLC match...

Oracle to the far ropes...

Baseball slide into the steel chair rocketing dirty to the 2nd row...

The audience cheers

Playboy: Dirty took too long on that one...he should've just used one weapon at a time instead of wasting so much time playing moving man...

Tito: It was definitely a mistake but just how fatal a mistake we'll surely soon see...what is Oracle doing...

Playboy: Possibly making the same mistake Dirty just made...

Oracle sets up the table in the ring...with the chair on top...and the ladder beyond close to the ropes Dirty exited...

Oracle steps out the far ropes...leaning back springing them like a boy setting up an elastic band on a slingshot...

Tito: What is Oracle doing here...

Playboy: Well as weird as it sounds...it looks to me like he's about to cost himself the match...now this is just plain stupid...

Tito: What do you...

Dirty gets up sluggishly...

Oracle springs up onto the top rope running up the table and chair leapfrogging the ladder with a high cannonball...

Oracle hits full-force taking both men out...his opponent and himself...

Tito: Mean...

The audience chants HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...as they rise to their feet...

Playboy: You can say that again...HOLY SHIT!!! Are either of them even moving...?

Oracle is first man up...he grabs a steel chair...

Tito: Oracle is up first...

Playboy: He should be...he's the brick wall that hit Dirty...

Dirty is up...

Tito: Dirty is up too but Oracle is waiting...

Dropkick to the steel chair into Oracle's face sending him over the guardrail back to ringside...the chair flies from his grasp landing nearby...

Playboy: Talk about having eyes in the back of your head...

Dirty sets up two steel chairs adjacent to the guardrail...

Tito: What's Dirty planning here...

Playboy: Do you even need to ask Tito...

Oracle struggles to his feet...

Dirty runs up the chairs...up the guardrail...flying into a head scissors/victory roll takedown slamming Oracle headfirst onto the steel chair...

Playboy: NOW THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tito: I'll say...

Dirty lifts Oracle up sliding him into the ring...taking the 2nd chair with him sliding into the ring...

Playboy: That's the way to do it Dirty...you can't pin him on the outside...

Dirty folds the chair on the table...

Tito: What's he doing...

Scoops up Oracle slamming him on the table...on the folded chair...sliding the chair under Oracle's head and neck Dirty takes the other folded chair with him to the top of the turnbuckle...

Tito: No wayyyyyy...

Playboy: Wayyyyyy...

450 leg drop conchairto by Dirty putting both he and Oracle through the table...

Both men unconscious with Dirty on top...

The audience chants loudly once again...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...

Both announcers can't find the words to describe the sound they just heard...or the sheer brutality they witnessed...

The ref counts...

1...

2...

3...

Your winner: Dirty

Playboy: Wait a minute Ref...you can't do that...the match wasn't over...

Tito: Yes it was Bill and unfortunately so may be two careers...

The Ref calls for the medics...

They come out checking both men...

Tito: It doesn't look good for Oracle...that was the sound of metal on bone we heard...and look at all that blood...

Playboy: Look they're getting up...

Both men rise of their own accord to the cheers of the crowd...

Tito: I can't believe it...

Dirty reaches out for a handshake...

Tito: And look at Dirty...like a true gentleman showing respect for Oracle and the match they just put on...

Oracle...all bloodied...just looks on in distrust as he slides out of the ring backing up toward the dressing room...

Tito: What the hell...where's Oracle going...talk about showing disrespect...

Playboy: Not disrespect Tito...distrust...would you trust someone who just tried ending your career...and possibly your life...

Tito: When you put it that way...I guess not...

Playboy: For some reason I think this is far from over...

Tito nods in agreement...

Dirty stares on in disgust till Oracle has left the ring area...then he holds his hands up for the crowd as the fans chant and Dirty Deeds begins to play once more...

Tito: Well one thing can surely be said...the audience definitely likes having these two around...
Winner via pinfall: Dirty

TKOW Custom Championship: Jason Starr vs. Icarus Evangeline

Results:

Ring Announcer: Ladies & Gentleman this is for one fall it's for the TKOW Custom Championship Match!!

(Fans Cheers.)

Ring Announcer: Here is coming down the ring the challenger here is Icarus Evangeline!!!

(Icarus Evangeline came out with no entrance theme the fans are booing at him and he's heading at the ring. He's in the ring right now waiting for his opponent to come out he then gives a evil smirk look on his face....)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent he's 6'4 weighting in 256 pounds he's the current TKOW Custom Champion here is............................JASON STARR!!!!

( "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent The lights dim over the arena, as dark blue and red lights illuminate the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak.)

Voice: "The Future is now".

"It's time for you to take notice."

"No defeat, no submission... No Surrender!!!!"

(Following the words, the lights return to normal as red and blue fireworks begin to shoot from the floor, while "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, an image of Jason Starr blocking a shot made by Tim Duncan, then Starr sacking an unsuspecting QB during his days as a linebacker at Alabama, as gold pyro shoots through the rafters. A few seconds later, Starr appears in the smoke, with his singapore cane raised in the air. He then bashes himself in the head repeatedly with the cane, working himself up to a frenzy before dashing down to the ring. Upon his arrival, he escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points the cane in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before slinking in to the corner to await his opponent.)

Tito: This be a great match and great test for Jason Starr his first title defense!

PlayBoy Bill Jake: This will be a great match but Starr won't handle Icarus as of late Icarus is CRAAAZYYYY!!!

Tito: Yep he sure is crazy and it will be a huge test for the champion and wait a minute....

("Eye For An Eye? by Soulfly plays and here comes Soulfly....)

Tito: Here comes the former Custom Champion Soulfly what he's doing here?

Playboy Bill Jake: To watch the match dumbass

Tito: Well, it look like he's heading our way.......

Playboy Bill Jake: He's joining us guess to do some commentary welcome Soulfly!

(Soulfly sit down the announcing table putting the headset on.)

Playboy Bill Jake: Welcome aboard Fly it's a present surprise to have you here.

Soulfly: It's great to be here....

(Soulfly get a blunt and smoke the blunt.)

Tito: So what is the reason for being here Soulfly?

Soulfly: My reason just sit here, smoke a blunt, chill, and watch those two pathetic losers to kick the hell each other out.

(Both Jason Starr and Icarus look at Soulfly and not to happy he's there then Icarus attack "The Iceman" Jason Starr from behind the bell ring to start off the match.......)

TKOW Custom Championship Match
"The Iceman" Jason Starr? Vs Icarus Evangeline

Playboy Bill Jake: Ha that?s what he get for not paying attention and just stare at you Fly that?s what he get for anyways taking your belt away from you

Soulfly: Damn right!

Tito: Lets focus on the match guys anyways Icarus delivering some forearm shots to the head of Jason Starr he send him to the ropes and spinebuster going for the quick cover 1........2.....kick out!

Soulfly: Damn this some good shit hey Playboy want some of that good shit....

Playboy Bill Jake: Oh sure!

(Soulfly give him some other blunt...)

Tito: I didn't know you smoke that stuff Bill....

Playboy Bill: Uh of course I do! I do it when it's off camera yeah man!

Soulfly: Want some Tito?

Tito: No thanks I don't smoke.....

Soulfly: I'm not surprise your such a pussy just like Icarus and that punk ass take my belt away from me!

Playboy Bill Jake: Yeah your a pussy Tito me you don't know what you are missing at.....

Tito: Can we focus on the damn match dammit?!?

Soulfly: Aight crybaby Icarus is choking the hell outta of Jason Starr KILL THAT BASTARD!

Playboy Bill Jake: I guess Icarus heard you Soulfly he is choking Jason Starr out and the referee is trying force Icarus let go the choke hold yeah don't listen to the referee choke him out!

Tito: You guys are really something anyways onto the match Icarus finally let go the choke hold he just throw Jason Starr outside of the ring which Jason Starr hit the concrete floor.

Soulfly: That son of bitch that took my title away deserve a beating kick his ass!

PlayBoy Bill Jake: Icarus is on the apron measuring Jason Starr but Jason Starr caught him and......

(Jason Starr throw Icarus from the apron which Icarus hit his jaw to the edge of the announcing table.)

Tito: Ouch that gotta hurt! Jason Starr take Icarus back in the ring he climb up the top turnbuckle and hit a 450 splash going for the cover 1.................2......... no kick out!

(Soulfly continue smoking his blunt.)

Playboy Bill Jake: Jason Starr pick Icarus up and ram his head to the turnbuckle he send him to the ropes and GORE!!!! GORE!!!

Tito: He going for the cover 1..............2........ no kick out Jason Starr going for the Buffalo sleeper the referee is checking on Icarus it look like he's almost out............

Soulfly: Damn what is going on I'm HIGH!

Playboy Bill Jake: He checking Cirrus?s arm

1

Tito: His arm down once the ref is checking his arm again.....

2

Playboy Bill Jake: If he get this could be over........

THR.........

Soulfly: YES HE'S NOT GIVING UP!! Damn this blunt is some good shit!

Tito: Icarus is back up and OHHHHHHH low blow on Jason Starr!!!

Soulfly: HAHAH Can forget about getting laid Starr you jackfuck!

Playboy Bill Jake: Hahaha that?s a good one!

Tito: Icarus pick Jason Starr up and he just powerbombs him right on top of the turnbuckle I never see that before!

Playboy Bill Jake: Do you see how Jason Starr's head bounce on that turnbuckle?!?

(Soulfly continue smoking the blunt getting stoned.)

Tito: I guess Fly is getting all stoned right here and Icarus pick Jason Starr up and just powerbomb him right middle of the mat he's going for the pin 1...................2.................KICK OUT!!

Playboy Bill Jake: Icarus pick Starr up and he pick him up and give him snake eyes! Then Icarus just back breaker Jason Starr and another back breaker going for the cover 1.................2...........no kick out!!

Soulfly: Damn I'm so stoned I didn't know this match still going on DAMMIT STARR LOSE YOU FUCKER!

Tito: Icarus seem frustrated right now Starr got back up and is trying to fight back giving some right hands but then Icarus just knee lift him to the midsection he take Jason Starr to the top turnbuckle he climb the top turnbuckle with the champion.

Playboy Bill Jake: Icarus just hit a superplex he going for the cover we could have new champion 1..................2..............NO KICK OUT!!

(Soulfly continue smoking his blunt then he shout.)

Soulfly: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION YES!! Oh never mind god damn Icarus sucks can't get the job done fucker!

Tito: Icarus pick Jason Starr up again he send him to the ropes he missed the clothesline and Jason Starr hit a German Suplex then he go for another german suplex and he's going for the third german suplex and he got it!

Playboy Bill: Jason Starr is climbing up the top turnbuckle and hit a 10 Starr Salute (Frog Splash) this could be over c?mon Icarus kick out

Tito: 1................

Playboy Bill Jake: 2..............

Soulfly: HE GOT HIM OH NO HE DIDN'T DAMMIT FUDGE SHIT!

(Soulfly was standing up get all to excited then sit back down continue smoking the blunt.)

Tito: What a match! Jason Starr got Icarus up he send him to the ropes he missed the clothesline he missed the elbow but he got Icarus the Technical Foul!!! Could he make Icarus tap out?!?

PlayBoy Bill Jake: Icarus is trying to reach the ropes CMON ICRAUS REACH THE ROPES!

Soulfly: Dammit fuck head he better get to the ropes or I kick his ass after this match!

Tito: Icarus finally reach the ropes Jason Starr let go the hold he then climb up the top turnbuckle but Icarus caught Jason Starr and he push him off which Jason Starr hit his lower back on the concrete floor!

Fans: HOLLY SHIT!! HOLLY SHIT!!!

Playboy Bill Jake: What Icarus doing?

Soulfly: Uh he's climbing up the top turnbuckle damn you are stone too!

Playboy Bill Jake: Hey Fly give me some more that stuff after the show!

Tito: GUYS!! Let?s focus on the damn match! Icarus is on the top turnbuckle and jump off the top turnbuckle and missed the big splash hit hard on the concrete floor!

Playboy Bill Jake: Both men are outside of the ring both men got up finally and both are fist fighting and..

(Jason Starr and Icarus are nailing each other left and rights which they are closer to where Soulfly is sitting which he still smoking the blunt then Jason Starr try to pull his right arm back he elbow Soulfly that knock his blunt down.)

Tito: There goes Fly's blunt and Icarus is back in the ring.....

Playboy Bill Jake: STARR DID IT ON PURPOSE!!

(Soulfly got upset and with out the referee looking Soulfly take off his headset and attack Jason Starr from behind he then DDTs him to the concrete floor he pick Jason Starr up and put him back in the ring.)

Tito: THAT ISN'T FAIR!!

Playboy Bill Jake: That?s what he get for knocking Fly's good shit out Icarus going for the cover we going to have a new champion!

Tito: 1.................2................HE BARLEY PUT HIS SHOULDER UP!!!

Playboy Bill Jake: How the hell he get out of that?!?!?

Tito: Soulfly is pissed and so does Icarus

Playboy Bill Jake: I'm pissed too!!

Tito: Icarus pick Jason Starr up he throw him to the outside ring were Soulfly is at......

Playboy Bill Jake: Icarus got out of the ring and he's waiting for Jason Starr to get up and Jason Starr move out of the way and Icarus accident clothesline Soulfly OH NO!!!

Tito: Jason Starr try to clothesline Icarus but he missed and Icarus hit a superkick right to the chin!

Playboy Bill Jake: Icarus pick Starr up and take him back in the ring Icarus get on the apron and Soulfly just pull Icarus off the apron hit his chin!

Tito: Soulfly just throw Icarus to the ring post! He pick him up and put him back in the ring with out the referee knowing and I don't think Jason Starr didn't know either!

Playboy Bill Jake: Jason Starr going for the cover this isn't fair this could be over 1................2.......

Tito: ICRAUS JUST PUT HIS SHOULDER UP!!! What a match we have here folks and wait a minute what Soulfly is doing now?

Playboy Bill Jake: He got a chair and he went in the ring and he knock Jason Starr down with the chair and knock Icarus down with the chair too!!

Tito: The referee is calling the bell what is the official word??

Ring Announcer: Ladies & Gentleman due to the interference that this match is a no contest!
Winner: No Contest

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

TKOW TV Championship: Samhain vs. Alyon

Results:

"Ghostrider by Rollins Band--The lights in the area flicker and then fade out. An eerie voice counts down: 8... 7... 6... 6... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GhostRider by Rollins Band kicks in over the loudspeakers. The KhaosTron & MegaTron begin to flash with various horror movie-like red and blue filtered shots. SAMHAIN begins to be carved into flesh as a demon skull is lowered onto the logo. Red pyro shoots intermittently from the floor and ceiling. Samhain emerges from the smoke and shadows and raises his arms in the air letting out a tremendous roar and getting a great crowd pop. Magdalene comes out of nowhere and wraps her arms around Samhain's waist smiling seductively. Magdalene stays at ringside and works the crowd while Samhain pulls himself from the floor with the middle ring rope and enters the ring ascending the second turnbuckle and raises his arms in a HHH style pose."

Tito: Well there is the T.V. Champ. Samhain. tonight he defends his title up against Alyon Mac.

"Samhain's entrance ends when suddenly Alyon Mac & Paige Turner emerge from the ringside crowd. Alyon with a steel chair while Paige attacks the timekeeper for some reason."

Jakes: WHAT THE HELL!?!?

"Magdalene jumps Paige & they both end up fighting on top of the timekeeper."

"Samhain is focused on Paige & Madge to notice that Alyon has snuck in on the other side of the ring with the steel chair."

Jakes: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?!?

Tito: ALYON JUST LOW-BLOWED SAMHAIN FROM BEHIND WIH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Jakes: Is'nt that a disqualification?

Tito: The match hasn?t officially started!

"The timekeeper finally breaks from the cat fight & rings the bell!"

Tito: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Jakes: ALYONE ROLLS SAM INTO A SCHOOL BOY!! HE HAS THE TIGHTS & HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!!!!

The referee turns around and catches Alyon?s feet on the ropes He turns back around and calls for the Disqualification bell.

Tito: Well that was quick!

Jakes: What can you say about that?

Billy shrugs his shoulders.

Jakes: Alyon wants the TV title so bad he?s willing to cheat, only this time he got caught!
Winner via Disqualification and STILL TV Champion: Samhain

Backstage Segment

Cameras cut back to the hallway, where we Victoria Secret, dressed in tight blue jeans and the newly released ?Be a TKOW Diva? baby tee, making her way out to the ring to address TKOW and the fans.

Victoria Secret addresses TKOW and the Fans

We hear ?Nasty Girl? by Vanity 6 and Victoria Secret steps out onto the stage! The guys in the crowd pop.

Bill: What a way to get make an entrance! HOOO BABY!

Tito: As you know fans, Victoria Secret did the unthinkable to Vixon at Rumble in the Jungle?.she shaved off Vixon?s hair!!

Bill: Yeah?but that was then and this is now?and look at the lovely piece we got in the ring right now! Show some appreciation Poppi!!

Victoria gets on the mic.

VS: Well?judging by the reaction I got?I guess there a lot of Victoria Secret fans in the audience tonight?

The guys pop again.

VS: But, just out of curiosity?how many Vixon fans do we have here tonight?

This time, there is an even BIGGER pop. Victoria bites her lip and looks somewhat annoyed.

VS: Hmmm?.I was counting on that! Because I have some great news for all of Victoria?s boys in the crowd tonight. Not only are you going to see me (Victoria runs her hand up and down her body)?get DIRTY tonight?.

The fans pop big time!!!

Bill: OH YES!! GET DIRTY BABY!!

VS: ?.but tonight, for one night only, you are going to see?.VIXON get dirty too!

HUGE FAN POP!

Tito: WOAH!

Bill: OH YEAH!!!!

Tito: Careful Bill?don?t want to have to go change your pants already!

Bill: Shut up, Poppi?I ain?t Hoops Jackson!

VS: That?s right?you see, despite our differences Vixon and I have managed to put aside our differences. Why? Well?to please and titillate all of you, of course!

Bill: YES! Victoria Secret just said TITILATE! Did you hear that Tito!

Tito: As much as I?d like to?I?m not buying this!!

Bill: Oh?well here goes Tito trying to take a dump on everybody?s parade again!

VS: Right here tonight?all of you fans will be treated to seeing Vixon and I?in a STRIPPING COMPETITON!

ANOTHER HUGE FAN POP!

VS: And?.as our judge, I need?.hmmm?.a man with exquisite taste in the female form.

A number of hands go up throughout the audience.

VS: Someone who is an open admirer of beauty?and someone who LOOOOOVES to see sexy women get a little?.naughty?.

Victoria looks out at the audience, seemingly for a volunteer.

VS: Well guys?I think I?ve made my pick. PLAYBOY BILL JAKES!

The camera shows Bill?s face?a huge smile crosses his features!

Bill: M?.ME?! WHOO HOO! See ya Poppi! Nothin? personal, but when a beautiful woman calls, the Playboy answers!

Bill whips off his headset and actually runs to the ring!

Tito: Well Bill, I can?t say I blame you!

By now, some backstage crewmembers are rolling a large golden throne down to the ring. They put it in the ring and Playboy points to the seat. Victoria gestures him to sit down and she runs her hand across Bill?s chest seductively.

VS: Bill?.are you ready for the most SENSUAL experience of your life?

Bill: UH?did you say sensual?! OH HELL YEAH!!

VS: I?m glad your ready Bill?.because Vixon is up first!

Bill claps his hands together an drools as he looks up the ramp.

VS: No, no, Bill. She has a little something special in store for you?

Victoria points up and Bill looks mystified.

?Cochise? hits and a cage with a slightly opaque sheet over it lowers slowly from the ceiling! A red light beams through the sheet, and the light reflects the shadowy outline of a sexy woman dancing seductively within the cage!

Tito: Oh wow!

The cage finally settles in the ring and the music and light stops shining on the cage.

VS: Well Bill, you ALWAYS said you wanted Vixon to give you a lap dance, right?

Bill enthusiastically shakes his head yes!

VS: Well guys?lets drop the curtain!

Bill looks like he?s going to jump out of his seat! The fans pop!

VS: WAIT! HOLD ON!

Some of the fans boo and the curtain fails to drop.

VS: Bill, I really do feel like I need to warn you first. You see Bill?.since Vixon lost her pretty hair to me at Rumble in the Jungle?.well, she just hasn?t looked the same.

Bill looks confused.

VS: I mean, you could even say that Vixon?s hair was the source of her good looks and without it?she?s well?

Tito: What?s she getting at?

Bill leaps out of his seat and speaks into Vixon?s mic.

Bill: Hell?I don?t care if Vixon?s bald! I just want that sexy body in my lap!!

VS (shrugs and steps out of the way): Ok Bill.

Suddenly, the curtain drops?.and Bill looks disgusted! A morbidly obese woman in a thong and tube top steps out of the cage! She starts groping Bill and Bill stumbles back and into the chair looking like he?s going to hurl! The arena resounds with loud boo?s of disappointment. The fat woman gets on top of Bill in the chair and Bill tries to struggle out from beneath the mighty rolls of fat!!

VS: I tried to tell you, without her hair?Vixon?s just not the same. Who knew some hair could cover up so much ugliness! UGH! Well, Bill?looks like its time for that lap dance!

Tito: Oh no, Bill!

The fat woman starts gyrating in Bill?s lap, her fat gut slapping Bill in the face. Then, she reaches around and takes off the tube top! Bill looks up at the fat woman?s huge sagging boobs in sheer horror.

Tito: OH GOD, I CAN?T WATCH!!

The fat woman grabs Bill?s head and shoves his face in her more than ample chest! Finally she lets Bill go and gets off him. Bill scrambles out of his chair and out of the ring, where he proceeds to throw up all over the time keeper!

VS: You see, Vixon really is a disgusting ho! I feel so glad I?ve finally gotten the chance to show you all the truth!

Victoria hits the fat woman with the It?s a Secret! The fat lady hits the mat with a resounding boom and VS puts her foot on the fat lady and counts out 1?2?3!

VS: Hey! Just like at the PPV: you jobbed like the ugly useless skank you are!

The fans throw more heat her way. But she ignores it as her music hits and she makes her way to the back.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Clench vs. Syberus, EKPhil as Special Referee
Results:

Before the announcers announce the start of the match Clench is sitting in his spot near the entrance looking a little nervous.

(Clench)"talking to himself"
Tonight's the night baby I can feel it!
Don't worry TKOW fans, I won't disappoint and if I shall lose then so be it but I won't let anyone down!

Syberus is seen in the ring waiting for his opponent to make his way to ringside...

Tito: And Syberus seems to be ready, willing and able to give Clench the match of their lives...

Playboy: Clench will have quite a battle ahead of him...

Tito: Don't discount him...he's at the top for a reason...

Playboy: And there's the reason...there's the champ all ready for action...those ain't suspenders he's got on...

Tito is he planning to wear the World championship the whole match...?

Playboy: With the champ you never know...

TKOW! World Champ EK Phil waits outside the ring wearing a ref's shirt and his title belt...

The lights dim as highlights of Clench powerbombing the unknown guy off the stage through flaming tables is shown.
The mega rock group Staind takes the stage then begins their live set of the song Price to Play as Clench makes his way to ring!

Tito: Clench has quite a challenge ahead of him tonight...both men in that ring don't like him...

Playboy: Clench is all alone tonight...

All of a sudden the lights start flickering on and off then screaming can be heard as Quiet Riot's Metal Health blares on the PA system then Team Punishment member Kyle Richard makes his way down to ringside.

Tito: Maybe not Bill...maybe not...

Syberus strikes the moment Clench enters the ring with a forearm to the back of the neck...then another...then another...

Irish whip into the ropes...corkscrew elbow by Syberus...taking Clench off his feet...

Syberus gets up...lifting Clench by the hair...snap DDT...

Playboy: What a start by Syberus...in control from the get go...

Syberus rolls over for the pin...Phil is nowhere in sight...

Tito: I was afraid this would happen...

Syberus turns around seeing Phil arguing with Kyle Richard at ringside...

Playboy: What...?...Phil's just trying to show Mr. Ringside who's Boss...

Syberus gets up...walking toward Phil...Clench grabs his leg...

Syberus turns around stomping down Clench...

He drives an elbow down into Clench's face...lifts Clench...

Sidewalk slam by Syberus...hooks the leg...Phil counts...

Tito: Now what the hell...that's an obviously slow count...

1...

...

...

2...

...

...

Kickout after a slow count...

Playboy: And Clench gets lucky...

Tito: Nothing lucky about it...Syberus should've had that pin...

Playboy: Uh oh, Syberus...don't do this...

Phil and Syberus go face to face...nose to nose...as Phil points to his shirt...then his belt...pissing Syberus off...

Playboy: Look at the champ showing who's Boss...

Tito: More like hiding behind the shirt...Syberus touches him and he loses the match...he knows that...

Syberus turns around lifting Clench...

Clench punches him in the stomach...once...twice...three times...

Tito: Clench is trying to fight back...

Syberus lifts a knee and drops an elbow simultaneously...knocking Clench back down...dropping a knee next...

Syberus lifts Clench up...sets him up...

Powerbomb...

Playboy: And fails miserably...and Syberus goes for a pin...

Tito: Why even bother...

Syberus goes for the pin...

1...

...

2...

Phil grabs his shoulder in pain...rolling around the mat...

Tito: Oh give me a break...the crooked ref at two and a half thing went out with the Gobbligooker...

Playboy: The what...?

Tito: Nevermind...

Syberus stands...standing over Phil...looking down in disgust...

Clench rolls Syberus up from behind...

Playboy: Look Clench got him...

Phil makes a quick count...1...2...almost 3...

Tito: It didn't look like that shoulder hurt Phil that much...

Playboy: Whatta ya know Tito...miracles do happen...

Tito shakes his head...

Syberus kicks out...

Playboy: Don't do it Syberus...

Syberus once more gets nose to nose with Phil...slapping Phil in the face...

Phil slaps Syberus right back...pointing to his shirt and then the entry ramp...

Syberus steps back never taking his eyes off Phil...

Playboy: Syberus is really losing his cool here...I wouldn't wanna be Clench right now...

Syberus lifts Clench to his feet...whipping him into the ropes...he comes back...

Leg lariat to Syberus...

Tito: And Clench comes back...

Playboy: What's he doing here...he seems to be setting Syberus up for something...

Clench rolls behind Syberus waiting for him to rise...

Syberus turns...

Superkick by Clench...

Tito: And he connects...what's Clench doing here...

Clench climbs the turnbuckle...

Moonsault by Clench...

Tito: Clench goes for the pin...

Pin attempt by Clench...

1...2...kicks out...

Tito: No good...

Syberus gets up...

Playboy: Look...Syberus is back up to his feet...

Tito: And Clench is waiting...

Uppercut by Clench...

Left hook by Clench...

Right jab by Clench...

Left hook by Clench...

Left hook by Clench...

Rock bottom by Clench...

Clench hooks a leg...

Tito: Clench goes for a pin...

1...

2...

3...

4...

5...

6...

Tito: And that sonuvabitch of a ref still isn't there...where is he...

Clench gets up wondering where Phil is...the answer comes as he turns around in the form of the TKOW! World Title Belt planted in his face...

Playboy: Right there sending a message...

Kyle runs over to check on Clench...protecting him from EK Phil...trying to get him back up to his feet...

Phil takes Syberus...sticks his neck between the ropes flipping him over...letting him hang choking from the ropes wrapped around his throat...

Someone jumps the railing behind Phil...sliding into the ring chair in hand...

Playboy: Who the hell is this...

Tito: It's Syberus' brother Brian...he's here to watch his brother's back...

Brian swings the chair...connecting...sending Phil over the top rope to the outside...

Brian loosens the ropes around Syberus neck...Syberus drops to the floor below clutching his throat trying to catch his breath...flashing an angry look Phil's way for trying to cripple him again...he heads after Phil...

Phil heads the other way to have Brian slide out blocking his path...

Phil slides into the ring...not realizing till it's too late that he's surrounded on all 4 sides by Syberus...Brian...Clench...and Kyle...

Tito: The champ is surrounded...

Playboy: This just ain't right...it's 4 on 1...

Phil holds up his belt as a weapon...

All 4 men enter the ring at once...

They all jump on Phil...pounding away...

Phil fights back holding them off as security hits the ring breaking all five men apart...

Playboy: Thank god for security...

Phil takes a cheap shot with the belt at Brian...

Tito: Wait a minute...that wasn't called for...

Phil slides out of the ring running as all 4 men chase him to the back...

Tito: I hope they catch that sonuvabitch...
Winner: No Contest

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

2003 King of the Jungle Coronation Ceremony

?Revolution? by Aimee Allen plays, but it is quickly cut off as Co-CEO Jackson Fear makes his way to the ring, still as smug as ever. Frustrated and a little confused, the packed crowd gives Jackson a less than friendly response. Jackson enters the ring and takes a mic.

Jackson: Ladies and gentlemen, I feel it?s important to handle a certain situation before the Coronation Ceremony begins. As you can see, Sean Christopher is no longer hosting the Ceremony, I am.

Now even more confused than ever, the crowd begins to boo Jackson. Jackson, however, ignores the heckling and continues.

Jackson: You see, I finally succeeded at what many a superstar has attempted over the past two years?I FORCED SEAN CHRISTOPHER OUT OF TKOW!
The crowd goes into a hushed silence, more out of shock than anything else.

Jackson: I purchased his 25% share of TKOW Entertainment Inc right out from his feet, I am now 50% shareholder and Co-CEO of TKOW Entertainment Inc, and Sean Christopher is now a jobless, penniless hack!

Tito: This is?I can?t believe?For the first time ever, I?m speechless!

Playboy: Good Tito, keep it that way. This is a serious shock folks, Sean Christopher, a long-time force with TKOW since its start, is no longer affiliation with the federation. Thanks to Jackson Fear, there are only two CEOs, and both are just as bloodthirsty.

Tito: Speaking of bloodthirsty, looks like we?re being graced with the presence of the 2003 King of the Jungle, Gideon!

?Die Another Day? by Madonna plays and the crowd goes wild as the 2003 King of the Jungle, Gideon, makes his way down to the ring, looking very determined and annoyed. He enters the ring and gets right into Jackson?s face. Without warning, he snatches the mic out of Jackson?s hand.

Gideon: Who the hell do you think you are Jackson Fear? This Ceremony is about celebration, it?s about rejoicing. And look at you,

Gideon shoves Jackson away.

Gideon: You?re gloating over outsmarting a business rival? Do you really think anyone honestly gives a shit what you accomplished?

Jackson snatches the mic back from Gideon.

Gideon: You?re damn right I?m gloating over Sean?s defeat, because someone had to take his ass out! And you know what? I?m not done yet! As 50% shareholder of this company, I have some new powers?including the power resign old talent!

?The Great American Nightmare? by Rob Zombie plays and the goes electric as East Coast Crippler runs down and slides into the ring! Crippler moves to stand in-between Gideon and Jackson.

Jackson: You know the drill Crippler, you know why I brought you back! You?re the most extreme of any of our stars! Take this punk kid out! NOW!

Crippler gets in Gideon?s face, and gives a cold once-over. He raises a fist, but lowers it and turns on Jackson. Jackson looks mortified and raises his hands in defense as he backs away.

Jackson: Who the hell do you think you are Crippler? You can?t turn on me, you won?t! I?ll have you back in the unemployment line quicker than you can blink!

Crippler: Who do I think I am Jackson Fear? I think I?m my own person! I agreed to come back for one reason only, and that?s to handle some unfinished business!

Suddenly, Crippler lunges at Jackson, causing the Co-CEO to flinch and jump back. Crippler, however, doesn?t attack him. Instead, Crippler laughs at Jackson and lowers his fist.

Crippler: Whatever, you ain?t worth it.

The crowd boos at Crippler?s less violent choice as the returning star leaves the ring and walks up the ramp. Jackson regains his composure and turns his anger back onto Gideon.

Jackson: You think you?re so big, don?t you? Yeah, you won the match at
Rumble in the Jungle. Yeah, you are the 2003 King of the Jungle. But you know what? You ain?t getting shit for a Coronation! You don?t deserve it, and I?ll be damned if I endorse some wanna-be like you!

Gideon shakes and suddenly rushes at Jackson. But unlike Crippler, Gideon doesn?t hesitate to lay into Jackson with a volley of hard punches. Referees and officials are quick to rush into the ring and separate the two. They drag Gideon out of the ring, while Jackson gets to his feet and brushes off his suit.

Jackson: You just made one hell of a mistake little boy! You might as well forget about next week, or even Halloween Hijinks, because you?re officially suspended!

Fade to black. TKOW logo flashes across the screen.