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(Pyro erupts as Total Conflict takes the air.)

Tito: Welcome ladies and gents, to another exciting edition of TKOW! Total Conflict! We are live from the Air Canada Centre here in downtown Toronto, home of the Maple Leafs!

Bill: Meh, who watches hockey? This is a WRESTLING show incase you forgot, Poppi.

Tito: *sighs* Thanks, Bill.

Bill: *smiling* You?re welcome.

Tito: What a way to start off the show tonight. None other than an open invitational Battle Royal!

(?Gold Jin? by KISS erupts as Dr. Jon Death steps out from behind the curtain. He holds a mic in hand.)

Death: Oh, don?t mind me. I just thought I?d let you all know a little something before we start. Since my good ol? buddy Fear is a little tied up tonight, y?know, with the possibility of being maimed and all, I thought to myself, ?What better time to use my new stroke as tag division supervisor?? Answer: None. That?s why the winners, or should I say winner, of the following match-up will be crowned the new Tag Team Champion.

Tito: Huh?

Death: I know what you?re all thinking, ?How can one man be Tag Champ?? Well, you should have let me finish. You see, the winner will then be able to pick any partner of his choosing to be his co-holder. Now, let?s get going!

(Death walks to the back as the cameras cut away.)

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

(A clip of Sean Christopher earlier today apologizing to RAGE, Vixon and the rest of the FIRM is shown.)

Tito: This has got to be some kind of cruel joke Playboy! Sean Christopher apologized to Vixon, RAGE and The Firm?!

Playboy: Well obviously losing everything to your business can make you do strange things. Speaking of strange things, what the hell are we listening to?

'Across the Nation' by Union Underground blares on the speakers, and the crowd instantly goes nuts when they recognize it as Sean Christopher's old entrance music. Seconds later, Sean walks out triumphantly onto the stage and soaks in the crowd's reaction.

Tito: Holy...Shit. He really has gone insane!

Playboy: Shut it Tito, this man's on a mission!

Sean makes his way down to the ring, enters it and takes a mic. He waits a moment for the crowd to calm down before speaking.

Sean: Thanks for the warm welcome everyone, it's been a long time coming. Last week, that slimy little bitch Jackson Fear decided to betray the one man who helped him gain the ultimate position within this company. He went behind my back and bought out my share of the company.

HUGE rounds of jeers and boos from the crowd.

Sean: But you know what? I'm actually not that upset anymore. As a matter of fact, I'm relieved that I no longer have the responsibility of running the most popular professional wrestling company in the nation. I was actually thinking about making a change. Speaking of changes, it's time to make some. I'm tired of seeing a bunch of jackasses butcher this company. It's time to take charge-

'No Chance In Hell' by Dope blares through the speakers and the crowd jeers as "Rage" Dave Sadler makes his down to the ring, an "if looks could kill" glare fixed directly onto Sean. Sadler gets into the ring and snatches the mic out of Sean's hand.

Dave: You son of a bitch, you're still as conceited as ever, aren't you? Did you already forget that YOU are the reason that this company is being butchered by jackasses?! Hell Christopher, you ARE one of the jackasses!

Sadle gives Sean a hard shove back.

Dave: YOU are TKOW's problem, and I live to take care of problems, or should I say take out problems?

Sean rips the mic out of Sadler's hand.

Sean: One week ago, I could have ripped your contract to pieces and left you out in the cold. But that power is gone. However, I do still have the power to rip your heart out of your ribcage. I've made a list Sadler, of people who need to be set straight. And guess who's on the top? It's certainly not you. The #1 spot belongs to Jackson, and Damien Thorne is there as well. But since I can't get to them right now, I'll just start with you.

Sadler steps back, and furiously invites Sean to attack him. Sean flashes a cold smile, and shakes his head.

Sean: You have to be patient Sadler, very patient. I'll see you in the Battle Royal tonight. If you can't manage to take me there, I have another opportunity for you.

Sadler nods to show that's he listening, despite his clear interest in ripping Sean limb from limb.

Sean: It's going to Sean Christopher vs. Dave Sadler in a match that'll be perfect for Halloween....a Graveyard Match. You can think of it as Lions Den Match, only set in a graveyard that will be built in the Universal Studios backlot. All sorts of ghoulish surprises...you game?

Sadler grabs the mic and gets in Sean's face.

Dave: OH...HELL...YEAH! You damn well better believe that I'm going to be there to annihilate your ass!

Sean: Very well then. But just remember,

Suddenly, Sean gets in Sadler's face until they just inches from each other.

Sean: I may not be the same ass that I was before, but that doesn't mean I'm any nicer.

Tito: This is crazy! I promise you we?ll have the battle Royal for you after this.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Megastar Battle Royal
Results:

Tito: Well, looks like we?re about ready to kick off the first ever TKOW Invitational Battle Royale. And its just been announced that the TKOW Tag team titles are at stake!

Bill: There?s a pretty wide variety of stars in the lineup for this thing.

Tito: Wait, I just got word that something is going down backstage!

The image goes backstage just in time to see Johnny Suede tossed through a plate glass window Titan! The image reels back and Syd Shiver is collapsed on the cement floor. Blood is oozing out of Syd?s head and Steel is standing above him talking trash.

Steel: Sorry boys, looks like no royal rumble for you!

Titan saunters over and boots Syd in the face once for good measure.

Titan: You?ve just got run over by the real deal?the Reel Americans!

Titan slaps Steel on the back and they walk off, smirking.

Tito: They just ruined Generation X?s shot in this match and at the titles!

Bill: Whoops?looks like I get to scratch two names off the list already. (Bill pulls out his scorecard and writes on it)

Tito: You have a bet riding on this??

Bill: Sure?OTB covers TKOW now too.

Tito: Well Bill, who?s your money on?

Bill: The champ?.Extreme Killer Phil baby! Or at least he better win, I?ve got some serious bank riding on him!

Tito: Well, lets go to the ring and kick this thing off!

Announcer: The rules for this Royal Rumble are simple! The match will start off with two competitors in the ring. Every minute after that a new competitor will be introduced into the match. The only way to be eliminated is being tossed over the top rope and onto the floor. The last man standing IS the winner. (pauses) And now?.for the first competitor?.the returning STAN WILSON!

Tito: Stan Wilson?s out first?!

"Go to Sleep" by Eminem, DMX, and Obie Trice hits and the fans pop as Stan steps out onto the ramp. He saunters slowly to the ring and gets in the ring, raising his arms into the air defiantly.

Then, ?Natural Born Killas? hits? and out comes New Jake! New Jake jets to the ring and the bell rings. New Jake leaps at Stan and begins to pound on him furiously. Jake whips Stan into the ropes and goes to follow it up with a big splash, but Stan moves out of the way and Jake?s face slams down in the turnbuckle. Jake stumbles back and right into Stan?s waiting arms. Stan wraps Jake up and performs a picture perfect release german suplex that folds Jake up like an accordion!

Bill: New Jake looks like he just got snapped in half!

Tito: Hmm?maybe you should have put your money on Big Stan?

Bill: Nah?Phil won?t let me down. We?re tight like that.

Stan wraps his hands around Jake?s chin and sits down on top of him. He wrenches Jake?s head back into a perfect camel clutch! Jake cries out in pain and reaches for the ropes, but they?re much too far for him to grasp.

The countdown to the next competitor starts up on the Khaostron!

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A buzzer sounds and ?The Great American Nightmare? hits! East Coast Crippler rushes the ring with a steel chair in hand!

Bill: Can he do that?!

Tito: Well, technically yes. The only way to loose is to get tossed over the top!

Stan releases the hold on Jake, and gets up, only to receive a steel chair shot straight to the face! Stan Wilson goes down and New Jake crawls to the edge of the ring. ECC brings the chair up again and down on Stan?s chest! Stan clutches his chest and rolls about on the mat. ECC raises his chair up and screams into the air triumphantly. Jake climbs up the ropes and focuses on ECC. Jake hits ECC with a standing dropkick as ECC turns around, driving his own steel chair into the Crippler?s face! Jake legdrops the Crippler across the throat and hoists the Crippler to his feet. Jake proceeds to picks the Crippler up and put him over the top rope, but the Crippler struggles and starts to punch Jake in the face!

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?Down with the Sickness? blares and the TKOW Heavyweight Champion hits the ring?.EXTREME KILLER PHIL!

Bill: There?s my boy! Kick some ass Phil!!

Tito: Hey, way to be unbiased Playboy!

Phil slides under the bottom rope and Jake drops the Crippler and goes for a right hand on Phil. Phil blocks it and floors Jake with his own right hand. But Stan, back on his feet, wraps his hand around Phil?s throat for one of his trademark chokeslams!

Bill: No!!!

But Phil punts Stan in the groin and Stan releases his hold on Phil.

Bill: Thattaboy?money, come to the playboy!

Phil poses the fans, drawing massive heat. Finally, he sees ECC?s chair and picks it up. He uses it to clock the Crippler as he tries to get to his feet, and then he hits New Jake with it! Phil poses again and draws even more heat!

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?Across the Nation? hits?it?s Sean Christopher!!

Bill: Ahahahaha!

Tito: Sean came back in a big way already tonight!

Sean walks casually in the ring and surveys the carnage with bemusement. He laughs at New Jake as New Jake struggles to get up. Sean gestures to New Jake and says to Phil, ?Hit his ass again!? Phil rushes New Jake and smashes him in the head yet again with the chair?.this time sending New Jake over the top rope and to the floor.

Tito: New Jake just got eliminated! And Sean and Phil are definitely in control! But?look at this! Stan is on his feet!

Phil looks at Stan and shouts, ?What the hell do you think you?re doing?!? He moves to hit Stan with the chair?but as it nears Stan?s face Stan punches the chair back into Phil?s face. Phil goes down as blood starts to seep out of his nose. Sean swears and looks nervously at Big Stan!

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#1 Stunna sounds. It?s RAGE!

Tito: Oh yeah! It just might be The Firm?s house tonight!!

Rage slides into the ring and immediately spears the holy hell out of Sean Christopher. Rage snaps to his feet and starts talking trash to Sean?s downed form?but Rage turns and comes face to face with Big Stan!

Tito: There?s no love lost between these two!

Bill: Good, maybe they?ll take each other out and leave Phil alone.

The stare down between Big Stan and Rage seems to last forever and the tension is felt by the fans who cheer uproariously for the long awaiting reunion of these two heated rivals. Suddenly, the tension is broken as ECC attacks Rage from behind and Phil hits Stan in the back with a double axe handle. Rage and the Crippler start trading blows and Phil grabs Stan?s head and face plants him down to the canvas.

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Kali-Yuga is the next out as ?Type O-Negative? hits. Surprisingly, Yuga goes right after Sean Christopher, unloading into him with a series of brutal martial arts kicks!

Bill: Damn!

Meanwhile, Stan gets to his feet and Phil starts putting the boots to him?.but Stan shrugs them off!! Phil?s eyes go wide as a very pissed Stan Wilson reaches his full height. In a flash, Stan boots Phil in the midsection and then brings him up and down with a jackhammer!

Bill: Just like the great Jackhammer!

Tito: Which one: I, II, or III?

East Coast Crippler irish whips Rage into the ropes. Crippler goes for a wild right hook, but Rage stops abruptly and performs a neck breaker on the Crippler. Rage picks the Crippler up and chucks him over the top rope!

Tito: Rage eliminated the East Coast Crippler!

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X?s music hits, but he doesn?t appear! The crowd, confused begins to look about?and suddenly X emerges from the crowd and slides into the ring undetected. He locks onto Kali-Yuga as he continues his assault Christopher. X brutally clotheslines Kali-Yuga from behind, and then hefts him up into the air before tossing him over the top rope.

Tito: There goes another one.

X looks like a man possessed! He immediately launches into a brutal attack on Rage. Kicking Rage furiously down to the mat before climbing to the top rope and performing a massive splash on his former team mate! X gets Rage to his feet and throws him over the top rope?but wait?NO! Rage goes over the top but manages to stop himself on the ring apron before he hits the mat!

Bill: Rage?that was almost YO ASS!

X turns away from Rage, assuming he had just eliminated his ex-boss. Sean and X then attack Stan Wilson from behind. They manage to get Stan into the air and perform a devastating double spinebuster on The Tank! But then Rage, back in the action, explodes into Sean and X with a double clothesline! Rage picks up X by his hair and brings him down hard with a snap slap, followed by an elbow drop.

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Michael storms to the ring as ?Suffocate? ushers him in!

Bill: Oh man?it?s that Michael Meyers freak!

Tito: Actually?he?s dressed like Jason Vorhees.

Bill: Whatever, they all suck!

Michael swings one big leg over the top rope as he gets in. He immediately goes to work on Stan Wilson, attempting to muscle him over the top rope. Miraculously, Stan Wilson is able to squirm out of Michael?s grasp. Stan reaches around Michael?s neck and drops the monster down with an inverted backbreaker! Stan proceeds to sit back down on Michael with a half Boston Crab?but Michael powers out immediately!

Rage, feeling the intensity of the crowd suddenly sinches in the Thug Passion on X!

Tito: We haven?t seen this move out of Rage in quite some time!

X starts tapping frantically, forgetting it?s a Royal Rumble. Rage cries out and forces X?s head back even further causing X to scrape at the ring to get at the ropes!

Meanwhile, Sean sits back in the corner, still feeling the effects of Rage?s massive clothesline.

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?No Chance in Hell? plays getting Sean?s attention. Sean immediately goes to the ropes and leans over them, his eyes burning with intensity.

Bill: Ohhhh?this is gonna be good!

Suddenly, Rage Sadler bursts out from underneath the ring apron, with a kendo stick in hand. Just as Sean is leaning over the ropes Sadler breaks the kendo stick upside Sean?s head!!!

Bill: Ahahahahaha! He was hiding under the ring! I LOVE IT!

Sean clutches his head as Sadler tosses aside the broken kendo stick. Sadler reaches under the ring again and pulls out a table, which he props up ringside!

Tito: What is Sadler doing?!

Sadler slides into the ring and proceeds to beat on Sean some more.

Michael gets to his feet and picks Big Stan up and locks in a brutal bear hug. Stan claws for the ropes but Michael pulls him away from the ropes and lifts him off his feet!

Tito: Would you look at that power!

Rage releases the Southern Hospitality and picks X up again. Rage runs with X to the ropes, intent on putting X over?but X puts the breaks on, puts his leg out in front of Rage and slams Rage down with a front face Russian leg sweep!

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Twister?s music plays?but there is no sign of Twister!

Tito: Why doesn?t anybody come out to the Rumble from the back anymore?

Bill: Who knows, but considering Twister?s got a match later tonight with that Deathwatch chick I wouldn?t blame him if he skips this one.

Rage Sadler continues to beat on Sean Christopher before finally pulling Sean up, and putting Sean between his legs. Sadler moves over to the side of the ring with the table and picks Sean up for a powerbomb!

Bill: Uh?oh?.

Tito: Oh my God! I think Sadler?s going to try to powerbomb Sean through the table on the outside!

Sadler brings Sean down over the top rope?but as he does so Sean grabs hold of Sadler?s head and pulls him over the top rope as well?causing both men to crash through the table on the outside! The fans start up a chant of ?Holy Shit! Holy Shit!?

Bill: I?ll be damned! They eliminated each other!

Michael finally releases his bear hug on Stan and drops Stan to the mat with disdain. Stan writhes in agony, holding his crushed sides. Michael turns his attention to the other competitors?before turning his attention to Phil?who is still recovering from Stan?s brutal jackhammer. Phil nods at Michael.

Tito: Wait?what was that??

Phil (to Michael): Clench is out next big man.

Tito: Bill, did you hear that?!

Bill: Oh yeah I heard that! Sounds like Michael and Phil have something planned for that one legged loser Clench!

Tito: Well, Clench is out next?but where?s Twister?! Twister would surely provide some support for Clench in this match!

Bill: He probably bailed, like I said.

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?Not Falling? hits?.but instead of just Clench we see Clench and Twister stumble out onto the ramp, pounding away at each other with closed fists!!!

Tito: WHAT?! What happened to Twister and Clench?s alliance?!

Bill: Maybe they?re fighting over a chick? Bro?s before ho?s guys?bro?s before ho?s!

Clench and Twister continue to brawl into the ring! Clench rolls under the bottom rope first?but Clench climbs to the top rope and lands a missile dropkick to Clench?s chest! Phil and Michael watch the carnage dumbfounded. Finally, Phil starts to point and laugh at the feuding friends. Twister gets on top of Clench and starts to beat on him savagely?then abruptly stops. Phil and Michael look about ready to attack?when Twister rolls off of Clench and both men spring to their feet.

Clench (to Phil and Michael): Gotcha assholes!!

Tito: It was a trick?! Wow?had me convinced! How about you Bill?

Bill (perturbed): No?of course not, Poppi. I?m a genius, remember?

Twister and Clench lock hands and double clothesline Michael over the top rope! Phil kicks the ropes and curses loudly before coming after Clench. Phil boots Clench in the gut?doubling him over?but as Clench is hunched over Twister hits a spinning crescent kick to Phil?s face right over Clench! Phil hits the mat and rolls under the bottom rope to the outside?and out of the fray. Phil runs over to Michael, and Michael gives something to Phil before going to the back. Phil hides it under his shirt before running to the announce area and grabbing his title belt.

Bill: Whatever your up to?YOU GO CHAMP!

Tito: This stinks! Why do I have a feeling Phil is gonna screw somebody over here?!

At the same time, X is attempting to put Rage over the top rope, but Rage is fighting back! Stan Wilson, recovered from Michael?s bearhug runs at them and splashes both men as X almost has Rage over! Both X and Rage go over the top rope and X crashes to the floor?BUT RAGE AGAIN IS ABLE TO CATCH THE RING APRON! Stan sees this and goes for a right hook to Rage, but Rage, still on the outside and dangerously close to being eliminated, blocks and fires back. Rage shoulder rams Stan in the stomach, grabs the ropes and propels himself over Stan?s back in a somersault fashion and back into the ring!

Bill: Dammit, how many lives does Rage have left!

Rage counters with a clothesline to Stan?and Stan goes over?but he too holds on and when Rage turns his back he rolls back into the ring!!

Phil rolls back in with his world title in hand. Twister moves to attack Phil?but Phil clobbers Twister with the belt with such ferocity that Twister goes over the top rope!

Tito: It?s down to 4 men: Rage, Clench, Phil, and Stan!

Phil begins another assault on Clench with the belt, crashing the title into the back of Clench?s skull as Clench surveys the struggle between Stan and Rage. Clench goes down and Phil sits down and locks in a leg lock, at the same time pulling up Clench?s pant leg and revealing Clench?s prosthetic foot. With the submission hold firmly locked, Phil pulls out the machete he received from Michael! The fans scream as Phil begins hacking away at Clench?s prosthetic!

Tito: GOOD GOD THIS IS SICK!

Phil finally manages to sever Clench?s foot. He releases the hold and tosses the prosthetic into the crowd with disdain!

Tito: Bill, even you have to admit this is downright perverse!!

Bill: Hey?my bet still stands, and right now it looks like I made a great investment!

Phil picks up Clench up and poor Clench only has one leg to stand on. Clench suddenly goes for a surprise one legged standing dropkick?but Phil leans back, grabs Clench?s leg and uses the momentum to sink to the ground and catapult Clench over the top rope!

Tito: Dammit! That was despicable!!

Phil picks up his title and gestures to the crowd, mocking them and the downed Clench!

By this point, Stan Wilson and Rage have again come to blows. Stan Wilson knee lifts Rage, catching Rage in the chin. Rage goes down and Phil quickly sees his opportunity. Phil moves in to again use his title, but Stan ducks. Stan goes for a short arm clothesline?but Phil ducks, drops his title, and grabs Stan Wilson?s arm and irish whips him?but then Stan counters the irish whip and sends Phil into the ropes. In a flash, Clench gets up on the ring apron and pulls down the top rope! Phil falls over the lowered rope and to the outside!! Phil is eliminated!!! Phil lands hard on the back of his head and Clench spits on Phil before officials help him to the back!

Tito: Finally some justice!!!

Bill: SHIT! My bookies are gonna be pissed! Poppi, your new name is Bill Jakes?I?m headin? for Tijuana for a while!

Tito: Great idea partner. You can get a sex change and rename yourself ?Amanda Hugandkiss? to disguise yourself!

Bill: Really funny, Poppi!

Rage is back to his feet not even 3 seconds before Stan levels him with another clothesline. Stan drags Rage into the corner and proceeds to mudhole stomp him. Rage slumps over and a small stream of blood slips out between his lips. Stan picks Rage up again and suplexes him. Stan admires his handiwork as support for Rage grows amongst the fans. Stan picks Rage up again?but Rage, drawing off the people again low blows Stan! Stan sinks to his knees and clutches his twice wounded groin. Rage rights Stan and delivers a sidewalk Slam onto Phil?s title belt!

Tito: Right onto the title!!

Rage then snapmares Stan?s head, jerking his neck forward violently. Rage collapses against the ropes, exhausted, and Stan recovers and collapses against the other side of the ring. Finally, both men break away from their respective sides of the ring and each goes for a clothesline, knocking each other to the mat. Stan is the first one to his feet. He grabs Rage by the leg and drags him to the center of the ring. Stan then proceeds to go to the top rope!

Tito: This is an unusual move for the big man?but a top rope move will put Rage away for sure!!!

The fan support reaches a crescendo?and Rage snaps to his feet and hangs himself up in the ropes desperately. This jars the ring ropes and Stan loses his balance. He t-bones himself on the top turnbuckle and falls out of the ring! RAGE WINS! RAGE WINS!

Rage looks down at Stan and a smile crosses his face. He gets up and says ?That is SOOOOOO yo ASS!? Rage moves to the center of the ring and the fans cheer him on.

Tito: Rage has just won himself the tag team titles!!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: Well, I don?t know how you can top what we just saw, but we?re gonna try.

Bill: You better believe it. The Dawg is back in down!

Tito: He sure is. TKOW?s own first-ever World Champion returns tonight to take on newcomer, ?Large? Lee Anderson. You may remember Lee from UCW where he was a multiple time Hardcore Champion.

Bill: UCW? That doesn?t mean jack. This is TKOW, you gotta prove yourself here.

Tito: That is true. And what better man to prove yourself against than Bruno?

Bill: Shut up, here he comes.

Legend vs. Newcomer
Bruno vs. 'Large' Lee Williams

(?Damn? by the Youngbloods sounds as black and red criss-crossing pyro go off, signaling for Bruno3997 ?The Whole F-N Show?.)

Bruno makes his way into the ring, accompanied by a thunderous ovation for the legend. He raises one hand into the air as his opponent?s music sounds.

(Cue ?Large? Lee Anderson, who saunters down to the ring accompanied by Linkin Park?s ?Faint.)

Tito: This is not gonna be a technical wonder, I?ll tell you that. Both men around 6?10? and well over 300 pounds.

Both men waste little time getting into it, as a brawl ensues immediately on the outside. Bruno whips Lee into the guardrail but misses with a follow-up clothesline attempt. Lee then spears Bruno down before slapping the fans? hands.

Tito: These guys better get in the ring, the bell has sounded.

Bill: Leave ?em alone, Tito. These guys are slugging it out old-school style.

Lee picks Bruno up by the hair and instead walks him further up the ramp. He trips the big man up before suplexing him down on the concrete floor.

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Tito: The ref is halfway through his count already, these men better bring it back in the ring.

Lee and Bruno, completely oblivious to the count, continue to duke it out all the way up to the stage area. Bruno runs at the newcomer, but Lee moves and connects with a pumphandle slam.

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Tito: This match is over.

Bill: I got it, Poppi. Lee?s not here to win, he?s here to make an impact. You said it yourself, ?What better way to prove yourself than to take out Bruno??

Lee stomps way at Bruno keeping the dawg grounded. He then picks him up and locks in a sleeper hold while dragging the former champ closer and closer to the edge of the stage.

Tito: I think you?re right, Bill. He?s gonna toss him off that lift.

Bruno fights out of it with a serious of back elbows though, as both men lock up. They both try to gain the upper-hand while standing 10 feet over the equipment area below. Bruno finally gets the advantage and nails Lee with a sideslam. He motions for a jacknife to the crowd, before sticking Lee?s head between his oak-like legs.

Tito: Looks like Bruno?s the one who?s gonna make an impact to? WAIT!

Before Bruno can launch Anderson, a steel chair blasts him from behind. The camera pulls back to reveal the assailant as? LEGEND! Legend helps Lee up, but the ?Large? one doesn?t seem too happy. He shakes his head at Legend before retreating to the back. Legend continues the assault however, as the cameras fade away once again.

Winner: No Contest

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Pyscho vs. Psycho
Oona w/ Chienne Noire and Diabolique vs. Tsunami

Playboy-?Seems like we have something interesting here?Oona..Vs. Tsunami..?

Tito-?That Tsunami, she?s changed quite so much as of lately, from a partly sane woman, to someone whom is in the??

The lights go out and the entire arena is dark. The crowd kindly mumbles about in the arena during the brief moment of Silence. A blood curdling scream fills the arena . The sound of the children and various adults screaming back hearing the sounds coming forth from the darkness. A dark classical piece of music starts. Low notes on a pipe organ begin the music, another scream runs through the air and then a heavy bass sound kicks in and joins the organ. After 30 seconds of the organ, bass and random screams and evil laughs in the darkness, a guitar starts to play and a spotlight shines on Oona who is mysteriously standing in the middle of the ring in her long black cloak with her eyes peering out from under the hood. Her gaze passing over the crowd, and around to back towards the Khaostron.

Playboy Bill-?Damn, that?s some scary shit there!?

Tito is seen curled up in his chair, peering about. His thumb in his mouth.

Playboy Bill-?You little bitch! We need someone with balls out here, for I feel there?s going to be some sick shit to go down tonight!?

A dense fog rolls from under the ring, as a blinding light started emitting from under the apron, slowly the apron rolled back, slowly Icarus stepped from under the ring, and over to where Tito is sitting crawled. Icarus stares at Tito as his face etches into a smirk.

Icarus-?boo!?

Tito cringes lightly, as he fell from out of the chair, as Icarus quirks a brow as Tito taps the chair. Icarus sat down, leaning back propping his feet up on the table.

"Not gonna get us" by tATu. Tsunami Comes down to the ring holding Mr. Teddy her teddy bear dressed the same way as her to her chest. She puts Mr. Teddy on the announce table .She then gets in the ring.
Icarus looks at the bear in question, his brows quirks as if to say what in the hell.

Icarus-?This is kindly odd now?I?m hoping this to be quite bloody, epically the fact that Oona is Chi?s sister, hopefully, there?s a chainsaw or two handy.?

Playboy blinks as Oona and Tsunami started grappling together as he watches them, he said.

Playboy-?Icarus, your one sick motherfucker!?

Icarus nods to him as Oona slips out from out of Tsunamis? and steps forward, punching her in the right eye.

Icarus-?Damn, seems as if Oona has been in some training!?

Playboy nodded as Tsunami staggers back she looks over to Mr. Teddy.

Tsunami-?You said she was weak and that I could take her!?

Icarus quirks his brows again, and shook his head before he busts out in laughter.

Icarus-?May God help me, this is amazing..?

The inanimate object sat there; dressed in his jester like clothing Tsunami nods about the same time Oona slams her down with a vicious clothesline. Oona hops on Tsunamis waist, and starts pounding her tight balled fists.

Playboy-?This looks brutal, Ref, break it up!?

The ref comes up, pulling Oona back. Oona submits to his authority and slides back. As she does so Tsunami pulls a cheap shot and kicks her in the face.

Icarus-?That bitch is crazy and cheap!?

Playboy looks over to Icarus and says.

Playboy-?Didn?t you do something similar to Soulfly one time??

Icarus was silent as he watched Oona staggers back against the ropes, holding onto her face. Tsunami gets up, charging toward Oona, ducks down, lifting Tsunami partly with her own amount of strength, and the elasticity of the ropes, and sends her sprawling over the top onto the harsh concrete.

Oona steps down to the left turnbuckle, she slowly climbs up to the top. A hush comes across the crowd as she jumps, attempting a moonsault

Playboy-?Oh shit!?

Icarus? eyes widened as he watched Oona?s form move within the air, he grimaced as he looked over, seeing Tsunami in the last second turn, having Oona land flat of her back

Icarus-?This is quite impressive! Tsunami is a rather crafty bitch. ?

Playboy nods as Tsunami comes around, staring at Mr. Teddy, she nods.

Tsunami-?Get it now? You want me to do what??

The inanimate bear sat there, dressed matching her attire, she grinned evilly as she nodded to Mr. Teddy.

Tsunami-?Ok?.?

Icarus whistles lightly, as he moves his right foot, causing for Mr. Teddy to hit the ground. Tsunami glares at Icarus, she leans down, picking up Mr. Teddy, sets him on the announce table again. Icarus has a smug look on his face. She proceeds to scream at Icarus.

Tsunami-?Why?d you do it?!?

She stepped forth, and started to kick Icarus in the shin. Icarus quirked his brows as she started to punch forth at him. Icarus laughed, then grimaced as she connected to his nose, he growled.

Icarus-?get the fuck off of me!?

He pushed her back off of him, she stares at him, as she stood there, Icarus laughed, as Oona charged forward, clothes lining Tsunami. The speed, causing the minimum contact to be severe with the minimum about of energy. Tsunami partly flipped as Oona stopped, leaning against the guardrails partly in pain. The lights go out once more, the sound of rampant screams, and various other sounds are heard. The lights flicker back on, and Oona is sitting on the turnbuckle, while Tsunami lays on the concrete with a red rose across her chest. Blood comes from her nostrils and busted lip.

Icarus-?Hot Damn!?

Playboy-?My God! What the fuck has happened?!?

Icarus leans over the table, looking over, he grins as he leans back.

Icarus-?We all should know who the red rose belongs too.?

Oona comes out of the ring, and to the outside. She pulls Tsunami from the concrete, and takes her over to the announcer?s table. Icarus, and Playboy scoot back, as Oona sets her up for a power bomb.

Playboy-?This isn?t like Oona to use this move!?

Icarus grimaced as he scooted back, sitting on the guardrail. He pulled Playboy back, as the lights strobes, and some insane woman leaps from the crowd hoping onto the table, beating Oona in the back of her head.

Icarus-?Who is this crazy bitch??

Icarus paused for a moment.

Icarus-?Could she be the Black Widow? That has been seen around Tsunami??

Playboy shrugs as Oona is released by Tsunami whom grabbed Oona by the hair, and jumps down from the table to the ground, bringing Oona?s face towards the edge. Icarus grimaced as he watched blood come forth. Tsunami pulled Oona forth by her hair, pulling her to her feet, and then pushing her into the ring. Oona moves about lightly as Tsunami covers her for the win.

Playboy-?This has truly been a match!?

Playboy looked over, to see Icarus was no longer in the chair, but had done made his way into the ring. Icarus stared Tsunami down, his eyes drew and evil glare as he stepped forward punching her in the face. Icarus leaned over, into Tsunami?s face.

Icarus-?Never, ever, try that shit with me again! You understand??

Her non-conscious body laid there as medics rushed in to tend to both Oona and Tsunami. Icarus slides out of the ring, grinning to Playboy as he grabbed the now fallen Mr. Teddy from the concrete floor. He proceeded to go back up the ramp. He laughed evilly as he threw the bear down on the ramp, them stomped it before turning, walking out of view.

Winner: Tsunami

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: Wow, what a night so far!

Bill: It?ll only get better from here, Tito. I have an institution.

Tito: No, you belong in an institution. You had an ?intuition?.

Bill: Whatever.

Battle in the Crib
G-Unit vs. The C-Man (Hardcore Rules)

"50 cents PIMP hits throughout the arena as G-Unit comes out to the ring."

Tito: Here comes G-Unit. The man with a bright future ahead of him here in TKOW.

Jakes: This guy claims to be 'Gangsta' right?

Tito: I guess that's how you say it.

Jakes: Well if he's 'Gangsta' then he can hang hardcore style right?

Tito: Well this is a hardcore match.

Jakes: No, the card says a battle in the crib.

Tito: Well whatever the case may be. Ladies & Gents we aint got A clue what to expect from G-Unit in this match OR C-Man for that matter.

Jakes: Speaking of C-Man...

""American Hair Band" by Tuff plays as smoke fills the arena and bright lights are flashing. The C-Man enters the arena as all the ladies scream for him and all the guys boo."

Tito: The C-Man looks armed for buisness.

Jakes: He likes it hardcore style.

(BELL RINGS)

"C-Man makes a break towards the ring & slides in getting up face to face with G as they begin to exchange blows in the center of the ring."

Tito: & we're underway with a brawl!

Jakes: G is starting to get the better of the exchange.

"G-Unit delivers right punches to the face of C-Man sending him back towards the ropes."

Tito: G-Unit delivers an irish whip sending C-Man off into the ropes. C0Man comes back like a powerhouse of the other end though leveling G-Unit with a running clothesline!

Jakes: Damn. That had to hurt.

Tito: Both have a rather 'Strong" style.

Jakes: Tell me about it.

Tito: Well it all started in Japan under the puro style-

"Jakes cuts Tito off."

Jakes: DAMMIT I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES THE SARCASTIC COMMENTS AROUND HERE!

"In the ring C-Man gets on top of G-Unit & begins to deliver mounted right handed blows to the side of the head."

Tito: C-Man has got firm control over things thus far.

"C-Man pulls G-Unit up & quickly hoists G-Unit up & delivering a scoop slam."

Jakes: C-Man runs back off into the ropes & comes back with a leg drop across the throat of G-Unit.

Tito: C-man makes the cover with a lateral press.

"1..... 2..... NO! G-Unit kicks out in time."

Tito: Not quiet over yet.

Jakes: C-Ma pulls G-Unit back up & delivers a vertical suplex!

Tito: A great display of strength by C-Man.

Jakes: C-Man just went outside to the ring & grabs a steel chair from ringside.

Tito: Hardcore time...

"C-Man comes in the ring with the steel but is met with an upper-cut by G-Unit before he can do anything."

Jakes: G's fighting back.

Tito: C-Man comes at him with the chair again but G-Unit delivers a kick to the stomach & drops him down into a jaw breaker causing him to drop the chair & fall back into the corner.

"G-Unit grabs up the steel chair & goes after C-Man who rushes out of the corener towards G-Unit with a lariot but G-Unit ducks & turns around leveling C-Man with the steel chair."

Jakes: OW! G-Unit scrapes C-Man up & lifts him up & drops him down with a military press slam! G-Unit makes the cover.

"1..... 2..... No! C-Man kicks out."

Tito: G-Unit picks C-Man up & throws him to the outside. G-Unit follows & PULLS OUT A TABLE frrom under the ring apron!

Jakes: Uh-Oh...

"G-Unit slides the table into the ring but goes back under the ring apron pulling out a trash can. He waits for C-Man to get up before nailing him across the head with it."

Tito: Down goes C-Man. He's trying to crawl away. Wait. G-Unit just slid back into the ring.

Jakes: He's setting upthe table Tito!

Tito: I noticed & C-Man has just made his way over here at the announce table to catch a breather.

Jakes: I think G-Unit see's that too.

Tito: Here he comes.

"G-Unit slides back outside towards C-Man who suddenly delivers a back elbow to the chin of G-Unit sending him a few steps back."

Jakes: C-Man grabs a cable wire nearby & he wraps it around G-Units throat!

Tito: He might choke him out right here on the floor!

"C-Man brings G-Unit down to both knee's with his eyes rolling into the back of his ead some with his motuth open causing saliva to dribble out some."

Jakes: Oh my God he's gonna kill'em if he does'nt stop with in the next 10 seconds.

Tito: DO SOMETHING REF!

"C-Man finally stops releasing the hold & watches G-Unit fall like a dead bdy foward face first across the floor."

Tito: C-Man has fallen onto the barricade trying to regain himself.

Jakes: Well as far as I'm concerned both of these guys have proven that they can hang in the Ultimate chaos Division.

Tito: That's for damn sure.

Jakes: C-Man rolls G-Unit onto his back & covers him!

"1..... 2..... 3-NO! G-Unit pulls his shoulder of the floor BARELY in time."

Tito: How the...

Jakes: C-Man is'nt wasting anytime & pulls G-Unit up off the floor rolling him into the ring.

Tito: C-Man see's that table now & bashes G-Units skull into it.

"C-Man plays to the fans for the finish."

Tito: C-Man is wasting alot of time here.

Jakes: C-Man hoists G-Unit up! It's time to Cross the T's and dot the I's!!!(Inverted Razor's Edge)

Tito: & he's gonna do it through a table!

Jakes: WAIT!

"G-Unit slips down the back of C-Man."

Tito: Both men turn around!

Jakes: G-Unit delivers a sharp kick to the gut & pick C-Man up for we all know what....

Tito: BALLIN' HARD!!!(Last Ride powerbomb)

"G-UNIT HITS IT CAUSING THE TABLE TO IMPLODE DRIVING C-MAN THROUGH IT!!!!!"

Jakes: Good night C-Man!

Tito: G-Unit lays across hooking the leg with the cover!

"1..... 2..... 3"

Jakes: G-UNIT WINS!!!

Tito: What a match-up. No shame to either man. They both have very bright futures here in TKOW but tonight was G-Unit?s night!

Winner: G-Unit

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Death awaits
Deathwatch vs. Twister

Tito: Moving right along, here's our first look at Deathwatch as she prepares to go one-on-one with TKOW!'s legendary Twister...

The arena goes dark as though on cue and the harsh grating beat of "Severed" by Kittie hits. The Megatron comes alive with a white, doll like mask set against a black background. Little streams of blood begin to pour out of the eyes, nose and mouth of the mask. Suddenly, the mask explodes and images of death, war, destruction, disease...images of dessicated corpses, destroyed buildings, blood, violence, evil death!

Suddenly, a figure drops down from the rafters....a dark black cloak shrouding the lithe female figure it encloses. It flits behind her like wings as the lights strobe and the...thing...makes its way down to the ring. Through the strobes, we see instead of a face and enigmatic mask...an ironic semblance of a child's innocent face. She gets in the ring, and simply stands there without moving.

Playboy: Halloween's here a few weeks early it seems...

The lights dim, the crowd roars...excitement is felt throughout the arena.....a laugh is heard on the pa system, thunder is heard.....silence has now over taken the area, people wonder what will happen next, and all of a sudden...BANG! BANG! BANG! pyros blast off all over the arena, from the roof, entrance, and ring....flames over take the entrance curtain and the lights turn green as a dark figure is standing on the ramp...the lights go up to reveal his shoulder length dreads. his lizard like eyes and his 3 inch long beard that is in a pony tail.....yes....this is the return of Twister. As "unstable" by Adema plays through the arena, Twister smiles and gets in the ring and demands a light....

The bell rings...

Tito: I honestly don't know what to think or expect here...usually I wouldn't be for this sort of match...woman vs. man...

Playboy: That's your mistake Poppi...seeing it as man vs. woman...these are wrestlers...not gender specific...talented individuals who just wanna kick each others butts...

Tito: Well I guess I can see where you're coming from...but still...man vs. woman just doesn't seem right...

Playboy: Wake up Tito...this is 2k3 not the 1920s...equal opportunity asskickin' in the ring...if a woman challenges a man she knows what she's getting into...if he accepts so does he...and make no mistake it was Deathwatch who called out Twister here...

Tito: True...and seeing what sort of things R.J. Dyson is responsible for I for one don't really know if I'd want to be in Twister's shoes tonight...this is an unknown commodity he's going against...

Playboy: Has it ever stopped him before...?

Tito: No...it never has...and I'm sure it never will...

Deathwatch tilts her head staring at Twister...almost studying him...

Playboy: What the hell...

Twister just looks on wondering what's going through that head...

Playboy: Twister you shouldn't be doing that...

Twister moves his face in close to get a hand around his throat...he swings a fast kick connecting...buckling Deathwatch forcing her to lose her grip...

Playboy: That was too dang close...

Tito: I'll say...

Twister runs to the ropes coming back with a high crossbody Deathwatch catches it spins it around dropping it into a tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam...

Tito: Nice reversal...

Twister slides out of Deathwatch's grasp rolling out of the ring...

Tito: And Twister beats a strategic retreat...

Twister grabs a chair...entering the ring...

Playboy: No Twist...you'll get disqualified...

The Ref goes for the chair...Twister pulls it away...

Boot to the chair by Deathwatch...

Twister goes down fast and hard...

Playboy: Dammit...that was the Ref's fault...

Tito: It was Twister who brought the chair into the ring...

Deathwatch stomps Twister down...stradles him delivering mounted punches to his face...

Deathwatch picks Twister up...knee to face...punch to throat...Twister falls to his knees...

Tito: Deathwatch is cutting loose...

Playboy: C'mon Twister...fight back...

Deathwatch grabs Twister's hair with her back mostly to the ref...

Lowblow by Twister on Deathwatch...just out of the Ref's view...Hangman's neckbreaker by Twister...

Tito: That wasn't right...

Playboy: What wasn't...

Tito: You know what I mean...

Playboy: Sorry didn't see anything...

Tito: Twister going for the pin...

Pin attempt by Twister...

1...

Kickout...

Playboy: Not good enough...

Twister locks a sleeper on Deathwatch...

Tito: Sleeper...

Deathwatch grabs Twister's right leg...then his left...stands to her feet...twisting thier bodies she takes Twister into a snapmare-style suplex breaking the hold...

Playboy: Ouch...

Tito: Nice reversal...never saw that one before...Deathwatch is going up...

Deathwatch climbs the turnbuckle waiting on Twister...

Twister get's up a bit dazed...

Playboy: Move Twist Move...

Missile dropkick to Twister...Twister pulls the Ref in the way...the Ref goes down with a sickenning thudd...

Playboy: Twister got himself out of that one...

Tito: He intentionally pulled the Ref in front of himself...

Playboy: He was dazed...he didin't know what he was doing...

Tito: You know dang well he did...

Twister rolls out of the way pulling a singapore cane from under the ring...

Tito: Oh no...the Ref is out...

He swings it at Deathwatch...he misses...

Tito: Thank God he missed...

On second swing Deathwatch catches it...pulls him in DDTing him to the mat...

Tito: Deathwatch has the cane...and the Ref is out...

Playboy: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!...

Deathwatch starts beating him with the Singapore Cane...

Playboy: This isn't right...

Stands between Twister's legs...

Lowblow with the Cane...

Playboy: That definitely ain't right...

A second one...

Playboy holds his crotch in sympathetic pain for Twister...

Deathwatch throws away the cane just as the ref wakes...

The Ref struggles to his feet calling for the bell...

Playboy: That's it Ref disqualify her...

The Ref raises Deathwatch's hand in victory...

Playboy: What the hell Ref...are you blind...didn't you see what she just did to Twist...

Tito: No he didn't...he was unconscious thanks to Twister...remember?

Playboy: Ohhhhhh shitttttt....

Tito: Yup it came right back to bite him on the backside...

Playboy: What's she doing now...

Deathwatch looks at the Ref's hand on hers...wraps her hand around his throat...chokeslam...

Tito: Oh my god...

Playboy: She's not done with him either from the way it looks...

Deathwatch lifts the ref placing his head between her legs...powerbomb...

Tito: Thank god...here comes security...

Security comes out...Deathwatch tears through them...Twister rolls out of the ring making his way slowly to the back...

Tito: Oh my god...

Playboy: She's a monster...at least security gave her the time to let Twist head back to get medical help...

Deathwatch finishes off the last of security before heading off to the back herself...

Tito: Not that much time...looks like she's on the hunt for him...

Playboy: Move twist...move fast...

Winner: Deathwatch

Tito: Next is our only title match of the evening, as Jason Starr defends his Custom title against the crafty, Soulfly.

Bill: This one?s close, but my institution says Soulfly.

Tito: ?Intuition? Bill, ?intuition?.

[TKOW Board]

Custom Championship match
'Iceman' Jason Starr ? vs. Soulfly

"The lights dim over the arena, as dark blue and red lights illuminate the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak.

"The Future is now".

"It's time for you to take notice."

"No defeat, no submission... No Surrender!!!!"

Following the words, the lights return to normal as red and blue fireworks begin to shoot from the floor, while "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, an image of Jason Starr blocking a shot made by Tim Duncan, then Starr sacking an unsuspecting QB during his days as a linebacker at Alabama, as gold pyro shoots through the rafters. A few seconds later, Starr appears in the smoke, with his singapore cane raised in the air. He then bashes himself in the head repeatedly with the cane, working himself up to a frenzy before dashing down to the ring. Upon his arrival, he escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points the cane in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before slinking in to the corner to await his opponent."

Tito: There's the Custom champion, Jason Starr.

Jakes: & here comes the challenger.

"The lights in the arena dim to darkness??..?Oxy Cotton? by Lil? Wyte with Lord Infamous and Crunchy Blac begins playing throughout the arena, as the khaostron begins showing various drugs???..marijuana plants, cocaine, ecstacy, Oxy Contin, and more

Two bright green spotlights begin circling the arena in opposite directions as the verse kicks in

Lil Wyte:
Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to git fool
5th to Crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rolls
Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged
Oxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange
Watch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from Texas
She wanna git up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing

the lights stop together on the entrance ramp, where Soulfly stands with his arms spread out in his infamous taunt, Miranda walks up behind, the two walk down the ramp

Lil Wyte:
'Bout now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me
15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees
Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me
Take another Lortab to call me down and let me see
Body be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the pain
No more bitching 'bout your day and work and driving in the rain

Fly gets on the apron and pulls apart the ropes so that Miranda can bend over to enter the ring, putting her ass in Flys face

Lil Wyte:
Put up wit' the fussing and discussion - I plant in your brain
Hypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veins
Take a chill pill to slow me down and git back in this game
Gatta be up on ya P's and Q's to even feel it mane

Fly and Miranda play to the crowd in the ring, one spotlight on each as the song kicks into the chorus

Lil Wyte:
Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab
Valiums - Morphine - patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane

Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab
Valiums - Morphine - patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane

The green lights disappear, the arena lights come on, fly lights up a joint as he waits on his opponent."

Tito: This won't be pretty...

(BELL RINGS)

"Both men put away their calm extreriors & rush like pitbulls at eachother & begins exchanging blows in the center of the ring!"

Tito: BOTH MEN ARE CLAWING INTO EACHOTHER!!!!

Jakes: They just stopped exchanging blows & now they're in eachothers face!

Tito: THEY LOCK UP! Soulfly & Jason Starr are'nt getting the better of either one of themselves!

"Soulfly suddenly begins to win the battle by pushing Jason Starr back!"

Jakes: Soulfly's pushing hard.

Tito: Jason Starr is pushing back.

Jakes: Now Jason Starr has the advantage.

"Both men push away from eachother giving a staredown again."

Tito: What happens next?

Jakes: Hell if I know.

"Soulfly throws a right hand at Jason Starr who blocks it & nails his own stunning Soulfly."

Tito: A Hard shot by Jason Starr!

Jakes: Soulfly fires another one! Jason Starr blocks it & hits another right hand to Soulfly!

"Jason Starr fires off another one & hits 5 more backing Soulfly into the corner!"

Tito: Jason Starr has Soulfly reeling! Jason Starr irish whips Soulfly out of the corner sending him out of the corner to the opposite end!

"Jason Starr follows it up running across the ring hitting a huge clothesline to Soulfly into the corner knocking him silly."

Jakes: The Iceman is on FIRE here tonight!

"Jason Starr comes back out of the corner leaving a still dazed Soulfly in there."

Tito: Now what's Jason Starr going to do?

"Jason Starr raises his right arm to the fans signaling for another clothesline in the corner to Soulfly."

Jakes: Uh oh.

Tito: Jason Starr charges across the ring once more towards Soulfly with a clothesline!

"Soulfly rushes out of the corner & ducks the clothesline."

Jakes: Jason Starr misses!

Tito: Both men turn around & Soulfly goes for a short arm clothesline but Jason Starr ducks. Both men turn around again & hits a dropkick to Soulfly knocking him back into the corner!

"Jason Starr immediately gets up & charges in hitting the clothesline once again!"

Tito: Jason Starr connects with it anyways!

"Jason Starr pulls Soulfly out of the corner by his har causing him to stumbe back to the center of the ring."

Jakes: Jason Starr hoists Soulfly up & drops him down into a scoop slam.

"Jason Starr runs off into the ropes & comes back connecting with a high knee drop onto the face of Soulfly."

Tito: Jason Starr makes the cover!

"1..... 2..... No! Soulfly kicks out."

Jakes: Soulfly kicks out.

Tito: Jason Starr pullsSoulfly back up & keeps Soulfly up hitting right forearms directly to the side of Soulflys head backing him back into the ropes.

"Jason Starr goes for an irish whip but Soulfly reverses it sending Jason Starr off into the ropes & catches him with a reverse elbow on the way back knocking him down to the mat."

Tito: Soulfly covers!

"1..... 2..... No! Jason Starr kicks out."

Jakes: Soulfly pulls Jason Starr up.

Tito: Soulfly hoists Jason Starr up stalling.

"The crowd throws serious heat in the ring as Soulfly stalls more."

Jakes: Soulfly drops Jason Starr down connecting with a vertical suplex!

Tito: Soulfly rolls over on top of Jason Starr with the cover.

"1..... 2..... NO! Jason Starr kicks out in time."

Jakes: Soulfly pulls Jason Starr up.

"Soulfly pulls Jason Starr over near the corner & picks Jason Starr up planting him with a scoop slam."

Tito: Soulfly's going for something...

Jakes: He's wasting time playing to the fans too much though.

Tito: Especially for someone who is'nt getting any cheers.

"The crowd throws huge heat at Soulfly as he climbs to the top rope."

Jakes: Wait! Jason Starr is up & hits Soulfly at the top rope.

Tito: Jason Starr climbs up to the middle rop.

"Jason Starr hits an armdrag onto Soulfly off of & from the middle rope sending him back to the center of the ring."

Jakes: WHOA!

Tito: Soulfly is down & Jason Starr is up in the corner.

"Soulfly stumbles up to a vertical base only to turn around into a GORE from Jason Starr exploding out of the corner!"

Jakes: DAMN!

Tito: Jason Starr makes the cover!

"1..... 2..... 3-NO! Soulfly kicks out!"

Tito: Jason Starr pulls Soulfly back up & tries for a vertical suplex.

"Soulfly lands on his feet & turns around hitting a double leg takedown."

Jakes: TREE OF PAIN TIME!

"Soulfly gets Jay half-way turned over until Jay rolls backwards bringing Soulfly into an inside cradle!"

Tito: 1-2-3!!! Jason Starr retains!

Jakes: HE BEAT'EM AGAIN!!!

Tito: JASON RETAINS!

"Jason Starr slides out of the ring onto the rampway with his belt & looks back at an infuriated Soulfly in the ring.

Tito: My God this is far from over.

Winner and still Custom Champion: Jason Starr

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: Interesting.

Bill: What?

Tito: I just got word Soulfly is no longer upset. Something about his night being far from over. I wonder what that means.

Bill: Hmmm.

Tito: Oh well, we need to move on. More specifically, we need to move onto David Rave and Colin.

Bill: Don?t forget about Melvin on the outside.

Tito: How could I?

Special Treat: Non-Title Match
David Rave vs Colin
Special Ringside Enforcer: 'Superfly' Nathan Melvin

Wherever i may Roam by Metallica hits with the arena darkening & blue strobe lights circling the ring as Melvin comes out & makes his way to the ring posing on one of the corners.

Tito: Well here comes the guest ringside enforcer...after the match last week at HV I don't think there's any love lost between Melvin and Rave and noone knows what's goin'on between Rave and Colin...

Playboy: I'm sure we'll find out soon...

A huge pyro goes off while smoke in coming up from the ramp. Another fires and the smoke disappears immediately. 2 Lions by Dis Harmony plays as Colin and Rei walk down the ramp hand and hand. Rei and Colin slide into the ring. Rei gives a pose and Colin heads for the top rope and gives the Jimmy Snuka sign and back flips off and lands on his feet. One last pyro goes off the turnbuckle when he lands.

Tito: Well that makes 2/3rds of the involved parties...

A hard beat pulsates through out the arena's sound system. All of a sudden, an electronic voice is heard, "When it's time to party, we will party hard!" Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" starts to blare over the loud speaker as purple and blue strobe lights pulsate through the arena. David Rave comes out doing a rave-type dance before he quickly runs down to the ring and holds his arms up in an "X" type fashion.

Playboy: And there's the final piece in the puzzle...

The bell rings...

Dave Rave walks up to Colin extending his hand in friendship...

Playboy: What the hell...

Colin smiles with a tear in his eye...takes Rave's hand shaking it...

The audience roars in appreciation...

Both men embrace in friendship...

Playboy: What the hell is all this...

Tito: It's something you wouldn't understand Bill...it's friendship...

Colin hits the wave on Dave Rave...pin...

1...

2...

Dave kicks out...

Playboy: No Poppi it's called taking advantage of a vulnerability...hehe...

Tito: Colin shouldn't have done that...he's beginning to tick off Dave Rave...

Dave Rave gets to his feet looking on first in astonishment...then in anger...as Colin just nods to him...

Colin runs off the ropes behind him...Rave does the same on the opposite ropes...both men attempt mid-air armdrags sending each other sliding outside the ropes to the outside...

Tito: Truly a case of student/teacher there...both men seem to know each others repetoire's inside and out...

Both men jump up onto the apron slingshotting themselves onto the top rope and into the ring with crossbodies...both men hit and fall to thier knees...

Playboy: You're definitely right Poppi...it's like a mirror image in that ring...

The audience applaudes...

Both men begin nodding thier heads...both stand...

Both men hit opposite ropes...

Leapfrog by Rave...

Slide under by Colin...

Slide under by Rave...

Leapfrog by Colin...

Armdrag by Colin...

Reversal by Rave...

Reversal by Colin...

Reversal by Rave sending Colin over the ropes to the concrete below...

Playboy: Nice exchange...

Colin begins to get up...

Dave Rave runs up the turnbuckle using the ropes as a springboard reversing direction...

Bulldog onto Colin on the concrete...both men are down...

Playboy: Holy shit...

The audience chants T-KOW...T-KOW...T-KOW...

Dave gets back up to his feet...grabbing Colin sliding him into the ring...he grabs a chair sliding it in...

Playboy: No Rave that's not allowed...this ain't TLC...this is one-on-one...

Nathan Melvin rolls in getting in Rave's face...

Playboy: Uh oh I saw this one coming...payback time...

Tito: Looks to me like Nathan Melvin is just doing his job...

Dave open's the chair placing it in the center of the ring...running to the opposite ropes he runs up the chair gaining height delivering a 450 leg drop across Colin's throat...

Dave goes for the pin...

1...

No...kickout...

Hooks the leg...

1...

Colin kicks out again...

Rave grabs the chair and Melvin yanks it out of his hand...tossing it outside...climbing out of the ring himself watching Dave Rave...

Playboy: I told you Tito...something's gonna happen here...

Tito: So far Nathan Melvin hasn't done anything that isn't in his job description...

Colin rolls up Rave from behind holding the ropes behind the Ref's back...

1...

2...

The Ref notices Colin's hand kicking it free to break the pin...

Dave Rave reverses the roll...

Inside cradle pin on Colin...

1...

2...

Colin kicks out...rolling out of the ring...

Playboy: That was outta line...that ref almost cost Colin the match...

Tito: It was his own fault for trying to cheat in the first place...

Playboy: Not trying to cheat...just getting caught...

Dave Rave steps back making room for Colin to re-enter...

Colin re-enters the ring...both men test the waters working on a lock-up...

Leg sweep by Colin...hop over by Rave...

Colin turns the sweep into an SSP...Dave pulls back but is still caught partially sening him back into the ropes...

As Dave Rave Ricochets off the ropes Colin hit's him with a snap DDT...

Colin rolls him over for the pin...

1...

2...

Shoulder-up by Rave...

Colin springs up onto the turnbuckle...

450 SSP on Rave...

Colin goes for the pin...

1...

2...

Foot on the ropes...

Colin gets up...

Springs up on the turnbuckle once more...

450 Legdrop...

Rave rolls out of the way...

Rave struggles to his feet...as does Colin...

Tito: Good lord are these two fast...

Playboy: I'll say...it felt like I was watching a car chase in FF...

Rave chops Colin...Colin chops Dave back...

The chops continue back and forth eventually turning into clenched fists...

Nathan Melvin climbs onto the apron grabbing Rave's fist holding it back...Rave turns to him...

Playboy: Way to go Melvin...that's the way of getting even with Rave...

Tito: No Bill he's not trying to screw him...he's just doing his job...clenched fists are illegal

Neckbreaker by Colin...

Nathan Melvin hops down from the apron...

Colin lifts Dave up setting him up...

Reverse Twist of Fate...

Pin on Dave...

1...

2...

Foot on the ropes...

Colin scoops Dave up...Dave holds on...small package on Colin...

1...

2...

Kickout...

Playboy: The kid could win this...

Tito: There never was any doubt in my mind about that...

Colin rolls out of the ring...

Dave follows...

Colin slides back in...

Dave gets up onto the apron...grabs Colin's hair spinning him around...

Stunner on the top rope...

Colin's body flies to the center of the ring...

Nathan Melvin get's into Raves face...both men argue...

Tito: Now what's this all about...

Playboy: Just like you've been saying...a toprope clothesline is illegal...Melvin's just setting Rave straight...

Rave pushes Melvin away reaching under the ring...

Playboy: Don't screw with the enforcer Rave...it's a cardinal rule...

Rave pulls out a long ladder setting it up beside the ring...

He begins to climb...

Melvin grabs Rave's leg trying to stop him from climbing...

Rave gives Melvin a boot to the face knocking him to the ground...

Playboy: That was uncalled for...that punk booted Nathan...

Tito: It was out of line...

Rave continues his climb to the top...

As he reaches the top Melvin get's up angrily...pushing the ladder over...

Dave Rave sails into the audience...hitting hard...

Playboy: Holy shit...

Tito: Well there's the answer...Nathan Melvin may have just cost Dave Rave the match...

Playboy: Tito...it was a valid response though..Rave just attacked Melvin...

Tito: I'm sorry to say I can't argue with you there...Dave may have just cost himself the match...

The Ref begins to count...

1...

2...

3...

4...

Rave is up...

5...

6...

Rave is over the barrier...

Tito: Rave just may make it back in time...it's gonna be close...

7...

8...

Rave is at ringside...Colin is up...

Colin runs to the far ropes...

9...

Rave is on the apron...with a foot in the ropes...

Dropkick by Colin sending Rave head first into the steel guardrail...breaking the count in the process...

Colin climbs the top turnbuckle...

Playboy: No way...Rave ain't moving and I have a feeling we know what's comin' next...

Grimtooth to the concrete...

Dave rolls under the ring...

Colin hits hard...

Playboy: How the hell did Rave get outta that one...

Dave rolls inside...

Climbs the toprope...

Playboy: He wouldn't...he can't be that suicidal...

XTC to Colin on the concrete...

Tito: HE HIT IT!!! HE HIT THE X-T-C!!!!

Dave rolls Colin into the ring...

Lifts him up onto the turnbuckle...setting him up for a move we're very familiar with...pointing to the concrete...

Playboy: He is crazy!!!! What's he trying to do kill them both!!!!!

Nathan Melvin gets in his way...blocking his path...

Dave's face turns red as we hear him say two words to himself..."FUCK IT!!!"

Playboy: Oh shit!!!!

Tito: Oh shit indeed!!!

Straight Edge on Colin onto Nathan Melvin onto the concrete...

All three men are down...

Dave gets up from the top of the pile rolling Colin into the ring...

Nathan Melvin gets up grabs Dave Rave spinning him around and both men start trading punches...

Colin gets to his feet...

Slides out of the ring behind Dave Rave grabbing a chair from the crowd...

Tito: What's Colin doing...?

Playboy: Costing himself the match if he's not careful!!!

Chairshot to the back of Rave's head knocking him out cold...

The Ref calls for the bell...

Tito: How come I just knew tempers would determine the outcome of this match...

Playboy: Not tempers Tito...look in Colin's eyes...they're colder...more calculated...

Melvin steps back as Colin slides Rave into the ring...

Colin cocks the chair...

The Ref gets in the way...

Chairshot to the Ref...

Tito: Good lord you're right Bill...he didn't even blink...

Playboy: He was never interested in the win Tito...it's obvious now...he wants Rave's head...what the hell did he do to this kid to make him wanna hurt him this bad...

Tito: I'm betting nothing Bill...nothing at all...

As Colin prepares to take the chair to the head of the almost unconscious Rave Nathan Melvin slides into the ring grabbing the chair out of Colin's hands...

Tito: I can't believe it...Nathan Melvin just saved Dave Rave from a face worse than death...

Playboy: No...most likely death with the look in Colin's eyes...

Colin slides out of the ring backing up to the back...

Dave Rave gets up to his feet...sees the chair in Nathan Melvin's hands...

Tito: Rave's up...thanks to Nathan Melvin...

Playboy: Not in Rave's eyes...

Nathan turns around...

Dave Rave dropkicks the chair into Nathan Melvin's face...stunning him...

Tito: What the hell was that for...Dave...Nathan just saved your ass...

Playboy: Put yourself in Rave's shoes...you get sent flying into the audience off a ladder...jumped at ringside...then see the guy standing over you with a chair...what would you do?

Tito: Most likely the same...

Playboy: That's right...

Rave spits on Melvin and exits the ring...

Colin smirks as he exits to the back...

Playboy: That kid has changed...and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

Tito: It's a bad thing...

Playboy: Not if it get's him the gold it ain't...

Dave Rave heads to the back...

Nathan Melvin gets up...

Hops outside and grabs a microphone...

Nathan Melvin: Rave...at Halloween Hijinx I'll have your title...tonight...I'll settle for your ass...

Nathan grabs the chair and heads to the back after Rave...

Tito: This is far from over...

Playboy: Over Tito...?...This has just begun...

Winner by DQ: Dave Rave

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: Well folks, it is now time for our ma? not again!

The Intro of ?Mr. Crowley? by Ozzy Osbourne begins playing as the lights in the arena fade instantly to black

the ring becomes illuminated with a bright green light, the same shade of light lights up the entrance ramp and the entrance area

4 cloaked figures emerge from the back, the each carry a set of candles in their hand, two of them place their candles on either side of the start of the entranceway, the other 2 begin walking side by side to the ring as the other two follow suite behind them

from the back emerge Michael and an enormous man, around 8 feet tall and 600+ pounds, they are on either side of Geisha, each holder her up in the air so that her feet are off the ground, she is wearing a white satin dress

Tito: that?s Soulflys brother and his trainer, I wonder what they?re going to do to Geisha

Bill: hopefully strip her down in the ring

Tito: bill, this girl has endured who knows what since Soulfly kidnapped her earlier this week, try to some some compassion instead of hormones

Bill: Eat me Tito

From the rafters an enourmous Soulfly logo lowers to the ring, in the entranceway step Josh and Miranda each holding an arm of a horrible looking Kasumi, she looks as if she has been through hell, behind them walks a tall cloaked figure, carrying what appears to be a green bong in his hands

The figures all walk into the ring, by now Geisha has had her hands tied above her head on the right side of the symbol, Kasumi is lead to the left side and her hands are tied as well, the candles have been placed on either side of the girls and the druids walks out of the ring and gather around it as the begin singing Wican tunes

Josh and the trainer stand beside the girls as Miranda and Michael stand behind the cloaked figure, Miranda walks up to him, and removes the hood, revealing the figure to be Soulfly, she takes a mic and holds it so that Fly can speak into it

Fly: ?We are gathered here today to celebrate the beginning of the end of Icarus Evangeline and ?The Iceman? Jason Starr, tonight a part of them will die in this very ring, both were once on peaceful terms with me, but both of them have stabbed me in the back and have brought their demise upon themselves?

Fly and Miranda walk towards the girls they stop right in front of them

Fly: ?Tonight the biggest and most importanat thigns in Jason and Icarus?s lives will be taken away from them, the precious joy that they both were graced with, shall be viciously yanked away from them?

Fly pulls out a long knife, Kasumi?s eyes widen and Geisha begins screaming, fly laughs

Fly: ?Scream all you want, noone is going to save you, I have hired guns guarding the entranceway so that Jason, Icarus, and The Firm can?t come out until the deed is done, now lets begin shall we?

Josh comes forth and kneels down beside Geisha, he takes her right leg and holds it into the air, Fly takes his knife and slowly cuts her along the leg, she screams louder than ever and trys to kick away but Josh?s grip is too strong, Fly take sthe bong and lets the blood run into it, finally he pulls away

He stands up and Josh moves back to his spot, fly walks to Kasumi, he smiles as he looks at her

Fly: ?you chose to join Icarus when he was in the middle of a heated battle with me, so your suffering shall be worse?

the trainer goes down and lifts up her leg

Fly: ?Psycho no, she gets it worse?

The trainer stands back in confusion, Fly lifts her shirt up revealing her stomach, Kasumi?s motherly instincts kick in and she begins kicking screaming and twisting around

Fly: ?restrain her??.NOW!!!!?

Josh, The trainer, and Michael rush forward and together they force Kasumi into a still position, Fly takes the knife and cuts along her stomach, tears feel Kasumi?s eyes as she is helpless to stop whats happening, again Fly puts the bong up to the cut, and allows blood to enter, he steps back as enough blood has entered, he whispers to Kasumi

Fly: ?Don?t worry, it wont die till after you?ve died?

Fly steps into the center of the ring

Fly: ?I need the special herb?

He looks back at Miranda who hands Fly something small and a dark shade of green, fly puts it into the bowlpiece sticking out on the side of the bong, fly takes a lighter, and hits the bong, as the smoke fills up and enters his mouth, fly falls to the ground in a coughing fit

Josh: ?damn, that stuff must be the bomb, Fly hasn?t coughed like that since the 7th grade?

Fly puts the bong down and stands, he coughs as he?s doing so

Fly shakes his head in disbelief and grabs his head

Fly: ?Damn?

Fly walks back over towards them, he stops at Kasuim

Fly: ?and now that the necessary preparations have been made, now its time for the finale?

Fly picks his knife up off the mat, he is seizing up Kasumi, and at the very moment that Fly is about to stab it into Kasumi?s heart, Icarus comes out of the crowd, rolls into the ring and spears Fly, he begins punching Fly in the face, Josh and Michael begin stomping away at Icarus, until they have the upper hand, Fly gets to his feet and gives Michael a hand motion, Michael picks icarus up into a military press, Fly rusn into the ropes and comes back in, hitting a neckbreaker on Icarus as Michael drops him

Tito: Oh my god, what a move

Bill: Seasons In the Abyss!!!! Icarus is out!!!!

Fly and Michael stand over Icarus, they start to laugh as the crowd lets out an enourmous pop, Jason Starr emerges from the crowd with a wooden baseball bat, he slides in the ring and swings the bat nailing Soulfly across the back, casuing Fly to hit the deck

Tito: another home run for Jason Starr!!!

Starr hits Fly with the bat, meanwhile Miranda and the Trainer untie Kasumi and Geisha and begin taking them to the back

Bill: looks like Flys plans have soured

Jason stops his assault on Soulfly when he sees Michael walking towards him, Jason goes to hit Michael with the bat, but Michael slings out his machetet, and drives it into the bat, preventing starr from hitting him with the bat

Jason looks at his bat, then at Michael as Michael kicks Jason in the gut , Jason drosp the bat, and drops down a bit as Michael and now josh begin double teaming starr, again the crowd pops as David Rave comes running down the ramp, he slides in the ring, Michael sees Dave and comes at him, Dave lures him in. as michale lunges at Rave, he sidesteps him and throws him outside the ring, Dave turns to see his brother in a sharpshooter by Josh who has his back turned to Rave

David sees the pain in his brothers eyes as he reaches for his bat, grimicing in pain, Dave picks up the bat, he lifts it over his head to hit Josh in the back and break the hold???.

Nathan Melvin has run down the ramp and grabs the bat from above Daves head, Dave turns around and Melvin guts Dave with the bat, grabs him by the head and throws Dave outside the ring, where Michael is now to his feet, he picks Rave up and grabs him by the throat, Melvin begins laughing as he see?s whats about to happen to Dave, he doesn?t see a bloodied Soulfly stumbling to his feet, seeing Melvin holding the bat that he was hit with from behind

Melvin turns laughing???.right into a Stunner, fly stands up and looks at Michael who is chokeslaming Rave, Fly laughs himself, not seeing that Icarus has also gotten to his feet, and picked up the bat which has rolled to his feet, he swings and hits josh in the back causing him to relinguish the hold on a now unconscious Starr

Fly turns into a swing into the face, sending him back to the ground, Michael grabs the ropes and pulls himself into the ring, Icarus slides out the back and into the crowd

Michael assist Fly to a kneeling position, Fly look out at Icarus with blood dripping down his face as he looks intently and angrily at the madman

Tito: Wow.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: K, before we get to our main event, I hear Muffy is standing backstage with Fear. Muffy, take it away!

Muffy: Thanks, Tito. Im here with TKOW! Co-owner, Jackson Fear.
Fear, you are just moments away from your match with Onslaught. Not only is this your first actual match in months, it?s an Inferno match. Your thoughts?

Fear: Muffy, let me make myself very clear. Wrestling is like riding a bike; once you learn how, you never forget. I may not be as active in the ring as in the past, but make no mistake about it; I am still the greatest superstar to ever set foot in a TKOW! ring. Onslaught, you think you?re a big man challenging me. Well pal, by the end of tonight, you?re gonna be just like your brother? on the sidelines!

Tito: Wow, strong words there from Fear.

Bill: What do you expect? Onslaught better be ready, cause he?s set to be burned tonight.

Tito: Maybe. We?ll see after this, our final break.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: You know, given the night it?s been, maybe it?s fitting it end in a blaze of fire? literally.

Bill: Oh, it will my friend, for Slaught.

Onslaught vs Jackson Fear (Inferno Match)

?Back in Black? blares over the sound system, as the leader of the Psycho Thrillers makes his way down to the ramp. A circle of fire surrounds the ring.

Bill: There?s man who?s ready to fight.

Tito: Just quickly to go over the rules. The first man to set any part of his opponent ablaze will be declared the winner. Staff is waiting by ready to extinguish whomever it is that gets lit up tonight.

Fear hops over the flames and into the ring as the lights go out. When they reappear, Onslaught stands in front of the fire.

Tito: Holy Jesus! If I were Fear I?d be trying to end this as quickly as possible.

Bill: Wait, Fear?s got a mic.

Fear: Listen you sick freak! There?s no friggin? way I?m fighting you tonight!

*Crowd boos loudly and jeers are heard*

Fear: Unless?

Tito: I don?t like where this is going.

Fear: It would do me more pleasure than you could imagine to fire your ass right now. Unfortunately, because of some bogus shit in your contract, I can?t do that.

*Crowd cheers*

Fear: So here?s the deal: I?ll give you a chance to help out your little brother, if you give me the same opportunity to fire your ass! It?s simple. You win *laughs* and Gideon is reinstated. I win, and you both are gone for good! What?dya say you twisted pile of shit?!

Slaught climbs into the ring and goes face-to-face with Jackson. He slowly nods before clotheslining him out of his boots.

Tito: I guess that?s a ?yes?!

Bill: Cheapshot, Poppi! That?s a cheapshot.

Slaught goes to work on his 6?7? adversary with a serious of boots to the ribs, followed up with a hard kick to chin.

Bill: He won?t even let him up. What a jackass!

Slaught continues the attack before he?s struck with a low-blow, grounding the big man. Fear then pounces on him, like a tiger attacking his prey, with a melee of rights and lefts. Fear jumps up and tries to push his hefty opponent through the bottom rope, but Slaught is just too strong and quickly gets back to a vertical basis. Fear spits in the weird one?s face before hightailing it out of the ring. He?s trapped quickly though by the circle of fire which has now risen up above jumping height. Slaught just laughs at the boss before going out after him. Fear tries everything to block his path, including throwing the ringsteps in his way. Slaught goes around them though and is met with a strong forearm to the face. Slaught teaters back, eerily close to the fire.

Bill: This match is unfair. Fire?s Slaughts best friend for God sakes.

Fear goes for a big boot but it?s ducked, and instead feels a judo chop to the stomach. He grabs his mid-section as he falls to the ground.

Tito: Looks like Fear just got the wind knocked out of him.

Slaught goes to pick him up and is met with a poke to the eyes and a DDT to the floor.

Bill: Ha! Fear was playing possum ? brilliant!

Fear then sends his opponent smack dab into the steel ring post before charging quickly with a chopblock. He rolls the martial arts expert back into the ring while taunting the crowd.

Bill: Pfft! Bunch of Canadians, who do they think they are?

Tito: They did burn down the white house in 1812, Bill.

Bill: Um, concentrate on the match, Tito.

Fear backs Slaught into a corner before running at him with a Samoan splash. He catches nothing but air for his trouble. Bad enough, he walks directly into a high kick to the chopper.

Tito: Ouch! Fear?s busted open fter that.

Bill: Oh, Slaught?s just asking for it.

Slaught drops a knee across the throat causing Fear to start coughing up blood-covered mucus. A Brazilian kick to the kisser next sends Fear almost vomiting.

Bill: Someone help him!

Almost on cue, the TV champ and fellow Psycho Thriller member, Samhain saunters out down the ramp, complete with chair in hand. He taunts Slaught out of the ring giving Fear some time to recouperate. The two warriors, separated only by a rising flame, begin to jaw-jack as Fear slides out behind. Fear lunges to shove his opponent into the fire, but Slaught sidesteps him and leaves a wobbly Fear only inches away from the flames.

Bill: Good God, stop the match! That?s our boss out there!

Bill Jakes leaves the announce booth and starts whaling his arms for Slaught to stop. It obviously has no effect, as Onslaught picks Fear up for what looks like a powerslam. Samhain, in a last ditch effort, throws the chair through the fire, but it only makes things worse, connecting with Fear?s skull.

Tito: This is not looking good at all.

The referee calls for some reason, as Slaught gradually relinquishes his hold on Fear.

Tito: Thank God! I think we finally got some reason here.

Instead however, Slaught picks Fear up again and?

WHAM!

Tito: NOOOOOOOOOO! Are you out of your mind?!

SPINEBUSTER INTO THE FLAMES!

Tito leaves the booth too as staff frantically try to put the fire out. Paramedics rush out as the TKOW! logo flashes on the screen.