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(Fireworks shoot off as the sold out crowd in Grand Rapids is on their feet.. Several signs are in the air, reading SCW WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAY, ?I?M WITH STUPID?, and ?MARTIN FEARS BIG BEN?. The camera fades to the announcing team of Playboy Bill Jakes and Tito Poppi.)

Tito: We are live in Grand Rapids, Michigan, with the first ever Southern Cross Wrestling show, Aggressive Behaviour! It is here where we will see some names from the past and perhaps the TKOW stars of the future.. You never know which one of these individuals will move up to the next level and possibly become a future champion!

Bill: Blah Blah.. Whatever Tito.. You better thank whoever?s running this joint for paying us time and half, otherwise, there?s no way in hell I?d waste my time with this minor league shit.

Tito: And until you get in the squared circle yourself Playboy, you?re opinion is useless..

Bill: And until you date someone, other than your mom or 15 year olds, you?re opinion is irrelevent.

Tito: Tonight, we will see several future stars, and several players of the past.. It also marks the TKOW debut of former WWE superstar Rick Dushae! Bill, I?ve seen this kid before and let me tell you, the TKOW got themselves a real steal.. This guy has beaten the best of them.. Randy Orton, Batista, Garrison Cade.. He?s beaten them all!

Bill: Uh huh, and he?s wrestling for this scrubby ass minor league system of an organization.. I think he?s full of crap myself.

Tito: Well, whatever your opinion may be, keep it to yourself, because we have our first match forthcoming..


(Bubba Driver is seen standing in the ring anxiously waiting.. Suddenly, the lights dim.)

Bill: Wellp.. Shows over.. The cheap sons of bitches didn?t pay the electric bill.. No loss, I didn?t want to see that fat bastard Bubba Driver anyhow.

(Suddenly, the lights flicker on as the camera quickly zooms to the Khaostron, which reads **VIRUS WARNING** on it.. The lights shoot back on, as outside of the ring where a guy with the word VENOM on his pants is getting the shit kicked out of him by a man in all black.)

Tito: What the hell.. Or should I say WHO the Hell is this??

Bill: I dunno Tito.. I mean, at MegaBowl, we DID have a fan kick the shit out of Green Weasel. Maybe the cheap bastards who own this place should hire more security..

(The man scoops up Venom and drops him in a double underhook piledriver. As he looks up, the word ETERNITY flashes on the Khaostron)

Tito: Wait a damn minute.. I know who that is now!! It?s the Australian sensation, Eternity!!

Bill: Good to see those reading lessons paid off for you Tito.. I know my money is going to good use.

Tito: What the hell does Eternity have against Venom??

Bill: Maybe Eternity doesn?t like the X Men..
(Eternity grabs Venom by the back of the head and slams him in to the ringside barrier, sending a crunching sound.)

Tito: My God, Eternity may have broken his damn shoulder!

Bill: Good.. One less scrub I have to report about.

(Eternity rolls Venom in to the ring, where Bubba Driver is waiting. Eternity quickly jumps the barrier and makes his way through the crowd. Bubba stands watching over Venom.)

Bill: Cover him dumbass.. I know your not used to winning matches, but here?s your shot..

(Bubba hurls his 400 pound frame off the ropes and comes crashing down in a body press on to Venom. He hooks his leg.)

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Bill: Ha Ha!!!!

Tito: Bubba Driver picks up a victory over Venom here in the opening match of Aggressive Behaviour! I have to classify this as an upset Tito.

Bill: Upset?? Your kidding right?? I mean, after all Bubba Driver hasn?t won anything since he won the Porky Pig Lookalike contest, which netted him a date with his sister at the West Virginia State Fair 20 years ago. Venom?s supposed to be a top notch athlete.. Guess not..

Tito: Well, we seen an attack by Eternity, and a Bubba Driver victory.. What a way to start off Aggressive Behaviour, live in Grand Rapids! When we come back, much much more hard hitting action of the Southern Cross Wrestling! Stay tuned!

(Commercial Break)

Tito: Folks, we?re back.. Up next, in action is Vulcan!

Bill: Ohh boy.. Captain Fucking Spock is going to wrestle!!

Tito: You a fan?

Bill: Hell no, Star Trek sucks..

Tito: Vulcan and Adam Guy both in the squared circle here in Grand Rapids, and ready for action.

(As the referee is checking Adam Guy?s boots for weapons, Vulcan charges and pushes both men back in to the corner with a double drop kick..)

Bill: Beat up Guy Spock.. Not the ref.. Dumbass.

(The ref pulls himself away from the ropes as Vulcan comes towards the fallen body of Guy, and pulls him to his feet. He Irish Whips Guy in to the ropes, however Guy reverses it and charges)

Tito: Guy with some steam!

(Vulcan leapfrogs Guy and hooks him in a small package.)

Tito: Nice move by Vulcan!! And the cover..

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Tito: Guy kicks out at 2.. This one was almost over before it got started.

Bill: I wonder when Chewbacca or R2D2 are going to join the TKOW.

Tito: That?s Star WARS not Star TREK Bill.

Bill: Whatever, both of them suck.. We have this Vulcan clown here. Maybe next they can sign the guy from Reading Rainbow.. Wasn?t he in Star Trek?

Tito: Vulcan now with some momentum after the near fall.. Escalating the ropes.

Bill: Oooh boy.. This outta be good.. The Uranus Drop.

(Vulcan points to the crowd, who cheers as he flys off the ropes and attempts a Frog Splash.. However, Guy moves out of the way at the last second.)

Bill: Ooohhh.. The Force was Strong on that one..

Tito: Vulcan clutching his ribs.. He may have wasted too much time on the turnbuckles..

Bill: Yeah, posing for the crowd.. Dumbass..

Tito: Wait a minute.. Guy now to the top ropes? He jumps.. ALABAMA JAM! Shades of ?Beautiful? Bobby Eaton. This could be it..

(Guy covers

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Tito: And a kickout by Vulcan.. Gonna take more than that to beat Vulcan.

Bill: Yeah.. Maybe Guy should go find Darth Vader for help.

(Guy grabs Vulcan by the head and pulls him underneath his armpit.. Suddenly Vulcan reverses the DDT attempt and suplexes Guy in to a bridge.)

Tito: What a reversal by Vulcan! He?s got the cover..

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Tito: No! Vulcan almost stole a victory here?

(Vulcan quickly jumps to his feet, dragging Guy with him, before dropping him in a reverse DDT.)

Tito: Cover by Vulcan..

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Tito: Not quite.. Vulcan really looking impressive today.
Bill: Maybe this guy was talking to the stars before the match.

Tito: Umm.. That was Scorpina.. She?s long gone from TKOW.

Bill: Yeah.. I remember her.. She used to talk to Uranus.. Then she talked to my..

Tito: Quiet Playboy..

(Vulcan whips Guy in to the turnbuckles, and follows with a bodyblock.. Guy staggers and remains against the ropes as Vulcan climbs the ropes. He looks around as the crowd cheers him.)

Bill: There he goes again.. Do your move dipshit! Don?t worry about these moron fans!

(Suddenly, Guy gives Vulcan a low blow.)

Bill: Oops.. Looks like no nookie from Princess Leah tonight for Vulcan!

(Guy grabs Vulcan and gives him a power bomb from the top ropes. He hooks his legs and puts his feet on the ropes).

Tito: Ref not paying attention.. Guy with the cover?

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Bill: Ahh hah hah hah!!! This is great!!!

Tito: Vulcan got screwed out of a victory!! Vulcan got screwed!!

Bill: Whatever.. All I know is it?s SOJ 2, SCW 0.. Great talent this company is hiring here..

(Camera goes to commercial break, as Vulcan looks pissed in the ring.)


(?Headstrong? by Trapt hits the arena and Rick Dushae comes out to 60% of the people cheering him, but yet not a total cheering crowd. Dushae looks around the crowd, it being hi first match in public appearance for quite some time. Dushae smiles to the crowd before dashing with heavy speed to the ring. Dushae stops right in front of the apron before climbing on it, jumping over the top rope, and doing a muscular pose to show his physique.)

Bill: Oh boy lookie here Tito.. The WWE reject himself, Rick Dushae!

Tito: Being a WWE "reject" is a misnomer..Dushae was one of many MANY talented names that Vince McMahon completely wasted the talents of because he wasn't 7' or built like Arnold.. You can bet your bottom dollar that TKOW and SCW WILL capitalize on his talents and make WWE rue the day they released him.

(Then a generic TKOW theme hits and Nightmare walks out with obvious injuries from his attack from Rick Dushae. Nightmare walks down the ramp slowly as most of the crowd boos him. He rolls into the ring and raises his hand in the air. Rick Dushae smirks as he stares at Nightmare. Nightmare turns around, and the referee rings the bell. Match underway.

The two close in on each other and grapple up, trying to over power one another. Dushae gets the advantage by tripping Nightmare and kicking his hamstring. Nightmare holds his leg for second as he gets up, but is up quickly and goes to punch Dushae. But Dushae ducks and smacks Nightmare in his injured back, making Nightmare hold it as he slowly walks away from Dushae. But Dushae isn?t fooled, and quickly runs up to Nightmare and delivers a backdrop suplex. Nightmare continues to hold his back and Dushae bounces off the ropes. He comes back and delivers a high-jump elbow drop to Nightmare?s back. Nightmare screams in pain as Dushae goes for the cover.

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Tito: What a close call.. Dushae's making this look simple, but Nightmare still is scrappy enough to stay in it.

Bill: Dushae's crappy?? You just touted the guy as the next fucking Thesz just a few minutes ago..

(Dushae gets off Nightmare and picks him up. Dushae Irish Whips Nightmare into he ropes, and Nightmare holds his back. Dushae runs forward and jump clotheslines the both of them over the ropes. Dushae is the first up of both of the combatants, and gets Nightmare up. Dushae seems like he?s about to Irish Whip Nightmare into the steel steps when he pulls back and hits the hammerlock clothesline. Dushae it still holding onto to Nightmare, so he gets Nightmare up and rolls him into the ring. Dushae gets in after and leg drops Nightmare. He once again gets Nightmare up and Irish Whips him into the corner, where the referee happens to be. Nightmare smacks the referee and the ref is down. Nightmare turns around after seeing the ref to receive the Death Defier. Dushae covers Nightmare, but the referee is down. Rick Dushae gets off of Nightmare and goes to the ref. He sees that the referee isn?t moving much, so he tries to revieve the ref. But as he does so, Nightmare goes outside the ring and grabs his Kendo Stick. Dushae has no luck in reviving the referee, so he turns around to get hit in the stomach by Nightmare with his Kendo Stick. Dushae bends over so Nightmare drops the stick, and delivers a Tommyhawk on top of it! Nightmare pins as the referee wakes up.)

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Tito: Dushae kicks out pretty quickly, almost unfazed.. Nightmare just hit this guy with full force, and Dushae responded as though he was being bit by a damn mosquito!

(Nightmare cannot believe it so he argues with the ref. Nightmare is very frustrated and is about to hit the referee when Dushae grabs Nightmare from behind. Dushae lifts Nightmare up in Pump Handle drop position when he delivers The Last Dance in Tinsel Town. Nightmare is in severe pain and is unable to move. Dushae gets Nightmare up and kicks him in the stomach. Dushae then hits the Railroad Kick! The refereee says to Dushae to pin him, but instead Dushae goes to the top rope. Dushae then drops off, and hits The Wreck of the Century!)

Tito: Wreck of the Century!! What an unbeliveable move!!!

Bill: Wonder if he learned that while trying to kiss Vince's ass for his job back..

Tito: Cover..

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Tito: Big victory for Rick Dushae!! What an incredible match!

Bill: Blah.. You'll say that to every match..

Tito: Folks, when we come back, the debut of Karnij!!

Bill: Who?

Tito: We'll be back!

(Commercial Break)

Tito: This next contest outta be a real.. in the words of the fat redneck in the WWE, a real SLOBBER KNOCKER..

Bill: That was funny.. I mean it too.. Not funny in a you?re gay sort of way either.

The train whistle blows and air streams go off as Railroad angrily makes his way to the ring. A look of pure hatred and determination on his face. He quickly calls for a mic upon entering the ring.

Tito: Railroad with something to say.. This outta be good..

Bill: Yeah.. If you can understand it..

Railroad: Karnij, you no good coward, come out here now!

Bill: Whoa!! I understood what he said..

Railroad: Time to end this, here and now! I?m going to make an example out of you. You are NEVER making it into TKO??

(?ENOUGH!? reverberates throughout the arena as it suddenly grows dark. Feuer Frei begins playing and Karnij slowly makes his appearance, walking with a slow and determined purpose towards the ring, microphone in hand. Railroad steps to the far end of the ring as Karnij enters and begins speaking.)

Bill: Damn it? If I wanted to see a debate, I?d watch C-Span..

Tito: Just listen..

Karnij: You are a nobody, Railroad. You aren?t even an obstacle in my path. You say I?m not making it into TKOW, that I?m a no good coward, (Karnij turns away from Railroad and continues) and you say that you are going to make an example out of me. Well, I will take your position?into consideration.?

(And with that, Karnij drops the mike and quickly turns around, kicking and punching Railroad, forcing him to back into the ropes.)

Tito: Karnij raising Carnage so far, unleashing with a flurry of left and rights!! I have a feeling this is going to be a quick one..

(Karnij then Irish Whips Railroad to the opposite ropes and charges for a clothesline. At the last instant he is thwarted with a vicious bicycle kick to the face.)

Bill: Yeah, a quick Railroad victory..

(Railroad straddles the fallen Karnij and begins clubbing him mercilessly about the face.)

Bill: Looks like another SCW reject is about to bite the dust.. Dushae lucked out earlier, now we?re gonna see who really deserves to be in the TKOW..

(The ref jumps in, warning him and begins counting for the DQ. Railroad jumps up, yammering at the ref and takes no notice of Karnij as he gets up and prepares his assault.)

Tito: Better turn around kid..

Bill: Why, so RR can whoop his ass some more??

(Railroad turns and is met with a swift kick to the gut followed by an Irish Whip into the corner. Karnij charges and connects with a hard spear followed by a quick neckbreaker.)

Tito: What an impressive combination by Karnij! The former Army Ranger and CIA agent really seems to be prepared for everything Railroad has to offer here tonight.

(Karnij covers Railroad)

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Railroad just barely got his right shoulder up.. Karnij looking very impressive here tonight!

(Karnij pulls Railroad up and the two exchange blows until Railroad manages to Irish Whip Karnij into the corner. He walks up and begins clubbing Karnij then puts him in a bear hug.)

Bill: Don?t vote your boy the winner just yet Tito. This Railroad is a crafty veteran who eats punks like Karnij for breakfast!

(Karnij appears ready to pass out and the ref lifts his arm&#8230

Bill: Here we go.. Lights out for Karnij!

(The arm stands firm in the air and Karnij opens his eyes, smiling down at Railroad and hits him in the head with his fist.)

Tito: What incredible instincts by Karnij! Left hands in to the head of Railroad! This kid refuses to go down..

(The hold is broken and Railroad attempts a left hook. Karnij ducks and quickly performs a release German Suplex.)

Tito: Big move by Karnij! What impact!! Talk about a momentum changer, you can?t help but believe the winds are now in favor of Karnij!

Bill: Speaking of wind, did you fart?? It fucking stinks up here?

(Both men slowly get up and Karnij quickly counters Railroad?s advances with a leg sweep and puts Railroad into the Wheels of Pain (modified ankle lock).

Tito: Wheels of Pain!!! Wheels of Pain!! Railroad writhing in pain and reaching for the ropes!! This is gonna be it!! There?s no way Railroad gets out of this!!

Bill: Damn Tito, you act like you have money on the match..

(Karnij wrenches on the right ankle of Railroad but he manages to reach the ropes... Karnij pulls back and drags Railroad in to the center of the ring and locks the move on again.. Railroad immediately taps out.)

Tito: Yes!! Railroad taps!! Karnij with a big victory here tonight at Aggressive Behaviour!

Bill: Damn lucky punk?

Tito: Chalk another up for the SCW!! What an impressive showing by both men, but Karnij would not be denied in Grand Rapids! Coming up next, we?ll see Deems battle the nearly 8 foot Trojan King! Stay tuned.

(Commercial Break)

Deems vs. Trojan King
Announcer: Coming to the ring ? The Trojan King.

Trojan King makes his way to the ring as the fans display their hatred for him. He snaps at a few fans before rolling into the ring and stretching as he waits for his opponent.

Announcer: Now coming to the ring ? Deems

The entire area goes black, as flashes of lightning and sounds of thunder muffle the sounds of people begging for mercy. Deems comes out after 5 seconds as Bloodline by Slayer plays. He walks straight towards the ring without wasting any time and stares at Trojan King.

Bill: Deems has been able to get under the skin of Trojan King all week and he even caught the attention of TKOW MegaStar Chief.

Tito: Yeah Bill, now we get to see what Deems can do in the ring against the Trojan King.

As the referee calls for the bell Deems winks at Trojan King which causes the giant to get enraged and charge at Deems. The new comer quickly drop toe holds Trojan king into the nearby ropes and delivers a drop kick to the fallen giants head. Deems runs to the far rope and comes back for a clothesline but is met with a big boot from the Trojan King. Trojan King wastes no time, quickly getting back on the attack and choking Deems with his foot until the official forces him to let go. He picks Deems up and goes to throw him over the top ropes put Deems refuses the hold into a Dragon Sleeper.

Tito: What action Bill, Deems is showing some great potential here grounding the big man with a Dragon Sleeper.

Bill: I like this Deems guy. He should be a major player someday.

As the big man is fading he is able to gauge the eyes of Deems forcing him to relinquish the hold. The Trojan King gets back to his feet and as Deems turns back towards him, he places his hand over Deems? throat and attempts the choke slam. As he lifts his opponent into the air, Deems is able to maneuver his body and lock in the cross face onto the Trojan King. As Trojan King screams in pain Chief makes his way onto the ramp way and makes his way down to the ringside area.

Tito: What is Chief doing at Aggressive Behavior?

Bill: Maybe he has something to say to Deems. Deems did cross into Chief?s family affairs.

Tito: But this is a SCW event and Chief is a TKOW MegaStar.

Bill: Why don?t you go tell him that?
Deems notices Chief walking down the ramp way and removes the hold to confront Chief. As the referee tries to stop Deems from exiting the ring Chief rolls in and delivers a modified The End to the Trojan King. He spits on Trojan King before sliding out of the ring and watching as Deems locks in The Devil?s Crossbow. After trying to struggle out of the hold the Trojan King is forced to tap from the pain. Deems jumps to his feet and stares at Chief. Chief stares back and begins to clap as officials come out to escort him area from the ring side area.

Tito: Why would Chief help Deems?

Bill: I don?t know Tito but I want to get to the bottom of this. Trojan King won?t be happy about this at all.

Tito: Well folks it?s time for our next match.


Wildcat Lynn Brewster vs. Cable

Pyro starts and Cable comes out to incredible pop from the crowd. He gets in the ring and climbs up on the turnbuckle slowly, bruises from Wildcat?s attack of two days ago still very visible. He still getting pops from the crowd.

Tito: And here we go with our next contest!! Cable, the high flying luchador faces off with femme fatale Lynn Brewster!

Bill: Bahh.. Women are meant to be in two places.. In the bedroom and the kitchen.

Tito: We apologize to our female viewers..

Bill: I hope this match is over with quickly, I want to get back up to the TKOW and see some REAL women.. If I wanted to look at amazon chicks, I?d go to Brazil.

Then Symphonic Anarchy starts playing and smoke fills the stage. Wildcat Lynn Brewster comes out and stands there for a second. The crowd starts booing loudly, but she is immune to it. She makes her way down to the ring, and climbs in, walking right up and getting in Cable?s face.

Tito: Playboy, one word to describe this Wildcat Lynn Brewster is.. Intense.. Look at her get up in to Cable?s face.

Bill: You call it intense.. I call it crazy.. She?s been attacking this poor kid at random throughout the week. Takes real balls?

Tito: You mean ovaries..

Bill: Whatever.. Takes real cajones to attack a guy whose twice your size.

(Brewster doesn?t say anything, just staring at Cable.) Cable stares back, and finally pushes Wildcat.

Tito: Well, give him credit Bill, after getting the tar slapped out of him twice this week, at least the kid has guts..

(Brewster takes a step back, then charges at Cable, knocking him to the ground.)
Bill: He may have guts, but he?s not gonna have any bones at this pace.

(Wildcat is on top of Cable, pummeling him with her fists. The ref warns her repeatedly and finally Wildcat gets up, pulling Cable up as well.)

Tito: Brewster?s gonna get herself disqualified if she isn?t careful.

Bill: Tito, I changed my mind.. I actually like chicks that like dominating..

Tito: Bill,please.. There are children watching.

Bill: And I?m sure you have dated half of them Tito.

(Cable is wobbling on his feet, not sure what?s going on. Wildcat Irish whips Cable into the corner, and hits him with a back elbow. She steps forward and Cable falls down. She looks down at him totally disgusted. She walks around the ring, waiting for him to get up.)

Tito: Lynn Brewster is making this look incredibly easy. Cable, although his win-loss record may not show it, has been in several high profiled and publicized matches in Mexico.

Bill: *Snores*

Tito: Bill?

Bill: **Snores** Uhh hi!!

Tito: What the hell are you doing falling asleep during a live show??

Bill: Oh sorry.. It?s just bad enough that we have to watch skinny bastards like Jason Starr every week, now we have a weekly show where one gets thrown around by a woman..

(Cable gets to his feet, and when Wildcat turns around he hits her with a drop kick. Wildcat stumbles, caught totally off guard, so Cable goes for second drop kick)

Tito: Cable with an offensive flurry here.. Perhaps he may regain some momentum, and pull off his first TKOW victory!!

(Wildcat sees this one coming and ducks, and Cable gets hung up in the ropes temporarily.)

Bill: Or not.. That didn?t last long.

(Wildcat waits as he untangles himself and then she charges him and hits the belly to belly suplex. She immediately gets up, but Cable is barely moving.)

Tito: What an impressive move by Lynn Brewster!!

(She kicks him a few times, then rolls him over, and locks on the sharpshooter. She sits down, and has it totally locked in, but Cable is refusing to give in. He slowly makes his way to the ropes, and just as he gets there.....Wildcat drags him back to the middle of the ring.)

Tito: Sharpshooter by Lynn Brewster!! Shades of Bret ?The Hitman? Hart, and this has GOT to be it.. Cable raises his hand.. He?s gonna tap out here.. I know it! Wait.. Cable fighting it off.. This kid has a ton of heart, that?s for certain..

(Cable refuses to submit, and finally Wildcat gets disgusted and drops the sharpshooter. She pulls him up to his feet, and irish whips Cable into the ropes, hoping to hit her finisher, the Devastation but as she gets him up, Cable pulls off the hurricarana, and gets Wildcat to the mat.)

Tito: What an impressive reversal by Cable!! This kid refuses to quit and keeps fighting back with the zest of a champion!

Bill: Yeah.. It?s too bad he has the talent of a jobber..

(Cable springboards off the top rope and lands right on her and goes for the cover)

Tito: Cable with a springboard elbow! Big move!! Cover..

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(Wildcat kicks out.)

Tito: Lynn Brewster kicks out at 2 and 3/4ths.. We almost saw our fourth upset of the evening!!

Bill: Yeah right.. Difference between the other three matches and this one, is the three who lost suck..

(Cable cant believe it and starts arguing with the ref.)

Bill: Don?t argue with the ref stupid.. Fight fight!!!

Tito: I don?t think he speaks English Bill.

Bill: Ah well then.. Senior Cable es stupido y trabaja es Taco Bell.

(Cable hasnt seen Wildcat, who is totally enraged. Finally Cable turns around and sees Wildcat. She kicks him in stomach, and then hits him with a swinging neckbreaker. Wildcat gets up immediately dragging Cable with her, and whips into the ropes once more, but this time catches him, and hits the catatonic!)

Tito: Catatonic!! What a hell of a move by Lynn Brewster! Wildcat goes for the cover............................................. ...

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Tito: What a hard fought victory by Lynn Brewster!! By God Bill, I think we found ourselves a keeper!

Bill: Say Tito, when you do those backstage segments, can you get her telephone number for me??

Tito: Why??

Bill: I want to see how she handles a real man..

Tito: Ugh.. Let?s get to a commercial break..

(Commercial Break)

Tito: We?re ready for our next match. This new comer, Weapon X, scares me Bill.

Bill: You and I both Tito, this guy is dangerous. But like everyone else we still have to see what he does in the ring. Tha Outlaw looks ready to go and he better because this guy is crazy.

Announcer: Coming to the ring ? Weapon X.

The MegaTrons shows a huge "X" for intro of the song and then Weapon X walks out slow with his handlers. As they reach the ring the handlers unchain the monster and Weapon X crawls into the ring and entices the crowd in the ring.

Bill: This man is a monster Tito. Why would anyone agree to get into the ring with him.

Tito: I don?t know but Tha Outlaw just knocked him down with a clothesline.

The referee calls for the bell as Tha Outlaw picks up Weapon X and attempts a body slam. Weapon X is able to fall behind Tha Outlaw and hits a quick bulldog. He then picks up his opponent and hits a series of headbutts into a belly to belly suplex. He picks up Tha Outlaw and hits a trio of german suplexs and finishes it up with a german facebust.

Tito: This man is tearing Tha Outlaw apart.

Bill: I see it Tito and I bet you?d love to tear him apart.

Tito: Shut up Bill.

Weapon X calls for the finish and picks Tha Outlaw up, quickly maneuvering for the X-Cutter (Firemen's Carry into The Last Rites). Instead of going for the pin he grabs the legs of his opponent and locks in the X-Leaf (Inverted version of the "standing" Texas Cloverleaf) Tha Outlaw screams in pain as he tries to reach for the ropes. As Tha Outlaw comes near the bottom rope Weapon X drags him back to the middle of the ring and clamps the move down with more force which causes Tha Outlaw to tap. As the official calls for the bell Weapon X refuses to let go of the hold which causes more officials to come from the back. Finally Weapon X lets go of the hold as a unconscious Tha Outlaw just lays on the mat.

Announcer: And you?re winner ? Weapon X

Weapon X raises his arms in the air and leaves through the crowd amiss boos, as paramedics head towards the ring quickly to attend to Tha Outlaw.

(Commercial Break)

Tito: We?re back live in Grand Rapids, Michigan.. And our next contest features a newcomer to the business ? Porter Redmond ? looks to impress in his debut match. Of course he?ll have a huge test with the veteran Robin James.

Bill: I hate James and I?m sure I?ll hate Redmond.

Announcer: Coming to the ring ? Robin James.

Robin James makes his way to the ring side area as he plays to the crowd and smiles for babes. He rolls into the ring and awaits his opponent.

Tito: Robin James has something to prove Bill and I?m sure he?ll try to prove it by starting Porter Redmond on the wrong foot.

Bill: I hope they both choke.

Tito: Easy Bill.

Bill: Is that what you said to your boyfriend last night?

Tito: Shut up Bill

Announcer: And now coming to the ring ? Porter Redmond.

Redmond heads to the ring as music (cymbal shots 1 every 5 seconds, the cymbal just rings out) hits and a strobe effect happens on each hit, lights just dim. He rolls into the ring and waits for the bell.

As the bell rings, Porter rushes towards James as James falls and flips Redmond out of the ring. Redmond stands on the outside collecting his thoughts as James come flying over the top rope landing a flying cross body. Robin James quickly jumps landing a leg drop across Redmond?s throat. He picks Porter up and rolls him back into the ring.

Tito: Some quick offence from the vet. I think Redmond is still showing some rookie mistakes.

Bill: Wake me up when this match is over.

As James jumps to the top rope he waits for his opponent to get to his feet. Redmond does and as James jumps Porter is able to deliver a drop kick to his in-flight opponent. Porter quickly capitalizes on his chance by Irish whipping James into the nearby corner and following up with a running lariat. This time its Porter?s turn to try a high risk move as he makes his way to the top rope.

Tito: Porter isn?t much of a top rope wrestle so he must be trying to impress the high ups.

Bill: *snores*

Tito: Bill ? you can?t sleep on the job. *smacks Bill*

Bill: What ? time for school already mommy.

As Porter sits on the tope rope he jumps for a flying elbow drop but meets nothing but canvas. Robin James hits a quick lightning speed kick to Redmond?s head and jumps to the top rope. He calls for the Five Star Frog Splash as the crowd cheers. Robin James jumps into the air but at the last second Porter is able to move out of the way. As James jumps in pain from hitting the canvas hard, Redmond is able to get James into a Guarilla Press position and deliver the Black Sky (Picks up into a gorilla press slam and then steps in front to let them fall and lands an elbow across the back of the head as they land on the mat). He covers James as the official falls for the count.

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Tito: The new comer has done it ? he one the match.

Bill: Good that means it?s over. We can move on quickly right.

Tito: Actually we have to move on Bill ? It?s a busy night.

(Commercial Break)

The arena goes black and a wind comes blows through, chilling the crowd?Red and Black strobe lights on either side on the stage turn on simultaneously alternating flashes. ?I Stand Alone? by Godsmack booms on the PA system while the titantron zooms through a land unknown?taking turns at unexpected places?stopping slowly while the camera is fixed onto a man?Odin?Pyro?s erupt form both sides of the stage and Odin walks out with a gaze into the crowd and walks to the ring, jumping over the ropes and sits on the turnbuckle?awaiting his next victim.

Bill : Welcome all you ignorant people to yet ANOTHER match with these no talent retards.

Tito: Now Now William, play nicely.

Bill : Did you just call me William!?! Huh punk!? Only my mother calls ME William.

Tito: Allrighty then, lets take one moment to advertise the newest product in hair revival! ?Scrub-It-On? is an easy to squeeze lotion that you put anywhere that hair doesn?t exist and it grows miraculously overnight! Even EKP provides his testimony! ?Soon, your beard will be as thick as Osama Bin Laden?s, you ask me how do I know!? Well?it?s a long story?Osama and I gre??Thank you EKP for that wonderful insight.

Bill: Pftttt?that stuff doesn?t work! I scrubbed some on my as?

Tito : Ahh?Bill?not on shows please.

Bill: I can do whatever I want---Oh here comes Pierce Rogers!

Pierce Rogers runs out from behind the stage and bolts to the ring where Odin immediately jumps off the turnbuckle and stares at Rogers?Rogers begins to climb in the ring but Odin jerks his foot in his direction and Rogers quickly gets out. Odin flips out of the ring and begins to chase Rogers who quickly enters the ring?


Tito: This is like a shitty game of cat and mouse?

Odin slides into the ring quickly, not giving Rogers chance to get out. They circle each other for some time before Odin jumps at Rogers, and begins punching him with hard right hands. Rogers kicks Odin in the stomach to send Odin back into the ropes, breathing hard. Rogers runs at Odin, trying to clothesline him out of the ring but Odin moves and Rogers is catapulted back in the other direction. Odin kicks Rogers in the back of the knee and Rogers topples to the ground. Odin urgently jumps on top of Rogers and begins to punch him again and again until the ref pulls Odin off of Rogers

Tito : Well Bill, now we know who wants to kill who?

Bill: This Odin kid said he?d put some hurtin? on Rogers.

Odin picks Rogers up and jumps onto his shoulders quickly, he flips Rogers into the ground, trying to pin him

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Tito: OH NO! He breaks the count.

Odin picks Rogers up again and pushes him towards the ropes and throws Rogers right out of the ring towards the crowd barrier. Rogers hits the barrier with a sickening thud. Odin climbs out of the ring through the middle rope and jumps off the apron. He walks over to Rogers and takes a handful of his hair and begins to throw Rogers? head off of the barrier?Rogers sprawls on the ground, now bleeding from his head. Odin walks up to the ring and takes a chair out from underneath it.

Tito: OH NO! Don?t do it Odin!

Bill: Stop getting your panties in a bunch Tito, he?s just going to sit on it stupid.

Tito: Oh?I knew that!

Odin takes the chair and slides into the ring. He opens up the chair and SITS on it, staring at Rogers from the ring with a slight smirk on his face?he flips his head back and closes his eyes?meanwhile, on the outside, Rogers begins to get up, blood still streaming from his face. Rogers swiftly and quietly climbs into the ring with one eye shut and swollen?he tries to grab Odin?s throat but Odin?s head jerks up quickly and grabs hold of Rogers throat?with the other arm, Odin motions a ?no? signal with his hand. Rogers kicks Odin in the stomach and pushes him to the floor. Rogers locks Odin up in an arm bar for a few seconds then flips Odin onto his back and goes up to the turnbuckle?Rogers looks at both sides of the crowd?then looks at Odin and jumps off?

Tito: 450 SPLASH! BY GOD! Odin should be out cold!

Rogers lies on the ground quietly as does Odin?the ref begins the double count

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Suddenly, Odin jerks his upper body up and smirks. He slowly gets up with the help of the ropes and goes up to climb the top rope?

Bill: If you think that 450 was hardcore?watch this?

Odin jumps off the top rope with a moonsault and lands with his knees in Rogers? stomach. Rogers begins to cough up some blood and Odin just smiles as he lays on the ground motionless?

Tito: My GOD!!!

Bill: Indeed?

Tito: Odin with the cover.. This one?s elementary..

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(Bell Sounds)

Tito: Odin with a very impressive victory here tonight at Aggressive Behaviour! I have a feeling if he keeps this up folks, his stay in Southern Cross Wrestling will be a short one!

Bill: Whatever Tito.. I just want to get this night over with so I can get back to TKOW and hook up with Vixon. Unlike you, I can get dates with people who aren?t family members.

Tito: Coming up next will be our main event of the evening, featuring a former TKOW Champion, against another member of the TKOW roster.. Stay tuned!

(Commercial Break)


Tito: Up next we?ll see two familiar faces as former TKOW Custom Champion goes up against the one and only Merrick.

Bill: What ? but former Custom Champion ? who?

Tito: Don?t you pay attention to who is on these shows Bill.

Bill: Not really Tito.

Tito: Well Greg Quinnell is up next.

Bill: What ? but he lost his career at MegaBowl.

Tito: I guess RJ has given him another chance to regain his status. Merrick is already in the ring ready for action so we just wait for Greg.

Announcer: Coming to the ring ? Greg Quinnell.

?Stay with Me? by Celldweller hits as Greg cockily makes his way to the ring. He rolls in and stares at Merrick as the referee calls for the bell. Greg extends his hand for a handshake and as Merrick accepts it Greg hits a clothesline knocking Merrick to his back.
Greg gives Merrick no chance to recover as he locks in a headlock and gradually applies pressure as his opponent tries to reach the ropes. Eventually Merrick does reach the ropes and Greg is forced to relinquish the hold. As greg walks toward his opponent, Merrick is able to drop toe hold Greg into the ropes and deliver a school boy pin.

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Kickout.

As Greg runs toward Merrick, he is able to grab Greg?s feet and put on the Walls of Merrick. As Greg squirms in pain he is able to trip Merrick and place the Walls of Merrick on his opponent. Quickly Merrick reaches the bottom rope and forces Greg to let go. As Greg leans in to pick up Merrick he is rolled up in a small package.

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Kickout.

Tito: Merrick is keeping Greg on his feet Bill.

Bill: I?m sure Greg would rather be on his back

Tito: Why ? that would mean that he was getting pinned.

Bill: Never mind Tito
Merrick gets up and hits a standing drop kick on Greg. He makes his way to the top rope and as Greg is recovering and getting to his feet Merrick jumps and attempts a hurricarina but Greg catches him and holds him in position. He power bombs Merrick into the corner not once, not twice, but thrice.

Tito: Anger management ? it has to be over.

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Greg lifts Merrick?s shoulder off the canvas as the official scolds him. He place Merrick on the top rope and positions him as he jumps off into Life?s a Bitch (Top-Rope Pedigree). He covers Merrick as the official falls for the cover.

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Tito: Merrick put up quite a fight but in the end nothing could stop the former Custom Champion.

Bill: Forget Greg ? I?m hungry.

Tito: We just saw a great match Bill

Bill: Greg was in it so it couldn?t have been that great.

Tito: Folks, what a hell of a night it?s been here in Grand Rapids!! Be sure to join us next week for another episode of Aggressive Behaviour, live from Austin, Texas!!

(Fireworks shoot off, as the show concludes.)