Aggressive Behavior: 5/19/04

**A fireworks display shoots off as SCW?s Aggressive Behavior kicks off.. The cameras fade in to the broadcast booth, only after shooting in to several signs, which read ?I PAID FOR ETERNITY?, ?VICTORIA FEARS LYNN? and ?VULCAN SUCKS, SPOCK ROOLS!!? **

Tito: Welcome to the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas!!

Bill: And we are officially in a hick town Tito.. Did you smell the cow shit as we arrived in town??

Tito: Alongside my tag team partner Bill Jakes..

Bill: By demand, not choice.

Tito: I?m Tito Poppi, and tonight here in Austin, we have one hell of a show in store!!

Bill: Yeah, well forget about this.. I want to talk about this one horse town we?re in.. If I?m gonna take time away from macking the hoes old school, I at LEAST want to be sent to REAL towns.. Grand Rapids was bad enough, but this week, instead of renting my usual Lexus, I had to rent a damn mule. Then, instead of an arena, I arrive by this cow patty shop, and nearly tripped in two piles of dung before entering.

Tito: Just a few of the things we?ll see tonight include our main event of the evening, an Austin Street Fight between Odin and former WWE Superstar Rick Dushae!!

Bill: Yup yup.. The match I?ve anxiously awaited.. Nothing like a WWE reject get owned by a real talent in a cow farm.. I?m pumped Tito. I haven?t been this pumped since being forced to attend college!

Tito: Also tonight, we?ll see the first ever SCW Termination match! By the end of tonight, TWO men will be no more, as Viper, Vulcan and Nargaroth battle for their jobs!

Bill: Hell, fire them all in my opinion.. The quicker we bag these chumps, the quicker I can get back to my other 9-5 job?

Tito: McDonald?s getting impatient with you Playboy?

Bill: Ha Ha.. Quite humorous.. Its bad enough I have to be in this stinky ass town, now I have to sit next to your stanky ass and listen to you attempt jokes.. (To himself) They don?t pay me enough for this crap.

Tito: Our first match of the evening is ready to happen, where we will see the official in ring debut of Eternity!

Bill: Well, at least we can see some real talent to start the show instead of having to witness two jobbers trot out here and attempt to make a match of it. I really like this kid Tito. Unlike you and most of these scrubs, he has a real future in this business.

Tito: Eternity may have not been in action for our debut show, but few made a bigger splash than he did..

**On the Cross Cam, highlights of Eternity?s attack of Venom from the previous week shows on screen, concluding with his pair of Double Underhook Piledrivers**

Tito: Tonight, we?ll see Eternity in action against a mystery oppenent, whose identity we?ll discover now?

**Pans down to Richard Head in the ring**

Bill: Boy, I can?t wait to see who the mystery opponent is Tito.. Maybe we?ll see one of the big names from the past show up..

Tito: Or perhaps someone from TKOW may cross over to the SCW for one night only.. After all, we did see Chief make an appearance last week..

**Suddenly, the lights go dark**

Bill: Damn it.. I hate when this crap happens.. Pay the damn rent you cheap shits..

**The lights return, with the words VIRUS WARNING plastered over the Cross Cam as ?Blood Brothers? by Papa Roach begins to play over the loudspeaker.**

Richard Head: Introducing first, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 180 pounds?. ETERNITY!!!!!

** Cloaked in all white, Eternity casually makes his way to the ring. Along the way he stops to argue with fans, taking a swipe at a few. He makes his way to the ring, then climbs between the second and top rope. He then lounges in the corner awaiting his opponent**

Bill: Whose it gonna be Tito?? You have dirt on this crap..

Tito: In all honesty Playboy, I?m not sure..

Bill: Maybe its Venom coming for ?revenge? or one more ass kicking before he gets sent to unemployment..

Tito: No, actually what I do know is that I?ve been told the guy is supposedly a Texas Sports Legend..

Bill: Ah wonderful.. We get to see some cattle humper get his ass kicked.. Even better yet.

Richard Head: And his opponent? From San Antonio, Texas?

Tito: Who is it??

Richard: Weighing in at 587 pounds?

Bill: Damn, that?s one fat fuck..

Richard: The Big Black Mann!!!!!

(Crowd begins to immediately boo as BBM makes his way up to the top of the ramp, wearing an old David Robinson jersey that is 5 sizes too small, with his fat gut protruding.)

Bill: Ahh hah hah hah!! This is great!!!

Tito: (Looking at his card in disbelief) Who the hell wrote this card up?? It said a famous Texas athletic legend was coming to the SCW??

Bill: Well yeah, we got him.. Big Black Mann has won hundreds, thousands, hell MILLIONS of Taco eating contests here in Texas Tito..
**Suddenly, a woman wearing an Austin Wranglers Arena Football jersey jumps out of the crowd and begins to kick the shit out of the Big Black Mann..**

Tito: Oh shit.. It?s that psycho fan who beat up Green Weasel at MegaBowl..Someone get security out here!!

Bill: No way.. Let her get her ass kicked by the Big Hot Dog Mann..

(The woman then locks a sharpshooter on Big Black Mann, and clutches back as her face shows to be Lynn Brewster)

Tito: What the hell is Lynn Brewster doing??

Bill: Maybe he stole her hot dogs..

(In the ring, Eternity sits against the ropes with a half smile on his face as Brewster continues to clinch the hold on Big Black Mann, whose fat hand is slapping the ground at a rapid pace.)

Bill: Damn, if the fat son of a bitch ran as much and as fast as he was tapping, he?d be one of these skinny shits..

(Suddenly, Security makes its way towards Brewster, who releases the hold and jumps the barrier and makes her way through the crowd..)

Tito: Well.. That was interesting.. Can someone please explain this to me?? Are Lynn Brewster and Eternity in cahoots??

Bill: I dunno, but BBM?s probably wishing he had a double pounder right about now..

Tito: So is this match going to happen or not??

Bill: Why don?t you look and see for yourself??

(Back towards the ring, where Eternity has left the ring and is headed towards the security and BBM.. As he gets there, he throws several cops out of the way, and locks the Kojhi Clutch on BBM, who begins to reach for the barrier.. The cops remain standing back, as the referee quickly hustles up to the two men.. He looks around quickly, then calls for the bell..)

Tito: He?s gonna call for the match to happen!! Big Black Mann has already been incapitated thanks to Lynn Brewster, now the match is gonna happen?? This isn?t very fair..

Bill: Shut up dumbass.. (Yelling) Tap Lard Ass!! Tap!!

(BBM tries to move towards the barrier again, but misses badly, then passes out as his big head hits the ground with a clump.. The ref grabs at BBM?s hand and pulls it half way up in the air, then lets it drop. He then calls for the bell..)

Tito: And this one?s elementary? Eternity with a victory over Big Black Mann in record setting time..

Bill: I knew I liked this Eternity kid..

Head: Here is your winner.. Eeeeeeeeeeternity!!

Tito: Perhaps by the end of the night, we?ll get more answers regarding Lynn Brewster?s attack.. We have to go to a commercial break however.. When we get back, the Termination match!! Stay tuned.

(Commercial Break)

Tito: We?re back, with more.. AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR!!!

Bill: Wow, calm down jackass? You already stink, I don?t wanna smell after you shit your pants.

Tito: Coming up next will be the first SCW Termination Match! However, before that, memo has just come down from the SCW Higher Powers.. According to this, later on tonight, a new Commissioner will be named! According to this, the new commish is a ?well known, and respected TKOW name?

Bill: Ahh great.. First ?big surprise? was the Big Black Mann.. Wonder who the commish is gonna be.. Merrick?? Trojan King?? Ohh wait, maybe Nick O?Demos.. THAT outta put some asses in the seats.

Tito: Without any further adieu.

(Camera zooms down, where Nagaroth, Vulcan and Viper are all intently staring at one another, ready to fight..)

Richard: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received word from the SCW Front Office?.

Bill: Now what?? Show?s cancelled?? We can go home??

Richard: The Following Termination Match has now been changed?

Bill: Good good.. Fire them all!!

Richard: .. to an Over the Top Rope, 3 Man Battle Royal!

Bill: Ahh Crap.. Wake me when it?s over..

(Bell Sounds, as Viper and Vulcan charges Nagaroth)

Tito: And this match is under way..

(The two men begin to pound at Nagaroth, knocking him to the mat and each beginning to stomp at him)

Tito: It appears Viper and Vulcan have a plan here Bill.. Eliminate Nagaroth then worry for themselves..

Bill: I wish they would have fired all damn three..

Tito: Actually, I think Nagaroth has a good shot to make it to the main roster Playboy..

Bill: Then why did he get his ass handed to him by Drake last week?? He sucks just like the other two..

Tito: Actually, it was a pulled hamstring that cost him his match last week,. Can?t fault him for that.

Bill: No, but if he loses this week, you know he sucks..

Tito: In that case, he?ll be fired..
(Viper and Vulcan continue to stomp away at Nag, then momentarily pause and exchange a high five.. They each then stand by the top rope, posing out to the crowd.. Suddenly, Nagaroth kips up to his feet and executes a double drop kick, sending both men crashing over the top ropes and to the floor, as the bell sounds.)

Tito: He does it!! Nagaroth wins!! Nagaroth wins!!! What an impressive victory!! Vulcan and Viper are gone!!

Bill: Good good.. Adios losers.. Go suck up someone elses joint, you have been served.. I hear Mickey D?s is hiring..

Richard: Your winner? Nagaroth!!!

(Suddenly, "Deathcrush" by Mayhem begins to slam across the sound system as red pyro showers down from the ceilings.)

Tito: This damn sure isn?t Nagaroth?s theme song or entrance.)

(The Cross Cam is consumed by flickering strobe-like images of Samhain's face and in-ring footage. The name "SAMHAIN" is carved into flesh on screen.)

Tito: Samhain!!! It?s Samhain!!

Bill: Holy Shit!!!!

(Samhain emerges from the back. He bends over and swings back up throwing both arms in the air with a loud scream as the fans in the arena ignite with cheers! Samhain enters through the ring ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle raising both arms and giving the horned salute to the fans with a loud roar.)

Tito: To those of you who are new to us, Samhain is a former TKOW TV Champion, leader of Mayhem Syndikate, and one of the most imposing threats TKOW has ever seen!

Bill: Correction Tito? He?s the GREATEST TV Champion ever known.. Also, any jackass with a brain knows who this guy is..

Tito: What?s he doing here in Austin, on a SCW show???

Bill: I think we?re about to find out..

(Samhain grabs the mic from Head and enters the ring.. He extends his hand to Nagaroth, who willingly gives it a shake. Samhain then looks venomously towards Viper and Vulcan, each of whom look aggrevated about their loss.)

Samhain: First and foremost, you two..

(Crowd begins to chant YOU SUCK..)

Samhain: I had a nice verbal ass kicking lined up for the two of you, but I think the crowd here in Austin summed it all up with two words.. You Fucking SUCK!!

(Crowd cheers)

Samhain: Now, since that has been heaved off my shoulders, I want the two of you to take your sorry asses out of my ring, out of my damn arena and as far out of this town as you possibly can get.. These fans here in Austin, Texas..

(Crowd pops at mention of them, as Samhain stops speaking momentarily. The crowd finishes their pop as he continues.)

Samhain: These hardcore-aholics have paid damn good money tonight to see some of the up and coming stars of this business.. The two of you damn sure aren?t talent, nor are you stars.. You?ve wasted enough of our time, so on behalf of the Southern Cross Wrestling?.

(Holds the Mic up as the crowd chants YOUR FIRED!!!!! The two men, discouraged, make their way up the rampway, giving dirty looks and flipping off the crowd along the way. Samhain turns to Nagaroth.)

Samhain: Now as for you.. I?d like to congratulate you.. Hell son, I?d like to THANK you.. The SCW prides itself in building up the future stars of wrestling, and tonight you have eliminated two men from our roster who couldn?t cut the mustard.. Thank you for getting rid of the pieces of shit and saving me the hassle..

(Crowd politely claps for Nagaroth?s victory.. Samhain continues.)

Samhain: Now on to business.. This week, I got a small glimpse of what your capable of.. In that brief match, I got an idea that you?re one of those guys who CAN see success here in the SCW, and could make the step up to the next level..
(Crowd cheers at the idea as Samhain continues.)

Samhain: However, last week.. I seen something I NEVER want to see again.. I seen you get your ass PINNED by Drake..

(Crowd boos)

Samhain: Now, don?t get me wrong.. I have no problems with people coming up on the short end of the stick once in a while.. Hell, even ol Sammy?s lost a match or two in his career.. Of course, victories over Samhain occur about as often as Clench getting ass, but never the less my point is this.. Last week, I seen a sloppy, punk kid who didn?t seem like he gave a shit.. This week, I seen fire.. I seen drive.. I seen the same piss and vinegar that I had as an up and comer.. So I was led to believe one thing.. Perhaps last week, you felt like you weren?t being pushed to your capability, and you were up against trash, so why try.. Then, this week, even though you were against trash, you put your foot forward to keep your job.. Rest assured kid, your job is secure.. As of tonight.. However, you want talent fed your way, hell you got it.. Next week, in Alberquerque, New Mexico at Not Ready To Die, you will go one on one with? PORTER REDMOND!!!

(Crowd Pops at the match, as Samhain exits the ring.)

Tito: Wow!!! We?re not even halfway through this show, and already we have a huge match scheduled for NEXT WEEK.. Porter Redmond vs. Nagaroth should be a hell of a match Playboy.. I?m really looking forward to it.

Bill: Yeah well? Alberquerque is the only town in the United States that sucks worse than Austin, so big deal.. It?s gonna be spent in a town known for making nuclear weapons..

Tito: Folks, more Aggressive Behavior when we return!

(Commercial)

Tito: Andddddd we?re back in Austin, Aggressive Behavior continues with what should be a classic battle between former TKOW Custom Champion Greg Quinnell and the impressive newcomer Karnij.

Bill: Tito, I have a question.. If Samhain came out and made a match for next week, does that mean he?s the new commissioner??
Tito: Good question Playboy.. You would think so right??

("Rammstein ~ Feuer Frei" starts to play as a movie of a serene mountain valley as the song starts. When the guitar hits a volcano erupts and a pyroclastic cloud comes towards the camera, wiping everything out...Karnij walks out as the vocals start, popping his neck (like Benoit does) as he walks down to the ring with a slow purpose...pyros go off when the song picks up again (Karnij is about halfway down the ramp).

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Karnijjjjjj.

Tito: Karnij had an impressive debut last work but Greg won't be such a cakewalk.

Bill: Forget Greg ... If this match goes longer then five minutes then Karnij should just quit SCW.

Richard: And Now coming to the ring ... former Custom Champion ... Greg Quinnell.

**As Celldweller "Stay with me" plays Greg and Rasheem come out riding Ol' Betsy. Greg jumps off the beast and rolls into the ring as his music comes to an end. He stares at Karnij as he struts around the ring waiting for the start of the match.

The two men charge at each other as the bell rings. Greg uses his quickness to drop toe hold Karnij. his ruthless aggression comes out as he starts pounding the face of Karnij with his fists. After a few punches, Karnij is able to use his brute strength to toss Greg aside and hit a rolling clothesline. Greg bounces off the ropes and right into a running clothesline from Karnij. Karnij continues the use is power he throws Greg clear across the ring. He approaches Greg with a running splash but Greg is able to rool out of the way. Greg jumps to his feet and quickly drop kicks Karnij's knee and clamps in the ankle lock. Karnij is able to twist out of the move and use his legs to throw Greg away and out of the ring. Greg gets up and runs to the top rope as he launches into the arms of Karnij and is slammed to the ground in a body slam. Karnji waits for Greg to get to his feet and runs for a big boot but Greg is able to duck and Karnji ends up straddling the ropes. Greg climbs onto the middle rope and usesKarnji to hold him self up. He positions Karnji and falls into a german suplex pin.**

1...2.. Kickout

**Greg climbs the nearest corner and waits for Karnji. he jumps off and hits a spear. He picks Karnji up and positions him for a piledriver but Karnji is able to reverse the move and flip Greg into a flapjack. Greg's head bounces off the mat as Karnji attempts a cover.**

1...2.. Kickout

**Karnji picks Greg up and calls for the finish. He lifts Greg up and hits the Assisted Suicide (Double powerbomb into a pin). the referee falls for the pin.

1...2...3

Tito: Karnji has beaten the former Custom Champion.

Bill: Karnji had a major size advantage.

Tito: But Greg put up quite a fight. Look at this ... Karnji is helping Greg up.

Bill: I don't think he's done with Greg yet

**In the ring both men shake in the center of the ring and Greg raises Karnji's hand in victory.**

Tito: What a show of sportsmanship Greg is showing

Bill: Whatever ... I hate Greg.

Tito: But you have to admire the effort he put forth.

Bill: Not at all Tito.

Tito: Well I'm sure the fans appreciate both man's effort.

(Commercial Break)

(Cue?Elevator Music)

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Bill: Watched a Viper match lately??

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Bill: How cool.. Our first sponsor is one who offers relief to those who have to take a dump..

Tito: Let?s get to the ring..

**The MegaTrons shows a huge "X" for intro of the song and then Weapon X walks out slow with his handlers. As they reach the ring the handlers unchain the monster and Weapon X crawls into the ring and entices the crowd in the ring.**

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Weaponnnnn X.

Tito: Playboy, after last week?s match with Outlaw, this Weapon X guy.. Scares me.

Bill: Boo hoo.. What a damn wuss.. You probably sleep with the lights on too because your afraid of the boogie man, right??

Richard: And his opponent ... Deemsssss

**The entire area goes black, as flashes of lightning and sounds of thunder muffle the sounds of people begging for mercy. Deems comes out after 5 seconds as Bloodline by Slayer plays. He limps straight towards the ring without wasting any time and stares at Weapon X.

Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, I am being told as we speak that immediately following this match, the NEW SCW Commissioner will be announced??

Bill: I thought Samhain was going to be the commissioner??

Tito: That makes two of us Playboy.. That makes two of us, but apparently its someone else.

Bill: Great.. Just when I thought they were going to bring in a real credible source to be commish? It?s gonna be O?Demos.. Mark my words.

Tito: Now, I?m confused as to what Samhain?s role here is..

(Finally he official goes to call for the bell but not before "Starseed" by Our Lady Peace plays. TKOW Chief makes his way through the curtain as the Aggressive Behavior crowd explodes at his appearance. He makes his way to the announcing booth and joins Tito and Bill.)

Chief: Good evening boys.

Tito: Chief ... It's great to see you. It's obvious that you and Deems are creating quite a history.

Bill: Yeah Chief ... What is up between you and Deems. Rumor has it that you were the one that talked Jason Starr into making this a No DQ bout.

Chief: It doesn't matter Bill. I just want a up close look at these future stars.

(The official calls for the bell as the two man meet in the center of the ring. Both men stare at each other not backing down before both men swing haymakers and the brawl starts. Both men are taking the punches in not backing down from their opponent until Deems is able to suck a punch and clothesline Weapon X. Deems quickly exits the ring and grabs a chair at ringside. He runs at Weapon x with the chair but is met with a big boot to the face. Weapon X picks up the chair and starts to slam it into Deems chest repeatedly. The then throws Deems to the outside and search under the ring for a table. As he comes up he is met with a swinging heel kick to the head and then a knee lift to the chest. Deems lays him on the ring steps and hits a drop kick to the back of Weapon X driving him face first into the metal. Deems places the chair onto Weapon X's face and slams his foot into the chair. He climbs the nearest corner and dives off for a elbow drop but Weapon X has rolled out of the way and Deems hits nothing but the cold metal of the chair laying there. Weapon X finially gets the chance to set up the table and as Deems is getting to his feet Weapon x grabs him and gives Deems a A-Bomb through the table. He covers Deems as the official counts.)

1...2.. Kickout

Tito: Amazing. Deems is still alive.

Bill: He's been tortured Tito. he feeds off this stuff.

Chief: I knew this would be a car wreck. This two may just kill each other before anyone gets pinned.

(Weapon X continues his onslaught with lefts and rights to Deems. As Deems is falling to the ground he is able to lift his leg into Weapon X's family jewels. Both man are down as the referee checks on them. They are making their way to their feet and as Weapon X is standing Deems is able to nail him in the gut with a chair and conviently place the chair for a DDT to Weapon X. Deems now reaches under the ring and pulls out another chair. He sets the chairs up beside each other and picks Weapon X up. and rolls him into the ring. He lays Weapon X across the ropes and steps on to apron. Quickly he picks Weapon X up and slams him down into a falling powerslam into the chairs. He covers Weapon X.)

1...2.. Kickout

(Deems picks Weapon X up but Weapon X is able to push Deems back into he barricade. Weapon X clotheslines Deems and both men fall into the crowd. The exchange punches again and as Deems falls he is able to grab a ladies purse. he searches through it as Weapon X makes his way back to the ring to grab a weapon. As Weapon X returns Deems sprays hairspray into his opponents eyes. Weapon X backs up and Deems spears him over the barricade. Deems reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets up the table and then reaches back under the ring and pulls out a ladder. He gets into the ring and sets up the ladder. By this time Weapon X has recovered and gives a german suplex to Deems. he picks Deems back up and hits a Hat Trick of German Suplexs into a German Facebust onto a chair that is laying in the ring. This busts Deems open and Weapon X gets on the offence quickly slamming Deems bloody face into the chair. He covers Deems)

1...2.. Kickout.

(Weapon X picks Deems up and hits the X-Cutter(Firemen's Carry into The Last Rites) but as the move is being done the referee is hit by accident. Weapon X goes for the pin but the referee is out.)

Crowd: 1...2...3...

(He goes to revive the referee which allows Deems to stagger to his feet. As Weapon X turns around he walks right into the Devil's Hammer (the f-5 turn into the rock bottom). Deems now covers as the referee starts to stir.)

Crowd: 1...2...3...

1...2 .. Kickout

(Deems picks Weapon X up and places him on the ladder. He uses his remaining strength to puch Weapon X up the ladder towards the top. Deems goes to the toher side and puts Weapon X in position for a F-5 off the ladder. He looks to the booth where Chief is now standing in anticaption of the move. The caremas go off like crazy as Deems does the Devil's Hammer (the f-5 turn into the rock bottom) to the outside and through the table set up.)

Chief: Oh my god ... what a move.

Tito: That was insane. I'm speechless!!

Bill: There?s a first.

Crowd: Holy shit ... Holy shit ...

Tito: What a hell of a match! Deems and Weapon X have put it all on the line here tonight in Austin at Aggressive Behavior!

(Deems is able to crawl towards Weapon X and place his arm across the chest of his fallen opponent. The official falls for the count.)

Crowd along with Chief: 1...2...3

Richard Head: And you're winner ... Deeeeeeeeeeeems

Chief: Deems has won it. Now it's time

Tito: Time for what?

Chief: You'll see Tito.

Bill: Where are you going?

(Chief drops the head set and makes his way to the ring. He rolls Deems into the ring and places him at the top rope. He climbs up as well and puts Deems into position as Jamie comes running to the ring. She steps infront of Chief and mouths NO as tears stroll down her face. Chief gets a confused look on his but listens to Jamie and drops Deems. He exits the ring as she follows and they leave together.)

Tito: This situation between Chief, Jamie, and Deems is getting confusing by the second Bill.

Bill: Yeah Tito. We need answers and soon. My mind can't handle mysteries. Hell, I?ve seen episodes of Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place with less drama..

Tito: You watch Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place???

Bill: Well yeah.. When I?m penetrating your mom..

Tito: More action from Austin, Texas when we return!!

(Commerical Break)

Tito: It's been an action packaged show so far Bill.

Bill: Whatever Tito. I can't believe I have to work tonight. Couldn't Hoops or some other moron work this with you?

Tito: No Bill ... Everyone else was busy and you have no life.

The crowd explodes as "Starseed" by Our Lady Peace hits as Chief makes his way back onto the rampway.

Tito: What is Chief doing out here. He has no business taking up SCW TV time.

Bill: Hush Bill ... I'm sure he has his reasons.

The Crowd is still going crazy as Chief pulls a mic out his back pocket.

Chief: I'm sure you all want to know why I'm out here. I forgot to mention a little something something when I was announcing the Deems vs. Weapon X match earlier. The powers that be have contacted me and they have decided to name everyone's favorite Chief as the NEW SCW COMMISSIONER.

The crowd roars in approval of this huge announcement. Chief poses to the crowd and then lifts the mic back up to his mouth.

Tito: So CHIEF is our new commish? Well Playboy, credible enough??

Bill: I?m sold.

Chief: If that wasn't a big enough announcement the other powers have given me a piece of information to relay to all the SCW wrestlers. At the next SCW show,
Not Ready To Die, there will be an Over-The-Top Battle Royal and the winner will receive an instant contract with TKOW. I'll see you all there.

"Starseed" by Our Lady Peace blares as Chief poses on the rampway before making his way to the back.

Tito: Two major announcements here tonight.

Bill: Maybe I'll enter that Battle Royal myself.

Tito: Whatever Bill ... All I know is Not Ready to Die, SCW?s First PPV is quickly shaping up in to a hell of a show! We have to go to a break. We'll be back.

(Commercial Break)

(The camera zooms in to the ring where Richard Head, with a bored look on his face, holds up his microphone and begins to speak.)

Richard: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match scheduled for one fall...

Bill: Why does Dick Head always say these matches are scheduled for one fall?? We know that by now.

Tito: It?s called doing his job Playboy..

Bill: Yeah, well he still doesn?t need to repeat the same damn thing 10 times a night.. It gets monotonous.

(Poison The Wells ?Nerdy? hits the speakers and the lights dim as the crowd begins to pop.)

Richard: Introducing first, weighing in at 210 pounds... Dave.... HAVOCCCC!!!!!!!!

(Havoc walks out and he points at the fans, before he walks down the ramp. Dave climbs into the ring and he climbs to the top rope, pointing to the crowd in all directions. On the stage fire blows up. Dave then goes into the corner, ready for this opponent.)

Tito: Dave Havoc makes his much anticipated return to the fold here tonight in Austin, and quite frankly Playboy, he?s looking as prepared and ready as ever!

Bill: Whoa whoa.. What?s this anticipation crap?? Look Tito, just because a guy previously worked in the company as a glorified jobber doesn?t mean that I anticipate his return.. Hell, if I?m not mistaken, last time we seen him, he was being bitch slapped all over the ring..

Tito: Funny how the two of us have different views of the past. Havoc by far held his own against 2 men, and more on the outside...

Bill: And excuses are like assholes Poppi.. Everyone has one.

(Havoc?s music cuts and is replaced by Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera.)

Richard: And his opponent... From Salt Lake City, Utah.. Weighing in at 210 pounds... The Wildcat... Lynn Brewster!!

(Music continues and Wildcat comes out when drums start. She stands there, and when lyrics start she stalks her way down to the ring.)

Bill: Ah.. Now business is picking up.. This is one tough chick.. I like her..

Tito: Must you always salivate and act pre-pubescent when women arrive??

Bill: Hey, just because you can?t appreciate the value of tits and ass doesn?t mean I?m gonna sit out here like a slug when I see skin..

(Referee Randall Bishop checks Havoc?s boots, however as he is doing so, Brewster attacks Dave from behind and connects with a face crusher as Bishop quickly scampers out of the way.)

DING! DING!

Tito: Brewster not even waiting for this match to get started here at Agressive Behavior..

(Havoc slowly rises to his feet, as Brewster grabs him by the side of the head and clenches in a headlock. She slowly locks down and cuts pressure off. )
Tito: Brewster trying to slow down the pace early on.

Bill: This is slowing down the pace?? Hell, I wish she?d slow down my pace..

(Brewster continues to apply the pressure, however Havoc quickly begins to gain some momentum by sending his elbow crashing in to her ribs. She slowly begins to release the hold, as Havoc sends his elbow in to her ribcage again, then follows it up with a belly to back suplex.

Tito: What a counter by Havoc.. He showed real gut instinct on that one Playboy.

Bill: No more gut comments please Tito.. I can?t get the visual of Big Black Mann?s fat ass gut flopping around earlier on.

Tito: Havoc now in control..

Havoc Irish Whips Brewster in to the corner, and comes following in with a body splash... As Brewster is staggering, Havoc climbs the ropes and connects with a missle dropkick to the back of her head.

Tito: What an excellent combination by Havoc! Playboy, I said it earlier, and I?ll repeat it now, Havoc looks 100 percent improved.

Bill: That doesn?t mean nothing.. He 99 percent sucked before.

Tito Poppi: ...

Brewster is laying on her back on the mat breathing heavily. Havoc again escalates the top ropes and flips in a moonsault, connecting with Brewster.. As he connects, he clutches at his ribcage

Tito: My GOD! Those kind of high impact moves can totally change the outcome of a match!!

Bill: Both men are down!!!

Havoc kips up off the mat and goes back to the turnbuckles and begins to climb.

Bill: I see he still stupid.. Good to know some things never change.

Tito: It?s not stupid Playboy, it?s guts. Dave Havoc is pulling out ALL stops here tonight in his return.

Bill: Just like a date with Extreme Killer Phil?s mom?not worth the chance you take for what you get.

Tito: That was funny the first time you said it, now it?s just lame..

Havoc leaps off the ropes again, and this time connects with a triple jump back elbow drop on to Lynn?s throat.

Tito: My God!! That?s got to be it!! Lynn Brewster may have just splintered her larynx!!

Bill: Whaaa????

(Havoc goes for the cover.. As he drops down on her, the lights dim..)

Bill: Damn it.. Not this crap again!!

Tito: I think we know what?s next Playboy..

(On the Cross Cam, the words VIRUS WARNING light up. As they return, Havoc is on his feet, fists balled. Standing behind him is Eternity..)

Tito: Don?t look now Dave.

Bill: Suffice to say, this is gonna suck for him..

(Eternity nudges Havoc, who turns and gets a foot slammed in to his stomach.)

Tito: Havoc now in some deep crap..

(Eternity continues to slam his fists in to the side of Havoc?s face, then hoists Havoc up and drops him in a spinebuster.. He hits The Cheap Thrill on Havoc, and spikes his head on the mat. Eternity then grabs Brewster and throws her over Dave. He then exits the ring and jumps the barrier, taking off in to the crowd.)

Tito: Cheap Thrill!! Cheap Thrill!! Can someone PLEASE explain to me what?s behind these attacks?? Brewster attacks BBM and helps him win.. Now Eternity returns the favor??

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Tito: Lynn Brewster has defeated Dave Havoc, thanks to the help of Eternity.. Can someone explain this relationship to me??

Bill: Who knows Tito, but if it?s what I think, Eternity?s a lucky son of a bitch..

Tito: Folks, when we return, the Main Event, Austin Street Fight!! Stay tuned

(Commercial)

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