The scene opens up to a view of the road and everything going by and by. The camera turns around to see the Suicide Kid driving with his friend Scott sitting in the passenger seat?and their friend Travis is videotaping.
Kid: Travis?.Travis could you get that camera out of my face
Travis: Well hell I?m bored of recording the road so I figured I would film the big SCW star the Suicide Kid
Kid: Man you?re distracting me?I wont be any kind of SCW star if I cant get to the arena which I?m trying to do now if you would just leave me alone.
Scott: Travis you can put the camera on me because you know how cranky he is?it?s his big debut for SCW?you know the reputation SCW has?
Kid: I?m not cranky!
Scott: See what I mean?
Travis: Totally
Kid: Travis I?ve never been to this part of town before?I have to concentrate on the road
Scott: Yeah let the drive master do his work because tonight he is going to be on a roll! He?ll hit a couple dropkicks and a couple DDT?s and a few Shining Wizards and bam wham thank you ma?am Euthanasia and it is all over!
Kid: I appreciate the support Scott but can you two calm down?
Travis: Man this is great, don?t be so crabby there SK?
Kid: Well you got the paper Travis where is the next turn
Travis: What paper? I don?t have a paper?Scott?
Scott: Paper? What?s that?
Kid: You idiots?well look (points at road while turning) we?re here now no thanks to you two jerk offs
All of them get out of the car as Scott talks
Scott: Calm down home boy, we know you got this tonight, it will be fine
Kid: Well I?m not putting up with this bull shit on the way back to Virginia (throws keys at Scott) I?m sleeping in the back seat next time.
Kid walks to the entrance of the arena
Scott: Wouldn?t this be great on TV?
Travis: That gives me an idea?follow me?
The camera hangs down and we see them walking as the camera cuts off
Flashbulbs go off as the camera zones in on the SCW audience for this SCW Aggressive Behavior. Various signs can be seen *Jason F'n Starr is the best* *Suicide Kid Arrives*
Daniels: We want to welcome everyone to this edition of SCW Agressive Behavior
Al: Tonight is going to be pretty incredible. First off we have the Road to the SCW Championship
Daniels: Indeed, which is going to take the place of the SCW Cup Championship. Four great matches
Al: Also the debut of Silas Brady
Daniels: Who is taking on the Suicide Kid, someone to be taken seriously
Al: And can you believe the main event? Jason F'n Starr taking on Kid Styles!
Daniels: Finally these two meet. Can't wait for it, let's get to our first match
Intro to ?Thug Love? plays; pyro explosion as soon as the drums kick in. Mist from dry ice all over the stage, RAGE steps out slowly through the mist. Stares at the ring intensely as he takes in what ever crowd reaction he gets. Begins walking to the ring talking trash about his opponent, and any fans he doesn?t like. RAGE slides underneath the bottom ring rope and stands to his feet. He goes to the middle of the ring and does a slow 360 degree spin as he looks out into the crowd, pounds his fist on his chest 2 times, and then throws up two upside down peace signs, (sign for his hometown, Atlanta).
Daniels: A walking legend right there in the ring. This is going to be one great match up, with Dazz the rookie in this match looking to take down the legend Rage. Just think about what a win like that would do for Dazz?s career?
Al: I don?t think he can beat Rage, just look at his rap sheet. He has a list of championships. Dazz must be a bit worried on what could happen here.
"10 Scene Points To the Winner" by Funeral For A Friend hits and The arena is bathed in a green light as Dazz appears at the top of the stage, he slowly walks down to ringside, depending on his opponent he'll slap hands with fans. he slides into the ring and stalks round it before jumping up on one turnbuckle and saluting the crowd.
Daniels: This is going to be great match on the road to the SCW Cup. Both of these wrestlers want some gold around there waist and this is the first step in getting that gold.
The ref calls for the bell and Rage and Dazz circle around each other in the ring. Rage has the size advantage but that leaves Dazz with the speed. Both wrestlers look at each other before Dazz jumps the gun and he goes after Rage with a quick combo of kicks to the side of the legs and punches to the face. Rage is stunned for the moment and he falls back into the ropes. Dazz plays the crowd and Rage quickly grabs Dazz and he whips him with authority into the turnbuckle pads, sending Dazz bouncing off of them with a thud and falling to the mat.
Daniels: Dazz should have stayed on Rage. That was a rookie mistake that just caused him to fall hard.
Rage lifts up Dazz but is stunned with an uppercut. Dazz runs the ropes and he comes back with a quick elbow to the side of Rages head, which sends him stumbling down onto the mat. Dazz runs the ropes once again and when he comes back he leaps up onto the middle rope and he flips backwards looking for a Lionsault on the larger Rage, but his opponent rolls out of the way and Dazz lands on his feet.
Daniels: What agility by Dazz out there.
Rage and Dazz square off and they start to grapple. Rage has the size on his side and he shoves him backwards into the ropes and he sends him out of the ring with one more hard shove. Dazz falls through the middle rope and he rolls on the floor below as Rage climbs out of the ring.
Al: Rage is from the streets, and he is taking the fight to where he is most comfortable with.
Rage grabs Dazz and he throws him into the guard rail, which causes it to go back into the crowd. Dazz lays against it in pain and Rage grabs him and lifts him up for a Suplex onto the floor. Dazz reverses it and he throws himself forward, sending Rage back first into the ring apron with a thud. Dazz rolls into the ring breaking the refs count and he calls for some big time move. He grabs the top rope and he corkscrews out of the ring onto his opponent below. The fans get on there feet because they smell an upset right here.
Daniels: Dazz has Rage down and out, all he has to do is hit him with something big and this match could be all but over right now!
[/i]Dazz gets up to his feet and he plays the crowd before he rolls Rage into the ring and he climbs to the top rope. He leaps off the top rope with a frog splash which connects right to the chest of Rave! [/i]
Al: Holy Crap, I think Dazz has Rages Number right here!
Dazz makes the cover and the ref counts. One! Two! Kick out at the last moment!
Daniels: So close, I think Dazz thinks he had the match won.
Dazz gets up smiling but then he realizes that Rage kicked out. He runs his hand through his black hair and he starts to stomp away at the chest of Rage. He pulls Rage up to his feet and he calls for the end. He kicks Rage in the chest before he spins him around and he attempts an Edge of Reason. He goes for the move but Rage fights out of it and throws Dazz off of him, before he lays him out with a big time Belly to Back Suplex. He drags Dazz to his feet and he then flattens him with a big time Spinebuster, knocking all the wind out of the younger Dazz.
Al: Rage is full of Rage right now. No pun intended.
Daniels: How original.
Rage grabs Dazz and he looks pissed off right now. He starts to punch him in the face Lou Thez style. Dazz starts to bleed from the nose and the ref calls for Rage to stop. Rage gets up and he makes the cover on the hurting Dazz. The ref counts to two and a half but Dazz gets his foot on the ropes! Rage gets up looking pissed off and he lifts Dazz to his feet and he lock the younger Dazz into the cobra clutch, locking the move in tight. The ref checks on Dazz who is slowly fading away here and Rage is shaking him violently with this hold. He even goes as far as lifting him up off the mat and shaking him like a rag doll. The fans are on there feet cheering half for Dazz and half for the legend Rage right now. Dazz is slowly falling out of conciseness right now and Rage is really squeezing in on the hold.
Daniels: This match could be over if Dazz cant find away out of this. He is fading fast right now.
Rage is still adding more pressure and the fans can see that Dazz is going to pass out. The ref walks over to Dazz and he grabs his arm and he raises it in the air. He holds it up and he keeps it in the air for a second before he drops it. It falls like a rock to the side of Dazz and the ref holds one finger up. Rage yells at the ref to hurry up and the ref grabs Dazz?s arm another time and he holds it up. He drops it and it falls to the side of Dazz again. HE holds up his hand once again and he holds to fingers in the air.
Daniels: One more drop of Dazz?s arm and Rage is going to win this match by Knock Out.
The ref grabs Dazz?s arm once again and he lifts it up into the air. But suddenly Dazz?s leg shoot backwards and he catches Rage with a foot to the crotch. The ref did not see it and Rage lets go of Dazz, who quickly rolls up the stunned Rage. The ref makes the count.
?One Two?
No! Rage kicks out at the last time and everyone in the crowd is stunned that Dazz could fight out of the move like that at the very last moment. Dazz quickly gets back to his feet and it seems like he has gotten his second wind. He runs the ropes and he dives towards Rage with a big time Dropkick. Rage falls over onto the mat and Dazz climbs to the top rope and he leaps off with a Front Flip. He lands on top of Rage with a huge Swanton Bomb!
Daniels: I think this is Dazz?s night. First he stuns Rage with that roll up out of the cobra clutch and now he lands that Swanton Bomb. I think this one is going to be over soon.
Al: Rage has taken much worse abuse and has come back for more. I think Dazz is going to have to nail something with more impact if he wants to end this match and go further down the road towards the SCW Cup.
That?s just what Dazz attempts to do and he lifts Rage up off the mat and he pulls him near the turnbuckles. He climbs to the top rope and he sits down on it and he grabs Rage in a front face lock. He calls out for a Tornado DDT, and the fans are ready to see an upset. They start to cheer loudly as Dazz leaps off the top and he spins around and he attempts the Tornado DDT, but Rage catches him and he drills him onto the mat nearly head first with a huge Northern Lights Suplex! Dazz is stunned on the mat and Rage makes the Atlanta sign to the fans.
Daniels: That just ended all of Dazz?s momentum right there.
Rage lifts up his opponent and he throws him into the ropes. Dazz bounces off and Rage attempts a big boot, but Dazz at the last moment ducks the blows and he elbows Rage in the back of the head hard and he grabs him for a neck breaker, before he yells out for the Menace.
Daniels: If he hits it, it will bill the biggest upset in SCW history.
Dazz flips Rage over and BAM! He drills him into the mat with a Face buster. Rage is down and out from the Menance and Dazz rolls him over and he covers him. The shocked ref counts to three and the fans explode in cheers.
Winner of the match: Dazz
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:39 PM
Mike Hanson VS Ghostface
Quick Result
Hanson and Ghostface exchange blows back and forth until Ghostface gets the upper hand. Hanson throws Ghostface off the ropes and goes for a clothesline that Ghostface ducks. Ghostface hits the Faceless on Hanson, and goes for a the quick cover....1.......2........3
Winner: Ghostface
"C'mon, C'mon" by The Von Bondies blares over the speakers as Silas races down the ramp, wasting no time. He slides in, reaching nearly the other side of the ring before hopping to his feet and climbing the turnbuckle whereby he poses for the fans. Silas then jumps off and shadow boxes lightly as he waits for his opponent.
Daniels: And the first opponent of our next match is the prot?g? of the former TKOW Pres-
Al:*giving Daniels a glare* Don?t you say his name.
Daniels: Okay? the first of our debuting opponents is ?The Gentleman? Silas Brady. The man he?ll be fighting-
Al: Man? He?s a boy! 16, and goes by the name Suicide Kid. Why don?t he do us all a favor and do himself in already?
?In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3? by Coheed and Camrbia hits and the slow intro part of the song is heard. At the 40 second mark when the guitar gets heavy the Suicide Kid emerges from the curtain, holding up the straight edge X. He slaps the hands of the fans on the way down and rolls into the ring. He climbs to the middle rope and holds up the X. He takes off his zip up hoody and waits in the corner for the match to begin.
As the bell rings Brady removes his fedora, placing it on his turnbuckle. He moves to the center of the ring, a smile on his face, waiting for Suicide Kid to join him. S. Kid drops his hoody and sprints toward his opponent. He stops just shy of Brady and swiftly attempts a superkick, which Silas ducks.
Daniels: The Suicide Kid is trying to start things off hard and fast, showing a bit of his speed.
Brady moves in before S. Kid can recover and maneuvers him into a belly-to-belly double armbar, lifting his opponent off the floor and holding, then Silas falls backwards into a suplex. Some of the audience whistles and applauds, calling out Brady?s name.
Daniels: Looks like Brady?s off to a good start proving he has an answer for every move Suicide Kid makes.
Al: Doesn?t matter. He?ll go downhill and end up just like that loser Rave. *looking at a pretty woman in the front row and showing her his title* Hey, gorgeous, how about we meet up after this is over?
S. Kid, a determined look on his face, gets up, runs to the ropes and up them, jumping off the top one with a flying cross body into Brady, taking him down to the mat.
Al: *barely watching, flirting with the woman* See? What?d I tell ya? Already down. *Al winks at the woman*
Suicide Kid moves quickly for a figure four leg lock. Brady, a bit of wind knocked out of him, fights against him with effort as he realizes what Kid is doing. He manages to just keep from getting his legs locked. Silas unexpectedly jerks his legs into Suicide Kid hard, simultaneously rocking up and forward (as if doing a stomach crunch) and punching the back of both Kid?s knees. He catches Kid as he falls and throws him to the side?Kid still trying to hold onto Silas? legs. However, Kid abandons the hold as he hits the mat. Brady rolls Kid onto his stomach and puts him into the Wakigatame Armbar. More cheers rise from the audience for Brady.
Daniels: He may have been down, but he?s definitely not out.
Al: *to the woman* Yeah, I?d like to take you out.
S. Kid cries out as Brady applies pressure. S. Kid attempts to reach the ropes just a few feet away, using his free arm and legs to work his way towards them, taking Brady along. The ref drops to see if he wants to tap. Suicide Kid shakes his head, reaching out for the ropes, crying out again as Silas wrenches harder. He eventually pulls himself to the ropes and grabs the first one. The referee calls for the release of the armbar and Brady complies, getting to his feet and backing off.
Suicide Kid uses his good arm to pull himself up, moving his worked arm around, glaring at Brady. He rushes his opponent. They lock up. Brady has a slight advantage with his weight and gradually forces Suicide Kid back. Finally getting an upper hand, Brady hits his From Pillar to Post (Wristclutch Northern Lights Suplex into the turnbuckle) on Suicide Kid. ?Ouchs? and ?oowws? are heard from the crowd, along with cheers.
After a moment or two S. Kid gives his head a shake and explodes up from the turnbuckle, hitting Silas with a tornado DDT. He pulls Brady up and into a back suplex. Before Silas can get back to his feet Suicide Kid practically runs up the turnbuckle and bounces off the top rope, hitting him with a split-legged moonsault. Kid goes for the pin by hooking a leg.
Ref:One?
Tw?Kickout!
Brady gets a shoulder up. Kid slaps the mat in frustration. He gets up and moves back. As Silas rises, Kid runs at him, hitting him with a Shining Wizard and taking him back down momentarily. Brady fights back, however, and goes for another armbar on the same arm as before. Kid tosses him off and rolls away, getting to his feet just in time for Brady to hoist him up and into a German suplex, followed by rolling into a second. Silas immediately goes for the pin.
Ref: One?
Two?
Kickout!
Silas pulls Suicide Kid up and performs a 180-degree spin sit-out pedigree, rolls him over and follows with a crucifix armbar on Kid?s opposite arm from before. Kid writhes and kicks a leg to the mat with force--pushing himself to the side just enough to touch the bottom rope with his other foot. The ref calls for the break and after a one count, Brady releases.
Daniels: Brady?s working Suicide Kid?s arms, wearing them down.
Al: *STILL chatting up the pretty blonde* Babe, I never wear down.
Daniels: *turning to Al, indignant* I?m NOT your babe? oh? *concentrating on the match* Back in the ring it looks like Kid?s still determined to have a go at Brady as he tries a spinning heel kick.
Silas ducks but reaches up and catches the leg. He secures Kid?s foot under his armpit and sends stiff kicks to the other leg. His opponent hops up, kicking Brady in the breadbasket with his free foot, his upper body falling to the mat. Silas bends over (and is pulled down) with an ?oof? and releases Kid?s foot. Kid immediately jumps up and grabs Brady, pulling him up and into the CM Crusher (Ki-Krusher). He goes for the pin count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Thr?Kickout!
Kid jumps up and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and launches himself into the air, performing a frog splash. Brady rolls out of the way in the last few seconds and Kid hits nothing but mat. When he gets up, Silas hits him with a head scissors takedown. He rolls S. Kid onto his stomach and applies a double bridging armbar. Kid cries out, slowly pulling his knees up under him and raising up on them to relieve a bit of the pressure to both his worked arms. The ref asks Suicide Kid if he wants to give up, but he refuses vehemently.
Daniels: The fans are really cheering for the Suicide Kid as he refuses to give up to Rave?s star pupil.
Al: You mean star pimple.
Brady finally releases the hold when he realizes the Suicide Kid won?t give. He lets Kid?s arms drop and stands up. Kid stays there for a few moments then pulls his arms under him and pushes up and sits back onto his knees, waiting for Brady?s next move. Silas, however, moves a few steps back and flexes his arms a bit. He rubs a tender spot on his head, waiting on Kid. The crowd cheers for both opponents?quite a number calling out for S. Kid not to give up.
The Suicide Kid rises to his feet, calculating his next move, flexing his arms and rolling his shoulders. He motions for Brady to come at him. Silas does. They slowly circle the middle of the ring. The Suicide Kid bursts into motion, spearing Brady, throwing him down on the mat near the ropes. Kid climbs the ropes and attempts a guillotine leg drop but Silas rolls under the ropes and out onto the apron avoiding it.
Daniels: The Suicide Kid is not giving up, still trying to take out Brady for a win here, but I don?t think Brady?s going to let him.
Silas climbs to the top rope on the outside and hits S. Kid with a missile dropkick as he gets up. Brady pulls Kid to his feet. The audience gets loud with cheers as Brady picks up Kid, tossing his legs over his shoulder.
Daniels: Apparently Brady?s decided enough is enough. Looks like he?s going for the Masque of the Red Death!
Al: Huh? *turns toward the ring* Wasn?t that a B movie with that creepy Price guy?
Brady carries through with move (Emerald Frosion) and falls over S. Kid for the count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Three!
The Suicide Kid kicks out, but it?s too late. Brady gets up and the referee raises his hand, declaring him the winner.
Winner: Silas Brady
**commercial**
Quick Result
Hanson and Ghostface exchange blows back and forth until Ghostface gets the upper hand. Hanson throws Ghostface off the ropes and goes for a clothesline that Ghostface ducks. Ghostface hits the Faceless on Hanson, and goes for a the quick cover....1.......2........3
Winner: Ghostface
"C'mon, C'mon" by The Von Bondies blares over the speakers as Silas races down the ramp, wasting no time. He slides in, reaching nearly the other side of the ring before hopping to his feet and climbing the turnbuckle whereby he poses for the fans. Silas then jumps off and shadow boxes lightly as he waits for his opponent.
Daniels: And the first opponent of our next match is the prot?g? of the former TKOW Pres-
Al:*giving Daniels a glare* Don?t you say his name.
Daniels: Okay? the first of our debuting opponents is ?The Gentleman? Silas Brady. The man he?ll be fighting-
Al: Man? He?s a boy! 16, and goes by the name Suicide Kid. Why don?t he do us all a favor and do himself in already?
?In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3? by Coheed and Camrbia hits and the slow intro part of the song is heard. At the 40 second mark when the guitar gets heavy the Suicide Kid emerges from the curtain, holding up the straight edge X. He slaps the hands of the fans on the way down and rolls into the ring. He climbs to the middle rope and holds up the X. He takes off his zip up hoody and waits in the corner for the match to begin.
As the bell rings Brady removes his fedora, placing it on his turnbuckle. He moves to the center of the ring, a smile on his face, waiting for Suicide Kid to join him. S. Kid drops his hoody and sprints toward his opponent. He stops just shy of Brady and swiftly attempts a superkick, which Silas ducks.
Daniels: The Suicide Kid is trying to start things off hard and fast, showing a bit of his speed.
Brady moves in before S. Kid can recover and maneuvers him into a belly-to-belly double armbar, lifting his opponent off the floor and holding, then Silas falls backwards into a suplex. Some of the audience whistles and applauds, calling out Brady?s name.
Daniels: Looks like Brady?s off to a good start proving he has an answer for every move Suicide Kid makes.
Al: Doesn?t matter. He?ll go downhill and end up just like that loser Rave. *looking at a pretty woman in the front row and showing her his title* Hey, gorgeous, how about we meet up after this is over?
S. Kid, a determined look on his face, gets up, runs to the ropes and up them, jumping off the top one with a flying cross body into Brady, taking him down to the mat.
Al: *barely watching, flirting with the woman* See? What?d I tell ya? Already down. *Al winks at the woman*
Suicide Kid moves quickly for a figure four leg lock. Brady, a bit of wind knocked out of him, fights against him with effort as he realizes what Kid is doing. He manages to just keep from getting his legs locked. Silas unexpectedly jerks his legs into Suicide Kid hard, simultaneously rocking up and forward (as if doing a stomach crunch) and punching the back of both Kid?s knees. He catches Kid as he falls and throws him to the side?Kid still trying to hold onto Silas? legs. However, Kid abandons the hold as he hits the mat. Brady rolls Kid onto his stomach and puts him into the Wakigatame Armbar. More cheers rise from the audience for Brady.
Daniels: He may have been down, but he?s definitely not out.
Al: *to the woman* Yeah, I?d like to take you out.
S. Kid cries out as Brady applies pressure. S. Kid attempts to reach the ropes just a few feet away, using his free arm and legs to work his way towards them, taking Brady along. The ref drops to see if he wants to tap. Suicide Kid shakes his head, reaching out for the ropes, crying out again as Silas wrenches harder. He eventually pulls himself to the ropes and grabs the first one. The referee calls for the release of the armbar and Brady complies, getting to his feet and backing off.
Suicide Kid uses his good arm to pull himself up, moving his worked arm around, glaring at Brady. He rushes his opponent. They lock up. Brady has a slight advantage with his weight and gradually forces Suicide Kid back. Finally getting an upper hand, Brady hits his From Pillar to Post (Wristclutch Northern Lights Suplex into the turnbuckle) on Suicide Kid. ?Ouchs? and ?oowws? are heard from the crowd, along with cheers.
After a moment or two S. Kid gives his head a shake and explodes up from the turnbuckle, hitting Silas with a tornado DDT. He pulls Brady up and into a back suplex. Before Silas can get back to his feet Suicide Kid practically runs up the turnbuckle and bounces off the top rope, hitting him with a split-legged moonsault. Kid goes for the pin by hooking a leg.
Ref:One?
Tw?Kickout!
Brady gets a shoulder up. Kid slaps the mat in frustration. He gets up and moves back. As Silas rises, Kid runs at him, hitting him with a Shining Wizard and taking him back down momentarily. Brady fights back, however, and goes for another armbar on the same arm as before. Kid tosses him off and rolls away, getting to his feet just in time for Brady to hoist him up and into a German suplex, followed by rolling into a second. Silas immediately goes for the pin.
Ref: One?
Two?
Kickout!
Silas pulls Suicide Kid up and performs a 180-degree spin sit-out pedigree, rolls him over and follows with a crucifix armbar on Kid?s opposite arm from before. Kid writhes and kicks a leg to the mat with force--pushing himself to the side just enough to touch the bottom rope with his other foot. The ref calls for the break and after a one count, Brady releases.
Daniels: Brady?s working Suicide Kid?s arms, wearing them down.
Al: *STILL chatting up the pretty blonde* Babe, I never wear down.
Daniels: *turning to Al, indignant* I?m NOT your babe? oh? *concentrating on the match* Back in the ring it looks like Kid?s still determined to have a go at Brady as he tries a spinning heel kick.
Silas ducks but reaches up and catches the leg. He secures Kid?s foot under his armpit and sends stiff kicks to the other leg. His opponent hops up, kicking Brady in the breadbasket with his free foot, his upper body falling to the mat. Silas bends over (and is pulled down) with an ?oof? and releases Kid?s foot. Kid immediately jumps up and grabs Brady, pulling him up and into the CM Crusher (Ki-Krusher). He goes for the pin count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Thr?Kickout!
Kid jumps up and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and launches himself into the air, performing a frog splash. Brady rolls out of the way in the last few seconds and Kid hits nothing but mat. When he gets up, Silas hits him with a head scissors takedown. He rolls S. Kid onto his stomach and applies a double bridging armbar. Kid cries out, slowly pulling his knees up under him and raising up on them to relieve a bit of the pressure to both his worked arms. The ref asks Suicide Kid if he wants to give up, but he refuses vehemently.
Daniels: The fans are really cheering for the Suicide Kid as he refuses to give up to Rave?s star pupil.
Al: You mean star pimple.
Brady finally releases the hold when he realizes the Suicide Kid won?t give. He lets Kid?s arms drop and stands up. Kid stays there for a few moments then pulls his arms under him and pushes up and sits back onto his knees, waiting for Brady?s next move. Silas, however, moves a few steps back and flexes his arms a bit. He rubs a tender spot on his head, waiting on Kid. The crowd cheers for both opponents?quite a number calling out for S. Kid not to give up.
The Suicide Kid rises to his feet, calculating his next move, flexing his arms and rolling his shoulders. He motions for Brady to come at him. Silas does. They slowly circle the middle of the ring. The Suicide Kid bursts into motion, spearing Brady, throwing him down on the mat near the ropes. Kid climbs the ropes and attempts a guillotine leg drop but Silas rolls under the ropes and out onto the apron avoiding it.
Daniels: The Suicide Kid is not giving up, still trying to take out Brady for a win here, but I don?t think Brady?s going to let him.
Silas climbs to the top rope on the outside and hits S. Kid with a missile dropkick as he gets up. Brady pulls Kid to his feet. The audience gets loud with cheers as Brady picks up Kid, tossing his legs over his shoulder.
Daniels: Apparently Brady?s decided enough is enough. Looks like he?s going for the Masque of the Red Death!
Al: Huh? *turns toward the ring* Wasn?t that a B movie with that creepy Price guy?
Brady carries through with move (Emerald Frosion) and falls over S. Kid for the count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Three!
The Suicide Kid kicks out, but it?s too late. Brady gets up and the referee raises his hand, declaring him the winner.
Winner: Silas Brady
**commercial**
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:41 PM
Daniels: Now we're going to continue with the Road to the SCW Championship
Al: At least we're going to get a decent match finally
"Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against The Machine plays and out comes James Orich. He comes right out, energetic and jumping around. He moves to one side of the stage to raise his arms, still jumping, than moves to the otherside, trying to get the crowd excited. He moves down the aisle way, halting most of his jumping, but still taunting alot. When he gets near the ring, he runs and slides into it, makes 225 degree turn towards the bottom-left turn buckle. He jumps onto the second ropes and raises his arms, than turns and sits on the top to wait for his opponent
"Holla back Girl" by Gwen Stefani hits the the PA and Kaycee Tanner walks out onto the stage, followed closely by Jeremiah Young. They walk down the ramp, Kaycee slapping hands with fans on the way. Once they reach the ring, Kaycee slides in and hops on the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans.
Al: This is what I meant by decent.
Daniels: Why do I put up with you?
The bell rings and the match gets underway. The two competitors circle around each other before locking up in the center of the ring. Tanner goes behind with a waist lock but Orich quickly counters with a top wrist lock. Tanner quickly takes Orich down with a single leg before slapping him into a grapevine. Orich counters with a UFC styled arm bar but Tanner rolls through into a school boy!
One?Two?
Orich kicks out. Tanner quickly leaps onto the back of Orich locking him into a rear naked choke but Orich breaks the hold and places Tanner into a wrist lock. Tanner kicks up and takes Orich down with a wrist lock but Orich rolls through and takes Tanner down with a single leg before quickly applying a single leg crab. Tanner quickly makes her way to the ropes which breaks the hold. Tanner quickly pops up and shakes out her leg as the crowd gives both wrestlers a round of applause. Tanner and Orich lock horns once again in the center of the ring with Tanner once again putting Orich in a waist lock. Tanner takes Orich to the canvas with a single leg sweep before swinging around and locking Orich into a front chancery. Orich quickly counters with a hammerlock but Tanner returns the favor. Tanner brings Orich to his feet but Orich rolls through and tries to take down Tanner with a wrist lock but Tanner counters mid move with an arm drag that sends Orich down hard to the canvas. Orich thinks twice before rolling out of the ring to get some fresh air. Orich slides back into the ring and runs directly into a knife edge chop from Tanner. Tanner follows up with another knife edge before going for an Irish whip. Orich counters and charges and runs into a foot from Kaycee. Kaycee goes for a suplex, Orich blocks, pulls her up for one of his own, Kaycee flips out, Orich turns around and goes for a clothesline, Kaycee ducks turns and kicks James hard in the back of the right knee. Orich falls to one knee as Kaycee bounces off the ropes and dropkicks him in the face while he?s on his knees! Tanner goes for the cover!
One?Two?
Orich kicks out at two. Tanner picks up Orich and fires him off of the ropes. Orich springboards into a flying cross body, Kaycee dropkicks him in the chest mid-air! She goes for another cover!
One?Two?
Orich kicks out once again. Tanner quickly gets up and heads to the top rope before Orich knows what is going on. Orich gets up and Kaycee jumps, looking for the Back to the Future but Orich moves! Kaycee lands on her feet but twists her ankle. Orich kicks her hurt ankle out and then does a leg lariot to her while shes on her knees! Orich goes for the cover!
One?Two?
Tanner kicks out at two. Orich picks up Tanner and goes for an Irish whip, but Tanner counters. Orich bounces off of the ropes as Tanner goes for a hurricanrana, but Orich anticipates and catches Kaycee with a snap powerbomb! Orich goes for the cover!
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Kaycee just gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Orich goes for a springboard moonsault, but Kaycee gets up and dropkicks him before he jumps, sending him over the ropes to the floor! Jeremy Young gets in Orich's face talking trash as always. Orich gets up and shoves Jeremy, and Jeremy shoves back as Kaycee climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Tanner dives off to the outside with a plancha but Orich shoves Jeremy in the way and she crashlands into him! James grabs her and rams her hard spine first into the guardrail. Orich picks her up and suplexes her down onto the cold concrete floor. He pulls her up and climbs up onto the outside apron with her. Orich grabs her so she?s standing facing the outside and he?s facing the ropes, and falls backwards with a DDT off the apron to the arena floor! Tanner screams out in pain as Orich admires his handy work. Orich rolls Tanner into the ring and goes for the cover.
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Tanner just gets a shoulder up again. Orich argues with the referee before continuing on the attack. Orich picks up Tanner and slams her hard to the canvas with a belly to back suplex. Orich goes for the cover and only gets a near fall. Orich picks up Tanner before slamming her back down to the canvas with a Russian leg sweep. Orich goes for the cover once again.
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Tanner kicks out. Orich is becoming frustrated and signals for the end of the match. Orich picks up Kaycee and places her on the top turnbuckle. He jumps up the ropes and onto her shoulders for the hurricanrana, but she holds on locking her legs in the ropes. She holds onto Orich who is upside down in the air and locks his arms behind her legs, before jumping forward with a 2nd rope "Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period!? Kaycee goes for the cover!
One?Two?THREE!!!
Kaycee wins the match
Al: I knew the girl had it in her
Daniels: And she advances in this tournament. However lets get to right to our next match
"Outshined" by Soungarden plays as JD appears to slice through a cloud of fog, then salutes the ring. He sheathes the sword, then slowly saunters down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and enters the ring between the top and middle ropes, then pauses and draws his katana and points it at his opponent or the entrance area, depending. He then salutes again, then sheathes the katana and hands it to a crewmember nearby.
Weighing in at 160lbs, he is 5'11" and from Oklahoma City - "The Analytical Warrior" James Dawson!!
The Light?s go off and ?Hanibal Overture? from The Phantom of the Operaplays throughout the arena. Out comes Dark Schnitzel. . Schnitzel takes his time walking down the ramp way. Dark Schnitzel then makes his way into the ring. Schnitzel climbs the stairs. He laughs while Jimmy runs down with a fire extinguisher. Dark then raises his arms when suddenly the turnbuckle pyro goes off.The Music loops back to the beginning right when his face strikes fire. Schnitzel gives a quick grin through the flames and Jimmy turns on the fire extinguisher. Smoke surrounds him. When the smoke clears,Schnitzel is the ring. The fire is ignited,his face is in tact. The music fades out.
Richard Head: Weighing in at 320lbs at seven foot tall, from parts unknown, Dark Schnitzel!
Schnitzel stares down Dawson who slides out of the ring.
Al: I always knew Dawson had brains! Would you want to fight that freak Al?!
Daniels: I sure as hell would not.
James Dawson circles the ring for a minute trying to pick his spot to get back in, Schnitzel walks up to the ropes and leans over, spitting at Dawson's face. James wipes the spit from his brow and then quickly slides into the ring through Schnitzel's legs, bouncing off the rope and hitting Schnitzel with a quick clothesline Schnitzel shakes off the clothesline as Dawson stands up and delivers a standing enziguri to the big man, who again just shakes it off and looks at Dawson with a questionable grin. Dawson shakes his head and then hit leaps up with a dropkick to Schnitzel, but the big man once again just stands there motionless, the drop kick seemingly having little effect on the freak.
Al: Dawson is throwing everything he has at Schnitzel and the weirdo is just standing there like the shots are being handed to him by a two year old!
Dawson shakes his head again in utter disbelief before rolling out of the ring and grabbing a chair, and as Schnitzel watches with a big grin on his face, Dawson rolls back into the ring and attempts to swing the chair at Schnitzel but the ref grabs it away from him and takes it to the outside, but whilst the referee is dealing with the chair, Dawson hits Schnitzel with a low blow.
Al: Ha! That knocked the big freak down!
Schnitzel crumples to the ground holding his testicles and Dawson starts on Schnitzel like a hungry dog, laying into him with quick boots, backing the big guy into the corner, Dawson then steps back and runs at Schnitzel, leaping onto him with a Bronco Buster, Schnitzel grabs at his throat as Dawson plays to the crowd, who give him a loud cheer.
Daniels: The crowd love Dawson for kicking that freak in the nuts!
Dawson walks back towards Schnitzel and grabs at his head trying to pull him up, but Schnitzel lays into Dawson with rights and lefts to the gut and then shoves him backwards onto his ass. Dawson quickly gets back up and runs back at Schnitzel, but The Dark One delivers a mighty headbut to Dawson, causing Dawson to riccohchete backwards and stand up straight before stumbling around and dropping to the ground face first.
Al: Dawson is busted open from that headbut!
Schnitzel slowly gets to his feet and starts right back on James Dawson with an illegal choke, the ref counts for Schnitzel to break it, which he does, but then locks in the hold again, the referee tells Schnitzel to break the hold and gives him a warning, Schnitzel breaks the hold and then slams Dawson's head to the mat before lifting him up and delivering a devastating Sin Eater on him.
Al: This match is over!
Schnitzel looks at Dawson and starts to grin before looking at the top turnbuckle and heading over to it.
Daniels: What the hell! I think Schnitzel could be making a huge mistake here!
Schnitzel climbs the rope and eyes up Dawson for a diving clothesline, as Dawson gets to his feet Schnitzel leaps from the top rope but Dawson rolls underneath the clothesline and turns around hitting the Reason's End on Schnitzel!
Al: If Dawson can get the cover this match is over!!
Dawson crawls over to Schnitzel and is about to drape his arm over him when Claire Matthews runs to the ring apron from in the crowd, Claire hops up on the apron and the ref runs over to her as Dawson covers Schnitzel, the ref tussles with Claire to get her off the apron but he gets his watch caught in her shoulder strap and as he tries to pull away he accidentally tears her shirt off revealing her breasts to the crowd who let out a loud cheer!
Al: What the hell!! The referee just pulled Claire's shirt off!
Daniels: Its just because you are jelous.
Al: Am not.
Daniels: Whatever....
Meanwhile, whilst Claire has the ref distracted, Bob Lancelot runs into the ring from the crowd and lifts Dawson off Schnitzel and plants him with the Swinging Bells in the middle of the ring, he then drags Schnitzel ontop of Dawson and then slides out the ring and hides beside the apron as Claire points for the referee to get on with the match. The ref runs over to the middle of the ring and begins to count.
1...........
2................
3......................
Al: Schnitzel won!
Daniels: Dawson would of won that match if it wasn't for Bob and Claire interfering!
Al: Ah well, shit happens.
Schnitzel gets to his feet as Bob and Claire, (who has now managed to put her vest back on) gets back into the ring, Bob stares at Schnitzel and mouths the words "I just saved your ass." pointing at Dawson, Schnitzel looks at Dawson then shrugs his shoulders before saying "He is all your's - do what you find fitting" he then exits the ring, heading to the back leaving Bob and Claire in the ring with James Dawson. Bob shakes his head and turns to leave but Claire stops him and takes a fork out of her skirt pocket and hands it to Bob, who upon seing the sharp implement, begins to smile as he takes the fork from Claire and begins to stalks James Dawson with the fork.
Al: Oh no Bob has the fork!
Suddenly the crowd start to cheer as Jason Starr runs into the ring from the crowd and starts to beat on Bob, James Dawson gets to his feet and helps Starr toss Bob over the top rope, Dawson then leaps over the top rope with a diving cross body onto Bob on the outside as Starr turns his attention to Claire who is cowering in the corner of the ring. A big wide grin emerges across Starr's face as Claire begins to shake her head and mouth "No!" as Starr walks over to her Claire drops to her knee's and starts to beg for Starr to leave her alone.
Al: What is Starr going to do to Claire??
Starr puts his hand to his chin and begins to think, but then he grabs Claire by the hair and pulls her inbetween his legs and hits The Sidewinder on her planting her in the middle of the ring.
Daniels: Starr just hit the sidewinder on Claire why isn't Schnitzel coming out to help!?
Jason Starr looks at Claire who is motionless in the ring and starts to laugh, he rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic, rolling back into the ring again and looking at Claire.
Starr: Claire Matthews, I told you the fun was just getting started, didn't I!??
With that Starr drops the mic onto the floor and begins to remove the motionless Claire's shirt, Starr then gets onto one knee and lifts Claire over it, her bear breasts pushing against his knee cap, then with a wide smile across his face Starr slowly removes Claire's skirt to reveal a tight black thong. Starr looks around at the crowd and then rubs his hands together, the smile on his face growing even bigger as he teases removing Claire's thong.
Al: Starr is going to strip Claire naked!
Daniels: Now this is taking it too far!
Al: No its not!!! Go Jason Starr!
Starr picks the mic back up off the floor, he looks at the crowd and then raises the mic to his mouth.
Starr: So should I or shouldn't I??
The crowd start to chant "Do It, Do It" so Starr slowly starts to pull down Claire's thong but Bob Lancelot quickly leaps back into the ring and hits Starr over the back of the head with a hard forearm and then quickly pull's Claire's thong back around her waist.
Al: Nooo Bob, what the fuck are you doing!!
Bob lifts Claire pulls Claire out of the ring and lifts her over his shoulders as he walks back up the entrance ramp, pointing at Starr, shouting profanities at him as Starr leans over the top rope and smiles at Bob and motions pulling down Claire's thong as Bob heads back behind the curtain with Claire still over his shoulder.
Commercial
Daniels: Now its time to hear from a man who seems very determined
Al: You know, I like Redman. He's got a great deal of talent
The lights fade out to black, leaving only the flash bulbs from the cameras in the crowd to light the arena. Lightly in the background we begin to hear the Gregorian chant before an ominous voice resonates over top of it.
And I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgment
I will take upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who have has me
O Lord, raise me to thy hand
And count me among thy saints
Never shall innocent blood be shed
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow forth like a river
The one shall spread his blackened wings
And be the vengeful striking hammer of God
The chant ends as the crowd grows in anticipation. Suddenly the first guitar chords of Sevendust?s ?Enemy? echo throughout as white strobe lights begin to flicker on the stage. A white smoke also emanates from stage as a dark, foreboding figure begins to appear in the background. Suddenly the amplitude of the guitar rifts is kicked up as Nate Redman forges ahead to tremendous heat from the crowd.
Daniels: Well here he is! The only remaining member of the Empire Saints, Nate Redman!
Al: And the best member at that! He is going to do some serious damage here in SCW!
Redman does not acknowledge the crowd as he rumbles down the aisle with his head down, appearing completely focused on the task at hand. Redman heads straight to his corner and climbs the middle rope, posing for the crowd before returning to the canvas and asking for a microphone.
Al: Look at that suit Daniels! This man has some serious style!
Daniels: Why don't you just ask him on a date already then Al?!
Redman: Well I know I am not on the card and not scheduled to be out here, but when has that ever stopped me before? You see, just like I said at the past Aggressive Behavior, there is not a damn thing that the SCW big wigs can do to stop me.
The crowd boos furiously at Redman?s anti-SCW comments.
Redman: But I must say, they sure as hell are trying. After what could have been the greatest thing to ever hit this shit hole came to fruition last week, the SCW big wigs decided to get rid of two of their biggest headaches: my partners in crime ?The Master of the Ring? Jason Taylor and ?The Savior of Professional Wrestling? David Sadler!
The crowd boos at the mention of Jason Taylor?s name. Suddenly a chant of ?Kid Styles? resonates throughout the arena.
Redman: You can chant his name all you want but you know that punk bitch is not going to come anywhere near this ring when I am standing in the center of it.
This only antagonizes the crowd even more, as they begin to chant even louder for Kid Styles.
Daniels: Well that is not fair! Styles has a huge match later tonight against Jason Starr!
Al: Sounds like an excuse to me?
Daniels: Oh shut up Al!
Finally the chants begin to die down and Redman continues.
Redman: Like I was saying, in doing this they thought that they would end the most dominant trio ever assembled inside a professional wrestling ring, but they were WRONG! What they did was allow the Empire Saints to cover more ground in a less amount of time. David and Jason will soon take over TKOW much like they did here in SCW, and I will follow in Jason?s footsteps and become the NEW SCW Champion. But that is something that will be dealt with later on. Right now, I only have one person on my mind, and that is the trumpet wielding queer himself, Ian Vodoa.
Daniels: Finally the truth comes out about why Redman is out here, other than hearing himself talk!
Al: Poor Vodoa, he might be heading to the retirement home a bit early. Although, he was only a year or so away from it anyway!
Daniels: Oh please?
Al: At least Redman doesn?t lip sync his promos?
Redman: Vodoa, I have had just about enough of your antics as of late. You talk a tough game, but have not done much to show me that anything you say is true. First I absolutely dominated you in our first ever meeting in the triple threat match. Unfortunately that over the hill bitch Jason ?Fuck you over? Starr used underhanded tactics to pick up the win, because he knew, just like you did, that neither of you have a pinch of the talent that I have. But that wasn?t enough for you on that night Ian, oh no, you had to take it one step further. You cheap shot me after the match in hopes of eliminating me from this promotion. But luckily for these fans, you did not do so.
The fans rip Redman for even suggesting that they care for his well being. Redman ignores the jeers and continues with his rant.
Redman: Even after your humiliating defeat and failed attempt at injuring me, you continued to run your mouth as if you are something great here: Like you have actually accomplished anything in this business. I am a former WORLD champion, and have held titles in every promotion I have ever stopped in and SCW will soon be no different. While you continued to run your mouth, I kept quiet, training with the Empire Saints before destroying Deems at the very last Aggressive Behavior. And then when my two friends were in trouble, I went out and worked over two the best here in SCW, Kid Styles and Saphron. But once again showing your true colors, you butted your nose in business that did not pertain to you. You put your hands on me from behind once again and tried to injure me. But this time I was ready, and I made you pay for what you did to me. I taught you a lesson: A lesson I hoped you learned from. And right now I am confident you are not stupid enough to try and test me again.
Just as Redman finishes his sentence ?Just in Time? by The Brass River Band hits on the PA system and The Trumpet Player strides out, holding ?The White Dove?.
Daniels: Things are about to get very interesting Al!
Al: Yeah, we are about to see the butchering of a senior citizen! I can't wait!
The crowd goes crazy as The Trumpet Player then strolls down the ramp at a slow, leisured pace, casually chatting with the fans as he goes by. He then slides in the ring, and hands the ring announcer ?The White Dove? to keep his prized trumpet safe, before he faces Redman, who seems to not be happy with the sight of Vodoa in the ring. Vodoa then snatches the microphone from Redman fast enough that he does not react, before speaking.
Vodoa: Hi, Nate. How?s it going?
Vodoa smirks, and raises his shoulders questioningly, before continuing.
Vodoa: Your life hanging in O.K.? Keeping things together, controlling that uncivilized mob of yours, working at your real job at the McDonald?s across the road I?d think it?d be quite a hassle for your weak, little body to handle it all. Especially after I kicked your ass in so many directions your body became a compass, I must say seeing you breathing impresses me slightly. Bravo!
Vodoa claps his hands in sarcastic appreciation, smirking the entire time. Vodoa then continues.
Vodoa: But, in all truth, you seem a little bit more whiny than usual. And when I say that, I mean more then that PMS you?re going through, I?m- Oh, wait, you told me to keep that a secret. Seems you?ll have to have another sex change, then. What will you be this time, Nate? Shemale? Or maybe the elusive yet entertaining ?Neither? option? Both would fit you well. But that?s not the point, oh no, it is not. You are probably being such a depression because you were the one who got pinned in our last match, not me. In all technicalities, I did not lose. The record books may say that, but in truth, you were the one who got distracted, and pinned. Who cares if Starr ?used underhanded tactics?, because you just weren?t paying attention in the first place.
Redman quickly tries to grab the mike from Vodoa, but Ian raises his hand, making Redman miss. The crowd laughs slightly at Redman?s embarrassment as Vodoa continues to speak.
Vodoa: And then you accuse me of trying to retire you, Nate. You say that I tried to end your career, that I was going to eliminate you of a job besides that cashier thing. But you do not realize how wrong you are, Nate. You do not get that I would never do that...yet. What?s the point of taking you out before we face off against each other in the ring, where I will strike you down like a hunter does a duck. And much like said hunter, I will then, after taking you to my house, A.K.A. the ring, I will clean your body of its dignity and ability, before tossing you in the oven, and make you soon disappear. But that is then, this is now. And by the way, Mr. Former Champion...
Vodoa sighs, and hand-combs his hair, before once again continuing.
Vodoa: Where was it you held this title, ?champ?? No need to tell me, I can pretty much guess. You came along, walking down the sidewalk to your local bottle recycling plant, hoping to get that few dollars you need for your monthly pornography bill, when you saw a small toddler in the sandbox. Instantly your tiny mind decided he was an enemy, so you charged him. It was a vicious battle, and you only barely won after slapping sand in his eye. He ran away, and you officially proclaimed yourself a champion. It was only two seconds later that a big, tough five year old approached and sent you reeling, and back home to your parent?s basement. A very impressive win indeed, I?m sure all the fetuses in their momma?s belly look up to you as a hero of playground wrestling. Oh, wait, no they don?t, because they have that five year old to look up to.
Daniels: Vodoa sending some harsh words at Redman here.
Al: Sending? By what? E-mail?
Daniels: Oh boy...
Al: I?d say I?d be here all week, but spending that long in this dump would put me in a coma.
Vodoa: So, Nate, do you really want to end up facing me? I?m at least fifteen, if not more, percent stronger than that five year old, so you?d better reconsider. What do you say, Charlie Brown?
Vodoa tosses Redman the mike, and Nate catches it. Redman then speaks.
Redman: I must say pretty entertaining. Me working at McDonald?s, proclaiming myself a champion after defeating an infant: all pretty entertaining. Hell, that sandbox story isn?t too far from the truth. Me, the only adult, in a sandbox dealing with a bunch of infants, worrying about how and when I was going to get a face full of ?sand?; that pretty much sums up the last wrestling environment I was in. But that is beside the point. I thought I was onto bigger and better things when I came to SCW, but then they proved to me that this place is just as shitty as the one I came from, sticking me into a feud with a pathetic old man who is trying to sound hip when really the only sentence that would mention you and the word hip would be you receiving a hip replacement!
The crowd boos ferociously at Redman?s comments but the Raptor seems quite pleased with himself. Before he can say more, Vodoa snatches the microphone from his hand once again, which immediately wipes the smug look off of Redman?s face.
Vodoa: I like your style, kid. Well, actually, I don't. Because you talk like you came straight from the 50's. When was the last time someone besides you said "hip" until now? 1965? Please! With linguistics like that, I'd be hard pressed not to call you Sir Redman, Raptorious, or maybe even, simply, "Ug-a Ook". I'd take time to correct you, but you're probably too busy hunting Irish Elk with your rocks and spears. But, seriously, I'm amazed at your little attitude there. I bet your mom would've taught you better had she not been with me the entire time.
Vodoa smirks, obviously amused with himself, as the crowd cheers at his comments. Redman is slightly flustered from frustration, but shakes it off soon as Vodoa tosses him the mike, letting him speak again.
Redman: If anyone should know what I just said was out of date it would be a dinosaur such as yourself. But if you want to talk about outdated put downs, what about "I've been was with your mom all night" routine? That's not only outdated, but borderline childish. Are we back in the third grade? Maybe I should just fling a booger at you and call you a poopie face. Or maybe I should just push you off of the see-saw instead? Or maybe I will just beat your ass in the center of the ring right now!
Redman throws the microphone back at Vodoa before he begins to remove his sport jacket but Vodoa cuts him off.
Vodoa: Very clever, Nate, very clever. That's what I would've said had that impressed me. But it didn't. You know why? Because not only are you obviously infantile minded, due to your knowledge of young bullying, but you are also not very intimidating when you say anything. I know for a fact that you could never "beat my ass" at anytime. You are a true man of words and words alone, because by now, had you been a true man, you would've attacked me by now, though it would've been a failed attempt. So, please, enlighten me, tell me how you would be beating me up. Using a plastic claw, perhaps?
Vodoa tosses Redman the microphone again. Redman is about to speak when once again Vodoa swipes it from his grasp. But instead of letting Vodoa talk, Redman charges him and sends him down with a clothesline. Vodoa gets up to be hit with another clothesline. Vodoa gets up a third time, but ducks the move. Redman turns around to be hit with the microphone that Vodoa still had, sending "The Raptor" down. Vodoa tosses the mike, and begins stomping away at Redman. But Nate grabs "The Trumpet Player" by the foot, and trips him down onto his back. Redman gets on his knees, revealing he is bleeding from the mike shot. Redman then gets up fully, and elbow drops Ian in the throat. Redman then begins to hit Vodoa with a barrage of punches to the face, until Vodoa pushes him away. Both men get up, and Vodoa kicks Redman in the gut. Vodoa goes for a suplex, but Redman counters, and turns Vodoa around, before elbowing him in the face. Nate shakes his head, trying to recover in the brake of action. But he gets no time to heal, as Vodoa gets up quickly, and clotheslines Redman down. Vodoa then looks at the crowd, showing he is also bleeding. Vodoa then gets Redman up, and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Nate comes back, and Ian picks him up and hits him with a one-handed spine buster. Vodoa tries to get Redman up again, but "The Raptor" uppercuts Vodoa, sending "The Trumpet Player" reeling away. Redman gets up, and when Vodoa turns toward him, he grasps Ian, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Vodoa gets up slowly, and Nate tries to tackle him. But Vodoa catches him with a punch, that is returned by Redman. The two trade blows for a few seconds, until security comes in and breaks the two up. The two men talk trash from across the ring as security holds them down, until Vodoa breaks free and charges at Redman. Vodoa clotheslines himself and Redman over the ropes, to the floor. Both men get up quickly and once again trade shots, until security gets outside of the ring and restrains them again.
Daniels: All Hell as broken loose between these two! It's only a matter of time before they get to one-another and tear each other apart!
Al: Always something I like to see.
Security drag both men up the ramp, until the scene fades to a commercial.
Al: At least we're going to get a decent match finally
"Sleep Now In The Fire" by Rage Against The Machine plays and out comes James Orich. He comes right out, energetic and jumping around. He moves to one side of the stage to raise his arms, still jumping, than moves to the otherside, trying to get the crowd excited. He moves down the aisle way, halting most of his jumping, but still taunting alot. When he gets near the ring, he runs and slides into it, makes 225 degree turn towards the bottom-left turn buckle. He jumps onto the second ropes and raises his arms, than turns and sits on the top to wait for his opponent
"Holla back Girl" by Gwen Stefani hits the the PA and Kaycee Tanner walks out onto the stage, followed closely by Jeremiah Young. They walk down the ramp, Kaycee slapping hands with fans on the way. Once they reach the ring, Kaycee slides in and hops on the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans.
Al: This is what I meant by decent.
Daniels: Why do I put up with you?
The bell rings and the match gets underway. The two competitors circle around each other before locking up in the center of the ring. Tanner goes behind with a waist lock but Orich quickly counters with a top wrist lock. Tanner quickly takes Orich down with a single leg before slapping him into a grapevine. Orich counters with a UFC styled arm bar but Tanner rolls through into a school boy!
One?Two?
Orich kicks out. Tanner quickly leaps onto the back of Orich locking him into a rear naked choke but Orich breaks the hold and places Tanner into a wrist lock. Tanner kicks up and takes Orich down with a wrist lock but Orich rolls through and takes Tanner down with a single leg before quickly applying a single leg crab. Tanner quickly makes her way to the ropes which breaks the hold. Tanner quickly pops up and shakes out her leg as the crowd gives both wrestlers a round of applause. Tanner and Orich lock horns once again in the center of the ring with Tanner once again putting Orich in a waist lock. Tanner takes Orich to the canvas with a single leg sweep before swinging around and locking Orich into a front chancery. Orich quickly counters with a hammerlock but Tanner returns the favor. Tanner brings Orich to his feet but Orich rolls through and tries to take down Tanner with a wrist lock but Tanner counters mid move with an arm drag that sends Orich down hard to the canvas. Orich thinks twice before rolling out of the ring to get some fresh air. Orich slides back into the ring and runs directly into a knife edge chop from Tanner. Tanner follows up with another knife edge before going for an Irish whip. Orich counters and charges and runs into a foot from Kaycee. Kaycee goes for a suplex, Orich blocks, pulls her up for one of his own, Kaycee flips out, Orich turns around and goes for a clothesline, Kaycee ducks turns and kicks James hard in the back of the right knee. Orich falls to one knee as Kaycee bounces off the ropes and dropkicks him in the face while he?s on his knees! Tanner goes for the cover!
One?Two?
Orich kicks out at two. Tanner picks up Orich and fires him off of the ropes. Orich springboards into a flying cross body, Kaycee dropkicks him in the chest mid-air! She goes for another cover!
One?Two?
Orich kicks out once again. Tanner quickly gets up and heads to the top rope before Orich knows what is going on. Orich gets up and Kaycee jumps, looking for the Back to the Future but Orich moves! Kaycee lands on her feet but twists her ankle. Orich kicks her hurt ankle out and then does a leg lariot to her while shes on her knees! Orich goes for the cover!
One?Two?
Tanner kicks out at two. Orich picks up Tanner and goes for an Irish whip, but Tanner counters. Orich bounces off of the ropes as Tanner goes for a hurricanrana, but Orich anticipates and catches Kaycee with a snap powerbomb! Orich goes for the cover!
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Kaycee just gets a shoulder up before the count of three. Orich goes for a springboard moonsault, but Kaycee gets up and dropkicks him before he jumps, sending him over the ropes to the floor! Jeremy Young gets in Orich's face talking trash as always. Orich gets up and shoves Jeremy, and Jeremy shoves back as Kaycee climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Tanner dives off to the outside with a plancha but Orich shoves Jeremy in the way and she crashlands into him! James grabs her and rams her hard spine first into the guardrail. Orich picks her up and suplexes her down onto the cold concrete floor. He pulls her up and climbs up onto the outside apron with her. Orich grabs her so she?s standing facing the outside and he?s facing the ropes, and falls backwards with a DDT off the apron to the arena floor! Tanner screams out in pain as Orich admires his handy work. Orich rolls Tanner into the ring and goes for the cover.
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Tanner just gets a shoulder up again. Orich argues with the referee before continuing on the attack. Orich picks up Tanner and slams her hard to the canvas with a belly to back suplex. Orich goes for the cover and only gets a near fall. Orich picks up Tanner before slamming her back down to the canvas with a Russian leg sweep. Orich goes for the cover once again.
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Tanner kicks out. Orich is becoming frustrated and signals for the end of the match. Orich picks up Kaycee and places her on the top turnbuckle. He jumps up the ropes and onto her shoulders for the hurricanrana, but she holds on locking her legs in the ropes. She holds onto Orich who is upside down in the air and locks his arms behind her legs, before jumping forward with a 2nd rope "Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period!? Kaycee goes for the cover!
One?Two?THREE!!!
Kaycee wins the match
Al: I knew the girl had it in her
Daniels: And she advances in this tournament. However lets get to right to our next match
"Outshined" by Soungarden plays as JD appears to slice through a cloud of fog, then salutes the ring. He sheathes the sword, then slowly saunters down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and enters the ring between the top and middle ropes, then pauses and draws his katana and points it at his opponent or the entrance area, depending. He then salutes again, then sheathes the katana and hands it to a crewmember nearby.
Weighing in at 160lbs, he is 5'11" and from Oklahoma City - "The Analytical Warrior" James Dawson!!
The Light?s go off and ?Hanibal Overture? from The Phantom of the Operaplays throughout the arena. Out comes Dark Schnitzel. . Schnitzel takes his time walking down the ramp way. Dark Schnitzel then makes his way into the ring. Schnitzel climbs the stairs. He laughs while Jimmy runs down with a fire extinguisher. Dark then raises his arms when suddenly the turnbuckle pyro goes off.The Music loops back to the beginning right when his face strikes fire. Schnitzel gives a quick grin through the flames and Jimmy turns on the fire extinguisher. Smoke surrounds him. When the smoke clears,Schnitzel is the ring. The fire is ignited,his face is in tact. The music fades out.
Richard Head: Weighing in at 320lbs at seven foot tall, from parts unknown, Dark Schnitzel!
Schnitzel stares down Dawson who slides out of the ring.
Al: I always knew Dawson had brains! Would you want to fight that freak Al?!
Daniels: I sure as hell would not.
James Dawson circles the ring for a minute trying to pick his spot to get back in, Schnitzel walks up to the ropes and leans over, spitting at Dawson's face. James wipes the spit from his brow and then quickly slides into the ring through Schnitzel's legs, bouncing off the rope and hitting Schnitzel with a quick clothesline Schnitzel shakes off the clothesline as Dawson stands up and delivers a standing enziguri to the big man, who again just shakes it off and looks at Dawson with a questionable grin. Dawson shakes his head and then hit leaps up with a dropkick to Schnitzel, but the big man once again just stands there motionless, the drop kick seemingly having little effect on the freak.
Al: Dawson is throwing everything he has at Schnitzel and the weirdo is just standing there like the shots are being handed to him by a two year old!
Dawson shakes his head again in utter disbelief before rolling out of the ring and grabbing a chair, and as Schnitzel watches with a big grin on his face, Dawson rolls back into the ring and attempts to swing the chair at Schnitzel but the ref grabs it away from him and takes it to the outside, but whilst the referee is dealing with the chair, Dawson hits Schnitzel with a low blow.
Al: Ha! That knocked the big freak down!
Schnitzel crumples to the ground holding his testicles and Dawson starts on Schnitzel like a hungry dog, laying into him with quick boots, backing the big guy into the corner, Dawson then steps back and runs at Schnitzel, leaping onto him with a Bronco Buster, Schnitzel grabs at his throat as Dawson plays to the crowd, who give him a loud cheer.
Daniels: The crowd love Dawson for kicking that freak in the nuts!
Dawson walks back towards Schnitzel and grabs at his head trying to pull him up, but Schnitzel lays into Dawson with rights and lefts to the gut and then shoves him backwards onto his ass. Dawson quickly gets back up and runs back at Schnitzel, but The Dark One delivers a mighty headbut to Dawson, causing Dawson to riccohchete backwards and stand up straight before stumbling around and dropping to the ground face first.
Al: Dawson is busted open from that headbut!
Schnitzel slowly gets to his feet and starts right back on James Dawson with an illegal choke, the ref counts for Schnitzel to break it, which he does, but then locks in the hold again, the referee tells Schnitzel to break the hold and gives him a warning, Schnitzel breaks the hold and then slams Dawson's head to the mat before lifting him up and delivering a devastating Sin Eater on him.
Al: This match is over!
Schnitzel looks at Dawson and starts to grin before looking at the top turnbuckle and heading over to it.
Daniels: What the hell! I think Schnitzel could be making a huge mistake here!
Schnitzel climbs the rope and eyes up Dawson for a diving clothesline, as Dawson gets to his feet Schnitzel leaps from the top rope but Dawson rolls underneath the clothesline and turns around hitting the Reason's End on Schnitzel!
Al: If Dawson can get the cover this match is over!!
Dawson crawls over to Schnitzel and is about to drape his arm over him when Claire Matthews runs to the ring apron from in the crowd, Claire hops up on the apron and the ref runs over to her as Dawson covers Schnitzel, the ref tussles with Claire to get her off the apron but he gets his watch caught in her shoulder strap and as he tries to pull away he accidentally tears her shirt off revealing her breasts to the crowd who let out a loud cheer!
Al: What the hell!! The referee just pulled Claire's shirt off!
Daniels: Its just because you are jelous.
Al: Am not.
Daniels: Whatever....
Meanwhile, whilst Claire has the ref distracted, Bob Lancelot runs into the ring from the crowd and lifts Dawson off Schnitzel and plants him with the Swinging Bells in the middle of the ring, he then drags Schnitzel ontop of Dawson and then slides out the ring and hides beside the apron as Claire points for the referee to get on with the match. The ref runs over to the middle of the ring and begins to count.
1...........
2................
3......................
Al: Schnitzel won!
Daniels: Dawson would of won that match if it wasn't for Bob and Claire interfering!
Al: Ah well, shit happens.
Schnitzel gets to his feet as Bob and Claire, (who has now managed to put her vest back on) gets back into the ring, Bob stares at Schnitzel and mouths the words "I just saved your ass." pointing at Dawson, Schnitzel looks at Dawson then shrugs his shoulders before saying "He is all your's - do what you find fitting" he then exits the ring, heading to the back leaving Bob and Claire in the ring with James Dawson. Bob shakes his head and turns to leave but Claire stops him and takes a fork out of her skirt pocket and hands it to Bob, who upon seing the sharp implement, begins to smile as he takes the fork from Claire and begins to stalks James Dawson with the fork.
Al: Oh no Bob has the fork!
Suddenly the crowd start to cheer as Jason Starr runs into the ring from the crowd and starts to beat on Bob, James Dawson gets to his feet and helps Starr toss Bob over the top rope, Dawson then leaps over the top rope with a diving cross body onto Bob on the outside as Starr turns his attention to Claire who is cowering in the corner of the ring. A big wide grin emerges across Starr's face as Claire begins to shake her head and mouth "No!" as Starr walks over to her Claire drops to her knee's and starts to beg for Starr to leave her alone.
Al: What is Starr going to do to Claire??
Starr puts his hand to his chin and begins to think, but then he grabs Claire by the hair and pulls her inbetween his legs and hits The Sidewinder on her planting her in the middle of the ring.
Daniels: Starr just hit the sidewinder on Claire why isn't Schnitzel coming out to help!?
Jason Starr looks at Claire who is motionless in the ring and starts to laugh, he rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic, rolling back into the ring again and looking at Claire.
Starr: Claire Matthews, I told you the fun was just getting started, didn't I!??
With that Starr drops the mic onto the floor and begins to remove the motionless Claire's shirt, Starr then gets onto one knee and lifts Claire over it, her bear breasts pushing against his knee cap, then with a wide smile across his face Starr slowly removes Claire's skirt to reveal a tight black thong. Starr looks around at the crowd and then rubs his hands together, the smile on his face growing even bigger as he teases removing Claire's thong.
Al: Starr is going to strip Claire naked!
Daniels: Now this is taking it too far!
Al: No its not!!! Go Jason Starr!
Starr picks the mic back up off the floor, he looks at the crowd and then raises the mic to his mouth.
Starr: So should I or shouldn't I??
The crowd start to chant "Do It, Do It" so Starr slowly starts to pull down Claire's thong but Bob Lancelot quickly leaps back into the ring and hits Starr over the back of the head with a hard forearm and then quickly pull's Claire's thong back around her waist.
Al: Nooo Bob, what the fuck are you doing!!
Bob lifts Claire pulls Claire out of the ring and lifts her over his shoulders as he walks back up the entrance ramp, pointing at Starr, shouting profanities at him as Starr leans over the top rope and smiles at Bob and motions pulling down Claire's thong as Bob heads back behind the curtain with Claire still over his shoulder.
Commercial
Daniels: Now its time to hear from a man who seems very determined
Al: You know, I like Redman. He's got a great deal of talent
The lights fade out to black, leaving only the flash bulbs from the cameras in the crowd to light the arena. Lightly in the background we begin to hear the Gregorian chant before an ominous voice resonates over top of it.
And I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgment
I will take upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who have has me
O Lord, raise me to thy hand
And count me among thy saints
Never shall innocent blood be shed
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow forth like a river
The one shall spread his blackened wings
And be the vengeful striking hammer of God
The chant ends as the crowd grows in anticipation. Suddenly the first guitar chords of Sevendust?s ?Enemy? echo throughout as white strobe lights begin to flicker on the stage. A white smoke also emanates from stage as a dark, foreboding figure begins to appear in the background. Suddenly the amplitude of the guitar rifts is kicked up as Nate Redman forges ahead to tremendous heat from the crowd.
Daniels: Well here he is! The only remaining member of the Empire Saints, Nate Redman!
Al: And the best member at that! He is going to do some serious damage here in SCW!
Redman does not acknowledge the crowd as he rumbles down the aisle with his head down, appearing completely focused on the task at hand. Redman heads straight to his corner and climbs the middle rope, posing for the crowd before returning to the canvas and asking for a microphone.
Al: Look at that suit Daniels! This man has some serious style!
Daniels: Why don't you just ask him on a date already then Al?!
Redman: Well I know I am not on the card and not scheduled to be out here, but when has that ever stopped me before? You see, just like I said at the past Aggressive Behavior, there is not a damn thing that the SCW big wigs can do to stop me.
The crowd boos furiously at Redman?s anti-SCW comments.
Redman: But I must say, they sure as hell are trying. After what could have been the greatest thing to ever hit this shit hole came to fruition last week, the SCW big wigs decided to get rid of two of their biggest headaches: my partners in crime ?The Master of the Ring? Jason Taylor and ?The Savior of Professional Wrestling? David Sadler!
The crowd boos at the mention of Jason Taylor?s name. Suddenly a chant of ?Kid Styles? resonates throughout the arena.
Redman: You can chant his name all you want but you know that punk bitch is not going to come anywhere near this ring when I am standing in the center of it.
This only antagonizes the crowd even more, as they begin to chant even louder for Kid Styles.
Daniels: Well that is not fair! Styles has a huge match later tonight against Jason Starr!
Al: Sounds like an excuse to me?
Daniels: Oh shut up Al!
Finally the chants begin to die down and Redman continues.
Redman: Like I was saying, in doing this they thought that they would end the most dominant trio ever assembled inside a professional wrestling ring, but they were WRONG! What they did was allow the Empire Saints to cover more ground in a less amount of time. David and Jason will soon take over TKOW much like they did here in SCW, and I will follow in Jason?s footsteps and become the NEW SCW Champion. But that is something that will be dealt with later on. Right now, I only have one person on my mind, and that is the trumpet wielding queer himself, Ian Vodoa.
Daniels: Finally the truth comes out about why Redman is out here, other than hearing himself talk!
Al: Poor Vodoa, he might be heading to the retirement home a bit early. Although, he was only a year or so away from it anyway!
Daniels: Oh please?
Al: At least Redman doesn?t lip sync his promos?
Redman: Vodoa, I have had just about enough of your antics as of late. You talk a tough game, but have not done much to show me that anything you say is true. First I absolutely dominated you in our first ever meeting in the triple threat match. Unfortunately that over the hill bitch Jason ?Fuck you over? Starr used underhanded tactics to pick up the win, because he knew, just like you did, that neither of you have a pinch of the talent that I have. But that wasn?t enough for you on that night Ian, oh no, you had to take it one step further. You cheap shot me after the match in hopes of eliminating me from this promotion. But luckily for these fans, you did not do so.
The fans rip Redman for even suggesting that they care for his well being. Redman ignores the jeers and continues with his rant.
Redman: Even after your humiliating defeat and failed attempt at injuring me, you continued to run your mouth as if you are something great here: Like you have actually accomplished anything in this business. I am a former WORLD champion, and have held titles in every promotion I have ever stopped in and SCW will soon be no different. While you continued to run your mouth, I kept quiet, training with the Empire Saints before destroying Deems at the very last Aggressive Behavior. And then when my two friends were in trouble, I went out and worked over two the best here in SCW, Kid Styles and Saphron. But once again showing your true colors, you butted your nose in business that did not pertain to you. You put your hands on me from behind once again and tried to injure me. But this time I was ready, and I made you pay for what you did to me. I taught you a lesson: A lesson I hoped you learned from. And right now I am confident you are not stupid enough to try and test me again.
Just as Redman finishes his sentence ?Just in Time? by The Brass River Band hits on the PA system and The Trumpet Player strides out, holding ?The White Dove?.
Daniels: Things are about to get very interesting Al!
Al: Yeah, we are about to see the butchering of a senior citizen! I can't wait!
The crowd goes crazy as The Trumpet Player then strolls down the ramp at a slow, leisured pace, casually chatting with the fans as he goes by. He then slides in the ring, and hands the ring announcer ?The White Dove? to keep his prized trumpet safe, before he faces Redman, who seems to not be happy with the sight of Vodoa in the ring. Vodoa then snatches the microphone from Redman fast enough that he does not react, before speaking.
Vodoa: Hi, Nate. How?s it going?
Vodoa smirks, and raises his shoulders questioningly, before continuing.
Vodoa: Your life hanging in O.K.? Keeping things together, controlling that uncivilized mob of yours, working at your real job at the McDonald?s across the road I?d think it?d be quite a hassle for your weak, little body to handle it all. Especially after I kicked your ass in so many directions your body became a compass, I must say seeing you breathing impresses me slightly. Bravo!
Vodoa claps his hands in sarcastic appreciation, smirking the entire time. Vodoa then continues.
Vodoa: But, in all truth, you seem a little bit more whiny than usual. And when I say that, I mean more then that PMS you?re going through, I?m- Oh, wait, you told me to keep that a secret. Seems you?ll have to have another sex change, then. What will you be this time, Nate? Shemale? Or maybe the elusive yet entertaining ?Neither? option? Both would fit you well. But that?s not the point, oh no, it is not. You are probably being such a depression because you were the one who got pinned in our last match, not me. In all technicalities, I did not lose. The record books may say that, but in truth, you were the one who got distracted, and pinned. Who cares if Starr ?used underhanded tactics?, because you just weren?t paying attention in the first place.
Redman quickly tries to grab the mike from Vodoa, but Ian raises his hand, making Redman miss. The crowd laughs slightly at Redman?s embarrassment as Vodoa continues to speak.
Vodoa: And then you accuse me of trying to retire you, Nate. You say that I tried to end your career, that I was going to eliminate you of a job besides that cashier thing. But you do not realize how wrong you are, Nate. You do not get that I would never do that...yet. What?s the point of taking you out before we face off against each other in the ring, where I will strike you down like a hunter does a duck. And much like said hunter, I will then, after taking you to my house, A.K.A. the ring, I will clean your body of its dignity and ability, before tossing you in the oven, and make you soon disappear. But that is then, this is now. And by the way, Mr. Former Champion...
Vodoa sighs, and hand-combs his hair, before once again continuing.
Vodoa: Where was it you held this title, ?champ?? No need to tell me, I can pretty much guess. You came along, walking down the sidewalk to your local bottle recycling plant, hoping to get that few dollars you need for your monthly pornography bill, when you saw a small toddler in the sandbox. Instantly your tiny mind decided he was an enemy, so you charged him. It was a vicious battle, and you only barely won after slapping sand in his eye. He ran away, and you officially proclaimed yourself a champion. It was only two seconds later that a big, tough five year old approached and sent you reeling, and back home to your parent?s basement. A very impressive win indeed, I?m sure all the fetuses in their momma?s belly look up to you as a hero of playground wrestling. Oh, wait, no they don?t, because they have that five year old to look up to.
Daniels: Vodoa sending some harsh words at Redman here.
Al: Sending? By what? E-mail?
Daniels: Oh boy...
Al: I?d say I?d be here all week, but spending that long in this dump would put me in a coma.
Vodoa: So, Nate, do you really want to end up facing me? I?m at least fifteen, if not more, percent stronger than that five year old, so you?d better reconsider. What do you say, Charlie Brown?
Vodoa tosses Redman the mike, and Nate catches it. Redman then speaks.
Redman: I must say pretty entertaining. Me working at McDonald?s, proclaiming myself a champion after defeating an infant: all pretty entertaining. Hell, that sandbox story isn?t too far from the truth. Me, the only adult, in a sandbox dealing with a bunch of infants, worrying about how and when I was going to get a face full of ?sand?; that pretty much sums up the last wrestling environment I was in. But that is beside the point. I thought I was onto bigger and better things when I came to SCW, but then they proved to me that this place is just as shitty as the one I came from, sticking me into a feud with a pathetic old man who is trying to sound hip when really the only sentence that would mention you and the word hip would be you receiving a hip replacement!
The crowd boos ferociously at Redman?s comments but the Raptor seems quite pleased with himself. Before he can say more, Vodoa snatches the microphone from his hand once again, which immediately wipes the smug look off of Redman?s face.
Vodoa: I like your style, kid. Well, actually, I don't. Because you talk like you came straight from the 50's. When was the last time someone besides you said "hip" until now? 1965? Please! With linguistics like that, I'd be hard pressed not to call you Sir Redman, Raptorious, or maybe even, simply, "Ug-a Ook". I'd take time to correct you, but you're probably too busy hunting Irish Elk with your rocks and spears. But, seriously, I'm amazed at your little attitude there. I bet your mom would've taught you better had she not been with me the entire time.
Vodoa smirks, obviously amused with himself, as the crowd cheers at his comments. Redman is slightly flustered from frustration, but shakes it off soon as Vodoa tosses him the mike, letting him speak again.
Redman: If anyone should know what I just said was out of date it would be a dinosaur such as yourself. But if you want to talk about outdated put downs, what about "I've been was with your mom all night" routine? That's not only outdated, but borderline childish. Are we back in the third grade? Maybe I should just fling a booger at you and call you a poopie face. Or maybe I should just push you off of the see-saw instead? Or maybe I will just beat your ass in the center of the ring right now!
Redman throws the microphone back at Vodoa before he begins to remove his sport jacket but Vodoa cuts him off.
Vodoa: Very clever, Nate, very clever. That's what I would've said had that impressed me. But it didn't. You know why? Because not only are you obviously infantile minded, due to your knowledge of young bullying, but you are also not very intimidating when you say anything. I know for a fact that you could never "beat my ass" at anytime. You are a true man of words and words alone, because by now, had you been a true man, you would've attacked me by now, though it would've been a failed attempt. So, please, enlighten me, tell me how you would be beating me up. Using a plastic claw, perhaps?
Vodoa tosses Redman the microphone again. Redman is about to speak when once again Vodoa swipes it from his grasp. But instead of letting Vodoa talk, Redman charges him and sends him down with a clothesline. Vodoa gets up to be hit with another clothesline. Vodoa gets up a third time, but ducks the move. Redman turns around to be hit with the microphone that Vodoa still had, sending "The Raptor" down. Vodoa tosses the mike, and begins stomping away at Redman. But Nate grabs "The Trumpet Player" by the foot, and trips him down onto his back. Redman gets on his knees, revealing he is bleeding from the mike shot. Redman then gets up fully, and elbow drops Ian in the throat. Redman then begins to hit Vodoa with a barrage of punches to the face, until Vodoa pushes him away. Both men get up, and Vodoa kicks Redman in the gut. Vodoa goes for a suplex, but Redman counters, and turns Vodoa around, before elbowing him in the face. Nate shakes his head, trying to recover in the brake of action. But he gets no time to heal, as Vodoa gets up quickly, and clotheslines Redman down. Vodoa then looks at the crowd, showing he is also bleeding. Vodoa then gets Redman up, and Irish Whips him into the ropes. Nate comes back, and Ian picks him up and hits him with a one-handed spine buster. Vodoa tries to get Redman up again, but "The Raptor" uppercuts Vodoa, sending "The Trumpet Player" reeling away. Redman gets up, and when Vodoa turns toward him, he grasps Ian, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Vodoa gets up slowly, and Nate tries to tackle him. But Vodoa catches him with a punch, that is returned by Redman. The two trade blows for a few seconds, until security comes in and breaks the two up. The two men talk trash from across the ring as security holds them down, until Vodoa breaks free and charges at Redman. Vodoa clotheslines himself and Redman over the ropes, to the floor. Both men get up quickly and once again trade shots, until security gets outside of the ring and restrains them again.
Daniels: All Hell as broken loose between these two! It's only a matter of time before they get to one-another and tear each other apart!
Al: Always something I like to see.
Security drag both men up the ramp, until the scene fades to a commercial.
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:42 PM
"Myself" By Maroon 5 fills the arena, signaling the arrival of Kid Styles. He emerges from behind the curtains, he stops and looks from one side of the arena toward the fans then to the other, grinning as he hears various female fans whistle at him. He then walks down the aisle, tagging the hands of various fans on the way. He slides under the bottom rope, into the ring, he jumps to his feet then arches his back trying to stretch as he gets ready for his match.
Daniels: This is the match that everyone has been waiting for Al!
Al: Yeah! Two blowhards trying to beat the hell out of one another!
Daniels: Blowhards?
Al: Yeah like you do with your boy?
Al is cut off by ?No Shelter? as Jason ?Fucking? Starr makes his way to the ring to a tremendous ovation from the capacity crowd.
Daniels: These are two crowd favorites here going at it in the first round of the SCW Championship tournament. This should be a dandy.
Al: Just like your mother was last night?
Daniels cracks Al across the back of the head with his hand.
Al: Hey! Watch the hair!
Starr enters the ring and begins stretching his legs, using the ropes for leverage before the bell sounds, signifying the beginning of the match.
Daniels: We are wasting no time here! Let?s get this match underway!
The two men slap hands in the center of the ring before quickly circling around each other. Styles quickly gains the advantage by locking Starr into a side headlock. Starr looks for a way out of the hold but Styles grinds down on his grip, forcing Starr to his knees. Styles eventually gains enough leverage to take Starr down to the canvas with a head lock takeover but Starr rolls through and has a pinning attempt on Styles.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out and maintains the headlock on Starr. Starr manages to power back up to his feet and break the grip of Styles before locking on a headlock of his own. Starr immediately takes Styles over with a headlock take down. Styles quickly counters with a head scissors in which Starr rolls onto his stomach to alleviate the pressure. Starr lifts out of the hold and locks Styles into a front chancery. Styles muscles back up to his feet still locked into the guillotine before shoving Starr back into the ropes to get a referee?s break on the hold. Styles quickly backs up once Starr breaks the grip and begins to work out the kinks in his neck.
Daniels: Back and forth in the early goings here?
Both men go for a collar and elbow again and this time Starr sneaks behind Styles and puts him into a waist lock. He picks up the much smaller Styles and takes him down onto his stomach, but Styles gains back some position as he gets up to a sitting position. Styles quickly rolls through the hold and places Starr into a hammerlock before driving the knee into the arm of Starr. Starr manages to work his way back up to a vertical base before slipping behind Styles and locking him into a headlock. Styles shoves Starr out of the hold and off of the ropes, only to be taken down with a running shoulder charge. Starr immediately grabs Styles as he gets off of the canvas and takes him right back down with a headlock take down.
Daniels: This is the match Starr wants to wrestle against Styles.
Al: Yeah, he wants to ground that Mexican jumping bean for as long as he can!
Styles works his way back up to a vertical base before sending Starr off of the ropes. Starr bounces off of the ropes and takes down Styles with a shoulder tackle before sprinting off of the ropes. Starr goes to jump over the fallen Styles but Styles trips him up with an ankle grab before quickly floating over and locking Starr back up with a front chancery. Starr works his way back up to a vertical base and slips out of the headlock before tying up Styles with a wrist lock. Starr quickly transitions over to the headlock before looking for a headlock takedown. Styles blocks the attempt and slides out of the hold, allowing Starr to fall to the canvas. Styles goes for a leaping knee but misses before both men quickly get up to their feet and Starr takes down Styles with a deep arm drag before strapping in an arm bar.
Daniels: Both men are showing their technical skills?
Styles fights back up to a vertical base and sends Starr off of the ropes, only to be taken to the mat with a shoulder block. Starr bounces off of the ropes and leaps over Styles before bouncing off of the opposite side ropes to be leap frogged by Styles. Starr bounces off of the ropes again and this time is taken to the canvas with a hurricanrana! Starr picks himself up and Styles charges as Starr looks for a tilt a whirl back breaker, Styles somehow avoids the impact and takes down Starr with an arm drag! Both men pop up and Starr misses with a clothesline. Styles goes for a clothesline of his own but Starr catches the arm and floats over before taking Styles down with a swinging neck breaker! Starr goes for the cover.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr quickly takes advantage and locks Styles into a neck vice submission. The referee asks to see if Styles wants to give up but he does not wish to do so. After a few moments Starr lets go of the hold and connects with a dropkick to the back of the head with a dropkick. Starr goes for the lateral press.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr picks up Styles and plants him to the canvas with a body slam before quickly going for the cover.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr picks up Styles and connects with several knife edge chops before sending Styles off of the ropes before leveling him with a flying back elbow to the chest! Starr goes for the cover once again.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr picks up Styles and takes him back down with a snap mare before locking in a head scissors. After a few moments Styles manages to work his way over to the ropes and to put his foot on the rope to break the hold. Starr picks up Styles by the hair and runs toward the ropes before leaping over the top rope and guillotining him over it. Starr gets back up onto the ring apron before springboarding up onto the top rope but, Styles cuts him off with a dropkick to the shins which sends Starr crashing awkwardly head first on the canvas!
Al: Ouch! That?s gonna leave a mark!
Styles quickly gets up and immediately begins to pound on the left knee of Starr with right and left elbows. Starr uses the ropes to help pull himself up but is kick straight in the knee by Styles. Styles connects with another kick to the leg before Starr falls to the canvas. Styles grabs Starr?s injured leg and drags him into the center of the ring before dropping an elbow on the inside of the joint. Styles pulls Starr towards the corner before sliding out of the ring and wrapping Styles?s knee across the steel ring post. Styles takes Starr?s leg for a second time and slams it across the steel ring post as Starr screams out in pain. Styles rolls back into the ring and goes for the cover.
One?Two?
Starr kicks out at two. Styles quickly gets up and locks Starr into a leg lock, continuing his assault on Starr?s leg. After a few moments Styles lets go of the hold and stomps down on Starr?s knee. Styles pulls Starr up but Starr fights back with a couple of right hands, but his momentum is immediately cut off with a kick to the knee from Styles. Styles grabs Starr by the head and goes for a bulldog but Starr shoves Styles mid move and he lands crotch first on the top rope! Starr follows Styles up to the top rope and takes him down to the canvas with a reverse superplex! Both men are down and the referee begins to count.
One?
Two?
Three?
Four?
Five?
Six?
Seven?
Starr hobbles to his feet before limping over to Styles. Styles gets up and is met with two knife edge chops that send him stumbling back into corner. Starr goes for an Irish whip and Styles counters but Starr puts on the brakes before hitting the turnbuckle. Styles charges in and is caught with a back elbow to the face. Styles stumbles into the center of the ring before being leveled with a clothesline by Starr. Styles pops back up and is taken down with a running back elbow. Styles pops up for a second time and this time stays down as he is leveled with another clothesline. Starr goes for the lateral press.
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Styles just gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Starr picks up Styles and shoves him back into the corner before mounting him and connecting with several right hands. Styles fights through the blows and picks up Starr before connecting with an inverted atomic drop. Styles charges forward but is stopped in his tracks with a knife edge chop. Starr goes for an Irish whip but Styles holds on and counters with a drop kick to the knee! Starr goes down in a heap and holds his knee in pain as Styles tries to shake the cobwebs out. Styles get up as Starr does too and Styles quickly grabs his opponent and takes him down with an inverted STO! Styles goes for the cover.
One?Two?THRE, NO!!
Starr just gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Styles picks up Starr and connects with a snap suplex. Starr immediately pops up as does Styles and is taken down with a spinning heel kick. Starr is out on in the center of the ring as Styles heads to the top rope. Styles looks for a diving elbow drop but Starr puts his knees up, driving them into the ribs of Kid Styles! Both men struggle to their feet as the crowd waits in anticipation for the finish of this match. Starr is the first to his feet and catches a recovering Styles in the stomach with a boot. Starr goes for the Sidewinder but his knees buckle underneath him!
Daniels: This does not look good for Starr! He was not able to complete his finisher because of the knee injury he has suffered!
Both men are down and struggling to get up and both get up at about the same time. Starr charges forward and runs directly into a superkick from Kid Styles! Styles goes for the cover.
One?Two?THRE, NO!!!
Starr just gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Styles can?t believe it. Styles picks up Starr and goes for Playtime?s Over but Starr holds onto the ropes allowing Styles to crash hard onto his back! Starr quickly picks up Styles and connects with the Sidewinder! Starr goes for the cover.
One?Two?THREE!!! NO!!!
Styles at the last moment puts his foot on the bottom rope to break the count! Starr is furious but continues on the attack. Starr hobbles back up to his feet and picks up Styles but Styles catches him with a right hand before taking Starr to the mat with a bulldog! Styles goes onto the outside apron and waits for Starr to get up. When he does Styles leaps to the top rope looking for the K.I.D. but as Styles tries to grab the leg, Starr blocks it and connects with a modified version of the Sidewinder! Starr goes for the cover!
One?Two?THREE!!! Starr picks up the win!
Winner via pinfall: Jason ?Fucking? Starr
Starr celebrates in the ring as the camera fades to black
Daniels: This is the match that everyone has been waiting for Al!
Al: Yeah! Two blowhards trying to beat the hell out of one another!
Daniels: Blowhards?
Al: Yeah like you do with your boy?
Al is cut off by ?No Shelter? as Jason ?Fucking? Starr makes his way to the ring to a tremendous ovation from the capacity crowd.
Daniels: These are two crowd favorites here going at it in the first round of the SCW Championship tournament. This should be a dandy.
Al: Just like your mother was last night?
Daniels cracks Al across the back of the head with his hand.
Al: Hey! Watch the hair!
Starr enters the ring and begins stretching his legs, using the ropes for leverage before the bell sounds, signifying the beginning of the match.
Daniels: We are wasting no time here! Let?s get this match underway!
The two men slap hands in the center of the ring before quickly circling around each other. Styles quickly gains the advantage by locking Starr into a side headlock. Starr looks for a way out of the hold but Styles grinds down on his grip, forcing Starr to his knees. Styles eventually gains enough leverage to take Starr down to the canvas with a head lock takeover but Starr rolls through and has a pinning attempt on Styles.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out and maintains the headlock on Starr. Starr manages to power back up to his feet and break the grip of Styles before locking on a headlock of his own. Starr immediately takes Styles over with a headlock take down. Styles quickly counters with a head scissors in which Starr rolls onto his stomach to alleviate the pressure. Starr lifts out of the hold and locks Styles into a front chancery. Styles muscles back up to his feet still locked into the guillotine before shoving Starr back into the ropes to get a referee?s break on the hold. Styles quickly backs up once Starr breaks the grip and begins to work out the kinks in his neck.
Daniels: Back and forth in the early goings here?
Both men go for a collar and elbow again and this time Starr sneaks behind Styles and puts him into a waist lock. He picks up the much smaller Styles and takes him down onto his stomach, but Styles gains back some position as he gets up to a sitting position. Styles quickly rolls through the hold and places Starr into a hammerlock before driving the knee into the arm of Starr. Starr manages to work his way back up to a vertical base before slipping behind Styles and locking him into a headlock. Styles shoves Starr out of the hold and off of the ropes, only to be taken down with a running shoulder charge. Starr immediately grabs Styles as he gets off of the canvas and takes him right back down with a headlock take down.
Daniels: This is the match Starr wants to wrestle against Styles.
Al: Yeah, he wants to ground that Mexican jumping bean for as long as he can!
Styles works his way back up to a vertical base before sending Starr off of the ropes. Starr bounces off of the ropes and takes down Styles with a shoulder tackle before sprinting off of the ropes. Starr goes to jump over the fallen Styles but Styles trips him up with an ankle grab before quickly floating over and locking Starr back up with a front chancery. Starr works his way back up to a vertical base and slips out of the headlock before tying up Styles with a wrist lock. Starr quickly transitions over to the headlock before looking for a headlock takedown. Styles blocks the attempt and slides out of the hold, allowing Starr to fall to the canvas. Styles goes for a leaping knee but misses before both men quickly get up to their feet and Starr takes down Styles with a deep arm drag before strapping in an arm bar.
Daniels: Both men are showing their technical skills?
Styles fights back up to a vertical base and sends Starr off of the ropes, only to be taken to the mat with a shoulder block. Starr bounces off of the ropes and leaps over Styles before bouncing off of the opposite side ropes to be leap frogged by Styles. Starr bounces off of the ropes again and this time is taken to the canvas with a hurricanrana! Starr picks himself up and Styles charges as Starr looks for a tilt a whirl back breaker, Styles somehow avoids the impact and takes down Starr with an arm drag! Both men pop up and Starr misses with a clothesline. Styles goes for a clothesline of his own but Starr catches the arm and floats over before taking Styles down with a swinging neck breaker! Starr goes for the cover.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr quickly takes advantage and locks Styles into a neck vice submission. The referee asks to see if Styles wants to give up but he does not wish to do so. After a few moments Starr lets go of the hold and connects with a dropkick to the back of the head with a dropkick. Starr goes for the lateral press.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr picks up Styles and plants him to the canvas with a body slam before quickly going for the cover.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr picks up Styles and connects with several knife edge chops before sending Styles off of the ropes before leveling him with a flying back elbow to the chest! Starr goes for the cover once again.
One?Two?
Styles kicks out at two. Starr picks up Styles and takes him back down with a snap mare before locking in a head scissors. After a few moments Styles manages to work his way over to the ropes and to put his foot on the rope to break the hold. Starr picks up Styles by the hair and runs toward the ropes before leaping over the top rope and guillotining him over it. Starr gets back up onto the ring apron before springboarding up onto the top rope but, Styles cuts him off with a dropkick to the shins which sends Starr crashing awkwardly head first on the canvas!
Al: Ouch! That?s gonna leave a mark!
Styles quickly gets up and immediately begins to pound on the left knee of Starr with right and left elbows. Starr uses the ropes to help pull himself up but is kick straight in the knee by Styles. Styles connects with another kick to the leg before Starr falls to the canvas. Styles grabs Starr?s injured leg and drags him into the center of the ring before dropping an elbow on the inside of the joint. Styles pulls Starr towards the corner before sliding out of the ring and wrapping Styles?s knee across the steel ring post. Styles takes Starr?s leg for a second time and slams it across the steel ring post as Starr screams out in pain. Styles rolls back into the ring and goes for the cover.
One?Two?
Starr kicks out at two. Styles quickly gets up and locks Starr into a leg lock, continuing his assault on Starr?s leg. After a few moments Styles lets go of the hold and stomps down on Starr?s knee. Styles pulls Starr up but Starr fights back with a couple of right hands, but his momentum is immediately cut off with a kick to the knee from Styles. Styles grabs Starr by the head and goes for a bulldog but Starr shoves Styles mid move and he lands crotch first on the top rope! Starr follows Styles up to the top rope and takes him down to the canvas with a reverse superplex! Both men are down and the referee begins to count.
One?
Two?
Three?
Four?
Five?
Six?
Seven?
Starr hobbles to his feet before limping over to Styles. Styles gets up and is met with two knife edge chops that send him stumbling back into corner. Starr goes for an Irish whip and Styles counters but Starr puts on the brakes before hitting the turnbuckle. Styles charges in and is caught with a back elbow to the face. Styles stumbles into the center of the ring before being leveled with a clothesline by Starr. Styles pops back up and is taken down with a running back elbow. Styles pops up for a second time and this time stays down as he is leveled with another clothesline. Starr goes for the lateral press.
One?Two?THRE, NO!
Styles just gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Starr picks up Styles and shoves him back into the corner before mounting him and connecting with several right hands. Styles fights through the blows and picks up Starr before connecting with an inverted atomic drop. Styles charges forward but is stopped in his tracks with a knife edge chop. Starr goes for an Irish whip but Styles holds on and counters with a drop kick to the knee! Starr goes down in a heap and holds his knee in pain as Styles tries to shake the cobwebs out. Styles get up as Starr does too and Styles quickly grabs his opponent and takes him down with an inverted STO! Styles goes for the cover.
One?Two?THRE, NO!!
Starr just gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Styles picks up Starr and connects with a snap suplex. Starr immediately pops up as does Styles and is taken down with a spinning heel kick. Starr is out on in the center of the ring as Styles heads to the top rope. Styles looks for a diving elbow drop but Starr puts his knees up, driving them into the ribs of Kid Styles! Both men struggle to their feet as the crowd waits in anticipation for the finish of this match. Starr is the first to his feet and catches a recovering Styles in the stomach with a boot. Starr goes for the Sidewinder but his knees buckle underneath him!
Daniels: This does not look good for Starr! He was not able to complete his finisher because of the knee injury he has suffered!
Both men are down and struggling to get up and both get up at about the same time. Starr charges forward and runs directly into a superkick from Kid Styles! Styles goes for the cover.
One?Two?THRE, NO!!!
Starr just gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Styles can?t believe it. Styles picks up Starr and goes for Playtime?s Over but Starr holds onto the ropes allowing Styles to crash hard onto his back! Starr quickly picks up Styles and connects with the Sidewinder! Starr goes for the cover.
One?Two?THREE!!! NO!!!
Styles at the last moment puts his foot on the bottom rope to break the count! Starr is furious but continues on the attack. Starr hobbles back up to his feet and picks up Styles but Styles catches him with a right hand before taking Starr to the mat with a bulldog! Styles goes onto the outside apron and waits for Starr to get up. When he does Styles leaps to the top rope looking for the K.I.D. but as Styles tries to grab the leg, Starr blocks it and connects with a modified version of the Sidewinder! Starr goes for the cover!
One?Two?THREE!!! Starr picks up the win!
Winner via pinfall: Jason ?Fucking? Starr
Starr celebrates in the ring as the camera fades to black
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That's How We Roll
Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:43 PM
Thanks go out to the following people:
Silas brady vs Suicide Kid-Kahlan
RAGE vs. Dazz-Dave Havoc
James Orich vs. Kaycee Tanner-Gary
Dark Schnitzel vs. James Dawson-OJ
Jason Starr vs. Kid Styles-Gary
Segments:
Suicide Kid
Gary and Emp K
And anyone else that I may have forgotten :)
Silas brady vs Suicide Kid-Kahlan
RAGE vs. Dazz-Dave Havoc
James Orich vs. Kaycee Tanner-Gary
Dark Schnitzel vs. James Dawson-OJ
Jason Starr vs. Kid Styles-Gary
Segments:
Suicide Kid
Gary and Emp K
And anyone else that I may have forgotten :)
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