Camera opens and pans the crowd. Various signs can be seen Raptor will tear you apart I wanna hear Vodoa play The camera comes to Daniels and Al sitting at the table.
Daniels-We want to welcome everyone to Agressive Behavior. How's it going Al?
Al glares at Daniels
Al-I swear, if you say one word bout Forever...hey, hi honey
Al gets distracted at a good looking blonde walking in front of the table. He stands up
Al-Can I have your number?
Daniels-'Cuse me...we have a show
Al-Drop it by later!
Al sits down-Yeah, I hear you. Get off my ass.
Daniels-Isnt that your job? Getting on girls' asses?
Al-We have a great show tonight. The debut of a new star, and the main event features Ian Vodoa taking on Dark Schnitzel.
Daniels-Plus one of our matches tonight is to add another person to the Road to the Championship. Let's go to our first match
Frantic starts to play as Troy walks through the curtain. He slowly makes his way down the ring and rolls in just as slowly. He poses for the crowd before taking off his t-shirt and tossing it towards the fans.
Daniels, ?Troy Sullivan is looking very confident heading into this one on one bout with James Dawson.?
Outshined" by Sound garden plays as JD appears to slice through a cloud of fog, then salutes the ring. He sheathes the sword, then slowly saunters down to the ring. He climbs up the steps and enters the ring between the top and middle ropes, then pauses and draws his katana and points it at his opponent or the entrance area, depending. He then salutes again, then sheathes the katana and hands it to a crewmember nearby.
JD enters the ring, and the bell sounds. The two competitors are slow to begin the match, and take their time to lock up.
Al, ?Both men seem to be feeling each other out a little bit before they start.?
Finally, they lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. A test of strength ensues, but JD gets the upper hand, and pushes Sullivan into the turnbuckle. The ref starts to count to 5 and JD is forced to break the hold, but not before getting in a cheap punch in, to the crowd?s dismay.
Daniels, ?What a cheap shot by James Dawson.?
Sullivan responds with big right hands of his own that knock JD to the ropes. Sullivan goes for an Irish whip, but JD counters into one of his own, and on the rebound, scores a belly to belly suplex that sends Sullivan crashing across the canvas. JD begins to taunt to the crowd, and receives a multitude of boos. JD picks up Sullivan, but Sullivan counters into a small package?1?2?3?NO! JD just kicked out.
Al, ?Sullivan almost stole one there!?
Sullivan begins to lace into JD with right hands and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. JD hits hard and Sullivan scores with a big back body drop that shakes the ring. Sullivan goes for a quick cover?1?2?JD kicks out. Sullivan begins to lace into JD with big elbow drops. Sullivan goes for yet another cover?1?2?JD kicks out again. Sullivan tries to pick up JD, but he counters into a go-behind, then scores a big German suplex that rattles the ring.
JD follows up the first German with two more, and both men are down in the center of the ring. The ref begins the ten count. JD is the first to his feet. He nails Sullivan with a right hand, but JD retaliates with one of his own. They begin to exchange right hands. JD gains the advantage and goes for a standing clothesline, but Sullivan ducks it and lands a big STO on JD. Sullivan gets yet another cover?1?2?thr ?JD gets the shoulder up at the last second. Sullivan begins to get frustrated, and goes for another STO, but this time, JD counters it with elbows to the head, and then turns Sullivan around into an Side Walk Slam!
Al, ?This could be it!?
JD hooks the leg?1?2?thre?NO! Sullivan JUST gets his shoulder off the mat! JD is livid, and threatens the ref that it was a three count. Meanwhile, Sullivan gets a roll up on JD ?1?2? JD kicks out again. JD gets up and LEVELS Sullivan with a vicious clothesline. JD then rolls over and locks in a half boston crab in the center of the ring. Sullivan?s face is filled with pain, and it looks as though he?s about to tap out, but then from nowhere, he lunges to the ropes and grabs a hold of the bottom one, forcing JD to break the hold. JD is reluctant, but eventually releases it. JD picks up Sullivan, and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. He charges at him, but Sullivan moves at the last second, and JD drives into the steel post. Sullivan capitalizes, kicks JD in the gut, and NAILS the Pile Driver! Sullivan gets the cover?1?2?thre?NO! JD kicks out AGAIN! Sullivan tries to pick up but JD counters and hits the Reason?s End on Sullivan!! ONE?.TWO?.THREE!!!
Winner via pinfall: James Dawson
The Analytical Warrior slumps down in a corner, exhausted...when suddenly, and unexpectedly, the lights go out altogether.
Daniels: What the hell is this? Would someone please turn on the lights?
The lights do indeed come on...revealing a very beatdown and unconscious James Dawson in the center of the ring, and a hooded figure standing over him.
Al: How many times have we seen this before. Someone down on the ground, and a mysterious assailant standing over him.
Daniels: Would you please be respectful? JD just got the hell beat out of him by some unknown person!
Al: Didn't I just say that?
The hooded figure reaches one hand up, holding a microphone in the other...using the free hand, he pulls the hood off revealing Merrill's face!
Daniels: What the hell...what is he doing here? He's not in SCW! Get him the hell out of here!
Al: Who is that, anyway?
Daniels: It's Merrill "Shadowbird" Waters...James Dawson's twin brother!
Merrill raises the mic to his face.
Merrill: I told you, brother...I told you our paths would converge. Us being in different feds, that's not going to stop me...from destroying you wholly. Good night, brother...
Merrill throws the mic down and exits the ring...where security guards are waiting to take him away.
Al: Finally, this invader is being escorted out of the building.
Daniels: From the looks of it, Shadowbird was on his way out, anyway.
Calmly, Merrill submits to being handcuffed and actually leads the police out of the building.
Daniels: Merrill "Shadowbird" Waters is finally being arrested and removed from the arena, but I think his point was well-made.
Al: No doubt. It seems that even in a different fed, JD is not safe from his brother.
Daniels: While the medical staff helps Dawson back to the locker room, we're going to take a short break.
**Commercial
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:58 PM
Daniels-We're back and this next match is a great one.
Al-At least Kaycee is a pretty girl
Daniels-Yeah but Kid is pretty damn tough. I don't think she can get by him.
The heavy metal beats of Rob Zombie's "Girl on Fire" begin to play over the pa system as the house lights fade to black and the stagelights begin pulsining in tune with the music. As the lyrics kick in, a lone spotlight shines on the entrance way and Kaycee Tanner walks out onto the stage, followed closely by Jeremiah Young. They walk down the ramp, Kaycee slapping hands with fans on the way. Once they reach the ring, Kaycee slides in and hops on the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans as the lights return to normal.
?In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3? by Coheed and Camrbia hits and the slow intro part of the song is heard. At the 40 second mark when the guitar gets heavy the Suicide Kid emerges from the curtain, holding up the straight edge X. He slaps the hands of the fans on the way down. He waits outside at ringside.
Kid continues to stay on the outside, and complains to the referee that Kaycee is insane. Tanner laughs, then drops out of the ring, and chases his opponent around the ring. Suicide Kid rolls in, and stomps on Kaycee as soon as he enters. He stomps at his opponent, then picks him up and whips him off the ropes, but Tanner ducks a clothesline, then hit?s a flapjack, followed by a clothesline over the top rope, with Suicide Kid going over to the floor.
Tanner doesn?t wait for the Suicide Kid to get back into the ring, and comes after him, but Suicide Kid suckers Kaycee with a vicious right hand. Suicide Kid rams him off the barricade, then puts him back into the ring. He pounds Kaycee in the corner, then goes for a whip across, but Kaycee reverses, and sends Suicide Kid to the opposite corner. He goes for a clothesline, but Suicide Kid moves, then follows up with a backbreaker on Kaycee, 1...2...Kick Out.
Suicide Kid taunts his opponent, then slaps him around the head, getting a bit cocky, but Kaycee starts to come back, with the taunting seemingly inspiring him to fight back.
Daniels: There is the cockiness into effect for the Suicide Kid, which is gonna cost him.
Al: Nonsense! He is Straight Edged!
Tanner pounds Suicide Kid with right hands, but Suicide Kid gets the upper hand back with a knee, followed by a neck breaker. He gets a cover, 1...2...Kick Out. Suicide Kid quickly applies a sleeper to Tanner. Kaycee seems to be fading fast, and the referee raises his right arm, but it drops right away. He lifts up the arm again, and again it flops lifelessly to the ground. The referee then signals for one more, as Suicide Kid applies more pressure, and the crowd seem to get behind Suicide Kid, chanting his name. The arm goes up??and stays up!!! Kaycee gets to one knee, then another, then he powers out of the sleeper, elbowing his way out, and then goes to run off the ropes, but Suicide Kid pulls him back down by his head. He smiles, as Kaycee rolls around, and gets ticked off for what Suicide Kid did, but he gets stomped on by Suicide Kid.
Suicide Kid pulls Kaycee to his feet, and goes for a right hand, but Tanner blocks it, and blocks a second, then throws a right of his own back which rocks Suicide Kid. Suicide Kid then goes for a clothesline, but Kaycee ducks, and hit?s a Northern Lights Suplex, with a bridge, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Both men get up, and Kaycee ducks a right, but Suicide Kid then ducks a clothesline, but misses a dropkick, and Kaycee then misses a leg drop. Both men then bounce off the ropes, and hit each other with a double clothesline, knocking each other down.
Daniels: Both men are down!
Both stay down, and the referee begins a ten count,
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Both men then get up, using the ropes, and go shot for shot, punch for punch, already looking a little fatigued. Suicide Kid retakes the upper hand with a rake to the eyes, then whips Kaycee off the ropes, but Kaycee comes right back knocking Suicide Kid down with a flying forearm. He then jumps to his feet, and gets Suicide Kid up too. He whips him off the ropes, and hit?s a big back body drop, then whips him again and hit?s a back elbow on Suicide Kid. Suicide Kid now seems to be bouncing around like a bowling ball. Tanner then goes up top, and goes for the cross body off the top, but Suicide Kid shifts the momentum, and rolls through for a cover, 1...2...Kick Out!!!
Daniels: That was a close one!
Al: Kaycee could?ve lost it!
The two wrestlers jump up, and Suicide Kid gets the advantage with a jawbreaker on Tanner. He then sets up Kaycee for a bulldog, but Kaycee pushes him away, off the ropes, then ducks a clothesline, and hit?s the Kaytastrophe!!! Kaycee gets the cover
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......?FOOT ON THE ROPE!!
Kaycee runs his hands through his hair, in disbelief, then bounces off the ropes, but Suicide Kid rolls out of the way, then hit?s a dropkick to Kaycee Tanner. He follows up with an inverted backbreaker to his opponent. He hooks the leg, 1...2...Kick Out. He gets up a pulls Kaycee up and whips him off the ropes but Kaycee ducks Suicide Kid?s clothesline and hits a Super Kick!
.......1
.......2
.....KICK OUT!!!?
Kaycee is shocked. He then sets up the Suicide Kid for a spear, but Suicide Kid has it scouted and leapfrogs Tanner, then kicks Kaycee in the gut and hits the Euthanasia!
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Winner via pinfall: Suicide Kid
As the camera fades in it shows the outside of Bob Lancelot's locker room. We see a young male in his early twenties standing outside the door, his name is David Young and he is wearing large square glasses and a pin striped suit, his face is covered in acne and he is holding a microphone. The man nervously knocks on the door and then waits several seconds, the door opens. Claire Matthews is standing on the other side, her hair is wet and she is wearing a white bathrobe, presumably having just gotten out of the shower seconds earlier.
David Young: Umm Hello. I am David Young - I am here on a journalism placement and I would like to interview Mr Bob Lancelot, this is Mr Bob Lancelot's locker room, is it not?
Claire looks David Young up and down and then bursts out laughing. David's face turns bright red and his eyes look down to his feet.
Claire: Where the fuck did they get you?! SCW really are stooping to new lows since we down sized! Even Jessica Spears was better than you and she was awful...but you.....you're just terrible!
David: I am a graduate of Harvard University where I read Media and Latin for four years.
Claire: Well I'm a graduate of The University of I Don't Give A Damn.
Whilst Claire is speaking her left breast slips out of the dressing gown, David notices this.
David: You do realise your left breast is exposed, do you not?
Claire quickly looks down, blushes and then covers herself across with the gown. She then slaps David hard across the face.
Claire: That's for looking.
David: Sorry.
David looks down at his feet again and rubs the side of his cheek. Claire then slaps him across the other cheek.
Claire: And that one is for being smarter than me.
David winces in pain and rubs his right cheek.
David: Sorry. So is Mr Bob Lancelot here?
Claire: Yeah. I'll just get him.
Claire turns around and David gets a sly look at her robe-covered ass as she goes to retrieve Bob from inside the locker room, he is reading the SCW magazine.
Claire: Some geeky interviewer is here to see you Honey.
Bob: Ok. I'll go and meet him now.
Bob looks up and notices David looking at Claires ass. He walks over to the door and then slaps David across his face.
Bob: That's for looking at my girls' ass.
David: Sorry.
Bob then slaps David across the face again.
Bob: And that's for being a stupid, suck up pussy.
David rubs his cheek and then coughs nervously to himself, he then looks at Bob.
David: You are Mr Bob Lancelot?
Bob: Yes, and who might you be?
David: David....David Young, Harvard Graduate.
Bob: Well.. David... or can I call you Mr Harvard?
David: Umm..Sure....
Bob: So, Mr Harvard, what brings you to the locker room of Mr Bob Lancelot??
David: Well I just had some questions for you regarding Aggressive Behaviour.
Bob: And??
David: And I wanted to ask them to you.
Bob: And???
David: Could I ask them to you?
Bob pauses for a minute, pondering his decision and then smiles at David Young.
Bob: Sure go ahead.
David sighs with relief and then shuffles his notes and nervously starts to read the first question to Bob.
David: Aren't you worried that Jason Starr will interfere in your match against Silas Brady.
Bob: No. Next question.
David quickly searches for the next question.
David: Do you think you can actually win the SCW Cup Tournament?
Bob: Yes. Next question.
David again quickly searches for the next question.
David: Will you beat Silas Brady tonight?
Bob: Yes. Next question.
David accidently drops the question sheet on the floor and he quickly dives down to retrieve the paper, but Bob stands on it. David slowly looks up to Bob.
Bob: So...What are you gonna' ask me next David? Are you going to ask me how my relationship with Schnitzel is? Are you gonna' ask me if I'm worried about Starr attacking Claire? Are you gonna ask what the damn time is? Well here is the answer to all of lifes little questions David, here it is, so are you ready? Have you got your pen and paper at hand?? Because the information I am about to tell you will help you for years to come, David. Fuck yesterday, Fuck tomorrow - Live for today. Because I don't give a damn what has happened in the past, I don't know what will happen in the future I only care about what will happen right now. And if you don't get the hell away from me, right now David I am going to pretend you are Jason Starr and kick the fucking shit out of your scrawny little ass then feed it to you through a straw so that you will not remember the past and will not have a future, understood? Now get the hell out of here!
David looks at Bob and starts to blubber with tears.
David: Yes Mr Lancelot, Sir.
Bob steps off the paper and David grabs it then briskly walks away from Bob and Bob's locker room. Bob picks up David's pen and looks at it ?Harvard University Class of 2004?. Bob looks down the corridor and yells after David.
Bob: David, you forgot your pen!
Bob then looks at the pen and snaps it in two.
Bob: Fucking Harvard!
Bob then turns around back into his locker room and slams the door shut.
**Commercial
Al-At least Kaycee is a pretty girl
Daniels-Yeah but Kid is pretty damn tough. I don't think she can get by him.
The heavy metal beats of Rob Zombie's "Girl on Fire" begin to play over the pa system as the house lights fade to black and the stagelights begin pulsining in tune with the music. As the lyrics kick in, a lone spotlight shines on the entrance way and Kaycee Tanner walks out onto the stage, followed closely by Jeremiah Young. They walk down the ramp, Kaycee slapping hands with fans on the way. Once they reach the ring, Kaycee slides in and hops on the nearest turnbuckle, posing for the fans as the lights return to normal.
?In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3? by Coheed and Camrbia hits and the slow intro part of the song is heard. At the 40 second mark when the guitar gets heavy the Suicide Kid emerges from the curtain, holding up the straight edge X. He slaps the hands of the fans on the way down. He waits outside at ringside.
Kid continues to stay on the outside, and complains to the referee that Kaycee is insane. Tanner laughs, then drops out of the ring, and chases his opponent around the ring. Suicide Kid rolls in, and stomps on Kaycee as soon as he enters. He stomps at his opponent, then picks him up and whips him off the ropes, but Tanner ducks a clothesline, then hit?s a flapjack, followed by a clothesline over the top rope, with Suicide Kid going over to the floor.
Tanner doesn?t wait for the Suicide Kid to get back into the ring, and comes after him, but Suicide Kid suckers Kaycee with a vicious right hand. Suicide Kid rams him off the barricade, then puts him back into the ring. He pounds Kaycee in the corner, then goes for a whip across, but Kaycee reverses, and sends Suicide Kid to the opposite corner. He goes for a clothesline, but Suicide Kid moves, then follows up with a backbreaker on Kaycee, 1...2...Kick Out.
Suicide Kid taunts his opponent, then slaps him around the head, getting a bit cocky, but Kaycee starts to come back, with the taunting seemingly inspiring him to fight back.
Daniels: There is the cockiness into effect for the Suicide Kid, which is gonna cost him.
Al: Nonsense! He is Straight Edged!
Tanner pounds Suicide Kid with right hands, but Suicide Kid gets the upper hand back with a knee, followed by a neck breaker. He gets a cover, 1...2...Kick Out. Suicide Kid quickly applies a sleeper to Tanner. Kaycee seems to be fading fast, and the referee raises his right arm, but it drops right away. He lifts up the arm again, and again it flops lifelessly to the ground. The referee then signals for one more, as Suicide Kid applies more pressure, and the crowd seem to get behind Suicide Kid, chanting his name. The arm goes up??and stays up!!! Kaycee gets to one knee, then another, then he powers out of the sleeper, elbowing his way out, and then goes to run off the ropes, but Suicide Kid pulls him back down by his head. He smiles, as Kaycee rolls around, and gets ticked off for what Suicide Kid did, but he gets stomped on by Suicide Kid.
Suicide Kid pulls Kaycee to his feet, and goes for a right hand, but Tanner blocks it, and blocks a second, then throws a right of his own back which rocks Suicide Kid. Suicide Kid then goes for a clothesline, but Kaycee ducks, and hit?s a Northern Lights Suplex, with a bridge, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Both men get up, and Kaycee ducks a right, but Suicide Kid then ducks a clothesline, but misses a dropkick, and Kaycee then misses a leg drop. Both men then bounce off the ropes, and hit each other with a double clothesline, knocking each other down.
Daniels: Both men are down!
Both stay down, and the referee begins a ten count,
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Both men then get up, using the ropes, and go shot for shot, punch for punch, already looking a little fatigued. Suicide Kid retakes the upper hand with a rake to the eyes, then whips Kaycee off the ropes, but Kaycee comes right back knocking Suicide Kid down with a flying forearm. He then jumps to his feet, and gets Suicide Kid up too. He whips him off the ropes, and hit?s a big back body drop, then whips him again and hit?s a back elbow on Suicide Kid. Suicide Kid now seems to be bouncing around like a bowling ball. Tanner then goes up top, and goes for the cross body off the top, but Suicide Kid shifts the momentum, and rolls through for a cover, 1...2...Kick Out!!!
Daniels: That was a close one!
Al: Kaycee could?ve lost it!
The two wrestlers jump up, and Suicide Kid gets the advantage with a jawbreaker on Tanner. He then sets up Kaycee for a bulldog, but Kaycee pushes him away, off the ropes, then ducks a clothesline, and hit?s the Kaytastrophe!!! Kaycee gets the cover
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......?FOOT ON THE ROPE!!
Kaycee runs his hands through his hair, in disbelief, then bounces off the ropes, but Suicide Kid rolls out of the way, then hit?s a dropkick to Kaycee Tanner. He follows up with an inverted backbreaker to his opponent. He hooks the leg, 1...2...Kick Out. He gets up a pulls Kaycee up and whips him off the ropes but Kaycee ducks Suicide Kid?s clothesline and hits a Super Kick!
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.....KICK OUT!!!?
Kaycee is shocked. He then sets up the Suicide Kid for a spear, but Suicide Kid has it scouted and leapfrogs Tanner, then kicks Kaycee in the gut and hits the Euthanasia!
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Winner via pinfall: Suicide Kid
As the camera fades in it shows the outside of Bob Lancelot's locker room. We see a young male in his early twenties standing outside the door, his name is David Young and he is wearing large square glasses and a pin striped suit, his face is covered in acne and he is holding a microphone. The man nervously knocks on the door and then waits several seconds, the door opens. Claire Matthews is standing on the other side, her hair is wet and she is wearing a white bathrobe, presumably having just gotten out of the shower seconds earlier.
David Young: Umm Hello. I am David Young - I am here on a journalism placement and I would like to interview Mr Bob Lancelot, this is Mr Bob Lancelot's locker room, is it not?
Claire looks David Young up and down and then bursts out laughing. David's face turns bright red and his eyes look down to his feet.
Claire: Where the fuck did they get you?! SCW really are stooping to new lows since we down sized! Even Jessica Spears was better than you and she was awful...but you.....you're just terrible!
David: I am a graduate of Harvard University where I read Media and Latin for four years.
Claire: Well I'm a graduate of The University of I Don't Give A Damn.
Whilst Claire is speaking her left breast slips out of the dressing gown, David notices this.
David: You do realise your left breast is exposed, do you not?
Claire quickly looks down, blushes and then covers herself across with the gown. She then slaps David hard across the face.
Claire: That's for looking.
David: Sorry.
David looks down at his feet again and rubs the side of his cheek. Claire then slaps him across the other cheek.
Claire: And that one is for being smarter than me.
David winces in pain and rubs his right cheek.
David: Sorry. So is Mr Bob Lancelot here?
Claire: Yeah. I'll just get him.
Claire turns around and David gets a sly look at her robe-covered ass as she goes to retrieve Bob from inside the locker room, he is reading the SCW magazine.
Claire: Some geeky interviewer is here to see you Honey.
Bob: Ok. I'll go and meet him now.
Bob looks up and notices David looking at Claires ass. He walks over to the door and then slaps David across his face.
Bob: That's for looking at my girls' ass.
David: Sorry.
Bob then slaps David across the face again.
Bob: And that's for being a stupid, suck up pussy.
David rubs his cheek and then coughs nervously to himself, he then looks at Bob.
David: You are Mr Bob Lancelot?
Bob: Yes, and who might you be?
David: David....David Young, Harvard Graduate.
Bob: Well.. David... or can I call you Mr Harvard?
David: Umm..Sure....
Bob: So, Mr Harvard, what brings you to the locker room of Mr Bob Lancelot??
David: Well I just had some questions for you regarding Aggressive Behaviour.
Bob: And??
David: And I wanted to ask them to you.
Bob: And???
David: Could I ask them to you?
Bob pauses for a minute, pondering his decision and then smiles at David Young.
Bob: Sure go ahead.
David sighs with relief and then shuffles his notes and nervously starts to read the first question to Bob.
David: Aren't you worried that Jason Starr will interfere in your match against Silas Brady.
Bob: No. Next question.
David quickly searches for the next question.
David: Do you think you can actually win the SCW Cup Tournament?
Bob: Yes. Next question.
David again quickly searches for the next question.
David: Will you beat Silas Brady tonight?
Bob: Yes. Next question.
David accidently drops the question sheet on the floor and he quickly dives down to retrieve the paper, but Bob stands on it. David slowly looks up to Bob.
Bob: So...What are you gonna' ask me next David? Are you going to ask me how my relationship with Schnitzel is? Are you gonna' ask me if I'm worried about Starr attacking Claire? Are you gonna ask what the damn time is? Well here is the answer to all of lifes little questions David, here it is, so are you ready? Have you got your pen and paper at hand?? Because the information I am about to tell you will help you for years to come, David. Fuck yesterday, Fuck tomorrow - Live for today. Because I don't give a damn what has happened in the past, I don't know what will happen in the future I only care about what will happen right now. And if you don't get the hell away from me, right now David I am going to pretend you are Jason Starr and kick the fucking shit out of your scrawny little ass then feed it to you through a straw so that you will not remember the past and will not have a future, understood? Now get the hell out of here!
David looks at Bob and starts to blubber with tears.
David: Yes Mr Lancelot, Sir.
Bob steps off the paper and David grabs it then briskly walks away from Bob and Bob's locker room. Bob picks up David's pen and looks at it ?Harvard University Class of 2004?. Bob looks down the corridor and yells after David.
Bob: David, you forgot your pen!
Bob then looks at the pen and snaps it in two.
Bob: Fucking Harvard!
Bob then turns around back into his locker room and slams the door shut.
**Commercial
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:59 PM
Daniels-Finally a match I'm looking forward too
*C'mon, C'mon blares over the speakers as Silas races down the ramp, wasting no time. He slides in, reaching nearly the other side of the ring before hopping to his feet and climbing the turnbuckle whereby he poses for the fans. Silas then jumps off and shadow boxes lightly as he waits for his opponent.*
Daniels:Silas Brady gave an impressive showing last AB,beating Suicide Kid with the dreaded Masque of the Red Death.
Al:*Imitating Daniels* David Rave?s shitty apprentice gave an impressive showing last week,beating a fucking juvenile with a dreaded belly flop.
Daniels:Can?t you give him any credit?
Al:I don?t see him cleaning my shoes,so no.
*The lights go off and "All My Life" by Foo Fighters starts, Bob sprints down to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers from the crowd. Claire comes down the isle while he slides into the ring under the bottom rope and hops up onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, he then hops off of the turnbuckle and stares down Brady,who offers him a handshake.*
Daniels:Silas Brady,always the gentleman.
Al:What are you in love with him or something?
*Lancelot looks down at Brady?s hand and smiles. He extends his left hand,and it looks like he is going to shake it,but suddenly takes him down with a swift right to the head!
Bob is quick on the offence,showering Brady with lefts and rights to the head of Brady. The ref makes the count and Bob backs down when he reaches four. Bob picks Brady up and hits him with a European Uppercut that sends Brady crashing again. Lancelot is quick on the offence and locks in a sleeper hold,to his girlfriend?s approval.*
Al:I sure would love her approval?
Daniels:Oh great,sir hump-a-lot is on.
Al:I?m always on for the ladies?but not for you,and don?t even think about it.
*Brady writhes for air as Bob tilts his head around to tone his resistance. Brady soon ceases to fight,and is beginning to lose consciousness. The ref raises Brady?s hand,but for some reason Bob let?s go of the hold. Bob greens evilly as he locks in an armbar,mocking Silas. Silas quickly retains his senses,and being the armbar master that he is,reverses the hold into an fujiwara armbar. Bob squeals in pain,as Claire goes to check on him. Hearing the agony in Lancelot?s voice,Brady softens the hold. Bob uses the opportunity and clocks Silas on the face.
Silas releases his hold and rolls back,he is busted up pretty bad!*
Daneils:What?s this? It appears that Claire has entrusted Lancelot with a foreign object!
Al:Five bucks it?s his dinner fork.
*And indeed,Bob is holding a now bloody fork and his hand. He hides it in his trunks before the referee can notice. Bob grins again,he picks up Brady?before planting him down with the Crashing Crippler (Double Armed DDT). Bob goes for the cover.*
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
*The bell rings as "All My Life" plays throughout the arena. The ref raises Lancelot?s hand in victory. Bob Lancelot rolls out of the ring and rejoices with Claire. They walk up the ramp way when Bob takes the fork out of his trunks and kisses it. Claire then raises Bob?s hand in victory and they disappear backstage.*
Daniels-That didnt take Lancelot very long.
Al-Brady didn't seem to put up alot of fight there, it was kind of disappointing.
**Commercial**
*C'mon, C'mon blares over the speakers as Silas races down the ramp, wasting no time. He slides in, reaching nearly the other side of the ring before hopping to his feet and climbing the turnbuckle whereby he poses for the fans. Silas then jumps off and shadow boxes lightly as he waits for his opponent.*
Daniels:Silas Brady gave an impressive showing last AB,beating Suicide Kid with the dreaded Masque of the Red Death.
Al:*Imitating Daniels* David Rave?s shitty apprentice gave an impressive showing last week,beating a fucking juvenile with a dreaded belly flop.
Daniels:Can?t you give him any credit?
Al:I don?t see him cleaning my shoes,so no.
*The lights go off and "All My Life" by Foo Fighters starts, Bob sprints down to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers from the crowd. Claire comes down the isle while he slides into the ring under the bottom rope and hops up onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, he then hops off of the turnbuckle and stares down Brady,who offers him a handshake.*
Daniels:Silas Brady,always the gentleman.
Al:What are you in love with him or something?
*Lancelot looks down at Brady?s hand and smiles. He extends his left hand,and it looks like he is going to shake it,but suddenly takes him down with a swift right to the head!
Bob is quick on the offence,showering Brady with lefts and rights to the head of Brady. The ref makes the count and Bob backs down when he reaches four. Bob picks Brady up and hits him with a European Uppercut that sends Brady crashing again. Lancelot is quick on the offence and locks in a sleeper hold,to his girlfriend?s approval.*
Al:I sure would love her approval?
Daniels:Oh great,sir hump-a-lot is on.
Al:I?m always on for the ladies?but not for you,and don?t even think about it.
*Brady writhes for air as Bob tilts his head around to tone his resistance. Brady soon ceases to fight,and is beginning to lose consciousness. The ref raises Brady?s hand,but for some reason Bob let?s go of the hold. Bob greens evilly as he locks in an armbar,mocking Silas. Silas quickly retains his senses,and being the armbar master that he is,reverses the hold into an fujiwara armbar. Bob squeals in pain,as Claire goes to check on him. Hearing the agony in Lancelot?s voice,Brady softens the hold. Bob uses the opportunity and clocks Silas on the face.
Silas releases his hold and rolls back,he is busted up pretty bad!*
Daneils:What?s this? It appears that Claire has entrusted Lancelot with a foreign object!
Al:Five bucks it?s his dinner fork.
*And indeed,Bob is holding a now bloody fork and his hand. He hides it in his trunks before the referee can notice. Bob grins again,he picks up Brady?before planting him down with the Crashing Crippler (Double Armed DDT). Bob goes for the cover.*
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
*The bell rings as "All My Life" plays throughout the arena. The ref raises Lancelot?s hand in victory. Bob Lancelot rolls out of the ring and rejoices with Claire. They walk up the ramp way when Bob takes the fork out of his trunks and kisses it. Claire then raises Bob?s hand in victory and they disappear backstage.*
Daniels-That didnt take Lancelot very long.
Al-Brady didn't seem to put up alot of fight there, it was kind of disappointing.
**Commercial**
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That's How We Roll
Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:59 PM
Head: The next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first?
?Sleep now in the fire? hits and James Orich comes right out, energetic and jumping around. He moves to one side of the stage to raise his arms, still jumping, than moves to the other side, trying to get the crowd excited. He moves down the aisle way, halting most of his jumping, but still taunting a lot.
Head: From Los Angeles, California weighing in at 194 pounds, this is James Orich!
When he gets near the ring, he runs and slides into it, makes 225 degree turn towards the bottom-left turn buckle. He jumps onto the second ropes and raises his arms, than turns and sits on the top to wait for his opponent.
Head: And his opponent?
The lights fade out to black, leaving only the flash bulbs from the cameras in the crowd to light the arena. Lightly in the background we begin to hear the Gregorian chant before an ominous voice resonates over top of it.
And I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgment
I will take upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who have has me
O Lord, raise me to thy hand
And count me among thy saints
Never shall innocent blood be shed
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow forth like a river
The one shall spread his blackened wings
And be the vengeful striking hammer of God
The chant ends as the crowd grows in anticipation. Suddenly the first guitar chords of Sevendust?s ?Enemy? echo throughout as white strobe lights begin to flicker on the stage. A white smoke also emanates from stage as a dark, foreboding figure begins to appear in the background. Suddenly the amplitude of the guitar rifts is kicked up as Nate Redman forges ahead to tremendous heat from the crowd. Redman does not acknowledge the crowd as he rumbles down the aisle with his head down, appearing completely focused on the task at hand.
Head from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 265 pounds, this is ?The Empire Saint? Nate Redman!!!
Al: Hey that?s his woman Emily behind him! She?s hott!
Daniels: Keep it in your pants Al!
Redman heads straight to his corner and climbs the middle rope, posing for the crowd before returning to the canvas before locking in a stare with Orich.
Daniels: Redman has a 71 pound advantage in this match with a six inch height advantage.
Al: That is one tough task for James Orich. This is not going to be easy!
The bell rings and the match begins. Both men tie up and Redman forces Orich back into the corner. Redman drives several knees into the breadbasket of Orich before connecting with several knife edge chops. Redman begins to pepper Orich with right hands in the corner. Orich eventually is beaten into the canvas; slumped down into a heap. Redman talks trash to Orich before backing off and turning his back on him.
Daniels: What a complete lack of respect shown by Nate Redman!
Al: Do you blame him? He is a former World Champion! What has Orich done except lie on his back?
Redman turns around and Orich comes charging out of the corner with a double leg takedown before peppering Redman with right hands! Redman tries to counter but Orich rolls through, pounding Redman on the back of the head with right hands. Redman grabs the bottom rope which breaks up the melee. Redman wipes his mouth clean as he is not pleased with the offensive assault of Orich. Redman complains to the official that Orich pulled his hair as the crowd boos for Redman?s underhanded tactics. The referee warns Orich, who just laughs off Redman?s feeble attempts to get under his skin.
Al: What was that about? That was a blatant hair pull!
Daniels: I think you are losing your mind!
Both men slowly circle around each other before locking up in the center of the ring once again. Orich takes the advantage with a side headlock before Redman throws him off of the ropes. Orich bounces off of the ropes and jumps over Redman but as he goes to rebound off of the other rope, Emily grabs his foot! The crowd boos as Orich quickly turns around and connects with a slingshot plancha on Emily!
Al: WHAT?! He just hit a girl!
Daniels: She shouldn?t have got involved!
Redman is furious as he leaps through the ropes, but Orich moves out of the way, allowing ?The Empire Saint? to torpedo straight into the steel ringside barricade! Redman holds his head as Orich plays to the crowd. Orich picks up Redman and connects with a right hand before going for an Irish whip. Redman counters however sending Orich spine first into the unforgiving steel ringside barricade. Orich screams in pain as he makes contact; Redman tries to shake the cobwebs loose. Redman charges with a clothesline but Orich ducks before crotching Redman across the barricade! Orich balances himself up on the top of the railing before leaping off and catching the vulnerable Redman with a flying bulldog onto the concrete floor!
Al: I can?t believe Orich is getting any offense in!
Daniels: Ian Vodoa must still be weighing in heavily on his mind!
Orich climbs back into the ring and climbs up to the top rope as Redman tries to recover from the bulldog. Orich leaps off of the top rope and catches Redman with a flying cross body on the outside! Orich picks up Redman and rolls him back into the ring. Orich fires Redman off of the ropes and looks for a back body drop, but Redman anticipates and catches Orich with a sledge hammer blow across the back. Redman quickly grabs Orich and slams him to the canvas with a snap power bomb. Redman does not go for the cover however. Instead, he picks up Orich and connects with an inverted atomic drop before sprinting off of the ropes and nearly beheading him with a running Mafia kick! Orich is out as Redman sprints back off of the ropes and connecting with a running elbow drop. Redman goes for the cover.
One?
Two?
Orich kicks out at two. Redman quickly stays on top of the offensive by quickly locking on a side headlock. Redman pulls Orich up from the ground and snap mares him over before connecting with a stiff low dropkick to the back of the head! Orich slumps over as Redman goes for another cover.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Orich kicks out just in the nick of time. Redman picks up Orich and clubs him off the back of the head before firing him off of the ropes, connecting with a strong clothesline. Redman goes for the lateral press.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Orich kicks out once again. Redman slaps on the side headlock again and this time lays down with it, adding additional pressure.
Al: Well any doubts you had are obviously out of the picture now Daniels!
Daniels: This match is far from over!
After a few moments the crowd begins to cheer for Orich and he seems to be gaining new life. Orich struggles to his feet and connects with several elbows which break the hold. Orich sprints off of the ropes but is locked into a sleeper from Redman but he quickly counters that with a modified jaw breaker! However Orich is not able to capitalize as Redman shrugs off the jaw breaker and crashes down a sledge hammer shot across the back of the head. Redman picks up Orich and shoves him back into the corner before landing some stiff rights and lefts. Redman fires Orich across the ring and charges in, only to catch a boot to the face from Orich. Redman stumbles into the center of the ring and Orich charges. Redman goes for the boot but Orich catches his foot, and ducks the enziguiri attempt. Redman gets up and walks straight into a kick and a DDT from Orich! Orich gets back up and connects with a standing moonsault! Orich goes for the lateral press.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Redman gets his shoulder off of the canvas before the count of three. Orich quickly gets up and heads to the top rope and connects with a moonsault! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman just kicks out before the count of three. Orich picks up Redman and shoots him chest first into the corner. Redman stumbles back out and Orich springs off of the ropes looking for a rebounding cross body, but Redman ducks instinctively, allowing Orich to crash hard into the canvas. Orich stumbles to his feet and walks directly into the Kill Shot! Redman hooks the leg as he goes for the cover.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Orich gets the other foot on the rope! Redman picks up Orich and connects with a bridging northern lights suplex.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Orich kicks out. Redman heads to the top rope.
Daniels: I don?t know if this is a good idea!
Al: Shut up Daniels! He knows what he is doing!
Redman leaps off of the top rope and misses with the swan dive splash! Both men are down and hurt in the center of the ring as the referee begins his mandatory count. Orich is the first to his feet as he grabs Redman by the head and connects with a running version of the tornado DDT! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman just kicks out in time. Orich picks up Redman and looks as if he is going for a German suplex but Redman blocks the attempt with an elbow to the face. Redman looks to be going for a German of his own, but Orich slides down and takes Redman down with a drop toe hold. Redman tries to get up but Orich sprints off of the ropes and catches Redman right in the face with a running front dropkick! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman?s shoulder shoots off of the canvas right before the count of three. Orich picks up Redman and puts him onto the top rope. Orich follows him up but is met with resistance from Redman. Redman eventually gains the advantage before connecting with a top rope super bomb! Redman goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Orich gets his foot on the rope! Redman heads back up to the top rope but takes too much time and is caught by Orich. Orich crotches Redman on the top turnbuckle before heading up to the top rope and connecting with Taking the Show! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman puts his foot on the rope!!! Orich cannot believe it.
Orich signals for the end of the match as he picks up Redman and fires him chest first into the corner. Redman stumbles out backwards and Orich goes for the running flyer but Redman anticipates catching Orich and connecting with a modified Raptor Bomb!
Al: Holy Shit! That was amazing!
Daniels: I am going to have agree with you on that Al! That was out of nowhere!!!
Redman wastes no time as he scoops up Orich and connects with the Penance! Redman goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THREE!!!
Redman picks up another hard fought victory!
Daniels-Orich put up a good fight against Redman
Al-But you have to remember Redman is one tough opponent. Look at the greats he has faced...and beaten.
Daniels-Anyone come to mind?
Al-Give you a hint, I was in the ring against her at Forever.
Daniels groans as show goes to Commercial
?Sleep now in the fire? hits and James Orich comes right out, energetic and jumping around. He moves to one side of the stage to raise his arms, still jumping, than moves to the other side, trying to get the crowd excited. He moves down the aisle way, halting most of his jumping, but still taunting a lot.
Head: From Los Angeles, California weighing in at 194 pounds, this is James Orich!
When he gets near the ring, he runs and slides into it, makes 225 degree turn towards the bottom-left turn buckle. He jumps onto the second ropes and raises his arms, than turns and sits on the top to wait for his opponent.
Head: And his opponent?
The lights fade out to black, leaving only the flash bulbs from the cameras in the crowd to light the arena. Lightly in the background we begin to hear the Gregorian chant before an ominous voice resonates over top of it.
And I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgment
I will take upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who have has me
O Lord, raise me to thy hand
And count me among thy saints
Never shall innocent blood be shed
Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow forth like a river
The one shall spread his blackened wings
And be the vengeful striking hammer of God
The chant ends as the crowd grows in anticipation. Suddenly the first guitar chords of Sevendust?s ?Enemy? echo throughout as white strobe lights begin to flicker on the stage. A white smoke also emanates from stage as a dark, foreboding figure begins to appear in the background. Suddenly the amplitude of the guitar rifts is kicked up as Nate Redman forges ahead to tremendous heat from the crowd. Redman does not acknowledge the crowd as he rumbles down the aisle with his head down, appearing completely focused on the task at hand.
Head from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 265 pounds, this is ?The Empire Saint? Nate Redman!!!
Al: Hey that?s his woman Emily behind him! She?s hott!
Daniels: Keep it in your pants Al!
Redman heads straight to his corner and climbs the middle rope, posing for the crowd before returning to the canvas before locking in a stare with Orich.
Daniels: Redman has a 71 pound advantage in this match with a six inch height advantage.
Al: That is one tough task for James Orich. This is not going to be easy!
The bell rings and the match begins. Both men tie up and Redman forces Orich back into the corner. Redman drives several knees into the breadbasket of Orich before connecting with several knife edge chops. Redman begins to pepper Orich with right hands in the corner. Orich eventually is beaten into the canvas; slumped down into a heap. Redman talks trash to Orich before backing off and turning his back on him.
Daniels: What a complete lack of respect shown by Nate Redman!
Al: Do you blame him? He is a former World Champion! What has Orich done except lie on his back?
Redman turns around and Orich comes charging out of the corner with a double leg takedown before peppering Redman with right hands! Redman tries to counter but Orich rolls through, pounding Redman on the back of the head with right hands. Redman grabs the bottom rope which breaks up the melee. Redman wipes his mouth clean as he is not pleased with the offensive assault of Orich. Redman complains to the official that Orich pulled his hair as the crowd boos for Redman?s underhanded tactics. The referee warns Orich, who just laughs off Redman?s feeble attempts to get under his skin.
Al: What was that about? That was a blatant hair pull!
Daniels: I think you are losing your mind!
Both men slowly circle around each other before locking up in the center of the ring once again. Orich takes the advantage with a side headlock before Redman throws him off of the ropes. Orich bounces off of the ropes and jumps over Redman but as he goes to rebound off of the other rope, Emily grabs his foot! The crowd boos as Orich quickly turns around and connects with a slingshot plancha on Emily!
Al: WHAT?! He just hit a girl!
Daniels: She shouldn?t have got involved!
Redman is furious as he leaps through the ropes, but Orich moves out of the way, allowing ?The Empire Saint? to torpedo straight into the steel ringside barricade! Redman holds his head as Orich plays to the crowd. Orich picks up Redman and connects with a right hand before going for an Irish whip. Redman counters however sending Orich spine first into the unforgiving steel ringside barricade. Orich screams in pain as he makes contact; Redman tries to shake the cobwebs loose. Redman charges with a clothesline but Orich ducks before crotching Redman across the barricade! Orich balances himself up on the top of the railing before leaping off and catching the vulnerable Redman with a flying bulldog onto the concrete floor!
Al: I can?t believe Orich is getting any offense in!
Daniels: Ian Vodoa must still be weighing in heavily on his mind!
Orich climbs back into the ring and climbs up to the top rope as Redman tries to recover from the bulldog. Orich leaps off of the top rope and catches Redman with a flying cross body on the outside! Orich picks up Redman and rolls him back into the ring. Orich fires Redman off of the ropes and looks for a back body drop, but Redman anticipates and catches Orich with a sledge hammer blow across the back. Redman quickly grabs Orich and slams him to the canvas with a snap power bomb. Redman does not go for the cover however. Instead, he picks up Orich and connects with an inverted atomic drop before sprinting off of the ropes and nearly beheading him with a running Mafia kick! Orich is out as Redman sprints back off of the ropes and connecting with a running elbow drop. Redman goes for the cover.
One?
Two?
Orich kicks out at two. Redman quickly stays on top of the offensive by quickly locking on a side headlock. Redman pulls Orich up from the ground and snap mares him over before connecting with a stiff low dropkick to the back of the head! Orich slumps over as Redman goes for another cover.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Orich kicks out just in the nick of time. Redman picks up Orich and clubs him off the back of the head before firing him off of the ropes, connecting with a strong clothesline. Redman goes for the lateral press.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Orich kicks out once again. Redman slaps on the side headlock again and this time lays down with it, adding additional pressure.
Al: Well any doubts you had are obviously out of the picture now Daniels!
Daniels: This match is far from over!
After a few moments the crowd begins to cheer for Orich and he seems to be gaining new life. Orich struggles to his feet and connects with several elbows which break the hold. Orich sprints off of the ropes but is locked into a sleeper from Redman but he quickly counters that with a modified jaw breaker! However Orich is not able to capitalize as Redman shrugs off the jaw breaker and crashes down a sledge hammer shot across the back of the head. Redman picks up Orich and shoves him back into the corner before landing some stiff rights and lefts. Redman fires Orich across the ring and charges in, only to catch a boot to the face from Orich. Redman stumbles into the center of the ring and Orich charges. Redman goes for the boot but Orich catches his foot, and ducks the enziguiri attempt. Redman gets up and walks straight into a kick and a DDT from Orich! Orich gets back up and connects with a standing moonsault! Orich goes for the lateral press.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Redman gets his shoulder off of the canvas before the count of three. Orich quickly gets up and heads to the top rope and connects with a moonsault! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman just kicks out before the count of three. Orich picks up Redman and shoots him chest first into the corner. Redman stumbles back out and Orich springs off of the ropes looking for a rebounding cross body, but Redman ducks instinctively, allowing Orich to crash hard into the canvas. Orich stumbles to his feet and walks directly into the Kill Shot! Redman hooks the leg as he goes for the cover.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Orich gets the other foot on the rope! Redman picks up Orich and connects with a bridging northern lights suplex.
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!
Orich kicks out. Redman heads to the top rope.
Daniels: I don?t know if this is a good idea!
Al: Shut up Daniels! He knows what he is doing!
Redman leaps off of the top rope and misses with the swan dive splash! Both men are down and hurt in the center of the ring as the referee begins his mandatory count. Orich is the first to his feet as he grabs Redman by the head and connects with a running version of the tornado DDT! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman just kicks out in time. Orich picks up Redman and looks as if he is going for a German suplex but Redman blocks the attempt with an elbow to the face. Redman looks to be going for a German of his own, but Orich slides down and takes Redman down with a drop toe hold. Redman tries to get up but Orich sprints off of the ropes and catches Redman right in the face with a running front dropkick! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman?s shoulder shoots off of the canvas right before the count of three. Orich picks up Redman and puts him onto the top rope. Orich follows him up but is met with resistance from Redman. Redman eventually gains the advantage before connecting with a top rope super bomb! Redman goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Orich gets his foot on the rope! Redman heads back up to the top rope but takes too much time and is caught by Orich. Orich crotches Redman on the top turnbuckle before heading up to the top rope and connecting with Taking the Show! Orich goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THRE, NO!!!
Redman puts his foot on the rope!!! Orich cannot believe it.
Orich signals for the end of the match as he picks up Redman and fires him chest first into the corner. Redman stumbles out backwards and Orich goes for the running flyer but Redman anticipates catching Orich and connecting with a modified Raptor Bomb!
Al: Holy Shit! That was amazing!
Daniels: I am going to have agree with you on that Al! That was out of nowhere!!!
Redman wastes no time as he scoops up Orich and connects with the Penance! Redman goes for the cover!
One?
Two?
THREE!!!
Redman picks up another hard fought victory!
Daniels-Orich put up a good fight against Redman
Al-But you have to remember Redman is one tough opponent. Look at the greats he has faced...and beaten.
Daniels-Anyone come to mind?
Al-Give you a hint, I was in the ring against her at Forever.
Daniels groans as show goes to Commercial
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That's How We Roll
Posted 18 April 2006 - 09:00 PM
Daniels-Finally its time for our main event
Al-Is Vodoa gonna wrestle tonight, or give a concert?
Daniels-I think he's here to show Schnitzel a few things...
"Aerodynamic" plays through the arena as a druid comes out with a casket. The Casket opens, only to reveal an....empty casket? As the cameras zoom up into the insides of the casket, Schnitzel comes out from under the casket and runs into the ring, so that when the cameras zoom back into the ring, Schnitzel will be standing there.
Richard Head: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 320lbs, he is 7 foot tall and from parts unknown?..Dark Schnitzel!!!
Schnitzel climbs the stairs. He laughs while Jimmy runs down with a fire extinguisher. Dark then raises his arms when suddenly the turnbuckle pyro goes off. The Music loops back to the beginning right when his face strikes fire. Schnitzel gives a quick grin through the flames and Jimmy turns on the fire extinguisher. Smoke surrounds him. When the smoke clears, Schnitzel is the ring.
?Just in Time? by The Brass River Band hits the PA loud and The Trumpet Player strides out, holding ?The White Dove?. The Trumpet Player then strolls down the ramp at a slow, leisured pace, casually chatting with the fans as he goes by. He then slides in the ring, and hands the referee ?The White Dove? to keep his prized trumpet safe in his match, before he faces the crowd and continues to chat lightly.
Richard Head: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 228lbs, 6foot tall from San Diego, California?. ?Trumpet Player? Ian Vodoa!!
Al: I really don?t know why Schnitzel really hates Vodoa?s music I just picked up his new album and it is brilliantly marvellous!
Daniels: Schnitzel just hates everything.
Al: I was being sarcastic Daniels?his new album is a pile of crap?.
Schnitzel looks at Vodoa and then starts to laugh, flapping his arms at Ian, then he walks away and begins to step out of the ring.
Al: Hahaha Schnitzel doesn?t want to fight Vodoa, he doesn?t think he is worthy!
Schnitzel leans through the ropes but Vodoa stops him and pulls him back into the ring. Schnitzel looks at Vodoa once more, this time he has a much more angry look on his face as he leans back and throws a big left hand at Vodoa, knocking him straight to the ground. Schnitzel then starts to laugh and once more starts to exit the ring, but Vodoa gets back to his feet and pulls him back through the ropes, but this time Vodoa starts beating on Schnitzel with over 30 quick left and right jabs to the side of his ribs! Schnitzel clutches his ribs in pain and then starts to cough up blood.
Al: Vodoa just busted up Schnitzel?s guts!
Daniels: Schnitzel has intense internal injuries and the match has only just started!
Schnitzel winces his face in pain and then stumbles forward, crashing to the mat. Vodoa then hooks his legs around Schnitzel?s mid section in a vice like hold and starts squeezing at his ribs whilst pulling back his head. Schnitzel yells in pain and after about thirty seconds he starts to lift himself up to his knee?s, he then stands up with Vodoa still attached to him and drops backwards, crushing Vodoa under his weight!
Daniels: Ouch!
Schnitzel stands straight back up and then drops a leg over Vodoa?s neck, Schnitzel then starts to stomp on Vodoa?s face and neck, then lifts him up and tosses him into the corner and starts stomping at him, Schnitzel lifts Vodoa up and crosses his legs across the ropes and then steps back a few steps ? then runs towards him with all his force and kicks him in the nuts!
Al: Vodoa will be playin? some really high notes now!
Vodoa falls forward and gets wrapped up in a tree-of-woe. Schnitzel then runs at him with a baseball slide kick to the face causing Vodoa to fall forward onto the mat. Schnitzel picks Vodoa up by the head and then uses his strength and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Schnitzel then climbs up to the second rope and wraps his arms around Vodoa?s head for a superplex, Schnitzel lifts Vodoa up but Vodoa leaps up and lands on his feet behind Schnitzel, Vodoa then spins around and hits Schnitzel with a belly-to-back suplex off the second rope!
Daniels: Holy shit!
Vodoa then rolls over and covers Schnitzel.
1?..
2??..Schnitzel kicks out!
Vodoa looks to the ref and then at Schnitzel and puts up three fingers but then shrugs his shoulders and runs off the rope, Schnitzel sits up ala Kane but Vodoa runs at him with a enzaguri type kick to the side of Schnitzel?s head. Schnitzel doesn?t budge, so Vodoa bounces off the other rope and comes back with another enzaguri kick to the side of Schnitzel?s head but once more Schnitzel doesn?t budge, Vodoa looks scared as he runs at Schnitzel from the front and hits him with a powerful diving clothesline, this manages to knock Schnitzel back but he quickly sits back up again. Vodoa starts to scream in annoyance and then runs at Schnitzel from behind, hitting him with a bulldog, this time Schnitzel falls forward, hitting his head on the mat.
Al: That freak should stay down this time!
Vodoa celebrates by playing an invisible trumpet but then Schnitzel stands up behind Vodoa?s back.
Al: What the fuck Schnitzel is up!
When Vodoa turns around, Schnitzel runs at him with a clothesline, Vodoa stands up and Schnitzel hits him with another mighty right arm, Vodoa gets up again and Schnitzel again hits him with a third clothesline, Vodoa gets up once more and Schnitzel locks his hand around Vodoa?s neck ? lifting him up for a chokeslam, Schnitzel holds Vodoa up in the air for a few seconds and then slams him down hard! Schnitzel then sprays the blood from his mouth onto Vodoa and covers him.
1??.
2???..Vodoa kicks out on a long 2 count!
Schnitzel looks angry and then starts to claw at Vodoa?s face, raking his eyes until the ref breaks it up. Schnitzel lifts up Vodoa for a powerbomb but Vodoa punches at Schnitzel and then hops down, Schnitzel quickly reacts with a big boot, but Vodoa ducks and Schnitzel hits the ref with the big boot by mistake!
Daniels: The referee is down!
Al: Schnitzel is such a clumsy fool!
As Schnitzel turns around he is met by a swinging neck breaker from Vodoa who then rolls out underneath the bottom rope and takes his trumpet ?The White Dove? from its mahogany case. Vodoa blows the trumpet and then rolls under the bottom rope and stalks Schnitzel with it.
Al: Vodoa is gonna? scramble Schnitzel?s brains if he hits him with that trumpet!
Vodoa is about to hit Schnitzel with the trumpet when Bob Lancelot hits the ring from backstage.
Al: It?s Lancelot to the rescue!!
Bob gores Vodoa to the mat, causing him to drop the trumpet, and then starts to pound away at his face, meanwhile Schnitzel sits up and walks over and pulls Bob off Vodoa and starts to lecture him.
Daniels: Schnitzel is saying that he doesn?t need Bob?s help!
Schnitzel points Bob to the back, but Bob shakes his head, Schnitzel escorts Bob out of the ring and motions him down the steps, meanwhile Vodoa is crawling toward the trumpet, he picks it up and as Schnitzel turns away from escorting Bob to the back, Vodoa slams the trumpet across Schnitzel?s face bending the trumpet in half!
Al: Holy shit, what a shot!
Schnitzel stumbles around a bit before falling flat out on the mat, Vodoa then falls across Schnitzel and the referee slowly starts to drag himself across the ring to count whilst Bob looks on from outside the ring.
1??
2???
3???.
Winner: Ian Vodoa
Al: Vodoa wins!!
Bob looks on as Vodoa celebrates in the ring and Schnitzel starts to recover, Schnitzel glares at Bob, but Bob just shrugs his shoulders and walks to the back as the camera fades.
Al-Is Vodoa gonna wrestle tonight, or give a concert?
Daniels-I think he's here to show Schnitzel a few things...
"Aerodynamic" plays through the arena as a druid comes out with a casket. The Casket opens, only to reveal an....empty casket? As the cameras zoom up into the insides of the casket, Schnitzel comes out from under the casket and runs into the ring, so that when the cameras zoom back into the ring, Schnitzel will be standing there.
Richard Head: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 320lbs, he is 7 foot tall and from parts unknown?..Dark Schnitzel!!!
Schnitzel climbs the stairs. He laughs while Jimmy runs down with a fire extinguisher. Dark then raises his arms when suddenly the turnbuckle pyro goes off. The Music loops back to the beginning right when his face strikes fire. Schnitzel gives a quick grin through the flames and Jimmy turns on the fire extinguisher. Smoke surrounds him. When the smoke clears, Schnitzel is the ring.
?Just in Time? by The Brass River Band hits the PA loud and The Trumpet Player strides out, holding ?The White Dove?. The Trumpet Player then strolls down the ramp at a slow, leisured pace, casually chatting with the fans as he goes by. He then slides in the ring, and hands the referee ?The White Dove? to keep his prized trumpet safe in his match, before he faces the crowd and continues to chat lightly.
Richard Head: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 228lbs, 6foot tall from San Diego, California?. ?Trumpet Player? Ian Vodoa!!
Al: I really don?t know why Schnitzel really hates Vodoa?s music I just picked up his new album and it is brilliantly marvellous!
Daniels: Schnitzel just hates everything.
Al: I was being sarcastic Daniels?his new album is a pile of crap?.
Schnitzel looks at Vodoa and then starts to laugh, flapping his arms at Ian, then he walks away and begins to step out of the ring.
Al: Hahaha Schnitzel doesn?t want to fight Vodoa, he doesn?t think he is worthy!
Schnitzel leans through the ropes but Vodoa stops him and pulls him back into the ring. Schnitzel looks at Vodoa once more, this time he has a much more angry look on his face as he leans back and throws a big left hand at Vodoa, knocking him straight to the ground. Schnitzel then starts to laugh and once more starts to exit the ring, but Vodoa gets back to his feet and pulls him back through the ropes, but this time Vodoa starts beating on Schnitzel with over 30 quick left and right jabs to the side of his ribs! Schnitzel clutches his ribs in pain and then starts to cough up blood.
Al: Vodoa just busted up Schnitzel?s guts!
Daniels: Schnitzel has intense internal injuries and the match has only just started!
Schnitzel winces his face in pain and then stumbles forward, crashing to the mat. Vodoa then hooks his legs around Schnitzel?s mid section in a vice like hold and starts squeezing at his ribs whilst pulling back his head. Schnitzel yells in pain and after about thirty seconds he starts to lift himself up to his knee?s, he then stands up with Vodoa still attached to him and drops backwards, crushing Vodoa under his weight!
Daniels: Ouch!
Schnitzel stands straight back up and then drops a leg over Vodoa?s neck, Schnitzel then starts to stomp on Vodoa?s face and neck, then lifts him up and tosses him into the corner and starts stomping at him, Schnitzel lifts Vodoa up and crosses his legs across the ropes and then steps back a few steps ? then runs towards him with all his force and kicks him in the nuts!
Al: Vodoa will be playin? some really high notes now!
Vodoa falls forward and gets wrapped up in a tree-of-woe. Schnitzel then runs at him with a baseball slide kick to the face causing Vodoa to fall forward onto the mat. Schnitzel picks Vodoa up by the head and then uses his strength and lifts him onto the top turnbuckle. Schnitzel then climbs up to the second rope and wraps his arms around Vodoa?s head for a superplex, Schnitzel lifts Vodoa up but Vodoa leaps up and lands on his feet behind Schnitzel, Vodoa then spins around and hits Schnitzel with a belly-to-back suplex off the second rope!
Daniels: Holy shit!
Vodoa then rolls over and covers Schnitzel.
1?..
2??..Schnitzel kicks out!
Vodoa looks to the ref and then at Schnitzel and puts up three fingers but then shrugs his shoulders and runs off the rope, Schnitzel sits up ala Kane but Vodoa runs at him with a enzaguri type kick to the side of Schnitzel?s head. Schnitzel doesn?t budge, so Vodoa bounces off the other rope and comes back with another enzaguri kick to the side of Schnitzel?s head but once more Schnitzel doesn?t budge, Vodoa looks scared as he runs at Schnitzel from the front and hits him with a powerful diving clothesline, this manages to knock Schnitzel back but he quickly sits back up again. Vodoa starts to scream in annoyance and then runs at Schnitzel from behind, hitting him with a bulldog, this time Schnitzel falls forward, hitting his head on the mat.
Al: That freak should stay down this time!
Vodoa celebrates by playing an invisible trumpet but then Schnitzel stands up behind Vodoa?s back.
Al: What the fuck Schnitzel is up!
When Vodoa turns around, Schnitzel runs at him with a clothesline, Vodoa stands up and Schnitzel hits him with another mighty right arm, Vodoa gets up again and Schnitzel again hits him with a third clothesline, Vodoa gets up once more and Schnitzel locks his hand around Vodoa?s neck ? lifting him up for a chokeslam, Schnitzel holds Vodoa up in the air for a few seconds and then slams him down hard! Schnitzel then sprays the blood from his mouth onto Vodoa and covers him.
1??.
2???..Vodoa kicks out on a long 2 count!
Schnitzel looks angry and then starts to claw at Vodoa?s face, raking his eyes until the ref breaks it up. Schnitzel lifts up Vodoa for a powerbomb but Vodoa punches at Schnitzel and then hops down, Schnitzel quickly reacts with a big boot, but Vodoa ducks and Schnitzel hits the ref with the big boot by mistake!
Daniels: The referee is down!
Al: Schnitzel is such a clumsy fool!
As Schnitzel turns around he is met by a swinging neck breaker from Vodoa who then rolls out underneath the bottom rope and takes his trumpet ?The White Dove? from its mahogany case. Vodoa blows the trumpet and then rolls under the bottom rope and stalks Schnitzel with it.
Al: Vodoa is gonna? scramble Schnitzel?s brains if he hits him with that trumpet!
Vodoa is about to hit Schnitzel with the trumpet when Bob Lancelot hits the ring from backstage.
Al: It?s Lancelot to the rescue!!
Bob gores Vodoa to the mat, causing him to drop the trumpet, and then starts to pound away at his face, meanwhile Schnitzel sits up and walks over and pulls Bob off Vodoa and starts to lecture him.
Daniels: Schnitzel is saying that he doesn?t need Bob?s help!
Schnitzel points Bob to the back, but Bob shakes his head, Schnitzel escorts Bob out of the ring and motions him down the steps, meanwhile Vodoa is crawling toward the trumpet, he picks it up and as Schnitzel turns away from escorting Bob to the back, Vodoa slams the trumpet across Schnitzel?s face bending the trumpet in half!
Al: Holy shit, what a shot!
Schnitzel stumbles around a bit before falling flat out on the mat, Vodoa then falls across Schnitzel and the referee slowly starts to drag himself across the ring to count whilst Bob looks on from outside the ring.
1??
2???
3???.
Winner: Ian Vodoa
Al: Vodoa wins!!
Bob looks on as Vodoa celebrates in the ring and Schnitzel starts to recover, Schnitzel glares at Bob, but Bob just shrugs his shoulders and walks to the back as the camera fades.
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That's How We Roll
Posted 18 April 2006 - 09:00 PM
Credits
Main Event-Vodoa Vs Schnitzel-OJ
Redman Vs Orich-Gary
Brady Vs Lancelot-Schnitzel
Tanner Vs Suicide Kid-PWS
Sullivan Vs Dawson-PWS
Segments-OJ and Dawson
Main Event-Vodoa Vs Schnitzel-OJ
Redman Vs Orich-Gary
Brady Vs Lancelot-Schnitzel
Tanner Vs Suicide Kid-PWS
Sullivan Vs Dawson-PWS
Segments-OJ and Dawson
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