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(Scene begins in Alberquerque Sports Stadium Alberquerque, NM with the shooting of fireworks and the unveiling of a banner which reads ??SCW NOT READY TO DIE??. The fireworks subside and the images of the sold out crowd, each on their feet in applause, as well as a variety of signs being hoisted in the air. As the smoke finally clears, the scene kicks over to the announce table, where Tito Poppi and ??Playboy?? Bill Jakes are seen waiting for the broadcast to begin.)

Tito: SCWites, We??re live in a packed Alberquerque, New Mexico! I??m Tito Poppi, and sitting next to me is my long time broadcast associate, ??Playboy?? Bill Jakes. Tonight ladies and gentlemen, you will witness history, as Alberquerque, New Mexico and June 6, 2004 will go down as the very first Pay Per View in SCW history, Not Ready To Die!!

Bill: Whoever named this state hey couldn??t be more appropriate when they called it ??The Pit??. This place is a damn hovel in the middle of no where. No wonder it??s sold out, this is the only gig in town.

Tito: Tonight, here in the home of the Alberquerque Isotopes, we wiill see history made! Tonight, right here in Alberquerque, one person will walk out of town with a one-way ticket to the Big Show! As the Isotopes gear to send players up to the Marlins, we gear up to send up one of our own to the party!

Bill: I can??t wait! Hell, maybe I??ll enter the battle royal myself. I??m sick of doing these bush league broadcasts.

Tito: Also tonight, we will see the official return of a TKOW legend! Rumors have run rampart all week long about the person??s identity. Ever since Commissioner Mitchell and CEO Starr made the announcement of the return, names have been thrown around like straws. Any guesses Bill?

Bill: Someone with no common sense. Why the hell would ANYONE want to be SCW Exclusive Tito??? That would be like Barry Bonds signing an AAA only contract to play for the Isocraps.

Tito: Also tonight, we will see the return of ??The Lethal Lottery??, as enemies try to become friends for one night only, as Eternity and Weapon X do battle with ??Wildcat?? Lynn Brewster and Deems!

Bill: I can??t wait to see Brewster and Eternity tear eachother in half. They were all lovie dovey last week, helping eachother, but just wait till the cards are on the table.

Tito: Also, we??ll see a rematch of sorts, as Karnij does battle with the man he defeated in one-on-one action just last week, Greg Quinnell, and newcomer ??Immortal?? Ian Martin! We will also see Rick Dushae and Odin try to finish some unfinished business in a Scaffold Match.. Playboy, I??ve seen careers, even LIVES ended by these kind of matches.

Bill: Let??s face it Tito. Last week, Dushae totally fluked out by surviving that street fight with Odin. He was damn lucky to get out of it with a double knockout.. He won??t be so lucky this time around.

Tito: Our first match of the evening is upon us! Let??s get to the ring!!

(Bell sounds)

Richard Head: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest of Not Ready To Die?K. Is scheduled for one fall..

(Drowning pool "step up " 1..2..3. GO" and fire comes up form the stage.)

Richard: From San Francisco, California?K Weighing in at 295 pounds.. Mavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvverick!!

Tito: What a way to kick off our first Pay Per View, as we get a look at the 6??7 newcomer from Dallas, Texas..

(Maverick comes out energetic and jumping around with alot of energy then when "if you wanna step up " line coms he sprints to the ring and goes right to the turnbuckle and gets up and putshis arms out in acceptance. )

Tito: A little background check on the newest member of the SCW, Maverick is well traveled to say the least. After graduating from the University of Arkansas, where he was a pretty respected Defensive Tackle, he was drafted in the 6th round of the 1998 NFL draft by the San Francisco 49ers, spent two years with the team. After spending a year in the Arena Football League, he tried his hand in the UFC and now finds himself in the SCW! Tonight, he will get his first test as he goes against the crafty vet, Dave Havoc.

Bill: Big deal..

Tito: Havoc last week gave Lynn Brewster all he could handle and then some.. This one should be a knock down dragout brawl!

(Poison The Wells ??Nerdy?? hits the speakers and the lights dim.)

Head: And his opponent, from the House of Havoc, weighing in at 210 pounds?K Daveeeeeeeeeee Havoc!

(Havoc walks out and he points at the fans, before he walks down the ramp. Dave climbs into the ring and he climbs to the top rope, pointing to the crowd in all directions. On the stage fire blows up. Dave then goes into the corner, ready for this opponent.)

Tito: Havoc, giving up almost 100 pounds to Maverick, looks prepared.

(The bell sounds as the two men lock up.)

Tito: The two men, like a pair of bulls.

(Maverick pulls back and throws Havoc forward, sending him against the turnbuckles.)

Tito: Maverick showing off his obvious strength advantage.. Suffice to say, after spending his football years pushing around three and four hundred pound offensive linemen, 210 pound Dave Havoc is a rag doll.

Bill: Nothing like watching these musclebound jocks beat up those little scrawny Dragonweight bitches..

(Havoc pulls himself up, then charges at Maverick with a flying elbow to the face, sending him staggering. Maverick drops to one knee, and Havoc follows with a drop-kick to the face.)

Tito: Big dropkick by Havoc!! Maverick is stunned..

Bill: That makes two of us.. How did that little shit manage that?

(Havoc pulls a dazed Maverick to his feet and Irish Whips him in to the turnbuckle. Maverick hits the turnbuckles hard, and staggers back out towards the middle of the ring as Havoc climbs the ropes and gives him a top rope bulldog.)

Tito: Maverick down! This match may be over in record time!! Havoc to his feet!

(Havoc looks to the crowd, who gives him a resounding cheer. He hops on the top rope.)

Tito: Havoc perched on the top rope! What kind of high impact move is he going to do here??

(Havoc leaps off the ropes. As he comes crashing down, he drops his elbow on to Maverick??s throat. Maverick thrashes on the mat, clutching at his throat as Havoc goes for the cover.)

1..
2..
3..

Tito: Havoc has done it!! Dave Havoc picks up his first victory in the SCW, in impressive fashion!

Richard: Your winner.. Daveeeeeeeeeeeee Havoc!!!

(Poison The Wells ??Nerdy?? hits the speakers as Havoc climbs the ropes and thrusts his right hand in the air as the crowd cheers, while Maverick slowly rolls out of the ring injured.)

Tito: Havoc with a big win over Maverick, whose debut doesn??t go nearly as he expected.. When we come back, Nargaroth and Porter Redmond do battle.. Stay tuned!

?? Break promoting the weekly SCW Shows.?X

Tito: Annd we??re back in Alberquerque and NOT READY TO DIE..

Bill: You know Poppi, I haven??t said this enough but you??re enthusiasm is sickening. You act like this bush league crap is something important and worthwhile. No one gives a damn about the SCW or it??s half assed talent..

Tito: Playboy, quite a FEW people care.. You should see the ratings.

Bill: Yeah, well some people will watch any damn thing.. Frankly, if I had my way, I??d rather do play by play for cow humping. At least that has some substance to it..
(Suddenly, the two are interrupted as ??Starseed?? by Our Lady Peace begins to play over the loudspeakers.)

Tito: Ummm.. I don??t think this is either Nargaroth or Porter Redmond??s theme..

Bill: Good call genius..

(At the top of the rampway, Commissioner Eric ??Chief?? Mitchell appears with mic in hand as he walks down towards the ring.. As he gets in, he signals for the music to be cut and begins to speak.)

Tito: What is Commissioner Mitchell doing?? On my card, I??ve got a match scheduled. Not this..

Bill: Shut up Tito. You know as well as I do, Commissioner Mitchell can do whatever he pleases. He surely doesn??t need to answer to your dumb ass..

(Chief taps the mic, and begins to speak)

Chief: You know, coming in to this evening, this inagural SCW Pay Per View Not Ready To Die, I had debated whether or not to make tonight different than the rest.

Bill: How?? You going to send us home early and cancel?

Chief: After all, this is our first Pay Per View, one that can either make us.. Or break us..

Bill: Please suck show.. Please???

Chief: After booking what I felt to be a show stealing card and scheduling the return of a TKOW legend, I felt as though the gimmicks would not be necessary. However, after watching that first match.. I realized I should have gone with my hunch right off the bat. So, from this point forward.. EVERY match will be a gimmick match, starting with the next contest, which will be determined by my Wheel of Misfortune!

Tito: Wheel of Misfortune??

Bill: Whaaa?? Unless this involves Vanna showing her tits, this sounds lame.

Chief: Before we get in to that however.. Some important business regarding our broadcasting duo.

Tito: Huh??

Bill: What??
Tito: I really don??t like the sounds of this.

Chief: I??ve sat back the last two weeks and listened to the two of you work your way through broadcast after broadcast, and quite honestly although I appreciate your candor and the like, frankly the names Tito Poppi and Bill Jakes.. Well, they don??t do the trick for me.

Tito: I REALLY don??t like the sounds of this.

Chief: From the get go, I have been sent forward to make this a show. A ratings bonanza. One that media outlets will discuss for years to come.. And frankly, Tito Poppi and Bill Jakes aren??t the names to carry us to that point.

Tito: I??ve been broadcasting for 20 years, what the hell does this joker know??

Chief: So, at this point I officially relieve Bill Jakes and Tito Poppi of their broadcasting responsibilities. The two of you will be paid for an evening??s work, however your services are no longer required.

Tito: What the hell?? Have we been fired??

Bill: Apparently so.. Screw this place Tito. Let??s get out of this dump.

(Disgusted, Tito rips his headset off and walks off the set. Jakes smirks, grabbing his coffee and makes his way off stage.)

Chief: Now.. I searched high and low.. I searched Hollywood, the NFL, all over the world for my next find.. And I came across two names who epitomize play by play. Two men who will bring SCW to the next level.. First off, it is my honor to introduce a man who needs no introduction. He is an NFL Hall of Famer. He was a play by play extrodinairre broadcaster for American Gladiators. He was a monster on the gridiron and he was an ace in the broadcast booth. At this time, I??d like to introduce.. Larry Cszonka!!

(A generic theme kicks off, as Cszonka makes his way to the broadcast booth, slapping some hands along the way. Before he puts his headset on, he waves to the crowd, who gives him a standing ovation.)

Chief: And his new partner.. Another man who needs nooo introduction. He is a multi-time World Champion for the competition. He has traveled and seen the world. He??s been to Hollywood and currently has a CD that has traveled up the charts quicker than the end of a J-Lo relationship. At this time, it??s my honor to introduce.. Macho Man?K Randy SAVAGE!!!

(Pomp and Circumstance begins to blare over the loud speakers as Savage appears at the top of the ramp way, pointing all around to the crowd. He walks up to the broadcast booth, shares a handshake with Cszonka and sits as the crowd begins to chant his name.)

Chief: Now that all this has been taken care of, let??s return to action!
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(The arena goes completely dark as "Lake Bodom" start to play. As the initial guitar "solo" finishes and the second guitar starts playing, purple fireworks explode from the top of the entrance ramp. It remains dark but blacklights start flashing as Nargaroth comes out from the back in his wrestling attire plus the necklace and a chainmail shirt. He slowly walks to the ring and gets in via the steps. He takes off his necklace and raises it high in the air, causing purple flames to erupt from the ringposts. He takes off the chainmail shirt and puts it in a corner, same with the necklace.)

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Nargarothhhhhh

(Music --cymbal shots 1 every 5 seconds, the cymbal just rings out-- strobe effect on each hit, lights just dim.

Richard Head: And his opponent ... Porterrr Redmondddd

Larry: I wonder what match will be spun.

Randy: Well Larry ... Chief has booked great matches tonight and I'm sure this will be a classic spin!! Ohhhh Yeah.

(On cue the MegaTron comes on, Hardcore Al is standing there as the crowd cheers.)

Chief: It's time for my wheel to determine another stipulation. Go ahead Al and spin the Wheel.

(Al spins the wheel and it eventually lands on a "Falls Counts Anywhere." The crowd cheers at the result.)

Chief: There we go boys. Good luck both of you.

Larry: It's a Falls Count Anywhere Randy.

Randy: I can dig that. Ohhh Yeah

(The official calls for the bell as the two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Nargaroth takes advantage with a fireman carry followed with a clothesline as Redmond gets back up. This forces Redmond to roll out of the ring to the outside to get away from Nargaroth. Redmond walks up the aisle as Nargaroth decides to follow him. Redmond reaches the top and exits to the backstage. As he gets in the backstage area he grabs a chair and waits for Nargaroth to come through the curtian.

As Nargaroth comes through he walks right into a steel chair over the cranuim. Redmond continues to hit Nargoroth over the back. He backs up and waits as Nargaroth tries to get to his feet. He runs towards his opponent but Nargaroth lifts his foot driving the chair into Redmond's skull. He picks up the chair and proceed to set it up. He picks Redmond up and hits a fireman carry takedown onto the chair. )

Larry: A fireman carry by Nargaroth. He's gonna throw him into the door Randy.

Randy: Ohhh Yeah Larry ... big moves by Nargarothhh.

(Nargaroth goes to throw Redmond into the wall but Redmond reverses it and Nargaroth is through the door and into the women's washroom. Redmond stomps Nargaroth as the women storm out of the washroom. Redmond gets ready as Nargaroth stumbles to his feet. As Redmond runs for a clothesline, Nargaroth hits a drop toe hold that sends Redmond into one of the toilets. Nargaroth proceeds to slam Redmond's head several times before dragging him back into the hallway. He picks Redmond up and proceeds to slingshot him into some nearby beams. )

Larry: A sling shot by Nargaroth.

Randy: That's right Larry. Ohhh Yeah Porter is a bloody mess

Larry: They're heading out a different entrance

Randy. Right into the crowd. These fans are digging it.

(Both wrestlers exchange blows in the crowd as they make they're way back to the ring. As the reach the barricade Redmond clotheslines Nargaroth over it and then flys over it landing a modified swanton bomb. He then rolls Nargaroth back into the ring and grabs a chair from ringside. He slams it across the back of Nargaroth several times before setting it up in on og the corners. He picks Nargaroth up and prepares to throw him into the corner but is reversed and sent into it as well. As he impacts the chair he stumples away from the corner and into the arms of Nargaroth. Nargaroth hits the Bed Of Razors[Sit-Out Face-First Reverse Crucifix Powerbomb (Trent Acid??s Acid Bomb)].

Larry: The Bed of Razors by Nargaroth

Randy: I can feel the pain Ohhh Yeahhh

(He covers Redmond as the referee makes the count.

1...2...3.)

Larry: Nargaroth has pinned Porter Redmond.

Randy: Nothing gets past you Larry..

Larry: What a great match! Both men are a bloody mess. Porter Redmond has nothing to be dissappointed with here, but tonight Nargaroth would not be denied.

Randy: Oooohhh Yeahhhh.. I can tell this is going to be a bloody and gory evening all around!

Larry: Our next match is a three-way dance.

Randy: I watched the last match between Greg and Karnij and it was quality "yeah" and this new guy Immortal Ian Martin "Dig It"

-- Highlights of the previous week??s battle between Karnij and Greg Quinnell shows--

Richard Head: This next match is a Three Way Dance. Coming to the ring .... Karnij.

(Rammstein ~ Feuer Frei...movie of a serene mountain valley as the song starts. When the guitar hits a volcano erupts and a pyroclastic cloud comes towards the camera, wiping everything out...Karnij walks out as the vocals start, popping his neck (like Benoit does) as he walks down to the ring with a slow purpose...pyros go off when the song picks up again.)

Richard Head: Now coming to the ring ... Greg Quinnellllll

(As Celldweller "Stay with me" plays Greg and Rasheem come out riding Ol' Betsy. Greg jumps off the beast and rolls into the ring as his music comes to an end. He stares at Karnij as he struts around the ring waiting for the start of the match.)

Richard Head: And the final competitor ... coming to the ring ... The Immortal Ian Martin

(Play God by Spineshank blares as The Immortal Ian Martin makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers for his first appearance.)

Randy: The first action for Ian Martin in SCW Ohhh Yeah

Larry: These fans seem to love Ian Martin.

(Ian Martin walks up the steel steps and walks around the ring strutting for the fans.)

Larry: What match will these boys be having?

Randy: We're about to find out. There's Chief and Al.

Chief: Ladies and gentleman ... time to find out yet another stipulations. Let's see what these three fine wrestlers are in for.

(Al spins the wheel and watches it as it lands on Cage.)

Al: A cage match

Chief: There we have it ... lower the cage.

(From high above a cage is lowered and the ring crew works quickly to put it together. Finally the match is ready to happen.)

Larry: There is no referee in the ring.

Randy: Oh yeah it's the first one out of the cage.

Larry: Look what's this. Chief is still on the MegaTron.

Chief: I'm adding an extra stipulation. This match will end only when someone pins both their opponents. There will be no submission and you can not use the door or climb out of the cage.. Now ring the bell.

(As the bell rings all three man charge at one another causing a mid ring collision. All three men stumble to their feet as Martin starts to throw punchs to both men. He hits both men several times before flooring Greg. As he turns back to Karnij, he is met with a knee to the stomach and thrown face first into the side of the cage. Karnij turns toward Greg and is met with a dropkick that sends him into Ian. Greg takes advantage by trying to climb the cage but The Immortal Ian Martin is able to jump to the nearest top corner and hit a quick dropkick causing Greg to fall to the mat. He picks Greg up and sends him face first into the cage and as Greg bounces back hits a german suplex that rattles Greg. At this point Karnij is able to hit a spear on Ian as he is getting to his feet. He picks up Greg who hits a lowblow and then clotheslines a standing Ian Martin. Greg takes turns stomping both his opponents then waits for one of them to get to their feet. Ian Martin is the first one up and is met with Alabama Slam. He waits for Karnij to get up and hits another Alabama Slam. He attempts a Tornado DDT on Ian Martin but martin is able to use his power and send Greg flying into the cage. Greg bounces off and hits the canvas. He stomps on Greg as Karnij gets to his feet and walks into One Last Glance (Michonoku Driver). Ian climbs the cage but instead of climbing down he jumps off Suspended Animation (Flying Elbow Drop) on Greg.)

Larry: The Suspended Animation by Ian Martin.

Randy: Big risk by the Immortal one. Ohhh Yeahhh

Larry: It looks like he hurt himself in the process of the move Randy.

Randy: No doubt Larry

(Karnij makes him way to his feet and looks at the carnage caused by Ian Martin. He decides to climb the ring but is followed up by Ian Martin. They throw punches in a back and forth struggle until both men are about to fall from the top. Karnij is able to throw Ian Marton from the top causing Martin to inadvertly hit another Suspended Animation on Greg. Karnij looks to the crowd who is now screaaming. He jumps into the air into a diving splash that impacts both men. )

Larry: A big splash by Karnij

Randy: He needs to cover the guys.

Karnij covers Greg.

1...2...3

Larry: Greg has been pinned. He is eliminated.

Randy: Get him out of the ring.

(As the officials try to drag Greg out of the ring Chief comes onto the MegaTron.)

Chief: Whoa Whoa Whoa. Stop that or you're fired. I said that to win you had to pin both your opponents so for Ian Martin to win he must pin both Greg and Karnij. Greg can still win this match so lock that door back up and let these men continue.

Larry: What a match made by Chief

Randy: Ohhh Yeah Dig It

(Greg is now to his feet due to the help of the officials. He climbs to the top rope and spears a stumbling Karnij. He lays his hand across Karnij as Ian Martin also puts his hand across Karnij.)

1...2...3

Larry: Both men have pinned Karnij. Everyone must defeat on me opponent.

Randy: This is where it gets exciting Larry. Ohhh Yeah

(Ian Martin picks Greg up and hits One Last Glance and covers.)

1...2.. broken up by Karnij

(Ian gets up quickly and starts a punching war with Karnij. He throws Karnij into the rope into the ropes but Karnij is able to dive off the ropes with a spear taking out Ian Martin. Karnij picks up Greg and throws him like a lawn dart into the side of the cage. As Ian Martin is getting to his feet he walks into the Assisted Suicide Double powerbomb into a pin. The official makes the count.)

1...2...3

Larry: Assisted Suicide followed by the pin. It's Over Macho

Randy: Ohhh Yeahhh Karnij pulls out the win Dig It

Larry: We??ll see each of these combatants later on in the battle royal, and if this match is any indication, Karnij may be on his way to the TKOW!

-- Commerical break promoing the next Pay Per View, July 2th; emenating from Philadelphia, PA.. Independence Day. Show returns to the booth.--

Larry: This next match involves two fueds Randy.

Randy: Ohhh Yeah Wildcat and Eternity are a war ready to blow up and Deems and Weapon X are brewing alitte anger as weel Yeahhh

Larry: Let's go to ringside.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Wildcat Lynn Brewsterrrrrr

Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera....Music starts and Wildcat comes out when drums start. She stands there, and when lyrics start she stalks her way down to the ring.

Richard Head: And her tag team partner ... Deemsssss

The entire area goes black, flash of lightning and sounds of thunder muffle the sounds of people begging crying for mercy. comes out after 5 sec after the music starts, Slayer (bloodline).

Richard Head: Their opponents ... coming to the ring first ... Eternityyyyy

Blood Brothers by Papa Roach. Makes his way casually to the ring, arguing with fans along the way, then climbs between the second and top rope. If he arrives in the ring first, he will lounge in the corner until his opponent arrives.

Richard Head: And his partner ... Weaponnnn X

The megatrons show a huge "X" for intro of the song and then Weapon X walks out slow with his handlers(ala heel Taz in ECW) like Kane did after he beat up Linda McMahon in July 2003. As he gets to the ring Deems flys over the top rope before Weapon X can be unchained. He starts to stomp Weapon X as Eternity and Brewster start to trade blows in the ring. As the official tries to take control Chief and Al come onto the MegaTron.

Chief: I see you guys can't wait to get started so I won't waste anytime and just have my man Al spin the wheel.

Al spins the wheel and it lands on "Table Match."

Chief: So there's no need for an official so he can leave ringside. Now on with the match.

Deems continues to assault Weapon X as his handlers try to unchain him. They finally are able to unchain him but damage had been done. Deems rolls Weapon X back into the ring and searchs under the ring. Meanwhile both Eternity and Wildcat struggle as both try to gain an advantage over the other. Eternity tries a clothesline but Brewster is able to duck and kick Eternity in the stomach. She sunset flips over Eternity and attempts to roll him over but Eternity drops to his knees and starts to punch Lynn. He rolls off as Deems slides a table into the ring and then rolls in himself. He gets to his feet as Weapon X spears him and then picks him up and delivers a powerslam. He turns to see Eternity picking Brewster up and throwing her to the ropes. As Lynn returns Weapon X nails her with a devastating clothesline. Both Eternity and Weapon X continue to double team Lynn as Deems gets to his feet. They both turn around as Deems runs in with a double clothesline. He picks Eternity up and throws him over the top rope. He turns around as Weapon X charges and clotheslines him over as well. As Weapon X is celebrating Brewster dives and both her and Weapon X go flying over the top rope.

Larry: Wildcat with the cross body over the top rope. If this was the battle royal they'd all be eliminated.

Randy: Ohh Yeahh ... This is crazy Larry.

Eternity gets up and hits Wildcat with a german suplex. He rolls her into the ring and sets up the table. He then picks her up and sets her on the top rope as Deems rolls into the ring. He sets Lynn up for a Superplex but as lifts her Deems slides the table out of the way. He gets on the offence by picking Eternity up and delivering a piledriver. He helps Brewster to her feet and then picks Eternity up and throws him to the ropes as Lynn hits a high impact spear. She picks Eternity up as Weapon X grabs her feet and trips her. He rolls into the ring and runs at Deems who sidesteps the monster and hits a drop toe rope then drops Weapon X neck first across the top rope. Weapon X clutches his throat as Deems sets the table back up. He waits for Weapon X to get up and goes to slam him through the table but at the last split second Eternity pulls the table out of the way. Deems slams Weapon X and goes to big boot Eternity who ducks causing Deems to hit his own partner. Eternity chop blocks Deems as both Wildcat and Weapon X try to get to their feet. Eternity starts punching Brewster as Weapon X makes his way over to them and dumps both over the top rope. He turns to Deems and picks him up. He takes a few steps back and comes in for a huge hit but Deems ducks and picks a surprised Weapon X onto his shoulders. He calls for the "Devil's Hammer" as Rotten Treats jumps the guardrail and rolls into the ring. On the outside both Eternity and Wildcat continue to trade blows as they make their way to the backstage area. Treats kicks Deems in the stomach causing him to relinguish his hold on Weapon X. Both men team up stomping Deems as Chief and Hardcore Al come running from the backstage area. Al takes out his brother with a spear as Chief grabs a chair from ringside and rolls into the ring. Weapon X turns around and is nailed with a chair shot from Chief. Weapon X stumbles around as Deems gets to his feet. Al send Treats over the top rope as Chief nails Weapon X with another chair shot driving him into the arms of Deems. Deems picks him up on his shoulders as Al sets the table in positon. Deems delivers the "Devil's Hammer" through the table.

Larry: Devil's Hammer through the table

Randy: yeah ... but I'm sure these fueds will continue. Especially this affair between Wildcat and Eternity. They went out throwing punches Ohh yeahhhh

-- Break, first commercial for SCW Store... Advertised: Lynn Brewster's Wildcat "Here Kitty Kitty" , Eternity's "Virus Warning", Odin's "L.A's Baddest", Rick Dushae's "F You Vince", Karnij's "I make the Rules" and the SCW's Logo Tee-Shirts.

Richard: The following contest?K is a Scaffold Match!!!

(Crowd pops at the announcement as the camera fades up to a scaffold, which is at about 20 feet above the ring.)

Larry: Folks, we??re back and up next will be a match that quite frankly has me worried sick.

Randy: Yeah brother. I??ve been in many many matches in my career. I??ve seen many different kinds, but even I never had the guts to go in a scaffold match Larry. These two men, Rick Dushae and Odin, will literally be putting their lives on the lines here..

Larry: The best we can hope for is no one gets injured Randy.

Randy: Ohhh Yeah. I dig it..

Larry: Winning this match is simple. The two men, Rick Dushae and Odin, each already on the scaffold at 20 feet above the ring, will attempt to throw one another from the unforgiving structure. To win, you must survive and literally hang on.

Randy: Ohhh yeah.. Just last week, these two men beat eachother from pillar to post in Austin. Let??s take a look at the Livewire Highlights!

?? Scene shows on the screen from the week before, where Odin and Dushae slug it out, then highlights of Odin??s snap DDT on top of the hood of a garbage truck, Dushae throwing Odin headfirst in to a dumpster and the end where the two men each are face down bloodied as the show resumes.?X

Larry: The cold streets were not enough for these two, and Commissioner Chief wasted no time announcing this week??s scaffold match, doing so just minutes after Aggressive Behavior went off the air.

Randy: Well, looks like the two aren??t waiting any more Larry.

(On the scaffold, the two rush at eachother and begin exchanging fisticuffs)

Randy: Here we go..

Larry: No referee needed for this one. Survival will determine the winner here.

(Dushae gets the better of the exchange, flooring Odin. He then begins to slam his foot in to the side of Odin??s head, before pulling him to his feet and sending him crashing back to the steel scaffold with a crushing clothesline.)

Larry: That clothesline nearly decapitated Odin!

Randy: Ooohhh yeah brother.. This Dushae is one tough dude.

(Dushae rolls Odin on his stomach and begins to slam his face repeatedly on the unforgiving steel structure.)

Larry: He??s going to knock Odin unconsious!

Randy: Doesn??t matter unless he throws him over and in to the ring. However, he keeps this up, he won??t have to throw him, he??ll be able to ROLL him off.

(Suddenly Odin puts his hands up, blocking his face from hitting the steel. Dushae attempts to slam his head down, however his stopped when Odin??s throws an elbow out of desperation that catches Dushae in the stomach, knocking his wind out. Dushae begins to stagger to the right near the edge.)

Larry: Here it is! Dushae??s going to hit the mat.

(Odin starts to get to his feet and begins to fire shots on to Dushae??s head. He further staggers, however manages to keep his balance.)

Larry: Dushae refuses to go down Randy.

Randy: Ohh yeah.. I dig this kid??s tenacity.

(As Dushae gets to his feet, Odin locks him in a german suplex position.)

Larry: This spells trouble for Dushae. Odin??s going to german suplex him right off that scaffold.

Randy: Look out below!

(Dushae quickly responds by elbowing Odin in the back of the head. Odin slips off the scaffold, however quickly clutches on to the sides of scaffold.)
Larry: Odin in deep, deep trouble.. Odin hanging on for his dear life..

(Dushae shakes off the earlier attack, as Odin begins to pull himself up, trying to pull back up on to the scaffold.)

Larry: And the fight continues.

Randy: And does it ever!! Ohhh yeah!!

(Odin regains his footing as the two resume slamming their fists in to eachother??s foreheads. Odin gains advantage by slamming his foot forward in to Dushae??s stomach and goes for a bodyslam)

Larry: This is it.. This has to be it, there??s no way Dusahe can survive this..

(Instinctfully, Dushae rakes his fingers across Odin??s eyes, then fights his way out of the position.)

Larry: This Dushae refuses to go down Randy.. What are we going to see next?

Randy: I??m not sure Larry, but Odin??s fishing around his boot for something..

(Dushae goes over to Odin, who looks up and drives his fist in to Dushae??s eye. Suddenly, Dushae??s face becomes a crimson mask.)

Larry: Odin??s busted Dushae wide open..Dushae may be blinded Randy.

Randy: That was cheap!! That was a cheap shot Larry!

Larry: Indeed it was Randy. But it may have worked.

(As Dushae staggers, Odin takes the pick and again drives it in to his bloodied forehead. Odin follows up with a DDT on to the cold steel.)

Larry: This match has got to be nearing its end Randy.

Randy: Ooohh yeah, but the crowd is getting behind Dushae brother..

(Crowd continiously begins to chant Dushae??s name. Odin takes the heel of his foot and drives it in to Dushae??s forehead, further busting him open.)
Larry: The crowd may be behind Dushae and applauding this kid??s effort, but how much more blood can this kid lose Randy.

Randy: Good point..

(Odin leans down and begins to push Dushae towards the edge. As they get by the ledge, Dushae impulsively slams his leg up in to Odin??s groin.)

Randy: Ooohhhh no?K That one??s gonna leave a mark!

Larry: Talk about gut instinct.. Dushae will survive at all costs.

(Dushae gets to his feet. Pissed, Odin charges as Dushae ducks, and tosses Odin over the edge.)

Larry: Odin??s down!! Dushae wins!!

(Odin hits the mat as the bell sounds.)

Randy: OhhYeah!! Just like that, Rick Dushae has won!!!!!

Richard: Here is your winner.. Rick?K. Dushae!!!

Larry: Rick Dushae survives!! Odin is down, and coming up after this word.. The Battle Royal! How can Odin, OR Dushae have enough to survive this?? We??ll find out after this word.

Larry: We are back and it's time for the battle royal. Odin is already in the ring as the other SCW competitors are making their way.

Randy: Odin is trying to stay alive in that corner Larry. I dig his dedication Ohh yeahhhh.

(Slowly SCW stars make their way to the ring. Several new recruits such as Lance Rodriguez, Brendan Davies, Bladed. They are followed by the other SCW stars that wrestled earlier in the show. Once everyone is in the ring the bell is rung and the mayham ensues. Eternity and Wildcat instantly dive for each other as the new comers start trading blows each other. In one of the corners Deems and Weapon X are beating down on each other as Odin, Karnij, and Greg are fighting each other.)

Larry: Punches being thrown everywhere Randy

Randy: Ohh Yeah baby. This is what I like to see. Everyone wants it.

Larry: Bladed has Maverick on the ropes. It looks like we may have a first elimination.

(Maverick is against the ropes fighting to stay in as Brendan Davies and Lance Rodriguez come over to aid Bladed. The three new guys work together to eliminate Maverick and raise their chances of winning the TKOW contract. )

Maverick is Eliminated at 2:36.

Larry: Not quite the debut expected by the former San Francisco 49er.

Randy: He??ssssssss out..

(The new recruits continue to work as the focus on Greg Quinnell. Meanwhile it is obvious where the hate relationships are. Deems is in the corner being choked out by Weapon X, Eternity and Wildcat continue to go back and forth, and Dushue and Odin trade blows. Ian Martin attempts to toss Karnij over the top but he is able to hold on and slide back under the bottom ropes as both Martin and Porter Redmond work together to eliminate Karnij. As this is happening Nargaroth grabs Redmond by the back of the head and tosses him over the top to the outside.)

Porter Redmond is Eliminated at 3:23.

Larry: And Porter is a goner.

Randy: Brother, I must say I??m quite surprised. I felt like this guy was a real sleeper pick.

(On the other side of the ring Greg is busy trying to fight off the three new recruits who have targeted him. He throws random punches until he is unable to fight them off. As they back him into the corner all three try to pick him up and over as Greg desperately tries to grasp on to the ropes. As Bladed holds him both Davies and Rodriguez grab him and throw both Bladed and Greg over the top rope.)

Bladed and Greg Quinnell are Eliminated at 6: 57

Larry: Double your money, double your fun! Bladed and Quinnell are gone.

(Nargaroth has now made is way over to Weapon X and starts to double team Deems. The pick him up and go to throw him to the ropes but he bumps into Brendan Davies sending him over the top rope. )

Brendan Davies is Eliminated at 7: 45

(As Nargaroth and Weapon X stalk Deems he dives with a double clothesline that floors both men. Meanwhile Eternity and Wildcat are still fighting. Wildcat low blows Eternity as she tries to throw him over the top rope but Eternity is able to hold on and roll back in as she starts to stomp him. In another corner Karnij and Dushue have teamed together to try and eliminate Odin. As they have Odin on the ropes Lance Rodriguez attacks Karnij forcing him to let go of his hold on Odin. Odin eye gouges Dushue and falls back into the ring. Karnij over powers Rodriguez and picks him up in a gorilla press. He looks to the crowd as he tosses Lance to the ground below.)

Lance Rodriguez is eliminated at 13:56

Larry: Good showing by the newcomer Rodriguez!

(Deems now attacks both Karnij and Weapon X as Ian Martin and Dave Havoc are trading blows. Deems tries to clothesline both men over the top but is met with a big boot from Karnij. As Weapon X goes to stalk Deems, Karnij uses the distraction to grab Weapon X from behind and toss him over the top rope.)

Weapon X is Eliminated at 15: 26

Larry: Somebody better call out the gurney.

Randy: This guy??s as loose as a Hollywood hooker.. Oohhh yeah!!

Larry: Randy please.. This is a G rated show.

(Deems spears Karnij as Dave Havoc and Ian Martin start to team on Nargaroth. They hit a double suplex and then pick Nargaroth up and send him to one of the corners. In another corner Eternity is now stomping Wildcat as Odin and Dushue hit each other with a clothesline. Nargaroth fights out of the perdictament he is in and goes to eliminate Dave Havoc. As he goes to clothesline Havoc ducks and hits a drop kick that sends Nargaroth to the cold concrete outside.)

Nargaroth is Eliminated at 18:34

Larry: Mach, these guys are dropping like flies.

Randy: Ohhh yeah brother.. There are more people flying out of here than American Airlines!

Larry: The lucky seven remain. One of these individuals will be on their way up to the TKOW.

(After the elimination, Havoc and Martin exchange a high five.)

Larry: Could we be seeing an alliance formed here??

Randy: In an every man for themselves battle royal, friends are like in-laws. Can??t trust em as far as you can throw em.

(The two men turn towards the opposition, however Martin clotheslines Havoc from behind and dumps him over the top rope.)

Dave Havoc is Eliminated at 20:06

Randy: See??

Larry: Havoc is gone and only six remain..

(Suddenly, Martin is rushed by Dushae who Irish Whips him in to a Spinebuster.)

Larry: A bone crunching move by Dushae! How does this guy have ANY energy left?

Randy: Well brother, this guy WAS a WWE superstar.. You don??t get to the front of the line without having something or two up your sleeve.

(Dushae picks Martin up and fires him over the ropes. Martin grabs on and tries to skin the cat. Meanwhile, Eternity and Brewster pound away at eachother in the corner, while Deems and Karnij both stomp away at Odin.)

Larry: The action is getting hot and heavy in here. Ian Martin hanging on for his dear life, while Karnij and Deems hammer away at Odin.

Randy: Martin??s back in brother!

(Martin pulls himself on to the apron, and turns around to meet a dropkick by Dushae, sending him crashing on to the floor.)

Larry: Dushae has just eliminated Martin! Ian Martin hung on for dear life, and managed to pull himself back in to the ring, but Dushae was too much to handle.

Ian Martin is Eliminated at 24:21

Randy: He??s not alone brother!

Larry: Eternity and Brewster really getting in to this war!

(Brewster gets the better of the exchange, and ties Eternity against the ropes. She goes for a running lariat, however Eternity manages to duck as Brewster??s momentum causes her to go crashing over the ropes and to the floor.)

Randy: Ha ha! What a crafty move by Eternity!

Larry: A real heads up move by the Australian Sensation, and Brewster is a goner.

??Wildcat?? Lynn Brewster is Eliminated at 24:44

Randy: Ohh brother, he??s pissed her off now.

Larry: No fire worse than a woman scorned eh Randy?

Randy: I know all too well brother..

(Brewster, pissed off, climbs back on to the ring and unhooks Eternity??s arms)

Larry: What a show of sportsmanship by Brewster.

Randy: You mean sportswomanship brother, and not so fast.

(Eternity turns to a left hook by Brewster, which stuns Eternity. She then grabs his head and suplexes him to the floor, eliminating him.)

Eternity is Eliminated at 25:00

Larry: And we are down to our Final Four Randy! One of these four men: Deems, Rick Dushae, Karnij or the improbable Odin; will be headed up to the TKOW!

Randy: Brother, I don??t have any idea how he??s done it, but I have a newfound respect for Odin. He gets thrown almost 30 feet the match before and he STILL manages to survive for over 25 minutes in this battle royal!

(Karnij and Deems eye eachother menacingly, while Dushae stares adamantely at Odin, who is slumped in the corner. Suddenly, Karnij and Deems lunge at eachother, exchanging a wild flurry of lefts and rights. Dushae meanwhile rushes in to the corner where Odin is slumped and begins to slam his foot in to Odin??s face. All of a sudden, the lights begin to flicker.)

Larry: What??s this??

Randy: I don??t know brother.. Seems like there??s some problems with the lights.

(As the lights return, Rush??s ??Working Man?? begins to blare over the loudspeaker, as Alyon Mac makes his way to the rampway.)

Randy: Holy Shit!!!

Larry: Alyon Mac!!! Alyon Mac is here!!! Alyon Mac, a former staple of the TKOW, is here in the SCW!

Randy: Is he the major name that was signed to an SCW contract??

Larry: I don??t know, but looks like we??re going to get an opportunity to ask him.

(Mac makes his way towards the broadcast booth, as the action continues in the ring.)

Larry: Alyon, it??s an honor to have you here.

Alyon: You??re damn right it is.. The honor my friend is all yours.. See, over the last couple of weeks, all Alyon Mac has heard is SCW this, SCW that.. Now, being that I am currently the most coveted free agent on the market, I decided to check the show out for myself.. After lowering myself to attend a show in Austin, Texas I was generally disgusted until I saw his match.

Larry: Whose match?

Alyon: His match.. See Larry, over my career, I have gained quite a reputation of not only being one of the best pound for pound wrestlers in the business, but also as one of the greatest talent evaluators in the industry.

Larry: Talent evaluators??

Alyon: Yes indeed. Take a look up at the main roster. Your TKOW World Champion Jason Starr.. Know who it was that unearthed that talent?

Randy: Enlighten us brother.

Alyon: It was I, Alyon Mac.. Manager of Champions! And right here tonight, I??m going to unearth my newest prodigy, the next chart topper, the man who will be the NEXT Jason Starr.

Randy: Who is it Alyon??

(Alyon stops talking, as the action in the ring intensifies, with Karnij locking Deems in a submission chokehold.)

Larry: Everything??s legal here Randy..

Randy: That??s a blatant chokehold Larry.. Deems is out cold.

Alyon: Hey, anything goes right??

(Karnij keeps the move on, as Deems falls unconsious. In the right corner, Dushae drops his foot across Odin??s throat. Karnij meanwhile lifts Deems up in a military press.)

Larry: Look at the display of strength by Karnij! Pressing Deems like a rag doll..

(Karnij looks towards the right side of the crowd, who cheers. He then turns his attention towards the left side of the crowd, who cheers louder. He then tosses Deems over the top rope, and over the barrier in to the crowd.)

Crowd: Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!!

Deems is Eliminated at 29:06

Larry: Deems has been sent special delivery to the crowd, and folks we are down to three.. I gotta give the solid advantage to Karnij. He??s the most rested of the bunch..

(Karnij turns and grabs Dushae by the back of the head, pulling him off the dazed Odin. Suddenly, Alyon drops his headset.)

Larry: Alyon??

(Mac quickly heads off the booth and towards the ring.)

Larry: Could we be seeing his prodigy?? Is Karnij his prodigy and he wants to take a look first hand??

Randy: Perhaps brother..

(Karnij delivers several crushing fists to Dushae??s head, before sending him to the mat with a Russian Sickle clothesline. He then pulls Dushae to his feet, and hoists him in the air.)

Larry: Here we go again! Alyon Mac??s newest prodigy now ringside, and has to be pleased with what he sees!! Karnij on his way to the TKOW!

(Karnij walks towards Mac, as the crowd cheers. Suddenly, Mac grabs Karnij??s feet.)

Larry: Wait a damn minute..

(Karnij drops Dushae on the mat, and begins to jaw jack at Mac. Suddenly, Dushae kips up and dropkicks Karnij in the back of the head, sending him crashing to the floor.)

Karnij is Eliminated at 30:36

Larry: Alyon Mac just helped Rick Dushae???

Randy: Dushae??s his prodigy Larry!!

(Karnij rises to his feet and grabs Alyon by the throat. Dushae over by the ropes begins to shout at Karnij. Suddenly, behind him, Odin grabs Dushae and dumps him over the ropes and to the floor.)

Larry: Odin has done it!!!

Randy: My God, he survived brother!! Odin is going to the TKOW!

Rick Dushae is Eliminated at 31:00

Richard Head: Your winner, and neewwwwwwwwwwwww TKOW Superstar?K Oooooooooooooooodin!!!!!!!!1

Larry: Odin has won!! Odin has won!! How improbable is this??

Randy: Brother, Odin just defied the odds! He defined ALL odds!!

(Dushae, pissed, lunges at Karnij. The two men begin to exchange fists, and dump over the barrier with Alyon in pursuit. The two continue their fight in to the crowd.)

Randy: The party is on here in Alberquerque! Hell, even the hot dog vendor is in the ring.

(In the ring, a man carrying a case of hot dogs and beers jumps in to the ring and grabs Odin??s hand, raising it in the air.)

Larry: Well I??ll be damned.. Even the Hot Dog Vendors respect this guy??s efforts.

(Suddenly, the vendor, after putting down the tray, kicks Odin in the stomach, then gives him the Screwdriver on to the hot dogs and beers.)

Larry: What the hell is this?? This isn??t the hot dog vendor Randy?K

Randy: Great observation brother..

(The man drops his hood and reveals himself to be Extreme Killer Phil!)

Larry: What??s Phil doing here???? What business is this of his??

Randy: Maybe his camel supply went low.. Oohhh yeah!!

(Phil grabs the mic from ringside, and looks down at Odin.)

Phil: Hmmm.. Now doesn??t this just suck.. Odin gets thrown off a balcony, goes throw 30 minutes of hell, now this..

(Crowd boos)

Phil: Well, consider this your damn introduction to the TKOW.. There??s no scrub jobbers in TKOW, unlike here. There??s no worthless, no talent fat dudes either. So, if you want to make it in TKOW, you better be prepared?K to be at your best..

(Crowd continues to boo)

Phil: And quite frankly.. If this is you at your best?K..You ain??t SHIT!

(Phil grabs Odin by the head and pulls him in to the position for the Screwdriver again. Suddenly, Public Enemy??s ??Fight the Power?? blares over the loudspeaker, as the crowd hits its feet in standing ovation, as Jason Starr quickly darts towards the ring. Phil drops Odin, as Starr arrives and the two begin to fire fists at eachother, hammering away at one another.)

Larry: Jason Starr!!! Jason F??n Starr!!! He??s here to the aid of Odin!!!

Randy: I hear he??s a fan of yours from your days with the Dolphins.

Larry: And obviously a fan of SCWs!

(Starr gets the best of the exchange, hammering Phil against the ropes. He gives two left hooks, bouncing Phil. His third connects and sends him crashing over the ropes on to the floor as the crowd cheers wildly. Starr climbs on the middle ropes, where he knocked Phil over, and talks shit down at Phil, and waves him towards the ring as Public Enemy resumes over the loudspeaker. He then jumps down from the ropes and raises Odin??s arm in the air as the crowd cheers.)

Larry: Odin is on his way to the TKOW!! By God, what an awesome end to an awesome evening! What a night! For Randy Savage, I??m Larry Cszonka! Good Night?K

Randy: From Alberquerque!

-- Show Fades --