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(Show opens with a jam packed PETCO Field in San Diego, minus the usual pyro, as TKOW presents their first ever outdoor event. The San Diego crowd, many clad in Padres jerseys all give a rousing standing ovation as the camera zooms in their direction. The scene continues until zooming in to the near ring announce table, where Tito Poppi and Bill Jakes are seen seated.)

Tito: We are LIVE in a sold out PETCO Field in San Diegoooooooooooooooooooo, California! I am Tito Poppi, alongside the man they call The Playboy, Senor William Jakes!

Playboy: What?? How about speaking English for a damn change? I realize this is as close to your roots as you will ever get, but how about at least complying not to be an ass for once this show?

Tito: Ah, sort of like how you act routinely with women huh?

Playboy: Ehh.. I'm not really in the mood for this crap today. I went down to the docks today to catch a boat, and they were closed because the damned waters were contaminated.

Tito: Folks, tonight we have a hell of a card in store for you, I guarantee you that each of you will get more than your money's worth!

Playboy: Actually, you won't get your money's worth of anything, don't listen to this clown. All the money you paid is going to Alex Spanos in efforts to help him raise enough money to move the Chargers to Los Angeles, and the Padres to Portland!

Tito: (Ignorning the comments) Tonight, in a night where ALL procedes and sales go to the San Diego/Southern California Red Cross recovery fund for victims of the ravaging wildfires, you will see what truly will be a bloodbath in the main event, as RAGE does battle with Stan "The Tank" Wilson in a 70 foot high Hell in a Cell! There are no men in this company who have more bad blood than these two, and hopefully tonight all the months of simmering anger will be let loose in that hellacious cage.

Playboy: Know the match I'm most looking for Tito?

Tito: I'm almost afraid to ask.

Playboy: Gideon vs. Rave. I hope these two "good friends" beat the shit out of one another, and the two homers eliminate eachother once and for all. Maybe while they are kicking the crap out of eachother, they can get rid of those homers Colin and Jason Starr as well.

Tito: While we are on the topic of Colin, last week after a brief spell on the darkside, he returned to the good fight.. Tonight, he will face another former fan favorite gone to the darkside, Twiddler!

Playboy: Oh please.. Joining Damage Inc was the best thing Twiddler could ever possibly do. His comedy act was going no where fast!

<Suddenly, the two are interrupted with the image opening inside a room on the Khaostron, where the scene opens in some room which you see a fireplace which the camera zoom in closely then when the camera zoom out you see the current TKOW World Heavyweight Champion Extreme Killer Phil. You hear a chronus of boos he smirk for a while then he laughs which transfer to a big smile of his face then finally he begin to speak out.>

Extreme Killer Phil: First off I would like to apologize to everyone that attend live at San Diego California that I your current TKOW World Heavyweight Champion can't make it at the arena instead I'm staying home resting from my injuries I have a few weeks ago at Halloween Hijinks against Clench and Brian James. Beside I don't want to waste my valuable time at that lousy place who have a lousy football team and baseball team and a place that smell like shit and thats what San Diego is like shit!

<Fans Booing.>

Extreme Killer Phil: Anyways I would like to congraduate Clench becoming the new UCW World Heavyweight Champion lets give the man a hand....

<Extreme Killer Phil clap his hand while the fans give applaud for Clench then Extreme Killer Phil continue to speak.>

Extreme Killer Phil: You hear that Clench? You hear the applauds and the cheers by your fans Clench? I maybe not live at San Diego California but I can hear the fans from watching my television and talking here via sattelite. But anyways while I was saying is see that your fans are happy and greatful that you won the big one, the big prize, you are now the world heavyweight champion let me rephrase it you are the UCW World Heavyweight Champion now how does it feel Clench? It feel good to be on top of the mountain doesn't it Clench? Now you are no longer consider yourself a underdog now your a top dog now that your the UCW World Heavyweight Champion how does it feel to be consider yourself a top dog now Clench?

<Pauses for a few seconds then continue to speak again.>

Extreme Killer Phil: The point is this this Clench now that your a top dog in this company that your the UCW World Heavyweight Champion that you will have guys and even girls will come after you with one thing in mind which is a target and that is the gold you have around your waist. Clench everyone wants to be in the top of the business, everyone want to be a world champion just so they can make more money, a better drawer, and to be top of this company. Guys and girls will come after you left and right Clench they will do anything to become a world champion I know because well I have done it all and for example look the way I win the world title that I KILL T-MONEY! Clench we see now how success, a good champion, and how long you can keep the belt and see how far you do whatever it takes to become champion Clench because the person who wants your belt can be very vicious like me, could be much dangerous like me, it could be anyone Clench hell it could be your family members, or your friends infact it could even be Tw1ster your stablemate. It could be anyone Clench and I see that later tonight you going to have your very first title defense against a mystery opponnent and I have no idea who is the mystery opponnent but if it was me well I wouldn't be here right now talking arin't I? So don't look at me and kill that rumor been going so it isn't me but whoever that mystery person is that person is HUNGRY and one thing in mind and that is YOUR GOLD! And I don't mean a pot of gold that Lepercons want.

<Pauses again then speak once more.>

Extreme Killer Phil: Oh Clench did you remember few weeks ago before our match at Halloween Hijinks say that the ratings go the bottom when I'm the world champion? Remember that Clench? Well, we all know that is one pure bullshit but now that your the UCW World Champion we see how ratings go now and how much a drawer are and I already know this but I can tell that I will always be better then you, I will draw more ratings then you, I am a better drawer then you, and I am the better world champion infact I am the REAL WORLD CHAMPION!

<Extreme Killer Phil pick up his TKOW World Title belt and show it front of the camera while he continue to speak.>

Extreme Killer Phil: See Clench I maybe don't get the job done to become the first Undisputed Champion to win both world titles and same to you too but one thing for sure that I AM A TRUE WORLD CHAMPION and I tell you this next week at High Voltage I'm going to prove to you that I am a better drawer, can draw bigger ratings then you, that I am the best, and I am the REAL WORLD CHAMPION that for the first time since I won a world title I will DEFEND my TKOW World Title on the line at the TKOW television show at High Voltage against anyone so I lead to a issue a challenge to anyone who accept my challenge. Thats a real treat Clench so I will be watching your fight how drawer and a success a champion you are Clench........GOOD LUCK!

*COMMERCIAL*

Rookie Battle Royal

The scene cuts to the commentary booth as all the rookie competitors make their way to the ring.

Tito: Well we're about to kick off our rookie battle royal.

Bill: You mean our jobber battle royal?

Tito: No Bill? These guys are all hungry to jump into the lime light and prove their worth.

Bill: Yeah, that's true. But where's The Kid? He's the real guy I wanted to see, not this line of jobbers.

Tito: Well unfortunately, the match was already booked. The Kid will have to wait 'till next week to make an impact. Anyway, the last competitor, Koji Sasuke has just made his way to the ring. Let's get to the action!

The bell sounds as all ten men stare intensely at each other. Finally, Sasuke makes the first move as he takes a run at Mizery. Sasuke delivers a swift super kick, connecting squarely with Mizery's face. Mizery's body goes limp as he falls to his knees. Sasuke takes advantage and hits a Shining Wizard to Mizery's head as chaos ensues in the ring. Javert and Destroyer 51 trade punches in one corner, as Biggs and Dark Dragon do the same in the opposite corner. In the center of the ring, Dirty and Joel Payne duke it out. Dirty gets the quick advantage and hits a scoop slam. The Punk quickly scales the top rope and hits a quick leg lariot on the fallen Payne. Meanwhile, Sasuke continues to work over Mizery's neck as The Terminator joins the fray. The Terminator and Sasuke double team Mizery, lifting him up and flap jacking him to the outside of the ring.

Bill: First sucker eliminated: Mizery! Nice knowing you jackass!

Tito: He never had much of a chance did he?

Bill: About as much of a chance as you have of getting laid.

Dark 666 Dragon and Jeffery Bo Biggs are still exchanging punches in the corner. Dragon gets the advantage as he ducks a Biggs right hand. Dragon follows up with stiff kicks to Biggs' thighs and calves. Biggs screams in pain as he is brought down to his knees. Dragon sets Biggs up in a sitting position on the top rope. Dragon climbs it and attempts a hurricanrana. Just as Dragon wraps his legs around Biggs, Sasuke comes running from the other side of the ring. Sasuke uses the ropes to spring board himself up into the air, and hit a drop kick to Dragon's back. The impact causes Dragon to fall forward and out of the ring, taking Biggs with him.

Tito: Oh my God! Double elimination by Sasuke!

Bill: Even I was impressed by that?

Joel Payne starts to get up, recovering from The Punk's leg lariot. The Punk rushes Payne, hitting him with a flying forearm to the head. Payne staggers back into the ropes as The Punk follows, hitting him with forearms to the head. As both men grapple near the ropes, The Terminator rushes over towards both men. The Terminator hits a double clothesline, knocking both The Punk and Joel Payne to the outside of the ring.

Tito: Two more men are out! This time The Terminator gets the double elimination!

Bill: Man, these jobbers are dropping like flies. Who's left?

Tito: Well, Dirty, Terminator, Destroyer 51, Javert, and Koji Sasuke are all left in the ring.

Javert and Destroyer 51 are pummelling each other in the corner. Javert falls to his knees after a brutal right hand from Destroyer. Javert, still on his knees, nails Destroyer with a low blow. Javert then upper cuts Destroyer who falls to the matt. Javert struts around the ring celebrating. He accidently bumps into Sasuke who is busy working on Dirty's left arm. Sasuke delivers a quick leg sweep and locks in an STF. Javert starts to tap out, as he screams in pain.

Tito: The only way to lose is to be thrown over the top! I'm afraid the hold can't be broken.

Bill: That Sasuke is a cheater!

Javert finally passes out from the pain. Sasuke lifts the limp body of Javert with relative ease before sending him over the top rope.

Bill: Au Revoir Javert... Remember to keep them fries extra crispy at Mickey D's!

Meanwhile, The Terminator heads over to Destroyer and lifts him up, nailing a series of suplexes, the last of which sends Destroyer over the top rope.

Tito: Good God! He just suplexed Destroyer to the outside of the ring! Dirty, who has been a low profile in the match, jumps The Terminator from behind. Dirty locks in a rear choke hold as he slowly sucks the life out of The Terminator. Sasuke, the only other man in the ring sits atop the turnbuckle, regaining his energy as the other two men go at it. Dirty finally relinquishes the hold and turns his gaze towards Sasuke. Dirty rushes at Sasuke who is still perched atop the top turnbuckle. At the last second, Sasuke jumps off the turnbuckle, sending his boot into Dirty's face. Dirty staggers back, and in one swift motion, Sasuke locks in a Dragon Sleep and turns it into a reverse DDT.

Tito: The Dragon Cutter! The Dragon Cutter!

Dirty is out cold, as Sasuke casually tosses him over the top rope.

Bill: And then there were 2. Poor Dirty.. Maybe the scroungy bastard can take a bath now, because he's going to need to for future interviews with McDonalds.

Both Sasuke and Terminator stare each other down before locking into a grapple. Sasuke locks in a rear arm lock but Terminator reverses it into one of his own. Terminator then lifts Sasuke up, still in the arm bar, showing his superior strength. He walks over to the ropes and attempts to throw Sasuke over. Koji latches onto the ropes with his legs, preventing him from being tossed over. Frustrated that his attempt was thwarted, Terminator starts to stomp on Sasuke. Just then, rap music blares over the speakers as TKOW's newest rookie, The Kid walks down the ramp. He is holding a microphone and is rapping.

The Kid: Yo, how we doing tonight? Yeah? I don't give a fuck anyway. Here we go with this shit?. *Ahem* This one goes out to the two suckers in the ring. *ahem*
Why don't you two step up so I can beat y'all down?
I'll put your teeth to the curb, make you two dead clowns.
Cus you mother fuckers don't have my ability.
Hell, I can beat your asses drunk on Hennesey.
I'm better than both you put together.
Float like a butterfly I'm as light as a feather.
I'm the pinnacle can't you see?
I sting harder than one of Naitch's STD's.
It's only a matter of time before you feel the pain.
You'll be crying like a bitch with a migraine.
So this goes to all the fuckers in the arena.
I'm the hottest shit since John fucken Cena!
The Kid has spoken.

Bill: That was great! I loved it!

Tito (rolling eyes): What an idiot?

The Kid continues his way to the ring as The Terminator and Sasuke are still locked in battle. The Kid hops onto the ring apron just as Sasuke reverses an Irish Whip. The Terminator is sent flying into the ropes, but Sasuke charges after him. Both men hit the ropes at the same time. Just as they do, The Kid lowers the top rope, sending both men to the floor. The Terminator and Koji Sasuke hit the floor at the same time, much to the shagrin of the referee. Meanwhile, The Kid slides a chair from under the ring and procedes to beat both fallen men. The Kid grins as he tosses the chair aside. He lifts his arms up as the crowd boo's. The referee checks on both men before proclaiming the match a draw.

Winner(s): Koji Sasuke and The Terminator

As the Kid exits the ring through the crowd, while the refs help the Terminator and Koji out, an image pops up on the Khaostron
A corporate building
A lobby
A private guarded elevator
The doors close
It rises
The doors open to a private penthouse office suite, the sign in the back reads Anubis Enterprises. A clearly Egyptian man sits behind a desk dressed in the finest tailored suit and jewelry, a large black man stands over his shoulder in similar dress, a frightenned little man stands before them.

Jenkins: I'm sorry sir, I tried. I honestly thought that stock would've made money.

The hulking bodyguard steps toward the little man

The man behind the desk stands up putting his hand out signalling for the bodyguard to stop

Pharoah: No Sphinx, let me have a little talk with Mr. Jenkins here

Jenkins: Honestly Mr. Pharoah I'm so soooo very sorry.

Pharoah puts his arm around Jenkins shoulder

Pharoah: It's alright Jenkins. You've got to understand though that you have disappointed me before. I don't like to be disappointed.

Pharoah puts his hand over Jenkins chest as we hear Jenkins heart beat faster and faster finally stopping as Jenkins body slumps to the floor

The body slowly turns to ashes

Pharoah: Sphinx, call housecleaning and have them get rid of that mess.

Pharoah sits back down.

Pharoah: Any news on that individual we've been looking for?

Sphinx: Yes Mr. Pharoah. He's surfaced in a wrestling league called TKOW.

Pharoah: Wrestling? That's a new one for him. Well he always was a warrior so it almost makes sense. Who do I know in wrestling?

Sphinx: Vince McMahon. Jerry Jarrett. Keiji Mutoh. A few others.

Pharoah: Set-up a conference call with them. We have plans to make.

Sphinx picks up the phone and dials.

*COMMERCIAL*

Sean Christopher vs. ???

The show comes back from commercial...a second or two early...

Playboy: ...that cream really works...my ass never felt better...

Tito realizes they're back and tries tipping Bill off just a little too late...

Tito: Welcome back to Total Conflict...the next match on our card has been a longtime coming...as Sean Christopher is set to finally meet his Stalker face to face in the ring...

Across the Nation' by Union Underground blares on the speakers, and the crowd instantly goes nuts ...Sean Christopher walks out triumphantly onto the stage with the voluptuous Jasmine by his side basking in the crowd's reaction...the fans roar as Sean enters the ring... The arena goes black as the khaostron becomes the sole light of the night...

Tito: What the hell is goin on here...

Playboy: It seems like someone may be sending Sean a message...and I'm pretty sure we know who... A masked face appears on the screen...the face of the Stalker...

Playboy: Look...

Stalker: Peak-a-boo Sean...I see you...

Rainbow colored strobe lights cut the darkness as Gonna Get Close to You by Queensryche begins to play over the speaker system... The Stalker pulls his face close to the screen...

Stalker: Do you see me...

Playboy: This guy gives me the creeps...

Tito: Now that's an understatement...

Playboy: Look...who's that...?

A figure can be seen sliding into the ring behind Sean...barely seen in the strobelights...he attacks Sean from behind as Sean turns around... Sean throws him into the ropes catching him with a low kick followed up with a gutwrench suplex... Sean stradles the Stalker pounding on his face as the lights finally come on...

Playboy: Sean's losin' it...

Tito: I don't think so...Sean's been through alot and he's always kept it together...Sean's got some sort of plan...I just know it...

Sean lifts the Stalker by the mask... The stalker low-arms him to the ref's blindside...then reachs up gouging Sean's eyes... He lifts Sean up setting him up for a Test Drive...
Sean reverses it into an X-Factor... Jasmine slides Sean a chair out of view while hopping up onto the apron distracting the ref...

Playboy: Now this is the Sean of old...

Tito: With one difference...this time his target deserves whatever he gets...

Sean stands by chair in hand ready to blast the stalker who's struggling up to his feet...Chairshot to the Stalker's face...he goes down... Sean puts the chair under his leg...takes to the air...Arabian facebuster... The Stalker rolls around in agony... Sean hits him with the chair again for good measure... Sean drapes the chair across the Stalker's face while Jasmine continues keeping the ref occupied... Sean climbs the turnbuckle...

Playboy: NOW WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Tito: I don't wanna see this...

Frogsplash on the chair with a sickening bone crunching thud... Sean slides the chair out of the ring as Jasmine turns the ref back around to see him going for the pin...
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Winner: Sean Christopher

The ref raises Sean's hand... Sean goes for the Stalker's mask...working the laces as the fans cheer...

Playboy: The match is over...Sean doesn't have to do this...

Tito: This man has played with Sean's mind for awhile...tried to push him over the edge...he has a right to know who it is...

Playboy: But what happens if the mask comes off and Sean doesn't like what he sees...

Tito: Well we'll soon see...

Sean pulls the mask off and we see...

Tito: MERRICK?!?!?!?!?!? It's Merrick??????????

Sean Christopher looks on confused as the sound of applause is heard echoing over the sound system...applause by one set of hands... The Stalker on the screen speaks again...

Stalker: No Sean...this ain't a recording...this is live not Memorex...boy if you could see the look on your face right now...

The Stalker laughs... Jasmine hands Sean Christopher a mic...

Sean: You think you're so funny you son of a bitch...I'll show you just how funny I think you are...

Sean flings the mic down...picks up Merrick...sets him up...powerbomb to the concrete...
Sean picks the mic back up... Sean: You like that...

Stalker: Trust me Sean...Merrick is nowhere near my caliber...

The Stalker yawns...

Sean: You think so...then how about next week...you and me...no co...no dq...hardcore rules...

Stalker: Mmmmm...let me think on that...

The Khaostron goes off... Sean turns his back to it...
It comes back on... The audience chants..."SEAN...SEAN...SEAN...SEAN..."
The voice fills the arena...

Stalker: Ohhhh Sean...I've thought about it...YOU'RE ON!!!!

Without turning around Sean smiles a devious smile... The Khastron goes blank...
Sean can be seen mouthing something...smiling his disturbing smile...

Playboy: What is it...? What did he say...?

Tito: Just one word...

The fans cheer...

Tito: Checkmate...

*COMMERCIAL*

We fade to an unidentified medic, who whips open a grey drape revealing a disheveled and broken, Jackson Fear.

Fear: Yes, it's me. It is me who sits in this bed, completely unaware of the outside world. It is me, Jackson Fear, who has sat in this same godforsaken bed for weeks now. Well, no, actually that's not true. Originally I sat in another bed. An equally uncomfortable one at the other end of this hellhole. This bed was located somewhere in the back of Section CA. You see, that's where they put the burn victims.

A picture of Fear, apparently taken after last Total Conflict, is held up to the camera.

Fear: A creature who goes by the name of Onslaught did that to me. I call him a creature, because someone who is able to do what he did to me and not feel any remorse is not human. For Christ sakes, he made me look like a fucking used tampon! Well you know what? This Fear doesn't take too kindly to people trying to kill him. No, this Fear doesn't take too kindly to people shelfing him from his own company, and making him miss his own bloody PPV.

Fear slowly stands up from his bed and takes a step forward.

Fear: Oh, looks like I'm walking, doesn't it? Suddenly I'm a lot more powerful, aren't I? Yes, yes I am. Powerful, and pissed off!

Fear takes another step forward.

Fear: You know what though? Onslaught, in some respects I'd like to thank you. You opened my eyes. I now know the truth. And that is that every single superstar in this company is out to get me. Almost everyone, that is. I say this because over these last few weeks I have gotten very few visits. The ones I got though, were influencial. Influencial for the future of TKOW. Oh, you better believe I'm coming back, but I'm not coming back alone. Oh no, that'd be just plain stupid. So, in the coming weeks I will be having some meetings you see. Some meetings with the men who I have aligned myself with, and we will be coming up with a plan that will rock the very foundation this company stands on.

Fear takes more and more steps forward, until he's face to face with the camera.

Fear: So 'Slaught, Sean, and all of the rest of you. See you guys... at Dead or Alive.

*Camera fades back to ringside*

Tito: By God Playboy, Jackson Fear looks pissed, determined and paranoid all at once.

Playboy: Can you blame him? The man has been through the worst forms of hell!

Tito: Well folks, coming in just a few weeks will be our next big Pay Per View, as the road to Megabowl continues with Dead Or Alive, LIVE on November 30th, from the Delta Center in Salt Lake City, Utah!

Playboy: Ohh wow.. Salt Lake. I can hardly wait. Dead or Alive the pay per view is called?

Tito: Yes sir.

Playboy: Well, if I had to live in a town where the only recreation is tipping Mormons and watching a team named the Jazz, I'd rather be dead. Malone and Stockton had the right idea and got the hell out of there first chance they had!

Tito: We do apologize to all the fine people of Salt Lake for the comments of Bill Jakes.

Playboy: Damn it, if I wanted to talk about holes, I'd talk about the girl I was with last night. Let's talk wrestling!! *Looks at his card on the table* Well this is gonna be a first...I don't think we're used to seeing Twiddler wrestle without extreme rules...but this is billed as a straightup one-on-one...

Tito: A match that Colin has always excelled at...

Playboy: I guess ya could say that in this match Twiddler is a fish out of water...

Tito shudders from Playboy's painful pun...

Tito: Let's get to the ring...

"Fishhead" by Barnes and Barnes plays as funky coloured strob lights pan the crowds. Twiddler then comes out riding a scooter, accompanied by Mike, Sparky, and Quackers. Twiddler enters the ring waiting on his opponent...

Suddenly, a huge pyro goes off while smoke in coming up from the ramp. Another fires and the smoke disappears immediately. The leaving song pt.2 by A.F.I plays as Colin walks down the ramp. Colin slides into the ring looking at the crowd. Colin looks up and but his right arm up giving the jimmy snuka signal and pyro's rain down from the seiling around the ring...

Both men walk up to each other, Twiddler stares down at Colin...the bell rings and Twiddler brings the hammer down on Colin...Colin swings upward in return...

Playboy: Well I guess we know who gives up the size advantage here...a 300lb man vs. a 12-yr-old boy...

Tito: True Bill but you've gotta remember Colin has the speed advantage plus his martial arts background...that definitely evens the odds...

Twiddler throws Colin into the ring ropes...brings him into a rock bottom position...Colin spins vertically...head scissors takedown on Twiddler...

Tito: There's exactly what I was talking about...

Twiddler gets up and charges Colin...leg scissors sweep by Colin drops the Twiddler face first as Colin rolls on top locking in a STF submission...

Playboy: Gotta say this...the kid can handle the offense...but can he handle the defense when it's needed is the question...

Twiddler reaches for the ropes...takes hold...the ref breaks the hold... Twiddler gets to his feet...clothesline from hell on Colin...Colin takes hold...turns it into a crucifix pin attempt but can't take the big man down.. Twiddler dives into the air coming down hard on Colin with a Samoan Drop...

Playboy: That's what I'm talking about...I'll always take a good big man over a good fast man anyday...

Tito: Bill stick to the match...I don't think the fans want to hear about your lovelife at the moment...

Playboy: SCREW YOU POPPI!!!!

Tito: Bill...I've told you before...I like girls...I'm sorry...

Playboy turns an angry shade of red but shuts up...Tito Poppi smiles for the first time this week...one word in mind..."BUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!"

Twiddler lifts Colin...tilt-a-whirl rock bottom... Twiddler goes for a pin...
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Kickout by Colin...

Tito: I can't believe the perseverance in Colin...Twiddler can't seem to pin him under his weight...Bill?

Playboy says nothing...knowing well what would be said if he did...

Twiddler gets up lifting Colin by the hair... Forearm to the chin/throat by Colin forcing Twiddler to loose his grip... Colin runs to the ropes coming back with a rolling thunder lariet on Twiddler taking both men to the outside...

Tito: Nice equalizer...wouldn't you say Bill?

Colin lifts Twiddler to his feet...kick to the left side...lick to the rightside...kick to the leftside...legsweep...reverse direction into a roundhouse kick to the falling chin... Colin rolls Twiddler back into the ring...then himself...lifts Twiddler to his feet...throws him into the ropes...Hurricanrana by Colin...turned into a sitdown powerbomb by Twiddler...Twiddler goes for the pin...
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Shoulder up by Colin...

Tito: I still can't get over the beating Colin has taken...you know about beatings I hear Bill...

Playboy's anger turns him beat red...as does his fear to open his mouth... Twiddler grabs Colin...lifts him...places him sitting face to face on the turnbuckle...begins to climb...headbutt by Colin...again...once more...Twiddler falls to the mat rolling back onto his feet...Colin climbs to the top ropes...shooting star press...Twiddler catches him in mid-air delivering a reverse piledriver...Twiddler goes for the pin...
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Colin gets a foot on the ropes... Twiddler points to the timekeeper's table...lifts Colin to the turnbuckle closest to it...begins to climb...Colin swings at him...he swings back...again...and again...Twiddler sets him up...Funkifier through the timekeeper's table...Colin rides the wood and Twiddler takes an iron bell to the head...neither man is moving...

Tito: Holy shit...

Playboy's eyes pop out of his head...

Tito: Neither man is moving...

The ref begins his 10 count...
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A man in snakeskin tights and a snakeskin mask slides out from under the ring... Playboy finally speaks...

Playboy: What the hell!!!

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Stands up behind the ref...

Tito: Who the hell is this... Someone get some security!!!

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Taps the ref on the shoulder...the ref turns around...stopping the count...boot to the stomach...DDT on the concrete...

Playboy: OMFG...NO WAY!!!!!!

The masked man rolls the ref into the ring...goes in lifts him to his feet...a second DDT...we clearly see the word written on his boots for the first time...Snake...

Tito: who...

Playboy (excitingly): LOOK AT THE BOOTS!!!! READ THE BOOTS POPPI!!!!!!

He rolls out of the ring...grabs Colin...rolls him in too...Goes in after him...short arm clothesline...he sets Colin up for a DDT...Twiddler...back up to his feet charges the ring...the mystery man slides out...backing up down the aisle...he reaches up pulling off the mask...the fans gasp in awe...

Playboy: Holy shitttttt!!!! It is him!!!!

Tito: Jake the Snake Roberts...?!?!?!?!?

As the unmasked superstar steps to the back Colin turns to the Twiddler...the two stare as Twiddler reaches into his pants pulling out a gift basket leaving Colin puzzled...Twiddler smiles putting out his hand...Twiddler takes grip shaking it...holds Colin's hand in the air...

The audience roars...

Tito: Now this is what it's all about in TKOW!!!

Playboy: Good Gawd Poppi...are you really that gullible...?

Twiddler pulls Colin right into a rock bottom...lifting him right back up...placing him on the turnbuckle...climbs...sets him up...Funkifier into the middle of the ring...

Playboy: Now THAT is what TKOW is all about!!! Khaos, Mayhem, Payback!!!

Twiddler stands over the fallen Colin...looking down almost angrily...then looks up...and smiles...the eeriest smile he's ever smiled...

Winner: No Contest

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Falls Count Anywhere
E.C.C vs. Bruno vs. Large Lee Williams vs. Twister

Tito- Well Bill; It seems we have something real here tonight!

Playboy-"We surely do

Silence hits them for a moment.

Tito-"Seems like the match is going on in the back..

Playboy- Our cameraman is on there way to the back as we speak!

The camera zooms on; capturing the figure of Twister; laying on his back his eyes shoot; blood running from his nose and mouth.

Playboy- Hot damn! It looks like Twister is already out of it this early!

Tito- Damn! I lost five hundred dollars to Icarus!

Playboy- Betting for wrestlers? Damn!

They paused as the cameras now were in the loading area. Bruno has his back turned as Lee is seen charging silently from the other end behind him; smashing a long single light bulb into the back of Bruno's head. Bruno grimaces letting out some choice words as he falls down.

Tito- That really had to hurt.

Playboy- What do you expect? Getting hit in the back of the head with a bulb like that feels good?

Silence once more as Bruno looks about.

Tito- What the hell is this?

Out of the corner of the camera you see ECC swing down on a mixture of cables kicking Lee over atop of Bruno. Lees forehead connects with Bruno's crotch.

Playboy - That's what I call giving head!

Tito laughs. Slowly Lee gets up favoring the hit to his head; staggering slightly as he stands up. Out of no where the lights flicker off. Sadistic laughter is heard.

Tito- Damnit! Whets going on?!

Playboy - I don't have a fucking clue!

The lights kick back on revealing Twister charging forward; clothes lining Lee flat of his back. ECC looks in shock towards him.

Tito- Oh my God!

Playboy- No one expected that!

The crowd cheering loudly in the arena. The Khaostron shows Twister roll his shoulders slightly as he grins to ECC. Behind him; Bruno rises to his feet; in his hands a pair of brass knuckles. He charges forward as ECC purposely stares Twister down. Bruno starts to swing as out of the shadows Icarus Evangeline darts out hitting Bruno in the back of the head with the end of a mop.

Tito- What the .......?!!!

Playboy - That's Icarus Evangeline!

The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Icarus taps Twister on the shoulder. Twister turns Icarus steps back as ECC charges forward for a close line. Icarus nods to Twister; ducking as Icarus swings the mop around connecting to ECC's jaw. As contact occurs blood escapes ECC's mouth as he hit the floor. Icarus then darts over on top of ECC; his trenchcoat opening as he did so. He reached in pulling out a stapler and a sheet of paper.

Tito- Oh My Fucking God!!!

Playboy- Easy Tito. We don't want to have to call the janitors out to clean your crapped pants off the floor.

Icarus laughs as he takes the note putting it atop of ECC's forehead. He grinned as he pressed the stapler down stapling the note to his forehead reading. "Icarus & Kronos "Twister" Evangeline 'never fuck with family.'

Playboy- Icarus and Twister are brothers?

Tito- Fuck!!!!! How is this?

Twister grins to Icarus as he stood up; moving over kicking Bruno; then Lee in the head keeping them down as Twister gets the cover.
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Tito- Twister has just beaten three of the biggest damn names in the business!! He beat the Hall of Famer Bruno, the legendary ECC AND UCW Hall of Famer Lee Williams in the same match!!! This has got to be considered the upset of the year!!!

Twister gets up; turning around extending his left hand to Icarus. Icarus grinned to him as he took his left hand into his right. Icarus stepped over to the cameraman as he let go of Twister saying.

Icarus- You think you know us? You have no fucking Idea!

The camera faded away from the scene as the crowd roars.

*COMMERCIAL*

Sledgehammer on a Pole
Alyon Mac vs. C-Man

The C-Man vs. Alyon Mac

Tito: Well we?re set for the Sledge Hammer on a pole match, Bill.

Bill: How exactly does this match work again?

Tito: Well, there will be a sledge hammer suspended from a pole on one of the turnbuckles. Which ever mega-star reaches it can use it legally. It can make or break the match. Well, here comes the C-Man himself.

"American Hair Band" by Tuff plays as smoke fills the arena and bright lights are flashing. The C-Man enters the arena as all the ladies scream for him and all the guys boo. The C-Man enters the ring and looks up at the suspended sledge hammer as he laughs.

Bill: I can?t wait for C-Man to get a hold of the sledge hammer! Did you hear what he said he was gonna do if he got it? He was gonna use it as a probe! A probe, Tito!

Tito: Yes, well I?m sure Alyon will have something to say about that?

?Working Man? by Rush hits the speakers as Alyon comes running down the ramp.

Tito: Alyon doesn?t want to waste any time with this one. He?s come out fighting!

Alyone hits the ring and starts nailing C-Man with a flurry of punches. He back C-Man into the corner as he starts hitting him with kicks to the gut. C-Man hunches over in pain as Alyon hits a knee to C-Man?s face. The C-Man falls over clutching his face.

Bill: So much for Alyon needing plastic surgery. It looks as though the C-Man might need some after that vicious knee to the face.

Alyone hits a scoop slam and climbs to the top rope. He then jumps off with a diving knee. At the last second, C-Man rolls out of the way, causing Alyon to crash his knee into the matt. C-Man quickly gets up and in one motion drop kicks Alyon in the face. C-Man gets up and points to his head, signalling ?Intelligence?. C-Man makes his way over to the pole where the sledge hammer is located.

Tito: Looks like he wants to end this early.

C-Man climbs the trunbuckle and makes it to the second one before Alyon rushes him from behind. Still on the second turnbuckle, C-Man is thrown off by Alyon. Alyon drops a knee to C-Man?s rib cage and follows with brutal stomps to the very same area. He then lifts him to his feet and locks in a bear hug, squeezing C-Man?s rib cage. C-Man grimaces in pain as Alyon squeezes harder. Alyon then follows up with a belly to belly suplex. He quickly nails C-Man with a series of elbow drops to C-Man?s ribs.
Tito: Alyon is a smart wrestler. He?s obviously targeting C-Man?s rib cage and it seems to be working.

C-Man grabs his ribs in obvious pain, as Alyon goes for the sledge hammer. Alyon is inches away from the weapon when the C-Man pushes him off the turnbuckle to the putside. Alyon smashes his head on the guard rail as he falls to the outside. C-Man follows him and nails an inverted suplex on the outside. Alyon is motionless on the outside as C-Man staggers into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle where the pole is and reaches up for it.

Bill: Yes! He got it! Time for some anal probage!

Tito: Is that all you ever think about?

Alyon slowly crawls back into the ring only to be met with a sledge hammer shot to the forehead. Alyon is busted open by the shot as C-Man laughs. C-Man follows up with a few more shots until Alyon is motionless. C-Man arrogantly steps on for the pin.

Tito: That?s not even a pin! 1??.2??.. No! Alyon kicks out!

Frustrated, C-Man starts to use the butt end of the sledge hammer to jab at Alyon. Alyon dodges the shots and gets C-Man in a rear waist lock. He sweeps C-Man?s legs, causing C-Man to drop the sledge hammer. Alyon goes for the hammer, but before he can, C-Man low blows him. C-Man delivers a DDT and goes for the quick pin.

Tito: 1??.2??.No! Alyon is still alive.

C-Man grabs the sledge hammer and slowly climbs the top rope. Alyon gets to his feet and follows C-Man to the top. Both men are standing precariously on the top rope before Alyon hits a top rope DDT of his own. Alyone quickly goes for the cover.

Tito: This has got to be it. 1??2??..No! C-Man kicks out!

Alyon picks C-Man up and hits a belly-to-back suplex. He gets up, bloodied, as he rips off his black ?Control Corrupts The Soul? t-shirt. He lifts C-Man up and prepares for ?The Cross Over?. C-Man reverses and sunetflips Alyon who goes on to execute a perfect small package on C-Man.

Tito: A quick roll-up! 1??.2???3! No! C-Man kicks out!

Alyon quickly gets up and grabs the sledge hammer as he C-Man staggers to his feet. Alyon bounces off the ropes and goes flying at C-Man, with full velocity, crashing the sledge hammer into C-Man?s forehead. Alyon falls on top of C-Man for the pin.

Tito: 1?..2??.3! It?s over! Alyone wins!

Bill: Bull shit?

Both men are exhausted and neither moves. Surprisingly, C-Man gets up before Alyon does. He staggers over to the sledge hammer and lifts it up. He looks at Alyon sadistically as he proceeds to beat him down with it. C-Man sets up Alyon on his hands and knees. He then kisses the sledge hammer and attempts to pull Alyon?s pants down.

Bill: He?s gonna do it! Here comes the anal probe!

Tito: Good God! We?re sorry folks but we have to go to commercial break. Don?t go away!

*Ads for Dead or Alive, as well as Richard Simmon?s work-out regiment air. The scene then cuts back to Total Conflict as we see Alyon rubbing his behind gingerly and cursing at C-Man who is laughing as he walks down the ramp.

Tito: Folks, during the break we witnessed the worst thing I?ve ever seen. I feel like puking!

Bill: The anal probe! That was great!

Tito: Yeah, I knew you?d like that?

Bill: What?s that supposed to mean?

Tito: I don?t know. Go read some Freud?. Well, Alyon wins the match?.

Bill: If you call losing your anal cherry a win!

Winner: Alyon Mac.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

A picture of Icarus Evangeline's face is on the wall, a dart flies from across the room and hits him right between the eyes, a second one hits in the left eye, then a third in the right eye, the camera fades out to show that Soulfly is leaning back against the wall in a chair in his locker-room, continuing to throw darts at the picture of Icarus

The sound of a door opening is heard and Alice walks into the frame, Fly continues throwing darts

Fly ~ I have no idea where the girls are

Alice ~ It's ok really I was actually wanting to talk to you

Fly stops to forward motion in his arm keeping the dart in his hand as he looks up at her

Fly ~ really? What about?

Alice ~ About Johnny

Fly resumes throwing darts

Fly ~ Johnny? Who the fucks Johnny?

Alice ~ Johnny Suede

Fly looks dumbfounded as he goes over and removes the darts from the wall

Fly ~ Fuck him, he turned his back on everyone

Alices eyes begin to water up

Alice ~ He turned his back on me, I thought I finally found a nice guy...and he turned out to be just like all the others

Fly ~ Fuck that little bitch, he's a piece of shit

Alice ~ yes, hes just a bastard for what he's done

Fly~ well rest assured, Johnny will get dealt with for the shit hes done, you don't turn your back on Damage Inc and expect to not find yourself in intensive care

Alice ~ you mean that

Fly ~ Alice, when DI is through with Johnny hes gonna join another Johnny, Johnny cash that is, 6 feet under

Alice smiles

Alice ~ thanks

Alice wraps her arms around Fly giving him a hug, fly looks a bit caught off guard by this, and by what happens next as Alice kisses fly on the check

Alice walks off, Fly shrugs his shoulders and turns around back to the darts, but he notices Miranda standing beside the door with her arms crossed across her chest and a pissed off look on her face

Fly ~ whats up with you

Miranda rolls her eyes and storms off

Miranda ~ Go to hell

Fly's eyes narrow as he watches her leave, he looks down at the darts, then back at Icarus's picture on the wall, fly drops the darts, lets out a beastly growl as he punches the picture, leaving a hole in the flimsy wall as he storms off after Miranda, and the cameras return to ringside.

G-Unit vs. X No DQ Match

Tito: This one should be good. It's X vs. G-Unit.

Bill: Yeah, their last one was a screw job finish with a double DQ, which is why this match is no disqualifications!

Tito: Yes, a blood bath it should be? Well, here comes Xavier alumni, the unbeaten G-Unit to the ring!

G-Unit comes to the ring the lights go out and 50 cents "PIMP" hits and the crowd goes crazy and the lights come back on and G-Unit is already halfway to the ring. He then does his pyros (like Kevin Nash). All of a sudden the lights dim.

Tito: What's going on?

BAM! The lights come back on and X is seen standing over G-Unit with a chair in hand. X quickly pins G-Unit.

Tito: This could be over in a hurry! 1??2. No! G-Unit gets the shoulder up!

X lifts G-Unit up into a verticle suplex. He hold G up in the air for a long time before dropping him down on his head. X then slides outside and gets a chain from under the ring. He then proceeds to tie the chain to the top rope and form a noose at one end. Meanwhile, G-Unit gets his wits back and hits X from behind with a low blow.

Bill: That was cheap. I like it!

Tito: Well, in a no DQ match, those things happen.

G-Unit grabs the chair that was used on him. He sets it up, wedged between turnbuckles and Irish whips X into it. X's back smacks the steel chair with maximum velocity. He cringes as he grabs his lower back in pain. G-Unit unties the chain and wraps it around his fist. He starts to punch X in the forehead with it, causing X to slump into the corner. G-Unit runs into X's face, knee first as he laughs. He drags X away from the turn buckle before climbing it himself. He signals for the elbow drop but at the last second, X pops up to his feet and connects with a big boot just as G-Unit is on his way down. G is knocked out cold as X goes to the outside of the ring. He starts throwing random weapons in the ring which include a table, a rusty fork, and a cactus.

Tito: A cactus? What the hell's that doing there?

Bill: I don't know, but I like it!

X grabs the rusty fork and runs at G-Unit. At the last second G-Unit rolls to his left and trips X up. X falls down, with his face narrowly missing the rusty fork. G-Unit sets the table up in the corner and lifts X up. He attempts an Irish whip into the table, but X reverses, sending G-Unit crashing into the table. X goes for the pin.

Tito: 1?..2??No, this G-Unit is one tough kid!

X lifts G-Unit up and nails him with a DDT, followed by a running elbow drop. X grabs the chain and starts to choke G-Unit with it. G-Unit struggles for oxygen as X chokes him even harder. X lifts G-Unit up and is about to deliver a right hand when G-Unit hits a desperation jaw breaker on X. G-Unit heads to the outside and grabs a ladder from under the ring. He slides it in the ring and sets it up near the turnbuckle. G-Unit starts to climb the ladder as he looks down at the fallen X. X gets to his feet before G-Unit can fully climb the ladder. X follows suit and starts to climb as well. The two men trade punches on while atop the ladder. G-Unit finally gets the better of X after he smashes his head down on one of the ladder's rungs. G-Unit applies a choke on X and signals for the "Showtime".

Tito: A "Showtime" from the top of the ladder? Can it be?

All of a sudden, someone runs into the ring from the audience. The young man grabs a chair and smacks G-Unit on the back with it. G-Unit falls backwards onto the mat as the young mystery man hands the chair over to X. X leaps off the ladder using the chair under his leg as a leg drop. The chair smashes G-Unit's face as X goes for the pin. The mystery man slides out of the ring.

Tito: No?.1??2??..3! X wins with a huge assist!

Bill: Who was that guy?

Tito: I'm pretty sure it was new TKOW mega-star, Greg Quinnell!

Bill: Who?

Tito: My thoughts exactly?

Winner: X

*COMMERCIAL*

TKOW TV Title Match| No DQ HARDCORE Rules
Samhain ? vs. Lone Horseman

Tito Poppi: Well, we've got a treat for you tonite ladies and gentlemen?a few weeks ago Lone Horseman and Samhain had some words and a match was made for the TV Title. But somewhere along the way it got ugly and the match changed to a no DQ Hardcore rules match.

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: Yeah, ever since he resurfaced after Rumble in the Jungle, Samhain has been getting more and more diabolical in his methods.

Tito Poppi: Don't forget about him recently pretending to be Jack Martinmas and shocking everyone at Halloween Hijinks by making a stable called the Mayhem Syndikate. He's been quite the busy bee lately.

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: Well, I look at it this way Tito, Samhain and I have had our differences in the past but one thing remains crystal clear and certain about him in my eyes. He knows how to get things done. He's proven it on several occasions by sacrificing everything just to get what he has here tonite at Total Conflict...A chance to step up the ladder and get closer to the TKOW Heavyweight Title picture.

Tito Poppi: Which one? We have two of them now?

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: Tito, I honestly don't think he cares?He wants to prove he has what it takes to be the figurehead of TKOW. Until he proves that we'll be seeing him day in and day out.

Tito Poppi: Well, I'm not taking my eyes off of Lone Horseman. He's got the heart and the attitude of a champion. Plus he reminds me of all the old school wrestling champions that I grew up watching. This guy has potential and I think he just might come out on top tonite in this match up.

The area goes dark as an eerie voice begins counting down from overhead?

8?7?

6?6?6?

5?4?3?2?1?

Bloodline by Slayer begins throttling over the loudspeakers as the MegaTron and KhaosTrons light up with images of Samhain and Magdalene in red & green filtered horror movie-like scenes as well as match footage of Samhain dropping Rage Sadler in the Man O War and slamming Jay Matthews into the mat with the Claymore. The scene ends with a picture of his mask torn in half with the Samhain 7 pointed star and logo above it.

Samhain enters the arena through the curtain wearing a set of L.O.D. spiked shoulder pads in honour of the fallen legend Mike Hegstrand or Road Warrior Hawk. Samhain is accompanied by Magdalene who is beginning to show her pregnancy slightly wearing a belly shirt that says "Baby" with an arrow pointing down on it.

Samhain lifts his arms to the crowd and incites them to applaud loudly. He makes his way to the ring and pulls down the ropes for Magdalene allowing her to enter the ring for the fans to cheer her on and admire her shirt. Samhain ascends the second turnbuckle and roars loudly as the fans chant SAM-HAIN SAM-HAIN SAM-HAIN!

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And here?s where TC?s cut off.