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Special Pre-Air Contest
Colin vs. AaronMC

The ring crew mops up the canvas as two jobbers who just finished a dark match make their way to the back. TKOW?s Total Conflict theme song blares over the speaker?s pumping up the fans. The ring announcer grabs the microphone and begins to speak.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special pre-show contest for you! First, making his way to the ring?

?Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck? by Grinspoon blares over the speakers as some pyro goes off. Aaron gets a nice chorus of boo?s as he struts to the ring. Once inside, he holds his hands up, signifying the ?Straight Edge? symbol.

Announcer: He is, AaronMC!

The crowd then gives another small chorus of boo?s before the announcer begins to speak again.

Announcer: And his opponent, Colin!

A huge pyro goes off while smoke in coming up from the ramp. Another fires and the smoke disappears immediately. Enemy by Sevendust plays as Colin walks down the ramp. Colin slides into the ring looking at the crowd. Colin looks up and puts his right arm up giving the Jimmy Snuka signal and pyro's rain down from the ceiling around the ring. AaronMC, trying to get the early advantage, spins Colin around and nails him with a low blow to the groin. This does not DQ Aaron as the bell has not yet rung. The ref calls for the bell as Colin remains hunched over. Aaron laughs before nailing Colin with a quick clothesline. He goes for the cover.

1?..2??No! Colin kicks out. Aaron lifts him up causally and hits a series of knee?s to the gut. He follows up with a crisp double-arm DDT, going for the cover once more.

1?..2??No! The young Colin gets a shoulder up in time. Aaron lifts Colin up into a Gorilla Press slam and does his belt Goldberg imitation as a few of the fans laugh. He then drops Colin on his knee, specifically targeting his groin. The referee takes this into consideration and warns Aaron about low-blows. Aaron shrugs him off and slides to the outside. He drags Colin who is still in the ring and grabs him by the legs. He pulls Colin groin-first right into the steel post. Colin cries out in pain, feeling the effects of Phil?s attack two weeks ago. Aaron repeats the same move, much to the chagrin of the referee. Aaron then climbs onto the apron and taunts the fans before attempting a split-legged moonsault. Just as Aaron is about to make contact, Colin rolls out of the way. Aaron gets to one knee, just as Colin gets to his feet. Colin limps towards Aaron and attempts a stiff kick to Aaron?s head. Aaron blocks it and laughs, but just then, Colin jumps up and hits him with a stiff left-kick to Aarons temple. He lifts Aaron up and attempts an Irish whip into the turnbuckle. Aaron reverses and sends Colin into the turnbuckle. At the last second, Colin scales the turnbuckle in mid-stride and hits a corkscrew moonsault (i.e. whisper in the wind). Colin lands on Aaron for the pin. 1?..2?..No! Aaron kicks out. Colin heads to the apron and does a springboard plancha. Aaron catches him and quickly reverses it into an Atomic drop. Colin grimaces in pain as he falls to one knee. Aaron grins and calls for his finisher, Vanity Sells. He takes a run at Colin and attempts the shining wizard, but Colin ducks out of the move. He grabs Aaron?s ankle and reverses it into an ankle lock submission. The crowd pops huge as Aaron struggles to get to the ropes. Colin finally relinquishes the hold and heads to the apron. He calls for his finisher, The Grimtooth. Colin attempts to springboard himself onto the rope, but the pain from his groin is just too great. With Aaron?s attacks and Phil?s devastating low-blow two weeks ago, Colin?s legs give out from the pain. He slips off the ropes, but manages to land on his feet. Just as he lands, Aaron gets up and nails him with a super kick to the head. Colin is knocked out cold, as Aaron hits the ?Straight Edge? (unprettier) just for show. He goes for the pin. 1?.2???3! AaronMC wins! ?Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck? blares over the speakers as Aaron raises his hands and the scene fades.

Winner: AaronMc

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Total Conflict's opening credits hit as their theme song begins to play. The camera pans across the Dunkin? Doughnuts Center in Providence Rhode Island as the fans go wild.

Tito: Welcome folks to another edition of Total Conflict! I am your host, Tito Poppi and this is my partner in crime, ?The Playboy? Bill Jakes!

Bill: Enough yapping, it looks like Aaron is still celebrating in the ring.

Tito: Didn?t anyone tell this kid that the show was starting?

All of a sudden the lights dim as a hard beat pulsates through the arena. ?Blood is Pumping? by Voodoo and Serano pulsates the arena?s sound system as strobe lights flash throughout the arena.

Bill: What the hell is going on?

Tito: I think it?s Rave and his new entrance music!

David Rave makes his way to the stage, doing a rave-type dance as the strobe lights flash on and off. He gets a huge pop as he raises his hands doing the ?Straight Edge? symbol. Aaron, still in the ring over a fallen Colin just stares in shock. Rave makes his way down to the ring and gets in, raising his hands. He gets down, and checks on Colin. Both Rave and a referee help Colin out of the ring and down the aisle to the back. Rave then heads back to the ring, as his music fades. He grabs a mic and grins at Aaron who is just staring at Rave in shock. Rave starts to speak.

Rave: Nice to finally meet you, Aaron.

Rave extends his hand towards Aaron. Aaron tentatively shakes it before taking another step back.

Rave: It?s cool, man. You don?t need to be scared. You?re Straight Edge? God knows I respect that. But if there?s one thing I don?t respect it?s cheap shots, and Aaron, I wasn?t too happy about the way you handled that match with Colin. I mean the low blows were one thing, but blatantly stealing the name of my finishing move? That?s low.

Rave stares intensely at Aaron before breaking into laughter.

Rave: I?m just playing with ya. I don?t care, man. Well, good luck with your career, it was nice meeting you.

Aaron shakes his head and eyes Rave cautiously before heading to the outside and to the back.

Rave: Ok, now that that?s taken care of, Providence, how are we tonight?!

The crowd pops.

Rave: Man, that was weak. Come on guys, how the fuck are we tonight?!!

This time the crowd pops a lot louder.

Rave: That?s so much better. Anyway, let?s get straight to business. You all know that I?m not much of a talker. Hell, I never really liked cutting promo?s all that much. But when something bothers me, you know damn well I need to get it off my chest, so here goes. First things first, Phil? You attacked the 12 year old phenom, Colin, two weeks ago. You tied him up, and gave him a low-blow with a two-by-four. Does that make you feel good, Phil? Does that make up for your title loss, Phil? Does taking out Colin really feed your ego? You know what, Phil, you are nothing but a sick son of a bitch. You then have the audacity to threaten me. Saying that I?d better sleep with one eye open? Well Phil, if you even attempt to lay a finger on me, you will hold the prestigious title of being the only man to experience a beat down from both Jason F?N Starr and David Rave within a month!

The crowd pops as Rave leans on the ropes.

Rave: But enough about that mental defective, I?ve got bigger fish to fry. You see, ever since I came into TKOW, I?ve been doing my own thing. I?ve followed the Straight Edge path and worked my ass off night in, night out. I have reaped the rewards of leading a drug-free life?

Rave pats his TKOW Ultimate Chaos Title approvingly.

Rave: ?and to be honest with you, I never really cared about what other guys were doing in the locker room. But recently, the behaviour of a certain Mega-star has really gotten to me. You see, it started when the son of a bitch kidnapped my brother?s girlfriend? That?s when I started to take notice of this asshole. That?s right, Soulfly, you?ve gotten my attention.

Rave pauses, gathering his thoughts.

Rave: For months I?ve watched you now. I?ve watched you get drunk I?ve watched you get high, and I?ve watched you sell drugs, ruining the life of others. Soulfly, you disgust me. You encompass everything that is wrong with the world today. You are immoral, and just plain evil. As someone who is Straight Edge, I cringe everytime I see a guy like you piss his life away. Simply put, you?re drug-using and dealing ways have to come to an end. It?s simple, Soulfly, I?ve made it my personal goal to rid this company of the scum that plagues it. It just so happens that you?re the poster-boy for scum and evil. Don?t take this as a warning, Soulfly, take this as a promise. I will rid TKOW of it?s scum, and I will start with you. Cus when it all comes down to it, I?ve got the edge, I?ve got the Straight Edge!

Rave raises his hands in the ?Straight Edge? symbol as his music blares over the speakers. Rave leaves the ring and slowly makes his way to the back, visibly upset.

Tito: Wow, strong words from the Ultimate Chaos Champ.

Bill: Yeah, I?ve never seen him so serious about something.

Tito: He definitely takes what Soulfly does as a personal insult? Well anyway, tonight promises to be explosive!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Annual Newcomers Over-the-top-rope Battle Royal
Scorpina vs. Pike vs. Big D vs. Deschain Marten vs. Chief vs. Shorty McWhupass vs. Limbo vs. Hardcore Al vs. Rotten Treats vs. Wild Tiger

Bill- Well Tito, this is the annual rookie battle royal and well how many future jobbers do you think we have in this match?

Tito- I think the better question is, who is the future of TKOW? Who do you have winning this match?

Bill- I'll go with one of the girls... and I'll pick Scorpina!

Tito- I'll pick... Chief for this match!

Bill- Well so far we have Wild tiger, Pike, Big D and Shorty McWhupass in the ring. Jobbers!

*Burning Angel by Arch Enemy hits*

Tito- Out comes Scorpina!

Bill- She doesn't look too bad and remember I picked her to win this match!

Scorpina walks into the ring and looks at the 4 other people in there as they await for the other people to come out.

*Everything I touch by Stabbing Westward hits*

Bill- Out comes Deschain. Damn, I hate his theme song!

Tito- It's not too bad Bill.

Bill- It's horrible!

Tito- Whatever. Four more people left to come out and then this rumble will get under way!

Bill- What do you think the winner gets if he or she wins?

Tito- I don't know, what do you think?

Bill- Well, most likely job to Rave. Ha, ha, ha!

Tito shakes her head.

*It's time......for everybody....to.....LIMBO!!!!!!!!*

Bill- Ha, ha! Look at this! A midget! Now we have two of them! We have Limbo and Shorty! Now this is going to be fun to watch!

Tito- Bill, they preferred to be called little people or something like that.

Bill- Ha, ha! I love midgets!

*Psycho by Disturbed hits*

Tito- Out comes Rotten treats!

Bill- I want this match to start already!

*Brick House remix by Rob Zombie hits*

Bill- Now out come the last two men!

Chief and Hardcore Al run to the ring and slide in and the match begins. Big D and Pike are going at it. Also going at it are Shorty and Limbo. Hardcore Al, Chief and Rotten treats are all attacking Deschain. Also, Wild tiger and Scorpina.

Bill- We have 2 midgets going at it and 2 women. Now this is the life!

Tito- I feel bad for Deschain! He has 3 men on him!

Bill- Oh God! Look at the midgets go!

Tito- Look! We are about to have our first elimination!

Pike has Big D and is set to eliminate him as Big D hangs from the top rope, but Big D grabs Pike and flips over the top rope holding onto Pike and our first elimination is a double elimination! Big D and Pike are eliminated!

Bill- Oh well. Eight left!

Tito- Look at the women. Wild is about to eliminate Scorpina!

Wild is grabbing Scorpina by the pants and is about to flip her over the ropes.

Tito- Look Bill! Could this be another double elimination?

Bill- I hope not! Come on Scorpina!

Scorpina grabs Wild from the hair and flips her over the top rope and Wild hits the floor and Scorpina...

Bill- I can't believe it! Scorpina used her strength and held onto the top rope and only one foot touched the floor so she is not eliminated!

Wild tiger is eliminated! Scorpina pulls herself back into the ring and looks at Wild with a smile on her face as she is proud of that elimination.

Bill- I'm so proud of Scorpina!

Tito- Well, look at the other action. Look at the three on one assault going on with Chief, Hardcore Al and Rotten delivering the pain to Deschain.

Chief, Hardcore Al and Rotten treat have Deschain on the top rope as the three are making a big effort on eliminating him. Deschain hangs on for dear life as he ties his feet on the top rope. Hardcore Al gets mad and just grabs Rotten treat by the shoulder and tosses Rotten over the top rope and to the outside of the ring eliminating Rotten. Rotten treats is eliminated!

Bill- Every person for themselves! I'm proud of what Al just did. He found Rotten useless and eliminated him!

Tito- Well, now Deschain is back in the ring and away from danger.

Bill- Well look at the midgets.

Limbo and Shorty continue exchanging blows. Scorpina breaks the circus act up and grabs Shorty from behind and picks Shorty up and chucks him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Shorty McWhupass has been eliminated!

Bill- Down to five!

Limbo spins Scorpina around and begins screaming at her. Scorpina gives Limbo a kick to the gut and gives Limbo the double armed DDT. Scorpina picks Limbo up and throws him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Limbo is eliminated!

Tito- Now we are down to the final four!

Bill- No more midgets! Oh well! Go Scorpina!

Tito- I have Chief in and you have Scorpina.

Bill- And we all know who is going to win.

Tito- And who's that?

Bill- Scorpina of course!

Tito sighs.

Scorpina stands back as she watches Hardcore Al and Chief stomp Deschain out. From the back comes Rotten treats and he looks mad.

Bill- Wait a second! He was eliminated! He can't be down here.

Tito- I bet he wants revenge.

Bill- As long as he doesn't screw Scorpina.

Tito- I'm guessing he is after Hardcore Al.

Hardcore Al notices Rotten and begins screaming at him to leave to the back. Chief goes to give Deschain the neck breaker, but Deschain pulls out and runs at Hardcore Al and gives Al a drop kick to the back of the head knocking Al over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Hardcore Al is eliminated!

Tito- Hardcore Al has been eliminated! We are now down to three!

Deschain falls to his knees as Scorpina grabs Chief and puts Chief in a sleeper hold. Chief begins getting sleepy and his eyes are slowly shutting.

Bill- Ha, ha! Scorpina is going to take Chief out! Chief is going to lose consciousness soon!

Tito- Look at Deschain. He is back to his feet!

Hardcore Al and Rotten treats are arguing on the outside of the ring and Deschain realizes that. Deschain smiles and steps back and then runs forward and Deschain does a suicide diving spear through the middle ropes and to the outside of the ring where he hits both Al and Rotten. All three men are knocked out on the outside of the ring.

Tito- What a move by Deschain!

Bill- So, does this mean he is eliminated?

Tito- I'm not sure.

Bill- Well Scorpina let go of Chief and she is signaling to throw him to the outside. It's over for Chief! He is fast asleep.

Scorpina picks Chief up and starts flipping him over the top rope, but Chief wraps his legs around the head of Scorpina and Chief uses his legs to flip Scorpina over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Scorpina is eliminated!

Bill- No, this can't be!

Tito- Yes, it can be! Chief eliminated Scorpina!

Bill- Oh well. I had a second choice and he was Deschain.

Tito- Is Deschain eliminated, though?

Bill- I'm guessing not.

Deschain is back to his feet on the outside of the ring and Deschain slides into the ring in pain as he holds onto his ribs. Chief walks toward Deschain, but Deschain quickly runs at Chief and gives him a vicious sphere.

Tito- Deschain is flat on his face and Chief is flat on his back. It's down to these two!

Deschain puts his arm on Chief, but there is no referee inside the ring.

Bill- No, Deschain! Over the top rope elimination! Get up and throw his ass over!

Tito- I guess the rookie didn't know.

Bill- Get up, Deschain!

Deschain gets off of Chief and slowly gets to his feet. Deschain grabs Chief by the arm and pulls Chief to his feet. Deschain picks Chief in the air and gives Chief a wicked spinebuster. Deschain then points to the turnbuckle. Deschain slowly walks to the turnbuckle and slowly climbs it. Deschain gets distracted as Hardcore Al gets to his feet and begins telling Deschain to come fight him outside of the ring. Deschain begins talking back to Hardcore from the top turnbuckle.

Bill- Pay attention Deschain!

Tito- Look! Chief is back to his feet!

Bill- Stop screaming at Al! Pay attention to Chief dammit!

Tito- Calm down Bill. He can't hear you.

Chief walks toward Deschain. Deschain is still distracted as he screams at Al. Hardcore Al smiles and walks toward the back. Deschain looks in anger and a little bit of confusion. Chief gets to the turnbuckle and shoves Deschain off the top turnbuckle and to the outside of the ring. It's over!

Winner: Chief

Bill- No!

Tito- Chief wins! Chief wins! What now Bill?

Bill- Don't talk to me.

Tito- Hail Chief!

Bill- I'm just going to pretend this match never happened! Let's keep this night flowing.

Tito- Sure thing Bill.

?Oxy Cotton? begins playing, the crowd begins to boo frantically as Soulfly and Miranda make their way to the ring, both dressed casually, fly even has a black pair of Oakley sunglasses on, matchign the glare of the diamond studded Tag Team Title, strewn across his shoulder, and a smoking blunt in his mouth

Tito: I wonder if he?s here to announce his wish for winning the RJ Dyson Invitational at Dead Or Alive

Bill: of course he is, he said that tonight would be the night we all find out his wish

Fly has entered the ring and taken a mic, as Miranda stands behind him, holding his tag team title for him

Fly: you fuckers are looking at what is about to become ?the golden couple? of TKOW, and I say this because as you can see I already hold half of the tag team championship, and as a result of the womens invitational at DOA, Miranda has a shot at skank-ass Madison Dyson at Christmas Chaos

Miranda poses for the crowd holding up the belt at those remarks, bringing forth cheers

Fly: Not to mention that She has a shot at the Womens tag titles along with my sister Alice, and I assure you, this girl is not going to let those opportunities pass her by, which is what brings me out here before you fags tonight

Crowds lets Fly hear it for that remark

Fly: I gained a huge opportunity at DOA, the opportunity to have power, and I am not going to pass up this opportunity, which is why I want the jackass that?s in charge to bring his nutless ass out here, and that means you RJ, get the fuck out here

The crowd gives heat, surprisingly equal to the heat Fly received as ?Sleep Hollow? begins playing, RJ Dyson emerges from the back

Tito: Mr. Dyson Is coming to the ring alone

Bill: well Fly asked for RJ, not the Inner Circle

Tito: you would think RJ wouldn?t get in the ring with Soulfly without his backup

RJ has brought a microphone with him from the back

RJ:I will not tolerate this kind of crap on my show, first of all you shall treat me with respect and I will not allow your wasted ass to use illegal substances on my show

Fly: I could give too shits what you want

Dyson gives Soulfly a cold dark stare

Dyson: listen here crackhead?.

Fly: I didn?t bring you out her to bitch in that little stick your holding, save your breath bitch, its falling on deaf ears

Dysons eyes narrow as its apparent hes beginning to get really upset

Fly: I brought you out here because you and I have ?business? to discuss, and that being my wish I receive from winning your invitational battle royal, and that reminds me, nice job of trying to screw me out of it

Fly pauses as he blows a cloud of smoke at Dyson

Fly: it has to eat you alive to know that someone with a ?drug addled brain? won something with your name attached to it

Dyson just stares blankly back at Fly, looking him right in his eyes with an intense look of anger

Fly: but I won the match so its time for you to live up to your end of the bargain

Dyson: Fine???..name it

Fly: Next week at High Voltage, there is going to be a ?Soulfly Bong Challenge? match, and before I tell you whos in it, let me explain the rules, Ultimate Submission, 30 minute limit, if theirs a tie, 15 minute sudden death overtime, it theirs still a tie then its over no contest, the ring is going to be encased by??.a giant bong?

Tito: This man has really lost his lid

Bill: don?t doubt the man, he knows what hes doing

Fly: The competitors will have to enter through the bowl piece

Crowd laughs

Fly: And once their in, it closes, and theirs no way in, no way out, until the match ends, and just for fun, at the top of the chamber, will be a random motherfucker, who sits and throws weapons into the ring, for a little added excitement

Fly pauses as he tosses his roach out of the ring

Fly: and their will be two competitors??myself???.and Nathan Melvin?.

Crowd pops

Fly: for the TKOW Heavyweight Championship

Bill: see I told you, this man is a genius

Tito: so Melvin versus Fly for the title next week on High Voltage

Bill: what a wish!!!

Tito: what a match we have next week!!!

Dyson slowly backs away from Fly, not letting his eyes off of him, he makes a motion with his right hand in the air, at that instance from behind Fly and Miranda the rest of Inner Circle enter the ring, X and Gideon jump Fly from behind, Tsunami and Deathwatch strike Miranda from behind, Sean and Madison take a steel chair from Greg and Dreadnaught, as the others pick Fly and Miranda up, as they both get leveled with the chairs

Tito: RJ is calling for more carnage

Bill: that?s what happens when you cross the boss

Tito: I thought you were a Soulfly fan

Bill: I am, but he crossed the line making fun of Mr. Dyson

X and Gideon pull Fly back to his feet, as Tsu and deathwatch pull Miranda to hers, allowing Sean to hit a Twist of Fate on Fly as Madison hits ?Mrs. Feel good (Arm trap neck breaker) on Miranda

Tito: now that?s enough

Bill: and here comes the cavalry

Extreme Killer Phil and Varrick Thorne lead the rest of Damage Inc., En Jin, Twiddler, Zombie, Steele, and a trailing Pyscho as they storm the ring, Dyson and his Inner Circle bail out of the ring just as DI slides in the ring

Tito: all these alliances, Inner Circle, Damage Inc, the firm, mayhem syndicate, Team punishement, sooner or later its going to get ugly

Bill: and as soon as right now we?re going to commercial

*commercial break*

RJ Dyson is seen pacing back and forth in his office. The Inner Circle stands about him, nursing their wounds. RJ sits on his desk, his long white hair dripping and cast down low over his face. He grips his desk and scans the faces before him.

RJ: Deathwatch?.I can?t even stand to look at them anymore?.take them out.

Deathwatch snaps into action! She wraps her hand around Tsunami?s throat, squeezes tight and throws her into the wall with such force the wall buckles and cracks. Dreadnaught lunges at Deathwatch to protect his master, but Deathwatch catches him in the throat with one of her bladed claws opening up a huge bleeding gash! Deathwatch hefts the behemoth up onto her shoulders as he chokes on his own blood and dumps him into the hallway?.followed by Tsunami. As Deathwatch returns from her task, RJ smiles lightly and closes the door on their beaten, bleeding forms. The Inner Circle members look on in surprise.

RJ: No worries?just an executive decision I?ve been meaning to make. (pauses and glances at the camera)?and speaking of executive decisions?.I think I should like to make one more before the night is through.

Gideon (piping up): It better have something to do with that assjack Soulfly! Who does he think he is putting his hands on me in front of all my fans?!

Boos eminate from the arena seats, and Gideon is the only one who appears agitated by them. Sean smiles wickedly and approaches RJ. His movements are measured, and his smile is predatory.

Sean: It?s clear that Soulfly has far exceeded his allotment of second chances?

RJ: ?yes?.far exceeded?

Sean: Seeing as how I used to run this place, I was wondering if I may give you a bit of?.hmmm?. ?administrative advice??.

RJ (intrigued): Do tell.

Sean: Well, it hasn?t exactly been made public yet, but everyone in the back knows Icarus is going under the knife very soon and has requested a leave of absence. This leaves Soulfly without a co-holder of the tag team championships. And given the lackluster state of the tag team division as of late we simply cannot allow this. No?.in this instance I think its imperative that Soulfly be appointed a tag team partner.

RJ: Delicious?of course, in making such a decision I have to be fair and unbiased despite Soulfly?s transgressions.

Sean (holding back a chuckle): Of course!

RJ looks back at Deathwatch. He looks back at Sean.

Sean: Unstable?psychotic, quite difficult to work with?I was gonna say me but she may complement him?(still stifling a laugh)

X: I like this!

RJ gets up and walks over to his sister. He puts his fingers underneath her chin?.she remains distant. RJ continues to look at her strangely for a moment as the scene fades.


*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: Earlier today, this is what G-Unit had to say about his match coming up next.

The camera's turn to the black and they see G-Unit, and Courtney Storm getting out of the Baby Blue Escalade and the fans go crazy as G-Unit laughs. Suddenly Hoops Jackson runs up to G-Unit.

Hoops]-Um G-Unit can I get a couple of questions.

G-Unit]-Yeah I'm in a damn good mood right know so spill it.

Hoops]-Yes , G-Unit how do you fell about The Kid and his problems as of late and how are you going to deal with it?

G-Unit]-All I got to say is by the time I come out of this arena tonight your going to already have witnessed the final match of The Kid so tonight if you were smart Kid and Greg Quinnell I'd, Watch, Yo, Back, BITCHES!

G-Unit and Courtney Storm both laugh as they enter the arena the camera's cut back to the ring.

Bill: Hmmm, big words. My man Kid's standing by backsatge though, let's see how he responds.

In the back we have Kid who is in front of a camera and he has something to say.

Kid- I'm engaged and I reunited with mom and dad, but now I have seen the light... tonight tkow changes forever! I have a tag match and I will be teaming with Greg Quinnell and I know that I will leave my mark on Amazing and G-Unit! Like I said, tkow will change... forever! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

From the right of the Kid comes Twister and he looks at Kid who stands there.

Kid- What the hell do u want?

Twister doesnt answer, but starts laughing and Kid watches in anger. Twister then walks away and Kid stares at him in anger.

Kid- Fucken asshole! Now I have a match... and it's next! Kid has spoken!

Two fueds, one match!
Greg Quinnell and The Kid vs. G-Unit and Danny Amazing

The arena is going nutz as "Stunt 101" by 50-Cent feat. G-Unit blares in the Dunkin Donuts Center as G-Unit and Danny Amazing make there way to the ring!

(Jakes) Tito I think that this is gonna be the sleeper match of the night!

As G-Unit and Danny Amazing are taking in the crowd in Providence Rhode Island "Runnin (Dying to live)" by Notorious B.I.G. and 2-Pac blare in the arena as The Kid and Greg Quinnel come running into the ring as The Kid spears G-Unit punching him in the face until Amazing kicks him off!

(Tito) Already an explosive beginning to this tag match!
Jakes I have just been informed by the bosses in the back that this match is now a no DQ Tornado Tag match!

The Kid and G-Unit start brawling with each other as Danny Amazing picks up Greg Quinnel and gives him a sidewalk slam!

Danny goes to pick up Greg only to be met with an uppercut to the jaw but as the Kid and G-Unit are battling G bashes The Kid in the gut with a knee then proceeds to give him a snap suplex!

(Tito) Man we have a barnburner of a match folks!

(Jakes) Tito all I care about is seeing G-Unit and Danny Amazing win this match!

Greg Quinnel side steps a side kick from Danny effectively planting Danny with a standing dropkick!

The Kid sees what Greg did and throws G-Unit headfirst into the steel steps then runs into the ring to help Greg give Danny a double stalling brainbuster suplex!

The Kid then jumps onto the top ropes looking into the crowd while doing John Cena's "You can't see me" Taunt then jumps off the ropes doing a moonsault onto Danny Amazing.
As The Kid is getting up G-Unit goes to throw a clothesline at him but Kid ducks making G-Unit hit Danny Amazing making him go flying over the top ropes to the arena floor!
As G-Unit looks at what he did to Danny Amazing, The Kid gives G-Unit a lowblow then gives him a release german suplex sending the capacity crowd into a frenzy.

The Kid then gets G-Unit up and goes to give a hurricaranna but G-Unit just falls down to the mat sending The Kid into a fit pounding Unit in the face with stiff punches yelling out "DON"T HATE, DON"T HATE SUCKA" then he gets off and picks him up and gives him a Tommy Hawk( Reverse outsiders edge into a jumping stunner) then out of nowhere Danny Amazing runs into the ring clotheslining Greg to ringside then as the ref is tending to Greg, Danny jumps to the outside onto Greg!

(Jakes) Awesome match folks!

(Tito) This match has totally exceeded my expectations!

The Kid then begins to give G-Unit a punch combo and then out of nowhere he hits the Sweet Chin Rap (Sweet Chin Music) and goes for the pinfall
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2...................
3.
Danny pulls the ref out of the ring and clobbers him then he grabs a steel chair and slides it under the ropes into the ring then G-Unit picks it up ands smacks The Kid in the head with it then picks up Kid and gives him a piledriver onto the chair!

(Jakes) Yessss baby that?s it!
Wait what the frig is going on with the lights why are the flickering?

As everyone in the arena look confused the Khaostron shows a logo a very strange looking logo then when the smoke clears from all the pyro bells begin to toll as "Hells Bells" by ACDC hitz the arena as Rhode Island's Clench comes running to ringside giving G-Unit a Clench-5!

Clench then runs into the ring ducking under a clothesline by Danny Amazing then grabbing both Danny and Greg giving them both a double chokeslam!

Clench then rolls out of the ring helping The Kid place G-Unit onto the announcers table then Kid jumps into the ring onto the top ropes crashing him and G-Unit through the table with an elbow drop!

In the ring Danny Amazing rolls over onto Greg Quinnel for the pin
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Winners: G-Unit and Danny Amazing

(Tito) Wow Folks I can't describe to you at home what just went down!
Jakes that had to be the most shocking moment I have seen in a while!

(Jakes) Tito that was a match that I loved and not just because the winners I picked won!

As G-Unit is being helped up The Kid grabs him and sends him into the ring where Clench picks him up and puts him into a standing Bearhug then falling backwards as Kid hits a DDT onto a steel chair!

Clench and The Kid stand up look at each other than shake hands as the Team Punishment logo appears on the Khaostron!
(Tito) I think we have seen the newest member of Team Punishment!

(Jakes) You don' think...

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Grudge match
Terminator vs. Koji Sasuke

*Alive by P.O.D hits*

Tito- Out comes Terminator! Well, he is looking for his first win as he was screwed a couple of times and Kid beat him once.

Bill- Matter of fact, owned him!

Tito- Shut up! Well, this match should be a hell of a match and it will be no holds barred so anything goes!

*Dream On hits by Aerosmith*

Lights turn off.

Tito- Bill ... before you have smart remarks to say about the lights, this always happens when Sasuke is coming out!

Bill- Well, when will it turn back on?

Lights turn back on and Terminator is standing in the middle of the ring looking toward the entrance and Sasuke is not there. Referee shrugs and begins to count Sasuke out.

1...2...3...4...5

Bill- Damn, that bitch! He is going to be counted out, again!

6...7...8

Tito- What the hell is this! It's Sasuke!

Sasuke comes from under the ring and slides into the ring with a steel chair and stand behind Terminator and the referee. Referee counts to 10 and then turns around noticing that Sasuke was in the ring and then looks at Terminator who is celebrating with his arms in the air and the referee shakes his head. Terminator turns around in confusion and Sasuke nails Terminator in the head with the steel chair. Sasuke then takes the pin on Terminator!

1...2 but Terminator gets his right shoulder up.

Bill- That sneaky motherfucker almost beat Terminator!

Tito- Well... you have to admit, that was a great plan on his part!

Bill- I think Terminator should be the winner since the referee finished the count-out!

Tito- Well Bill, Sasuke got in the ring from behind them so he didn't realize it.

Bill- Eh!

Sasuke picks the chair up and sits it up and then picks Terminator to his feet and begins slamming his head against the sitting chair busting open the forehead of Terminator. Sasuke gives Terminator a vicious clothesline knocking Terminator flat on his back. Sasuke picks Terminator up and sits him up on the chair as blood drips down the face of Terminator. Sasuke runs to the ropes and comes back giving Terminator a drop kick knocking Terminator backwards with the chair.

Bill- Well, this Sasuke man surprised me! I didn't know he had this in him.

Tito- I agree! He is handing it to Terminator!

Bill- Damn right!

Terminator is flat on his back with blood dripping down his face. Sasuke stands over Terminator looking at him and thinking of what else to do to him. Sasuke smiles and leaves the ring and goes under the ring and pulls out a metal pipe. Sasuke smiles at it and slides into the ring with it.

Tito- Oh man! I wonder what Sasuke is planning to do with that pipe!

Bill- I'm starting to love this mans attitude!

Sasuke picks up Terminator and puts him against the turnbuckle in a standing position. Sasuke goes to the turnbuckle opposite of Terminator and then runs at him trying to nail Terminator right in the head with the pipe, but Terminator ducks and counters with a vicious sphere to Sasuke. Terminator lies on top of Sasuke and the referee shrugs and counts the pin.

1...2 but Sasuke pops out.

Terminator rolls off of Sasuke and crawls to the turnbuckle and uses the turnbuckle to help himself to his feet. Sasuke gets to his feet holding onto his ribs. Sasuke grabs the chair and closes it and then walks up to Terminator in anger.

Bill- Look at Sasuke! He has the crazy look in his eyes!

Tito- I just don't think this is fair! Terminator isn't even 100 percent ready after his last man standing match against Kid!

Bill- What!? Terminator offered this challenge and this kind of match! So whatever he gets, he deserves!

Tito- It's nice how you changed from being on Terminators side to being with Sasuke!

Bill- I never sided with that Arnold Schwazzanger man! Hell, I voted for that midget in Florida!

Tito- Oh, shut up! I voted for that porno star, though.

Bill and Tito laugh and stop immediately after what happened in the ring. Sasuke runs at Terminator as Terminator gets to his feet. Sasuke swings the chair at Terminator, but Terminator fell to his knees out of exhaustion. The chair bounces off the top turnbuckle and hits him right back in his own face. Sasuke stood there for a second staring into the fans and then fell flat on his back. Terminator got to his feet and gives Sasuke a leg drop. Terminator takes the pin on Sasuke.

1...2 but Sasuke pops out.

Terminator rolls off of Sasuke and rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs the steel steps and throws it into the ring. Terminator gets to the top turnbuckle and jumps off nailing a frog splash. Terminator rolls off of Sasuke holding onto his ribs in pain as Sasuke lies on his back holding onto his ribs in pain as well.

Tito- Wow, these two men are making this match a hell of a match!

Bill- I know and at first, I thought this match was going to be the nap time match for me.

Bill- Amen!

Terminator gets to his feet holding onto his ribs in pain and he picks Sasuke up and gives him a belly to belly suplex and Sasuke lands right on top of the steel steps. Terminator then signals for the end. Terminator picks Sasuke up and puts him in the F5 position.

Bill- He is going to give Sasuke the F5 right on top of the steel steps! This could be the end!

Terminator goes to hit the F5, but Sasuke counters the move into a tornado DDT right onto the steel steps. Sasuke and Terminator are both flat on their backs inside of the ring.

Tito- Terminator has blood dripping down his forehead like a fucken waterfall!

Bill- What a match! I can't believe I'm saying that! What's this? The referee is counting both men out as both men are flat on their backs.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7 Sasuke crawls to the ropes and gets himself to his feet and the referee stops the count.

Sasuke is stalking Terminator who is slowly trying to get to his feet.

Bill- I have a feeling this is going to be the end for the govenator!

Terminator gets to his feet and spins around and Sasuke spits the mist, but Terminator falls to one knee from exhaustion and the mist misses!

Tito- Wow, the exhaustion helped Terminator escape, once again! Now saving him from the mist!

Sasuke looks at Terminator in anger as mist drips down his chin. Terminator who is drenched in blood tries getting himself to his feet. Sasuke picks Terminator up and goes to clothesline him, but Terminator ducks. Sasuke then turns around and Terminator hits him with the RKO!

Tito- Pin him! If Terminator gets the pin in, he'll win!

Bill- He can't do it, he's also knocked out flat on his back and the referee is counting them out, again!

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8

Bill- Look! Out comes Funzo! He hates the Federation and he is out for Terminator!

Funzo slides into the ring and picks up the steel chair and waits for Terminator to get to his feet. Sasuke gets to his feet and Terminator gets up right in front of Sasuke. Funzo swings the chair at Terminator, but Terminator ducks and Funzo nails Sasuke right in the head with it knocking Sasuke flat on his back. Terminator grabs Funzo and gives him the F5 right onto the steel steps. Terminator then crawls and takes the pin on Sasuke.

Bill- Hasta la vista baby!

1...2...3! Terminator wins!

Winner: Terminator

Tito- Terminator did it! He really defied the odds!

Bill- Ha, I knew it! Dumb clown! Ha, ha, ha! Look at the clown holding onto his ribs! I wish their broken! Terminator made the Federation proud as he takes out Funzo the clown who was a big Federation hater!

Tito- Wait a damn second, you picked Sasuke to win! Oh whatever! Now that was one great match and we have more coming up!

Bill- What? I had Terminator the whole time!

Tito- You tell yourself that, Bill.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Guess who's Back?
Victoria Secret vs. Madison Dyson (Non-title)

Jackie O.: Nookie" The lights in the arena dim to black.. soon the megatron appears.. and Intro music of V.S echo's loudly over the PA system. Pink and blue strobe lights fill the arena.. and then commence into one at the top of the ramp. Victoria suddenly makes her appearance. V.S walks into the light and begins to grind. Heading down the ramp.. the light stays centered on her as she seductively touches all over herself.
Heading up the ring steps.. the arena lights come back on.. and Victoria enters through the second and third ropes. She goes to the center ring and starts to grind some more. V.S goes to all four corners and does a teaseful dance for all in attendance. Victoria then leans back calmly in the corner and awaits for her opponent to arrive.

"Feel Good" by (hed)PE with Serj from System of a Down and Morgan from Kittie hits and Madison walks down to the ring with her title slung over her shoulder. She turns around and points back at the entranceway.

The arena goes dark as though on cue and the harsh grating beat of "Severed" by Kittie hits. The Megatron comes alive with a white, doll like mask set against a black background. Little streams of blood begin to pour out of the eyes, nose and mouth of the mask. Suddenly, the mask explodes and images of death, war, destruction, disease...images of desiccated corpses, destroyed buildings, blood, violence, evil death! Deathwatch steps out from the back and follows Madison to the ring. Madison gets in and starts trash talking to Victoria as Deathwatch stands silently at ringside.

Tito: Now, what?s she doing here?! This seems like it?s going to be a handicap match more than anything else?

Victoria tries to keep her eyes on both women when Richard Head enters the ring with a mic in hand.

Richard: I?ve just received word that this match has been made into a no-disqualification match!

Bill: Hmmm?.wonder who made that little change?

Tito: OH come on!

Victoria, realizing the implications of this, Victoria attacks Madison and throws her to the mat. Victoria mounts Madison and starts to pound her face furiously as the bell rings. Victoria pulls Madison to her feet by her hair and Madison screams out in pain. Victoria whips Madison into the corner and hits a running clothesline on her?.followed by a bulldog into the center of the ring.

Tito: Victoria?s looking good!

Bill: Well duh!

Victoria picks Madison up, but Madison replies with a blow to Victoria?s stomach. She hits a snap mare on Victoria and follows it up with a headlock. Victoria fights her way to her feet, elbowing Madison to break the hold. Victoria runs to the ropes and performs a diving takedown on Madison! She picks Madison up again and hits her with the It?s a Secret!

Tito: It?s over already!

Deathwatch gets in the ring and she kicks Victoria in the face to get her off of Madison.

Bill: Guess this is where the stipulation comes in.

Deathwatch rocks Victoria with an uppercut, boots her in the stomach and picks her up with a powerbomb. Deathwatch still latches on to Victoria and then delivers a repeat powerbomb! The ref looks desperately knowing there is nothing he can do. Deathwatch then drills Victoria for a third powerbomb?.and then a fourth!!

Tito: Victoria is going to be snapped in half! For godsakes ref make it stop!

Madison sinks into the corner cackling and tugging at her hair as Deathwatch repeatedly slams Victoria to the mat with powerbomb after powerbomb!! Finally, Deathwatch finishes the attack with a final sit out powerbomb. Victoria curls up in agony and starts to spit up blood. Madison dives for the cover and the ref makes the count with a pained expression on his face?1?2?3?

Winner: Madison Dyson

Tito: Thank God its over?would you look at poor Victoria, she might have internal injuries after that assault from that freakish Deathwatch.

Suddenly, Miranda and Soulfly tear out from the back! Miranda beats on Madison, kitting her with a stiff kick to the side of the head that sends Madison scuttling to the outside. Deathwatch moves to attack Miranda but Soulfly stands in front of his girl and stares down Deathwatch. Deathwatch stops an inch from Soulfly and returns his glare.

Tito: What if RJ pulls this BS for Miranda?s title match at Christmas Chaos?!

Bill: And what if Deathwatch and Soulfly can?t co-exist as tag team champions?!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

[TKOW Board]

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Hollywood's in town!
Josh Hollywood vs. Ghalleon

Tito Poppi: And now, we bring you a very exciting match-up of two young up and comers looking straight into the face of the road into their TKOW career. For Ghalleon and Josh Hollywood, it starts here.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Cram your pie-hole with that prophecy shit Tito.

Tito Poppi: I thought we talked about this Bill, no more snotty stuff. It?s time for you to get over your PMS.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: What was that you wannabe?

Tito Poppi: Oh forget it Bill, just watch the match?I don?t like to argue with people whose brain is smaller than their penis.

The lights dim, and spotlights with star patterns begin strobing around the entire building. "Evolution" by Machinehead sounds, and immediately, there is an outrage of boos and jeers. A long red carpet is then rolled out, and a man comes out from the curtains, wearing a black robe embroiled with gold. His name being Josh Hollywood. He walks down the ramp way, lending his hand out for a fan to clap. The fan goes to clap, but Josh draws his hand back, laughing. He gets into the ring, and removes the robe, revealing some small black tights with a star on the backside, reading in the inside his name. He also wears the traditional knee pads, boots, elbow pads, and wrist bands, and a golden necklace. Hollywood then poses on the turnbuckle, and waits for his opponent, Ghalleon.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Oh this kid?s good. He looks just like me. I bet that fan?s crying right now.

Tito Poppi: Stop over constipating Bill?..Oh, I?m very sorry, I was supposed to say ?Over-Compensating?. My script was typed wrong. I mean, forget what I said, no, don?t listen to me?lets go back to the entrance?

The corporate ministry music hits the PA system while the zodiac symbols occasionally flash across the screen. The arena goes dark and purple lights appear surrounding the entrance?smoke comes out of the entrance-way clouding it up?Ghalleon then walks out with a silver-armor and a white cape. He walks to the ring looking at Hollywood with a deadly stare. He gets into the ring and prepares to start the match.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: He sucks.

Tito Poppi: Wow Bill, two words, how ultra-smart of you.

Ghalleon and Hollywood tie it up in the middle of the ring. Hollywood gets in a cheap shot to Ghalleon?s kidney and get the upper hand. He throws Ghalleon into the corner and kicks him in the stomach over and over again. Ghalleon falls down toward the bottom rope in a heap. Hollywood continues to kick him until the ref clings onto Hollywood?s back for him to stop. Hollywood backs off for a little and taunts the fans by pointing and Ghalleon and laughing at him and laughing at the fans. Hollywood comes back to find Ghalleon not in the corner, he turns around and Ghalleon hits him right in the head with a big right hand. He punches Hollywood once and lifts him up over his head, and delivers a horrifying gutbuster. Hollywood screams on the ground in pain while Ghalleon just watches, looking amused.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: That was sick. Ghalleon just broke Hollywood?s guts with that one.

Tito Poppi: Wow Bill?you can?t break guts. They?re organs that flex. Use your brain. However small it may be.

Ghalleon gets on the ground and puts Hollywood in a camel-clutch. Hollywood writhes and screams in pain while Ghalleon just keeps the hold on him. The ref finally tells Ghalleon to let go. Ghalleon gets up and kicks Hollywood in the stomach just to tease him. Ghalleon picks Hollywood up and delivers another sickening gutbuster to Hollywood. Ghalleon looks at the corner, and walks over to it, he climbs up to the top rope. He sets himself up?he jumps off and BAM! Ghalleon misses his target in Hollywood and lands right on the mat attempting to do a corkscrew mooonsault.

Tito Poppi: That had to sicken the audience, just like a picture of Bill?s momma?

The referee begins to count to ten while the two men begin to get up?

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Tito Poppi: The match may come out as a draw finally?big turnaround for Ghalleon, who looked like he had it won.

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NO! Hollywood is up, Ghalleon is up. They look at each other with a dead-eye stare. Hollywood opens his mouth and smiles?all of a sudden the lights go off in the arena and boos echo throughout. A light shines up at the rafters, where a wrestler is looking down at the match holding a bat. The arena begins to scream in excitement. The crowd seems to think it?s Sting?The lights come back on, and no trace of the wrestler exists?Hollywood pounces on Ghalleon unexpectedly and cuts him right open, Ghalleon begins to bleed from his head as Hollywood has the look of a madman. Hollywood sets Ghalleon up for ?The Spotlight?, Ghalleon kicks Hollywood in the stomach as a last attempt and pushes Hollywood off?Hollywood wanders, dazed, into the corner and turns around right into a Raganok from Ghalleon. Ghalleon goes for the pin.

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Winner: Ghalleon

Tito Poppi: Interesting turn of events for this new guy, I see a bright future in him. He looks like a young Slare, but bigger.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Ahh, and I wanted to inform everyone that the ?Slare? club, has now officially become the ?Headless Slare? club.

Tito Poppi: Jesus Bill, you?re still not over that little hellfreak?

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Don?t you make fun of him you big meanie.

?Fuck Tha Police? by NWA hits the PA system and the lights dim out?the Yardie logo fades into the screen and the music brakes down and pictures start to fade across the screen of murders, drivebys, drugs , and other things?a reporters voice is heard across the PA System ?Another murder occurred in the North London area today?The victim??Lora Dawson??all evidence points to a notorious street gang?the Yardies?? The music starts back up again s green and yellow fireworks erupt from the stage and from the ceiling??Solomon K runs to the ring with chair in hand. He gets into the ring and hits the unexpecting Ghalleon straight over the head and starts to badmouth him on the ground. He taunts the crowd by hitting Ghalleon in the stock with another chairshot and grabs a mic

Solomon K.: Oh yeah,, you better believe it that Solomon K. is here. You think I would let myself not appear on this show, yeah right. You all liked that shot to Ghalleon?s head, it was perfect, just perfect, of course?I didn?t come out here for him?Hollywood is everything in the world I don?t like, tucked into one little package for the beating?Remember I told you all I would choose a target?here he is?

Solomon K. flashes a sick smile for the camera and points at Hollywood?he beckons for Hollywood to get up, Hollywood gets up and turns around to be bet with a shot at his head with a steel chair. Solomon K. begins to beat on Hollywood on the ground, he puts Hollywood?s head between the steel chairs back and sitting space, he turns to the crowd, to boos?He gets onto the top rope and nods his head and screams ?You Better Believe It??He jumps off the rope to land on the steel chair crushing Hollywood?s head?Hollywood screams in pain for a brief second?and passes out, blood rushes through his mouth and onto the canvas as EMT?s rush to the ring?

Tito Poppi: I thought this kid was the future of TKOW, the brightest thing to come by?Now, all I know is he?s the sickest thing here?

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Oh yeah, that?s what I?m talkin? about! Action?Hospital?You gotta love it!

Tito Poppi: We?ll be right back after this commercial! If you haven?t seen what?s happened?the world is praying for Josh Hollywood tonight.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Custom Championship - No DQ
Nova ? vs. Twiddler

Tito: Well up next is the no DQ Custom Title match.

Bill: Yeah, we have Nova, the current champ, going up against?.

Bill squints his cue card, rubbing his eyes.

Bill: ?Ugh?. Zombie Twiddler? That can?t be right?

Tito: But it is, Bill. The Twiddler has indeed been zombified?

Bill shrugs nonchalantly.

Bill: Well, stranger things have happened, like you getting laid on prom night.

Tito: Let?s just call the match? Well first up is the challenger, Twiddler!

"Fishehead" by Barnes and Barnes plays as funky coloured strobe lights pan the crowds. Twiddler then comes out riding a scooter, accompanied by Mike, Sparky, and Quackers.

Tito: Talk about redefining the word ?odd?. Twiddler is the most unpredictable man in TKOW.

Bill: You know, we should really put a cap on the whack-jobs we hire in this company.

Tito: Well, you?d be out of a job then?

Bill: ?..

Tito: Don?t know what to say now, eh?

Bill: ??

Tito: Speechless eh?

Bill: Ugh?? penis?.

Tito: Wow, you are so enlightened. Anyway, here?s the champ, Nova!

?Don?t Stay? by Linkin Park blares over the speakers. A Huge pyro goes off and Nova comes out to the ring. He is booed the whole way down until he pits into the audience. He jumps over the top rope strait into a another booming pyro.

Tito: well this should be a classic straight up brawl? Ok, I?m lying. This one is gonna be odder than a pet ?coon.

The two men lock up in the middle of the ring with Twiddler showing his superior strength, pushing Nova into the corner. Twiddler then proceeds to beat Nova down with a series of heavy right hands. With Nova slumped in the corner, The Twiddler grabs his head and knocks on it, putting his ear up against it.

Bill: What the hell is he doing?

Tito (laughing): I think he?s checking to see if Nova has any brains!

Bill: Brains? Why?

Tito: Zombies eat brains, duh!

Bill: Well in that case, your head would be the equivalent of a Zombie-Ethiopia.

Tito (shaking his head): ?.I can see the angry letters being written as we speak?.

Twiddler then looks at the fans and shrugs his shoulders, indicating that he didn?t find anything. The fans laugh as the Twiddler slaps Nova in the back of the head. He continues to do so until Nova gets to his knees. Nova then delivers a brutal low blow, sending Twiddler to his knees.

Tito: Well, it is a no DQ match? Still, that was just plain wrong.

Nova gets to his feet and hits a drop kick to Twiddler?s face. Twiddler goes down as Nova scaled the ropes and it?s a top rope leg drop. He then goes outside and retrieves a steel chair. As he slides back in the ring, the Twiddler hits a baseball slide, sending the chair back into Nova?s face. Twiddler gets to the outside and looks under the ring where he procures 2 panes of glass. He slides them into the ring, but is then met with a round house from Nova, knocking him down. Nova gets the chair and sets it up on Twiddler's ankle. He then stomps on the chair, causing it to close on Twiddler?s ankle. Twiddler screams in pain as Nova repeats the maneuver. Nova slides Twiddler back in the ring and quickly hits him with a scoop slam. Nova then locks in a side head lock and yells out of pure intensity. All of a sudden, Nova?s intense screams of determination turn to screams of pain as Twiddler starts to bite Nova?s arm. Nova lets go of the hold, but Twiddler continues to clamp on Nova?s arm. Nova tries to beat him off of him, but Twiddler?s bite is too strong. Soon enough, Nova?s arm starts to trickle with blood. Twiddler finally releases his hold as Nova slumps into the corner in horror.

Bill: Ban this idiot from the ring! Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?! Maybe the WWE would want him, but not TKOW!

Tito: In all fairness, it is a no DQ match?
Twiddler sets up the glass panes as he props them up against opposite corners. He then runs at Nova who is slumped in another corner and drives his boot into his face. He does it again and again, until Nova slumps completely onto the mat.

Tito: What a boot scraping that was!

Twiddler then picks Nova up and Irish whips him into one of the corners with the glass pane. Nova reverses the move and instead sends Twiddler hurtling into the pane. At the last second, Twiddler puts on the brakes and stops inches away from the pane. He turns around just as Nova charges at him. Nova hits a spear, sending Twiddler?s back right through the glass pane. ?Holy shit? chants erupt through the crowd.

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Nova goes for the cover as Twiddler?s back is covered in blood.

Tito: It?s over. 1??2?.. No! He kicks out!

Nova lifts Twiddler up and hits a DDT. He then looks at the remaining glass pane, set up in the opposite corner of the ring. Nova Irish whips Twiddler into the second pane, only to have Twiddler put on the breaks once more. Nova taps his head, indicating ?intelligence? and charges at Twiddler. Just as Twiddler turns around, he side steps a charging Nova, and hits a drop toe-hold, sending Nova crashing and breaking the pane of glass face first. Nova grabs his face which is bloodied as the fans give a standing ?holy shit? chant, yet again.

Fans: HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!

Twiddler lifts up a bloodied Nova and hit his ?Twiddle-Bomb? (Power-bomb into an X-Factor). He then goes for the cover.

Tito: 1?..2??3! Yes, it?s over! Twiddler wins! He?s the new Custom Champ!

Winner and new Custom Champion: Twiddler

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Six-ways to Hell
Clench, Twister and ??? vs. Soulfly, Extreme Killer Phil and Varrick Thorne

Tito: Our next match is worthy of a main-event slot!

Bill: Like my penis is worthy of your mom?s slot?

Tito: I warned you, dip-shit!

Tito takes a swing at Bill, hitting him directly in the face. Bill goes down and is knocked out cold as the fans pop huge. Tito wipes his hands on his jacket.

Tito: Sorry folks, but there?s only so much I can take. Anyway, what a match we have here. We have Team Punishment, taking on Damage Inc. Boy, if one thing is for sure, it?s that this will only add fuel to TKOW?s ?Faction War? as of late. Here come Team Punishment, but where?s their partner?

More Human Than Human hits the speakers as Clench and Twister walk out, each with an ice-pick in hand. The fans pop huge as they each raise the ice-pick above their heads.

Tito: What a reaction we?re getting for Clench!

The fans are deafening as both men make their way to the ring. Suddenly, Damage Inc. by Metallica hits the speakers as a chorus of boo?s erupt throughout the arena. Extreme Killer Phil, Soulfly, and Varrick Thorne strut to the ring, arrogantly as the fans continue to boo.

Tito: I have not seen 3 more hated men in TKOW, ever!

Fans begin to throw objects as the three men cuss as various fans. One fan jumps the railing and tries to attack Soulfly. Soulfly takes down the fan easily and starts pounding on his head, along with Thorne and Phil, before security can haul the fan away. The three men finally make their way to the ring as the fans erupt with a chant.

Fans: Assholes! Assholes! Assholes!

Phil grins as Soulfly is busy cussing out a nearby fan.

Soulfly: Yeah? Yeah? Why don?t you get your over-weight ass in this ring? Oh, that?s right, you?re flab is stuck to the God damn seat!

Thorne sits atop the turnbuckle, soaking in the chants.

Tito: Folks, this is absolutely incredible? I have never seen a fan reaction so volatile in my life!

Damage Inc. gets into a huddle as they talk strategy, but Clench and Twister rush the group, taking them down with stiff right hands and a few clotheslines. Soulfly is knocked to the outside by Twister?s clothesline, as Clench sends both Phil and Thorne to the outside, each with a super-kick. The fans pop huge as Clench and Twister stand in the middle of the ring, beckoning for more. On the outside, the three members of DI re-group. The three men spread out, covering different sides of the ring. Phil nods his head as all three men rush into the ring at the same time. Being out-numbered, Clench and Twister are quickly beaten down by DI. Finally, the referee manages to get control of the match, as he signals for the bell and isolates Thorne and Twister in the ring.

Tito: Finally? It looks like Thorne and Twister are officially starting this one off.

Thorne beats Twister down with a series of right hands before nailing him flat on his ass with a stiff clothesline. Thorne quickly pounces on top of Twister and starts ravaging his face with vicious right hands. He then lifts him up and nails a ?Test? neck breaker on Twister. He locks in a sleeper hold as Twister starts to drift away into a daze.

Tito: Wow, Thorne is dominant in the ring thus far?

The fans start to chant for Twister, feeding him energy. Twister starts to shake as he gets to one knee. He delivers a series of elbows to Thorne?s sternum, who finally relinquishes the hold. Twister runs against the ropes but is caught once more in another sleeper hold. However, this time, Twister quickly reverses it and Judo flips Thorne over his hip. He follows up with a stiff kick to Thorne?s spine, who cringes but barely moves. Twister looks at the fans before nailing Thorne with an ever stiffer kick to Thorne?s spine.

Tito: That would paralyze a normal human being!

Thorne grimaces but slowly gets to his feet. He stands up straight and receives a hard chop from Twister. Thorne just closes his eyes and breaths in deeply, absorbing the pain. Twister chops once more to the same effect.

Tito: I?ve never see anything like this! It looks like Thorne is simply shrugging off the pain!

Twister attempts another chop, but it?s blocked. Thorne hits a chop of his own, causing the young Twister to take a step back. Thorne charges Twister and nails a running neck breaker. Thorne gets to his feet, grins at the fallen Twister and tags in Soulfly. Soulfly enters the ring and quickly starts stomping on Twister. He props Twister against the ropes and hits a stiff uppercut, sending Twister almost over the ropes. He takes a step back and hits another uppercut, this time causing Twister?s mouth to bleed. He swings Twister against the ropes and hits a jumping knee attack. Twister is on the mat, struggling to breath as Soulfly lifts him up and hits a brain buster into a pin.

Tito: 1?2?..No! Twister kicks out once more.

Soulfly starts to mock Twister as he slaps him in the face a few times. He then lifts him up again, but Twister manages to nail a desperation uppercut, sending Soulfly staggering. Twister hurls his body towards Clench, trying to make the tag. Phil enters the ring and runs at Clench who is still on the apron, awaiting the tag. Phil knocks Clench to the outside, leaving Twister no one to tag. Phil gets back on the apron as Clench storms the ring. The referee sees this and stops Clench from entering. Soulfly takes advantage and swings Twister into the Damage Inc. turnbuckle, while he takes a breather. Phil and Thorne work on Twister as they choke him and nail him with stiff punches. They then hold his arms as Soulfly nails a splash on Twister. The referee finally turns his back, back onto the action only to see the DI members standing innocently. Soulfly continues to drive his foot into Twisters neck, as he tags in Phil. Soulfly and Phil double-team Twister, nailing a double suplex. Phil goes for the cover.

Tito: 1?2?..No! The kid still has life in him!

Phil mocks Twister before hitting a scoop slam into a leg drop. He then lifts him up and it?s a Capture Suplex, reminiscent of the days of Taz. He irish whips Twister into the ropes and catches him with a big boot. Phil ascends the second turnbuckle and delivers an elbow drop, connecting with Twisters sternum. He arrogantly walks around the ring as the fans boo. Meanwhile, Bill Jakes comes to and gropes his way to his seat where he is met with another right hand courtesy of Tito. Bill slumps back onto the floor.

Tito: Twister really needs to make that tag?

Phil climbs to the top rope this time and taunts the fans.

Tito: Phil in unfamiliar territory right now?

Twister gets to his feet and lunges at Phil, knocking him down. Phil lands crotch-first on the turnbuckle as he grimaces. Twister drags his body over to his own corner, every move a struggle. He is inches away from the outstretched hand of Clench. Finally, Phil gets on his feet and cuts off the corner, by kicking Twister down. He then gets in Clench?s face, cussing him out. Angered, Clench tries to get into the ring only to be stopped by the ref, yet again. Phil throws Twisters body into the DI corner where he is tripled teamed.

Tito: It?s been all DI, this far. This is unfair though, it?s been a 3 on 2 from the start. Where?s the third partner?

As if on cue, a hard beat starts to play as a familiar voice echo?s through the mic. All of a sudden, The Kid starts to strut down to the ring.

The Kid: Yeah, sorry I?m late,
I know y?all hate to wait
But now I?m here to kick some ass
My wrestling skills, none of you can surpass
Soulfly, Thorne, and even you Phil
You?d better watch out cus the Kid is out to kill?

With that, The Kid drops the mic and runs down towards the ring. He grabs Thorne by the legs and smashes his head on the ring apron. Phil tags in Soulfly and heads to the outside to deal with the Kid as the two duke it out.

Tito: The Kid! The newest member of Team Punishment!

Soulfly irish whips Twister into the turnbuckle and attempts a splash. At the last second, Twister dukes out of the way and hits a quick enzuguri to Soulfly?s head. Both men are down and almost out. Meanwhile, The Kid gets back to his apron as does Phil. All 4 men have outstretched hands, waiting for their respective tags. Twister inches closer and closer to his corner, but Soulfly tries to cut him off. With one last surge of energy, Twister lunges at his corner and makes the tag to Clench.

Tito: Clench is in! Clench is in!

Clench runs in and takes Soulfly out with a clothesline. Thorne and Phil storm the ring, only to be met by Clench?s size 11 boot. Soulfly charges at Clench, only to be monkey flipped to the outside. Clench then grabs Phil and hits three back to back German suplexes. Phil rolls out of the ring in pain. Clench then charges at Thorne who gets a boot up, knocking down Clench.

Tito: Who the hell is the legal man? I think it?s Soulfly!

The referee grabs Thorne and heads him back onto the apron. The legal man, Soulfly gets to his feet and lifts Clench up and nails the ?High Times? a double chokeslam. Soulfly signals for his DDT when all of a sudden a figure rushes in from the audience.

Tito: Jason Fn? Starr! Jason Fn? Starr!

Starr slides into the ring and nails Fly with a clothesline. He lifts him up and hits the Full Moon Fever (Tiger Driver). Starr then drags Clnech over top of Fly before sliding to teh oustide.

Tito: It?s gotta be over!!! Where?s the ref?!

The referee is still lying on the mat, not moving. Clench gets to his knees and shakes the referee to life. Meanwhile on the outside, Starr's duking it out with Soulfly and Thorne. Soulfly and Thorne gain teh advantge and roll satrr back into the ring. The Kid then enters the ring as all the men continue to brawl. The ref desperately tries to regain control. After a few minutes of all out brawling, the ref calls for the bell.

Tito: What's the decision?

The ring announcer grabs the mic.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has thrown this match out!

Winners: No Contest

The crowd boo?s heavily at the decision. Meanwhile in the ring, security enters and tries to end the bedlam.

Bil: Huh, what happened?

Tito: Well, look who's up? We?ll try to get things cleared up here, see you after this, folks!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Tito: We've just gotten word Jenny Juice is trying to get ahold of Ultimate Chaos Champion, David Rave. We'll take you to the back now .

The scene goes to David Rave walking in the parking garage. Jenny Juice quickly runs up to him.

Jenny: David, could I have a moment of your time?

Dave: Sure?seeing as how I actually have the night off for once.

Jenny: David, a lot of fans are calling you one of the greatest TKOW champions of all time. You?ve put on amazing match after amazing match here in TKOW, and always seem to come out on top.

They reach Rave?s rental car. He opens the door and reaches into the car. Jenny sneaks a glance at Rave?s bottom as he leans in and smiles. The fans can be heard laughing and Jenny primps her hair a little bit. Rave gets out of his car holding some change.

Dave: Well?.I?m not sure about the greatest champion. I guess I do alright for myself. (counts the change) Oh, Jenny are you gonna want some nacho?s too?

Jenny (under her breath):?.that?s not what I really want?

Dave (busy counting):?.huh?

Jenny (innocent smile): I said?uh?no thanks nacho?s aren?t what I want?

Dave: How about a hot dog?

Jenny (licking lips): Now that sounds good to me! (regains her composure) Oh?.um, anyway?some fans are even calling for you to become the next TKOW World Champion, surpassing Jason. How do you feel about that?

Dave: Well, that?s kind of a loaded question. I?d love to be champ, but Jay?s come a hell of a long way and I?d hate to take that from him.

Jenny: How about the Cradle of Fear invitational next week? Who do you see as being the next member of your faction?

Dave: Hmmmm?.its tough to tell. With the exception of Gideon and Bob, they?re all pretty new to the game. But, I?m gonna stay on top of it.

Jenny (getting closer to Dave): Your on top of all your matches, not to mention other people?s matches. Can you?.think of anything else you?d like to be on top of?.?

Jenny licks her lips seductively and Dave looks suspicious.

Dave: Miss Juice?.are you trying to seduce me??

Jenny: Wha?.! NO! What would give you that idea?.

Rave purposely pats his Straitedge logo T-shirt and winks at Jenny. He closes his car door and they start away from the car?.when an EXPLOSION IS HEARD! The camera is knocked out of commission.

Tito: MY GOD! What was that?!!

Bill: Jesus, it sounded like an explosion. We?ve gotta get somebody back there.

Tito: Are?David and Jenny alright??

Finally, another crew scrambles to the back. Smog clots the parking garage as a slew of volunteers and medical personnel rush in. Dave and Jenny are ushered out of the smoke, shaken but unharmed. There is much shouting and commotion as the camera pierces the smog and reveals David?s car embroiled in flames! David and Jenny are ushered from the accident scene into a nearby locker room. Three paramedics attend to them and both Jenny and David seem to be having difficulty hearing. RJ Dyson enters the room.

RJ: What the hell is going on here?

Paramedic: The fire department is on its way sir.

RJ (rolling his eyes): Lets try this again?what happened here?!

Paramedic 2: It seems like David Rave?s car blew up?

RJ (to David): Do you know who did this?

David looks confused.

Paramedic 2: He can?t hear you, the blast has temporarily effected his hearing.

RJ: son of a bitch?.(suddenly, his features change and he looks as though he?s had an idea)?.he?s finally living up to his namesake is he?

RJ rushes from the room.

Tito: Finally living up to his namesake? What does that mean?

Bill: I don?t know, but whoever it is they almost killed David Rave and Jenny Juice.

Tito: Who would do such a depraved thing?who would kill for?(stops suddenly)?maybe the same guy who would light a young man?s genitals on fire?.?

Bill: Phil?! Phil?s not this crazy! Besides, I didn?t see him anywhere in the back tonight!

Tito: Yeah, well Bill you?ve never seen breasts before either and that doesn?t mean they aren?t there?.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

UCW Heavyweight Championship
Nathan Melvin ? vs. D-Matic

Bill: Man, this night is crazy so far.

Tito: Well Bill, it's about to get a little worse fr you. You see, I have a little surprise here...

Playboy: Early Christmas gift...?

Tito: You could call it that...

Click Click Boom starts to play as The Firm (Legend, Vega, Shogun and Suga) enter the arena...the crowd explodes as they make their way to ringside slapping the hands of the fans along the way...

Playboy: If this is your gift, I need the receipt...this is definitely a gift I don't need...

Tito: Bill...you don't know the half of it yet and it's non-returnable...

Shogun, Suga and Legend take seats at ringside...Vega walks over to the announce table and sits down next to Bill...

Playboy: What are you doing here...?

Vega: Miss me Bill...?

Playboy: Like a dog misses fleas...

Vega: Awwwwww...that's so sweet Bill...

Playboy looks at Vega confused...

Tito: I missed you Vega...

Vega: Thank you Tito...I missed you too...

Playboy (to Tito): Kiss-up...

Rage Dave Sadler's music begins to play as Dave comes out from the back fully concentrated...ignoring the fans...walk right by Tito, Vega and Playboy to the British announce table...taking a seat putting a set of headphones on...

Tito: What is Dave Sadler doing here...

Playboy: Well we do know the history and status of the belt thanks to him...

A large wall of smoke forms infront of the curtain as Sufferer begins to play...D-Matic walks through the smoke carrying a platinum bong...the fans explode...D makes his way to ringside greeting the fans...hands Vega the bong and enters the ring...

Wherever I may Roam by Metallica hits with the arena darkening & blue strobe lights circling the ring as Melvin comes out & makes his way to the ring posing on one of the corners.

The Bell rings...

Tito: For the first time in my life I actually don't know what to expect here...

Playboy: I have to agree with ya Tito...I don't know who to boo here...

Vega: At least you have a choice Bill...I have to cheer D...because he's my teammate...whether I like him or not...I'm just lucky in the fact that I know I don't like Melvin...he's holding the Firm's gold and my Christmas bonus in his hands...

D and Melvin get in each others faces beginning to trashtalk...and go right to exchanging blows...fist for fist...knee for knee...elbow for elbow...

D grabs Melvin and wrestles him down to the ground as they continue rolling around pounding on each other...

The ref pulls both men apart...

Vega: Whatcha doin' ref...they're kickin' each other's butts...let'em hurt each other some more...

Tito: If I didn't know you so well I'd think you actually take pleasure in seeing D in pain...

Vega looks around imitating the perfect l'il angel...

Melvin and D are back to their feet...they lock up...Melvin throws D into the ropes...D comes back leaping over Melvin...Melvin drops and rolls into the ropes coming back with a dropkick to the knee...D goes down...Melvin lifts D...runs up the ropes...tornado bulldog...goes for the pin...

1...

2...

Kickout

Tito: Close one there...

Vega: D may suck but even he ain't that bad...

Melvin gets up...throws D into the ropes...tilt-a-whirl slam...pin...

1...

2...

kickout

Melvin grabs D...lifts him again...Tigerbomb...puts his feet on the ropes behind the refs back...pin...

Vega: Wait a minute...no way Ref...not that way...look...

1...

2...

Legend gets out of his seat hops up to the apron pointing out Melvin's feet to the ref...

Melvin gets up...comes over to Legend and shoves him...Legend hangs on to the rope with one hand...springs back with a fist in Melvin's face...

The Ref starts screaming at Legend...he's being sent to the back...banned from ringside...

Shogun and Suga get in the Ref's face...standing up for Legend...he ejects them too...they refuse to leave...he gets out of the ring arguing with them...

Dutch is up...

Rage Dave Sadler takes off his headphones...gets up...gets into the ring...reaches into his pocket pulling out a set of brass knuckles...puts them on and clocks D...

Tito: No, not this way...

Playboy: Wait...look...

Sean Christopher comes out of the crowd with a chair in hand...slides into the ring...decks Dave Sadler to the outside...drops the chair and goes out after Sadler...both men fight into the crowd disappearing from sight...

Melvin takes the chair placing it around D's neck...

Vega: No way...not on my watch, Melvin...

Vega gets up grabbing the platinum bong...Playboy grabs her trying to stop her to be met by a well-placed knee...and dropped...Vega hops on the apron...

Melvin springs up to the turnbuckle...Vega hits Melvin in the leg with the bong dinging him outside landing hard into both the ring railing and the concrete floor...

Vega picks up Melvin rolling him into the ring then enters herself...

Vega goes up to D...shoves him with her foot...he doesn't move...

She shoves him a little harder...he doesn't move...

KICK...

KICK...

KICK...

KICK...

Tito: What the heck...

Still no movement...

Vega opens the bong and pours the water on D...he wakes up...she quickly slides out of the ring...

D gets up and sees Melvin down...picks him up...sets him up...D-Molish...

Crip walk...

Crip Drop...pin...

1...

Tito: Could it be?!

2...

Bill: No... way.

3...

DING! DING! DING!

Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Heavyweight Champion!

Bill: Oh dear lord!

Winner and new UCW Heavyweight Champion: D-Matic

End