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?Conflict? by Disturbed blares across the arena, Pyros shoot across the stage for a few seconds before the lights come on as the camera pans the sign yielding crowd?. ?Starr fears Icarus? ? King Of the Jungle (arrow facing down)? ?Vin Diesel is gay? ?Odin is my hero? ?Melvin is Danny Amazing? ?Icarus+Lynn? ?Fuck POW?

Tito: Welcome to the Stegeman Coliseum in Athens, Georgia for Total Conflict, we have a action packed show lined up tonight, as TKOW Champion Jason Starr goes one on one with the Ultimate Chaos Champion Aaron Mc in a non title match

Bill: let?s not forget that the great SCW commissioner Eric ?Chief? Mitchell has a match with The Usual Suspects The Kid tonight.

Tito: also, 4 SCW graduates make their Cable TV debut tonight, and not to mention to return of Vega Dominiguez to the announce table full time, welcome back Vega

Vega: thank you Tito, I almost missed this job

Tito: Almost?

Vega: the one thing I didn?t miss is the smell that comes from Bill, I see you still don?t shower regularly

Bill: look, just because you freaks think that theirs something wrong with taking showers bi-monthly does not mean I smell, my cologne kicks ass

Vega: you mean reaks of ass

A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hit and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the rings slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Davidddd Sadlerrrr

?One the G? is heard over the PA System and the crowd goes NUTS as Trilville and Lil Jon?s ?Neva Eva? song hits and G-Unit makes his way to the ring. He stops at the entrance where he walked out from and he holds out his arms, (like RAVEN). G-Unit comes to the ring and gets in and does his pyros (Like Kevin Nash). As the pyros stops he stops and waits for his opponent.

Richard Head: And his opponent ... G-Unittttt

The referee calls for the bell as both men lock up in the middle of the ring and G-Unit tosses Sadler towards the mat. Sadler gets up to his feet and runs at him. As G-Unit goes to catch hin Sadler slides between G's legs and returns with a shoulder to the back of the knee grounding the 6'11" giant. Sadler starts to stomp as Unit struggles on the mat. Sadler picks G-Unit to his feet and attempts a back suplex but is unable to lift him as Unit delivers several elbows to Sadler's head causing him to fall back. Sadler comes running at Unit but is met with nothing but a big boot.

Tito: Some great action here from G-Unit and Dave Sadler

Bill: You wish Tito. Both these guys should be deported.

Tito: Deported ... G-Unit is American

Bill: Whatever Tito. I'd still deport him. Send them both to Canada

G-Unit plays to the crowd as Sadler sneaks up behind him and rolls him up while holding on to the top rope.

1...2...

The referee notices that Sadler is holding the ropes and forces the break.

Tito: Sadler tried to pull a fast one.

Bill: Maybe Sadler is smarter then I thought he was ... Nah

Both men jump to their feet as G-Unit pushes Sadler. Sadler returns with a push of his own as a shoving match starts in the center of the ring. Finially G-Unit grabs Sadler and knees him in the stomach as Sadler is bent over. G-Unit backs up alittle and hits a knee lift that sends Sadler into the nearby corner. G-Unit goes for a spear but Sadler is able to move out of the way as Unit runs shoulder first into the ringpost. Sadler capitalizes and rolls G-Unit up in a school boy.

1...2... kickout

Sadler lets G-Unit get to the ropes and pull himself up before running and diving at him with a flying clothesline the sends both men over the top rope and to the outside. Sadler pounds away at Unit as the referee starts the 10-count

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...

Sadler rolls into the ring and breaks the count as G-Unit is getting to his feet. Sadler waits and then dives over the top and hits a cross body to Unit. He picks him up and rolls him into the ring as he follows and climbs to the top rope. He jumps for a cross body but is caught by G-Unit.

Tito: That move didn't pay off for Sadler

Bill: British people shouldn't fly.

Before G-Unit can do and damage Sadler rakes the eyes and hits him in the mid-section. He calls for "Closing Time" (X-Factor) but as he jumps G-Unit checks him in the air and hits a quick "Ballin' Hard" (Last Ride Powerbomb).

Tito: G-Unit with the Ballin' Hard out of nowhere

Bill: Pin you idiot.

G-Unit falls for the cover.

1...2...3

Tito: G-Unit wins a big one here at Total Conflict

Bill: Big One? You're so stupid Tito

Vega: like your one to talk

Tito: We haven?t even made it to the first commercial break and you two are already bickering

Vega: I can?t help it, I don?t play well with assholes

Bill: And I don?t work well with stupid whores

Tito: and lets take our first commercial break before this gets ugly

**commercial Break**

[B]The arena goes dark as a set of eyes briefly flash on the Megatron...then darkness...

A voiceover...starting quiet and mixed then getting louder and clear at the end...begins 5 seconds before Dimmu Borgir?s ?Puritania? begins playing.

I am the darkness in every soul. I am the Omega...

I am...KARNIJ!


I am that I am. I am the Alpha.


Brief flashes of floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, nuclear explosions, and other various disasters quickly flash on the Megatron as Karnij makes his way out...standing at the top of the ramp he slowly lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the ring.

Richard Head-Making his way to the ring?weighing 295lb?KARNIJ!

Bill-Where did this jobber come from?

Tito-He?s one of the graduates from our Southern Cross Wrestling school, Bill.

Bill-Wow. Well, he ain?t gonna beat Bruno. This rookie doesn?t even belong in the ring with the first ever?and the greatest ever, may I add?TKOW! Heavyweight champion.

Some generic music hits as Bruno walks out from the back. The crowd boo.

Richard Head-Making his way to the ring?from parts unknown, weighing in at an unknown weight?the first ever TKOW! Heavyweight champion?.BRRRRRRRUNOOOOO!

As Bruno is walking down the ramp, someone throws a cup of beer at him. It hits him right on the side of the head, splattering down his chest. He slides into the ring, and is immediately met with a lift and toss manoeuvre from Karnij. Karnij picks him up, and throws him over in a Release German Suplex. Bruno lands right on his head, folded up like an accordion against the ropes. Karnij doesn?t let up for a second, throttling Bruno between the ropes.

Tito-Good grief. Karnij is putting a beating on Bruno.

Karnij props Bruno up in the corner, before delivering a series of kicks to him: right leg to lower abdomen, right leg to upper body, left leg to thigh, right front kick to sternum. Bruno collapses to the mat.

Bill-Uh?it?s not looking good for Bruno.

Karnij picks Bruno up, in an F-5 position. He spins him around, but smashes him down in a Pedigree. Bruno rolls onto his back. Karnij places a foot on Bruno?s chest.

One?




Two?




THREE!

The bell rings as Karnij gets to his feet, the ref raising his hand.

Richard Head-Your winner?KARNIJ!

Tito-What do you think of that Bill?

Bill-I?ve gotta admit?I?m impressed with this Karnij kid.

Out of nowhere ?Execution Style? from Soulfly plays and the crowd goes apeshit as Soulfly steps out from the back with a mic in hand

Fly - I have to admit, that was amazing..

Karnij stares up the ramp at Fly who momentarily pauses as the crowd chants ?THC?

Fly- That was one of the most remarkable asskickings I have ever seen?you just tossed around a former world champion like he was a bitch?.and I can?t ignore someone with the talent you posses?.which is why I am making you the first entrant in this years King Of The Jungle Match

[B]The crowd pops at the announcement, Karnij looks a bit caught off guard at the announcement but nods his head in approval

Fly: and I wish you the best of look, because also competing in this match will be?..Ghalleon

The crowd gives a mixed response

Fly: and Phoenix!!!

The crowd lets out its approval as Fly smiles and walks backstage

Tito: what an announcement!!! Three of the six entrants in the King Of The Jungle match have been confirmed.

Bill: and they all suck?none of them will compare to Radikal or Gideon

Vega: neither one of them are still here?we don?t even know if Gideon is still alive

Tito: but we do know that it?s time for a commercial break, stay with us Psychos on Wheels take on Rotten Treats and Rick Dushae next!!

**Commercial Break**

Head- The next bout is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. About to come down the aisle, weighing in at 257 pounds, Rick DUSHAE!!!

"Headstrong" by Trapt plays and Rick Dushae comes out 5 seconds after music starts. Dushae runs down to ring, gets on the apron, jumps over the ropes, and does a muscular pose.

Head- And his partner, From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighting in at 205 pounds, Rotten TREATS!!!

"Ya'll Want a single" by Korn blares on the speakers. On the Khaostron, A black hummer pulls up. Chief, AL, and Treats steps out of the hummer and walks towards the camera in slowmow(like Evolution). When the song goes "boom, boom, boom..." A few bullet holes appear on the screen, 2 of them hit Chief and Al in the head. Theres a silent moment as Blood flows down the screen. The name "Rotten Treats" appears in the blood and the heavy part kicks in as Treats, with stitches on his head, comes out and plays the crowd like edge does.

Head- And their opponents, at a combined weight of 463 pounds, representing Psychos on wheels, Hardcore Al and DEEMS!!!!

"what do I have to do" by stabbing westward hits the speakers and Hardcore Al and Deems walk out onto the ramp. Al, with his ribs all bandaged up, flirts and poses for the ladies while Deems, now bald with a black skull painted on his face, just walks up to the ring.

Vega: why should something so good looking team up with something like that

Bill: same way that hot chicks always have a fat friend with them

Vega: so since I?m sitting next to you, I should be getting the attention of everyone in the building

Bill: I?m not fucking fat, I?m big boned

Vega: Al is big boned, you?re a fat faggot

Inside the ring Hardcore Al and Rotten Treats are staring a hole at each other while Deems and Dushae simply watch each other.

Bill: how do you know Al is big boned?

The bell rings and Treats steps out the ring letting Dushae start for their team. Al and Deems high five each other and Al steps out also.

Vega: I have my ?sources?

Deems and Dushae lock up and Dushae gets Deems in a headlock. Deems overpowers him and pushes him at the ropes.

Bill: you mean you fucked him

When Dushea comes back, Deems goes for a clothesline but misses. Dushea bounces on the ropes on the other side but Deems lies down on the ground, making Dushae hop over him and to the other side of the ring again.

Vega: no I haven?t had the pleasure of having Al yet

Deems gets up and tries a hip toss but Dushae lands on his feet and gives Deems a fast clothesline.

Bill: then how do you know Al is well equipped

Vega: Because he?s already slept with half of the female staff in TKOW!

Bill: lucky bastard

Deems gets up and looks a Dushae angrily. Dushae poses to show off his muscles.

Vega: very nice, maybe I need to make a trip to his lockerroom after the match

Bill: whore

They go to lock up again but at the last second, Deems kicks Dushae in the stomach and delivers a big bodyslam. Dushae cringes in pain and Deems pulls him up and hits a very nice suplex.

Vega: excuse me, what the fuck did you just say?

Deems picks him up again and throws him to his corner and tags in Al. Deems punches Dushae a few times as Al struts in the ring.

Bill: whore

Deems Throws Dushae at Al and Al hits a hard elbow under Dushae's jaw. Dushae looks in trouble as Al picks him up by the hair and follows it up by throwing him to the ropes.

vega: I am NOT a whore, I only sleep with the finest of the fine men...whereas you sleep with the filthiest of the filthiest whores

Out of nowhere Dushae reverses and sends Al to the ropes instead. Dushae waits for Al to come back at him and hits a bigtime spinebuster.

Tito: can you two keep it down, we?re missing a great match here

Bill: why don?t you suck a fatass dick

Al lands hard and screams out as his injured ribs feel the pain. Dushae goes down to one knee out of fatigue.

Tito- Dushae needs to make a tag!

Vega: and Bill needs to wack off

Tito: that?s nothing new

Bill: at least im the only one sitting here not wearing pink

Dushae slowly gets up and goes to tag Treats in, but Deems rushes him and throws him back in his corner. Al drags himself back to Deems and makes a tag. Deems sets Dushae on the top rope and delivers a belly to belly suplex.

Tito: impressive move from Deems

Deems simply walks up to him and starts kicking him a bit before picking him up. As Dushae is being picked up, he drives his elbow in Deem's guts.

Tito: their?s still a fight left in the former WWE superstar

Bill: he should just quit trying and lay down

Vega: like how you gave up on women

Bill: titos the one that eats the cock

Vega; what does that have to do with your inability to land a date, let alone fuck someone

When Deems lets go of the hold, Dushae kicks him in the stomach and followes with a quick DDT.

Bill: bullshit, I can take a 20 dollar bill to the red light district and get myself ass for days

Vega: only the lowest people use hookers

They both lay there for a few seconds but eventually, they both start to crawl to their corners. Al and Treats extends their hands and are looking at each other from across the ring.

Tito- Business is about to pick up!!!

They both get the tag and they rush each other and start trading blows. Al gets the advantage and throws his brother to the ropes. When Treats comes back, he puts the breaks and grabs Al's foot as Al was going to kick him.

Tito: that shows the familiarity that these two have for one another

Bill: what the fuck did you just say

Treats spins Al around by the foot, but Al turns it into a dragon kick, hitting Treats square in the face.

Vega: you have to remember Tito, Bill has the intelligence of the love child of a insect
and Clench

Al picks up a dazed Treats and goes to punch him, but Eye pokes him instead. Al ignores the official's bitching about the illegal move and picks up treats for a sick piledriver. Al goes for the cover!

....1


....2


....Dushae stops the count by kicking Al and Deems comes running in.

Tito: The experience of the former WWE superstar is paying off tonight for Dushaes team

Bill: fuck the WWE

Vega: you better hope Vince doesn?t catch that

Deems goes for a clothesline, but Dushae ducks and gets a nice neckbreaker in.

Bill: what?s he going to do? Sue me?

Tito: it?s almost a sure thing

Bill: funny, Vega?s dates say the same thing

Vega: again, at least I have dates

Treats gets up with the help from the ropes and Al comes running at him, but Treats drops down while holding the top rope, sending Al over the top and to the outside. Inside, Dushae picks up Deems and sets him up for a pump handle spine buster and delivers it.

Tito- Dushae calls this move The Last Dance in Tinsel Town!

]B\On the outside, Treats is removing the safety mat and is now stalking Al. He picks him up and gives him a snap suplex on the unforgiving concrete floor. Inside the ring, Dushae is now on the top rope and lands a moonsault on Deems, going for the pin.

Tito- The referee has lost control of this match, he's not shure who the legal men are!

....1

....2

Tito: Deems barely kicks out.

Back to the outside, Treats Starts to undo the bandages around Al's ribs.

Tito: smart move, he?s targeting the weakness in his opponent

Al tries to fight back, but Treats rams him ribs first on the apron.

Bill: nooo, this can?t be happening to Al

Vega: maybe I should give him some TLC after the match

Inside, Dushae is about to pull off another pumphandle, but Deems reverses with a hip toss.

Tito: the last time we had a TLC it nearly broke ankles

Deems picks him up quickly so that he cant recover and gives him a quick T-bone suplex. both men lay there hardly moving.

Vega: Tender Loving Care you moron?.I expected more from you Tito?that?s something I?d expect from Bill

On the outside Al is back on his feet and just kicked Treats and is now running at the ring post, sending Treats head first.

Bill: something you?d expect from me? Do I look like I suck dick

Vega: yes

Treats hits the post hard and instanly becomes a bloody mess.

Tito: These two nearly destroyed each other at TKOW! Forever and now it?s spilling over onto Total Conflict

Al Then throws him at the barricade, then picks him up and hangs him on top of the same barricade. Al rolls back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle as fast as he can. Al signals an for an elbow drop (ala Randy Savage) And goes flying towards Treats. At the last second, Treats drops off the barricade and falls into the crowd, and Al hits the barricade with his ribs again.

Tito- this match has become a car wreck! All 4 men are down!

Bill- yeah, and Al's already injured ribs must be hurting.

Vega: as long as something else isn?t hurting?.

Inside the ring, Deems and Dushae are slowly getting up. Deems is the first one to his feet though and runs at Dushae and delivers an awkward shining wizard, wich cuts Dushae open.

Bill: welcome to TKOW Dushae, I hope you stay is full of what you have now?.your blood on the mat

Deems climbs on top of Dushae and opens up a flury of punches. Deems gets up and looks down at the blood pool he left and looks satisfied.

Vega: that didn?t make any sense Bill

Tito: I think he?s wishing misfortune upon Dushae

Vega: I think he?s sucking Chiefs dick

Tito: and Deems and al?s

Bill: WHAT!!!

Deems turns his atention to the outside to see how his partner is doing. Al is finnaly getting up with the help of the barricade, but Treats has gotten a steel chair from one of the fans and is waiting for Al to turn around. When he does Treats simply throws the chair at Al's head, knocking Al back down and busting his nose, A gush of blood comes running out of it!

Tito- oh my god!, I think Al has a broken nose!

Bill- Throwing a chair is nothing fancy, but it works none the less.

Vega: too bad the same can?t be said for that poor excuse of a penis you have

As Deems looks on, Dushae sneaks out the ring and grabs a chair. The official doesn't see this as he's outside checking up on Al. Dushae goes to a corner and wedges the chair between the 2nd and 3rd rope. Deems turns around, where Dushae is waiting for him. Dushae punches Deems a few times and then throws Deems head first as hard as he can at the corner. Deems doesn't simply just hit the chair, he goes right through it head first and flys to the outside with his back slamming on the apron. Treats is back at ringside where The referee stops him from going after Al. At the same time, Al is struggling to his feet and when he sees Treats distracted, he hits him with a superkick. Blood splashes off from Treat's face as he goes down. Dushae goes outside after Deems. When he turns him around, He's now a bloody mess, just like everybody else in this match. He takes his head and bashes it against the stairs a few time, leaving a dark liquid anywheres his head hits. When he's done, he rolls Deems back in the ring. Meanwhile Al is setting Treats up on the anounce table.

Tito- They're right in front of us! somebody stop this before it gets of hand!

Bill- I think it's to late for that Tito!

Al removes all the monitors and then climbs the top turnbuckle again. Dushae goes to stop him, but Deems grabs his foot. Al jumps as high as he can and comes crashing down with a picture perfect elbow drop, sending both of them trough the table.

Crowd- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tito- Great now we dont have a table for the rest of the night. I hate it when this happens!

Bill- This is one sick scene Tito. Wood and blood mixed with bodies.

Vega: it?s still not as sick as your porno with Lone Horesman

Bill: how did you know about that? I mean what are you talking about?

Inside, Deems is back on the offence. He delivers a Piledriver and gets back up to wipe some blood out of his face. He bends over to rub his hand in Dushae's bloody face and then writes "DIE" on his chest with Dushae's blood. Deems picks up Dushae but Dushae kicks Deems and hits a sidewalk slam. Deems rolls out the ring as Al crawls back in. As Dushae gets up and turns around, he's met by a superkick from Al. Deems moves towards Treats, but sees him laying in the rubble, not moving. He gets a sadistic smile and walks to his corner, waiting to be tagged in. Al gives Dushae a quick DDT and turns to Deems to tag him in. Just as he's about to tag, Deems jumps off the apron and looks at Al with a smile.

Al- What are you doing?

When Al turns around, Dushae rushes him and kicks Al right in the face with a big time scissors kick and falls on top of him for the cover.

....1


....2


....3

The bell rings and "Headstrong" by Trapt blares.

Tito- What a match! all 4 men and the ring is a bloody mess! we might need a cleaning crew in here.

Bill- The only one moving is Deems, and he's going back in the ring.

The music stops as Deems enters the ring. He moves Dushae off of Al and picks up Al. Deems sets Al on his shoulders and delivers the devilshammer (the f-5 turn into the rock bottom). Dushae looks on confused and forces himself up. Deems extends his hand and Dushae smiles and shakes his hand. Deems then kicks him and does the Devilshammer to Dushae. Treats finally makes into the ring and takes a fighting stance. Deems looks at him with that same sadistic smile and then drags Al in front of a corner. He signals for Treats to go on the top rope. Treats also gets a weak smile and climbs to the top and hits "slaming the dead" (swanton bomb) on Al. Deems helps treats up and they both hold their arms up in the air over the bloody mess in the ring and "Ya'll want a single" by korn kicks in. Treats looks down at Dushae with concern in his eyes and argues a bit with Deems but eventually shrugs and spits on Al.

Tito- What the hell is this? I thought that Deems hated Treats! wasn?t he wih PoW?

Bill- looks like Pow has one less member. Chief is going to be pissed!

Treats and Deems make their way up the ramp as Al looks on with hate in his eyes.

**commercial Break**

Richard Heard: Ladies & Gentleman, coming to the ring standing 6'4 at 258?..Chiiieeeeief!!!

"Starseed" by Our Lady Peace plays

Tito: Here comes Chief, he put Clench out at TKOW! Forever.

Bill Jakes: Yes Tito, Chief killed Clench-A-mania, Clench and his fake leg are gone for good!

Richard Heard: And his opponent, coming to the ring...........Thhhhhhhhheeeee Kid!!!

The Kid comes out as ?Runnin? by 2Pac and Nortorius BIG plays.

Vega: Here comes the legendary fainter. I bet he'll faint again if he sees me

Both men are in the ring, the bell rings to signal the start off the match.

Tito: Here we go!

Chief and The Kid lock eyes, Chief ends it with a slap right across Kid's face.

Bill Jakes: Watch this he's going to faint for being slapped!

Vega: By a guy? Bill you?re a fucking idiot!

The Kid then knocks Chief down with a right armed clothesline. Chief got back up and Kid strikes with a few right hands, then a quick whip to the ropes, Kid hits a backbody drop on Chief, he gets back up quickly and runs after Kid who bodyslams Chief. Again, he?s quick to his feet. Kid clotheslines Chief out of the ring.

Tito: The fainter errrrr damit Kid just knocked Chief out of the ring and it appears Chief is trying to regroup.

Vega: Look Hardcore Al?s coming back to the ring!!

Hardcore Al come to ringside, helping Chief up and pointing at Kid, Chief gets back in the ring and Chief hits a knee lift right to the midsection, he whips The Kid to the ropes but The Kid reverses it and hits a spinebuster, the cover

1........2......no kick out!

Bill Jakes: Fainter almost had the victory.

The Kid climbs up the top turnbuckle,he jumps off attempting a double axe hammer type maneuver but Chief leaps into the air with a spear., he cover

1?.?2?..kickout

Tito: What a move by Chief!!!! he almost had him their!!!!

Vega: Calm the fuck down, you don't have to get so excited. you act like your seeing a naked girl for the first time

Bill Jakes: He?s never kissed a girl beside his mom but she doesn't count

Tito: I have kissed a girl before! Lets call the action in the ring!

Chief picks The Kid up and hits a snap suplex, hes starts stomping him repeatedly, he picks him up again, and snapmares The Kid, he locks in a sleeper and slowly takes Kid to the ground, the referee lifts Kid's arm and drops it, he does it a second time, on the third he keeps it up and starts getting to his feet

Crowd: Fuck Chief, fuck chief, fuck chief

Kid delivers a elbow to Chief's midsection repeatedly which gets him to break the hold. The Kid runs to the ropes but then Chief hits a powerslam, goes for the cover

1...............2............. Kid kicks out!!

Vega: That was close

Tito: close indeed, two more inches this match would be over

Chief picks Kid up, whips him to the corner, he charges toward him but Kid hits a big boot right across Chief's face. Kid hits a rock bottom going for the cover

1..................2............no kick out!

Kid picks Chief up and ram his face into the turnbuckle then he rams his face into the turnbuckle again. he whips him to the ropes and he hits a belly to belly suplex, he then picks Chief up and he hits the ?It?s a Rap? (running powerbomb pin) but Hardcore Al is on the upron distracting the referee.

Tito: Cmon ref turn around and make the count and get Al off!

Bill Jake: He's trying to tell the referee to tie his shoes. god give him a break!

The Kid gets up, he see?s Hardcore Al on the apron but then Dave Havoc comes out of nowhere. He turns The Kid around and nails him with the Havox Driver. He leaves the ring and Hardcore Al gets off the apron, Chief crawls over for the pin


Vega: He's not going to win this way is he?!?

1?????..??.2......................................3!!!!

Richard Heard: Your winner, Chiiiiiieeeeefffff!!!

Show fades to commercial with PoW celebrating in the ring

[B]**Commercial Break**

Tito: Odin is already in the ring awaiting his opponent.

Bill: Ha what a loser. Doesn't even get his own entrance

Vega: He came down during the break asshole

Bill: Yeah but the audience doesn't know that. It's fun to make from of people.

Tito: Either way this should be an entertaining match up between the former World Champ and the newcomer Odin.

"Down With The Sickness" By Disturbed blares as Extreme Killer Phil makes his way to the ring. The crowd rains down a chorus of boos as the former champ mocks them.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Extreme Killerrrrr Phil

The referee calls the the bell as the two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Odin hooks up a quick armbar as Phil agonizes in the pain. Phil rolls and is able to reverse the hold and toss Odin to the mat. Odin gets to his feet and arm drags a running Phil. He hits Phil with a clothesline and then another arm drag as Phil rolls to the outside to gain his breath.

Tito: Some great action from the new comer. He has Phil reeling.

Bill: Whatever Tito. Phil will regain his composure and take out this asshole.

Vega: cough* Bullshit* cough

Bill: What did you say whore?

Vega: Go ahead call me whore again. I dare you

Bill: Look Phil is back in the ring.

Tito: Children

Phil rolls into the ring and as Odin goes to pick him up Phil hits an eye rake and pushes Odin away. He kicks the downed Odin a few times before pouncing on him with a few lefts to the head. He lets a dazed Odin stand up and goes for a clothesline but Odin is able to duck. A surprised Phil turns around into a roundhouse kick from Odin. Odin covers Phil.

1...2.. Kickout

Odin charges at Phil as he is getting up but Phil uses his momentum against him and tosses him over the top rope and into the barricade. Phil rolls out of the ring and picks Odin up only to slam him back into the barricade. He does this several more times before rolling Odin back into the ring. Phil takes his time climbling up the stairs and to the top rope as Odin is getting to his feet by using the ropes. Phil stands on the top rope as Odin falls across it causing Phil to slip and land in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle.Odin runs up the corner and tosses Phil off in a quick belly to belly suplex.

Tito: What a recovery by Odin

Bill: I have to admit this kid has talent

Vega: Like you know what talent is Bill

Bill: I can show you talent ... tonight at the hotel

Vega: Don't make me puke.

Odin picks Phil up and hits another belly to belly suplex. He then sets Phil into the figure four as Phil screams in pain as the referee watches to see if he taps. Phil struggles to reach the ropes and as he realizes he can't reach them he instead tries to turn over the move. He finally turns it over and Odin is forced to release the hold before damage is done. Odin gets up quick and sits in the corner as Phil tries to get to his feet.

Tito: The damage has been done. Phil is limping.

Bill: Come on Phil

Vega: I bet you want him to cum

Bill: Whore

Vega: Go ahead say it again

As Phil gets to his feet Odin clips his knee and Phil falls back to the mat. Odin continues to pound on Phil's knee as Phil grasps the ropes. Odin tries to pick up Phil as the referee tries to break the hold since Phil is holding the ropes. As the referee is busy with Odin, Phil hits a low blow causing a hunched over Odin to back away. Phil capitalizes quickly and hits a Killer Driver (Screwdriver). He covers Odin quickly as the referee falls for the pin.

1...2.. Kickout

Tito: Oh my God

Bill: Phil doesn't look happy.

Vega: Should he be.

Phil waits for Odin to make it back to his feet and kicks him in the stomach before hitting a second Killer Driver (Screwdriver). He makes another cover.

1...2...3

Tito: It's over. Odin put up a great effort

Bill: But in the end he lost.

Vega: I think Odin has a bright future in TKOW and I'm sure this won't be the last time we see Phil and Odin in the ring.

Bill: but I am sure of one thing

Vega: that you?re a flamboyant homosexual?

Bill: actually two things?..the first is that this match reminds me of how the lakers are officially done for and the second is that Vega is a whore

Vega: if you fucking say it again?

Bill: whore

a slap is heard

Tito: oh my God!!! Can we get a replay!!!

The replay shows Vega backhanding Bill across the face so hard it sends him flying backwards out of his chair

Tito: I?m want a vid?

The lights in the arena fade

Bill: Whats going on?

Tito: I have no clue...

As the lights are gone, the opening beat to "Slept So long" by Jay Gordon of Orgy is heard...

Tito: Is that not Dustin Hughes' new entrance music?

Bill: I-unno

Mist and dry ice flows through the entrance and as Jay Gordon begins to sing "Walking, Waiting"...Dustin Hughes appears in the entrance with a leather jacket on, and blue raggy jeans on...

Tito: My God...it is!

Bill: Our new....Custom Champion...pfft

Tito: As much as i hate this....he is a great competitor, and he made a great UC Champion before he was robbed, so lets see how this plays out..

Dustin now stands at the entrance, with a black bandana on, and his hair still black, short, but now streaked with blue. He begins to make his way towards the ring slowly as the crowd boos. He gets in the ring....the lights still very dark, he stands in the center of the ring, holds his arms up in a crucifix position, and violently thros his hands to his side as pyros blast off in the turn buckles behind him. The lights come on, and a throne like chair is set up in the middle of the ring, sitting next to wicker made chair. Dustin grabs a mic.

Dustin: I know.....you people...hate me

The crowd cheers

Dustin: The reason why...I do not quite understand....but you people...love a good friend of mine, that being in our Ultimate Chaos Champion...Aaron MC!

Crowd erupts

Dustin: But you people do not understand...how it feels, to be an outcast for my beliefs! I believe in God....and people hate me!...

Dustin looks up to the ceiling

Dustin: See God! They hate me!....Worshipping you has gotten me nowhere! Except for...

Dustin opens his jacket and reveals the Custom Championship belt around his waist. Dustin takes off his leather jacket and chucks it out of the ring, leaving a white wife beater shirt over his torso

Dustin: A belt...i get to name, yet....that is all i got, and i did it on my own....so...from here on...I shall ride my way! Not stereotype eveything in your name, no...i will go back to my old roots, i will hurt the defenceless...i will do whatever it takes to win! And with this said. I shall name this belt, "The Twisted Pleasures Championship"....Welcome to Dustin Hughes' House of Carnage!....Let the show begin!

An eerie mechanical voice is heard over the loudspeakers...

Tito: Whats this all about, is this...the return of his interview segment?

Bill: well whatever it is, sounds like he is about to be joined!

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"Deathcrush" by Mayhem begins to slam across the sound system as red pyro showers down from the ceilings. The KhaosTron is consumed by flickering strobe-like images of Samhain's face and in-ring footage. The name "SAMHAIN" is carved into flesh on screen. Samhain emerges from the back. He bends over and swings back up throwing both arms in the air with a loud scream as the fans in the arena ignite with cheers! Samhain enters through the ring ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle raising both arms and giving the horned salute to the fans with a loud roar.

Tito: Well...The behemoth known as Samhain as joined Dustin in the ring, this oughtta be interesting...

Dustin sits down in his "Throne" like chair, Samhain stays standing...

Dustin:...Welcome....The man who towers over me...a man....

Samhain interrupts Dustin

Samhain:...Stand up!

A disgusted look comes over Dustin's face

Dustin:....The dove doth always knows, when The dove has entered, a crows nest....and you, are that dove, and I am that crow....now are you sure you want to speak with such intensity to someone who has so much skill over you!?

The crowd goes silent. Samhain's facial expression does not change until he lunges at Dustin, and grabs him tightly by the throat picking him off of his "Throne"

Samhain: Listen to me you little bastard.I have seen the way you wrestle.I have seen the way you walk in the "lords" name....and now, I see you with that belt, it makes me very, very happy.

Dustin, still with a mic in hand, puts it to his mouth and speaks while being choked

Dustin: Why the fuck would it make you happy? I...ahem, i know, by your actions against one who has more accomplished then you, that you despise me

Samhain: Oh, believe me, I do. But you having that belt makes me happy...for now someone who I will enjoy pummeling to the ground has that belt...and that is you. So Dustin, keep that belt near you...for soon someone will take it away from you

Samhain throws Dustin down, and leaves the ring to a chorus of cheers...Dustin just grasps his throat while coughing, gets up and sits in his "Throne" and keeps his belt close to his body, caressing it gently as if it is the most valuable thing to him right now

Tito:Well so much for his interview

Bill: Well...Samhain is looking at Dustin as an opponent....Samhain has a deathwish

Tito: If i were Dustin, I would take Samhain's advice and keep that "Twisted Pleasures Championship" close to him

Vega: maybe they should go at it in a jockstrap match

Bill: you?d like that too much

Vega: maybe I would

Tito: we?ll be right back with our main event?Starr vs Aaron!!!

**Commercial Break**

Tito: Up next is a match that pits champ against champ in a non-title match. We have senior official John Valery in the ring for this one.

"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, the crowd go wild. Aaron makes his way down to the ring with Katie. The crowd are still in ecstacy. Aaron gets in the ring, soaking up the adulation.

Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" hits the loudspeaker and after a few seconds, Jason Starr appears on top of the rampway with his TKOW World Title draped over his right shoulder. He slowly paces down to the ring, slapping fan hands on his way. As he gets to the ring, he looks down to the ground momentarily, then pounds his chest with each hand and thrusts his fists in the air before getting in to the ring and staring at Aaron.

The two men approach the centre of the ring where they continue to stare at each other.. The by-partisan crowd starts an ?Aaron! Aaron! Aaron!? chant quickly. This however, is quickly countered with a ?Jason Fucken Starr! Jason Fucken Starr!? chant.

Tito: Folks, as you can see the crowd is split here for this non-title match as champ faces champ.

Starr extends his hand out to Aaron to shake it.

Tito: Good sportsmanship here by the World Champ.

Aaron extends his hand as well but pulls away at the last second, slicking back his hair and grinning. Some of the crowd laughs as Starr just shakes his head. Senior official John Valery calls for the bell as the two men circle each other.

Vega: All right! I?m ready for some action!

Bill: You?re always ready for action... 24/7, baby!

Tito suppresses a snicker as Vega shoots him a dirty look.

Vega: Yeah, well at least I can get action!

Bill: Meh, getting rubbed by Howard from the Mature Forum doesn?t constitute as action, my dear?

Vega: What?! How?d you know about? errrrr?.

Bill: Billy boy knows all, bitch.

Back in the ring, the two men grapple. Starr gets the early advantage, using his superior size. He back Aaron up into the corner, before releasing and walking back to the centre of the ring. Aaron rubs his neck bitterly as he locks up once more with Starr. The same results occurs. This time, once in the corner, Starr lets go of a stiff chop to Aaron?s chest, causing the wonder kid to grimace in pain.

Tito: The champ with some stiff chops. Some of the best in the biz, I?ll tell you that much.

Starr Irish whips Aaron to the opposite corner. Aaron?s back hits the turnbuckle with great force. He is allotted no time to breath as Starr immediately follows up with a splash, sending the young champ to the canvas.

Vega: Boy, Starr is sure pounding it tonight!

Bill: Yeah, you?d know a lot about ?pounding it?.

Vega: I?ll pound your head if you don?t shut up!

Bill: Yeah, my penile head? Exactly what I want!

Tito (sighing): Am I the ONLY one who takes his job seriously these days?

Vega and Bill (in unison): Yes.

Starr lifts Aaron up and quickly scoop slams him to the matt and follows up with a leg drop across the throat. He then begins to work on Aaron?s legs by applying a leglock, MMA style. Aaron manages to roll to his side, and grab onto the ring ropes. Starr breaks the hold as Valery has a word with him. Meanwhile, Aaron stays on one knee. Starr saunters over to the fallen combatant and goes to lift him by his hair. The cagey Aaron pops up quickly with an open hand jab to the throat of Starr. The crowd pops as Aaron gets his first offence in the match. Aaron then follows up with a clothesline but only manages to stagger Jason Starr. Aaron attempts another one, but this time, Starr ducks and catches Aaron with a choke slam, sending him to the matt, breathless. Starr lifts him up warily this time and resumes control of the match. Jason positions himself behind Aaron and delivers a series of German suplexes, 4 to be exact. When finished the sequence, he goes for the cover.

Valery: 1?.2?.. No!

Aaron kicks out at 2. Starr lifts Aaron up and applies an abdominal stretch, while striking Aaron?s upper back/neck with his free hand. From the abdominal stretch position, Starr lifts Aaron up and hits a side powerbomb with stunning force. He goes for the cover once again.

Valery: 1?..2???.No!

Aaron gets his shoulder up yet again. Starr shows signs of frustration as he climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Tito: We?ve seen Starr mount the top rope on a number of occasions. For a man his size, he can really fly.

Starr waits for a groggy Aaron to get to his feet before leaping out with a diving spear. Aaron spins around and instinctively jumps up with a drop kick, nailing the launched Jason Starr in the head! Both men are down as the crowd pops at the action.

John Valery: 1??.2???..3???.4???

Tito: No one has stirred yet.

Valery: 5??..6????.7???..

Aaron MC starts to move as his hand reaches out for the rope. He uses it to prop himself up as the count reaches 9. The referee breaks the count as Aaron staggers and falls atop the idol Starr for the pin.

Valery: 1???..2? No!

Starr kicks out with a second to spare. Aaron lifts him up, obviously still groggy from the Germans, and attempts a Russian leg sweep. He nails the move and quickly ascends to the top rope. He points to the fans and musters a smile before leaping off as the flashbulbs go off. The fans go wild as Aaron executes a 450 splash from the tope rope. At the last second though, Starr manages to raise his knees. Aaron lands squarely on Starr?s knees. This sends Aaron into a frenzy as he rolls around on the matt in pain. Starr gets up and motions ?no more? as he stalks the rolling Aaron. Starr lifts him up and executes a stiff Queen Bee suplex into an arched pin. Aaron?s neck lands stiffly on the mat as the ref makes the count.

Valery: 1??2????.3? No!

Tito: Oh my God! He kicked out again!

Starr gets slightly frustrated and lifts Aaron up quickly and sets him atop the turnbuckle. Starr follows and signals for his finisher, the Stairway to Hell. He attempts the burning hammer from the top, but somehow Aaron wriggles free and in one swift motion, slides down Starr?s body. He uses this momentum to pull Starr down from the top rope and over his head, like a modified powerbomb.

Tito: What a counter!

Aaron quickly scrambles for the pin.

Valery: 1?.2?????.3?No!

The crowd pops at the action as Aaron can?t believe his eyes. He lifts Starr up to one knee and quickly attempts the Vanity Sells. As Aaron steps on Starr?s knee in an attempt at a shining wizard, Starr ducks. Aaron?s kick misses and Starr catches his foot on the way back. Starr pulls on Aaron?s leg and locks in an ankle lock in the centre of the ring.

Tito: It?s gotta be over! It?s just gotta!

Suddenly, the arena darkens for a few moments. When the lights reappear, a figure is standing only a few feet from the ring. The figure belongs to none other than Icarus Evangaline. Starr looks his way as his face turns a coat of white.

Tito: It?s Icarus! He?s got a shot at Jason?s title! What?s he doing here?!

Starr walks over towards the ropes and stares at Icarus who only stares back, a stoic look on his face. Starr starts to tell him to leave the ring when suddenly Aaron gets to his knees. From behind he quickly rolls up Starr as Valery makes the count.

Valery: 1??????

2??????

3????!

Tito: Oh my God! What an upset! It?s over! It?s over!

Aaron jumps up in the air in elation and quickly rolls to the outside and into the crowd as the fans pops. Starr just stares in shock at Aaron, then at Icarus. The lights go off once again for a moment before reappearing. This time, Icarus has vanished. Starr remains in the ring, shocked and stunned at the turn of events.

Tito: Good God what an upset! Folks, that?s all the time we have. Tune it next time?..! What a win!?.

[-Fade out-]