[-Fade in-]
[-Ringside-]
Linkin Park?s ?High Voltage? erupts in the frenzied arena a pyros begin to go off at a maniacal pace as the camera skims across the sign yielding crowd ?Farewell Kid? ?Aaron is God? ?Odin sucks? ?Who?s yo daddy?
As the Pyros subside ?Execution Style? by Soulfly keeps the fans on their feet as the head of TKOW Soulfly walks from the back in a slick black suit and enters the ring with a mic
Tito: the boss is in the ring with the mic, I wonder what hes got to say
Bill: I know what he?s going to say??Tito Poppi, youuuurrrrrrr Fired!!!
Vega: if he can?s anyone it?s going to be you
Soulfly: Several weeks ago, my tag team partner D-Matic vacated his half of the tag team championships when he went overseas to Japan to handle business. In the best interests of this company I have decided that I will also vacate my half of the titles?and this will solidify Cannabis Connections status as the greatest tag team champions of the history of the TKOW!
Vega: It?s a fact, name a team as good as Cannabis Connections
Bill: Me and Tito
Soulfly: and since the titles are now vacant, I will start a tournament to decide who will become the next tag team champions, the tournament will start at the next Total Conflict?now onto another subj?.
Fly is cut by Mudvayne?s ?A World So Cold? as Icarus Evangeline steps out from backstage, he makes his way into the ring
Tito: why is Icarus coming to the ring
Bill: because he hates Soulfly like you hate titties
Tito: I do not hate titties
Vega: damn, I came back to work with you two
Fly: speak of the devil, you were what I was about to talk about?now who the fuck do you think you are, coming out and participating in a number one contenders match at Forever and showing up at Total conflict when you are suspended
Fly stares deep into his advesarys eyes with a look of intense and bitter hatred
Fly:RJ suspended you, but I will uphold his suspsension, so get the hell out of my building
Icarus holds his mic up to his mouth
Icarus: I?m not going anywhere, you see if you remember correctly, Dyson stated that he had several contracts out to ensure that his plans would go on
Fly: and that means?
Icarus: when I received my ?Walking papers? I didn?t closely examine them until several weeks ago?when I noticed they weren?t walking papers at all?.but instead the document states that I am the Commissioner of TKOW!
Soulfly looks on in shock at the announcement
Icarus: and now its time for me to boss you around. In the past 4 months you?ve had one match, I don?t think that you should think that you can?t wrestle, so at Mass Khaos, you?ll be facing???..Samhain
Soulfly and the crowd go ballistic at this announcement
Icarus: and if you lose?.Samhain becomes the new CEO, and you become unemployed
Tito: oh my god, what a match!!!
Soulfly finally loses it and charges Icarus who strikes Fly with the microphone, causing him to stagger long enough for Icarus to nail him with several kicks, before crashing one into his skull, sending Fly to the ground, Icarus flashes a sadistic smile as he looks over his work and dips out of the ring.
**Commercial Break**
"Shinra Corporation" by Nobuo Uematsu hits and Rick Dushae comes onto the ramp. He walks down to the ring in a very serious manner until he reaches the apron. There he grabs the top rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, before stepping under the top rope, and running to the top-right turnbuckle where he smirks and does a muscle pose.
Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Rick Dushaeeee
The arena goes dark as a set of eyes briefly flash on the Megatron...then darkness...red lights begins to flash as Dimmu Borgir~Puritania begins to play.
Brief flashes of floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, nuclear explosions, and other various disasters quickly flash on the Megatron as Karnij makes his way out...standing at the top of the ramp he slowly lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the ring., pyros firing off right behind him.
Richard Head: And his opponent ... Karnijjjj
The referee calls for the bell as both men lock up in the middle of the ring and Karnij tosses Dushae towards the mat. Dushae gets up to his feet and runs at him. As Karnij goes to catch hin Dushae slides between Karnij's legs and returns with a shoulder to the back of the knee grounding the Karnij. Dushae starts to stomp as Karnij struggles on the mat. Dushae picks Karnij to his feet and attempts a back suplex but is unable to lift him as Karnij delivers several elbows to Dushae's head causing him to fall back. Dushae comes running at Karnij but is met with nothing but a big boot.
Tito: Some great action here from Dushae and Karnij
Bill: You wish Tito. Both these guys should be fired
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Tito: Fired? ... This is entertainment
Bill: Whatever Tito. I'd still fire him.
Karnij plays to the crowd as Dushae sneaks up behind him and rolls him up while holding on to the top rope.
1...2... The referee notices that Dushae is holding the ropes and forces the break.
Tito: Dushae tried to pull a fast one.
Bill: Maybe Dushae is smarter then I thought he was ... Nah
Both men jump to their feet as Karnij pushes Dushae. Dushae returns with a push of his own as a shoving match starts in the center of the ring. Finially Karnij grabs Dushae and knees him in the stomach as Dushae is bent over. Karnij backs up alittle and hits a knee lift that sends Dushae into the nearby corner. Karnij goes for a spear but Dushae is able to move out of the way as Unit runs shoulder first into the ringpost. Dushae capitalizes and rolls Karnij up in a school boy.
1...2... kickout
Dushae lets Karnij get to the ropes and pull himself up before running and diving at him with a flying clothesline the sends both men over the top rope and to the outside. Dushae pounds away at Karnij as the referee starts the 10-count
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
Dushae rolls into the ring and breaks the count as Karnij is getting to his feet. Dushae waits and then dives over the top and hits a cross body to Karnij. He picks him up and rolls him into the ring as he follows and climbs to the top rope. He jumps for a cross body but is caught by Karnij.
Tito: That move didn't pay off for Dushae
Bill: He shouldn't have tried that
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Before Karnij can do any damage Dushae rakes the eyes and hits him in the mid-section. He calls for "Railroad Kick" (Scissors Kick) but as he jumps Karnij checks him in the air and hits a "Assisted Suicide" (Double powerbomb pin)
Tito: Karnij with the Assisted Suicide
Bill: Dushae didn't see it coming
1...2...3
Tito: Karnij wins a big one here tonight
Bill: Big One? You're so stupid Tito
**Commercial Break**
Rotten Treats is lacing up his boots and the locker room door opens as Deems walks in. Deems drops his bag and starts to get ready for the match. Treats notices the bruises and cuts on his face.
Treats- Where were you all week?
Deems- I had to take care of some business.
Treats- Well are you ready for the match?
Deems- Yes.
Theres an awkward silence at first and then the door opens up again. The SCW champion, Wildcat, walks in. Deems gets up fast, but Treats tells him to sit down.
Treats- Dont worry man, she's with us. What can I do for you Lynn?
Wildcat- I just wanted to wish both of you good luck in your match tonight. And to let you know that if any other PoW members intefere, I got your backs.
Treats- Thanks, I knew I could count on you.
Wildcat smiles and walks out the room.
Deems- When the fuck did this happen?
Treats- If you would stay in touch more often, you would be in curent of things....
Bill: If wildcat knows best she?s stay out of PoW?s way tonight
Vega: she?s a tough girl, she can make an impact in that match if someone else from PoW try?s to intervene
Tito: Well Bill, the steel cage is set up and Sadler is already in the ring but he has a mic. What?s up with that?
Bill: Well, if you?d shut your yapper, maybe we?d find out.[/I]
The crowd goes silent as Sadler brings the microphone up to his lips.
Sadler: Well isn?t this a bloody waste of time? I mean I come all this way, prepare myself for a steel cage match, get all ready to deliver an ass whooping to The Kid and this is what I get? A no-show?
Tito: A no-show?
The crowd boos at the prospect of not having a steel cage match.
Sadler: Yeah, that?s bloody right! A God forsaken no-show by the Kid! You heard me! The bloke was too scared to face me in this ring, surrounded by a ton of steel so he stayed home!
The crowd boos as many of the fans feel ripped off.
Sadler: Can?t say I blame the guy, though. I mean who the hell would want to get in the ring with me? Much less, who would want to get into a steel cage with me?!
Bill: He brings up a good point you know.
Sadler: Anyway, let?s not harp on what could have been. Let?s focus on what will be. More specifically, let?s focus on what will be mine after I defeat Aaron MC for his precious Ultimate Chaos Title! You heard me right? Seeing as how The Kid didn?t even bother showing up, not only do I win the match, but I get the title shot! This is brilliant!
The crowd boos as Sadler raises his hands in premature victory. Suddenly ?Execution Style? by Soulfly hits the speakers as Soulfly steps out from the back with a mic in hand. The fans go wild as he saunters down to ringside.
Soulfly: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up Sadler. I didn?t know you called the shots around here. Oh right, that?s because I do!
The fans cheer as Soulfly enters the ring as the cage begins to rise back to the rafters.
Soulfly: You think that I just hand out title shots? That?s not how it works, boy. You need to EARN them and seeing as how you did absolutely squat tonight, you didn?t earn anything!
Sadler: Bloody hell I didn?t! I won the match fair and square!
Soulfly: No you didn?t. The Kid handed in his resignation before the match started. Hell, I knew he wasn?t gonna show before the show even started.
Sadler: And why wasn?t I informed?
Soulfly: No one likes you, that?s why.
The fans laugh at Soulfly?s bluntness (pun fucken intended bitches).
Soulfly: So as far as I?m concerned, this match never happened!
Sadler: You bastard! You can?t take my match against Aaron away from me!
Soulfly: Hmmmmm? Well here?s what I can do for you? Come Rumble in the Jungle, you?ll face Aaron all right?
Sadler: Yes! So I get my shot!
Soulfly: No, not quite. You?ll be one of many men to see Aaron in the ring. Guess what? You and Aaron are the next two entrants in the King of the Jungle match!
The crowd goes nuts as Sadler is furious.
Sadler: Fine! Fine! Screw me over like that! You?ll see, I don?t care if I need to face 1 man or a thousand men. I?ll win the damn match and there isn?t a bloody thing you or that teeny bopper Aaron MC can do about it!
Sadler throws his mic down and storms to the back as Soulfly grins.
Tito: Whoa! Huge news! Who will the last participant be?!
**commercial Break**
"South Texas Death Ride" by Union Underground blares throughout the arena. Explosions shoot off as the heavy part of the song starts and Rotten Treats and Deems come running through the curtains to the cheers of the crowd. Treats shows off to the crowd (ala Edge) as Deems walks straight to the ring.
Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Rotten Treats and Deems
The two men roll into and head to the corners as the crowd applauses in approval. The two wait as "What Do I Have To Do" plays and The E&A Connection struts through the curtains. They shake hands with the crowd as Deems and Treats stare with hatred. Both men roll into the ring and start to point and laugh at Deems and Treats making them angry. The referee calls for the bell as Chief and Deems go to their respective corners.
Tito: We're about to get started here. Two weeks ago Deems turned on PoW
Bill: And Al punk'd Vega
Vega: Shut up ... how did you know
Bill: I know everything
Treats and Al lock up and Al tosses Treats to the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Treats is quick to his feet as Al hits a second shoulder block and puts on a arm bar. Treats squims towards the ropes trying to break the hold. Treats gets to his knees as Al tries to keep the hold locked in. Al uses his weight and rolls Treats up in a pin.
1...2...Kickout
Al kicks Treats in the head and tags in Chief. Chief waits as Treats gets to his feet. Treats turns around and Chief hits a picture perfect dropkick. He picks Treats up and sets up for a suplex but Treats is able to block it and hit a suplex of his own. Treats holds on and brings Chief to his feet for a second suplex. He holds on a second time and attempts a third suplex but Chief falls behind him and hits a german suplex. He tags in Al as Treats is crawling towards his corner. Treats gets close to his corner as Al grabs Treats by the foot. Treats gets to one foot and kicks Al in the back of the head. Treats crawls closer but Chief enters the ring and runs at Deems knocking him off the apron. Chief picks Treats up but Treats grabs Chief's tight and falls back throwing Chief to the outside. Deems grabs Chief and throws him into the barricade. He returns to the apron and blind tags Treats.
Tito: Al is in trouble now that the fresh man is in the match
Vega: Good for that faggot
Bill: Don't be so harsh Whore
Vega: I swear Bill one more time
Tito: Calm down kids
Deems picks up Al and hits a Spine buster. He follows that with some punches to the nose area that causes blood to flow. Deems wipes the blood across his chest as Chief struggles to get to the apron. Deems looks at him and runs at him but Chief falls and pulls down the top rope causing Deems to spill to the outside. Chief waits for Deems to get to his feet and he jumps to the top rope flying towards Deems with a cross body. He rolls Deems to the inside and Al falls for the count.
1...2.. Kickout
Both Treats and Chief are back in their respective corners as both Deems and Al crawl towards their partners. Both men tag at the same time and Treats and Chief charge in and start to trade blows. Treats gets the upperhand as Al sneaks behind the referee. He kicks the referee in the balls and then sneaks behind Treats and hits a low blow. Treats hops around as Al hits a second low blow and Chief rolls Treats up
Crowd: 1...2...3
Tito: Al's low blow has stopped the referee from pinning
Bill: Come on get the referee up.
Chief tries to revive the referee as Deems enters the ring. Chief turns to attack Treats but walks right into the Devil's Hammer from Deems. Deems shows off as Al stands behind him. Deems turns around and is nailed with the Superkick. Al drags Chief to their corner as the referee is getting to his feet. He blind tags Chief and covers Deems but the referee has realized that Rotten Treats is the legal man. Hardcore Al gets up and walks towards Treats who has now recovered from the low blows. As Hardcore Al nears Treats is able to roll him up.
1...2... Chief breaks the count
Deems re-enters the ring and starts to fight off Chief. He measures Chief and runs for the clothesline but Chief ducks and Deems takes out the referee. As the referee falls to the mat EJ Walker runs to the ring and starts to kick Deems. He clotheslines Deems and him and Al starts to kick Deems as the crowd explodes.
Tito: Wow ... it's Wildcat with a chair
Bill: Watch out guys
Wildcat slides into the ring and swings at EJ taking him out. Al turns around and is hit with a chairshot of his own.
Vega: Good for that asshole Al
Bill: Don't hate him just because he's beautiful
Vega: Shut up Bill
Bill: Make me Whore
Wildcat prepares her chair as Chief uses Rotten Treats to get to his feet. As Wildcat swings with the chair Chief falls back and pushes Treats into the chair shot. Wildcat quickly drops the chair and goes to check on Treats but Chief sneaks behind her and tosses her over the top rope. He then places Al over the Treats and revives the referee.
1...2...3
Tito: E&A has won it with the help of Wildcat.
Bill: Yeah but Vega is still a whore
Chief rolls out of the ring and pulls Hardcore Al out of the ring with him. They both help EJ Walker to his feet and make their way to the back as Wildcat checks on Rotten Treats.
**Commercial Break**
?On the G? is heard over the PA System and the crowd goes NUTS as Trilville and Lil Jon?s ?Neva Eva? song hits and G-Unit makes his way to the ring. He stops at the entrance where he walked out from and he holds his arms in the crucifix. G-Unit comes to the ring and gets in and does his pyros (Like Kevin Nash). As the pyros stops-
*GONG!* The arena lights drop to pitch black. A flash shot of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to D-Matic.
*GONG!* Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of Phoenix delivering Hellfire to Clench onto the UCW Heavyweight Title.
*GONG!* A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix's entrance at the final match of the Memorial Cup plays on the PowerTron 10.
*GONG!* The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Phoenix' by Stratovarious blares out, and fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Haven, Styles, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein and Mars, and a slow-mo shot of Phoenix hitting 'Through Hellfire & Brimstone' on Pagan.*
*Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing his dark green cloak and his Rosary. He stands up as the crowd roars and begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, playing up to the crowd, holding his ribs on the occasion.*
*He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and the arms go out to the crucifix, then he points straight up with a middle finger salute as the corner opposite him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the cloak, dropping it in the last corner, and hangs the Rosary over the ringpost.*
Phoenix pulls a mic out of the cloak with a smile on his face.
Phoenix: Back in TKOW! again huh? I tell you what, I'm getting sick of facing the SCW roster. When's the brass going to grow a set and put me against someone worth kicking the life out of?
G-Unit marches in but Phoenix puts the business end of his black steel bat in the big man's chest.
Phoenix: Back off son before I show you the meaning of black *raises the bat* on black *points to G-Unit* violence.
G-Unit's fists ball up but he stands firm as Phoenix continues.
Phoenix: D-Matic is a title holder. Other then smoke a bong and suck down Soulfly all day what's the man do? Lose matches to me. Dustin Hughes won a title. What'd he do? Lost to me. Now how is it I got half your champs with losses to me and the other half are losses waiting to happen? I'm the best this companies got, but TV Evangelist gets a world title shot after stepping back into the company.
G-Unit moves up...
Phoenix: I said wait your turn! Are you in a hurry to be embarrassed? Roll that beautiful bean footage!
The HPWA PPV, Fun-N-Games, during the announced Invitational.
Phoenix slams Carpenter into the cage backfirst, trying to break the Katahajimi. He manages to break his arm free and Carpenter simply shifts into a choking sleeper. Phoenix grabs the side of the cage and starts to climb, Carpenter and all!
Carpenter shifted from the choke back into the Katahajimi, and slid himself so he's applying the Death Row! Carpenter releases the hold, pulling Phoenix up long enough to DDT him onto the steel roof of the cage! Carpenter climbs down the cage and grabs Crystal's chair, folding it and throwing it up onto the roof of the cage. Carpenter pulls a bat out from behind the announce table and throws that up too, then grabs one of the ladders from earlier and sets in across the two announce tables. He grabs a second ladder and does the same thing, then climbs back up the cage.
Carpenter gets to the top of the cage only to be looking at the business end of the bat he threw up earlier. The crowd eats up the anticipation of a body careening off the top of a cage, but Phoenix shakes his head and backs up, allowing Carpenter to finish his ascent, much to the chagrin of the fans. Phoenix drops the bat and sets himself mid-roof as Carpenter slowly circles him. Without much though Carpenter rushes in, tackling Phoenix. But Phoenix grabs him, taking a few steps back to steady himself, and gutwrenches him into a backbreaker.
Phoenix grabs Carpenter and sets him between his legs, pulling him up and looking to the crowd, all on their feet, then piledriving him to the steel. Phoenix picks him up again, but Carpenter retaliates by slamming the chair into Phoenix's gut, then guillotining him onto it. As Phoenix stumbles back clutching at his throat, Carpenter smashes the chair over his skull, driving him back farther.
Carpenter is again driving Phoenix towards the edge of the cage, this time with a steel chair! Another shot, and another- blocked! Phoenix knocks the chair down, swift kick to the gut, X DDT! Phoenix delivers the X DDT! Carpenter rolls... The crowd collectively gasps as Carpenter rolls off the side of the cage. Phoenix rolls and grabs him at the last second, keeping him from falling!
Quadir: Vergus is out at 10:00 even and we down to three, and that cracka assed bitch is makin no sense! Why's he helpin keep psycho freak in one piece?
Mark Majors: Phoenix pulling, Carpenter getting a foothold, he's grabbing Phoenix around the back of the head and a knuck shot to the skull! He's fighting Phoenix while hanging off the side of the cage just above us! Another shot! He climbs a bit more, grabs ahold-
*A few screams and a shitload of yells accentuate as Carpenter rips Phoenix off the top of the cage and throws him down and to his left as he falls to the right.
Phoenix slams through the two ladders Carpenter set up early on as Carpenter himself crashes through the announce teams table a second later! The crowd is totally on their feet and the chant of "WHAT THE FUCK!" is heard reverberating through the arena that Power built as the only sound is static now that the announce position is trashed.*
Phoenix: You see that? I just went through that hell not a few days ago. And that was barely a third of the punishment I to-
G-Unit knocks the bat out of Phoenix's hands, boots him in the gut, pulls him to the center of the ring and hoists Ballin Hard!
Phoenix: Oh hell n-
Phoenix is cut off as he slams the mic into G-Unit's head, but G-Unit nails the move anyway! G-Unit moves to the ropes, admonishing the ref and telling him to call for the bell and come in and count. Phoenix, however, sits up...
G-Unit turns as the ref slides in, bell ringing, and Phoenix has a bird in his face! Phoenix ducks under and in, hoisting G-Unit up...
Phoenix: I told you to step off...
...and delivers the Phoenix Driver, mic still in hand. He rolls, clutching at his obviously injured ribs, and forces himself to his feet. He climbs to the top rope...
Phoenix: See what you had to go make me do?
...and leaps off into a perfect Fire Flight!
Tito: Damn he's got some athleticism left. A picturesque Swanton Bomb crushes G-Unit, and a pin...
1...
2... Kickout!
Phoenix: Ok fine. Get yourself up boy... Come on, good boy...
Phoenix pulls G-Unit into a double underhook, then hauls him up and over into a tiger driving brainbuster!
"Playboy": Well shit he's dead now...
Phoenix points to the top rope and climbs once more. Steadying himself, he leaps, twisting, and slamming home onto G-Unit with a Phoenix Splash as the ringpost flames explode!
Phoenix: Count this ref.
1...
2...
3!
Tito: The ref calls for the bell in a very anticlimactic match.
Phoenix: Screw the rest of this! This is the final time I'll say this. King of the Jungle is mine, no doubt about it. And Starr! Jason Starr! Your title is the sole focus of my time here in TKOW! from now on. No Ultimate Chaos, no pansy assed Custom title, no tag titles alone, it's World or nothing. No more of this nickel and dime fighting. That belt's going to be mine. Bet on it.
Phoenix drops the mic, tosses on the Rosary, grabs his cloak and bat and heads out of the ring and up the ramp to his usual mixed reaction.
**commercial Break**
Odin is waiting in the ring as ?A World So Cold? by Mudvayne play. Icarus makes his way to the ring, keeping his eye on Odin, who is pacing in the ring. Icarus climbs in and the two men stare at each other.
The referee calls for the bell as they continue staring at each other. Odin makes the first move and shoves at Icarus who takes a step back. But Icarus returns the favor and shoves at Odin who also takes a step back. This enrages Odin who charges at Icarus, but Icarus steps aside and Odin becomes entangled in the ropes. Icarus comes up behind Odin and applies a headlock, but Odin quickly breaks the hold. Odin throws Icarus into the ropes and hits Icarus with a shoulder block off the ropes, knocking Icarus to the mat. He then tries to roll Icarus over for the sharpshooter, but Icarus blocks the move and kicks at Odin from behind, sending Odin through the ropes to the outside.
Odin falls to the floor and slowly gets up. He looks up in time to see Icarus attempting to dive over the top rope at him. But Odin steps aside and Icarus catches his head on the barrier, breaking open the skin on the forehead. Blood starts to stream down Icarus? face as Odin grabs Icarus by the hair and slams his head repeatedly into the steel steps. Odin lets go of Icarus as the referee starts the count.
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5........
Icarus manages to pull himself up and roll back in the ring. Odin goes for the opportunity and pulls Icarus up. He throws Icarus into the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Icarus ducks and hits the ropes again, and this time catches Odin with a flying clothesline, and both men hit the mat. Icarus doesn?t waste any time and lands repeated blows to Odin in the head with a closed fist. The referee warns Icarus who stands up and glares at him, blood running down the side of his face.
Icarus pulls Odin up, and starts striking Odin on his body, as Odin backs up into the corner. Icarus then hits the Touch of Ivory on Odin, who falls face first to the mat. Icarus goes for the cover, hooking the leg. The referee counts 1........2........3 !!
Icarus gets the win! Icarus gets to his feet, wiping the blood out of his eyes when he sees a figure at the top of the ramp...none other then TKOW World Heavyweight Champion Jason Starr. Starr stares at Icarus, who stares right back. Icarus then points at Starr, then motions that the title will be around the waist of Icarus.
**Commercial Break**
"The Anthem by Good Charlotte hits, the crowd go wild. Aaron makes his way down to the ring with Dustin Hughes. The crowd are still in ecstacy. Aaron gets in the ring, soaking up the adulation."
Tito: It's main event time here on High Voltage! In the ring is the man that picked up the HUGE upset over the World Heavyweight Champion last week; Jason F'n Starr!
Jakes: Aaron MC pulled out a big one back at Total Conflict. Let's see if he can pull another one out here tonight.
Vega: I like Aaron except for the fact that joker in the ring with him. How the hell are those two friends???
Jakes: Alot of Punk people are gay. & Good Charlotte are Gay. Period.
"Vega rolls her eyes."
Tito: Jakes, you must lead a very miserable life.
"Jakes looks at Vega then at Tito."
Jakes: That's so true that it is'nt even funny.
Vega: You son of a....
"As Ghalleon walks out to the entrance ramp, his new Khaos Tron starts up. It starts up with a picture of the Crimson Knights flag waving in the wind, it then fades to a picture of the chateau at sunrise, Falling away from me from Korn then starts up at this time. The Khaos Tron then starts to show clips of some of Ghalleon's past matches and then goes back to the Crimson Knight's flag blowing in the wind with a set of nine people walking in a formation (like on the opening of Justice League) it then goes on playing clips of past Ghalleon matches as the music continues. While this is happing Ghalleon is being accompanied to the ring by Sammy and Hector. Fireworks would then be shot into the air like Kurt Angle's. Ghalleon then enters the ring and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and raises his left arm up into the air. Hector and Sammy then leaves the ring and stands outside at ringside."
Tito: Oh crap, Dustin Hughes has company at ringside.
Jakes: It does'nt matter. Because the man that's gonna win this match is gonna come out now! EXTREME KILLER PHIL BITCH!!!!
"Down With The Sickness By Disturbed plays as Phil saunters out to the ring mocking the fans who chorus boo's at him. He climbs in the ring looking at both of his opponents with a look of disgust on his face as his music closes."
Vega: There so much tension in that ring right now it's like riding a psychotic horse through a burning stable.
Jakes: You'd know alot about "Riding Horses" would'nt you... ?
Vega: ASSHOLE!!!!
Tito: Oh, for the love of... *sighs*
"Public Enemy's Fight The Power hits the loudspeaker and after a few seconds, Jason Starr appears on top of the rampway with his TKOW World Title draped over his right shoulder. He slowly paces down to the ring, slapping fan hands on his way. As he gets to the ring, he looks down to the ground momentarily, then pounds his chest with each hand and thrusts his fists in the air & heads around to the announce table grabbing a headset."
Jakes: What the hell's this joker doing out here?
Starr: I think the better question is why you're out here & not busting your chops some place else & at somebody different for a change.... Like Dr. Atkins in a Subway shop or something.
Vega: OWNED!!!
Jakes: Atleast I'm not a World Champion who got out-wrestled by a guy that actually uses Good Charlotte as a source of entrance music.
Starr: Fuck you ya vaginal Discharge.
Jakes: I know more about fucking than you ever will.
Starr: I would'nt doubt that considering you have a mother that calls you "sugar daddy."
Jakes: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A HOLD OF THAT-.......
"Jakes cuts himself off & regains his composure as Vega & Tito snigger."
Starr: Now let's get to the match people!
Tito: That's my line.
(BELL RINGS)
"All three men stay in their corners for a moment before slowly coming to the center of the ring."
Tito: All three men are being extremely cautious in that ring right now.
"Ghalleon & Aaron lock up with eachother causing Phil too pause & watch with a smile on his face."
Starr: I hate it when Phil shows intelligence.
"Ghalleon & Aaron push off eachother & staredown. They then turn to an un-guarded Phil & deliver forearms at the same time sending him back against the ropes."
Starr: MUCH BETTER!!!
Vega: I agree...
Jakes: FIGHT BACK!!!
Tito: *Shakes his head*
"Ghalleon & Aaron send Phil off the ropes. Phil comes charging back with a running double clothesline that both Aaron & Ghalleon duck. Phil goes off the ropes again but gets double dropkicked over the top rope to the outside."
Starr: I'm loving this!
Jakes: You're sick Starr.
Starr: You're one too talk. You're alias is Playboy man.
Jakes: Yeah..... Well..... Damn.
Vega: What the hell is Dustin doing???
"As the ref is distracted by holding off Galleon & Aaron from going after Phil Dustin begins attacking with stomps."
Starr: Wait a minute.... Hey Ref!
Tito: I thought you were enjoying this?
Starr: I love seeing Phil get the hell beaten out of him as much as the next person but this match does'nt need outside interference.
"Sammy & Hector go around too see what's going on as Dustin makes his way to the other side of ringside."
Vega: Why'd he stop???
Jakes: *Sniggering* I think I know.
"The ref turns around too see Sammy & Hector standing near Phil. The ref gets a pissed look on his face & sends them to the back. Ghalleon begins arguing with the ref allowing Aaron to roll him into a schoolboy."
Tito: Aaron may pull a quick one here!
"1... 2... Kickout."
Starr: That was pretty damn close.
"Both men get to their feet & begin slugging it out in the center of the ring. Ghalleon sends a sudden kick to the gut & follows it up with a quick swinging neckbreaker & makes the cover."
Tito: Ghalleon covers.
"1... 2... Kickout."
Tito: Aaron can take alot mor than that.
"Ghalleon pulls Aaaron up & delivers a scoops slam putting Aaron to the mat. He runs off the ropes for something but Phil pulls the ropes down causing Ghalleon too crash hard on the floor."
Jakes: Ouch!
"Phil gets in the ring as Aaron begins getting up in the ring & hits him with a running knee sending him him back down."
Vega: Phil drops down for the cover.
"1... 2... Kickout."
Jakes: WHAT A KICKOUT!!!!
Starr: Jakes.....you're a very stupid man.
"Phil pulls Aaron up & throws him in the corner following in with a clothesline."
Tito: A nicely done clothesline by Phil.
"Phil pulls Aaron up in the corner & begins giving taunting slaps to the side of Aarons head. He goes for a right hand but Aaron blocks it & begins fighting back with punch after punch after punch & finally knocks Phil the hell down then plays to the fans."
Tito: Aaron lookes pumped!
"As he plays to the fans Ghalleon comes in from behind hitting a double axe handle sending Aaron outside the ring through the ropes. Ghalleon catches Phil with a dropkick to the face as he gets to a knee. He hits an Oklahoma roll-up on Phil."
Tito: 1... 2... Kickout!
"Ghalleon pulls Phil up but Phil suddenly levels him down with a clothesline. Phil pulls him up & hits a vertical suplex with ease."
Tito: Phil covers...
"1... 2... Kickout."
Starr: Phil's toying with him. Not a good move.
"Phil pulls Ghalleon up & throws him off the ropes & catches him with a knee to the gut that send him flipping to the mat on the way back. Phil takes notice of Aaron pulling himself onto the ring apron & pulls him by the hair & attempts too suplex him into the ring. Aaron pulls himself backdown & suplexes Phil to the floor instead!"
Tito: PHIL IS DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!!
"Aaron steps into the ring & attacks Ghalleon as he gets up with a kick to the side of the head. He follows it up & pulls Ghalleon up going for a ddt but Ghalleon reverses it into a northerns lights suplex."
Tito: Great counter!
"1... 2... Kickout."
Vega: Aaron recovers. & Dustins at it again!
"Dustin catches Phil with a running clothesline & throws him into the ring. Aaron suddenly hits an atomic drop on Ghalleon. He runs off the ropes & catches Ghalleon with a spear. Aaron pulls Phil up & throws him into the corner & nails a body splash. Phil stumbles out of the corner & drops onto his face Ric Flair style."
Tito: Down goes Phil!
"Aaron turns around into a belly to belly suplex by Ghalleon!"
Jakes: Where the hell did he come from!?
"Ghalleon makes the cover! 1... 2... 3!!!NO!"
Tito: Aaron kicks out!
"Ghalleon pulls Aaron up & sets him on the top rope."
Starr: This looks bad for Aaron.
"Ghalleon climbs up & hooks Aaron for a superplex. Phil comes up behind Ghalleon & hooks him into an electric chair & throws over the top rope on top of Dustin Hughes on the outside."
Tito: I hate too admit it but Phil gave Dustin exactly what he deserved.
Jakes: That's nice all but what about poor Ghalleon.
Vega: He's down on the outside. That's the jist of it you moron.
"Phil delivers several strikes to the side of Aarons head & climbs up for a superplex."
Starr: Someone need too tell Phil that you're supposed too superplex someone from the top rope.
Vega: What the hell is Phil doing?
"Phil lifts Aaron into a suplex from the middle rope drops straight back into a BRAINBUSTER!!"
Tito: HOLY HELL!!!
Jakes: GOODNIGHT AARON!!!
Starr: SOMEONE GET A MEDIC OUT HERE!!!
Vega: SERIOUSLY!!!
"Phil gets up & walks around Aarons seemingly lifeless corpse for a few moments before sooping it up & hits the-"
Jakes: KILLER DRIVER BITCH!!!
Tito: It was great outing on the part of Aaron & Ghalleon but it's over.
Starr: Not until satanic son of a bitch actually covers him.
Vega: He just did...
"ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!"
Starr: I don't believe that little rat!
"Dustin Hughes pulls Phil out of the ring& to the floor! Phil slowly turns his head looking at Dustin in a strange way.
Jakes: Oh crap.
Starr: This won't end well.
"Dustin begins backing off some with a faltering facial expression. Phil charges in & begins throwing fist after fist onto Dustin."
Starr: Talk about an ass beating.
Vega: Got that right.
Jakes: Ghalleon just snuck into the ring & covers!
"ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
NO!!!"
Tito: Aaron kicked out!!!!
Jakes: Barely though!!!
"Ghalleon rolls on his back as he & Aaron begin too recover."
"The camera suddenly shows Phil hitting the Killer Driver on the outside to Dustin!"
Tito: Dustin Hughes just got driven onto the floor!
Vega: That takes him out of the equation.
Crowd: EKP! EKP! EKP! EKP! EKP!!!
EKP: DAMN RIGHT!!!
"Phil climbs into the ring as Ghalleon begins getting up. He picks Ghalleon up attempts a suplex but Ghalleon lands behind Phil & hits a reverse ddt driving Phil into the mat!"
Starr: Ghalleon can win this if he follows up.
"Ghalleon goes to the corner & climbs to the top rope & hits a swanton bomb!"
Tito: Ghalleon covers Phil!
"ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
NO!!!"
"Phil pulls his shoulder up at the very last moment. Ghalleon argues with the ref then heads back to the corner as Phil gets up & comes out with thr Raganok but Phil ducks & Ghalleon hits Aaron! Ghalleon turns around to Phil who kicks him in the gut & hoists him into a powerbomb! Ghalleon flips through & pushes backwards!
SMACK~!"
Tito: KILJOY!!! Dustin just leveled Phil like it was nobody elses business!
"Ghalleon covers Aaron but the ref is distracted with Dustin! The Ref finally turns around & makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
NO!!!"
Tito: Aaron kicked out again!
"Dustin pulls Phil out of the ring & begins throwing right hands at him. Phil fires back with right hands of his own & they both brawl into the crowd away from the ring."
Jakes: This is madness!
"Ghalleon heads to the corner & signals for another Raganok."
Tito: I don't think Aaron can handle two these.
"Ghalleon comes out for it but Aaron ducks! Ghalleon turns around & Aaron hits a super kick of his own knocking Ghalleon down! Ghalleon rolls onto his stomach & pushes himself up to his knee's when-
SMACK~~!"
Tito: SHINING WIZARD!!!! THAT'S HIS MOVE!!!!
"Aaron makes the cover!"
Jakes: NO WAY!!!
"ONE TWO THREE!!!"
Vega: Aaron wins!
Jakes: You gotta kidding me!!!
Starr: I don't believe it.
"Starr removes his headset & slides in the ring as Aaron is celebrating. Both men stare eachother down as Starr extends his hand. Aaron just stands there & looks at it for a moment then out to the crowd. He finally takes Starrs hand who raises Aarons & exits the ring as Aaron continues his celebration with the fans."
Tito: What a victory by this kid! He's been on such a major roll since coming into TKOW. Last week he managed too beat the World Heavyweight Champion & ths week he went up with a Former World Heavyweight Champion & a top notch world class athlete!
Jakes: Not without help from a particular someone though.
Vega: Where the hell are those two anyways?
"The scene switches to the parking lot where Phil & Dustin are being broken up by security. The scene switches back to ringside where Aaron begins walking up the ramp with his belt. The Khaos Tron shows Ghalleon pulling himself up by the ropes staring eerily at Aaron as Aaron leaves to the back."
[Fade out]
High Voltage: 7/28/04
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