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A pyro showcase is seen as the camera angle is looking at all views of the audience holding signs reading."Starr > Dustin Hughes," "EKP Rocks my socs...I mean Socks!" and another sign that reads "Aaron Mc is way cool!"

The camera now settles in on the commentators booth where "Playboy" Bill Jakes, and Tito Poppi sit.

Tito: "Boy have we got a great show ahead for you guys tonight!"

Bill: "And gals"

Tito: "We have a huge 6 man tag match with Odin, David Sadler, and Phoenix going toe to toe with the team of Aaron Mc, Ghalleon, and Karnij"

Bill: "The first team you mentioned better prevail!"

Tito: "We will see, but we also have a huge match with Dustin Hughes getting the privelage to go one on one with our World Heavyweight Champion....Jason Starr....Bill, who's your pick for that one?"

Bill: "I would say Dustin...he manages to pull out all stops"

Tito: "That very well may be! and the mainevent for tonight is Soulfly vs Samhain....if Soulfly loses Samhain becomes CEO and Soulfly's contract is terminated!...But we have those matches and much more to come!"

An image appears on the Khaostron with Hoops Jackson standing alongside Dustin Hughes with a mic.

Hoops: "Yo whats up everybody...I am standing here with your "Twisted Pleasures" Champion Dustin Hughes, who will challenge Jason Starr in a non title match. Dustin what are your thoughts on this match?"

Dustin grimmaces while caressing his championship belt

Dustin: "Thoughts...Hoops...All I am thinking about is how famous my name will be after I get the 1...2...3 on Jason Starr tonight.."

Hoops: "Yeah, but do not expect this match to be easy. You've made a new enemy in EKP and he very well might try and pull something in order for Starr to get the win."

Dustin: "EKP...What's he going to do? Give me a career killer? I mean look at who's careers I have ended in the past. ECC, Bruno, and Lee Williams. I mean I stabbed Clench in the back with an icepick...I led to his downfall! So EKP is just another mouse to fee"

Dustin is interrupted by the voice of EKP's

EKP: "I am what?! Going to kick your ass when we meet up in that ring?"

Dustin: "Haha...you can dream all you want..."

EKP: This aint no dream. This is reality and whenever you want to try and take a piece out of me...you just tell me and we can set shit up alright?"

EKP begins to walk away....Dustin grabs his hand

Dustin: "How about now?"

Phil smiles...thinks about it, and hits Dustin in the face with a right hand knocking him down to the floor. EKP smiles and dusts off his hands

EKP: "Hows that for you?.....oh...I will not be interfering in your match tonight because Starr can handle you himself."

EKP walks away. Dustin gets to his feet.

Hoops: "Your thoughts?"

Dustin pushes the camera away and walks off.

Tito: "Well...These two do not like eachother one bit!"

Bill: "No way!?"

Tito: "It will be disaster when these two meet up...But coming up after the break we will see Hardcore Al vs. Deems with the special Guest Referee Rotten Treats and Special Guest Enforcer EJ Walker..Coming up!"


Commercial Break


As we return we hear the voice of ring announcer Richard Head

Head- The following contest is schedued for one fall. Introducing first, The speacial guest refferee, Rotten Treaaaats!!!

*"Ya'll Want a single" by Korn blares on the speakers. On the Khaostron, A black hummer pulls up. Chief, AL, and Treats steps out of the hummer and walks towards the camera in slowmow(like Evolution). When the song goes "boom, boom, boom..." A few bulletholes apear on the screen, wich 2 of them hits Chief and Al in the head. Theres a silent moment as Blood flows down the screen. The name "Rotten Treats" apears in the blood and the heavy part kicks in as Treats comes out. He plays the crowd (like Edge does) in his black and white striped shirt. He rolls in the ring and bounces on the ropes (like edge) and plays the crowd again. Finaly he stops and waits.

Head- And the Special ringside enforcer, SCW's no.1 contender for the SCW Cup, E.J. Wallllllkerrrr!!!!

On the Khaostron, the words "Buy PoW products" is shown. Price to Play by Staind plays as EJ walks out slowly, usually mouthing off to the crowd as he makes his way to the ring, while several pyros shoot off into the air.
Walker and Treats argue with each other as Head introduces the next man.

Head- Weighting in at 235 pounds, Deeems!!!!

the entire area goes black, flash of lightning and sounds of thunder muffle the sounds of people begging crying for mercy."Bloodline" by slayer starts to play. After the song plays for 5 seconds, Deems comes out. He rubs the sweat from his bald head and then walks down the ramp. He claps hands with a couple of fans and rolls in the ring. Deems and Treats fist pound each other and wait for Al.

Head- And introducing the challenger, From Toronto, Canada. Weighting in at 228 pounds, Hardcore Allllll!!!

The song gossip by classified starts to play with Al posing on the big screen. When the lyrics start he comes out to the ramp showing off to the crowd and kissing ladies on the way down to the ring. Before he enters the ring he does a little dance on the apron. He finally goes in and goes to the corner turnbuckle and poses like Randy Orton to the fans.

E.J. Walker slides in the ring to talk to Al.

Crowd- Die PoW Die!!!, Die PoW Die!!!....

Tito: This crowd is showing their dislike for PoW

Bill: These people of sheep

Vega: So what does that make you ... their shepard

Bill: Whore

Al and Walker trash talk the crowd a bit, but Treats tells Walker to step out the ring. Treats searches Al for weapons and when he finds none, he calls for the bell. Deems and Al lock up for a second, but Deems outpowers Al and throws him in the corner. Deems smiles and kisses his biceps. Al gets a furious look in his face and they lock up again. Deems outpowers Al again and Al ends up on his back this time. Al gets up and kicks the bottom rope in rage. Deems calls him over for another lockup. Al slowly aproaches and just when it looks like he's going to go for it again, he kicks Deems in the stomach and delivers a snap suplex. Al gets back up and puts the boots to Deems. Al turns around and gets in Treat's face, yelling at him. While Al is screaming in his brother's face, Deems gets back up and walks up behind Al and gives him a german suplex.

Tito: Some early offense from Deems. It may be over soon

Bill: Al can last a long time ... Ask this whore next to me

Vega: Shut up bill ... and yes he can last

Bill: How about me and you

Vega: Do I look desperate

Deems picks up Al and sends him to the ropes and hits him with a brutal standing clothesline. Deems picks up Al and delivers a powerful bodyslam. Deems looks down at Walker and gives him the finger before going back to Al. When he gets him up, Al pokes at Deems' eyes and runs at the ropes. Just when it looks like Al is going to get some offense in though, Deems quickly grabs Al into a spinebuster. Deems picks up Al and throws him into a corner. Al bounces right out and trys to hit a superkick, but Deems catches his foot. Deems shakes his head and spins Al around, but Al turns it into a dragon kick. Al falls to the gound but Deems was sent to the outside by the kick and is not moving.

Walker starts to count out Deems but Treats rolls out the ring and stops him. Walker yells "What are you doing?" but Treats walks over to the anouncers table and grabs a mic.

Treats- This match has no count out!

Tito: Treats has just made this match no countout.

Bill: Can he do that?

Vega: He just did genious

Bill: Thank you

Vega: No I was being sarcastic

Bill: Whatever

The crowd screams their approval as treats goes back in the ring. Al is now up and argues again with Treats. When He finaly stops arguing, he walks over the ropes and reaches down to grab Deems who is now standing by the apron. Out of nowheres Deems swings up a steel chair and crushes Al's skull. Walker jumps up on the apron and starts to yell at Treats.

Walker- DQ him Asshole!!!

Treats goes over to the ropes and asks for the mic again.

Treats- This match is now, No DQ!!!!

The crowd goes nuts at that last anouncement.

Tito: Treats makes another change to the match to help his comrade

Bill: This is not fair to PoW I tell ya. Treats is screwing Al more then Vega has

Vega: You jealous Bill

Bill: ...

Deems stands over Al with the chair as EJ Walker enters and walks behind Deems. He grabs thew chair and pulls it out of the hands of Deems. Deems turns around right into a chair shot from EJ Walker. Deems stumbles backwards but stays standing. EJ hits him with another chair shot that grounds the monster. Treats gets into EJ's face but EJ just smiles and mouths "No DQ" to Treats. He rolls back to the outside as Al is getting up. Al gets to his feet As Deems is at his knees. Al runs and hits the shining wizard on Deems almost taking off his head.

Tito: Shades of Aaron MC right there.

Al rolls out of the ring and grabs a few chairs from ringside. He rolls them into the ring and then looks under the ring and finds a golf club. He rolls back into the ring and lays the chair across Deems' face hitting a leg drop that opens his nose. He then grabs the golf club and positions it near Deems' "love below." He tees up and looks to the crowd.

Al: Four

He swings the golf club as the crowd shutters at the thought of the impact. Deems rolls around the ring holding his privates as EJ ands Al share a hearty laugh
Tito: That was horrible. I feel for Deems

Bill: not like that asshole actualloy uses that thing

Vega: Atleast his isn't shrink wrapped like yours.

Bill: ... Whore

Al sets up the two chairs next to each other as Deems' is getting back to his feet. Deems has a glare in his eyes that wasn't seen earlier and he turns toward Al setting the chairs. Al turns around and right into the arms of Deems who sets him on his shoulders. Deems looks at the chairs and delivers the "Devil's Hammer" through the chairs. He covers Al as Rene falls for the pin.

1...2... EJ pulls Rene out of the ring.

EJ clotheslines Rene as Deems notices this and starts to chase EJ around. EJ keeps Deems occupied as Al starts to toss and turn on the apron. Al gets to the ropes and pulls himself up as EJ rolls into the ring. Rene gets in from the opposite side and Deems strolls in and grabs a chair. He stands over EJ with the chair and gets ready to swing as Al comes out of nowhere and hits a superkick knocking the chair into Deems' face.

EJ goes back to the outside and gets a ladder from under the ring. He sets it beside the top rope as Al sets the chair across Deems face. Al leaps to the top rope and then climbs over to the ladder. He positions himself on the ladder and points to the sky (ala Macro Man). He leaps into the sky and hits a perfect elbow drop driving the chair into Deems face. He covers as Treats falls for the count

1...

EJ: Faster asswipe

2...

Tito: Can Treats count out his friend

Bill: He has to Tito

Vega: He has to do nothing ... he's the referee

Treats stares at Al and thinks over the situation but finially decides what to do
3

Bill: Al has overcome all the odds and won this match.

Tito: But he used weapons and EJ

Vega: Only after Treats made it "No DQ"

Tito: Are you two agreeing on something.

Vega: no

Bill: Whore

Vega gets irritated at Bill and leaves for the time being...

Tito: "Well up next we have the triple threat match with"

Bill: "Rick Dushae vs EKP vs G-Unit!"

Tito: "Good for you Bill!"

Bill: "Shut it Poppi"

Commercial


The scene fades back in with a shot at the Commentators booth once again

Bill: "You ready for this match Tito!?"

Tito: "Yeah, this could be good"

Bill: "I just like to see EKP fighting these other worthless jobbers....it shows where he belongs"

Tito: "Uhh....whatever, they all have extremely great talent...."

Down With The Sickness" By Disturbed hits the PA and Extreme Killer Phil walks out onto the stage as the fans chant ?Camel, Camel?. Phil walks down the ramp and to the ring, and rolls into the ring under the ropes. Phil gets up and goes to the top-right hand corner as he awaits his opponents.

Bill: "Burn out...Burn out...Burn out!...Come on Tito...chant with me!"

Tito: "ugh!"

Shinra Corporation" by Nobuo Uematsu hits and Rick Dushae comes onto the ramp. He walks down to the ring in a very serious manner until he reaches the apron. There he grabs the top rope and pulls himself up onto the apron, before stepping under the top rope, and running to the top-right turnbuckle where he smirks and does a muscle pose.

Bill: "Jobber! Jobber! Jobber!"

Tito: "I happen to think Dushae has a very good career ahead of him. Whether he's cocky or not...whether he loses his first few TKOW! matches or not..he's talented"

Bill: "Whatever"


?One the G? is heard over the PA System and the crowd goeswild as Trilville and Lil Jon?s ?Neva Eva? song hits and G-Unit makes his way to the ring. He stops at the entrance where he walked out from and he holds out his arms, (like Raven). G-Unit comes to the ring and gets in and does his pyro. (Like Kevin Nash) holding up his hand. As the pyros stops he stops and faces EKP and Dushae.

Bill: "Didn't this guy lose to Dustin Hughes at Asian Invasion...and then again at Megabowl?"

Tito: "Thats correct"

Bill: "Then he stole Dustin's Ultimate Chaos Championship, and lost it in his first defence against Aaron Mc?"

Tito: "Yes"

Bill: "That theif. Dustin did not deserve to be stolen from!"

Tito: "He deserves alot worse than that. The mans barbaric...but lets call the match ok?"

Bill: "Alright i guess"

The bell rings and the three men come into a triangle formation in the middle of the ring. The three look at each other as the crowd waits for a break. The crowd doesn?t wait long as Dushae makes the first hit on Unit. Unit then reacts by hitting Phil, who in turn hits Dushae. Dushae smacks G-Unit again, and the cycle continues.

Bill: "God...get on with the match."

After a third repeat of the cycle, EKP finally breaks it by continuing to pound Dushae. Phil slams his fists into Dushae?s face as Dushae backs into the corner. G-Unit, instead of getting involved, watches as Phil continues to abuse Dushae. But Dushae manages to block a shot, and starts to hit Phil with fists of his own. Phil backs away with each shot, until Dushae kicks him away. Unit sees Dushae vulnerability at this point, and capitalizes by clotheslining Dushae in the back of the head. Dushae goes down as EKP recuperates. Unit and Phil look at each other and smirk before going to Dushae and they begin to stomp away at him. Dushae tries to roll away but is over-powered by the two. But as they continue to stomp G-Unit changes direction and tackles Phil down and begins to smack him with lefts and rights. But Phil is able to counter and kicks Unit away. Unit stumbles backwards, trying to regain his balance, until Dushae rolls him up.

Tito: "Small package by Dushae....1...2..No Phil breaks it up."

Bill: "Damn him!"

Phil gets Dushae up and starts pounding away once more on Dushae?s skull. But it doesn?t last long as Unit hits Phil from behind with a swift shot to the back. Phil grasps his back before G-Unit Irish Whips him into the ropes. Phil bounces back to receive a big hip toss by Unit. EKP hits hard on the mat and continues to hold his back. G-Unit looks down on Phil until he is struck with a kick to the gut by Dushae. Unit bends down and Dushae grabs him by the head. Dushae then tosses him over the ropes. Dushae walks in-between the ropes and down to the outside where Unit is laying on the ground, starting to get up. Dushae gets Unit up and punches him hard in the stomach, making Unit once again bend over. Dushae holds him by the head and hits Unit in the back with hard forarm shots. Dushae then puts Unit in DDT position and hits the ?Gone Forever?.

Tito: "This could be it here!"

G-Unit holds his neck after the impact as Dushae gets up and starts to laugh at him.

Bill: "Thats the way confident wrestlers go...laugh at your victims pain!"

Tito: "I think it's rediculous"

Dushae's joy is short lived as EKP slides out of the ring and clotheslines Dushae down. Phil gets Dushae up and holds him by the head. EKP walks a little ways with Dushae to the ring pole, where he takes Rick Dushae?s head and slams it into the pole, sending Dushae down as the ref counts ?4". Phil turns his attention to Unit, who is still recuperating from the ?Gone Forever?. Phil gets G-Unit up and begins to hit him in the face with hard rights. Phil then knees Unit in the stomach and sends him down with a DDT. Phil then gets G-Unit up and rolls him into the ring as the ref hits ?7". Extreme Killer Phil gets into the ring and starts to pound his foot into Unit?s back. He gets Unit up and Irish Whips him into the corner. But Unit bounces back and hits EKP with a big boot, and then follows up with a leg drop. G-Unit rolls onto Phil and hooks the leg.

Tito: " G-unit covers Phil. 1..2..and Dushae out of nowhere hitting G-unit with a diving axe handle smash to break up the cover"

G-Unit gets off of Phil and pushes Dushae away. Dushae turns around before turning back and running Unit down with a jump-clothesline. Unit gets up to get various strikes from Dushae as he backs up in the corner. Once Unit gets into the corner, Dushae starts to chop away at Unit, with each chop being followed by a ?whooo!?. After the fifth chop, Dushae attempts to Irish Whip G-Unit into the opposite corner. But Unit counters, and instead sends Rick Dushae into the corner. Dushae staggers out of the corner after being sent in to receive a hard clothesline via G-Unit. Unit covers Dushae.

Bill: " Unit going for another cover!? I hope the thief doesnt pull it off. 1...2..."

Tito: "Dushae gets the shoulder up"

Unit gets off of Dushae and gets him up. G-Unit Irish Whips Dushae into the ropes and attempts a Big Boot as he comes back. But Dushae ducks it, comes back from behind Unit, and hits him with the Death Defier (a Cutter). Unit rolls to his back as Dushae gets up and starts deciding what to do. He doesn?t think long before he signals for the Railroad Kick. But even before Unit can get up at the least, EKP charges Dushae down with a shoulder block. Dushae gets up to receive a pile-driver by Phil. EKP covers.

Tito: "1...2..."

G-unit, out of desparation sort of slumps over Phil, breaking up the cover

Bill: "Hahaha...hes almost dead!"


Extreme Killer Phil gets up and Dushae rolls to the outside. EKP gets Unit up and throws him into the corner. Phil lifts Unit onto the top turnbuckle and signals for the SuperPlex. Phil gets onto the second rope and gets Unit in suplex position. But as EKP tries to lift G-Unit, Unit holds on and does not drop. Unit then counters Phil by lifting him up into the air and dropping him onto the apron feet first. Phil stays standing on the apron until G-Unit smacks him with his foot right in EKP?s face, sending EKP to the floor below. G-Unit gets off the top rope and climbs over the ropes to the outside. Phil is starting to get up until G-Unit gets him up and Irish Whips him into the apron back first. Phil bounces off the apron and holds his back before getting a hard clothesline by Unit. Unit raises his arms up in the air, signifying ?The end is near?. Unit strts to taunt Phil and becomes very arrogant. But he is interrupted by a baseball slide via Rick Dushae. Unit holds his jaw and backs off. Dushae follows up his slide by hitting a chop-block to the back of Unit?s leg. Unit holds his leg as he tries to get up, but he does not get up because Dushae grabs Unit?s leg and hits an elbow drop on it. Dushae gets up, still holding G-Unit?s leg, and locks in the Figure Four Leg-Lock. Unit yells in pain as Dushae holds in the lock tight. G-Unit tries to flip Dushae over, but Dushae has the lock in too strong. G-Unit begins to flail until Extreme Killer Phil gets up and stomps Dushae in the face, making him release the lock as the ref counts ?5" for the outside time limit. Phil gets Unit up and hits him with a few shots to the head before Irish Whipping him back into the ring. EKP rolls back into the ring as Unit begins to get up. EKP smirks as Unit gets up and turns around. Unit staggers forward right into EKP?s clutches. EKP gets G-Unit in suplex position, and lifts Unit high into the air. EKP then turns Unit?s back forward, and lands the Killer Driver (a Screwdriver). EKP gets up and is bout to cover when he is kicked in the stomach by Dushae, making him bend down. Rick Dushae is about to do the Railroad Kick, but then makes a new decision. Dushae makes Extreme Killer Phil get up straight before picking Phil up and getting him in Tombstone position. But instead of falling forward, Dushae falls backwards and hits the DVD Driver (A Fire-Thunder Driver), making EKP?s head bounce off the mat. Phil is rolled over by Dushae as Dushae hooks the leg and pins EKP.

Tito: "1...2...3!...dushae has done it! Dushae has done it!"

Bill: "Phil jobbed! I love it!"


The referee raises Rick Dushae?s hand as Dushae looks down on G-Unit and Phil.

Tito: "what a match!"

Bill: "And EKP really believes he can cut it against Dustin? He lost to Rick Dushae for god sakes!"

Tito: "Cut him some slack"

Bill: "Dustin will kill him..."



Suddenly on the Khaostron, the camera zooms in on the PoW locker room door backstage and enters to the sounds of EJ Walker and Hardcore Al celebrating Al's bug win earlier.

Al: We showed those assholes. Now lets to get drunk and laid.

EJ: Can't ... I gotta get on a plane for LA.

Al: Aww yeah ... The SCW Show. You gonna bring the gold to PoW

EJ: Of course ... Whatshername can't beat me

Al: When are you leaving?

Voice: Right now.

Both men turn towards the door to see Chief standing there.

EJ: I can't leave ... you fight Icarus tonight.

Al: We got your back bro

Chief: No ... I want this one by myself. I want to win fairly and I don't want critics saying anything about the results that could take away from my victory.

EJ: You sure man.

Chief: The limo is outside waiting for you two. I'll meet you in LA in the morning.

Al: Got it man ... good luck

The three exchange hand pounds and EJ and Al leave the locker room for LA and the SCW show. Chief wanted to win this on his own. He would win this on his own

Tito: "Gotta hand it to Chief...he's going against the number one contender by himself"

Bill: "Stupid!"

Tito: "What!?"

Bill: "He has a chance to beat Icarus...why would he make the chance more slim by doing it...by himself!"

Tito: "The kids got heart....But..coming right after this next break is the big six man tag match!"

Bill: "Whipppdy doo"

The camera fades to commercial

Tito: "This next match will be sure to blow the roof."

Bill: "Yeah a 6 man tagmatch pitting Phoenix, David Sadler, and Odin vs the team of Aaron Mc, Karnij, and Ghalleon....even I think this match will be great."

Tito: "That it will be"

Suddenly "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, the crowd goes wild. Aaron makes his way onto the entrance ramp and down to the ring with Katie. The crowd is still in ecstacy. Aaron gets in the ring, soaking up the adulation.

Bill: "This guy pisses me off..."

Tito: "Why?"

Bill: "...His looks...i mean hes just too cocky"

Tito: "Your jealous of aarons looks!"

Bill: "Am not!"

The arena goes dark as a set of eyes briefly flash on the Megatron...then darkness...red lights begins to flash as Dimmu Borgir~Puritania begins to play.

Tito: "Here comes Karnij"

Bill: "duh!"

Brief flashes of floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, nuclear explosions, and other various disasters quickly flash on the Megatron as Karnij makes his way out...standing at the top of the ramp he slowly lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the ring., pyros firing off right behind him.

Tito: "This guy has a future!"

Bill: "meh"

Tito: "meh?"

Bill: "Yeah....meh!"

Tito: "Whatever.."

As Ghalleon walks out to the entrance ramp, his new Khaos Tron starts up. It starts up with a picture of the Crimson Knights flag waving in the wind, it then fades to a picture of the chateau at sunrise, Falling away from me from Korn then starts up at this time. The Khaos Tron then starts to show clips of some of Ghalleon's past matches and then goes back to the Crimson Knight's flag blowing in the wind with a set of nine people walking in a formation (like on the opening of Justice League) it then goes on playing clips of past Ghalleon matches as the music continues. While this is happing Ghalleon is being accompanied to the ring by Sammy and Hector. Fireworks would then be shot into the air like Kurt Angle's. Ghalleon then enters the ring and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and raises his left arm up into the air. Hector and Sammy then leaves the ring and stands outside at ringside

Bill: "looks like Ghalleon has his friends at ringside....he will try and cheat"

Tito: "Says who?"

Bill: "Hector and Sammy"

Tito: "Ahh i dont think so"

A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hit and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the rings slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out.

Tito: "Very talented....but bad attitude...i could live with out"

Bill: "I like him....he don't care about no one"

Tito: "Have it your way.."

The commentators are interrupted by Odins music....He quickly hits the ring to a chorus of booing from the crowd

Tito: "Now for Phoenix.."

Bill: "Hes a good guy"

With five men at the ring, the stage and ringposts explode in fire as "Phoenix (Firey Mix)" by Stratovarious hits the speakers. The crowd roars as Phoenix appears on the Khaostron.

Phoenix signals for the music to be cut as the other Rumble In the Jungle participants await him in the ring.*

Phoenix: Odin, you aren't the worst grappler I've ever seen. That honor goes to my General Manager David Sadler there. The man sucks more than Phil in a camel farm. He's like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest, aint that right Clamp?

Seeing as how this 6-Man tag match means as much to TKOW! as points mean on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, I've decided that I can't be bothered showing up.

*The 5 men all look upset, though Sadler and Odin moreso as they realize they have to fight 2 on 3.*

Phoenix: Buck up buttercups. I've prayed to the Lord to forgive you all for the sin of being cowdung by comparison to someone like me. And I promise that come Rumble In the Jungle I'll be there to beat you all senseless.

For now, I'd like to leave with a friendly reminder to Jason Starr. You can't hide from me for much longer my friend. It's time for the Phoenix to rise, and to do that, your Starr needs to fall.

The signal fades to the fiery words "Phoenix IS your next Heavyweight Champion, whether you like it or not"

Bill: "Hes ditching them!?"

Tito: "Looks that way....well we will se if these two can pull it off"

Bill: "I cant believe it!"

The bell rings to start the match. Sadler starts off against Aaron Mc. Odin makes his way to the apron and so does the two others on Aarons team.

Tito: "Here we go"

Aaron and Sadler start off with a collar and elbow tie up with Sadler Sadler overpowering aaron by throwing him into the turnbuckle. Sadler taunts Aaron to a chorus of boos once again. They lock up once again, this time Aaron goes to his knees and sweeps Sadler off of his feet. Sadler quickly gets up and goes for a clothesline but Aaron ducks it and hits a standing dropkick to the face sending Sadler on his back. Sadler quickly gets up and tags Odin. Odin goes in and charges at Aaron, but he is also caught with a dropkick. Odin is quickly to his feet as he backs slowly away from Aaron. Aaron taunts Odin to a chorus of cheers from the crowd

Bill: "Cocky little bastard aint he?"

Tito: "Yeah but he can back it up...he beat Jason Starr remember"

Bill: "Yeah"

Aaron and Odin now circle each other. Aaron has a grin on his face in this process. As Aaron's back is now facing Sadler on the apron, Sadler grabs the back of Aarons head and delivers a devastating punch knocking him down in pain. Ghalleon and Karnij who are still on the apron complain to the ref causing a distraction. Sadler now steps into the ring and assists Odin in punishing Aaron Mc. Sadler and Odin now whip aaron against the ropes and catch him with a double flapjack. Sadler heads back to the apron as the ref turns his attention back to the match. Odin goes for the cover.

Tito: "Not like this!"

Bill: "Yes!...1...2.."

Tito: "He kicked out!"

Odin continues the assault on Aaron hitting him with a running powerslam. Odin refuses to pin Aaron and instead taunts the crowd once again. Aaron gets back to his feet. Odin now begins to unload body shots on Aaron sending him down to his knees. Odin now picks Aaron up to his feet. Odin tries to deliver a powerbomb on Aaron but it rakes the eyes of Odin while on his shoulders. Aaron escapes the shoulders of Odin who is bent over rubbing his eyes, Aaron hits the Twist of Fate.

Tito: "What a desperation move by Aaron!"

Aaron's feet fail him. The two in the ring now begin to crawl to their corners. The crowd now chanting "Aaron! Aaron!". The two both make tags. Odin tags in Sadler and Aaron tags Karnij in. The two charge eachother with rage, but Karnij gets the upperhand with a devastating clothesline. Sadler quickly gets to his feet and runs into another clothesline. Odin now takes a run at Karnij, but he is hit with a back body drop that sends him over the ropes. Karnij goes on the attack on David Sadler once again hitting him with a powerful hangmans neckbreaker. Karnij tags in Ghalleon. By now Odins back at his teams corner, so when Ghalleon is tagged in he runs right by Sadler and hits Odin. as Ghalleon turns around he is kicked in the gut and is hit with a Rage Effect ddt. Sadler goes for the cover with his feet on the ropes

Tito: "1....2..."

Ghalleon gets the shoulder up at two and a half but is very wiry after taking such a knock to the head. Sadler has the momentum so he gets Ghalleon up and hits him with a high angle backdrop. Sadler points to the corner for his elbow drop. Sadler makes his way up the opposite ring post of his corner. As he goes to jump Katie on the outside distracts the ref allowing Aaron to run down the apron and knock Sadler off. The ref turns back to the action but as he does so he is cranked by a falling Sadler knocking him out for the time being.All hell breaks loose inside the ring now with Karnij matching up against Odin, and Aaron Mc and Ghalleon doubleteaming Sadler. Odin gets the upper hand on Karnij when he clotheslines him over the top rope. Ghalleon and Aaron are unaware of this so Odin heads over the bearricade, knock a crowd member down and takes his steel chair. Karnij gets to his feet and Odin crouches behind the barricade so he isnt seen. When Karnij turns his back Odin nails him with a crushing blow to the back of the cranium knocking him right out. Odin goes back into the ring with the chair. Ghalleon turns his attention from Sadler to Odin, but as Ghalleon takes a run at Odin, he too is knocked in the head with the chair knocking him flat on his face. Sadler and Odin now hit Aaron with a double powerbomb on
Aaron. Sadler pins Aaron but the ref is yet to move after Sadler collided with him.


Tito: "No! not like this."

Bill: "Yes!"

The ref is still to out of it to make the pin count. Odin and Sadler get extremeley mad. Sadler remains pinning Aaron as Odin attempts to wake the ref from his painful daze.

Tito: "Look! It's Phoenix!"

Bill: "Now he shows!"

Tito: "Is that a baseball bat!"

Bill: "It sure is...Aaron and Ghalleon will feel more pain...and Karnij if he ever gets up from the floor outside!"

Odin sees Phoenix and starts yelling at him for ditching them...then Odin begins motioning for Phoenix to use the baseball to their advantage, but instead, Phoenix winds up and cracks the bat right over the skull of Odin sending him unconscious on the mat. Sadler gets off of aaron only to be also hit in the face with the bat. Phoenix leaves as Aaron rolls slowly onto Sadler.The ref slowly becomes aware and makes the count

Tito: "1.............2...............3! Aarons team prevails!"

Bill: "Why God must you do this!?"

Karnij gets slowly to his feet and into the ring to celebrate with a beaten down Ghalleon and Aaron who all raise their hands in victory!

Tito: "What a match!"

Bill: "Phoenix! Why!?"

Tito: "Change in heart!?"

The scene once again cuts out, but before going to commercial we see Chief walking down the hallway shaking his head to get hyped.

Tito: "Icarus Evangeline vs Chief is next!"

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