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Pyros go off in tune to the new Mass Khaos Theme ?Let?s Go? By Trick Daddy with Lil? Jon and Twista, after a few moments they subside as the camera pans around the crowd?.. ?FIRM?s House? ?Slare isn't tsunami - he just fucks her? ?Eric Fears Icarus? ?Fly?s penis>your penis? ?DNA = Ownage? ?Dynamite rocks? ?Dushae<Turd Sandwich?

Tito:Welcome to TKOW! Mass Khaos, I?m Tito Poppi, alongside the ?Playboy? Bill Jakes and the lovely Vega Dominigez

Bill:What?s with the new song? It?s a rip off of Ozzy Osbourne?s ?Crazy Train?

Vega:it?s called ?sampling? you idiot

Bill:And what you were doing last night is called ?deepthroating?

Tito:Damnit, we just started the show and you two are alrea?

Tito is cut off as ?I got Five On It? plays across the arena

Tito:And it looks as if we?re gonna start off the show with an appearance from our Co-CEO?s Cannabis Connections.

Bill:Really? I thought that song meant it was time for you to shut the fuck up

Vega:Damnit Poppi?How many times does this have to be explained?.Soulfly and D-matic are not CEO?s of the company?.

D-matic and Soulfly emerge from the back to a mixed reaction

Vega:They live by their own rules and the title ?CEO? doesn?t fit?..so their official title is ?THC?

Bill:Since they have their own official titles, I?m gonna have my own?.?Playboy Bill Jakes, Announcing God?

Tito:Oh please Bill, cut the BS

Vega:?Playboy Bill Jakes, owner of the worlds smallest Penis?

Tito and Vega share a laugh at Bill?s expense as Fly and D-Matic each pick up a mic

D-matic:Holla Front, Holla back ya?ll

Soulfly:Fuck Jason Starr, fuck Icarus Evangeline, Fuck Wildcat Lynn Brewster, Fuck Karnij, Fuck Nathan Melvin, Fuck Bruno, Fuck Jihad, fuck Deems, Fuck rotten treats, fuck the whole damn PoW, fuck DNA, Fuck Tito Poppi, Fuck Bill jakes, Fuck Hoops Jackson, Fuck The police, fuck Phoenix?.fuck everyone that isn?t in the motherfucking FIRM!!!

vega:someones in a bad mood?but he?s still right.

Soulfly:some of you motherfuckers need a reminder??.WE RUN THIS SHIT, BITCHES!!!......a bunch of you punk ass cunts run around here acting like you own this motherfucker??well fuck that shit!!! The Firm runs this shit?..Ride Or Die.

D-Matic:Damn right

Soulfly:and since we run this motherfucker some shit needs to be dealt with?.first off?..my boy Dave Rave is facing off with Eric ?Chief? Mitchell tonight??and I think a ?regular? match, isn?t fit for them?..so their match will be a No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere match?

D-matic:What about PoW?

Fly:Fuck PoW, they don?t want none, and if anyone of them sticks their nose in the match they?ll be waiting in line at the unemployment office tomorrow morning??.Also?..Dusty Dynamite doesn?t have an opponent for Halloween Hijinks?..and I don?t want to leave the newest TKOW star without a match at his first PPV??.so I?ve decided that he should face someone that he?s really familiar with??the SCW Champion and newest TKOW! Megastar Nathan Melvin?..in a Last Man Standing Match!!!

Bill:Melvins in TKOW! I would never think they?d let him back in.

Vega:who doesn?t hate Melvin? The fact is?..he?s a world class athelete and would be better off in TKOW!

Fly:And I know that Melvins the SCW Champion and all?so whenever SCW deems fit?..Melvin has to appear on SCW television to defend his title?.and if he doesn?t fulfill his duties?..he?s going right back to SCW.

The crowd applauds the announcement

Fly:Now we?re gonna go backstage and smoke some phattys, any bothers us, they?re getting canned

They start to leave the ring, Soulfly suddenly stops

Fly:oh yea, one more thing??smoke weed everyday

Fly drops the mic and heads to the back with D-matic as the show heads into commercial

**Commercial Break**


The arena goes dark as a red strobe light flashes on the stage. A white strobe light begins a few seconds after as a voice whispers from the PA System. ?This is the new establishment?fuck the system??. Just then, ?Fly from the Inside? by Shinedown blasts over the system. Red and White pyro. fly up from the sides of the stage as Slare walks out and down to the ring.

?Smells Like Teen Spirit? by Nirvana hits the Pa. The music gets heavier and Dusty Dynamite comes out and walks down the ramp. When he reaches the steps, he walks up them and climbs into the ring. Dynamite then goes to the middle of the ring, and he raises his fist as pyrotechnics blow from each turnbuckle.

Tito: These two men have been waiting for this match with much anticipation of beating the other senseless

Bill: Tito, they?re not going to beat each other senseless?.Slare?s gonna fuck this rookies world up.

The bell rings and both men face each other. Dynamite and Slare grapple up and try to over power each other. Slare gets the upper hand by getting Dusty in a headlock, but the lock isn?t in for long as Dynamite pushes Slare into the ropes. As Slare comes back, Dynamite lays down, and waits for Slare to pass over. But Slare catches Dynamite and hits a nice stomp to Dusty?s back. Dusty tries to get back up but is hit with an elbow drop to the back. Slare follows up with a couple of stomps, and finally a dropping fist to Dusty Dynamite?s back.

Tito: Slare is taking the rookie to school

Bill: I haven?t seen him this fired up since he was trying to nail Tsunami

Vega: he didn?t try?.

Bill: your right, she?s almost as easy as you

Dynamite gets up and him and Slare lock up again. Slare releases his grapple and slaps Dynamite in the face. Dusty reels before coming back with a tackle to Slare. Dynamite, once Slare is down, starts to pound Slare in the head. Dynamite gets off after about 6 shots, before running and bouncing off the ropes, and hitting Slare with a falling sledgehammer to the head. Slare holds his face as he gets up, only to be clotheslined over the rope by Dynamite. Dynamite goes to the outside and waits for Slare to turn around. When Slare does, Dusty goes for a clothesline, only to be picked up and spinebustered on the outside by the veteran. Dusty holds his back as Slare climbs to the ring apron. Slare then jumps off and hits an elbow drop to Dusty Dynamite, who is rattled enough to get up. Slare rolls back into the ring, as does Dusty. The two get up and trade shots. This goes on for about 30 seconds, until Dusty kicks Slare in the stomach and hits him with The Power-Powerbomb (Sit down Powerbomb). Dusty Dynamite gets up, his face ablaze with fury, as he pins Slare.

1...2.- Slare kicks out.

Dynamite gets off of Slare, and stares down at him before signaling for the top-rope. Dusty reaches said top-rope, and goes for the Dusty Dive (Diving Headbutt). But Slare moves out of the way, and Dusty goes head first into the mat. Slare gets up, and sees that Dynamite is now bleeding from his head impact. Slare gets Dusty up, and begins to pound his fists into Dusty Dynamite?s blood-gushing head. Slare then grabs Dusty by the head, and hits him with a bulldog. Slare laughs at Dynamite before getting him up and raking his forehead onto the top ring rope. Slare then rams Dusty into the turnbuckle headfirst, and Dynamite falls over like an oak tree. After Dynamite falls down, Slare signals for the end. He gets Dusty up, and is about to go for the Hijack when Dusty counters it and hooks Slare?s arms while Slare is standing, and tries to hit the Dynamite DDT. But as Dusty tries to drop down, Slare stays standing, before hitting a modified Manhattan Drop. Dusty Dynamite holds himself as he bends down, setting himself up in perfect position. Slare grabs Dynamite in DDT form, and hits the System Crash (Implant DDT)!. Slare looks down at the injured Dynamite before covering.

1...

2...

3!

Tito: What a win by Slare over the TKOW newcomer

Bill: Slare showed the world why he?s still here. The guy is unstoppable

Slare celebrates as ?Fly from the Inside? by Shinedown can be heard and all of a sudden Slare is attacked from behind by Ghalleon and Hardcore Al.

Tito: What the hell is this. What business does PoW have here.

The two men pummel Slare but he starts to fight back rocking each man with punches but is overwhelmed when Chief enters the ring and hits a low-blow on Slare.
The three men put the boots to Slare as Dusty Dynamite enters the ring and starts to fight off Chief, Al, and Ghalleon. He clotheslines Chief over the top rope as Al and Ghalleon roll out of the reach of Dynamite.

Tito: Dusty Dynamite has come to the aid of Slare. What great sportsmanship on his part

Bill: I think it?s pretty gay.

He turns to Slare and starts to help him up when out of nowhere he hits the ?Dynamite DDT.? He spits on Slare as Chief re-enters the ring and raises Dynamites hand while ?"What Do I Have To Do" Stabbing Westward plays and the collective group of Chief, Al, Dusty, and Ghalleon raises there hands over a downed Slare.


**Commercial Break**
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[Backstage segment involving THC]


Ghalleon walks out to the entrance ramp, and the Khaos Tron starts up with a picture of the Crimson Knights Flag waving . Then ?Falling Away From Me? by Korn starts as the Tron shows clips from Ghalleon?s past matches. Tonight Ghalleon is accompanied to the ring by Sammy who climbs in the ring with him as the fireworks erupt. Ghalleon climbs up on the second turnbuckle with his left arm in the air as Sammy leaves the ring.

Next ?Gossip? by Classified plays as a picture of Hardcore Al shows on the screen. Al comes out and is kissing the ladies while making his way to the ring. He finally gets in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle for the fans.

Tito: I?m hoping Hardcore Al doesn?t look past this match tonight, he has a huge Tag Team Championship match ahead of him at Halloween Hijinks

Bill: That?s right, at Hijinks the E & A Connection will walk out as your new Tag Team Champions.

Vega: actually, Soulfly?s gonna disqualify them before the match?and then Cannabis Connections will take their spot, seeing as how they never lost the titles.

Tito: It wouldn?t surprise me if the THC stooped that low.

Vega: actually I was kidding, Fly has a World Title Match to prepare for, the tag titles are beneath him

Just as Al barely finishes posing the arena goes dark and a set of eyes appear on the screen and then red lights begin to flash as ?Dimmu Borgir~Puritania? begins to play. While various disasters show on the screen Karnij makes his way to the top and stops at the top of the ramp. Slowly he lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the ring., pyros firing off right behind him.

Tito:Ghalleon has been a massive thorn in Karnij?s side as of late, steeming from the fall at Rumble In The Jungle, and turning on him in the Tag Team Tournament. Now he gets a chanve for revenge

Finally, the crowd is on their feet as ?Cat Scratch Fever? by Pantera plays Wildcat stands at the top of the ramp, then finally as the lyrics start she slowly comes down. She gets up in the ring and stares at Al and Ghalleon as the fans go wild.

Vega:you have to love the brilliance of the THC, pitting their enemies into matches against their allies

Tito:I think he?s afraid of what would happen if they faced off against the Firm

Vega:That?s why Dave Rave is facing Chief tonight

Tito:but he put the advantage into Rave?s corner

Vega:well he wouldn?t be a smart business man if he put the advantage in PoW?s court.

Bill:would you two give it up, the match is about to start.

The ref calls for the bell and Karnij starts the match against Al. Al slowly circles the big man, and then lunges at him but Karnij is able to side step him. Karnij turns around just as Al charges and nails Karnij with a shoulder block. Karnij stumbles slightly and Ghalleon lands a blow to the back of the head. Karnij turns and swings wildly at Ghalleon who drops to the floor. Al comes up behind and hits Karnij to the ropes. Al then jumps and forces Karnij?s throat across the ropes.

Tito:Good teamwork thus far from poW.

Finally, Wildcat has had enough and charges by the ref to hit Al in the back of the head.

Bill:what the fuck?

Al turns around, surprise on his face.

Tito:he looks just as confused as we are

He shoves Wildcat and asks what the hell she?s doing. Wildcat shoves right back and tells Al to knock it off.

Vega:Ah yes, Fly?s plan is working perfectly

Al stares incredulously at Wildcat, then looks at Ghalleon, who shrugs his shoulders.

Bill:What?s his plan?smoke himself retarded?

Al then wrings at Wildcat, hitting her upside the head. Wildcat stumbles slightly, shakes the hit off, then swings herself. Suddenly the two are trading punches in the middle of the ring!
vega:no?Kill the PoW from the inside out?and it?s working like a charm

Meanwhile Ghalleon jumps down and grabs a chair. With the ref distracted, Ghalleon goes to swing at Karnij who seems to be still sprawled out with his head and arms draped across the ropes.Just then Wildcat hits Al with a drop kick and sends him into Karnij who goes to the mat and Ghalleon instead nails Al!

Vega:wow, maybe its working too good?.

Wildcat pulls Karnij up, who shakes off the assault by Al. The ref is telling Wildcat to get out of the ring, so Karnij pulls Al up and takes him over to their corner and tags in Wildcat

Wildcat goes after Al and locks in a headlock. She throws Al into the ropes and tries to hit him with a clothesline but Al sees it coming and instead catches her in the chest with a boot. Wildcat goes to the mat, as Al gets to his corner to tag in Ghalleon. Ghalleon comes in and pulls Wildcat up by her hair and drops her to the mat with a DDT. He goes for a cover, not hooking the leg?1??.2?Kickout!

Tito: A rare mistake from the veteran, he should know to hook the leg.

Bill:he thought she was done for

Ghalleon looks at Al who is surprised, but Ghalleon then rolls Wildcat over and locks in the Crossface. Wildcat is reaching for the ropes as Ghalleon tries to keep her from moving. Wildcat finds the reserve in her and reaches them finally, forcing Ghalleon to break the hold. Ghalleon breaks the hold and looks down at Wildcat who is feeling the Crossface. He tags in Al, and together they kick at the lower back of Wildcat. Karnij tries to come in but the ref keeps him in the corner while Al and Ghalleon continue to work on the lower back of Wildcat. Finally the ref gets Ghalleon out of the ring as well and Al gets Wildcat to her feet. Al goes for the swinging neck breaker and gets Wildcat down. He goes for the cover?1??.2?kickout!!

Tito:Al can?t believe it! Wildcat isn?t done!

Al gets Wildcat up and hits her with a DDT. Al goes to the corner and starts to go for the elbow but sees Wildcat is moving. He jumps down and starts for a dragon kick but Wildcat is quicker and gets to her corner and tags in Karnij. Karnij charges at Al and takes him down with a clothesline. He charges at Ghalleon who jumps down. Karnij decides not to pursue Ghalleon and focuses on Al. He hits Al with a backbreaker then notices the activity outside the ring.

Vega:[/B]Catfight anyone?

Outside the ring, Sammy has picked up a chair and is going after Wildcat. Wildcat manages to duck and hit Sammy with the Catscratch (superkick), which brings Ghalleon around the ring. Wildcat and Ghalleon start exchanging punches, and Karnij jumps out of the ring. He spins Ghalleon around and the two of them starting exchanging the blows now. Wildcat goes back after Sammy, and chases her up the ramp. Wildcat then hears the ref.

2??.3??.4?

Wildcat charges at the ring and slides in. She goes after Al, who is laying on the mat. She pulls him up, and goes for the Cat Fight (Dudley Dog) but Al catches her and is able to turn it into a backbreaker sending Wildcat down. She grabs her back and rolls on the mat in pain. Al pulls her up and hits the swinging neckbreaker before rolling her over and locking in a Sharpshooter.

Tito:This could be it, He?s got her in the center of the ring!

Outside the ring, Karnij and Ghalleon are still going at each other, with Ghalleon throwing the big man into the steel steps, and breaking him open. Ghalleon sees what Al is doing, but getting distracted is a mistake as Karnij charges at him, taking to the ground. Karnij jumps in the ring and catches Al with a boot to the face, and breaking the hold. Wildcat crawls to the corner and catches her breath as Al and Ghalleon start to work on Karnij together. Wildcat comes running in to help her friend, and Ghalleon tries sending her to the outside, but Wildcat blocks it and instead sends Ghalleon out. She turns just in time to see Al do the same to Karnij. She charges at Al and takes him to the mat with a flying shoulder block. She then goes to the corner and waits for Al to get up and?hits him with a spear! She pulls Al up and goes for?and gets the Catatonic! Wildcat goes for the cover as Karnij grabs Ghalleon by the legs and starts slamming him into the steel steps, breaking him open. Meanwhile, Wildcat hooks Al?s leg..1??.2??.3..!!!!

Winners: Karnij and Wildcat Lynn Brewster

Tito:What a match Bill!

Bill:You?d say that if the Jackhammer was facing Destroyer51

Vega:If that match ever happens, I?m bringing a pillow out here

Karnij and Wildcat are celebrating in the ring, when Slare runs to ringside with a Steel Chair in hand!

Tito:could he be out for revenge?

Slare slides into the ring and quickly swings the chair, connecting to the back of Wildcat?s head with a loud smack.

Bill:Haha! That?s what I?m talking about!

Karnij turns around and he is met with a chairshot to the head, he stumbles around but doesn?t fall, Slare rams the chair into Karnij?s rib?s, then quickly drops the chair and hits the System Crash onto the chair, leaving Karnij motionless

Bill:Slare?s cleaning house!!

Slare picks the chair back up, just as Al manages to climb to his feet. Slare wastes no time in hitting AL in the back with the chair, Al hits the mat and Slare doesn?t stop their, hitting Al three more times with the chair. He stops when he see?s Ghalleon recovering on the outside, he slides out the ring, and smashes the chair across ghalleons skull

Tito:Look at how dented that chair is

Bill:That?s what happens when you piss off Slare

Voice:Hold it right their snowflake

Slare stops his assault as Soulfly emerges from the back, with a mic in hand

Fly:As much as I?m enjoying watching you dismantle these little punk bitches, it?s got to stop

Slare stares at the Stage, clenching the chair ever so tightly in his hand

Fly:I need these wrestlers so that I can make money off them, and they wont make me money if they?re all in the hospital??but I can do this for you?.you seem to want to attack Wildcat with weapons every chance you get?.so here?s what?s going to happen?

Wildcat has managed to sit up in the ring, and she?s staring down Slare on the outside

Fly:At Halloween Hijinks, you and Wildcat will face off one on one?.in a Hardcore match!!!!

The crowd roars in approval of the announcement?Karnij as managed to hear the announcement and is shouting threats at the THC.

Fly:hey bitch, it?s not my fault you couldn?t get the nookie

A small laugh comes from the crowd, and an even louder laugh stems from Bill Jakes

Fly:your little threats don?t mean shit to me bitchboy, but since you want to talk shit??I?ll give you a match at Halloween Hijinks too?.you get to face off against your buddy Ghalleon?.in a Scaffold Match!!!!

Tito:Oh my god! What a pair of announcements from Soulfly!

Fly:[I]and remember??.Smoke Weed Everyday!

?I Got Five On It? plays as Fly turns around and heads to the back

**Commercial Break**



[Insert Icarus Interview here]



Suddenly "I Stand Alone" By Godsmack hits and Dushae makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction.

Tito: This will be good...can Dushae get his second pin fall ver EKP? Or will he be proved to have fluked?

Bill: EKP just sucks, Dushae didnt fluke. A baby could beat phil

Down With The Sickness hits and out comes EKP to a huge amount of cheers. EKP smiles at the crowd and makes his way to the ring

Tito: This could be his second last match...my God

Bill: If Dustin can even get out of that hospital bed for the match..

Tito: "True"

The bell rings as the match begins with the two circling eachother before a collar and elbow tie up between EKP and Rick Dushae. EKP gets the upperhand when he hits a quick swift arm drag sending Dushae to the mat. Dushae quickly gets up but runs into yet another arm drag. This gets the crowd pumped for EKP as they applaud his qucik paced start

Tito: Some fast paced action here by EKP

Vega: It's nice. Hopefull EKP can pull off a win to get him ready for Dustin Hughes at the ppv.

Bill: Dustin will win

Tito: ookkk

The match continues with Dushae running into hip tosses, arm drags, and leg sweeps. This infuriates the new comer as he gets up with a beat red face as the crowd once again applauds EKP. But with EKP's ego growing bigger with the crowds pops, he gets distracted by posing to the crowd allowing Dushae to sneek a left hand to the back of EKP's head as the crowd boos. Dushae flips the crowd off as he capitalizes on EKP with a front headlock to weaken him down as well as slow him down. The crowd gos outragous for Phil to counter thye move, but it's just too much. Now EKP begins to fight back with shots to Dushaes ribs to loosen the hold. Once it's loose enough, EKP pushes Dushae forward so he rebounds off the ropes. As he does this Dushae comes back with a clothesline attempt but EKP ducks it and responds with a reverse elbow sending Dushae to the mat grabbing his nose

Tito: What a move by EKP...it's a shame hes been on such a losing streak...he deserves much better

Bill: He wont after Dustin kicks his ass at the ppv..

Vega: Doesn't look like that will happen with Dustin in the state of mind hes in...he could have some serious neck problems from EKP's earlier attack on him during his match.

Tito: Yeah hes very vulnerable now laying in the hospital now probably with a neckbrace on sucking food out of a tube...face it hes done for

Dushae gets up with some blood trickling down from his nose after a vicious elbow to the face. Ekp then continues his attack on Dushae hitting him with lefts and rights. Soon as Dushae staggers, EKP delivers a snap suplex on Dushae followed by a jumping elbow drop. EKP picks Dushae up by the hair and sets him up for a powerbomb. EKP lifts Dushae up only to have Dushae spit right in EKP's face releasing him before he is slammed to the mat. EKP wipes his eyes clear of salive but once he does so he runs right into Dushaes variation of the alabam slam called "The Fly Swatter." Dushae refuses to go for the pin but rather he locks the figure four leg lock. EKP rives in pain as Dushae wrenches harder and harder on his leg.

Bill: Squeaaaaaaaaaaal!

Tito: Shut up

Vega: Who the hell is that?

The camera goes towards the entrance ramp where David Sadler makes his way to ringside

Tito: "Whats he doing here? We have a decent match goin on and look....hes gonna ruin it"

Bill: Why say that? Hes just standing there

Tito: You know he wants to cost Dushae the match

Vega: Quite bickerring you two!

Sadler watches the match as it progress with EKP still in the figure four. He inches closer and closer to the ropes until he finally grabs the middle rope causing the crowd to erupt in cheers. EKP battles out and pushes Dushae away causing him to release the hold. EKP favors his left leg as he gets to his feet in a fury. He kicks Dushae in the gut and goes for the stunner. But Dushae counters the stunner and pushes him a way and goes for another left hand to the face. Dushae misses because EKP ducked. EKP now pushes Dushae towards the ropes belly first causing him to spring right back into a devastating stunner sending Dushae horribly to the mat.

Tito: hes covering!

Vega: 1...........2.........

Bill: Yes he kicked out!

EKP sits up in confusion and grabs his hair. He gets up and stomps the living hell out of Dushae until finally he elbows the thigh of the injured leg of EKP's. EKP nurses it as Dushae responds with the Railroad Kick sending EKP to the mat.Dushae goes for the cover but suddenly on the apron David Sadler catches the refs attention so that he doesn't count the three on EKP. The crowd has mixed reactions at this. Soon Dushae releases the cover and throws a right hand to the face of Sadler causing him to flail off the apron. As he goes back to pinning EKP who is still motionless on the mat, EKP reverses the pin into a small package

Tito: Come on EKP!

Vega: 1........2......

Tito: What the hell!

EKP's pin is broken up when a blue steel chair strikes the back of EKP as he goes to cover. The man with the chair is Dustin Hughes...with blood on his hands and really nursing his neck. The ref calls for the bell as the match is way out of hand now. Dushae gets up yelling at Dustin. Suddenly Dushae is jolted forward thanks to a push from Sadler allowing Dustin to crank Dushae in the face with the chair knocking him to the mat. Sadler smiles at this. Dustin doesn't. Instead he winds up and cranks Sadler in the face with the same chair. EKP gets to his feet as Dustin runs at him with chair in haind and hits the Killjoy to the back of his head causing it to crash against the steel chair knocking him to the ground. The crowd boos vicously as Dustin takes the chai and leaves through the crowd

Tito: Wow....

Bill: Hahaha do not piss Dustin off!

Vega: Where did he come from?

Tito: I think he came from the crowd?.

Bill:If your busy staring at Phils crotch you would have noticed that.

vega:What?! Noone in their right mind would look at that shriveled piece of shit

Bill:how do you know it?s shriveled?

Vega:he?s older than rick flair, of course its shriveled.

Tito:let?s go to commercial break before I get sick

**Commercial break**

The show returns from commercial break outside the DNA lockerroom. The door opens up and out steps Dustin Hughes, Aaron Mc and Katie Winshire. Katie is holding Dustins ?Twisted Pleasures? Championship over her shoulder

Aaron: I can?t wait, once we beat those jobbers we?ll be one step closer to becoming tag Team Champions

Dustin: and I?ll become a double champion, noone?s been able to pull off such a feat in ages, and?

Voice: hold it right their you two.

The three stop and turn around to see The High Council standing down the hall, with a dozen or so police officers behind them

Dustin: We don?t have time for your bullshit, we have a match to win

Fly: The fuck you don?t have the time, we run this shit

Aaron: And I think your performance as an owner blows ass.

Fly: my performance blows?

Aaron: Damn, I thought I made it clear enough for your dumbass to understand. I guess your really stupider than I thought. Do I need to make it clearer for you?

Dustin and Katie laugh as Fly swells up with anger, he starts to head in their direction but D-matic grabs his shoulder

D-Matic: business playa

Fly:y ou want to bring up Shitty performances, I have to say that your in ring work of late fucking sucks. I?ve seen better matches from Jackhammer

Dustin: it? because the drugs are keeping you from seeing that you are witnessing the greatest tag team in history in action, and your jealousy blinds you from seeing our true talent

Fly:[I] Shut the fuck up before I strip MY title off your fucking waist?Aaron?Katie?..why the fuck did you miss TWO autograph signings this week and FIVE promotional shootings for TKOW this week

Aaron: because we?re above signing autographs for a bunch of inbred Virginians and doing your lameass promotional bullshit

The crowd gives aaron their disapproval

Fly: you do know that those events required your attendance

Aaron: you DO know that I could give a fuck

Fly: Since it appears that you don?t care about the best interests of TKOW!, I don?t give a fuck about you or that little slut over their?your both fired

The crowd roars out in approval

Aaron: what!! This is Bullshit!!

Fly: And these gentlemen are going to escort the two of you out of the building, Goodbye!

Aaron:f uck you Soulfly, lets go Katie

the two begin to walk off, Katie hands Dustin his title belt, before they lead the police down the hall.

Dustin: But what about our Tag Team match tonight?

Fly: You still get to face Deems And Treats tonight

Dustin: Well Slare will team up with me then

D-matic: the hell he will

Dustin: fine then, I guess myself and Jason Starr will become the first ever tag team to hold the Tag Titles, The world title and The custom title

Fly: ?fraid not Dustbuster, your going in solo

Dustin: This is fucking horseshit, this isn?t fair

Fly: bitching wont do you any good

D-matic looks down at his watch and taps fly on the shoulder, then points at the rolex

Fly: In fact, you better hurry, your match is next.

cannabis Connections turn around and walk down the hall, laughing in the process

Dustin: you wont get away with this?.

**commercial Break**


Poppi: And we're back from that comercial break folks. We're getting ready for our next match and its a match where the winning team goes on to fight The E.A Connection at Halloween Hijinks!

Richard Head: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the Semi-Finals Match of the Tag-Team Tourny! The winning team here will go on to fight The E.A Connection at Halloween Hijinks for the Vaccant TKOW! Tag-Team Championships! Introducing first, repersenting the DNA, he is the Twisted Pleasures Champion, Dustin Hughes!

"Co-dependent" by Adema begins to play throughout the arena. The lights go down during the intro music. When the singing begins, pyros blast off at the entrance causing the curtains to light on fire(controlled of course). The lights come back dimly in a white haze and Dustin Hughes walks out of the entrance and stands beside the wall of fire and bows his head in a religious way and then walks down the ramp and onto the apron where he sits and awaits his opponent.

Richard Head: And now, introducing his opponets the team of Rotten Treats and Deems!

"Ya'll Want a single" by Korn blares on the speakers. On the Khaostron, A black hummer pulls up. Chief, AL, and Treats steps out of the hummer and walks towards the camera in slowmow(like Evolution). When the song goes "boom, boom, boom..." A few bulletholes apear on the screen, wich 2 of them hits Chief and Al in the head. Theres a silent moment as Blood flows down the screen. The name "Rotten Treats" apears in the blood and the heavy part kicks in as Treats comes out and plays the crowd like edge does.

Deems and Treats get ready for the match as Dustin looks on at the two opponets. The bell rings and the match starts up with Treats and Dustin in the ring. The two tie up and Treats gets the upper hand and whips Dustin into the right side ring ropes, he bounces off and dunks under an attepmted elbow smash from Treats. He then gets behind Treats and delivers a relase german suplex to Treats. The two quickly get back up and Treats is knocked back down with a fore-arm shot from Dustin. Treats gets back up and Dustin starts to kick away at the stomach area of Treats. Treats then gets up to one knee and Dustin runs off of the rope but is cought with a swift kick from Deems. Dustin turns around and Treats gets the roll up but only gets barely a two count. Treats then dives for the tag to Deems, Deems enters as Dustin gets back to his feet. Deems sweeps Dustin's feet from under him and then delivers a quick elbow drop to Dustin's chest.

Poppi: Dustin was going good for a few minutes there but it looks like the tide has turned on him in this match up. Deems goes for another elbow and connects again, this time into Dustin's right shoulder.

Deems then lifts Dustin back up to a vertical base but he's fighting back all the way back to his two feet. He starts to throw quick jabs at the upper chest of Deems, he then knees him in the stomach and delivers a snap DDT to Deems. He then goes for the pin.

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But the count was broken up by Treats with a couple kicks to the ribs and back of Dustin. The referee tells Treats to get back to his corner. As this happens, Dustin lifts Deems back up and starts to kick him into the nearby right corner, Deems then crumples up in the corner as Dustin backs out of the corner from the referee's five count. Deems starts to pull himself back up as Dustin gets back into the corner. Deems gets to his feet and Dustin pulls him out of the corner and sets him up into a suplex. He gets him up but Deems quickly counters over and charges Dustin into the ropes and into a rollup in the middle of the ring.

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But Dustin kicked out in time. Deems then gets back up and grabs ahold of the rising Dustin. Dustin starts to punch a few times but Deems clubs him in the back of the neck with a fore-arm shot as he pulls him over to the corner where Treats is. Deems then takes the back of Dustin's head and bounces it off of the left foot of Treats, that was placed ontop of the corner turnbuckle. Deems gets the tag and the two start to double team Dustin with kicks in the corner. They then grab ahold of Dustin and pull him out of the corner and into a double snap DDT in the middle of the ring. Deems then gets up and leaves the ring to the outside as Treats gets the quick pin on Dustin.

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But Dustin kicks out again and Treats then gets back up to his feet, pulling at Dustin to get up as well.

Poppi: Great teamwork we're seeing here tonight from Deems and Treats. They've got the Custom Champion reeling now.

Jakes: Its just a matter of time before Dustin is the winner, you just watch me.

Back in the ring, Dustin had just been suplexed into the middle of the ring by Treats. Treats then lifts Dustin back up and starts to chop away at the Champion.

Crowd: Whooo! Whooo!!

Dustin is found in the corner as Treats grabs ahold of him and whips him into the corner but Dustin counters and then Treats counters that into a knee hit to the stomach, but Dustin rolls over and gets a quick pin on Treats that way.

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But Deems breaks up the count by pulling Dustin out of the ring. Deems goes for a punch but Dustin blocks it and counters back with quick punches to the side of the head, he then grabs ahold of Deems and swings him into the nearby ringpost. Dustin rolls back into the ring at the count of Four, Treats starts to get back up as Dustin starts to kick away at the stomach of Treats. He then grabs ahold of Treats and and whips him into the opposet side of the ring. Treats bounces off and runs towards Dustin, Dustin gets ahold of Treats and sends him flying over the the ropes to his partner below. The crowd starts to cheer at this event as Dustin takes a few steps back and runs and dives over the top onto the two men as they start to get back to their feet. The crowd cheers louder at that than the previous move.

Poppi: Dustin's on a roll against these men tonight! He could acually win the Tag-Team Titles if he keeps this up!

Vega: I wouldn't doubt Soulfly's choice, Dustin might be on a roll now but he's got no one to turn to when he needs the help in this match.

Dustin gets back up and rolls back into the ring at the count of Seven. Treats gets back up and gets in at the count of Nine as Dustin starts to stomp away at Treats. He then grabs ahold of Treats and rolls him over to near the middle of the ring, he then goes for the pin.

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But yet again Deems breaks up the pin. Dustin rolls over off of Treats as Deems starts to pull Treats towards his corner. Deems gets out out onto the ring apron and waits for Treats to make his way over to tag him. Dustin starts to get up as Treats gets the tag to Deems. Deems gets in and charges at Dustin, but Dustin catches him with a drop toe hold and sends Deems flying, knocking into the referee. Deems gets back up and Dustin gives a swift, hard kick to Deems's stomach that knocks him over. Treats enters the ring and is assulted with multiple punches from Dustin that send Treats reeling over the top rope to the floor below. He turns around and notices that Deems has started to get back up, Dustin runs over and delivers a quick Killjoy on Deems.

Poppi: The Killjoy! Dustin connects!

Jakes: I'm telling you, Dustin will win this match.

Vega: I doubt that, like I've said, don't doubt Soulfly's decsions.

Back in the ring, Dustin gets back up and Treats gets back up onto the ring apron about the same time. Dustin sees this and runs over and gives a Killjoy to Treats too. Treats flys off of the apron and lands near the guard rail as Dustin gets back up. He waits for Deems to get back to his feet, his look on his face makes him look like he's going for another Killjoy, but out of nowhere, EKP runs out to the ring and nails Dustin with a chair to the back of the head. EKP then enters the ring and starts to stomp away at Dustin. EKP then lifts Dustin up and nails the Killer Driver onto the chair.

Poppi: Holy Shit! The Killer Driver onto the chair!

Jakes: Come on, Dustin had this match won!

Phill, who had looked over and seen that the referee was still out, picked Dustin up and set him up for the Career Killer. EKP connects onto the chair, the referee then starts to stir slightly and Phill then exits the ring and goes back through the crowd. Deems, who had started to recover from the Killjoy, looks over at Dustin that was out cold, he then ran over to the turnbuckle and ran up and delivered a moonsault onto Dustin as the referee started to come around.

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Richard Head: Here's your winners, Rotten Treats and Deems!

Jakes: I can't belive this!

Poppi: It looks like a classic P.O.W reunion at Halloween Hijinks as Rotten Treats and Deems go on to fight Chief and Hardcore Al, the E.A Connection!
**Commercial Break**

Jakes: This following match up should be a good one, right Poppi?

Poppi: How should I know? This could be over faster than Phill's date with that ancient hooker!

Vega;Depends on what condition sadler is in after the chairshot earlier tonight

Jakes: Well, Icarus is already in the ring and is waiting for Sadler to make his entrance.

Richard Head: And his opponent for tonight, David Sadler!

A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hit and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the rings slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out.

The bell rings and Sadler and Icarus tie up rather quickly, Icarus gets the upper hand and whips Sadler into the right side of the ropes. Sadler bounces off and goes for quick flying cross body but was caught by Icarus. Icarus then starts to drop him four times onto his knee for side busters.

Tito: Icarus is showing Sadler who's the boss here tonight folks.

Icarus pulls Sadler up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle, Icarus runs at him, but Sadler counters with a boot to the face, Icarus backs away with his hands over his face, Sadler pulls himself to the top turnbuckle

Tito:Sadler?s about to Fly!!

icarus turns around into a missile dropkick from Sadler. Sadler pulls Icarus to his feet and nails him with a vertical suplex.

Bill:Sadler?s taking it to the man that could be the next world champion?.a win for Sadler would do wonders.

Sadler pulls Icarus to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Icarus reveres it and sends Sadler into the ropes instead, Icarus ducks down, Sadler kicks him in the face and quickly hits the Closing Time and goes for the cover

Tito:Oh my god, saddlers pulled off the upse?.No!!!! Icarus kicked out at 2!!!

Vega:Sadler can?t even believe it?.he better soften up Icarus for Fly?

Sadler pulls up Icarus and sets him up for another closing time, but Icarus pushes him hard into the turnbuckle

Tito:he?s not done yet?.Sadler storms out of the corner

Icarus then power slams Sadler onto the canvas hard. He then goes off of the side of the ropes nearest to the entrance ramp, he bounces off and jumps up and slams his right knee into the upper chest of Sadler. Sadler starts to roll around as Icarus gets back to his feet, he pulls Sadler back up and starts to deliver lefts and rights to the side of Sadler's head as the crowd cheers him on. Soon Icarus gets Sadler to the corner and starts to deliver sharp Austin style stomps to Sadler's stomach. Soon after, Sadler's sitting in the corner as Icarus continues to stomp until the referee gives Icarus the five count. Icarus backs up at four but quickly runs back in with a knee smash to the fore-head of Sadler.

Vega: Sadler's in deep trouble here tonight

Playboy: This keeps up, theres going to be nothing left for Dushae to fight at Halloween Hijinks!

Sadler starts to pull himself up as Icarus comes over to the corner that he was in. Sadler starts to fight his way out with punches, kicks and the occasional chop to the chest. He staggers Icarus back enough that can give a good enough kick to Icarus's stomach, he then follows up with a D.D.T. Sadler goes for the quick pin but doesn't even get a one count, he lifts Icarus back up but Icarus starts to fight back with punches and kicks of his own to Sadler. He then whips him off of the ropes into opposite side of the ring, as Sadler comes back Icarus lifts him high into the sky and delivers a sickening spine buster. Sadler lies there as Icarus gets around and hooks his right leg for the pin.

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No, Sadler had kicked out at the last moment. Surprised slightly, Icarus gets back to his feet and delivers three elbow drops to Sadler's chest before he picks him back up. Sadler tries to fight back but Icarus just knees him in the stomach and sets him up for a powerbomb. Icarus connects with a powerful powerbomb into a pin combo. The referee gets down for the pin,

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Richard Head: Here's your winner, Icarus!

Tito: Folks, we'll be right back after these important messages!

**Commercial Break**

Poppi: And we're back from the comercial break folks. Rave is making his way out to the ring with Jaoa accompaning him.

Rave enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and raises the Ultimate Chaos Championship into the air. While this happens, Chief's music, "Starseed" from Our Lady Peace starts to play and Chief makes his way to the ring as he looks on at Rave. Jaoa takes the title and leaves the ring as the referee pulls out two blindfolds. He puts one on Chief, as he ties it, Rave attacks Chief with the belt that Jaoa tosses back to him really quickly.

Poppi: He should be disqualified for that!

Jakes: The bell hasn't rang yet, its all good until Rave has the blindfold on.

The referee gets into Rave's face and starts to argue about what just happend, but Rave answered with a shot to the forehead of the referee with the belt.

Vega: Smooth move there Rave. Its not an official match yet so he can do that.

Back in the ring, Rave goes for th Buzzkiller but Chief powers out and tosses Rave over the ropes. Chief lowers the blindfold enough to see where Rave was at, he slingshots to the outside of the ring and starts to stomp away at Rave about eight times before he picks him up and sets him up for a snap suplex. He connects, he then rolls Rave back into the ring, the referee then gets back to his feet and breaks up the two so that he can put the blindfold on Rave while he's down. The referee gets the two in the middle of the ring and taps them both on their shoulders to tell them that they're ready to fight. Chief takes a few steps back and charges at Rave for a clothesline, while this happeneds, Rave starts to punch the air, not knowing where Chief is to be at. Jaoa starts to yell which way to go to hit Chief but Rave can't tell, he just keeps punching in the air as Chief gets up from the missed clothesline. Shortly after, Chief lands a couple punches on Rave's back, but as Rave moves from the punches, the two start to blindly throw their punches at nothing. The referee gets the two men back into the corner and gets them set up to fight again. Rave then gets ahold of Chief and starts to power him into the nearby ring corner and starts to punch away at Chief. The referee gets in there and breaks up the two, then the two goes for a sucker punch and connects. Rave staggers back a few steps before falling back. Chief starts to shake his head as if he was dizzy, he then falls forward and headbuts Rave in the balls. Rave starts to flop around as the crowd starts to laugh at that. Jaoa looks at them with a disgusted look on his face as he fix the U.C Championship that Rave had tossed back to him after he decked the ref with it. Chief and Rave then start to get to their feet as Jaoa continued to look on.

Vega: Both athleates are giving their all here tonight!

Jakes: Yeah, but I've got a feeling that this match will be over soon.

Poppi: I doubt that Bill.

Back in the ring, Rave has got ahold of Chief and has exicuted a snap D.D.T on him onto the canvas. Rave then bounces off of the ropes and delivers a spash to Chief. Rave then picks Chief back up to a vertical base and delivers ten punches, one after another than a standing dropkick.

Poppi: Rave's on fire with the resent attacks on Chief right here!

Vega: Rave's dropkicks are like a laser guided missile, you can't dodge them for your life.

Rave then goes for the quick pin and gets a two count as Chief kicks out quickly. Rave gets back down and pins Chief again and only gets a two again. Rave, who is starting to get annoyed at this, gets back up and pulls Chief back up with him. He then delivers a belly to belly suplex ala Scott Stiener to Chief. Rave then rolls to the outside to catch his breath as Chief starts to get back to his feet. When he gets back to his feet, he starts to swing around at the air, trying to get a shot or two in on Rave. While on the outside, Jaoa starts to speak to Rave about something. Rave nodds his head and climbs the ropes to the top and waits for Jaoa's motion. Jaoa yells 'now' and Rave jumps off and Chief counters with a drop kick because he heard Jaoa yell when Chief was close enough. Chief then crawls over to the downed Rave and goes for the pin.

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But Rave kicks out before the three count. Chief gets back to his feet and gets ahold of Rave and whips him hard into the opposet side turnbuckle. Rave turns around and is met with a hard clothesline from Chief. Chief then goes for the pin once again.

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But again Rave kicks out. Chief starts to shake his head in an no maner as he gets back to his feet. He then starts to lay the boots to the chest and stomach of Rave before he lifts him back up to his feet for a hard body slam. Chief then climbs to the second rope as the fans start to give a mixed reaction as Chief jumps off onto Rave with a body spash. He goes for the cover once again.

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Rave kicks out again, this causes Chief to start to get pissed off.

Poppi: Three pin attemps in the past ten minutes. Chief is pulling out all of the stops here tonight folks! Now look at what he's doing, he's starting to pull Rave towards the center of the ring for something.

Back in the ring, Chief has pulled Rave to the middle of the ring and locked on a Camel Clutch. He lockes it on and holds onto to for about a minute and then releases for some knees to Rave's back. He does this three times before he finally keeps it locked on. Rave reels in pain as Jaoa goes to the ring apron and distacts the ref as Rave starts to tap. Chief takes off his blindfold to see whats going on, but the ref finds that the blindfold is off and starts to yell at Chief to get the blindfold back on. While this happends, Jaoa sneaks into the ring and injects Rave with the drug quickly.

Poppi: What is he doing?

Jakes: It looks like Rave's second wind to me.

As the referee ties Chief's blindfold back on, Rave quickly gets up and clotheslines Chief. But Chief dunks quickly and the clothesline hits the referee. Chief starts to get back up as Jaoa comes in and nails Chief with the title in the back of the head. Rave, who thinks the referee is really Chief, starts to lay the boots to the fallen body. Jaoa looks at what Rave is doing and stops him rather quickly. Rave, who doesn't know who's who, grabs ahold of Jaoa by the neck. Jaoa starts to grab ahold of the blindfold and yanks it off to show Rave who it was. Rave then stares at Jaoa for a few seconds, he then cocks his fist to hit Jaoa but Jaoa slaps Rave and points at Chief, telling him to finnish the job. Chief starts to get back to his feet as Rave turns towards him and nails the Buzzkiller onto the title. Jaoa gets out of the ring and pulls the title from out and under Chief as the referee starts to come around. Rave gets down and gets the pin on the fallen Chief.

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Richard Head: Here's your winner, Dave Rave!

Jaoa gets back into the ring and raises Rave's hand high into the air with his right hand and hands him the U.C Title with the left hand.

Poppi: Damn it, he stole the win!

Vega: It was a smart move by Rave and Jaoa

Poppi:It's going to take intelligence for Dave to beat Phoenix at Halloween Hijinks, which is where we'll see you again, were we have an action packed card in store. For Vega and Bill, I'm Tito Poppi, Goodnight!

[Fade out]