Yuri Testkov: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Fatal Four Tagway! And its for the TKOW Tag-Team Titles! Introducing first, one of the challengers, S&M!
"Iron Head" by Rob Zombie feat Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Malice gets through the curtain first, and a chain leads from his collar back through the curtain. Suffering follows, holding the other end of the chain. Malice stops at the top of the ramp and seems to be looking around, but Suffering kicks him. Malice trips and rolls down the ramp, but Suffering yanks back on the chain, stopping Malice's momentum and choking him out. He forces Malice to his feet and shoves him towards the ring. Suffering unhooks the lead and yells at Malice to stay put in the corner, then he gets in the ring and cracks his knuckles.
Yuri Testkov: And the second set of opponets, The Birds of Prey!
The arena goes dark. On the Khaostron a graphic of a heart monitor beats in sync with the beginning beats of "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu. A few green and gold pyros go off in series on stage in sync with the electric guitar which plays. This repeating sequence lasts for the 14 second intro of the song. As the music kicks up various clips of Matt Griffen, Lady Hawke and Aello fighting opponents (in ring and out) in TKOW/SCW flash in a rapid montage on the Megatron.
As the smoke from the pyros clears Griffen is on stage. He slowly and determinedly walks toward the ramp. From behind him, Lady Hawke and Aello appear, running toward him. As they reach him they both grab one of his arms and whip him down the ramp to the ring. He stops at the apron, spinning 180 to face the women. They thumbs up one another and Lady Hawke runs at him full speed, followed a few seconds later by Aello. Griffen drops to a knee.
As Hawke leaps onto it as if for a shining wizard but runs on up onto his shoulders instead, he rises. Using his additional momentum she bounds into a flip over the ropes, landing on her feet. Aello immediately follows, almost identically, except she steps from Griffen's knee into his interlocked hands. He stands, tossing her over his head in a slightly different direction. She somersaults over the ropes, landing on her feet a slight distance from Hawke. Griffen then hops up onto the apron and grabs the ropes, flipping himself over into the ring. Hawke and Griffen remove their belts and show them to the crowd, afterwards handing them to the ref.
Yuri Testkov: Now, for the third set of opponets, Outer Force!
Pandemonium, The Castle Frozen In Time by Noubo Uematsu starts to play as the Khaostron shows multiple shockwaves expand out from the center to the outer parts of the Khaostron. Dry ice starts to flow throughout the entrance way as the lights dim down to a dark blue. Red lights light up on the right side of the entrance while Blue lights light up on the left side. Then, Crim and Saphron make their way out from the back wearing long, black trench coats. They head to the ring, focused, not paying any attention to the crowd's boos. They enter the ring and climb the turnbuckle as the lights start to come back on. They take off of the trench coats and get ready for their opponets.
Yuri Testkov: Now, introducing the TKOW Tag-Team Champions, A Violent Reaction!
"Where Eagles Dare" by Iron Maiden starts to play as AVR makes their way to the ring for the match.
Suffering tosses Malice to the apron and follows as the ref forces them and Outer Force out of the ring, leaving A Violent Reaction and The Birds of Prey. After a quick conference with Lady Hawke and Aello, Griffen moves to the center of the ring and the women slip outside the ropes to their corner. Burden steps between the ropes, leaving Havoc in.
Titoi: And it looks like Griffen and Havoc will be starting this match off as per Power?s stipulation that the Birds and AVR are the first to have a go.
Johnny: *glowering* Just like Power to give his pet lovebirds a head start.
Tito: They?re starting even with both teams having held the belts.
Havoc advances and strikes Griffen?s chest with hard chops. The larger man looks down in annoyance, grabbing Havoc and doing an Oklahoma Slam. He quickly follows it up with a military press with a drop to a powerslam. The audience pops for the show of strength.
Tito: Griffen taking command early in this match.
Griffen backs off, letting Havoc get up, and Havoc makes his way to Burden, tagging him in. Griffen tags in Hawke. Burden heads toward their corner. Seeing this, Griffen picks up LH and tosses her forcefully at Burden before stepping out of the ring. She catches Burden around the neck as she almost overflies him, and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd pops at the first double team move of the match. Rolling away toward Outer Force?s corner, she raises up and Saphron reaches in and slaps her hand, tagging himself in.
Johnny: *gleefully* Well, well, looks like the chick didn?t watch where she was going.
LH glares up at Saphron after he enters and Crim complains to the ref to make her leave the ring. When Hawke steps aside to move to her own corner, Saphron hits her with a DDT. Aello keeps Griffen from taking more than a step until Hawke rolls under the ropes onto the apron. When Saphron stands, Burden hits him with a roaring elbow.
Tito: Saphron was too focused on Lady Hawke, knowing Burden was the legal man. He should have known better.
Johnny: He just wanted to send her a message, that?s all.
Getting to their feet, Burden lays into Saphron with some European uppercuts, following with a leaping STO. Burden pulls Saphron up and takes him back down with the Ruckus Breaker. Burden goes for the pin.
Ref: One?
Tw-
Crim breaks the pin and the ref orders him out. Burden pulls Saphron up and tries to whip him into the AVR corner but Saphron reverses it and whips him into S&M?s corner. Suffering immediately applies the Iron Claw from outside the ring.
Johnny: *rubbing his hands together* There we go. We actually got some good wrasslin goin? on. I think I could get to like that Burden dude.
Tito: The ref is calling on Suffering to release Burden, but wait!
Malice dives through the ropes, headbutting Burden and breaking Suffering?s hold. Burden falls into Saphron, who suplexes him and goes for the pin but Malice breaks it with a kick to Saphron?s head.
Johnny: Malice wants a piece of the action. Hey Suffering, leave the guy alone!
Suffering and Havoc both enter the ring. Suffering snatches up Malice and roughly throws him into Havoc, knocking him back into his own turnbuckle. Malice gets his feet under him and begins repeatedly spearing Havoc. The ref orders Suffering to get Malice out. He nods and takes his time in doing so. He yanks Malice up and into a press, ?accidentally? dropping his struggling partner right back down onto Havoc.
Meanwhile Crim and Saphron set Burden up on the turnbuckle and Outer Force hits him with the Chrono Shock. Saphron goes for the pin but the ref is still distracted by S&M. Suffering forces Malice through the ropes, following, and Havoc rolls out himself. Crim gets back out of the ring just in time as the ref turns and sees Saphron pinning Havoc. He runs and drops to count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Thr-
Burden gets a shoulder up.
Tito: And Burden manages to not lose the titles!
Saphron gets up and tags in Crim while a disoriented Burden backs into the Birds? corner and blindly tags in Aello. Half the crowd laughs and the rest boo Burden. Aello grins and climbs the ropes, leaping and nailing Crim with Festinate.
Johnny: Damn, I sure wouldn?t wanna wrassle her. She might decide she?s hungry? and want venison. *shudders* Uuuuugh?
Burden comes to his senses, realizes where he is and jumps off the apron, heading to his own corner, but at first can?t decide which way to go with Saphron in one direction and S&M in the other. He chooses to brave OF?s corner and takes off.
In the ring both Crim and Aello get to their feet. She drop toe holds him into an STF. Saphron immediately enters the ring to break the hold, pulling her off and snap suplexing her. The ref orders Saphron out. Suffering watches the legal man and woman, while keeping a tight hand on Malice in their corner.
James Orich appears out of the crowd between S&M and the BoP. He sits on the barrier, watching the in-ring action, cheering for Aello.
Johnny: Hey, there?s that weirdo that wants Aello. I say let him have her. Kill two birds with one stone. *snickers* Hey, I made a funneh?
Tito: ?
Crim picks Aello up for a powerbomb but almost in position she manages to reverse it into spinning neckbreaker. The crowd pops with an Aello chant beginning.
Tito: Aello showing her stuff here tonight. She must want to hold the TKOW tag titles since the other two Birds already have.
Crim gets to his feet first and lands a moonsault on his opponent. The crowd groans. Orich frowns and moves toward the apron but Griffen warns him off. Suffering notices but turns his attention back in-ring. Crim pulls Aello up and powerbombs her, then lifts her up again. He roughly sets her up on the top rope, climbs to the second and t-bone suplexes her to the crowd?s dismay. Orich boos but remains out of the way. Crim drops for the pin.
Johnny: That?s that Sky Dragon. Good, cause I?m gettin? bored with the way this match is a draggin?.
Ref: One?
Two-
Hawke breaks the pin and then returns to the apron. Saphron gripes at her but she flies him the bird as Griffen assists her through the ropes.
Tito: And Hawke makes the save for her team mate. *to Johnny* Aren?t you going to make a snide remark about Lady Hawke?
Johnny: I say what I want, when I wanna, not when you do. Is that clear or do I need to dumb it down fer ya?
Crim stands, getting frustrated, and pulls up Aello, whipping her across the ring into the ropes near S&M. Havoc slinks around to OF?s corner and jerks Saphron?s feet ouf from beneath him, choking him on the ropes as he falls. Meanwhile, Suffering seizes the opportunity and grabs Aello through the ropes from behind, copping a long feel and dry humping her through the ropes. Some of the men in the audience let out cheers. Orich protests and turns toward the audience yelling. Aello headbutts, elbows, and shin kicks Suffering hard several times to no avail. Crim laughs until Suffering grabs her wrist and forces her to make the tag. Suffering lifts Aello over the ropes, grabbing her ass in the process, then slaps one of her ass cheeks hard with a resounding
~smack!~ heard throughout the arena, and shoves her back toward her own corner. He climbs in the ring, cracks his knuckles, and heads for Crim.
Johnny: And now we get to see the pervert wrassle?
Suffering lands a running Yakuza kick on Crim, stands him up and takes him right back down with the Side Effect and goes for the pin, getting up at two and breaking the count, pulling Crim up with him. LH lets out a whistle and moves to slip between the ropes as Orich sneaks up behind Suffering with a chair. Orich goes for a head strike just as Suffering turns, holding Crim in front of him, and Orich nails Crim instead. Suffering throws Crim into Orich and into the ropes and then the mat. Suffering fistdrops Orich and gets to his feet, pulling Crim up with him and tiger drives Crim onto Orich. The ref orders Orich out and tosses the chair out of the ring.
While the ref is distracted, Havoc runs the apron and jumps up to the top rope for the Codex aiming for Suffering, but Suffering steps out of the way and Havoc hits Orich as he rolls under the ropes. The ref forces both men out of the ring. Havoc yells at Suffering but the masked man points to the Khaostron where it shows him and the ropes behind.
Tito: Havoc trying to pull a fast one there.
Suffering implant DDTs Crim and at every attempt Crim makes to tag out to Saphron, Suffering keeps him from reaching his own corner. Crim runs and bounces off the first rope with a jumping DDT. Crim attempts to tag to Saphron, who is straining to reach him, while Suffering is down, but Suffering gets to him in time and jerks him back to the center of the ring and to the mat with a scoop slam piledriver. Crim counters with a snap suplex.
Orich makes his way to the Birds? corner but Aello forces him to leave and turns her attention back to the match while continuing to rub her ass cheek.
On the outside Malice goes after Havoc. Burden joins them to help out his partner. Saphron decides enough is enough and enters the ring. Griffen moves to block him. Saphron hits Griffen with a hurricanrana but Griffen gets right up and hits Saphron with the Bad Habit Drop.
Tito: Griffen trying to keep out interference by Saphron and the ref?s not liking either of them in the ring.
The ref orders the illegals out of the ring with threats of DQ.
Johnny: *sneering* Griffen needs to keep out of things. He?s not security.
Griffen picks Saphron up into a military press and front drops him over the ropes onto the apron, following him outside. Meanwhile, Suffering sees Malice into it with AVR and unexpectedly tags out to LH and runs across the ring, diving through the ropes and splashing onto AVR who were double teaming Malice on the floor. Seeing an opportunity, Crim makes it to his corner where he tags in Saphron as Hawke enters the ring.
Tito: And Lady Hawke gets her second chance in the ring.
Hawke and Saphron go back and forth exchanging a number of various suplexes and DDTs from their move arsenals with the crowd popping with each show of their skills. On the outside, Suffering manages to retake Malice from AVR after a rough series of moves and counter moves between the three of them, with Suffering eventually putting the beat down on AVR and tiger driving Burden onto Havoc. Afterwards Suffering puts Malice back in their corner the hard way--by slamming him into outside of the turnbuckle. Suffering motions for AVR to come at him again and when they decline, he hops back up onto the apron to see what?s going on in-ring.
Saphron manages to hit LH with the Cradleshock, quickly following it with a shooting star press from the second rope. He pulls LH up and onto the top rope, tagging Crim in again. Crim climbs to the top, pulls LH up with help and then hits the Cataclism.
Tito: You know that?s got to hurt?
He covers for the count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Thr-
Tito: And Griffen to the rescue this time.
Griffen breaks the count, shoving Crim off his partner. The ref chastises him, making him go back to his corner. Seeing Crim slowly getting up, Hawke jumps up to her feet and goes for the Stun Gun. Saphron climbs the ropes as the ref?s attention is turned. Crim drops to the mat as Hawke goes for the kick. She hops and falls with a splash on top him. Crim tosses her off and rolls out of the way as Saphron hits her with the corkscrew moonsault. Saphron rolls back onto the apron as the ref turns and Crim throws an arm over Hawke. The ref drops to count.
Ref: One?
Two?
Thr-
Hawke kicks out. Crim gets to his knees and starts arguing with the ref, but the ref signals two. Hawke flips up and hits the Taser!
Tito: Whoa! Where'd that come from?!?
Crim is hanging over the bottom rope and Hawke is face down on the mat. AVR is a mess on the outside as Suffering drags Malice up the ramp, kicking and, kicking.
Johnny: Where do they think they're going?
In the ring, Hawke pulls herself towards Griffen as Crim stirs against the ropes. Suffering drops Malice's chain and runs back down to the ring, slides in, and collides with an entering Saphron. Hawke tags Matt as Crim gets to his feet. Suffering tackles Saphron out of the ring as Matt hauls Crim into the Claw Crush! He pins...
One...
Two...
Three!!
Just after the ref hits three, Malice crashes down on top of Matt, chains and all.
Tito: Too late for that! The ref's calling it, this match is over and we have new champions again!
Johnny: AVR was set up.
Tito: Oh yeah, like Forever was fair?
Suffering gets up and seen Malice in the ring and joins him, only to stiffly boot Malice in the face and out of the ring. Matt looks confused as Suffering ignores him and leaves the ring, and the ref brings in the title belts.
Yuri Testkov: Your winners by pinfall, and the NEEWWWW two time TKOW Tag Team Champions, Lady Hawke, Matt Griffen, the BIRRRDDSSS OF PREEEEYYYYYY~!!
NOW- IS THE TIME- FOR ME TO RISE- TO MY FEEEEET-
WIPE YOUR SPIT- FROM MY FACE- WIPE THESE TEARS- FROM MY EYYYEEESSSSS
Johnny: Not again!
T.H. Power walks out onto the stage with a mic in his hand and a scowl on his face.
Power: My own people. I thought Phoenix taught you better than that. You cannot fight in a tag team match, ESPECIALLY a title match, with three people. I would have noticed sooner, but I was arguing with Salazar Tyrenus over a spot in the Prince of Hell match.
Burden and Havoc congradulate each other.
Johnny: Am I hearing things?
Power: So by the power vested in me by the boatload of money I have, I am hereby voiding the Birds of Prey title win.
Tito: That's horrible, but he's right. I was so caught up in the match I failed to notice.
Johnny: I always knew they were rotten stinking cheaters.
Power: However, since A Violent Reaction drew up their walking papers, I certainly can't give them the titles back. So, it's my decision to hold up the tag title belts until such a time comes that the tag team division is worthy of titles again.
Power lowers the mic and motions to the ref, who takes the belts back from the Birds and leaves the ring.
Johnny: I never thought I'd see the day...
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