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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:05 PM

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"Land of Confusion" by Disturbed plays as the new HPWA-esque opening montage flares onto the screen.

The camera pans around the Charles Koch Arena and the less-than sold out crowd erupts as Mass Khaos is LIVE!!

The camera focuses on the new announce table, next to the ramp, and shows the new announce team of Tito Poppi and Johnny Styles.

Tito: Good evening, and welcome to the first edition of the new Mass Khaos! I'm Tito Poppi and joining me in his first full stint as an announcer is former HPWA, UCW, and TKOW wrestler Johnny Styles. Johnny, how does it feel to move to the other side of sports entertainment?

Johnny: Tito, Johnny Styles is-

Bulls On Parade hits the Arena and the fans go crazy.

Johnny: Who's interrupting Johnny Styles?

Tito: It can?t be!

The Duke walks out and the already rabid fans go insane.

Tito: It is! It?s The Duke!

Johnny: I thought this punk was gone?

The Duke walks down the Ramp reacting the the Crowd and shouting back at them.

Tito: This show is the beginning of a new era for TKOW, and what better way to show that than to have The Duke debut in TKOW?

Johnny: I don?t know, maybe having The Duke hit by a bus? I mean, the moron was sent up to TKOW months ago, but he disappeared!

Tito: We all remember the epic battle The Duke had with Kid Styles in SCW, we saw him take on Chief, and Rotten Treats, we saw him defeat Schnitzel, we saw him pretty much destroy anyone he faced, and now he?s finally here, in TKOW!

The Duke enters the ring and grabs the mic from announcer Yuri Testkov.

The crowd starts to Chant ?Duke, Duke, Duke!?

Johnny: Can?t we go to commercial?

Tito: The show just started a minute ago.

Johnny: I don?t care!

The Duke taps the mic with his hand to make sure it?s on.

The Duke: Sorry I?m late. But like they say, better late than never. A lot of you have sent me E-Mails, asking why I didn't come to TKOW after I was given my contract. Some people thought I was dead, others thought I left wrestling to go into politics, still others thought that I was abducted by UFOs. The truth is, I?ve always been a big fan of timing. So I decided to take a few months off, let my body heel up and wait for the right time. And the is no better time than RIGHT NOW! I have a few scores to settle, before I set my sights on the richest prize in this business. And I?ve got something else, an iron clad contract, signed by Soulfly saying that I can pick who I want to face for my first match in TKOW. Now Soulfly doesn?t run the show anymore, and HPWA management tried to screw me out of MY contract.

Johnny: Yes, they do tend to do that.

The Duke: But I?m a smart man, I went to my lawyer and he told me that regardless of who currently runs the company, TKOW is obligated to fullfil my contract, or buy me out.

Johnny: I?m going to start a collection, maybe we can buy this guy off the air.

Tito: Don?t interupt the man.

The Duke: Lets be honest here, TKOW hasn?t made a dime in years, Soulfly almost ran it into the ground, and Power really couldn?t afford to buy me out. So I?m here tonight to decide who I want to face in my first match. The contract says I can pick anyone-

NOW- IS THE TIME- FOR ME TO RISE- TO MY FEEEEET-
WIPE YOUR SPIT- FROM MY FACE- WIPE THESE TEARS- FROM MY EYYYEEESSSSS



Johnny: Here we go!

The "8" logo bounces around the KhaosTron, jumping around the HPWA logo as T.H. Power emerges from the backstage area to "I Will Be Heard".

Tito: It's the new boss and these fans are getting riled up!

Johnny: T.H. Power is a lot of things. A jerk, a selfish fool, a power hungry idiot, but he's a showman first and foremost.

Power 'Razor Ramon' struts down the ramp, his metal briefcase in hand, a smirk across his face. In pure Bret Hart style he takes off his sunglasses and puts them on a kid at ringside before climbing the steps and stepping through the ropes. He places the case down on the top rope in the corner and pulls out a microphone.

Power: Hey there, jackass! Welcome to my world!

The Duke: Excuse me? Just who do you think you are?

Power: Oh me? I'm just the guy who, according to you, has no control over, say, anything. Does that about cover it?

Johnny: Don't answer him Duke! It's a trap!

The Duke: Damn stra-

Power: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE RIGHT!!

The crowd pops at the cheap steal.

Power: I was reviewing your contract Duke. Matter of fact, I brought it with me. It's in my case.

Power puts the mic back in his suit pocket and clicks open the case, waving Duke closer. Duke takes a few steps forward, still keeping his distance. Power shrugs and opens the case-

BOOM!!



Tito: Jeez the case just combusted!

Power knocks the flaming case to the floor and a crewmember douses it with an extinguisher.

Power: Wow! Can you believe that? POOF! Up in smoke! Just like that! That was your contract Duke! Just gone in a flash!

With each mini-sentence, Power has stepped closer to The Duke. He takes one last step and gets face to face with him, his smirk now a grimace, breathing so heavily into the mic he's practically snorting.

Power: Just like your apathetic career will be if you ever try to tell me what I can and cannot do again. The last time HPWA was in charge of TKOW, we fired the World Champion, changed four contracts, and remodled the CEO office. And that was in just ONE NIGHT. You were scheduled for a TV Title tourney match at High Voltage, and you were NOWHERE. To me, that makes you about as worthwhile as swimming trunks in the Alps.

The Duke: Iron clad-

Power: Are you deaf? I don't CARE what your lawyer said. You voided that iron clad TKOW contract when you failed to appear for your scheduled matches. YOU'RE DONE.

Tito: Wait. Is Power firing Duke? The roster is small enough as it is, he can't just...

Johnny: He's done it before. He doesn't take kindly to being ordered by the people that work for him.

The crowd boos the decision, and Duke starts to leave the ring.

Power: Wait, wait, I have an idea. You want your "shot against anyone", and I need bodies in the ring. So here's what I'm going to do for YOU. I'm going to start you off at Holiday Hell in a special HPWA match. The Invitational. Because we want wrestlers from all over to come here and try their luck in TKOW. This Invitational, like our first two, will have to be something, special. Let's call it the First Blood Invitational. The only rule is to bleed anyone that isn't you. It won't even be an official match. It'll be a full PPV brawl. From the time the PPV starts, to the time the first of the two Main Events starts, the attack is on. Whoever remains unscathed by the end wins. If more than one wrestler happens to make it all the way, whoever made the most people bleed will win.

Johnny: Power knows a gorefest will bring in the ratings.

Power: The winner will get an open contract to face anyone in TKOW at the first PPV of 2006 in any matchtype they want. Whaddya say, Duke. You up for the challenge? It's hard to say who'll be in this thing. TKOW stars, HPWA stars, WOF, FTW, UCW, SWAT, hell, anyone could show up for this thing.

The Duke: You're on "boss". Get that contract ready.

"Bulls On Parade" kicks in again and Duke exits the stage.

Power: That's part one of Holiday Hell set. Here's part two. The Prince of Hell match, which I'll reveal at the end of tonight's show, will now carry with it a bonus. The winner will not only be 2005's Prince of Hell, but also become the new number one contender for the TKOW Title!

The crowd explodes at the news.

Tito: Number one contender? Who's going to be in this thing?

Johnny: I have a better question Tito. What's the thing going to be? HPWA loves to push the envelope. I shudder to think of what P&P came up with for the Prince of Hell match.

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:06 PM

Tito: With people coming, going, and missing, the first match of the night has been changed somewhat. Instead of seeing Kid Styles face off against Ian Vodoa-

Johnny: Trumpet boy go crying home to mommy did he?

Tito: We'll see a triple threat match, with Kid Styles facing SYSFI facing Bob Lancelot.

Johnny: Kid and SY already dropped a triple threat to Aello at the final High Voltage. And what's with that name? Someone You Shouldn't F With comes out to SYSFI? Is SYSFI related to Hardcore Al?

Tito: Excuse me?

Johnny: What I mean to say is, is SYSFI mentally retarded.

"Myself" By Maroon 5 fills the arena, signaling the arrival of Kid Styles. He emerges from behind the curtains and stops, looking from one side of the arena toward the fans then to the other, grinning as he hears various female fans whistle at him.



Tito: There's your s-

Johnny: Shut it little man.

He then walks down the aisle, tagging the hands of various fans on the way. He slides under the bottom rope, into the ring, he jumps to his feet then arches his back trying to stretch as he gets ready for his match.

"Bring Me To Life" hits next. The music hits, after about 20 seconds SYSFI appears on the ramp. he takes his time walking down the rampway. He stops about 7 feet before the ring. The camera then spans around him slowly as he scans the ring, the referee and his opponent. He then enters the ring and waits in his corner.



Johnny: He's big and stupid looking. Like that Large Lee guy.

The lights go off and "All My Life" by the Foo Fighters starts. Bob hobbles down to the ring to boo's from the crowd, he steps into the ring and climbs onto the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, he then hops off of the turnbuckle and looks at SYSFI and Kid.



Lancelot and Kid circle one another in the ring, each eyeing the other, as SYSFI keeps his distance, eyeing the two. After a minute the crowd gets antsy. A couple jeers intermixed with a few out of sync K ? I ? D chants break out in the arena.

Tito Poppi: Lancelot and your son don?t seem to be able to decide who?s going to make the first move.

Johnny: *sneering* That?s no son of mine. If he was my son and a true wrassler, he?d a done been all over The Hunchback. *yelling* Lancelot, kick his scrawny ass for me!

Hearing his father, Kid stops and pounds a fist into his other palm, a determined expression crossing his face. Lancelot uses the distraction to fake out a punch to Kid?s head and kicks him in the stomach.

Johnny: Thatsa way! Whoop him good!

As Kid bends over holding his gut, bob backs up, steps up on the first rope and goes for a flying elbow. Kid spins out of the way and bob hits the mat elbow first. Kid grabs ob and applies a one-leg Boston crab.

Tito: Kid turned the tables on his older opponent there. Good fake out by both.

The ref drops to ask if the Bob will tap but he refuses. When Kid realizes Bob won?t give, he releases the hold and steps back. SYSFI decides to seize the moment and rushes in, clotheslines The Kid down. When kid gets back up, he takes him back down with another clothesline. KID once again is quick to his feet and SYSFI kicks him in the stomach and DDT's him down.

SYSFI gets up and gets caught with a sleeper hold from Bob. After a minute, Kid gets up and sees the commotion going on, he moves in, but SYSI uses bob for leverage and dropkicks KID, when his feet hit the ground he mule kicks bob in the nuts, causing lancelot to fall to his knees. SYSFI backs up and runs over, kneeing bob in the head, sending bob to the mat. SYSFI starts stomping away.Kid gets up and climbs on a nearby turnbuckle. he leaps off and catches SYSFI with a missile dropkick.

Johnny: Damn it! how are you going to let that sorry punk kick you like that!

As SYSFI rises, Kid takes him down with a hurricanrana. The crowd pops and a KID chant starts again. Bob gets to his feet at the same time KID does. Styles goes for a running clothesline but Bob steps to the side, links Kid?s arm with his own. Bob lets him go under, then steps in and takes Kid down with a DDT. He follows it up with a scoop slam. A few Bob cheers break out. lancelot applies a double armbar to Kid while he?s down.

Johnny: Yeah, thatsa way! Show that no count runt how to wrassle.

The ref drops to the mat to check on Kid, who cries out, and to ask if he wants to submit, but Kid shakes his head no. SYSFI runs over and breaks up the submission. Bob gets up and gets nailed with a right hand from SYSFI, Bob then quickly gets thrown over the rope to the outside. Kid quickly gets to his feet, flexing his arms. SYSFI lowblows him from behind, causing kid to scream out in pain.

Johnny: Awesome, now I don't have to worry about having any pussified grandkids.

SYSFI turns Kid around and hits him with Chronic Injury.

Johnny: Nice. What?s he call that move? I done forgot...

Tito: I believe he calls that Chronic Injury.

Johnny: You believe? You mean you don?t know?

SYSFI plays up to the crowd, getting a mix of boos and cheers. Kid uses the time to get to feet and climb the ropes, waiting for just the right moment?

Tito: *sarcasm* I can tell I?m really going to enjoy working with you, Johnny...

Johnny: You should, after all, I?m Superstar Johnny Styles! Now, let?s get back to the wrasslin.

Kid hits SYSFI with the West Coast Pop and goes for the pin. The ref drops to count.

Johnny: You idjit! Why?d you let him do that for?!


One?



Two-




Bob reaches in and pulls KID off of SYSFI, He pulls his leg close to the apron, but KID kicks him stifly in the face with his free foot, causing Bob to leave him alone momentarily. KID runs to the ropes and flies off with a Frogsplash before SYSFI can get up. SYSFI sees him coming and manages to roll but not completely out of the way.

Johnny: Do I have to come up there and show you three how it's done?!

Kid makes the cover...


One...



Two...




SYSFI kicks out just in the nick of time. Kid shrugs his shoulders and pulls SYSFI up, he whips him into the turnbuckle and runs in behind with a turnbuckle clothesline/Bulldog combination. Bob pulls out his fork and climbs into the riing, he aims for styles. Just as he's about to stab him, the referee grabs his hand and keeps him from using the weapon. Styles sees this and walks in that direction, he runs over and hits him with a shot that sends bob over the top ropes. SYSFI tries to capitalize, as he rolls Styles up in a school boy.


One...



Two...



Three!



NO!




Styles got the shoulder up just before the referee hit the hand on the mat. SYSFI Turns to the referee and starts complaining about the count. KID takes the oppurtunity to try and sneak a school boy on his own.


One...



Two...



Three!



No!




SYSFI gets the shoulder up! Kid stands up, and is immediately knocked down from a vicious shot to the back of the head from Bob. Bob applys an armbar to styles, as SYSFI gets to his feet. THe guy with the initials stomps away at Bob getting him to relenguish the hold. Styles and Bob get to their feet at the same time, and both are knocked down with a double clothesline from SYSFI. Styles is the first to his feet, and SYSFI is quick to the attack, with a Dragon Suplex.

Tito: Life Sucks, then he breaks your neck!

Johnny: I hope he broke that boys neck, he doesn't deserve to carry on the Styles name.

SYSFI makes the cover. Bob's manager Claire Matthews hops onto the apron, distracting the referee from the pinfall attempt. After a few moments, he gets up from the pinfall to deal with the distraction, but Lancelot is quick to stab him in the head with the fork! drawing blood, Bob quickly tosses the fork away and connects with the Swinging Bells. Claire hops down as the cover is made.


One...



Two...





Styles sees what's happening and lurches at the two men.



Three!





Styles hits the pile, but not before the hand hits for the three.

Yuri Testkov: Your winner by pinfall, BOOOOB LANCELOOOOTTTT~!!!

Tito: What a match!

Johnny: That match sucked. BOOOORRRRRINNNGGG!!




The KhaosTron lights up and shows T.H. Power in his office, looking quite upset.

T.H. Power: You're a has been, a nobody, a wish he still was! Look at yourself! You didn't even get a clean win last show. Pathetic! What am I supposed to do with old can't hack it "talent" like you?

The camera pans over to show Jason "F'n" Starr standing, arms crossed. The crowd, well, implodes.

T.H. Power: What, Mr. "lookit me I was chump for a year and now I can't beat Cody"? You're supposed to be one of the names to fear in this business, but ever since you dropped the title you've been ca-ca. Pure and utter. What do you think I should do with you?

Starr: I think you're going to put me in the Prince of Hell match.

T.H. Power: Kiss my flabby butt Jason.

Starr: You want those butts in the seats? You'll put me in this match.

T.H. Power: Where were you a week ago when the match was announced? Nowhere. Where were you when Phoenix put out the call? Nowhere. Because you think you're somebody? Now that I called it a number one contenders match, now you want in. Why in God's name would I grant YOU the honor?

Starr: Because I'm Jason "F'n" Starr.

T.H. Power: Oh is that right?

Starr: Yeah, that'll about cover it.

T.H. Power: Ok smartass. You want in? I'll let you in. Only because that unlike you, I know what this match is going to entail. You're thinking in King of the Jungle standards. Let me remind you pal, HPWA doesn't do it in chump change. This match? This match scares me. This match makes me wonder if I'll have a roster left to embarass after it's over. This match, this match is going to make history.

Voice: Then you better sign me up for it.

The camera pans again, and shows Adrian Tanner Jr at the door, holding a sock.

Tanner: What's with the sock?

T.H. Power: It's a FIRM thing.

Tanner tosses the sock to the side and slaps Starr on the back.

Tanner: Adrenaline Express or no, you know if it's bigtime that a Tanner needs to be there.

T.H. Power: Was there a Tanner at Apocalyptic Dream? A Tanner in the Brutality tournament? A Tanner at the Phoenix Pit? No, don't think so. You just re-signed with me. Why should I give YOU a shot at a title shot?

Tanner: Because if this is an HPWA style match, I'll probably get seriously injured during it, and you'd love to see that happen.

Power's eyes widen a bit, lighting up as a smirk crosses his face.

T.H. Power: Yeah, I really would. Done! You're both in. Now got outta my office and try not to embarass yourselves against Double J.

The members of Adrenaline Express leave and Power takes a seat, chuckling.

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:07 PM

Yuri Testkov: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match! Introducing first, Nate Redman!

?Enemy? by Sevendust the lights fade out to black, leaving only the flash bulbs from the cameras in the crowd to light the arena. Lightly in the background we begin to hear the Gregorian chant before an ominous voice resonates over top of it.

Yuri Testkov: Now the second entrant, Salazar Tyrenus!

The lights go out completely as dark green and red lights circle the arena and the stage swirls up in mist as whispers echo through the speakers...

A cackling voice roars "Forever" with conviction, and then the lights are out again...

"Still D.R.E." by Dr. Dre plays as the crowd already goes ape shit just at hearing the music and a figure appears on the stage covered within the mist. Salazar appears with a huge steel chain draped across his arm and surveys the stage through his black sunglasses as the crowd?s shocked reactions turn to huge jeers. Salazar makes his way down to the ring slowly surveying all around him with a look of malice as he climbs in and poses on all 4 turnbuckles with both his arms outstretched, while he invites the cold reception from the fans.

Yuri Testkov: And now, the final entrant, Dark Schnitzel!

"Aerodynamic" plays throught the areana as a druid comes out with a casket. The Casket opens, only to reveal an....empty casket? As the cameras zoom up into the insides of the casket, Schnitzel comes out from under the casket and runs into the ring, so that when the cameras zoom back into the ring, Schnitzel will be standing there.

Schnitzel then smiles an evil smile and pryos come out from the ringposts.(kane style). When the pyros stop, hecalmes down and walks to one of the corner and sits there,waiting for his opponent.

Tito: This should be fun.

Johnny: In The Business, we have a name for this kind of match.

Tito: What would that be?

Johnny: I?m not going to tell you, you?re not in the Business.

Tito: I work for TKOW, how am I not in the business?

Johnny: Announcers don?t count.

Tito: You?re an Announcer.

Johnny: I?m not just an announcer, I?m ?The? Announcer. The Exception to the rule.

Tito: What does that make me?

Johnny: A complete jackass!

Tito: I don?t think I like working with you.

Johnny: Don?t worry, you?ll be replaced soon.

Tito: Lets just call this match.

Salazar and Redman look at each other, then both turn to look at Schnitzel. Schnitzel does the double-arm bicep pose.

Johnny: He?s got to be kidding.

Salazar and Redman rush Schnitzel and start a double team beat down on him.

Tito: Teamwork?

Johnny: It?s smart, get rid of the biggest guy then they can fight eachother one on one.

Tito: I agree.

Schnitzel powers back to his feet and shoves Redman off of him, then he starts punching Salazar.

Tito: He just shoved Redman to the ground like he was nothing.

Redman gets back to his feet, shoots himself off the nearest ropes and dropkicks Schnitzel to the knee. Schnitzel drops to one knee. Redman and Salazar begin to beat down Schnitzel again. Schnitzel tries to fight back, but he decides to roll out of the ring to escape.

Johnny: He?s a coward.

Tito: What would you do?

Johnny: I wouldn?t be in his situation.

Tito: Remember folks there is no count-outs in a triple threat match.

Johnny: And no disqualification.

Tito: That?s right.

Redman and Salazar stare at each other, but before they can do anything Salazar grabs the top rope and shoots himself over it and towards Schnitzel, outside the ring. Schnitzel catches Salazar on his shoulders.

Tito: What strength!

Redman shoots himself off the far ropes and launches himself over the top rope towards Schnitzel and Salazar.

Tito: Suicide Plancha!

Redman hits Schnitzel across the body sending Schnitzel to the ground with Salazar still on his shoulders, causing Schnitzel to samoan drop Salazar.

Tito: Samoan Drop!

Johnny: Jesus, I think Salazar is dead!

Tito: Redman has got to be in full control now!

Johnny: I don?t know, he landed on his head, I think whoever gets up first will be in control.

Redman makes it to his feet first, and walks to the other side of the ring and grabs a chair. He then walks back over to Salazar and Schnitzel.

Tito: Why is he holding that chair?

Johnny: Call me crazy, but I think he might hit someone with it, dumbass!

Tito: He doesn?t need to do this!

Johnny: No DQ?s.

Tito: Still!

Redman raises the chair over Schnitzel, but Schnitzel lowblows Redman.

Johnny: What the hell, He can?t do that!

Tito: No DQ?s, Johnny, No DQ?s!

Redman drops the Chair, and Schnitzel pops up and drops him with a DDT onto the chair.

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Tito: Redman is busted open!

Johnny: Jesus Christ his blood is pouring out fast!

Schnitzel rolls Redman into the ring, he then grabs Salazar who pops up and shoves a thumb into Schnitzel?s eye. Salazar picks up the chair and smacks Schnitzel with it, but Schnitzel doesn?t drop. Salazar nails Schnitzel again, but Schnitzel is only dazed.

Tito: What?s it going to take to get the big man down?

Salazar takes the chair and uses it to lowblow Schnitzel.

Johnny: That?ll do it.

Schnitzel crumbles to the ground, Salazar rolls into the ring, where he stands over a knocked out Redman, who is bleeding so badly there?s a stain on the mat arround Redman?s head. Salazar falls onto Redman for the cover.


One!


Two!!!!!!


Thr........




Redman barely kicks out.


Tito: I thought it was over!

Johnny: You would.

Salazar gets up and starts to kick Redman in the head.

Tito: This might need to be stopped, Redman is bleeding to death in there!

Salazar picks Redman up and begins to punch at the head gash. The he starts to pull the cut apart to make it bleed more.

Johnny: Oh God!

Tito: The Ref needs to stop this!

Schnitzel makes it to his feet, and then he rolls into the ring behind the other two men.

Tito: Schnitzel!

The crowd pops, as Schnitzel runs towards Salazar and lifts a knee into the back of Salazar sending him out of the ring. Schnitzel picks up Redman, and stares at the gash in his head.

Tito: Oh this is bad!

Schnitzel grabs Redman?s head and starts to lick the blood off of Redman?s face.

Tito: What the hell?

Johnny: I?m going to get sick!

Tito: Schnitzel is licking the bloody face of Redman.

Schnitzel stops looks at the crowd and then pulls something out of his tights.

Tito: What is it!

Johnny: I don?t know.

Schnitzel shakes the object over Redman?s face.

Johnny: It?s a salt shaker!

Redman starts to scream and fling his body about but Schnitzel has Redman in his grasp still.

Tito: Maybe Redman?s face was bland.

Salazar gets on the apron, grabs the top rope and launches himself back into the ring and nails Schnitzel with a forearm, breaking the salt shaker and sending salt into Schnitzel?s eyes. Schnitzel is blinded, Redman is out on the mat and now Salazar is trying to get to his feet.

Tito: All three men are hurt now!

Salazar grabs Redman and palms his head, utilizing the Iron Claw!!

Johnny: Fight it Redman! FIGHT IT!!

Redman only struggles briefly, the pain from the bleeding and the salt too much, and he taps out.

Tito: Salazar pulled it out, and against Nate Redman no less! The Forsaken One means business!

Yuri Testkov: Your winner, by submission, SAALLLLAZAARRRR TYYYRRRRRENNUSS~!!!




The KhaosTron lights up again, showing T.H. Power typing away on his computer.

Voice: Hey Powers.

Power glances up as Ghalleon and Outer Force walk into the office.

Power: *sighs* That's Power Mr Advanced. What do you want? I put your ponies in a tag title match already so I'm really not in any mood to give out any more handouts.

Ghalleon: Better change that tone. I'm one of the biggest names in this company.

Power: Speaking of which... *picks up a digital recorder* Look to hire bigger names then Ghalleon. See if Slare can find his head and return a phone call. *puts down the recorder and motions to the trio* You were saying?

Ghalleon frowns and leans partially over the desk. Crim and Saphron slowly begin to move around the sides of the desk.

Ghalleon: That's right. You're the funny one aren't you.

*smack*

Voice: Nah. That'd be me.

The camera pans some more and Phoenix is leaning in the doorway, bat in hand.

Phoenix: Wanna lay odds who'll come out of THIS in one piece?

Ghalleon chuckles.

Ghalleon: Oh I wouldn't start placing bets just yet. But now isn't the time. I was just about to throw my name in the hat for the Prince of Hell match.

Power: Don't quite see why G-Loc. You've failed to even make a dent during your last few title matches. You lost in the first round of the latest title tournament. And as I recall, you went flying off a cage last King of the Jungle match, while, oh who was it that won that thing?

Now Phoenix chuckles.

Ghalleon: That was then "boss". I've changed. I'm better, stronger, faster, toug-

Power: What're you the six dollar man now?

Ghalleon: I'm giving you a choice. You give me that spot, or I'll take it from one of the poor saps that gets it.

Power: Now THAT'S an idea! You'll open Holiday Hell! You'll face off against the man I planned to give that spot to, Dark Schnitzel!

Crim: Schnitzel? SCHNITZEL?!? That guy couldn't lace up Ghalleon's advanced boots!

Power: Has something to do with three seashells huh? *looks at the puzzlement while Phoenix snickers* Nevermind. Just keep it simple. Opening match, Ghalleon versus Dark Schnitzel. The winner goes on to the Main Event, and the loser will just have to relegate themselves to the First Blood Invitational. Now get outta my office.

Phoenix slowly moves into the office as Outer Force stare him down.

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:12 PM

[The house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen.]

Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.

(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)

Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)

Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?

(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants}

Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.

{The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers.}

There were times when I questioned my reasons
Thought I wouldn't last


(black and white footage of Adrian Tanner matches flash across the screen)

Seemed the hand of God held my head
Underwater
Somehow I fought back


(footage of Adrian pinning Triple B for the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Championship)

It's still not over yet
No, it won't let me quit


(footage of Adrian getting powerbombed through the Aborigine announce table by the Hellhounds)

Found myself more than just once
Praying down on my knees

My search for answers only led to more questions
Sometimes for faith you've got to bleed


(footage of Adrian, bloody and battered, holding up the Australian Heavyweight title)

By now I've bled my share
Now it's my turn to redeem


*BOOM!*

(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames)

When it comes my way, I won't be scared
I've been waiting all my life


(When the flames die down, Adrenaline Express stand in the middle of the stage.)



Yuri Testkov: Introducing first, the team of Adrian Tanner Jr and Jason Starr, ADRENALINE EXXXPREESSSSSS~!!

Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time


(Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian and Jason begin walking down the ramp)

Give all you have because you believe
Sell your mortal soul


(Footage of Adrian and Dave Rave brawling through the arena plays as Adrian continues to walk down the stage, slapping a couple hands on the way down)

And if you're not a predator then, oh - you better pray
Bet it all now or fold


(footage of Adrian nailing X with the "Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period.")

But there's still a danger there
Don't become one of them


(At the last verse, Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all for corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring.)

When it comes my way, I won't be scared

(footage of Adrian nailing various people with the Revolver)

I've been waiting all my life

(footage of Adrian holding up various Championships, stopping on the SWAT World Tag Team Championship)

Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time


(In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down. Jace follows by getting on the second rope and posing for the crowd.)



Yuri Testkov: And their opponents, the team of James Orich and Jeff Jefferson, DOUBLE J~!!

'Live for the Moment' by Moster Magnet hits and Jeff Jefferson and James Orich comes out out and runs down to the ring. Jeff jumps on all four turnbuckles and poses on them.



Orich nervously eyes Tanner who stares back confidently. Orich circles Tanner, looking for an opening. Tanner lays into Orich with some chops and drop toe holds him into the ropes. The crowd pops and Jefferson badmouths Orich as he gets out of the ropes.

Tito: Tanner starting this off well, showing Orich just what he?s made of.

Tanner hits Orich with a dropkick, knocking him back into the ropes. Tanner quickly jumps up but on the rebound Orich clotheslines him and follows with a standing moonsault. Orich gets a pop from the combination and his expression shows a bit more confidence when he gets up. He yells at Jefferson to shut up.

Johnny: Whatsa matter boy? Don?t like ya betters telling ya how to wrassle?

Tanner grapples with Orich and gets him with a headlock takedown. Tanner goes for the pin.


One...



Two...




Orich kicks out strongly. Upon standing Orich immediately attacks Tanner with a spinning head scissors, gets up and hits a running flipping senton as well.

Tito: Looks like Orich?s really getting motivated now.

Orich goes for the pin.


One...




Johnny: That bird woman told him he?d have to win for her to even think bout goin? out with him, although why he would is beyond my reckonin?.


Tw-




Tanner gets a shoulder up and throws Orich off. Orich moves back to his corner with a huge smile and tags in Jefferson, who struts in, getting boos from the crowd. Tanner decides to let Starr in and tags out. Jefferson swifly spears Starr.

Starr recovers and hits Jefferson with the Shatterstar (three german suplexes), drawing a pop from the crowd. Starr rolls Jefferson to his stomach and applies the Aurora Borialis (crossface crippler), pulling back hard.

The ref drops and asks Jefferson if he wants to give up but he yells ?NO!? Starr holds him a bit longer then releases him. He pulls Jefferson up and hits him with Starshine (Test Drive).

Tito: The former TKOW World Heavyweight and Custom Champ showing Jefferson who?s really ?Simply the Best!??

Johnny: Why everyone knows it?s me!

Tito: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Johnny. And Starr follows up with The Solar Flare.

Johnny: That sounds like one of those Japanese cartoon hero moves..uh? yah a nice move by Starr there.

Starr releases Jefferson who trash talks all the way to his corner and ?reluctantly? tags in Orich, who hits Starr with a nice hurricanrana. When they get up Orich goes for a running front dropkick, knocking Starr into the ropes. Jefferson bounces up on the top rope but the ref catches him and orders him down.

Starr takes the time to move across the ring, grinning, and tag in Tanner after jarring the top rope and causing Jefferson to fall onto the apron. The ref turns to Starr but sees he?s out of the ring and does nothing.

Tanner hops in and Orich hops up and off the second rope with a flying cross body and Tanner does the Daytripper, hitting Orich in midair. Tanner follows up with the Wakeup Call and goes for the pin.


One...



Tw-




Jefferson breaks the pin, drawing Tanner?s ire and he follows Jefferson, who trash talks him, all the way back to his corner and out of the ring. The distraction gives Orich enough time to rouse and slowly get to his feet. Starr yells a warning to Tanner. Orich shakes his head to clear it.

Tanner performs his own flying body press on Orich, then pulls him up into a vertical suplex, again going for the pin, which Jefferson breaks. Starr climbs in the ring to go after Jefferson with the ref ordering them both out. When the ref turns to force Starr out, Tanner grabs Jefferson and roughly throws him out of the ring.

Tito: Tanner?s going to the top rope. I think he?s looking to finish this John.

Johnny: You ever call me John again and I?ll rip out your larynx.

Starr is smiling in the corner, but Jefferson runs along the apron and knocks out one of Tanner?s legs, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. Starr starts to go after Jeff, but James gets up and hits a calf kick that sends Starr crashing to the barrier outside the ring.

James and Jeff each climb the ropes on one side of Tanner, bringing him up to the top rope and ducking his head down. They each take him in a ddt hold and hook an arm, then fall back!

Tito: Double hook DDT from the top rope! Tanner?s neck could be broken!

Johnny: Tanner?s way tougher than that Tito, but James is pinning him.


One?



Two?



Three!




Tito: They did it! Double J just beat Adrenaline Express!

Johnny: There?s more to this then meets the eye Tito. I bet that AE just wanted to make Double J feel special.

Yuri Testkov: Your winner by pinfall, James Orich, Jeff Jefferson, DOOOUUUUBLLLLEE J~!!

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:15 PM

Yuri Testkov: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Fatal Four Tagway! And its for the TKOW Tag-Team Titles! Introducing first, one of the challengers, S&M!

"Iron Head" by Rob Zombie feat Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Malice gets through the curtain first, and a chain leads from his collar back through the curtain. Suffering follows, holding the other end of the chain. Malice stops at the top of the ramp and seems to be looking around, but Suffering kicks him. Malice trips and rolls down the ramp, but Suffering yanks back on the chain, stopping Malice's momentum and choking him out. He forces Malice to his feet and shoves him towards the ring. Suffering unhooks the lead and yells at Malice to stay put in the corner, then he gets in the ring and cracks his knuckles.



Yuri Testkov: And the second set of opponets, The Birds of Prey!

The arena goes dark. On the Khaostron a graphic of a heart monitor beats in sync with the beginning beats of "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu. A few green and gold pyros go off in series on stage in sync with the electric guitar which plays. This repeating sequence lasts for the 14 second intro of the song. As the music kicks up various clips of Matt Griffen, Lady Hawke and Aello fighting opponents (in ring and out) in TKOW/SCW flash in a rapid montage on the Megatron.

As the smoke from the pyros clears Griffen is on stage. He slowly and determinedly walks toward the ramp. From behind him, Lady Hawke and Aello appear, running toward him. As they reach him they both grab one of his arms and whip him down the ramp to the ring. He stops at the apron, spinning 180 to face the women. They thumbs up one another and Lady Hawke runs at him full speed, followed a few seconds later by Aello. Griffen drops to a knee.

As Hawke leaps onto it as if for a shining wizard but runs on up onto his shoulders instead, he rises. Using his additional momentum she bounds into a flip over the ropes, landing on her feet. Aello immediately follows, almost identically, except she steps from Griffen's knee into his interlocked hands. He stands, tossing her over his head in a slightly different direction. She somersaults over the ropes, landing on her feet a slight distance from Hawke. Griffen then hops up onto the apron and grabs the ropes, flipping himself over into the ring. Hawke and Griffen remove their belts and show them to the crowd, afterwards handing them to the ref.



Yuri Testkov: Now, for the third set of opponets, Outer Force!

Pandemonium, The Castle Frozen In Time by Noubo Uematsu starts to play as the Khaostron shows multiple shockwaves expand out from the center to the outer parts of the Khaostron. Dry ice starts to flow throughout the entrance way as the lights dim down to a dark blue. Red lights light up on the right side of the entrance while Blue lights light up on the left side. Then, Crim and Saphron make their way out from the back wearing long, black trench coats. They head to the ring, focused, not paying any attention to the crowd's boos. They enter the ring and climb the turnbuckle as the lights start to come back on. They take off of the trench coats and get ready for their opponets.



Yuri Testkov: Now, introducing the TKOW Tag-Team Champions, A Violent Reaction!

"Where Eagles Dare" by Iron Maiden starts to play as AVR makes their way to the ring for the match.



Suffering tosses Malice to the apron and follows as the ref forces them and Outer Force out of the ring, leaving A Violent Reaction and The Birds of Prey. After a quick conference with Lady Hawke and Aello, Griffen moves to the center of the ring and the women slip outside the ropes to their corner. Burden steps between the ropes, leaving Havoc in.

Titoi: And it looks like Griffen and Havoc will be starting this match off as per Power?s stipulation that the Birds and AVR are the first to have a go.

Johnny: *glowering* Just like Power to give his pet lovebirds a head start.

Tito: They?re starting even with both teams having held the belts.

Havoc advances and strikes Griffen?s chest with hard chops. The larger man looks down in annoyance, grabbing Havoc and doing an Oklahoma Slam. He quickly follows it up with a military press with a drop to a powerslam. The audience pops for the show of strength.

Tito: Griffen taking command early in this match.

Griffen backs off, letting Havoc get up, and Havoc makes his way to Burden, tagging him in. Griffen tags in Hawke. Burden heads toward their corner. Seeing this, Griffen picks up LH and tosses her forcefully at Burden before stepping out of the ring. She catches Burden around the neck as she almost overflies him, and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd pops at the first double team move of the match. Rolling away toward Outer Force?s corner, she raises up and Saphron reaches in and slaps her hand, tagging himself in.

Johnny: *gleefully* Well, well, looks like the chick didn?t watch where she was going.

LH glares up at Saphron after he enters and Crim complains to the ref to make her leave the ring. When Hawke steps aside to move to her own corner, Saphron hits her with a DDT. Aello keeps Griffen from taking more than a step until Hawke rolls under the ropes onto the apron. When Saphron stands, Burden hits him with a roaring elbow.

Tito: Saphron was too focused on Lady Hawke, knowing Burden was the legal man. He should have known better.

Johnny: He just wanted to send her a message, that?s all.

Getting to their feet, Burden lays into Saphron with some European uppercuts, following with a leaping STO. Burden pulls Saphron up and takes him back down with the Ruckus Breaker. Burden goes for the pin.

Ref: One?

Tw-


Crim breaks the pin and the ref orders him out. Burden pulls Saphron up and tries to whip him into the AVR corner but Saphron reverses it and whips him into S&M?s corner. Suffering immediately applies the Iron Claw from outside the ring.

Johnny: *rubbing his hands together* There we go. We actually got some good wrasslin goin? on. I think I could get to like that Burden dude.

Tito: The ref is calling on Suffering to release Burden, but wait!

Malice dives through the ropes, headbutting Burden and breaking Suffering?s hold. Burden falls into Saphron, who suplexes him and goes for the pin but Malice breaks it with a kick to Saphron?s head.

Johnny: Malice wants a piece of the action. Hey Suffering, leave the guy alone!

Suffering and Havoc both enter the ring. Suffering snatches up Malice and roughly throws him into Havoc, knocking him back into his own turnbuckle. Malice gets his feet under him and begins repeatedly spearing Havoc. The ref orders Suffering to get Malice out. He nods and takes his time in doing so. He yanks Malice up and into a press, ?accidentally? dropping his struggling partner right back down onto Havoc.

Meanwhile Crim and Saphron set Burden up on the turnbuckle and Outer Force hits him with the Chrono Shock. Saphron goes for the pin but the ref is still distracted by S&M. Suffering forces Malice through the ropes, following, and Havoc rolls out himself. Crim gets back out of the ring just in time as the ref turns and sees Saphron pinning Havoc. He runs and drops to count.

Ref: One?

Two?

Thr-


Burden gets a shoulder up.

Tito: And Burden manages to not lose the titles!

Saphron gets up and tags in Crim while a disoriented Burden backs into the Birds? corner and blindly tags in Aello. Half the crowd laughs and the rest boo Burden. Aello grins and climbs the ropes, leaping and nailing Crim with Festinate.

Johnny: Damn, I sure wouldn?t wanna wrassle her. She might decide she?s hungry? and want venison. *shudders* Uuuuugh?

Burden comes to his senses, realizes where he is and jumps off the apron, heading to his own corner, but at first can?t decide which way to go with Saphron in one direction and S&M in the other. He chooses to brave OF?s corner and takes off.

In the ring both Crim and Aello get to their feet. She drop toe holds him into an STF. Saphron immediately enters the ring to break the hold, pulling her off and snap suplexing her. The ref orders Saphron out. Suffering watches the legal man and woman, while keeping a tight hand on Malice in their corner.

James Orich appears out of the crowd between S&M and the BoP. He sits on the barrier, watching the in-ring action, cheering for Aello.

Johnny: Hey, there?s that weirdo that wants Aello. I say let him have her. Kill two birds with one stone. *snickers* Hey, I made a funneh?

Tito: ?

Crim picks Aello up for a powerbomb but almost in position she manages to reverse it into spinning neckbreaker. The crowd pops with an Aello chant beginning.

Tito: Aello showing her stuff here tonight. She must want to hold the TKOW tag titles since the other two Birds already have.

Crim gets to his feet first and lands a moonsault on his opponent. The crowd groans. Orich frowns and moves toward the apron but Griffen warns him off. Suffering notices but turns his attention back in-ring. Crim pulls Aello up and powerbombs her, then lifts her up again. He roughly sets her up on the top rope, climbs to the second and t-bone suplexes her to the crowd?s dismay. Orich boos but remains out of the way. Crim drops for the pin.

Johnny: That?s that Sky Dragon. Good, cause I?m gettin? bored with the way this match is a draggin?.

Ref: One?

Two-


Hawke breaks the pin and then returns to the apron. Saphron gripes at her but she flies him the bird as Griffen assists her through the ropes.

Tito: And Hawke makes the save for her team mate. *to Johnny* Aren?t you going to make a snide remark about Lady Hawke?

Johnny: I say what I want, when I wanna, not when you do. Is that clear or do I need to dumb it down fer ya?

Crim stands, getting frustrated, and pulls up Aello, whipping her across the ring into the ropes near S&M. Havoc slinks around to OF?s corner and jerks Saphron?s feet ouf from beneath him, choking him on the ropes as he falls. Meanwhile, Suffering seizes the opportunity and grabs Aello through the ropes from behind, copping a long feel and dry humping her through the ropes. Some of the men in the audience let out cheers. Orich protests and turns toward the audience yelling. Aello headbutts, elbows, and shin kicks Suffering hard several times to no avail. Crim laughs until Suffering grabs her wrist and forces her to make the tag. Suffering lifts Aello over the ropes, grabbing her ass in the process, then slaps one of her ass cheeks hard with a resounding ~smack!~ heard throughout the arena, and shoves her back toward her own corner. He climbs in the ring, cracks his knuckles, and heads for Crim.

Johnny: And now we get to see the pervert wrassle?

Suffering lands a running Yakuza kick on Crim, stands him up and takes him right back down with the Side Effect and goes for the pin, getting up at two and breaking the count, pulling Crim up with him. LH lets out a whistle and moves to slip between the ropes as Orich sneaks up behind Suffering with a chair. Orich goes for a head strike just as Suffering turns, holding Crim in front of him, and Orich nails Crim instead. Suffering throws Crim into Orich and into the ropes and then the mat. Suffering fistdrops Orich and gets to his feet, pulling Crim up with him and tiger drives Crim onto Orich. The ref orders Orich out and tosses the chair out of the ring.

While the ref is distracted, Havoc runs the apron and jumps up to the top rope for the Codex aiming for Suffering, but Suffering steps out of the way and Havoc hits Orich as he rolls under the ropes. The ref forces both men out of the ring. Havoc yells at Suffering but the masked man points to the Khaostron where it shows him and the ropes behind.

Tito: Havoc trying to pull a fast one there.

Suffering implant DDTs Crim and at every attempt Crim makes to tag out to Saphron, Suffering keeps him from reaching his own corner. Crim runs and bounces off the first rope with a jumping DDT. Crim attempts to tag to Saphron, who is straining to reach him, while Suffering is down, but Suffering gets to him in time and jerks him back to the center of the ring and to the mat with a scoop slam piledriver. Crim counters with a snap suplex.

Orich makes his way to the Birds? corner but Aello forces him to leave and turns her attention back to the match while continuing to rub her ass cheek.

On the outside Malice goes after Havoc. Burden joins them to help out his partner. Saphron decides enough is enough and enters the ring. Griffen moves to block him. Saphron hits Griffen with a hurricanrana but Griffen gets right up and hits Saphron with the Bad Habit Drop.

Tito: Griffen trying to keep out interference by Saphron and the ref?s not liking either of them in the ring.

The ref orders the illegals out of the ring with threats of DQ.

Johnny: *sneering* Griffen needs to keep out of things. He?s not security.

Griffen picks Saphron up into a military press and front drops him over the ropes onto the apron, following him outside. Meanwhile, Suffering sees Malice into it with AVR and unexpectedly tags out to LH and runs across the ring, diving through the ropes and splashing onto AVR who were double teaming Malice on the floor. Seeing an opportunity, Crim makes it to his corner where he tags in Saphron as Hawke enters the ring.

Tito: And Lady Hawke gets her second chance in the ring.

Hawke and Saphron go back and forth exchanging a number of various suplexes and DDTs from their move arsenals with the crowd popping with each show of their skills. On the outside, Suffering manages to retake Malice from AVR after a rough series of moves and counter moves between the three of them, with Suffering eventually putting the beat down on AVR and tiger driving Burden onto Havoc. Afterwards Suffering puts Malice back in their corner the hard way--by slamming him into outside of the turnbuckle. Suffering motions for AVR to come at him again and when they decline, he hops back up onto the apron to see what?s going on in-ring.

Saphron manages to hit LH with the Cradleshock, quickly following it with a shooting star press from the second rope. He pulls LH up and onto the top rope, tagging Crim in again. Crim climbs to the top, pulls LH up with help and then hits the Cataclism.

Tito: You know that?s got to hurt?

He covers for the count.

Ref: One?

Two?

Thr-


Tito: And Griffen to the rescue this time.

Griffen breaks the count, shoving Crim off his partner. The ref chastises him, making him go back to his corner. Seeing Crim slowly getting up, Hawke jumps up to her feet and goes for the Stun Gun. Saphron climbs the ropes as the ref?s attention is turned. Crim drops to the mat as Hawke goes for the kick. She hops and falls with a splash on top him. Crim tosses her off and rolls out of the way as Saphron hits her with the corkscrew moonsault. Saphron rolls back onto the apron as the ref turns and Crim throws an arm over Hawke. The ref drops to count.

Ref: One?

Two?

Thr-


Hawke kicks out. Crim gets to his knees and starts arguing with the ref, but the ref signals two. Hawke flips up and hits the Taser!

Tito: Whoa! Where'd that come from?!?

Crim is hanging over the bottom rope and Hawke is face down on the mat. AVR is a mess on the outside as Suffering drags Malice up the ramp, kicking and, kicking.

Johnny: Where do they think they're going?

In the ring, Hawke pulls herself towards Griffen as Crim stirs against the ropes. Suffering drops Malice's chain and runs back down to the ring, slides in, and collides with an entering Saphron. Hawke tags Matt as Crim gets to his feet. Suffering tackles Saphron out of the ring as Matt hauls Crim into the Claw Crush! He pins...


One...



Two...



Three!!




Just after the ref hits three, Malice crashes down on top of Matt, chains and all.

Tito: Too late for that! The ref's calling it, this match is over and we have new champions again!

Johnny: AVR was set up.

Tito: Oh yeah, like Forever was fair?

Suffering gets up and seen Malice in the ring and joins him, only to stiffly boot Malice in the face and out of the ring. Matt looks confused as Suffering ignores him and leaves the ring, and the ref brings in the title belts.

Yuri Testkov: Your winners by pinfall, and the NEEWWWW two time TKOW Tag Team Champions, Lady Hawke, Matt Griffen, the BIRRRDDSSS OF PREEEEYYYYYY~!!

NOW- IS THE TIME- FOR ME TO RISE- TO MY FEEEEET-
WIPE YOUR SPIT- FROM MY FACE- WIPE THESE TEARS- FROM MY EYYYEEESSSSS



Johnny: Not again!

T.H. Power walks out onto the stage with a mic in his hand and a scowl on his face.

Power: My own people. I thought Phoenix taught you better than that. You cannot fight in a tag team match, ESPECIALLY a title match, with three people. I would have noticed sooner, but I was arguing with Salazar Tyrenus over a spot in the Prince of Hell match.

Burden and Havoc congradulate each other.

Johnny: Am I hearing things?

Power: So by the power vested in me by the boatload of money I have, I am hereby voiding the Birds of Prey title win.

Tito: That's horrible, but he's right. I was so caught up in the match I failed to notice.

Johnny: I always knew they were rotten stinking cheaters.

Power: However, since A Violent Reaction drew up their walking papers, I certainly can't give them the titles back. So, it's my decision to hold up the tag title belts until such a time comes that the tag team division is worthy of titles again.

Power lowers the mic and motions to the ref, who takes the belts back from the Birds and leaves the ring.

Johnny: I never thought I'd see the day...

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:16 PM

Back from commercial, we see T.H. Power and Phoenix enter the Owner's Office. Power's face scrunches as he smells something, and we see smoke wafting over Power's chair, which is facing away from the desk. The chair slowly turns and we see that Soulfly is sitting in it, title around his waist and blunt between his lips!

Soulfly: Yo b*beep*es.

Phoenix: It's about time you showed. I was starting to wonder if you were chicken.

Soulfly: Scare a you? Please n*beep*a. You don't got what it takes to scare me.

Phoenix: Guess that means I'm not a weed dry spell. That's a relief, let me tell ya.

Power: Now now girls, let's fight nice. Until the PPV that is.

Soulfly: What you got in mind, fool?

Power: What, and let you run in fear? No no, you sign first. Then I tell ya.

Soulfly: What you got for me boy. Brutality Cage? Phoenix Pit?

Phoenix: You aren't worthy of the Pit, that much I'll tell you.

Soulfly: Produce the contract man. I got c*beep* waitin for my pole.

Power shuffles some papers on his desk and hands one to Soulfly.

Power: There you go Soulfly. Now prove to us you got some sack left and sign off.

Soulfly paruses the contract.

Soulfly: Bronx Beatdown Hidden Treasure match? Sounds like you're gonna have birdboy grope my junk.

Phoenix: Stop stalling.

Soulfly laughs and signs it, then turns it towards Phoenix. Phoenix steps up and signs it as well.

Power: Ok. Time to tell. Nothing too special about this match. There are no pinfalls. No submissions. No countouts. No disqualifications.

Soulfly: It's a start.

Power: The steps are taken away as the ringside areas are clogged with 3x3x3 foot square wooden crates, jammed bewtween the barricade and the apron of the ring, on three sides. Only the rampway is empty. On poles in each opposing corner will hang metal stickball bats, tape wrapped around one end as a handle.

Phoenix: That's the Bronx Beatdown part.

Power: Many of the boxes are empty. A select few contain weapons. One contains the TKOW Title. Three of them though, and this is important, one per side, contain firebombs.

Soulfly: What?!?

Phoenix: Firebombs Soulfly. Incindiery devices. Big boomers that make flames.

Power: The firebombs are on a timer. Every three minutes one will explode, regardless of if it's still in a crate, on the floor, in the crowd, or in a competitors tights. There is no set order for each one to explode.

Soulfly's face tightens, but pales.

Phoenix: The Hidden Treasure part though. The object is to find the title and put it around your waist, snapping closed the clasps. How you get into each crate is up to you.

Power: That's it. It's not as pretty as the Prince of Hell match, but with two hardcore freaks like yourselves, I'm sure you'll find a way to make it all work.

Phoenix has a big smile on his face as Soulfly stands up and steps around the desk. The two men go nose to nose as the camera goes back to ringside.

Yuri Testkov: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the TKOW TV Title Finals! Introducing first, Cody!

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash as the soft music comes on, Cody comes out. He wears a black shirt that clings tight to his body. On the titan tron we see Cody standing there, his back to the Camera, down his arm a single stream of blood trickles down Cody, he lifts his head up and turns to face the Camera, just as the real Cody begins to make his way down the isle. Beside him there is a beautiful young red head, clinging to his arm, whispering to him words of confidence that just don't seem to be sinking in. He holds the ropes so she can get into the ring. She offers her a hand, but he doesn't take it. He steps through the ropes and looks longingly at the couples that are in the audience, envy in his eyes.

Yuri Testkov: And, his opponent, Rotten Treats!

'Rock Superstar' by Cypress hill hits the speakers. Before the lyrics start, on the big screen, we see past victories by Rotten Treats. When the lyrics hits, he comes out on the stage on fire. (taunts crowd like edge on top of the stage). When he starts to walk down the ramp, fireworks go off behind him. On the screen now are random spots from past matches.

He goes around the ring to the announcement area where his brother Al is, and fist pounds him then, he slides in the ring. He poses on the top corner and pumps his arms in the air while yelling unheard words at the crowd. And as his music dims out, he taunts the crowd on the opposite side of the ring on the ropes(again like Edge).

The opening bell rings and the mtach is on the way. The two wrestles circle each other and examine for possible weaknesses. Rotten Treats extends his hand for a showing of respect. Cody hesitates but he too extends for a handshake. Treats uses this chance to twist Cody?s arm. He drops an elbow on Cody?s arm,wich makes Cody fall to his knees.

Treats runs for the ropes,going for a running knee lift,but Cody trips him with a drop toe hold. Cody begins to work on Treat?s arm with an armbar. His applies it too close to the ropes,wich allows Treats to quickly grab the ropes. Cody lets go of the hold and picks Treats up. One snap suplex later and Treats is back on the mat. Cody connects with an elbow drop and goes for the pin*


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Treats kicks out.




Tito:Cody is being way to overzealous here. He needs to wear down Treats if he wants to score the pin fall.

*Cody picks up Treats and applies an abdominal stretch,but the feisty Treats quickly escapes it with a few blows to the face of Cody. Treats nails Cody with an open palm fist that dazes Cody. Treats follows with a backbreaker. Cody is on the mat, grabbing his aching back. Treats sends a knee to the back of Cody and applies a surfboard stretch.

Cody voices his pains as Treats ads his knee to the mix. Cody tries to get up as the crowd cheers on. Cody manages to get up and sends Treats to the ropes. When Treats returns he has a lovely meeting with Cody?s knee. Treats rolls around the mat,and blood is visible.*

Tito:It appears that Cody?s stiff knee lift has bust up Treat?s nose.

Johnny:Cody seems very eager to win the TV championship.

Tito:These two will take it to the limit.

*Cody motions for the Depravity as Treats gets up. Cody goes for the Depravity, but Treats blocks his foot, throws Cody?s leg to the ground, kicks him in the stomach, and does the Twist of Fate! The crowd explodes as he goes for the cover.


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Cody kicks out.




Tito:A near fall for Treats,he almost had it!

*Treats argues with the ref about the count to no avail. Treats gets up and picks up Cody by the head with him. He signals for the corner and goes for the Acid Drop on Cody, but Cody manages to shove Treats off in midair, and he lands awkwardly on his knees.*

Johnny: It?s not pretty but it did the job!

*Cody falls back into the corner, shaking the marbles and trying to steady himself. Treats slowly stands, his back to Cody, and Cody runs at him and kicks out one of his legs!*

Tito: Rotten may have let some air out of those tires, landing the way he did.

*Cody smacks himself on the side of the head, blinking rapidly, and turns back to Treats. He drops to a knee, pulling out one of Rotten?s legs, and jumps, driving his knee into Rotten?s, then he pulls back hard, making Treats yell out.!

Tito: He may be looking for a submission.

Johnny: I hear he has a good impression of a figure four. You know I invented the figure four, right Tito?

Tito: That?s absurd Johnny.

*Treats gets a break at the four count, but Cody goes right after his legs again, trying to twist him up into a figure four. Treats has enough left to see the move coming, and boots Cody away. Treats manages to stand, and waves for Cody to come back and fight.

Cody rushes in, but the more experienced Treats ducks in and hoists him to a fireman?s carry.*

Tito: Devil?s Hammer!!

*But it wasn?t to be. Treats knee buckles, and Cody twists and drops him with a tornado ddt. He rolls to Treats legs and stands, quickly twisting Treats into a figure four, center of the ring!*

Johnny: Come on Rotten! Not like this! You can fight the pain man!

*Rotten yells, shaking and turning red as he fights the pain in his knee. He slams his hands on the mat as he pushes, edging towards the ropes. He reaches and screams, as the ref starts to count his shoulders. He sits up fast, pushing more.*

Tito: He?s going to make it!

Johnny: Do it for all the little people like Tito!

*Cody strains, pushing against the hurt knee, as Rotten reaches, his fingertips grazing the ropes, but Cody arches back, putting all the pressure he can into the move, and Treats has no choice but to tap!*

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Tito: CODY PULLED IT OUT! HE DID IT!

Yuri Testkov: Your winner by submission, and NEEEWWWWWWWWW TKOW Television Champion, COOOOOOOOODYYYYY!

Johnny: You?re retired Johnny, he says. These kids are good, he says. It?s Cody for chissakes!!

Tito: Congratulations to Cody for a hard fought victory!

Johnny: Let?s see him defend it EVERY WEEK without fail.

Tito: You can?t be happy, can you.

Codys eyes are filled with tears. Staring to the crowd, his whole body shakes and quivers. Evelyn comes up behind him, and wraps her arms around him, kissing him full on the lips. He whispers something to her and she nods, sliding out of the ring a moment. Cody quickly takes the opportunity to get something from a camera man. Evelyn comes back in with a microphone and hands it Cody.

Cody: I made a promise to myself two days ago... that if I won this match... I was going to do something for myself and for the one person who helped me get this far.

He turned around to smile at Evelyn.

Cody: Evelyn Unitas, you have done more for me then any person on this planet...you have dragged me from the darkness - into the light, into strenght, because of you..this is possible.

Cody then drops down to one knee and pulled out a small black box.

Cody: Evelyn Unitas... will you marry me?[/color]

The redhead became pale, staring down at the black box and its contents - a beautiful sapphire ring, with diamonds surrounding it in a tight circle, obviously it cost quite a bit.

Evelyn: Y..y..yes!

She took the ring out of the box and slid it on her finger, tackling Cody to the ground and rolling out of the ring with him, he has for once a true smile upon his face as he lifts her up like a groom and carries her up the ramp.

Johnny: What is this, Who Wants to Be A Champ's Wife? I was a Ringmaster! Who wants to marry me?

**COMMERCIAL**



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As the commercial ends, T.H. Power once more stands in the ring, flanked by Matt Griffen and Kid Styles.

T.H. Power: As we wrap up this first HPWA edition of TKOW Mass Khaos, I'd like to call out all the individuals that have been entered into the Prince of Hell match. It's time we all saw just what it will take to become the Prince of Hell, and the number one contender. Matt and Kid are here with me because I've decided to afford them entrance into the match.

Tito: Can you really get any stranger than this Bronx Beatdown Hidden Treasure match that's taking the TKOW Title at Holiday Hell?

Johnny: I may not like anyone, but HPWA came up with the Brutality Cage and the Phoenix Pit. It's had tag team razorwire tornado matches, it's responsible for the Japanese Flaming Tables match and the Blood Money Hitman Ladder match, they like to get strange. If they're coming up with something new for the Prince of Hell, I can almost guarentee it'll be off the charts.

"Land of Confusion" plays as one by one the other six stars work their way down to the ring. Dark Schnitzel, Ghalleon, Salazar Tyrenus, and Adrenaline Express, Jason Starr and Adrian Tanner Jr, all surround the ring.

T.H. Power: I don't think there's a one of you I actually like. Though I have some respect for Adrenaline Express.

The crowd hoots and hollers.

T.H. Power: Down to business. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

*Cut to the KhaosTron*

{point of reference, this runs from the beginning of the track for 1:45. The base red text is words on the KhaosTron while the italic text is the song lyrics.}

The Tron is completely black. "Long Hard Road Out of Hell" begins to play.

You've seen Ultimate X.

The screen flashes a straight down view of a ring, with a cross over the ring.

I want to fly into your sun
Need faith to make me numb


You've climbed the ladders.

The screen flashes four times, each time a shot of a ladder, each shot gaining height.

Live like a teenage christ
Im a saint, got a date with suicide


You've experienced Scaffold matches.

The screen flashes the tops of the ladders, showing the cross seen earlier to be metal mesh crosswalks,

Oh Mary, Mary
To be this young is oh so scary
Mary, Mary
To be this young I'm oh so scared


You've sweat through an inferno match.

The screen flashes the straight down view again, but the sides of the cross burst into flames.

I wanna live, I wanna love
But its a long hard road, out of hell


You're a god at King of the Hill.

The screen flashes and the camera pans above the crosswalk and the fire to show Phoenix standing in the center of the cross.

I wanna live, I wanna love
But its a long hard road, out of hell


You'll need it all.

You never said forever, could ever hurt like this
You never said forever, could ever hurt like this


The screen flashes over and over, at least 15 times, showing people (covered head to toe in black) climbing ladders, falling off the crosswalk, being thrown into crossbeams, grappling on the metal, and jumping over the flames, and stops on a full shot of the structure, flames crackling.



*Back to the ring*

Tito: What is THAT?

Johnny: Told you.

T.H. Power: Let me describe this ton of fun for you. You'll have your regular ring, and your regular ref, and your regular everything else. What's NOT regular is our little added throne of hell.

On each of the four sides of the ring, dead center, flush with the apron, stands a 25 foot tall steel ladder, going straight up. At the top of each ladder, connecting it to the ladder directly across, and crossing at center ring, is steel mesh scaffolding, much like the Hell In A Cell roof, but with support pipes making it sturdier.

The side bars of each ladder go up 3 feet past the scaffolding, allowing a handhold when climbing. There are also support pipes running from the ladders to the scaffolding. The scaffolding is approximately two feet wide. On the sides of the scaffolding, there happen to be special pipes that shoot out flames that average 2 feet high. They randomly shoot up to 6 feet high, for effect.


Tito: I can't believe that anyone would want to put themselves through this.

Johnny: Number one contender on the line Tito. Power knows how to entice his stars to perform.

T.H. Power: The object is to successfully climb a ladder and stand dead center of the cross in a two foot by two foot area for as long as possible. Anytime you are in the center, IE standing in it with two feet, you gain time. If you leave the center for any reason, you aren't. The match will last 30 minutes. If there is a person on when time expires, they will gain a thirty second bonus. As an added feature, the rest of our stock of Hardkore Nippon tables will be around ringdside. Sounds easy, doesn't it?

Tito: The Kid is looking a little worried.

Johnny: But Griffen is pleased as punch. Winning the only ever Phoenix Pit match tends to make you nostalgic for this kind of freaky.

Tito: Ghalleon's sliding into the ring...

Ghalleon double axe handles Power from behind, and shoves Kid towards the ropes where Dark Schnitzel grabs his ankle and roughly hauls him out of the ring. Griffen lays in heavy rights to Ghalleon until Salazar jumps him. Jason Starr hops in and clubs Salazar, and Tanner leaps over the top rope and crashes into Schnitzel and Kid.

Johnny: Oh I miss those days. Big announcement breaks down into a bigger brawl. Oh I can't resist!

Johnny pulls off the mic, climbing the stairs, and then to the top rope, and dives into a mass of Griffen, Power, Ghalleon, Salazar, and Starr!

Tito: We're left with a brawl in the ring and only one announcer. For TKOW, I'm Tito and we'll see you at Holiday Hell!

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