A shot opens of a crowded TV studio, and the familiar Whose Line Is It Anyway music and logo appears on screen. T.H. Power is standing up in the audience, in his normal Armani.
T.H. Power: Goooooooood evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway! On tonight's show;
The camera shifts to Aello, wearing off-white jeans, suede boots, and a Section 8 t-shirt.
T.H. Power: If at first you can't succeed, try Aello!
The camera shifts to Kid Styles, in blue jeans and a Section 8 t-shirt.
T.H. Power: If you can't stand the heat get out of the Kid Styles!
The camera shifts to Matt Griffen, sporting a large bald spot hat, clearly strapped around his chin, black jeans, and a Section 8 t-shirt.
T.H. Power: If you can't say anything nice don't say Matt Griffen!
The camera shifts to Phoenix, wearing Oakleys, a Section 8 tie-die t-shirt, black leather pants, and bright red and orange shoes.
T.H. Power: And if you think you have problems, Phoenix!
The camera shifts back to Power.
T.H. Power: Hey I'm your host T.H. Power come on down let's have some fun!
Power jaunts down the steps and takes a seat at the desk.
T.H. Power: Hello! Thanks and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everythings ripped off and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the food at Hooters. If you never saw the show before, what happens is these guys are gonna come down and make up everything you see, right off the top of their heads, and I'm going to award them points, I don't know why, cause they don't matter. They're like vows at a celebrity wedding, they just don't matter. At the end of the show the winner gets to do a little something special with me...
They pan the four and Phoenix can be seen crossing his fingers while Aello grimaces.
T.H. Power: and the loser gets to do it twice.
They pan the four again, and Matt and Kid are motioning the number two. Matt s shaking his head yes and pointing at himself.
T.H. Power: Let's start off with a game called called Scene With an Audience Member. This is for Phoenix, Matt, and, I'm gonna pick someone from the audience here.
Power gets up and scans the audience, walks to the seats and up some of the stairs. He stops and points at a young cute brunette.
T.H. Power: What's your name?
Member: Jiselle.
T.H. Power: Jiselle, why don't ya come on down here Jiselle. Why don't you say hi to Phoenix and Matt. I'm gonna hand you this card here, and uh...
They begin walking down to the stage.
T.H. Power: You're going to do a scene with these guys, and what's going to happen is you have lines written on the card there, those are your lines in the scene. And whenever those guys prompt you to, you're going to read out your line, in order as it's written on the card. The scene is Phoenix and Matt are two surgeons competing for the attention of Jiselle and she's their attractive nurse. So whenever you're ready, take it away.
Phoenix and Matt stand, hands in the air as if they are sterile and awaiting gloves. Jiselle stands between them.
Phoenix: Alright, let's work on the patient here. Jiselle what's wrong with this person?
Jiselle: That's a bad shade of lipstick for you.
Phoenix: Well it's just in case she wakes up I don't want her to be frightened.
Matt: Good choice, good choice.
Phoenix: Thank you. And if I may say, that's a wonderful shade of lipstick on you Jiselle.
Jiselle: I need a hug.
Phoenix: Well come right-
Matt hugs her from behind, then steps around her to move between her and Phoenix. Phoenix starts to walk around both of them to the other side of Jiselle.
Matt: First time you weren't quick off the draw my friend.
Phoenix: Why don't you make the first incision, show the nurse how to do it.
Matt: Alright Jiselle watch closely, I'm sure you'll learn something incredible.
Matt picks up a scalpel.
Matt: I'll pick up my own stuff, you just stand there.
Matt starts to cut, and immediately...
Phoenix: Oh my god what happened! You sliced him all the way down his stomach.
Jiselle: Why aren't you wearing any pants??
Matt: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO OPERATE IN MY ROOM!
Phoenix: DON'T YOU YELL AT HER!
Matt: IF I WANNA OPERATE WITHOUT MY PANTS I SHALL. WORKED FOR ME IN GENEVA.
Phoenix takes Jiselle by the shoulders.
Phoenix: We can't put you through this any longer. Jiselle and I have something to say to you. Honey?
Jiselle: Boy was I drunk last night.
Phoenix: Show him your ring!
Phoenix picks Jiselle's hand up and Matt stares at her ring finger from an inch away.
Phoenix: That's right! We're engaged!
Matt: You got married! I thought I had a chance Jiselle!
Phoenix: No we're ENGAGED we're not MARRIED.
Matt: I'm sorry I got my pants off it's hard to hear.
Phoenix: I'll go over here in the corner so you and Jiselle can say goodbye.
Matt: I thought we had something special Jiselle.
Jiselle: *giggles* You're uglier than him.
Jiselle laughs, shrugs, and points at the card as the crowd roars.
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Man, I haven't been that entertained since the last Rich Little special. I'm gonna give them five thousand points a piece! Five thousand points! How do I do it? Volume!! Volume volume volume!! I'm craa-a-a-a-a-zy to give away points!
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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:31 PM
T.H. Power: Welcome back to Whose Line, where every week Matt tries to explain to his neices what he does for a living. I take bald jokes. For a living.
Phoenix: Hey now that's not-
T.H. Power: What? What was that? I can't hear you. Your shoes are too loud.
The camera gets tight on Phoenix's bright red and orange shoes.
T.H. Power: Now let's go on to a game called Dating Service Video, this is for all for of you. Matt and Phoenix come get your box of hats, Aello and Kid come get your box of hats. This is a quick fire game, goes back and forth, they use the box of hats and come up with the world's worst dating service video. Starting with Matt and Phoenix.
Phoenix has on a leather bondage mask witha three foot long tounge sticking out. He just sits there and shrugs.
*BUZZ*
Aello has on a two foot talle white fuzzy hat.
Aello: Wanna play Q-tip?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix is wearing a bushel of grapes.
Phoenix: I swear to you I'm seedless.
*BUZZ*
Kid has on a shiny black hetmet with a slit opening over the eyes.
Kid: I am your father.
*BUZZ*
Matt has on an old nun's hat (think "The Flying Nun").
Matt: I am your mother.
*BUZZ*
Aello has on a baseball cap made to look like a parrot.
Aello: SQUAWK! Polly want some booty!
*BUZZ*
Phoenix is wearing a hamburger.
Phoenix: Go out with me and I'll tell you what's in my secret sauce.
*BUZZ*
Kid is wearing a pope hat.
Kid: I put the "puh" in pope.
*BUZZ*
Matt is wearing a small brown hood. His eyes are wide, and his head moves like he has a tick.
Matt: Ih jawajawa. Ewa jawa hawa jibba ja.
*BUZZ*
Aello is wearing a brimmed outback hat.
Aello: How'd ya like ta go down unda?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix is wearing a giant red die.
Phoenix: Ah I'd like to go out with you, but I got the craps.
*BUZZ*
Aello is wearing a fireman's helmet.
Aello: Damn, baby got backdraft.
*BUZZ*
Phoenix comes out with the first hat, the leather bondage mask with the tounge. He just sits there and bounces the tounge.
*BUZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Power is laughing hard.
T.H. Power: Don't go away we'll be right back. hahahahahaa
Phoenix: Hey now that's not-
T.H. Power: What? What was that? I can't hear you. Your shoes are too loud.
The camera gets tight on Phoenix's bright red and orange shoes.
T.H. Power: Now let's go on to a game called Dating Service Video, this is for all for of you. Matt and Phoenix come get your box of hats, Aello and Kid come get your box of hats. This is a quick fire game, goes back and forth, they use the box of hats and come up with the world's worst dating service video. Starting with Matt and Phoenix.
Phoenix has on a leather bondage mask witha three foot long tounge sticking out. He just sits there and shrugs.
*BUZZ*
Aello has on a two foot talle white fuzzy hat.
Aello: Wanna play Q-tip?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix is wearing a bushel of grapes.
Phoenix: I swear to you I'm seedless.
*BUZZ*
Kid has on a shiny black hetmet with a slit opening over the eyes.
Kid: I am your father.
*BUZZ*
Matt has on an old nun's hat (think "The Flying Nun").
Matt: I am your mother.
*BUZZ*
Aello has on a baseball cap made to look like a parrot.
Aello: SQUAWK! Polly want some booty!
*BUZZ*
Phoenix is wearing a hamburger.
Phoenix: Go out with me and I'll tell you what's in my secret sauce.
*BUZZ*
Kid is wearing a pope hat.
Kid: I put the "puh" in pope.
*BUZZ*
Matt is wearing a small brown hood. His eyes are wide, and his head moves like he has a tick.
Matt: Ih jawajawa. Ewa jawa hawa jibba ja.
*BUZZ*
Aello is wearing a brimmed outback hat.
Aello: How'd ya like ta go down unda?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix is wearing a giant red die.
Phoenix: Ah I'd like to go out with you, but I got the craps.
*BUZZ*
Aello is wearing a fireman's helmet.
Aello: Damn, baby got backdraft.
*BUZZ*
Phoenix comes out with the first hat, the leather bondage mask with the tounge. He just sits there and bounces the tounge.
*BUZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Power is laughing hard.
T.H. Power: Don't go away we'll be right back. hahahahahaa
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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:32 PM
T.H. Power: For those of you that went to get a snack during the commercials, eat at Taco Bell, shower with Zest, and Spike Lee's got milk. The next game is called Living Scenery, for Phoenix and Matt, as well as our special guests, Michelle, Lisa, and Chrissy, cheerleaders from the University of Bumblefuck!
From the back come three young and attractive girls, leaping and waving to the crowd. They get up to the stage and shake hands with Phoenix and Matt.
T.H. Power: In this game Phoenix and Matt have to act out a scene with props, but we can't afford any, so instead they'll have to use the three cheerleaders.
Matt hops, giddy like a schoolgirl, and Phoenix grabs his shoulders, saying "Settle down now..." Matt steps back to Skye and turns her around and Phoenix takes off his sunglasses and pulls on his PowerGear mask as Kid and Power laugh at them.
T.H. Power: I don't know who's been tapping into my dreams at night, but here we go. Phoenix and Matt, your scene is, two cowboys out on the range tend to their cattle and setup camp for the night. Take it away.
Phoenix exhales heavily and takes a few steps back, a big goofy grin on his face. Matt pets Michelle and walks down the line, "feeding" the three girls.
Phoenix: I can't believe you have three horses and you made me walk.
Matt: These are the best darn horses west of the Pecos!
Phoenix: Gonna light a fire.
Matt: Alright.
Phoenix: You bring any matches?
Matt: No but I got some wood we can rub together.
Phoenix: Alrighty.
The crowd starts laughing as the girls move. Phoenix picks Michelle up and Matt attempts to take hold of Chrissy.
Matt: I got three pieces we should be able to make a big fire.
Phoenix moves Michelle against Lisa, who is trying to move against Chrissy, who still can't be caught by Matt as Skye glares on. In the back, Aello pushes Kid to the edge of the stage, not letting him watch.
Phoenix: Blow on it! It's goin it's goin.
Phoenix puts Michelle down as the crowd applauds. Kid returns to his seat and Power is seen laughing.
Matt: Wow look at those flames sparkle.
All three girls get down on their knees facing the audience and start waving their hands and arms.
Phoenix: Ahhhh. I can watch this fire all night long. But! I'm gettin a bit tired.
Matt: Well I guess we better get the bedrolls.
Phoenix: I suppose so.
The girls lay down, Michelle and Lisa facing each other and Chrissy off to the side.
Matt: I'll take the twin.
Phoenix: Ok.
Phoenix is laughing as he saunters around Matt, who drops down between Michelle and Lisa.
Phoenix: Good night!
Phoenix lays down next to Chrissy, grabs her, and rolls her over on top of him. Matt attempts to figure out how to utilize Michelle and Lisa, but they contory around his legs. The crowd hoots at him as Aello is now by the piano, holding onto Skye.
Matt: I see something!
Phoenix: Shut up I'm asleep!
In the back, Kid is almost falling out of his chair laughing.
Matt: I hear rustlers!
Phoenix: Well go take care of it! I aint gettin up.
Matt: Ok. I'm gonna take my six-shooters.
He gets up with Michelle and Lisa. Each girl stands on one side of him, and bends over forward.
Phoenix: Your six-shooters? You think it's that kind of trouble?
Matt: Yeah I do.
Phoenix: Alright you take your six-shooter, and I'll take my big bear rifle.
Chrissy laughs and her face scrunches, and Phoenix picks her up, pointing her out at the audience. She sticks out her arms and makes the "hands into gun" sign. Phoenix scans the crowd with his "rifle".
Phoenix: I better put this down it could go off at any minute!
Matt: I better go out there, I better put on my chaps. What?
Phoenix: Careful, be careful.
Michelle and Lisa quickly drop to the floor and each hug one of Matt's legs.
Matt: Wait keep very quiet.
Phoenix: You goin out there or not?
Matt: I'm already out there.
Phoenix: Don't ya wanna walk in those chaps? Wait, it could be cold out there. Let me put your coat on you.
Phoenix picks up Chrissy, walks over to Matt, and places her on his back.
*BUZZZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
The girls stand up and shake hands with Matt and Phoenix again.
T.H. Power: Thank you Michelle, Lisa, Chrissy!
The girls run off stage and Matt follows them. As he turns around and walks back, he turns to Power and;
Matt: THIS is a great country!
T.H. Power: Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine points for each of you. I'd give you ten thousand, but the IRS makes you fill out a thing.
From the back come three young and attractive girls, leaping and waving to the crowd. They get up to the stage and shake hands with Phoenix and Matt.
T.H. Power: In this game Phoenix and Matt have to act out a scene with props, but we can't afford any, so instead they'll have to use the three cheerleaders.
Matt hops, giddy like a schoolgirl, and Phoenix grabs his shoulders, saying "Settle down now..." Matt steps back to Skye and turns her around and Phoenix takes off his sunglasses and pulls on his PowerGear mask as Kid and Power laugh at them.
T.H. Power: I don't know who's been tapping into my dreams at night, but here we go. Phoenix and Matt, your scene is, two cowboys out on the range tend to their cattle and setup camp for the night. Take it away.
Phoenix exhales heavily and takes a few steps back, a big goofy grin on his face. Matt pets Michelle and walks down the line, "feeding" the three girls.
Phoenix: I can't believe you have three horses and you made me walk.
Matt: These are the best darn horses west of the Pecos!
Phoenix: Gonna light a fire.
Matt: Alright.
Phoenix: You bring any matches?
Matt: No but I got some wood we can rub together.
Phoenix: Alrighty.
The crowd starts laughing as the girls move. Phoenix picks Michelle up and Matt attempts to take hold of Chrissy.
Matt: I got three pieces we should be able to make a big fire.
Phoenix moves Michelle against Lisa, who is trying to move against Chrissy, who still can't be caught by Matt as Skye glares on. In the back, Aello pushes Kid to the edge of the stage, not letting him watch.
Phoenix: Blow on it! It's goin it's goin.
Phoenix puts Michelle down as the crowd applauds. Kid returns to his seat and Power is seen laughing.
Matt: Wow look at those flames sparkle.
All three girls get down on their knees facing the audience and start waving their hands and arms.
Phoenix: Ahhhh. I can watch this fire all night long. But! I'm gettin a bit tired.
Matt: Well I guess we better get the bedrolls.
Phoenix: I suppose so.
The girls lay down, Michelle and Lisa facing each other and Chrissy off to the side.
Matt: I'll take the twin.
Phoenix: Ok.
Phoenix is laughing as he saunters around Matt, who drops down between Michelle and Lisa.
Phoenix: Good night!
Phoenix lays down next to Chrissy, grabs her, and rolls her over on top of him. Matt attempts to figure out how to utilize Michelle and Lisa, but they contory around his legs. The crowd hoots at him as Aello is now by the piano, holding onto Skye.
Matt: I see something!
Phoenix: Shut up I'm asleep!
In the back, Kid is almost falling out of his chair laughing.
Matt: I hear rustlers!
Phoenix: Well go take care of it! I aint gettin up.
Matt: Ok. I'm gonna take my six-shooters.
He gets up with Michelle and Lisa. Each girl stands on one side of him, and bends over forward.
Phoenix: Your six-shooters? You think it's that kind of trouble?
Matt: Yeah I do.
Phoenix: Alright you take your six-shooter, and I'll take my big bear rifle.
Chrissy laughs and her face scrunches, and Phoenix picks her up, pointing her out at the audience. She sticks out her arms and makes the "hands into gun" sign. Phoenix scans the crowd with his "rifle".
Phoenix: I better put this down it could go off at any minute!
Matt: I better go out there, I better put on my chaps. What?
Phoenix: Careful, be careful.
Michelle and Lisa quickly drop to the floor and each hug one of Matt's legs.
Matt: Wait keep very quiet.
Phoenix: You goin out there or not?
Matt: I'm already out there.
Phoenix: Don't ya wanna walk in those chaps? Wait, it could be cold out there. Let me put your coat on you.
Phoenix picks up Chrissy, walks over to Matt, and places her on his back.
*BUZZZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
The girls stand up and shake hands with Matt and Phoenix again.
T.H. Power: Thank you Michelle, Lisa, Chrissy!
The girls run off stage and Matt follows them. As he turns around and walks back, he turns to Power and;
Matt: THIS is a great country!
T.H. Power: Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine points for each of you. I'd give you ten thousand, but the IRS makes you fill out a thing.
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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:33 PM
T.H. Power: Hey and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, if the points were cheese, they'd be whiz. Let's go on to a game called Scenes From a Hat. This is for all four of you, Phoenix and Matt on one side, Kid and Aello on the other. Before the show we ask the audience to write down suggestions for scenes they'd like the performers to act out, then we take ones that we like and put em into this hat here, and we make them act em out. Starting with! Things you would never hear in a boxing ring.
Kid comes out first, fists up and dancing.
Kid: Damn, he's cute!
*BUZZ*
Matt follows, also with fists up and dancing.
Matt: I'm a white Canadian! I have a chance!
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Unlikely first lines to love songs.
Matt: It started like, any autopsy...
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: Ohhh I'm, really small down there...
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Presidential slogans that will not get you elected.
Kid: I love booty.
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Inappropriate first date greetings.
Phoenix waves out Aello.
Phoenix: Daaaamn those are big.
*BUZZ*
Kid waves out Phoenix.
Kid: Hello Mr Johnson. I've come to fondle your daughter.
*BUZZ*
Matt steps out alone.
Matt: I'll satisfy you but it could kill you.
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Ok. Haha. What he's thinking while he's kissing you.
Phoenix: Daaaamn those are big.
*BUZZ*
Matt: Ok the Giants are on at 3:00 EST...
*BUZZ*
Aello: He couldn't have eaten skunk...
*BUZZ*
Kid: Man, the things you gotta do to get a title shot...
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking.
Kid: I love you.
*BUZZ*
Aello: Now whersh thith boy we're gonna circumsize?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: *sigh* This is your Captain speaking...
*BUZZ*
Matt: And for the number one contender match at Holiday Hell, we'll put six people in a Prince of Hell match.
*BUZZ*
Power looks around wide eyed and takes a gulp from his mug.
T.H. Power: Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend.
Matt: It's open 24 hours.
*BUZZ*
Kid: I just leased out some space to a buddy of mine.
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: Parking in rear.
*BUZZ*
Aello tries to look at her butt and chases it like a dog.
T.H. Power: Alright. Aww man... Oh well. What T.H. Power whispers in his dates ear.
Aello: What's your name again?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: Keep the change.
*BUZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZ*
Power and Kid are laughing heartily while Phoenix just stands next to Matt with a big goofy grin.
T,H. Power: We'll be right back find out who the winner is!
Kid comes out first, fists up and dancing.
Kid: Damn, he's cute!
*BUZZ*
Matt follows, also with fists up and dancing.
Matt: I'm a white Canadian! I have a chance!
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Unlikely first lines to love songs.
Matt: It started like, any autopsy...
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: Ohhh I'm, really small down there...
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Presidential slogans that will not get you elected.
Kid: I love booty.
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Inappropriate first date greetings.
Phoenix waves out Aello.
Phoenix: Daaaamn those are big.
*BUZZ*
Kid waves out Phoenix.
Kid: Hello Mr Johnson. I've come to fondle your daughter.
*BUZZ*
Matt steps out alone.
Matt: I'll satisfy you but it could kill you.
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Ok. Haha. What he's thinking while he's kissing you.
Phoenix: Daaaamn those are big.
*BUZZ*
Matt: Ok the Giants are on at 3:00 EST...
*BUZZ*
Aello: He couldn't have eaten skunk...
*BUZZ*
Kid: Man, the things you gotta do to get a title shot...
*BUZZ*
T.H. Power: Things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking.
Kid: I love you.
*BUZZ*
Aello: Now whersh thith boy we're gonna circumsize?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: *sigh* This is your Captain speaking...
*BUZZ*
Matt: And for the number one contender match at Holiday Hell, we'll put six people in a Prince of Hell match.
*BUZZ*
Power looks around wide eyed and takes a gulp from his mug.
T.H. Power: Things you can say about your business, but not your girlfriend.
Matt: It's open 24 hours.
*BUZZ*
Kid: I just leased out some space to a buddy of mine.
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: Parking in rear.
*BUZZ*
Aello tries to look at her butt and chases it like a dog.
T.H. Power: Alright. Aww man... Oh well. What T.H. Power whispers in his dates ear.
Aello: What's your name again?
*BUZZ*
Phoenix: Keep the change.
*BUZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZ*
Power and Kid are laughing heartily while Phoenix just stands next to Matt with a big goofy grin.
T,H. Power: We'll be right back find out who the winner is!
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That's How We Roll
Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:35 PM
T.H. Power: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway. Tonights winner, Aello! To finish up the show, I'll be doing a game with the rest of the cast, and we're going to do an Irish Drinking Song, with the help of Lady Hawke on the piano. Someone on this side of the audience, suggest to me a major life event.
A number of people in the crowd speaking up.
T.H. Power: Giving, giving birth. So we're going to do the giving birth irish drinking song. We're going to make up one line at a time, about giving birth. Take it away!
All four start waving their hands like they are swinging beer mugs.
All: Ooooooohhhhhhh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Kid: Today, I gave birth.
Power: I got there just in time.
Matt: It wasn't very much fun.
Phoenix: I don't have a rhyme.
Kid: I didn't use drugs.
Power: I helped with my doc.
Matt: I did it all naturally
Phoenix: and then I went clip-clop!
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Power: I really love my baby
Matt: I love him, all the time.
Phoenix: I burp him every daaay.
Kid: I'm surprised, It's not mine!
Power: And then I asked the nurse
Matt: just where he came from.
Phoenix: She giggles and looks at me
Kid: she just played dumb.
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Matt: The baby grows quickly
Phoenix: in inches every day.
Kid: In fact he already can speak
Power: he asked me to go away
Matt: Boy he's smart.
Phoenix: And he speaks a lot.
Kid: You ought to see him juggle
Power: when he's sittin on the pot!
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Phoenix: I think I'll have another
Kid: or maybe I'll have four
Power: and then I'll have another
Matt: although I'm not a whore.
Phoenix: He's the joy of my life
Kid: because you see it's grand
Power: it's just like my sextupletes
Matt: Oh. Grand.
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deiiiiiidi deiiiiiiiiidi diiiiiiiiii!
T.H. Power: Tanks for watching good night see you next time on Whose Line Is It Anyway!
A number of people in the crowd speaking up.
T.H. Power: Giving, giving birth. So we're going to do the giving birth irish drinking song. We're going to make up one line at a time, about giving birth. Take it away!
All four start waving their hands like they are swinging beer mugs.
All: Ooooooohhhhhhh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Kid: Today, I gave birth.
Power: I got there just in time.
Matt: It wasn't very much fun.
Phoenix: I don't have a rhyme.
Kid: I didn't use drugs.
Power: I helped with my doc.
Matt: I did it all naturally
Phoenix: and then I went clip-clop!
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Power: I really love my baby
Matt: I love him, all the time.
Phoenix: I burp him every daaay.
Kid: I'm surprised, It's not mine!
Power: And then I asked the nurse
Matt: just where he came from.
Phoenix: She giggles and looks at me
Kid: she just played dumb.
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Matt: The baby grows quickly
Phoenix: in inches every day.
Kid: In fact he already can speak
Power: he asked me to go away
Matt: Boy he's smart.
Phoenix: And he speaks a lot.
Kid: You ought to see him juggle
Power: when he's sittin on the pot!
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deidi deidi di!
Phoenix: I think I'll have another
Kid: or maybe I'll have four
Power: and then I'll have another
Matt: although I'm not a whore.
Phoenix: He's the joy of my life
Kid: because you see it's grand
Power: it's just like my sextupletes
Matt: Oh. Grand.
All: Oh heidi deidi deidi deidi deiiiiiidi deiiiiiiiiidi diiiiiiiiii!
T.H. Power: Tanks for watching good night see you next time on Whose Line Is It Anyway!
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