Fly and Burden are walking around the parking lot, obviously looking for someone in The Order. They stop, as they see someone.
Fly: It's Ghalleon, lets stomp his ass!
Fly takes a sledgehammer. Burden has a 2x4. They move in quickly and swing, striking Ghalleon in the back, sending him to the ground. The two don't let up, swinging their weapons down across the back and head of Ghalleon. Fly drops the sledgehammer and picks up Ghalleon by the arms, then smashes his head into a car window. He then holds Ghalleon, allowing Tobias to swing the 2x4 and connect right in the face, sending a wig flying.
Fly: What the fuck?
Tobias: It's not Ghalleon...
Voice: Why don't you fellows leave Johann P. Carlyle alone? After all, it's me you want.
Fly and Burden look up and see Ghalleon about 20 feet away in the parking lot. Fly pulls Carlyle up and looks him in the face, then forcefully drops him. He reaches down and picks up the sledgehammer. He and Burden start towards Ghalleon, who just stares intently at them.
They make it halfway to Ghalleon when a pair of headlights hit them from the side. They both look as the sound of a car engine is heard. Fly and Burden dive away as a car races by, narrowly missing them. They stumble to their feet and turn back towards Ghalleon. The car pulls to a stop beside Ghalleon and he enters the car. The windows roll down and we see the driver.
Salazar: You two ran like a pair of scared cats. You aint on our level. We'll see you at the next Mass Khaos.
Fly and Burden run to the car and it pulls away. Burden chunks the sledgehammer and it smashes through the back window as the car races away.
Fly: This aint over! This is far from over motherfuckers!
Raining Blood hits, the drums pounding lightly in the backdrop of the sound of a thunderstorm for a half minute, and then lightning hits the top of the KhaosTron and the screen "explodes" as the guitars jam, revealing the name "Carpenter" written in dripping blood. The curtain parts as two burly male 'nurses' wheel out an electric chair, with Carpenter firmly strapped down and struggling. They wheel him onto the stage and stop, undo his hand restraints and turn, running backstage.
Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM RED BANK NEW JERSEY, STANDING 6 FEET 2 INCHES AND WEIGHING 210 POUNDS, THE CRAZIEST BASTARD IN THIS ARENA, CARARRRRRPENTERRRRRR~!
He undoes the chest buckle then frees his feet and gets up, moving towards the ring, eyes glaring as he looks around. As he gets halfway down the ramp he pulls his mask off of his belt, revealing two large brass knucks, and pulls the mask over his bandaged face. He saunters the rest of the way, sliding in slowly, moves to the far corner and sits down on the mat, arms on the ropes.
The lights dim in the arena and Hardcore by FEEL blasts through the loud speakers. Bob Lancelot walks through the curtain, he is wearing black tights with orange ligthening bolts on them and no shirt, he has the Television Title slung over his shoulder, but it is wrapped in yellow "Do Not Cross" tape and has the word Hardcore scrawled on it in black marker. Claire Matthews follows Bob out to the ring, she is wearing one of her promotional "Weapons of Mass Distraction" T-Shirts and a short black skirt.
Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM OXFORD ENGLAND, STANDING 5 FEET 10 INCHES AND WEIGHING 230 POUNDS,BOB, LANNNNNNCELOOOOTTT~!
Bob is pushing a shopping cart filled with hundreds of forks, he rolls the cart down the ramp and parks it near to the ringside steps, Bob reaches underneath the ring and pulls out several chairs and proceeds to toss them into the ring. Bob slides under the bottom rope and climbs the far right turnbuckle, holds his title up in the air, points at it and mouths the words "This is mine" whilst pointing at the belt. He then hops of the turnbuckle, hands the title to the ref and grabs one of the chairs.
The ref takes a look around at all the weapons around the ring, shrugs and call for the bell, rolling out of the ring and running for his life. The match is on!
Tito: Well, this Tables, Ladders and Chairs match as decided by our fans is now underway. Remember, the match can only be decided when one of the wrestlers takes the TV title belt, which is hung high above the ring. It will be interesting to see what Carpenter and Bob Lancelot have in mind for this bout.
Johnny: What do you think they?re going to do moron? If they?re going to have all these weapons around they might as well thwack each other for our amusement.
Tito: Well, it seems like Bob Lancelot thinks otherwise Johnny!
Bob Lancelot is signaling to Carpenter that they should start the match traditionally. Carpenter looks around the weapon-filled ring and shrugs. They lock up, and as they do, Claire hops on the apron. She goes to one corner and begins to take off the turnbuckle padding. As Carpenter realizes that Bob is wasting his time, Claire signals to Bob that she?s done untying the padding. Bob then Irish whips Carpenter into the exposed turnbuckle and he hits it back first. Carpenter only laughs, which greatly unnerves Bob. Lancelot charges Carpenter, but he dodges and Bob hits the turnbuckle chest first! Bob collapses onto the ring grabbing his chest in agony as Carpenter goes to pick up a nearby ladder.
Johnny: That?s what I?m talking about! Let the fun begin!
Tito: It seems like Bob?s little trick has backfired and now Carpenter has the advantage.
Carpenter whacks Bob a few times with the ladder to the chest and then backs him to the corner. Carpenter lifts the ladder high above his head and throws it with force onto Bob. He goes to the other side of the ring and comes back with a baseball slide, knocking the ladder further down Bob?s throat. Carpenter then jumps onto Bob?s shoulders, jumping and kicking the ladder, driving it into Bob?s skull. He attempts it a second time, but Bob quickly rises up and hits Carpenter with a smashed up powerbomb.
Tito: What a display of force and fortitude here by Bob Lancelot.
Johnny: Ahh shit, I got out of dozens of those.
Bob grabs his head and kicks the ladder to the center of the ring. Lancelot then picks up Carpenter and lands an Exploder suplex on top of the ladder. He then picks him up and lands him with a stalling suplex. He picks him up again for a third and final fisherman suplex on top of the ladder. Carpenter's laughter is increased with each suplex! Bob spins around in terror as the crowd cheers Carpenter. Bob picks up Carpenter but he counters with a forearm to the face and mouths off.
Carpenter: Let me show you how it?s done maggot.
Carpenter hits a German suplex on the ladder, followed by a Dragon suplex and a Cobra Clutch suplex!
Tito: Those suplexes are very dangerous; if I were Bob I would be careful not to be on their receiving end again.
Johnny: Yeah, but you?re Tito Poppi, a fat man with no friends.
Tito: I rather have no friends than to befriend Dark Schnitzel.
Johnny: Yeah, but you still suck.
Carpenter picks up the ladder and charges Bob, who in the last minute manages to dodge him. Carpenter hits the ropes, and when he turns around he is met by a chair shot from Bob that knocks him down. Bob is pillmanizing Carpenter with a chair in an attempt to blow out his knee. Lancelot then locks in a grapevine ankle lock. Carpenter has nowhere to go as Bob twists and turns his ankle effectively.
Tito: Bob should remember that this match cannot be decided by submission.
Johnny: *yawn* Though it may cause boredom to some. .
Bob eventually lets go of the hold and places the steel chair on top of Carpenter's chest. Bob looks up at the title, and lands The Hardcore Shooting Star on Carpenter! Bob sets up the ladder but he finds it to be too short so he goes out of the ring. He and Claire bring in a taller ladder and Bob rolls it to the ring, sets it up, and begins to climb it.
Tito: The title is held at 20 feet height and so is that ladder.
Johnny: Dumb bastard, Lancelot should?ve known by now that you have to shoot Carpenter down like a dirty dog in order to keep him down.
Carpenter is back up and he club shots Bob?s back, ceasing his progression up the ladder. Carpenter picks Bob?s arms up, and slams him down from the ladder with a sick crucifix powerbomb. Carpenter laughs and slams the ladder on top of Lancelot. Carpenter puts Bob between the two ladder steps and slams it shut a few times. He then picks up a chair and slams it on the ladder. Carpenter then walks to the edge of the ladder and continues to walk on it till the other edge, crushing Lancelot beneath.
Tito: That?s 220 pounds of solid lunacy crushing Lancelot?s body!
Johnny: I bet he was crushed by larger women in bed before.
Claire jumps Carpenter and slams her little hands on his metal mask. Carpenter just shrugs and snapmares her. When Carpenter turns back he is met by a Vandaminator by Lancelot. Lancelot drags Carpenter to the corner signals Claire to hold a steel chair close to his face. Bob runs to the other side of the ring, crosses the ropes, points to Carpenter, and hits a coast-to-coast springboard Van terminator!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tito: Bob Lancelot taking these moves out of the RVD playbook!
Johnny: That?s like crap telling puke it smells good.
Tito: I didn?t know you have beef with Rob Van Dam.
Johnny: Damn right I have. That punk stole all my moves!
Bob rolls out the ring to get one of the tables positioned at ringside. The crowd actually goes berserk as the first table is brought into play. Lancelot throws the table into the ring and sets it up. He picks up Carpenter and sets him on the table, giving him a few punches to the throat to make him stay in place. Bob looks at the ladder and quickly sets it up as Carpenter seems to be moving. Bob punches him a few more times and then slides a chair under his head. He then takes another chair and performs a one man con-cha-rito on Carpenter who is lying on the table!
Tito: I think Bob just made sure Carpenter won?t be going anywhere for the next couple of minutes.
Johnny: If Mick Foley can shrug it off, so can Carpenter.
Bob sets up the ladder and a climb it, reaching a few levels before the title is at hand?s reach. Bob looks up to the title and then down at Carpenter. He takes a deep breath? and lands The Hardcore Shooting Star from the top of the ladder through the table!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tito: An ultimate risk taking, something that Bob can regret later on in the match.
Johnny: Pfft, both losers don?t know their craft. I?m the real Hardcore Superstar.
Tito: In GCW?
Johnny: No...
Bob is the first one to slowly get up. He picks up Carpenter and Irish Whips him to the corner. Lancelot puts him on the top turnbuckle and struggles to lift him for a superplex, and Carpenter?s back grinds the standing ladder! Bob sits up, and is startled by Carpenter?s sudden maniacal laughter.
After the beating he has sustained, Carpenter springs back up to his feet. Bob is surprised, yet angry, and he storms at Carpenter. Carpenter catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Carpenter picks him up into a seemingly endless airplane spin. He doesn?t lose his balance though, as he flips Lancelot on his back, turning the move into an argentine backbreaker. The fun doesn?t stop here as Carpenter lands Bob head first onto the mat with a Burning Hammer!
Tito: What a genuine combination by Carpenter!
Johnny: He?s finding new ways of hurting people by the hour.
Carpenter sends Lancelot to the outside and waits for him to get up. He runs to the other side of the ring and comes back with a corckscrew plancha to the outside. Bob is down as Carpenter laughs and removes the mattress near the ring post, revealing the concrete floor. He picks up Bob and goes for a under hooked DDT, but Bob reverses it into a slingshot and catapults him into the ring post. Bob kicks Carpenter in the stomach, and hits him with The Swinging Bells on the concrete! Bob kicks him a few times in the knee cap to make sure he?ll take a long time to get up. Bob rolls into the ring and sets up the ladder. He ascends the ladder slowly due to a headache caused by recent addition of Carpenter oriented pain. He, who by the way, is already back on his feet with inhuman fortitude. He picks up another ladder and sets it next to Bob, quickly scaling it until he reaches Bob?s level. When Bob notices him, they trade punches with Carpenter getting the best of him. Carpenter then tucks in Bob and lands a front Russian Leg Sweep from the ladder. Bob grabs his face in pain and kicks the mat as Carpenter quickly locks in an already grounded version of Death Row!
Tito: Carpenter has locked in Death Row! Needless to say, I don?t think that his goal is to win here.
Johnny: No shit, Tito. God... I think you?ve become our WWE equivalent to the Coach.
Tito: And that makes you what, our equivalent to Josh Mathews?
Johnny: ...
Bob has no option but to tap to this vicious hold as Carpenter enjoys the sound.
Johnny: He can tap all he fucking wants, no submissions remember?
At that moment Dark Schnitzel has jumped over the barricade and enters the ring. He stomps at Carpenter?s head, causing him to break the hold. He then picks Carpenter up and hits him with Chronic Injury. Schnitzel then helps Bob get up as the crowd jeers him to death. Bob hits Carpenter with a Double Armed DDT while Schnitzel rolls out of the ring and sets two tables. Bob picks Carpenter up and sends him to the other side of the ring apron, where Schnitzel grabs him by the throat.
Tito: Bob and Schnitzel may be going for The Cerebral Malfunction. Will it be lights out for Carpenter?
Carpenter comes back to life and kicks Schnitzel a few times in the head, causing him to release the hold. Carpenter then hops back into the ring just at the right time, catching him with an over head belly-to-belly suplex that sends him through the middle ropes and into the two tables!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Johnny: You were saying?
Tito: The crowd is roaring at the sudden turn of events and Schnitzel is pissed.
Schnitzel is indeed pissed as he enters the ring. He eyes down Carpenter and they stand still inside of the ring. The camera focuses at Lancelot?s body which is beginning to move as Claire hovers about, worried. The camera spans back to the ring and Schnitzel and Carpenter are still, probably trying to stare the insanity out one of another.
Tito: It?s Psycho vs. Psycho!
The camera focuses on Bob Lancelot, who has managed to get up. He climbs the turnbuckle from the outside, and hits a diving lariat to the back head of Carpenter as Schnitzel simultaneously falls to his back and sticks his knees up, causing Carpenter to fall on them face first. Bob then orders Schnitzel to get something from under the ring apron. Schnitzel does this as Lancelot mauls Carpenter with a chair.
Tito: Great team work by The Devine Comedy.
Johnny: Is that how they call themselves? Amateurs.
Schnitzel takes from underneath the ring a board wrapped with barbed wire as Bob puts Carpenter onto a table. Schnitzel then sits on the second turnbuckle, as Bob sits on his shoulders, holding the barbwire board. Schnitzel then lands an Electric Chair Driver, with barbwire board holding Bob crashing on top of Carpenter and through the table!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit Holy Shit!
Johnny: Can this crowd shut the fuck up? I?m sick of them getting all ecstatic whenever a third grade move is popped up. That?s like cheering to Hogan?s legdrop.
Tito: Unlike you, Hulk Hogan is well? popular.
Small and various scratches appear on the upper torso of Carpenter while Bob rolls around grabbing his chest from the recoil. Schnitzel tries to pick up Bob, but Bob refuses, motioning him to leave the ring. Carpenter gets to his knees. Lancelot gets to his feet and approaches, only pausing when Schnitzel picks up a chair and hands it to Bob. Bob measures Carpenter up and hits him in the midsection, following directly with another chairshot to the head. Carpenter holds his gut, laughing as the chairshot resonates through the arena. He stands and kicks Bob in the stomach and hits him with a DDT.
Johnny: Carpenter looks to be enjoying his doings.
Carpenter looks at the carnage he?s created and laughs hysterically. The camera cuts to a young women shrieking in fear. Carpenter picks up Bob and sends him to the corner. Carpenter takes off his brass knuckles and hops to the second turnbuckle, initiating the 187 pummeling: 10 punch edition as the crowd counts along in enchantment.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
Carpenter stops momentarily to wonder why he is listening to the crowd and gives Bob a dozen more blows with his insane laughter in the background. He finishes him off with a spinning axe handle to the head while he jumps away from the turnbuckle. Bob seems to obliviously spitting out what seems to be parts of his teeth.
Tito: Yikes, Bob will apparently need a LOT of dental care after this match.
Johnny: Fortunately for him, we have great dental insurance. That?s about the only good thing in this job.
Tito: Like it or leave it Johnny, I for once want to feel safe about my teeth.
Claire rolls into the ring, doing her best to avoid Carpenter. She checks on Lancelot, and when the camera focuses on his face he can be seen squinting with one eye. His hand reaches for his chin, probably trying to rearrange his dislocated jaw.
Bob slowly gets to his feet, he grabs his ribs and head in agony as Claire helps him stand. She tries to set up a ladder but Carp shakes his finger at her and steps toward her menacingly. Claire visibly shakes and moves back to Bob.
Bob and Claire stand in bewilderment as Carpenter circles the ring, looking for something. Bob takes the time to move to a ladder but freezes on Carp's yell.
Carpenter: Where are the fucking tables?!
Johnny: Tables running out in a TLC match? Who has ever heard of that?
Tito: Carpenter is looking pissed and I have to admit that we didn?t expect this scenario.
Pomp music suddenly cuts Tito off as the fans go dumbfounded with silence. Five men appear on the Khaostron. They seem to be your ordinary TKOW jobbers, expect they are all dressed in brown and wearing checkered red and brown hubcaps.
Generic jobber 1: I?m Johnny.
Generic jobber 2: I?m Pinky.
Generic jobber 3: I?m Brain.
Generic jobber 4: I?m Brutus.
Generic jobber 5: And I?m.... uhhh.... Butch.
All together: And we are the Table Squad!
The five men now emerge through the curtains, bearing two stacks of tables, ten tables each. They run down the ramp way until they reach ringside, then they unload their luggage. One of them blows an air horn at Carpenter as they all sprint to the back. Carpenter shrugs and starts throwing the tables to the ring. Claire runs for cover as Bob rolls out of the way, avoiding a near collision.
Tito: I guess that was a present from his brother, Phoenix.
Johnny: And I guess the Spirit Squad is working double shifts. Doesn?t the WWE have the Rick Rude clause in their contracts for cases like these? Look, those fools are coming out again.
Tito: That?s The Order!
Carpenter laughs in sheer pleasure, but is unaware that Ghalleon, Salazar, Outer Force and Pender are running in behind him. Ghalleon clubs him and throws him into the ring. The Order alongside Bob and Claire stomp on Carpenter. Crim and Saphron pick him up and hold him by the arms as Ghalleon hits him with Ragnarok!
Ghalleon orders Outer Force to pick Carpenter up as Pender sets up a table near the corner. Salazar sits on the top turnbuckle as Outer Force lifts Carpenter up and hands him to Salazar, who slams him through the table with The Voluntary Despair (Michinoku Driver)!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tito: What an underhanded assault by The Order!
Johnny: Bob is pleased, The Order gets to heckle someone and Carpenter is getting his daily beat down. Everybody wins.
Pender rolls Carpenter to the center of the ring as Crim and Saphron climb opposite turnbuckles. They execute Factor of Despair on Carpenter! Lancelot and Schnitzel look on pleased as Ghalleon calls in for Pender to have his saying. He keeps calling without an answer, as Pender is busy hitting on Claire!
Tito: So much for that alliance.
Johnny: *Snorts* Hide your slutty fianc?s, it?s Pender!
The camera focuses on Pender offering a bouquet of flowers to Claire, who obviously seems disgusted. An infuriated Bob Lancelot grabs Pender by his ear and drags him to the ring. Bob takes out a fork and threatens to gouge out his eyeballs if he ever does that again. Pender gulps as Ghalleon shouts at him to get to work. Pender kicks Carpenter in the guts just as he was getting up and hits him with Starshock. Each member of The Order then takes his turn at performing an aerial move on Carpenter. Crim and Saphron hit their respective Moonsaults, then Pender hits a Corkscrew Moonsault followed by Salazar with the Hypnosight and lastly Ghalleon with a Shooting Star Press.
Tito: Carpenter has been taking severe punishment and one has to wonder when will his body catches up with his mind and begins to fall apart.
Johnny: The moron should?ve known better that to allow himself to be squeezed into the tight spot that he is in now. There is no one in TKOW that has any interest to help Carpenter at any point. He's done for.
Tito: Damn The Order!
Ghalleon instructs Outer Force to secure the announcers table area as he motions to Bob to climb up the ladder. Schnitzel sets up the ladder and Bob begins to climb it. Salazar and Pender are stomping a mud hole in Carpenter in order to keep him down.
Bob climbs up and looks with glazing eyes at the desired title hanged above as the fans jeer at the outcome. Bob at this point is halfway up.
Tito: It seems like this is it. Any hopes for Carpenter to win that title have become null and void.
Johnny: Hardcore Bobby gets to reign another day.
Bob is a hand reach away from the title.
Tito: It?s too hard for me to see this bout end this way, I?m going to close the show right now.
Johnny: Hold your horses Tito; they?ll have a galore in my honor after the show. Lancelot will probably dedicate his win to my undying inspiration.
Bob has reached the title! He has a hard time taking it off, as he?s yanking it right and left with force. Ghalleon and the rest of The Order are applauding his efforts. The fans suddenly explode with cheers as Tobias Burden and Soulfly run down the ramp way.
Tito: It?s Tobias ?The Heartless? Burden and the ?Ganja God? Soulfly! And they?ve got equalizers!
Tobias and Soulfly slide into the ring, surprising The Order. Soulfly smacks Ghalleon?s head so hard with a steel chair that it bends! Burden breaks a baseball bat over Salazar?s neck! Pender flees as Tobias spots Outer Force standing near the announcers table. Tobias knocks down the ladder on which Bob Lancelot is standing onto the ropes, leaving Bob hanging to the belt in mid air! Tobias runs over the ladder and does a Senton Splash on Outer Force!
Tito: The sentries of pain have arrived!
Johnny: Look at Bob; he?s hanging on to that belt for dear life!
The camera focuses twenty feet above the ring at Bob Lancelot, who is refusing to let go of the strap, holding on to it like a cat holds on to a wall when he?s spooked. Schnitzel charges at Soulfy and gets his share with an Evenflow DDT! Schnitzel rolls out of the ring and Soulfy follows suit. Pender surprises him with a karate kick but Soulfly catches and lifts Pender up, slamming him down on the mattress with a Choke Bomb.
Tobias is beating the shit out of Outer Force, but they ultimately prove to be too much for him as Crim hits him with the Crim Cutter onto a chair. Soulfly comes to his aid, but he is stopped by Schnitzel, and the two big men slug it out. Tobias is locked in a Dragon Sleeper thanks to Crim, but he is using his newfound strength to stand up and slam Crim against the ring post.
Tito: Tobias is using his newly gained muscle mass to get out of that Dragon Sleeper and this match, Ladies and Gentlemen, has turned into one big brawl.
Johnny: We?re getting a sneak peek into UCW?s creative team meetings.
The camera focuses on Bob Lancelot, still hanging to the title. It then cuts to Carpenter, who begins to move then onto Ghalleon and Salazar, who are still down. Then it zooms up at Claire, who is screaming her loved one?s named in panic and that someone should help him. The camera zooms out of her face and into the Schnitzel/Soulfly brawl with neither men backing down. At last it focuses on Tobias, who has managed to get hold of a chair, and is now fighting off Outer Force.
Tito: All hell has broken loose tonight with one attack after another!
Soulfly manages to block one of Schnitzel?s punches and catches him with a wrist clutch powerslam. Tobias is able to dodge a calf kick/sweep combo by Outer Force and they both wound up being chocked by Soulfy. They punch at his massive arms, trying to break the hold, but Soulfly doesn?t let go. He positions near the announcers table them and lifts them up, slamming the down with a Double Chokeslam through the table!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tito: The powerful Soulfly has taken out both members of Outer Force with one blow!
Johnny: Looks like they have another man on their hit list.
Soulfy signals to Tobias and they both close up on Schnitzel. Soulfly sets up another table as Tobias sets up the steel steps behind him. Soulfy lifts Schnitzel up for a Powerbomb as Tobias backs up. He sprints up the stairs and onto Fly?s shoulders, giving Dark Schnitzel a shinning wizard just as Soulfly slams him down! Tobias flies into the crowd and Schnitzel goes with a huge ?CRUNCH!? through the table!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Johnny: Well that will put him out for a while.
Carpenter is now back on his feet. Tobias and Soulfly enter the ring, in search of the next victim. Pender enters the ring groggily, not understanding where he is. When he sobers up, he tries to run but Soulfly grabs him by the neck and gives him a choke slam. Tobias rolls out of the ring and gets a second ladder. He slides it into the ring and sets it near the first one. Soulfly sets up two tables near the ladders while Carpenter rolls out of the ring and checks out his ring coat for some lighter fluid and matches!
Tito: Uh oh, this is not good. Carpenter and fire does not go well.
Johnny: Funny, as Phoenix and fire make quite a splendid team.
Carpenter savagely and cheerfully pours the lighter fluid on both tables, setting them in flames like a overzealous borderline pyromaniac boy scout. Tobias grabs Pender by his head and points up the ladder much to the fans delight. Carpenter on the other hand points that he is going to drop Bob from 20 feet height. At this point Claire runs in and starts scratching Tobias?s chest. Tobias throws Claire over to Carpenter, who tips her over his shoulder and starts climbing the ladder. Claire kicks and scream as Carpenter goes higher and higher. Bob watches in horror but he is unable to do anything due the fact that he is unable to move. Tobias begins to drag Pender up the ladder. Carpenter waits for Tobias to be at the same level. Both of them jump off, Tobias giving Pender the Rubix Cube Carpenter giving Claire the El Generico Brainbuster! All four go through the burning tables with a large bang and suffocate the flames!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tito: HOLY SHIT INDEED! Carpenter gave Claire a brainbuster while Tobias Burden gave Pender the Rubix Cube! Both through burning tables!
Johnny: At this rate we?ll lose half our roster before New Era!
The camera has a hard time catching a glimpse of the aftermath, as the ring is filled with smoke and a few remaining flames. The camera does catch Bob screaming his fianc??s name and falling down twenty feet to the ring. Bob twists and rolls around in serious pain and personal anguish. He manages to roll Claire out of the ring to avoid further damage to her before seemingly fainting. Carpenter hasn?t moved either, though a faint chuckle can be heard. Tobias is the first to get up, having miraculously avoided any serious injuries. The same can not be said about Pender. Soulfy and Tobias celebrate a bit too soon as Ghalleon and Salazar have finally regained their senses. Ghalleon and Salazar clothesline Tobias and Soulfly out of the ring. The four men brawl all the way to the beginning of the ramp way, while Outer Force drags Pender out of the ring. The camera cuts back to Ghalleon, Salazar, Tobias and Soulfy brawling next what seems to be a control table, which users have probably vacated their duty because of the ensuing brawl. In the heat of the fight Ghalleon spinebusters Tobias on top of the table, initiating a very loud procedure!
Johnny: What the hell is that noise?!
Tito: It seems that they have destroyed the control table and now a very noisy mechanism has awakened.
Johnny: No shit Sherlock, but what the fuck is it?
The four brawlers are not out of sight. Suddenly the obstacle is visible to all. It is a black bar steel cage, lowering slowly towards the ring.
Johnny: A steel cage? What the fuck? Is some kind of a birthday gift or something?
Tito: Yeah, nothing like saying to your loved one how much you care about him by pitting him in a cage against a maniac. I heard that because the results near the end were so close that the workers had to prepare each match type in advance!
A table that was set near one of the ropes is broken by the cage?s descent. It locks in completely as the Bob and Carpenter get to their knees, staring a hole down each other.
Tito: The rules have changed completely. Bob and Carpenter up until now have been in a open environment but due to said circumstances they are now confined into a steel cage and their whole match strategy has to adapt.
Johnny: After what Carpenter did to Claire, this one is personal.
Bob gives a murderous look to Carpenter, who snickers in response. Bob charges enraged at Carpenter, who catches him with a back body drop, but Bob lands on his legs and delivers a dropkick to Carpenter?s knees. Lancelot takes down Carpenter with a knee clip, followed by a leg lock. Throughout this whole time Carpenter is laughing, a things that upsets and enrages Bob more. Bob hits Carpenter with a flurry of blows to the throat and neck area.
Tito: Bob working methodically and coldly to take out Carpenter, working on the bruised kneecap.
Johnny: One day he?s hardcore, the next day some wannabe technician.
Bob Carpenter?s knee on one of the first row bars, climbing a few levels and jumping down on the leg. Bob then locks in a single leg crab. After a while he lets go. Bob stomps his leg a little more. He picks Carpenter up and slams him against the steel bars. Bob goes to slam him on the other side of the cage as Carpenter blocks it and goes for a suplex. Lancelot however kicks him in the knee, causing it to crash. Carpenter falls to one knee.
Tito: The seek for revenge fuels Bob?s quest for working technical.
Johnny: Have long have they been wrestling? Five days?
Bob is looking to locking in the figure four, but Carpenter takes him out of nowhere with a vicious running DDT. Carpenter then quickly locks in the STF, but it won?t put Bob away. Carpenter then attempts a gut wrench powerbomb to Bob, but his knee gives away. Bob then gets up and storms at Carpenter, who catches him with a seated fireman?s carry and then follows up with a sleeper hold.
Johnny: Time for a little nap says Lancelot.
Bob slowly fades away and Carpenter lets go. He laughs as he puts a chair on Bob?s head and neck area and struggles to get to the top of the cage. Without thinking twice Carpenter shoots of with the Lethal Injection onto the chair worn by Bob Lancelot!
Tito: Even with a bad knee, Carpenter won?t stop. He will stop at nothing to hurt Bob Lancelot!
Carpenter takes one of the ladders and sets it in the corner, creating some sort of a triangle. He takes the second ladder and places it near the corner. He takes Bob and sets him on the ladder in the corner. Carpenter then climbs the ladder near the corner. He quickly spins and attempts a moonsault, but Bob moves out of the way and Carpenter crashes into the ladder with a large thud.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Tito: Just as we thought Bob?s wind blew out after the Lethal Injection, he showed us he has a little more fighting spirit left.
Johnny: Carpenter looks pissed!
Carpenter storms at Bob, but Bob catches him with a drop toe hold that drops him to the side of the cage. Before Carpenter can even react, Bob handcuffs him to the steel cage! Bob picks up a chair and starts thwacking Carpenter with it mercilessly. Carpenter is reeling because of the chair shots which pushes Bob a step closer to insanity. At this point Dark Schnitzel has managed to get up. Bob notices this and orders Schnitzel to give him two objects that are scattered around the floor. Schnitzel finds them and hands them to Bob, who highly represents them in the air revealing a hammer and a rusty nail.
Tito: I think Bob wants to make the quick tour to Carpenter?s mind!
Bob places the nail over Carpenter?s mask and starts hammering it down. Soon Carpenter?s cries of happiness turn to pain! Carpenter is voicing his pain! Bob give a last clank at the nail before examining it to see the final product. Bob then unhooks Carpenter?s mask, and showcases it. He wears it on his faces and starts beating it on his chest. Then he realizes that something is very wrong.
Tito: Carpenter?s mask has dual layers!
Bob takes a look at the mask and sees that the nail hasn?t penetrated it at all. Bob then looks back in time exactly as Carpenter tears free of the handcuffs!
Johnny: Carpenter pretended that he was hurt! It was all a ruse to buy him time!
Bob let?s go of the mask and storms at Carpenter, who catches him with an belly to back cradle suplex that sends him crashing against the steel cage! Carpenter puts his mask back on and grabs Bob by each on of his arms, creating a situation that they are trapped.
Crowd: Fuck him up Carp! Fuck him up Carp! Fuck him up Carp!
Tito: Bob has no where to go or hide!
Carpenter starts in about a series of 50 rapid head buts. The first five bloody Bob up, the next five increase the blow. At twenty it carves in the flesh. At fifty you can no longer find resemblance of a face in what used to be Bob Lancelot?s head. Somewhere down the road Bob gave Carpenter a low blow, which caused him to break the death hold. This doesn?t stop Carpenter for long, as he grabs his sensitive area and laughs hysterically.
Tito: Carpenter can?t feel anything down there!
Johnny: I think his balls were surgically removed.
Carpenter finds remains of lighter fluid near one of the corners. He places the ladder in the middle of the ring and pours the liquid around it. He puts it aflame and hops on the ladder .Bob had to climb up the cage wall and jump into the loop. Both men arrive at the top at the same time and they begin to brawl on the ladder.
Tito: The ladder is higher than the cage itself!
They both climb higher and higher, continuing the brawl. Carpenter is trying to focus but the title is always getting in his way. Enraged, Carpenter tears it from it?s place and swings it hard at Bob, causing him to slump against the ladder. He haphazardly tosses the title away as the bell rings.
Yuri Testkov: YOUR WINNER, AND NEWWWWWWWW TELEVISION CHAMPION, CARRRRRRPENTERRRR~!!
?Raining Blood? by Slayer is played as Carpenter turns himself around on the ladder, grabs Bob's head as if he was going for a Stunner, but, while holding onto Bob's head, jumps back and over the opponent, all the way into a sitout reverse ddt straight off the ladder and through the tables below!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Carpenter rises from his crash point with relative ease. He staggers through the cage door, slamming it open and makes his way to the back, laughing ominously. The referee starts chasing after him in order to give him the title.
The camera then focuses on Bob?s bloodied and broken face.
Tito: Ouch, that?s going to hurt in the morning.
Johnny: You know, this really is becoming the new Ringmaster title. Two shows, two new champions.
NOW- IS THE TIME- FOR ME TO RISE- TO MY FEEEEET-
WIPE YOUR SPIT- FROM MY FACE- WIPE THESE TEARS- FROM MY EYYYEEESSSSS
The "8" logo bounces around the KhaosTron, jumping around the HPWA logo as T.H. Power emerges from the backstage area to "I Will Be Heard". He stops at the top of the ramp with a microphone and motions for the crowd to settle down.
T.H. Power: What you've seen here tonight, this chaos, this is nothing. I have decided to sign, for your entertainment, at New Era, a four way elimination match, with four of the most hardcore and crazy wreslters in this company. Matt Griffen, former HPWA Brutality champion. Blood Child. Bob Lancelot. And Carpenter.
Johnny: There's gotta be a catch...
T.H. Power: And since these four men need to outshine everything you've seen to date, I've decided that they will showcase this craziness in one of only two places that can possibly contain them. In a HPWA Brutality Cage!
Johnny: I knew it!!
Tito: I've heard about the Brutality Cage, read about it on the website Johnny.
Johnny: But you've yet to SEE it. Black steel bars, including a roof, all wrapped in barbed wire, with random weapons strewn about the cage. I mean, they strap stuff to the cage walls, and the ceiling, and they leave tables between the ropes and the walls, and glass too. One time, one of the ringposts was replaced with a street lamp! And worse, you can only win by Last Man Standing rules!
Power waits for the crowd to calm down before continuing.
T.H. Power: There is, however, the matter of the TV title. I'm going to schedule Carpenter to defend that title next week. Against, oh I dunno, how about Duke McFilthy.
Johnny: What? Duke's in the hospital!
As if on cue, the main screen of the KhaosTron shows Jessica Spears outside the hospital room of Duke McFilthy. We know this because his name is posted outside the door. A doctor walks over to her.
Doctor: Duke has given his permission for me to update you on his condition.
Jessica: Great, because people want to know how he is and who might?ve done this to him.
Doctor: I?ll help you out as much as I can in that regard.
Jessica: We?re listening.
Doctor: Duke suffered a crushed trachea, due to the kick to the throat he received on your TV show. We had to cut a hole for him to breathe, but he?s healing well, and I believe that in a week or two, he might be able to speak normally again. We plan on closing the hole once we are sure that the repairs we made to his trachea take.
Jessica: So he can?t talk yet?
Doctor: He is awake, and he can most likely try to speak, but we?ve told him not to until we finish treating him. He has written some messages to us, but nothing having to do with whoever did this to him. I don?t know if he even remembers what happen; we haven?t been able to get him to talk about that.
Jessica: Can we talk to him?
Doctor: Yes, I think that might be good for him.
Jessica, the Doctor, and the camera crew walk into the Duke?s room. He?s laying down, watching TV, and drinking a cup of water. He sees Jessica and smiles, and points to her knowingly.
Jessica: How are you?
The Duke gives her the thumbs up.
Jessica: Can I talk to you?
The Duke nods ?yes?.
Doctor: Well, I?ll let you two have your interview, I?ll be with other patients. Just call a nurse if you need any help.
Jessica: Thank you.
The Doctor leaves the room. The Duke motions to Jessica that he wants a cigarette.
Jessica: Won?t that hurt your throat?
The Duke looks at her, giving her the ?Bitch Please? look.
Jessica: Ok.
Jessica pulls out a pack of cigarettes and gives one to The Duke. Duke motions for her lighter as well. Jessica gives him one, and he lights it, holding the cigarette to his throat hole, and lighting it as he sucks air into his lungs.
Jessica: That?s nasty.
The Duke gives her an ?Oh well? look.
Jessica: This is going to be shown at Mass Khaos, so maybe you can write down who did this to you.
The Duke Motions that he doesn?t know who did it.
Jessica: Really? Because I didn?t see who it was, and no one seems to know anything. Do you remember it happening?
The Duke shakes his head, ?No?.
Jessica: No idea?
The Duke puts out the cigarette, by throwing it into his water cup. He then uses his hand to cover his throat hole.
The Duke: (very quietly and strained) No Idea.
Jessica: Megan is going to be at Mass Khaos. Do you think it could?ve been her?
The Duke: (very quietly and strained) No.
Jessica: Anything else?
The Duke: (very quietly and strained) Yes.
Jessica: Ok.
A knock is heard on the door to the room, and a masked doctor walks in, in full scrubs.
Doctor #2: I got to have you leave the room for a few minutes. You can come back in a minute.
Jessica: So this won?t take very long?
Doctor #2: No, it will be really quick, and then you can come back in.
Jessica: Do I know you, you sound familiar?
Doctor #2: I don?t think so, I think I?d remember someone as cute as you.
Jessica: Oh, thank you. We?ll be right outside Duke.
Jessica and the Cameraman leave the room, but the camera is still set up on it?s tripod.
Doctor #2: Hello there Duke.
The Duke gives a half-ass Wave to this Doctor.
Doctor #2: Let me get a look at that nasty hole there.
The Doctor walks over to Duke, and lowers his mask, but it?s out of Camera shot. The Duke tries to get up, but this Doctor grabs The Duke, and punches him across the jaw, then jams two fingers into the trach-hole. The Duke starts to struggle, but he can?t breathe. The hole starts to bleed.
Doctor #2: That doesn?t look good, Duke.
The Duke passes out, and the attacker removes his fingers, takes off his bloody glove and jams it into Duke?s throat hole. The attacker replaces his mask turns to the camera and winks. Then he walks out of the room. After about a minute Jessica and the cameraman return to find The Duke passed out and bloody. The Cameraman runs out of the room to get some help. Jessica sees the glove in his throat, and pulls it out. And slaps the dukes face, which wakes him up a bit.
Jessica: Who did this?!?!?!?!?
The Duke grabs a newspaper in front of him, and uses his other hand to get his fingers bloody. The Duke uses his blood to finger paint something.
Jessica: What does it say?
The Duke hands it to her and passes out again. Jessica looks at the camera, and shows the bloody newspaper, which has blood in a Figure 8.
Jessica: Section 8?!
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