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Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:53 PM


The most familiar opening chord's ever, Welcome To the Jungle, start up to signal the new beginning of TKOW's...

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The logo fades and and we're launched directly into a montage of TKOW 2005 spots, focusing on wrestlers currently in the federation. Phoenix, Soulfly, Kid Styles, Salazar, Matt Griffen, Ghalleon, Duke McFilthy, Crim, Cody, Aello, Saphron, Carpenter, Bob Lancelot, Pender, Lady Hawke, Blood Child, Hazard, Cypher, and Chris Prince. Shots of them all fly by, both spot shots as well as promo shots.

{Axel Rose}
Welcome to the Jungle, we got fun-n-games
We got everything you want, honey we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle watch it bring you to your shuna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get them for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle feel my, my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream


The camera pans around the inside of the Laramie Arena-Auditorium, showing a sold out crowd at a fever pitch. Fireworks explode off the stage, highlighting the new five-piece KhaosTron. You can make out signs like "Triple P = Phoenix Pheers Phly", "Crown the Duke! The Duke of Duke's!", "The devil loves Carpenter, like your mom!", "Flyburd is the best!", "Who the f**k is Hollywood Cal", and "At least our champion isn't a jobber!"



The camera alights on Tito Poppi and Johnny Styles.

Tito: This capacity crowd is on their feet for this last edition of Mass Khaos before New Era!

Johnny: What for? Nothing exciting has happened here since Phoenix got shot a year ago.

Tito: We did get to see some good quick action leading into the program.

Johnny: Yeah. Two GYEP losers were supposed to keep us entertained before we went live. And what happened? Cypher beat up on Warner for awhile. Wasn't even as decent as Hazard last show. And Jonny B knew better than to even show!

Tito: At least Chris Prince showed us something.

Johnny: Yeah he showed me that if I nad a universal remote like Adam Sandler in the upcoming movie, Click, I'da hit fast forward.

Tito: I think they're both going to be great stars.

Johnny: You liked Dark Schnitzel too.

Tito: Did not!

Johnny: Did so.

Tito: You take that back RIGHT NOW!!

Johnny: Make me cowpie.

Tito compses himself, looking back at the camera.

Tito: Tonight as we head into New Era, we'll see the participants of three New Era matches thrown together in what can only be called a clusterf**k.

Johnny: We know that Tobias Burden came back to TKOW without Dave Havoc, and planned on making a mark all by himself.

Tito: But before he even had a chance, he was laid out backstage by The Order, after refusing to join them.

Johnny: Can't prove The Order did it Tito.

Tito: Like anyone else attacked Soulfly and Tobias from behind, and then walked away laughing at it.

Johnny: So you're SURE that Ghalleon and Salazar attacked them?

Tito: Absolutely. And at New Era, Tobias gets the first chance at straight revenge, taking on Salazar Tyrenus one on one.

Johnny: Ghalleon and Soulfly, however, have other plans.

Tito: They seem to be content with beating on each other week in and week out. Meanwhile, Ghalleon is taking on Kid Styles in a ladder match for Kid's Prince of Hell won title opportunity.

Johnny: And let's not forget, Soulfly gets his rematch against Phoenix. And you KNOW he's taking that title back.

Tito: But tonight, all six men combine for a massive triple threat tag team match. Section 8, comprised of Fiery Champion Phoenix and contender Kid Styles, take on The Order of Ghalleon and Salazar, and they take on the team dubbed Flyburd, in Soulfly and Tobias Burden.

Johnny: But first, first we get to see Aello face down Blood Child, just one show after Matt Griffen fed Blood a loss.

Tito: Wait Johnny, it sounds like there's something going on backstage, in the boss' office!

The KhaosTron cuts backstage as the camera shows staff workers and medical techs, including Dr. Cliff Hawke run by the camera and down the hallway. The camera follows them until they arrive to the office of T.H. Power.

The camera tries to push by everyone and capture a picture of what's going on. When the camera finally breaks through, a man is laying on the floor face up on his back with blood coming from his forehead.

The man is revealed as T.H. Power and laying next to him is a black bat with a purple 8 in the middle.

Cliff: I need everyone to get back! Give us some room here PLEASE!

Everyone, including the camera man, moves back except the medical personnel who remain there to assist Cliff Hawke in helping Power.

Cliff: I need a stretcher in here now! Why didn't you bring one to begin with? *under his breath* Damn incompetent TKOW med teams...

A couple of the medical techs run out of the room to go find a stretcher. Shortly after, both Phoenix and Kid Styles run into the room to see what's going on. They see Power and run over to check on him.

Kid: Who did this!?

Cliff: *checking out Power* I have no idea.

Phoenix slams his right fist into the palm of his left hand and a low growl is heard.

Phoenix: I think I know who did this...

Kid blinks and looks over to Phoenix, as does Cliff.

Cliff: Who?

Kid: Who?

Phoenix: Figure it out. Duke was attacked and we're getting blamed for it.

Kid nods and walks over to Phoenix.

Kid: I think I know who you're talking about.

Phoenix: Good, then let's go get ready.

Both Kid and Phoenix walk out as the TKOW med techs rush the stretcher into the room. The camera zooms in on a motionless Power being treated by Cliff, then the scene cuts out.

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Coming back from commercial, we see Jessica Spears standing in the corridor of another busy hospital ward, the camera pans out to reveal the name "Robert Lancelot" written on a white marker board hanging on the door to the left of Spears.

Jessica: Hello TKOW fans! I am here at the Rossenville Medical Center, the same hospital where Duke McFilthy was viciously attacked, presumably by a member of Section 8 on the last Mass Khaos. But today I am here to interview former TKOW Television Champion Bob Lancelot.

Spears knocks on the door and then pushes it open, she walks over to the bed and sits down on the chair next to it, the camera man raises the camera over the bed and we get a glimpse of Bob Lancelot. Bob's face is mummified in bandages, the only gaps in the bandages are the eye holes, nostril holes and mouth hole. The cameraman then aims the camera at Bob's arm and zooms in to show a large cast spanning from the elbow to the thumb. The camera pans back out to show Jessica Spears again, she is shaking her head in disbelief.

Jessica: Hi Bob.

Bob doesn't respond.

Jessica: Hi Bob!

Still, Bob is mute.

Jessica: Bob??

The cameraman gets close to Jessica and whispers something in her ear.

Jessica: Ohhhhh he's asleep.

The camera shakes as the cameraman shakes his head, and Jessica shakes Bob?s good arm to wake him. Bob awakens with a start and looks around quickly before dropping his head back onto his pillow.

Jessica: Bob, I'm here to interview you regarding your match with Carpenter last Mass Khaos.

Bob moves his face towards Jessica, his eyes barely visible through the slits in the bandages.

Lancelot: I don't want to talk about it.

Jessica: Bob, you are live on Mass Khaos, I think you should at least give a few words to the fans...

Lancelot: F**k the fans, the fans cost me my title.

Jessica: Bob, could you please watch your language, we are live on television and young children are watching!

Lancelot: I'll *BEEP*ing watch my *BEEP*ing language when you get some fucking brains inside that pretty little head of yours, shut the fuck up and leave me alone. Ok?

Jessica: Right...Umm well I have some questions from the fans regarding yourself and the fans pick the stipulation TLC match from Mass Khaos. Johnny King age thirteen from Boston asks "Do you have any regrets about how you went into the TLC match?"

Lancelot: Regrets? I regret one thing and one thing only...not taking that belt when I had the opportunity to....I could've reached up and grabbed that belt but noooo I had to prove to the fans that I was Hardcore, so I tried to hit The Hardcore Shooting Star from atop of that ladder.....and missed....and because of that I didn't take the belt. That is my one regret.

Jessica: Thanks for that great question Johnny. Now for a question from Quentin Johnson age 8 from Utah! "You suck....so how does it feel when people say that you aren't hardcore enough to have the name "Hardcore Superstar".

Lancelot: Let me tell you something Quentin.....when you grow some pubic hair, come back and tell me I am not hardcore enough to have the name "Hardcore Superstar"....because Little man, I have more hardcoreness in my little finger than most people have in their entire body. I challenge anybody to dispute my hardcoreness, look at my face Quentin, I don't look like Tutan Khamun for the fun of it, this isn't a fancy dress costume...this is fucking real! It took fucking 18 hours of surgery to fix my face after that match, $22,000 worth of plastic surgery.....Quentin, my arm has five pins and two steel rods in it.....if that is not hardcore, then what is??? Fuck you kid.

Jessica: The next question is sent via e-mail and is from Dave Sailor age 22 from Houston Texas and he asks "Next time you guys are in Houston, can I touch Claire's weapons of mass distraction?"

Lancelot: How about no. You *BEEP*king freak, why don't you get the *BEEP* off your computer, cancel your subscription to xratedgirls.com, take your hands from out of your trousers and get a fucking girlfriend....hell Jessica, you're desperate aren?t you? Dave, how about next time we are in Houston I'll set you up with Jessica, from what I am seeing through my eye slits, she has a nice pair of double D's and I?m sure she is stupid enough to show them to you too!

Bob reaches out with his good arm and gropes Jessica's left breast, Jessica looks shocked as she pulls Bob's hand away and slaps him hard across the face!

Jessica: Perv!

Lancelot: Hey, I was only testing them out for Dave!

Jessica: Next question, from Daniel Roberts age 37 from Washington State and he asks "Do you have any words of advice for Duke McFilthy going into the match with Carpenter this week at Mass Khaos."

Lancelot: Don't. Duke, Carpenter is an unstable monster, look I don't give a f*BEEP*k about anybody but myself and Claire, but from a professional point of view....you are a *BEEP*ing nutcase if you go through with this match! Besides....I want my title back....and the only person I want to fight for it is Carpenter.

Jessica: So you want revenge?

Lancelot: Yes. Look Power put me into the brutality cage at New Era, and I don't see Duke McFilthy's name written on the card for that match. I don't give a *BEEP* about Bloodchild or Matt Griffen, as far as I am concerned the only two people in that match are me and Carpenter....so if Duke McFilthy isn't on the card for that match and if he holds the Television Title, I can't win it back until after New Era now can I? So why go through Brutality Cage with Carpenter when I won't get anything but the sweet satisfaction of destroying the man who stole my title from me?? So tonight I am rooting for Carpenter to retain the title.

Jessica: Ahh...I get it.....so if Duke beats Carpenter for the title....then you can't beat Duke.....because you don't have a match scheduled against him.....and lets face it....you can't beat Carpenter.....so you want to use Matt Griffen and Blood Child to eliminate Carpenter from the Brutality Cage and then let them eliminate each other and then you eliminate whichever one of them is left and then win back your title?

Lancelot: Exactly! Hey...maybe you do have some brains inside that sexy little skull of yours!

Jessica blushes.

Jessica: Well you know.........anyway....the next question and its from, Sarah Louise James from Wisconsin...."How is Claire after taking that nasty El Generico Brainbuster from atop the ladder through the flaming table?"

Lancelot: Claire suffered a grade 4 concussion and she is currently drugged up to the eyeballs in a specialist center in week two of an extensive four week course of medication to repair the damage... and set her back to normal.... so don't worry....she will be back with her weapons of mass distraction by New Era.

A nurse walks into the room, she has blonde hair and is wearing a very tight nurse?s uniform which has a very loosely buttoned shirt and a very tight skirt.

Nurse: Time for your sponge bath Robert.

Bob grins as the nurse helps him to his feet.

Lancelot: If you'll excuse me Jessica.....its time for my sponge bath.

Lancelot limps alongside the nurse towards the shower cubicle, as he does he slides his good hand along the back of the nurses upper leg and then grabs her ass, the nurse giggles and usher Bob behind the shower curtain.

Jessica: Bob...we are live on Mass Khaos....

The nurse?s hat falls out from behind the shower curtain as we here rustling noises from behind the curtain.

Jessica: Bob...Claire could be watching!

The nurse?s dress is then tossed over the shower curtain.

Lancelot: And??

Jessica: Well.....umm you don't sound like you are having a shower in there....

Female moaning is heard from inside the shower cubicle as Bob's hospital gown gets tossed over the top of the cubicle.

Lancelot: Jessica, Claire is too drugged up to know anything, besides I am only taking a shower!!

Jessica: Ok...whatever....

More moans are heard from inside the cubicle as Jessica sits with her legs crossed, tapping her feet in dissaproval near the bed...after a few minutes she stands up and slowly walks over to the cubicle, peeping her head around the curtain, her jaw drops as she does so and then she slips on a bar of soap and drags the curtain down from the rail! The naked Bob and the naked nurse stumble forward and all three get wrapped up together in the curtain. Bob looks at Jessica.

Lancelot: Jessica....I know I grabbed your tits....but there is no need to grab my-

The production truck quickly cuts off the live feed from the hospital and cuts back to the arena.

Johnny: That Bob must put out some good money.

Tito: Excuse me?

Johnny: Come one. Gettin it on every time he's on camera? No way that's real.

Tito: Never know. But right now, Blood Child is in the ring, awaiting Aello.

Johnny: He fared well against Matt Griffen last show, and he's got a massive size advantage on Aello.

Tito: But she's tough. Can't count her out just because he's big.


A piercing hawk/eagle cry and ?Extraordinary? by Liz Phair plays. Aello walks out on the stage, pausing and waving, followed by a quick sprint down the ramp.



Yuri Testkov: HIS OPPONENT, FROM SOMEPLACE, STANDING FIVE FOOT SEVEN AND WEIGHING SOMETHING, A MEMBER OF THE BIRDS OF PREY, REPRESENTING SECTION 8, AAEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!

She doesn?t slow near the ring but continues full speed. Upon reaching the apron, she places her hands down, flipping her feet upwards and strongly pushing off with her hands once her feet near the ropes. Her feet, followed by her legs and body, arch over the top rope, reminiscent of pole vaulting, and she lands on her feet just inside. She flips her hair back and moves to where she needs to be.



Aello and Blood Child circle around the ring as the bell rings. The two then start to tie up and before long, Blood Child gets the upperhand over Aello. He powers her down to the mat and then goes off the nearby ropes. He bounces back and goes for an elbow, but Aello rolls out of the way. Blood Child starts to get back up as Aello dives towards him with a short armed clothesline.

Poppi: And Aello is off with the first actual move.

Aello lands three well planted punches to the side of Blood Child's head, but Blood Child grabs Aello on the shoulders and pulls her to the side. He then starts to get back up to his feet. Aello does the same, but as she does, Blood Child starts to lay the boots to her, thus knocking her back down to the mat. Blood Child then pulls her back up and starts to chop her upper chest some.

He chops her back to the nearby ropes where he whips her off. She bounces back and Blood Child goes for a clothesline, but he misses as Aello dunks down. She bounces off the ropes and delivers a dropkick to Blood Child?s back. She gets right up and and goes off the ropes again as Blood Child rises back up. Aello delivers a hard elbow to the back of Blood Child's neck.

Poppi: Aello's off to a great start here tonight.

Aello gets back up and plays a bit to the crowd as Blood Child starts to shake the cobwebs out. He comes around and gets ready as Aello turns around. She does and Blood Child takes Aello's head off with a big boot. The crowd gasps and boos Blood Child as Aello lays on the mat.

Styles: Holy crap! What a move from Blood Child. It?s about time someone knocked some sense into that harpy!

Poppi: It?s turned the tide of the match already! Aello's out on the mat!

Blood Child looks down at Aello, smiling slightly as pulls her up to her feet. He scoops her up, turns and slams her down hard on the mat. He then goes for the quick pinfall.


1!


2!




But Aello kicks out with enough time. Blood Child pulls her back up, only now she's starting to fight back with some left and right hooks to the midsection of Blood Child. After a few of these Blood Child fires back with a forearm shot to the back of Aello. This sends her down to one knee, but Blood Child pulls her back up and leads her to the nearby corner where he starts to kick away at her stomach. He pulls her out some, only to slam the back of her head into the turnbuckle. The ref warns him about this, but he shrugs him off.

He goes back to Aello, but she gets a well placed punch to the midsection of Blood Child. Aello continues with the punches and shots as Blood Child tries to club her, but after another shot, Aello grabs the arm and starts to hit him under the shoulder rapidly. Blood Child holds his arm as Aello hops up to the second rope and grabs Blood Child's head. She then jumps off of the turnbuckle and flips over him into a modified neckbreaker.

The crowd gasps as Blood Child rolls around some on the mat.

Poppi: What a neckbreaker by Aello!

Styles: Yeah, yeah. Everything Section 8 sounds so wonderful.....bah.

Aello covers Blood Child, hooks the leg and goes for the pinfall.


1!


2!




But no! Blood Child some how kicks out at the last moment. Aello gets back up and looks out in confusion. She looks at the ref as he tells her that it was a two count. She nods and then pulls Blood Child back up to a vertical base. On the way up she delivers a knee lift and nails Blood Child in the face. Also, while doing that, she starts to work on the neck too.

After another well placed knee, she executes a snap DDT and plants Blood Child down on the mat. Aello stands up, jumps and lands down hard with a knee shot to the chest of Blood Child. She then gets down and hooks the leg for another pinfall.


1!


2!




Another kick out by Blood Child at the last moment. Aello starts to pull Blood Child up and goes for what appears to be a swinging neckbreaker, but as she sets Blood Child up and swings him, Blood Child counters. He gets up and starts to apply a sleeper hold on Aello. He moves her about, trying to get her to doze off into submission. He works her down to one knee as the ref checks her arm for a sign. It rises and falls once, then falls again. The third time... her arm stays up and Aello fights back with elbows to the chest and stomach of Blood Child.

Blood Child lets go of the hold as Aello fires back with multiple punches and chops to Blood Child's chest. She knocks him back into a nearby corner as she starts to lay the kicks to the midsection once again. She then whips him off to the opposite corner. He comes back at her cornering her, but as he nears, she turns and hits him with Harpy Glee (corner backflip kick). He stops but is still up. She follows that with Thunderstrike (missile strike). He staggers but still stays up. Looking a bit frustrated, she climbs the ropes and attempts Festinate, but he catches her and reverses it into a power bomb. He goes for the pin.


1!


2!


3!




No! She kicks out at the last moment. She lies on the mat, getting her breath as Blood Child raises to his knees. Aello suddenly hits the Taser, dropping him. She rolls him over and goes for the pin.


1!


2!


3!




The ref calls for the bell and assists Aello to her feet.

Yuri Testkov: AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IS AAAAAEEEELLLLLOOOOOO!!!

Tito: I'm getting the message that something's going on backstage. Apparently there's been some screaming... yes, someone screaming for help. A camera is on its way.

Johnny: Probably just some gal having a bit of fun with one of our wrestlers.

The Khaostron comes to life with the camera jostling as the cameraman runs along the backstage area and corridor.

Female Voice: *yelling* Get some tinsnips or wirecutters! Hurry! We have to get him down!

The camera enters the room and stops, the cameraman probably in shock. On the Khaostron a beaten, bloody, unconscious man in jeans and dress shirt is shown hanging from and between two pieces of scaffolding leaning up against the wall. His arms are woven through the rungs of a short ladder then cuffed to the scaffolding. His legs are tied together and dangling. His face is bloody and swollen so badly that only his mane of reddish-brown hair and clothing gives a hint to who he is. Heather DeLong is before and beneath him, setting up a table to stand in front of him.

Heather: C'mon, Cliff, wake up!

Johnny: Someone beat and strung up Section 8's doc?!

Tito: Who would do something like this? The Order?

The Khaostron shows Heather climbing and standing on the table as Aello runs backstage. Heather lays a hand on Dr. Hawke's chest to check for breathing. The camera is jarred away from the sight and when it refocuses Lady Hawke is seen leaping at full speed onto the table, stopping herself by throwing a hand up to the wall next to her brother. Her free hand shakes slightly as she checks for a pulse.

Heather places her hand on LH's arm to reassure her.

Heather: He's breathing. I think he's just out cold from the beating. A med team should be here in a few and one of the crew has gone to get something to cut him down.

Matt: Excuse me, let us through please! The med team needs through! And for goodness sake, someone get Security back here! Hell, get Oates back here if you can.

Griffen and Aello move to stand next to Cliff. Matt gets beneath him and wraps an arm around Cliff's legs, taking his weight on his shoulders, and grabbing and holding the ladder with his other hand.

Matt: Skye, you and Heather get down and let the workers up there to cut the cuffs. We'll get him down.

Aello gestures and quietly speaks to LH, who finally allows the workers in her spot. Heather gets down as well.

Tito: Sorry folks, we've been told we have to go to commercial.

Johnny: God damn...

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The Tron is dark, and the HPWA logo fades in. Shadowed forms fill the screen as the Section 8 logo ripples in and out of view. The arena fades to a purple glow, the Section 8 logo shining down on the stage and circling through the audience.

"Oh Hell Yeah"'s opening riff kicks on and the Tron lights up...

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People think they know me, say I'm wound a little tight.
Tell me I go looking for trouble, that I'm always ready for a fight.
But I'm just an easygoin guy, not crossing any line.


With a splitscreen, Phoenix on the right, T.H. Power on the left, clips of various moves and matches begin to show.

{Power hanging Cold Angel in a Brutality cage and Phoenix flying off the top of a Brutality cage with Carpenter.}

T.H. Power runs out, highstepping, full of energy and yelling at the crowd as the circle of fire lights mid-stage.

I'm a caring individual, most all the time.
Most all the time? Quite alot of the time!
It's just that... It's just that... IT'S JUST THAT... OH HELL YEAH!


{A Stock Market Crash and a Phoenix Driver, both to Bishop.}

Phoenix rises through the flames, down on one knee. As Phoenix stands up Power jogs in front of the flames and starts yelling at Phoenix.

Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!


{A slow mo Long Shot delivered through a flaming glass door & wood table missing Cold Angel, slow mo Phoenix Driver off the top of a ladder to the outside putting Jace Mingla through two other ladders.}

Power points down the ramp at the ring as Phoenix steps out of the fire.

Well... you know... sometimes... I kick a LOT of ass,
Oh hell yeah!


{Power attacking Suga at the UCW title match and Phoenix hitting the Phoenix Driver on D-Matic onto the title belt that same match.}

Phoenix cracks his neck and his hands as Power continues to jawjack him.

Some people seem unhappy, with certain things I say.
They seem to think I'm impolite, that I'm cultured in some way.
But I'm just an easygoin guy, and I appreciate their advice.
I believe in self-improvement, and always being nice
Well... sometimes being nice.
Occasionally, it's just that, Oh hell yeah!


Phoenix takes off on a dead run, straight down the ramp, as Power stands at the top of the ramp screaming his head off.

Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!


{A slo mo Long Shot into his metal briefcase into Jake Cage's skull, and a Phoenix Driver off a top turnbuckle to the floor on Hitman.}

Phoenix slides into the ring out of the dead run as Power starts down the ramp, yelling to the crowd, getting them pumped. Phoenix hits the ropes in front of the announcers and grabs the top rope, looking out to the crowd, eyes wide and wild.

Well!
You know!
Aometimes I kick a lot of ass!
Well!
You know!
Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!


Power finally gets into the ring, leaving his case on the steps in their corner. Phoenix turns to look at him and they each nod, then both men start highstepping around the ring, each stopping on an opposite side and they both start shaking the ropes and yelling to the crowd!

Oh yeah!
Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!
Well! You know! Sometimes I kick a lot of ass!
Well! You know! Oh Hell Yeah!
Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!
Well! You know! Sometimes I kick a lot of ass!
Well! You know!


They finally hop to the second turnbuckles announcerside playing to the crowd. They drop and move to the other turnbuckles, yelling to the crowd more.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Sometimes I kick a lot of ass!


The song ends with the Tron showing a bloody Power conferencing with Phoenix, and T.H. gets Yuri's mic.



Raining Blood hits, the drums pounding lightly in the backdrop of the sound of a thunderstorm for a half minute, and then lightning hits the top of the KhaosTron and the screen "explodes" as the guitars jam, revealing the name "Carpenter" written in dripping blood. The curtain parts as two burly male 'nurses' wheel out an electric chair, with Carpenter firmly strapped down and struggling. They wheel him onto the stage and...


Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM RED BANK NEW JERSEY, STANDING 6 FEET 2 INCHES AND WEIGHING 210 POUNDS, THE CRAZIEST BASTARD IN THIS ARENA, THE REIGNING TELEVISION CHAMPION, CARARRRRRPENTERRRRRR~!


...don't stop, continuing down the ramp towards the ring. They continue around the ring, to the announce table, and stop near Phoenix.


T.H. Power: It's time, ladies and gentlemen, to see if The Duke is as tough and unrelenting as his sister-wife. What is this guy from Alabama? Hit the Duke's music and let's see if he's made it!

Johnny: We all know Duke was attacked in the hospital a week ago! That's just wrong!

Tito: You never know. Bob looked, functional, and Carpenter's out here. And look what THEY went through.

"White Wedding" hits and Meghan McFilthy runs to the ring like a madwoman.

T.H. Power: Oh no it's not time for you yet! Happy Thoughts woman!

The Happy Thoughts orderlies run around the ring and grab her before she can get in. Phoenix unhooks Carpenter, who, as it turns out, not only is in a straightjacket and leg irons, has the TV title wrapped around his arms, and tosses him into the ring. Phoenix follows him in as-

T.H. Power: Referee, the ten count please. If Duke doesn't make it out here, well then he forfeits.

The ref starts the ten count as Meghan spits and screams at T.H..


One...


Two...


Three...


Four...


Five...



The crowd is chanting along with the count, as the censors start to beep out Meghan.

Six...


Seven...


Eight...


Nine...


Ten!




T.H. Power: Aw. Too bad for your man isn't it. Duke gets no favors from me sweetheart! He has to WORK like everyone else! Screw The D-


The lights in the area flicker and then fade out. An eerie voice counts down: 8... 7... 6... 6... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GhostRider by Rollins Band kicks in over the loudspeakers. The KhaosTron begins to flash with various horror movie-like red and blue filtered shots. SAMHAIN begins to be carved into flesh as a demon skull is lowered onto the logo. Red pyro shoots intermitantly from the floor and ceiling. Samhain emerges from the smoke and shadows and raises his arms in the air letting out a tremendous roar and getting a great crowd pop.



JJB: Now I'm sure sorry to spoil all this FUN you're having, but I think you're being a bit too bullheaded here.

Phoenix pulls Carpenter out of the ring and locks him back down to the chair as Jesse James Blackwood talks.

T.H. Power: I'm sorry Samh- I mean Jesse. You gave your little shpiel, and yet I can't seem to care.

JJB: See I don't take abuse of power very lightly sir. You may have hired me, but I'm not about to bow down for you or any other suit, got that?

T.H. Power: Do you plan on making a point anytime soon?

The crowd boos T.H.. Cause Samhain is stylin, and stylin is GOOOOOOD.

JJB: As a matter of fact I do. You see, at the last Mass Khaos you made a special match for New Era. You took Carpenter, Blood Child, Bob Lancelot, and Matt Griffen, and tossed them into a Brutality cage Elimination bout.

T.H. Power: Riiiight...

JJB: Well that's cute and all, but I decided to up the ante, based on something I heard earlier tonight, and what you just did. First, it's no longer a four way elimination match. Oh no. Now it's a Brutality Gauntlet Match.

T.H. Power: Whoopdeedoo. Changed the format.

JJB: That's not all I did. I added two superstars that weren't doing anything at new Era to that match. Duke McFilthy-

The crowd roars, knowing what Duke did during the First Blood Invitational and the Prince of Hell.

JJB: -and you.

T.H.'s jaw drops and the crowd explodes. Even Meghan's face gets a smile on it.

T.H. Power: Are you sure about this? Phoenix and I INVENTED that cage. I've been in it before. I know what I'll be getting into.

JJB: Oh I'm sure. Let's see how you deal with your disgruntled "employees". I'll choose the order at the Pay Per View. But you better rest up.

T.H. smiles, and he applauds Jesse. Samhain grins back ad bows, then poses for the audience and turns to walk off the stage-

JJB: Before I go? Ref, start the next match!

The ref rings the bell and Meghan slips out of the orderlies loosened grasp, diving into the ring after T.H.. Power barely manages to sidestep her, pushing her into a corner. Megan and T.H. stand face to face in the ring. Power says something inaudible to Megan and she takes offense and immediately slaps him in the face. T.H. rubs his face where she slapped him and just smiles. T.H. takes both hands and grabs her by the throat and tosses her into the closest turnbuckle. He then runs in with an elbow smash and follows it up by whipping her into the opposite turnbuckle.

He then runs in for the Pink Slip, but Megan slides out of the way, and T.H. crashes into the turnbuckle chest first. Megan takes advantage and quickly leaps up and dropkicks T.H. in the already injured back and causes T.H. to fall to his knees. She quickly grabs his arms and pulls them back into a submission while she digs her knee into his back.

Tito: T.H. was assaulted earlier tonight and Megan is targeting that back, which may already have severe damage to it.

Johnny: That's great! Any time T.H. Power is in pain, I'm happy!

Megan manages to hold it in for a few moments, but T.H. eventually powers out of it with his arm strength. Megan runs into the ropes and jumps up with a crossbody, leaving T.H. on his back. Megan hops up and heads to the top rope. T.H. takes a long time to get to his feet and he has his back to Megan, who jumps off with a missile dropkick, right in his back which must have a bullseye on it. Megan starts stomping away at his back as T.H. is obviously in some pain. Megan runs into the ropes and leaps off with a lionsault right across the back of T.H. She rolls over T.H., which is a task for her by the way, and covers with a lateral press.


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Megan stalks T.H., trying to stay behind him, as he sluggishly gets to his feet. Megan catches him with a back rake then quickly locks in a Dragon Sleeper. T.H. struggles to find a way out of the move, but the ropes are nowhere near him, and he has no leverage to counter or escape. He struggles for a moment but refuses to give in as Megan tries to apply more pressure. Finally she gives up and hits a reverse ddt. T.H. rolls over after the move, agonizing in pain. Megan climbs the ropes and leaps off with a diving headbutt, and aims for her favorite target, TH's back, and she nails it. She rolls him over and makes the cover.


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Megan stays on the offense with a couple of stomps before she heads up top. She leaps off for a moonsault...

T.H. Rolls out of the way!

Megan bounces off the mat as TH continues to lay on the mat, as he's too beaten up to capitalize on the miss. The ref starts the ten count.


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T.H. reaches up and grabs the ropes and starts to pull himself up as Megan gets to her feet. She takes notice of Power and immediately starts stomping away at T.H.'s back. She helps him to his feet and whips him towards the ropes, but Power is just too strong, and sends her into the ropes. Power tries a weak clothesline, but Megan ducks it. Power turns around as she comes off the ropes, and she catches him with a running DDT. A cover.


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Shoulder up.

Megan gets in the ref's face as she thought it was a three count, which gives a little bit of time for Power to struggle to his feet. Megan turns her attention back to Power, and she gets nailed with a right hand, and a left hand, another right, leaving her in a daze.

T.H. whirls the hands, grabs his crotch, pumps and hits a bionic elbow, knocking Megan to the mat. T.H. picks her up and sets her up for a powerbomb. He lifts her into the air, but she punches away at his head, and drops him with a leg scissors takedown. She keeps the hold on and starts squeezing for a submission. T.H. struggles for a minute but manages to get a foot on the ropes to break the hold.

Megan is begining to get frustrated and starts kicking away at Power in anger. She grabs at his hair and pulls and tugs, trying to get the large man to his feet. Power rises to ease the pain of the tugging. She whips him towards the turnbuckle, but again, T.H. over POWER's her and sends her into the turnbuckle.

Power takes a second to regain his composure as he clutches his back with his left hand. He runs in towards Megan, but she catches him with a kick to the face. T.H. stumbles around and she moves in for a school boy.


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NO! T.H. Kicked out with no time to spare!

Tito: Megan nearly pulled off the upset!

Johnny: Nearly isn't cutting it. She needs to kick him in the nuts, hit him with a chair and pin him. Power's a pussy. It'll work.

Tito: Chairs aren't allowed in thi..

Johnny: Don't contradict me, Tito.

Megan seems at a loss at what to do. T.H. is rising to his feet. She runs into the ropes but T.H. catches her with a spinebuster! But again, he's too weakend from all the damage he's taken to take advantage of it. The ref starts the ten count.


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The ref stops counting as both of them are standing. Megan runs in for a clothesline but Power ducks and quickly reaches back, grabbing both of her arms, and easily lifts her light body into the crucifix position.

Johnny: No!!

Tito: Stock Market Crash!

Power nails the move and rolls over her for the pin.


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Tito: It's over! T.H. Power has beaten Megan McFilthy!

Johnny: He beat a woman that doesnt weigh 120 pounds soaking wet. Big deal.

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Pachabel's 'Cannon in D' plays as the scene comes back from the comercial break. Inside the ring sits Johann Carlyle in a plush red chair. He carries a mic in one hand as the crowd boos him. The music dies off and he then begins to speak.

Carlyle: Tonight, on Carlyle's Corner, I have two very importaint guests. Soufly and Tobias Burden, lets bring them out.

"Dizzy" - Orgy starts to play as Tobias and Soulfly make their way out to the ring. They enter and stand on the opposite side of the ring of Carlyle.

Carlyle: Gentlemen, I've called you here for a couple questions. One, why do you really want to feud with The Order? We offered you both a great chance to be something.

Soulfly: Bitch, I'm already something that you'll never be. And that's the best wrestler alive. I spit on your offer.

Tobias: I personally prefer to be associated with people that have something called, "Talent".

Carlyle: How could you say that? Anyways, what about the main event, you're going up against the champion, Phoenix. Any thoughts?

Soulfly: You mean soon-to-be former champion. At New Era I'm taking that title back. Tonight I give him a taste of what's to come. And do you know why Styles is in Section 8?

Tobias: Why's that?

Fly: Every Catholic priest keeps a young boy nearby. It's in the code.

Burden cracks up at this.

Tobias: If he's that creepy, maybe we can finally inform Clench of what hapened to his leg...

Carlyle: Last week you attacked Outer Force and their cousin, Pender, as well as myself.

The crowd cheers at this comment.

Carlyle: You nearly ended their careers here! Lets bring them out....

'Pandemonium' starts to play as Soulfly and Tobias looks on. The brothers come out with bandages on their head and arms. They're followed by Pender, who has very few bandages. They enter the ring and look on at the two men.

Carlyle: You have anything to say to these guys? Burden, Fly?

Fly: Damn... you mean you're still walking, you're still fucking breathing? I guess we need to finish the job.

Fly and Burden step in the direction of the three. But, it's a trap. Ghalleon and Salazar slide into the ring from behind and immediatelly attack the two from behind. And once again, it's a big beatdown, as the "injured" trio take a part in the assault. Ghalleon starts directing traffic and Caryle gets out of the ring and grabs a chair.

Tito: It was a setup!

"Ridin (Dirty)" By Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone plays. The Order stops what they're doing and look at each other in confusion.

"They see me rolling, they hating, patrolling and trying to catch me riding dirty"



At that instance the crowd goes wild as the Cannabis Cart comes out, and behind the wheel is D-matic!

Tito: It's D-matic! He's back!

Johnny: Who cares?

D drives the cart down the ramp. Carlyle is standing at the bottom of it and is shouting at D-matic, but quickly turns and runs to his right and D-matic gives chase! Around the ring Caryle runs with D-Matic speeding up trying to run him over. When Carlyle returns to the ramp, he get's smart, and slides in the ring. D-matic parks the cart and steps out. He looks at the ring, where every member of the order is staring dead at him, daring him to get in the ring. D-Matic steps around to the back of the cart, and pulls a 9 iron out of the golf bag. He walks up to ringside and steps on the apron, the Order members taunting him even harder.

Tito: Fly and Burden are getting to their feet, and no one in The Order is paying them any attention.

At that moment Alice Allure hops out of the crowd with a pair of baseball bats. She slides them into the ring to Fly and Burden, She grabs a chair and climbs up to the top rope. Fly and Burden pick up the bats and take positon. They nod at D, as does Alice. D-matic steps under the top rope. Alice tosses the chair in the air and goes airborne as Fly and Burden swing. Pender gets the chair missile dropkicked into the back of his head. Outer force get conked in the back of the head with the bats. Caryle runs at D-matic who swings, connects with his chest.

D-matic then tosses Caryle over the rope behind him, and stares dead at Ghalleon and Salazar, who have no clue that Crim and Saphron are getting bashed with the bats, and Penders getting smashed with the chair from Alice. The three stop their attack and turn towards Ghalleon and Salazar, who are begging D on. D laughs and drops the club and leans agaisnt the ropes. Sal and G then know something is wrong. They slowly turn their heads and see Fly and Tobias behind them. Fly taps the end of the bat against the mat as if to say Batter up. Tobias points the end of his bat at Salazar, then at the rafters, as if saying Home Run. Alice unfolds her chair and takes a seat.

Johnny: The Order's just in time for baseball season.

Ghalleon and Salazar look at each other, then they split, immediatly getting out of the ring, on opposite sides as Fly and Burden run after them. Ghalleon and Salazar narrowly escape the wood. Fly and Burden start shouting at the two, who regroup on the ramp and start shouting back at Fly and Burden. And that was enough. Fly steps over the top rope, and Burden slides out the bottom. Salazar and Ghalleon immediatelly high tail it through the crowd, and Fly and Burden jump the barricades and chase after them.

Johnny: These two sides really hate each other right now don't they.

Tito: And then some. Even better, they have to come back out shortly for the main event. But first, T.H. Power is waiting backstage to make the first announcement regarding MegaBowl V.

The KhaosTron main screen shows T.H. Power standing with "Hoops" Jackson. He's tidied up since he was attacked and his match with Meghan.

Hoops: Mr. Power, everyone in the arena needs to know. Who attacked you before?

T.H. frowns, adjusting his Oakleys, but shakes off the feeling and puts his wide smile back on.

T.H. Power: I'm afraid that's an internal problem, and not something I want to discuss right now.

Hoops: Oh. Uhm, well, could you tell us about MegaBowl V then?

T.H. Power: Now THAT we can talk about.

T.H. appropriates the mic from Hoops and shoves him out of the frame.

T.H. Power: MegaBowl V, the fifth TKOW supercard, is well on it's way. Just two months down the road. And it's time we start getting cracking on this event. The simple stuff I can tell you now. MegaBowl V will be held in an outdoor arena, at Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas!

Tito: That explains the note I recieved about the theme for MegeBowl V being INXS' "Pretty Vegas"!

T.H. Power: The big announcement, though, is the first official match scheduled for MegaBowl V. In the grand style of HPWA, we will present the first real Invitational. Forget that Holiday Hell crapshoot. This is going to be the big one. As always, HPWA Invitationals need to have a stipulation. And what I've decided is that this is going to be a Random Team Submission Elimination Invitational.

Johnny: Try to say that three times fast. Or even once slowly.!

T.H. Power: Everyone who signs up for the Invitational will be placed in Random team the night of the event. It may be tag teams, six-man, even survivor teams if I get bored enough. And your fate will be in the hands of your team. As soon as one team member submits, that team is eliminated from the match. Once the field is whittled down to the last team, the members of that team will face off to determine the first HPWA King of Submissions.

Hoops: *from off-camera* But this is MegaBowl, a TKOW event!

T.H. Power: Yes but the Invitational invites all comers. The winner could be from SWAT, UWA, Hardkore, or someone that retired!

Hoops: *still off-camera* Oh I get it. So like UCW, FTWO, WRW-

T.H. Power: No no Hoops! No one from THOSE feds could win. *addressing the camera again* So there you have it. The King of Submissions Invitational. Be there!

Johnny: That could be some fun. Maybe I'll sign up.

Tito: Please do. Folks, the ring is cleared, the announcements are made. It's time for the main event!


The lights die out as smoke starts to pour out from the backstage, through the entrance way and to the ramp. On the Khaostron, lighting flashes three times and then it hits the ground, the screen goes white and then starts to flicker some. It then flickers to fuzz on the screen.

Then as this happens, Ghalleon starts to rise up through the entrance way as Salazar comes out from the back. The duo stands at the top of the entrance ramp as spotlights start to come on and flash about the place.



Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS, GHALLEON AND SALAZAR TYRENUS, THE ORRRRRRDERRRRR~!!

Back on the Khaostron, the scene switches to matches from the members of The Order. In the ring, a white light beams down on the ring as the members start to enter it. After a few seconds, the lights come back to normal.



Tito: Both members of The Order looking psyched for this matchup.

Johnny: Bull. Both members of The Order are SCARED.


The opening chords of 'Black and White' cue off as Tobias steps on to the stage, there's no playing to the crowd, instead he just starts his way down the ramp avoiding and ignoring any fans reaching over for a high five or attempting to verbally harass him.


Yuri Testkov: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE POUNDS, FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, TOBIAS BUUUUURRRRDEEEEEENNN!!!


He hops up on the apron and turns to face back to the ramp momentarily as though paranoid that someone will be there, then he steps in between the ropes and retreats to his corner, waiting for the starting bell to begin.



The old familiar beat of "I got Five On It" from The Luniz plays across the arena, bringing the fans to their feet as the lights dim.


Yuri Testkov: AND NOW, COMING TO THE RING...


Green strobe lights begin spinning around the arena before two green spotlights focus up on the ramp, where Fly drives the infamous tricked out golf cart out from the back, and riding shotgun, the other half of THC, D-matic.


Yuri Testkov: ...ONE HALF OF THC, FORMER TKOW TAG CHAMPIONS, AND FORMER TKOW CHAMPION...


Fly drives the cart down the ramp and circles the ring once before parking it behind what will be Fly's corner. The spotlights split apart, one on Fly, one on D-matic, as the two exit the cart. Fly slides in the ring and heads across the ring as D-Matic climbs the steps onto the apron.


Yuri Testkov: ...SOOOOOOUUUUULLLLFFFFLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


Fly climbs the turnbuckle and poses with the arms outstretched. D-Matic stays on the apron, grooving to the beat with a fist pounding in the air and the platnium bong in the other. Fly pulls out a joint and lights it as D-matic takes a hit of the bong. The spotlights and strobe lights stop as the main lights come on. Fly hops down from the turnbuckle, puffing away on the joint as he makes his way back over to D-Matic, to whom he gives a pound. Fly slaps hands with Tobias and continues moving around the ring, grooving to the music, smoking on his joint. D-matic hops off the apron and immediately starts embracing the fans at ringside, handing out dap to all, and even a bong hit to one lucky female fan.



Out of nowhere, lightning crashes into the KhaosTron, causing the screen to spark and smoke. The screen lights up with an aerial shot of a decimated city covered in a light fog. Strange music hits the speakers as the camera flies down and through the streets.

The angle moves from side to side as certain buildings flash silhouettes of familiar grapplers. Within seconds the angle speeds towards the HPWA arena, shrouded in darkness. A silhouette of an '8' slams into the side of the building and light rains down, filtering away the darkness. The rest of the scene fades out as only the following is left...

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The music finally continues on becoming 'Meaning of Life' by Disturbed. T.H. Power comes out of the curtains in his normal suit, sunglasses, briefcase, and sporting a black shirt with a purple '8' on it. Phoenix walks out right behind him, in full gear, mask, Rosary, and "Fiery" Championship, hyping up the crowd. Kid Styles follows Phoenix, wearing a black '8' t-shirt.


Yuri Testkov: AND FINALLY, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN POUNDS, PHOENIX AND KID STYLES, SECTION EIGHT~!!


Phoenix takes off his coat and hands it to T.H.. Kid takes off the '8' shirt and does the same, then both members of Section 8 run and slide into the ring, causing the other four participants to scatter. Kid pokes at Phoenix and does a little pose, but Phoenix shakes his head. Kid pokes him some more, seemingly pleading with the bigger man, and finally, Phoenix shakes his head yes. With a big smile on his face, Kid waves to the crowd and leans to one side in a wide legged stance, low to the ground (Shawn Michaels) and Phoenix stands behind him, adjusting the glove on his right hand (Diesel), then taking off the TKOW Title belt. Kid crosses his arms in an 'X' under him, then pulls them both up into a muscle pose as Phoenix yells, raising his right arm with title belt, and all four ringposts explode in fire.



Tito: The other four men slowly get back into the ring.

Phoenix and Kid stand back to back, Kid facing The Order and Phoenix facing Soulfly and Tobias. Soulfly mouths off to Phoenix and Ghalleon. Burden and Salazar stare one another down across the ring.

Tito: Looks like it's going to be a wild one here.

Johnny: Hell yeah! I'm going to enjoy this...

Referee John Valery attempts to get things in order, but has a difficult time as Burden, Phoenix, Fly, Ghalleon and Salazar all enter the ring and get in each others faces. Ghalleon and Salazar both go after Phoenix but Fly and Burden intercept them. Fly mouths off to The Order.

Tito: Did Soulfly just tell The Order that he gets first shot at the Champ?

Fly turns and starts to attack Phoenix, only he isn't there anymore. The TKOW Champion has moved back into his corner and is watching the other teams, pointing out and saying something to Kid. Fly goes toward him but Burden suddenly lays into Salazar with knife edge chops and punches and Valery orders the rest of the participants out, with them protesting all the way.

Johnny: It's about damn time they got this started!

Salazar retaliates with normal punches. Tobias arm drag's Salazar and locks in a camel clutch. Ghalleon enters and drop kicks Burden and rolls back out under the ropes with the ref getting after him. Salazar pulls Burden up and belly-to-back suplexes him. He pulls Burden up again and whips him into the ropes near Section 8's corner but Burden hooks his arms in the ropes and stops his momentum. He taunts Salazar. Salazar moves toward him but Kid tags himself in, climbs the ropes and launches off, bulldogging Salazar. Salazar sits up, shaking his head, and jumps to his feet and double powerbombs Kid yet doesn't pin him. Instead he throws him back into his turnbuckle and motions for Phoenix to tag in.

Tito: Looks like Salazar wants some time with the Champ.

Johnny: He got his time last Mass Khaos.

Salazar gets pissed when Phoenix just stands and looks at him. Kid sidles out of the way as Phoenix taunts Salazar from the apron. Salazar goes after Phoenix allowing Kid to climb the ropes and hit him with a 180 hurricanrana.

Tito: Salazar is too focused on Phoenix and not the match itself.

Johnny: He was cheated!

Ghalleon yells at Salazar from their corner but is ignored as Salazar stands and Lou Thesz presses Kid, afterwards throwing him straight into Phoenix! Phoenix grabs the top rope to keep from going off the apron as Kid tumbles off him onto it. Phoenix shakes his head and tags in from Styles, stepping through the ropes. Salazar grins and goes after him. Fly tries to go through the ropes after the two but the ref makes him stay out. Fly jumps off the apron and circles the ring, the ref attempting to keep an eye on him as he watches Salazar attack Phoenix with punches. Phoenix takes the first couple, letting Salazar drive him back a step or two, then catches Salazar's right and hits him with the P-X Stunner. The crowd pops and Phoenix pulls Salazar up and into a scoop slam piledriver.

On the outside, Burden gets the ref?s attention and Fly rolls in the ring behind Phoenix and Salazar as they get to their feet. He spears Phoenix from behind, driving him into Salazar and taking both down. Fly grabs one of Phoenix?s leg and does a lifting knee drop on it twice before Phoenix manages to kick him away.

Johnny: Thataway Fly!!

The ref turns his attention back to the ring just as Soulfly slips out onto the floor. He knows Fly has done something but can?t can't do anything but warn him away since he didn't see anything. Salazar takes the opportunity to nail Phoenix with a Northern Lights Suplex, which Phoenix follows with an X DDT.

On the outside, Kid has neared Fly and baseball slides his feet out from under him, taking the big man down. He tries a crossface chicken wing but Soulfly powers out of it before he can lock it in. Fly gets to his feet and pulls Kid up into a chokeslam on the floor. He steps over the barrier and pulls a chair out from under a fan and closes it, going after Kid, who is now sitting up. Kid scrambles around the ring chased by Fly. The ref catches sight of them and steps out on the apron to warn Soulfly.

Tito: Soulfly got away with it but the ref knows something?s up!

Back in the ring Phoenix pulls Salazar up and whips him into the turnbuckle next to Burden, who wastes no time, seeing the ref is distracted, and steps in the ring, catching Salazar with an arm breaker, stepping back through the ropes and locking in a rear naked choke until he sees the ref turning back.

Seeing Salazar in his corner, Fly makes a beeline for it, tossing D-matic his chair, and tags himself in and climbs into the ring. D-matic takes another hit from his bong after catching the chair and gives Kid Styles a warning glare. Kid makes a face at D and turns his attention back to the ring. Fly tosses Salazar over the ropes to Burden and heads straight for Phoenix, spearing him again and driving him back and down to the mat. He goes for a double powerbomb and attempts to lock in the Tree of Pain but Phoenix manages to kick him off, nailing one kick in the Ganja God?s face.

Tito: That one had to hurt...

On the outside Burden and Salazar are having it out, alternating punches, with Burden getting the upper hand. Burden DDTs Salazar onto the security barrier. As Salazar stands up, Burden goes for a second but Salazar spins around and drop toe holds Burden into the barrier face first. He pulls him up and slams him back down again. Ghalleon arrives and they pull up Burden. Ghalleon scoop slams him, Salazar following it immediately and connecting with a shooting star press, having climbed back on the apron as Ghalleon performed the scoop slam. As Burden and Salazar lay on the floor, D-matic slips up and nails Ghalleon upside the head with a chair shot.

Johnny: D-matic helping out his partner?s partner, although I could understand wanting to knock out Ghalleon. The man is a moron!

Tito: *under his breath* I wish he'd take you out with that chair...

Johnny: What was that?

Tito: I said I think the ref caught D using the chair...

The ref turns to the outside and, seeing what?s going on, orders them to break it up under threat of DQ. D-matic stands with the chair ready until until The Order moves back to their corner, Salazar wiping his face free of blood.. D drops the chair next to a now busted open Burden, who is pulling himself up at the apron in his corner, and heads back to the golf cart after enticing a female fan to join him.

Back in the ring Phoenix has regained his feet and hits Fly with the Xing Buster. Fly retaliates with a snap suplex, following with a spinebuster. He rolls Phoenix over and locks in a figure-four leglock, but they?re so close to the ropes Phoenix grabs the bottom one as Fly starts to pull back and cinch it in. The ref turns but Fly is blocking his view and Valery doesn?t stop the hold. Kid gets Valery?s attention, telling him where to look, and Valery orders Fly to release, but the Ganja God holds for the four count before doing so.

Tito: And Phoenix manages to get out of a painful submission with the help of your son.

Johnny: How many times do I have to tell you that brat is no kid of mine?! He should?ve kept his mouth shut. Phoenix deserves what Fly is going to do to him.

Before Phoenix can regain his feet, Soulfly attempts to pull him from the ropes, only Phoenix wraps his arm in the second rope and holds tight. The ref sees him tag out to Styles, but Fly doesn?t. Fly starts stomping Phoenix?s legs and knees. Kid moves away and slips into the ring behind Fly and runs toward Phoenix. Burden calls out but it?s too late as Phoenix releases the ropes and drops to the mat. Kid does a 619 into a dropkick, hitting Fly hard in the gut, causing him to stagger to the middle of the ring. Kid gets up and goes for a hurricanrana but Fly slips out of it and goes for a powerbomb, only Kid counters it by flipping over Fly?s shoulders when he reaches the apex and slips behind the big man, schoolboying him. He grabs Fly?s legs as he falls and leans back over Fly for the pin! The crowd pops loudly.

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Fly kicks out forcibly, throwing Kid clear across the ring into the ropes and near The Order?s corner, where Ghalleon tags himself in.

Tito: So close!! Section 8 almost had the match won! But now it looks like Ghalleon will finally have his time in the ring!

Ghalleon approaches Soulfly and immediately goes for the Ragnarok but Fly steps back, avoiding it. He grabs Ghalleon and hits him with a vertical suplex, immediately following it up with a tombstone piledriver. Ghalleon gets to his feet and retaliates with a dropkick and a dragon suplex.

On the outside Kid is attacked by Salazar, who double underhook suplexes him. Kid gets up and bulldogs Salazar and follows it with a DDT before backing away while Salazar is still on the floor. Kid returns to his corner, Salazar tailing him. Out of crowd near The Order?s corner, Pender appears. The ref sees Salazar chasing Kid and turns to warn him off.

In the ring Fly hits Ghalleon with a stalling brainbuster DDT. Pender takes advantage of the distraction and slips into the ring behind Fly, and hits him with a headscissors takedown. Ghalleon elbow drops on Fly and Pender stomps him a few times before Burden enters the ring, coming after him. D-matic sees the interference, apologizes to the female fan in the cart with him and heads round the apron as Pender flees the ring... only Aello shows up as Pender rolls out. She sidesteps to block every attempt of his to escape. She grins as D-matic shows up and hits Pender with D-Molish.

Tito: And D-matic just nailed Pender for his attack on Fly with the help of Aello? Who?d have ever thought?

D-matic gives Aello a once over look, inviting her back to the cart, but she declines and walks back into the crowd. D shrugs and moves back around the apron to the cart. Pender scrambles to his feet and chases after Aello, who disappears in the crowd.

In the ring Fly fights back with punches as he climbs to his feet and rock bottoms Ghalleon into an armbar. After that he whips Ghalleon back to his own corner. The ref orders Burden back out, and seeing he?s not needed, he steps out. Salazar, having just reached his corner again, tags himself in, with Ghalleon protesting. Salazar immediately runs at Fly, attacking him with punches and driving him toward Section 8?s corner, demanding Phoenix tag in. Fly has enough and double powerbombs Salazar, afterwards locking in the Tree of Pain. However, Ghalleon slips in and hits Fly with Ragnarok, breaking the hold.

Johnny: I need to teach Ghalleon how to do that right. He?s sloppy!

The ref orders Ghalleon out, but the Advanced Human takes his time allowing time for Salazar to regain his feet. He totally ignores Fly and once again heads for Phoenix. Fly trips him up and whips him into his and Burden?s turnbuckle. Burden steps in pulls him down to the bottom rope and he and Fly double choke him. The ref turns and finally sees and starts the count. Ghalleon runs to help Salazar and D sees him and heads for the corner as well. Ghalleon dives at Burden, and takes him down, rolling out onto the apron. They exchange punches as D approaches. As D draws back to hit Ghalleon with his bong, Ghalleon sees and quickly rolls off the apron, pulling Burden up and D hits Tobias with the bong instead.

Fly pulls up Salazar and throws him in Section 8?s corner. Phoenix tags in and whips Salazar back to his own corner and moves to Fly. The two tangle up. Phoenix manages to get the upper hand and hits Fly with the side effect. Fly gets up and sees the ref is forcing Salazar out, he low blows Phoenix twice and elbows him in the back of the head as he doubles over. Having gotten Salazar out, the ref turns back in time to see Fly going for Da Remix with the Phoenix Driver. Fly goes for the pin.

Tito: Holy Shit! Fly?s pinning Phoenix!


One...




Johnny: HALLELUJAH!


Two-




Ghalleon breaks the pin and Fly gets pissed.

Johnny: DAMN IT!

He gets up and moves to his corner, tags out to Burden and spears Ghalleon, afterward pulling him out and tossing him over the ropes toward D-matic.

Tito: It looks like things are about to break wide open here...

Burden steps in and rushes toward Phoenix, who has just regained his feet. Burden hits Phoenix with a roaring elbow, following with some European uppercuts. Phoenix won?t have any of it, sides steps and nails Burden with a scoopslam piledriver.

On the outside D-matic picks Ghalleon up into a military press, drops him, Fly leaps off the apron and catches Ghalleon with a falling neckbreaker.

Johnny: Seasons in the Abyss! Now THAT?s what I like to see! Go Soulfly!

Burden regains his feet finally and dropkicks Phoenix?s leg, dropping him to a knee. He runs at Phoenix for a yakuza kick but Phoenix ducks and stands, flapjacking Burden.

On the outside Ghalleon is pulled up by Fly who starts brawling with him.

Phoenix picks up Burden, who begins wailing away at him. Salazar enters the ring and spears them both down.

Tito: I was right. All hell is breaking loose!

As Salazar gets to his feet to go after Phoenix, Kid nails him with the West Coast Pop. T.H. has finally seen enough, running around to where D-Matic is, and cracks him one with his briefcase. Ghalleon and Soulfly, continue to fight towards the stage area as Burden grabs Kid and throws him out through the ropes. As he turns back towards Phoenix, Salazar tags himself in, having crawled under the bottom rope. Tobias gets wideeyed and swings wildly at Salazar, but The Forsaken One ducks and grabs Tobias by the head, dropping off the apron and guillotining him on the top rope.

Johnny: This is FAN-tastic!

Tito: Phoenix and Salazar are legal, but Tobias staggers into Phoenix and takes a STUNNER! PX-STUNNER!

Tobias rolls to Section 8's corner, and a recovering Kid gets a little smile.

Johnny: And what's going on up there?

The KhaosTron's main screen shows the action in the ring, but the other screens are also active. One shows Kid lining up Tobias, one shows T.H. sitting in teh THC golf cart over D-Matic, and another shows the announce team. But the final screen shows Ghalleon and Soulfly, who are brawling on the stage.

Tito: Looks like those two are really working on a good hard grudge.

Johnny: With Soulfly, you never really have to WORK for a grudge.

Tito: I just hope they don't do anything stupid.

Johnny: Really? I'm hoping they do.

Soulfly rams Ghalleon face first into the stage wall, but Ghalleon fights him off and returns the favor. Soulfly uncerimoniously shoves him towards the edge of the stage, then throws a big boot at his Advanced face.

Kid Styles pulls Tobias slightly over the edge of the ring, climbs to the top rope, and jumps off, out of the ring, dropping a nasty leg on Tobias' throat!!

In the ring, Salazar knees Phoenix in the gut and sets him up for the Bliss In Abyss, but Phoenix kicks off his shoulders!

Ghalleon avoids the boot and kicks a field goal, then grabs Soulfly and hits the Aftershock off the stage, crashing into the equipment below!

Tito: No!

Johnny: Yes!

Crowd: You know...

Tito: Ghalleon just sacrificed his body to hurt Soulfly! Both those men are broken! You gotta believe that!

Johnny: Got my monies worth.

Kid, noticing that Ghalleon is missing, walks towards the commotion off the stage. In the ring, Phoenix gets Salazar up for the Phoenix Driver, but Salazar kicks off of Phoenix's shoulders.

Tito: Neither man can get their opponent into the right positioning, and it's critical now, as two men are definetely out of this match, and a third seems to be walking away!

Johnny: I've always told you about him...

Salazar axehandles Phoenix in the back, and keeps it up, clubbing away, all the way to the ropes near a recovering Tobias. He whips Phoenix, but Phoenix reverses, sending Salazar flying across the ring. As Salazar returns, Phoenix explodes, crushing him with a Xing Buster! As he hops to his feet, he roars and steps back towards the ropes, and Tobias tags himself in!

Tito: Phoenix is just smiling and he walks past Salazar, looking up at the wreck that was Ghalleon and Soulfly! What's he doing?!

Johnny: That was his corner! He must think Kid tagged him!

Tobias gets to the top rope and nails a shaky Cannonball Senton on Salazar, and quickly pins him.


One...




Phoenix leans on the ropes, curiously watching the EMT's work on Ghalleon and Soulfly. He says something, inaudible, but T.H. hears him and looks back at the ring.


Two...




T.H. yells at the same time Phoenix looks up at the KhaosTron and sees Tobias on Salazar! He turns-


Three!!





-too late! The ref calls for the bell and grabs Tobias' arm!


Tito: Tobias and Soulfly won!

Johnny: Perfectly executed Tito! A plan if I ever saw one!

Tito: I think it was just dumb luck.

Yuri Testkov: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL, SOULFLY AND TOBIAS BURDEN~!

Tito: Phoenix can't believe it.

Johnny: Kid's coming back down to the ring, and T.H. hits him! What the heck is this?

T.H. starts wailing away on Kid, and Phoenix dives out of the ring to break the two of them apart as Tobias starts laughing in the ring. Phoenix shoves Kid away, yelling at him to move up the ramp, as he holds Power and yells at HIM for attacking Kid, while Salazar rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.

Johnny: Sounds like T.H. is accusing Kid of abandoning Phoenix during the match. He has a point!

Tito: That's not all he's saying.

The audio isn't picking up well, but we can make out "thought it was you I saw" and "couldn't believe it till now" out of Power.

Tito: What was that? I can't quite make it-

In the ring, though, Salazar crowns Tobias with the chair, dropping him to his hands and knees. He wails away, smashing the steel into Tobias' back over and over again.

Tito: Salazar taking advantage of the chaos to try and disable Tobias before New Era!

Salazar pulls Tobias up, spitting in his face and slapping him, then executes Bliss In Abyss, smashing Tobias' head into the steel chair below! He kneels over Tobias, breathing heavily, staring at him.

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