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(Show opens with a great flashback segment of the past years events in TKOW! Fade in Tito, Vega, and Bill sitting in front of a flashing background that reads, ?Happy Birthday TKOW!? live at TKOW! HeadQuarters.)

Tito: Hello everyone and welcome to a very special event. TKOW! Forever! We have been going strong for a year now, and I see many more great years to come. Tonight is a special night. Vega, can you please explain tonight?s events.

Vega: Thanks Tito. This whole week we have been putting on and recording special matches, ?fantasy matches? if you will. Your favorite TKOW! MegaStars vs. a lot of the top name wrestlers in other organizations. We thank the heads of these other companies for allowing their stars to help out in this benefit. For more on this lets go to Bill.

Bill: Well it?s simple. All proceeds from this PPV will be split up and go to all the participating wrestlers favorite charities, and I mean all the money. We don?t even get paid for this!

Tito: But we honored to do our parts. We at TKOW! want to thank all our fans for a great year. So sit back and relax, grab some popcorn and call yo momma! We have some of the greatest wrestling match ups in the history of sports entertainment! We will see you back here at TKOW! HeadQuarters live after the show tonight. So enjoy!
(Joey Styles) Hello everyone and welcome to the 2 out of 3 falls pinfalls count anywhere Hell in a Cell match between the Innovator of Violence Tommy Dreamer and TKOW megastar Joshua "Clench" Crombie!!

(Ring Announcer) This match is the 2 out of 3 falls pinfalls anywhere Hell in a Cell match.

"Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains hits...

(Announcer) Introducing first
From Yonkers New York weighing in at 249 pounds
and being accompanied to the ring by the Queen of Extreme Francine the Innovator of Violence Tommy Dreamer!

The lights dim out as white and navy blue pyro erupt from the Khaostron and the Cell as DJ Hahn hits the syntesisers as Linkin Park begins their live performance of "Somewhere I belong"

(Announcer) From West Warwick Rhode Island and weighing in at 254 pounds
and being accompanied to the ring by Team Punishment member
L-Dawg here is the former 1/3rd TKOW six man tag champion
Clench!!!

Clench runs to ringside and enters the cell then smashes Tommy in the back with a double axe handle!

(Joel Gertner) Well well well it seems Clench has come to fight!!!

Clench picks up Tommy and gives him a double arm suplex then hits a high kneedrop to Tommy's forehead.
Clench climbs the top rope and tries a forearm shot but Dreamer puts his foot up and Clench hits the boot face first!
Dreamer gets up and picks up Clench and hits the Dreamer Driver then picks Clench back up and hits a Tommyhawk Stunner then another Dreamer Driver for the 1................2...............3......!
Dreamer wins the first fall!!!

Tommy gets a chair and gives Clench a Dreamer Driver on the chair and Tommy goes for the pin 1.............2...........................
out of nowhere L-Dawg jumps off of the top rope and legdrops the ref in the back of the head to break up the count.



(Joey) Folks I think we just seen the end of Clench's career because he is shaken profusely!
Someone get the damn EMTs cause this one has gone way too far!!!!

The EMTS rush to ringside to tend to Clench then they take him out to a waiting ambulance.

(Joel) Well you just hate to see such a young up and coming superstar like Clench be taken out like this!!

L-Dawg runs after Tommy into the back when all of a sudden an ambulance hits Tommy then L-Dawg picks up Tommy and throws him into the back of the ambulance

(Joey) What the fuck just happened!!!!!

(Joel) Joey I don't think this match is over just yet!!

All of sudden the ambulance drives down to ringside and Dreamer goes flying out of the back of the ambulance as Clench jumps out!
The ref opens up the door to the cell and Clench with dreamer on his back walks into the cell and Clench drops Dreamer then jumps on the ring apron and does a flying body splash onto Dreamer for the 1.....................2.......................3..................!
Clench is demanding the mic.......

(Clench) You want some violence!
You want some fucking violence then i will give it to you god damn it!!!

(Joel) This is a side of Clench TKOW has never seen before!!!! Joey the last time I seen someone this explosive was 911 nearly 8 years ago in ECW!!!

(Joey) Joel I guess Clench has seen enough of the bullshit so he decided to take matters into his own hands!!!

Clench picks up Tommy and gives him the Slipping Away then picks him up for another Slipping Away and another and another.

(Joey) OK security we need to put a stop to this match!!

Security guards rush the ring but before they enter Clench climbs up the outside of the cell with bolt cutters then proceeds to cut out a whole section of the cell roof!!

All of a sudden the lights dim in the arena as the words...
..Devestation Thrillaz appears on the Khaostron!

(Joey) OH MY GOD!!!!! It..........can't............be Joel!

(Joel) Joey yes it is! Look it's Legacy, Clenchs old tag partner from UWA!!!

Legacy runs down to ringside and Clotheslines a security guard then looks up at Clench.
A security grabs Legacy but Legacy Mule kick low blows the guard and places him on top of the announcers table then gives Clench an evil smile then Clench smiles back sadisticly.

(Joel) Holy shit Joey we need to move away from this table cause I think Clench has some "Devilish Intentions"!!

Joel and Joey take off their headsets as Clench screams at the top of his lungs Team Punishment!
All of a sudden Bull Baker climbs up the cell and runs at Clench but Clench ducks down and back body drops Bull right off of the cell and right onto the security guardon the table making the table explode upon impact!
Legacy runs into the Cell and picks up Tommy and gives him a spike piledriver


(Joel) NO don't tell me Clench is gonna jump off the cell into the ring and land on Dreamer in the middle of the ring!!!

Clench jumps off the cell into the ring onto Dreamer with a body splash and the ref with the count 1........2..........3...........!

(Announcer) the winner of this bout... Clench!!!

Clench tears off his Houston Rockets jersey jumps on the top rope beating his Chest then jumps off the roppes and lands on dreamer with a moonsault.
The fans start chanting Holy shit as Clench picks up Dreamer but out of now where dreamer kicks Clench in the nuts the picks him up for a sitout powerbomb and he slams him but the both of them go right through the ring!

Holy shit! Tommy just powerbombed himself and Clench straight to hell!!!

EMTS go and tend to Dreamer and Clench but only Dreamer is in the hole in the ring then all of a sudden the lights go out and when they turn back on "Somewhere I Belong" Blares out in the arena as a shadowy figure is seen on top of the Khaostron.
The shadowy figure is Clench

(Clench) TKOW I told you all that if crossed I could be the most evil sadistic person this company has ever seen!I called up Tommy and asked him if he wanted to do this match and he agreed but I never expected to get messed up this bad and almost get carted out by an ambulance.

Dreamer you see I made sure that in case you pull some shit i would be prepaired so i called my good friend Legacy and asked him if he could help me out if I needed him.

TKOW this is a sign of things to come so be ready and i hope all you fuckers are insured.

Nathan Melvin tell your tag partners that Team Punishment will be coming for dem belts soon so polish them bad boys up and get ready for the ass whipping of a life time!!

(Joey) On behalf of myself and Joel Gertner have a great night folks and good night TKOW it was a pleasure to call this match for you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L-Dawg w/ Jezebel vs Sabu
BARBED WIRE MATCH

The sound of a motorcycle engine revving up as Rollin' starts playing L-Dawg with the cycle w/ a side car comes ripping down the ramp with Jezebel in the side car

Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen making his way to the ring accompanied to the ring by the XCW Womens champion Jezebel he is the XCW Heavyweight champion weighing in at 245 lbs. he is the Innovator of Insanity and the World Deathmatch King he is LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-DAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGG!!!!!

Sabu's music comes on as he runs and slides into the ring

RA:His opponent weighing in at 235 he is the suicidal genocidial homicidal SSSAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

The bell rings as both men circle each other.LDAWG trys for a heel pick but misses.He doesnt with the double leg takedown.LD straddles sabu and starts punching him in the head like a UFC match.Sabu pushes LDawg off Both men spring up LDawg whips Sabu but Sabu puts on the brakes and avoids the wire.OH MY!!!LD with a sitdown dropkick knocking Sabu in the wire chest first!Jezebel slides in a chair to her Fiance he picks it up and whacks Sabu in the back sandwhiching him between the barbedwire and the chair.LD whips Sabu into the other side and lands in the wire where Jezebel cracks her skateboard almost in half across Sabu's back!LD slides out and sets up a table.Then rolls back in grabing Sabu he sets him up for a running powerbomb.Sabu counters with a hurancanrana LD crashes through the table Sabu is tangled up in the ropes!Jezebel rushs around to check on her man.WAIT A MINUTE CLENCH IS HERE!What does he want he whacks Sabu across the back with a chair who is still tangled up in the wire then drops LDawg with a brainbuster DDT!!Jezebel watch out for her OH MY!!Jezebel delivers the Japanese Queen Bee Bomb(Northern lights/brainbuster combo)on Clench on the floor!!Some ring techs cut sabu the wire Sabu trying to stand up still wraped in wire.Jezebel helps L-Dawg up and sets up a table at ringside L-Dawg standing at the edge Sabu with a spear both men CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!Wheres JEz going?She sets up a table across the topturnbuckle Ldawg and sabu stumble back into the ring.Jez helps set up Sabu on the table L-Dawg climbs up.OH MY GGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!SUPER BOMB RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!!!!1.....2.....3!!!!!!Thank god its over

RA:Ladies and Gentlemen your winner L-DAWG!!!!!!!!
Jeff Hardy vs. David Rave

The arena goes dark. Suddenly, base starts to pulsate the arena as an all too familiar tune rocks the TKOW! sound system. A lone figure steps onto the stage, doing a rave type dance as he rubs black light paint on his face and upper body. The crowd goes nuts as Jeff Hardy makes his return to the wrestling word. He walks down the ramp and salutes the fans on either side, before he sprints to the ring. He slides under the rope, quickly jumps up and runs to each turnbuckle, saluting the fans with his gun-type hand signal. His music fades as Jeff is handed a mic. He speaks in a strong North Carolina accent.

Jeff: Thank you all so much! It's great to be back in the wrestling ring, where I belong. Now, I know people say I lost my passion, but I'm back. Even if it's just for this one time, I want to opportunity to go out on a high note. I wanted to face an opponent who is just as extreme as I am. That's why I'm here to beat Dave, even if it's a non-title match!

Suddenly, a live feed starts to play on the Khaos Tron. David Rave is seen in his hospital bed as the crowd boo's in disappointment. It appears as though the match isn't going to take place. The camera focuses on Rave as he starts to speak.

Dave: I regret to inform everyone that I'm not able to compete tonight against Jeff Hardy. This is truly a low point in my career as Jeff, your my biggest inspiration and the reason why I got into the great sport of wrestling. It would have been my biggest career high light to be able to set foot in the ring with you, but unfortunately, the doctors didn't clear me to wrestle this week. This is a huge disappointment, and Jeff I apologize. However, I know that you really wanted to wrestle badly tonight, so I arranged for an opponent. Tonight, you will be facing none other than TKOW! jobber, The Machine, in a no DQ, falls count anywhere match! I know it's not much but it?ll have to do for now...

Rave's voice fades as his attention his pulled away from the camera. He looks over at the door of his room and see's Slare standing there with a look of pure evil on his face.

Rave: Slare! What the hell are you doing here?!

Slare: I'm taking back what's mine....

Slare attacks a defenceless Rave. He pulls Rave off the bed and starts to deliver brutal punches to Dave's skull. Dave falls to the floor, his body laying motionless. Slare laughs and picks Rave up. He lays Rave out on a desk that is in the corner of the room. Slare mounts the desk with Rave and delivers his "Gates Of Hell" right through the table! Rave lays on the floor as Slare stands over him laughing. Medics and nurses rush to the scene. Slare looks at the Dragonweight Title, which is lying on the floor and picks it up. He holds the title and stares into the camera.

Slare: And your new, and rightful Dragonweight Champion, Slare!

Slare walks briskly out of the room with the title in hand, as the medics work furiously to re-vive Dave.The Khaos Tron fades to black as the camera returns to the arena. Jeff Hardy looks bewildered and concerned as he stands in the middle of the ring.[/B]

Tito: That's twice that Slare has demolished Rave!

Bill: Ha! We have a new champ!

Vega: No we don't! It wasn't even a match!

Tito: Well, we do have a match right here. Looks like The Machine snuck into the ring. Watch out Jeff!

The Machine tries to get an early advantage by hitting Jeff with a clothes-line from behind as the bell sounds. Jeff hits the mat hard as the Machine celebrates.

Bill: I think it's the first time he's ever got an offensive move in! Kick his ass, Machine!

The Machine picks Jeff up and swings him into the turnbuckle. Jeff hits it with much force as his body slumps. The Machine runs at Jeff and is about to hit another clothes-line, when Jeff moves out of the way. As The Machine stumbles backwards, Jeff delivers a perfect swinging neck breaker. The Machine lays prone on the floor, as Jeff lifts his two legs and signals for a double leg drop. The crowd cheers as Jeff delivers the move.

Bill: Cheater! That was below the belt!

Tito (laughing): It's no DQ, remember? Either way, that'll change your social plans for the evening now won't it?!

Jeff isn't done with The Machine's lower body. He picks up his legs once again and delivers "The Compactor" for a pin. 1, 2, kick out by The Machine. Jeff picks up The Machine and hits a DDT. Jeff poses for the crowd as The Machine rolls out of the ring. The Machine, who is still groggy, manages to get a steel chair and rolls himself back into the ring. Just as Jeff turns around, The Machine nails him with a chair shot to the skull. He places the chair on the mat and choke slams Jeff onto the folded steel chair. He goes for the pin. 1, 2, Jeff kicks out as the crowd marks out.

Vega: He's still got it! Go Jeff!

Bill: Hey, you?re supposed to be un-biased!

Vega (rolling her eyes): Oh, like you are?

The Machine, looking visibly frustrated picks Jeff up and attempts to deliver a punch. Jeff blocks it and starts a flurry of his own punches, all of which land solidly. The Machine manages to whip Jeff into the corner, but Jeff just runs up the turn buckle while keeping his stride and connects with the "Whisper in the Wind" (Running Corckscrew Moonsault). The crowd goes wild. Jeff picks The Machine up and places him in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Jeff attempts a Hurricanrana, but it's blocked and turned into a Power Bomb from the top rope. The move takes the breath out of Jeff as the Machine goes for the pin. 1...2... Kick out by Jeff Hardy. The Machine picks up Jeff and body slams him near the corner of the ring. He then throws Jeff to the outside and follows him. The Machine picks up a chair and attempts to fold it. However, he is having trouble folding the chair as it appears to be stuck. Meanwhile, Jeff gets to his feet. Jeff starts to run and jumps on the barricade which separates the fans from the ring as he keeps his stride. Jeff, continues to run on the barricade as The Machine finally folds the chair up. The Machine turns around, just as Jeff leaps off the barricade, drop kicking the steel chair back into The Machines face. Jeff gets to the ring apron and waits for The Machine to stagger to his feet. Jeff hits a spring board corkscrew moon-sault as the fans go wild.

Tito: Jeff is putting on a wrestling clinic!

Vega: And he looks damn good doing it!

Bill: Oh shut up. I've seen 12 year olds with more muscle mass than that twit.

Vega: You?re just jealous that the last time you got some was, well, never!

Jeff motions for a Swanton Bomb. He's about to climb the top rope when he gets an idea. He exits the ring, and sets up a table on the outside. He grabs The Machine and hits him with a solid chair shot, knocking him out. He places The Machine's body on the table. Jeff then pulls out a ladder from under the ring. The crowd cheers as it appears to be a 20 foot industrial sized ladder. Jeff sets up the ladder in the aisle. He slowly climbs the ladder, savouring the cheers that the crowd are giving him. He stands at the top of the ladder as the crowd is giving Jeff all they've got. Jeff does his patent gun style hand motion and leaps off the ladder, delivering a picturesque Swanton Bomb as a plethora of flash bulbs go off in the arena. Jeff clutches his lower back as chants of "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" echo through the arena. Jeff pins The Machine. 1....2....3!

Tito: Jeff wins! What a sick move!

Vega: That?s the way he wanted to be remembered!

Jeff's music hits has he gets up to a standing ovation. This may be the last time Jeff steps in a ring, so he savours the moment as he poses for the crowd. Jeff makes his way to the back as his music continues to play.
The lights slowly dim in the arena. The crowd waits impatiently for the next match

Tito: Well here we are for another exciting match here at Forever

Vega: The nights been full of great surprises and matches. Can't wait too see what's next.

bill: Well this will be Matthews first debut match here in TKOW. Let's hope he doesn't disappoint.

Tito: Well I don't know about you, but i'd like to see who excepted his challenge from NWA.

Bill: Sit tight and we'll find out!

The lights go completely out in the arena."Open your eyes" blares on the system. A spotlight is shown on Matthews making his way to the ring. He jumps over the barricade and slides in the ring. Matthews throws down his leather jacket and sits in the corner awaiting his mystery opponent.

Out of nowhere Raven's music his hit. He walks down the stage and makes his way to the ring. Raven now in the ring is handed a microphone. The crowd goes into a frenzy at seeing Raven at TKOW.

Raven: I hear you signed an open challenge to anyone from TNA. Well seeing as how im in a fighting mood, what do ya say to an old fashioned hardcore match?

Raven hands the mic to Matthews, and before he can answer Raven nails him right in the face

Tito: Well it looks as if it doesn't matter to whether or not he agrees to the match or not.

Vega: It seems so!

Raven at this point starts to stomp on Matthews. Raven picks him up by the hair, and nails a stiff snapmare. He takes his knee a lands it on the small of Matthews back.

[b]Bill: Well so far Raven has much control over this match.

Tito: It's still very early though.

Raven picks Matthews by the hair again, but this time irish whips him into the corner. Raven begins to charge a stagger looking Matthews. Matthews suddenly raises his boot and hits Raven right in the face. Matthews then charges out of the corner and lands a bulldog on Raven.[b]

[b]Tito: What i tell ya, it's still very early.

Vega: Well things are starting to get interesting.

Bill: Bah, now what's Matthews doing!

Camera pans to Matthews who is shown sliding out the ring. He pauses for a second to look at the jam packed TKOW crowd. Matthews goes underneath the ring apron and pulls out a TABLE!! He holds it and taunts it to the crowd, as they begin to go in an uproar.

Bill: Now!! things are getting intresting

Raven comes out of nowhere with a baseball slide kicking the table into Matthews face. Raven grabs the table and sets it up against the barricade. He signals to the crowd he's going for the Evenflow DDT. Matthews struggles for a bit, soon dropping to one knee and hitting a low blow on Raven. Matthews grabs a handful of Ravens hair and slams him against the turnbuckle post. He goes searching under the ring. Matthews suddenly pulls out his Kendo stick. He smiles at the crowd who are all standing and cheering franticly.

Bill: Ah God there goes that Kendo stick!

Vega: We all know what he can do with that

Bill: Yea just ask Adam Guy! (Snickering) Oh wait ya can't he's in the hospital.

Tito: Show some respect Bill.

Matthews is shown walking towards Raven, who is getting up slowly. Matthews raises his kendo stick.....Whack..... Raven is hit right on his back. Matthews raises the stick again and connects with ANOTHER kendo shot! Raven holds his back in pain and rises to his knees. Matthews goes to swing the kendo at Raven again, but Raven quickly grabs Matthews by the belt and pulls him forward, smashing him into the ring apron. Raven goes searching underneath the ring and slides a steel chair from under it. He grabs Matthews in a headlock, and picks the chair up in the other arm. Raven starts heading towards the stage of the TKOW arena.

Vega: Ah, c'mon guys stick to the ring!

Bill: It's a hardcore match idiot! what did ya expect?

Camera shoots back to the action, where Raven is setting up the chair on the stage. He grabs a moveless Matthews and hits a hard suplex on the cold hard steel. Raven taunts to the crowd as to show he has the match under control. Matthews begins to stagger to his feet, and is met by a kick to the midsection by Raven. Raven points to the wall of the Khaostron and irish whips Matthews towards it. Out of quick reaction Matthews runs up the wall and hits the Matrix-sault (running wall moonsault) on Raven. The crowd blares into holy shit chants as to witnessing what just happend!

Bill: Excuse me for a second, but Holy sh*t!

Tito: Did he just run up a wall?

Bill: I believe so.

Vega: Amazing, simply Amazing!

Raven and Matthews are both shown laying on the stage. As the holy sh*t chants start to fade, Matthews begins to rise to his feet. He picks Raven up by the hair and carries him to the chair and sits him in it. Matthews taunts to the crowd and begins to charge at Raven. Raven jumps out of the chair quickly and hits a drop toe hold on Matthews sending him face first into the chair. The holy sh*t chants begin again. Raven Grabs a busted open Matthews and nails the Evenflow DDT on Matthews. Raven goes for the cover. The ref runs from the ring and up the stage to make the count.1.......2........A KICK OUT!!! Raven stands and angrily shouts to the ref that it was 3. The ref looks right at Raven and tells him it was a 2 count. Raven now pissed off kicks the Ref in the gut and hits the Evenflow DDT on him.

Vega: Oh God this match is getting out of control!

Tito Man Matthews is busted open from ear to ear.

Matthews slips by Raven and staggers to the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out a LADDER from under the ring. The crowd irrupts into cheers, which is suddenly put to a halt as Raven charges Matthews nailing him in the back. Matthews drops the ladder and falls to the ground. Raven walks over and set's up the table he had put against the barricade. He walks back over to Matthews and slides him and the ladder in the ring. Raven slides into the ring and grabs the ladder. Quickly Matthews springs to his feet nailing the Jaydaminator(superkick into any object) on Raven.

[b]Tito: Oh my god!!

Bill: This match aint gonna go anywhere without a ref though.

Vega: Well you can thank Raven for that.

Tito Ah, whats happening now?

As Tito finishes speaking a reff from the back comes sliding into the ring. Matthews picks up a now bloody Raven and tosses him outside. Matthews slides to the outside and grabs his kendo stick where he had left it. He cracks Raven in the head with it and lays him on the table. Matthews rushes into the ring and grabs the ladder and quickly sets it up. As he staggers up the ladder step by step, he pauses into a daze to feel the crowds energy. He looks towards the stage to see the ref who Raven ddt on the stage slowly make his way to the ring.

Bill: Two refs now. Now we can call this match the way it should have been.

Quickly Matthews snaps put of his daze. He taunts to the crowd for a second, and jumps [b]Crashng down onto Raven!!!! The crowd irrupts again into witnessing a 16 foot drop. Both men lay on the floor with table bits everywhere. Both refs notice a cover and charge to make a count.1........2..........3 and a PIN is made!!!

Tito: Wow i gotta say what a great 1st victory for Matthews!

Bill: what do u mean?

Vega: Isn't Raven the winner?

The camera is shown on the Refs, where one is raising Matthews hand and the other raising Ravens. The refs begin to argue over who the winner is.

Bill: What do ya know! Matthews gets screwed!

Tito: Ah c'mon... What is this crap

Raven and Matthews both with in raged faces grab the refs and lay them both out. Raven walks over and stares menacingly into Matthews eyes. Matthews wipes the blood from his forehead and jumps over the barricade and heads through a cheering crowd. Raven looks around the mess and the standing ovating crowd, and heads towards the back

Tito: Well from the look Raven gave Matthews, im sure it's safe to say this isn't over.

Vega:[b] Well i look forward too seeing Raven and Matthews 2. It's just a shame to see this end in a draw.

[b]camera fades
PPV Match: Damien Thorne/Avatars of Antipathy vs. The Dudleys (Surprise Guest referee)
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Ring announcer: " Hello and welcome back to the TKOW's First Anniversary Event. I'm your ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta. First I give you your special guest color commentator for this match, everyone please rise and give a warm welcome to Jerry "The King" Lawler."

The audience gives The King a standing ovation as he takes off his crown and gives them a wave and a bowed head, then sits at the ringside table putting his headset on.

Ring Announcer: "The following match is a 6-man Hardcore Tables, Ladders and Chairs match with no countout and no disqualification. The first participant to put a member of the opposing team through a table will be declared the winner of the match with his teammates. First, I give you.."

The lights go out, a child's music box starts playing "hush little baby" then breaks into "We Care Alot" by Faith No More.

Red lights floods the arena and red fog fills the ring.

Music:
"We care alot"
"We care alot"

Images flash on the Megatron and Khaostron, following the story of the song as the Red Fog fills the ring.

Music Continues:
"We care alot about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees"
"About the Nasa Shuttle falling in the sea"
"We care alot about starvation and the food that Live Aid bought"
"We care alot about disease, baby, Rock Hudson, rock...YEAH!"

The Red Fog thickens.

Music:
"It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it"
"It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it"

Something can be seen moving in the Red Fog although it's hard to make out exactly what it is.

Music:
"We care alot"
"We care alot"

Human shapes begin to come into view within the Red Fog.

Music:
"We care alot about the gamblers and the pushers and the geeks"
"We care alot about the smack and crack and whack that hits the street"
"We care alot about the welfare of all you boys and girls"
"We care alot about you people 'cause we're out to save the world... YEAH!"

Deep within the Red Fog the shape of 5 figures appears as the Fog rolls out...1 female and 4 male dressed in black hooded robes, kneeling on 1 knee in almost a cross pattern. As the music fades the figures rise as the female and the center male drop thier robes...dressed in almost a midevil black leather stand a large blonde man and a petite, young redheaded girl...the man is recognized from the earlier cemetary as Damien Thorne, the girl his Wild Rose, the other 3 stay robed, blood-red masks being noticable under the hoods. As the fog clears and the lights go on fans begin to notice the tears of blood watering Thorne's eyes, rolling down his cheeks. They also notice his face as the look of sadness and grief slowly turns into a devilish grin. The words echo over the sound system in a distinctly female voice "The Bloodsong is upon you, let all who have reason fear the Bloodsong and it's Avenging Angels...tonight you will sing the Bloodsong...tonight you will sing YOUR Bloodsong". As the last note hits on the music two of the masked Avatars climb the corner turnbuckles facing the entry way, dropping thier robes they appear to be dressed in red leather similar to Thorne's black and soft red full-face masks. We notice a ladder set up at ringside near the entry-ramp, one of the Avatars is leaning against it while on the turnbuckle. Just as the ring announcer opens his mouth to continue announcing the participants in the match Thorne hits a reverse neckbreaker on him dropping him, Wild Rose and the last robed Avatar pull the announcer out of the ring delivering a spiked-piledriver on him on the arena floor.
Thorne begins to smile as the H-Bombs are dropped and the Dudleys step into the entryway. Bubba Ray and D-Von appear to be sporting wood while little brother Spike is pushing a shopping carriage filled with miscellaneous hardcore weaponry to ringside. As they get close to ringside they drop what they're carrying as the Avatars come off thier respective turnbuckles on D-Von and Bubba and Spike slides under the ropes going directly after Thorne...the fight ensues both inside and outside the ring as no referee as yet to appear after the mistreatment of the ring announcer. Eventually Jerry "the King" Lawler names himself guest referee and enters the battle arena still leery to enter the ring itself.
(Camera #1): Avatar #1 clotheslines D-Von over the railing into the crowd then jumps over himself as they begin to fight through the crowd.
(Camera #2): Avatar #2 loses a battle with Bubba and finds himself rammed headfirst into the steel ringpost as Bubba follows up with a series of hard jabs, one of which unfortunately misses and connects his fist to the steel post, it looks like both men are in extreme pain...Avatar #2 seems to be bleeding from the mouth.
(Camera #3): Thorne beats down Spike with a solid pummelling until Spike bends his elbow, raising his arm in a lowblow bending Thorne in half. Spike follows it up with a quick dropkick to Thorne's face sending him flying back against the ropes, Thorne rebounds into a legscissors takedown by Spike into a side headlock. Thorne struggles to his feet as Wild Rose slides a steel chair into the ring. Thorne lifts Spike from the side headlock and drops him into a side suplex onto the steel chair. Thorne is dazed and Spike is definitely hurting.
(Camera #1): Avatar #1 and D-Von seem to have broken into a round of dueling steel chairs in the stands as the audience steps back and out of thier way. D-Von connects hard and Avatar #1 goes down. D-Von picks up Avatar #1 and drops him throat first closelining him on a chair back. Avatar #1 clutches his throat rolling around in agony.

(Camera #2): Avatar #2, now on his feet, whips Bubba into the outside railing, following up with a series of hard kicks. He grabs a steel chair throwing the fan off it, closes it and swings it hard at Bubba's head...Bubba rolls low at last minute, lowblowing Avatar #2 taking hold of the chair while still in the Avatar's hand and slamming it into the Avatar's face once...twice...three times stunning the Avatar on his feet. Bubba uses the chair as an aid when delivering a side-Russian legsweep onto the arena floor. Both Men are down, the Avatar looks unconscious while Bubba just seems somewhat not there mentally.

(Camera #3): Thorne pulls Spike up to his feet, lifts him and drops him throat first on the ring ropes. Spike rolls around the ring clutching his throat as Thorne grabs his legs and drops a hard headbutt to Spike's crotch which puts Spike in extreme pain, curling him into almost a fetal position trying to protect both his neck and his groin. Thorne pulls Spike up as Spike weekly tries to fight back Thorne delivers an on the spot Diamondcutter on the wounded Spike who goes down hard and fast.
Wild Rose hops up on the ring apron handing Thorne something, as he begins to put it on we realize it's a studded leather glove. Thorne lifts Spike once again and begins slamming his fist into Spike's face first bruising them drawing blood.

(Camera #1): D-Von notices his little brother in trouble and starts heading back to the ring only to be hit from behind with a steel chair not once, not twice, but three times...D-Von is down and bleeding in the stands as Avatar #1 heads back to the ring.

(Camera #2): Wild Rose is standing behind Bubba scratching his eyes while he sits on the ringside floor. Avatar #2 starts to come around. Bubba grabs Wild Rose by the throat as he rises to his feet pulling her almost off the ground. Avatar #2 picks up the chair and rams it into the back of Bubba's knee dropping him to the ground. Bubba clutches his knee as Wild Rose slams her heel into Bubba's crotch repeatedly as Avatar #2 drops the folded chair on Bubba's knee again and again.

(Camera #3): Avatar #3 slides into the ring with a club wrapped in barbed wire as Lawler decides the match has gone too far, calling for the bell before someone gets killed. Thorne turns around and clocks Lawler with the Studded glove. Lawler goes down surprised. Avatar #3 hits Spike with the barbed club, then turns around and hits Lawler who's getting to his feet. The match may officially be over but the blood hasn't stopped being spillled.

Avatar #1 and Wild Rose slide a table into the ring as Avatar # 2 folds the 30' ladder and slides it in as well. Avatar #1 and Avatar #2 hold and work over Lawler while Wild Rose and Thorne set up the ladder in the corner and the table in the center of the ring. Avatar #3, Wild Rose and Thorne continues the assaults on Spike and Lawler while Avatar #1 and Avatar #2 take the spiked club to Bubba as he struggles to come to his brothers' aid. D-Von struggles through the crowd only to be hit by a low kick and a double-DDT on the concrete courtesy of the Avatars. Thorne lifts Lawler and hits him with a snap DDT. Thorne puts Lawler into the Bloodsong (modified STF submission) and tells him to sing his Bloodsong, forcing him to watch the ladder and table at the same time.

Avatar #1 starts to climb the ladder as Avatar #2 lifts Spike into an Electric Chair on the opposite ring corner from the ladder. Avatar #2 begins to fall forward toward the table as Avatar #1 dives off the top of the ladder DDTing Spike through the table in the ring...neither Spike nor Avatar #1 is moving after that hit as the audience breaks into a loud "HOLY SHIT" chant as Lawler begins to scream

The 5 Avatars stand in the middle of the ring (although Avatar #1 is actually being held up by Avatar #2 and Avatar #3) as the lights fade out and the Red Fog once again rolls in filling the ring, as the music box once again begins to play "Hush Little Baby" and the familiar female voice once again speaks ..."The Bloodsong has begun...May God have mercy on your souls...when you sing the Bloodsong...You will all sing the Bloodsong.", the music continues as the cameras pan the rinside area, the fallen bodies and finally the empty ringside table. The eerie female voice begins to laugh as the camera pans in on the top of the announce table, seeing for the first time a message written in blood..." Listen to thier Bloodsong" as the music box continues to play and the female voice whispers one last word..."Listen...".

Scene switches to backstage as we see the paramedics arrive and head to the ringside area as a TKOW promo package begins to play highlighting thier tv offerrings.

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Official decision: The match was thrown out, no contest.

Unofficial decision: The Bloodsong has begun
Backstage Brandy and X are getting ready for his match when the door swings open. Stephine stands there door wide open and out of breath.

Steph: X!! X!! (pant pant)

Brandy walks over to her. She takes Steph into her arms and walks her over to sit next to X.

X: What's up girl??? You look like you just saw a ghost.

B: Yeah calm down baby and tell us what is going on.

S: I would be happy if I just saw a ghost. But instead I saw Death. X Dr. Death is here tonight.

X's eyes light up with fire. He jumps to his feet and heads out of the locker room. Brandy and Stephine are hot X's heels. Begging him to calm down. As X heads down the hall, In the distance you can see Terri.

Terri: So Big Show you are about to go up agaist the self proclaimed baddest man in the TKOW. What is your thoughts.

Before Show can answer. X grabs the mic and pushes past Show.

X: DEATH!!! DEATH YOU PUSSY, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!!!!! YOU BETTER SHOW YOUR FACE. SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Before X can say anything else Show grabs the mic and looks down at X.

BS:What the hell do you think you are doing?!?!?!? This is my interview!!!!!

X: I think your time is up FAT BOY.

With that X punches the Big Show. Show stumbles backwards. And X is on he like a pitbull. Rights and Lefts Show can't get his barrings and X looks like he's out for blood. They bust throught the backstage curtains. And start down the way to the ring. X grabs Show by the back of his head and is about to drive it into the guard rail. Show blocks and reverses the move on X.

Michael Cole: Tazz we are in for a good. It looks like these two don't like eachother and they only met five minutes ago.

Tazz: Yeah Michael but would you act any different if someone can into your house and was going to kick your ass??

MC: Good answer as always Tazz.

Show rolls X into the ring and stands on his stomach. Brandy and Steph are at ringside panicing. Show steps down to taught the crowd. X gets to his feet slowly The fire in his eye burn a little bright now. Show turns around to see X standing. Show charges and is about to hit X with a thunderess clothline. X side steps it and delives and hellish roundhouse kick to the face of the Big Show.

MC: Tazz I hear about that move it called Off the Chain.

Tazz: Whatever it's called I wouldn't want to get hit with it. Show looks like he's out.

X drops down for the pin. 1...2.... Just before three A train horn sounds and A-Train shows up on the stage. Show kicks out and Train runs down to the ring.

Tazz: As good old JR would say if he was here. Bussiness is about to pick up.

MC: What is X going to do now.

Tazz: Cole it looks like he is going to get his ass kicked.

Show and Train just start kicking the hell out of X. They pick X off the floor. Show sets X up for a chokeslam. But X kicks him in the nuts. Show falls down but Train is the to pick up right there. Train puts X in the Train Wreck. X falls limp up the floor. As Show and Train celebrate over the fallen DAWG. The Titantron flips on and a man sits in and electric chair. And the guard throws the switch. The lights in the Area flicker and the words DEATHROW flash across the screen. Then a blast from the pass comes out on stage. Terror 2000 runs down to the ring and Show and Train are on the attack. Terror starts to fight against the two, But what Show and Train didn't know is that X has gotten up and is ready to jump back in the fight. Terror starts in on Train and X starts in on Show. X sets Show up for the Crowd Pleazer (Samoana Neckbreaker).

Tazz: Big Show is out. But what is Terror doing???

MC: It looks like the 2000lb Bomb.

Terror hits the 2000lb Bomb. And then picks Train up and sets him up for the Green Mile (Turnbuckle Powerbomb fallowed by the Vanterminater). X flies off the turnbuckle and buries his feet into Train's chest. Terror and X lock eyes in the middle of the ring. They throw there hands up in victory and then exit the ring where Skyy, Brandy and Steph are waiting to party.
"The Narcissist" plays on the arena speakers as Kali-Yuga walks out to a descent cheer from the crowd.

Titto: Well, there he is folks, Kali-Yuga is here but we don't know who his opponent is!

Vega: But we do know that he is from New Japan Pro Wrestling...

Jakes: Yes, we saw KHAOS tell Kali-Yuga that his opponent was going to be from New Japan...

Kali-Yuga is in the ring and waiting for his opponent. A japanese song from japanese pop star Coco-Lee plays through out the arena as the crowd is waiting for the arrival of Kali's opponent. The camera zooms onto the entrance ramp and out comes the opponent...The crowd is on their feet!

Vega: OH MY GOD! It's Jushin Lyger! It's Jushin Lyger!

Tito: Now i know KHAOS was on the phone with the head booker of New Japan but i didn't think the opponent would be the head booker himself!

Vega: That's right, Jushin Lyger is the head booker of the Jr. heavyweight division of NJPW!

Jushin Lyger makes his way down the ramp to a huge cheer from the crowd, He enters the ring and points towards Kali-Yuga...

Suddenly KHAOS come out and stands on the entrance ramp with a microphone in his hand...

KHAOS- Now wait a minute...i got something improtant to tell you Kali-Yuga. You see you've been jackin off here at TKOW and i will not tolerate lazy wrestlers who have no intrest for the business! So, i came up with this desicion, this match is now going to a fatal fourway no DQ match! Oh, but here's the good part...Kali, if you win you get to keep your contract with TKOW but if you lose not only you leave TKOW but the opponent who gets the pinfall will replace you here at TKOW! Either way, i can't lose...i hope you enjoy the show!

KHAOS leaves with a huge grin on his face...

Vega: What the hell? This is gonna be a fatal fourway no DQ?

The ring announcer gets back in the ring with a piece of paper in his hand. He reads the paper...

Announcer: And their opponent representing Major League Wrestling, the all time hardcore legend Terry Funk!

Tito: Oh my god! Terry Funk!

Terry Funk walks out with a trash can in his hand! He sets the can aside and enters the ring. All three men are in the ring...

Announcer: And the fourth challenger, representing Major League Wrestling...

Suddenly the lights go out, it's pitch black and the light comes back again and the fourth challenger is in the ring!

Vega: It's Sabu! What the hell? It's Sabu! My god man!

Sabu points towards the sky and the crowd is yelling their heads off! The referee calls for the bell and we see a double team on Kali! Terry Funk and Sabu are punching away on Kali-Yuga! Sabu delivers an irish whip, Kali bounces off the ropes and Funk knocks Kali down with a clothesline. Funk lifts Kali up, Sabu from behind hits a reverse hurricanrana on Kali-Yuga!

Tito: Woah! That frankensteiner sent Kali-Yuga over the top rope!

Vega: He's lying in front of us Tito!

In the ring, Terry Funk has the sleeper hold applied on Sabu. Sabu is figthing off Terry but the grip of Funk's hand is too good!

Tito: Terry Funk has the sleeper hold...

Jakes: Wait a minute, Jushin Lyger's climbing the turnbckles!

Lyger is seen standind on the top turnbuckles, Terry Funk has his back turned on Lyger, Lyger jumps off and plants a missile drop kick right on Terry Funk's back!

Vega: What a dropkick!

Tito: That move sent both men, Terry Funk as well as Sabu crashing down to the mat!

Lyger moves in on Terry Funk and is setting him up for a submission!

Jakes: Jushin "Thunder" Lyger has the bow and arrow applied on Terry Funk!

Tito: That is one painfull submission! Wait a minute, what's Sabu doing?

Vega: He's on the top rope!

Sabu jumps off the top rope and hits a front flip senton bomb on an elevated Terry Funk!

Tito: Oh my god! suicide!

All three men in the ring are down! Kali-Yuga slowly crawls to the ring. He pins Jushin Lyger...

Tito: 1 2 no! Lyger gets his shoulder of the mat!

Terry Funk goes outside and grabs the trash can. Meanwhile in the ring, Sabu has the reverse chin lock applied on Kali-Yuga! Terry Funk enters the ring and nails Sabu with the trash can! Sabu goes down as he lets go of the submission! Kali-Yuga is slowly getting upto his feet and Terry Funk is waiting for Kali with the trash can. Kali-Yuga gets up and Funk moves in closer with the trash can...

Jakes: Kali-Yuga just kicked him in the face!

Tito: And the trash can just smashed Terry Funk right in his teeth!

Kali-Yuga goes for the pinfall on Terry Funk. The referee positions himself and begins to count...

Vega: 1 2 no! Jushin Lyger with an elbow drop onto Kali-Yuga!

Tito: He broke the pinfall just in time!

Jakes: Looks like Lyger wants the TKOW contract!

Jushin Lyger gets up and raises his arms to a huge round of cheers from the crowd! Terry Funk is seen bleeding from his mouth, Funk rolls out of the ring to take some time out. Sabu and Lyger are the only ones on their feet. They both go into a tie up, Lyger immediately applies the arm wrench, Sabu turns arround and applies a hammer lock. Lyger ties to move around but Sabu's grip is tough! Lyger kicks Sabu in the family jewels!

Tito: It's all legal here...no DQ!

Sabu let's go of the submission. Lyger elevates himself off the ropes and plants Sabu to the ground with a text book perfect drop kick! Sabu goes down! Lyger now climbs the top rope!

Jakes: Lyger is signalling for the shooting star press!

Tito: If he hits that move this match is over!

Lyger jumps off and plants the shooting star press on Sabu! Lyger pins Sabu!

Vega: 1 2 Kali-Yuga just kicked Lyger in the back and broke up the pinfall!

Lyger and Kali-Yuga are now face to face. Lyger irish whips Kali-Yuga, Kali bounces off the ropes, Lyger goes for the clothesline, Kali ducks, Kali is still running and he just jumped over the top rope to the outside!

Tito: Oh my god! Kali-Yuga just jumped over the top rope and planted a cross body on Terry Funk!

Vega: I was thinking that Kali-Yuga would bounce back and try to nail Lyger but he just jumped over the ropes!

Kali and Funk get up to their feets and turn around to face the ring...

Tito: Jushin Lyger! Jushin Lyger just jumped over the top rope and planted Kali and Terry Funk with a crossbody!

Jakes: The only person left in the ring is Sabu!

Sabu points towards the crowd and he climbs the top rope! Sabu is on the top rope and Jushin Lyger is the only one on his feet! Sabu jumps off the top rope!

Tito: He nailed Jushin Lyger!

Jakes: Sabu just deliverd and asai moonsault from the inside of the ring to the outside!

The crowd is in their feet chanting "Holy Shit, Holy Shit"! All four men are outside the ring! Kali-Yuga is up on his feet and he climbs the ring apron.

Tito: Wait a minute, i thought he would enter the ring but he stopped on the ring apron!

Jakes: He's looking at Jushin Lyger who's lying on the ground below him!

Vega: I don't like the idea of this...

Kali-Yuga jumps off the ring apron!

Tito: He...He hit the 450 splash on Jushin Lyger!

Jakes: On the concrete floor!

Kali-Yuga looks like he's knocked out! Sabu is shown looking under the ring apron!

Tito: What's he looking for?

Jakes: Weapons...

Vega: He pulled out a table from underneath the ring!

When the crowd notices the table they begin to chant "we want tables"!!! Sabu takes the table into the ring and sets it up near the top turnbuckles! Sabu goes to the outside and grabs Kali-Yuga! He tosses Kali into the ring and he enters the ring. Sabu lifts Kali-Yuga in a suplex fashion and places him on the top turnbuckle! Sabu climbs the top turnbuckle! Sabu is holding onto Kali-Yuga in a suplex fashion...

Jakes: Jesus! He just superplexed Kali-Yuga!

Tito: Through the table! Through the table!

The crowd begin to chant "Holy shit" again! Sabu drags Kali-Yuga to the centre of the ring and goes for the pinfall!

Vega: 1 2 Jushin Lyger just hit a standing moonsault on Sabu!

Tito: Well, the referee stopped counting but he didn't really break the pinfall!

Jakes: Hey! Sabu is on Kali-Yuga and Lyger is on both of these two!

Tito: What is it like a double pin?

The referee looks confused, he restarts the count..

Vega: 1 2 Oh my god! Terry Funk just nailed Jushin Lyger in the back with a steel chair!

Tito: Jushin Lyger rolls out of the pinfall...wait a minute...

Jakes: Sabu is still on top off Kali-Yuga!

The referee restarts the count again!

Vega: 1 2 Terry Funk nailed Sabu with the steel chair too!

With Sabu and Lyger out of the way Funk himself pins Kali-Yuga!

Jakes: 1 2 Kali kicks out!

Tito: Oh my god, what a series of pinfalls in the ring!

Vega: This match is insane!

Funk with a frustrated look on his face lifts Kali upto his feet. Funk with a right hand...Kali blocks it! Another right hand...Kali blocks again! Kali hits Funk with a roundhouse kick!

Tito: That kick sent Funk to the outside!

Vega: Hey, Sabu's on the top rope!

Jakes: Hey! So is Jushin Lyger!!

Kali-Yuga turns around to notice Sabu. Sabu jumps off the top turnbuckles!

Vega: He hit a hurricanrana off the top rope!

Tito: That move looks like it snapped the neck of Kali-Yuga!

Sabu pins Kali-Yuga...

Tito: 1 2 and Kali-Yuga kicked out!

Vega: How did he do that?

Jushin Lyger is now ready to jump off the top rope! He waits for Kali-Yuga to get up to his feet, But Terry Funk just shoved Jushin Lyger! Lyger falls face first to the mat! Now Terry Funk is on the top turnbuckles..

Jakes: What the hell does he think he's doing?

Vega: Terry Funk thinks he's Pshycosis!

Jakes: Let's see this guy pull a 450!

Vega: My money is on the ring mat!

Funk jumps off the rope and plants a perfect elbow drop right across Jushin Lyger's chest! Funk pins Lyger...

Vega: 1 2 Kali-Yuga just planted a leg drop on Funk!

Tito: A very effective way to break a pinfall!

Jakes: Kali-Yuga has to win this match at any cost or he's outta here!

Kali-Yuga ties up with Terry Funk, Kali drives his right knee through Funk's gut area! Meanwhile Sabu outside the ring is waving at Kali-Yuga! It looks like Sabu has set up a table on the outside and he's yelling at Kali-Yuga! Kali grabs Funk by the hair pulls him outside! Kali-Yugs is standing on the ring apron with Funk. Yuga sets Funk between his legs and jumps off the ring!

Jakes: Kali-Yuga just piledrived Funk through the table!

Vega: What the hell is going on here? This is too brutal!!

Sabu immediately pins Kali-Yuga!

Tito: 1 2 no! Kali kicks out!

Sabu pins funk!

Vega: 1 2 and Terry Funk kicks out too!

Tito: How could he kick out after that piledriver?

Jakes: I'll let you know when i become a hardcore legend like him!

Tito: So i'm guessing it's never!

Sabu again searches under ring apron...

Jakes: This guy loves weapons!

Tito: Look out! He pulled out a 20 foot ladder!

Sabu throws the ladder into the ring. Sabu enters the ring and sets the ladder up in the edge of the ring! Sabu from behind is attacked by Jushin Lyger! Lyger hits a series of right hands on Sabu! Lyger irish whips Sabu, Sabu bounces off the ropes and runs into Jushin Lyger's trademark kick the koppo kick! Sabu rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Kali-Yuga from behind enters the ring and attacks Jushin Lyger. Kali-Yuga hits the drop tope hold on Lyger. Lyger goes down face first. Kali-Yuga applies his finishing move!

Tito: The Kali-Yuga has been applied on Jushin Lyger!

Vega: He's gonna tap out and Kali-Yuga will be victorious!

Jakes: Lyger is crawling...He's trying to reach the ropes...

Tito: The referee is all over Jushin Lyger asking him to submit!

Vega: Oh no! He reached the ropes!

Tito: Jushin Lyger reaches the ropes and now the referee is asking Kali to break up the submission.

Kali-Yuga let's go of the submission. He lifts Lyger up, sets him up near the ropes and clotheslines him to the outside!

Tito: Over the top rope went Jushin Lyger, he's lying in front of the announce table now!

Vega: These guys are crazy, they better stay away from us!

Kali-Yuga grabs a steel chair and nails Jushin Lyger in the back! Kali-Yuga nails the steel chair five more times before the steel chair breaks in half!

Vega: This is brutal! Somebody stop this match!

Tito: KHAOS is the one that booked this match! No one's gonna stop it!

Jakes: KHAOS thinks this is ECW!

Kali-Yuga throws the steel chair aside. Sabu from behind attacks Kali-Yuga! Sabu hits Yuga with a series of right hands. Sabu sets Yuga right between his legs, he lifts him up...

Tito: Lyger bomb! Lyger bomb on the concrete floor!

Vega: Sabu hit the Lyger bomb on Yuga right in front of Lyger!

Jakes: The crowd is on their feet! They're tearing the roof off of this joint!

Vega: They're cheering for me!

Sabu gets up, he stares at Lyger. He grabs Lyger by the hair and lifts him up and places him on the announce table!

Tito: No! No! Don't do this! Get him out of here!

Vega: Sabu is climbing the top rope! I'm getting the hell out of here!

Jakes: That's the smartest thing you said all night!

The ring announcers get up and move to the side. Sabu jumps off the tope!

Tito: He hit a moonsualt on Jushin Lyger and crashed through the announce table!

Jakes: What the hell is going on in this guy's head!

Vega: They broke our commentary table.

Jakes: I hate to do commentary while standing!

Sabu and Jushin Lyger both look knocked out. Kali-Yuga gets up and realises both men are down. Kali-Yuga pins Jushin Lyger!

Jakes: 1 2 Terry Funk broke the pinfall!

Vega: My god man! This match is super crazy!

Yuga and Funk are now brawling on the outside. Yuga kicks Funk, but Funk grabs Yuga's leg! Yuga immediately hits the enzugiri! Funk goes down! Yuga is now searchin under the ring apron...

Tito: No! No! Not another weapon! If anyone else begins to bleed i'm gonna thow up!

Jakes: You'll throw anyway when you look at Vega in the shower after the show!

Vega: Hey!

Tito: Speaking of shower it looks like blood bath here! Sabu is bleeding here right in front of us!

Vega: He's bleeding all over my shoe!

Tito: Oh no! Kali-Yuga...look what he found under the ring!

Vega: A roll of barb-wire!

Jakes: Why the hell would anyone keep a roll of barb-wire under the ring?

Yuga places the roll of barb-wire on the concrete floor. He picks up Funk...

Tito: He just bodyslammed him on the barb-wire!

Jakes: This is a match to death!

Vega: Funk is rolling away fro the barb-wire...look you can see the barb-wire sticking to his skin!

Tito: The referee is pulling the barb-wire out of his skin...

Kali-Yuga shoves the referee, He grabs Funk and delivers another bodyslam, this time on the empty concrete floor. Yuga turns around, he pick up Sabu, He lifts him up...

Jakes: Vertical suplex!

Tito: Sabu landed on Terry Funk!

Vega: Great move by Kali-Yuga! He took both men out in one move!

Kali-Yuga now moves upto Jushin Lyger, He grabs Jushin Lyger by the hair and drags him near Funk and Sabu. Kali-Yuga grabs Jushin Lyger by his waist, he lifts him up...

Tito: Beautiful northern lights suplex!

Jakes: Hey! Jushin Lyger landed on tope of Sabu and Funk! He's piled up all the bodies!

Tito: He's holding onto Lyger! It's a bridging Northern Lights suplex!

Vega: Here comes the referee, 1...2...3! it's over!

Jakes: It's finally over!

Tito: That was a beautiful move, he pinned all three men at a time!

Jakes: All that beating and trashing has finally paid off for Kali-Yuga!

Kali-Yuga is up on his feet and the referee raises his hand in victory!

Vega: This match was awesome! An awesome hardcore match!

Tito: We need atleast half an hour to clean this mess up here, and someone for got sakes get a medic!

Jakes: and a new announce table...

[TKOW Board]

A mischievous laughter rips through the arena as the lights dip low. As all the instruments come in from "Faint" by Linkin Park, blue and green lights pan over the crowd revealing The Green Weasel on the platform. Her arms are outstretched head down eyeing the ring; a lollipop twirls in her mouth. Her head begins to bob to the music as she charges the ring and hops onto the apron. Grabbing the top rope to swing herself over and moves to the corner leaning comfortable. A sly grin appears on her face as she winks at the ref and waits for her opponent. All the while still sucking on her lollipop.

The Green Weasel leans back against the ropes before hoping up and propping herself onto the corner, lounging across the ropes. It was a cocky move on her behalf but the grin on her face showed she didn?t care.

The glass shattering echoed through the arena followed by his music, Stone Cold Steve Austin had entered the building. It was the son of a bitch vs. the extreme bitch.

1: ?Now there?s been talk before that Weasel is the female version of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Dating back all the way to Pier Six Wrestling where she turned her back on the fans and tag team partner to join the president then Eddie Osbourne.

2: ?Purely coincidental but hey as I recall she warned them fair and square. DTA. A hot woman like that is always bound to be slippery.

A stupid grin crosses 2 face.

1: ?Yeah ok! Anyway Austin is just standing there at the base of the ramp hands on his sides staring at Weasel as she continues to lounge on the corner of those ropes. AND HE?S SMILING!

Austin took his time entering the ring ascending the corner post to stand on the middle ropes and raising both of his arms to the roar of the crowd. Weasel smiles to herself as he hops down and stares her down. Swiftly he strips off his famous black vest. When she fails to get down from the corner he gives her another grin of his own.

SCSA: ?What?s wrong Weasel? Too green to come and fight in the big league??

Weasel: ?Oh on the contrary. Things are about to get a little red.?

With the grace of a swan she shifts around and is poised on the top turnbuckle before leaping off and produces her Switchblade to the man referred as Stone Cold.

1: ?If Austin wants to win this one he?ll have to ground Weasel. They may same mentality when it comes to strategy but these two have very different styles.?

2: ?Yeah Weasel looks tempting in her outfit, Austin? those spandex aren?t working for me.?

1: ?You get your head into this match!?

2: ?It would rather be in somewhere else.?

1: ?Why do I even bother? Austin already recovered from the attack hoping to his feet and stares down Weasel who has waited for the larger man to get up. Good God look at the size different in the two, he must be a half foot taller then her.?

2: ?She?s a fragile flower, and he?s well a big bully??

1: ?That?s putting it lightly.?

Austin charges forward catching a surprised Weasel. He gives two hard slaps to her chest causing her to trip back into the ropes before hoping on the second rope and connecting a balled fist to the temple. The crowd counts along 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. The referee breaks it up. Austin backs off slightly only to ram his boot into her left side. The announcer?s can hear her growl.

1: ?Look?s like Austin did his homework and found the wound she acquired two weeks prior.?

2: ?Maybe she should have listened to Gideon.?

Austin grabs her arm and gives her a hard Irish whip into the opposite corner. The loud thud echoes as her body slams into the turnbuckle. Austin charges, slamming her with his own body back into the corner, crushing her. He laughs and whips her into the ropes, getting her with a tackle take down pinning her upper body to the mat. He slaps her back and forth in the face.

2: ?That adds insult to injury.?

1: ?I?ve seen how Weasel gets when insulted in the ring. The ref comes down and gets a two count before Austin yanks her up. He?s toying with her.?

Weasel?s legs swing up and catch Austin?s arms prying him off of her and pressing him to the mat.
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1: ?I think the ball just changed hands. Look at her show off, swinging herself backwards and over the top rope settling herself back into the ring.?

2: ?She?s handling balls? Yeah bay bee come over here.?

1: ?Shut up! Austin is slowly making his way onto his feet as the ref begins to count him out.?

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1: ?Weasel some how manages to get to her feet and roll into the ring to break the count.?

2: ?She?s holding her side that can?t be good.?

1: ?Of course that can?t be good. What would be good to you??

2 begins to open his mouth but 1 cuts him off.

1: ?Never mind I don?t want you to answer that question.?

Austin is back to his feet, unsteady however. Inside the ring Weasel is on all fours moving to her feet when she sees Gideon up on the ramp.

1: ?Look who?s come out to watch the match.?

2: ?Motion him to come down here. He?ll get a better view.?

Austin rolls into the ring and grabs Weasel by the hair who is still trying to stand.

Austin: ?Thought that was cute huh??

Weasel turns and throws a punch into Austin then grabs him executing a sloppy but effective Distort.

1: ?Both men err? I mean competitors are on the ground.?

2: ?I wouldn?t hang around after she heard that comment.?

Gideon makes his way down to the ring slowly watching the action in the ring. Austin is first to his feet with the aid of the ropes. Weasel wobbly rises to her feet on her own accord.

1: ?Looks like Austin is ready to put this thing away. He slams his boot into her stomach and completes the Stone Cold Stunner. This is it the ref drops, 1, 2, OH MY GOD! Weasel kicked out, she kicked out. Austin can?t believe it either.

Gideon is ring side watching. Weasel rolls over and locks eyes with Gideon. She looks over her shoulder seeing Austin arguing with the referee. She pulls her self to her feet only to have Austin come over and set her up for another stunner. She shrugs him off turning around and goes for the Blur.

Weasel: ?NO that as Cute!?

1: ?Austin?s down. AUSTIN?S DOWN! But she?s not going for the pin. What the hell??

2: ?She?s a woman needs a flashy ending.?

1: ?Now we?ll see who?s sitting here next week after she reviews the match.?

He says it sarcastically making the other man?s face turn to worry.

2: ?Weasel, baby, I didn?t mean it.?

1: ?Yeah ok. Weasel moves to the outside to the turnbuckle and slowly climbs to the top.

Her breathing was heavy. Austin laid out in the middle of the ring farther then normally when she performed the move. She looked to Gideon the mischievous flashing in her eyes as a small smile forms on her lips. She winks at him before throwing her head back and kissing the sky. She leapt completing a Hell?s Bomb onto her unsuspecting victim. She remained on him for the pin.
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2: ?Awe isn?t that Cute.?

1: ?Not for long here comes Answer charging down to the ring, Weasel looks up and she sees him. What is she doing?!?

2: ?She just shoved Gideon away haha!?

Weasel roughly gets t her feet and squats ready for Answer. Referees charge out not far behind him. Answer slides into the ring only to be met with Weasel?s boot. He manages to get to his feet and tackles Weasel to the ground. They roll around a few times before the referees come up behind Answer and pry him away. Gideon is right there as well grabbing Weasel?s waist and holding her back.
Entrance: WOOOOOO!
The theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey plays over the PA system. Ric Flair prances out wearing a blue robe, which is covered in diamonds. As he makes his way to the ring, he turns around, showing the phrase ?Nature Boy? on the back of his robe. He gets into the ring and takes off the robe. He hands it to the referee.

Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, this man is a legend. He?s the 16-time heavyweight champion of the world. From my knowledge, Dr. Death has never won a world championship.

Vega: Ric Flair and Dr. Death are? or it be more appropriate to say ?were? great friends when Dr. Death was training under the likes of the Wild Samoan, Afa.

?Death by Man? rages through the speakers and out walks Dr. Death. He?s looking at Ric Flair smiling.

Death: (without a mic) you can?t hurt me, old man!

Death makes his way into the ring and starts trash-talking Flair. Flair looks at him strange and slaps him. Dr. Death goes crazy and hits Flair with punches that land him all the way to the ring post. When Flair is cornered in the ring post, he reverses it and puts Death in the corner. 1 chop! (WOOOO!) 2 chops! (WOOOO!) 3 chops! (WOOOO!) Flair then whips Death into the opposite ring post but knocks down the ref accidentally. 1 chop! (WOOOO!) 2 chops! (WOOOO!) Flair grabs Death by the head and hits him with a low blow. Flair then climbs to the second rope and hits a knee drop, which knocks down Death. Flair locks in the figure-four leg lock on Flair. The ref starts to get up. Death falls to the ground. 1-2- DEATH POPS UP AND GRABS FLAIR BY THE NECK! Death lifts up Flair and chokeslams him. 1-2-3! Dr. Death wins via pinfal1! After, Dr. Death helps Flair up. The two shake hands and then hug. Flair leaves the ring and heads to the back to a standing ovation. Death is about to leave also when someone runs in and spears him!

Tito: WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?

Vega: I have no idea!

Bill: He just speared Dr. Jon Death! WHAT THE F*CK!!!???

Vixon, Whippz, and Chainnz run out from the back and try to beat up this man but he spears each and every one of them. He is about to walk away when he stops and looks angrier. He turns around to find Death trying to get up. He lifts up Death and hits him with a jackhammer!

Bill: THE JACKHAMMER! THE JACKHAMMER!

Tito: SUCH A DEVASTATING MANEUVER!

Bill: NO! THAT GUY?S NAME IS THE JACKHAMMER! I heard about him backstage!

Vega: Oh? my? God...

*Cameras Fade*
RAGE VS The Rock

Jakes: Now this should be some match!

Titto: I agree. These two absolutely HATE each other! And did you see how The Rock acted with Suga?

Vega: Yeah, but take it from a lady, Suga didn't seem to mind. But who can blame her? Both of them are so dreamy! *sigh*

Jakes: I'm gonna be sick!

Titto: Well don't get sick now because here comes The Rock!

The Rocks usual viginetts start to play, and when his music hits, out comes The Rock. He is met by a huge but mixed reaction from the crowd. He wears his usual wrestling attire, and carrys his guitar as he begins to desend down the ramp.

Jakes: Yee-haw! The Peoples Champ!

Titto: *sarcastically* Well gee Playboy, I wonder who you are cheering for? And why in the hell does he have that guitar?

Vega: *sigh*

The Rock enters the ring snd stands on the turnbuckle in his usual fashion. After he does this again on an alternate turnbuckle, he looks towards the ramp, awaiting the arrival of RAGE. He paces in the ring seemingly talking to himself.

Speakers: THAT'S YO A$$!!

#1 Stunna by the Big Tymers hits the arena. RAGE and Suga come out hand-in-hand as pyro explodes all over the stage.

Vega: *sigh* Oh, even in his wrestling attire RAGE still looks sexy!

Titto: Well Suga looks especially HOT herself! Wow! A full length gold latex dress! You can see all those curves Playboy!

PB Jakes: Yeah, and I think she wore it for The Rock!

Titto: Get serious!

PB Jakes: C'mon! Everyone knows Suga was giving The Rock the eye the other day.

As RAGE climbs into the ring, Suga has to hold him back as Rocky begins talking trash to him from across the ring. The ref stands in front of The Rock warning him that the bell has not rang.

Titto: This could be the best match of the night!

PB Jakes: As long as RAGE gets his ass beat, I don't care!

Suga kisses RAGE on the cheek. As she is stepping through the ropes, The Rock blows her a kiss. RAGE can wait no more!

*Ding-Ding*

Before the bell can even finish ringing, RAGE floors The Rock with a clothesline. The Rock gets up,but only to be met by another clothesline. This happens twice more before Rocky finally rolls out of the ring to break RAGE's momentum. Inside, RAGE raises his arms in the air as the crowd gives a thunderous ovation. The Rock talks noise on the outside as the ref begins a ten count. He motions for the ref to hold an advancing RAGE back so that he may climb into the ring.

Titto: RAGE can't wait to get some more of The Rock!

PB: Yeah, but The Rocks gonna slap the taste outta his mouth.

The Rock steps into the ring talking trash. RAGE charges after him, and snaps his head back with three jabs. He tries to irish Whip the Rock into the ropes, but The Rock reverses it. When RAGE rebounds, he is met by a knee to the stomach that sends him to the mat. The Rock smiles as he looks down at the fallen RAGE. He then begins to stomp on him as RAGE tries getting to his feet. He finally allows a groggy RAGE to stand up, but only to send him back down with a clothesline. The Rock looks over at Suga as he arrogantly slps RAGE a few times on the head. He walks over to the ropes and says something to Suga, and she flips him off! Upset and distracted, The Rock gets caught off guard by RAGE he swings him around, and begins to land blows to his face. RAGE then sends the Rock onto his back with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex!

Titto: Boom! Get'em RAGE!

PB Jakes: C'mon Rock!

Vega: Wow when The Rock landed, I think I saw his ...

Titto & PB: SHUT UP VEGA!!!!

Now in control, RAGE picks up The Rock and violently sends him flying into a corner with an Irish Whip. He follows by giving The Rock a clothesline which makes him lean onto the turnbuckle. RAGE gives him two knees to the stomach, and then a Knife Edge Chop. As he goes for another chop, The Rock gets a burst of energy from out of no where! He spins RAGE arond onto the turnbuckle, and starts laying blows onto him. He hits him with three sharp blows, steps back, spits into his palm and swings at RAGE. But RAGE ducks and counters by giving Rocky a back Drop! Both lay on the mat a little groggy, but start getting to their feet. They begin to trade blows in the middle of the ring. RAGE whips The Rock into the ropes, The Rock rebounds and RAGE lays down prompting The Rock to jump over him, When The Rock Rebounds, RAGE goes for a clotheline, but Rocky counters with a Samoan Drop. The Rock then mounts RAGE and begins to pound his face with blows!

Titto: Damn it!

PB: YEAH! Lay the smackdown on him Rocky!

The Rock picks up RAGE and gives him a Snap Suplex. He then looks over at Suga and points to his groin, before spreading RAGE's legs, and stomping on his!

Titto: Ohh!

PB: I hope RAGE has an insurance plan for "Chocolate Thunder"! Ha ha!

The Rock then grabs RAGE's legs and looks out into the crowd, before locking in the Sharpshooter. RAGE screams in pain as The Rock really sits down on it. RAGE starts for the ropes, but Rock pulls him back into the middle of the ring. Suga shows a look of concern as she cups her hands over her mouth. RAGE appears to be fading. The crowd starts to chant RAGE's name!

Crowd: *RAGE* *RAGE* *RAGE* *RAGE*

RAGE appears to find new energy as he agin starts making his way to the ropes. The Rock tries to hold him in the middle of the ring, but RAGE still advances. Finally, he reaches the ropes, and the ref demands that The Rock breaks the hold. Rock refuses, but finaaly does so after another warning. RAGE grabs his right leg in obvious discomfort and pain. The Rock begins to stomp on him. He picks RAGE up for another Suplex, but when he sends RAGE over his head, RAGE lands on his feet. He catches The Rock with a clothesline, and both men lay on the mat. Suga beats the mat as the crowd gives a mixed reaction for both wrestlers to get up. They get up at the same time. RAGE lays into The Rock. The Rck is able to send him into the ropes, but RAGE meets him with a Lou Thez Press, and starts landing blows. RAGE then picks up The Rock and delivers a Chokeslam. He signals for the top rope.

Titto: Looks like RAGE is going to end this match with a Bankhead Bounce, (Frog Splash)!

RAGE is successful in hitting his move. He makes the cover, and the ref starts to count.

Ref: 1 ... 2 ...

PB: Yes! Rocky kicks out!

RAGE looks at the ref as if to question the count, but the ref just shrugs his shoulders. RAGE picks up The Rock, but out of no where, The Rock kicks him in the groin, and hits a Spine Buster! He stands at the head of RAGE and uses his right foot to scoot in his arm so that he's laying straight.

Vega: Looks like RAGE is going to get a piece of the People's Elbow!

The Rock pulls off the elbow pad from his right arm, and tosses it to Suga. She moves out of the way in disgust. The Rock goes through the usual motion for the People's elbow ... he bounces off the first rope ... hops over RAGE ... bounces off the second rope ... WHAM!!

Titto: Whoa! RAGE put a stop to that with a vicious clothesline! Where did that adreniline come from? Both men are agin down on the mat!

The ref starts the 10 count. Both men struggle to stand to their feet. As the ref is counting, out comes ... The Firm, minus Xcutioner.

PB: Oh, look who needs help!

Titto: No, RAGE and The Firm are having problems lately.

Vega: Then why are they out here?

Suga looks at Baby Powder and Hellbound as if to ask what they are doing. RAGE gets to his feet first. As RAGE grabs The Rock, the ref sees The Firm by ringside. The ref goes over to The Firm. RAGE hits the Thug Passion, (Edge-O-Cution) on The Rock. He makes the cover, but the ref is busy talking to The Firm. Suga frantically tries to get the ref to make the count. The ref finally turns around, and makes the count for RAGE ...

Ref: 1 ... 2 ... thr ...

Titto: No!

PB: Yes! The Rock gets his shoulder up!

RAGE looks at the ref, and then at The Firm. He looks pissed! He stands up and gives them a glare as they look back confused about whatthey did. Hellbound whispers to Baby Powder, and they start walking towards The Rocks guitar. As the ref scolds them, Suga is the only one to see The Rock hit a Rock Bottom on RAGE! As Rocky makes the cover, Suga jumps onto the ring apron. She grabs the ref and shoves his face into her cleavege. The ref puts up little resistance, and The Rocks jaw drops when he looks at the smiling Suga! The crowd goes crazy!

Vega: Gross!

Titto: Me next! Me next!

PB: Just give her a dollar, shes a stripper for crying out loud!

The Rock releases RAGE. He starts walking towards Suga, who releases a smiling and happy ref. Rocky shoves the ref, and the ref shoves him back. As they argue, The Firm stand on the outside with The Rocks guitar. RAGE stands to his feet. He sees The Firm and flips them off! He then grabs The Rock and tries whipping him into the ropes, but at the last minute, Rocky reverses it and sends RAGE into the ropes. WHAM!

Titto: Oh my God! That idiot! Baby Powder just hit RAGE on the back of the head with The Rocks guitar!

Vega: By the look on his face, I think he meant to hit The Rock!

PB: Serves them right for cheating! Can't RAGE fight his own battles?!

As Suga begins arguing with The Firm members, The Rock covers RAGE, and the ref makes the count.

Ref: 1 ... 2 ... 3!!

Titto: Damn it!

PB: Rocky wins! Rocky wins!

The Rock climbs the turnbuckle to a mixed reaction. He holds his hands up as he eyes the fallen RAGE. He steps down, and starts walking towards Suga who has her back to him as she checks on RAGE. The Firm jumps into the ring stopping The Rocks advance. A huge pop comes from the crowd when someone comes running down the ramp.

Titto: It's Legend!

Legend jumps into the ring and clotheslines The Rock, sending him over the top rope! He then Spears Baby Powder who tried to hit him from behind. As he mounts and punches Baby powder, Hellbound kicks him in the head from behind. Hellbound smiles as he kicks Legend, but turns around and receives a Peep Show, (Sweet Chin Music), from Suga!

Vega: It's pandimonium in the ring!

PB: Well, he'll put a stop to it!

Xcutioner runs down the ramp past a retreating Rock who is enjoying the disfunction in the ring. X slides under the ropes. Suga is helping Legend up, and X pushes her away. He grabs Legend by the face to set him up for a 187! RAGE says something as he stands to his feet, holding his back. This prompts X to let Legend go, and he now enters a stare down with RAGE!

PB jakes: We may see another match right here between these two!

Vega: I'm confused! I thought RAGE was part of The Firm too!

Titto: He is, but he and X have had a difference of opinion on leadership as of late. Lets see what happens.

X and RAGE start stepping up to each other. Legend is back on his feet, and he beakons Baby powder and Hellbound to bring it on! Suga pulls on RAGE's arm, trying to talk some since into him. She then pulls on X's arm, and he pushes her down! RAGE looks down at Suga, and slaps X! X face turns from the slap, but he quickly turns and slaps RAGE! RAGE grabs his face, and then they both smile. Explosion!

Titto: There they go! X and RAGE are going at it! Legend is trying to handle Baby Powder and Hellbound by himself ... wait! Suga is helping Legend! All six people in the ring are trying to kill eachother!

PB Jakes: Ohh! That had to hurt!

Vega: Look out Legend ... ouch! Oh good, here come security!

Security comes out and jumps into the ring, trying to break up the ruckus.
The Ring Announcer- This match is a Guitar Ladder Match.The First man to take the guitar from its hanging position and to hit his opponent with it wins the match.
On his way to the ring at this time With the NWA World Title, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Los Angleles CA, NaSty E!!! (Crowd Cheers for the TKOW representative)

[NaSty E comes to the ring. ]

The Ring Announcer- and his opponent ,The current reigning and defending NWA world Heavyweigth Champion, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Nashville, Tennessee, Jeff Jarrett!!! (crowd boos)

Jeff Jarrett checks out the ring,as he is not familiar with the TKOW enviroment. (the bell rings) NaSty E kicks Jeff Jarrett in the stomach. Jeff Jarrett slowly falls down.NaSty Comes closer to him but Double J low blows E! Double J applies an arm wrench to The NaSty One.after a couple of minutes of basic moves the pace picks up.

NaSty hits Jeff with a back fist. E nails Double J with a belly-to-back suplex. E moves back to his feet And applies an arm wrench to Double J.He picks JJ up,sends him to the ropes and cathes him in a sleeper hold.JJ slowly fades away,and as soon as he seems out cold,NaSty Goes outside of the Ring to bring the ladder.He sets it up in the middle of the ring and starts calmly climbing it.Jeff regains his composure and pushes the ladder aside,throwing E to the Turnbuckle.E is a little stunned,and he falls aside.few seconds later teh match continues


Jarrett applies another arm wrench to NaSty E. NaSty gets up, grabs Jeff Jarrett and applies a hiptoss . Jeff Jarrett moves back to his feet. Swinging Neck-Breaker from Jeff Jarrett takes NaSty down.JJ picks E up and Applies The Stroke!!

Jarrett sucks chants start in the TKOW crowd. Jeff Jarrett Gives the crowd the finger as he leaves the ring.He Sets up another ladder on the outside and starts climbing it.He quickly gets on the top and hits an amazing Five Star Frog Splash on NaSty from the outside.The Crowd Goes Wild as JJ celebrates.He Then sets the other ladder up in the ring and starts confidently climbing it.He's just about to reach the Guitar as NaSty Barely pushes the ladder aside,causing Jarrett to fall off.NaSty rolls out of the ring and Jeff follows.Jeff hits a bodyslam on the floor and starts choking NaSty with a microphone cable. Jeff Jarrett fist drops NaSty on the floor. Jarrett knees The NaSty One and rolls back to his feet. Jeff Jarrett stomps NaSty.But E is up again. NaSty kicks Double J in the groin and hits hits him with the back of his elbow.

Jeff Jarrett tackles NaSty. Double J is up again. NaSty moves back to his feet. The NaSty One hits Jeff Jarrett with a spinebuster . Jeff Jarrett gets back on his feet as NaSty takes another ladder into the ring.Now there are two ladders in the ring! NaSty throws a chair at Jeff Jarrett.


NaSty lifts Jarrett up and drops him on his knee.He Picks up the Chair and smashes JJ over the head,busting him open. NaSty hits JJ with a few more Chair shots and rolls Jeff back into the ring.E isnt careful as he celebrates too much while Jeff gets up and takes the ladder,releases the ladder and hits a perfect dropkick right when E turns around which causes the ladder to hit Nasty right in the mush!. NaSty is bleeding as a result. NaSty climbs to his feet and falls back down as he gets hit with a back heel kick. E stands up again. Jarrett punches NaSty E in the head.but it doesnt affect NaSty as he seems to be Hulking Up! NaSty delivers a chokeslam to Double J! Double J is knocked out.NaSty seems fatigued too and falls down too.The two man get back up on the same time as JJ tryes for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but The NaSty One avoids it. Jeff Jarrett moves Toward the ladder but is hit in the back with an double axe handle. NaSty E trys for a dropkick but Jarrett avoids it.Jeff takes the opportunity to climb the ladder,but NaSty quickly follows and hits an amazing German suplex off the 4th step! He quicly starts climbing but Double J tips over the ladder knocking NaSty off. The NaSty One is pissed and grabs Jeff Jarrett's head and DDT's him on the the ladder. NaSty E starts to climb the ladder.But JJ hits an electric chair off he ladder.

E executes a tombstone piledriver on Jeff Jarrett. The NaSty One Stomps Double J,gets up on the top rope and hits a sinton bomb!the crowd goes Wild!

Nasty is hurt too and it takes a couple of minutes for both men to get up.when they are both back on their feet, Jeff Jarrett drives a forearm into NaSty's face. Jarrett gets hit with a back heel kick. E applies an arm wrench to Double J. NaSty executes another piledriver on Jarrett,and applies a Figure Four leglock on Jeff Jarrett!Obviously NaSty cant win this match by submission,and he does that move to wear JJ out. NaSty releases the hold and gets back to his feet. NaSty starts to climb the ladder. The NaSty One continues climbing the ladder. NaSty E climbs to the fourth step. NaSty E makes it to the top step. E Takes off The Guitar!!! all he has to do now is hit Jeff Jarrett With it!

NaSty Waits for JJ to get up...Hes about too hit him but Double J dropkicks the guitar out E's hands and outside of the ring,the match still goes on.Jarrett applies a vertiacal suplex,but nasty gets up and hits JJ with a Belly to Belly overhead! E starts looking for the guitar but as soon as he turns around Double J catches him with a Superkick! JJ applies a pumphandle slam.he picks up JJ and sends him to the ropes.Both men caught eachother with vicious clotheslines.it takes several moments for both men to get up,and NaSty Goes for the NaStyBomb!!!.....NO Jeff Jarrett reverses it and backbody drops E on the mat.E gets up and JJ catches him with The Stroke!!!its gonna be over soon!!!jeff runs out of the ring and brings the guitar back in.E slowly gets up.JJ gets ready to hit...Swing...NO,He misses,and drops the guitar by mistake!! NaSty catches him with the Nastybomb,Connects!E looks delighted,as he sets up JJ in the corner and just smashes the guiatr over his head!!!The Match is over! NaSty E is the winner!E gets out of the ring,takes the NWA title,and drops it on jeff Jarretts fallen body.Soon after he drops the belt,he falls down himself,being so fatigued from this incredible match.
'Unwell' by Match Box 20 plays and out comes the 'Magna Elixor' Alyon Mac.

'Ohhhhhhhhhh Shaaaaaaaaawwwwnn' plays and out comes the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels versus Alyon Mac

The match begins as Alyon sends HBK off the rope then Shawn comes back with an elbow smash to the forehead. HBK goes to pose and Alyon gives him a low blow. Then Alyon begins to beat him over the head. Alyon then goes for his pattened MacDDT. Alyon then goes for a pose of his own, and when he turns around HBK gives him the Sweet Chin Music. He pins Alyon 1...2...NO!!! Alyon manages to kick-out. The two then lock-up again, and Alyon slaps on a head lock. Alyon takes HBK down with his head lock, but then HBK gets his foot on the rope, but Alyon will not let go. The referee finally forces Alyon to let go of him. HBK holds his neck in the ring as Alyon steps out and grabs himself a steel chair. The referee tries to stop Alyon, but Alyon then hits the ref with the chair. He beats HBK with the chair in the neck seriously. Alyon steps back and laughs as HBK tries to get up. As Soon as Shawn is close to getting up Alyon hits him with the chair again. The ref finally gets up and grabs the chair from Alyon, and goes to check on HBK. Alyon points and laughs as HBK is bleeding laying in the corner. Alyon goes over, and HBK manages to get up and delivers some Sweet Chin Music to the Magna Elixor. He looks to go for the pin, but then goes outside the ring and grabs a ladder! Shawn carries the ladder into the ring and begins to smash it into Alyon's head. He literally destroys Alyon with the ladder, and then he sets it up. He climbs the ladder, and is about to jump off, but Alyon pushes over the ladder. Both men are practically knocked out, and the ref begins a knock-out count. 1...2...3...4...5....6...7...8..WAIT both men are to their feet. they are each in the corners and they run at each other. Double clothsline! They are both on the ground as Alyon goes for the pin. 1...2... NO HBK barelly manages to kick out. They both get to their feet. Alyon runs up and gets another MacDDT. He then picks up HBK. DVD!!! Alyon gets the finisher! He goes for the pin. 1...2...3!!!
Your Winner Alyon Mac

After the match Alyon helps HBK up, and extends his hand to him. HBK shakes his hand, but then Alyon grabs him and gives him the TESTDRIVE!!! Alyon goes outside the ring, and grabs sledgehammer. Alyon lifts it up and nails HBK with the sledgehammer two or three times. He then picks him and gives him the DVD!

'Unwell' by Matchbox 20 plays as Alyon is pulled out by security.
KANE VERSUS ONSLAUGHT IN A NO-DQ MATCH

Jakes: Hey Poppi, whats next on the agenda for tonight?

Poppi: This one is gonna be huge?.Kane versus Onslaught!

Vega: I wonder how Onslaught?s going to fare against the Big Red Machine.

Poppi: Onslaught is used to having a psychological advantage over his opponent?s, instilling fear in them?but can he instill fear in a monster like Kane?!

Jakes: Nope, he?s screwed! He?s all talk!

Vega: Heh?Bill, I?d watch what you say?need I remind you what he?s done to Jaxson Paine and Lilith?

Red police like lights (just like Big Poppa Pump's) bathe the arena and a montage of news clips can be heard: ??a kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts/police have identified more victims/most disgusting thing I?ve ever seen in all my years on the force/he had sex with some of his victims, and he may have been a necrophiliac.? Then, a wall of fire erupts at the top of the ramp and Onslaught is seen standing at the top of the ramp, with his hair cast down over his face. At this point: House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie hits. Onslaught makes his way down to the ring. Onslaught slides under the bottom rope and sits in the corner, pulling at his hair and staring up the ramp with intensity.

Poppi: Here we go!

Jakes (plugging his ears): I?m ready!

The lights get dimmer and turn inferno red as a huge explosion of pyro explodes from the top of the ramp. ?Slow Chemical? by Finger 11 hits and the crowd blows the roof off the arena! The Megatron shows Kane?s footage from WWE as Kane walks out from behind the back, tugging on his arm band. Kane saunters to the ring slowly and confidently, and as he slides under the bottom rope Onslaught leaves the ring and stalks about at ringside, never tearing his eyes off Kane!

Poppi: I don?t think Onslaught knows what to make of Kane!

Finally, the music and lights cease, leaving Kane standing in the middle of the ring, returning Onslaught?s stare. Finally, Kane walks to the edge of the ring and asks a technician for a mic.

Vega: Kane has something to say?!

Poppi: What could he possibly have to say to Onslaught?!

Jakes: Wait?Kane knows how to talk??

Kane (his voice deep and gravely as always): Onslaught?.I?ll bet you?re wondering why you?re facing me tonight?

Onslaught nods his head yes from the outside.
Kane: Fact is?when I heard TKOW was sponsoring this event, I REQUESTED this match with you!

Poppi: WHAT?!

Onslaught barely betrays his astonishment.

Kane: I?ve been watching you?you interest me?because you see, I was once a hell of a lot like you. Pissed off at the world because of the bad hand it dealt me?dealt my face?(Kane gestures to his mask). When I first entered the WWE my sole intent was to destroy?to make everyone, my brother most of all, feel my pain. A lot like what you?re doing now. (Puases) But what PISSES me off is that you have no reason to inflict all this pain! Hell, from what I can see you had a great family when you were a kid, a brother who actually gave a damn about you, and a son who loved you. Even that psycho, Lilith, who hung out with you cared about you. But no?you tossed all that away, for what?!

By now, Onslaught has a mic in his hand, and his rage is evident on his face.

Onslaught: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Coming in from another fed and lecturing me?you son of a bitch!!

Vega: My God!

Onslaught: You think you know me, huh? YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I?M ALL ABOUT?! (Dissolves into laughter) You can?t even begin to understand me?why I do what I do?I?m beyond you?and as your superior, I will brand you far worse than the Undertaker ever did?

Kane: Onslaught?that?s too bad. If that?s the way you feel?then for once, here tonight, you?re gonna feel what it?s like to get BURNED!

Onslaught, in a rage, drops his mic, and Kane drops his. Onslaught slides into the ring and the bell rings! Kane and Onslaught immediately start trading blows. The crushing blows to the face trade back and forth, until finally Kane wins, and starts unloading with faster and faster blows, finishing them up with a big freakin? uppercut that drops Onslaught to the mat! Kane picks Onslaught up off the mat, but Onslaught bats his arm away, kicks him in the midsection, drops to his knees and gives Kane a crushing uppercut to the chin, but Kane doesn?t go down! Kane stumbles back, and Onslaught performs a diving clothesline that sends both men tumbling to the outside, but both men land on their feet! Onslaught and Kane stare at each other, until Kane crashes Onslaught to the floor with a brutal clothesline. Kane goes for a steel chair and the crowd pops huge! But Onslaught is to his feet, and he delivers a running boot to the chair, driving it into Kane?s face. Kane goes down, and Onslaught has possession of the chair. Onslaught drives the edge of the chair into Kane?s knee again and again. Finally, Onslaught finishes off the brutal attack with a shot to Kane?s skull! Onslaught drops the chair and gazes down at Kane with a perverse look in his eyes and a half smile tugging at his lips. And then, the crowd pops huge yet again as Kane sits up abruptly. Astonishment registers on Onslaught?s face and he backs off!

Jakes: This Kane isn?t human!

Kane gets to his feet, and Onslaught runs at him to get on the attack again, but Kane dodges and whips Onslaught into the ring post! Onslaught?s head connects with a sickening smack and Onslaught goes down. Kane picks Onslaught up and onto his shoulder with little effort, and then drills Onslaught into the floor with a running power slam! Kane gets up, and Onslaught sits up abruptly! Kane actually takes half a step back and cocks his head with confusion.

Poppi: Onslaught just shrugged off that running powerslam onto the floor. Kane is stunned!

Kane moves in, but Onslaught counters into a drop toe hold that plants Kane on the floor. Onslaught locks Kane up in an ankle lock, and Kane immediately feels the pain but has nowhere to go. Onslaught screams maniacally at Kane has he torques Kane?s ankle.

Vega: Onslaught?s gonna break his ankle!

Jakes: I think that?s the plan. The Big Red Machine is done after that ankle is toast!

Then, Kane uses his upper arm strength to push himself up, and he rolls out of the ankle lock, sending Onslaught stumbling into the crowd control barricade. Kane gets to his feet, favoring the ankle slightly. Kane picks Onslaught up and rolls him into the ring. Kane follows him in. Kane moves in for what looks like a pin, when Onslaught reaches up and grabs Kane by the throat! Onslaught gets to his feet, and drills Kane down with a chokeslam!

Poppi: I don?t believe it! That?s some unholy strength from Onslaught!

Onslaught goes for the cover?1?2..Kane powers out with a vengeance, actually tossing Onslaught into the ropes. Onslaught looks shocked as he grabs the ropes and gets to his feet. Kane gets back up and locks up with Onslaught. Kane drives Onslaught back into the corner and hits a knee lift to Onslaught?s abdomen that doubles him over. Kane grabs Onslaught by the hair and forces him upright and into a clothesline that bends Onslaught over the turnbuckle. Kane throws Onslaught to the mat with disdain?and begins to climb to the top turnbuckle.

Vega: I think Kane?s heading up for his flying lariat!

Kane crouches on the top, measuring Onslaught as he gets to his feet. Kane takes flight, but Onslaught counters with a quick drop kick! Both men are down yet again! Onslaught gets to his feet first and goes for another pin 1?2?Kane kicks out again. Onslaught gets on top of Kane and starts punching him in the face furiously?and then Onslaught reaches around the back of Kane?s head to remove his mask!

Jakes: We?re gonna see his fried face!

The crowd buzzes with excitement as Onslaught tries to get Kane?s mask off, but Kane fights back with a series of stiff shots to the side of Onslaught?s head. Kane gets back up to his vertical base, and readjusts his mask. But this gives Onslaught ample opportunity to crash Kane into the corner with a running spear! Onslaught drives his shoulder into Kane?s midsection repeatedly, and Onslaught goes to the ring apron and gets on the top turnbuckle!

Vega: Now Onslaught?s going for the Violator!

Poppi: Kane or not?NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THIS MOVE!

The crowd pops huge as Kane reaches up and grabs Onslaught?s throat. Kane tosses Onslaught off the top turnbuckle with no sweat. Onslaught lands hard in the middle of the ring. Onslaught gets up, clutching his spine, and Kane hits him with an Undertaker style running DDT!

Jakes: Hmmm?.wonder where he learned that move?!

Kane reaches down and puts both his hands around Onslaught?s neck, and Kane hoists Onslaught up and begins to choke the life out of him.

Poppi: That?s a 300 pound man Kane just hoisted into the air like nothing!

Kane drops Onslaught down to the mat, and follows it up with an elbow drop. Kane picks Onslaught up again, and irish whips him into the corner with such authority that Onslaught bounces off them and right into a waiting sidewalk slam by Kane. Kane gets to his feet and begins motioning for the chokeslam!! The crowd pops yet again! Onslaught begins to get to his feet, but instead of fully rising to his feet he chop blocks Kane?s weakened ankle, sending Kane down!

Onslaught rolls out of the ring slowly, and retrieves the steel ring steps! Onslaught throws the steps over the top rope and rolls back into the ring. Onslaught picks up the steps again and screams ?YOU DON?T KNOW ME!? before driving the steps into Kane?s ankle! The fans can actually hear Kane cry out in pain!

Vega: Onslaught is trying to cripple Kane!

Onslaught brings the steps down on Kane?s ankle repeatedly. Finally, Onslaught steps back, and crashes the steps into the side of Kane?s head! Onslaught then leans the steps up against Kane?s face!

Poppi: What?s he going to do?!

Onslaught gets to the top rope!

Jakes: YOU SICK FREAK! Is he gonna do what I think he?s gonna do?!

Vega: I think he?s going to stomp those steel steps into Kane?s face from the top rope!

Poppi: Jesus! Somebody needs to stop him!

Onslaught comes down, but Kane stirs and throws the steps in Onslaught?s face as he comes down! The steps catch Onslaught on the side of the face and open him up! Kane struggles to his feet as Onslaught collapses in the corner, holding his bleeding face. Then, something comes over Onslaught. He takes his bloodied hand away from his face, and then licks the blood off his hand, and runs the rest of it through his hair! ?YOU DIE NOW!? Onslaught screams, charging at Kane, but Kane gets his boot up and clips Onslaught?s jaw with it. Unfortunately, Kane used his wounded ankle as a base and he goes down as well. Kane slowly gets to his feet and crawls to the top rope for another diving lariat! Kane measures Onslaught up as Onslaught staggers to his feet, and Kane takes flight again, but Onslaught sidesteps the lariat and savate kicks Kane in the stomach!

Poppi: Onslaught avoided it again?!

Vega: What a match!

Onslaught grabs Kane as Kane clutches his stomach. He picks him up for a Tombstone Piledriver!

Poppi: He?s wants to finish Kane with one of Kane?s most devastating moves!

Then, Onslaught leans backwards as Kane forces all of his weight n the opposite direction. Kane picks Onslaught up as Onslaught falls back?and into a perfect position for a Tombstone! The fans go crazy as Kane drills Onslaught?s head down into the mat with the tombstone! Kane goes for the pin?1?2?3!

Poppi: Kane just beat Onslaught!! Kane won!!

Vega: What an explosive match! That was incredible!

Then, a very characteristic theme hits the sound system!

Poppi: You?ve got to be kidding me!!!

The fans come out of their seats as ?You?re Gonna Pay? hits and Undertaker comes down to the ring with his motorcycle. Taker rides around the ring before coming to a stop. Taker gets in the ring and raises his arms in the air as the fans chant ?Taker! Taker!? Finally, Undertaker pulls a mic out of his belt and he looks at Kane, and then at Onslaught. Onslaught is slowly getting to his feet, staring at Undertaker the whole time! Then, Onslaught spits at Undertaker. The spit lands on Undertaker?s chest! Undertaker cocks an eyebrow at Onslaught as he wipes the spit off. Taker brings the mic up to his mouth and looks sidelong at Kane.

Undertaker: You right, Kane?this guy is an asshole. (Fans pop huge) Unfortunately for him?he?s also standin? in my yard?

In a flash, Undertaker boots Onslaught in the midsection, picks him up, and brings him down with a Last Ride! The roof is blown off the arena as Undertaker raises Kane?s hand in victory and ?Slow Chemical? hits again.
(Back at TKOW! HeadQuarters)

Tito: Whew! Those were some great matches!

Vega: It was fun to see some of the TKOW! Megastars in action before they joined TKOW!

Bill: And we didn?t have time to show all the matches we have in stock.

Tito: That?s right. If you want to see more great TKOW! vs. the World action, log onto TKOW!.com. Thank you for joining us tonight in celebrating TKOW!?s one year birthday. Join us next week for our normal TKOW! action at Total Conflict. Have a good night and???.
Happy Birthday TKOW!!!!!!