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[TKOW! Logo flashes across the screen.]

(History of the UK film plays and then explodes into clips of TKOW! action as ?War Pigs? by Black Sabbath plays in the background. Pyro goes off around the ring and the stage. Camera cuts to the sold out crowd standing and cheering. A fan holds a sign that reads ?Bring back the New Bloods!? Camera cuts to the announce table where our team is waiting.)

Tito: Hello fans! Welcome to a sold out Wembley Stadium! TKOW! has invaded the U.K.! I am Tito Poppi! To my right is ?The Playboy? Bill Jakes. To my left is the lovely Vega Dominguez. We got a packed card tonight so lets not waste time. Lets do it!


Fatal 4-Way First Blood Match
(Winner is #1 Contender for Extreme Chaos Title)
Reptile vs Damien Thorne vs Toxic vs Stealth

Tito: This next match will be brutal!

Jakes: This Thorne guy needs help! He?s crazy!

Vega: So is half our roster Bill!

Jakes: Shhhhhh! Here he comes.

The lights go out, a child's music box starts playing "hush little baby" then breaks into "We Care Alot" by Faith No More. Red lights fill the arena and Red Fog fills the ring as Thorne and his Wild Rose, a beautiful young Goth Girl (about 19 yrs old) appear in the middle of it. As the smoke clears and the lights go on fans begin to notice the tears of blood watering Thorne's eyes, rolling down his cheeks. They also notice his face as the look of sadness and grief slowly turns into a devilish grin. The words echo over the sound system in a distinctly female voice "The Bloodsong is upon you, let all who have reason fear the Bloodsong and it's Avenging Angel".

Vega: Here comes Toxic!

Intro:Music plays and as Toxic is walking down the ramp. As he is walking down the ramp, fireworks shoot from the ceiling in front of Toxic as he is walking down. When he gets in the ring fireworks shoot off from the ring posts.

Tito: Stealth is in the house!

:"By Myself" by: Linkin Park
Stealth comes own to the ring in a no nonsense way. he just looks and gives and evil glare at anybody who says anything to him. When he gets in the ring he gets on the second rope and does an Austin Taunt.

Jakes: It?s the Reptile!

Stereomud-pace, the ring goes up in flames(around ring like inferno match)as the song plays the lights go down and boom huge explosion, lights go up and twist is in the ring as Reptile enters.

(Bell rings)

Tito: Reptile and Throne exchange blows! Toxic jumps on Reptile from behind! Stealth hits Thorne with a big boot! Reptile grabs Toxic and tries to suplex him, but he can?t get him up! Toxic throws Reptile into the corner post! Toxic with a head of steam! But Reptile moves out the way! Toxic hits hard!

Vega: Thorne and Stealth battling. Thorne hits a Front Face DDT! Followed by a Short-Arm Clothesline! Thorne whips Stealth and stealth flies into Toxic! Retile grabs Thorne and hits a belly to back suplex! Retile goes outside the ring and grabs the ring bell!

Tito: That will open you up quick! Reptile swings at Thorne, but Thorne ducks! Reptile hits the ref! Thorne hits a ?Test Neckbreaker?! Reptile head bounces off the ring bell! (DING!) Reptile is busted open, but the ref is out. Toxic hits Thorne with a big clothesline! Stealth waves to the back where Nova comes running out with a pipe! Nova tries to clock Thorne in the head with the pipe but Thorne blocks him! Thorne grabs the pipe and hits Nova! Then he hits Toxic! And one for Stealth!

Jakes: Thorne is cleaning house!

Vega: Watch out for Reptile!

Tito: Reptile grabs Thorne and tries to slam his head into the ring bell lying on the mat! (Ding!) Thorne is busted open! The ref is dazed and stumbling to this feet. He looks around and sees all 4 men busted open and calls for the bell.

(The ref goes to the announce table and calls the production truck. He talks for a second and hangs up. They show a replay of Thorne busting Reptile?s head open. He gets back in the ring and raises Thorne?s hand.)

Jakes: What is this! There is no replay in wrestling!

Vega: As much as I hate Bill, I must agree. This will not sit well with the other competitors.

Tito: They will have to take that up with Khaos. It?s out of our hands.


(Promo runs)


TKOW! Women's Title Match
Victoria Secret vs ?Vixon

And

Women's Tag Match
Chienne Noire & Oona vs Jezebel & Kasumi

(Backstage Jezebel & Kasumi walk into Khaos?s office where Vixon and Dr. Death are discussing business.)

Jez: Big brother.

Khaos: What?s up sis?

Jez: Me and Kas don?t want to wrestle tonight.

Kas: Yeah! Chienne & Oona are too freaky!

(Vixon starts laughing.)

Vix: They are a little scary.

Jez: Plus we have other business tonight. Our boys need us.

(Khaos looks at Vixon and winks.)

Khaos: Well Vixon is in charge of the Women?s division now. It?s her call.

(Vix looks at the two girls.)

Vix: Well just this one last time girl.

Jez & Kas: Yeahhhhh!

(The girls run out the room giggling.)

Dr. Death: Look at the monitor. What is Victoria Secret doing in the ring. Your match isn?t scheduled now?!

Vix: She?s up to something, and I am going to find out what!

(Ringside, Victoria is addressing the crowd.)

Vic: I have some bad news. I have an emergency business problem that I must address in Japan. I must leave tonight and I don?t know when I will be back.

(Fans start to boo as Vixon comes down to the ring.)

Vic: What do you want?

Vix: You didn?t clear this with me or Khaos!

Vic: Doesn?t matter. My business comes first. Besides you should be happy. You get to keep that title of yours.

Vix: I was going to keep it anyway sweetie.

Vic: Whatever bitch. I will be back for that title one day. And when I do, I hope it?s still around your pretty little waist.

(Victoria leaves the ring and leaves Vixon standing there looking silly. Suddenly the lights go out!)

Entrance: The lights go out and the entire arena is dark, a blood curdling scream fills the arena that gives everyone chills, a dark classical piece of music starts. Low notes on a pipe organ begin the music, another scream runs through the air and then a heavy bass sound kicks in and joins the organ. After 30 seconds of the organ, bass and random screams and evil laughs in the darkness, a guitar starts to play and a spotlight shines on Chienne who is mysteriously standing in the middle of the ring in her long black cloak with her eyes peering out from under the hood, a look of pure evil is on her face.

Entrance:
The lights go out and the entire arena is dark, a blood curdling scream fills the arena that gives everyone chills, a dark classical piece of music starts. Low notes on a pipe organ begin the music, another scream runs through the air and then a heavy bass sound kicks in and joins the organ. After 30 seconds of the organ, bass and random screams and evil laughs in the darkness, a guitar starts to play and a spotlight shines on Oona who is mysteriously standing in the middle of the ring, in her long black cloak with her eyes peering out from under the hood, a look of pure evil is on her face.
Costume description: she looks like Chienne but has fire red hair instead of black hair. She wears black leather hot pants, a black net halter top over a black leather bra, thigh high black leather boots, a barb wire choker and the same type of cloak as Chienne.

(Chienne & Oona circle Vixon in the ring.)

Chi: Look what the cat coughed up. You got some nerve telling those two brats Jezebel and Kasumi they didn?t have to wrestle tonight. I was looking forward to ripping their little cute heads off!

Vix: Listen girl! I haven?t forgotten what you did to me a couple of months ago. Payback is a bitch!

Chi: No I?m the bitch! And the bitch is back! Next Sunday at Total Conflict the future Women?s champion wants a match with you.

Vix: I?ll take you on any day Chienne!

(Vixon is attacked from behind by Oona!)

Chi: Not me silly. Her.

(Chi points at Oona.)

Chi: I got bigger fish to fry then you Vixon. I want to play with the big dogs. Not the little pussy!

(Chi kicks Vixon in the side. Oona laughs.)

Exit: Lights go off, you hear a scream, the lights come back on and Chienne and Oona are gone.


(TKOW! TV Promo runs)


TKOW! 3-Way Extreme Chaos Title Match
(Exploding Ringposts Cage Match!)
?Soulfly vs E.K.Phil vs Icarus Evangeline

Tito: Well folks, here we go. This match has been hyped for 2 weeks and now it will happen. The Exploding Ringpost Cage Match!

Vega: This is for the TKOW! Extreme Chaos title! The rules are simple. There are none! Each top turnbuckle has explosives in them. They are timed to go off after they have been hit a certain number of times. But no one know how many times and all 4 are set different. If you hit a turnbuckle and it explodes, you are out of the match! Last man standing wins.

Jakes: And to funny part about this match is that 2 of the guys are tag partners!

Tito: Right. Soulfly and E.K.Phil make up 2/3rds of the 6-Man champions. How will they get along? We find out now!

Entrance: <The lights turn completely off and you hear a voice say.....>

Voice: The real true Main Eventner.....

<The lights begin to blink a bit then you hear a voice again saying.....>

Voice: The ICON of this wrestling industry!

<Lights stop blinking and start to dim a little then you hear a voice once again....>

Voice: The next big movie star......

<Then once again the lights turn completely off again and you hear a voice once more....>

Voice: And the future next TKOW World Heavyweight Champion!

<Then you hear a siren noise and the pryos went off three times which "Down By The Sickness" by Disturbed theme plays....>

Vega: Here comes E.K. Phil and Selena!

Jakes: You still bitter huh? Phil has moved on.

Vega: So have I! Trust me.

Tito: Here comes Icarus!

Music & Intro: Linkin Park- Some where I belong, he rises under from the
stage with a ring of fire. He steps down the way, holding his staff with a
skull on the end. As he gets to the ring, the lights flash between strobes,
red, and black lighting.
Costume description: tight black shirt, black kik wear pants that are ripped
and frayed. One white contact in his left eye with an X in the center of it.
Strong build. His right eye is a dark brown,above his right eye is a scar
that slides down below, he had it outlined around the edge of the scar with
red. Down both of his arms are sleeves of tattoos, all of ripped flesh.
his hair is a died black. In his right hand is a staff with a human skull
at the end.

Jakes: This guy is sick!

Tito: And here comes the champ.

The lights go out, (megatron begins showing soulfly in action with chairs hitting people heads and Evenflows).
about 12 seconds into the song, as it gets heavy, the pyros explode, lights go on, and standing on the entrance way is Soulfly dressed in his wrestling attire of tattered and torn jeans, a white wife beater, and a long, black leather jacket with his arms spread out(ravens taunt).
Soulfly walks slowly down the ramp, threating to beat up the fans while toking on a joint, the chourus of cheers is deafening.
soulfly gets into the ring and stands toe to toe with the referee before slapping the taste out of his mouth and threating to do it again if he doesn?t call the match his way. Soulfly climbs the back turnbuckle and spreads the arms, Soulfly climbs down, & hits the joint.

Vega: As you know Miranda is still in the hospital. We send our best wishes to her.

Tito: All 3 men are in the cage!

(bell rings)

Tito: Phil rushes Icarus and slams his head into the cage! Fly makes a motion to Phil and he whips Icarus right into a lifting chokehold into baldobomb! Fly picks up Icarus and whips him into a turnbuckle! Nothing happens! Phil gets a running start and slams into Icarus! Phil grabs Icarus and repeatedly slams his head into the turnbuckle!

Vega: Looks like Phil & Soulfly are going to work together to get rid of Icarus.

Jakes: If that buckle explodes Icarus is a goner!

Tito: Phil whips Icarus into the opposite corner! Nothing!

Fly kicks Icarus in the chest and starts slamming his head in that buckle! Icarus blocks the 4th attempt and reverses the head slamming! Phil rushes Icarus but Icarus moves out the way. Phil slams into Fly! Still no explosion! Fly looks at Phil and clocks him in the jaw! Phil looks at fly and clocks him!

Vega: Looks like the partnership is over.

Tito: Watch out! Icarus hits a double bulldog on Fly and Phil! Icarus takes Phil?s head & grinds his face into the cage! Selena screams outside the ring. Soulfly grabs Icarus from behind and locks in a Quilombo (Tazzmission). Fly tries to ram Icarus into the corner but Icarus breaks out of the Quilombo and uses Fly?s momentum to send him into the turnbuckle! Nothing!

Jakes: Dammit! I want to see some body parts flying!

Tito: Soon Bill, soon! Phil motions to Selena? Selena grabs a chair and tosses it into the caged ring. Phil catches the chair & (WHAM!) Icarus punches the chair right into Phil?s face! Blood flies from Phil?s nose. Icarus picks up Phil and hits a Spindle ((where he draws someone back for a powerbomb, and swings down into a piledriver)). Icarus laughs as Selena bangs on the cage beside her man. Icarus quickly reaches out and grabs Selena?s hair through the cage!

Vega: My God! He?s going to rip her scalp off! I can?t watch!

Tito: Wait. Here comes Soulfly to help Selen?No! Fly just grabbed a hand full of hair too! This is for Miranda I bet! They are going to yank Selena?s hair out. (WHAM!) Ohhh! Phil just gave both men a low blow! Phil grabs Soulfly and drags him to a corner. Phil sets Fly up for an ?Extreme Hold?: (Armlock around the ringpost.). Phil pulls on Fly?s arm banging Fly?s hand n the turnbuckle! Fly fights back punching Phil in the gut! Phil staggers back into a waiting Icarus?s arms. Icarus sets up for the ?Icarus Complex?((Grapples with the person, grabbing them by the calf, lifting them up, running into the ropes, and slams them down face first)), but he runs and slams Phil into the turnbuckle! Nothing happens! Soulfly rushes Icarus! Icarus is pushed into Phil. Phil flies back into the corner backwards! (BOOM!) MY LORD!!!! (Fans pop!)

Jakes: Holy!

Tito: There?s smoke everywhere. I can hear Phil screaming in pain! Here comes the EMT?s. The ref opens the cage so the EMT?s can get Phil out. The fans are going crazy! They are chanting ?Holy Shit!? over and over. There is debris all over the ring. I think Icarus caught some of the blast too. He is down also.

Jakes: That don?t matter. Soulfly need to stay on him. Fly picks up Icarus and hits a Cangaceiro (pedigree)! Icarus is out of it. I think this will be over soon.

(Fans start to boo as Kasumi comes running down to the ring. She goes over to the side of the cage where Icarus is lying. Soulfly kick the cage warning Kasumi to back off! Kasumi pulls out a can a sprays something into Soulfly?s eyes! Fly grabs his eyes and screams in pain!)

Tito: Ahgggg! What was that!

Vega: Smells like pepper spray!

Tito: Jeez! Fly is blinded! He stumbles back and lands in a corner. Icarus is up and goes after Fly. Icarus grabs Fly and whips him into the opposite corner! No explosion! Fly bounces of the corner, still blinded. Icarus grabs Fly and goes for a Spineshank ((where he throws someone up, and jumps, slamming them back first across his knee))! Soulfly blocks the knee and monkey flips Icarus. Icarus land on his feet and hits the Spineshank on his second try! Fly grabs his back. Icarus goes for a whip into the corner! Fly reverses it! Icarus reverses it again! Fly slams into the corner! Nothing happens?.. (BOOM!) Ohhh! That?s it! We got a new Extreme Chaos Champion!

Vega: Here comes the EMT?s! Soulfly is bleeding from the back of his head!

Jakes: Get him a bed next to his woman! (laughs)

Tito: What a match! Icarus! Icarus! He did it! New E.C. Champ! We?ll be back folks after we fix and clean up the ring!


(Promo for TKOW! Total Conflict runs)


TKOW! Fatal 4-Way DragonWeight Title
(Ladder Match)
?David Rave vs Slare

Tito: Well before we go to the next match I hear Jenny Juice is back stage with David Rave. So let's go to JJ.

JJ: Hi I'm J..............

DR: Yeah they know who the hell you are just shut up and talk to me.

JJ: I sorry David. So how do you think this ladder match is going to go for you??

DR: Well JJ.. I think Slare is in for Ass Whoop'n of his life. You know what I really don't have time for this I have a match thanks for your time.

David heads to the ring. Slares music hits and he heads to the rings. David Rave's music hits and he comes to the ring. He take a moment to pause near the 20 foot ladder that is outside the ring. Then he enters the ring.

After David gets in the ring the ref takes the belt and holds it up. But not wasting any time Slare runs over and hits David with a big clothesline. David rebounds off the ropes and hits Slare with a stiff right hand. David forces Slare back into the middle of the ring.

Tito: Slare is looking a little out on his feet.

Vega: Yeah a couple more of those right hands and this match might end real quick.

Slare blocks the next right and counters with a scoop slam. David is on his back and Slare kicks David in the head. David jumps up and grabs Slare forcing him into the ropes. David sets Slare up for an Irish whip. As Slare rebounds off the ropes and heads back across the ring David slides out of the ring. Slare is coming back to where David was, But David isn't there. Slare is looking around for him and then look through the ropes outside the ring. CRACK David hits Slare with a chain as he looks through the ring ropes. Slare falls outside the ring.

Jakes: OOOOOOOOOOOH now that's gonna leave a mark!!!!!

Vega: How did I know he was going to say that??

Tito just looks at them with a puzzled look on his face.

David grabs Slare and runs him into the ring post. And them the ring security rail. Crazed fans are patting Slare on the back.

Tito: We have to switch from the match for a sec, Jenny says there is something going on back stage. The camera does a split screen. Backstage Havoc Inc is huddled together working on a plan For Dr. Death's match. Whippz and Chainz head off in one direction. And the others head towards the FIRMS locker room.

Slare crawls back into the ring and gas a ladder and on the other side of the ring so has David. Slare gets into the ring first and runs at David with the ladder in hand. Slamming David in the head with the ladder. Slare quickly sets up the ladder and as David is getting to his feet. Slare comes off the top rung with a fling body press. And slams David and himself into the Guard Rail. A Holy Shit chant start in the Arena.

Tito: OOOOH MY GOD did ya see that???

Vega: Good Lawd!!!! These two are going to kill each other.

Slare grabs a chair from under the ring. And hits David with it repeatly. Slare then slide David into the ring and on top of the ladder. Slare sets up and drops a leg drop on to David and the ladder.

Tito,Vega, and Jakes: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Slare jumps up and taught the crowd. David makes his way over to the corner. Slare runs in and gets hit with a big boot to the face. Slare just crumbles and falls to the mat. David set Slare in the corner and take the ladder, puts it between Slares legs, opens it and.........

Tito: Oh my god he's not going to ............

Vega: Yes I think he's going to............

Jakes: I CAN"T WATCH!!

David drop kick the end of the ladder and hits Slare a lot farther south handle he would like. David into the ladder and closes it then slides out of the ring, grabs a chair. And starts beating the Slare ladder sandwich repeatedly. David stops and takes the other ladder and put it on top of the turnbuckle. He goes back over to Slare and pulls his half dead body out of the ladder. David sets Slare up for an Irish whip, but it counter and David slams into the ladder. David lies on the mat bleeding from the head. And looks to be knocked out. Slare points to the 20 foot ladder. The crowd goes wild. He leaves the ring, grabs the ladder and puts it in the rings. Slare sets up the ladder, then grabs David and then they head to the top of the ladder.

Tito: What the hell is Slare planning to do??

Jakes: It looks like he is not only going to end this match. But he's trying to end David's career.

Slare drags David up the ladder as they reach the top Slare looks like he's going to just push David backwards onto the ladder that is still on the top turnbuckle. Slare sets David up for a front facebuster instead. But David counter with a stall suplex. David is looking for the crowds to get behind him and as he starts to finish the move on Slare. David twists the suplex into a sit out powerbomb. They both slam through the ladder on the turnbuckle and the ref counts 1...2...3!!!

David Rave is the winner!!!

Jakes: Oh my god!!!! I thought Slare had that one but a twist ending and David still is the Champ.

Vega: Wow!!! I can't really say else. outside of I hope Khaos gives these guys a couple of days off.


(TKOW! TV Promo runs)


TKOW! #1 Contender Match for DragonWeight Title
Nathan Melvin vs Colin

Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to what is turning out to be one of the most magnificent nights in the history of Total Khaos Online Wrestling! You guys have to agree that this is great, isn?t it?

Vega: I do agree, Tito. The fans are excellent out here in the United Kingdom. They worship the sport so much? I?m not sure why we only come here a couple times a year.

Bill: I know why, Vega. It?s because our MegaStars can?t stand the horrendous teeth that these people have. It?s disgusting!

Tito: Well, whatever you guys may think about it, we?ve got a great match up next. The #1 Contender?s match for the TKOW! DragonWeight title!

Bill: Why is it only number one contender? This is a Pay-Per-View isn?t it? Shouldn?t it be for the belt itself? Oh wait! It just dawned on me. These English people don?t deserve to get such great entertainment.

Vega: Well, they already have gotten some terrific entertainment. And we just had the title match for the DragonWeight title. Idiot. This is Colin vs Nathan Melvin for the #1 contender ship.

Bill: Oh Yeah? they need to get their asses out here so I don?t need to listen to this useless babbling.

(Melvin comes out to the ring and gets in)

Tito: It?s Melvin! One half of this match!

Bill: Yeah? who cares?

Vega: I do! This man is amazing! He?s climbed to the top of the ladder so fast!

Melvin is dragging a long, thick cord with him. The cord is attached in the back of the arena. He?s dragging it by the middle. He picks up a mic.

NM: This cord is the cord that turns on Colin?s entrance music and video! With no video or music? he?s not a real wrestler!

Melvin picks up a large pair of scissors and cuts right through the cord. Colin walks out to the ring looking at Melvin. He slides in the ring and slaps him. Melvin looks down at the canvas and then looks up at Colin. He dives right into Colin and begins punching away. He gets up and hits a standing Shooting Star Press on Colin but Colin quickly rolls out of the way. He gets up and lifts up Melvin by the hair. He walks over to the corner and lands a Bulldog. He goes for the pin? 1- Melvin kicks out. Colin lifts up Melvin and tries to get a snapmare but Melvin counters it and hits him with a kick to the back of the knee. Melvin lands an elbow drop on Colin and goes for the pin. 1-2- Colin kicks out. Both men get up. Colin hits Melvin with a super kick and then walks the turnbuckle. He begins to untie the pad on the ringpost when Melvin comes from behind with a roll-up! But, there?s a problem? the ref can?t decide whose shoulders are down!!! It appears as if both men have their shoulders down. The ref begins to count. 1-2-3. He signals for the bell. He explains to the ring announcer that he can?t determine a winner! Suddenly, Vixon, Khaos, and Dr. Death appear on the KhaosTron.

Khaos: Well, it seems as if there?s a bit of confusion as to who the winner of the match is.

Death: Quite frankly, we?re confused also.

Vixon: Very confused.

Death: Thanks for screwing up the show guys? now everyone will go home with out knowing anything? not that that?s a change here.

Khaos: Well, we?re determining this match as No Contest!

Vixon: You two screwed it up for yourselves!

The KhaosTron fades to black

Tito: What the hell was that!?

Bill: I don?t know. But I think Dr. Death hit the nail on the head when he said they screwed up the show.

Vega: Well, they were far from screwing up the show, that?s for sure.

Tito: I think both these guys may be getting title shots sooner than later.

Tag Team Match
Jason Starr & Vance Knox vs Alyon Mac & Thrillshow

TP: Well, this next match-up should be interesting. This Jason Starr has been very impressive since debuting with TKOW, but I wonder how he and Vance will be to co-exist.

PBJ: Why do you even bother, Poppi? We all know Thrillshow and Mac have it in the bag. I say we just skip this match and move along.

VD: God, you're so annoying, Bill.

PBJ: I know, and you just can't get enough of it, can you?

VD: Ugh.

TP: Without further ado, let's get to the action!

"Me Against Me" by Project 86 echoes throughout the arena as Vance Knox makes his way to the ring. He stops halfway and waits his partner's arrival. Just then, Led Zepplin's "Kazmir" begins to blare over the loudspeaker, as blue fireworks shoot through the air. On the Khaostron, an outline of a hammerhead, with the words "NO SURRENDER" in gold lettering above it flash on and off the screen. As the fireworks subside, Jason Starr darts through the smoke towards the ring, carrying in his right hand a kendo-stick that he proceeds to bash himself multiple times in the skull with. As he gets in to the ring, he climbs up the turnbuckle on the right hand side of the ring and raises the stick in the air at the crowd. He then jumps off the turnbuckle and sits in the corner awaiting his opponents. Vance slides in the ring behind him.
Moments later, "Unwell" by MatchBox 20 sounds, as Alyon Mac comes out from behind the curtain. He stands up on the ramp awaiting Thrillshow's appearance. "Walk" by Pantera then sounds and Thrillshow glares at Mac before they both come running down to the ring to start the match.

Starr jumps up quickly from the corner and ducks a clothesline attempt from Thrillshow. Knox backdrops a charging Mac over the top-rope before taking his spot on the apron. Starr dominates Thrillshow with some hard right hands before whipping into the corner. He follows up with a bone crushing splash which knocks Thrillshow to the mat. Starr then picks him up and nails him with a hard brainbuster. Starr looks down and laughs before making the tag to Vance Knox. Knox comes in with a head of steam and has his way with the poor Thrillshow. Demonstrating his technical prowess, Knox locks Show in an elevated half crab before the ropes bail out Thrillshow. Knox then grabs a hold of his nemesis' leg before Thrillshow lunges and tags in Alyon Mac. Mac comes in hard with a serious of kicks, but is caught with a leg lariat by Knox. Knox pounds way at Mac's legs before tagging is Jason Starr. 'The Shark' kicks it up a gear and nails 3 German Suplexes before releasing his grip on Alyon. Alyon runs at Starr, but demonstrating his past basketball experience, Starr leaps high above him and connects with a spear on Mac's way back. He then locks in the Fujiwar Armba, making Alyon scream in pain. He releases the hold only to pick him up for a devastating vertabreaker. He then signals for some 'Unnecessary Roughness' (Top Rope Burning Hammer). He grabs Mac before heading up top.

BAM!

Starr connects and hooks the leg. Thrillshow runs in for the save, but to no avail as Vance Knox cuts him off with a side-tackle. Know and Starr are victorious in a great battle.

Winners: 'The Shark' Jason Starr and Vance Knox

TP: Wow! What a climax to that match with the top-rope Burning Hammer giving Knox and Starr the win.

PBJ: Ah, Starr cheated.

TP: How did he cheat?

PBJ: Oh, you saw what he did. There's no room for cheaters in TKOW.

VD: Bill, shut up!

TP: Thank you, Vega. I've been wanting to say that for a long time. Anyways, our next match is sure to one of the most brutal in TKOW history. Let's show our video package to see how this one came about.

6-Man House of Horrors Match
JBX, Kali-Yuga, & Nasty E vs Clench, Phoenix Kyle Richard & L-Dawg

(A video package rolls documenting all the history between the six respective participants.)

TP: Now, after seeing that you have to know there is not going to be a happy ending. Put the kiddies to bed, because it's time for the House of Horrors match.

PBJ: House of Horrors, y'say? Hey Vega, shouldn't you be in this?

VD: You son of a...

TP: Horrors with an 'H' Bill, not the kind you like.

PBJ: Oh, damn.

TP: I've just gotten word that all 6 combatants are ready to go, so let's get to the action!

The ring crew begins to toss some weapons into the ring as the Hell in a Cell, completely wrapped in barbed-wire, lowers down to the floor.

TP: Man, I'm getting shivers.

PBJ: I thought it was cold in here.

No music is played, the lights are simply turned down, as JBX, Kali-Yuga and Nasty E make their way to the ring. All three of them carry kendo sticks. They enter through the cell door one at a time, and await their fate.
Next, an eerie red color comes over the black and L-Dawg, Clench and Phoenix Kyle Richard enter onto the stage. Each man's wrists are taped, but none hold weapons. They too slowly make their way down the ramp and into the cell.

All six men engage in a stare down before Clench slaps the taste out of Nasty E's face. This starts the rumble as all the men smack each other around with anything they can get their hand on. L-Dawg and JBX beginning to repeatedly hit each other upside the head with trash cans while swearing loudly in Italian. Clench is rumbling with Kali-Yuga as Kyle Richard and Nasty E go at it. Kyle and Nasty seem evenly matched until Richards connects with a violent kendo stick shot right across Nasty's forehead. Blood begins to pour out massively from Nasty's head as a piece of wood appears to have been lodged in his eye. All the men stop for a second and look over before continuing on fighting. Paramedics? rush to ringside and pry open the door and get Nasty out. They load him onto a stretcher as one guy is overheard saying something about blindness. Team Punishment are now at a three-on-two advantage and begin to decimate JBX. Kali-Yuga is fighting valiantly against Clench, but is soon being choked with barbed wire. For the next several minutes, JBX's head is being scraped all around the cell. His head is soon a crimson mask. Meanwhile, Kali-Yuga is now exchanging chair shots with Clench in the ring. Both connect with shots simultaneously and are both knocked cold. Phoenix and L-Dawg continue their assault on JBX by throwing him like a dart into the unforgiving cell. Richard picks JBX up as L-Dawg picks up the ring steps. He's about to throw them when something begins flashing on the Megatron. It zooms in so you can see Nasty E outside the building. He holds in his hands a chainsaw, and has a big eye patch over one eye. Nasty then stats up the saw as the camera switches directions where you can see Jezebel tied up and gagged against a wall. She appears to be completely unconscious. Nasty revs the chainsaw again as the camera feed dies. Immediately, L-Dawg and Richards run out of the cell through the open door where Nasty was assisted out earlier. Clench and Kali-Yuga just now emerge off the mat in the ring oblivious to what is going on. They continue to rumble as JBX slides into the ring with the ring steps. Kali-Yuga then flips Clench around and JBX heaves the steps right into his face. Yuga puts a foot on Clench's prone body and a referee, who had been cowering in a corner the whole match, slides into the ring and makes the count.

Winners: JBX, Kali-Yuga and Nasty E

TP: Fans, we apologize for that graphic footage of Jezebel, but we had no idea it would be taken this far.

PBJ: What happened? Is Jezebel dead?

TP: I hope not, Bill. I hope to God she is okay.


(TKOW! TV Promo runs)


TKOW! TV Title Match
(Tapai Deathmatch)
?Stan "The Tank" Wilson vs RAGE
Guest Enforcer: Deacon Kross

Vega-Hide the women and children folks, because we?re about to witness what may possibly turn out to be the single most horrific and bloody match in TKOW history, the non-title Tapai Deathmatch between TKOW Television Champion, Stan ?The Tank? Wilson and RAGE.

Jakes-For those of you not too familiar with this match, the rules are horrifically simple. Both men will have their hands taped and covered in shards of broken glass, making the slightest punch from either man more damaging than ever before.

Tito-Not to mention the fact that Suga has been completely banned from ringside here tonight. And as if that wasn?t enough, Deacon Kross, the same man who along with his thugs brutally attacked both Wilson and RAGE this past Sunday, has been added to the match to serve as special guest enforcer. But in all honesty folks, there isn?t much to enforce because there are no rules, no DQ, no countout, the only way to win is either by pin fall or submission. And no, the match can not be stopped for any reason?including excessive blood loss.

Jakes-This one is a guaranteed bloodbath.

Tito-Here come?s Deacon Kross, the man who will take over all refereeing responsibility if for any reason, the official can?t continue with the match. And I?m kind of hoping that it doesn?t come to that.

[Kross slowly walks around the ring, eyeing the ring announcer before taking a seat by the timekeeper?s table.]

Tito-And just to let you all know folks, Kross? disciples have been banned from ringside also, just in case he?s got any smart ideas that could potentially ruin this matchup.

[?THAT?S YO ASS!!!? blares out from the speakers as ?#1 Stunna? by Big Tymers hits the arena and out walks RAGE from behind the curtain, being greeted by a very mixed reaction from the audience.]

Tito-RAGE doesn?t seem to be himself tonight. He?s not walking with his usual cocky swagger, nor is he trash talking.

Vega-Well for one thing, Suga?s not with him. Plus he?s got to be completely focused going into this thing. One slip up, and it could cost him big time.

Jakes-Those are all true facts, but you can?t deny that this very mixed reaction that he?s receiving right now is playing on his mind somewhat.

Vega-You?re right, but in this type of match, he can?t give a damn about what the fans think. There should be one thing, and one thing only on his mind, and that?s getting past Stan Wilson. If he is able to beat Wilson here tonight, it will solidify his position as a key player here in TKOW, which no one can deny, has been on shaky ground ever since he lost the World Title.

[As RAGE enters the ring and casually stands in the corner, the arena goes dark as ?The Next Big Thing? hits and out walks Stan who receives a slightly more receptive reaction from the crowd as he begins lightly jogging in place while staring at his wrapped fists. He walks halfway to the ring and stops, before beginning to pace back and forth.]

Jakes-Here he comes, the man who for the past week has been put through a stressful, and somewhat cruel training regimen at the hands of the legend himself, ?Hardkore? Jonnie Valentine, preparation of this match.

Vega-But Jonnie isn?t here tonight folks, Stan is completely here on his own, and I think he likes it that way.

Tito-Stan looks a little apprehensive, could he possibly be rethinking this thing?

Vega-Possible, but highly unlikely. He wants this match, and he wants it bad.

Jakes-No doubt, Stan is obviously the bigger and stronger of the two, but you?ve got to consider the playing field sort of leveled with the horrific stipulations in place.

[As Stan continues to pace back and forth on the outside, RAGE walks over to the edge of the ring, leans over the top rope, and shoots Stan the finger. Stan?s eyes widen and his nostrils flare up as he charges towards the ring, sliding under the bottom rope, only to be met with vicious double axe handles to his back by RAGE.]

Tito-We?re underway, and the blood is already flowing.

Vega-Those hard axe handles to the back with those glass covered fists are tearing Stan?s back to shreds.

[The camera pans in on Stan?s face, only to show him crying out in pain as RAGE begins to repeatedly stomp him on his back and head.]

Jakes-The look on Stan?s face says it all. Look at him, he?s riving in pain.

Vega-There?s absolutely no way in hell this match can last long.

Tito-RAGE now pulling Stan to his feet and whips him across the ring...he catches Stan with a big forearm smash to the head.

Vega-Forearm my ass! That was all fist!

Jakes-We?re only three minutes into this match, and Stan has already been busted wide open.

[RAGE stands over the Stan?s body, staring at his glass covered fist, as Stan lays barely conscious on mat with blood beginning to flow from over his left eye. Suddenly RAGE mounts him, and begins pummeling away.]

Tito-The ref may have to stop this thing. RAGE has completely lost it.

Vega-The ref can?t stop it Tito. The only way this match can end has to be by either pin fall or submission.

Jakes-He?s right. Let?s not forget, Stan?s the one who made this match in the first place.

Tito-RAGE is tearing Stan apart in there. That wound over Stan?s eye is getting wider and wider with every punch. Blood is everywhere.

[RAGE finally ceases and takes a moment to examine his work before standing up and playing to the crowd who are still completely divided with half still chanting ?Stan? and the other half chanting ?F*ck ?Em Up RAGE, F*ck ?Em Up *clap, clap*?. With a smile slowly forming on his face, RAGE begins to climb to the top rope. He takes off and nails Stan with a Diving Headbutt that he?s powerless to stop.]

Jakes-This could be it here and RAGE hooks the leg?

One?

Two?

Jakes-Stan got the shoulder up!

Tito-He may be battered and bloody, but he?s not out yet.

Vega-He may be soon. The blood is flowing like a stream from his head.

Tito-Here?s RAGE, pulling Stan back to his feet and whipping him into the corner.

Jakes-He?s setting up in the opposite corner, looking like a bull getting ready to charge.

Tito-Here he comes?huge Running Clothesline to Stan in the corner, who drops like a rock to the mat.

Vega-I don?t believe it. RAGE is completely dominating this match. I was certainly expecting a hell of a lot more from Stan than this.

Jakes-Just maybe, all of the talk, all of the insults, all the continuous hyping of his own ego has finally caught up with The Tank. After all, he?s in there with a former TKOW World Champion. If he thought this match was going to be some sort of cakewalk, then he?s sadly mistaken and paying the price for it severely now.

Tito-RAGE rolls Stan?s seemingly lifeless body over and hooks the leg again?

One?

Two?

Tito-Stan got the shoulder up again!

Vega-You?ve got to be kidding me. You mean after all of that punishment, he?s still in this thing?

Jakes-It would seem so.

Vega-RAGE doesn?t look too worried though. He?s pulling out to the center of the ring now. It looks like he?s going to fly again.

Tito-RAGE scaling to the top again, he?s signaling for the Bankhead Bounce.

Vega-Here he comes?.he nailed it!

Jakes-Here?s the cover?

One?

Two?

Th?

Jakes-Stan kicked out! I don?t believe it. RAGE is digging deep into his arsenal, and it still isn?t enough to stop The Tank.

Vega-For Christ?s sake, that giant bastard just won?t stay down!

Tito-I think RAGE can answer that question. He?s signaling for the Thug Passion, much to the delight of half the crowd, which is split squarely down the middle.

[RAGE pulls Stan to his feet and sets him up for the Thug Passion, but out of nowhere, Stan powers out of it with overhead Northern Lights suplex which brings the side of the arena chanting for him back to life.]

Vega-No way! How could he?

Tito-I don?t know, but he?s stirring around on that mat and worst yet?I think he just saw the sight of his own blood!

[Stan pulls himself to his feet with help of the ring ropes and turns his attention towards RAGE who is also getting back to his feet as well. Stan walks over to RAGE, who takes a swing, but has it blocked by Stan who answers with a huge knee to the midsection before whipping him across the ring?]

Jakes-Stan goes for the big clothesline?but RAGE ducks it and comes off the opposite ropes?

Vega-SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! A huge spear from RAGE has put him right back in control of this thing!

Tito-Here?s the cover?

One?

Two?

Th?

Jakes-Stan kicked out again!

Vega-Now I think RAGE is starting to get a little frustrated. He put almost everything he had into that spear.

Jakes-Wait a minute?RAGE is rolling out of the ring and heading over to the timekeeper?s table where the special enforcer for this match, Deacon Kross, is sitting.

Tito-He?s trying to grab a chair, but Kross just got his face, trying to take that chair away from him.

Vega-They?re jarring away at one another?now it?s a shoving contest?hey wait?

Jakes-Stan?s made it back to this feet and he?s on the top rope?DOUBLE FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO BOTH RAGE AND KROSS!!!

Vega-It looks like a goddamn car wreck out here!

Tito-All three men are down ladies and gentlemen, and as if it hadn?t already, this thing has gotten completely out of hand. Where?s the order?

Vega-That?s the point Tito, it?s a Tapai Deathmatch, there isn?t any.

Tito-Here?s the replay?

[The replay screen in the corner shows Stan slowly scaling the top rope as Kross and RAGE argue on the outside. As Kross and RAGE begin shoving one another, it?s too late before they notice the 6?10?? giant flying to the outside of the ring, crashing them both under his weight.]

Tito-We?re back in live action folks, and all three men are still down, but RAGE and Stan are beginning to stir around on the outside.

Jakes-I think Kross might have possibly caught the worse of that high risk maneuver. He?s barely showing any signs of life at all.


Vega-Stan?s trying to pull himself up, with the help of the ring apron, he?s lost a lot of blood and that last move that he just took certainly didn?t help matters any.

[Stan finally makes it to his feet and eyes RAGE crawling around on the floor. Stan walks over and pulls RAGE to his feet, but doesn?t notice the steel chair that RAGE is picking up with him.]

Tito-Stan spins RAGE around?

Vega-RAGE just drove that chair deep into Stan?s abdomen and both men fall to their knees.

[While crawling around on the floor, both men look up and lock eyes with one another. While still holding his abdomen with one hand, Stan reaches up with his other and flips RAGE off.]

Jakes-Stan returning the favor from earlier, and that?s certainly not going to bring these two any closer together.

[Enraged, RAGE picks up the chair again, before pulling back and?]

WHACK!!!

Crowd-OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Tito-GOOD LORD!!!!! RAGE JUST LEVELED STAN WITH THE MOTHER OF ALL CHAIRSHOTS IN RESPONSE TO THAT GESTURE!!!!

[The zooms in on the chair, revealing a massive dent in it that has nearly completed destroyed the seat.]

Vega-The dent in that chair looks like a freaking crater! And Stan is out like a light!

Jakes-Oh man, Stan is really busted open now. There?s actually a poodle starting to form around the ground that he?s laying on.

Tito-RAGE just slid back into the ring with that steel chair, and the ref is powerless to stop him from using it.

[RAGE takes a rest over in the corner while Stan begins to pull himself back to his feet once again. RAGE eyes it, and gets set with his chair in hand, awaiting Stan to climb back into the ring.]

Tito-RAGE now stalking the giant, like a predator waiting to pounce on it?s prey.

Jakes-Look at Stan, he?s barely standing with the help of ring apron and his eye are rolling into the back of his head.

Vega-I don?t think he can take much more of this.

[As Stan slowly crawls back into the ring, he?s oblivious to the fact that RAGE is waiting for him.]

Vega-Oh man, he is really going to crush Stan?s cranium with this one.

[RAGE is yelling, ?That?s Yo Ass, Bitch!? awaiting as Stan is trying to pull himself back to his feet with the aid of the ropes. As Stan finally makes and turns around, RAGE swings?]

Tito-Wait, Stan just collapsed?

WHACK!!!

Tito-OH MY GAWD!!! AS RAGE SWUNG THAT CHAIR, STAN COLLAPSED, CAUSING THE CHAIR TO BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES AND BACK INTO RAGE?S FACE!!

Vega-Hey?there now looks to be a small gash over RAGE?s left eye.

[Once again, with the aid of the ring ropes, Stan pulls himself to his feet and stumbles over into the corner while RAGE, who is still a little dizzy from his own chairshot, picks up the chair again and charges towards Stan.]

Tito-Here comes RAGE again?

Jakes-Desperation Big Boot by Stan to the face of RAGE knocking that chair out of his hand.

[As RAGE lays on the canvas, Stan bounces off the ropes and drives his glass wrapped fist deep into RAGE?s forehead.]

Vega-It?s about to get really messy folks!

Jakes-Now it?s Stan mounting RAGE and pummeling away, trying to open that wound as wide as possible.

Tito-Look at his eyes! It?s as if RAGE has awakened something that should have remained asleep!

[Stan gets up and stumbles over to the turnbuckle, where he climbs to the second rope and comes off hitting a vicious leg drop across the throat of RAGE.]

Tito-RAGE is gasping for air after that move, Stan may have just crushed his trachea!

Vega-That?s over 285 pounds being elevated before crashing down onto your windpipe. He may have just as well dropped a foundation of bricks on him.

Jakes-It doesn?t look like Stan?s finished either. He?s pulling RAGE to his feet.

[Stan scoops up RAGE and presses him over his head.]

Jakes-Look at the power, the strength of this giant. He?s?oh no!

Tito-STAN JUST COLLAPSED and RAGE LANDED ON TOP OF HIM?

One?Two?Thr?

Tito-Stan just barely got the shoulder up!

Vega-He?s lost too much blood. He can?t continue, there?s no way in hell.

[As both men lay nearly lifeless on the canvas, the divided crowd begins to chant frantically for their prospective favorite.]

Tito-:Listen to these people! They?re shouting to the top of their lungs, but it appears as RAGE will get the momentum from it as he?s getting to his feet first.

Vega-Once again, he?s signaling for the Thug Passion!

Tito-He?s pulling Stan to his feet and?

Crowd-OHHHHHH!!!

Jakes-LOW BLOW!!! LOW BLOW!!! ANOTHER DESPERATION MOVE BY THE TANK!!!

Tito-Stan desperately trying to get back to his feet with the help of the ropes, and so is RAGE who is still very much feeling the effects of that low blow from Stan.

[As both men stir around on the canvas, the camera cuts to Deacon Kross who seems to be coming to after that clothesline off the top rope from Stan earlier. Back in the ring, RAGE finally stumbles back to his feet, followed by Stan. RAGE turns around and is immediately scooped up by Stan who once again presses him over his head.]

Tito-Here we go again, Stan showing his incredible power.

Vega-But can he hold it this time?

[With RAGE pressed over his head, Stan turns and notices a few fans in the front row chanting ?Big Stan Sucks?. An evil smile comes across his face as he walks closer to the edge of the ring.]

Vega-What the hell is he do?.no, he wouldn?t!

Jakes-The hell he wouldn?t?.

Tito-OH MY GAWD!!! OH MY GAWD!!! STAN JUST LAUNCHED RAGE FROM INSIDE THE RING OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE FRONT ROW!!!

Crowd-HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!

Jakes-My sentiments exactly! That was just plain f*cking sick!!

Vega-Look in the ring, Stan just collapsed again.

Tito-That ring is a freaking mattress compared to RAGE being launched like a torpedo into other human beings.

[The replay shows Stan pressing RAGE over his head before throwing him right into the sea of life in the front row, before cutting back to live action where security and medical personal are desperately trying to sort out the huge mess.]

Tito-Stan is crawling out of the ring, onto the floor and looking under the ring for something.

Vega-Oh c?mon, are you shitting me? As if glass wrapped fists, and steel chairs weren?t enough, Stan just pulled a table from underneath the ring, and with the last ounce of energy that he has in his body, he?s slowly setting it up!

Jakes-It now looks as if someone will be leaving this arena with a hefty set of splinters in their back.

[After setting up the table on the outside of the ring Stan, who seems to be just barely standing, stumbles over to the barricade where security and EMT?s are still tending to a few injured fans, and pulls RAGE back over the barricade.]

Vega-This just can?t be good fellas, it just can?t.

Jakes-Stan with a hard whip?

CRASH!!!

Tito-RAGE was just sent flying into the ring steps like a scud missile.

Vega-But what awaits on the other side is a far worse fate.

Jakes-RAGE doesn?t look like he can even stand right about now.

Vega-But that?s not going to stop Stan. He just walked over and grabbed RAGE by the throat, and pulled back to his feet.

Tito-Oh God, please don?t tell me he?s going to do this.

Jakes-He?s going to powerbomb him through that table, this?ll put RAGE away for good.

Crowd-OHHHH!!!!

Tito-RAGE just dropped to his knees and countered with a vicious low blow to Stan.

Vega-Once again, both men are down and possibly out.

Jakes-The ref is now on the outside, trying to bring both men back around but it seems as if it?s no use.

[The camera cuts away to Deacon Kross who has just made it back to his feet. Fuming with anger, he walks to where Stan and RAGE are laying. He looks as if he?s about to attack both men, but the ref steps in the way preventing him from doing so. Kross and the ref begin to argue as RAGE rolls himself back into the ring, followed by Stan.]

Tito-Kross and the official are yelling at one another, and we?re in the middle of a damn match here.

[Suddenly, Kross pushes down the referee, rolls into the ring and picks up the steel chair from earlier.]

Vega-He?s going to scramble the brain matter of the man who gets to their feet first.

Jakes-There?s no doubt about?hey, wait a minute?someone?s coming down to the ringside.

Tito-It?s Suga!!! But she?s banned completely banned from being out here.

Vega-She just climbed onto the apron and is pleading with Kross not to hit RAGE with that chair, but Stan instead.

[As Kross is distracted by Suga?s plee, the ref passes her and gets back in the ring and tries to take the chair away from Kross who begins to pull it back.]

Vega-We got ourselves a little game of tug of war in the ring now.

[As the ref and Kross are trying to pull the chair from one another, Stan and RAGE have stumbled back to their feet. Not paying any attention to the other chaos ensuing, they begin to trade punches with one another.]

Tito-And here we go, there? s a big right from RAGE?

Vega-Stan answers with one of his own?

Tito-RAGE with yet another big right hand?

Vega-And Stan returns with another as well?

Jakes-Both men just ripping each other?s face apart with those glass covered fists.

Tito-Hey wait?Stan is reeling a bit, he?s lost more blood of the two. RAGE is putting everything he has into those punches now, as Stan doesn?t look as if he?s going to be able to last much longer.

[With Stan starting to wobble, RAGE attempts a whip, but with his last ounce of strength, Stan blocks and reverses it, sending RAGE towards the ref and Kross who are still trying to take the chair from one another. RAGE slams into Kross from behind, who goes into the referee, who?s sent flying backwards towards Suga?s direction.]

Tito-NO WAIT!!!

CRASH!!!!

Crowd-OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tito-GOOD GAWD!!! GOOD GAWD!!!! SUGA JUST WENT FLYING OFF THE APRON RIGHT ONTO THAT TABLE THAT WAS SET UP EARLIER FOR RAGE!!! GET SOME GODDAMN HELP OUT HERE NOW!!!

Vega-The ref is out there and is calling for more EMTs to get out here and help.

Tito-Both RAGE and Kross are standing in complete shock.

[As RAGE is distracted in absolute horror, Stan swings him around and grabs him by the throat.]

Tito: Stan has Rage in a choke! The glass is cutting Rage?s neck like a saw! Rage knees Stan in the stomach than lands a right hand that cuts Stan?s lip! Rage turns to look for Suga but the blood pouring in his eyes has blinded him. Stan grabs Rage around the neck again and hits his finisher the The Chokeslam from Hell! Stan covers Rage as the ref gets up & pulls himself together and makes the count?.1?.2?.(WHAM!) Deacon Kross just laid out the ref with that chair! Stan gets in Kross?s face and punches him in the face! The glass cuts Kross under his eye! Kross swings back with the chair and (BAM!) Levels Stan with a big chair shot! Stan falls back and lands on Rage. Kross drops down and makes the count!?.1?.2?.3! Kross declares Stan Wilson the winner. Kross takes the chair and whacks Stan in the head again. Kross wipes the blood from his eye as he walks to the back. Rage and Stan lay in the middle of the ring battered.


(TKOW! TV Promo runs)


3-Way Dance #1 Contender Tag Match
Jackson Fear & Jay Matthews vs Dave Sadler & Tha Answer vs 69 Boyz

Entrance: Walk this Way by RUN DMC and Aerosmith plays on the MegaTron. The words 69 Boyz flash on the KhaosTron. 6-Strings & Tech-9 come out through a pile of smoke and get in the ring. Lasers flash all over the arena.

"Back in Black" by AC/DC blares loudly over the speakers as Jackson Fear and Jay Matthews, ?The Psycho Thrillers? come down to the ring. The crowd is cheering the duo as they enter the ring.

Music-No chance in hell by Dope plays as fireworks pour from the ramp as Dave Sadler walks to the ring. He get a big pop from the crowd. Dave grabs a mic.

Dave: It?s good to be home! (crowd pops) I have been waiting for this PPV for a while now and you bloody well better believe that when you go to your flats tonight you will be talking about what Dave Sadler did tonight! (crowd pops again) I don?t have a partner, but it doesn?t matter. I will kick some bum by my lonesome! (Crowd pops) Now on with my match!

(Bell rings)

Tito: Fear locks up with Tech! Fear throws Tech out the ring! Fear follows and stomps on Tech! Jay Matthews and Strings exchange blows! Sadler slides out the ring and starts shaking hands with his fans in the U.K. audience! Fear grabs Tech and slams him into the announce table! Tech swings back at Fear, but Fear ducks and clothesline Tech over the table!

Vega: In your face and personal! Get of me!

Tito: In the ring Strings has gotten the upper hand on Matthews! Strings hits a DDT! Then follows with a suplex! Fear and Tech battling right in front of us. Fear sets Tech up for a German Suplex! Tech blocks it and suplexes Fear on the floor! Tech grabs a chair and sets up to hit Fear. Sadler walks over a grabs the chair from Tech. (WHAM!) Sadler lays out Tech! Sadler walks over to Fear.

Jakes: Sadler?s going to clean Fears clock too!

Tito: Sadler looks at Fear and get ready to swing. (WHAM!) Sadler hits Tech in the head again! Sadler reaches out to Fear and helps him up. Dave looks at Fear and mumbles something? Fear looks stunned as Sadler walks away. Vega is up now! Where are you going?

(Vega runs over to Fear with a mic.)

Vega: What did Sadler say?

(Fear looks at Vega, than back at the departing Sadler.)

Fear: He said???New Bloods for Life.

Tito: Huh? Back in the ring Matthews is setting Strings up for the Spinal shake ( Like a Fisherman DDT, but he hits it like the edgeacution ) String blocks the attempt but Fear jumps in the ring and grabs Strings. Fear and Matthews hit Strings with a double Spinal shake! Fear covers Strings! 1?2?.3! The Psycho Thrillers win! But what?s up with Dave Sadler?

[TKOW Board]

Flaming Tables Match
Dr. Death vs Xcutioner
(Backstage)

X is in the FIRMs locker room. He has his cell phone. But he slams the door on the camera. And locks the door.

JJ: X come on I need to talk to you.(Jenny bangs on the door.) X....... X..... X....... Dammit!!!!

Then the door opens.

X: What the hell do you want???

JJ: Just a little bit a....... we saw Havoc Inc heading this way.

X: And..........

JJ: Well doesn't that bother you any???

X: NO!!! Let's just say my back is well covered!!!

With that X slams the door and laugh and starts talking to RAGE and Legend. The camera is in Khaos' office. Death is sitting behind the desk. When the phone rings.

Death: Khaos' office?? Good so everything is in place. Good very good.

Death sits back and laughs. Then hits starts to make his way to the ring. X is walking to the ring and he walks past Vixon and her crew. Whippz and Chainz start to approach X. X stops, but before anything can happens Vixon steps in and gives X a wink and says Good luck. As X walks away. She says You'll need it. And they all laugh. X's music hits and X comes down to the ring. Dr. Death's music hits and out walks Havoc Inc. and they stand at the top of the ramp and wait for Death. X calls for a mic.

X: I knew it Death you couldn't Face me alone. But I don't give a Fuck!!! All of you can come do here one by one and I'll hand you an Ass Whoop'n.

X throws the mic down and waits for the first person to come to the ring. Then Vixon starts to head to the ring. X waits for her. And even goes over to the ropes and hold them open for her. As Vixon gets close to the ring she stops and point behind X. As X turns around Death hits him with a chain. X falls to the mat. And Havoc Inc makes it way backstage. Death starts laying the boots to X. X makes his way to his feet. And Death Irish whips him into the corner and follows it up with a big clothesline. X crumbles into the corner. Death stomps a mudhole in X's chest. Death backs off and lets X get to his feet. Then runs in and spears X. X falls to the mat. X tries to crawl away from Death, But Death drops an elbow into the middle of X's back.

Jakes: Wow!!! Have you ever seen X, The FIRM Pitbull beat this bad??

Vega: No!!! But it looks like Death done he's homework. He hasn't like X get to his feet at all.

X gets to he's hands and knees. Death is standing over him yelling" Get up!!" then kick X in the ribs. X rolls out of the ring. As he staggers around the Death comes round the over side and sets up to deliver a thunderous clothesline when X duck and counters with a shuffle kick to Death's chin. Both men fall to the floor. Then X stands and rolls into the ring. X look like he has a second wind. Death rolls into the ring and X starts kicking him in the ribs repeatly. The Ref pulls X off. Then X charges and grabs Death by the throat. The Ref starts a 5 count and gets to 4 when X breaks the hold, but then does it again.

Tito: Now that's the Pitbull I know and love.

Vega: DUDE!!!! You said you love the XCUTIONER!!!!

Tito: Dammit!!!! You know what the hell I mean!!!

Jakes: NO!! What do you mean there Tito??

Tito: Just shut the hell up you know what the hell I mean!!!

Both Vega and Jakes laugh and go back to calling the match. The ref gets to 3 and X doesn't look like he's going to break the hold this time. So Death break hold for him. Death kicks X in the crouch. X folds up and falls to the mat. Death signal to the back. The camera splits again and it is focused on the FIRMs locker room. then there a beeping sound and Whippz is backing a forklift up to the door. and then they head to the ring. Back at the ring Death pulls a table into the ring and sets it on fire. Whippz and Chainz start down the ramp and Death is waiting for them. X grabs Death. X is about to hit the 187 but Chainz grabs his foot and X and Death crash to the floor. X and Death are out. Whippz grabs a table and sets it on fire. Death gets to his feet and hits the ref. The ref is out and Death orders Whippz to light up another table. They pull X out of the ring and are about to slam X through the table.

Tito: No!! NO!! NO!! Dammitt somebody stop this!!! They can't beat X like this. Havoc Inc was banned from ringside.

Vega: Then go help him. There is no one else to. The FIRM is lock in there locker room.

Whippz and Chainz have X up and are about to put him through the table. When out of nowhere Sean Christopher comes out of the crowd with a chair and lies out Whippz and Chainz. X rolls back into the ring. Death doesn't know that X is back in the ring, Death is trying to revive the Ref. X grabs Death and Irish whips Death into the rows. X hits Death with a cross body block that sends them both over the ropes and crashing down into the flaming table. As they hit the table the Ref sees them hit the table. The ref is groggy and trying to get to his feet. Security comes to the ring with fire extinguisher to put out the fire. But both men are motionless. The Paramedic are check on them and the crowd is silent. Until the ring announcer climbs into the ring.

Tito: Dammitt who won already!!!!

Vega: Sit down!!!

Tito: I can't!!!! X is my boy. And it's a good thing Sean was here.

Jakes: I think the ref has made his decision.

(Back in the ring. The announcer grabs a mic and....... The referee has decided that this match is a DRAW!!! The crowd looses its mind. Boos fly and then the crowd notices that X and Death are getting up under their own power. Both men start up the ramp with a little help from their friends.)

(TKOW! TV Promo runs)

3 Layers of Hell Match
Onslaught vs Gideon

Tito: Would you look at that thing!

The massive three layered cage telescopes open as it drops from the ceiling. Red lights pan across the steel mesh as it encompasses the ring. It consists of three cages, stacked and welded one on top of the other, each cage successively smaller like a pyramid. Each cage has a door on the side. The topmost cage has a chain attached to the ceiling, with a black flag attached to the chain.

Vega: That is one scary contraption. It sends shivers down my spine just looking at it.

Bill: Yikes?.Tito, tell the people at home how the hell somebody wins this thing.

Tito: The first person to reach and retrieve the flag in the topmost cage wins the match. There can be no pinfall, submission, or DQ victories. ANYTHING GOES.

Bill: And you know with Onslaught ?anything goes? will be taken literally.

A single, slim blue shaft of light settles on the middle of the ring. Slowly, a single feather follows the light down?and when the feather hits the mat the arena is blinded by a flash of bright white pyro from the top of the ramp and the single blue light has turned into a stroboscopic blue light. The Khaostron comes alive with the darkened outline of a slim figure that seems to grow huge angelic wings. The wings stretch out and when they unfurl fully the screen shifts into a montage of Gideon in action! ?Blue Monday? by Orgy hits the sound system. Through the strobes we see Gideon appear at the top of the ramp clad in a long dark coat. He makes his way to the ring with little pomp and circumstance, but acknowledges the people with a nod or brief wave. He stops short of the cage, and looks up at it for a moment with trepidation, before stepping through the door.

Bill: Oh man?.here comes the evil!

Red police like lights (just like Big Poppa Pump's) bathe the arena and a montage of news clips can be heard: ??a kettle on the stove which held boiled body parts/police have identified more victims/most disgusting thing I?ve ever seen in all my years on the force/he had sex with some of his victims, and he may have been a necrophiliac.? Then, a wall of fire erupts at the top of the ramp and Onslaught is seen standing at the top of the ramp, with his hair cast down over his face. At this point: House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie hits. Onslaught makes his way down to the ring. He wraps his fingers through the cage and stares at Gideon for a while. Gideon returns the stare. Finally, Onslaught breaks their stare down and rolls into the ring through the door. An official closes the door behind him!

The fans go nuts as Onslaught and Gideon face each other down in the cage. It seems like an eternity of animosity is passing between them.

Tito: By God, it?s like you can feel the years of pain and betrayal coming out of those stares. I have a sickening feeling that we are about to witness something unparalled here?.

Onslaught and Gideon step closer to each other, never breaking the stare down. Finally, Gideon takes a step back and assumes a fighter?s stance. Onslaught turns away from him with disdain and rolls his eyes?.and then explodes into Gideon with a clothesline from hell! Gideon crashes to the mat!

Vega: Onslaught immediately takes the lead right from the bat!

Gideon clutches the back of his head and Onslaught picks up his foot and kicks his inner leg repeatedly. Finally, Onslaught flips Gideon over and applies a single leg boston crab on the injured leg.

Tito: He?s working on keeping Gideon grounded by taking out that leg.

Onslaught leans way back and torques Gideon?s leg, Onslaught releases a bone chilling feral scream as he attempts to wrench Gideon?s knee out of its socket. Gideon tries to pull himself up with his arms, and finally he does and claws to the ropes?but the match is no DQ! Onslaught drags Gideon back to the center of the ring, but as he does so Gideon hops up on one leg and delivers a blindingly fast enzuguri to the back of Onslaught?s head! Onslaught sinks down to one knee, and Gideon plants him all the way down to the mat with a standing dropkick to Onslaught?s face. But Onslaught gets up immediately, totally unphased by the kicks. Gideon takes a step back, and Onslaught gores Gideon into the corner viciously, and follows it up with repeated shoulder rams that fold Gideon up like an accordion.

Bill: Things aren?t looking up for the wonderkid?

Onslaught grabs a large helping of Gideon?s hair?.and starts to bite his head!

Vega: My God!

Gideon tries to struggle out, but not before Onslaught and torn off some skin from Gideon?s forehead, opening his little brother up. Gideon stumbles out of the corner, using the ropes for support. Onslaught lays into Gideon with a series of furious right hands. Then, he forces Gideon?s head into the ropes and runs his face across the middle rope! Gideon goes down again, holding his face as blood starts running freely across his face from his forehead. Onslaught is on him again with a lunging chokehold. Finally, Onslaught lets go and gazes out at the crowd, drawing huge heat from all those in attendance. He goes up to the cage and spews some of Gideon?s blood that remained in his mouth through the bars. But as Onslaught turns around he receives a thrust kick to the midsection. But Gideon performs it based on his wounded leg, and stumbles slightly. Gideon shrugs of the pain and tries to perform an axe kick on the doubled over Onslaught, but Onslaught dodges and grabs Gideon by the throat for a chokeslam! But Gideon won?t stop fighting! He uses his body?s momentum to grab hold of Onslaught?s arm and pull him down into an arm drag, but still Onslaught has hold of Gideon?s throat from the ground! Gideon kicks at Onslaught?s arm furiously, and eventually gets him to break the hold. Gideon snaps to his feet and Onslaught gets up as well. Gideon runs at Onslaught, but Onslaught is ready. He heaves Gideon into the cage wall?.but in an amazing display of prowess Gideon latches onto the cage, and as Onslaught turns around Gideon drops down to the top rope and propels himself off of it into a moonsault which fells Onslaught! The fans pop.

Tito: What a contest!

Gideon gets to his feet shakily, and waits for Onslaught to get to his. Gideon unleashes with a flurry of shoot punches and knee lifts. The fans pop again as Gideon corners Onslaught into the turn buckle?.and continues to bound away at him with a fury not yet seen from the young competitor! But, abruptly the tide turns and Onslaught palms Gideon?s face and drives him down to the mat. Onslaught elbow drops Gideon in the spine and goes to work on his leg again by winding it around his own leg and snapping himself back down to the mat, torquing the knee suddenly and violently. Gideon lets out an anguished cry.

Tito: That?s a good way to dislocate a kneecap!

Onslaught gets up and repeats the move, and Gideon releases another cry of pain. Finally, Onslaught disentangles himself and a look of perverse joy crosses his features. He looks at the cage door as he picks Gideon up.

Vega: Oh God?.what?s he got planned here?

Bill: All I know is it?s gonna be something evil! Can you expect anything less from this freak show?

Onslaught grabs the back of Gideon?s pants and his shirt collar, winds back, and sends Gideon crashing into the cage door with such force the door snaps off its hinges and Gideon is spiked into the crowd barricade!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Bill: Uh?.my sentiments exactly!

Tito: That was sick!

Vega: The door is hanging off the cage, what power!!!

Onslaught rolls out of the ring and grabs the door. He rips the door off its remaining hinge and brings it up high before crashing it down on Gideon?s back! Onslaught measures his little brother before driving the end of the door into Gideon?s injured knee again and again?.his perverse grin widening with each blow and each of his brother?s screams. Gideon tries to crawl away, but Onslaught stalks him slowly and methodically, watching him crawl. Onslaught stands over his brother and raises the cell door above his head again, and as he brings it down Gideon flips onto his back and kicks up and the door rebounds into Onslaught?s face! Onslaught drops the cell door and falls back against the crowd control barricade. Gideon struggles to his feet and performs a spinning crescent kick, which sends Onslaught over the barricade. Then, Gideon jogs back, and takes a running leap at the barricade. He propels off the barricade and into a big splash to the outside just as Onslaught was getting to his feet. The crowd forms a circle around them and those closest to the competitors start up another HOLY SHIT chant. Onslaught and Gideon remain prone on the mat for some time, before Gideon finally gets to his feet. Gideon crawls back over the crowd barricade and collapses on the floor. Onslaught sits up and grabs a vacant steel chair at ringside. Onslaught waits outside the barricade and as Gideon gets back to his feet Onslaught crashes the chair upside Gideon?s head! Gideon goes back down and Onslaught grabs hold of the bottom of the ladder and starts to climb. Gideon struggles up to his feet, his face a crimson mask of blood, yet somehow he summons the strength to leap up and grab Onslaught?s leg and drag him back down to the floor. Again, both men remain prone with exhaustion.

Tito: These two haven?t even reached the second level of the cage?.and look at the carnage already!

Onslaught gets to his feet and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a table! Onslaught props up the table and lays Gideon on it. Onslaught starts to climb again and when he almost reaches the top of the first cage, he pushes off to elbow drop Gideon through the table! But Gideon rolls out of the way and Onslaught crashes through the table, sending splintered wood in all directions! The crowd pops and starts to chant Gideon?s name! Gideon retrieves the steel chair Onslaught used earlier and proceeds to pound away at him with it with repeated vicious chair shots to Onslaught?s torso!

Tito: That?s it! Beat the hell out of that bastard!!!

Bill: Way to be unbiased Tito?

Vega: You?re a fine one to talk Bill.

Gideon drops the chair and starts to climb. Onslaught slowly gets up and starts to climb as well. Onslaught catches up to Gideon and the two men start to trade blows, hanging off the side of the cage. Onslaught finally wins out, and he grabs Gideon?s head and pulls him back down to the ground with a modified bulldog off the side of the cage! Both men hit the ground again, but Gideon hits headfirst and he clutches his head and roils about on the ground in agony!

Bill: Jee-Zus! How Gideon doesn?t have a fractured skull after that is beyond me!

Onslaught is the first to get up. He begins to climb the cage, slowly but surely. Finally, he reaches the top of the first cage and rests against the door to the second cage. Meanwhile, Gideon has somehow gotten to his feet back down on the floor. He reaches desperately for the cage, and his hand slips off the mesh. He collects himself for a moment more, before regaining the strength to try again. Gideon latches onto the cage and slowly begins to climb. Onslaught finally stirs and reaches for the mesh on the second cage just above the door. He digs his foot into the door?s mesh to start climbing to the third and final cage?.but Gideon reaches the second level just as Onslaught begins his climb! Gideon grabs Onslaught?s leg and yanks him down. Onslaught?s face rubs on the steel mesh on the way down, opening up multiple bleeding wounds all over his face.

Tito: Now Onslaught?s been busted open!

Gideon grabs Onslaught?s head and proceeds to bash it repeatedly into the cage door. Then, Gideon steps back and dropkicks Onslaught through the door! The door snaps open and Onslaught stumbles into the second layer cage. Gideon enters the cage slowly, and then throws himself on Onslaught punching him furiously across the back. Gideon then grabs Onslaught?s arm and irish whips him right into the cage wall! Onslaught sinks down against the steel, leaving a stream of blood on the chain links. Gideon wipes his hands through his blood soaked hair before going to work on Onslaught again, but Onslaught was ready this time! He reaches up and grabs Gideon?s throat! Gideon tries to pry Onslaught?s fingers lose, but its no use. Onslaught gets up and delivers a brutal chokeslam into the cage?s unforgiving floor! Onslaught collapses down next to Gideon with exhaustion.

Vega: Common Gideon, get up!

Bill: Well, well, here a Gideon mark, there a Gideon mark?.

Tito: Things aren?t looking too good, both men are physically spent?but Onslaught just delivered that brutal chokeslam into the cage floor. Onslaught gets up first, and he picks Gideon up and prepares to powerslam him into the cage wall, but Gideon slips out and shoves Onslaught into the wall! Onslaught?s face smacks into a restraining pole and Onslaught goes down again. Gideon cries out in agony as he gets to his feet, his wounded leg nearly giving out on him. Gideon signals for a Halo?.but from where?! Gideon stands at his brother?s side?.and performs a picture perfect standing Halo/Shooting Star Press. Gideon crashes down on his brother?s ribs with such force that a frightening metallic screech can be heard echoing throughout the arena?.right before the cage floor to the second cage gives way and plummets back down to the ring, taking Onslaught and Gideon with it!!!

Tito: OH MY GOD!

Vega: The floor gave way!! We need EMT?s out here now!!

Gideon lands on top of Onslaught, and neither man moves for a long while, neither of them is conscious to hear the crowd chanting ?HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK? in unison.

EMT?s rush down to the ring, stretchers in hand. But as they approach the broken doorframe of the bottom cage?.Gideon?s hand, covered in his own blood?.shoots into the air meekly?and the crowd roars!

Tito: BY GOD?.HE?S STILL IN IT!


The EMT?s start up into the doorway, but to their astonishment a battered and bloodied Gideon starts to crawl towards them. He lifts his hand up and beckons them to leave.

Gideon (exhausted and strained): no?.I?m finishing this?.

The EMT?s look at each other in shock, and start to back away from the cage.

Bill: This kid?s suicidal! Get some medical attention you idiot!

Gideon crawls out through the first cage?s doorway and slides onto the floor, where he proceeds to vomit up blood! The EMT?s rush in to help, but Gideon half walks, half crawls away from them and waves them away. He wraps his fingers around the exterior of the cage?.and begins to climb! Gideon gets halfway up the first cage?.when the fans gasp as Onslaught abruptly sits up in the ring.

Tito: Will anything stop this monster?!!!

Onslaught gets to his feet, throws his arms out and screams out a bone chilling, hoarse cry of conquest. He spits some of his own blood up into the air and moves for the door. Onslaught exits and the EMT?s scatter away from him. Onslaught moves to the opposite side of the cage as Gideon, and starts to climb!

The image focuses on Gideon?s face, taut with pure burning agony. Tears flow freely out of his eyes, mixing with the blood.

Tito: CLIMB KID CLIMB!!!

Finally, Gideon locks eyes with Onslaught from across the cage?.and Gideon desperately reaches up to continue his climb. Onslaught is starting to lose steam and he has to halt to wipe some blood from his eyes. Gideon puts one hand, one foot, over the other as the people cheer him on.

Vega: It?s a race to the top!

Suddenly, Gideon slips and the crowd gasps?.but manages to hold on and regain his footing. As he does so, Onslaught has a burst of speed. He climbs furiously, and throws his arm over the top of the first cage and onto the gap between the edge of the first cage and the wall of the second. Gideon reaches the top of the first cage, soon after?and when both men are up and over?.they stare at each other through the walls of the second cage, daring each other to continue?.and in the same instant both Gideon and Onslaught spring for the second cage?s walls and climb yet again! Gideon and Onslaught climb the second cage at the same rate, their determination building. Finally, both men reach the roof of the second cage?.and Gideon?s hand reaches for the third floor?s cell door.

Vega: Gideon crawled up the side with the door?.he has this thing won! What was Onslaught thinking?!

Bill: Yeah, Onslaught?s gonna have to crawl over the top of the third cage to get at the door.

Gideon falls down next to the door in utter exhaustion. But Onslaught continues to climb, he climbs to the roof of the third cage, the very top of the Three Layers of Hell contraption, and stops?.

Vega: What?.what?s he doing?.?

Onslaught looks down at Gideon, and Gideon looks up at him weakly. Onslaught gestures Gideon to follow him up to the top of the cage!

Tito: No! Just grab the flag and win this thing, Gideon don?t do it!

Gideon looks through the door at the flag, and then up at Onslaught as the fan support reaches a crescendo. Gideon reaches for the door?.and crawls up past it!!

Bill: AWWWW?.YOU MORON!

Gideon reaches the top of the third cage?and he and Onslaught stare down again. Suddenly?.Onslaught opens his arms?.

Tito: Wha?what?

Bill: I don?t get it?.

Vega: I?I think I do?.Onslaught wants to hug him?.

Tito: WHAT?!

Gideon looks at his brother incredulously, and more tears begin to well up in his eyes. But, they aren?t tears born of exhaustion or pain?.but something else?.finally, after nearly a minute of tension?.Gideon accepts Onslaught?s embrace and the crowd goes silent.

Bill: Wow?.this is surreal?.what does this mean?

Vega: Has Onslaught?.

Tito: Wait, what?s that?!

Bill: Huh?

Vega: Oh God?.I see it to?.

Bill: IS THAT?.?

A slender, silver object becomes evident in Onslaught?s hand?.a switchblade! Onslaught?s going to stab him in the back with the knife!

Bill (horrified): You?ve got to be kidding me!

Vega (on the verge of tears): Oh God no?.

Tito: Onslaught?s going to murder him?NOOO! Let go kid, let go dammit!!!!

The fans start to scream as some of them realize what?s about to happen?.and then, the world for all present seems to stop in an instant. Gideon turns his loving embrace into a waist lock, he pops his hips, and sends Onslaught flying over the roof of the third cage with a belly to belly suplex mustered from his final energy reserves. Onslaught rolled uncontrollably over the edge of the second roof, and then the fans screamed and hollered as the middle of his back hit the edge of the first roof with a sickening crack?.and Onslaught plummeted to the floor. The screaming intensified into mass hysteria as some of the fans realize they may have just watched a man die.

Tito (his voice small): Jesus?..

Bill (disbelieving): This can?t be happening?.it can?t be real?.

Gideon collapses at the top of the cage, and the EMT?s rush over to Onslaught and hover over him. A nurse takes a pulse, and the camera picks up on her frantic cries of ?He?s not breathing!? Another EMT soon runs to the back with a defibrulator?and the doctors cut Onslaught?s shirt open. The screaming in the first row resumes as they begin shocking Onslaught with the paddles, trying to resuscitate him. Onslaught?s body spasms violently with each jolt of electricity.

Tito: This?.this is unbelievable?we?ve never experienced anything like this in TKOW?.I?.I don?t know what to say?

The EMT?s try to resuscitate him three more times?.and each time Onslaught continues to flatline. Khaos runs down to the ring and hovers over the EMT?s, shouting something incoherent at them.

Vega: Even Khaos can?t believe Onslaught, one of his most hated rivals, is laying dead in his arena?

Khaos moves away from the crowd as the EMT?s strap Onslaught to a gurney?knowing full well it?s no use?.Khaos puts his head in his hands and leans up against the cage.

Bill: There?s no telling what Khaos is going through right now?this is bad?

Suddenly, Khaos calls for a mic. He gets one immediately.

Khaos (sounding frantic): No! Don?t take him away yet?PLEASE!

The EMT?s stop and shoot Khaos bewildered glances. Khaos forces his way past them and stands right next to the stretcher. He looks down solemnly at Onslaught.

Khaos: I?I don?t know what to say?.(pauses, and looks on the verge of tears)?no, I DO know what to say?..I know exactly what to say?.it?s MY FAULT, MY FAULT?.(Khaos face immediately breaks it?s tragic expression?.and turns into a sinister grin)?.MY FAULT THIS DIDN?T HAPPEN SOONER!

Vega: WHAT?!!!

Tito: Oh, that sick son of a bitch!!!

Khaos leers at Onslaught?s pale face?.AND SPITS IN IT!

Khaos: Oh, oh ho, YEAH! You?re not so tough now?.you?re motherfuckin? worm food now you son of a bitch!!!

Tito: THIS IS DISGUSTING! KHAOS, STOP IT!!!

The crowd boo?s disgustedly at Khaos? antics. Khaos turns away from Onslaught?s body and look up towards the top of the cage. Gideon is still unconscious all the way at the top.

Khaos(ecstatic): Gideon?.GIDEON! All I gotta say is YOU ARE THE MAN! You broke this sick fuck in half, something no other TKOW Megastar has been able to do! What do you want? Man, you got it! A raise? Title shots?! You deserve it!!! And?

Suddenly, all the lights go out, even the sound system is cut. When the lights finally return?.Gideon has disappeared from the top of the cage?.and Onslaught isn?t in the gurney anymore, both men have disappeared! Khaos looks dumbfounded as the arena literally rains feathers from the sky. The feathers pass through the cage and swirl about. Khaos drops the mic?.and lets his jaw go limp and his eyes wander over them.


(TKOW! TV Promo runs)


TKOW! Custom Title Tournament Finals
(Chain Match)
Sean Christopher vs Green Weasel

Results: ?Killing Time? by Hed PE plays and the crowd pops as Green Weasel makes down to ringside. She admires the ring, until ?Revolution? by Aimee Allen plays and crowd hisses as Sean Christopher walks out to the stage with a mic. He smiles and waits for the crowd to quiet down.

Sean: I?ve decided to ensure my win and the Custom Championship the only I deemed appropriate. Without further adieu, please say hello to my new friends?XCUTIONER and JEANINE!

?Revolution? plays again and Xcutioner and Jeanine walk out to the stage and stand behind Sean. He smiles sadistically as they all make their way down to ringside. Weasel enters the cell and gets into the ring, while Xcutioner hands the chain to Sean, who enters the cell and ring still smiling. Sean and Weasel get into a stare-down, their faces inches from each other. Weasel cusses out Sean, who responds by giving her a forceful kiss. Weasel shoves him back and pulls the chain out of his hand. Weasel kicks Sean in the groin, and the smacks the chain across his face! Sean slams down to the mat, his left busted open and bleeding profusely. Weasel stands over him and raises the chain to hit him again, but Sean is quick to kick the inside of Weasel?s right knee, causing her to fall to one knee. Sean grabs Weasel by her hair and head butts her! Weasel falls backwards and drops the chain, which Sean is quick to pick up. Sean yells that Weasel that no one plays as dirty a game as he does, and proceeds to whip Weasel?s midsection with the chain! Weasel manages to roll out of the ring, allowing a brief moment to recover her bearings. Weasel gets to her, barely in time to successfully a baseball slide from Sean. Sean rolls out of the ring and goes after Weasel, who slips under the ring. Sean moves around the ring, flipping up the ring apron as he goes. Sean gets down and looks under the ring, and falls back with an insanely audible ?crack?. Weasel crawls out from underneath the ring carrying a chair! Sean?s face is a bloody mess; the bridge of his nose busted open from the shot. Weasel swings the chair again, but Sean ducks and smacks the chain against her left leg. Weasel screams and nearly drops the chair, but ignores the shot and goes after Sean once more. Sean gets to his feet and, with a sudden burst of raw strength, rams Weasel into the wall of the cell! Sean grabs the chair and, with the illegal help of Xcutioner, uses the chain to cuff Weasel?s hands to the wall of the cell! Sean lifts the chair and screams at Weasel, telling her that a woman can never win a prestigious honor such as the Custom Championship. The crowd suddenly cheers as Jasmine runs down the ramp with her own chair. Xcutioner tries to cut her off, but takes a hard chair shot for his efforts. Jeanine confronts Jasmine, and the two women get into a catfight. Jasmine, using the chair, rams Jeanine into the wall of the cell! With both accomplices out, Jasmine unwraps the chain just as Sean raises the chair. Shocked to see his ex-fianc?, Sean yells at her, but the distraction is all Weasel needs. Weasel wraps the chain around her fist and hits Sean hard across the face! Weasel then musters up her strength and spears Sean into the ring post! Jasmine puts the chair up against the wall of the cell, and tells Weasel to ram Sean against the wall. Weasel agrees and goes to throw Sean against the chair, but Sean reverses and throws Weasel against the wall and the chair! Weasel goes down, while the impact knocks Jasmine down on the outside. Sean grabs Weasel and throws her into the ring. Sean then enters the ring and hooks her leg for the pinfall, but Weasel manages to kick out right before the 3 count! Suddenly Sean screams and rolls off of Weasel, who struggles to her feet still wielding the chain! Weasel rolls out of the ring and grabs the chair. She reenters the ring and lays the chair on top of Sean?s chest. Weasel climbs to the nearest top turnbuckle, and performs a flying dropkick onto Sean! Weasel tosses the chair aside and goes for the pinfall. 1?.2?.3!!!!! The crowd erupts as the referee helps Weasel to her feet and raises her hand into the air. With the referee?s help, Weasel is escorted out of the ring and is awarded the Custom championship! Weasel raises the title belt high into the air, but nearly collapses. The referee and another official help Weasel into the back. Xcutioner and Jeanine enter the ring to check on an unconscious Sean.
Winner via pinfall and new Custom Champion: Green Weasel


(TKOW! TV Promo runs)


TKOW! 3-Way World Title Match
(Flaming Barbwire Match)
? T-Money vs Khaos vs Legend

Tito: A big TKOW! congratulations to Weasel.

Vega: This is a big step for women in wrestling. I am so excited!

Jakes: Horse shit! That was a fluke. Sean has ring rust plain and simple.

Vega: What!

Jakes: You have this match 9 more times and Sean will win everyone! I bet your virginity on it! Wait, you lost that when you were 9 years old?

Vega: Kiss my ass Bill!

Tito: Back to business folks. This next match is not for the weak of heart. The ring ropes have been wrapped in Barbwire! Not only that but they will be set on fire! First man to make a pinfall or submission wins.

Vega: Here comes Legend!

?Praise" by Sevendust hits the MegaTron. Lights go out as music hits white lights flash to the beat of the music.

Tito: Legend is in the ring. Here come the TKOW! World Champion??T-Money!

Entrance: Are We Cuttin' By Pastor Troy hits as T-Money comes out onto the stage and raises his arms as the flames erupt behind him in a fire-wall.

(WHAM!)

Tito: from behind! Khaos just jumped T-Money! Khaos is trying to get the upper hand on T-Money! Khaos goes for a spinning roundhouse kick! T catches Khaos in mid kick and suplexs him on the ramp! Khaos rolls down the ramp, T is right behind him. T grabs Khaos and slams him into the ring post! (Bam!) Legend just hit T with a baseball slide! T goes flying backwards into the guardrail! Legend grabs Khaos and pulls him into the ring. Legend slams Khaos and follows with a big elbow! Legend goes to the top turnbuckle! (Bam!) T-Money just pushed Legend off the top rope down to the ring apron! That barbwire cut Legends arm! T follows with a big right hand to Legends face!

Jakes: When are we going to see the fire!

Vega: When we can get all 3 men in the ring!

Tito: T continues to work on Legend outside the ring. T swings with a big right hand, Legend ducks and grabs t from behind and hits a big German Suplex! T]s head hits the guardrail! Khaos is up in the ring. What is he doing? No! Look out! Khaos just dived over the top rope onto Legends head! All 3 men are down!

Jakes: I?m sick of this shi?..(Bill gets up)

Tito: Where are you going Bill?!

Vega: Bill!

Tito: Bill jakes is walking over to the 3 fallen men and?..what the hell? Jakes just picked up Khaos and rolled him in the ring! Now he?s doing the same to Legend??..and T-money!

Vega: What was that?!

(Jakes sits back down)

Jakes: Alright ref???light that sucker up!

Vega: Do you want to see carnage that bad!?

Jakes: I got a midnight date with the Queen baby. I ain?t got all night!

Tito: All 3 men in the ring. The ref has the torch and (Whoosh!) It?s on fire!

Vega: My God the heat!

Tito: Those guys won?t be able to handle being in there for long.

Jakes: Yeah, but that heat just woke their asses up.

(Bell rings)

Tito: Khaos is up first and grabs Legend. K whips Legend into the ropes! Ohhh! Legend hit the burning barbwire! This is too much! Khaos goes after T. T grabs Khaos and hits a side slam! T sets up for the side kick. Khaos is up and (WHAM!) T hits it! Look out! Legend just beheaded T-Money with a hard clothesline! Legend picks up Khaos and whips him into the ropes! Khaos?s back hits the wire and sticks! Khaos screams as his hand is on fire! Legend walks toward Khaos and (WHAM!) Khaos punches him with that flaming fist! (crowd pops!) Legend shakes off the blow grabs Khaos and tosses him into the ropes again! T is up and hits Legend with a neck breaker! T covers Legend! ?1?.2?No! Legend kicks out! Khaos kicks T in the shoulder and the back! Khaos picks up T and piledrives him! Khaos looks out to the crowd and yells! Khaos picks up t and sets him up for the GunBuster! (Turnbuckle Powerbomb!), but T-Money reverses it and flips Khaos into the burning wire! Legend is up and hits t with a body block. T goes flying into the ropes! He screams in pain!

Vega: Stop the match! This is too much!

Jakes: I agree! Even I am about to get sick!

Tito: You can smell the flesh burning!

Jakes: Smells like chicken!

Tito: Legend picks up Khaos and slams his head into the turnbuckle! Khaos is out cold! Legend tries to pin Khaos but T breaks up the count! T chops Legend in the chest. Legend comes back with a right hand! Back and forth they go! Legend swings, T blocks it and hits a side kick! T goes to the top turnbuckle. He?s going for the Jackpot! (Harlem Hangover) Watch Out! (Bam!) Khaos just threw himself on the rope and knocked t off balance! Khaos?s arms are on fire! T falls on the rope and slices his leg open! Legend covers T. 1?.2?.No! T kicks out! Both men struggle to their feet. T grabs Legend and tosses him over the top rope! Legend hits the ground hard! Khaos is down in the ring. T goes to the top rope. His boots are on fire! He goes for the Jackpot! (Wham!) he hits it square on Khaos?s head! The pin!??1?..2??3! T-Money did it! He won the match! T-Money is still our World Champ!

Vega: Amazing! That match was just amazing!

Tito: The EMT?s are down along with the fire control team. These 3 warriors are badly in need of medical help. That?s it for us tonight. We had our ups and downs here in the UK. Join us next Sunday for Total Conflict! Good night!

[TKOW! Logo flashes across the screen.]