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Jackhammer II vs. Jackhammer III
Results:

Tito: This next match is unsanctioned by TKOW! Both Jackhammer's go at it to see who?s the real deal. This is a special match though. It?s a no DQ, loser leaves TKOW match. Any thoughts on this, Vega?

Vega: I think they?re both idiots?

Bill: I think it?s a shame that the loser has to leave TKOW as states the special stipulation. These guys have more talent than all the MegaStars put together!

Tito: Yeah, and your big in the pants right? Let?s move on. Here comes Jackhammer II?

A guard knocks on Jackhammer II?s door.

Guard: Jackhammer II, it?s time!

Jackhammer II opens his door and starts to walk towards the stage as his music hits and the fans chant, ?Jackhammer! Jackhammer! Jackhammer!?. The Jackhammer II comes out to pyro as they spray over his face. He punches the air and snarls before entering the ring.

Bill: What a unique entrance! I can?t wait to see Jackhammer III?s entrance!

A guard knocks on Jackhammer III?s door.

Guard: Jackhammer III, it?s time!

Jackhammer III opens his door and starts to walk towards the stage as his music hits and the fans chant, ?Jackhammer! Jackhammer! Jackhammer!?. The Jackhammer III comes out to pyro as they spray over his face. He punches the air and snarls before entering the ring.

Bill: Brilliant entrance!

Vega: Good God?

The two Jackhammer?s stare each other down as the bell rings. Jackhammer II pushes Jackhammer III. However, Jackhammer III doesn?t budge and instead growls at Jackhammer II. Jackhammer III then pushes Jackhammer II but it doesn?t work. Jackhammer II simply stands his ground and counters with a growl of his own. A growl-fest ensues as the fans chant, ?Boring! Boring! Boring!?

Bill: The fans are idiots! This is a great match! Match of the year! Match of the year! Match of the year!

Bill?s chants are drowned out by the masses though as both Jackhammer?s continue to growl. All of a sudden, they both retreat to opposite corners and each crouch down.

Tito: I think we all know what?s next?

Both Jackhammers attempt a spear at the same time. They crash into each other and hit the matt with a resounding thud. Neither of the Jackhammers move as the crowd pops huge at a potential double career ending injury. Just then, two figures run down the ramp and slide into the ring.

Tito: It?s David Rave and ?Superfly? Nathan Melvin!

Vega: What are they doing here?

Bill: Maybe they?re involved more than we think with these two?

Tito: This should be interesting?

Rave pulls Jackhammer II near the turnbuckle and Melvin picks Jackhammer III up by the air. Rave and Melvin nod at each other as Rave leaps off the top rope and hits the XTC on Jackhammer II and Melvin hits ?The 4th Gear? (Fisherman?s Brain Buster) on Jackhammer III. Rave pins Jackhammer II as Melvin pins Jackhammer III. The ref makes the double count.

Tito: Oh my God! 1?..2??..3! Yes! Look at this! Both Jackhammers must leave TKOW forever!

Vega: Thank God! Rave and Melvin did us all a favor!

Bill: Damn, I hate those two dim wits! Always ruining the fun!

The fans pop huge as both Jackhammers? lay motionless on the matt. Rave and Melvin leave to a huge, ?We owe you!? chant by the crowd.

Tito: Well, we?ve got some REAL wrestling on your way now?

Bill: What do you mean, REAL? Those guys were TKOW?s hottest young stars and now they?re gone forever.

Vega: Bill? Is that a tear? Are you crying?

Bill: No! Look away!
Winner: No Contest

Women?s Championship: Oona vs. Aysha
Results:

Ring Announcer: Ladies & Gentleman this match is for the TKOW Women's Championship! Coming down to the ring the challenger, being accompanied by Geisha, she is 5'6 here is...............AYSHA!!!

<"Just Because" by Jane's Addition and Aysha and Geisha came out of the entrance way which gives a huge pop by the fans and the guys are whistling at her she in the ring waiting for her opponent....>

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, being accompanied by Diabolique, she is 5'5 she is the current TKOW women champion here is...................OONA!!!

<The lights go out and the entire arena is dark, a blood curdling scream fills the arena that gives everyone chills, a dark classical piece of music starts. Low notes on a pipe organ begin the music, another scream runs through the air and then a heavy bass sound kicks in and joins the organ. After 30 seconds of the organ, bass and random screams and evil laughs in the darkness, a guitar starts to play and a spotlight shines on Oona who is mysteriously standing in the middle of the ring in her long black cloak with her eyes peering out from under the hood.>

<The fans intend to boo at her then both Diabolique and Geisha got out of the ring after they argue for a while which the referee holding them separately and the bell rings to start off the match....>

Tito: Here we go! This is for the women's championship and the ladies are locking up and Oona just pushed Aysha down....

PlayBoy Bill Jakes: Man Oona is so powerful! That?s why she is the women champion! Both ladies lock up again and Oona pushes her down again. Oona is laughing and Aysha gets back up and she just slap across the face oh Oona not going to like it.

Tito: Aysha got out of the ring and Oona is chasing her Aysha got back in the ring and Oona is back in the ring as well but Aysha just stomping at her then giving a few forearm shots to the face repeatedly she send Oona to the ropes but she reverse it.......

Playboy Bill Jakes: She missed the clothesline and Aysha body press but Oona catch her. Oona is showing her strength tonight and she just slam her like a rag dog that Aysha is!

Tito: That isn't nice!

Playboy Bill Jakes: Well it's true anyways Oona pick Aysha up from her hair!

Tito: Oona just slam her head to the canvas! Oona pick Aysha up again send her to the corner she run towards Aysha and Aysha just move out of the way and Oona hit her shoulder to the ring post got her out of the ring holding her shoulder and look at Aysha!

Playboy Bill Jakes: What she doing?

Tito: She at the top turnbuckle waiting for Oona to get up!

Playboy Bill Jakes: I can see that dumbass.....And Oona got back up turn around and Aysha just hit a body press on Oona from the top turnbuckle to outside of the ring!

Tito: Don't call me a dumbass again......Anyways back onto the match Aysha look pumps she back in the ring and the fans on their feet. Wait a minute Diabolique is on the apron distracting the referee Oona is back in the ring and Aysha run to the ropes and hit a dropkick right to the knee that knock Oona down. Geisha just pull Diabolique off the apron and which he hit his chin on the apron!

Playboy Bill Jakes: What a cheap shot!

Tito: That what he get for when he has no business be involve in the match!

Playboy Bill Jakes: Oh shut up! Aysha is working on Oona's knee now stomping her knee repeatedly then she going for the figure four leg lock but Oona keep pushing her off the hold then Aysha stomp her to the leg repeatedly again then she finally got her to the figure four leg lock!

Tito: We could have new champion right here! Oona try to turn around and she got it over!

Playboy Bill Jakes: It's over for Aysha now!

Tito: Think again Aysha just reverse it again and Oona reach to the ropes Aysha just broke the hold Oona went outside of the ring limping around.

Playboy Bill Jakes: Aysha went outside of the ring and now she chasing Oona....

Tito: Oona is running from Aysha and Diabolique just clothesline Aysha what a cheap shot!
Playboy Bill Jakes: I don't see no cheap shot! Oona is back in the ring and Geisha is try to get to the other side to help Aysha up but the referee not letting her and with out looking Diabolique just take Aysha back in the ring.

Tito: C?mon! The ref is back in this match and Oona going for the cover but only got a two count Oona pick Aysha up send her tot he ropes and hit a spear!

Playboy Bill Jakes: What a spear by Oona! Oona pick Aysha up and she sends her to the ropes and hit a big boot she going for the cover but only got a two count. She gives her military press god Oona is so strong and power that?s why she a women champion right now.

Tito: I give you that Oona just gives her the ankle lock the referee is checking if Aysha want to submit but she doesn't want to give up she is trying to reach the ropes.

Playboy Bill Jakes: She in luck she reach the ropes and Oona doesn't
want to let go the hold she finally does and Diabolique is back on the apron complaining to the referee.....What is Geisha is doing?!?

Tito: She at the top turnbuckle and Oona is complaining the referee she turns around and Geisha just hit Oona a dropkick from the top turnbuckle.

Playboy Bill Jakes: THIS ISN'T FAIR!! What Geisha is doing now? Oona is back up turn around and hit her finisher the Teaser (belly to belly suplex). Geisha is out of the ring now and Aysha is going for the pin but Diabolique is on the apron and Geisha come around and pull Diabolique off the apron again but this time Diabolique just clothesline Geisha hard! That?s what she got deserve!

Tito: The referee turns around and goes for the cover 1.....................2....................OONA JUST BARELY LEFT HER SHOULDER UP!! We almost have a new women champion!

Playboy Bill Jakes: Close but no cigar! Aysha is back up giving a few forearm shots to the face then she run to the ropes and Diabolique trip Aysha!

Tito: C?mon! Wait a minute Oona going for Head Rush! The referee is checking Aysha is she want to give up but she doesn't want to and Geisha is back up and she just saw Oona doing to Aysha with a submission move Head Rush she get on the apron and now......

Playboy Bill Jakes: Now that Diabolique pull Geisha down on the apron and hit her jaw on the apron! And the referee is checking Aysha and look like she out and the referee call the bell! It's over!

Ring Announcer: Your winner and still TKOW Women Champion...........Oona!!!
Winner and STILL Women?s Champion: Oona
Barb Wire Match (Sparky suspended from a cage): Twiddler vs. Korn Soldier
Results:

'Macho Man' hits as security escorts Sparky the sheep down into the ring. They throw a piece of lamb into the custom build cage which leads the Sparkster in. The cage is complete with a little TV along with a miniature couch.

TP: Well, that's something I thought I'd never see.

PBJ: What? There's a vagina somewhere?

TP: No moron, I mean... nevermind. Let me just briefly explain the rules here. It's very simple - the first man free Sparky from his cage wins the match. Sparky is hovering a good 20-feet above the ring, so it'll be almost impossible to get up there.

Various staff put up the barbed wire along the ropes as Sparky begins to be risen up in the air.

"Fishhead" by Barnes and Barnes plays as funky colored strobe lights pan the crowds. Twiddler then comes out riding a scooter before pausing to reach in his pants and give balloons to the crowd.

TP: This is the first time I think we've seen Twiddler come out alone.

PBJ: Whatever, alone or not, he's still gonna get his clock cleaned. He's handing out balloons on the biggest night of his career for God sakes!

TP: It is Twid's first PPV appearance, so he should be a little ner... What the hell?!

Twid is ambushed from behind by Korn Soldier who sends him down hard on the ramp way. Korn begins to stomp away at Twid before picking him up and leading him to the ring. He slides Twid in before carefully maneuvering himself in under the barbed wire.

PBJ: That's the way, Korny! Take the advantage early.

TP: Korny?

PBJ: Shut up!

Korn reaches down to get Twid but is met with a poke to the eyes. Twid then kicks Korn low before scraping his arm across the wire. Korn's arm begins to bleed profusely as Twid reaches into his pants for a band-aid. He pulls one out and slaps it on Korn's arm before wrenching it off causing a hallowing yelp from Korn. Twid follows up with a stiff clothesline before belly flopping himself atop Korn. Korn responds with a low-blow flooring Twid. Korn then slides outside and gets a ladder from underneath the ring. He slides it in before jaw jacking with the fans.

TP: This could cost Korn. He should be staying on the attack.

As Korn is distracted with the crowd, Twid pulls some margarine out of his pants and spreads it on the first three of the ladder's steps. Korn finally gets back in the ring and notices Twid still laying motionless on the mat. He quickly sets up the ladder before slipping off when he tries to climb. Finally he stabilizes himself which prompts Twid to sneak up on him and superglue both his hands to his crotch. Twid points and laughs before grabbing some Glue-Off from his pants and throwing in just in front of Korn. Twid keels over laughing as Korn struggles to get the cap off the bottle with his feet. Before he can apply it though, Twid pushes him over. Korn tries to get up again, but Twid continues to repeatedly push him over. Finally he lets Korn get up and free his hands before pulling some mace out and spraying him in the face with it. Korn walks around blind before eventually walking straight into some barbed wire. Twid runs up behind him and dumps him over the top before collapsing the ladder and tossing it out after him.

TP: This is Twid's chance here. This has got to mean everything to him, as Sparky and him haven't been separated since he first was pulled out of Twid's pants.

PBJ: Oh, how touching.

Twid reaches deep into his pants and yanks out a trampoline before setting it up centre-ring. Twid hops up and begins to bounce up and down but can't reach Sparky as he's too heavy to get up that high. He then reaches deep to pull out a box of springs. He plants them up on top of the tramp before trying to leap up to Sparky. He hits the bottom the bottom of the cage which begins to rattle before Korn comes back in and knocks him down. The cage however begins to swing back and forth as a result of Twid hitting the bottom. Cameras show Sparky turning green as all of the sudden he spews out between the bars of the cage.

TP: No... way.

As Korn takes a break from slapping Twid silly to look up, he is hit square in the face with sheep puke.

PBJ: Sweet Jesus!

Korn goes down immediately and he too begins to spew all over the ring. Twid rises up and pulls a mop out of his pants and starts cleaning up the ring. He then whacks Korn in the back with the mop which sends him and his chunks stomach first into the barbed wire. Twid looks down at Korn, who in his last movement reaches for the Twiddler's co... I mean pants to pull out some kind of a weapon. Twid looks disgusted before slapping the taste, and barf, out of Korn's mouth. He then picks him up and nails the 'Twiddle-Bomb' sending Korn face first to the mat. Twid pushes him out of the ring before signaling to Sparky.

TP: What's he gonna do here?

Twid turns his back to the camera as he appears to be struggling with something huge in his pants. He then falls over backwards as standing in front of him is none other than... an escalator!

TP: Holy...

PBJ: ... Shit!

Twid quickly climbs up the moving stairs before stopping once reaching eye-level with Sparky. He pulls a shiny gold key out of his pants, unlocking Sparky from inside. He reaches in and helps Sparky out onto the escalator which they head down this time on. Twid begins to exit the ring, before hesitating and climbing back up the escalator. Twid then quickly reaches back into the cage and pulls out the TV and mini-couch. He jumps back down, before hopping back on his scooter and heading back up the ramp where a smiling Mike and Quackers await.
Winner: Twiddler

The Twiddler Match Aftermath

Twiddler sends Mike, Quackers and Sparky to the back...then returns to the ring...

Tito: What's this all about...

Twiddler pounds on Korn Soldier...beating him down...then reaches into his pants pulling out..."Tables In A Can"...Twiddler shrugs his shoulders...then sprays the can...forming a table...

Playboy: What the heck...where can I get some of that stuff?

Twiddler smiles then sprays a 2nd...3rd...4th...and 5th table stacked on top of the first...he points to the escalator...grabs Korn Soldier...and rides the escalator on high...once at the top he puts Korn Soldier's head between his legs...points to the crowd and smiles...

Tito: He wouldn't...he couldn't...

Jackknife powerbomb off the escalator through all 5 tables...

The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT..."

Playboy: He would and he could!!!! Look at Twiddler go...I never knew he could be this ruthless...

Twiddler holds up the can to the audience...pulls a microphone out of his pants and speaks...

Twiddler: AHHHHHH *wipes his mouth* Canned tables do a body bad *smiles*...

The audience roars...

Twiddler takes a slow ride down the escalator...reaching into his pants he pulls out his spiked bowling ball...he drops it from on high into Korn's stomach drawing blood...continuing his ride to the ring...

Tito: Oh My God...that could've killed him...

Twiddler puts the mic to his face once more...

Twiddler: NO NO NO, Tito...that's not the way to do it...this is...Twiddler holds the microphone up as the crowd screams "OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!"

Playboy: See Tito...you've just been enrolled in the school of OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD!!!!

Twiddler takes out a huge gold star and tosses it to Playboy...

Stepping off the escalator Twiddler steps outside the ring spraying another table in the process...he grabs the ring steps placing them on the table...then grabs a ringside chair setting it up on top of the steps...

Playboy: Uh Oh!!!! I think I see where this is going...

Korn starts to wake as Twiddler reaches into his pants and pulls out a penguin...

Tito: Noooooo...we don't need the SPCA breathing down our necks Twiddler...please don't...

Twiddler smiles an almost demonic smile...looks at the penguin...and begins to beat Korn Soldier unconscious with the penguin...

Tito: Now that's just plain sick...

Playboy: No...now that is EXTREME!!!

Twiddler lifts Korn over his shoulder and begins to ascend the turnbuckle...putting Korn in position he signals...

Tito: Oh no...

Playboy: OH YES!!!!!!!!

Leaping high into the air...both men crash through the chair...into the steel ring steps...through the table...

Playboy: FUNKIFIER!!!!!HE HIT THE FUNKIFIER!!!

Tito: But he's just as much out of it as Korn Soldier...wait who's that...it's Slim...Slim Gopey is here...

Slim Gopey comes from the crowd attacking the fallen Twiddler...not seeing the Red Fog begin to fill the ring behind him...as it rolls away and dies a lone hooded/cloaked figure is left in the ring...

Tito: It can't be...he was fired...he can't be here...

Playboy: Who else could it be...it's the Extreme Champ...Thorne's in the house!!!!

He climbs over the ropes beating on Slim Gopey...the hooded man throws Slim Gopey into the ring climbing in after him...he lifts Slim up high...the hood falls off mid-move...

Tito: That's not Thorne!!!! That's Bob Wiffo!!!

Playboy: WIFFOBOMB ON THE ESCALATOR!!!!!

The escalator carries Slim right back to Bob...Bob hits a second Wiffo Bomb...then a 3rd as the unconscious body of Slim Gopey gets deposited at the feet of Bob Wiffo courtesy of the escalator...

Playboy: Slim ain't movin'...

Tito: Who would be after that...

Twiddler enters the ring...kneels with Bob as the Red Fog rolls in once more...as it rolls out both men are gone...Gopey and Korn's unconscious bodies litter the ring...

Tito: I have a bad feeling we just witnessed bad things to come...

Playboy: I have a feeling what we witnessed is just the tip of the iceberg...

Paramedics come out, putting the lifeless bodies of Korn and Slim onto stretchers. They start to roll away as the Red Fog rolls back in, revealing Bob Wiffo and Twiddler in the middle of the ring.

Tito: Oh, come on....what do they want now?

Playboy: They want to inflict more harm, Tito. Where have you been for the last couple minutes?

Twiddler and Bob go after the stretchers, swatting away the paramedics like flies. They roll them back near the ring, each lifting up a lifeless body. They get ready to swing them right into the ring posts.

Tito: They wouldn't.

Playboy: Of course they would, Tito. And do you know why?

Tito: Why, Bill?

Playboy: Because if they didn't, then they wouldn't be the evil sadistic bastards we all know and love.

Twiddler and Bob then swing the lifeless bodies right into the ring posts not once. not twice, but 3 times each.

Playboy: Ooooh. I think I heard a couple bones crack there, Tito.

Tito: Do you ever shut up, Bill?

Playboy: Nope

Tito: Think you can shut up just this once?

Playboy: Nope.

Bob then stacks the bodies on top of each other on one of the stretchers as Twiddler goes up to the top rope. He looks to the crowd with a sadistic smile as he jumps up off the top-rope, hitting Slim and Korn with the Funky Flip (SSP) sending them both through the stretcher.

Tito: Holy....

Playboy: ....Shit.

Bob then helps up Twiddler, rolling him into the ring with him as the Red Fog rolls back in and they disappear.

Playboy: Man, will these guys ever stop destroying their opponents?

Tito: No....and I don't think I will ever get used to it.

Open Challenge for the Dragonweight Title: David Rave vs. Kali-Yuga
Results:

Tito: It?s time for the Dragonweight Title to be defended. It?s Rave vs. Yuga in what?s sure to be a high flying, death defying match.

Vega: Yeah, let?s see how all this came about?

A video package opens up with Andrew W.K?s ?Party Hard? playing. Scenes of Rave downing the competition are shown on the screen. Rave is seen hitting a variety of moves on various opponents including the ?X-T-C? as he raises his hands after each and every victory. This goes on for a few seconds before the music fades and the screen goes to black. The music is now replaced with Radio Head?s ?There There? as footage of Rave with a sullen look on his face is shown on the screen. Rave is seen shaking his head in disappointment as he learns he is not booked on several shows in a row. ?There There? begins to die down to a low lull as the scene changes to Rave at the August 7th High Voltage is shown.

Rave: ? So Global Domination: Rave vs. anyone for the Dragonweight Title. And please, someone show up this time...

The scene fades as does the music only to be replaced by the Mortal Kombat theme. Kali-Yuga is shown making his return against Toxic and winning. The scene changes as Rave is seen pinning Nova in the #1 contendership match for the Extreme Chaos Title. Kali is seen doing a spring board and costing Rave the match. Rave is then shown looking at Kali with a look of hate on his face as Kali looks on solemnly. The video package fades to black as the fans cheer.

Tito: Well there you have it. That?s the build up, folks. Rave has some serious payback to dish out and Kali is really yearning for that title. Folks, the way these two go at it, this may be the match of the year?

Bill: Enough of your blabbing. Let?s go to the ring announcer?

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight?s contest is a one fall match for the Dragonweight Title! Coming in first, weighing in at 195 pounds, he is your champion, Daaaaaavid Rrrrrave!

A hard beat pulsates through the arena's sound system. All of a sudden, and electronic voice is heard, "When it's time to party, we will party hard!" Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" starts to blare over the loud speaker as purple and blue strobe lights pulsate through the arena. David Rave comes out doing a rave-type dance before he quickly runs down to the ring and holds his arms up in an "X" type fashion. Rave walks around the ring, holding up the title above his head showing the fans. He then hands it over to the ref and stands in the middle of the ring, waiting.

Ring Announcer: And the challenger, weighing in at?

All of a sudden the lights go out and plunge the arena into complete darkness. The fans murmur with nervousness before the lights somehow flicker back on. Kali-Yuga is seen standing right next to Rave, looking into his eyes. Rave looks startled but composes himself and stares back at Kali as a stare-down ensues. The referee explains the rules as both men seem oblivious to it.

Tito: Well while the ref explains the rules, let?s show ?The Dragonweight Edge? up on screen

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Tito: First, the mind games of Kali. We?ve seen him get in Rave?s head, and what effect will it have on the match?

Vega: It certainly had Rave rattled for a while but I?m sure Rave it totally focused on the match at hand.

Tito: Next we have the experience edge which goes to Kali. Rave is very young so it?ll be interesting to see Kali?s fighting experience show itself in this match. Also, we know that Rave and Kali are in peak physical condition. Rave may be in the best shape of his young career and keeping his body drug and alcohol free certainly adds to that. Kali is also in excellent shape and it wouldn?t surprise me if these two went at it for an hour. Lastly, we bring up the point of ?building a legend?. Rave?s held the title for almost 6 months. Almost eclipsing Slare?s famous run. How does Rave stack up against the other Dragonweight?s and will this match help build a legendary Dragonweight status for Rave? All these questions are about to be answered. Let?s get to the action?

Both men stare each other down in the middle of the ring. The bell rings as Kali extends his hand. Rave looks tentative but decides to shake it. He quickly let?s go but Kali remains motionless. Kali mouths something which seems to upset Rave. David pushes Kali back and starts to grapple with him. Rave gets Kali in a side head lock but Kali reverses into a rear waist lock. He tries for a belly to back suplex but Rave does a back flip, landing on his feet. Rave quickly grabs Kali in a waist lock of his own. Kali counters by flipping over his hip and holds onto Rave?s arm. Kali holds the arm in an arm bar but Rave does a front roll and reverses the arm bar. Kali does a front roll of his own but lands on his back. Kali uses his arm to knock Rave off his feet. Kali quickly pops back up to his feet, as does Rave. The two men pose and stare each other down. The fans give a standing ovation for the fast paced action and reversals.

Tito: Wow! Lightening quick speed displayed by both men!

The two men lock up again. This time, Rave swings Kali into the ropes. Kali comes rushing back as Rave leaps over Kali?s head. Rave then gets on his back and lifts his feet (bent at the knees) up as Kali comes rushing back off the ropes. Rave attempts to launch Kali in the air using his feet. Kali uses Rave?s feet as a spring board and does a front flip before landing. He continues to run and bounces off the ropes again. This time, Kali attempts a clothes line which Rave ducks. Rave also launches himself against the ropes. The two men are approaching each other at break neck speed. Just as a collision is immanent, Kali does a baseball slide just as Rave does a running Swanton. The two miss each other by inches. Rave lands on his back but pops back up, as does Kali. They pose again, as they stare at each other. The fans go nuts again for the lightening quick maneuvers.

Tito: Holy crouching tiger hidden dragon! These two don?t need any stunt doubles, they do it in the ring, live in front of a sold out arena! You have got to be here live, only in TKOW!

Rave looks slightly frustrated as Kali gives nothing away his face is concealed by his white mask. Rave rushes at Kali who side steps and hits a drop toe hold. Rave?s face hits the matt hard. Rave quickly gets up and rushes at Kali again, and gets the same result. Rave rushes a third time and yet again, Kali evades him, this time locking Rave into a rear waste lock before pushing him into the turnbuckle. Kali backs off and waits for Rave to get to his feet.

Tito: That?s the experience edge we talked about earlier. Rave was a little to anxious there and Kali took full advantage.

Rave rubs jaw tenderly before sizing up Kali. Just as they are about to lock up, Rave chops Kali in the chest.

Crowd: Woooooooooo!

Kali closes his eyes for a second then re-opens them and stares stoically at Rave. Rave hits another chop to the chest, this time even harder than the first.

Crowd: Wooooooooooooooo!

Again, the chops seemingly have no effect on Kali. Rave reels back for a third chop. Just as he is about to hit Kali, Kali blocks and starts hitting Rave with a series of stiff punches to the chest and face. Rave wobbles back and Kali starts hitting stiff kicks to Rave?s lower body. Kali is very methodical and is picking his spots with great accuracy. He starts to kick Rave with stiff kicks at the calves before working his way up to the waste. By this time, Rave is wobbly and staggering backwards. Kali then strikes a martial arts pose, takes in a deep breath before leaping up and hitting Rave with an enzeguri to Rave?s temple. Rave falls to the matt as Kali goes for the pin.

Tito: God, that was stiff! 1?? No! Rave kicks out. It?ll take more than that to beat the champ.

Kali lifts Rave up to his knees. Rave looks woozy as Kali sizes him up for another enzeguri kick.

Bill: If he hits him with another enzeguri, it?s over?

Kali takes a deep breath and attempts a kick. Rave ducks at the last second. Kali?s momentum makes him spin around. As he spins back around towards Rave; Rave is already on his feet and hits a desperation drop kick on Kali. Kali staggers backwards, but doesn?t fall. Kali charges at Rave and pounces on him, and locks in a strange looking leg submission.

Tito: What is that thing? It looks like a variant of a one leg Boston Crab combined with a sharpshooter.

Bill: I don?t know what it is, but I like it! Look at Rave scream!

Rave screams in pain as his left knee is being bent the wrong way by this unique move.

Tito: This looks brutal. His leg is bending the wrong way! For the folks at home, I suggest you look away, things may get ugly?

Kali continues to put pressure on Rave?s leg as Rave struggles to reach the rope. After what seems like an eternity, Rave reaches the rope and Kali lets go immediately.

Tito: The damage is done. He won?t be able to walk, let alone do his high flying moves?

Rave uses the ropes for support to get up. Kali rushes him but Rave ducks and Kali?s momentum carries him over the top rope. Kali hits the floor with a resounding thud. Rave tries to walk around the ring but the pain in his left knee is too much. He collapses to one knee and grimaces in pain. Kali gets back in the ring and Rave slips out for recovery time. Kali runs against the ropes and attempts a summer-sault plancha to the outside on Rave. Rave manages to dodge it as Kali goes flying into the barricade, smashing his head on it. Kali is instantly cut open and bleeds profusely.

Tito: Oh my God! That may have been the saving Grace for Rave. Kali is now hurt badly as well!

Rave limps over to Kali and starts punching at his back. Rave manages to lift Kali to his feet and locks him from behind. Rave then nails Kali with a German Suplex on the outside. Both men lay motionless as the ref looks bewildered. Finally, Rave rolls Kali back into the ring. Rave climbs to the top rope and remains crouches on it like a Gargoyle. Just as Kali staggers to his feet, Rave attempts to jump off. However, Rave?s bad knee gives way and Rave falls off, landing badly on his neck.

Crowd: You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!

Tito: That is disgusting and a lack of respect?

Bill: What? Unless he planned on landing on his neck, the fans are right!

Rave lays motionless as Kali goes for a pin cover. 1??2?? No! Rave manages to raise his shoulder slightly before the 3 count. Kali lifts Rave up and locks in an abdominal stretch while punching at Rave?s ribs. He then drops Rave and hits a standing star press into a pin. 1??2?.No! Again, Rave kicks out! Kali drags Rave over to the turnbuckle. He lifts him and places him in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Kali climbs as well and signals for a top rope hurricanrana. Kali attempts the move but in an act of desperation, Rave leaps forward, turning Kali?s hurricanrana into a super power bomb! Both men are on the matt, writhing in pain. Rave crawls on Yuga for the pin.
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No! Kali raises his shoulder in time.

Tito: How bad do both men want it?!

Rave gets to his feet first but Kali soon follows. They trade fists before Rave ducks an errand punch and counters with a back drop. Rave then gets up and climbs to the top rope again. This time he hits a simple leg drop on Kali. Rave lifts Kali up and try?s to lift him on his shoulders. Rave?s knee gives out and Kali is dropped lightly. Kali regains himself and kicks Rave?s left knee. He then Irish whips Rave into the ropes. Rave attempts a drop kick but Kali just catches Rave?s legs in mid-air and turns it into a half Boston Crab right in the middle of the ring.

Tito: He?s got him in the ?Kalki?! It?s gotta be over!

Rave yells out in pain as he try?s to crawl to the ropes. Just as he is inches from the bottom rope, Kali pulls him back into the centre of the ring. Kali then applies even more pressure as Rave is seemingly bent in half. With his last ounce of strength, Rave manages to power out of the move by twisting to his right, sending Kali to the outside. Kali lays on the outside and Rave lays on the matt in the ring. Rave then rolls outside and starts to hit Kali with weak looking punches. Rave locks in Kali by the back once more and hits a German suplex, this time, sending Kali into the ring post. Kali hits the floor awkwardly as Rave limps over to him. The ref begs for both men to enter the ring but Rave refuses. Rave lifts Kali and brings him to the ramp. He attempts a tombstone piledriver, which is blocked and reversed into a sunset flip onto the steel ramp. Rave grabs his back in pain. Kali lifts Rave by the hair and pulls him onto the main stage, which is elevated about 6 feet from the main floor. The two exchange punches as Rave gains the upper hand. He knocks Kali down and puts his head between his legs.

Rave: Straight Edge time!

Tito: What the hell is he thinking? Why is he on the edge of the stage?

Rave leaps off the stage and onto the ground, 6 feet below him hitting Kali with the ?Straight Edge? (super pedigree). Kali?s skull crashes hard on the concrete as he is knocked out.

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Tito: Good God do my eyes deceive me?! Kali may be dead! Kali may be dead!

Rave slowly drags Kali?s body back down towards the ring. This proves to be a time consuming task as Kali is knocked out and pure dead weight. After what seems like an eternity, Rave finally rolls Kali back in the ring. Kali begins to stir as signs of life come back to him. Rave goes for the cover.
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3! It?s over!
Tito: Oh my God! Rave wins the match! He retains the title! What a match!

Crowd: Match of the year! Match of the year! Match of the year!

Tito: The crowd says it all. That was unbelievable! How can either of these men still be alive?

Rave staggers to his feet as the crowd gives him a standing ovation. Chants of ?Rave! Rave! Rave!? burst out throughout the arena as Kali starts to get to his feet. Kali slumps into the corner as Rave stares at him. Rave approaches Kali and extends his hand. Kali takes it after a moment of contemplation as Rave helps Kali to his feet and shakes his hand. The crowd cheers as Rave raises Kali?s hand in the air. Rave pats Kali on the back and rolls out of the ring as ?Party Hard? hits the speakers. After Rave finally makes his way to the back, Kali is still in the ring, looking dejected. The fans start to chant, ?Kali! Kali! Kali!? as Kali raises his head.

Tito: Nothing to be ashamed of! One hell of a performance!

?Type O negative? by Black Sabbath hits as Kali makes his way to the back?
Winner and still Dragonweight Champion: David Rave

TV Title Tournament Finals: Samhain vs. Dave Sadler
Results:

Tito Poppi: This, my friends, is the one we have been waiting over a month for?

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Well for the first time, I think we both agree on something ?Mater Monkey?I?m DYING to see who wins.

Tito Poppi: Too bad you?re still breathing?

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Ah shut it Poppi?Let?s get to the match!

Tito Poppi: Ay yai yai! Ah Dios Mio, Porque yo trabajo con eso idiota!!!???

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: Yeah whatever chili dipper, let?s go to ringside?

The Arena is flashing with pyros as the TKOW T.V. Title Belt is flashing on the screen. The crowd is on their feet awaiting the challengers.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: This is gonna be one hell of a match!!!!

Tito Poppi: You got THAT right, Jakes?I?m going with Samhain all the way though?he?s already shown us what he can do when he puts all his efforts into something?I think he?s got the skill, the intensity, and the heart to win this thing.

BJ: How did I know your flaphat ass would pick that loser? Sadler is a born champion, he?s born from noble blood, he?s got the moves to back it up, and hell?he?s mean as a badger in a bear trap. Sadler is the ONLY choice tonight.

The lights in the area flicker and then fade out. An eerie voice counts down: 8... 7... 6... 6... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GhostRider by Rollins Band kicks in over the loudspeakers. The KhaosTron & MegaTron begin to flash with various horror movie-like red and blue filtered shots. SAMHAIN begins to be carved into flesh as a demon skull is lowered onto the logo. Red pyro shoots intermittently from the floor and ceiling. Samhain emerges from the smoke and shadows and raises his arms in the air letting out a tremendous roar and getting a great crowd pop. Magdalene comes out of nowhere and wraps her arms around Samhain's waist smiling seductively. Magdalene stays at ringside and works the crowd while Samhain pulls himself from the floor with the middle ring rope and enters the ring ascending the second turnbuckle and raises his arms in a HHH style pose.

House Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall for the TKOW Television Title. On his way to the ring, weighing in at 325lbs., being escorted by Magdalene, SAAAMMMHAAAIINNNNN!!!!!!!

Tito Poppi: Wow, he is in perfect shape tonight! Look at how his muscles are rippling with strength?He looks like a caged tiger ready to tear his prey apart.

?Playboy?: Only a taco turd like you would notice his ?muscles??getting a little ?sister-boy? on us Poppi?
Tito Poppi just slides down in his chair and says nothing to Bill Jakes who is very proud of himself for the ?Taco Turd? comment.

House Announcer: And the challenger, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Ipswich, England, RAAGE?DAAAAAAAAAVE SADLER!!!!!!!

The lights darken as the start of Omen hits it plays for about five seconds before some fireworks explode. The lights go out and No Chance In Hell hit?s the speakers, and Rage slowly walks out onto the ramp poses (Raven style but makes the holy hand symbol with his hands) then he slowly makes his way to the ring. When he gets there flames burst from the ring posts and Rage climbs over the ropes and makes one more pose.

The referee holds the T.V. Title high in the air. Both Samhain and Sadler take a long hard look at it and prepare to square off.

Tito Poppi: God, you could cut the tension with a KNIFE in this room!

Bill Jakes: You got that right, beaner boy!

The Bell Rings and both men slowly make their way to the centre of the ring. Each man has a cold and focused look in their eyes.

Samhain and Sadler lock up in the middle of the ring with a collar-and-elbow tie up. Samhain displays brutal force and shoves Sadler across the ring slamming his spine hard against the turnbuckles.

Jakes: JESUS! That HAD to hurt?get UP SADLER!!!

Tito Poppi: Heh?looks like your mancrush just got his ass crushed?

Samhain moves towards Sadler and slaps the bandana off of his head. Sadler makes an evil grimace and takes Samhain?s legs out from under him with a dragon screw maneuver. Sadler follows up quickly with the Raging Fury leg drop across Samhain?s throat. Dave Sadler taunts the downed Samhain and then shows the two fingered salute to the crowd who roar in disapproval.

Tito Poppi: DAMN IT Samhain?GET UP!!!

Jakes: If he?s SMART he?ll stay exactly where he is?on his back like that dumb bitch Vega, who THANK GOD is not here tonight.

TP: OK, that?s it?I?ve had enough?I?m about damned tired of your immature, juvenile-ass comments, you know?Not ALL of us can be a 45 year old man who still thinks ?The Fonz? is cool and has a poster of Vinnie Barbarino in the basement of his mother?s house where he still lives. So shut the HELL UP, and let us real people enjoy the match?

Jakes: ? ? ? Wow?Tito?I dunno what to say?DAMN GOOD CUTDOWN you silly little siesta taking bastard!!!!!

TP: Back to the match?

Dave Sadler nails Samhain with the Sadlerplex and immediately goes for the cover hooking the outside leg.

1?2?shoulder up

Sadler curses the referee for the slow count and warns him with physical violence should it happen again.

Sadler grabs a handful of Samhain?s hair and pulls him to his feet only to be met with a big boot right to the mouth. Samhain lets out a fiendish roar as the fans are on their feet.


TP: Big Dirty is on his feet again?it looks like he may be back in control of this match!

BJ:?I?m still shocked about you cutting me down?heh?.

Samhain sends Sadler to the ropes and performs a hellish spear on him upon his return from the opposite side of the ring. Sadler is holding onto his gut coughing and wincing with pain. Samhain kicks him in the back of the head and taunts him to the amusement of the crowd.

The referee admonishes Samhain for the illegal kick to the head.

Samhain charges Sadler who is making his way to his feet but Sadler ducks and sends Samhain flying over the top rope crashing down hard to the concrete floor of the ring area.

BJ: Wooo?.THAT can take the lead outta your pencil?I think this is where Sadler is gonna rap Samhain up.

TP: Let?s just wait and see.

Sadler slowly and methodically stalks Samhain. He get behind the apron on the opposite corner and waits for Samhain to make it to his feet upon when he will rush in and attack him with a flying elbow. Samhain slowly sits up and then makes his way to his feet. Sadler charges in but Samhain drops to the ground quickly sending Sadler head first into the ring post. Sadler?s face is busted wide open.

TP: Oh my GOD!!!! What an IMPACT!!!! Is he Ok?

BJ: Of COURSE he is?he?s uhhh?.just playing with Samhain?s mind?he?s really ok?.

Sadler is rolling around on the ground holding his face as the blood spurts from the open wound in his forehead. Samhain can be seen grinning behind the grate work teeth in his mask. Samhain pulls himself up by the ring ropes to the apron and then ascends the top turnbuckle. Samhain attempts a moonsault body splash on Sadler but Sadler gets his knees up just in time.

BJ: ooOOOoo?It?s gonna be awhile before he gets his breathe back after that.

TP: Afraid so Jakes.

Sadler grabs Samhain and rolls him back into the ring and he himself enters as well bleeding all over the place. Sadler steps on Samhain?s throat and puts all of his weight on it as the referee counts trying to make Sadler break the hold. Sadler acts as though he would backhand the referee as the ref winces and cowers.

Sadler covers Samhain.

1?2?thr?KICKOUT!

Sadler repeatedly punches Samhain in the face screaming at him to give up.

Sadler nails Samhain with the Rage Effect and goes for the cover once again.

1?2?Shoulder up!

Sadler sets Samhain up for his finishing move and drives his knee into Samhain?s kidney hard as he slams Samhain with the Saint George.

BJ: That?s all for Samhain?bye, bye, birdie?

The referee slides across the mat as Sadler grapevines Samhain?s leg and goes for the pin.


1?2?thr?SHOULDER UP!

The whole building is on their feet yelling and screaming chants for Samhain.

Sadler rolls off of Samhain and makes a face of utter disgust and aggravation.

Sadler pulls Samhain to his feet and sets him up for another Saint George.

Samhain quickly rolls Sadler into a small package.

1?2?thr?KICKOUT!

TP: Damn It! This match is WAY too intense!

BJ: Shit yeah?

Sadler begins to kick Samhain while he is down repeatedly.

Samhain summons almost inhuman strength and sits up.

Sadler is astonished and backs away making sure that he doesn?t fall into one of Samhain?s traps.

Samhain stands up and shakes his head at Sadler who by this time is panicking. Samhain grabs Sadler by the throat and chokeslams the hell out of him hard into the mat as the fans are jumping up and down.

TP: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

BJ: You know, maybe I underestimated Samhain?that was unreal!

Samhain rips the straps off of the top of his outfit and sets Sadler up for a Jackknife Powerbomb. Samhain impales Sadler into the ring with the powerbomb landing Sadler forcefully on his neck which he immediately grabs and screams in pain. Samhain jumps on his back and immediately puts him into the Crucifixion. Sadler lets out a shrill scream that deafens the whole room as fans watch in tensed amazement.

The referee checks the hold.

Sadler is shaking his head ?no? as he is screaming at the top of his lungs, the blood still rolling down his face into his teeth and onto his chest which is heaving from the pain of the submission hold.

TP: There is a GREAT DEAL of pressure on Sadler?s elbows and neck right now?the pain must be unbearable!

BJ: Well, somehow there?s still a lot of fight left in Sadler?He?s not giving up if his life depends on it.

TP: Can you BLAME him? This is for the TKOW TV Title?that?s a big deal!

BJ: Yeah, and you know what else is a big deal? A 6?8?, 325lbs man stretching your elbows, back, and neck with all his strength.

TP: Amen to that ?Playboy?.

Sadler manages to kick the referee?s leg out from under him distracting Samhain and forcing him to release the hold. As soon as this happens, Sadler pulls Samhain near him and nails him with an uppercut lowblow.

TP: WHAT A CHEAPSHOT!!!!!

BJ: Hey pal?this is for the whole taco?all?s fair in love and war man.

Sadler points to his head indicating that he is very smart as he pulls Samhain to his feet attempting to set him up for his other finishing move.

Just as this happens Jackson Fear runs through the curtain and charges quickly down to the ringside area. He points at Sadler and is yelling at him. Sadler turns his back to Samhain and begins to lean over the rope pointing and yelling his own curses at Jackson Fear. Sadler steps one leg through the ropes as he yells down to Fear. While he is yelling curses Samhain notices his opportunity and throws himself into Sadler catapulting Sadler through the ropes and into the air towards Jackson Fear. Fear sidesteps quickly and watches as Sadler connects mouth first to the concrete flooring.

BJ: Well, if he was a hit with the ladies, he can kiss that good bye. I doubt he has a tooth in his head after that.

TP: *shuddering* I don?t even want to think about it.

Samhain flips backwards over the ropes and staggers over to Sadler?s body which is lying very still and limp on the ground. Samhain rolls Sadler into the ring just as the referee is making his way to his feet and regaining his composure. Samhain applies the reverse face-lock and suplexes Sadler hard to the mat with his Man-O-War finishing move.

TP: It?s OVER it?s OVER!!!!!!

The crowd is on their feet screaming. Samhain goes for the cover.

1?2?thr?Samhain pulls Sadler up by the hair of the head.

BJ: What the HELL!!!??? He HAD it!!!!

TP: I have no idea?

Samhain signals to the crowd for The Claymore. Samhain sets Sadler up and drives him face first to the mat splattering blood and Sadler?s face into the mat. Samhain kicks Sadler?s limp body onto it?s back and crawls over him. He hooks the inside leg as the referee counts.

1?2?3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bell rings three times
The crowd is jumping up and down and chanting SAMHAIN SAMHAIN!!!

TP: Ladies and Gentlemen that has GOT to be the most amazing display of athleticism I have personally ever witnessed. That was one of the greatest matches in TKOW history. Hands down.

BJ: ?

TP: You ok, Bill?

BJ: ?

Jackson Fear laughs long and hard as he looks to the crowd and makes the same pointing to the head movement that Sadler had made only moments earlier. He then waits for his friend to make it out of the ring.

House Announcer: And the winner, and NEW TKOW Television Champion?SAAMMHAAAINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd roars in approval as Samhain struggles to his feet and stands ominously over the body of Sadler like a child staring at a broken toy. Sadler isn?t moving and Samhain bends over him and makes the sign of the cross over him. Samhain then staggers over to the referee who hands him the TKOW TV Title and raises the other hand. Jackson Fear and Magdalene rush into the ring and grab both of Samhain?s hands holding his arms high in the air as Samhain breathes heavily and his sweat drenched hair is tossed about. When Fear and Magdalene release his arms Samhain takes a few steps forward and climbs the turnbuckle holding the TKOW TV Title high above his head letting out a primal cry. The fans roar back in approval. Samhain is escorted back to the back by Jackson Fear and Magdalene after his brief celebration.

?Playboy? Bill Jakes: You know something Tito, I was wrong?and by god I?m PROUD of Samhain tonight?he gave it his all and came out triumphant as TKOW?s new TV Champion.

Tito Poppi: That?s right Bill, and like it or not, Sadler will remember this night for the rest of his life as the nite the Devil came to collect.

[B]Winner and NEW TV Champion: Samhain

Nova vs. Alyon Mac
Results:

Tito: Playboy, our next matchup is the culmination of a very bitter feud that's been going down around here...Nova takes on Revolution Inc's very own Alyon Mac...

Playboy: This could actually be a great match...both men have something to prove here since Alyon's Academy got torn apart by Nova a few weeks back...Alyon wants payback while Nova just wants to prove it was no fluke...it was a fluke though...

Playboy: Speaking of Alyon...

Pyros explode as Working Man by Rush begins to play...stepping into view onto the ramp...Paige Turner and Alyon Mac are in the house...Paige escorts Alyon to the ring waiting outside as he enters waiting for his opponents arrival...

Playboy: Paige is looking mighty fine tonight also if I do say so myself...

Don't Stay by Linkin Park begins to play as the spotlights head to the entryway...no one appears...

Playboy: I knew it...Nova's a no-show...it doesn't surprise me...

Tito: Nova never no-shows...what could've happened to him is anyone's guess...

The music continues to play as a disturbance is heard from the crowd...the spotlights shoot to the crowd as we see Nova making his way to the ring through the crowd to the delight of the fans...

Tito: There he is...it's Nova...he's here...

Playboy: Why can't he just use the entry ramp like everyone else...

Nova enters the ring going right at Alyon as Alyon goes for him both men pounding away non-stop...Nova knocks Alyon down...Alyon rolls out of the ring slamming the apron in anger with both hands...

Tito: There it is...there's the anger we knew we should be expecting...

Alyon hops up on the apron...Nova charges...Alyon jumps off and walks aside...Nova stops...Alyon smirks to the crowd...He turns around right into a plancha by Nova...Alyon goes down...

Tito: These guys are going wild already...

Playboy: I'm betting the two of them kill each other by the time this match is over...

Nova picks up Alyon sliding him into the ring...Alyon rises as Nova re-enters, grabs Nova...Belly-to-Belly on Nova...pin by Alyon...1...2...kick out...

Tito: Alyon almost had Nova there...

Playboy: What do you mean almost...Alyon did have him...the ref counted slow...what the hell is his problem with Alyon..?

Alyon picks up Nova slingshotting him into the ropes...going for a high dropkick as Nova goes for a low one passing each other by...both rise to one knee then to their feet...

Tito: These guys definitely know each other well...

Nova throws a spinning kick to Alyon...Alyon sweeps away his foot...Nova reverses direction...Alyon blocks once again...

Playboy: You can say that again...

Nova sweeps knocking Alyon off his feet...Alyon rolls back to his feet...bounces into the ropes and returns with a hard clothesline sending Nova down...runs to the ropes coming off with a flying elbow drop...missing as Nova rolls to the right...

Tito: Too little, too soon...wait...Nova's up...

Nova springs up to his feet snapping a standing shooting star press on Alyon...Alyon raises his knees...knocking the wind out of Nova...

Playboy: And thanks to Alyon he'd down again...

Alyon grabs Nova by the hair lifting him...spinning around dropping him with a neckbreaker...Alyon lifts him back up and goes for a second...then a 3rd...small package by Nova...1...2...no...kick out...

Tito: Alyon almost lost it right there...went to the well once too often and came up dry...

Playboy: Tito...do you memorize all these clich?s?...mannnnnnnn...

Alyon gets up and starts kicking Nova again and again...Nova catches his leg rolling it back...rolling into a single-leg Boston Crab...

Tito: Submission...Nova's trying to make Alyon tap...

Playboy: That won't happen...

Alyon grabs the ropes causing Nova to break the hold...as he lets go Nova runs for the opposite ropes coming back with a flying bulldog over the top rope on Alyon clotheslining him on the ropes...Alyon's body snaps back as Nova lands outside the ring on his feet...Nova re-enters the ring...

Tito: Did you see that...now that's called capitalizing...

Playboy: No that's called cheating...get it right...

Nova picks up Alyon...throws him into the air... dropping him crotch first on his knee...Nova follows up with a tumbling kick knocking Alyon out of the ring...

Playboy: Ouch that's gotta hurt...

Tito: You should know...

Playboy: Trust me...I do...

Alyon gets up slowly as Nova flies over the top with a headscissors takedown...Alyon catches Nova Powerbombing him down to the concrete...

Tito: Now that's GOTTA hurt...

Alyon picks Nova up DDTing him on the concrete...then rolls him into the ring...goes for the pin...1...2...no...Nova's shoulder comes up...

Playboy: How the heck did Nova kick out of that one...

Tito: I don't know Bill...I just don't know...

Alyon gets up lifting Nova...goes for a scoopslam...Nova hooks a leg rolling Alyon up...1...2...no...kick out...

Tito: Nova's still in it...

Playboy: What the heck...couldn't that ref see he was holding the tights...

Tito: Where? I didn't see that...

Playboy: Then you're blind as a bat...

Alyon lifts Nova again...throws him into the ropes...Nova flips springing off the ropes coming back with a flying elbow...Alyon goes down hard...

Playboy: Where the Heck is Nova getting all this...he should've been gone long ago...

Nova grabs Alyon signaling to the crowd...

Tito: This is it...Nova's going for it...he's calling for Novacaine...

Nova springs into the air...but surprisingly Alyon holds on flying himself over Nova delivering a hard high DDT...grapevining the leg and pulling the tights blind to the ref...1...2...3...

Playboy: Yessssssssss...did you see that...Alyon reversed Novacain...I never saw that happen before...Alyon wins...

Tito: He held the tights...that was no win...that was a cheat...

Playboy: No...that was payback...and payback's a bitch...

Alyon rolls out of the ring as the ref follows raising his hand as both he and Paige head to the back never taking his eyes off Nova...

Tito: Alyon sure seems proud of himself...

Playboy: Shouldn't he...he's got the check in the win column for this match...

Nova looks on feeling cheated...as the fans still give him his cheers and Mac his boos for the way he won...
Winner: Alyon Mac

Fatal Fourway for the Custom Title: Soulfly vs. ShoGun vs. Jason Starr vs. Colin
Results:

Tito: ladies and gentleman, I must say I have looked forward to this next match for quite sometime now.

[TKOW Board]

Bill: Me two Tito, up next is the Fatal 4 way for the vacant Custom Championship. The Custom title is a cool thing to have the title holder gets to name it anything they wish to

Tito: and we have 4 great competitors ready to go at it and each of them will stop at nothing to win this match

The lights go out, (megatron shows the Damage Inc Logo).
about 12 seconds into the song, as it gets heavy, the pyros explode, lights go on, and standing on the entrance way is Soulfly dressed in his wrestling attire of tattered and torn jeans, a white wife beater, and a long, black leather jacket with his arms spread out(ravens taunt).Miranda emerges behind him, along with Sean Christopher
Soulfly walks slowly down the ramp, threatens to beat up the fans while toking on a joint, the chorus of Boos is deafening.
Soulfly gets into the ring and stands toe to toe with the referee before slapping the taste out of his mouth and threatens to do it again if he doesn?t call the match his way. Miranda gets into the ring as Soulfly climbs the back turnbuckle and spreads the arms, Soulfly climbs down, & hits the joint before passing it to Miranda.

Tito: Sean is accompanying his pick to the ring for this match, I wonder what tricks he has up his sleeve

The powerful Sounds of Mudvayne?s ?Not Falling? begins blaring across the arena as ShoGun makes his way to the ring accompanied by majority owner Vixon

Tito: the odds just got evened out for the Firm with Vixon being at ringside for Gun

huge pyro goes off while smoke in coming up from the ramp. Another fires and the smoke disappears immediately. 2 Lions by Dis Harmony plays as Colin and Rei walk down the ramp hand and hand. Rei and Colin slide into the ring. Rei gives a pose and Colin heads for the top rope and gives the Jimmy Snuka sign and back flips off and lands on his feet. One last pyro goes off the turnbuckle when he lands

Bill: we have two kids here at ringside now, Colin shouldn?t be in this match

Tito: he?s highly talented Bill, he has just as much right as the rest

Bill: he?ll be lucky if he sees 12 when Gun and Fly are trough with him, he had better hope that Starr looks out for him tonight

: The lights dim over the arena, as a dark red light illuminates the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak.

"The Future is now".

"It's time for you to take notice."

"No defeat, no submission... No Surrender!!!!"

Following the words, the lights return to normal as red and blue fireworks begin to shoot from the floor, while "Nothin" by N.O.R.E. begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, a hawk in flight around a large brown cross flashes repeatedly. A few seconds later, Jason Starr appears in the smoke, with his singapore cane raised in the air. He then bashes himself in the head repeatedly with the cane, working himself up to a frenzy before dashing down to the ring. Upon his arrival, he escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points the cane in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before slinking in to the corner to await the ring of the bell.

Bill: Geisha is escorting Starr to ringside, and there?s 4 women at ringside, things could get good and dirty out here

Tito: the bell has rung and this match is on

Fly runs at Gun and spears him and begins punching him, Starr comes over and hits fly in the back several times gaining the advantage on him, Colin begins to punch Gun, and quickly runs to the ropes and in rebound nails a dropkick to Guns knee, causing Gun to roll out of the ring, Starr has picked Fly up and goes for the Indian Suplex, he hits the first German suplex with ease, a bit more muster to get the second one in, as he goes for the third fly places his foot behind Starr?s to keep him from lifting, he then hits a swift mule kick to Starr?s family jewels, Starr releases the hold and falls to the ground

Tito: Cheap counter by Fly, cheap but effective

Gun is up on the outside and is met by Colin who does a flying crossbody off the top turnbuckle, Fly mounts Starr and begins punching him swiftly and furiously in the face, he unmounts and grabs star by the short hair on his head and lifts him to his feet, and whips him into the turnbuckle, Fly comes over and sets Starr up on top for a superplex, but Starr counters by pushing Fly off the turnbubkle, Star sets his feet and goes for the Ten Starr Salute (5* frog splash) but Fly rolls out of the way allowing Starr to smash into the mat

Colin has gotten to his feet, and hits a Sonic Star Press (Standing moonsault) on Gun, Colin hops up on the ring apron and is sizing Gun up, meanwhile Fly and Starr are back up and Fly whips Starr to the ropes, Starr accidentally knocks Colin off and he falls face first on the barricade, Starr meets the big boot from Fly, Fly motions hes going up top and he does so and sets up for a 5* of his own

Bill: that?s right Fly, beat him with his own move, wait a minute what?s going on here

Tito: It?s Weasel, she must be here to do something, this was her custom title

Weasel stops at the top of the ramp and crosses her arms watching the ring

Before Fly can fly Gun climbs the apron and pushes Fly off, fly lands on the Spanish announce table but doesn?t go through it, Sean surreys over to check on Fly, Gun then climbs up top and hits the ShoStopper (shooting star press) on Jason and goes for the cover, Colin is back up and has climbed the turnbuckle

ONE

TWO

TH??Colin goes for a moonsualt but Gun sees this, and rolls off Star, who takes the Moonsualt from Colin, Colin gets up and looks a bit shocked, but is fortunate enough to duck Guns kick, but Gun connects with a sweep to take Colin from his feet, Gun gets to his feet and begins stomping on Colin, Gun lifts up Colin and throws him into a turnbuckle, he comes up and begins punching Colin in the side with some vicious strikes, and puts him on the top rope for a Superplex, which Gun connects on perfectly, Gun covers Colin

ONE

TWO

THRE??Soulfly grabs Guns foot and pulls him out of the ring and hits a vicious uppercut to Gun, Fly kicks Gun in the midsection and slams his face into the apron, he then rolls him into the ring, Fly gets in and locks in the Tree Of Pain (walls of Jericho) on Gun, who screams but is way out of reach of the ropes

Tito: Fly may have this thing won here

Bill: TAP TAP GUN TAP YOU LITTLE BITCH TAP!!!!!!!

Before Gun can tap, Starr has struggled to his feet and sees what?s going on, but instead of breaking up the submission, he locks in the Technical Foul (crippler Crossface), with the pain from both submissions in, Gun blacks out, the ref does the mandatory three drops of the arm

ONE

TWO

THREE

Tito: Well who won?

The referee tells the announcer something as Fly and Starr look on

Announcer: the Match will continue since their was no clear cut winner

Sean and Fly are furious, Sean is demanding the announcer to rule the match in Fly?s favor, Vixon comes over and she says that the decision by the ref stands and the match will continue, Fly turns around to face Starr, and punches him again, and again Starr punches back the two exchange punches, until Fly finally hits a knee to the midsection shot, then hits a side-russian leg sweep on Starr, he gets up and locks the Tree of Pain in on Starr!!!!!

Bill: TAP TAP STARR TAP!!!!!

Before Jason can tap Colin climbs the turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick on Fly breaking the hold on his buddy Starr, he looks at the 3 laying on the mat and hits the Grimtooth (Springboard 360 Swanton) on Starr!!!!!!!

Tito: Colin just hit the Grimtooth on Starr!!!!

Bill: maybe Colin has a brain after all, hit it on the weakest at the opportunity

Colin goes for the pin

ONE

TWO

NO!!!! Gun kicks Colin off of Starr, he throws Colin out of the ring and turns around to be grabbed by the throat by Soulfly, But before he can lift Gun up for the chokeslam, Gun kicks Fly in the groin, causing Fly to release the hold, Gun then powerbombs Fly so that he rolls out of the ring, Gun turns around to a rising Starr, Gun kicks Starr in the gut and suplexs him, meanwhile outside the ring, Rei is checking on Colin, as Fly is struggling to his feet nearby, Miranda walks over with a devilish grin on her face, she grabs Rei by the hair, twists her around and hits a Strong Evenflow DDT on Rei, knocking her unconscious, she steps on Colin as she makes her way over to Fly, to help him get to his feet, Sean comes over and tells Fly something and points to Colin, Fly smiles and picks Colin up into a Pump Handle Slam on the concrete, the group laughs as Gun Lifts Starr up into a powerbomb, but Starr slides down Gun?s back and hits a neckbreaker on him

Tito: Great counter by Starr

Starr applies a sleep hold to Gun, as Fly picks Colin up and tosses him into the steel turnbuckle, he laughs and walks over kicking Colin in the back, meanwhile it appears that Starr has choked out Gun the referee goes to raise guns arms

ONE

TWO

TH??NO, Gun keeps the arm raise and taunts to the crowd who cheers him on, Gun gets to his feet and starts elbowing Starr, then when Starr?s grip is loose enough he hits a backdrop on Starr, Sean pulls a table out for Fly and sets it up, Fly tries to chokeslam Colin through the table, but Colin slips out and hits a Tornado DDT on Fly, Sean looks on a bit surprised and then slides the table in the ring as Miranda checks on Fly, Starr And Gun are up and exchanging punches, Gun goes for a Clothesline but Starr ducks it and hits a neckbreaker, Sean notices the ref isn?t looking and kicks Colin in the stomach, Starr notices the table and sets it up, he goes for a powerbomb on gun through the table, but Gun slides down his back and hits a neckbreaker, causing Starr to roll out of the ring, Gun heads to where Fly is at and gets out of the ring, Sean and Miranda back up a bit, as gun stares at them

Tito: there?s no love between them

Gun picks fly up and rolls him into the ring, he looks back at Sean with a glare and gets in the ring, he kicks fly and sets him up for a powerbomb, but Fly powers out of it and flips Gun behind him, Fly sees the table, he motions at M who throws him a bottle, Sean goes to were the ref cant see the corner and distracts him, Fly pours it on the table and ignites it, he grabs Gun and sets him up for the facebuster through the table, But Gun counters and pushes fly off through the table

Bill: HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Gun then hits the shostopper on Fly as Vixon pulls Sean off the apron so the ref can turn and make the count

ONE

TWO

THRE

Tito: Geisha just pulled Gun off of Fly!!!!

Gun gets pissed and gets out of the ring and gets in Geishas face and starts yelling at her, Vixon sees this and leaves Sean, running over to try and situate things, but Vix quickly turns on Geisha, Starr is up and comes into the mix yelling at Vix and Gun on Geishas behalf, Colin is also struggling to his feet, Miranda gets on the apron to distract the ref, Sean hits Colin in the head with a chair and rolls him into the ring, he pulls fly over Colin and gets out of the ring, ref turns around

ONE

TWO

THRE

Tito: Weasel just pulled Fly off of Colin

Bill: Damnit!! Sean should fire her for screwing Fly out of the title

Sean and Miranda rush over to Goddess and they begin a second argument, Weasel is yelling that Sean tried to screw Colin, Sean?s yelling to mind her own business, meanwhile Fly rolls back over and covers Colin, but the ref is distracted by the bit with Sean and Weasel and Miranda, Vix notices this and gets in the ring, she walks over past the pin attempt to the ref, she rubs his arm gently ands she leans back against the ropes, talking to him, twirling her hair, rubbing one hand on the refs arms/chest, the other on her own breasts, The crowd lets out a TREMENDOUS POP, Vix thinks its for her and ignores it

Tito: Is that who I think it is?

Bill: Yes!!!!!!! Thank you lord!!!!

Vixon is still chatting up the ref as a woman gets in the ring and Vixon turns her head to see???????..VICTORIA SECRET!!!!!

Vixon?s jaw drops and she runs at Victoria, the two lock up and begin rolling on the mat, till Victoria ends up on top and begins punching Vixon! Geisha sees this and leaves Starr and Gun outside the ring to help out Vixon, the second she leaves they begin exchanging punches, Meanwhile, Fly has got up from pinning Colin???and applies the Tree Of Pain on Colin, the ref turns away from the 3 women fighting to see Colin TAPPING!!!

The ref calls for the bell, all the people stop and look in the ring to see Fly still pulling back on Colin, Starr takes a step towards the ring to help out Colin but Gun hits him with a chair to the back of the head, Sean and Miranda begin celebrating outside the ring, Weasel picks up the custom title and gets in the ring, she stares at Fly who has not released Colin yet, he notices Weasel and relinquishes the hold, he gets up in Weasels face as the 2 staredown each other, Weasel puts the belt on Fly?s shoulder and leaves the ring , glaring at Fly the whole way, outside the ring, Vixon Geisha and Gun leave the ring and are arguing the whole way as Sean, Miranda, and Victoria Secret get in the ring and celebrate Fly winning the custom title

Tito: Victoria must be the surprise Fly was talking about, as it appears Revolution Inc has a new member

Bill: and she hates Vixon, but I still lover her!!!!!
Winner via submission and NEW Custom Champion: Soulfly

No DQ: Xcutioner vs. Jonathan Death
Results:

The Megatron kicks on and the camera pans across the floor up to Sean's desk. Then it focuses in on the back of the chair. Then Sean turns around and looks at the camera. He smiles and takes off his sunglasses.

SC: Straight from the office of Sean Christopher The Baddest Pit-bull in the TKOW!!! And you know what they say about sleeping Dogs.

Then as Sean finishes his speech the pyro goes off and X and Brandi step out onto the stage. Brandi side down around X's leg to the floor. And hits a sexxxy pose. Then they head down the to ring. The crowd boos and then the boos turn to cheers. X doesn't notice that Dr. Death has come out behind him and he has a chair in his hands. Death rears back and slam X in the head with the chair. X falls to the floor and then Death starts to kick the hell out of X. X try to rolls his way to the ring. But Death keeps slamming the chair on X's back. Death is yell something every time he hits X.

D: Sean you thing you can fire me!!!!!!!!! (WHAM) Then I'll have to kick the shit out of your puppy!!!!!!!(SLAM)

Death rolls X into the ring. X just lies on the mat, beaten but not broken. Death play up to the crowd. And the crowd goes wild. X starts to get to his feet. But as he does Death hits him with a clothesline. X falls to the mat. Death pick up X and irish whips X into the rows. X hits Death with a big boot. But they both fall to the mat. the Ref starts the count. 1..... 2..... 3... 4...... X gets up and goes over to Death, then X drops a knee into the side of his head. X picks Death up and scoop power slam him. X goes for the quick pin.

Ref: 1......

Death kicks out and X is right there to grab him. Death connect with a hard right hand. And X falls to the mat. Death lays the boots to X. X rolls out of the ring and Brandi runs over to see if he is alright. Death fallows and Brandi put herself between X and Death. Death grabs Brandi and shoves her out of the way and X hits him with a chair. X checks on Brandi and then grabs Death and throws him into the stairs. The stairs go flying and X yells at Death.

X: If you ever put your hands on her again I'll kill you!!!!!!!!

X slams Death's head into the ring post. Death stands leaning against the post. X grabs the chair again and tries to take Deaths head off. The chair slams hard against the post but Death duck out from under the swing. The vibration shakes up X and he drops the chair. Death kicks X in the stomach and then drive his head into the chair with a powerful DDT. X's head slams into the chair and then his head gushes blood. The blood streams into his eyes and Death spears him. Death rolls back into the ring and the crowd cheers. Brandi runs over to X and wipes the blood from his eyes with her dress. X slowly climbs into the ring and then Death irish whips X to the ropes and then X counter and whips Death to the ropes and follows it with a high clothesline. The two fall over the top rope. But some how X's head gets caught up in the ropes. Death sees that X is in a bad way. He smiles and grabs another chair. Death gets back into the ring. The ref is trying to get X out, but Death pushes him away. Death stands over Death, X is trying hard to get loose. Brandi trys to help X get loose. When Death grabs her by the hair and pull her onto the apron. Brandi try to hit him with the Lights Out (The Chick kick). Death drops and then pushes her off the apron and she falls through a table. Death Turns back to X the Ref is trying to X out of the ropes. Death pushing him again. Then Death taunts the crowd. The crowd starts a "Hit that Bitch" chant. Then Death slams the chair onto X's head. X is still kicking trying to get out. Then Death hits him again. X's body goes limp. X's limp body hangs from the ropes as the Paramedics race to ring side to get Brandi and X. The two are carted out of the arena. Death grabs a mic.

D: You see TKOW!!!!!!!! That is how you deal with a Dog!!!!!

Death drops the mic and leaves the ring. A camera man is running back to check on X and Brandi. But as he gets back there, There are bodies laying all over the place. But X and Brandi are nowhere to be found.

Winner: No Contest


2 out 3 Falls: Twister vs. ?Superfly? Nathan Melvin
Results:

The scene opens with Melvin backstage in his usual ring gear but instead black a crimson red written V.4 symbol imprinted on the back pf them & pure black boot with pure black kick pads. he is has his long brown hair let down. He slips on his right elbow pad then as he begins too slip on his left a voice breaks in.

Voice: Hey...

"Melvin looks up too see nothing."

Melvin: Ash?

Ashley: HEY! Down here!

"Melvin looks down."

Melvin: Oh! There you are. I guess I forgot just how much of a shrimp you really are.

"Ashley narrows her eyes & straightens her mouths at Melvin?s smart ass remark."

Ashley: I didn?t come here for your catchy one liners. I came here to wish you luck.

Melvin: Luck? Look little cousin. Twister has pretty much runned his mouth into the ground which in a way is a good thing. Cause now he if I could be so fortunate he might not be able to talk so damn much. & he has one thing right too. I am the Rey Mysterio Jr. here.....& he is the Juventud Guererra.......& by the time it hits midnight tonight for the next day. I personally guarantee.......that it will STILL! Be that way.

Ashley: Alright, but still. Be careful...

"Ashley hugs Melvin with a slight kiss on the left cheek. She then leaves the room."

Melvin: Thanks Ash...

"Melvin goes over to his bottle of Gatorade Strawberry 'Ice' brand. He takes a huge gulp of it then removes the twist off cap & pours the other half of the entire bottle all through his air sliding down his bronze gel some as the light captures his magnificent conditioning through out his entire body & his hair wet down."

Melvin:...........*Sigh*............

"Melvin walks toward the door &turns off the light switch as the white room now turns pitch black with nothing but Melvin shadow shown disappearing as he walks down the hall to the ring. The camera switches to Tito & Bill Jakes at ringside."

Tito: Wow, talk about being in the zone.

Jakes: You're not kidding Poppi. My boy Melvin always has been calm on the exterior but WOW! Hey I like Twister too & he's sort of grown on me but he's really gotten himself into something here tonight big time!

Tito: I agree Bill but right now let's take get to the action between these 2 top of the line skilled wrestlers!

"The lights in the arena darken to a pitch black with blue strobe lights lit only. Silver fire begins to rise on the entry way. 4.....3.....2.....1 counts down slowly & once it hits 1 every thing stops except for the silver fire & the blue strobe lights as a shadow figure appears on the ramp paused in a Triple H stance with Touched by Vast playing in the p.a. system as Melvin walks down the entry way not showing any emotion what so ever except small flashes of a smile at a few fans that he walks by. He walks up the ring steps & steps through the middle rope the casually goes to the center of the ring muttering to himself looking at the entry way."

Tito: Look Jakes backstage this morning when I asked you who you were rooting for in this match. & you said you were a complete neutral. If you feel that way I have to know. Do you count 'anything' that Twist has done to Melvin up to this point as causing a slight bit of a sentimental favorite?

Jakes: Look Poppi. This ain?t about being nice. This is about being the best. & to be the best you have to beat all the rest! Unfortunately for Twister though Melvin is amongst the rest & he just flat out has Twister's number in every match up to this point through out their career's.

Tito :Well that's in my opinion no excuse for a sexual attack on a scared young girl.

"Suddenly red gas begins to fume out of the stage. A heartbeat can be heard pumping loud through the arena when a bass guitar tune plays at the same rhythm of the heart. Pace by Stereomud hits as Red lights flow with the Red gas swallowing everything else in the entry aisle as Twist walks out slowly & arrogantly Wearing a black Leather vest & Black leather pants with elbow black elbow pads smirking at Melvin in the ring who stands in the center anticipating Twister's arrival in the ring."

Tito: Well I hate to keep riding on it but this will be a 'classic'.

Jakes: My god we actually agree on something.

"Jakes & Poppi glare at each other."

Tito: Vega was a better announcer then you.

Jakes: THE BITCH SUCKED!

Tito: Much better:

Jakes: Yeah whatever.

"Twister is now at the ring apron eyeing Melvin intently. The referee goes to Melvin to block his path but Melvin shoves him to the side with ease. Twister slides into the ring with the lights returning to normal as he removes his vest."

Tito: Here we go.

Jakes: COME ON! RING THE BELL & GET THIS BAD BOY UNDERWAY!

Tito: Damn. So there really is someone who was anticipating this match as much as I was.

(BELL RINGS.)

Tito: & we're underway!

"Melvin & Twister stare down for a few seconds as they then begin to circle each other. the crowd breaks in with 'Twister sucks' chants infuriating Twist."

Tito: Well I think it's pretty obvious who the fans are backing in this match.

Jakes: Oh come on people! I came to see me some damn matches tonight! This being one of them! NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP!

Tito: Do you really think that anyone in this arena is going to listen to you? They can barley hear you as it is!

Jakes: grrrrrrrr

"As the chants die down some Melvin & Twister lock up! Both men push at each other brutally until Twist pushes into Melvin applying a headlock. Twister then twists around applying a hammer lock on Melvin?s left arm. Melvin counters twisting behind Twist too apply a hammerlock of his own. Twist falls forward & hits a drop toe hold taking Melvin down to the mat a hops over into a front face lock. Melvin pushes up with Twister still holding on. Melvin powers Twist into the corner & both men break loose. Melvin backs away as Twister slowly comes out of the corner smiling arrogantly & posing as he begs for Melvin to continue. Melvin returns the smirk as Twist extends his hand for a grappling contest. Melvin suddenly hits a martial arts kick with his left leg to Twists right shin picture perfectly with lightning speed causing Twists smile to change into a scream of pain as he grabs his shin & falls back down & rolls back to the corner grabbing the bottom rope before Melvin can come after him again!"

Jakes: Damn that was a kick! Twists shin may be caved in after that!

Tito: Dammit we agree on something again!

Jakes: ..........................THE BITCH SUCKED!!!!

Tito: VEGA DID NOT SUCK!!!!

"Melvin backs away waiting for Twist to get back up. Twist looks at Melvin angrily & yells something very obscene about Melvin causing a smile to appear on Melvin?s face. Twister gets furious & gets up out of the corner to get in Melvin?s face but lets go of the rope. Twist is in Melvin?s face but before he can do anything Melvin points to the ropes that Twist had a hold of & Twist looks back slightly nervous. Melvin gives a sharp kick to Twists stomach then grabs him by the hair & runs him across the ring ramming his head into the turnbuckle 10 times with the crowd counting along! Afterwards Melvin lets go allowing Twist to fall down. Melvin however begins to stomp the hell out of Twist in the corner."

Tito: I think Melvin's done putting on his calm exterior! This is how he really feels right now. All day today he's been a nice guy backstage & all but he has had this bottled up inside of him & he's letting loose with all that rage now!

Jakes: I didn?t know Melvin could get this angry! I mean he's demolishing Twister in there!

Tito: I don't think that anyone knew Melvin had this side to him!

Jakes: Well Melvin?s my boy & all but he had better not let his anger get the better of him or Twist is gonna break his little losing streak!

Tito: Dare my ears deceive me or were those sage words from......you?

Jakes: ...................Shut up Poppi....

"Melvin stops stomping on Twister & pulls him up in the corner & begins to fire knife edge chops into Twists chest sending him reeling each time! Melvin stops & looks around the arena as the crowd goes in a frenzy of cheers. Melvin looks back at Twister & leans back then lunges forward with one more chop that sends Twist all the way over the top turnbuckle to the floor! Melvin wastes no time & pursues Twist to the outside & kicks him in the rib cage as he gets to a knee sending him back down rolling across the floor. Melvin continues to follow Twist as he crawls as far away as he can from Melvin. Twist makes it to the front row barricade & pulls himself up only to turn around to a running Melvin who delivers a clothesline sending Twist over the barricade & into the crowd! Melvin leans over the barricade pulling Twist up by the hair & delivers right elbows to the back of Twists head on the barricade. Melvin keeps hold & climbs on top trying to pull Twist up with him only for Twist to push him off causing Melvin to slip down face first on to the barricade. Twist holds to his head dazed as he stumbles back away from Melvin further into the crowd & kneels down."

Jakes: Great counter by Twist! Get away from him to regain yourself some!

Tito: If he's getting away to regain himself he must be planning to do it in his car because that's the direction he's headed in!

Jakes: WHAT THE HELL!?!

"Twist stumbles as fast as he can out of the arena through the fans. Melvin pulls himself up & see's Twist. Melvin immediately hops over & runs after Twist. who has started up the steps that leads to the rafters & catches him with a double axe handle from behind sending him face down on the steps. Melvin continues to pound & stomp on Twist as security tries to hold the fans back. Melvin pulls Twist up who begins to fight back with right hands to Melvin?s face sending him tripping down the steps some until he grabs the rail for balance."

Jakes: I thought this was just a singles match tonight!?

Tito: IT IS! Obviously the referee is being very lenient here tonight for this match!

"Twist steps down closer to Melvin but Melvin delivers a right knee to Twists gut then hits a stiff upper-cut knocking Twist falling back on the steps again . Melvin gets up & pulls Twist up the steps a few stories until Twist grabs Melvin & slams his forehead into the steel rail subsiding him. Twist climbs up 2 step & grabs hold of a fans seat & Steel rail at the same time & pulls himself up kicking at Melvin some as he holds on the rail to avoid taking a deadly a fall down the concrete steps. Twist stops for a minute & catches his breath before attempting it again but Melvin with a burst of energy grabs Twist by the legs & throws him over the other side of the steel rail but Twist lands on his feet but he turns around into a super kick by Melvin into the face sending him back into the frenzy of fans by him falling between the seats. Melvin pulls himself up now bleeding from his forehead some from the steel rail ram. Melvin steps over the rail onto the side that Twist is on & walks toward him limping slightly but Twist hits a back kick directly to Melvin?s chest sending him away & crawls through the fans & to another stairway & climbs up to a balcony that has an exit out of the wrestling area on it."

Tito: Where the hell is he going now?

Jakes: To get away! I can't blame him either!

"Twist walks into the opening leaving Melvin limping his way up the stairs that he's on after Twist. He makes it to that level & walks toward the balcony & goes in but Twist bursts out with a spear taking Melvin flat on the ground! Twist hooks a leg for a cover!"

Tito: What's he doing?

Jakes: Well ya can't get mad at him for being confused can ya!?

"Twist gets up to argue with the ref as Melvin stirs himself up & goes in where Twist was. Twist continues too argue with the ref & pushes him by the face away & turns around to see Melvin no longer there on the ground. Twist walks around for a moment to look at where Melvin was & turns around into a rolling senton heel from Melvin sending Twist down to the ground knocking him out cold!"

Tito: THAT's SOMETHING NEW FROM MELVIN! I HAVE'NT SEEN MANY PEOPLE HERE IN TKOW UTILIZE THAT MANUEVER SO WELL IN A WHILE NOW!

Jakes: THAT'S WHY MELVIN IS MY BOY!!! He's always pulling out something new to get him farther up in ranking!

Tito: Oh my! Twist is busted open now too!

"The camera focuses in on Melvin limping up bloodied up & Twister bleeding knocked out on the ground. Melvin falls down on a knee but pushes himself back up after a few seconds. Melvin grabs Twist up & begins to drag Twist all the way down the stairs back to the ring. Melvin keeps his balance on the rail keeping hold of a still unconscious Twist."

Tito: If Melvin gets him to the ring all he might have to do is cover him & win the match!

Jakes: You might be right Tito! I think Twist is out of it!

"The referee gets in Melvin?s face warning him to get back in the ring only to be once more shoved aside but Twist suddenly sneaks in a low-blow taking Melvin down on both knee's! Twist takes a moment to recuperate & pulls Melvin up by the hair then lifts him into a vertical suplex but planting him ribs first on the steel rail & sprints down the steps taking Melvin with him on the rail & after getting an immense amount of momentum slings Melvin forwards sliding him ALL THE WAY DOWN THE RAIL TO THE CEMENT FLOOR BELOW!!!"

Jakes: OH MY GOD!!!

Tito: JESUS!!!

" Twist smiles sadistically & walks slowly down the steps to where Melvin is laying down clutching his rib cage & begins to aim his stomps picture perfectly at the ribs of Melvin on the ground forcing him to scream in agony each time. Twist stops & smirks, then pulls Melvin up grabbing him by the tights & hair & runs again with him throwing him HEAD FIRST into the barricade!"

Jakes: I thought this was a wrestling match!? The street fight isn?t till later on tonight!

Tito: Well you're right! But the ref doesn?t have any control what so ever! All I know is that the tables have turned. Melvin has been destroying Twist throughout this match but Twist saw an opening & took advantage of the situation!

"Twist then runs at Melvin on the floor & hits a baseball slide onto Melvin?s ribs. Twist gets up & drags Melvin up & places his bleeding forehead on the edge of the barricade & runs it side to side yelling out at angrily obscene things. Twist finally stops & tosses Melvin?s limp body back over the barricade to ringside again. Twist follows Melvin & picks him up rolling him inside the ring."

Tito: It's finally back in the ring!

Jakes: Thank God!

"Twist goes to the top turnbuckle & plays to the fans as Melvin lays out barley breathing on his back. Twist flicks off the fans to a ton of heat & springs of with a rolling senton on Melvin?s ribs causing Melvin to sit up in pain. Twist quickly pushes Melvin back down & covers! 1...2...No!"

Tito: Ladies & Gentlemen as hard as this may be to believe that was the first cover of this entire brawl!

"Melvin kicks out just in time. Twist pulls Melvin up & delivers several kicks to the ribs then hits a scoop slam with ease. Twist runs to & off the ropes hitting a jumping knee drop on the rib cage yet again. Twist with another cover! 1....2....No! Melvin kicks out yet again getting a look of anger to come across Twist."

Tito: Twist seems to be finally start losing it in this match. The frustration is kicking in.

Jakes: This is utter insanity! These 2 are killing each other in there!

"Twist pull Melvin up again & locks a bear hug onto the ribs & runs him with extreme velocity into the corner into a spear! Twist pulls back & hits another! Another! Then one more! Twist keeps the hold on & pulls Melvin away & hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. 1...2...No! Melvin manages to kick out again. Twist gets up hands to hip frustrated limping around on his right shim some. Twist grabs Melvin up by the hair & nails a REALEASE northern lights suplex sending Melvin across the ring to the ropes. Twist follows over & hooks the leg!"

Jakes: Melvin?s my boy & all but for his own sake I hope he stays down.

Tito: I have no choice to agree.

Jakes: As Rage would say.....GOT DAM IT!

"1...2....3-NO! Melvin gets his foot on the rope in time to stop the count. Twist pulls Melvin away from the ropes & in the center of the ring & applies a cobra clutch on the mat in the center of the ring wrenching back on the neck but wraps his legs tightly across Melvin abdomen crushing down with the heel of his boots on Melvin?s ribs the hold lasts for about 2 minutes before Twist finally relinquishes the hold & picks Melvin up nailing a german suplex with a bridge. 1-2-NO! Melvin manages to kick out. Twist pulls Melvin up
& pulls him to the corner & hits right hand after right hands a in the corner onto Melvin?s bleeding forehead & taunts him walking away . He comes back to Melvin but Melvin grabs Twist by the hair & throws him in a complete 180 to the turnbuckle & begins to reign down martial arts kick on pure adrenaline. Melvin ends the fury with a high kick to Twists also bleeding forehead sending him to his right front first to the ropes & falls back into a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING HIM ON HIS FACE!!!"

Jakes: WHOA!!!

Tito: How in the hell can a human being in EITHER of theirs condition have the self-awareness to do something like that!?

Jakes: It's real simple Poppi! NEITHER ONE OF THEM ARE HUMAN! THEY'RE TKOW MEGASTARS! THEY ARE WRESTLERS! THE BEST OF THE BEST JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE! THEY ARE'NT BREEDED TO BE HUMAN! THEY'RE BREEDED TO BE TOP DAMN NOTCH!!!

{Tito looks at Bill in shock.}

Tito: Uh..................bravo.

Jakes:...........what?

"MELVIN COVERS!"

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"Twist pulls his left shoulder off the canvas just in time! Melvin gets up in shock arguing with the ref limping some. Melvin signals & signals for the 4TH GEAR(Fisherman's Brainbuster.)Melvin pulls Twist up but OUT OF NO WHERE rolls Melvin into a small package!"










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"Melvin kicks out BARLEY in time! Twist rolls himself up-right immediately while Melvin sits up trying to pull himself up by the ropes. Twist grabs Melvin for a german suplex dragging him away from the ropes but Melvin fights back with right elbows to the chin breaking loose Twists grip. Melvin runs to then off the ropes with a clothesline however Twister ducks & runs to the ropes & comes off with his patented running green kick but Melvin ducks & rolls forward back to his feet immediately behind Twister & hits a super kick the rings through out the entire arena!"

Tito: THAT'S IT!

Jakes: IT HAS TO BE OVER!!!

Tito: Cover him Melvin!!!

Jakes: & MAKE SURE YOU HOOK THE LEG AS AN INSURANCE POLICY!!!

"Melvin drops forward hooking the leg as best he can in his current condition!"










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Jakes: SEW THEM!!!!!

Tito: SEW WHO!?!?!?!?

Jakes: THE COMPANY THAT GAVE MELVIN THAT DAMN INSURANCE POLICY!!!!!

"Melvin pulls himself up slowly keeping a tight grip on Twists hair dragging him up. Melvin pulls Twist to the turnbuckle area & hits a scoop slam signaling for the ZER0-GRAVITY!!!!(Double Corkscrew Star Press.)Melvin steps through the middle rope & goes climbing up to the top rope! He poses at the top turnbuckle then FLIES OF WITH IT BUT TWIST MOVES AT THE VERY LAST SECOND DARTING HIMSELF OUTSIDE THE RING CAUSING MELVINTO FLATTEN HIMSELF ON THE MAT!!!"

Jakes: He's finished...

Tito: My God........ Melvin was at the most 40 % but I think it's safe to say he is around 13 % instead now.

"Twist realizing what has happened sits outside listening to the referee's count keeping his legs stretched out & letting his blood flow out of his forehead with a crimson mask covering most of his face. the same can be said for Melvin who is stomach first on the ring mat instead with blood flowing from his head spreading on the ring mat at a frightening speed. Twist strokes his right arm up & pulls himself up on both knee's & crawls into the ring to Melvin?s back & pushes exhaustingly Melvin over on his back & covers with a lateral press."

Jakes: What a match!!!

Tito: I can concur with that statement!










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" Melvin pulls his right shoulder Twist gets up in a panic having not put Melvin away pulling on his own . Twist grabs the referee by the collar of his shirt & shaking him around angrily until he see's Melvin stirring up on the mat. Twist immediately goes after Melvin & stomps him back down. Twist slides out of the ring & drags Melvin by his legs to the outside of the ring. Twist delivers knife edge chops repeatedly to Melvin sending down on the ramp entry way. Twist then pulls Melvin back to ringside & throws Melvin face first into the ring post. Twist slowly & effortlessly picks Melvin up & rolls him back in the ring. Twist picks Melvin up one more time & hits the TWISTED DIMENSIONS!"

Tito: That's it! It's over!

Jakes: There is no way that Melvin is gonna kick out of that!

Tito: Wait a minute... what?s Twist doing?

Jakes: Huh?

"Twist gets on the mat & taunts a knocked out Melvin bloody face to bloody face. He then flips Melvin off & slaps him egotistically in the face then signals for his Twisting Body Splash! Twist climbs up to the top still playing to the fans to a ton of heel heat & once he's at the top Melvin nips up & runs to the turnbuckle crunching Twist on the top turnbuckle! Melvin climbs to the top rope & pounds away on the forehead of Twister! Melvin steps over on the other side of the turnbuckle & hooks Twist up into the air!"

Jakes: YOU DON'T THINK!!!!

Tito: HE WOULD'NT!!!! HE COULD'NT!!!!

"MELVIN FLIES OFF WITH TWIST FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!!"

Tito & Jakes: HE DID!!!!!!!

"Both Twist & Melvin lay out on the floor completely still as the crowd goes insane! Melvin slowly rolls over onto his stomach & pushes himself up & pulls Twist up rolling him in the ring & follows sliding in behind him. Melvin pulls up Twist & HITS A TIGER DRIVER '91! Melvin leaves Twist laid out as he stumble his way up to the top rope! Melvin eventually makes it to the top & signals for the ZER0-GRAVITY!!!! Melvin flies off! & IT CONNECTS!!!! Melvin hooks the leg!!!"

Jakes: THAT'S IT!!!

Tito: WHAT A MATCH!!!!









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Tito: It's over! Great match!

Jakes: Melvin pulled it off! How I will never know but he did it!

"Melvin gets up & celebrates his victory as Twist is laid out on the mat not moving. Melvin eventually leaves up the ramp as a medical stretcher comes out for Twist. they can be heard saying that his neck is broken which it is."

Tito: Oh my. Twist's neck is snapped. but what an outing by both men!

Jakes: Great outing though I gotta say by Melvin.

Tito: What about Twist?

Jakes: What about him? HE LOST! sure i hope he's alright but come on Poppi!

Tito: Good Lord.

"As the stretcher finally leaves from ringside with Twist it switches to Poppi & Jakes."

Tito: WELL UP NEXT IS THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP & WHAT A MATCH IT SHOULD BE!!!

Jakes: Not that it'll matter who wins. EKP will retain no matter who he faces!"

Tito: You really believe that?

Jakes: Damn right I do!

Tito: Well we'll see.

Winner: Nathan Melvin

Backstage Segment

A Hall Outside of the Sean Christopher's Office - Loud thuds and slams are heard from the other side of the door...a passing young woman stops outside...

A puddle of blood forms from under the door as loud piercing screams are heard...distinctively male screams...that is until the young girl's screams of terror join them...

Security arrives...comforting the young woman they put her out of harms way just standing there watching the puddle of blood grow...

They slowly open the door not sure what they'll find not really expecting the sight they witness...

One guard backs out of the room vomiting on the marble hall floor...the other turns a powdery shade of pale white...the guard begins to shake as he removes his hat dropping to one knee...crossing his body with his hand into the form of the holy trinity...

As the camera pans we notice the floor...a literal ocean of blood...then it all comes into view from the guard's line of sight...

Sean Christopher's Desk...book-cased between two large crosses...7 ft ornamental golden crosses...crosses adorned with the unconscious...bloody...beaten...broken bodies of two barely recognizable figures...Merrick and Adam Guy...nails through their flesh...crucified like martyrs on the cross...a message scrawled in blood on the wall behind them...

"On the 5th day...the games were over and the sacrifices were made in the name of the fallen...the time has come...the war has begun...plead your penance or be forever lost in damnation's cruel embrace".

[TKOW Board]

Triple Threat Contendership: Gideon vs. Syberus vs. Clench
Results:

"All of a sudden a camera shows Ricky-D in the back getting out of a forklift that was backed up against a locker room door that says Jackson Fear's office and all six members of Devilish Intentions stand guard of the area all with weapons in their hands.
Another camera shows Jackson Fear along with Bloodmoney screaming and slamming the door trying to get it opened."

(Announcer) From West Warwick Rhode Island and weighting in at 258 pounds here is the former 2 time U.E.C.W. World Heavyweight champion and the former TKOW six man tag champ here is Clennnnchhhh!

"The lights go dark as a bass guitar can be heard then you here someone scream AAAARRRRREEEE YOUUUUUUUU RRRRREEEAAAADDDYY! Then a black cloth next to the Khaostron stage drops revealing Clench and the Mega music group Korn.
Clench hops up the stage then runs to the other side taking off his TKOW robe revealing a Mighty Ducks jersey with the numbers 69 and Clench in the back."

(Clench) What's going on Anaheim!

"The fans go nuts in the arena as Jonathan Davis begins his set...

(Davis) This hate inside my mind
a place I like to hide
you don't know the chances
what if I should die
a place inside my mind
another kind of pain
you don't know the chances
I'm so blind
bliiiiiindddd
bbbbllliinnd

"FANS ARE GOING NUTZ CHANTING CLENCH'S NAME"

(Davis) Another need to hide
to escape the pain inside
you don't know the chances
what if I should die
a place inside my mind
another kind of pain
you don't know the chances
I'm so Blind
bliiind
bbbllliiinnnd.

"Clench takes the mike"

(Clench)Give up
get up
give up inside
according to living that life that seems to be
a lost reality
and I can never find no way to reach my inner soul
now give up and go
which way did I go
now if you see my soul then think of a way to go Bliiiinnnnd."

(Davis) Another need to hide
to escape the pain inside
you don't know the chances
what if you should die
a place inside your mind
another kind of pain
you don't know the chances
your soooo BBBBBBBLLLLIIIIIINNNNNND!!!!!

"Clench and Jonathan Davis run into the ring as pyro goes off on the ramp and the Khaostron." Davis takes a seat in the front row, and Clench leans back in the corner, but already we can see him picking up his injured ankle.

Tito: Quite an entrance for Clench!

Bill: Yeah, but that ankle is seriously screwed up.

The lights go out, and the image of a slim figure appears, set against a hazy blue background. In a flash, the figure sprouts angelic wings and a mass of pyro explodes at the top of the ramp. "Die Another Day" by Madonna hits and the Tron shows a montage of scenes of Gideon in action performing a series of high flying moves. Gideon appears at the top of the ramp after the pyro and red and blue strobes cut the darkness of the arena. Gideon, usually clad in a long dark coat, slides under the bottom rope (like Edge). But, as the lights come back on we see Syberus dragging Clench out of the ring under the bottom rope. Clench hits the ground hard, and then Syberus picks his leg up and drives his heel down into Clench?s fractured ankle. Clench howls in pain, and the ref goes to the outside to check on Clench.

Bill: Haha! Syberus had him scouted!

?Alright! Now that was pretty damn funny!? A voice sounds out from the top of the ramp. It?s Extreme Killer Phil. He has a mic in hand and his title swung over his shoulder. He saunters down the ramp, and Syberus and Gideon bore holes in him. Phil glares back at them, pointing at his title as he settles into the announce table and puts his headset on.

Bill: Champ!

Phil: It?s always a pleasure to allow you to bask in my greatness.

Tito: Um?.sure. Anyway, how can you condone Syberus? attack on Clench?!

Phil: Hey, the man was just getting the job done early. Clench doesn?t stand a chance anyway. That guy sucks more than a black hole! Then again, they all do!

Bill: True that!

Tito: Would you mind removing your lips from Phil?s ass? It?s kind of sickening.

Phil: Shut up, Poppi! I have a great ass?.just ask your mom!

Finally, the bell rings and the match gets underway as another ref walks down to replace the one attending to Clench. Syberus and Gideon lock up, and Syberus steps behind Gideon and gets him into a waist lock. Syberus heaves Gideon up into the air and drives him down to the mat. Syberus hops over Gideon?s body and applies on an arm lock. Gideon finally manages to crawl to the ropes, and the ref makes Syberus break the hold. Syberus snaps up to his feet and stomps down on Gideon as Gideon tries to get to his feet. Gideon relents under the barrage and rolls through the ropes to the outside to collect himself. Syberus demands that Gideon get back in the ring.

Meanwhile, the ref on the outside asks Clench if he wants out of the match. Clench pushes the ref away and stumbles to his feet tenderly.

Phil: Clench, just stay buried!

Gideon slides back into the ring and Syberus goes to drop an elbow down on Gideon, but Gideon rolls out of the way and kips up to his feet. Gideon hits a standing dropkick on Syberus, putting him down to the mat, and then as Syberus gets up again Gideon hits him with another! Gideon tries the same move again, but this time Syberus catches his legs, allows Gideon to drop down to the mat, and then stomps Gideon in the groin!

Phil: Syberus may be a total tool, but at least he?s pullin? out all the good spots early in this match.

Tito: Why am I not surprised you agree with his tactics?

Clench gets up and walks gingerly towards the ring, and Clench rolls in to finally participate in the match. The original ref goes to the back and Clench watches as Syberus pulls Gideon up by his hair and whips him into the corner. Clench hits Syberus from behind with a single leg dropkick, sending Syberus crashing into Gideon. Syberus stumbles back and Clench goes for a quick roll up!

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Syberus kicks out. Gideon picks Syberus up and starts unleashing a series of open hand chops into Syberus? chest. Gideon pressures Syberus into the corner, and then whips him across the ring, where an awaiting Clench clotheslines him down to the mat. Clench and Gideon locks up, and Gideon quickly gains an advantage. He applies a side headlock to Clench, but amazingly Clench is able to pick Gideon up and drop him back with a faceplant suplex! Clench collapses due to the strain put on his ankle, and Gideon crawls over to the edge of the ring, nursing his chest. Syberus is now back on his feet, and he rushes Clench, but Clench is able to drop toe hold Syberus to the mat. Clench gets on top of Syberus and unleashes a series of closed fist blows to Syberus? head! Gideon stops the assault with a shining wizard kick that impacts Clench?s head with such force it knocks Clench under the bottom rope and out of the ring.

Tito: What a match!

Phil (yawns): Yeah?.I guess?.but I think this match needs a dose of Vitamin Phil to pick it up to the next level. ?Scuse me, gents.

Tito: What?s he doing?!

Phil gets up from his announce position and walks over to the downed Clench. When the ref?s back is turned, Phil clocks Clench with the title as Clench tries to get to his feet! Phil laughs hysterically as he rolls Clench back into the ring.

Bill: Ah hahahahaha! This guy is great!

Phil remains at ringside as Gideon and Syberus begin trading blows. Syberus, not seeing Phil, gets to close to the edge of the ring and Phil trips him down to the mat! The ref, catching it out of the corner of his eye, admonishes Phil. Syberus holds his face and Gideon takes advantage. He picks Syberus up and performs a belly to belly brainbuster. Gideon goes for the cover, but Clench dives at them and elbows Gideon in the back of the head. But Clench quickly succumbs to the pain again, and we see a trail of blood seeping from his forehead from the title shot he received from Phil. Syberus lunges at Clench and applies a lunging choke hold to him, which the ref starts to count down. But as he does so, Phil pulls Gideon out of the ring and proceeds to stomp on him mercilessly as the crowd boo?s. Finally, Phil postures for the crowd, soaking in even more heat. Before returning to the announce table.

Phil: Ah! That murdering freak probably didn?t even feel it!

Syberus releases the choke, picks Clench up, and plants him back down with a devastating spine buster, followed by a knee drop to Clench?s head. Syberus quickly follows that up with an ankle lock to Clench?s injured ankle! Clench screams in pain and struggles frantically for the rope.

Bill: This is it! Syberus is gonna win!

Clench struggles for the ropes, and just as he is about to reach them?.Syberus pulls him back into the center of the ring. Clench picks up his hand like he?s going to tap??when Gideon explodes into the ring and tears Syberus off of Clench. Gideon pounds into Syberus before dumping him to the outside with a clothesline. Gideon sizes up the downed Clench, and then applies another ankle lock!!

Tito: He?s picking up where Syberus left off!!

Clench screams and looks like he?s going to tap! Gideon could win this thing?.but no, Syberus slides back in and breaks up the count! Syberus boots Gideon in the midsection and hits him with a jaw breaker! Syberus goes for the pin?


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Tito: My God! Clench will not give up!

Clench latches onto Syberus from behind and applies a sleeper, before drilling Syberus down with a sleeper bomb! Clench cries out again and grabs hold of his ankle as he writhes on the mat. Gideon gets to his feet and scales the top rope. He waits for Syberus to get to his feet before unleashing a Tornado DDT on him. Gideon goes for the pin?.but amazingly Clench breaks it almost immediately. Gideon looks on at Clench in amazement. Clench struggles to get up using the ropes, and Gideon continues to look at Clench. Gideon nods his head in a show of respect, and his turns around Syberus nails him with a dropkick to Gideon?s knee. Gideon?s leg buckles and he goes down. Syberus raises his arms, drawing massive heat from the crowd. He picks Gideon up and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Syberus maneuvers Gideon up to the top rope and locks up with Gideon!

Tito: Oh man, this looks like a superplex!

Phil: Come on, botch it! I wanna see Gideon land on Syberus? head! That?d be funny as hell?.

Syberus stands up on the second rope and prepares to superplex Gideon. Suddenly, Clench scrambles into the corner and gets under Syberus. Clench grabs Syberus? legs as Syberus drives away from the top rope with Gideon. Clench powerbombs Syberus in mid superplex, effectively powerbombing both Gideon and Syberus!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tito: DID YOU SEE THAT?! I?ve never seen anything like it!

Bill: But look what it cost Clench!

Clench is now rolling on the ground in pure agony. He put way to much pressure on his broken ankle to perform the latch ditch high risk move. Paramedics run down to the ring and Clench rolls out in terrible pain. The paramedics attend to Clench as both Syberus and Gideon lie motionless after the stunning move. One of the paramedics motion the ref over and we hear a paramedic say, ?We have to pull Clench from the match. His ankle has been seriously aggravated. He needs medical attention.? The ref nods his understanding and the paramedics pick Clench up and start to usher him away. The crowd, in a show of respect start to cheer for Clench?..but Clench isn?t done! Clench breaks away from the paramedics in a frenzy and tries to get back to the ring.

Tito: Common Clench, its not worth your career! There will be other shots!!

Phil: Not at me there won?t!

Clench stops suddenly, grimacing in pain. A sorrowful understanding seems to overcome him, like he too realizes he will be jeopardizing his career. Clench allows the meds to help him again?.but certainly doesn?t look happy about it. This draws another sizable pop of respect from the crowd.

Crowd: Clench! Clench!

Clench looks back the people a moment, before disappearing behind the curtain.

Bill: Looks like it?s just Gideon and Syberus, champ.
Phil: Eh, I knew that loser couldn?t cut it anyway.

Tito: The man came into this match with a broken ankle!!

Phil: Yeah, so what Tito?! You want me to sit here and boohoo about what a shitty hand fate dealt poor Clench? Boo hoo?.cry me a river?.for T-Money to swim in! (laughs)

Tito (disgusted): Jesus! Don?t you have any respect?!

Back in the ring, Gideon gets up first. Gideon again goes to the top rope and he hits an asai moonsault on Syberus! Gideon goes for another pin!

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Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!

The ref starts the count and Gideon hits Syberus with a leg sweep kick as Syberus tries to get up. Gideon stands at Syberus side and hits a picture perfect standing moonsault to Syberus? ribs! Syberus clutches his ribs and rolls over in pain, and Gideon looks no better.

Tito: Gideon seems to be in control now?but both men have been through hell! Syberus uses the crowd control barricade to get up, but Gideon snaps to his feet, determination fueling his every move! Gideon charges at Syberus, but Syberus sidesteps Gideon and drop toe hold?s him causing Gideon?s head to crack into the barricade!

Bill: That probably hurt. Good thing it wasn?t you, champ.

Phil: Nahhhh?.I?d never do something that dumb.

Syberus picks Gideon up, and when he does we see that Gideon has been split open! Syberus tosses Gideon back into the ring and Gideon gets back up and into his bearings once again. Syberus beats down on Gideon yet again and knee?s him in the stomach. Gideon hunches over and collapses. The ref asks Gideon if he wants to give in, and Gideon gets to his feet. Syberus goes for a right hook to Gideon, but Gideon blocks and counters with his own. Syberus tries it again and again Gideon blocks and counters! Finally, both men just go all out, tearing into each other with brutal blows!

Tito: This is turning into a street fight!!

Syberus gains an edge, and clocks Gideon with a stiff shot. Finally, he steps back and tries for a superkick. Gideon ducks and Syberus catches the ref in the chin! The ref goes down. Syberus looks at what he?d done in disgust. He takes out his frustration on Gideon by kicking him in the guts, heaving him up and delivering a powerbomb! Syberus walks over to the corner and proceeds to remove the corner turnbuckle pad!

Bill: Insult to injury?.ain?t it great?!

Syberus picks up Gideon and tries to deliver a suplex, but Gideon blocks. Syberus tries again, and again Gideon blocks! Suddenly, Gideon hits a low blow mule kick on Syberus!!!

Tito: I can?t believe Gideon just did that!!!

Bill: Ah hahahaha! So much for the goody two shoes act!

Gideon grabs Syberus and the fans pop huge as Gideon signals for the Aeon Flux! Gideon scales up and over the turnbuckles?..AND SYBERUS OVERPOWERS HIM! Instead of driving Syberus into the mat, he catches Gideon and powers him forward into the exposed turnbuckle! Gideon?s skull crashes into the solid steel! Gideon goes limp in Syberus? arms, and Syberus finishes it off with a powerslam. The ref stirs and slides over to count ever so slowly.


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3!!! Syberus pins Gideon! Syberus wins it!!!! Phil leaves the announce position and slides into the ring! He shoves his title in Syberus? face and starts talking trash!

Phil: You see this?! It?s mine! Nothing?s gonna change that! NOTHING!

Syberus (barely able to stand): We?ll?.see?.

Syberus turns his back on Phil?..and Phil clocks him with the title from behind!

Tito: My God! What a title race this is going to be!!!
Winner and NEW #1 Contender for the World Championship: Syberus

Mystery Gimmick Match
Results:

Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, so far Global Domination has been one hell of an experience! And right now we only have two matches left to see!

Bill: All that?s left is the main event, which is Chienne Noire going against long-time rival Slare in a Streetfight, and then there?s this match right here.

Tito: Even to this point Playboy, no one in the company knows what exactly is involved in this Mystery Gimmick Match! Only Co-CEO Sean Christopher knows about the match, since he booked it. And guess what Playboy? He still isn?t telling!

Billy: Well Tito, regardless of who?s keeping the secrets, the lid on this can of worms is about to be blown off!

?How Can I Live? by Ill Nino plays and actresses Monica Keena and Nicki Lynn Aycox come out to a HUGE pop from the crowd. They help each other into the ring, and both are handed mics.

Nicki: Hi everyone, I just wanted to thank TKOW Entertainment Inc for bringing Monica and myself here for such an awesome show!

Monica: Hell yeah Nicki, but we didn?t just come here for the ringside seats that Sean Christopher gave us. When Sean got in touch with our agents, he said that appearing here would be fantastic publicity for our films, Freddy vs. Jason and Jeepers Creepers 2. But he also gave us an awesome idea!

Nicki: The idea was to promote Freddy vs. Jason and Jeepers Creepers 2 by hosting the ultimate battle between three of horror?s heavyweights!

Bill: Wait one second, are they saying what I think they?re saying?!

Tito: Looks like it Playboy, I guess we?re going to have one hell of a non-match!

The crowd, anticipating quite a bit, is absolutely electric. Nicki and Monica begin to work the audience by circling the ring and clapping their hands. Suddenly, the lights go out, leaving the entire arena completely dark. The deliberate, eerie theme to Jeepers Creepers plays and the crowd goes ballistic as The Creeper itself descends to the ring from the rafters. Dim lighting comes up, and The Creeper is glaring at Nicki, who instinctively backs away. Mist trails down the entrance ramp and the theme to Nightmare on Elm Street plays as the stage lights turn a searing red. The crowd pops huge as Freddy Krueger, cackling, makes his way down the ramp. Every so often, Freddy stops at the guard rail and points out his ?children?. Freddy finally enters the ring, and Monica gives him a wary sideways glance. Finally, the Friday The 13th chant fills the arena as blue light shines across the stage and down the entrance ramp. Accompanied by an amazing crowd reaction, Jason Voorhees silently stalks his way down to the ring. Once all three killers are in the ring, Monica and Nicki wisely slip out to ringside. The lights come back up completely, and all three killers circle. Suddenly, ?Revolution? by Aimee Allen plays and Co-CEO Sean Christopher makes his way down to the ring, much to the chagrin of the crowd and the guests. Sean takes a mic from Monica and enters the ring. He looks over each killer in turn, and nods in approval.

Sean: I simply cannot say how ecstatic I am that all of you put aside your busy schedules to join us here tonight. However, I must remind you that you did not sign for a match of any sorts; you merely signed contracts to appear and promote your films.

Slowly, the three killers deliberately surround Sean. At ringside, Nicki and Monica begin to panic and yell for Sean to get out of the ring.

Sean: Now this is fantastic guys, you really do love your roles. But enough is enough, seriously.

They continue to close in on Sean. He backs away from Freddy and The Creeper, only to bump into Jason.

Sean: No more games, this isn?t funny!

Jason, looming over Sean, raises his machete into the air, just as Freddy raises his glove.

Sean: Don?t you dare! If you lay a hand on me, I?ll have you playing the assailant on the next Lifetime original movie!

The crowd gasps audibly as Jason swings his machete down, causing Sean to scream out in pain. Wide-eyed, Sean watches helplessly as Freddy spears him with his glove. The lights blink out just as The Creeper leaps on Sean. With the crowd going nuts, the lights come back up. The ring and the area around it are clean and empty.

Tito: Uh, okay? I have to say, it was certainly something that I didn?t expect to see. Say Playboy, that was all an act, right?

Billy: Duh Tito, of course that was all an act. But kudos to Sean and those fantastic actors, that little skit was great!

Tito: Um, of course it was.

Billy: Oh come on Tito, did it really creep you out that bad?

Tito: No way, I?m just a little confused.

Billy: Yeah whatever, you?re such a pansy.

Fights, Camera, Action!

<You see in the ring you see a familiar set in the ring been set up which you see Dr Death standing in the middle of the ring with a mic....>

Dr Death: I got a surprise for all of you and that right here TKOW pay per view here live here at Arrowhead Pond, Anaheim, California that tonight right here right now the return of................FCA!!!!

<Huge Pop by the fans.>

Dr Death: That?s right!! FCA is back and a great time be back at the TKOW pay per view GLOBAL DOMINATION!!

<Fans cheers.>

Dr Death: You can see I'm here by myself usually me and my co-host do this show together but you can see now that I'm here all by myself finally to do this show. I want to tell everyone this that it was my idea for this whole FCA thing my co-host is just a side kick of me so you fans know give me a full credit that I'm the one come up this idea with FCA yep thanks to me I make FCA popular and I will make it #1 again! Now to my guest today he's my co-host for FCA and now the current TKOW World Heavyweight Champion who just won the title few weeks ago that?s right here is my guest..........EXTREME KILLER PHIL!!!!

<The lights turn off and you see at the Mega-Tron you see a Jet passing by and you see a bunch of Skyscrapers which the Jet is flying above the Skyscrapers. After the Jet is gone it zoom inside of the Skyscrapers which you see Extreme Killer Phil's face and then you hear him say "BOW DOWN TO YOUR CHAMION." Then "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays and here comes the TKOW World Heavyweight Champion Extreme Killer Phil coming out the entrance way. You see him with the world title belt on his shoulder and the fans are booing at him he's standing on the entrance way for a second then he's walking down the aisle he step up to the ring steps and walk on the apron then he went in the ring and he raise his world title belt up the air which the fans continue booing at him. Extreme Killer Phil put his world title belt back on his shoulder and his theme finally stop playing......>

Dr Death: Nice entrance anyways Phil....

<Extreme Killer Phil take the mic away from Dr Death and about to speak...>

Extreme Killer Phil: First off I'm going to tell you this only once for here now on you don't refer me Phil or EKP you refer me as champ or world champ and second as for this show FCA you are full of shit you know and every idiots know that I'M THE ONE that pull all the ratings for FCA I'm the one that make FCA popular not you! But I tell you what now that I'm the world champion and I have better things to do than co-hosting with you that you can have the damn show all to yourself cause you know when you do this show by yourself this show will go down the toilet and flush to the river just like T-Money.

<Fans booing after he make that statement Dr Death ask Extreme Killer Phil to give him the mic back but he wouldn't then the ring announcer give him another mic....>

Dr Death: So I have the show all to myself for now on?

Extreme Killer Phil: That what I say fuck nut

Dr Death: All I have to say is.........WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO YEAHHHH!!!

<Dr Death jumping up and down getting all excited Extreme Killer Phil just look at him grin his face then Dr Death finally stop jumping up and down....>

Extreme Killer Phil: Are you done now numb nuts?

Dr Death: Yes I am and I'm going to prove you that I'm taking FCA to the next level and that is to the top you fuck nut!

<The fans laugh and cheers what Dr Death say, Extreme Killer Phil give a bit of grin then he begin to respond...>

Extreme Killer Phil: Steal my phrase one more time I'm going to throw you at the river like I did to T-Money so DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

Dr Death: In speaking of T-Money you the one tell me at the back tell me to do this show to have you as a guest that you got something to show and say something about T-Money

Extreme Killer Phil: Yes I did you see after what happen few weeks ago with T-Money people call me a murder like Gideon who was the one that deserve to call a murder when he kills Onslaught you see what happen to T-Money well I feel really bad what I did to T see people think I don't care about other people. People think I have no feelings at all but I do and when people call me a murder and cruel person it really hurt me inside so I earlier past week I visit T's grave and show my appreciation that I really do have a heart so I have this footage that tape roll the footage nutsacks!

<Both Dr Death and Extreme Killer Phil and everyone else watch on the Mega Tron a footage plays you see at the cemetery you see Extreme Killer Phil walking around the cemetery and you see him have something he's holding with the covers on....>

Extreme Killer Phil: Damn where is T's grave? Damn to many people dead can't find it errrrrr!!

<Extreme Killer Phil looking for T's grave then he finally saw T's grave when on the tombstone it say his name T-Money......>

Extreme Killer Phil: There it is finally!

<Extreme Killer Phil kneel down his one knee....>

Extreme Killer Phil: T-Money I know you are listening I want to say that people been calling a murder, people call me a cruel person, people think that I don't care anyone but me, people think I have no feelings at all. But you know after what I did to you I kinda feel bad what I did to you so to prove everyone that I do have a heart, that I do have feelings, that I'm not a cruel person, and that I care. I got a gift for you just for a memory a memory which to remember.....

<Extreme Killer Phil cover his face acting he was going to cry he then sniffs two times then continue to speak.>

Extreme Killer Phil: This gift which have you remember me here is the gift......

<Extreme Killer Phil take off the cover and it's a fish bowl which have water and with alive fish in it he put it down on the grave........>

Extreme Killer Phil: See I do have a heart oh I almost forgot something.....

<Extreme Killer Phil get something out of his pocket and it's a T-Money action figure.....>

Extreme Killer Phil: This be the remember you will never forget T-Money.....

<Extreme Killer Phil drop the T-Money action figure in the bowl which splash some water which got the fish scare a bit then Extreme Killer Phil continue to speak once more.....>

Extreme Killer Phil: Don't let the fish bite you T or more like don't let the sharks eat you for dinner rot in hell T.......Damn I need to take a piss no rest room oh what the hell I take a lick here.....

<Extreme Killer Phil unzip his pants which it's uncensored then you hear that he's taking piss on T-Money's grave then Extreme Killer Phil finish taking a piss on T-Money's grave then he say.....>

Extreme Killer Phil: Damn that feel better hey T I hope you don't mind taking a piss on your grave actually I rather careless you mind or not since you can "swim." I'm leaving T have fun with the fishes....

<The footage finally stop playing the scene back in the ring with Dr Death and Extreme Killer Phil the fans heavily booing at Extreme Killer Phil and chanting "Asshole" towards him heavily you see Extreme Killer Phil is the only one laughing then Dr Death just look at him and not to happy what he just saw then he's about to speak....>

Dr Death: You really have no class at all "champ."

Extreme Killer Phil: I just show it!

<Extreme Killer Phil continue to laugh then Dr Death continue to talk..>

Dr Death: I thought you going to show the people whole world and especially to T-Money that you do have the heart, you do care, and you do have feelings toward other people you say that just a while ago before the footage play but now after we all saw the footage it was just a lie not only your a true asshole, you do not care for people, and don't have a heart but also you have no respect to the dead at all what you have to say to yourself?!?

<Extreme Killer Phil finally stop laughing then he get on serious mode and begin to respond.>

Extreme Killer Phil: You listen you son of bitch! I am what I am I'm the current TKOW World Heavyweight Champion rather all this morons like it or not they got to live with it I rather care less what you and other people think of me all I care about is that I'm top of this company now and I'm going to stay that way for a very long time! Screw what people think what I did to T-Money you see T-Money is now no longer with us anymore I demolish their hero now they don't have no hero to cheer on anymore what so ever like I say before he can rot in hell!!

Dr Death: You know I would love to kick your ass right here right now......

Extreme Killer Phil: You can't kick my ass I throw you over the same river like I did to T-Money hope you can swim boy cause the sharks coming for ya bitch and for the record I can do what I want, when I want, and however I damn want I am the world champion and you can't do nothing about it!

<Extreme Killer Phil drop the title belt and the mic which Dr Death drop the mic and they give a stare down then the light turn off which you hear a thunder sound then you see a spot light hits in the ring which you see Extreme Killer Phil and Dr Death which both are confuse what going on then you hear a voice....>

Voice: Extreme Killer Phil you have kill a person who was the only savor here in TKOW he was going to save TKOW but you kill him you kill everyone's hero the people who they admire and now I am PISSED OFF!! Now Extreme Killer Phil you going to feel the pain a pain that you never gotten before you will not only feel those pains but you also going to be the first victim to feel my wrath and we don't have wait it's going to be...........NOW!!!

<Extreme Killer Phil give a frighten look at his face Dr Death then just leave the ring then the spot light disappear which now it's totally dark inside the arena then you hear "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" by Drowning Pool plays then the spotlight hits again and you only saw Extreme Killer Phil standing the ring he's look at the entrance way but no one comes out...>

Bill Jakes: What the hell is going on?!?

Tito: I have no idea!

<Then the spotlight is off again and there is no light the theme continue to plays.......>

Tito: Can't see a damn thing again!! What is going on?!?

Bill Jakes: Someone turn on the damn lights dammit!!

<Finally the lights turn back on that Extreme Killer Phil standing the ring looking at the entrance way and from behind standing it's none other then....>

Bill Jakes: It couldn't be?!? Is it.........

Tito: YES IT IS THATS DOMINUS!!!

<The theme finally stop the fans gives a huge pop when Dominus appear Extreme Killer Phil look confuse then he turn around and he saw Dominus staying in the ring staring a mean look at Extreme Killer Phil. The champ give a shock reaction and he look scare then Extreme Killer Phil pick up the man and the fans chanting "Kick his ass" Extreme Killer Phil then begin to speak out which he act like he's brave.>

Extreme Killer Phil: You want to hurt me?!? You want me to feel your wrath?!? You want me to feel the pain I never gotten before my whole entire life?!?

<Dominus nod his head yes then Extreme Killer Phil continue to speak.>

Extreme Killer Phil: You really want to fight well YOU GOT IT!!

Tito: Hell yeah!!!

<Extreme Killer Phil drop the mic and act like he's brave then walk backwards pick up the mic and then he say......>

Extreme Killer Phil: You know what??? IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!

Tito: What a coward!!!

Bill Jakes: He's no coward the champ doesn't have to prove it that he can kick his ass!

<Extreme Killer Phil drop the mic he pick up his world title belt and about to leave but Dominus just attack him from behind which Extreme Killer Phil drop his belt. The fans are cheering Dominus deliver a serious right hands then he send Extreme Killer Phil to the ropes he missed the clothesline Extreme Killer Phil hit a right hand right across to the face of Dominus but that doesn't effect Dominus what so ever. Extreme Killer Phil look shock then Dominus knee lift right to the midsection he then send him to the ropes again and hit a spine buster Extreme Killer Phil's back is hurt he got up then Dominus clothesline Extreme Killer Phil out of the ring......>

Bill Jakes: AHHHHHH GET OUT OF HERE CHAMP!

<Extreme Killer Phil crawl try to get away from Dominus. Dominus got out of the ring and he's chasing Extreme Killer Phil EKP show he doesn't want no part of Dominus at all he near by the entrance way and climb up some ladder....>

Tito: Wait a minute where he's going?!?

Bill Jakes: There you go champ get away from that punk ass!

<Extreme Killer Phil climb up the ladder and Dominus climb up the ladder chasing Extreme Killer Phil and now Extreme Killer is top of the mega tron Dominus is top of the mega tron now and Extreme Killer Phil try to get away from Dominus but there is no escape...>

Bill Jakes: NOOO!!! GET SOME SECURITY HELP THE CHAMP FOR GOD SAKES!!

Tito: There is no escape for the champ now!!

<Extreme Killer Phil then beg Dominus to stop then he extend his hand to shake his hand but then Dominus just kick him to the midsection then grab his throat the fans on their feet and Dominus look the top of the mega tron from all the way down.....

Bill Jakes: He wouldn't would he?!?

Tito: You thinking the same thing I'm thinking would he do it?!?

<The fans chanting "DO IT" repeatedly then Dominus lift Extreme Killer Phil up and choke slam him from top of the mega tron all way through the tables broken in half Extreme Killer Phil is down and out.>

Bill Jakes: OH NO!!!

Tito: HOLY SHIT!!

TKOW FANS: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!

<The fans continue chanting holly shit repeatedly Dominus just stare down and Extreme Killer Phil is down out cold Dominus smile and he then raise his arm up and the fans cheering and still chanting holy shit.>

Bill Jakes: Get some help!!!

Tito: This must be like 50 feet up high!!

Streetfight: Chienne Noire vs. Slare
Results:

?Arials? by System of a Down plays and the crowds gives Slare a heated response as he makes his way to the ring. The lights blink and Chienne?s familiar classical music plays as the crowd goes nuts. When the lights blink on, Chienne is already brawling with Slare at ringside. Chienne gets in Slare?s face and cusses him, and then bites the tip of his nose. The crowd lets out an audible groan as Chienne lets go, and then spits the tip of Slare?s nose back out at him. As Slare screams in pain, Chienne knees him in the midsection and shoves him into the steel steps. Chienne lifts up the ring apron and begins sifting through the various objects under the ring. Slare gets to his feet and kicks Chienne hard in the stomach. Chienne screams and falls to the floor, and Slare takes advantage by repeatedly stomping on her. Slare walks over to the same steel steps that he hit and picks up the top half. The crowd gasps as Slare lifts the step over his head to hit Chienne, but she stop him by pulling a barb wire-covered baseball bat from under the ring and nailing him in the stomach. Slare drops the step and stumbles backwards. Chienne gets to her feet and strikes Slare with the bat again, this time in the side of his head! Blood gushing from both his head and his mutilated nose, Slare grabs Chienne by her shoulders and shoves hard into the outer turnbuckle! Chienne drops the bat, and Slare quickly picks it up. Without hesitation, Slare begins to repeatedly strike Chienne in her already-wounded midsection. Her outfit ripped and the surface of exposed and bleeding profusely, Chienne stumbles over the steel steps in order to escape Slare. Slare, however, stalks Chienne, but misses her as she slinks under the ring. Slare yells all sorts of curses at Chienne as he begins to lift each apron surrounding the ring. Chienne is nowhere to be seen. Slare circles the ring, striking the edges of the ring as he moves. The crowd gasps as the edge of a chainsaw slices through the center of the ring. Chienne climbs out of the newly crafted hole and saws the ropes in half in her attempt to get at Slare. The ringside fans duck, as do Tito and Billy, and the released ropes snap out of control. Chienne jumps out to ringside and screams a slew raunchy obscenities at Slare and proceeds to chase him with the chainsaw. Slare drops the bat and runs up the ramp, but Chienne is in hot pursuit. Chienne blocks Slare from escaping backstage by waving the chainsaw around. Slare back against the stage set, but dodges just as time as the chainsaw slices through the wall of the stage. Chienne pulls the chainsaw out and screams that she?s going to end Slare?s career permanently! Before Slare can move, Chienne impales the whirring blade of the chainsaw straight through Slare?s stomach, pinning him to the wall of the stage! The crowd lets out a collective scream of horror as Chienne saws upward through a convulsing Slare! Chienne pulls the blade out of Slare and, just as he falls to his knees, swings the chainsaw and slices off Slare?s head! Officials rush out onto the stage and attempt to stop Chienne, but she swings the chainsaw wildly to keep them away. Chienne screams that she?s not finished putting Slare to rest, and then proceeds to dismember him, starting with his arms! Officials at once rush Chienne and force her to drop the chainsaw. Police come out and handcuff Chienne, and help the officials drag a screaming Chienne backstage. Throughout the arena, various fans are rushing out of the arena, no longer wanting to stare at the gut wrenching mutilation that just took place.
Winner: No Contest