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Tito: Welcome ladies and gentleman, to the Joe Louis Center in Detroit! More importantly however, welcome, to the Rumble in the Jungle!

Bill: What he said.

Tito: I'm Tito Poppi, alongside 'Playboy' Bill Jakes, and we'll be calling all the action for you here tonight.

Bill: He'll be calling the action. I'll be making sarcastic, fairly obvious observations.

Tito: Hey, at least you're honest.

Bill: That I am Tito, that I am.

Tito: Anyways, no sense in waiting. Let's get to the action!

Triple Threat Match for the TKOW! Custom Championship
Soulfly? vs. Jason Starr vs. Green Weasel

"The lights in the arena dim to darkness??..?Oxy Cotton? by Lil? Wyte with Lord Infamous and Crunchy Blac begins playing throughout the arena, as the khaostron begins showing various drugs???..marijuana plants, cocaine, ecstacy, Oxy Contin, and more

Two bright green spotlights begin circling the arena in opposite directions as the verse kicks in

Lil Wyte:
Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to git fool
5th to Crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rolls
Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged
Oxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange
Watch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from Texas
She wanna git up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing

the lights stop together on the entrance ramp, where Soulfly stands with his arms spread out in his infamous taunt, Miranda walks up behind, the two walk down the ramp

Lil Wyte:
'Bout now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me
15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees
Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me
Take another Lortab to call me down and let me see
Body be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the pain
No more bitching 'bout your day and work and driving in the rain

Fly gets on the apron and pulls apart the ropes so that Miranda can bend over to enter the ring, putting her ass in Flys face

Lil Wyte:
Put up wit' the fussing and discussion - I plant in your brain
Hypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veins
Take a chill pill to slow me down and git back in this game
Gatta be up on ya P's and Q's to even feel it mane

Fly and Miranda play to the crowd in the ring, one spotlight on each as the song kicks into the chorus

Lil Wyte:
Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab
Valiums - Morphine - patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane

Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab
Valiums - Morphine - patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane
What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane

The green lights disappear, the arena lights come on, fly lights up a joint as he waits on his opponent."

Tito: Well this should be quite the contest for this what's sure to be amazing triple-threat match for the TKOW Custom Championship.

Jakes: No no Tito. the "THC" Championship.

Tito: Well, I stand corrected. Anyways, Soulfly, the Champion is already in the ring awaiting his opponents. Green Weasel & Jason Starr.

Jakes: Well Weasel from what I have heard is'nt exactly in 100% condition.

Tito: How can she be after that incredible Wiffo bomb from Jace on High Voltage last week?

Jakes: Who cares? Here comes Starr!

"The lights dim over the arena, as dark blue and red lights illuminate the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak."

"The Future is now".

"It's time for you to take notice."

"No defeat, no submission... No Surrender!!!!"

"Following the words, the lights return to normal as red and blue fireworks begin to shoot from the floor, while "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, an image of Jason Starr blocking a shot made by Tim Duncan, then Starr sacking an unsuspecting QB during his days as a linebacker at Alabama, as gold pyro shoots through the rafters. A few seconds later, Starr appears in the smoke, with his singapore cane raised in the air. He then bashes himself in the head repeatedly with the cane, working himself up to a frenzy before dashing down to the ring. Upon his arrival, he escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points the cane in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before slinking in to the corner to await his other opponent."

Tito: There's one of the challengers. Jason Starr.

Jakes: Well here comes Weasel next.

Tito: Wait a minute...

"The Khaos tron shows Weasel laid out in her locker room bleeding from her forehead."

Tito: Oh, I should've guessed!

Jakes: well it looks like it's gonna be one on one now! That's for sure!

"Soulfly saunters around some as Miranda stands on the apron holding his belt over her shoulder laughing."

Tito: This is disgusting.

Jakes: Look at that idiot Starr. which way did he go? Which way did he go? HA HA!

"Soulfly walks to the center of the ring as Starr looks at the tron."

Tito: What's he doing?

"Miranda suddenly tosses the belt to Fly who catches it."

Jakes: UH OH!

"WHAM!"

Tito: Soulfly just attacked Jace from behind with the Championship belt!

Jakes: GENIUS!

Tito: That has to be a disqualification.

"Soulfly casually hands the belt to the ref."

Jakes: Well disqualify him ref. That was illegal.

Tito: Wait a sec.

"The ref argues with Soulfly for a moment."

Tito: THE BELL HAD'NT RUNG YET!

Jakes: Damn...

Tito: Soulfly has the ref by the shirt & is furious!

Jakes: Not nearly as furious as someone else is right now...

Tito: Oh my....

"Starr gets up to his left knee down in the corner & glares coldly in Soulflys direction."

Jakes: Soulfly, turn around.

Tito: Miranda just got off the ring apron gulping.

Jakes: This won't end well.

"Soulfly gives a small smack to the refs mic & turns around to a teeth gritting Jason starr."

Tito: Oh my god.

Jakes: Jason runs at Soulfly hitting a clothesline!

Tito: & Jason is on top of soulfly & is beating the living hell out of him with jab after jab!

Jakes: Get him off ref!

(BELL RINGS)

Tito: Well, it's on now.

Jakes: ....... Nice knowing you Soulfly.

Tito: Jason continues his un-relentless assault! The ref is trying to get him off. theose fists are illegal.

Jakes: Soulfly blocks a right hand & powers Jason off of him to his left!

Tito: The tables have turned! Soulfly is now reigning down some fists of his own!

Jakes: Jason is still punching away though!

Tito: Jason re-powers back at Soulfly & both men have rolled to the outside! Jason has started to get the better of the brawl!

Jakes: Soulfly needs to get back up to a vertical base!

"Soulfly raises both hands & rakes the eyes of Jason Starr sending him off & away from Soulfly a few inches."

Tito: That'll get'em a break. Starr is to a knee with his back turned.

Jakes: Soulfly is up & gives a toe kick to the back of Jasons head.

Tito: Starr is face first on the floor & Soulfly is delivering the stomps to the back of Starr.

"Soulfly lifts Jason up."

Jakes: Soulfly goes for an irishwhip but Starr reverses it sending soulfly face first into the steel post!

Tito: Soulfly is on his back. Jason Starr picks him up & rolls him in the ring.

Jakes: Starr covers. 1...no!

"Soulfly quickly kicks out at one."

Tito: It's going to take more than that to put Soulfly away

Jakes: Damn right it is.

Tito: Jason pulls Soulfly up off the mat & sets him up against the turnbuckle. & Jason begins hitting right hands all over Soulflys face.

Jakes: Starr should probably look into boxing next.

Tito: Jason gives an irish whip out of the corner sending Soulfly to the other end.

Jakes: Jason follows it up running into the corner spearing Soulfly in the ribs!

Tito: Jason Starr continues hitting a shoulder thrust! followed by another!

Jakes: Starr stops & starts AGAIN with the right hands to the face of Soulfly.

Tito: Jason has really dominated this match thus far.

"Soulfly blocks a right hand."

Jakes: Soulfly blocks one! He throws a right hand of his own. Jason Starr ducks it & hooks Soulfly tightly tossing him out of the corner with a T-Bone suplex!

Tito: Jason starr quickly crawls over & cover Soulfly hooking the outside leg!

Jakes: That might do it!

Tito: 1... 2.. No!

Jakes: Never mind.

Tito: Starr gets up dragging Soulfly up as well & rolls him into an inside cradle.

Jakes: 1... 2... No!

Tito: Soulfly kicks out yet again. Jason Starr pulls Soulfly up & backs him up gainst the ropes & throws him off into an irish whip but Soulfly reverses & grabs Jason Starr up & hits A HUMUNGOUS POWERSLAM DOWN!

Jakes: 1...2...3-NO!

Tito: That was close.

Jakes: Soulfly pulls Starr up & sends him to the ropes but Starr jumps over them to the ring apron.

Tito: Soufly runs at Jason but is caught by Starr with a back body drop from inside the ring to the outside floor!!!

Jakes: That has gotta hurt!

Tito: Soulfly is rolling around in agony on the outide floor as Jason starr has made his way to the top rope at the turnbuckle. What' he doing?

Jakes: I think that I have an idea.

Tito: Soulfly pulls himself up off the floor & Jason Starr fles off into a cross body!!!

Jakes: Soulfly rolls in the ring!

"THUD!"

Tito: Starr crashes face first to the floor!

Jakes: Soufly rolls back out & has started to stomp away on Starr. He lifts Starr up & irish whips him into the steel ring steps!

Tito: Soulfly pulls Starr up & rolls him into the ring.

Jakes: Soufly scrapes Starr up off the mat & he has signaled for the evenflow ddt!

Tito: Wait! Jason Starr just hit a Northern Lights suplex!

Jakes: 1.... 2.... 3- NO!

Tito: Soulfly BARELY kicked out in time. Jason Starr gets & stalks Soulfly.

Jakes: Jason Starr runs at Soulfly for a lariot but Soulfly ducks & turns around kicking Starr in the gut & EVENFLOW!

Tito: Soulfly is gonna retain!

Jakes: 1..... 2..... 3--NO!

Tito: Jason got his foot on the bottom rope!

Jakes: It aint over yet!

Tito: Soufly picks Jason Starr back up & PLANTS him again on top of his head!

Jakes: Soulfly picks Star back up.

Tito: NOW WHAT!?

Jakes: I don't know.

Tito: Soufly throws Jason Starr through the middle rope outside the ring!

Jakes: He's gonna try & get him counted out.

Tito: Soufly has the ref distracted!

Jakes: & Miranda is putting the boots to Jace on the floor.

"The ref turns back around as Miranda goes back to whereshe was."

Tito: There is no way that Starr is going to get back in the ring in time.

Jakes: The ref has begun to count!

"Referee begins to count."

Ref: 1..... 2...... 3....... 4....... 5...... 6 ........ 7........... 8......

"Starr pulls himself up on the ring apron."

Tito: He made it!

Jakes: How?

Tito: Soulfly is going nuts in there.

Jakes: Soulfly goes over to Starr.

Tito: But Starr grabs Soulfly by the hair & slings him across the rope by his throat.

Jakes: Jason is on the floor again but drabgs Soulfly by his boot to the outside.

Tito: Jason begins with some right fists once more but Soulfly is trying to gt away as Jason gives chase.

Jakes: Soulfly turns around kicks Jason Starr in the gut & goes to the timekeepers table grabbing up the steel chair!

Tito: The ref has come outside & snatches the chair out of Soulflys hands.

Jakes: Soulfly just grabbed Miranda & throws her to Starr! Starr catches her & throws her to the ref but the ref falls down!

Tito: Soulfly grabs back up the chair & LEVELS Starr with it & puts the chair back down before the referee can see what just happened!

Jakes: Soulfly quickly picks Starr up & throws him back in the ring & makes the cover with the ref following close behind!

Tito: 1...2...3-NO!

Jakes: HOW THE HELL DID JASON STARR KICK OUT OF THAT!?

Tito: He's still in this!

Jakes: Soufly s abot to lose his mind in there!

Tito: Soulfly pulls Jason Starr by his legs to the center of the ring!

Jakes: Soulfly locks on the Tree of Pain!

Tito: It's applied! Jason crawls reaching for the ropes & has somehow made it!

Jakes: Soulfly has let go & pulls Starr back to the center! He's going for it again but Jason is'nt turning over!

Tito: Jason makes it to the ropes again!

Jakes: Soufly pulls him back again though! Th third time is gonna be a charm!

Tito: Soulfly is trying as hard as he can! Wait! Jason pulls Soulfly into a modified hurricanrana pinning combination!

Jakes: 1...2...3! WE GOT OURSELVES A NEW CUSTOM CHAMPION!!!!

Tito: YES! YES! JASON STARR GOT HIM! IT WAS A CHARM BUT IT WAS STARRS!

"Starr quickly rolls out of the ring & up the rampway as the ref hands him the Custom 'title belt."

Tito: What a match up but no shame to Soulfly. Great outing by both men.

Winner & NEW TKOW Custom Champion: "The IceMan" Jason Starr

Backstage

Extreme Killer Phil shows up at the arena alone carries his bags into his dressing room closing the door behind him.

Tito: What an importnat night it is for that man. This could very well be the last night we see Extreme Killer Phil as World champ.

Hair vs. Hair
Vixon vs. Victoria Secret

Tito: Here we have it folks...a fight between two of the most beautiful ladies in TKOW!

Playboy: And two of the most vicious...now talk about catfights...and as for beauty...I think one of these two ladies is about to lose her beauty once she gets a chromedome...

Tito: You know that's not true Bill...we all know that beauty is only skin deep...

Playboy: It's all just propaganda...tell me the truth were you ever attracted to the bald chick in Star Trek: the Movie or Shinehead O'connor...

Tito shakes his head in disgust...

Playboy: Ohhhhhh yehhhhhh...here that music...?...see those lights...?...we know who's comin' now...

The lights in the arena dim to black.. soon the megatron appears.. and Intro music of V.S echo's loudly over the PA system. Pink and blue strobe lights fill the arena.. and then commence into one at the top of the ramp. Victoria suddenly makes her apperance. V.S walks into the light and begins to grind. Heading down the ramp.. the light stays centered on her as she seductively touches all over herself.
Heading up the ring steps.. the arena lights come back on.. and Victoria enters through the second and third ropes. She goes to the center ring and starts to grind some more. V.S goes to all four corners and does a teaseful dance for all in attendance. Victoria then leans back calmly in the corner and awaits for her oppenent to arrive as the audience pops...

Both men sit silent...

Playboy: Tell me Bill...was that good for you too...?

Tito:ummmmmmmmmmm...

Playboy: I'll take that as a yes...

Playboy: Anddddddd here comes the Boss Lady and she looks ready for business...

"Cochise" by Audioslave begins to play as the majority Co-Owner of TKOW! makes her way to the ring to the applause of the fans...she points to V.S. and charges the ring as both woman go at it tooth n' nail...with the poor referee caught in the middle like a chihuahua in the middle of a catfight...

Playboy: Something tells me this is gonna be Nasty...

Tito: Get your mind out of the gutter Bill...

Playboy: I didn't mean it that way...here we go...

Both ladies trade punches...Vixon pushes VS back to the ropes...Irish Whip...reversal...Vixon bounces off the ropes...

Lou Thesz press...Vixon mounts VS punching away...

VS rolls it over and gains control with a series of punches followed by a series of consecutive bitchslaps as the fans cheer...

Playboy: They're trying to kill each other already...

Tito: I don't think we'll see much wrestling in this match...

Playboy: After what we've seen so far I've gotta agree with you there...

Vixon rolls VS over and gets the fans going with her own series of chops and slaps on VS...quite a bit harder than she got herself...then grabs VS by the hair slamming her head into the mat again and again...

Tito: Vixon is trying to bust VS's head wide open like a melon...

Playboy: I honestly don't think I've ever seen Vixon this vicious...guess she's afraid of losing those looks...

VS grabs Vixon's thumbs pulling them both back forcing her to lose her grip and head butts Vixon hard...both women grab thier heads from the hit trying to get to thier feet...

Playboy: Ouch...that hadda hurt...

Tito: I'll say...

VS runs to the far ropes coming back with a flying lariet carrying both Vixon and herself over the top rope to the concrete below with a sickening thud...

VS lifts Vixon dropping her throat-first across the steel guardrail...

VS rolls Vixon into the ring...following behind...lifts her into reverse DDT position...

Flip-over neckbreaker by VS on Vixon...

Playboy: Victoria's trying to break the Boss Lady's neck...

Tito: And she goes for a pin...

VS goes for a pin...1...2...kickout...

Playboy: How'd Vixon manage to kick out of that one...

VS straddles Vixon and pounds her down once more...then she gets up walks over to the turnbuckle and begins to climb...

Tito: Think we know what we got here...

Corkscrew moonsault...

Vixon rolls to the corner...

VS hits mat...

Tito: Victoria missed...but can Vixon capitalize on it...

Playboy: The way her blood is pumping you can bet on it...

Vixon waits in the corner behind VS ready to spring into action...

VS rises to her feet...

Dropkick to the back of VS head by Vixon sending her through the top and middle ropes headfirst onto the concrete...

VS grabs the guardrail lifting herself up...

Vixon runs to the far ropes...coming back at top speed...

Playboy: Don't do it Vixon...this is stupid...you miss and kiss your hair goodbye...

Plancha over the toprope sending VS into the guardrail...

Vixon gets up first waiting out of VS's view...

Tito: What's Vixon doing now...

Playboy: Ecatly what I would do...keeping her eye on the target...

VS turns into a spear from Vixon right into the steel ring steps...the audience ooohs...

Tito: Oh my god...did you hear that crack...

Playboy: You mean the sound of bones breaking...?...yup...know it all too well...

Vixon rolls VS into the ring...locks on a front facelock...sets her up....

Suplex...

Vixon climbs the top rope...signals the fans with a roll of the hands...

Playboy: Stupid Vixon...really stupid...

Tito: She's not going to...

Playboy: Yup...she is...

450 splash on VS...

Tito: This could be it...

Pin...1...2...shoulder comes up...

Tito: Trying again...

Pin...1...2...kickout

Vixon drives an elbow into VS's throat...again and again...

Playboy: Vixon's losing her cool...that could be a very...very big mistake...

Vixon lifts VS up dropping her back down with a sidewalk slam...

Vixon rolls over VS grabbing her by the leg...stepping over...slapping on the sharpshooter...

Playboy: This could actually be a smart move...Vixon has her in the middle of the ring...

The ref holds up VS hand...it drops...holds it up again...it drops...goes for three and it stays up...

VS reaches for the ropes just coming short...reaches again...can't reach...

Playboy: See Tito...this is what I mean...VS is stuck in the middle with nowhere to go...there's only one way for her to possibly get out of this...

VS puts her palms flat on the mat pushing up...pushing Vixon off with her leg strength...

Playboy: And that was it...

VS rolls outside the ring...

Vixon tries baseball sliding VS...

VS sidesteps rolling back into the ring as Vixon slides out...

VS hops up onto the far turnbuckle...

Tito: Victoria looks like a cat ready to pounce on a mouse...

Vixon slides into the ring...

Playboy: And there's the mouse...

VS soars...

Catwalk

VS misses as Vixon ducks...VS lands on her back...

Playboy: Ouch...feel like I'm watching Tom and Jerry...

Vixon lifts VS taking her to the corner whipping her hard into the opposite corner...VS hits back first and drops...

Vixon signals...

Playboy: Ohhhhhh yehhhhhh baby...

Playboy stands up flashing a fistload of $1 bills...the fans follow suit...

Tito: Put those things away...

Lap Dance...

The fans explode...

VS pushes herself up the turnbuckle with Vixon still on top...

Playboy: Now this one is too easy...

Tito: Don't say it...

Powerbomb

Pin by VS...1...

Tito: VS goin' for the pin...

VS puts her feet on the second rop out of the refs view...2...

Tito: Now this is uncalled for...

Playboy: Not when your hair is on the line it ain't...

Hooks Vixon's tights...

Tito: This isn't right...

Vixon kicks out at the last moment...

Tito: That was close...

VS takes her feet off the ropes before the ref turns around...

Playboy: And the ref is none the wiser...damn VS is good...what's she doing now...

Tito: We've seen this before...if Victoria hits this could be over...

VS waits prepared for Vixon to get up...

Vixon struggles to her feet...

It's a secret on Vixon...

Tito: This could be it...

VS puts both feet on the ropes again out of the refs view hooking Vixon's tights and legs...

Tito: Why's she doing this...she has the match sewn up...

1...

Playboy: Would you take a chance if your looks were on the line...whoops...forgot who I was asking...nevermind...

2...

Tito flashes Playboy a pissed off look...

3...

Playboy: And VS scores the win...although I wonder how she's gonna enforce it with Vixon owning 50% of the company...

VS rolls out of the ring...grabs a chair and rolls back in...

Blasting Vixon with a chair as she turns around...

Playboy: Well I guess that could be the way...

VS rolls out of the ring...goes to the announcers table...get's the clippers...and begins shaving Vixon's head clean...

Tito: Oh my god...well we know one thing...payback will be a bitch...

Playboy: You calling Vixon a bitch...?

Tito: No...

Playboy: You better not be...the Boss Lady will fire your ass if you call her a bitch...

VS takes a clump of Vixon's hair putting in in a locket around her neck...gathers the rest to bring back as souvenirs for the members of Revolution Inc.

Tito: I hope you're proud of yourself Victoria because after the Firm get's wind of this Revolution Inc. will have hell to pay...

Playboy: Well you know what they say Tito...hair today...gone tomorrow...

Tito: Will you shut up...

Winner: Victoria Secret

Backstage

A limo pulls up...Selena Christopher steps out...

TK Styles: Selena...may I have a few words with you...

Selena: Not right now TK...I have things to do...important things...

TK Styles: I couldn't help but notice you and Phil arrived here separately...

Selena: You know what TK...FUCK PHIL!!!!...AND FUCK YOU!!!

Selena sends TK Styles reeling with the hardest smack he's ever gotten...storming off into an unmarked office slamming the door behind her...

TK stares wondering what the hell is going on...

Tito: You're not alone, TK. What the hell is up with that?

Championship Unification Match
Dave Rave? vs. Damien Thorne?
Winner will become the first-ever Ultimate Chaos Champion!

Tito: Well ladies and gentlemen, coming up next will be a match that I have anxiously awaited for weeks to see. Coming up next, David Rave will go one on one with Thorne, with winner take all stakes at hand.

Bill: Winner take all? Isn?t that the contest you and your mother had last week at the buffet bar?

Tito: I am going to come over there and.

Bill: Whoa.. Whoa.. I know the Playboy is, as the late, great Robert Palmer once sang, Simply Irresistable, but sorry man. I only like women.

Tito: Yeah, too bad they don?t like you back. You?ve been rejected more times than Dikembe Mutumbo.

Bill: Ahh such words coming from a guy who last got laid in the Roosevelt Years. Even then, it was by your sister, so it doesn?t count.

Tito: Folks, please bare with Bill Jakes.. He is still recovering from the ass beatings Jason Starr and Rage laid upon him this week. Coming up next will be the end of an era, as the TKOW Dragonweight Title, a belt that really has helped put TKOW on the map, will be merged with the Extreme Khaos Title. As we bid fond adieu to the Dragonweight Title, we have put together a dedication to the belt.

(The arena goes dark as all eyes focus on the Mega-Tron. "Time of Your Life" by Green Day begins to play as black and white images of the great cruisers that have graced the TKOW ring, dance across the screen. Images of Dave Sadler holding the Light Heavy Weight Title show, followed by a few of Sadler's matches as a cruiser. Next, Slare is shown pinning various opponents and holding the title high above his head. Fans pop as the late, great Slare hits a picture perfect Asai Moonsault. The scene then changes to show Tha Answer beating Slare for the D-Weight Title. Tha Answer is seen clutching the belt tightly. Rave is seen next, as he pins Tha Answer to become the Dragonweight Champion. Rave is seen clutching the belt tightly and on the verge of tears as the scene fades to black. The words, "THE RAVE ERA HAS BEGUN" flash across the screen before "Party Hard" begins to play. The Mega-Tron comes alive once again, this time, showing a high light package of Rave's greatest matches. His wins over Nathan Melvin, and his win over Slare get loud pops. Rave is seen hitting the X-T-C, as "Party Hard" fades and the MegaTron goes black once more. The lights finally return to the arena as the fans are giving a standing ovation in respect to all the great athletes who've helped make the Dragon-Weight Division what it is today.)

Bill: (Wiping his eyes with a tissue) Boo damn hoo.. Go cry me a river.

Tito: What the hell are you talking about?

Bill: Give me a damn break. You all are acting like someone died. Seriously man, if the little bastards want to compete that bad, let them go up in size and see what real wrestling is all about. Let them learn the lesson their fearless leader, David Rave is going to learn tonight. I am by no means a Thorne fan, but I am going to enjoy nothing more than watching him squash Rave.

(The lights go out, a child's music box starts playing "Hush Little Baby" then breaks into "The Heretic" by W.A.S.P., Red lights fill the arena and Red Fog fills the ring as Thorne and his fiancee Wild Rose, appear in the ring. As the smoke clears and the lights go on fans begin to notice the tears of blood watering Thorn's eyes, rolling down his cheeks. They also notice his face as the look of sadness and grief slowly turns into a devilish grin. The words echo over the sound system in a distinctly female voice "The Bloodsong is upon you, let all who have reason fear the Bloodsong and it's Avenging Angel" The fans respectfully cheer for Thorne, with a slight spattering of boos, from some in the crowd..)

Bill: This crap gives me the creeps. I don?t have any idea how people can cheer this freak.

Tito: Maybe the people appreciate his in ring ability, and could care less about his personal beliefs?

Bill: That?s nice Tito. Did they tell you that at your weekly Jenny Craig meeting?

(A hard beat pulsates through the arean's sound system. All of a sudden, and electronic voice is heard, "When it's time to party, we will party hard!" Andrew W.K's "Party Hard" starts to blare over the loud speaker as purple and blue strobe lights pulsate through the arena. David Rave comes out and holds his arms up in an "X" type fashion. All of a sudden, Kali-Yuga, Nathan Melvin and Colin all step out from behind the curtain and stand next to Rave, holding up the sign of the X, in a sign of solidarity.)

Bill: What the hell is this??

Tito: Well I?ll be damned! Three men who Rave has EARNED the respect of during his 6 month reign, have come out as a sign of respect! This may be the last of the Dragonweights, but be damned if they aren?t going to cheer their own on!

Bill: Yeah right. Just watch, the minute the moment gets tough, these guys are gonna screw Rave out of this. Wait and see. At least one of these guys are gonna get in to this.

(The ref holds up the brand new Ultimate Chaos Title, as the bell sounds. Rave and Thorne get face to face, before locking up. Thorne displays the nearly 100 pound weight differential, by throwing Rave across the ring with ease.)

Bill: Way to use your noggin Rave. Don?t try to overpower him you dipshit.

(Rave gets to his feet, and responds by rushing at Thorne, hitting him with a spinwheel kick. He then runs off the ropes and delivers a leg drop across Thorne?s throat.)

Tito: Rave using his speed to his advantage here.

(Rave quickly escalates the turnbuckles, and makes the sign of the X. Thorne gets to his feet, and rushes the ropes, pushing Rave off the top rope and to the floor. Rave hits the floor with a thud.)

Tito: Rave may have suffered a concussion! He just hit the floor with a sickening thud.

Bill: You have to have brains to get a concussion right?

Tito: Obviously explaining why you never got one huh?

Bill: Funny Fat Boy.

(Thorne looks around, before smiling towards Rose. He then shrugs his shoulder before hitting a 450 splash on to Rave on the floor. The crowd goes nuts, and begins to chant.)

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Tito: Thorne just hit a picture perfect 450 splash on to Rave on the concrete floor! My God, Thorne is close to 300 pounds! Rave is out cold!

(Thorne makes the cover on the floor, as the ref makes the count.)

Tito: Cover, 1...2... and NO! Rave kicked out at the last second!

Bill: Just stay down stupid. Save yourself the beating!

(Thorne grabs Rave, and lifts him to his feet, before firing him in to the ringside steel barrier. He then grabs a chair.)

Bill: That?s it you damn freak. Scramble what brains he has!

Tito: Thorne with the chair, putting this match in to his level!

(Thorne goes rushing towards Rave, hitting him with a hard clothesline, smashing the chair in to his face. Blood quickly begins to seep out of Rave?s head, as he slumps on the steel.)

Tito: My God! Thorne is trying to kill David Rave here. That may be the only damn way to beat this man!

(Thorne grabs Rave, and sets him up for The Offering (Test Neckbreaker). Rave manages to get a reversal, before hitting several stiff calf and thigh kicks, knocking Thorne to his knees, then gives him the Shining Wizard, knocking him to the ground. He then lifts Thorne and rolls him on to the brand new Japanese Announce Table, before rolling back in to the ring, and escalating the turnbuckle.)

Tito: I told you! This man is busted up, bleeding profusely and REFUSES to quit! Look at this! Where?s this crazy SOB going?

(As he is standing on the ropes, Rave points to the people, then to the Dragonweights back at the entry ramp, before jumping off the ropes, and attempting a Shooting Star Press on Thorne. At the last second, Thorne rolls off the table, as Rave goes crashing through.)

Crowd ? Holy Shit! Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tito: My God He?s Dead!! David Rave just damn near killed himself! There?s absolutely NO way he can continue this! He just went right through the table!!

(Thorne capitalizes, and covers Rave hooking his right leg.)

Tito: Here?s a cover. We have a new Ultimate Chaos Champion, Thorne has this won. Cover. 1.. 2... NO!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID DAVID RAVE KICK OUT OF THAT??

Bill: What?? There?s no way!

Tito: Thorne can not believe this.. Frankly, with all due respect to David Rave, neither can we!

(Thorne grabs Rave off the ground, and rams him head first in to the ring pole. More blood races out of Rave?s head, as Thorne scoops him up again, and rolls him back in to the ring. He tosses Rave to the mat, and locks him in the STF. Rave, with his face soaked in a crimson mask of blood, looks up and begins to slowly inch towards the ropes. He gets close to the ropes, as the crowd begins to chant for Rave.)

Crowd: Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave!

Tito: Listen to these people, rooting him on. David Rave has earned that respect.. He inches closer to the ropes.. He?s right there.. Come On Kid!! Push further! You can get there!!

Bill: Quiet you damn homer.

Tito: Come on Kid!!!

(Rave looks up and with the last gasp of energy grabs the ropes, as the crowd roars its approval. Thorne gets to his feet and attempts a short arm clothesline, however Rave manages to use his momentum to roll Thorne up for a small package.)

Tito: Rave with the cover! 1.. 2.. Nooo. Rave back to his feet. David Rave with a series of Knife Edge Chest Chops.. Those are gonna leave a mark! Rave off the ropes.. Front faced Bulldog!! David Rave, bloody, bruised, and taking every ounce of punishment Thorne has dished out, keeps fighting back here!

(Rave whips Thorne in to the turnbuckles and charges. He jumps on the ropes and begins the ten punch)

Crowd: 1..2..3..4..5...6...7..8..9..10!
(Rave follows up the move by locking his legs around Thornes neck and giving him a Hurricarana)

Tito: Hurricarana! Could this be it?? Cover.. 1..2.. NO.. Thorne gets his left shoulder up just in the nick of time. What a match! These two men have brought their A game tonight!

(Rave grabs Thorne and lifts him to his feet. He quickly stops and signals to the crowd, who begins to pop loudly. Reacting to the applause, he lifts Thorne and sets him up for the Buzz Killer (Emerald Fusion).)

Tito: Rave has Thorne up for The Buzz Kill! He hasn?t used this damn move in months!! What a rare display of power by David Rave! He Nails it!! The Buzz Kill! Buzz Kill!!

Bill: Calm down Tito. Don?t crap your pants.

(The power display sends Rave to one knee as he regains his composure. He then climbs the top rope again.)

Tito: Could this be it?? David going for the X-T-C!!! He?s got the belt in his sites! David Rave with the X-T-C and victory in site!

(Rave leaps off the ropes, however Thorne moves out of the way at the last second.)

Tito: He missed! Rave missed!! Wait.. Thorne has the Bloodsong locked in!! He locks the Bloodsong! No one gets out of this!!

(Suddenly, Colin breaks from the Dragonweights and darts down to the ring. Rave lifts his hand in the air, as Colin escalates the top rope. He then jumps off the turnbuckles and hits a Frogsplash on to Thorne breaking up the hold.)

Bill: What the hell?? The ref needs to call for a disqualification! This little brat just screwed everything up!!

Tito: He didn?t screw anything up! He?s here to help on behalf of both the Dragonweights and as a support for his friend.. Wait.. Rave to the top again!! X-T-C!!!! HE HIT IT.. COVER!! 1......2......3!!!! RAVE WINS!! DAVID RAVE IS THE FIRST EVER TKOW ULTIMATE CHAOS CHAMPION!!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEW TKOW ULTIMATE CHAOS CHAMPION, DAVIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

(Crowd is going hysterical chanting Rave?s name, as two masked men hold up RAVE RULES 4 LIFE SIGNS.. The Dragonweights at the top of the ramp each cheer respectfully, before turning and going backstage. Colin leaves the ring and grabs the Ultimate Chaos Title from the ring keeper before taking it in to the ring.)

Bill: Bahh.. Excuse me.. I am about to throw up at this crap.

Tito: Colin with the belt. He wants to be the one who give the belt to his good friend.

Bill: Behh.. Tap me on the shoulder when this crap is done.. I might be finished puking my guts out.

(Colin shakes Rave?s hand, and holds up the belt, as the crowd pops. Rave turns and points to the crowd, making the X. As he turns around, Colin smashes him in the face with the belt.)

Tito: WHAT THE HELL??

Bill: YES YES YES!!! I always knew I liked this kid!

Tito: What the hell is Colin doing?? Colin to the top rope.. He?s got the belt.. Frog Splash! He hit the frog splash on to David Rave, with the belt in his face.. Wait a minute!! Thorne to his feet! Thorne has Colin by the throat!! That?s it!! Teach this kid a damn lesson!!
(Thorne lifts Colin up in the air, and prepares to drop him in a Baldo Bomb. Suddenly, the two masked men hop the barrier, carrying their chairs and climb in to the ring.)

Tito: Damn it.. Someone get security out here and get these idiots out of the ring!!

Bill: Seriously.. You don?t know what these people got..

(The two men raise the chair and send it smashing in to Thorne?s lower back. Thorne drops Colin and turns to the masked men. Suddenly, Colin dropkicks Thorne in to the masked men, who hit him with a con-chair-to knocking him out. The three stop, and look at eachother. The masked men chuckle, then remove their masks to reveal themselves to be Alyon Mac and Nasty E.)

Tito: Please Dear God, don?t tell me this kid has joined the Revolution!!!

Bill: By God, Colin is the smartest 12 year old I?ve ever met!

(The three shake hands, and hold up their fists to the crowd, who are booing hysterically and throwing stuff in to the ring. They then turn and begin to triple team Rave and Thorne. )

Tito: This is the most disgusting damn thing I?ve ever seen!!

Bill: Boo Hoo! Colin finally grew up and realized whos in charge!

(Suddenly, the crowd begins to pop hysterically, as Jason Starr darts down the ring with a baseball bat in hand. He takes the bat and smashes it in to the ribcage of Mac, who goes flying over the top rope. He then turns and catches a charging Nasty E. He kicks him twice in the stomach, and sets him up for "Dragonfire? --the Whiifo Bomb--. Suddenly, Colin dropkicks Starr in the back and sends him to one knee. Colin then grabs the bat, however when he turns he is met by a spinning kick to the face, compliments of Rave. He then goes to the top rope, while on the other end of the ring Thorne locks Alyon Mac in the Bloodsong, as Starr grabs Nasty E and lifts him in the position for Dragonfire. All three connect with their finishers at the same time, as all three Revolution members roll out of the ring. Rave and Thorne face eachother. While Starr stands in the background. Thorne then smiles, and extends his hand to Rave, who returns the gesture. The crowd cheers, as Starr shakes the hands of both, and all three raise eachother?s arms in the air as the crowd cheers wildly.)

Tito: What an ending.. What a match! What a night! David Rave, Thorne, both men have so much to be proud of tonight! Both gave it their all and left us breathless! Rumble in the Jungle is just getting started folks. So much more to come.

Winner and first-ever Ultimate Chaos Champion: David Rave

Backstage

TK Styles walks up to Selena Christopher and Rage Sadler who seem to be having a romantic little talk...

TK Styles: Selena...Rage...can I have a word with you...

Selena raises her hand and steps toward TK who steps back cringing somewhat...

Rage stops her...

Rage: No, Selena...this is a matter best settled between gentlemen...

Rage stands over TK Styles...

Rage: Pay attention Sunshine...there are times a man knows not to interrupt another man and a woman...you bloody well know this is one of them!!!

Rage pokes Styles...

Rage: If I were you I'd pack up my little magic stick and get my carcass out of site before a major thrashing was forthcoming...

Rage: Do you follow my meaning Sunshine...?

TK Styles signals the cameraman to cut the feed...

Tito: Could this get any more bizarre?

The lights dim and classic 4 Horseman 97 music hits the arena.

Bill: There's your answer.

The Lone Horseman appears at the top of the ramp wearing a black suit, with no tie and shirt unbuttoned at the top.

Walks slowly down to the ramp and gets into the ring.

The Lone Horseman: wooooooooooooooo! Ladies and gentleman i am here whether you and the boys in the back like it or not!

The Lone Horseman: It is an absolute disgrace! That i am not in a match tonight! I mean can you belive it ME!!! The Lone Horseman is not even on the card!! I should be in the main event because i am THAT good!

The Lone Horseman: You know what this company is a disgrace! I degrade myself by even coming here and what thanks do i get?! I get overlooked thats what!

The Lone Horseman: I swear that i will make you all regret this! whether you like it or you dont TRADITION! woooooooooooooo! TRADITION will be brought back to the TKOW!!!!

Takes off his shirt jacket and slams down.

The Lone Horseman: Right! Now it is time for more immediate matters. Now can all you jackasses out here answer this one simple little question. Who is the TV champion?

Laughs

The Lone Horseman: Well seeings as nobody knows then i am challenging this 'so called champion' to a match! I want your title boy! i said wooooooooooooooo! I want your title!

The Lone Horseman: Whether you like it or not i am gonna give you an old fashioned ass whoopin! If you got any balls you will reveal yourself and accept my match and face me one on one!

The Lone Horseman: woooooooooooooo! The TV Title is the next step in the clensing of this company. 1st step my debut match is done! The next step is the TV title! Its about time the TKOW added a touch of class to their title holders, its about time that the TKOW added someone who actually knows how to wrestle to their list of title holders! And that person woooooooooooo!!! Is me!!! ME! woooooooooooooo!!

The Lone Horseman: So you all better take this as a warning! After i take the title the next stage of the process is underway, and the TKOW will begin its change, the change to traditional wrestling! The way its meant to be done!!

The Lone Horseman: You have all been warned! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Walks out of the ring talks trash to some fans and struts to the back.

Backstage

The camera?s cut backstage as RAGE sits alone, atop some equipment cases, prepping for the match. RAGE hops down and starts pacing back and forward. RAGE turns around and is suddenly face to face with none other than Icarus Evangaline. Icarus looks at RAGE slyly and smiles.

Icarus: Well, RAGE. How are we doing this evening?

RAGE: Look Icarus, I don?t have time for this shit now. I?m about to go whoop some prissy, corporate ass.

Icarus: Well, that?s exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.

RAGE: You ain?t involved, man. I wanna do this shit on my own.

Icarus: Oh, and you think Sean feels the same way? How nieve of you, RAGE. You don?t think Revolution will storm that ring at any given time? Tsk, tsk. Well, lucky for you, I?m here. See RAGE, I just wanted to let you know that I?ll be watching to make sure that no ?funny business? go on. I?ll make sure things stay even.

RAGE: You saying you got my back?

Icarus: Precisely?

RAGE: Why couldn?t you just say so? Man, I just don?t get you?

Icarus grins then quickly gets a serious look on his face as he moves closer to RAGE.

Icarus: There?s a lot of things you?ll never understand about me? RAGE?

With that, Icarus storms off, grinning, as RAGE stands there with a look of confusion on his face as the cameras cut back to Tito and Bill.

Tito: Boy, that Icarus sure is one looney.

Bill: Yeah, but he kicks ass in the ring, so he?s alright.

Tito: Well, I wonder what bearing that little encounter will have on the match itself? Either way folks, we?re in for an exciting one for sure. Sean has put his job on the line! It?s a must win deal if Sean wants to continue flying first class and calling the shots in TKOW. Could we see Rage as the new Co-Ceo?

Bill: Not a chance. You idiots forget that Sean was a wrestler. Jesus, it wasn?t that long ago that Christopher was kicking ass and taking names. He?s a former custom champ.

Tito: Good point, but will ring-rust play any part in the bout?

Bill: Geez, what's with all the questions? Just shut up and watch the match.

[TKOW Board]

Grudge Match
RAGE vs. Sean Christopher
If RAGE wins, he'll become the new Co-CEO!

"Revolution" hits as Sean comes strutting down to the ring. A loud chorus of boo?s fill the arena as Sean smiles arrogantly. He enters the ring and leans casually on the ropes, as he smiles his million dollar smile.

Tito: Looks as if Sean?s confident. Let?s see how it?ll play out through out the match.

?THAT?S YO ASS!? blares over the sound system as the fans immediately jump out of their seats. The crowd pops huge as #1 Stunna, by Big Tymers hits the speakers. RAGE runs down to the ring, not wasting any time as the bell sounds three times. Not far behind however is Suga who has come to RAGE?s corner for one last time.

Tito: Well, RAGE isn?t wasting any time. Look at him go with those right hands!

Bill: Tito, you seem to excite quite easily over ?right hands?. Why is that? Is it that you?ve developed a special relationship with yours?

Tito glares over at Bill.

Tito: Why yes? Yes I have!

Tito reels back and hits a Bill square in the jaw with his right fist.

Tito: How?s THAT for a right hand!

The action in the ring continues as RAGE pummels Sean viciously to the mat. Once on the mat, RAGE starts to stomp on Sean as Sean covers his face. RAGE pulls Sean up by the hair but just as Sean is getting up, he gauges RAGE?s eyes, who let?s go of Sean upon impact. Sean lands a series of punches in his own right, knocking RAGE to one knee. Sean turns around and spreads his arms as he smiles and plays to the fans who boo loudly.

Tito: Well, no one said this would be a technical masterpiece. However, it is the start of a good ol? fashioned sloobber knocker?

BIll: You did not just say that?

Tito: Hey, it?s true! It?ll be a good ol? fashioned, rock ?em sock ?em slauber knocker.

Bill: Alright JR, just call the match.

Sean turns back to face RAGE who suddenly storms back up and hits a brutal upper cut, sending Sean realing back to the ropes. Sean braces himself with the rope as he rubs his jaw menacingly. Sean then takes a run at RAGE, who sidesteps. Sean?s momentum launches him into the ropes and back. Upon his return, Sean is met with a stiff clothesline from RAGE. Sean quickly gets up only to be clotheslined again by RAGE. Sean gets up another time, and once again is clotheslined. This time, Sean remains grounded. RAGE mounts the fallen Sean and begins to pound the back of his head before rolling him to the outside. The ref begins to scold RAGE who just looks at him blankly before fulling him the finger. RAGE can be heard cussing out the ref as he follows Sean to the outside. Sean is trying to crawl away but RAGE stalks him down like an animal. RAGE grabs Sean by the hair and thrusts his head into the steel ring post, not once, not twice, but three brain rattling times. RAGE then lifts Sean up who appears to be busted open and hits a power slam on the outside. Sean writhes in pain as the fans love every second of it. RAGE rolls Sean back in the ring and follows him in. RAGE drops a knee to Sean?s shoulder before locking in an arm bar. Sean grimaces in pain as RAGE continues to torque Sean?s shoulder. Sean manages to roll out, and reverse the hold, before slapping RAGE in the back of the head. Sean grins to the fans and Suga who is on the outside as the fans boo.

Tito: What an arrogant bastard?.

Sean and RAGE lock up once more, but this time Sean gets the advantage. He locks in a head lock and follows up with a back drop. Sean begins to stomp furiously on RAGE as Sean grabs his shoulder in pain. Suga trys to cheer RAGE on from the outside as Sean heads for the top rope. As RAGE slowly gets to his feet, Sean delivers a perfect cross body into a pin.

Tito: Text book cross body! 1??.2. No! RAGE kicks out!

RAGE manages a shoulder up at the 2 count. Sean lifts RAGE and begins to land some stiff European uppercuts. RAGE gets woozy before Sean strikes him down with another blow. He then lifts RAGE up once more and hits a DDT, before stepping on his chest for the pin.

Tito: Oh what an arrogant cover? 1?..2?.No, RAGE kicks out. It?ll take a better pin than that to beat RAGE, Sean!

Sean spits on RAGE who is on all fours. Suga, sensing that RAGE is in danger steps on to apron to distract Sean and give RAGE a breather. However, the ref goes to calm Suga down and turns his back on the action. Sean takes advantage and chokes RAGE using the middle rope. RAGE?s eyes roll to the back of his head as he begins to black out. The ref looks back to the action but Sean switches the choke into a headlock and looks innocently towards the ref. Sean finally breaks the hold and lifts RAGE?s limp body up into a brain buster position.

Tito: Now that?s impressive. Sean has obviously been doing some strength training?

Just as Sean is about to drop RAGE on his head, RAGE manages a reversal. RAGE ends up in back of Sean and quickly connects with a back body drop. Sean gets back to his feet, only to be met by RAGE?s big boot.

Tito: Face, meet Boot!

Sean gets up again, only to be dropkicked back down to the mat. RAGE lets out a yell of pure adrenaline as Suga leads the fans on in cheering his name.

Fans: RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!

Rage sizes up Sean and lifts him into an electric chair position. RAGE carries Sean all the way to the ropes and drops him to the outside with an electric chair!

Tito: Oh my God! Did you see Sean?s skull bounce off the concrete?!

The ref starts to protest with Rage who just shoves him aside. The ref heads to the outside to check on Sean. RAGE signals to the fans before bouncing off the ropes and leaping outside onto Sean with a beautiful cross body. At the last second, Sean pulls the ref into harms way and the ref ends up taking the brunt of the impact. The ref remains motionless on the outside as Sean crawls back into the ring. RAGE slowly follows, favouring his ribs. Upon entering the ring, RAGE is hit with a low blow from Sean. RAGE doubles over and begins to cough in pain. Suga has had enough and enters the ring. She starts yelling at Sean who just laughs and grabs her wrists. Sean attempts to plant a kiss on Suga, but she reels back and kicks Sean in the groin. Sean doubles over just as RAGE is getting back up. RAGE lifts Sean up and hits a fisherman?s DDT, before lifting him up once more and signaling to the fans.

Tito: Could it be? Thug Passion?

RAGE yells as he hits the Thug Passion. The crowd pops huge as RAGE instinctively goes for the pin. The ref is still knocked out cold on the outside however and doesn?t see this. All of a sudden, a figure runs from the back to the ring, clad in a strange mask.

Tito: Oh my God! It?s RAGE?s stalker?. It?s?.It?s?. NU-EN-JIN!

NU-EN-JIN slams Suga into the post before entering the ring. Suga falls to the ground, motionless. RAGE turns around just in time to see Nu-En-Jin?s foot come flying at him. RAGE gets nailed by a spinning heel kick as Nu-En-Jin pounces on top of him and starts pummeling him. Nu-En-Jin takes a moment to stare as RAGE who is lying helplessly on the matt. Nu-En-Jin walks to the outside and grabs a chair from underneath the ring. He slides it in and sets it up, in open position, in the middle of the ring. Nu-En-Jin lifts RAGE up and hits a brain buster onto the open chair! RAGE is knocked out cold as Nu-En-Jin slides Sean?s body on top of RAGE?s. He then rolls the ref back in the ring before making his way to the back.

Tito: No! It can?t be!

The ref begins to stir with life and starts a count.

Tito: 1??. No, this can?t be?.. 2??? Good God, no?? 3! Damn it! RAGE just got screwed!

Sean begins to come too and is shocked as the ref raises his hand. Sean uses the ropes to hold himself up and begins to thrust his arms in the air, in victory.

Tito: Good God, he?s acting like he just won the lottery?

?Revolution? hits as Sean continues his celebration.

Winner: Sean Christopher

Backstage

Minutes later RAGE finally gets up to a standing ovation. RAGE looks pissed and disgruntled but his anger only escalates once he see?s Suga out cold. He lifts her up and carries her to the back as he cusses in anger. The camera?s follow as RAGE storms down the hallway, Suga in hand. RAGE see?s Icarus, standing alone in the hallway, grinning. RAGE gets in his face and starts yelling.

RAGE: What the fuck was that?! You had my back? Bull shit! Where the fuck where you when that other freak came out and kicked my ass?!

Icarus looks slyly at RAGE and begins to speak, ever so slowly.

Icarus: Oh, my apologies, Mr. RAGE. I had some ?business? to attend to. Far more important matters. It?s a shame that Suga had to get hurt?

Icarus runs his fingers through Suga?s hair who is still being held by RAGE.

Icarus (mumbling): Such a pretty thing?

RAGE pulls away in anger.

RAGE: Fuck you, Icarus! Don?t you fucken' touch her. Fuck you!

RAGE storms down the hallway as Icarus smiles as he watches them go.

Tito: What a creep!

Bill: Hold on, I'm getting word something's going down in the back.

Backstage

The camera opens with Selena Christopher smirking as she signals someone to follow her into a storage closet...she enters closing the door mostly behind her...

Rage Sadler comes into view...looking around suspiciously beginning to smile as he enters the same storage closet...he closes the door behind himself while backing in...

Loud noises come from the closet...thuds...cracks...smacks...the sound of things breaking...mainly bones...

The noises stop...

The closet door opens and Selena Christopher steps out smiling...

EK Phil exits next as they laugh together...Phil locks the closet door and throws the key into the nearby trash...he and Selena walk off arm and arm laughing together...

I Quit Dog Collar Match for the TKOW! World Championship
EKPhil? w/ Selena Christopher vs. Syberus w/ David Sadler

Tito: Here we are at the World Title defense...The Champ EK Phil will be defending against Syberus...in an I Quit Dog Collar match...

Playboy: I know here at TKOW! We can really get extreme...but this is taking it to the next level...what are the exact rules of this match Tito...for the fans out there...

Tito: To put it simple and direct Bill...you can use the chain any way you like...though you can't remove your collar...and the only way to win is by your opponents submission...both men seem to be ready so lets go to the ring...

The match opens with both EK Phil and Syberus in the ring with the Dog collars getting attached around thier necks...

The ref finally snaps the collar around Phil's neck and steps back as the bell rings...

Playboy: And it looks like they're off...

Both men lock up...

Syberus spins Phil into a wristlock...

Phil rolls with it taking Syberus down into a leglocked armbar submission...

Playboy: This is the way to do it...if the champ can work on one bodypart...wear it down...this could be over quickly...

Tito: It's a sound strategy Bill...although will they be worried about it once tempers begin to flare as they usually do in this type of match...

Playboy: Wouldn't your temper flare if someone was trying to end your career Poppi...?

Tito: Most likely Bill...most likely...

Syberus wraps the chain around his other hand...slamming it into Phil's foot...

Playboy: That's a unique way to break a hold...

Tito: I think we're bound to see many unique situations in this match today...

Phil lets go and climbs out of the ring...

Syberus will have none of that...he pulls Phil back in by the chain...

Playboy: Can't escape that way...not when you got a siamese twin attached...

Doubling the chain around his hand Syberus begins slamming Phil with it...

Playboy: Like I said before Poppi...this was bound to get personal...

Phil struggles to his knees wrapping his part of the chain around his arm...

Selena Christopher distracts the referee...

Tito: What's Selena doing...

Playboy: Helping her man if I know her well enough...

Phil lowblows Syberus with the chain as the refs back is turned...once...twice...three times...then planting his bent form on the loose chain with an evenflow DDT splitting him open...the blood begins to flow down his face...

Tito: Now that was uncalled for...

Playboy: Just acting on the moment...

Tito: Nothing momentary about it Bill...that was well orchestrated...and seemed very well planned...

Playboy: Naw Tito...it's just that Phil and Selena have that couples connection...they can finish each others thoughts...

Phil stradles Syberus slamming his face with his chain wrapped arm...

Playboy: Phil's already split Syberus open...now he just seems to be concentrating on drawing more blood...

Syberus rolls it over getting on top of Phil pounding Phil down with the chain...

Tito: And Syberus seems to be taking it very personal...

Playboy: Wouldn't you if someone was trying to kill you...

Phil pushes Syberus off and into the ropes...

Irish whip on Phil...reversal...Syberus comes back with a combination Thesz press/chain clothesline on Phil...wrapping the chain around Phil cutting off his air supply...

Playboy: That's a new combination I've never seen before...

Phil rakes Syberus eyes forcing him to let go of the chain...following up with a knee to the crotch and a hard headbutt...

Playboy: Actually I saw that combination once on a blind date...

Tito: Why do I have no problem believing that...

Syberus rolls into a fetal position...

Playboy: Yup...and that's pretty much how I looked after it too...

Tito shakes his head in disbelief...

Phil wraps the chain around Syberus neck slinging him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes...choking him...the ref asks Syberus if he quits...Syberus signals no with his hand...

Phil drops hard to his knees driving Syberus down with a chain-choked widow's peak...

Phil stands back up pulling Syberus back up...dropping him with a hangman's neckbreaker...

Tito: Dammit...Phil is trying to kill him!!!

Playboy: Did you ever have a doubt...?

Phil gets up one more time pulling Syberus' motionless body over his shoulder...he yells for the ref to ask him...

The ref lifts Syberus motionless hand...it drops...

The ref lifts it once more...it drops...

Tito: This could be it for Syberus...

The ref lifts it a 3rd time...it stays up...

Tito: NO!!!!!!! He's still in the game!!!

Syberus sticks a foot on the bottom rope...then one on the second...

Playboy: What's Syberus trying to do here...

Finally the top as he vaults over Phil...DDT by Syberus on the chain...

Playboy: HOLY SHIT!!!! Now that's a new one...

Syberus struggles to his feet and begins wrapping himself in the chain...

Playboy: What the hell is Syberus doing now...?

He climbs the top rope...

Senton bomb...

The audience cheers..."HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" as both men go down rolling around holding thier ribs...

Tito: And I think the match is on even ground once again...

Playboy: No shit there Poppi...I think both Syberus and EKP must have broken or bruised ribs after that one...not to mention internal bleeding...

Tito: It was a high risk move by Syberus but it may help pay off in the end...

Both men use opposite ropes to pull themselves up...

Syberus charges Phil clotheslining him over the top rope...

Syberus slides under the bottom rope pulling the chain...lifting Phil...choking him...

Playboy: Oh shit...now Phil's in for it...

Tito: Well Bill as I'm sure you know...turnabout is fair play...

Playboy: Nothing fair about that...it's a blatant choke...

Syberus calls for the ref to ask Phil...

Tito: Will the Champ give in...will we see a new World Heavyweight Champion...?

Phil signals no...

Playboy: Not yet we won't...

Phil gets his feet up on the apron...begins climbing over the top rope...

Syberus pulls the chain sending Phil tumbling in head first...

Syberus pulls Phil's head under the bottom rope...

Wraps the chain hand to elbow...and drops chain-wrapped elbow after chain-wrapped elbow across Phil's throat...

Syberus takes up the slack in the chain climbing over the top rope back into the ring...holding the chain tight against the ropes he drops down fast and hard pulling Phil's neck up first clotheslining him then choking him on the bottom rope...

Playboy: Who's trying to kill who now...

Tito: This is a side of Syberus we've never seen before...

Playboy: It's the goldlust Poppi...these guys will do anything for the gold...

Syberus calls for the ref to ask Phil...Phil signals no...

Tito: And some guys will take any amount of pain to keep the gold...

Phil pulls himself to the apron...up the ropes...Syberus pulls him over the ropes into the ring...Phil falls in unceremoniously...

Syberus lifts Phil by the chain...

Stunner...

Syberus gets on Phil's back using the chain to wrap on a camel clutch...Syberus calls for the ref to ask Phil again...

Playboy: So that's Syberus' gameplan...it could work...

Tito: Would you care to share it with us...some of us are still unsure...

Playboy: Are you blind Poppi...Syberus has been working on Phil's neck...obviosly setting him up for this moment...the camel clutch...

Tito: Good God Bill...you could actually be right...

Phil says no...

Playboy: Syberus has the right idea...Phil's just not ready to give up yet...

Phil grabs Syberus' left leg...then his right...and stands up...

Phil carries Syberus to the corner on his back...climbs the first rope...then the second...right to the top...

Tito: What in the name of...

Spinebuster samoan drop style to the center of the ring...

Playboy: Phil taking a play right out of Syberus book...go high risk and even it up again...

Phil struggles to his feet...wraps the chain around himself...off the rope...big splash...both men roll hurting...

Tito: What the heck is Phil trying to do here...is he trying to hurt himself too...

Phil gets up first...hops up on the second rope...lionsault...both men are down again...

Playboy: I think this is what we spoke about earlier...forget the title...it's all personal now...Phil's trying to cripple Syberus...

Selena Christopher hops up onto ring apron with a steel chair behind her back...getting the refs attention...tossing the chair in behind the refs back...Phil gets up...

Tito: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Phil ties Syberus hands behind his back...lifting him up...career killer on the steel chair...

Playboy: YES!!!!! HELL YESSSSS!!!! THE CAREER KILLER!!!! We haven't seen that since Nova!!!

Tito: What's Phil doing now...

Playboy: Looks like he's becoming a human sewing machine...

Phil slides the chair out of the ring...slides through the bottom rope...through the second rope...over the top rope...through the second rope...under the bottom rope...Phil wraps the chain noose-like around Syberus throat throwing him over the top rope...Syberus unconscious form seems to be turning almost purple...

Tito: Good God ref stop the match!!!!!

Selena signals the ref...the ref turns around...rolls out of the ring...rushes over to Syberus holding his hand up...it falls...

The ref holds Syberus hand up a 2nd time...it falls again...

Playboy: Think this is it Tito...

A third time...the ref calls for the bell...

Tito: It's over ref!!!! Get Syberus down!!!!

Selena grabs the ref holding him back while tossing Phil something...it's a padlock...

Tito: Oh my god!!! Phil can't be planning what I think he is!!!

Phil takes his collar off...wraps the chain around the ropes padlocking it together...

Syberus comes to...choking...gasping for air...

Tito: Come on ref!!!! Stop this!!!!! Stop that sonuvabitch!!!!!!

Phil slides out of the ring...grabbing the steel chair...

The ref pushes Selena aside...stepping between Phil and Syberus...

Tito: That's it ref!!! Put a stop to it!!!

Phil blasts the ref with the chair...then takes it to Syberus...

Tito: This isn't right!!! Thank God!!! Here come the blue shirts!!!

Security floods the ringside area separating Phil from Syberus...trying to ease Syberus weight until he can be cut down...

Phil and Selena start laughing together...

Tito: Look at those two...talk about disgusting...

Playboy: Call them what you will Poppi but the fact remains...they still hold the gold...

Winner and still TKOW World Champion: Extreme Killer Phil

As Phil is laughing the lights in the arena dim as the Khaostron shows the backstage area as Clench is fighting TKOW security guards then after throwing one through an office window Clench goes towards the arena.

(Phil) Come on Clench you think your big and bad!
Get the fuck out here before I come to the back and put you away for good!

After a minute of waiting Phil starts walking up the ramp but Pyro sends him flying back as the rock group Slipknot begins a live set of the song "Wait and Bleed" as Clench who has face paint makes his way towards the ring giving fans high fives!

(Clench) TKOW the time is now!
You all thought I was done with wrestling when Jackson fear destroyed my left ankle then I had to shut you all up by wrestling Syberus and Gideon in a 3 way dance but my career was altered forever when Syberus finished what Jackson started and damaged my ankle way beyond repair!
The doctors said that I could never wrestle again the way my ankle would be after 5 surgeries so I figured if I want to get another shot at my dream I need to make some sacrafices so I told the doctors to amputate my left foot so I can do what I love to do and that is give the fans what they paid for to see and that is 110%.

The crowd is totally silent and shocked from what Clench just said!

(Tito) WOW! That has to be one of the most shocking announcements I have ever heard!

Clench pulls up his left pant leg to reveil a prostetic left foot.
All of sudden Clench attacks a crew memebr and brings him up to the immense 20 foot high stage then yelling to Ricky-D of Team Punishment to pull of the cloth reveiling 3 tables stacked on top of each other all with barbed wire on them.
Ricky then flicks his zippo and tosses it at the tables setting them in a blaze of fire then Clench pick up the anonymous man in a Jackknife then powerbombs him through the flamming tables.

(Clench) Phil that belt means the world to me and I will do everything in my power to get it so if you got the balls at the next PPV me and you hardcore rules for the belt!
Remember I may be a cripple now but don't underestimate the fact that I will resort to dirty tactics so be prepared you son of bitch!

Tito: Dear God!

Bill: Good. I'm pretty sure that guy Clench powerbombed was the punk who gave me de-caf this morning.

Tito: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

Second Annual Rumble In The Jungle Match
Twiddler, Gideon, Chienne Noire, Dominus, Samhain, Nova, Arawn, and ???

Tito: Well Bill, here we are. It?s time for the second ever King of the Jungle match.

Bill: Yeah, what you don?t know though Tito, is I invited a little someone to join us for some guest commentary.

Tito: What? Who?

?Smells like Teen Spirit? by Nirvana erupts, as none other than Radikal makes his way to the announce booth.

Rad: How goes it, cumguzzlers?

Tito: Bill, I hate you.

Bill: I know Tito, I know.

Tito: Well, if we could get on topic here for a second, I?d just like to inform our viewers of a rule change in the match this year. Instead of all 8 men starting in the ring, 2 men will start out, and a new man will enter every 3 minutes. It?ll still be an elimination form though. Only pins and submissions in this one.

Rad: Pffft, that?s gay. I had to do it the hard way last year.

Tito: Yes, you?ve told us that all before? numerous times.

Bill: Shhh, shut up for a sec, Tito. The cell?s lowering.

Tito: Indeed. Once it is completely lowered the first two participants will make their way to the ring.

Bill: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Rad: Nice one, Bill.

Bill: Thanks.

Tito: *sighs* Okay, I believe we?re ready to start.

?Fishehead? by Barnes and Barnes as funky coloured strob lights pan the crowds. Twiddler then comes out riding a scooter, accompanied by Mike, Sparky, and Quackers.

Tito: Well, Twid?s entourage is gonna have to head backstage. No one is allowed at ringside except for the ringside official in this one.

?Don?t Stay? by Linkin Park has hardly begun before Nova races down the ramp. He stops and glares at Twid before entering the cell.

WHAM! Twid strikes first with a serious of right hands, quickly taking the advantage. He grounds Nova and locks on an armbar, applying the pressure hard.
Nova grabs the rope, which prompts Twid to let go of the hold and begin stomping on Nova?s back. He pushes him out to the floor before smiling at the crowd.
Nova trips Twid up and pulls him out to the floor too. He then rears back and tackles him down to the ground.

Rad: Whoa, didn?t take these two long to express their true feelings.

Nova follows up by whipping Twid into the unforgiving ringpost. Both men then take their time regrouping, before getting back up to a vertical base.
Nova charges hard at the Fishman, but Twid sidesteps him sending Nova right into the steps.

Tito: Ouch! Nova?s gotta be hurt after that.

Twid picks his prone nemesis up and propels him into the cell. A small gash is opened up on Nova?s forehead.
Twid then hammers away at his opponent as the clock ticks down.

Tito: It?s about to get crowded in there.

The lights dim and the entire arena is dark, a blood curdling scream fills the arena. Chienne appears on the stage before slowly making her way into the ruckus.

Rad: Hey Bill, three-way.

Bill: Oh yeah!

Twid cuts Chienne off as she enters the cell and goes to work with clubbing shots to her back.

Bill: Nice. I guess Twid likes it rough.

Twid jumps up and sticks his knee out, as a large popping sound is heard.

Tito: There goes Chienne?s ankle.

Nova makes his way over to the corner, and sensing weakness goes to work on the lady in black?s leg. He allows her to get up before cutting her down with a chopblock.
Twid then tosses her back in the ring and follows behind. Nova heads up to the top.
Twid picks Chienne up in piledriver position and signals for Nova to come off the top.

SMACK! Chienne?s head bounces off the mat after the spike piledriver. Twid hooks the leg as the in-ring official masters his first count of the evening.
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Bill: Forget about it! Chienne can hopple her sorry ass to the back.

Tito: She didn?t last long.

Bill: They never do Poppi, they never do. At least with you that is.

Tito: What?s that supposed to mean?

Rad: BUUURN!

?Ghostrider? by the Rollins Band interrupts the announcers, as the reigning TV Champion steps out from behind the curtain.

Bill: Oh, as that fat guy in the ugly black hat would say, ?Business is about to pick up.?

Rad: Is Sam from Oklahoma?

Tito: Stop it, both of you.

Rad: What bit him in the ass?

Bill: I?ve been trying to figure that out for the longest time.

Both Twid and Nova stand by the entrance to the cell, awaiting Samhain to step inside.
Sam heads around the back inside and picks up a chair. He then heads back to the front and busts inside.
Both guys are shoved down before a clothesline takes down Twiddler. Samhain then picks up the chair and cracks it over Nova?s skull.

Tito: Sweet Jesus!

Blood begins to pour out of the already opened gash in Nova?s head, as Samhain directs his attention to Twid.
Twid stares at Sam before darting into the ring. Sam follows but Twid circles the ring, running scared.
Twid finally trips over Nova, still bleeding on the floor, and Sam grabs a hold of him.

Tito: This doesn?t look good.

Twid kicks Sammy low though, before crawling under the ring.
Tito: Time for our next participant.

?Back in Black? sounds, as Jackson Fear takes the stage. He begins to walk down the ramp before shaking his finger and signaling back to the curtain.

Tito: What?s going on here?

Fear smiles as his newest recruit, Arawn makes his way out. He slaps him on the back before vanishing back behind the curtain.

Bill: Oh, Nova and Twid are fucked. Two Psycho Thrillers in the ring together.

Tito: Bill, watch your language.

Rad: Fuck off, Tito! You mother fucking fuckfucker!

Tito: Oh, real mature.

Rad: I know you are but what am I?

Tito: An ass.

Rad: Fuck off!

Bill: You tell him, Rad.

Rad and Bill high-five as Arawn enters the cell.

Samhain gives Arawn the thumbs-up before stomping on Nova. Arawn then waits at the far side of the ring for Twiddler to crawl out.
Twiddler comes out the side though and jumps Arawn from behind. Twid rakes his face across the cell before running around and jumping Samhain.
Sam flips him Twid over though, and DDT?s him hard to the floor. He then rolls both Twid and Nova back in the ring before going to check on Arawn.
Sam whispers something to Arawn before climbing into the ring. Twid stares him down for what seems like an eternity before Arawn smacks him across the back with the chair.

Tito: Oh, this isn?t fair.

Sammy sets Twid up for a powerbomb before the lights go out. They flick back on again, as Dominus stands outside the cell.

Rad: This company really needs to invest more money in electricity.

Dom doesn?t move, as Arawn and Samhain stare into his cold, dead eyes. Finally, after about 30 seconds, he enters into the cell and slides into the ring. He continues to just stare at all the men scattered in the ring, before mouthing to Samhain, ?Do your worst.?
Samhain grabs the chair out of Arawn?s hands and smashes it over Dominus? head. Dom falls to one knee before again being blasted over the head with the chair.
Both Twiddler and Nova now make their way back up to their feet, and glare down at the fallen Dominus, dressed entirely in black. Twid finally shrugs and goes down for the cover.

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Bill: Riiight.

Rad: I?m guessing Dominus has some problems.

The remaining 4 men begin to brawl, as Samhain introduces Nova?s face to his boot.
Sam picks him back up and downs him with a spinebuster as the clock ticks down.

Tito: Here comes lucky number 7.

The word?s ?He?s back? flash over the Megatron, as a familiar figure emerges.

Tito: No? way.

Bill: I knew he?d be back, I knew it!

Rad: I?ll be damned.

Tito: It?s, it?s BIG STAN! Stan ?the Tank? Wilson must be the mystery man. This is unreal!

Stan Wilson, looking as focused as ever, pushes the ringside official out of the way before swinging the cell door wide open.
Twid jumps over the top at him, but Stan catches him and drives him into the cell like a dart. Next is Arawn, coming at Stan with a steel chair, but is met with a punch that rocks the very foundation of his face.
Stan then steps up on the apron and throws his huge legs over the top. He flips off the TV champ before picking up Nova and powerbombing him stiff to the mat.

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Samhain charges at him but Stan ducks, sending him over the top-rope.
He then turns around to see Twid sliding in the corner of the ring. He picks him up by the throat and throws him into the corner. He then flips him up on his shoulder and powerslams him across the ring.

Tito: This one?s automatic.

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Twid?s out!

The Thrillers converse on the outside before getting up on opposite sides of the ring. They both enter and meet up in the centre of the ring. Sam slips behind Arawn though and unexpectedly feeds him to the wolves.

Bill: Ah, there?s nothing like good old fashioned betrayal.

Rad: Poor Arawn, what a tool.

The clock ticks down as Stan gorilla-presses Arawn down to the mat.

The lights go out, and the image of a slim figure appears, set against a hazy blue background. In a flash, the figure sprouts angelic wings and a mass of pyro explodes at the top of the ramp. "Die Another Day" by Madonna hits, fueling the entrance of Gideon.

As Gideon makes his way to the ring, Sam picks up his fallen partner and appears to console him. Out of nowhere though, he drops him with ?The Claymore?.
Stan looks on, as the referee administrates the count.

Tito: That?s all for Arawn. Who would have thought he would go out like that?

Bill: Gideon, Stan Wilson, and Samhain. This is gonna be fun.

Tito: Wait a minute, Gideon?s not coming in. He?s scaling the cell. By God, Gideon is scaling the cell!

Samhain and Stan exchange hard rights in the centre of the ring, as Gideon continues his climb. Stan gains the advantage and floors Samhain, but seems to be distracted by Gideon?s ominous presence now on top of the cell.
Stan kicks Sammy low and sets him up for some sort of a Driver. He can?t seem to keep his eyes off Gideon though, who is now standing on the top of the cell looking down on the fight.
Samhain takes advantage of this lapse of concentration by backdropping Stan over. Before Stan can get up Sammy locks in a neck lock.

Tito: Looks like the air is slowing being abstracted from Big Stan?s throat here.

Stan begins to choke as Samhain locks it in even tighter. He finally relinquishes the hold and signals for a Death Valley Driver. He points up to Gideon before picking the big man up and driving him down to the mat. Stan looks to be knocked completely out cold.
Sam glares upwards before laying over the fallen mastodon.
The referee counts the 3 as Gideon waves for Samhain to meet him at the top.

Tito: This is about to get really dangerous fast.

Rad: Who are these guys trying to impress? There?s no reason for this.

Tito: At this point we?d just like to inform our viewers that unlike our competitors, our cells are steady and have absolutely no give whatsoever.

Bill: That?s the scary part.

Samhain grabs hold of the cage and begins his climb to the top. Gideon meanwhile is on the verge of salivating over his newfound prey.
Sam finally makes it up and immediately charges at Gideon. Gideon proves too quick though, and Sam goes right by.
Gideon strikes with a heart kick and quickly follows it up with a throat strike.

Tito: Looks like Sam?s getting a dose of his own medicine.

Rad: This Gideon, he?s hungry. He reminds me of myself.

Both men exchange chops until each man?s stomach is blood red. Sam takes Gid down and tries to lock on his neck lock, but Gideon counters.
Gideon goes for another kick but it?s blocked, Sam takes too much time though and Gideon connects with an enziguri.
Sam, now appearing to be dazed, wanders ominously towards the edge of the cell.

Tito: Oh God, someone get them down from there.

Gideon swipes the legs out from under Sam, whose upper-body is now hanging over the cell.
Gideon, like a shark smelling blood, grabs onto Samhain?s legs and grins devilishly at the crowd.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Tito: Thank God.

The camera pans out to see co-CEO Jackson Fear standing on the top of the ramp.

Fear: Are you out of your mind? Gideon, if you even think about dropping that man, I swear to god I will see to it that you will never wrestle again.

The crowd boos heavily.

Fear: Not only that, I will have your ass tried for manslaughter. There is no way in hell this goes down.

Gideon relinquishes his grip on Samhain?s legs and looks back at Fear.

Fear: That?s right. For once in your life it appears you? SAMMY, now!

Samhain goes to blindside Gideon from behind, but the devil?s instincts tells him to duck. Gideon chops at Samhain?s larynx, sending the Thriller gasping for air. He then straps Sam over his back and within an instant drops him with the ?Wayfarer?.
Fear?s jaw drops as the ringside official quickly scales the cage too. Once at the top he drops down and counts the man known as Samhain out.
Gideon smiles back at Fear with blood actually dripping out of his mouth.

Winner and 2003 King of the Jungle: Gideon

Fear: Y?know what you sick freak? That?s fine, you won. I?ll give that to you, you won. This night is still mine though. Gideon, it?s time to meet your maker. That message not only goes for you, but to every man and woman in this company. You see, Big Stan wasn?t the only man I recruited. No, no. I also recruited the ultimate crippler. I recruited the one man who made me even me beg for mercy. I?d love to introduce him, but it looks like we?re out of time. Ta-ta!

The TKOW logo flashes across the screen as the Rumble in the Jungle comes to an end.