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-Fade In-

-Ringside-

The camera scans across the sold out crowd which is on their feet waving their colorful signs around ?Rave fears Starr? ?Chief Cant Act? ?Hey Phil, Got Camel?? ?Melvin=SCW Jobber?

Tito: welcome to The Astrodome in Houston Texas for the 2004 Megabowl Pre-show!!!

Bill: we have thirteen epic matches taking place tonight and?

Suddenly the arena goes pitch black as gunshots are heard throughout the arena. With the initials TMX displaing themselves upon the KhaosTron, TMX steps out through the curtains as silver pyro is going off across the top of the stage. Standing in the middle of the pyro, the fans are on their feet going wild to a standing ovation. With the pyro slowly dying down, T-Money makes his way to the ring very slow, with an intense look across his face. He gets a mic

T-M: Looks like I'm still undefeated at Mega Bowl since none of these assholes are going to show up! So this is what I want, I want a shot at the title, next week at ...

Voice: Now just wait a minute!

Thye crowd boos as RJ Dyson appears at the top of the ramp holding a microphone.

Dyson: Gregory is not here because I sent him to carry out some urgent family matters. So it is I who pulled him out of this match. Mr. Gotti and I could not reach an agreement on what his fee should be for tonights match, so he has been terminated! Now, on to you.

Dyson talks as he walks towards the ring.

Dyson: Things are about to change around here! I'm tired of people making demands about what they want, and who they want to face.

*reaches bottom of the ramp*

Dyson: Especially some old TKOW! has been who obviously doesn't know that it is ME, and only ME that makes the rules around here!

*stepping through the ropes*

Dyson: I don't care how many championships you've had Mr. Money! I don't care how many years you were with this pathetic company before I arrived. You will fight who I tell you to ...

*taps on T-Money's chest*

Dyson: And when I tell you to! Am I making myself clear?!

T-Money glares down on DJ Dyson, and then smiles.

T-M: Crystal clear.

Dyson: Good. Because I ... ahh!

T-Money gives RJ Dyson a sit-down powerbomb!

T-M: Fuck you and your rules Dyson! I'll get my shot whether you like it or not! No matter who I have to go through to get it, I will have my title shot!!

T-Money rolls out of the ring. RJ Dyson weakly grabs his microphone as he still lays on the mat.

Dyson: I hope ... *pant* *pant* ... you meant what you ... *pant* *pant* ...said about fighting anyone. Because your opponenet ... *pant* ... next Monday ... *pant* ... will be Aaron Mc!

The crowd pops at anticipation of such a match up. T-Money shrugs and walks off the stage.

Tito: Next up is the highly anticipated House Of Horrors Match between the two disgruntled brothers Onslaught and Gideon, these two have always hated each other, with Gideon following his crazed brother from fed to fed to try and stop his carnage.

Bill: but that all came to a halt last year when the two went head to head in a triple tier cage match?which saw Onslaught fall to his ?death? from the cage

Tito: only to reappear months later, as a change soul, instead of being the evilest monster on the face of the planet that killed indiscriminately and brought grief to many innocents, he was a changed man, a man that cared

Bill: He teamed up with Gideon for a short period of time, until their was a change in Gideon

Tito: a change for the worst, as Gideon became a self-centered egomaniac and damn near killed his brother again, now the two will go at it for the final time, in a House Of Horrors Match

Bill: unlike House OF Horrors matches of Old, this match is taking place in an actual house, just outside the city limits of San Antonio, This house is 7 stories high and filled with thousands of objects to inflict pain on the other

A feed shows an old 1800?s style house out in the middle of nowhere?just the look of the house sends chills down the spines of onlookers

Tito: the rules of the match are simple, Onslaught and Gideon will arrive at the top story of the building and the winner will be whoever walks out of the front door

Bill: we have cameras set up all over this shin-dig to capture all the blood filled action that this match is going to bring us

Tito: and lets go their now!!

7th Story of the building, a room that appears to be a den, completely dark except for the streaks of light stemming from the cracks in the walls and in between the boards over the windows, a door opens from the corner of the room and in walks Gideon.

His eyes dart around in his sockets as he looks over the room

Bill:The great Gideon has arrived

Tito: Gideon looks uncomfortable and nervous

Bill: he?s venturing into the unknown Poppi

Gideon steps farther into the room, a figure lurks in the shadows behind him, unbeknownst to him

Bill:look out Gideon!!!

Tito: he can?t hear you Bill

The figure steps out of the shadows, and is, not surprisingly?Onslaught

Onslaught:you shall pay for your crimes

Gideon turns around to get nailed with a right hand

Tito: that look like it hurt

Bill: no shit

onslaught grabs Gideon with both of his hands, Onslaught lets out a beastly growl as he tosses his smaller brother across the room smashing into a wall

Onslaught: I had to pay for my sins Nole?.

Bill: nole?

Tito: Nole Garrity, Gideons real name moron

Onslaught picks up Gideon in a firemans carry

Onslaught: I paid for them?because of YOU!!!

Onslaught executes a death valley driver onto a coffee table

Tito: Gideon threw Onslaught off the top of a three layer cage

Onslaught picks up Gideon and grabs his throat

Onslaught: you sent me to hell, Nole, now I will return the gesture

Onslaught chokeslams Gideon, through the floor!!!!

Tito: oh my god

Onslaught walks off camera in the direction of the staircase, the camera shows Gideon lying in a pile of rubbish?with blood pouring from his mouth

Tito: we will be checking in on that match after Megabowl starts

Bill: if theres anything left by then, locking those two in a house isn?t going to be a picnic in Jamaica

Tito: You ready for this next match

Bill: Not really, we hardly saw either of these competitors in the last two weeks...but it could be a brutalation

Tito: Predictions?

Bill: Nope...i hope they brutalize each other...i want blood shed....

Tito: Lets see what happens

The lights go down. "Noire" by JBL begins to play and this erupts the crowd in to a frenzy of booing. Nobody comes out of the curtain though

Tito: Where is Chi?

Bill: Maybe, she does not recognize her own theme song?

Tito: I doubt it...

About 30 seconds later, X comes rolling out of the curtain in pain. Chi follows him hammering him with kicks to the ribs and back. Chi picks X up and walks him down the ramp and throws him into the ring.

Tito: Well she is not waiting....that lady is callous!

Bill: I like her technique it could work.

Inside the ring the bell goes to start the match. Chi continues to assault on X. Chi picks X up and goes to hit a running powerslam, but X reverses and throws Chi shoulder first into the turn post. Chienne winces in pain and leans on the ropes. X charges with a head of steam and takes them both out side the ring with a clothesline. The crowd now chanting X's name.

Tito: This match is going to get out of hand

Bill:....perfect

Outside the ring X takes Chi by the hair and throws her over the barricade and into the crowd. The ref counts to 4. X runs towards the barricade and goes to jump over it onto Chi, but X misses and hits someone in the crowd. X goes to help. The refs count is at 8. X continues to see if the guy is hurt. The ref is now at 9.....X turns around to be cranked in the face by the mans chair taken by Chi. The bell rings at the count of 10 almost at the exact same time X gets hit with the chair.

Tito: She will be DQed!!!

Bill: Double countout!!

The fight still continues however further into the crowd and out of site. The ref goes over to Tito and discusses something with him then gives Tito a mic.

Tito: Due to the fact that Chienne Noire hit Xcutioner with a chair at the exact same time as the ref counted to 10..the match was technically over when Chienne hit Xcutioner with the chair...therefore....the verdict is...DOUBLE COUNT OUT!!!!

Tito puts the mic down, the crowd now booing the fact that Chienne did not get dq'ed.

Tito: Its a good call by the refs..

Bill:Whatever?.

Tito: you think it?s a bad call

Bill: no I think having to share commentary dutys is a bad call

The camera is on and Titto and Playboy are on the screen... Until the camera pans back to reveal a ripoff of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 set.

Down in the chairs are Quadir, Robbie Harding, and T.H. Power from the HPWA. Robbie is finishing up a soda, slurping loudly.

Quadir: Man you suck like a pro.

Robbie Harding: I hate you.

Power: Due to how little Phoenix cares about TKOW!, he asked us to break in during his match and make things a little more interesting.

Quadir: What the fuck you expect? See, TKOW! may be good, but we rock the casbah.

Robbie Harding: At least Phoenix was in the Pacific Coast...

Quadir: This isn't Breakdown nigga. Lay off that noise.

*On screen, the arena lights drop to pitch black, the fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix". The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'CHAIN' blares out.*

Power: Alright! Their's my man! Who's he beating the crap out of?

*Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing his dark red cloak and his Celtic Cross. He stands up as the crowd roars and begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates.*

Quadir: Some wannabe. Does it really matter?

Power: Nope.

*He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and the arms go out to the sides, sans Raven, then the arms go straight up for the two fingered salute as the corner opposite him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the cloak, dropping it in the last corner, and hangs the cross over the ringpost.*

Robbie Harding: I like him. Why's he in TKOW!?

Power: Money.

The arena goes completely dark with sounds of funeral music and churh bells ringing. Smoke starts to roll across the top of the stage as the music starts up.

{ What did you expect?
Fools often sometimes forget
Who really knows what's the truth}

Lights start to come on just a bit, as the smoke continues rolling across the top of the stage. A barbed wire baseball bat sticks through the stage curtains half mast.

{ Often dignified
How funny changing the tide
Feels like you already knew }

Pyro goes off on the sides and a large upside down cross makes it's way down above the big screen.

{ Praise) like the devil
(Connect) you would never
(Sick Man) running circles
Feels like you already knew

(Praise) like the devil
(Connect) you would never
(Sick Man) running circles
Feels like you already knew. }

Pagan starts to make his way down towards the ring, in a slow stalking manner, showing no emotion and looking dead set at his opponent and ignoring the crowd.

Quadir: Hey, it's that guy.

{ Save you
I would never
Deny you
Even though your hate for me is strong

Robbie Harding: Can I take a bathroom break? That soda from before is backing up...

(See) I'm not what you
(Think) I'm the one who'll
(Be) what you never
Thought would be nothin' and now }

Power : Hell no. Man up bitch, man up.

Pagan stands in front of the ringside steps, raking his fingers over the top of the barbed wire bat and then points it towards Phoenix, while running the barbed wire away from his neck in a slitting motion.

{ (AFRAID TO OPEN UP YOUR EYES)
And now you realize

Quadir: Hey boss, he scares me. He did the slitting motion thing.

Always you lived in a dream
How would it feel if you could
See past the lies
Oblivious to all of my cries
No hope when I knew that you could }

Pagan drops his barbed wire bat, and jumps onto the ring apron, heading into the ring with his eyes locked upon Phoenix.

Power: I got an idea...

*Power pulls out a cellphone and hits a speed dial. Onscreen, Phoenix looks around, then reaches into his discarded cloak, retrieving his own phone.*

Power: Hey bitch.

Yeah, I'm watching right now. We got the "HPWA Wrestling Theater 10" all set up.

Talk to the ref. Make this a No-DQ match.

Trust me man, it'll be great for ratings.

*On screen, Phoenix shrugs and puts the phone away. He calls over the ref, has a few words, and the ref moves towards Pagan. Pagan listens, then smiles and nods. As the ref moves towards the ring announcer, Phoenix turns and kneels down in his corner, head bowed in prayer.*

Power: That's more like it....

*A zipper is heard, pants hit the floor, and the sound of water splashing into water is heard, followed by a low "Aahhhhhhhh". Power and Quadir finally notice... Robbie is missing...*

Power: Ah shit...

Quadir: Not yet...

*A broken and loud farting noise is heard, followed by a grunt and a loud splash....*

Quadir: Now I'm gonna be sick.

Power: The ref calls for the bell... Pagan starts to stalk Phoenix, barbed wire bat raised, Phoenix is still praying...

Quadir: Run nigga! He's behind you! With a bat! RUN!!!

Power: Do you REALLY think that's gonna...

*In one smooth moment, Pagan swings down, Phoenix turns, whipping out his own black metal bat and blocks the shot.*

Power: Well I'll be-

"HHHUUURGGGG!!!" *splash*

Power: Will someone get him out of there?

*An usher begins walking to the front, flashlight in hand.*

Usher: Excuse me, can you two please keep it down? There's no talking during the HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT MOVE?

*Power and Quadir jump up and look at the screen, but all we see is Phoenix standing, both bats in his hands while Pagan is on the mat.*

Power: Damn you. What happened?

Usher: That one guy went after the other one, and then the other one grabbed that thing and flipped the guy over, it was nice.

*Quadir pulls out a nine and shoots the Usher.*

Power: Did you have to do that? I got enough lawsuits pending without having to worry about this putz's family.

*Robbie comes back in, and immediately trips over the usher's body, falling face first to the floor.*

Quadir: Yup. I had to...

Power: Oh wait, their's some action on the screen... Phoenix dropped the sticks and picked up Pagan, and it's that move!!

Quadir: Which one?

Power: The one where he balls up his fingers and throws it at the guy.

Quadir: Phoenix punched Pagan?

Power: Yeah! That's it! I love it.

*Phoenix follows up the punches with an X DDT, then blatantly chokes Pagan on teh mat.*

Quadir: I'm bored. Where's the big bootied bitches and hoes?

*Power snaps his fingers and a disco ball drops, followed by some cheesy strip bar music. Six strippers wander out in the bare minimum of clothing as Robbie takes his seat again.*

*Phoenix pulls Pagan up long enough to impact powerbomb him into the mat.*

Power: Next time, take your mic off before you go to the bathroom, you pig.

Robbie: Sorry.

*Three strippers take up dancing positions on stage in front of the screen while the other three begin giving our heroes lap dances. The scene shifts to ringside...

Titto: Phoenix has Pagan backed into the corner... He walks away, turns, spear right in the corner! Pagan is folded in half! Phoenix stands up, pulling Pagan out of the corner... PHOENIX DRIVER!!!

*The scene backs out to the set again... Quadir has gone missing this time, along with his stripper.*

Power: He did that thing to the guy. Wow that's an ass...

Robbie Harding: He's not pinning though, I guess he's kinda like us.

Power: How?

Robbie Harding: Doesn't want it to stop.

Quadir *offcamera*: True dat! Hey ho. I work at herfirstbigcock.com and I think you would be perfect for the site... *mic clicks off*

*Scene goes back to ringside.*

Playboy: A table, two bats, and some lighter fluid. Should someone be worried here?

Titto: Phoenix has the table set up, drags Pagan to the corner and slams him in the face with his own barbed wire baseball bat... He sprays the table down with lighter fluid, setting his bat dead center, and spraying the barbed wire bat with more fluid!

*Phoenix thumps his chest and strikes the crucifix pose, mimicking his own entrance, then sticks his right arm straight up giving the finger. The near corner explodes in flame and he sticks the bat into it, lighting it up!*

Playboy: Smoke that bitch!

Titto: Phoenix drops the bat next to his own, and the tables on fire! He hoists Pagan up to the top, facing out, and climbs the ropes behind him... He's up top, pulling Pagan up to the back suplex position over his left shoulder... Falls back, dropping Pagan, twist, chokeslam through the flaming table there it is!! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!

*Phoenix rips his bat out from underneath Pagan and stands, placing his foot on Pagan's chest and raising the fiery metal into the air.*

One....

Two....

Three!!!

The ref calls for the bell as 'Chain' hits the speakers.

Titto: Well he did it. Showed Pagan whatsfor at the grandest stage of em all!

Power: Add another 'W' to that mans whooped list.

*Quadir helps the usher off the floor.*

Quadir: Next time, it won't be a tranq gun...

Camera feed switches to backstage

Fatal walks into his dressing room talking to Sloan and Mouth.

Fatal: Look, all I'm saying is Dyson has to give me a title shot after I whoop BadStar's ass!

Sloan: Um Baby, what is that?

Sloan points to a box sitting on the bench in Fatal's dressing room. It simply says, "For You" on the side of the box.

Fatal: I don't know. Open it Mouth.

Mouth: Hell naw, it aint for me! You open it!

Fatal: Open the got damn box before I whoop yo ass!!

Mouth reluctently walks over to the box. He reaches down, and slowly picks it up ...

Mouth & Sloan: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Fatal: Oh shit!!

Under the box was a head of a pig. A knife is going through the top of his head, and a note is hanging out of his mouth that says: THAT'S YO ASS.

Mouth: *holding 9mm towards dead pig head* What he fuck man?!?!

Fatal: Somebody's messing with me man. RAGE is dead and their trying to get in my head, that's all. Lets go tell somebody to clean this up.

After the threesome leave the room, the camera stays focused on the pig head. But OTHER footsteps are heard, and the camera man only catches the heel of a black boot as someone leaves out of the dressing room closing the door.

Tito: Is Rage still alive?

Bill: not a chance Tito, but now its time for the ?Main Event? of the preshow

Tito: Aaron is already booked at Conflict Bill

Bill: of course, Aaron is going to win

Tito: but what happens to Tmoney/Aaron if Weasel wins

Bill: She won?t Tito

Tito: This next match should be a good 'un, Bill.

Bill: Yep...tonight, we're gonna be losing one of our MegaStars. Either an ol' vet, the Green Weasel, or a newer sensation, Aaron Mc. I think I know who's still gonna be a part of TKOW!, and here's a clue: he's a he.

Tito: A lot of bad blood between Aaron Mc and Green Weasel. It all started off when Weasel laid the smack down on Aaron in a bar room brawl in Tokyo. Then Aaron accused her of attacking his girlfriend Katie...an heinous action in fact performed by Miranda.

Bill: That crazy bitch.

Tito: Then, Aaron beat Weasel one-on-one by using the ropes for leverage. A suspicious victory, yet still a victory. Last week, we were meant to be seeing Aaron and Xcutioner versus Chienne Noire and Green Weasel. But Chienne destroyed X and Weasel before the match, leaving herself to be beaten by Aaron. This is the feud-ender folks. The loser is out of here.

Richard Head: The following contest is a Loser Leaves TKOW! match, in which the loser will be fired from TKOW!

Bill: That explains it all then.

A mischievous laugh rips through the arena as the lights dip low. "Toxic? by Crazy Town hits as blue and green lights pan over the crowd revealing Green Weasel on the platform. Her arms are outstretched, head down eyeing the ring, a lollipop twirls in her mouth.

Richard Head: From Lanoka Harbor, New Jersey, weighing 140lbs?The Green Weasel!

Her head begins to bob to the music as she charges the ring and hops onto the apron. Grabbing the top rope, she swings herself over and moves to the corner leaning comfortably, as the crowd boo. All the time, she has been sucking on her lollipop.

Bill: I fell honoured Poppi.

Tito: Uh...why?

Bill: Because I'm on the commentary team for Green Weasel's last ever match here in TKOW!

Tito: You're always on the commentary team, dumbass.

Bill: Shut up. I like making myself feel good.

"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, as Aaron makes his way to the ring with Katie, the crowd roaring with joy and ecstacy at the site of their hero, role model and idol.

Richard Head: From Liverpool, England...weighing in at 220lbs, and accompanied by his girlfriend, Katie Winshire...Aaron Mc!

Bill: Aaron rules so much.

Tito: I thought you hated him.

Bill: You must be getting him mixed up with yourself. No idea how you managed that.

By this time, Aaron has made his way into the ring. Weasel has hopped to the outside of the ring. Aaron climbs onto the top turnbuckle, and points out to the crowd. He runs his hand through his hair, and leaps down off the turnbuckle. Suddenly, Weasel leaps in the ring and rushes straight at him.

Bill: Sneak attack! Look out Aaron!

Aaron spots her, and falls down to the mat, pulling down the top rope in the process. Weasel flies to the outside of the ring, smacking against the security barrier. Random fans pat her on the shoulders as she rolls on the ground.

Bill: Touch her while you can. This is your last chance.

Aaron strokes his chin for a second, as though considering what to do next. Suddenly, he breaks into a run. He ricochets off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring from where Weasel is slowly making her way to her feet. When he reaches the same side of the ring that Weasel is near, he leaps over the top rope, drilling her right in the stomach, and into the barrier, with a huge spear. He lands on his knees, and high fives a few cool fans on the front row.

Bill: Wowza...that was a great move. Told ya Aaron rules.

Aaron picks up Weasel, and throws her down onto the barrier, throat first. She staggers a little, clutching her throat. Aaron hops up onto the barrier, and tightrope walks along it, until he is sufficiently close to Weasel.

Tito: Not only is Aaron a great wrestler, but he's entertaining all our fans with this impromptu circus act.

Aaron launches himself off the barrier, catching Weasel around the neck, and dropping her into a hellacious flying bulldog onto the ring steps. As her head bounces off the steel, the ref shouts at Aaron to get back into the ring. Aaron strikes Weasel with a few Flair-style chops, before rolling her into the ring, and following in after her. He struts around the ring, laughing. He points to his arm and kisses his bicep. He runs over to the ropes, and jumps, springboarding off the second rope back towards Weasel, drilling her with an elbow to the sternum. He covers Weasel, not hooking a leg.

One...

Two...

Aaron lifts Weasel's head up off the mat, breaking the count. He gets up and looks at the referee. Aaron shakes his head, wearing a fake look of disappointment.

Tito: Aw c'mon! He could have just finished the match right there!

Bill: Why would he bother? It's MegaBowl. He's gonna have a little fun.

Suddenly, Weasel thrusts her hand up between Aaron's legs, drilling him with a diabolical low blow. Weasel tries to regain her composure as Aaron staggers in pain, holding his crotch. Suddenly, he stops moving, turns and begins to laugh at Weasel. Weasel just looks at Aaron in confusion. Aaron reaches down his pants, then pulls out...

Tito: A cup! By God, it's a cup! Aaron took precautions!

Bill: Geez...couldn't your parents have taken precautions?

Aaron spits right in Weasel's face, before running into the ropes, and coming straight back at her. He steps up onto her knee, pushing himself off into a jump, before BAM~!

Tito: Vanity Sells! Vanity Sells! This has to be over.

Aaron rolls over onto Weasel in a nonchalant cover. He counts along with referee Fred Valo as he administers the count.

One...

Two...

THREE!

"The Anthem" hits as Aaron gets to his feet and raises his arms in victory. Katie climbs into the ring and hugs Aaron as the ref raises his hand. Aaron gestures for a mic. The ring announcer throws one to him. He catches it perfectly. He taps it to make sure it's working. He lifts it to his mouth.

Aaron: Uh...hi.

The crowd cheer loudly.

Aaron: So the mic works then. Weasel. Get up.

Aaron reaches out to Weasel to help her up. Just as she is about to grab his hand, he pulls it back.

Aaron: Maybe not. Get up anyway.

Weasel gets to her feet. She looks worn out and beaten down.

Aaron: Now Violet Vermin...I've really enjoyed our little series of matches. I won 'em all of course, but they were fun. Kind of. Actually...no. They weren't. I've proved to everyone that women don't belong in the ring with men. They can wrestle each other all they like, that's cool. But they do NOT belong in the same ring as men. That's pretty obvious. You, Chienne Noire...I've thrashed both of you. But while I just beat Chi, I've got rid of you from TKOW! for good. This means there's only one last thing for me to say to you. That is...

Aaron clears his throat.

Aaron: Nana na naaa...nana na naaa...hey heeey hey...goodbye! C'mon Houston, sing along. Give your appreciation for Weasel.

As Aaron and the crowd sing goodbye to Weasel, it is visible that she is becoming more and more angry. She begins to move towards Aaron aggressively. Suddenly a woman leaps over the security barricade, and jumps into the ring, levelling Weasel with a clothesline to the back of the head.

Tito: Who the hell?!? Who in God's name is this?

Bill: How the hell am I meant to know? Just looks like some crazy woman to me. I guess she's just a big Aaron Mc fan and she wants to celebrate with him.

Tito: Do our fans usually beat up our Megastars at random?

Bill: Not usually. But Weasel isn't a TKOW! Megastar any more. She's got no business being in that ring.

As the mysterious woman begins putting the boots in on Weasel, Aaron looks on in confusion. The woman picks Weasel up and smacks her down with a powerslam. Aaron can be heard shouting "Screw this" as he hops out of the ring, grabs Katie's hand, and marches to the back.

Bill: Uh...Aaron don't look too happy.
Tito: Damn right. But who's this woman?

As Aaron walks back through the curtain, TKOW! Security make their way to the ring. By the time they get near the ring, the woman is gone. She can be seen heading through the crowd...

Tito: and the Megabowl Pre-show has been choked full of action

Bill: it has brought us the end of the TKOW careers of Greg Quinnell, Tha Answer, and The Green Weasel

Tito: and we already have a match for Total Conflict Former World Champ T Money faces off against the man you just saw Aaron MC

Bill: and that will be a great match, but now its time for megabowl!!!!