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Pyros go off again, causing the fans to go wild

Bill: This is it Tito!! Megabowl 2004!!!

Tito: coming Live from The Astrodome in Houston Texas, I?m Titto Poppi, he?s ?the playboy? Bill Jakes and we are ringside from the granddaddy of them all Megabowl, and now to perform the theme song for Megabowl ?Stellar? please welcome, Incubus!!!
Brandon: Meet me in outer space
WE could spend the night
Watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place
Won't you come with me?
WE could start again
How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do
How do you do it?
It's better than I ever knew
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights
I need you to see this place
It might be the only way
That I can show you how
It feels to be inside of you
How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do
How do you do it?
It's better than I ever knew

You are stellar
Tito: what a performance

Bill: Tito, we?re starting Megabowl with a bang!

Tito: of course, nothing like having Incubus perform the official Megabowl theme song live

Bill: no tito, look at the next match??good thing that this stadium has its oen power supply, because the electricity is about to flow?..literally

Tito: This next match will be a rocketbuster! Soulfly vs EKP vs none other than Icarus Evangeline!

Bill: And it is in a cell! That has 1000 volts of electricity running through every inch of the metal that is surrounding that ring!

Tito: I can not be wrong when I predict, some one will not leave this arena, at their own will...but on a stretcher

The lights go out

Bill: whats going on?

The lights go on at the concert area

Tito: I guess Incubus is going to play again

The guitarist begins playing the opening rift to ?A Certain Shade Of Green? off the ?S.C.I.E.N.C.E.? CD, with the rest of the band joining in

Brandon Boyd: A certain shade of green,
tell me, is that what you need?
All signs around say move ahead.
Could someone please explain to me your ever present
lack of speed?
Are your muscles bound by ropes?
Or do crutches cloud your day?
My sources say the road is clear,
and street signs point the way.

Are you gonna stand around till 2012 A.D.?
What are you waiting for,
A certain shade of green?
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
What are you waiting for,
A certain shade of green?

Would a written invitation
signed, "Choose now or lose it all,"
sedate your hesitation?
Or inflame and make you stall?
You've been raised in limitation,
but that glove never fit quite right.
The time has passed for hand-me-downs,
choose anew, please evolve,
take flight

Are you gonna stand around till 2012 A.D.?
What are you waiting for,
A certain shade of green?
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.

Pop that thing
Greeeeeeeeenn
What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?
A written invitation?
A public declaration?
A private consolation?

Remember when you procrastinate you choose lies
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate

Green lights appear on the entrance ramp, showing Soulfly standing on the ramp with his arms spread out(shades of Raven) with Miranda standing at his side, the two make their way to the ring

Go go go go

Are you gonna stand around till 2012 A.D.?
What are you waiting for,
A certain shade of green?
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
What are you waiting for?

Tito: incredible performance

Bill: Well, Fly is in with all the musicians that are open about their drug use, so im not surprised he got them to perform his entrance

Tito: perhaps a special entrance will leave us with a special match

Bill: with these 3 in the ring, its guaranteed to go down as a classic

Tito: What is this, is that Vega coming towards us!?

Bill: You bet your ass it is

Tito: sit down! Nice to see you!

Vega puts on a headset and sits down beside Tito

Vega: Thank's for having me boys

Bill:...I want to have your babies...

Vega: You say something again, I'll be having my hands around your throat!

Bill: pffft

Fly continues into the ring and guides Miranda in under the second rope. He stands on the turnbuckle and stares into the cheering crowd. Miranda makes her way to ringside.

Vega: My boy Fly will emerge victorious, and I have been listening to your comments Bill, and I am sick and tired of you thinking hes sooooo bad because he smokes up.....you can not tell me you do not even smoke up anything and you are still horrible at what you do..

Bill: I wish what I was doing....was you

Tito: Quit it you two, this is MegaBowl...Bill quit being a pervert! It is an honor we have Vega sitting here with us today!

Bill: Can you hear that?

Tito: Hear what?

Vega: Isn?t that Clench?s music?

Tito: Bring The ruckus from the Wu Tang Clan, I think it is

The music suddenly changes to Phil?s music

Bill: That sounds like "Down with the sickness" from Disturbed playing..which can mean one thing...EKP! EKP! Is on his way!

Vega: So what, EKP is nothing compared to the boys of the FIRM and right now...he does not compare to Soulfly standing right there!

EKP's music continues to blare as a chorus of boos fill the arena. EKP taunts teh crowd to more boos until he gets in the ring and waits for the last competitor of the match...Icarus Evangeline. EKP sits in the turnbuckle directly diagnol to that of where Soulfy is waiting.

Vega: Look at that coward EKP...he is totally hated by the fans...but more importantly, his opponents in this match..

Bill: I tell you Vega what I am looking at...not a coward named EKP, but a fine piece of flesh named Vega..

The camera shows the announce booth. We see Vega reach over to Bill to smack him over the face, but he gets scared and falls off the chair, when the final entrance occurs.

Tito: Get up Bill, I thought you would enjoy being smacked by Vega

Bill: Shut up Tito...We got to call this match...a very important entrance is right here

"Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park begins to play, and at the top of the ramp stands a figure. A figure with black dreads hanging to his shoulders. A face looking so evil, it could burn a black cats eyes...He stands there at the top off the ramp with somewhat of a smirk on his face...looking at his belt.

Tito: There is a good chance that man will not walk out as the holder of that there belt

Bill: I am predicting he will..only because you do not think he will

Tito: I never said that you twit!

Vega: Shut up both of you!

Icarus Evangeline walks towards the ring...goes up the ringsteps and gives his belt to the ref who holds it in the air to show what these competitors are fighting for

Tito: Now the cell will be lowered....lives may be at risk here

Bill: You idiot....they ARE at risk!...By the way...why is the cage not lowered before the match begins?

Tito: Well they make sure all the competitors are in the ring before turning on the generator...

Bill: Ok...

The cell begins to lower from the ceiling of the arena...very slowly the cell sets into position. The ref orders for the generator to be turned on. All of a sudden the sound of a motor is heard starting up...the generators motor that is. The generator makes a loud noise as it runs 1000 volts into the steel of the cell. All three competitors eyeball eachother in the middle of the ring. The ref now orders the bell to be rung to start the match

Vega: Come on Fly you can do it!...And Bill do not even think about it..

Bill: What did you think I was going to do?

Tito: Quit discussing off topic stuff, we have a match to call..

Bill: Yes sir!

Inside the electric cage the match begins. Phil looks at Icarus and smiles. Icarus returns the action as they both turn and begin to pummel Soulfly in the middle of the ring. Miranda on the outside begins to yell in support of Soulfly. Icarus levels Soulfly with a right hand knocking him on his back. Fly gets up and is now nailed by a right hand from Phil. Phil begins to laugh at his temporary alliance with Icarus. Phil makes his way out to the ring, looks under the ring, and pulls out a cinderblock!

Tito: Oh my God! what the hell does he want to do to Fly..Kill him!?

Bill: I assume! Do it!

Vega: Fly!!! Come on get up!

Phil is now in the ring with the cinderblock. He raises it above his head to signify that he is going to hit Fly with it. Icarus stops it and has words with Phil in themiddle of the ring. As those two bicker back and forth, Fly has made his way to his feet. Phil and Icarus whip Fly against the ropes, they attempt a double clothesline but Fly ducks and retaliates with a clothesline on the two of them. They get up quite fast, but Fly is there to meet them both with lefts and rights. He then knocks Phil on his back with a throat thrust. He turns to Icarus and gives him a scoop slam. At this time Soulfly goes to the outside to fetch some weapons from underneath the ring. He grabs a blue steel chair. He tries to get in the ring but Icarus hits a suicide dive on him knocking the chair into his Fly's face. Fly begins to belled on the mat as he barely missed the 1000 volt fence.

Vega: He will be fine in a couple of seconds, I give you my word!

Tito: Here comes Phil!!!

Phil now jumps on the outside with a plancha knocking Icarus down...Phil mounts Icarus and begins punching him with a fury of blows. He leaves Icarus on the mat, and fetches the chair Fly recently had in his possession. Icarus gets up slowly, back to the ring post, Phil lines him up and swings, but misses hurting his hands at the impact of the steel on metal. As Phil is in pain grasping his hands, Icarus nails a martial arts kick on Phil knocking him just inches away from the electricity. Icarus pins Phil...1...2....Soulfly breaks the count. Now with the blood spewing out of his head like a faucet he unleashes on Icarus. Phil gets to his feet but Soulfly picks Icarus up in looks to give him a fallaway slam. He does and throws Icarus straight into the dazed Phil knocking him back down. Soulfly holds his arms out to the crowds delight...

Vega: Pin him Fly! You can not affored to taunt...

Bill: Which brings me to the topic....for $10.00 can I afford you?

Vega: No...no amount of money would get me with you...but with $10.00 why dont you go out, by a strong rope, tie it into a nousse and hang yourself from a bridge...

Tito: I wouldn't mind seeing that myself but right now Soulfly is in control

Fly now has the steal chair, Icarus gets to his feet shortly followed by Phil. Soulfly wields the chair in aim of Icarus, Icarus ducks, and Fly nails Phil right in the face flooring him once again. Soulfly now turns to Icarus, but Icarus levels him with a spinning wheel kick. Icarus throws Soulfy into the ring and continues his attack. He begins to unleash another fury of blows, until Phil races into the ring now also split open to break up the beating so he can start beating on Fly. Icarus now touches Phils shoulder and points to the downed Fly. Phil smiles and grabs Fly by the hair to get him to his feet. Icarus and Phil begin to brutalize Fly. Phil and Icarus set Fly up for a double suplex and hit it, but the suplex lands Fly's legs on the second ring rope hurting his leg. Icarus now picks Fly up and hits a powerslam, he steps back and allows Phil to do a brainbuster on Fly. Fly rolls out of the ring and back onto the floor, this time, Icarus and Phil, this time Phil holds Fly by the hair while standing beside him right in front of the cage and allows Icarus to his another spinning martial arts kick on Fly right into the electricity filled cell!

Vega: Shit!!! Fall down Fly! Fall down!!

Tito: This may be the last time we see Fly for a long time

Bill: What the hell is she doing!!!

Tito: It looks as if Miranda has made her way to the generators switch!

Miranda hits the ref on the outside and takes the power button away from him. She quickly turns it off leaving Fly on the floor convulsing in his legs. Icarus and Phil now looked confused. Icarus now begins to assault Icarus. Phil picks Icarus up in the form of a back suplex and throws him into the now electric free cell, but when Phil throws Icarus into the wall of the cell, the comes apart leaving Icarus on the outside! The crowd now chanting Holy shit! Holy shit! as Icarus rolls around grabbing his ankle in pain. Phil goes back to the cell and grabs a table from underneath the ring. He stes it up at the bottom of the cell. Phil now taunts the crowd to a chorus of boos as the blood now is dryed on his forehead. Phil goes up the entrance ramp to continue his cockiness until he is blindsided by Phils own move "The Career Killer!" by Fly!!

Vega: Thats the way you do things. See, Fly my man has guts, after being electricuted he still continues to kick ass!

Tito: That takes alot of heart and determination

Bill: That can only mean one thing...Fly is not from this planet!

Tito: What the hell are you talking about?

Bill: No human should be able to withstand that therefore we now have prrof life has been produced on mars..

Tito: Bill quit being a dumbass....

Vega: Come on Fly...pin him!!

Instead Fly notices Icarus getting to his feet. Fly charges with a spear towards Icarus, but Icarus counters it into a sitting face buster similar to that of X-pac's X-factor. Icarus sees that Fly is on the floor hurting. He decides not to go for the pin, but to climb to the top of the cell.

Tito: Why is he not going for the pin? He can not afford to miss a great chance like this

Bill: I assure you he has a good idea

Icarus begins yelling Flys name from the top of the cell chalenging him to get up and climb the cage to challenge Icarus. Moments later fly gets to his feet staggering and notices Icarus at the top of the cell challenging him. Fly begins to climb the cage. Icarus takes a couple steps back to allow Fly to get to the top. Once Fly is up to the top he and Icarus begin to exchange blows much to the crowds delight. Left and rights, left and rights, both men not seeming to feel them until Fly ducks one and Icarus loses his balance towards the edge of the cell. This allows Soulfly to set Icarus up for the Evenflow DDT right at the edge of the cell.

Tito: Oh my God! He wouldn't risk his body like that to injure another, its not possible...that cell is 30 ft high! Itd parylize them both..

Vega: As long as he parylizes Icarus, hes fine with it....

Bill: Look!!! Its CEO RJ Dyson!

Tito: Whats he doing out here!!

As Fly begins to hit the Evenflow off the edge, RJ pushes Miranda down at ringsideand grabs the power button and turns the generator back on sending thousands of volts of electricity through Fly and Icarus, but Fly as he is going to fall down from the blast of electricity, falls backwards still with Icarus in his grasp and evenflows him right off the cage andthrough the table Phil set up earlier. Crowd once again chanting Holy Shit! Holy Shit! as well as being in awe

Tito: My God..they have to be dead!

Vega:...Holy shit....Fly....

Phil begins to stir on the ramp, heavily limping and grabbing his neck after the career killer hit earlier by Fly, he now staggers to where Fly evenflowed Icarus off the cell through the table. He picks Icarus up and drags him back into the cell and rolls him back into the ring, picks him up and sets him up for "The Killer Driver."

Tito: If he hits this, he is the new champion!

Bill: I don't see why he didn't pin him without doing his Killer Driver. Icarus is as good as dead

Tito: For once you make a good point!

Phil lifts Icarus up for the Killer Driver but out of nowhere comes Samhain looks into the eys of Phil as they fill up with fear at the sight of Samhain. Samahin kicks Phil in the gut causing him to release Icarus to the mat. Samhain hits the "Deliverence" on Phil...spits on the motionless carcass if Phil, points and laughs and exits the cage. Moments later Icarus crawls on top of Phil...1...2....3!!!!

Tito: He did it, he regained his championship! I guess the belt keeps it's name. "The Bloodsong Championship!"

Bill: I told you!!! Now...Vega...how bout me and you get a room for the night eh? Havent you ever wondered what it would belike to be with a person who can see into the future?

Vega says nothing as she makes her way to where Fly still lays in the debris of the table. She and Miranda begin checking on him. Icarus still unable to celebrate lays there as the ref lays the belt over the downed Icarus. Phil also lays motionless in the ring as Samhain continues to mock Phil from the ramp.

Tito:..Samhain...what does he have against Phil?

Bill: Maybe Phil slept with Sam..

Tito: shut up..whatever reason he had....this will be good!

Inside the ring refs run down to help both men to the back...

Tito: What a match!

Bill: look on the Ramp!!

Tito: It?s D-Matic!!

Bill: he?s shouting at Samhain, I wouldn?t do that

Tito: well Samhain just inadvertanly cost his tag team partner the match

Bill: Still, he?s shouting at Samhain, and that?s something I would advise not to do, Samhain is not a man to be shouted at

Tito: he?s just laughing at him

Bill: D-Matic?s lucky that Samhain ignored him and went to the back

D-matic heads over to where Fly and Miranda and Vega are, they help fly to his feet and they begin heading to the back

Bill: what a way to start Megabowl poppi

Tito: In fact I think it?s time to check up on the action at the House Of Horrors match Bill

Bill: do we have to, I mean it looked like Onslaught hurt my hero Gideon so why should we waste the time to watch

Tito: because Tito Poppi said so

camera feed switches back to the House of Horrors match, Gideon goes flying across a hallway smashing into a mirror, slaught picks up Gideon and Slams him hard up against a wall

Onslaught:The suffering you?ve caused others will end tonight nole

Bill: that sounds funny coming from Onslaught

Tito: he?s reformed Bill

Onslaught picks up Gideon and hoists Gideon onto his shoulders

Bill: what do you want on your tombstone Tito?

Gideon spits a mouthful of blood out and speask, though its barely audible

Gideon: don?t blame me?.

Onslaught flips Gideon over setting him up for the tombstone, but Gideon grabs his brothers right leg and pulls Onslaught into a Single Leg Crab

Gideon: Blame yourself

Tito: Gideons turning this thing around

Gideon: you just don?t get it micah

Gideon begins stomping at the knee as he releases the hold, keeping the foot in his hand as his feet went to work on the leg

Gideon: it was always about you?

Gideon takes one final kick and walks to a a door in the wall

Gideon: it was always about how crazy Onslaught was, and here comes little brother Gideon to try and stop him

Gideon re-emerges with a cinder block

Gideon: now it?s all about me

Gideon slams the cinder block down onto his brothers chest

Tito: OH my GOD Gideon just killed Onslaught!!

Bill: isn?t this like the third time

Tito: he slammed a sledgehammer into his chest months ago, now eh just did the same with a cinder block

Bill: and hes not done yet Tito

Gideon takes Onslaught over to a staircase, and hurls him down the stairs into the darkness below, the screams of Onslaught fading fast, Gideon smiles

Gideon: It?s all about me

*screen changes back to ringside*

Bill: more to that later

Tito: We've got Fatal versus BadStar Khan next, Bill.

Bill: Yup. That dork with the split personality is gonna be taking on one of TKOW!'s most badass gangstas. This started when Fatal did the world a favour and...eliminated RAGE from the planet. BS Khan has stepped up and decided he's the man to get vengeance on Fatal.

Tito: You think Khan can stop Fatal's reign of terror.

Bill: In a word...no.

"Bury Me A G" by Thug Life hits as Fatal makes his way down to the ring, adjusting his blood red gloves. The crowd boo passionately, as Fatal simply smirks at them.

Richard Head: From Miami, Florida, weighing 270lb?Fatal!

Fatal climbs into the ring, shaking his wrists and arms to loosen his joints.

Bill: This is one guy who's ready to deliver a beating. We could be seeing a little special edition of Fatal TV tonight. And Fatal TV rules.

"Jet Pilot" by System of a Down plays as BadStar Khan walks down the ramp holding both middle fingers up and smiling. A picture of the sun is shown on the screen while pyros shoot straight into the air.He climbs into the ring and walks to the top left turnbuckle. He stands on top, giving an "up yours" sign and jumps down. Right as he jumps down, he gets met with a huge clothesline from Fatal. Fatal picks Khan up and throws him into the ringpost, shoulder first. Khan screams in pain as his shoulder makes a huge CLANG against the steel post.

Bill: Ha! Fatal's kicking ass already and the bell hasn't even rung!

Referee Fred Valo calls for the bell.

Bill: Ah...there we go.

Fatal pulls Khan out from the corner, and begins to choke him on the top rope. The ref gets to four, and Fatal releases Khan. Fatal locks him in a full nelson, and slams him to the mat.

Tito: Fatal Mistake! This has to be all she wrote!

Rather than going for a cover, Fatal drags Khan to his feet, turns him around, and locks him in a Cobra Clutch.

Tito: Fatality! It's the Fatality! This has to be over, Bill! Khan will have to give up the ghost!

Fatal wrenches the Fatality in harder and tighter. Khan writhes in pain, flapping at Fatal's hands. Fatal continues to add more and more pressure. Finally...

Tito: He gives up! BS Khan has tapped out!

Bill: Ha! Take that Khan, ya jobber!

Referee Fred Valo calls for the bell as "Bury Me A G" hits. The crowd boo as a sinister smile crosses Fatal's face.


As Fatal celebrates his victory in the ring, the lights go off as a clap of thunder is heard. Flashing lights which give the effect of lighting go off around the arena. The "thunder and lightning" continue, and the old spiritual, "Swing Low Sweet Charriot" begins to play over the speakers.

Jakes: Tito, what the hell is this?

Poppi: I don't know. And what is that coming onto the ramp?

Two horses come out side by side onto the ramp. A man sits on a small flatbed wagon driving the horses. On the back of the wagon there is a casket. In the ring, Fatal looks at the scene in confussin as the lights come on, but the thunder along with the music continues.

Poppi: A casket ...

Jakes: Coming out during Fatal's match ...

Poppi & Fatal: RAGE!!!!!

Fatal also seems to put two and two together, and looks ready to retreat. But the man with the wagon stops right at the bottom of the ramp. Just as the sinal chorus of Sweet Charriot plays ...

Coming forth to carry me ...

*BOOM*

An explosion takes place on the back of the wagon, destroying the casket. After the smoke clears, dressed in black boots, black pants, a black vest, and a black trench stands ...

Poppi: RAGE!! It's RAGE!!

The crowd pop is enough to blow the roof off the building. Fatal stands with his mouth open, looking at RAGE! He turns to retreat, but sees a recoverd BadStar blocking his way! He turns back around, and sees that RAGE is now in the ring! Fatal falls to his knees and begins begging RAGE to leave him alone!

Poppi: All of the mystery around RAGE's disappearance is gone! All that trash Fatal was saying about how he killed RAGE is now going to be dealt with!

RAGE and Badstar stand on either side of Fatal. RAGE nods at Badstar, who then lifts the pleading Fatal to his feet. RAGE has a face of stone. He draws back his fist ... WHAM!!!

Poppi! Wait a minute! Was that on purpose?!

RAGE hits BadStar! Him and Fatal then look at eachother and smile, and start stomping on Badstar! RAGE picks up BadStar, and hits a hard Thug Passion (Edge-O-Cution)!! There is a mixed reaction from the crowd as RAGE and Fatal begin to celebrate in the ring. RAGE calls for a mic.

Jakes: Ha ha! I knew it! All these years RAGE had you people in the palm of his hand, I told you he was a snake!

RAGE smiles at the crowd who still are shocked by his actions, and begin to boo.

RAGE: Shut up you ungrateful pukes! You did this to me! See, the last time I was in the ring, you ungrateful motherfuckas showed me no love. It was that match where Rave pinned his brother, and then became the number one contender for MY championship! Did you people care? No! Did anybody in ... in The Firm care?

*Bigger BOOS/Small Firm's House chant*

RAGE: HELL NO! Nobody gave a DAMN about RAGE! So that's why I decided that RAGE must die! That's right. I recruited one of the nastiest new wrestlers in the game, Fatal. And then me and him came up with a plan to use Fatal TV to show the death of RAGE! Let him become known as the RAGE Killa. Hell, I've been on vacation banging hoes, and going to shows if you know what I'm say'n. Oh, except for the couple of occasions when I swung by to pick up Fatal!

RAGE and Fatal begin laughing in the ring!

Poppi: Damn it! That was RAGE! All those times Fatal escaped The Firm from the arena's in his car and we didn't know who the driver was, it was RAGE!

RAGE: So the old RAGE is dead ... and RAGEavelli is alive!

RAGE takes off the trench coat.

RAGE: I aint down with this gothic bullshit either! All of this was just bells and whistles. No, the next thing on my agenda is to take over TKOW! ... literally ... and destroy what I created ... The Firm!

*Boos from the crowd*

RAGE: Oh, boo, boo, boo! Kiss my a$$! All you people need to know is RAGE is back. RJ Dyson, yo punk a$$ better pack your shit, cause I'm taking over this motherfucka! And if you get in my way ... THAT'S YO A$$!!!

Until Somebody Kills You, by Notorious BIG plays in the ring as RAGE and Fatal join hands.

Poppi: Where do we start Playboy? RAGE is back ... he's become a heel and joined Fatal ... he wants to destroy The Firm ... and he wants to take over TKOW!?

Jakes: A few weeks ago those thoughts would have made me puke Titto! But after seeing RAGEavelli tonight, I'm looking forward to all of those things.

Tito: I?m wonering how The FIRM is taking this?.

Bill: They got served

Tito: Bill??..you are prohibited from saying anything remotely popular again

Bill: can I say its time for The Superkick Challenge

Tito: perhaps?.

Richard Head: Making his way to the ring ... The Kiddddd

"Runnin" by Biggie and 2Pac blares as The Kid enters through the curtains wearing a Yao Ming Rockets jersey. He rools into the ring and cuts his music as he puts a mic to his face.

Kid: Here we are at MegaBowl
Houston, Texas
We got all the world's betters
The lovers and sofa-setters
They wanna lay The Kid out
Ain't no one know anything about
We got Mr. Crimson Knights
Like Barqs, He knows our to bite
I'm trying to stay away from that
He ain't coming near my bat
Stop wasting time
I'm the best of the mimes
So let's get this show on the road
I'm gonna knock him
The fuck out

Kid tosses the mic to Richard Head as he removes his jersey and waits for his opponent in the corner.

Richard Head: Now making his way to the ring ... Leader of the Crimson Knights ... Ghalleon.

As Ghalleon walks out to the entrance ramp, his new Khaos Tron starts up. It starts up with a picture of the Crimson Knights flag waving in the wind, it then fades to a picture of the chateau at sunrise, Falling away from me from Korn then starts up at this time. The Khaos Tron then starts to show clips of some of Ghalleon's past matches and then goes back to the Crimson Knight's flag blowing in the wind with a set of nine people walking in a formation (like on the opening of Justice League) it then goes on playing clips of past Ghalleon matches as the music continues. While this is happing Ghalleon is being accompanied to the ring by Sammy and Hector. Fireworks would then be shot into the air like Kurt Angle's. Ghalleon then enters the ring and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and raises his left arm up into the air. Hector and Sammy then leaves the ring and stands outside at ringside.

Tito: These two are ready to go. Soon only one will be able to stake claim to the Super kick.

Bill: Yeah one of these ass clowns will have to choose a new finisher. I hope the both get knocked out.

In the ring both Ghalleon and The Kid are face to face as the official is going over the rules of the match.

Jerry Turami: Ok boys. This is the Super Kick Challenge. The first wrestler to knock his opponent out with their respective finishing kick and keeps him down for the 10 count will win. Got it

Both Ghalleon and Kid nod and turn to their corners to wait for the bell. As it rings Kid quickly attempts the Sweet Chin Rap only to have Ghalleon duck and come back with an attempt of the Ragnarok. This time Kid ducks and lands Ghalleon with a clothesline.

Tito: Both men going for the finishers early.

Bill: Yeah Tito, this will come down to who ever can hit their finisher first.

Back in the ring, Kid is now working on Ghalleon?s knees as he stomps them into the ground. Kid struts to the corner and starts boasting to the crowd as he waits for Ghalleon to get to his feet.

Tito: Kid?s looking to end this now Bill:

Bill: It?s about time ? Kid will throw this Medieval bastard to the curb in a New York minute.

Tito: I don?t know Bill. Ghalleon must know that Kid is preparing for the kick. In a match like this you must always be ready for it.

As Ghalleon gets back to his feet Kid leaves the corner lefts his right foot for the Sweet Chin Rap but Ghalleon falls back so Kid misses the move. As Kid?s momentum carries him over Ghalleon grabs his left foot and locks in the half Boston crab. He pulls back on the move as Kid screams in pain. Ghalleon lets go of the move after a few minutes and sets up for his own finisher.

Tito: Ghalleon?s watching Kid like a hawk Bill

Bill: More like a vulture Tito. But I have to believe that Kid knows he?s being watched and is ready.

Tito: Perhaps you?re right Bill.

Bill Of course I?m Right ? I?m the Playboy.

The Kid uses the ropes to pull himself up and turns around as Ghalleon attempts the Ragnarok. Kid sees him coming and pulls down the ropes forcing Ghalleon to straddle the ropes. Kid quickly takes advantage by making Ghalleon bounce on the ropes.

Bill: Ha Ghalleon is riding the ropes like he would ride a horse Tito.

Tito: No man can take advantage of this situation because both are trying to land their finishers Bill.

Bill: It?s like I said ? this match will come down to whoever can land that kick first.

As Ghalleon is still bouncing on the ropes Kid runs to the other side and comes back with a cross body which sends both men over the top rope. After several seconds Kid regains his composure and goes to attempt a pile driver but is reversed into a slingshot into the ring post. As Kid wobbles around Ghalleon jumps to his feet and does a quick ragnarok but meets nothing but the iron of the ring post since Kid has already fallen from the pain of the slingshot. Kid crawls to the ring announcer and pushes him out of the way as he grabs a chair and nails Ghalleon with it as he gets up. Ghalleon falls back and is kept up by the ring post and as Kid swings this time is able enough to duck and the chair bounces off the ring post and nails kick in the face. As Kid wobbles back Ghalleon jumps with a fury and clotheslines Kid sending both of them over the barricade and into the crowd. The fight their way back to the concession stand as Ghalleon takes advantage of the match sending Kid?s head first into the pop machine. The Kid uses the ?Popcorn Guy? to steady himself on his own two feet and as Ghalleon attempts another ragnarok ducks and pushes the ?Popcorn Guy? into the kick.

Bill: I think Ghalleon just knocked the ?Popcorn Guy?s? head right off.

Tito: This is what happens when you work for TKOW!

As Ghalleon checks on the ?Popcorn Guy?, Kid readies for the Sweet Chin Rap. Ghalleon helps the guy to his feet and turns around as Kid lifts his right foot. At the last second Ghalleon ducks and Kid hits the ?Popcorn Guy? again. They continue fighting until they reach the backstage area and tumble out into the streets of Houston. They continue punching and kicking each other into the traffic on the busy streets. As traffic stops for the two MegaStars, Kid suplexes Ghalleon onto the hood of one of the cars. He then climbs onto the hood of another car and jumps off with a leg drop across Ghalleon?s throat. He then picks Ghalleon up and throws him head first into one of the windshields which busts Ghalleon wide open. He then poses on the hood letting Ghalleon gain his composure back. As he picks Ghalleon up he swings with a punch but Ghalleon ducks and knocks his hands around Kid?s waist. He then delivers a German suplex unto the top of the car. He picks Kid up and drags him down the other side of the car. Ghalleon takes his time and grabs Kid by his pants and throws him through the back window busting him open as well.

Tito: They have turned this into a street fight Bill.

Bill: Both men are freaks out there. They will never be the same Tito.

Tito: Their coming through the front doors Playboy. Making their way back to the ring.

Both men stagger through the front entrance and fight through the crowd take has conquered to the lobby area. Ghalleon throws Kid head first into the wall and then into the doors that lead to the locker room and backstage areas. In the backstage area they Hoops and Bubba Driver are sniffing Cocaine as Kid stumbles into Bubba Driver. Ghalleon attempts another Ragnarok as Kid ducks and Bubba Driver takes the full effect of the move. Hoops makes his way under a nearby table as Kid crawls through the curtains and to the ringside area. He makes his way to the announce team and takes a drink of Tito?s water. Ghalleon follows him as prepares for his finisher, as Kid ducks and Bill is hit with the kick knocking him out. Kid comes back with his own super kick as Ghalleon ducks and Tito is knocked out by the Sweet Chin Music. Ghalleon grabs Kid landing a vertical suplex onto the ramp and then drags him back to the ring. He rolls him into the ring and goes to a nearby corner to await Kid. Kid recovers and gets to his feet as Ghalleon comes in. Kid lifts his right foot nailing Ghalleon with the Sweet Chin Rap but not before Ghalleon also hit the Ragnarok. Both men fall to the ground as Turami starts the 10 count.

Turami: 1?2?3?

Both men start crawling to the nearest rope to pull them up.

4?5?6?

Both men are now pulling themselves up to their feet

7?8?

Kid has reached his feet

9?

Ghalleon is now to his feet just in time as Kid makes his way over to him. Kid sees Ghalleon laying on the ropes and runs to the other rope to gain some speed. As he returns Ghalleon comes out of no where with a Ragnarok nailing Kid square in the jaw. Kid falls flat on his back as Ghalleon falls back into the ropes holding himself up.]/B\

Turami: 1? 2?3?4?5 *as the crowd counts with him* 6?7?8?9?10

Richard Head: And the winnnerrrrr of the Superrrr Kick Challenge ? Ghalleonnn.

Tito: now the Kid has to go to the back and figure out a new finisher

Bill: I got one for him

Tito: whats that?

Bill: The ?pass-ouy?

Tito: bill??.

Bill: ?Blinded by Bush?

Tito: enough bill

Bill: fine?..bitch

Tito: Ok everyone, We're ready for our next match.

Bill: Yeah Tito, the build up for this one has been crazy. Ever sense Chief turned his back on his former allies and joined the crimson Knights it had driven Hardcore Al and Rotton Treats over the edge.

The lights go off as "Psycho by Disturbed" and Rotton Treats makes his way onto the ramp way.

Richard Head: Making his way to the ring ... hailing from Toronto, Canada ... Rotton Treatssssss.

Rotten Treats slowing walks down the rampway holding a human skull. He stops several times to try and get the crowd to touch his skull. He rolls into the ring and sits in the corner worshipping the skull.

Richard Head: Now coming to the ring. Also hailing from Toronto, Canada ... Hardccccore Al

As Rotten Treats sits in the corner the ringposts explode and Rotten Treats jumps away from the flames. The sides of the rampway light up in flames as Hardcore Al and rap group Classified step through the curtains. The beat to Hardcore Al's new theme music hits as the group starts rapping the lyrics.

Hardcore Al: They wanna judge, Class, and tell lies too!

Verse 1
Walk in a room with my hands on my side, head raised
All this gossip and talking reminds me of my WebPage
Y'all people give me headaches, it's hard to keep my headstraight
It's like trying to go up but held down by deadweight
Walk on land, stay interesting
9 albums dropped and I can't play an instrument
a lot of people wanna say I'm cheap as fuck
why, cause I spend my money on my beats and cuts
y'all peeps speak too much
matter of fact, y'all peeps can eat these two nuts and still peep my new stuff
I ain't too ashamed
I'll say what's on my mental
Trying to quit my job and make a living off my pencil
But sometimes
People like to open up their mouth
Put their nose in my business, kid y'all need a life
Since the first day my mom taught me how to read and write
I?ve been spreading my vocab to the land like Jesus Christ
believe the hype, ah yo I?m dope when I speak on mics
and when I smoke, pass the paper I don't need a pipe
trust me kid, I?m ending all my nemesis (but class)
I?ll cut you off in the middle of your sentences

Chorus
ah damn, anotha mothafucker up n here
running his mouth and putting shit in your ear
ah damn, and I ain't trying to hear what you?re saying
stop with the gossip cause it ain't entertaining
ah damn, every time you say my name
try to spread lies through the game
say what you want I won't change

they wanna judge, class, and tell lies too!
And you can believe me
Because I never lie
And I?m always right, so wake up!!!


Verse 2
call me a pasty white kid, whatever, I ain't concerned
I can't sun tan I?m too hot, I burn
and if I drop I?ll return with the status that I left
yea this is a game and I?m glad their ain't a ref
cause I'll break rules
take fools for their money and their fake jewels
ah you something?s never change
and I put in work more ways then one ask your lady
you still wanna talk acting like class is lazy
I?m like a bum with no legs, I can't stand working
but I'll write through the night till my right hands hurting
strike like lightning and kill all the nonsense
son just be honest you never were a profit
now stop it
why you wanna rhyme like you deep now
I tried to listen but your putting me to sleep pal
I?m flowing better when I freestyle, listen to me speak now
impress your female and keep it on the DL, shhhhhh
somethings are better unsaid
your whole rhyme book is better left unread
And I ain't trying to turn this to a battle track
But I gotta handle cats, who attempt to battle back

Chorus
ah damn, anotha mothafucker up n here
running his mouth and putting shit in your ear
ah damn, and I ain't trying to hear what you?re saying
stop with the gossip cause it ain't entertaining
ah damn, every time you say my name
try to spread lies through the game
say what you want I won't change

they wanna judge, class, and tell lies too!
Taking care of business yea without no doubt class
Making people understand, What?s going on
Making people understand, What?s going on

Chorus
ah damn, anotha mothafucker up n here
running his mouth and putting shit in your ear
ah damn, and I ain't trying to hear what you?re saying
stop with the gossip cause it ain't entertaining
ah damn, every time you say my name
try to spread lies through the game
say what you want I won't change

they wanna judge, class, and tell lies too!

Al rolls into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring flipping the bird as more explosions come from the ringposts.

"Raining Blood" by Slayer hits the soundwaves as the Crow makes his way through the curtain.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... The Crowwwww

Crow stands at the top of the ramp and puts out his hands. All of a sudden Thousands of crows come through the curtains and fly through out the arena. After several minutes Crow blows a whistle and every crow leaves back through the curtains as a live feed of Slayer comes on the MegaTron and they sing their song "Raining Blood"

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition

The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away

Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood

Crow finally makes his way down to the ring. and waits to enter.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Chieeeeeefffff

Instead of Chief coming through the Curtain, Incubus makes there way out and gets ready to play some music.
They start to play the beginning chords of Starseed by our lady peace as Chief comes through the curtain and gives Brandon a hand pound. Brandon puts the mic to his mouth and starts;

I let go of the world that was holding
A passenger that could not fly
In search of souls
Souls in search of something
Let it go
Let it slide

When I find out what went on
I?ll bring it back
It won?t be easy
They won?t believe how a man
He could drown
In a starseed

I hoped to find why this world wasn?t glowing
Glowing it darkens as we end this ride
I?ve fallen back under the equator
I?m back inside I?m back inside

When I find out what went on
I?ll bring it back but it won?t be easy
They won?t believe the man he could
But I?d choose starseed over nothing
Nothing

As they end Chief runs to the ring and slides into the ring. Instantly he crossbodies Rotten Treats over the top rope as official Troy Thibault calls for the bell to ring. Al turns and is met with a big boot from Crow who proceeds to pick Al up and throw him over the top rope into the arms of both Chief. Chief then slams Al's back into the ringpost a few times and rolls him back into the ring. He then calls Crow to the outside as they double team Treats. Chief prepares for a slingshot as Crow gets in a three-point stance. As Chief slingshots Treats, he flys straight into a clothesline from Crow. As both Chief and Crow stand up to go after Treats again, Al has regained his strengh and makes his way to the top rope. He flys through the air as the cameras snap and hits both Crow and Chief with front flip clothesline. He then helps Treats up and positions Chief and Crow on opposite sides of the spanish announce table. Both of them head to opposite corners and jump into flying elbow drops both landing it through the table.

Crowd: Holy Shit ... Holy Shit ... Holy Shit *chant*

Tito: Oh my god ... it looks like hell at ringside.

Bill: Yeah Tito, Treats and Al are working well tonight.

Treats goes to pick up Chief but is met with a low blow and a quick ddt. Chief then rolls Treats into the ring as Al throws Crow into the ringpost and rolls in after Chief. He dropkicks the back of Chief as he falls forward into a spear from Treats. Crow then enters the ring and attempts a big boot into Al who ducks as the official stands behind him as he is introduced to Crow's foot. Crow is then speared by Treats. Both Treats and Al roll to the outside. Treats grabs a garbage can from under the ring as Al slides a table into the ring. Al the grabs a second table and slides that into the ring as well. Al sets up table one as Treats picks up the garbage can and places it unto Crow's head. Treats holds Crow still as Al walks to the corner and hits the superkick denting the garbage can into Crow's face. They then place Crow unto the table as Chief runs out of the ring as achieves a chair. Treats jumps to the top rope as jumps into a frog splash putting Crow and himself through the table. As this is happening Chief places the chair unto the corner and does a running bulldog to Al. He then picks Al up and places him on his shoulder landing the snake eyes into the chair busting Al open. He then sets up the other table and sets Treats on the top rope following him up. He puts Treats into position and jumps into "The End (Top Rope Rock Bottom)" through the table. He goes for the pin but the official is still down. He attempts to revive the referee as Crow and Al start to get up. Crow removes the garbage can from his head to reveal a crimson mask. He bounces off the ropes as attempts another bigboot to Al as Al ducks and Crow ends up straddling the ropes. Al's climbs the ropes where Crow is straddling and prepares for "The Bomb" (Top Rope Angle Slam). He hits "The Bomb." The official is now up as Al goes for the pin fall.

Troy Thibault: 1...2...

Chief goes to stop the pin as he is stopped by a clothesline from Treats

Troy Thibault: 3

Tito: Crow has been eliminated from this match Bill.

Bill: A bloody Crow at that. This match has been crazy thus far and now Chief has to deal with both his former partners by himself.

As the official is attempting to roll Crow out of the ring, Chief picks up the chair in the corner and nails Al in the head with the chair and he walks towards Treats as he stands up. He tosses Treats the chair and falls to the ground as the referee turns around to see Treats holding the chair and Chief laying on the ground. He calls for a DQ eliminating Rotton Treats in the process. He forces Treats out of the ring as Chief makes his way to his feet. Treats re-enters the ring and tosses the chair back to Chief and delivers a Vandaminator. He then makes his way to the back as more officials come to ringside to offer help.

Bill: That was a smart move by Chief. He just evened the odds.

Tito: But Rotten Treats didn't leave the ring without causing more damage to Chief. Ladies and Gentlemen. It's now down to the former friends ... Chief and Hardcore Al.

Bill: There's no love between these two Tito.

Tito: Not at all Bill ... not at all.

As Rotten Treats is led to the back both Chief and Al are recovering. Al makes his way to the corner as Chief is using the ropes to make his way to his feet. Chief stumbles backwards as Al prepares for the superkick and Chief turns around right into the move. Al falls on top for the cover as the official makes the count.

1 ... 2 ...
Tito: Chief is still alive

Al gets frustrated and picks Chief up to his feet and backs up for another superkick but this time Chief ducks and wraps his arms around Al as he hits a german suplex. He then places Al into the sugerhold as Al screams in pain. After several minutes Al is able to reach the ropes and the official forces Chief to let go of the move. Chief instantly throws Al into the corner and places him on the top rope. He sets Al up and hits "The End." He goes for the pin as the official falls to the mat.

1...2..
kickout

[b]Chief gets back on the offence and throws Al shoulder first into the ringpost and then punches the cut on his head until Al bleeds more. He moves to the corner and removes the padding and picks Al up on his shoulder. He goes for the snake eyes again but this time Al reverses it and Chief is sent head first into the bare corner and then turns around into a knee from Al. Chief falls to the ground as the blood starts to pour. This time Al picks Chief up and sends him into the corner. He places Chief on the top rope and delivers "The Bomb." He goes for the pin as the official falls to the mat.

1...2..
Kickout

[b]Al gets up frustrated again and storms to the corner, jumping to the top and preparing for a flying headbutt as Chief rolls out of the way. He places a arm on Al

1...2.
Kickout

[b]Chief picks Al up and sets him up for a powerbomb but as Al gets in the air he punches Chief in the head a few times and both men fall over the top rope. Al lands ackwardly on his knee and Chief is able to put Al in the half boston crab on the outside. Al taps to the pain but the official advises Chief that the match can't end on the outside. Chief rolls Al into the ring follows him in. He grabs Al's leg and places him back into the half boston crab. As Al prepares to tap, Chief lets go of the move due to blood loss. Al makes his way to his one good leg and falls forward into the arms of Chief as he connects a sleeper hold to Al. Al bounces on one foot trying to stay standing. He bounces toward the ropes and jumps up, using his one good leg to push off the top rope and flip over onto Chief.

1...2...3

Tito: It's over Bill ... Al has pulled it off and beat his former ally.

Bill: Look Tito ... Chief is helping Al to his feet.

Tito: What a display of sportsmanship by Chief.

[b]In the ring Chief extends his hand to Al as Al accepts his hand and give each other a hand pound. As Al turns to leave the ring Chief kicks him in the balls and puts a hurt Al back into the half boston crab. He pulls Als leg back bending Al in half until more officials come out to stop Chief. Chief chases them away as he picks up a chair and beats Al with it, he places it on Al's face and runs to the ropes delivering the atomic legdrop unto Al's face. the officials finally stop Chief and a place Al onto a stretcher as Chief celebrates in the ring and Starseed plays throughout the arena.

Tito: Al may have won the match?.

Bill: but he just got fucked up

Tito:badly

Bill: Looks like we wont be seeing Al for awhile, just like Twister

[TKOW Board]

Tito Poppi: Here it is Bill, one of the most highly anticipated matches of MegaBowl.

Bill Jakes: Ummm...why? Both of these guys are horrible!

Tito Poppi: My god Bill...can you not be serious ever?

Bill Jakes: OK, well they don't SUCK but I don't like either one...You got Eminem in black-face going head to head with Rob Zombie's gay leather-boy...why should I be impressed?

Tito Poppi: Maybe, Bill, if you'd pull your head out of your ass you'd realise that this is a TEXAS BULLROPE MATCH for the UC Title!!!!

Bill Jakes: Bah....whatever Taco...just skip to the action.

Tito Poppi: Here's we go ladies and gentlemen...The object in this matchup is for either one of the competitors to drag the other to each turnbuckle and tag them in sequence...if they only reach two or ever three before being put down it doesn't count until all four posts have been reached. Let's get to the ring as "Dick" Head our ring announcer introduces the competitors.

The camera switches to inside the ring as Richard Head making an obviously angry face towards the announce booth holds up his microphone and begins to speak.

Richard Head: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is a Texas Bullrope match for the TKOW! Ultimate Chaos Title. There is no time limit and the competitors much touch all four corners in order to win. And now...The challenger...G-G-G-G-G

Bill Jakes: What the hell?

Tito Poppi: What!?

Bill Jakes: Is he having an epi? Why is he studdering like that?

Tito Poppi: I think it's part of his entrance...G-Unit requested it.

Richard Head: G-G-G-G uNIT!!!!!!!!!

Trilville's "Get On My Level" begins to play over the sound system. G-Unit comes rushing out to the delite of the fans. He gets in the ring and works the crowd. The fans cheer G-Unit on as he climbs the turnbuckles and flexes his stuff.

Richard Head: And his opponent, the TKOW! Ultimate Chaos champion....DUSTIN HUGHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adema's "Co-Dependent" begins to thump over the arena speakers as Dustin Hughes emerges from the back with the UC Title slung over his shoulder. He proudly stop on the ramp and points to G-Unit and then points to the ground as he laughs. The fans cheer him on as he slides into the ring and holds the title up in the air for all to see.

Bill Jakes: Wait, isn't Twister the UC Champ? Who the hell is this guy?

Tito Poppi: Ummm...just watch the match.

Referee Randall Bishop secures the bullrope around both men's wrists and makes them go to separate sides. He then speaks to them and signals for the opening bell.

DING! DING!

Hughes and Unit pace around the ring a few times eyeing each other before finally connecting with a vicious collar-and-elbow tie-up. Hughes gains the early advantage by pulling Unit into a side headlock. Before Hughes can apply any more offence Unit reverses the hold into a hammerlock as Hughes wretches in pain. Hughes then falls to the ground and does a forward roll, then a backwards roll loosening the tension on his arm and reversing into an arm lock on Unit. Unit and Hughes remain in a struggle over the arm lock until Hughes sweeps Unit's legs sending him crashing down to the mat.

Tito Poppi: Wow, some fast paced technical wrestling out of these kids already. It's good to see that in such young competitors.

Bill Jakes: Well, yeah, I guess you're right...but G-Unit is still as white as Frosty The Snowman's ass.

Tito Poppi: I won't argue with you on that one...to quote "Hoops" Jackson, that is one Stone-Cold cracka mamajama!

Bill Jakes: If "Hoops" said it, it MUST be true.

Unit now has the advantage with HUghes in the corner. Unit tags the tunbuckle and then kicks Hughes in the gut hard. Unit then grabs him and sends him flying into the opposite corner. Unit runs in for a splash but Hughes ducks down sending Unit's face into the turnbuckle...Unit takes a few cross-eyed steps then falls down. The fans roar as both men are on the canvass. Hughes makes his way to his feet and begins choking the life out of G-Unit with the bullrope. The referee admonishes Hughes and makes him relinquish the hold. Hughes then delivers a scoop slam to Unit. G-Unit hits the canvass hard bridging up while holding his back in pain. Hughes then pulls Unit to the corners tagging them 1...2... G-Unit comes to his senses and realises he is loosing. He quickly throws an elbow to the side of the champ's head.

Bill Jakes: Quick thinking by G-Unit there...he used a simple but effective manuever to change the momentum of the match and keep Hughes from Hulking...errrr Clenching the victory right there.

Tito Poppi: ...

Bill Jakes: What?

Tito Poppi: Did you just make another Clench joke?

Bill Jakes: I don't know what you mean....BROTHER!!!!!!

Tito Poppi: My dear lord.....

G-Unit pulls Dustin Hughes to the corner by the hair of the head and hops up onto the top turnbuckle...he then put him in a facelock and delivers a top-rope DDT.

Tito Poppi: Niiiiiiiiiice move by the competitor.

Bill Jakes: He mustah said his prayers and taken his vitamins before the match.

Tito Poppi: ...

Dustin Hughes is laying on his back on the mat breathing heavily. G-Unit appeals to the crowd by going...G-G-G-G-uNIT! and then dropping an elbow across Hughes' chest. Hughes rolls over on his side and grabs his chest in pain as G-Unit gets to his feet and pulls him up for a snap suplex. Hughes hits the ground hard but gets up quickly with a surge of power to catch G-Unit with a vicious Lariat as he turns around from working the crowd.

Bill Jakes: My GOD! That hurt ME!

Tito Poppi: Both men are down!!!

Hughes pulls himself onto all fours and is breathing heavily as G-Unit lays on his back also gasping looking towards the ceiling with a glassy stare. The referee checks both men before allowing them to continue. Unit rolls onto his stomach as Hughes pulls himself up by the ring ropes. As Unit makes it to all fours Hughes kicks him in the gut and send him rolling.

Tito Poppi: What a vicious kick by the champion Dustin Hughes!

Hughes follows him in with a double axe-handle followed by repeated elbow drops. He then pulls G-Unit to his feet and delivers a snap-mare takedown into a side-headlock. Hughes rings Unit?s neck a few times before Unit powers to his feet and begins to thrust his elbow into Hughes? stomach, breaking the hold. G-Unit then delivers a thunderous chop across Dustin Hughes? chest inciting the crowd to scream ?WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!? Hughes falls to the ground and G-Unit begins using the bullrope to burn Hughes? face.

Bill Jakes: Well, what he lacks in afro centrism, G-Unit more than makes up for in ring psychology?those rope burns are gonna stay with Hughes throughout the match causing him pain. Good veteran move from the rookie G-Unit.

Tito Poppi: You said it Bill, Dustin Hughes is gonna have to launch a comeback soon or he can kiss his precious UC Title goodbye.

Hughes, in a feat of resurgent strength, manages to catch G-Unit in a toe-hold causing him to fall to the mat. Hughes then quickly mounts him and locks in an STF on him. G-Unit is screaming with pain and tapping the mat repeatedly.

Tito Poppi: Well, if this were any normal match we?d have a winner at this point.

Bill Jakes: Yeah, G-Unit is kinda screwed right now, he?s tapping out but there?s no way to win via submission in this kinda match?the show must go on!

After a few moments Hughes releases the hold as G-Unit lays motionless on the canvass. Hughes then begins pulling him from corner to corner. 1 turnbuckle?.2 turnbuckles?..3 turnbuckles?.4 NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! G-Unit pulls Hughes towards him with his end of the bullrope and clotheslines the HELL out of him. Hughes is down as well as G-Unit. Both men lay on their back breathing heavily from their exhaustive efforts.

Bill Jakes: Wow, this is truly a physically demanding match. Both men look like they?ve been forced to watch the Chyna Playboy DVD.

Tito Poppi: Only with less fear and repulsion on their faces.

Bill Jakes: Yeah?I?d still hit that though.

Tito Poppi: I bet you would Bill?I bet you would.

Bill Jakes: What? You saying you wouldn?t hit Chyna?

Tito Poppi: No, I would?only It would be with my car.

Bill Jakes: Poppi?you?re a Wildman!!!!

G-Unit make sit to his feet first and wraps the bullrope around Dustin Hughes? feet? he then drags him from turnbuckle to turnbuckle?.1??.2??..3??..Dustin grabs the bullrope and sweeps G-Unit?s legs out from under him with it. Dustin leaps over Unit?s body and lock him in with a headlock. G-Unit struggles and then quickly grabs him with a head scissors, Hughes wiggles his way out and clotheslines G-Unit as he makes it to his feet. Dustin Hughes then begins to stomp G-Unit?s head repeatedly with his boot opening G-Unit?s forehead with thick red blood.

Tito Poppi: My GOD! He?s trying to KILL him now!!!

Bill Jakes: Well Tito this match means a lot to Dustin Hughes?the belt is on the line as well as bragging rights.

Hughes stands up and looks to the crowd as he wipes the sweat from his face. G-Unit rolls on the ground trying to get away from Hughes but Hughes pulls him in by the bullrope and delivers a vicious lariat. G-Unit is on all fours trying to make it to his feet. Hughes then climbs the top rope and comes down across the back of G-Unit?s head with his knee. G-Unit rolls out of the way causing Hughes to land hard on the matt on his knee. Hughes grabs his knee and rolls over with a painful cry.

Bill Jakes: It?s moves like those that can change the course of an entire match.

Tito Poppi: That?s why they call them high risk maneuvers.

Bill Jakes: Just like a date with Extreme Killer Phil?s mom?not worth the chance you take for what you get.

Tito Poppi: HaHaHaHa!

G-Unit grabs Hughes by his hair and begins to hit him in the face repeatedly?He then removes one of the turnbuckle covers revealing it?s metal interior. He takes Hughes? face and beats it into the turnbuckle until it?s pouring blood. G-Unit then nails him with a turnbuckle kick-off bulldog.

Tito Poppi: Both men busted wide open in this match.

G-Unit takes Hughes off the mat and nails him with a snap suplex. Hughes? body twitches a little bit as it lies on the mat but he doesn?t move any more. G-Unit works the crowd and laughs as he knows that Dustin Hughes? reign as Ultimate Chaos champion is about to be no more. G-Unit runs to the ropes and drops and elbow across Dustin Hughes? chest as his body flinches but then remains motionless.

Bill Jakes: Holy Shit!!!! I think Hughes is out COLD!!!!!

Tito Poppi: Well, all G-Unit has to do now is pull him to all four corners and he?s the new TKOW! Ultimate Chaos Champion.

Bill Jakes: Yeah, which at this point should be as easy as getting a date with your mom Poppi!

Tito Poppi: Not the right time Jakes?.not the right time.

G-Unit smiles through his blood soaked face and wraps the bullrope around his wrist more securely and begins to pull Hughes? limp body from turnbuckle to turnbuckle?.

1??


2??


3??


4NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dustin Hughes grabs the bullrope and wraps it around G-Unit?s neck and then throws him over the top rope hanging him. G-Unit?s feet and legs are kicking feverishly trying to find some source of footing while Dustin Hughes pulls on the rope cutting off G-Unit?s oxygen supply. The referee demands Hughes to pull Unit back over but is shoved sideways by Hughes. G-Unit?s body stops moving as Dustin Hughes pulls him over the top rope. G-Unit?s body collapses on the matt with a loud thud and his lays motionless.

Tito Poppi: We need to get some paramedics down there immediately G-Unit might be seriously injured.

Bill Jakes: Bah! It?s all part of the business Poppi. This isn?t flag football?this is wrestling?Total KHAOS Wrestling!

Tito Poppi: Well that definitely sums up this match as a whole?nothing but Chaos through and through.

Dustin Hughes triumphantly walks slowly as he waves to his fans to each turnbuckle.

1?.



2?.




3?.


Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!! G-Unit catches him in the gut with a karate kick. G-Unit then nails him with a massive uppercut sending him into turnbuckle #4. The referee immediately calls for the bell to the confusion of both Dustin Hughes and G-Unit!

G-Unit goes into a fury and begins to beat the living hell out of Dustin Hughes who is barely able to stand. G-Unit grabs the UC Title belt and beats Hughes in the head with it until he collapses.


Tito Poppi: My god G-Unit?s gone BALLISTIC!!!!

Bill Jakes: Can you BLAME him!!!??? He was ROBBED!!!! He knocked Hughes into that last turnbuckle!!!! Hughes never tagged it!!!!

Tito Poppi: That may be Bill but he has no right to take it out on Dustin Hughes!!!


G-Unit then dives outside and demands the bullrope to be removed upon which he anchours it around the ring post and Hughes neck and begins choking him. The ring-side crew begin ringing the bell furiously as the crowd boos G-Unit?s childish behaviour. Several referees run out and pull G-Unit off of the rope releasing Hughes, before he can choke him to death.

Tito Poppi: G-Unit had no right to try to end Hughes? life. That was COMPLETELY uncalled for!

Bill Jakes: Say what you want Poppi, Hughes had it coming to him?you don?t mess with the Unit!!!!!


While they are trying to check on Hughes G-Unit holds the UC title belt up to the crowd and points at himself loudly screaming it belongs to him. When the referees notice G-Unit with the belt he takes off backstage before they can pursue.

Bill Jakes: HAHAHA!!!! Now THAT is how you get a belt in TKOW!

Tito Poppi: Somebody?..Somebody stop him!!!!!

Bill: maybe G-Unit has some black in him after all, he gets hung by a white man, then steals the gold from the white man, especially when the white man ?inherited? the gold

Tito: This next match should be big Bill ? there?s a lot of history here.

Bill: Clench ? Sadler ? D-Matic. I don?t see what all the excitement is

Tito: Well Bill I wouldn?t underestimate the talent of any of these guys.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ? Hailing from Ipswich Town, England ? David Sadlerrrrrrrrr

A firework shoots off from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out completely. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. The first cords My Way by Limp Bizkit of hits and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by Announcer calls ? Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 211 pounds from Ipswich England the one known as the sadistic one David Sadler!? . He slides into the rings slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out in a raven style fashion as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out.

Richard Head: Now coming to the ring ? Clenchhhhh

The lights go out as the MegaTron spells out C.L.E.N.C.H. and the words Areeeeeeeeee you Readdddddyyy are screamed out as Wu-Tang Clan - "Bring the Ruckus" hits the arena. White and Navy blue Pyro ignite the stage like Christian?s pyro then Clench makes his way onto the stage then pyro starts coming from the lighting of the arena then Nave Blue and white pyro erupts from the ring posts like Kane?s.

Clench rolls into the ring and gets into David Sadler?s face screaming various obscenities at each other. Clench steps away and poses on the top corners as Richard Head lifts the mic back to his mouth. Before he can speak, he is informed of something by the ring crew. As both Clench and David Sadler lean in to listen to what is being said.

Richard Head: Ladies and Gentleman ? it appears that this match in now a one fall singles match. Now introducing the special guest referee ? D-Maticccccc

Incubus returns to the soundstage and set up to play. Brandon Boyd steps up: Folks ? Holla for my boy ? D-Matic

The band cranks into ?Still Not A Player? as performance footage of Big Pun plays on the MegaTron. D-Matic steps through the curtains wearing referee strips and grooves with Incubus a little before making his way to the ring. Vega follows him out and returns to the announce table

Brandon:Up In the hot tub, poppin bubb-ly
spot love, Punish me
But it don't stop, watch the Pun get wicked
When I (stick it) even Luke be like "Don't stop, get it get it"

I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But Big Punisher, still got what you're lookin for
Uptown baby, uptown
I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But you know Big Punisher still down behind
Who's down to crush a lot

Hey yo I'm still not a playa but you still a hater
Elevator to the top hah, see you later, I'm gone
Penthouse suite, Penthouse freaks
In house beach, french countesse, ten thou piece
Rent-out lease, with a option to buy
Coppin a five-oh Benz for when I'm not, far up in the sky
Puffin the lye, from my Twinzito
Up in the Benzito with my kiko from Queens, nicknamed Perico
We go back like PA's and wearin PJ's
Now we reach the peakage, runnin trains for three days
Who wanna ride it won't cost you a dollar
Whether soft or harder of course you still gonna holla
My my, I'm big huh, I rip my, through your
I'm sick, you couldn't measure my, with six rulers
Hold up, chula, I'm all about gettin loot
But I knock that boot, if you out to get HOOF

I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But Big Punisher, still got what you're lookin for
Uptown baby, uptown
I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But you know Big Pun and brock still down behind
Who's down to crush tonight

I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But you know Big Pun and brock still down behind
Who's down to crush tonight

I love from butter pecan to blackberry molass'
I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of the
Long as you show class, and pass my test
Fat, highly intelligent bachlorettes
That's the best, I won't settle for less
I wanna get a brunette, with unforgettable sex
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat
We can park the Jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the
It's hard to creep since I found Joe
Every pretty round brown, wanna go down low
But this Boogie Down pro-fessional, I'ma let you know
Once I quit the blows, get your clothes, cause you got to go
I could go downstairs, little brown hairs everywhere
"You nasty brock!" I don't care
Round here they call me Big Pun, if you with the big guns
Take time, known to make a chick

Up In the hot tub, poppin bubb-ly
Rubbin your spot love, got you screamin Punish me
But it don't stop, watch the Pun get wicked
When I (stick it) even Luke be like "Don't stop, get it get it"
(repeat 2X)

I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But Big Punisher, still got what you're lookin for
Uptown baby, uptown
I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot
But you know Big Pun and brock still down behind

D-Matic rolls into the ring and instantly calls for the bell. Both Clench and Sadler yell at him before finally locking up in the center of the ring. Sadler gains the advantage and leads Clench into the corner. He begins punching Clench in the head as D starts the 5 count

D-Matic: 1?2?3?4

Sadler releases his hold on Clench.

Tito: Vega, why is D-matic refereeing the match instead of participating in it

Vega: Vixon is here and granted D a favor by making him Ref

Bill: it?s because he?s afraid of Sadler

Vega: it?s because D Matic has already proven he can beat these clowns on any given night, why should he waste his time with these fools

Clench storms at Sadler and walks into a drop toe hold from Sadler. Sadler remains in control by delivering an elbow drop to the back of Clench?s head and putting him in a headlock. D checks for a choke and finds that there is none. He then checks to see if Clench is ready to quit. Clench refuses to quit and makes his way back to his feet. He lifts Sadler up and delivers a back suplex.

Tito: nice counter from Clench

Bill: I wonder if he?s going to Clench Up anytime soon

Vega: hopefully not, if he does D will have to kick his ass

This allows Clench to work his way back up and deliver a clothesline to Sadler. Each time Sadler gets back up Clench hits him with another clothesline until finally Sadler stays down. Clench hobbles to the top rope and gets ready to jump until Sadler meets him there and throws his across the ring. Clench makes his way to the ropes and Sadler clothelines him over the top rope and follows him out. He slams Clench into the ring post as D starts the 10 count.

D-Matic: 1?2?3

Vega: D-Matic would love to make both of them lose

Sadler goes to throw Clench into the ring steps but this time Clench reverses it and sends Sadler straight into them.

Tito: what impact!!

D-Matic: ?4?5?6

Clench rolls in and out of the ring to break the count and then picks Sadler up, slamming his back into the guardrail.

D-Matic: 1?2?3?4

Clench climbs unto the apron and goes to spear Sadler, but at the last moment Sadler moves out of the way and Clench jumps right into the guardrail.

D-Matic: ?5?6?7?8

Sadler picks Clench up and rolls him into the ring. He follows suite and covers Clench for the first pin of the match.

D-Match: 1?2..

Kickout

Sadler stays on the attack, dropping numerous knee drops into Clench?s back. He then picks Clench up and goes for a german suplex pin.

D-Matic: 1?2..

Kickout

Sadler kicks Clench while he is down and then picks him up and throws him to the ropes. As Clench returns, Sadler locks in a sleeper and puts the pressure on. Before D even has the chance to check the arms Clench reverses the hold into a back drop and goes for the cover.

D-Matic: 1..

Kickout

Bill: Clenchamania isn?t enough to stop the New Bloods

Clench stays on the offense and lands an elbow drop off the middle rope. He goes for a figure four as Sadler kicks him into the ropes and as Clench returns Sadler rolls him up as D-Matic quickly gets down for the count.

D-Matic: 1?2..

Kickout

Sadler picks Clench up and goes to clothesline Clench, but in the nick of time he ducks and kicks Sadler in the stomach setting up the ?Slipping Away.? Sadler flips Clench as he leans on the ropes for leverage. As Clench gets up, Sadler runs at him and hits ?Templier Hall.? He falls onto Clench for the cover.

D-Matic: 1?2..

Kickout

Sadler gets up with an amazed look on his face as Clench starts to get to his feet. Sadler jumps to the tope rope and goes for a flying clothesline as Clench reverses the move and clamps in a crossface. Sadler screams in pain as D gets in his face seeing if he is going to tap. Sadler flaps along the ground trying to get to the ropes. Eventually he reaches the bottom rope as D-Matic starts the 5-count.

D-Matic: 1?2?3?4..

Clench lets go and picks Sadler up. He positions Sadler for a powerbomb, but as Sadler is in the air he is able to reverse the move into the ?Closing Time.? He goes for the pin.

D-Matic: 1?2..

Kickout

Tito: Incrdible, I can?t believe Clench Kicked out

Bill: did you expect the clenchster to lay down?

Sadler picks Clench up and delivers another ?Closing Time.? He falls on top of Clench for another pin fall attempt.

D-Matic: 1?2..

Kickout

This time Sadler gets up aggravated and quickly delivers a third ?Closing Time.? Instead of going for a pin he picks Clench up and throws him into the ropes. He follows in and places Clench on the top rope and climbs up himself. He looks behind him and then jumps into a top rope ?Closing Time.? He hooks the leg as D-Matic falls for the pin.

D-Matic: 1?2?3

?My Way? by Limp Bizkit plays

Richard Head: And your winnerrrr ? David Sadlerrrrrrr.

Sadler trys to get D to raise his hand but D laughs at Sadler and slides out of the ring, he walks to the back, turned facing the ring so that he can mock Sadler and Clench on his way out

Vega: oh shit

Bill: It?s Samhain!!

Dmatic backs into Samhain, who wastes no time to give D-Matic the Deliverance on the ramp

Vega: ha ha

Tito: your laughing cos your boy D-Matic just got pasted

Vega: dickhead deserves it, but Samhain will pay for his actions against The FIRM tonight

Bill: isn?t it about time for you to leave

Vega: actually it isn?t, Legend?s match is next

Tito: actually, we are about to switch over to the House of Horrors Match

Vega: But Legend and Khaos are going it after that right?

Tito: correct

Vega :well, in that case I?ll stay here and wait it out

The two are now at the second story of the house?..both are soaked in blood, their own, and their brothers, and they are both limping badly.Gideon leans against a dining room chair, onslaught against a refridgerator

Tito: these two have been going at it since the start of the show Bill

Vega: that?s almost 3 hours now Tito

Bill: did you expect anything less?

Gideon regains footing and swings the chair, crashing against Onslaughts head, he collapses to the ground and Gideon begins beating him with a chair

Gideon: It?s almost over Micah, soon you?ll be dead again, and this time you?ll stay that way

Gideon pulls a meat cleaver from a knife rack, onslaught picks up a fire extinguisher

Bill: I see Gideon has graduated from attacking people with butter knives to something that will get the job done

onslaught sprays the white fog into the air, clouding up the room

Bill: I can?t see a thing Tito

Vega: are you looking into your pants Bill

Bill: no, but you are

Vega: even if I would lower myself to touching you I?m absolutely positive you don?t have anything down there

Bill:bullshit

Vega: remember the Firm vs Damage Inc tag match Bill, where you were in your underwear

Bill: that never happened

Tito: yes it did, The FIRM won the Ultimate Stable Award when Legend pinned Twister

Bill: because Vega pulled Legend ontop of twister

Vega: so you DO remember that match, and how empty your underpants looked

Bill: at least I didn?t leave the original Mass Khaos with Bret Hart

The room has cleared?the back of onslaught can be seen in a doorway across the room, camera feed switches rooms

Tito: let?s see what they?re doing?

Bill: playing cards smartass

Onslaught is slamming gideons head into the side of a toilet, the throws his head intot he bowl

Bill: swirly time

Vega: in that old musty house

Bill: the house isn?t THAT old

Vega: bullshit lets take a look at it

Gideon Kicks Slaught in the balls and leaps up for a neckbreaker as the camera feed switches to show the outside of the house

Vega: see this house was made way back around the civil war..

Tito: then why is their a toilet in the house

Bill: and a refridgerator

Vega: I just said the house was old and had been unihabited for awhile, I have no idea how long, 10 maybe 20 years, they had toi?..

Vega is cut off as the house explodes in a giant ball of fire

Tito: HOLY SHIT!!!

there is sudden silence across the arena as they watch the smoldering house on the Megatron

Vega: I guess the Onslaught/Gideon fued is over once and for all

Bill: They both deserved it

Tito: maybe so Bill, but that?s not a nice thing to say

Bill: like you don?t say anything out of line to me

Vega: I don?t

Bill: oh bullshit

RJ Dyson appears on the Megatron

RJ: despite that little ?Accident? at the house of Horrors Match, the show must go on,

The screen flickers to black

Vega: something seems a little fishy about that explosion

Bill: yes it does

Poppi: This next match has a lot of history guys.

Jakes: Yeah, a history of Khaos jobbing to Legend only to put his company over. Now Khaos means business, which means a ass whooping for Legend.

Vega: Hold on there Fatty! Legend doesn't need anybody to job for him! We're talking about a past Custom Champ, Tag Champ, and World Champ here. It's Khaos that's going to get an ass whooping from a true champion.

Poppi: Well I think both men are going to give it their all in this one of a kind gruge match. Let me explain this match to the folks at home again.

As Tito talks, the camera shows the workers fast at work preparing the ring.

Tito: The cage is pretty much set up the same as always. The only difference is the fencing has been twisted over with barbwire. All around the ring is a contraption we simply call "The Falmmer". The Flammer releases flames which shoot up around the cage. That means this cage will not only tear a chunk out of your flesh, but ...

Jakes: Set your ass on fire! Burn baby burn!

Vega: *rolls eyes* What a morron.

Poppi: Also, their is a gasoline container and fire exstinguisher that has been placed into the ring.

Vega: Boy does that raise the stakes!

Poppi: Look at that. It looks like the entire ring could go up in smoke at any moment.

Jakes: I've been told men who have slept with Vega have that same burning sensation when they pee!

Vega: Can it Fat Boy!

Poppi: Well both of you shut up?!

Khaos entrance music, "Did My Time" by Korn begins blaring through the speakers.

Jakes: Here comes our founder! This man should have been champion a long time ago!

Khaos comes out pummped! Even being received by a "heel pop" from the crowd does not seem to phase him. He turns his back to them, and arrogantly points to the Killa Khaos tatto across his back.

Vega: I'll never believe that Khaos and ShoGun are actually blood brothers. Look at that arrogant asshole!

Khaos snatches a "Legend" poster from a fan. He holds it up to the flames coming from the cage and tosses the burning poster back to the fan.

Poppi: That's just sick! I never knew Khaos would become such a nasty person.

Khaos walks through the cage door. He holds up his arms and talks trash as the fans boo and attempt to throw trash into the ring. Khaos attitude changes as soon as Legend's NEW theme music comes from the band!

Jakes: What the hell is that trash?

Vega: That's Legend's new entrance music, Megalomaniac, by Incubus.

Brandon: I hear you on the radio
You permeate my screen, its' unkind but
If I met you in a scissor fight
I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone
On principle alone

Hey megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
Special, as you know yourself
Maniac, step down, step down

If I were your appendages
I'd hold open your eyes
So you would see
That all of us are heaven sent
There was never meant to be only one
To be only one

Hey megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
Special, as you know yourself
Maniac, step down, step down

Yeah
You're no Jesus
You're no Elvis
You're no Jesus
You're no Jesus
You're no Elvis
You're no answer

Step down, step down,
Step down, step down

Hey megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
Special, as you know yourself
Maniac, step down, step,
Step down, step down,
Step down, step down,
Step down

Legend steps out onto the ramp to a huge pop as Incubus finishes out the song! He has his hair back into a pony tail, wearing black shades, a black and silver Firm t-shirt, and black tights. He makes a letter "L" with his right index finger and thumb, and then shoots a bird at Khaos. Khaos gets pissed in the ring, wanting Legend to hurry down.

Poppi: Legend looks geeked up for this match!

Vega: Of course he is, he's a Firm member! Look at him, he trimed up the beard, put on new wrestling gear ...

Jakes: Man, the guy hasn't been out here a minute and you already have your knee pads on sucking his dick!

Vega: Know what Hippo, you can ...

Poppi: *shaking head* As my two associates continue their debate on sexual pleasure, we now see that Legend has stopped at the door.

Lap Dance by NERD begins to play. The crowd pops. Pink pyro explodes all over the arena. Through the mist steps the special guess referee for the match.

Jakes: Whoo - hoo!

Titto: Damn!

Vega: Are those hers?

Vixon steps on the stage wearing a sexy spaghetti strap see-through halter with referee stripes, black bikini underneath. She also has on some short black tight shorts. She swings her hips and gyrates to the music as she comes down the ramp. She stops in the middle of the ramp and titls her head back. She then takes a bottle of water and pours it on her breast causing her body to get wet. In the ring, Khaos and Legend seem to forget about eachother as they watch with big eyes as Vixon comes down the ramp.

Titto: Here or not, I think Vixon will always be the sexiest woman in TKOW!

Vixon continues down the ramp and makes her way into the ring. Both Legend and Khaos walk towards her. They each grab an arm and begin arguing about who she's there to help.

Vega: My gosh! Their pulling on her like a rag doll! Her arms may come off.

Jakes: Yeah but look at those titties shake!

Titto & Vega: Shut up!

Vixon snatches her arms from both wrestlers. She drops to her knees and puts her face in her hands. Khaos and Legend begin arguing about who made her cry. Suddenly ...

Titto: Wham! Ow!

Vega: I don't believe it!

Jakes: Me either! Vixon just lowblowed Khaos AND Legend! But who does this mean she will be helping?

Vega: I know this concept may be new for you Fatty, but maybe she's going to do what's called, "call it down the middle".

Khaos and Legend lay in the ring holding their "jewels", and trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Vixon calls for the bell.

*Ding-Ding*

Khaos and Legend pull themselves to their feet. They lock eyes, and everything that just happened no longer matters. Khaos thinks of the way he pushed Legend through the company. Legend thinks of all the corruption Khaos has put him through. They charge at eachother like rams!

Jakes: Kick his ass Khaos!

Vega: Get'em Legend!

The two titans clash in the middle of the ring exchanging blow after blow! Khaos knees Legnd in the gut and whips him toward the flaming barbwire. Legend is able to stop himself inches from the cage, and turns and shakes his head "no" at Khaos. Khaos then charges aggressively at Legend and is met with a big boot. Legend begins to stomp on Khaos while he is on the ground. He does a knee drop to Khaos's forehead. He then picks Khaos up and whips him to the ropes ... Khaos stops inches away, and wags his finger at Legend while smirking as if to say 'no'. The two lock up again.

Poppi: Looks like both men are smart enough to know if they hit the cage, they will regret it!

Legend gains the advantage, and suplexs Khaos onto the mat. He then mounts him and starts punching him in the face. Vixon quickly steps in and grabs his fist! Legend is shocked!

Jakes: I told ya! She's helping Khaos!

Vega: That Bitch!

Poppi: No way! She's just making them both fight fair!

As Legend and Vixon argue about her actions, Khaos gives Legend a low blow. Vixon starts saying something to Khaos, but he just pushes her out of the way. He stands Legend up and delivers one of his patented kick combonations: Foot to the kneee - stomach-chest-then chin. Legend falls to his knees, and Khaos dropkicks him in the face. He stands up with his arms raised, and the crowd begins to boo! He picks Legend up wanting to throw him into the cage. Elbow from Legend, he holds on. Another elbow, Khaos still holds on. Another, and he lets go. Legend goes for a clothesline, but Khaos ducks, and comes back up with a powerful sidekick that sends Legend into the flamming cage! Legend bounces off the cage as the flame gives him a burn, and the barbwire tears into his clothing and flesh!

Vega: Legend!

Poppi: Oh my God!

As Legend tries to shake off the pain, Khaos jumps on to of him and starts choking him! Vixon grabs Khaos off of Legend!

Jakes: That Bitch!

Poppi: I told you two!

Khaos argues with Vixon, and this time it is Legend who sneaks in a low blow. Legend jumps up, and gives Khaos a jawbreaker. He then picks him up, and attempts another suplex. Khaos counters, and lands on his feet. But the vetren Legend turns around and delivers a powerful clothesline. Legend picks up Khaos by the head. He points to the cage, and the crowd pops! Legend throws Khaos into the cage! When Khaos bonces back, Legend dropkicks him, sending him with even more force back into the cage. Khaos rool around the ring in pain! Legend locks on a camel clutch!

Jakes: See, what kind of 'icon' uses a submission for a cage match?

Vega: One who doesn't want their opponent to recover from a burning sensation their feeling from the flames!

Legend releases the hold. He looks at Vixon, and plants a right into Khaos face. He looks at her and frowns, and then gives Khaos a shortarmed clothesline. Legend says something to Vixon. She looks away shaking her head. As Legend tries to pull up Khaos, he gets a poke in the eye. Khaos gives Legend a headbutt. He then whips him into the corner, and follwos by delivering a spear. Khaos props Legend into the corner. He climbs the ropes, and gives Legend a tornado DDT! Khaos does a spinaroni type move to get to his feet. He drags Legend by the hair to the cage. He tries sticking Legend's face into the flames!!

Vega: Oh God, no!

Legend struggles, but his face gets closer and closer. Some of the flames just begin to touch his face when Vixon pulls Khaos off of Legend. Her and Khaos begin arguing. Khaos slaps Vixon. She holds her cheek, and then she slaps Khaos! Khaos gets upset. He picks up Vixon, and throws her into the cage! Vixon screams as flames meet flesh! Her shirt catches on fire! The revived Legend helps her to put it out while Khaos laughs! The crowd boos as Khaos bellows over with laughter.

Poppi: Khaos is sick! How could he do that to Vixon?!

Jakes: Vixon should have done her job and stayed outta his business!

Vega: Fuck you Blubber Butt! There's no excuse for Khaos's actions!

Khaos looks out into the crowd and makes threats and talks trash as they boo him. A tap on his shoulder reminds him that somebody else is in the ring with him.

Vega: Beat his ass!

Legend begins to lay into Khaos! He hits him with strong blows to the face, and then whips Khaos into the cage! Khaos screams out in pain. He does it again! And before Khaos can finish screaming from that one, he does it again! And this time when Khaos bounces off the cage, Legend catches him and executes a DDT! Khaos lays on the mat motionless.

Poppi: Walk out Legend! Walk out of the door and you win!

Jakes: Get up Khaos!!

[b]Legend walks ... over to Vixon. She sits weeping on the mat. He kneels down and picks her up. He begins walking towards the door with Vixon in his arms.

Vega: See, The Firm never leaves anyone from the team behi ... no!!!

[b]Khaos now has the cas container and throws gas into the eyes of Legend! Legend drops Vixon. Legend rolls around the ring holding his eyes! Khaos begins stopmping on Legend. Vixon jumps onto his back, and Khaos brings her down with a thundering sidewalk slam! He then grabs Legend and executes a neckbreaker. Still unable to see, Legend trys getting to his feet. Khaos playfully slaps him on the head a few times, and then downs him with a right! Khaos picks Legend up, and sets him up for a Gun Buster! Executes it, and sends Legend into the flamming barbwire, HARD! For a minute Legend's body seems to stick to the side of the cage. He is finally able to jolt himself free. He rools around trying to extinguish himself and pulls his burning shirt off.

Jakes: Ummm ... I sure could eat some Barbeque Legend right now! Ha ha!

[b]As Legend trys to shake off the pain from Khaos actions, Khaos walks over to Vixon with the gas container. She is barely conscious as he stands over her. He opens the cap, and pours gas all over Vixon's body.

Vega: He wouldn't!

Poppi: No, no ... he won't!

Jakes: He is!!

[b]Khaos picks up the gas soaked Vixon. A sadistic smirk comes over his face ...

Vega & Poppi! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[b]Khaos slings Vixon's body into the side of the cage! She screams as her body lights on fire! Luckly Legend has recovered enough to see what happened, and immediately grabs the fire extinguisher, trying to put Vixon's fire out. As the crowd boos, spits, and throws trash, Khaos walks out of the cage door. He begins walking backwards up the ramp looking at the scene in the ring. Legend yells at Vixon telling her to hold on. EMTs run by Khaos to go attend to Vixon. Khaos stops at the top of the ramp, and smiles. He then shoots a bird at the ring, and all the people in the arena.

Vega: I gotta go

[b]Vega gets up and hurrys over to her fallen comrades

Tito: I am at a lost for words

Bill: RJ wanted carnage?.so far tonight, we?ve had *brief recap of notable vicisouness* I can honestly say that in the back RJ is smiling.

[TKOW Board]

Tito: yes, we?ve an incredible show thus far tonight ladies and gentlemen. And we have just received word from a search party that their was no bodies found in the explosion at the House of Horrors Match

Bill: They must have burned to a crisp

Tito: how can you say that Bill

Bill: look on the bright side, no more Onslaught, No More Gideon

Tito: and to think you were kissing Gideons ass earlier tonight

Bill: he?s dead now

All of a sudden, the lights darken and a voice is heard over the speakers.

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place that here
What better time than now
Bow down, your champion has arrived!

Suddenly, ?Guerrilla Radio? by Rage Against The Machine hits the speakers.
Shortly after, David Rave saunters out from the back, his arms stretched out by his sides, a broad, cocky grin spread across his face. The fan?s boo as Rave?s Mega-Tron video shows Rave hitting the Buzz Killer (Cradle Pile driver) on Andrea on the steel ramp. The footage is inter-cut with some of Rave?s sicker spots as the music blares on. The fan?s start to give Rave a lot of heat as he gets into on of the fan?s faces. Rave slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle as he raises his arms in an X-type fashion to a huge chorus of boo?s.

Tito: and it?s time for the World heavyweight Championship match

Bill: this is going to be ugly Tito, all the times that Jason beat his brother as a kid..

Titio: but you have to remember that he did lose a Dragonweight Title match against Dave Rave

Bill: yes he did, you see in the past year Dave Rave has become the best wrestler that TKOW has to offer, and now he needs something to tell him that, and the thing he needs, sits on Jason Starrs shoulder

The arena lights flicker as an eerie electronic voice blares over the house speakers...8...7...
6...6...6...
5...4...3...2...1... Slayer's "Angel of Death" begins to shred across the sound system as the Megatron begins spelling out Samhain with red-filtered shots of him and horror-movie like images. Pyro blasts from the floor and ceiling as Samhain runs out to through the curtain and works the crowd. He pumps his arms and screams as the fans go wild. He then peers intently towards the ring and with a wicked smile begins to shake his head "yes"...making his way to the ring

Bill: why is Samhain coming out now? He has caused way too much trouble tonight

Tito: he is the special Guest Referee in this match

Bill: why is he out here

Tito: seeing as how He is in Mayhem Syndikate as well as the two competitors it seems fitting that Samhain is here to call the match

Samhain and Rave lock eyes in the ring, then the lights dim over the arena, as shade of orange and purple lights illuminate the darkness. A few moments later, an electrically enhanced voice begins to speak.

"The Star that Never Stops Shining!"

Immediately following the words, the lights return to normal, replaced by gold fireworks that begin to shoot from the floor, while "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent begins to play over the loudspeaker. On the Khaostron, the following picture flashes on and off the screen repeatedly

*suns logo*

A few seconds later, Starr appears in the smoke, with his World Title raised in the air. He then slowly paces to the ring, slapping the hands of some fans on the way down. Upon his arrival, he escalates the right turnbuckle, faces the crowd and points in their direction. He then jumps from the ropes and crosses himself, before turning to meet the cold stare of his brother, the crowd is on their feet cheering as the bell rings

Tito: and the match is officially underway

The brothers continue in their stare down, slowing circling the ring, not taking their eyes off each other

Tito: this two know each other so well, neither of them is wanting to make the first mistake

Starr finally comes in and they lock up in the center of the ring

Tito: Starr is starting to overpower Dave, a whip to the ropes, Dave ducks the clothesline, off the ropes, leapfrog by starr, he goes for the dropkick?.

Rave locks his arms with the ropes and Starr kicks at empty air, falling to the mat

Tito: smart move from the veteran Dave

Dave is quick to take advantage of the opportunity, running up and kicking starr in the lower back, Starr lets out a painful scream, which just encourages rave to kick more, each one getting harder, and the crowd lets Dave have it

Bill: Rave is all over Starr like EK Phil is over camels

Tito: that?s disgusting Bill

Bill: hey Phil is disgusting

Starr rolls out of the ring and gets relief from Raves kicks

Bill: look at Rave, he isn?t letting up for one second

Dave follows Starr out of the ring and rushes up, taking Starr out with a chopblock, he points to a fan in the crowd and laughs at him, as hes wearing a Starr jersey, Rave picks his brother up, and hurls him into the steel post

Tito: and that may have broken the champs shoulder

Bill: its going to be former champ when the nights over

Dave stomps at jasons Shoulder, then rolls him back into the ring

Tito: Dave?s going up top

Jason struggles to his feet

Tito: Missile Dropkick!!

The kick connects with the left shoulder that Dave has been concentrating on

Tito: Incredible move from Rave he goes for the cover?.not even a one count, It?s going to take more than that to take down Jason F?n Starr

Rave stands behind Starr as he gets to his feet, Jason turns around into a jawbreaker, Starr turns his back to dave, grabbing his face

Bill: rollup from Dave!!!

Samhain goes for the count?..one??two kickout by starr

Bill: damnit

Tito: rave whips Starr into the ropes?

Starr ducks a clothesline attempt from Rave, and rebounds with a flying lariat of his own

Tito: great counter from the champ

Both men are quick to their feet, Starr takes Dave down with a clothesline

Bill: he?s just going to piss Rave off

Rave hurrys to his feet only to be taken down with another clothesline

Bill: and when Rave gets pissed?someone gets hurt

Rave struggles to his feet, Starr goes for another clothesline, but Rave counters by locking up Starr in his own hold, Aurora Borialis....Crippler Crossface

Tito: Aurora Borialis on Starr

Jason screams out in pain as his right and reaches out for the ropes

Bill: and that?s the left arm that Dave?s been working on, Starr?s gonna tap

Tito: samhain is in position to make the call if it is

The crowd begins a ?Jason Fucking Starr? chant, urging him to reach the ropes which are mere inches away from his grasp

Bill: he can?t reach it, its too far away

The chant gets increasingly louder

Bill: he?s going to tap!! We?re gonna have a new champ

Starr reaches the ropes, Huge pop from the crowd

Tito: He?s got it!!! But Rave?s not breaking the hold

Samhain makes his way over towards Rave, yelling at him to release the hold?right as Samhain reaches the two, Dave relinquishes the hold, casting a sly smile to the glare of Samhain

Tito: samhain will NOT put up with Dave?s BS

Bill: Samhain being the ref is the BS tito

Dave grabs the champs foot and trys to pull him towards the center of the ring, Starr has other ideas and kicks his brother in the face with his free foot

Tito: It is not BS playboy, this recent change in Dave has affected Samhain as well as his brother, Samhain may be the only man capable of calling this match down the middle and be able to enforce his rulings

Jason Starr wraps his arms around Daves waist and The ShatterStarr (multiple german Suplexes) is executed, dave lands on his head on the third and final one

Bill: and the fact that Samhain is pissed because of Daves actions is the very reason he shouldn?t referee this match, it would be like Soulfly reefing a D-Matic/Nathan Melvin match

Starr drops a elbow across his brothers chest, and follows it up with a series of mounted punches

Tito: regardless, The champ is really taking it to his brother now

Bill: dave?s just?

Tito: getting his ass kicked

Bill: no?well?yes?damn you

Starr pulls rave to his feet and whips him to the ropes, and catches him with a quick release german suplex

Tito: and that is why he is The World Champ, Starr has faced the likes of Sean Christopher, Soulfly, RAGE, Legend, Khaos, Icarus Evangeline, Extreme Killer Phil and beaten them all, Starr has proven time and time again he is the best

Starr picks up Rave and nails him with a test drive

Tito: Starshine, the cover, one, two, Dave kicks out well before the three

Bill: while you sit here and praise Starr, you?ve forgotten to mention how great Dave Rave is, he beat The Answer for the dragonweight title around this time last year and held It until this January, noone in TKOW and very few in the biz can say they?ve ahd a title reign as great and impressive as Rave?s

Meanwhile Starr has returned the favor from earlier as he has locked Dave in Aurora Borialis

Bill: and he has victories over big names, Answer for instance, Nathan Melvin, he made Soulfly black out and he has a victory over Jason Starr

Tito: just because he pinned his own partner on mistake means that he beat him

Bill: I wasn?t referring to that, I was talking about a 6 man ladder match for the Dragonweight title that Dave won

Tito: true?

Bill: and as you stated he PINNED the champ at Asian Invasion, he ahs the champs number

Tito: he isn?t looking too well at the moment

Bill: he?s about to grab the ropes

As if on cue, Rave reaches the bottom rope when Bill mentions it. Jason releases the hold, and grabs the top rope using it as leverage for a flurry of swift kicks to Rave?s midsection, Starr follows it up by lifting Rave and whipping him into the turnbuckle

Tito: Starr is well in control of this match

Bill: Rave?s just playing possum

Starr runs at the turnbuckle and dives forward for a spear into the turnbuckle, dave slides out of the way at the last second, Starr?s left shoulder drives hard into the steel post

Bill: I told you, Tito, Dave has this match in the bag, he was just building a false sense of hope in Starr so that he can crush him even more

Rave grabs the back of the neck of Starrs Jersey and the top of his black leather pants and pulls him out of the corner, only to hurl him back in shoulder first, starr falls to the mat favoring his shoulder

Tito: that may have dislocated the shoulder of starr

Rave grabs the sore arm of starr and jerks him to his feet and whips him hard into the opposite turnbuckle

Tito: rave is like an animal, he senses that weakness in starr?s shoulder and is capitalizing on it big time

Rave follows the whip up with a splash, he then attempts the Undertakers old school move?however instead of walking the ropes, after he wrenches the arm and climbs the turnbuckle he leaps into the air and drops an elbow on his primary target?Jasons shoulder

Bill: what impact! I think he just shattered the bones in the champs arm!!

Tito: Dave is showing that in ring expertise that has made him damn near unbeatable in TKOW

Rave applies an armbar, Starr screams out in pain, but is quick to realize where he is in the ring and places a foot on the ropes

Tito: a mistake on Dave?s part, he should have had Starr in the center of the ring

Bill: how?s it a mistake? He?s inflicting more damage to that sensitive shoulder of Starr

Dave lifts Starr to his feet so that he can deliver a stiff Implant DDT, leaving starr on his back center of the ring, and Rave heads to the turnbuckle, the crowd erupts in a heated frenzy?..as Rave hops on top and signals for the end

Tito: This could be it

Bill: noone kicks out of this

Tito: phil did

Rave leaps off the top turnbuckle, nailing a 450 leg drop across Starrs shoulder

Bill: XTC!!!! It?s over

Rave lays across Starrs chest, samhain goes down for the count

One

Two

Three

Tito: New champi NOOO Starr GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

Bill: that count looked a little slow too me

Rave looks at Samhain in disbelief and grabs Starr by the head and pulls him to his feet?.setting him up for The Buzzkiller

Bill: Yes!!!

Rave prepares to execute the move, but starr isn?t done yet, he quickly takes out Daves legs and locks in a sharpshooter!!

Bill: NO!!!

Tito: The champ is still in this one, hes got the sharpshooter locked in on his brother

Dave wraps his arms around the bottom rope, causing Starr to let go off the hold, Rave slides out the ring, bringing forth heat from the crowd

Tito: he?s running from his brother

Bill: he is not running, he is merely preventing Starr from building any momentum

Starr nails dave with a baseball slide

Tito: and starr isn?t that willing to allow Dave the chance to recoup

Star exits the ring and is hot on the trails of his brother, he runs past him, hitting a ? turn neckbreaker in the process(Diamond Cutter, RKO)

Tito: The Solar Flare!!!

Starr picks dave up and whips him into the steel steps, dave?s head rams into it and he bounces off onto the floor, and starts rolling up the entrance ramp, starr is one step behind him, thrusting his foot into Dave?s side, he pulls dave up and gives him a stiff piledriver to the ramp

Tito: that may have broken Rave?s neck

Jason rolls Dave into the ring, and Starr climbs to the top turnbuckle

Tito: the champ is about to fly

Jason leaps of with a 5 star frogsplash

Tito: Ten Starr Salute!!

Dave rolls out of the way, starr bounces off the mat

Bill: Yes!!!! Dave is still in this!!!

Rave crawls over to starr and lays on top of him

Tito: A cover!! Samhain goes down for the count!!!

ONE

TWO

Tito: Starr kicks out!!! Starr kicks out!!!

Dave grabs the nearby ropes and uses them to help himself up, he turns to his brother who is struggling to his feet as well, dave goes for a right hand, but starr blocks it and connects with a right of his own, the crowd gets behind Jason as dave throws another right, with the same results?a right hand from Jason, Dave then becomes the recipient of a flurry of right hands from Jason

Tito: the champ has the challenger reeling!!!

Dave begins staggering backwards from the rights, nearly into the ropes, starr grabs his brother and whips him across the ring, dave bounces off the ropes and runs at his awaiting brother.

Bill: GORE!!! GORE!! GORE!!!!

Tito: I thought you was pulling for Dave?!

Bill: I am?but The Gore is the Gore?even if it was coming from Starr

Starr picks Dave up and sets him up for a powerbomb

Tito: Jason has been dominant thus far in the match

Bill: I?d say it was evenly matched?..

Tito: for once, I?d have to agree with you

Jason has dave in the air, Dave shakes and falls out of it?catching Starr with a DDT on the way down

Bill: What a counter!!!!

Dave stands up and grabs Jace?s right leg?.and attempts a figure 4 leg lock?..but starr kicks dave away

Tito: It?s amazing how well these two know each other in the ring

Bill: its amazing that I have a small penis

Tito: what?

Bill: nothing

Jace leaps to his feet and runs to clothesline his brother, but Dave steps aside and hits him with a neck breaker as he gets behind Starr (shades of HHH)

Bill: Dave Rave is beginning to shift the momentum of the match into his favor

Dave pulls Starr to his feet, and locks his arm around his brother head?.before giving his infamous ?Straight-Edge? Insignia

Tito: He?s signaling for The Clampdown

Dave drills his brother with an Inverted DDT, he gets up and taunts his brother and the crowd?drawing enormous heat

Tito: I haven?t heard a crowd this hostile since Bret hart got screwed

Dave pulls Starr up and whips him to the nearby turnbuckle, Rave then runs in with a diving back elbow, knocking Starr senseless, rave rips at his brothers jersey, ripping a huge tear down the middle of it..exposing his chest, Rave then goes Ric Flair on Jason, with several vicious knife-edge chops to the sternum

Bill: This is almost Over?.Dave?s almost done with him

Rave grabs the ropes and hurls his shoulders into the midsection of Starr, nearly a half dozen times

Tito: and Dave follows up those shots to his brothers ribs with a European Uppercut

Bill: he?s decimated the champ, this match is over whenever Dave decides to end this ass kicking

Rave lifts his brother so that he?s sitting on the top turnbuckle, Rave climbs up and the crowd lets loose when they realize what?s about to happen

Bill: He?s going to hit The Straight Edge, right here, right now and end this match

Dave grabs the sides of Starr?s head, Jasons right arm gives a vicious low blow to Dave, Jace quickly moves his other arm, hoisting Dave up onto his back, to a ground shaking pop from the crowd

Tito: wait a minute?could it Be!!!

Bill: NO!!!

Jason Starr leaps off with a burning hammer, driving Dave?s back hard into the mat

Tito: THE ECLIPSE!!! THE ECLIPSE!! THIS ONES OVER

Both men are lying motionless on the mat

Bill: not if Starr can?t capitalize

Samhain shakes his head in disappointment and begins the mandatory ten count, ?Jason Fucking Starr? again comes from the crowd

Tito: the heart and desire to win this in these two men are unmatched Bill, we are witnessing history Bill

Bill: we are witnessing a match that is about to end in a double KO

Samhain has gotten to 4 on the count

Samhain: FIVE!!........SIX!!!!.....SEVEN!!!

Starr begins to move around on the ground

Samhain: EIGHT!!!......NINE!!!!

Starr rolls ontop of Dave. Samhain stops his count and drops to the mat

Tito: a Cover!! This could be it!!

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!

Tito: Dave barely got the shoulder up!!!

Bill: That?s because he?s David Rave, the greatest wrestler TKOW has ever seen, besides?he had nine seconds to recover, way too much time for Dave

Both men stagger to their feet, Dave quickly runs at Starr and attempts to clothesline him, Jason sidesteps him and tosses Dave over the ropes and to the outside

Tito: and once again, the ring isn?t enough for these two

Starr climbs the turnbuckle and awaits Dave who is using the barricade to pull himself to his feet

Bill: Dave look out!!!

Dave turns around and walks into The Sunsplash (Shooting Star Press into Rude Awakening). A ?TKOW? chant ensues

Tito: this match has been amazing thus far, simply incredible

Jason gets to his feet, and hoists Dave up, dropping him rib first onto the steel barricade, dave falls forward into the crowd, Jason climbs over after him

Tito: this one has spilled over into the crowd

Bill: shouldn?t Samhain be counting them out

Tito: samhain wants a clear cut winner of this match just like the rest of us, it is apparent that he?s not going to count them out

Jason helps dave to his feet and the two begin exchanging right hands as they make their way deeper into the crowd, which parts like the red sea where the dueling brothers are

Tito: they?re close to the Megatron now!!

Rave gets whipped forward into the megatron, he bounces off of it like a rubber ball

Bill: Starr is on top of Dave like hes a vietnamese whore

Tito: that?s a way to put it?

Jason sets up Dave for a DDT, but Dave has picked up something from off the floor?.a broom, he swings it up in the air, cracking against the back of Starr?s head

Tito: this is it this match is over

Bill: no it isn?t, samhain isn?t calling for the bell

Samhain is leaning against a turnbuckle in the ring, using his arms to prop his head as he watches out into the crowd

Tito: he must not be able to see what?s going on due to the crowd and the elevation of where their at

Bill: what the fuck are you babbling about, bitch

Dave picks up Starr and sets him up for a cradle piledriver

Tito: on why samhain didn?t disqualify Dave for the broom

Bill: the same reason he hasn?t counted them out yet dumbass, he wants to see a clear cut winner, if he?s not going to count them out he?s not going to DQ them for using weapons

Tito: BUZZKILLER!!! On the concrete floor!!!! Starr is out cold!!!

Bill: Dave has just killed his own brother just to win the world title!! Incredible I?m loving this!! It?s great TV Poppi, great TV indeed

Tito: what else did you expect from the main event at Megabowl

Bill: blood

Tito: look at The Iceman Bill

Dave has rolled starr over, blood pours from the forehead of the champ, leaving crimson red trails all down his face.

Bill: Dave rave has made his brother bleed, he?s busted his head wide open with that solid concrete floor

The blood seems to encourage Dave, he?s taken a chair and rammed down into the shoulder of Starr

Bill: and not to mention he?s already broken his shoulder, he?s just making those injuries worse and worse

Tito: he hasn?t broken Starrs shoulder

Rave places the chair in a standing postion and picks up starr?

Bill: he?s fucked that shoulder up tonight Tito, even if its in perfect condition after the match, its going to be in a sling for weeks

Tito: ok, Dr Jakes

Rave sets Starr up for a facebuster onto the chair

Bill: that has a nice ring to it

Tito: Raves about to ring up starr

At the last second before he goes to break starr?s face an elbow drives into Rave?s ribs

Tito: Starr?s fighting back!!!

A second elbow flys into Daves midsection, followed by another, that causes Dave to release his grip, Jason catches Dave in a firemans carry and turns it into a Death Valley Driver, but Dave slides off the back, and delivers a release german suplex, but Starr lands on his feet, and locks his arm?s around Raves waist

Tito: he?s going for the Shatterstarr!!!

Dave uses his leg to block the lift, he elbows starr in the head, when starr turns in pain Rave sets him up for a reverse DDT

Bill: dave?s got him!!!

Starr elbows Dave In the midsection, and when dave lets up on the hold, he wraps his arms around his neck and delivers another Solar Flare

Tito: what an exchange

Starr picks dave up and rolls him onto the entrance ramp, he slides on after him

Bill: look at Samhain smiling in the ring, he?s enjoying this

Tito:as is everyone else Bill

Bill: they should be asha,ed of watching what Jason starr has put Dave through

Tito: are you insane

Bill: Starr has taken everything Dave?s thrown at him and iis still standing, noone else has taken this kinda abuse from Dave and be able to manhandle dave

Starr kicks Dave down the ramp, a few feet at a time, a kick when he stops, until his brother is at the ring apron

Starr picks up Dave and slams his head into the apron?.

Tito: starr seems pissed

Bill: if someone just busted your head open on concrete you?d be too

?And rolls him back into the ring, and he enters behind

Bill: samhains confronting Starr

Tito: no he?s not, he just asked him ?If he was Ok? he?s concerned about his friends well being

Bill: if he was concerned about Starr?s well being he would throw the match out and give Dave the belt, the punishment would stop and Jason could get the medical attention he needs

Samhain backs away as he realizes Starr is going to keep going, Jason picks Dave up and whips him into the ropes

Tito: nice sidewalk slam by Starr, you have to admit Starr has put on one hell of a performance tonight

Bill: no, I don?t tito

Tito: you?re a dick

Bill: I am what I eat?..i mean?FUCK, I do not do that

Tito: it?s a good thing this a PPV

Starr puts a Deathlock STF on Dave

Bill: the biggest of them all

Tito: does that mean you like big ones

Bill: SHUT UP POPPI

Tito: you love that shit don?t you

Bill: I do not eat the cock

Tito: you said you did

Bill: it was a slip of tongue, I am not gay

Tito: Starr?s released the hold, he whips him to the corner

Starr runs in for a splash, Dave gets a foot up into Starr?s face, causing starr to stumble away from the corner, Dave hops up top

Tito: what?s Rave doing??

Dave leaps off with a missile dropkick, Starr grabs the feet and slams Dave to the mat, applying a sharpshooter

Tito: what a counter by Starr!!!

Dave is near the ropes and goes to grab them?Starr pulls him towards the center of the ring

Bill: don?t give up Dave, you can?t give up

Tito: he may not have a choice Bill

Bill: look!! He?s crawling

Tito: there is no surrender in Dave, if he?s breathing he?s going to try to win

Rave reaches out for the ropes

Bill: he?s inches away!!

Jason Starr pulls Dave back into the center of the ring

Bill: NOOO SOO CLOSE!!

Tito: Dave?s going to have to give up

Bill: no, whats he doing?

Dave moves his arm in a pushup fashion and uses his leg strength to take starr to the mat, and Once Starr hits the ground Dave quickly locks a Single Leg Boston Crab on Starr

Bill: YES!!! ITS DAVES MATCH NOW!!!

Starr quickly crawls to the nearby ropes and locks his arms around them, breaking the hold

Tito: this match has just been going back and forth, back and forth

Bill: give Dave a few more minutes and he?ll end it becoming the new TKOW World Heavyweight Champion

Rave picks Jason up?

Tito: Swinging Neckbreaker from Rave

Bill: he?s going up Top!!!

Tito: Shooting Star Press!!

Bill: He hit it!!! It?s Over

Dave makes the cover, Samhain goes for the count

ONE

TWO

Tito: NOOO!!! Starr Kicks out!!!

Bill: I can?t believe it

Tito: neither can all these screaming fans, and for that matter, neither can Dave Rave, he?s furious

Rave slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair

Tito: no, not this way

Dave slides in the ring, samhain starts to move at Dave, but dave swings at the air in his direction causing him to come at him

Samhain: get that fucking chair out of here

Dave: fuck you, I?ll hit you with it if you try anything

Samhain: I?ll DQ you

Dave: That?s bullshit

Tito: we have a shouting match now between Dave and the ref

Starr has struggled to his feet and he superkicks the chair into Dave?s face, Samhain laughs and picks up the chair, tossing it outside

Bill: Dave?s bleeding!!! No!! he?s hurt!! Starr took the cowards way out to retain the belt, he DQ?d himself on purpose

Tito: samhain hasn?t DQ?d the match it?s still going on

Bill: That?s bullshit

Starr picks up Dave and sets his head between his legs

Tito: He?s setting him up for ?Full Moon fever?

Starr hooks the arms, the crowd erupts in cheers

Bill: No it can?t be over!!

Starr lifts dave into the air, but Dave counters out of it?with an X-Factor!!!

Bill: Yes!!! It?s over!!!

Dave makes the cover

ONE

Two

THREE

Tito: Starr got the shoulder up!! Incredible!!!

Bill: that was a slow count

Rave slaps his hands against the mat three times real fast while staring at Samhain

Tito: Apparently Dave thinks so too

Samhain: are you tapping??

Dave gets up and gets in Samhains face

Tito: they are really getting into a heated debate over the speed of that count

Dave throws his hands up in frustration and steps back, then gives the stiffest spinning heel kick in the history of spinning heel kicks to the massive samhain, who just staggers back, dave delivers several kicks to samhains sides

Tito; Samhain caught one of the legs!!

Dave trys to kick Samhain in the head with his free foot, samhain ducks, but as soon as Dave?s foot hits the ground he kicks back up, nailing him in the jaw!!

Bill: this can?t be good

Dave quickly runs over and bulldogs Samhain!!

Tito: The ref is out!!

Dave slides out of the ring and grabs the chair

Tito: this isn?t good

Starr had gotten to his feet and turns into a chairshot

Bill: yes!!! This is great!!

Samhain has gotten to his feet and he takes a chairshot. He falls to his knees , dave nails him again, rendering the big man momentarily unconscious

Tito: this disgusts me

Dave pulls Starr to his feet, and gives him the Buzzkiller on the chair

Bill: he shouldn?t have taken out Samhain

Dave throws his hand up in an ?X? fashion drawing huge heat from the crowd, he begins climbing the ropes

Bill: X-T-C!!!

Tito: That looks like what he?s going for

Dave is standing on the turnbuckle, blood pouring off his face, he leaps off for the 450 Leg Drop, at the last possible second Starr rolls out of the way, Rave lands on the steel chair

Tito: HE missed, The match continues!!!

Starr uses the ropes to pull his bloodied body to his feet, struggles to his feet in the center of the ring, Dave comes at his brother ready to strike, but starr kicks him in the gut, and delivers a Tiger Driver, just as samhain stirs

Tito: Full Moon Fever!!!!!!

Bill: No!!!!!

[b]Jason covers Dave, hooking the leg, Samhain goes down for the count

Tito: One, Two, Three!!! It?s Over!!! Jason Starr has retained the World Heavyweight Championship!!