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-[Fade In]-

-[Ringside]-

Pyros go off maniacally as the cameras pan around the crowd catching glimpses of several signs?.. ?EKP Endorses Gummi Camels? ?Samhain = Satan? ?I Miss Greg Quinnell? ?Zohor is Thorne!!?

The TKOW! Forever theme song ?You Don?t Want Drama? by 8Ball & MJG plays as the camera continues spanning the crowd?.. ?Clench will win, when EKP scores? ?Fatal Mistake? ?Khaos, the next world Champ? ?Don?t leave Legend?

Tito:Welcome to the Georgia Dome in Atlanta Georgia for TKOW! Forever, we have three Titles on the line tonight as well as several other matches that are guaranteed to rock your socks off

Bill: that?s the best punchline you could come up with? Rock your socks off?

Tito: can you do better

Bill: of course

Tito: lets see it then

Bill: it?s too late, it?s time for our first match

The song gossip by classified starts to play with Al posing on the big screen. When the lyrics start he comes out to the ramp showing off to the crowd and kissing ladies on the way down to the ring. Before he enters the ring he does a little dance on the apron. He finally goes in and goes to the corner turnbuckle and poses like Randy Orton to the fans.

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... Hardcorrre Allllll

As Al poses in the ring the KhoasTron comes on and shows "The High Council"sitting in their office smoking. Rotten Treats knocks and enters as Soulfly looks up with a puzzled look. Al watches with interest now that Treats in on the screen.

Soulfly: Shouldn't you be on your way to the fucking ring.

Rotten Treats: I want you to change the stipulations to a falls count anywhere match.

Soulfly: You want me to? What's in it for me

Rotten Treats pulls a baggie out of his pocket and unrolls it in front of Soulfly and D-Matic. D-matic takes the bag and smells the contents, he nods at Soulfly

Soulfly: Ok we can do that ... have fun.

Rotten Treats smiles and walks out of the room as Al looks toward the entrance way smiling.

*"Ya'll Want a single" by Korn blares on the speakers. On the Khaostron, A black hummer pulls up. Chief, AL, and Treats steps out of the hummer and walks towards the camera in slowmow(like Evolution). When the song goes "boom, boom, boom..." A few bulletholes apear on the screen, wich 2 of them hits Chief and Al in the head. Theres a silent moment as Blood flows down the screen. The name "Rotten Treats" apears in the blood and the heavy part kicks in as Treats comes out and plays the crowd like edge does.

Richard Head: And his opponent ... Rotten Treatsssssssss

As Treats gets to the ring Al comes flying over through the middle rope hitting a shoulder block into Treats' chest. Al picks Treats up and throws him into the barricade as the rotten one bounces off and is able to hit a surprised Al with a clothesline. He searches under the ring and pulls out a chair as Al is making his way to his feet. Rotten Treats swings the chair before Al even has the chance to reach his feet, hitting him square across the back. Treats swings again as Al lays on his back but this time Al is able to put his feet up pushing the chair into the skull of Rotten Treats. Treats stumbles back and falls over the barricade and into the crowd.

Tito: this match is getting brutal fast

Bill: did you expect a Disney film dumbass

Al gets back to his feet as Treats is crawling over the barricade. Al runs at Treats who has gained his composure enough to catch Al and hip toss him into the crowd. Rotten Treats climbs to the top rope and jumps off and into the crowd hitting Al with a flying crossbody. Treats celebrates with the crowd as Al takes advantage and nails him in the groin area dropping Treats to his knees. Al stays on the offence hitting a swift kick to the back of Treats' head and as Treats bounces back into a kneeling position Al hits another quick kick that sends Rotten Treats to his back. Al picks him up and throws Rene unto his shoulder and walks towards the nearest exit. Al sets Treats up and delivers a F-5 into the door. Treats' head hits hard off the metal as blood gushes down his face.

Tito: and now we remind you, if you haven?t already sent the kids to bed, now may be a good time

Bill: especially If Al can work his game on these fine ass hos hes talking to

Al poses with some nearby ladies as Treats gets to a kneeling position. Al turns around and Treats is able to roll him through the door. Al hits the metal door frame hard and Treats falls across him as the referee makes a count.

1...2... Kickout

Tito: I can?t believe it!! he kicked out!!

Treats starts to kick Al while he is trying to roll to his feet. Treats picks Al up and Al is able to ram Treats into another doorway as both men spill into the women's restroom.

Bill: YES!!!! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!

Women can be heard screaming and running out of the restroom as the cameras follow in and witness Al slamming Rene's head into the hand dryer several times. The blows force further blood out of the head of Rotten Treats. Al grabs Treats and throws him back towards the doorway.

Treats stumbles into the hallway as Al follows him out and runs at Treats who falls and pushes Al head first into some pipes and then rolling him up in a school boy.

1...2... Kickout

Tito: I thought that Treats had It their

Bill: that?s why we don?t pay you to think

Treats picks Al up and throws him into the cement walls of the arena. As Al bounces off the wall Rene hits a knee to Al's head that cuts him above the eye. Treats starts to pound the face of Al making the blood gush more and more. He picks Al up and slams him into the metal pipes along the walls. Rene climbs unto some boxes lined across the wall and jumps off hitting Al with "Slam The Dead" (Swanton Bomb). He covers.

Bill: that?s it. its over

1...2... Kickout.

Treats covers again and this time locks up Al's leg.

1...2.. Kickout

Tito: remarkable, he can?t keep him down

Treats gets frustated and walks away looking for a chair as Al uses the wall to lift himself up. Rene notices Al getting up and makes his way over to where Al is now standing. Treats goes to attack but Al sees him and hits a quick super kick. He falls on Rene this time as the referee is ready for the count.

1...2... Kickout

Al gets up and starts to walk away as Treats is trying to gain composure. Al reaches an elevator and waits until Treats gets to his feet to press the up bottom. Al delivers a big boot to a stumbling Treats. He picks Treats up and lays him against the elevator door and as the doors open Al delivers a spear sending both men into the elevator. Al presses the bottom for the top floor as the scene switches to the elevator security camera. Al picks Rene up and goes to slam him into the elevator wall but Treats blocks it and slams Al head first into the side. They start to trade punches as the elevator doors open and they take into the hallway outside the luxury suites. Rene throws Al into the wall as Al bounces back and shoulder blocks Rene through one of the doors.

Tito: what a match we?ve had from these two

Bill: shut up faggot

Tito: that hurt bill

Bill: faggot

Inside the room several Atlanta Hawks Basketball players are enjoying the show as Treats and Al continue to assault each other. They trade blows as the come dangeriously close to the window which separates the room from the 20 foot fall to the ground below. They lock up one final time as both men stumble back and through the glass falling to the concrete ground below. The referee starts his manditory 10 count as the crowd looks on horrified.

Tito: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A FALL!!!

Bill: I think they?re both dead

Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...

The referee calls for the bell as he waves to the back and medical help rushes to the site. Several wrestlers come out to help with the situation as a concerned Chief reaches the scene and looks on as both men are placed on stretchers. Both men are rolled out of the arena strapped to the stretchers but with their arms raised showing the crowd that they will be ok.

Crowd: ... Al ... Treats ... Al ... Treats ... Al ... Treats

Tito: what a tremendous performance from Hardcore Al and Rotten Treats

Bill- Well...on to this next....stupid stupid booked match....

Tito: Why the hell would you say something like that?

Bill: Well...we all know Clench will lose again like he has since the last ice age...so there is no suprise here..

Tito: Well they are both great competitors despite Clench's losing streak?oh my?I just received word from the back that Soulfly has added a stipulation to this match?the loser has to retire from TKOW!

Bill: you mean we finally get to get rid of Clench

Tito:That?s harsh bill?..well i guess Clench is ready to make his way to the ring for that is his music!

Bill: Whiiiippppdy doo

"Duality" by Slipknot begins to play as the crowd begins to boo...Clench comes out holding a kendo stick and showing it to the crowd...the crowd still boos as he enters the ring

Bill: Guess Clench got a new leg

Tito: looks like it

"Starseed" by Our Lady Peace begins to play through the arena as thecrowd erupts...Clench who is arguing with a fat kid at ringside is totally oblivious to Chief charging at him with a clothesline

Bill: Well he aint wasting no time

Tito: Nope

Chief continues his assault on Clench. Since the match has not started anything goes so Chief picks up Clench by the hair and and rams his throat onto the barricade...Clench's face turns red as he coughs. Chief just laughs at this and throws Clench into the ring. The bell sounds

Tito: and the match is underway

Chief whips Clench against the ropes and catches him with a very quick powerslam. He goes for the pin

Bill: Looks like his losing streak will continue

Tito: Dont be so sure! He just kicked out!

Bill(Sarcastically): It...its a miracle....kind of like Helen Keller getting through university while being deaf, blind, and mute!

Tito: Shut up!

The match continues in the ring with Chief now ramming Clenchs now bloody face into the turn buckle repeatedly. This goes on until Chief becomes tired and sits down in the middle of the ring. Clench falls backwards out cold. Chief while resting smiles at a job well done...So he decides to go over and insult to injury by stepping on his face....but to no avail!

Bill:...what the whats happening!?

Tito: I...no idea!

Chief now punches Clench, but Clench obsorbs it and stands up while gyrating!

Tito:By golly...hes Hulking up...

Bill:...oh...my god!....we have now seen everything here in TKOW!...Brotha!

Chief goes to punch Clench but he continues to obsorb every blow until he signals with his index finger...no no no his finger says...until Chief again tries to punch but is blocked and met with three punches from Clench..the crowd boos...Clench whips Chief against the ropes and is met with a big boot to the face...Chief falls down, but so does Clench for his prosthetic leg unlatches and goes flying into the crowd causing him to collapse...

Bill: hahaha! oh my god! funniest thing ever!

Tito: ...yes i..hehe i guess it was funny

This does not bother Clench but by the looks of it....Chief is out cold from the blow of the fake leg...Clench picks Chief up and hits "The slipping away!"

Tito: Wow...one legged Slipping away!

Clench goes for the cover!
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3... Chief kicks out at the last second making Clench flip out!

Tito:Clench needs to calm down before he gets himself disqualified!

Clench waits for Chief to stumble up to his feet then he grabs Chief and puts him into the vertical suplex position then hits him with the "Giving In" then Clench picks Chief up and gives him another "Giving In" and goes for the pinfall but Chief kicks out! "Crowd sighs"
Clench picks Chief up into a running powerslam position and hits the "Rocket Bomb" (reverse sitout powerbomb) and goes for the pin but Chief kicks out.

Tito: No matter what Clench does to finish Chief off Chief just does not give up!

Clench picks up Chief and puts him up on the top rope and sets him up for the 'Fadeaway Slam" but as Clench falls forward Chief flips backward and gives Clench a DDT as they both come off the top rope which makes the crowd go totally nuts! Chief gets up to his feet first then Clench follows so Chief begins to trade punches with Clench until Chief takes Clench down to the ground and begins to throw nothing but hard punches to Clenchs face then he goes over to Clenchs legs and locks in the half a crab....the pain in Clench's eyes is now very visible....Clench's Stump is wagging like a dogs cut off tail.... Clench taps out!!!!!!

Bill: Hahaha...did you see the stump squirming!

Tito:...Shut up! But folks...it looks like Clench is retiring!

Clench walks over to the top ropes and stands on them on one leg. Then as he turns around and gets off the top ropes Chief extends his hand aClench shakes Chiefs hand when all of a sudden the lights in the arena go as bright as possibe making Chief and Clench squint harshly in the ring...an explosion is seen at the entrance...Then "Slept So long" by Jay Gordon blares in the arena!...and when the singing begins to play...Dustin Hughes emerges at the ramp....Clench gets in a fighting stance....but waits for Dustin to enter the ring...cautiously Clench does not take his eye off Dustin..Dustin grabs a mic

Dustin: Josh...You and me never got the chance to face off....I look into your eyes....and i see someone who has sinned deeply and has turned his back on God...like Twister turned his back on Team Punishment...although i could shed your blood as we speak...i will not....and the reason for that is...You lost at least 20 matches in a row...and you kept going.....that shows spirit...with in you, you have a spirit...and i accept that...you also propelled Twister's career to a maximum...so Clench...I will not be your Killjoy today...but good luck in the future..

Clench: Dustin, what you are showing me is respect and thats all I asked for!
To my fans, I love you all but my time has come to hang up the boots so fans thanks for cheering me on!

Clench begins to walk up the rampway as the whole TKOW lockerroom walks out onto the Khaostron stage and begins to clap and chant Clench's name.Clench begins to shed some tears as "Blind" by Korn blaires in the arena!

Clench:Everyone, thanks for the memories and thanks for all the support you gave me when I was down, without you fans I wouldn't have gotten all my championships so basically what I am trying to say is thanks!

Tito: Wow....this is quite touching!

Bill: Honestly it is, but its for his own good...so...hes gone! Party Time!!!

Tito: You are an ass!

*A new feed begins to slowly cut in. It starts off as a static cut feed, then slowly focuses in to show the dank Phoenix Pit. The screen flickers between color and b&w, and there is just enough static left to make the darkness seem even more foreboding. We see a man alone in the dark room sitting opposite the camera, which is leaning on a kind of slant. Through the grainy feed we can make out the rest of the Pit.

Phoenix is sitting on a pile of busted tables, cracked kendo sticks, flattened trashcans, and dented chairs, among other weapons. Many of these are rusted and/or stained with blood. A black bat leans on the side of the pile, within reach. Always within reach. He is illuminated by the only light source in the room, a fire pit that is between him and the camera.

Chains are now hanging in various places in the Pit. One side of a steel cage, a real steel cage, not the mesh used these days, is leaning against the back wall wrapped in barabed wire. A black steel ladder is shown against the side wall, and the dented chairs with names like 'Jacko', 'Hitman', 'Armageddon', and 'Cobryn' are hanging like trophies.

Phoenix stares at the flames in front of him, entranced by the fire. His green robe is draped over the pile of weapons. He is leaning forward, his head in his hands. He begins to speak, softly but with conviction.*

Phoenix: I bid you all a warm and burning welcome. The Phoenix Pit has returned to TKOW!.

This is a special message to all the 'boys' in the back. I've been watching you all pitifully attempt to act like you belong in the ring with someone of actual talent, but you all fail so quickly. There are only a few exceptions to the rule, and, well, you know who you are. I've come up with an idea.

*Phoenix grabs his bat and stokes the Pit a bit more, tucking his Rosary under his shirt.*

Phoenix: I've decided to make the contendership to the Brutality title the prize in the first ever Brutal Hell Iron Man Invitational, and this challenge is to the whole world.

One hour. Three men at a time. One contendership. Anything goes. I'll lower the Brutality Cage after my tag match and wait inside. Any two men will have to face me by Brutality Rules, ergo Last Man Standing. If one loses, he must leave the cage and another man will have his shot. If any man takes a win over me, they must ride out the rest of the hour. At the end of the hour, the match moves to sudden death, where the remaining people in the cage must fight until there is only one man left standing.

This means any amount of men, whether they are already in the HPWA or just some schmoe from outside, will all get a shot at taking me out and grabbing gold.

So here's the question. Do any of you punks have the testicular fortitude to enter the HPWA, a fed for the ages, and step into a Brutality Cage with the Phoenix? Do any of you have the sack to show up in a place that doesn't kiss your butts and take it to the max for what will become the most sought after title ever seen? Do any of you think you have what it takes to survive my hell? I don't think you do.

*Phoenix leans in, grabbing the camera and pulling it close.*

Phoenix: For any of you losers that don't have what it takes, I'll lay forth one other challenge. Any one in TKOW! with gold who wants to be relieved of his belt, call me out. I'm a champion, and I don't have the time nor the inclination to be decimating the cannon fodder anymore. I want your titles. Bring it on.

*Phoenix drops the camera directly into the Pit, smirking as he walks off, the flames licking away at the lens as the scene snows out, returning the broadcast to TKOW!'s control.*

Tito: Did Phoenix just issue a challenge?

Bill: I?m not sure Tito, but it certainly had all the characteristics of a challenge

Tito: and it also allowed time for some of the contenders in this Battle Royal to make their way to the ring

Bill: Drake and Danny Amazing are in the ring..

Tito: as is the mysterious Zohor

The arena goes black and a wind comes blows through, chilling the crowd?Red and Black strobe lights on either side on the stage turn on simultaneously alternating flashes. ?I Stand Alone? by Godsmack booms on the PA system while the titantron zooms through a land unknown?taking turns at unexpected places?stopping slowly while the camera is fixed onto a man?Odin?Pyro?s erupt form both sides of the stage and Odin walks out with a gaze into the crowd and walks to the ring, jumping over the ropes and sits on the turnbuckle?awaiting his next victim

Tito: I like Odin?s chances in this match Bill, He won a battle royal to win his way into TKOW!

Bill: Odin?s work in SCW was impressive, I can?t wait to see what he can do now that he?s in the big leagues

"Headstrong" by Trapt plays and Rick Dushae comes out 5 seconds after music starts. Dushae runs down to ring, gets on apron, jumps over ropes, and does a muscular pose.

Tito: Rick Dushae is one of several SCW graduates making their TKOW! Debut here tonight

Bill: This is the night that Rick Dushae can prove to the WWE it was a mistake to release him

Tito: he?s beaten Randy Orton..

Bill: ?and I believe this is the first time we?ve seen his manager Alyon Mac on TKOW! Television since he was in the anal probing war with C-Man

The entire area goes completely black, a flash of lightning and sounds of thunder muffle the sounds of people begging crying for mercy. ?Bloodline? from Slayer plays as Deems makes his way to the ring

Bill: this is one crazy man coming this way, great thing he?s in PoW

The arena goes dark as a set of eyes briefly flash on the Megatron...then darkness...

A voiceover...starting quiet and mixed then getting louder and clear at the end...begins 5 seconds before Dimmu Borgir~Puritania begins playing

I am the darkness in every soul. I am the Omega...

I am...KARNIJ!

[indent]I am that I am. I am the Alpha.[/indent]

(Note: Voiceover reads as one single line from left to right...all mixed together.)

Brief flashes of floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, nuclear explosions, and other various disasters quickly flash on the Megatron as Karnij makes his way out...standing at the top of the ramp he slowly lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the ring.

Tito: I?m expecting big things from Karnij now that hes in TKOW

Bill: This is the best chance he has to make an impression in TKOW!

An eerie mechanical voice is heard over the loudspeakers...
"8...7...
6...6...6...
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"Deathcrush" by Mayhem begins to slam across the sound system as red pyro showers down from the ceilings. The KhaosTron is consumed by flickering strobe-like images of Samhain's face and in-ring footage. The name "SAMHAIN" is carved into flesh on screen. Samhain emerges from the back. He bends over and swings back up throwing both arms in the air with a loud scream as the fans in the arena ignite with cheers! Samhain enters through the ring ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle raising both arms and giving the horned salute to the fans with a loud roar.

Tito: the fan response for Samhain is tremendous

Bill: these fans are just eager to watch him welcome 4 people to TKOW!

Tito: 5 if you count our next entrant

Bill: she has to win to get in

Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera starts and Wildcat comes out when drums start. She stands there, and when lyrics start she stalks her way down to the ring.

Tito: that is correct Bill, if Lynn Brewster wins this match she also wins a TKOW contract, this is a HUGE match for her

Bill: we have nine people in the ring now, this should be good

?Click, Click, Boom? plays throughout the arena, the crowd immediately goes into a ruckus as Vega, Soulfly, and X-Cutioner appear on the entrance ramp

Bill: what is going on here

Tito: it looks as if Vega is coming this way, The Firm is in the house

Soulfly pulls out a microphone as he and X walk towards the ring

Fly: Seeing as how My boy X is about to represent The Firm in this match?

Fly pauses as the crowd pops loudly, Vega picks up a headset

Vega: that?s right The Firm?s Pittbull is back and ready to make some noise

Fly:?..I?ve decided to spice this match up a little bit?

X slides into the ring as Fly watches over the ring full of competitors

Fly: for one, not only can you be eliminated by being tossed over the top ropes?.but also by Submission?.also?.The winner of this match will have a match at August?s Rumble In The Jungle??.for The World Heavyweight Championship!!!

The crowd lets out a tremendous pop at the announcement

Tito: The THC just upped the ante in this match

Fly: Now let the asskicking begin!!

Fly walks back up the ramp to the back as the bell sounds, X immediately spears Zohor and begins throwing forth right hands, Drake runs at his archrival Samhain, the rest of the fighting breaks off into groups?Odin and Dushae?Deems and Karnij?Lynn Brewster whooping Danny Amazings ass?Samhain catches Drake with a massive clothesline?.Wildcat hurls Danny shoulder first into the Turnbuckle

Tito: she could?ve just dislocated his shoulder

Bill: like anyone would?ve cared

Dushae clotheslines Odin over the ropes, Odin hangs on to the bottom rope, and keeps his feet off the floor, Dushae goes to try and finish the job?but Karnij has taken Deems to the mat with a modified powerslam and trys to capitalize on Dushae having his back to him by trying to blindside him over, this allows Odin to avoid elimination and pulls himself back in, Dushae lands with his feet on the apron, he ducks a punch attempt from Karnij and Delivers a shoulder thrust between the ropes to back Karnij up enough to give him enough room to get back in the ring

Bill: It?s going to take more than that to eliminate Rick Dushae

Zohor kicks X off of him and into the turnbuckle behind him, Zohor leaps to his feet and leaps back up into the air, delivering a swift kick to X?s head, meanwhile Samhain has picked Drake up and has began Pounding his face into the top turnbuckle?..the crowd in the corner is counting along with the shots?they?re up to 30?..

Vega: samhain really doesn?t like Drake

Dushae catches Karnij with a running neckbreaker, In the corner of the ring, Lynn has destroyed Amazing with several well places kicks and nails him with The Devestation (side walk Slam), Odin has locked a sharpshooter onto Deems[/I]

Bill: Damnit why did Soulfly have to change the rules of the match for, now deems could be eliminated because he?s forced to tap

Vega: if you tap you should be eliminated dumbass, and if you get pinned you should be eliminated, its simple dipshit

Samhain pulls an oldschool trick out of his hat and hits the Claymore on Drake, after being beaten with several swift kicks X turns the tables on Zohor as he catches one of his kicks, Zohor trys to kicks him with his free leg, but he misses, X pulls back the leg, causing Zohor to land face first to the mat, Dushae trys to dump Karnij over the ropes, but Karnij places his leg in between the middle and bottom ropes to aid him, when Dushae trys to recollect himself and try again Karnij kicks him with his free leg, steps out of the ropes and gives Dushae a jawbreaker

Tito: Deems has reached the ropes

Bill: break the hold Odin!!

Vega: does he really have to, their isn?t a referee in the ring

The hold gets broken when Karnij Superkicks Odin, Lynn pins Danny Amazing, the referee doesn?t initially see it, but not long enough for him to be late for a three count that eliminates him

Bill: seeyaa!

Vega: adios bitch

Tito: nine left in this thing[/I]

Samhain pulls Drake up to his feet, so he can hit him with the stiffest Half Nelson Suplex the world has ever seen. The impact is so severe the referee trips over himself and falls to the mat

Tito: no wonder its called The Deathcrush

Bill: I think he crushed him like alyon macs ass crushes sledgehammers

Vega: I thought it engulfed them

Bill: shut it whore

X goes for a 187 (face-chokeslam) on Zohor, however he counters with a low blow, X releases his hold and grabs himself, Lynn goes for the rollup and gets a two count. Dushae and Karnij are exchanging right hands in the center of the ring, Deems pulls himself to his feet with the assist from the ropes and runs at them, leveling both of them with a vicious doubleclothesline, he turns around in time to also clothesline Odin who was attempting to attack him from behind, Deems follows it up with an elbow drop to Odin

Tito: vicious shot from Deems

Bill: Deems is a beast Poppi, hes capable of breaking odin in half in this ring

Vega: and your capable of pissing yourself at a moments notice

Bill: is the playboy gonna have to choke a bitch

Vega: fuck you

Vega slaps the piss out of Bill, Samhain applys a standing Texas Cloverleaf onto the nearly unconscious Drake, Deems pulls up Odin and tosses him into the corner as Lynn and Zohor are not surprisingly working together as they whip X into the ropes and go for a double clothesline, X ducks it but instead of Rebounding off the ropes he performs a baseball slide, and the recipient is none other than Danny Amazing who was beginning to make his way to the back

Bill:stupid bitch

Vega: what was that?

Bill: I was referring to Mr. Amazing

Vega: bullshit

Bill: then why was I pointing at him when I said it?

Vega slaps Bill again, as the referee notices that Drake is tapping

Tito: that?s the second one to go, we have 8 more competitors in this thing

Dushae gets to his feet and is met with a german suplex from zohor, Karnij stumbles up and ducks a clothesline attempt from Wildcat, she turns and is met with a quick DDT, Deems splashes Odin in the turnbuckle and follows it up with several shoulder thrusts into the sternum of Odin, Samhain floors X with a massive clothesline, Zohor drops Karnig with a Reverse DDT. Deems backs out of the turnbuckle seizing up Odin, he bumps into somebody, turns to be met with a Vicious Spinebuster from Samhain, Odin trys to run out at the big man, but is met with a Powerslam. Samhain stands up and sees Zohor taking the boots to Dushae, Hain kicks him in the Gut and Promptly performs a powerful Double Powerbomb on the smaller Zohor.

Tito: remarkable, Samhain is the only one left standing

Vega: he actually took most of them out himself

Samhain looks over the destruction in the ring, he smiles at what he?s done, and then does the unexpected, he exits the ring, stepping over the top rope to do it, eliminating himself

Bill:now this is remarkable, a world title shot on the line and Samhain eliminates himself

Tito: it has to be because his good friend Jason Starr is the world champ

Vega: he may have eliminated himself, but look at what he left behind him

Deems is the first to his feet

Vega: what the fuck is this?

A group of men in white suites come out from the back, making their way to the ring

Bill: they must?ve come for Deems

Deems feels the same way and makes a hasty retreat over the ropes and into the crowd

Tito: they?re following Deems into the crowd

Dushae and Lynn both get to their feet, They tie up, Dushae lifts her for a vertical suplex, Meanwhile karnij rolls over Odin for a cover, Odin gets the shoulder up at Two, X uses the ropes to pull himself up, as the crowd lets out a pop

Tito: Oh my God!! It?s the East Coast Crippler!!!

ECC runs into the ring, he wastes no time in running across the ring and clotheslining X out of the ring, taking him out of the match

Vega: what the hell is he doing!! He?s not a part of this match!!

Bill: and now neither is X

Vega: in that case im out

Vega slams her headset down as she leaves, Lynn slides down Dushaes back and snares him with a backbreaker, ECC turns around and finds Zohor at his feet, ECC reaches down and begins ripping at the mask

Bill:can he reveal to us who Zohor is?

Ecc finds the seems on the back of the mask, Odin struggles up and starts to move over but stops when he sees what ECC is doing, Lynn starts to head forward to help him, but Karnij trys to catch her with a backslide pin, she kicks out at 2 as Ecc pulls the mask off, and a long set of Black dreadlocks hit the mat

Bill: no way, it can?t be!!!

Tito: I can?t believe it!!

ECC realizes who it is and releases his hold and starts to back away, a bit in shock and slight fear?as he had faced him before?and lost?..the crowd pops as the head pulls up, finally revealing his face

Tito: Icarus Evangeline is back!!!!

Icarus instantly lunges at ECC, the crippler slides out of the ring and makes his way backstage quickly, Lynn looks on in shock when she shes the identity of the masked man

Bill: I?m still in shock Tito

Tito: we?re only halfway through this match Bill

Odin runs at Icarus, He sidesteps him and tosses him hard into the turnbuckle, Icarus turns and quickly begins assaulting Rick Dushae with a series of body strikes ending with a side up flip kick to the jaw

Tito: The Touch of Ivory!!

Icarus cockily covers Dushae with one foot, Odin capitalizes by hopping up onto the top rope and dropkicking Evangeline. Karnij gets up and executes a Death Valley Driver on Wildcat. As he gets to his feet, Odin leaps onto him with a Tornado DDT

Bill: wow, Odins not looking too bad right now

Odin pulls Lynn up and trys to throw her over the ropes, she grabs the ropes with a cat tight grip to try and avoid elimination, Icarus looks up and see?s this and drills Odin from below with a chop block, saving the wildcat

Tito: these love birds are still working together

Bill: its everyone for themselves Tito

Tito: I know that Bill, sooner or later, they?re teamwork is going to have to stop

Icarus pulls up Odin and whips him hard into the turnbuckle, Odin stumbles out and is met with a stiff kick to the gut, Icarus grabs his head and sets up Odin for a powerbomb, He lifts him high into the air and slams him hard into the turnbuckle, Odin falls to the floor below

Tito: Paint The Sky red

Bill: that?s a sick move

Tito: and it eliminated Odin in the process, we?re down to the final four

Lynn has pulled Dushae to his feet and has him in the turnbuckle, She is wearing away at him with a series of strikes from her right foot, Dushae falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring

Bill: Dushae is gone!!!

Tito: no he isn?t, he didn?t go over the top rope, he made an intelligent maneuver by sliding out of the ring to avoid the kicks from Lynn

Icarus turns his attention to Karnij and sets him up for another ?Paint The Sky Red?, however Karnij slides down his back and locks in a million dollar sleeper hold onto the former custom champ, Lynn comes to his aid with a low blow, releasing the grip on Icarus, Icarus stumbles against the ropes as Lynn takes down Karnij with a side Russian Leg Sweep, Dushae slides back into the ring and runs at Icarus, aiming to clothesline him outside the ring, but Icarus sees it coming and ducks down at the last second, pulling the rope down, Dushae goes tumbling over the rope and falls to the floor

Bill: this time he?s gone

Tito: yes Bill, Now Rick Dushae has been eliminated from this match

Icarus continues to lean against the ropes in a sitting position watching Lynn stomp away at Karnij, when suddenly he is struck hard in the back with a steel chair

Bill: haha, That?s what he gets for eliminating Odin

Tito: this is not Right, Odin was eliminated, he should be backstage, not hitting people with chairs

Odin makes his way around the ring?on the other side Lynn is struggling to Eliminate Karnij

Bill: it looks as if Odin can?t win, then noone can win

Karnij is holding onto the ropes tightly, his feet inches from the ground. Odin rounds the corner and smacks the chair hard into karnij, Karnij falls to the floor

Tito: Someone needs to stop Odin

Lynn looks down at Odin, who is starting to lay the chair into Karnij again and again, she leans against the ropes yelling at him to stop?..when Icarus crawls up behind her, and quickly takes her feet out from under her, flipping her over the ropes onto Odin, stopping his assault on Karnij, and ending the match as well

Tito: Icarus Evangeline has done it, he has won the battle royal?ensuring himself a spot in the main event at Augusts Rumble In The Jungle for the World Heavyweight championship

Bill: which means that Extreme Killer Phil will Finally get to face Icarus one on one without that damn Soulfly in the mix

Tito: so I?m taking it your picking EKP to win tonight

Bill: its his night Poppi

Suddenly John Vergus steps out from the back with a chair, he sets up the chair and takes a seat

Bill: I?m taking it he?s wanting to watch this next match?.for once, I don?t blame him

Tito: Well folks, up next is one of the most brutal matches ever conceived by man. It put the Hardy?s on the map and it could very well launch either one of these 3 men into Super stardom.

Bill: More importantly, the chance of seeing profuse bleeding is greater than the chances of you never getting laid again!

Tito: Yes well? errrr? Never mind that? Either way, a lot of questions will be answered tonight. Aaron has vaulted himself as a serious contender in TKOW. He?s carrying a title that is so rich is history. A title that was carried by none other than David Rave for so long.

Bill: Yeah, what happened to Rave anyway?

Tito: Your guess is as good as mine? But Aaron is not without serious competition. First off, in David Sadler, Aaron sees a wily veteran.

Bill: You?re telling me! This guy has held more titles and fought in more matches than you?ve been turned down by woman! And that isn?t an easy task!

Tito: Moving on? G-Unit is an upstart competitor who has really paid his dues to be here today. Folks, this kid is dangerous and has all the tools necessary to take the title tonight.

Bill: What makes a TLC interesting is that Aaron doesn?t even need to be pinned in order to lose! No, the only way a competitor can win is if they grab the Ultimate Chaos Title, suspended above the ring. How they do is, is completely up to them. Although the traditional method is using a ladder, we?ve see a few men such as Melvin and David Rave try to create a bridge using a table. The possibilities are endless, Tito.

Tito: The ring crew is set, the referee is in position? So without further adieu, let?s get to the action!

A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hits and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the ring slowly and makes his way to the centre. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out.

Richard: Entering first, weighing in at 211 pounds, he is the sadistic one? Daaaaaavid Saaaaadler!

Tito: There is his folks. Legend in his own right. Can he fulfill his comeback with a title win tonight?

Bill: He?s my odds on favourite to take this thing, Tito.

?One the G? is heard over the PA System and the crowd goes NUTS as Trilville and Lil Jon?s ?Neva Eva? song hits and G-Unit makes his way to the ring. He stops at the entrance where he walked out from and he holds out his arms, (like RAVEN). G-Unit comes to the ring and gets in and does his pyros (Like Kevin Nash) holding up his arms.

Richard Head: And making his way to the ring, weighing in at a whopping 320 pounds, GGGGGGGGGGGGG-Unit!

As the pyros stops G-Unit stops and stares at Sadler who has an intense looks on his face.

Tito: Boy, what a size disadvantage Sadler has. The 6?11, 320 pounder, G-Unit is a beast compared to Sadler.

Bill: Yeah, but you do know that tables, ladders and chairs tend to be GREAT equalizers, eh?

Tito: Excellent point Bill. Size may not mean much in a mach of such violent proportions.

Suddenly "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, the crowd go wild. Aaron makes his way down to the ring with Katie. The crowd are still in ecstacy. Aaron gets in the ring, soaking up the adulation.

[Richard Head: And your Ultimate Chaos Champion?. AAAAAAAaron, MMMMMMCCCCCC!

The crowd pops huge as Aaron soaks it all up.

Tito (yelling): Bill, look at this reaction! I can barely hear myself!

Bill: He?s over-rated, I tell ya!

Senior official John Valery brings all three men to the centre of the ring. They take a look around the ring, and notice the tables, ladders and chairs placed randomly throughout the vicinity. Valery quickly goes over the rules of the match and calls for the bell as the 3 men head for their respective corners. The bell rings as the crowd pops.

Tito: Folks, the anticipation is over!

The three men eye each other suspiciously. G-Unit makes the first move as he runs at Sadler. The wily veteran is too smart however and quickly sidesteps the largest man in the ring. Sadler hot a drop toe hold as Unit hits the turnbuckle with his own momentum. Sadler then charges Aaron who is at the far side of the ring. The two smaller men lock up. Sadler locks in a front face headlock which is quickly reversed by Aaron. Aaron now applies pressure with the headlock but Sadler quickly reveres into a reverse arm bar. Aaron manages to spin out and hip toss Sadler. Sadler quickly gets up and rushes at Aaron who delivers another hip toss. Sadler gets up and Aaron tries the same move. Sadler blocks and drives a knee into Aaron?s face. Aaron bends over as Sadler places his right leg over the back of Aaron?s head. He uses this to push himself off and do a back flip where he promptly kicks Aaron in the face after landing.

Tito: Quick start by both men who are natural cruisers. Sadler though being more technical base, showing us some of his fancier moves. Nice backflip into a stiff kick right there.

Bill: I?m telling you, he can do it all!

Sadler swings Aaron into the ropes. The Brit ducks an attempted clothesline and then leap frogs a returning Aaron. Sadler goes for a drop kick as Aaron passes by once more. Aaron, baseball slides under the drop kick, quickly gets to his feet, spins around and nails a sitting Sadler with a stiff kick to the back. Sadler grimaces in pain as Aaron grins.

Tito: What a crafty move by Aaron. Sliding under the dropkick and then getting a stiff kick on the prone Sadler. I?m telling you, this kid is way beyond his years.

Bill: Yeah, well it seems they?ve forgotten about G-Unit. He?s making a charge!

G-Unit charges Aaron from behind, hitting a clothesline to the back of Aaron?s head, knocking the wonder kid down to the matt.

Tito: It seems G-Unit is going to slow down this blistering pace. It?s the only way he can win.

G-Unit kicks a fallen Sadler as he lifts Aaron up. G-Unit hits a series of stiff punches to Aaron?s chest before lifting him up in an overhead press position. He struts around the ring, holding Aaron above his head. He glares at some Aaron supporters before dumping Aaron to the outside of the ring. Aaron hits the floor hard and rolls towards the barricades.

Tito: That?s one way to eliminate the competition!

Bill: Yeah, G-Unit is deceptively strong

In the ring Sadler gets to one knee and does a football-like charge to one of G-Units knees. He clips the back of his knee, causing G-Unit to fall to the matt in pain.

Tito: Sadler doing the smart thing and taking out Unit?s vertical base.

Sadler mounts the fallen G-Unit and pounds his head with his fists. He gets a sadistic look on his face as he gets to his feet and drives a knee right into Units face. Unit grabs his visage in pain as Sadler rolls to the outside and quickly grabs a ladder. He slides it into the ring and follows. He sets up the ladder right under the Ultimate Chaos Title. The fans boo as Sadler starts his ascent to the top.

Tito: Sadler trying to end this one early!

Bill: I knew it! He was my pick to win it all!

Suddenly, Aaron MC appears climbing the turnbuckle from the outside, chair in hand. He gets to the top rope, steel chair in his left hand. As Sadler is oblivious to Aaron?s presence on the top rope, he continues to climb the ladder. When he?s ? the way up the ladder, Aaron leaps off the turnbuckle and smashes the chair into Sadler?s back. The crowd pops huge as Sadler cringes in pain, causing the ladder to tip over. Sadler tumbles to the ground, clutching his back in pain. Aaron gets a huge pop for his efforts.

Tito: You forgot about the current champ, Bill!

Bill: Yeah, yeah, yeah?

Aaron turns around, only to be met with a series of punches from a limping G-Unit. G-Unit levels Aaron with a final right hand. He then grabs the ladder and folds it up, laying it across the mat. G-Unit lifts Aaron up and gets behind him. He places his head is under one Aaron?s arms. Unit then waist locks Aaron and lifts him off the ground where he attempts a belly to back brain buster on the ladder.

Tito: He?s trying to drop Aaron on his neck onto the ladder!

Aaron struggles and at the last second manages to squirm free. He does a back flip landing on his feet, just behind the idol ladder. Unit?s momentum has him falling backwards. Aaron seizes the moment and quickly grabs Units falling neck and head in an inverted DDT position and helps drop him down onto the ladder.

Tito: Inverted DDT onto the ladder! Oh my God! Did you see how crafty Aaron was? He reversed a belly-to-belly brain buster into an inverted DDT! Unit is out! Unit is in pain!

Bill: What?! How did he do that? Unit has his arms around Aaron!

Tito: Let?s see a replay!

The replay shows as Unit was falling backwards, Aaron had managed to break Units grip. This allowed Aaron to back flip out of the move.

Tito: What resourcefulness by the young champion!

Back in the ring, Sadler is just recovering from the chair to the back. He slides to the outside and procures a second chair. He quickly slides back in the ring where Aaron awaits with a steal chair of his own. The two men circle each other with steel chairs in hand. Suddenly, they both look down as a moving G-Unit. The two men get the same idea and start double teaming G-Unit with steal chair shots. After a couple of gruelling stiff shots, G-Unit remains motionless in the ring. Aaron and Sadler quickly roll the big man out of the ring.

Tito: A rare display of teamwork? Getting the big man out is important for both these smaller men.

As Aaron finishes rolling G-Unit to the outside of the ring, Sadler quickly gets back to business, nailing Aaron with a chair shot to the back.

Bill: What goes around, comes around!

Aaron cringes in pain as he leans on the ropes for support. Sadler quickly tangles Aaron?s arms in between the ropes, causing him to be stuck. The referee looks on helplessly as he has no power to do anything in such a situation. Sadler places the chair in a seated position just in front of Aaron. He then heads to the opposite end of the ring. Sadler then runs at the chair and uses it as a springboard to leap in the air and right into Aaron. With the extra air-time, Sadler manages to drive his knee right into Aaron?s face. Aaron slouches as Sadler unties him and rolls him to the outside. Sadler is now the lone man in the ring and sets up the fallen ladder. He starts to climb it gingerly, favouring his back along the way. On the outside, G-Unit starts to come to and manages to slide a table into the ring. He rolls in and sees Sadler on the 4th rung of the ladder. G-Unit runs off the ropes and drop kicks one of the ladders legs. This causes the ladder to tip over and Sadler goes flying off, neck first into the nearest set of ropes. Sadler?s eyes widen as the shock of the thick rope across his neck causes him to spit up. He thrashes his legs violently as he struggles for air. Meanwhile, G-Unit sets up the table in the middle of the ring. He grabs Sadler and puts his head between his legs. He then lifts him up in the power bomb position and puts him through the table with a sick power bomb. The crowd gasps as Sadlers back breaks the table in half.

Tito: What a move! And this could be the end for Sadler!

Bill: No! It?s not? not? fair!

Tito: All?s fair in love and TLC matches, Bill!

Aaron rolls a second ladder into the ring and follows back into it, slightly dazed. G-Unit is setting up the ladder in the middle of the ring as well. He begins to climb it as Aaron quickly sets up the ladder right near the far post. Aaron then climbs the turnbuckle with the ladder directly in front of it. G-Unit gets within two steps of attaining the belt when Aaron jumps up uses the ladder as a leap frog. He leaps over the ladder and his momentum carries him towards the centre of the ring. Aaron kicks out his legs in a drop kick fashion, nailing G-Unit in the back. The ladder tips forward as G-Unit and the ladder fall. The momentum is so strong that Unit is falls and is carried over the top rope to the outside.

Tito: What a save by Aaron!

Aaron gets to his feet, very wobbly and sets up the ladder, slightly off centre in the ring. Sadler meanwhile gets to his knees and grabs the second ladder in the ring. He sets it up as well and begins to climb. Both men are in obvious pain as they climb two different ladders. Aaron reaches the halfway point first but his foot slips, costing him some time. Sadler evens up with Aaron. Both ladders are side by side, with both men in a dead heat. Sadler however transfers ladders and gets on the same ladder as Aaron. Both men struggle as the ladder wobbles.

Bill: It?s gonna fall!

Somehow through sheer luck the ladder remains grounded. Sadler grabs Aaron from behind in a chokehold. He then grabs Aaron?s head in an inverted DDT position. Sadler throws caution to the wind and leaps off, Aaron?s head between his arms in an inverted DDT position and nails the move.

Tito: Inverted Rage Effect off the middle of the ladder! Inverted DDT off the middle of the ladder! Good God what a move! Aaron?s neck just bounced off the matt! He isn?t moving folks!

Bill: neither is Sadler, though he?s breathing hard. That was a risk, but I don?t know if it paid off?

Meanwhile, on the outside, G-Unit finally gets to his feet. He then searches for as many tables as he can find. Unit procures 4 tables and sets them up on the outside. He sets up two tables side by side and places another table on each of the grounded tables for a total of 4.

Tito: Good God, what does he have planned for this?

Bill: He?s an idiot! He should be trying to get that title!

G-Unit slides to the inside of the ring. He looks at the carnage and decides to lift up a struggling Sadler. He hits a scoop slam on a fallen ladder and follows up with a leg drop as Sadler lays idol on a ladder in the middle of the ring. Seizing his opportunity, G-Unit heads to the outside and grabs a taller ladder, this one at least 12 feet tall. He rolls back in the ring and sets it up in the middle of the ring as Sadler and Aaron seem out of it. G-Unit struggles to get the ladder set up as Aaron finally begins to stir after what seems like an eternity. G-Unit starts his slow climb of the huge ladder. He is about half way and makes a grab for the belt but is still a foot or two short of his goal.

Bill: He?s gonna do it!

G-Unit climbs another rung but miraculously, Aaron gets to his feet. He grabs G-Unit foot as Unit tries to kick Aaron away. Aaron dodges a kick and climbs the ladder himself. Both men are on the same side, and struggling for position as the ladder teeters off balance. At this time, Sadler comes to and gets to one knee. He starts to climb the ladder as well, but from the other side.

Tito: All three men are on the same ladder! It looks like it?s gonna fall over!

The ladder wobbles but stays steady. G-Unit and Aaron struggle on one side as Sadler makes his climb, unimpeded. Sadler finally gets higher than the other two men and makes a swipe for the belt. His fingers touch the belt but it?s not enough. The belt sways overhead. Sadler jerks his body upwards, in an attempt to get the swinging belt. He misses and his sudden jerk causes the ladder to lose balance and slowly tip to the side.

Tito: The ladder is tipping over! All three men are on it!

Bill: They?re gonna land on the outside of the ring! Better yet, on the pile of tables that G-Unit had previously set up!

The ladder tips slowly at first but picks up speed, sending all three men over the top rope and onto the stack of 4 tables on the outside. Sadler hits them slightly before everyone else but the sight of all three men falling through the tables sends the crowd in a frenzy.

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy Shit! Holy shit!

Tito: Good God! It?s a damn car wreck! All three men are NOT moving!

The three men finally start to move ever so slightly. Referee John Valery checks on all three men. He signals that G-Unit is ok. He moves over to Sadler, signalling ?OK? once more. He then checks on Aaron who isn?t so lucky. Aaron is grabbing his ankle in pain. The referee undoes Aaron?s boot as a medical crew congregates. The camera zooms in on Aaron ankle, revealing a gruesome sight. The ankle is swollen beyond compare as Aaron writhes in pain. During the frenzy, Sadler is first to come to. He rolls into the ring, his face is bloodied. He grins a sadistic grin as he sets up a smaller ladder slightly to the left of the title. G-Unit rolls in as well and tries to set up another small ladder to the right of the title. Sadler sees this and pulls Unit down from the first rung of his ladder. He goes to throw an uppercut but Unit blocks and knees Sadler. Sadler keels over and Unit hits the Ballin? Hard!

Tito: Ballin Hard! Unit is the only man standing!

G-Unit grabs a table from the side of the ring and using his height, places the folded table across the two ladders as a bridge of sorts. He then starts to climb one of the ladders, very slowly. Meanwhile, on the outside, Aaron has shoved off the medical team and has limped back to the apron with a chair in hand. He braces himself on the apron for a moment, but his ankle is tender. Sadler at this moment also stirs and gets to one knee. He sees G-Unit halfway up the ladder and promptly attempts a climb of his own. Sadler, on pure adrenaline catches up the G-Unit as both men make it to the top at the same time. Both men stand on the table that is connecting both ladders. Aaron slides into the ring and quickly spots the tall 12 foot ladder lying in the corner. Aaron grabs it and props it against the table, unfolded and slanted.

Tito: Good God! You have a table bridging two ladders and a third one leaning on it! What?s Aaron doing?

Aaron starts to climb the slanted ladder as Sadler and G-Unit lock up at the top of the bridge. Sadler low blows G-Unit as the big man crouches in pain. Sadler makes a grab for the belt, but G-Unit lands a stiff shot to the gut. Finally, both me make a grab for the belt and both hold it as it remains attached to his harness. Both men tug on it as the clasps of the belt start to unlock. Aaron makes his way to the top of the bridge, steel chair in hand. With one swift shot, Aaron hits both Sadler and Unit who both relinquish hold of the belt after the stiff chair shot. The clasps undo and the belt starts to slip off the harness.

Tito: Oh my God! What?s going on?!

Bill: No one?s won it yet!

The belt falls inches before Aarons hand dashes out and catches it. The referee calls for the bell as Aaron, belt in one hand and steel chair in the other raises his arms in victory.

Tito: He?s done it! Aaron?s won!

Suddely a crack is heard as the table gives way under the weight of the three men. The table cracks and Aaron, Sadler, and G-Unit all fall through, the ladders collapsing as well.

[i]Tito: This is chaos!

[b]A team of referees rush to the ring as the bell rings. Crewmen and referees alike all try to clear the debris from the ring as the crowd pops for Aaron, but remain shocked at the collapse of the table.

[i]Tito: Get medical team in there! Good God, what a match!

Bill: Wow! All three men put on a hell of a show, but in the end that slimy bastard Aaron got his greasy hands on the prize.

Tito: Well, all three men deserved it? I wouldn?t be surprised if we have a rematch in the near future. This one was just too close

Bill: Sadler will win it if there is a rematch, he should?ve won this one

Tito: Sadler gave a hell of a performance, he just came up inches short

Bill: like phil in a penis length contest

[TKOW Board]

Tito: and its almost time for the boss to compete

Bill: give me some sleeping pills, wait a minute, I?m not going to stoop to his level

Tito: despite his addictions Soulfly is one of the top players in TKOW! And has had one half of the tag team championship?s around his waist since January?a seven month reign with several different partners

Bill: yea yea yea, he was partners with Icarus Evangeline and we all knew that wouldn?t last, thank god Dyson put the belt up for grabs and The Firm took it

Tito: and the tag team known as Cannabis Connections has been on a tear through TKOW! Piledriving the competition

Bill: im glad this is an intergender match so that D-matic doesn?t have to stink up the ring

Luniz - "I Got Five On It" begins to play throughout the arena as Soulfly, Miranda, and Vega appear at the top of the stage

Bill:...Is that Vega!?

Tito: It sure is

Bill: Yayyy...maybe i will give her my hotel number later tonight..hehe

Soulfly and Miranda walk to the ring as Vega eyeballs Bill until she joins them at the booth

Bill: Vega

Vega: Bill

Tito: Hey Vega, what are your thoughts on this match including CC?

Vega: Haha....ofcourse Cannabis Connections will win....Soulfy is the main man...and Mirandas the main girl....so i expect them to win!

Bill: Wanna be my main girl for tonight?

Vega:...no

Tito: you guys hear that? Its Ghalleons entrance music!

Bill: Wow!

As "Fallin away from me" by Korn plays, Ghalleon and his girl Sammy walk down to the ring....Ghalleon walks with a purpose, not looking at the crowd or anywhere other than right in fron of him where Soulfly and Miranda wait. Ghalleon and Sammy enter the ring.

Tito: This is sure to be good

Bill: Nah...we all know Ghalleon will win

Vega: Say what?

Bill: Nothing

The bell sounds as Miranda and Sammy start off the match. They begin with a collar and elbow tie up as Sammy gains the upper hand by grabbing the hair of Miranda and tossing her the length of the ring

Vega: ouch...ahh dont worry

This infuriates Miranda as she gets up and bitch slaps the taste out of Sammy's mouth. Sammy gets mad and goes for the tag...Ghalleon comes in...but not to hurt Miranda...but he motions to Miranda that he wants Fly

Vega: Tag him in! Soulfly can tool that bastard!

Bill: Tool me!

Tito: Shut up!

Miranda does as Ghalleon says and Fly, smiling comes into the ring..

Bill: Is he stoned?

Vega: ofcourse he is...your talking about Fly here

Tito: Who cares...its not like its a performance enhancer

Fly walks around still smiling before Ghalleon charges with a clothesline. Fly ducks. Fly not wasting this oppertunity, so he chop blocks the legs of Ghalleon and goes for "The Tree of Pain"...Ghalleons leg strength is too much as he pushes Soulfly down with them. Fly gets back to his feet.

Vega: Quit fighting like a god damned Dragonweight and get on him...power!

Soulfy no runs against the ropes to attempt a swinging neckbreaker. but Ghalleon does not stand for this as he picks Fly up in a sidewalk slam...and slams him down to the canvas and puts the pin on. 1....2....no Fly kicks outand quickly tags in Miranda. Ghalleon smiles....Miranda walks up to Ghalleon and slaps him in the face. Ghalleon still smiling tags in Sammy.

Vega: Get him Miranda!

Tito: Vega..not to be rude, but Sammy is a girl

Vega: Well its a guys name in my opinion so i will call her a guy

Tito: Fine by me

Sammy charges at Miranda and hits her with a shoulder block, Miranda quickly gets up and Sammy hits a back elbow. Miranda gets up once again, but this time when Sammy charges Miranda ducks and Sammy falls to the outside.....right below Fly. Fly smiles at this, picks Sammy up in a military press maneuver and throws her into the ring. Miranda, goes to the top rope...right across from Ghalleon who quickly rins over and pushes her off

Vega: Thats illegal!

Tito: well i guess the two are even now

Bill:...Tito...give me and Vega some..alone time

Vega: Shut your mouth boy

Bill: How about you shut yours around my big...suculant...juicy....cucumber here(Bill shows her a cucumber)

Vega(takes the cucumber and hits it over Bill): How about you rot in hell you perv

Inside the ring, Miranda gets to her feet at the same time as Sammy....both start to run at eachother when Fly pulls Miranda out of the runway and has Sammy collide with the ref...This allows all hell to break loose. Soulfly gets off the apron and grabs a chair/ Ghalleon gets in the ring to meet with Fly who gets in the ring with the chair...Fly swings, but Ghalleon ducks and kicks the chair out of Fly's hands. Both now exchange lefts and rights with Ghalleon getting the upper hand. blow after blow to the face until finally Fly becomes dazed and almost collapes...Ghalleon backs up..

Bill: whats he doing?

Tito: Lining Soulfly up!

Ghalleon lines up Soulfly with the superkick, but Fly grabs his leg and turn him around only to be caught dead on under the chin with a rebound superkick that sends Fly to the outside of the ring, but as Fly goes over, it slingshots the top rope right into the groinf of Ghalleon who crumbles to the ground in pain. Inside the ring Sammy has the upper hand on Miranda until Sammy attempts her own Superkick and Miranda kicks her leg down and hits the "Evenflow DDT" onto the chair that Soulfly had brought into the ring...She goes for the cover...1...2....3!

Vega: I told you!

Bill: So did i

Tito: You said Ghalleon was gonna win! or his team at least!

Bill: You hear only what you wanna hear!

Vega gets up from the booth and makes her way into the ring. She hugs Miranda and then consoles to Fly who is just getting up from the superkick

Tito: what a match.

**cuts backstage**

Fatal makes his way from the locker room the sound of another man coming his way his heard down the long hall; he turns looking back.

?You got everything under control, Fatal??

Fatal turns as he looked forward to Rage.

Fatal-?Yea man; it?s cool..?

Rage nodded.

Rage-?Just know I got your back.?

Fatal shrugged his shoulders.

Fatal-?I got this man?this aint gonna be no prob.?

Rage nodded.

Rage-?I?ll be waiting in the back to celebrate your victory.?

Fatal nodded as he held his right hand out to Rage; whom took it giving him dap. Rage turned walking back towards his locker room; shaking his head about how Fatal should always watch his back; TKOW is the same thing as the streets. The camera following him. Then he slowly closes the door; the camera panning back down the hall revealing Fatal lying on the ground; The Kid can be seen making his way away from Fatal as he lies in the floor; a rope around his neck.

Tito-?That Kid! Always trying to jew someone out of their matches! He could of damn near killed him!?

Bill shakes his head.

Bill-?The Kid is playing it smart; getting people out of the match before they come into it; its about the element of surprise..?

Tito shook his head.

Tito-?That?s if you??

Before Tito could finish his sentence; ?Co-Dependant" by Adema cuts in". The lights go down during the intro music. When the singing begins, pyros blast off at the entrance causing the curtains to light on fire. The lights come back dimly in a white haze and Dustin Hughes walks out of the entrance and stands beside the wall of fire and bows his head in a religious way and then walks down the ramp and onto the apron where he sits and awaits his opponent..

Tito: this is a chance for retribution for Dustin Hughes, he was in a sense robbed of the Ultimate Chaos Championship and now he gets a chance to reclaim TKOW gold

?Runnin? Remix? hits as The Kid wastes no time and runs to the ring. The bell rings as he slides in and gets to his feet. Both men waste little time and begin trading punches.

Bill: These two are going at it like Phils mom does in a bar

Tito: that?s dirty

Hughes blocks a right punch by The Kid and quickly delivers a shot to the ribs, stunning Kid long enough to hit a quick downward spiral.

Tito: a high Impact maneuver from Dustin Hughes

Both men get up at the same time and Kid quickly kicks Hughes in the gut and runs the ropes, connecting with a flying clothesline. He immediately picks Hughes up and hits a snap suplex. As he picks Hughes up a second time he is met with a European uppercut, Hughes runs to the ropes and connects with a hurricanrana. He goes for the quick cover but only manages a two count.

Bill: the kid is a skilled veteran, it?s going to take a lot more than a hurricarana to keep him down

Tito: tit?s?

Bill: that could do the trick?they seem to terrorize you just as much as they stop the blood flow to Kid?s brain

Both men rise and lock up. Kid gets the upper hand and throws Hughes into the corner. He runs towards him but is met with a hard elbow to the face. Hughes quickly climbs the ropes and leaps off, connecting with a missile dropkick that knocks Kid out of the ring and onto the concrete floor. The ref begins the count as Kid gets up. Hughes quickly runs towards him and leaps out of the ring with a huge bodysplash. Kid miraculously reaches his feet first and quickly slides in to break the count and turns and grabs Hughes and flings him into the barricade. He makes his way towards Hughes, preparing to slam him into the steps, but is met with a drop toehold and his face bounces off the steps.

Tito: that?s going to leave a mark

Suddenly Katie Winshire makes her way down the ramp as both men manage to get into the ring.

Bill: maybe she?s come to give us all lap dances

Tito: you wish Bill, but im assuming she?s here because of the alliance between her boyfriend Aaron MC and Dustin Hughes

Bill: I still say shes here to give a show

Kid hits a standing dropkick and quickly gets to his feet. He flings Hughes into the corner and runs in with a spear, then quickly follows with a tornado DDT. He goes for the cover but Hughes miraculously kicks out at 2. Kid stands up, obviously upset, and begins stalking Hughes as he groggily makes his way to his feet. As he turns he is met with Sweet Chin Rap. As he goes for the pin, Katie quickly puts Dustin?s foot onto the bottom rope. The ref stops the three count when he sees the foot on the rope.

Bill: that?s horseshit, The Kid had this match won!!!

Kid gets up, enraged, and begins screaming and pointing at Katie. As he begins to turn back towards Hughes, he is hit with The Killjoy. Hughes quickly goes for the cover

1?2?3.

Tito: It?s over! Dustin Hughes is your new Custom Champion!

Bill: Kid was robbed

Katie and Dustin make their way to the back, Dustin with the Custom title strapped across his shoulder

Tito: Kid shouldn?t be discouraged, it was a valiant effort, I expect him to continue his pursuit of gold

Bill: and I expect you to continue your pursuit of dick

Tito: lets leave you mother out of this

Bill: you little cunt

Tito: Folks, here we are. What a great night it?s been so far. That Ultimate Chaos Title match is still sending chills down my spine?

Bill: You?re telling me! But Tito, these next 4 men are arguably the BIGGEST stars TKOW! has ever had. They don?t need a gimmick match to light up this arena.

Tito: They certainly do not. However, a late stipulation coming in is that this match will be no count-out or disqualification! Whoa! What?s that?!

The arena darkens and a pulse is heard throughout the sound system.

BOOM!

A purple X flashes across the Megatron.

BOOM!

Another purples X flashes across the Megatron.

The beat gets faster and faster as the purple X keeps flashing across the screen, in tune to the beats.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Suddenly the sound stops and the arena is dead. The lights flicker back on as everyone is bewildered.

Tito: Mist be a malfunction in the back? Well, regardless, it seems things are straightened out. Without further adieu, let?s get it on!

The camera pans to Richard Head who is standing in the middle of the ring, mic in hand.

Head: Ladies and gentlemen, the following the your TKOW! Forever Main Event! It will be a four-way match featuring 4 of TKOW?s biggest Megastars. From past, present and future, these stars have changed the face of this company FOREVER! So without firther adieu, LLLLLLEEEEEEET THE FIIIIIGHT BEGIN!

?Down With The Sickness? Starts to blare over the speakers as EKP struts out onto stage. The crowd rains down a chorus of boos as the former champ mocks them.

Tito: Phil is no stranger to big matches. He?s main-evented more times than I can remember. Dealing with pressure is defiantly his forte.

Richard Head: And making his way to the ring, weighing in at 268 pounds, he is EXTREME KILLER PHIL!

Phil slides into the ring and raises his arms as the crowd boos.

After a moment?s pause, ?Did My Time? by Korn hits the speakers as TKOW?s founding father Khaos enters on the stage. The crowd seems to be in awe at the legend?s presence. He stands on the stage, arms raised before Legend rushes out from the back with a steel chair and cracks it over the back of Khaos? head! Khaos falls to the steel steps as a team of referees try to break up the melee. Legend rolls Khaos to the ring side as Phil watches on. Suddenly, Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" hits the loudspeaker and after a few seconds, Jason Starr appears on top of the rampway with his TKOW World Title draped over his right shoulder. He sprints down towards the action as the bell rings. Phil exits the ring to meet Starr head on. Phil steadies himself as the World Champ charges down the ramp.

Tito: Folks, this one started off like a rocket!

Khaos and Legend go at it by the announcers table as Starr charges down the ramp. Phil braces himself as Starr slams into him with full force. The momentum carries both men into the ring apron, with Phil getting the worst of it. Starr straddles Phil and starts raining down blows with unmatched fury and precision. The crowd goes nuts at Starr?s unmatched physical intensity. Senior official John Valery struggles to maintain a hold on the action as all 4 men are on the outside.

Tito: Remember, this match became a no count-out, no DQ match.

Bill: Yeah, Valery needs his head to be on a swivel if he wants to call this match!

Legend continues to pummel on Khaos. He lifts up the big man and rams his head into the steel guard rail. Khaos crouches down, grimacing in pain but shoots up suddenly with an open-handed jab right to Legend?s throat. Legend staggers back, choking as Khaso gets to his feet and quickly delivers a fast and sharp series of kicks to Legends calves and thighs. The sounds of flesh being slapped and pounded can be heard as Khaos continues the martial arts-style assault on Legend. Finally, Legend?s vertical base gives way as he falls to one knee. Khaos sizes him up and goes for a low round house to the head. Legend sees this and ducks at the last second. Khaos? foot zooms past Legends head and slams straight into the steel ring steps. Khaos grimaces in pain. Legend quickly springs up to his feet and takes Khaos out with a clothesline as the fans go wild.

Tito: What an exchange by those two men! Intense isn?t even adequate to describe it!

Meanwhile Starr and Phil are going at it with much intensity as well. After a sly eye gouge, Phil regains control and rolls Starr into the ring for the first time. Phil rolls in after and the two men lock up. Phil gets the early advantage and low blows Starr. EKP follows up quickly with a European uppercut. Starr staggers and Phil takes advantage by attempting a Full Nelson Slam. Starr wingles free and immediately rolls Phil up for the pin.

Valery: 1??2 No!

Phil kicks out and both men spring to their feet. Phil charges at Starr who side steps, sending Phil over the top rope and right into the melee between Khaos and Legend. Legend pauses the beat down and stares at Phil before putting the boot to the ex-champ. On the inside of the ring, Starr runs off the ropes and executes a perfect Catapult Springboard Splash to the outside, where he lands cleanly on EKP, Legend and Khaos. The crowd pops as Starr raises his hands, an intense look on his face.

Tito: Well Starr taking a page out of his brother, David Rave?s, book?

Bill: Yeah, he does look in control tonight.

Starr rolls Legend into the ring and follows. On the outside, EKP and Khaos struggle to their feet. EKP starts to chop at Khaos? chest. After a few chops, Khaos manages to block one and in one quick motion, lock in a reverse arm bar on Phil. Phil tries to spin out of the move, but Khaos holds on tight. Using his Phil?s arm, Khaos lifts Phil up and executes a backdrop on the outside. Phil cries in pain as the pressure increases 10-fold on his arm.

Bill: What was that?

Tito: Some sort of a reverse arm-bar suplex! Unheard of!

Khaos rolls into the ring where Starr has Legend in the turnbuckle. Starr is applying the boot to Legends neck when Khaos takes a run and hits a huge splash, knocking Starr into Legend and squashing both in the corner. Legend slumps to the matt and Starr is lifted by Khaos who executes a quick powerslam, followed up with a quick leg drop. Khaos then lifts Starr, grabs his arm and executes a side-arm take down. Khaos holds the arm and leans forward, putting his weight on the Starr?s shoulder forcing him face down to the mat. He quickly uses this position to set up a Wakigatame Armbar.

Tito: Shades of Yoshiaki Fujiwara. Khaos is showing his Japanese influence here tonight.

As Starr grimaces in pain, Legend gets to his feet. He sees Khaos applying the Armbar. He quickly grabs one of Khaos? legs, puts his foot under his armpit, leans back and applies an Achilles Tendon Hold.

Tito: Whoa! Legend showing that he is also well versed in Puro. This hold was a staple of the Great Muta!

Bill: Great Puta? Tito, let?s keep your mom out of this telecast?

Phil finally rolls into the ring, and sees the 3-man submission hold inside the ring. He promptly rushes over to Legend and applies a sleeper hold as he laughs maniacally. Unfortunately for Phil, he is too close to Starr?s free legs. Starr swings his legs and catches Phil?s head between them. Starr clamps down hard as Phil?s head is trapped between Starr?s powerful legs. The crowd cheers as all 4 men apply a submission move simultaneously.

Tito: What a predicament we have here!

Bill: Wow, I haven?t seen a tangled mass of bodies like this since the last orgy I?

Tito: Can you just call the match, please?

Bill: Whatever you say, ass-pirate.

Phil manages to break free as Legend also relinquishes his hold. Legend promptly kicks Khaos, causing him to stop his hold on Starr. All four men are on their hands and knees, each lamenting about a different part of their body. Starr, who had been under Khaos? submission the longest of the 4 men, crawls to the corner. Phil, the freshest of the quartet rushes a slumped Starr and drives his knee into Starr?s face. He lays the boot down on Starr as the champ remains slumped in the corner. Starr falls forward on his stomach and Phil quickly pounces on him, applying a Bow and Arrow hold.

Tito: Phil showing that he is no slouch when it comes to working the mat.

On the other side of the ring, a drowsy Legend staggers towards Khaos with an arrant clothesline. Khaos easily ducks it and grabs Legend in a rear waist lock position. From there, he lifts Legend up into an Argentine Back Breaker (Torture Rack). Khaos jumps up and down slightly, wrenching on the back. Before much damage can be done, Legend manages to slip out and roll down Khaos? backside. Legend skilfully spins down and rolls Khaos over into a pin.

Tito: A quick pin! This could be over!

Valery: 1?..2?. No!

Khaos manages to kick out but it?s a close call. The crafty Legend waits for Khaos to get up and quickly hits a drop kick, knocking the martial artist to the outside of the ring. He promptly follows. On the other corner of the ring, Starr uses his power to break the Bow and Arrow. He clutches his back in pain as Phil stalks the champ. Phil casually lays to boot to the champ as he also taunts the fans. This mistake proves costly as when Phil turns back around to face the champ, he is met with a closed fist to the mouth. Phil?s eyes widen as he staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. Starr approaches Phil who answers back by spitting a thick mouthful of blood right into Starr?s face. Starr is momentarily blinded but still manages to duck an EKP clothesline. Phil spins around right into an Enzeguri kick by the champ. Starr connects squarely with Phil?s head as Phil hits the mat like a sack of potatoes. Starr lifts Phil up and gets behind him. Starr then executes a German Suplex but is not content with just one. He keeps the hold locked and hits another 3 German suplexes. Phil grabs his neck in pain as Starr goes for the pin.

Valery: 1?..2?.. No!

Phil manages to get his shoulder up just in the nick of time. On the outside, Khaos and Legend continue to duke it out. Legend manages to toss Khaos into the crowd and follows. The crowd parts like the Red Sea as the two larger than life Megastars battle it out, trading stiff shot. Khaos manages to block a few Legend blows and delivers a swift kick to Legends jewels.

Bill: He?ll feel THAT in the morning!

Legend keels over as Khaos hits a stiff DDT on the outside. He grabs Legends head and drags him back over the guardrail and to the ringside. In the ring, Starr grabs Phil by the head and puts him in a powerbomb position. Phil struggles out and hit a back body drop, flooring Starr. Phil quickly locks in a sharpshooter as he grimaces, blood gushing from his mouth. Starr shakes his head ?no? as John Valery asks him if he wishes to quit. On the outside, Killa K rolls Legend to the inside of the ring as he climbs the turnbuckle. He signals to the crowd and leaps off with the Showstoppa (shooting star press). He nails the move perfectly and goes for the pin.

Tito: It?s gotta be over now!

John Valery is slow to make the count but gets their either way.

Valery: 1??..2??.. No!

At the last second, Phil broke his sharpshooter on Starr to break up the count.

Tito: Phil shows some intelligence (OOC: Yeah, I laughed at that line as well) and breaks the count. He doesn?t want this match to end unless he?s the victor.

Starr uses the ropes to get to his feet as Phil works on Khaos. He quickly kicks Khaos in the gut and gets him in the position for a screwdriver. He nails the move with huge impact as the fans cringe at the stiffness.

Tito: The Killer Driver! The Killer Driver! That can kill you!

Bill: Yes? Way to deduce that, Sherlock.

Before Phil can even manages a pin, Starr hobbles over beside him and hits a Russian leg sweep. He then lifts a dazed Phil and nails a Tiger Driver.

Tito: It?s the Screaming Eagle! Screaming Eagle!

Starr rolls a motionless Phil to the outside of the ring.

Tito: What?s he doing?!

Bill: I don?t think he believe that he can pin Phil?

Starr then lifts Khaos who is barely motionless, as he just received Phil?s Killer Drive. He throws Khaos? body to the turnbuckle and mounts it, dragging Khaos along with him. Starr locks in the Burning Hammer position as the fans pop. Starr leaps off the top rope and nails a top rope Burning Hammer on Khaos. The fans pop at the impact as Starr goes for the pin.

Valery: 1????

Phil starts to move on the outside and gets to the apron.

Valery: 2?????

Phil rolls into the ring?

Valery: 3!

Phil makes a move but it?s too late as John Valery calls for the bell.

Tito: He?s done it! Starr has retained against all odds!

Bill: he got lucky! This was Phil?s match!

Tito: A win?s a win, Bill!

Valery raises Starr?s arms as his music hits.

Tito: what a remarkable night we?ve had, We?ve had a new champion crowned and saw some of the most brutal action in the history of TKOW! For Bill Jakes I?m Tito Poppi, See you in two weeks at Total Conflict