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- [Fade In] -

The scene starts up in the dressing room of Ghalleon. Inside is Ghalleon sitting in his ring attire with Sammy standing across from him wearing a light blue shirt and shorts with white tennis shoes.

Sammy: So, you ready for this match?

Ghalleon:....Ready as I'll ever be.

Sammy: What's wrong? Are you nervious?

Ghalleon: No, just Ghalleon sighs slightly, anxious or psyched. I can't tell the difference right now. I'm not shaky or such, I guess its that I just can't wait to get into that ring.

Sammy: Heh, don't let any of those morons intimidate you. You're Ghalleon, the leader of the Crimson Knights, ally to Chief. You can handle this sort of stuff easily. Now lets go get Hector from the coffee room and lets get ready for this match.

Ghalleon: Its a caged match you know.

Sammy: So, who says I can't come out to ringside to see you wrestle? The same for Hector watching you. Anyways, lets get going.

Ghalleon: ....Yeah.

With that, Ghalleon and Sammy walked over to the metal door and Ghalleon turned the knob to open the door. He pulled the door open and Sammy walked out into the hall with Ghalleon following shortly after her. As he walked out into the hallway, the door closed shut behind him.

[Ringside]

?Cold? by Crossfade plays throughout the arena, amidst a fury of explosions from the fireworks display on the entrance ramp.


Tito:Hello Everyone and Welcome to The Orange Bowl in Miami, Florida for TKOW! Rumble In The Jungle, I?m Tito Poppi alongside the lovely as always Vega Dominugez and the man that smells like used tampons ?The Playboy? Bill Jakes

Bill Jakes:Can we not even start the show without you making lewd comments towards me

Vega:Can you die and go to hell

Bill Jakes:My point exactly

Tito:Anyways, we have an action packed show in store for the sold out crowd in attendance and the millions watching around the world, in our main event the TKOW! World Heavyweight Champion Jason Starr defends his strap against Icarus Evangeline in what I expect to be a Match of the Year Candidate

Bill Jakes:You also expect Extreme Killer Phil to beat Dustin Hughes

Tito:That may Very well happen Bill

Jakes:Dustin Hughes will retain his Twisted Pleasures Championship while Icarus will walk away as the new world champion

Vega:Since when did anyone care what you think

Jakes:Everyone cares Vega, I?m the greatest announcer in TKOW! History, everybody cares what I think

Vega:you mean the heaviest

Tito:We also crown the annual ?King Of The Jungle? tonight as six megastars compete inside a Hell In A Cell

Vega:Seshiro Sakura will stun everyone in this match

Jakes:Nonsense Ghalleon will dominate this match and chalk up a huge win for PoW.

Tito:Speaking of PoW Hardcore Al engages in what I expect to be a brutal two out of three match with his brother Rotten Treats while Chief and Wildcat Lynn Brewster team up to face SCW alumni Deems and Rick Dushae, where the partners were ?forced? to team up by CEO Soulfly

Jakes:Wildcat and Chief pulled a fast one of Soulfly, this will be a cakewalk victory for them

Vega:noone pulls a fast one on Soulfly and gets away with it, If I were Lynn Brewser I?d be looking over my shoulder everywhere I go

Tito:all that aside they might have some trouble from former WWE sensation Rick Dushae who has pinned the current champion Randy Orton he may have the skill to give PoW a major headache, and Deems isn?t exactly what I?d call a pushover

Jakes:I will

Vega:But you two are missing the best part of the whole show?after the show we will lose either G-Unit or Odin, that alone calls for a big celebration at The FIRM?s private suit afterwards, hopefully they find a way to both lose

Jakes:For once I have to agree

Tito:I think this a great deal for SCW they get to take someone with unlimited potential and possible tap something great out of whoever they get

Jakes:highly doubtful

Vega:TKOW! Benefited the most from that match, they lose one of them and get Sakura

Tito:well we won?t have to wait long to find out who leaves TKOW!

Vega leans back in her chair and props her feet on the table

Vega:I?m going to get comfortable so I can enjoy this

She removes her headset so she can lean all the way back against the security rail


Richard Head: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and the loser must go to SCW! Introducing first, G-Unit!

?One the G? is heard over the PA System and the crowd goes NUTS as Trilville and Lil Jon?s ?Neva Eva? song hits and G-Unit makes his way to the ring. Walks out with his newly acquired Ultimate Chaos title. He stops at the entrance where he walked out from and he holds out his arms, (like RAVEN). With the title in one hand and nothing in the other. G-Unit comes to the ring and gets in and does his pyros (Like Kevin Nash) holding up his title. As the pyros stops he stops and waits for his opponent.

Richard Head: And his opponent tonight....

But before G-Unit could even reach the ring, Odin jumps out from the crowd attacks G-Unit with hard right hands.

Jakes: Well, lets get this snooze fest over with.

Poppi: What are you talking about? These men are world class athletes.

Jakes: That might be true in your eyes, but in my eyes all I see is the insides of my eye-lids. I'm going to sleep.

Poppi:....Well, anyways here we go with Odin with the quick offence.

Odin quickly rushes over to G-Unit and starts to tie up with him. He gets the upper hand rather quickly by delivering a vicious Belly to Belly Suplex. He gets back up and stomps on G-Unit's chest about three or four times. Odin shakes his head slightly as he rolls his eyes as he picks up G-Unit and sets him on the top rope. Odin then climbs to the top and delivers a devastaing D.D.T from the top rope. He rolls G-Unit over and gets the pin.

1...

2...

3!

Poppi: And thats the match. Bill, wake up.

Jakes: Zzzz...

Vega sits back up and smacks Bill in the back of the head before putting on her headset

Jakes:ASSAULT!!

Vega:you don?t want to see assault

The song gossip by classified starts to play with Al posing on the big screen. When the lyrics start he comes out to the ramp showing off to the crowd and kissing ladies on the way down to the ring. Before he enters the ring he does a little dance on the apron. He finally goes in and goes to the corner turnbuckle and poses like Randy Orton to the fans.

Head: Coming to the ring ... Hardcore Allllllll

"Ya'll Want a single" by Korn blares on the speakers. On the Khaostron, A black hummer pulls up. Chief, AL, and Treats steps out of the hummer and walks towards the camera in slowmow(like Evolution). When the song goes "boom, boom, boom..." A few bullet holes appear on the screen, which 2 of them hits Chief and Al in the head. There?s a silent moment as Blood flows down the screen. The name "Rotten Treats" appears in the blood and the heavy part kicks in as Treats comes out and plays the crowd like edge does.

Head: And his Opponent ... Rotten Treatsssss

The music continues as the crowd waits for Treats but noone comes through the curtain.

Head: Rotten Treatssssss

The music restarts but again noone comes through the curtains

Richard Head discusses the matter with the referee as the music stops

Head: Coming to the ring ... Rotten Treatssssss

The music blares again as Treats finially comes through the curtain and makes his way to the ring.

Tito: Treats looks focussed. I wonder why he took so long to come out

Bill: I don't know Tito but it looks like we're still gonna see brother vs. brother

Treats and Al circle each other and Al makes the first move, charging at Treats and hitting him with a shoulder block. However Treats seems to rebound from it fairly quickly and manages to apply a headlock to Al. Al struggles to get out and pushes Treats through the ropes and to the outside floor. Al jumps out and the two exchange blows. Treats throws Al up against the announcers table and then throws him back into the ring

Tito: Some action on the outside but now they are heading back into the ring

Bill: These two look like the knew each other well.

Vega: Well they are brothers dipshit

Bill: Whore

*SMACK*

Bill: You bitch That hurt

Vega: Go ahead ... call me it again

Once back in the ring Treats starts applying the boots to Al, then goes outside the ring to get a chair. Meanwhile Al has been able to get to his feet. As Treats crawls back in the ring, Al manages to hit him with a baseball slide to the knee and Treats slips, hitting his head on the ring edge. A small trickle of blood starts from a cut on Treats forehead as Al pulls him up by the hair and does a suplex into the ring. Al goes for a cover

1........2.....Kickout.

Tito: Close fall by Hardcore Al

Al pulls Treats up again and throws him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Treats ducks and catches Al with a crossbody block off the ropes. He goes for a cover

1.......Kickout

Tito: Treats won't win this that easily

Bill: But he's losing alot of blood Tito

Vega: There's blood everywhere

Treats gets up with Al by the hair and Irish Whips Al into the corner and goes for a splash but Al moves and Treats catches his head on the ring corner, opening the wound on his forehead even more. The blood is flowing freely as Al goes to return the favor of the Irish Whip, but Treats is able to reverse it and hit the corner with Al and this time connects with the body splash this time. Al falls forward as Treats tries to wipe the blood from his face. Treats climbs up on the top rope and goes for....the Slam the Dead (Swanton Bomb) and hits it!

Treats covers Al

1.......2......3!!!

Treats wins the fall! He gets to his feet, his face a crimson mask as he looks back over at Al.

Tito: First fall goes to Rotten Treats

Vega: Al better be careful or he'll be on the losing end

Al starts to get to his feet as Treats quickly runs over and attempts a neckbreaker, Al sees him coming and shoves Treats off of him and over the top rope and to the floor where a chair was laying at. Treats smashes his face hard on the chair as he fell on top of it, Treats rolls off of the chair exposing a small puddle of blood on the chair, he covers his face with his right hand while Al starts to get his breath back. Al stands up and walks over to the opposite side of the ring and rolls out and starts to pull out a weapon. Treats starts to get back to one knee as Al walks over to him with his left arm behind his back. Al winds up and gets ready to punch Treats with what seems to be a pair of Brass Knuckles wrapped with two or three lines of Barbed Wire but just as Al was to punch, Treats nails a low-blow on Al. Al crumples to the ground as Treats grabs the chair he landed on, Treats picks it up and nails Al on his back with the bloody chair three times. Treats tosses the chair down on the floor as he starts to walk over to the announcers table.

Tito: What is Treats about to do?

Bill: I'm not sure but it could hurt

He clears off the table of the water, T.V's and other things, he then walks back over to Al as he's about to get back to one knee. As Treats gets closer to Al, Al quickly delivers a devastating drop toe hold to Treats into the steel steps, face first. Treats nose and mouth busts open, he rolls over to show that his face is covered with blood. Al stands up and grabs the bloody chair and puts it up against Treats's face. Al takes about six or seven steps back from where he stood up, he took a deep breath and started to run towards Treats as fast as he can. As he gets closer, Treats quickly rolls out of the way and got up and charged at Al. He swung the chair at Al's face and nailed him with an extreme force. Al went flying into the steel steps with blood pouring over his face, neck and floor from the chair shot. Treats then crumples to the floor as he tossed the chair to the side.

Tito: Both men look dead

Vega: I'll give Al a rub down later

Bill: Whor...

*SMACK*

Bill: Dammit

Vega: I warned you

About a minute to minute-and-a-half passed until the two started to move again. Treats was the first to his feet, even though he was wobbly. He walked over to Al and bent over to pick him up and started to deliver chops to Al's bare chest. Al countered back with a knee to the stomach, he then grabed Treats and swung him into the ring post face first. Treats falls back and Al starts to get back into the ring. He climbs up to the top ropes and gives the 'Its over' sign with his arms (Like what Scott Hall used to do for the Razor's Edge). He gets on the very top of the ropes and dives off with a Shooting Star Press onto Treats. Al connects and quickly follows up with a pin.

Tito: What a move by Al

Vega: Al know all the moves

1...

2...

...3!

Bill: Al has tied this at 1 apiece

Tito: It all comes down to this third and final fall

The two men roll on the mat trying to regain their strength and start to walk towards separate corners. Both men pull themselves up to their feet and look over the each other as both start to run. They meet in the middle of the ring and hit each other with a clothesline. As both men hit the ground hard each has a leg on their opponent and the referee is forced to count both men's shoulders to the mat

1...2... Double Kickout

Tito: Both men had the instinct to raise their shoulders

Vega: Neither man wants to lose Tito

Bill: Good observation Einstein

Vega: Shut up queer

Al is the first back to his feet and he hits Treats with a dropkick that sends him back into the ropes and Treats becomes tangled in the ropes. Al jumps on the chance and bites Treats nose. Al stops and spits out the Rene's blood as he rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs the chair from ringside as the referee tried to untangle Treats.

Tito: What is Al about to do

Bill: He's trying to win Tito

Al rolls back into the ring and runs at the rotten one as the referee has gotton him untangled. Al swings with the chair as Rene falls out of the way and the chair bounces off the ropes and into Al's face opening his own nose. Rene quickly capitalizes and rolls up his brother

1...2.. Kickout

Tito: Al was able to kickout

Bill: There's still life in the old boy

Al rolls to his feet as Rene gets to his knees. Al waits as Treats stumbles over to the ropes and Al runs and both men tumble over the top rope. Al picks up his brother and drags him up the ramp way toward the backstage. As the get to the top of the ramp Al picks Treats up on his shoulder and throws him like a lawn dart into the steel wall. Treats bounces off and lands face first into the ground below. Al picks him up again and throws him once more into the steel wall. Al then attempts a pile driver unto the aisle way but Treats reverses the hold and slingshots his brother. Al flies and hits his head off the bottom off the titan tron as blood starts to gush out of his forehead. Al stumbles back and trips over Rene and rolls down the aisle way toward the ring.

Tito: It looks like both men might just bleed to death before someone loses.

Bill: It wouldn't surprise me Tito

Rene crawls to the ring as Al pulls himself up and starts to search under the ring. As Rene
reaches the ring Al pulls out a fire extinguisher and sprays it into Rene's face. Rene blindly walks around as Al takes hold of the fire extinguisher and blasts Rene over the head with it. Al rolls Rene into the ring and covers

1...2... Kickout

Vega: Damn it ... I wanted to party with Al tonight

Bill: I'm sure he'll still party with you. He's always looking for a good whore to

*SMACK*

Vega: I'll kill you Bill

Tito: Kill Bill Vol. 3

Al positions himself and waits as Rene starts to move. He waits and waits as Rene wobbles up and starts to get to his feet. Rene finally gets up and strolls around as Al moves into motion. Rene turns around as Al lifts his foot and connects with Rene's chin.

Vega: Superkick by Al. There's gonna be a party tonight

Tito: He still has to pin

Al falls for the cover

1...2... Kickout

Vega: Noooo

Tito: Treats kicked out of the superkick and Al does not look happy

Al stays focused and climbs the turn buckle to the top rope. He raises his hands and jumps off for the elbow drop but Rene is able to roll to the side and Al hits the mat hard. Al lays there holding his elbow as Treats makes his way to his feet as Al rolls over onto his knees. Treats rolls out of the ring and searches under the ring pulling out the golf club. He rolls back into the ring and stands over Al. He gets ready to swing but Al leaps up and hits a spear sending Treats back into the ropes.

Tito: He's tangled in the ropes again

Al grabs the golf club and gets ready to swing. He walks closer and swings the club right into Rene's ribs. Rene spits up blood and spits it into Al's face. Al wipes the blood off his face and starts to pound his fist into Rene's head.

Bill: Al looks angry

Vega: He just had blood spit in his face

Bill: That's nothing ... I went down on a girl on her period once.

Tito: That's dirty

As Al is punching away, Treats kicks him in the groins. Rene untangles himself and falls to one knee. Once Al catches his breath, he runs at his older brother. As Al gets close, Rene hip tosses him over the ropes but Al lands on the apron. They both start trading blows, but no one can get the advantage. Out of frustration, Rene runs at the ropes on the other side as Al quickly tries to get back inside the ring. As Treats comes back, Al uses Rene's own momentum and belly to belly suplexes him. Rene goes flying over the ropes and all the way thru the announcers table....The crowd goes nuts.

Al drags himself out of the ring and over to his fallen brother. Al picks up Rene and rolls him back in the ring. But before following him, Al reaches under the ring and pulls out a table to the crowd's delight. Al slides the table inside the ring and then enters himself. He then picks up the table but before he can do anything with it, Treats does a quick kick up and dropkicks the table right in Al's face. Both brothers are down again, but after a few long seconds, Rene rolls out the ring and reaches under the ring. He searches a bit but then gets a sadistic smile. He pulls out a table of his own, only this one is wrapped in barbed wire, and slides it in.

With hardly any energy left, Treats stumbles backwards and uses the barricade for support. As he leaves the barricade, a fan grabs his arm. Rene turns in confusion as the fan hands him a black bag. He looks inside and gets another smile. He thanks the fan and rolls back inside. As he gets up, Al was waiting and smashes the golf club over Rene's head, making a red splash. Al then stumbles back to the table and finally sets it up close to one of the corners. He then goes back to pick up Rene, but out of nowhere, Rene shoves him back and does a quick super kick to Al's face. Rene takes 2 steps forward but then falls down on his face. A puddle of blood quickly assembles around the heads of the 2 fallen men.

A long moment passes by before there?s any movement. The crowd goes crazy to try to encourage both men. Finally, Rene rolls onto his back, looking at the lights above. Al's hand slowly goes to his broken face. Rene forces himself up to his hands and knees and crawls over to the barbed wired table. Al slowly gets to his knees but has his back to Rene. Treats slowly gets up and picks up his table. He then props it into a corner. As Al turns finally gets to his feet, Rene runs around the ring and stops at the opposite corner of the barbed wired table. Al is still dazed and staggers a bit backwards, towards the barbed wired death trap. Rene then rushes Al with a spear. Only, at the last second, Al moves out of the way and sends Rene head first thru the barbed wired table. Al takes advantage and pulls his brother out of the corner, which some of Rene's skin rips off on the Barbed wire, and goes for a pin.

...1

...2

...3

Tito:NO! He kicked out!

Al can do nothing but lay there for the moment. both brother's blood become one pool until they both force each other up. with very weak legs holding them up, they start to trade very slow, but big, punches, sending blood flying with each blow. On one punch, Rene ducks and Al spins with his missed punch, exposing his back. Rene hits a quick belly to back suplex to Al and then slowly crawls over to where the bag he received from the fan laid. He picks it up and staggers over to the table Al had set up earlier and emptys the content of the bag onto the table. The crowd goes nuts as the shiny thumb tacks fill the surface of the table.

Rotten Treats stumbles over to Al and picks him up. Rene throws Al to the corner but Al counters it, only for Rene to also counter, sending Al in the corner. Rene walks over to Al and sits him on the top rope. Before Rene can climb up after him however, he falls to one knee out of fatigue. Theres a few seconds of no motion except for Al's blood falling on the back of Rene's head. Al finally realizes where he is so he starts to climb down, but is met half way by Rene. They both trade blows until both are standing on the top rope. Rene gets the advantage and out of no where delivers a sick Tower of Doom (Brain Buster from the top) to Al, sending both of them thru the thumb tack filled table.

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!...

Both broken bodies lay there lifeless for a very long moment but Rene finaly lifts up his arm in the air, holding it there for a couple of seconds, then drops it across Al's chest.

...1

...2

...3

Kickout!!!

Tito The crowd is in a frenzy now!

Bill: Al HAD to be dead, but had just enough left in him to stay in the game.

Vega:[/B]The ring is a wreck! Blood, chairs, a golf club, thumb tacks, broken tables and barbed wire!

Al fights to get up, showing all the thumb tacks in his head and face. Rene does the same except most of the tacks are in his back. Rene uses the ropes to get up and Al stumbles over to him. Al punches Rene a few times and then tangles him up for the 3rd time in the ropes.

Al rolls out of the ring and pushes aside Richard Head as he grabs his chair and slides back into the ring. He lays down the chair and waits as Rene finally gets untangled and is standing. He goes to kick Rene in the gut but Rene catches his foot and throws it aside. Al swings it around and up looking to hit a dragonkick but Treats is able to duck and as Al finished the turn, Rene hits a RKO onto the chair. Treats crawls over and hooks the leg.

1...2....3

Head: And you're winner ... Rotten Treatsssss

"Ya'll Want a Single" blares as backstage assistants come down from the back to help the two wrestlers.

Tito: Rotten Treats has beating his brother 2 falls to 1

Vega: I'll have to check on Al later

Bill: Whore

*Smack*

Officials continue trying to help the combatants but neither wrestler will accept the help and start to walk back on their own as the screaming crowd gives both men a standing ovation for their battle.

Tito:[/B]Up next we have a gr?

Tito continues talking but his mic stops working

Bill:HA HA, your mic isn?t working Poppi, haha

Tito begins fiddling with the mic, trying to get it to work, Vega tries to speak but she is also having difficulties.

Bill:yes!!! I?m the only one that can talk, this is awesome!!

Vega and Tito look at each other and nod, then they each backhand Bill simultaneously, knocking him to the floor as several technicians arrive to work on the problem

Head:Coming to the ring Rick Dushhhhaeeee!!!

Shinra Corporation by Nobuo Uematsu plays and Rick Dushae comes out to cheers. He climbs in the ring awaiting his partner.

Head:and his partner?..Deeeeeeeeeems!!!!!

?Bloodline by Slayer plays as thunder crashes and lightning flashes. Deems comes out and stands there for a minute then proceeds down to the ring.

Head:and their opponents, representing Pyscho?s On Wheels, Wiiiiiildcat Lynn Brewster and Chiiiiiiiiieeeeffff

What Do I Have To Do by Stabbing Westward starts and Chief and Wildcat Lynn Brewster appear together at the top of the ramp. The crowd starts booing as they make their way down to the ring, both oblivious to the sound. They climb in the ring and discuss strategy as they both watch Dushae and Deems. Deems seems ready to tear his former partner Wildcat apart while Dushae seems a bit indifferent

The referee calls for the bell, and Wildcat and Deems start the match. Deems charges at Wildcat but she manages to side step him and turns as Deems comes off the ropes for a clothesline. She ducks once again and catches Deems with a shoulder block that sends him to the mat. Deems gets up quickly and goes after Wildcat again but she once more avoids him and hits the ropes herself and catches him with a flying crossbody block this time, and both go to the mat. Both get up quickly and stop in their tracks, seemingly realizing that they both underestimated their opponents.

Wildcat tags in Chief who immediately takes up the offense coming off the ropes and hitting another shoulder block. Deems rolls to his corner and tags in the fresh Dushae, who seems to be waiting for this. He jumps over the top rope and charges at Chief, who gets a headlock for a moment before Dushae quickly breaks the hold. Dushae applies an armbar to Chief, but Chief immediately gets in the ropes, forcing the break. Dushae seems unhappy with this but breaks the hold. He runs the ropes and charges at Chief but Wildcat manages to get outside and pull down the top rope and Dushae goes over the top. He lands outside by Wildcat and while Chief distracts the ref, Wildcat goes after Dushae, but ends up in a brawl that the ref sees and breaks up. Dushae keeps an eye on Wildcat while climbing back in the ring against Chief. Chief immediately goes over and tags in Wildcat.

Tito:[/B]testing, yes the?.

Wildcat gets in and immediately the match turns into a brawl with both people throwing fists like it was a boxing match. Finally the ref gets them broke up, and Dushae goes over and tags in Deems. Deems comes in and manages to get a kick to Wildcat in the stomach while she?s distracted by Dushae, who is trashing talking her. Deems throws Wildcat to the ropes and hits her this time with the clothesline and Wildcat goes down. As she rolls around on the mats Deems tags in Dushae and they start putting the boots to her, but Chief quickly intervenes. Deems and Chief get into while Dushae is working on Wildcat. The ref finally restores order temporarily and sends Chief and Deems out. Dushae pulls Wildcat up and tries to Irish Whip her into the corner, but Wildcat reverses it and Dushae ends up there. Wildcat goes to the opposite corner, to go for a splash and Deems comes charging in. Wildcat sees this and sends Deems into the ropes. He ducks her attempt at a clothesline, but Chief is on the other side, and pulls down the ropes. Deems lands with a sickening thud and Chief pulls him up. Deems starts throwing punches at Chief, and Chief manages to throw Deems into the security fence. The two men start brawling around the ring, and Chief manages to use a chair on Deems, and Deems goes down, blood pouring from him. But Deems gets to his feet, not willing to give up. The two men begin battling up the ramp throwing each other into the metal stage, fencing and all.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Wildcat goes for the splash on Dushae, but Dushae manages to move in time. Wildcat seems to be laying there, while Dushae seems to be setting her up for a superkick But suddenly...just as it seems Wildcat is walking into Dushae?s superkick...she goes for her version, the Cat Scratch!! Both drop to the mat, seemingly knocking each other out.

Vega:?is some fucking bullshit, Hey mines working now!!!

The referee starts counting...1.......2........3.......4........5...

there is some life from Wildcat as she rolls over on her stomach. Meanwhile Dushae is trying to get to his knees, but the ref keeps counting...6.......7.....

Vega:If there is a god they will both lose this match

Bill:[/B]I can?t stand to see PoW lose again, hey im back on air

Both Wildcat and Dushae are on their knees......8...

Wildcat tries to get up but she falls over backwards. Dushae is upon both knees...9...

but Dushae collapses on his face...10!!!

Winner?No Contest...double count out

Tito:and the match is over and hopefully so are the audio problems, we apologize to those at home for the mishaps

Bill:If Soulfly wouldn?t spend all the budget on putting special brownies backstage we could get some decent shit

vega:[i]I could suggest it to him to remove you from the payroll to free up some extra money

Tito:[I]our equipment is fine, it?s just sometimes?.shit happens

Chief stops pounding on Deems and stares at the ring, realizing the bell has been rung. He sees both people down in the ring. He runs down, and pulls Wildcat out of the ring as Dushae gets up. Wildcat is coherent but unable to stand. Dushae starts trash talking her and Wildcat can be heard saying...This aint over!!

Vega:[i]it?ll be over for you ne?.

Vega?s mic goes out once again

Tito:[i]Oh no not again

jakes:[I]no, this is great, they decided to shut up the bitch!!!

[TKOW Board]

Tito: Folks, here we are. It?s time for the King of the Jungle match!

Bill: That?s right. Inside that giant steel cell, six of TKOW?s finest will battle it out in a no holds barred match. The rules are simple in that there is only one! First pin-fall wins the match and it doesn?t matter what you use to get it!

Tito: We?ve seen some unbelievable finishes here in the King of the Jungle matches. Our past winners though, Radikal and Gideon aren?t really around anymore, are they?

Bill: Ha! One hasn?t been seen in ages and the other one bit the dust!

Tito: Well, yes?. Anyway, all six men are very familiar faces in TKOW!? Well everyone except this Sakura fellow.

Bill: Yeah, his stint in SCW was pretty impressive, especially after Soulfly took this guy into the Firm and under his wing.

Tito: He?s the perennial underdog to say the least. What about favourites?

Bill: It?s hard to say. Aaron has been hot as of late, but Ghalleon is showing a fire and desire that I?ve yet to see from him. Sadler as always is a wily veteran and can pull out any victory. Karnij is just flat out intense, not to mention huge. As for Phoenix? He?s probably the most decorated of the six men and personally my pick to win it all!

Tito: You?re crazy? Why would you want Phoenix to win?

Bill: Meh, it beats that preMadonna, Aaron MC, doesn?t it?

Tito: Speaking of? Here comes the first competitor!

"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte hits, the crowd go wild. Aaron makes his way down to the ring with Katie. The crowd are still in ecstasy. Aaron gets in the cell, soaking up the adulation. Before the lights dim once more?

A set of eyes briefly flash on the Megatron...then darkness...red lights begins to flash as Dimmu Borgir?s ?Puritania? begins to play. Brief flashes of floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, nuclear explosions, and other various disasters quickly flash on the Megatron as Karnij makes his way out...standing at the top of the ramp he slowly lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the cell; pyros firing off right behind him.

Tito: There?s Karnij. Boy, is he ever huge!

As Ghalleon walks out to the entrance ramp, his new Khaos Tron starts up. It starts up with a picture of the Crimson Knights flag waving in the wind, it then fades to a picture of the chateau at sunrise, Falling away from me from Korn then starts up at this time. The Khaos Tron then starts to show clips of some of Ghalleon's past matches and then goes back to the Crimson Knight's flag blowing in the wind with a set of nine people walking in a formation (like on the opening of Justice League) it then goes on playing clips of past Ghalleon matches as the music continues. While this is happing Ghalleon is being accompanied to the ring by Sammy and Hector. Fireworks would then be shot into the air like Kurt Angle's. Ghalleon then enters the ring and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and raises his left arm up into the air.

Bill: Come on, let?s get to the action! Faster, you jobbers!

A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. Then a long organ tone plays for about a minute as the light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself. Apocalyptica Carmina Burana hit and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the cell ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by. He slides into the ring slowly and makes his way to the centre. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and does the same thing as the music fades out.

*GONG!* The arena lights drop to pitch black. A flash shot of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to D-Matic.

*GONG!* Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of Phoenix making Bishop submit.

*GONG!* A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix's entrance at the final match of the Memorial Cup plays on the PowerTron 10.

*GONG!* The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Phoenix' blares out, and fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Haven, Styles, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein and Mars.*

*Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing his sleeveless black trench and his Rosary. He stands up as the crowd roars and begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, playing up to the crowd.*

*He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and the arms go out to the sides, then he points straight up with a middle finger salute as the corner opposite him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the coat, dropping it in the last corner, and hangs the Rosary over the ringpost.*

Tito: Wow? What an entrance! The fans are going nuts with anticipation!

Bill: [/B] One more?

?Go to Sleep? by DMX feat. Eminem and Obie Trice starts to blare over the speakers as Soulfly struts down onto the stage, grinning. Behind him, smoke begins to emanate from the stage area as a figure emerges from the cloud. Seishiro Sakura, head bowed, stands behind a cocky Soulfly as he slowly makes his way down to the ring. As he?s halfway down the ramp, most of the smoke clears and a baseball bat can be seen in Sakura?s grip. He enters the cell and crouches in the corner, staring at all 5 other men from behind his mask.

Tito: Sakura brings a bat into the ring? This should be an interesting start?

Senior referee John Valery calls for the bell as 5 of the 6 men start to circle each other. Sakura remains in one of the corners, bat in hand. The 5 men look at each other warily before suddenly charging at Sakura, in unison. Anticipating this, Sakura pops himself up on both feet and begins to swing away with the bat.

Tito: What a start!

Bill: Now who?s idea was it to attack the guy with the bat?

Sakura continues to swing as the 5 other men try to overwhelm him. However the black Louisville slugger proves to be too much for Sadler, Karnij, and Ghalleon as they all receive shots to the gut respectively. Phoenix and Aaron who had held back slightly contemplate on their next move until Sadler, on his hands and knees, manages to low blow Sakura who promptly drops the bat. The bat rolls to the outside as the chaos now commences. Phoenix locks up with Aaron, Sadler pounds away on a fallen Sakura, and Karnij takes it to Ghalleon with stiff right hands.

Bill: Yeah! This is how it?s gotta be, bitches!

Phoenix overpowers Aaron easily as he back him into the corner of the ring. Aaron, using his quickness, ducks and gets behind Phoenix. He then lightly shoves Phoenix into the turnbuckle and dances away much to the crowds delight. Phoenix nods his head before turning around and tying up with Aaron again. The same result ensues as Phoenix shoves Aaron into the turnbuckle. Phoenix attempts a stiff right hand, but Aaron dodges to his left, gets behind Phoenix once more and shoves him into the turnbuckle. He then dances away for good measure as the fans erupt anew.

Tito: Aaron?s speed seems too much for Phoenix to handle.

Bill: You act as if Phoenix is the slowest man on Earth. For a man his size, he?s fairly fleet afoot.

As if on cue, Phoenix explodes out of the turnbuckle with a massive clothesline that completely floors the preoccupied Aaron MC.

Bill: Booooo yeah!

Meanwhile, Sadler has mounted a fallen Sakura who is still recovering from the Englishman?s low blow. Sadler hammers Sakura with a series of rights and lefts until Sakura manages to spin to his left. Sadler remains mounted on Sakura?s back however and applies a rear choke hold as Sakura gets to one knee.

Tito: Sadler just won?t let go!

Sakura stumbles as he tires to get to his feet, Sadler still applying the rear choke while on Sakura?s back. In one swift motion, Sakura judo flips Sadler over his shoulder. Sadler quickly gets up and runs at Sakura with an elbow. Sakura ducks as Sadler bounces off the ropes and right into a Sakura arm-drag. Sadler gets up and runs into another arm-drag. He gets up once more and into another arm-drag but this time the Briton blocks it and hits a quick back hand to the face before executing a hip toss. Sakura springs to his feet (Shawn Michaels style) but is hit with a short-arm clothesline courtesy of David Sadler.

Tito: [/B] Wow! Fast paced action by Sakura and Sadler.

Bill: [/B] Yeah, except Sakura got a taste of some British aggressiveness.

On the other side of the ring, Ghalleon has thrown Karnij to the outside. Ghalleon rolls after him as the two men slug it out in the small space between the cell and ring apron. Karnij blocks an imprecise Ghalleon strike and grabs his head, smashing it against the cell repeatedly. On the final smash, Ghalleon blocks it, using his free hand, and drives an elbow into the midsection of Karnij. Karnij doubles over right into a stiff kick to the chops courtesy of Ghalleon. Karnij staggers back into the closed cell door and uses it to brace himself. Ghalleon takes a run at him and attempts a flying forearm. Karnij ducks at the last second as Ghalleon goes flying into the cell door.

Tito: Oh my God! He hit it head first! That?s 200+ pounds of flesh smacking into pure steel!

Bill: Speaking of 200 pounds of flesh?

Tito: Pipe down! We have a match on our hands!

Phoenix is unrelenting on the young Aaron MC as he lifts him to his knees where he executes a series of knee strikes to the Ultimate Chaos Champion?s face. Aaron falls backwards, clearly dizzy. Phoenix quickly moves on as he spots Sadler hovering over Sakura. From behind, Phoenix rolls up Sadler unexpecidly.

Tito: A roll up!

Valery: 1???2.

No!

Sadler manages to roll out and get to his feet as does Phoenix. Sadler quickly gouges the eyes of the big man and follows up with a European uppercut. At this point, Sakura has managed to get back to his feet and has climbed to the top turnbuckle unbeknown to the rest of the men. He waits for Sadler to turn around before leaping off with a martial arts style kick, planting Sadler right in the face with his boot. Sadler falls straight backwards and hits the mat hard as Sakura lands perfectly. Sakura turns his attention to Phoenix who is rubbing his eyes, still recovering from the gouge. Sakura unleashes a series of stiff kicks to the calves, knees and thighs of the big man.

Tito: Smart move by Sakura. He?s trying to take out the big mans vertical base.

Sakura ups the intensity as the fans cringe at every kick. The sound of boot meeting skin echoes throughout the arena as Phoenix starts to waver. Sakura hits a super stiff kick to the calf which seems to jolt Phoenix. His head cocks back as he grinds his teeth. A look of pure anger rushes over his face as Sakura kicks on. Now however, the kicks seem to have little or no effect as Phoenix begins to stalk the smaller Sakura. He quickly grabs the Japanese grappler by the neck and head butts him. Once the advantage is gained, Phoenix displays his power by lifting Sakura over his head in a press position. For good measure he presses Sakura a couple of times over his head as the fans pop.

Tito: There it goes?

Bill: There what goes?

Tito: His temper. He?s already lost his cool!

Bill: Maybe that?s a good thing. Bring on the violence!

Still holding Sakura above is head he walks over to the ring apron and tosses Sakura over the ropes. Sakura smashes right into the steel cell and falls back down to the matt below. Phoenix raises his arms before rolling out after the fallen Sakura. Meanwhile, Ghalleon is still feeling the effects of a missed flying forearm. Karnij takes advantage and lifts the man to his feet, pulling him by the hair. He positions himself behind Ghalleon and attempts a release German suplex, whereby Ghalleon would be sent flying into the steel cell. Karnij jerks his body, but Ghalleon resists and manages to spin around into a belly-to-belly position.

Tito: I?m not sure Ghalleon wants to be in that position?

Karnij grins as he head butts Ghalleon and applies a strong bear hug.

Tito: Death?s Door by Karij. Ghalleon looks like he?s fading quickly?

Ghalleon, starting to fade, tries to desperately squirm out of the hold. His arms are free however as he uses them to grab Karnij?s neck in a DDT-type position, using it as a choke-hold.

Tito: Whoa! Ghalleon starting to choke out Karnij here. This is perfectly legal in this match. Looks like Karnij has loosened his grip!

Ghalleon drops from Karnij?s grip and lets go of the choke himself. But the big man will not be denied as he quickly kicks Ghalleon in the midsection and grabs him in a pedigree position. He lifts him up and over his head in a modified pedigree-like suplex, right into the cell door.

Tito: Good God!

The fans go nuts as Ghalleon awkwardly smashes into and effectively right through the cell door as it crashes open. Ghalleon?s body spills to the outside of the cell as the camera focuses in on Karinj?s sadistic smile. Back in the ring, Aaron MC and Sadler have made it to their feet. Both men see Phoenix and Sakura on the outside. Aaron nods at Sadler in a sign of ?teamwork? as Sadler warily nods back. Aaron goes towards the ropes and motions for Sadler to run at him whereby Aaron will give him a boost over the ropes and onto Phoenix and Sakura. Sadler shrugs and complies. At the last second though, Aaron sidesteps and hits a drop toe hold, sending Sadler neck first into the bottom rope. The crowd pops as Aaron points and laughs at the downed Sadler. He then begins to ?ride? Sadler as his neck is on the rope. Sadler?s face a meer inches from the melee between Sakura and Phoenix has yet to turn blue before Pheonix takes not of the situation. Totally helpless (still being ?ridden? by Aaron), Sadler watches as Phoenix stops taking it to Sakura and grabs a steel chair from under the ring. Sadler?s eyes widen until *SMACK!* he gets nailed with the steel chair right on his face. Aaron laughs as he gets off Sadler?s neck/back. But Phoenix jumps to the apron, chair in hand and cracks it over Aaron?s head as well. On the outside, Sakura manages to roll under the ring, unseen by the rest.

Tito: What a set of chair shots by Phoenix! The man means business. Wait! A cover!

Phoenix covers Aaron and hooks the leg.

Valery: 1??.2?.. No!

Despite the chairshot, Aaron manages to kick out just before 3. Back on the outside, Ghalleon?s body begins to spasm as Karnij stands over him. Karnij grabs a folded up chair from the announce table but the time it took to get the chair proves costly. Ghalleon manages to get to his knee and plays possum until Karnij approaches. As Karnij raises the chair above his head, Ghalleon leaps up with a huge forearm smash, right into the chair, sending it into Karnij?s face. Ghalleon favours his arm as the crowd pops and the giant Karnij falls backwards, blood spilling from his mouth. Ghalleon searches around the ring and finds a folded up table, laying just to the left of the announce table. He grabs it and quickly sets it up on the outside as Karnij begins to stir, his lips and chin totally covered in blood.

Bill: Jesus, the guy may have lost a tooth there!

Ghalleon grabs Karnij by the hair and rolls him onto the table. He then procedes to climb the side of the cell.

Tito: What the hell does he think he?s doing?!

Bill: Ghalleon?s gonna go high risk?

Ghalleon however does not make it 4 feet up the side of the cell when Karnij rolls off the table and onto his feet. Karnij promptly goes after Ghalleon and begins to climb up the side of the cell after him. Back in the ring, Sakura is still nowhere to be seen. Sadler has finally come back to his senses and has procured a sledge hammer from under the ring. Phoenix has just lifted Aaron into a scoop slam position and drops him with a piledriver.

Tito: Ouch!

Bill: My main man does it with authority!

Phoenix then drops the fist on Aaron?s face for good measure. Phoenix turns around to be met square in the face with a sledgehammer shot to the forehead. Sadler drops the weapon and quickly goes for the cover, believing he has the knock-out blow.

Valery: 1????..2.. No!

Tito: Barely a two-count! Jesus Christ is this guy Superman or what?!

Sadler lifts Phoenix to his feet and Irish whips him into the turn buckle. He then props Phoenix up in a sitting position on the top turn buckle and climbs to the second rung. He places Phoenix?s head in a DDT position but before long he feels a flurry of punches on his back. Aaron is back up and pummelling Sadler who is desperately trying to shake off the youngster in hopes of hitting a top-rope DDT on Phoenix. By this time, Phoenix manages to fight out of Sadler?s grip. From behind, Aaron puts his head underneath and between Sadler?s legs and lifts him up on his shoulders. Phoenix quickly leaps off the ropes and hits a clothesline on Sadler (a la Doomsday Device) as Sadler goes crashing head first into the mat. Aaron goes for the cover.

Valery: 1??..
Phoenix pulls him off with ease and takes the cover himself.

Valery: 1??..2

Aaron kicks Phoenix in the back of the head to break the count. Phoenix gets to his feet and the two men exchange blows. Aaron gets the better of the exchange and manages to get Phoenix on his knees. Aaron runs against the ropes and hits a super stiff boot to the face, sending Phoenix back to the matt.

Tito: That was stiff as hell!

Bill: Nevermind that! Looks like Ghalleon and Karnij have reached the top of the cell!

Ghalleon and Karnij are both atop the cell and begin to trade shots. Ghalleon ducks an arrant Karnij clothesline and hits a swinging neck breaker atop the cell. The structure shakes from the impact. Ghalleon then grabs Karinj?s legs and applies a sharpshooter atop the cell.

Tito: Oh my God! He?s got the sharpshooter locked in! Look at the pain on Karnij?s face!

Karnij winces in extreme pain as Ghalleon holds on tightly. After what seems like an eternity, Karnij finds the strength to rolls over and spin Ghalleon off him. But the damage has been done. Karnij is favouring both legs heavily. Despite this, Karnij manages to lift Ghalleon up and hit him with a series of Muay Thai kicks, crippling his opponent. Ghalleon falls to one knee before Karinj hits a stiff dropkick to the face of Ghalleon.

Tito: What action atop the cage!

Bill: yeah, but look who rejoined the party downstairs!

Back in the ring, Seishiro Sakura has made his way to the apron, this time holding a barbed wire bat in his left hand. He climbs the top rope carefully and leaps off, bat in hand. He catches an unsuspecting Aaron MC right in the face with a bat shot that sends the young Brit reeling. The barbed wire has cut Aaron as a trickle of blood oozes from his forehead. Sakura isn?t doesn?t however and focuses on Phoenix who is still on the matt. Sakura wails away with the bat, nailing Phoenix all over his back and arms.

Bill: Jesus! This is brutal! Looks like the making if ?The Passion of the Phoenix!?

Tito: Lame?

Sakura lifts Phoenix up, swings him against the ropes and drives the bat right into Phoenix?s face who goes down immediately. He is also subsequently cut. Sakura discards the bat and heads for the top rope.

Once at the top he prepares to fly. Sadler however has other plans as he gets to one knee, steel chair in hand. Sakura leaps off with a super leg drop, but Sadler jumps up and swings the chair, catching Sakura in mid-air. The collision is sickening as the steel chair meets Sakura?s upper body. The Japanese grappler hits the mat awkwardly as Sadler rushes over, an intense look in his eyes as he locks in a crossface chickenwing.

Tito: He looks like he?s ready to pop Sakura?s head off!

From behind, a woozy and bleeding Aaron gets behind Sadler. Aaron locks his legs around Sadler?s neck and begins to squeeze.

Tito: Look at this! A submission move on Sadler as he has a submission on Sakura!

Bill: Way to point out the obvious?

At this point Phoenix has gotten back to his feet. He runs/staggers over to the bunch and executes a running Yakuza kick straight to Aaron?s head. Aaron releases his hold on Sadler who releases Sakura and gets to his feet, nailing Phoenix with another low blow, into a quick DDT. Sadler then heads to the top. He leaps off with a diving elbow and connects with Phoenix?s head.

Bill: Wow, what back and forth action here. No one?s getting any real momentum!

Back atop the cell, Karnij has positioned himself behind Ghalleon and attempts a release German suplex.

Tito: No way! This could send Ghalleon off the side of the cell!

Ghalleon blocks desperately but his efforts are in vain as Karnij overpowers him and hits the move, releasing at the apex of the toss. Ghalleon goes flying through the air as the flash bulbs go off. He lands atop the cell, only inches from the edge and his momentum causes him to roll.

Tito: Noooooooo!

Ghalleon rolls over the side of the cell but at the last second his hand reaches out and grabs the edge of it. Then he grabs it with his second free hand and hangs off the edge of the cell, precariously. Karnij can?t believe his eyes and stalks Ghalleon. Karnij stands above him grinning and stomps on Ghalleon?s left hand. Ghalleon lets go with his left and dangles from the side of the cell only by his right arm. From below he can hear the screams of his entourage, and the woman he loves. He closes his eyes, thoughts of his future family rushing through his head. He eyes widen as he is seemingly pumped with adrenaline. Everything seems slow-mo as Karnij attempts to stomp out Ghalleon?s right hand. As his foot comes down, Ghalleon re-grabs the cell with his left hand and lets go with his right just in the nick of time. Karnij?s foot comes down on nothing but the cell. In the blink of an eye, Ghalleon grabs Karnij?s ankle with his right hand and tugs with all his might. Karnij is pulled over the top and falls a few feet before desperately grabbing onto Ghalleon. The weight is too much however as both men are pulled off the side of the cell and fall down onto the outside.

Tito: Good God no!

Both men sail through the air and land almost simultaneously onto the table set up on the outside. The table shatters under the immense weight as both men lay lifeless in a sea of splinters and shattered wood.

Bill: Jesus Christ!

Tito: Both men are dead damn it! how could they have survived that! From the top of the cell!

Both men are indeed motionless as the paramedics rush to their aid. Back in the ring, the action gets hotter. Sakura has gouges Sadler in the eyes and has picked up the barbed wire bat. He places it on Sadler?s neck and gets in a belly-to-belly position. Holding the bat in place with one hand, Sakura executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Sadler, barbed wire bat on his neck and all. Soulfly, on the outside the whole time calls for Sakura to finish off the match. He slides in a table into the ring as well as a can of kerosene and a lighter. Sakura places the table in the middle of the ring and pours the kerosene all over it. Before he can do anything though, Aaron gets to his feet and dropkicks Sakura from behind. Sakura?s face smashes into the table (but doesn?t break it). On his knees, Sakura turns around, his eyes and face/mask damp from kerosene. Aaron takes advantage and hits an insanely quick Shining Wizard to Sakura?s head.

Tito: Vanity Sells! The cover!

Valery: 1????????.



2???????????..




No!

Phoenix breaks the cover at the absolute last second. Aaron looks at the wary Phoenix who hits a quick Xing Buster (Batista spine buster). He then lifts Aaron up and delivers a quick X DDT. The crowd goes wild as Phoenix heads to the top rope and delivers a flying headbutt to Aaron. Pumped up, Phoenix gets to his feet and calls for his finisher. Sadler however comes out of nowhere and nails Phoenix with a chairshot in the back. Phoenix does not fall however but turns around into another chairshot. The adrenaline is running though and Phoenix only staggers back into the ropes using them to support his weight. Sadler looks at the unconscious Sakura and lifts him up. He hits a super stiff X-Factor on the Japanese grappler.

Tito: Closing Time! This could be it!

Valery: 1???????




2?????????.


No!

Once again, Phoenix breaks the count with a boot to Sadler?s head. He lifts the Englishman up and tosses him over the ropes and into the cell. He then looks at Sakura, the table and the ring post as a smile creep over his face. He lays a steel chair over the table and points at the turnbuckle, which immediately goes off with a pyro. The flames from the pyro set off the table and chair which go ablaze in the centre of the ring. Phoenix then sets Sakura up on the top rope. He climbs after him and gets behind him. The flash bulbs go off with rapidity as Phoenix lifts Sakura and hits the Hellfire (Toss and Chokeslam from behind), right through the burning table!

Tito: Oh my God! Oh my God! Through Hellfire and Brimstone! He nailed it!

Bill: ??. Oh? my?. Fucken?.. God?.

Phoenix rolls Sakura over slightly and drapes an arm across his chest for the pin.

Valery: 1????????


Aaron begins to stir and gets to one knee.



Valery: 2??????..

Aaron lunges at the pin, attempting to break it up.



Valery: 3!

Tito: It?s over! It?s over! Good God, it?s over!

The bell sounds as a crew quickly enters the cell and distinguishes the flames. Phoenix?s music hits as teh crowd goes nuts. On the outside, Karnij and Ghalleon are being escorted to the back. In the ring, a dejected Aaron MC manages to roll to the outside of the ring and out of the cell. Sadler follows suit as Phoenix uses the ropes to get to his feet and celebrate the victory. On the outside, Soulfly cannot believe his eyes, he rushes into the ring and attends to his prot?g? who is barely moving. Meanwhile, TKOW! officials enter the ring as confetti falls down from the rafters. They hold a large golden trophy and present it to Phoenix who holds it above his head. Soulfly manages to prop Sakura against the turnbuckle who is now moving ever so slightly. TKOW! officials hand Phoenix a mic as his music fades.

Phoenix: Well? This is it for me and TKOW!?

The crowd boos at the thought of Phoenix never again appearing on TKOW! television.

Phoenix: I mean, I had already planned to leave, and this is just such a great note to end it on?

Soulfly gets to his feet and rips the mic from Phoenix?s hand.

Soulfly: Listen up, asshole! You fucken ruined it all! You fucken ruined it!

Phoenix looks bewildered and brushes Soulfly off as he heads for the cell door. Soulfly grabs his shoulder before he has a chance to leave.

Soulfly: Don?t you walk away from me, asshole! Do you not understand what you just fucked up? Months of training, of planning all down the fucken drain. It wasn?t supposed to be this way! It wasn?t supposed to end like this![/b]

Meanwhile, Sakura has regained some physical dexterity and gets behind Phoenix who doesn?t seem to realize or care.

Soulfly: [/B] I don?t like it when my plans are fucked up, Phoenix?

Phoenix seems to have had enough and grabs the mic from Soulfly.

Phoenix: Listen asshole, I no longer work for you or anyone in this company so back the fuck off before I make you into a shish kabob like I did your little buddy there? Wait?

Phoenix looks off into the corner, only to not see Sakura. He feels a tap on his shoulder as he turns around right into a barbed wire bat shot straight into the eyes.

Tito: What the hell?!

Bill: Sakura?s a sore loser? Who?d have thunk it?

Sakura wails away until Phoenix falls to the matt. Once floored, Soulfly grabs a pair of handcuffs from his pants and cuffs Phoenix?s hands together. He heads to the outside and slides in chairs, tables and other such implements of pain. Sakura is wailing away viciously on Phoenix and has cut the big man open. Pheonix is bleeding profusely as Soulfly locks the cell door from the inside, ensuring that no one can come to Phoenix?s aid. The attack continues as Soulfly lifts Phoenix and holds him in place for Sakura who delivers another devastating bat-shot to the chest of Phoenix. Soulfly lets go as Phoenix slumps to the matt. Soulfly then places a folded chair across the head of Phoenix as Sakura head for the top rope.

Tito: What?s he doing?

Sakura leaps off the top rope and nails a 450 leg drop across the steel chair and onto Phoenix?s head.

Tito: Oh my God! A 450 leg drop!

Bill: Why does that seem familiar?

Sakura and Soulfly stand over Phoenix as Sakura slowly reaches for his mask?

Tito: Wait a second. No! It can?t be!

Sakura rips his mask off and reveals himself to be none other than David Rave.

Tito: It?s Rave! It?s Rave! The son of a bitch is back!

Bill: Oh shit yes! He?s back, bitches!

The crowd goes nuts as they start pelting the ring with objects as TKOW?s most hated man stands in the ring next to Soulfly. The two grin as a sadistic look creeps across Rave?s face.

Tito: I can?t believe it?s him!

Rave grabs a mic and begins to speak.[/i]

Rave: Guess who?s back, bitches?!

The crowd boos as Rave grins, eerily.

Rave: That?s right assholes! Welcome to a New Era, degenerates. Welcome to the NEW FIRM!

?Go to Sleep? by DMX feat. Eminem and Obie Trice hits the speakers as Rave spits on the bloody and knocked out Phoenix. For good measure, Rave grabs the King of the Jungle trophy and smashes it over Phoenix?s body. Rave and Soulfly leave the cell, all smiles as the fans boo wildly. Vega, who has had enough of not being able to speak gets up and leaves the announce area with her Firm associates

Jakes: the ho has left the building[b]

Poppi: What a shocker!!! Sakura was really Dave Rave, major move by The FIRM[B]

[TKOW Board]

Bill:And since that?s over I gue?

An eerie mechanical voice is heard over the loudspeakers...
"8...7...
6...6...6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
"Deathcrush" by Mayhem begins to slam across the sound system as red pyro showers down from the ceilings. The KhaosTron is consumed by flickering strobe-like images of Samhain's face and in-ring footage. The name "SAMHAIN" is carved into flesh on screen. Samhain emerges from the back. He bends over and swings back up throwing both arms in the air with a loud scream as the fans in the arena ignite with cheers! Samhain enters through the ring ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle raising both arms and giving the horned salute to the fans with a loud roar."

Tito: Custom Championship time Playboy!

Jakes: 1. You are NEVER allowed too call me Playboy EVER!!! & 2. That's "Twisted Pleasures Championship".

Tito: Whatever the case may be. The man I pick too win this match is already in the ring. Samhain!!!

Jakes: My money is on Dustin retaining here tonight.

Tito: We shall see.

Jakes: We're at a wrestling show Tito. Talk like it.

Tito: Good point.

"Samahin walks around the ring some while playing to the fans then looks out to the entry ramp."

Jakes: It's about time for the other two too come out is'nt it?

"Samhain awaits patiently in the ring when the crowd suddenly goes insane."

Tito: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

"Phil jumps over the barrier & slides in the ring & attacks Samhain from behind. Suddenly Co-dependent by Adema begins to play throughout the arena."

Jakes: Here comes the champ!

"Dustin begins walking down the entry way with his belt slung over his shoulder as Phil continues the beatdown on Samhain in the corner. Dustin walks around for a moment & slides into the ring when Phil is'nt looking & hits a dropkick from behind sending Phil through the ropes to the outside."

(BELL RINGS)

Tito: We are officially underway & Dustin has just sent Phil out of the ring.

"Dustin begins taunting EKP who tries too recover on the outside then plays to the fans."

Jakes: Dustin, I'd turn around.

"The fans rise out of their seats when Samhain finally emerges from the corner. Dustin pauses for a second with his arms still spread out & slowly turns his head around & see's Samhain. Immediatley Dustin cringes his eyes shut & faces away & being reciting to himself what appears too be a dying mans final prayer."

Tito: Samhain... looks.... pissed.

Jakes: *gulp*

"Samhain runs full force giving Dustin a clothesline to the back of the head sending him face first on the mat. Samhain pulls Dusting up quickly & throws him like a ragdoll into the corner & begins throwing right hands pounding on Dustins skull non-stop."

Tito: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9....

"Samhain spits in his hand & delivers the hardest one yet."

Jakes: 10 bitch 10....

"Dustin goes over the top ope to the outside. Samhainwalks around for a secon & waits for Phil too crawl in. Phil slides in but recieves stomps for his effort. Samhain lifts Phil up & nails a hard right hand before sending him off into the ropes & attempts a big boot. Phil ducks & comes off the otherside but recieves a powerslam instead."

Tito: Samhain with the cover! 1... 2... EKP kicks out.

"Dustin gets on the ring apron but is spotted by Samhain who attemopts too grabs him. Dustin gets off the ring apron just in time & backs away from the ring. Samhain stares him down until he feels EKP grabs both his arms."

Jakes: Samhain is hooked.

"EKP can be heard calling for Dustin too get in the ring & attack Samhain. Dustin on instinct starts back to the ring but pauses & gets a look of thought across his face. It quickly turns into a sinister smirk as he starts walking around the ring to the onnonce table instead."

Tito: What the hell?

"EKP & Samhain turn their heads slowly followimng Dustins movements/ Samhain suddenly blinks & turns around & looks at EKP with a cold expression. EKP slowly diverts his eyes to Samhain & gets a look of absolute horror on his face. Samhain rips himself away from EKP & turns around too face him."

Jakes: Shitty predicament

Dustin: Is'nt it.. ?

"Both Tito & Bill look to their right & nearly fall out of their chairs."

Tito: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET OVER HERE!?

Jakes: & WHY THE HELL ARE'NT YOU IN THE RING!?

Dustin: Strategy, patience, & so I can watch Phil get his ass kicked.

Jakes: That's good enough for me.

Tito: WHAT!?

Jakes & Dustin: Shut the hell up Tito.

"In the ring Samhain has EKP backed into the corner & is delivering...........

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!"

Jakes: .... Damn....

Dustin: THAT... was great.

Tito: Samhain is'nt done yet.

"Samhain whips EKP out of the corner & sends him to the opposite end & does a body splash on Phil as soon as he hits the turnbuckle. Samhain backs off & watches EKP stumble & fumble as he comes out......."

Jakes: Can anyone here say deja vu?

"EKP pauses after a moment.................. & falls on his face Ric Flair style."

Dustin: Great move by Samhian!

Tito: Why the hell are you over here Dustin? You're the champion. Should'nt you be defending you're title.

Dustin: Silence you vaginal discharge of a fool. The match is already underway & I'v done more than my fair share of contribution to it. I'm simply taking a break.

Tito: Taking a break!?

Dustin: I'm a fighting champion Tito. A brilliant in ring technician. that's why I'M the CHAMPION in this match & not one of those two goofy looking sons of bitches in the ring.

Tito: BUT-

Jakes: DO AS YOUR TWISTED PLEASURES CHAMPION SAYS YOU VAGINAL DISCHARGE!!!

Dustin: Thank you Bill Jakes.

Jakes: No problem champ. ANYTIME!

Tito: Oh for the-

Jakes & Dustin: SILENCE!!!

" Now the that we got that odd little exchange of words out of the way......

*ahem*


MEANWHILE....


IN THE RING!!!

Samhain has a sleeper hold locked on Phil, who is slowly starting to give out, before countering with a vicious mule kick, he sets him up for the Killer Driver, bu Samhain powers out of it and powerfully thrust?s phil into the ropes. EKP gets a vicious kick to the midsection when he comes running back, Samhain then takes out phils legs and applys a Standing Texas CLoverleaf

Tito: Carnage!! If phil taps we have a new champion!!!

"Dustin immediately takes his headset of & nearly nearly flies hiself into the ring before anyone in the arena can say lickedy split; no shit."

Tito: I never knew he could move that fast.

"Dustin leaps off the turnbuckle with a missile dropkick right to back of Samhains head. Dustin gets up & walks around wiping the sweat off his fore head with relief."

Jakes: GOOD JOB CHAMP! COMEBACK & HAVE A SEAT!!!

Tito: WHAT!?

"Dustin starts back to the announce table from the center of the ring. As he is about too step through the middle rope the crowd cames up into an insane uproar of appredciation. Dustin stops with an overwhelmed look on his face steps back in too take a bow........ Unfortunately though.........."

Jakes: *Gulp*

Tito: Business is about too pick up!!!

Jakes: CHAMP!!! THEY'RE NOT CHEERING FOR YOU!!!!!

"Dustin looks over at the announce table & points to his ear signaling he could'nt hear him. He shrugs his shoulder & turns around too see that Samhain....... has risen up...... Undertaker style."

Tito: Dustin looks like he's seen his ghost. Talk about a Kodak moment.

"Dustin is frozen in place with a pale look on his face. Samhain gets up to his feet & in that instance Dustin begins too move faster than any other TKOW wrestler has ever moved in a match before in TKOW history as he slides under the ropes & begins toor run around the ring closely followed by Samhain on his rear."

Jakes: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Tito: You gotta be fucking kidding me....

Jakes: Huh???

Tito: Look to your right.

"Jakes does so then looks back at Tito."

Jakes: You gotta be fucking kidding me....

"EKP takes a seat at the announce table & breathes heavily before putting on the headset."

EKP: If that sucker punching little bitch can do this then so can I.

"Tito & Bill both hake their heads."

EKP: I want it too be known right now that tonight I WILL be the TKOW Custom Champion.

Jakes: That's "Twisted Pleasures" champion Phil.

Tito: Yeah &-

EKP: SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I GIVE ERNISTINE BOTH OF YOUR PHONE NUMBERS!!!!!!

Tito: .....

Jakes: .....

"In the match though Dustin has slid back in the ring & is still closely followed by Samhain but Dustin starts stomping on Samhains head. To no avail though as Samhain still works his way up but Dusting grabs him by the hair & slams Samhain face fisrt into the turnbuckle."

EKP: Nicely done move by Dustin.

Jakes: Was that a compliment?

Tito: It was a nicely done move.

EKP: Both of you shut the hell up.

Jakes: .....

Tito: .....

"Dustin begins with kicks to the gut of Samhain but suddenly find his throat pressurized by a big ass right hand. Samhain throws Dustin away & sends Dustin rolling into the center of the ring. Dustin gets up as quickly as possible but ends up going inside out thanks to a running clothesline from Samhain."

Tito: WHAT A MOVE!!!!

EKP: 689-

Tito: NO!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

Jakes: ....

"In the ring Samhain has made the cover. 1... 2.... KICKOUT! Dustin kicks out just in time. Samhain pulls Dustin up & hooks him & lifts him into the air holding him still for a vertical suplex."

Jakes: Poor Dustin....

"The fans go into an uproar of cheers as Samhain drops Dustin down into a stiff suplex. Dustin sits up screaming in agony as he clutches his spine before being yanked back by his hair onto the mat by Samhain."

Tito: Samhain covers; 1... 2.... Dustin kicks out JUST in time.

EKP: 24-

Tito: P-p-p-p-p-PLEASE NO!!!!!!

"Samhain pulls Dustin up & sets him into the middle of the ropes & begins with...... the chops.

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!"

EKP: .....

Tito: .....

Jakes: MY GOD~~!

"Samhain takes a few steps back & watches Dustin appear too take the effect of mild electric shock up against the ropes."

EKP: Oh great.... He's turned on.

Tito: Ew...

"Samhain throws Dustin off the ropes leans down as Dustin comes back only for....

SMACK~!"

Jakes: WHAT A KICK TO THE FACE!

"Samhain is staring up at the ceiling counting doves for a moment or two while Dusting quickly goes back off into the ropes again & comes back with a.....

SMACK~~!"

Tito: Dustin nails a dropkick taking the big mans right leg right out from under him!

"Dustin gets up & begins too deliver stomps to Samhains leg. Dustin goes to a corner & waits for Samhain too get up. Samhain makes it to avertical base & Dustin fires down into delivering a chop block to the back of the right knee taking Samhain down again. Dustin goes back to the corner again & waits for Samhain too get up. Once Samhain gets up Dusting attempts a second chop block only for Samhain too raise his left knee into Dustins chin sending him back. Samhain limps for a moment as Dustin makes a second charge only too be raised up & dropped down into a gorilla slam."

Tito: Samhain's firing back.

Jakes: Ya think?

EKP: Both of you; QUIET! I'm tryin's too concentrate here!

Tito: You're supposed too be in the ring though!

"Samhain watches Dustin slowly rise up to his feet & clutcches him by the throat."

Jakes: CHOKESLAM!!!

Tito: Samhain's gonna win this!

EKP: OH THE HELL HE IS!!!!!!

"EKP removes his headset & fires his way into the ring & nails a doubouble shoulder black tackle taking both, Samhain & Dustin down."

Tito: What a move!

"EKP pulls Dustin up & tosses him over the top rope making him land hard on the outside. EKP turns his attention back to Samhain & ends recieving an elbow smash to his forehead for it sending Phil down. Samhain limps around some more & pulls EKP up & tossews him off into the ropes & lifts him up & hits a tiltawhirl slam on EKP."

Jakes: Big move by the monster!

"Samhain awaits EKP too get up. EKP does so & turns around with SAMHAIN HITTING A CHOKESLAM!!! Samhain covers!

1


2


3!

NO~!"

Tito: Dustin broke up the three count just in time.

Jakes: Thank God.

"Dustin rolls backoutside the ing again & heads to the announce table & puts the headset back on."

Dustin: That big dumb son of a bitch is MINE!

Tito: Well, should'nt you follow up on your attack then?

Dustin: SHUT UP!

"In the ring EKP has gotten up while Samhain has his back turned & EKP begins hitting stiff blows trying too tire out the big man. Phil hits a belly to back suplex onto Samhain & makes the cover.


1


2


3!!!





NO~~!

Dustin charged back in te ring too break up the count. He again quickly rolls back to the outside & walks over to the announce table again & puts on his headset."

Dustin: It's gonna be alot harder than that Extreme Killer Phil.

Tito: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK HERE!?

Jakes & Dustin: Shut the hell up Tito.

Jakes: Dustin, you're brilliant.

Dustin: Make no mistake. Tonight, I WILL retain my Twisted Pleasures championship.

"Both Samhain & EKP make it to their feet in the ring. they stare eachother down then both slowly turn their heads o Dustin."

Jakes: Oh crap.....

Tito: Oh boy....

Dustin: ..............................

"Both EKP & Samhain charge to Dustin outside the ring who attempts too avoid them but is caught. The both run the man slamming him face first into the steel post. They both pulls him up & throw him into the ring at the same time. EKP suddenly kicks Samhain in the right knee cap & slams him face first on the ring apron & slides into the ring & covers Dustin.


1


2


3!


NO~~~!

Samhain pulls EKP by his ankle & yanks him as hard as possible causing EKP too crash face first into the floor. Samhain rolls into the ring & covers Dustin.


1


2


3!


NO~~~~!

EKP attempted an elbow drop but Samhain moved allowing EKP too hit Dustin instead. EKP gets up & Samhain attempts a chop but EKP ducks &..........

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

Now the only problem here is that Samhain looks barely affected...... & pissed.

THUD~!"

Tito: Down goes Phil with one stiff right hand by Samhain!

Jakes: Good night EKP....

"Samhain turns around to Dustin who..........

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

CHOP~~!

Dustin doesn?t have anymore luck than Phil did.


THUD~!"

Tito: GOOD NIGHT DUSTIN HUGHES!!!

Jakes: Samhains a monster!

"Samhain raises his right arm up as the crowd roars into cheers. Samhain pulls Dustin up & signals for the Deatchcrush! Samhain attempts the suplex but Dustin fight for his life kicking & screaming with a look of desperation on his face. EKP suddenly delivers a low-blow to Samhain from behind. Dustin stumbles away but in a sudden flash hits the KILLJOY!!!! Samhain crumbles to the mat. Dustin starts to walk over but EKP clutches him from behind & hits a STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX!!!"

Jakes: NO!!! KICKOUT DUSTIN!!!

Tito: ONE TWO... NO!!! Dustin kicked out just in time!

"EKP instead of wasting anytime covers Samhain instead.

1


2


3!!!


NO~~~~~!"

Tito: Dustin on pure adrenaline yanked EKP off of Samhain & he's fallen back down again! His back's gotta be killing him!

"EKP gets up & glares down at Dustin. He quickly pulls him up & hits a POWERBOMB! Dustin is flattened out on the mat. EKP covers...


1


2


3!!!


NO~~~~~~!

Samhain yanks EKP off of Dustin just in time! EKP pounds his fist on the mat & turns around only too see the palm of Samhains hand as it clutches his entire face."

Jakes: He's gonna suffocate him I think Tito!

Tito: Oh my God...

"Samhain instead raises EKP up into the air & tosses him over the top rope onto the floor in front of the announce table."

Jakes: .....

Tito: .....

"Samhain turns around to Dustin who is desperately pulling himself up in the corner with a look of horror on his face as he eyes Samhain. Samhain charges full force at Dustin only for Dustin too catch with a lightning quick droptoe hold send Samhain face first into the middle turnbuckle."

Jakes: YES!!!

"Dustin gets up & stumbles around for a moment while nursing his back every now & then. He suddenly goes & starts stomping on Samhain right leg like earlier."

Tito: He's going bac to his original gameplan.

"Dustin rolls out of the ring & grabs Samhain by the ankle. Dustin brings the leg halfway out of the ring then wraps himself arounnd it apllying an inverted ankle lock!"

Tito: He can't win the match like this!

Jakes: He can remove Samhan from the equation though!

"The ref desperately pleads wiyth Dustin too release the hold as Samhain screams in agony. Suddenly from out of no where.....


WHAM~!"

Tito: EKP just smashed the steel chair on the leg of Samhain & Dustins head at the same time!

Jakes: Damn!

"Dustin releases the hold & falls limply on the floor as Samhain rolls over on his back & tries too pull his leg in away from EKP who has a sinister & maniacal grin twisted onto his face."

Tito: EKP's is bleeding!

Jakes: Samhain must have left scratch marks on him!

Tito: Why has'nt EKP been diqualified though!?

Jakes: How do you disqualify someone in a triple threat match??? You can't just throw it out the window!

"EKP throws the chair down & rolls into the ring. He arrogantly circles Samhain who's right leg has apparently went asleep. EKP playfully kicks at it a few times before jumping high into the air & coming down with a knee drop!"

Tito: This is bad for Samhain...

"EKP pulls the right leg up drops it down into an elbow drop & applies a leg lock pulling the inverted leg up into the air."

Jakes: Wake up Dustin!

"Dustin is shown on the outside pulling himself up, holding the steel chair in hand.....

With a pissed off look on his face."

Tito: Dustin's got the chair!

Jakes: YES!!!

"Dustin slides in the ring & stands up raising the chair too attack EKP. The ref pulls the chair out of Dustins grasp from behind him though! Dustin turns around too argue with the referee when EKP suddenly releases his hold on Samhain & rushes Dusting from behind & attempting a second Straight Jacket Suplex while the ref puts the chair away. Dusting back kicks it into a low-blow though on EKP. Dustin turns around & lifts EKP up & hits a MICHINOKU DRIVER SPIKING PHIL DIRECTLY ON TOP OF HIS HIS SKULL!!!"

Tito: HOLY SHIT!!!!

"Dustin instead of going for the cover though drags EKP to the corner & climbs to the top rope. Samhain on pure adrenaline pulls himself up & stops Dustin at the top rope."

Jakes: Uh-Oh

"Samhain throws Dustin off the top & to the center of the ring!"

Tito: Dustin's in alot of trouble now.

"Dustin pulls himself up as fast as he can on instinct but Samhain is behind him and hits the Deathcrush, Samhain covers...


1


2


3!!!


NO~~~~~~~!"

Jakes: HOW THE HELL DID EKP PULL HIMSELF UP LIKE THAT TOO BREAK UP THE COUNT!?

Tito: I have no idea!

"EKP clutches his head as Samhain works his up to a vertical base. Samhain turns around & EKP quickly delivers a kick to the mid section of Samhain & a attempts a vertical suplex. Samhain does'nt budge. Samhain lifts Phil up into the air & runs foward to the ropes & tries tossing EKP outside. EKP pulls himself down onto the ring apron though & drops doiwn using Samhains momentum too pull him over the to rope to the outside!"

Jakes: Samhain just got sent out of the ring!

"EKP climbs in as Dustin starts too pull himself up & delivers a kick to the gut & attempts a powerbomb. Dustin blocks lifts EKP up & delivers a modified attomic drop on EKP!!!"

Jakes: Thatta boy!

"Dustin attempts the KILLJOY...

EKP DUCKS!!! BUT DUSTIN LANDS ON HIS FEET! EKP attempts a german suplex Dustin pulls them both to the corner!"

Tito: Phil has too break it!

Jakes: Then why is'nt he!?

"EKP outpowers Dustin & lifts him halfway to the move but Dustin pulls himself onto the top rope breaking Phils grip! EKP immediately hits a superkick into Dustins spine though subduing him."

Tito: what the hell else is gonna happen next?

"EKP climbs up & starts delivering blows to the back of Dustins head. Dustin fights with all his might & finally gives EKP a sharp elbow to the gut sending him back down to the mat. Dustin turns himself around & gets off the top rope. EKP gives him an eye gouge though & sets him back up there. Phil climbs onto the ring apron & climbs up behind Dustin & gets back to back with him."

Jakes: Oh no..

Tito: I don't like how this looks for Dustin.

"EKP hooks both of Dustins arms up with his own & leans foward into a GOREY SPECIAL!"

Jakes: IF THERE'S A GOD IN THIS WORLD I BEG YOU PLEASE HELP DUSTIN NOW!!!!!

Tito: EKP IS GONNA DELIVER A GOREY BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!

"EKP gets to the very top & throws Dustin off BUT DUSTIN PUSHES HIS LEGS IN & FLIPS ALL THE WAY THROUGH OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUNSET SIT DOWN POWERBOMB ON EKP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tito: HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Jakes: HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!

Tito: ONE


TWO


THREE!!!!!!!!!!! [b]

Jakes: DUSTIN DID IT! DUSTIN DID IT! DUSTIN DID IT! DUSTIN HUGHES HAS WON THE MATCH OF HIS EVER LOVING LIFE AGAINST TWO OF THE GREATEST IN TKOW HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

[b]"Dustin Hughes tumblesto his feet & wobbles trying too keep his balance as the refereee hands him his belt. The fans are standing up giving all three men a round of applause."

Tito: [i] Dustin has proven tonight that he is the real deal.

[b]Jakes: [i] YA DAMN RIGHT HE PROVED IT! I'm a rich man tonight mother bitch! HA HA!!!![b]

"Dustin leaves the ring showing off his Twisted Pleasures Championship?

[TKOW Board]

Tito:[/b] And it?s time for the main event, folks.

Bill: This one is sure to be a classic.

Tito: If the calibre of these two men is anything that we know it to be, this will be a 5 star match, no pun intended?

Bill: Yeah whatever. We all know it?s Icarus? time to shine. Speaking of, here he is?

"A World So Cold" by Mudvayne hits the speakers as the lights dim. He makes his way slowly to the ring and sits in the corner, waiting?

Bill: Simple entrance, yet effective. I?m shitting myself already.

Tito: That?s because you can?t control your bowels very well?

Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" hits the loudspeaker and after a few seconds, Jason Starr appears on top of the rampway with his TKOW World Title draped over his right shoulder and Francesca Marconi to his left. He is sporting a Miami Dolphins (Marino) football jersey to the ring as the fans go wild. He slowly paces down to the ring, slapping fan hands on his way. As he gets to the ring, he looks down to the ground momentarily, then pounds his chest with each hand and thrusts his fists in the air. Francesca hops out of the ring and to the outside as senior official John Valery calls for the bell.

Tito: Here we are! The main event!

Starr and Icarus stare each other down in the centre of the ring as the fan anticipation builds to a frenzy. Finally, the two bulls lock up and engage in a test of strength. Starr pushes Icarus back at first, but Icarus pushes back and begins to push Starr back. The two men break the hold and circle each other anew. They lock up once again much to the same result, with neither man getting much of the advantage. They go to lock up a third time but Icarus pulls back and slaps Starr across the face.

Tito: What a slap!

Bill: You could hear that one all the way in Tijuana!

Starr tilts his head sideways, absorbing the slap before slowly staring at Icarus, a rage burning in his eyes. Starr unleashes a slap of his own. This one harder than Icarus?. Icarus? face begins to tremble, with laughter as the big man unloads a chop the Starrs chest. Starr follows up with a chop of his own which is answered by Icarus and so on and so forth. The crowd, with each chop, let?s out a wail of approval.

Crowd: Woooooooooooo!

Crowd: Wooooooooooooooooooo!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Like a chopping machine, Starr begins to unleash chop after chop and manages to back Icarus into the corner where he proceeds to chop the shit of out Icarus. The big man finally manages to block a chop and reverse Starr into the turnbuckle. Now, Icarus hits a series of chops of his own. Finally, Starr manages to push Icarus towards the centre of the ring. The two men begin to circle each other again and lock up. This time Starr quickly gets Icarus in a side head lock. Icarus fumbles free and quickly reverses into a Fujiwara arm bar. Starr ducks and pivots out of the move, locking in a rear waist lock on Icarus. He attempts a German suplex but Icarus blocks easily. Starr then leans forward, pushing Icarus to the mat, still locking the waist. From the waist he moves quickly to the head, locking in a reverse headlock. Icarus and Starr manage to get to their feet whereby Icarus grabs one of Starr?s legs and tries to pull. Starr manages to keep his balance on one foot however and still locks in the reverse headlock. Icarus lets go of the leg and instead springs up, executing a back body drop on Starr who hits the mat hard. Icarus takes advantage and hits a swift dropkick to Starr?s head, sending him flat on his back. Icarus then drops the fist repeatedly on Starr?s head before grabbing his legs and executing a giant swing. Icarus spins around, holding Starr?s legs. The centripetal force causes Starr to rise slightly off the mat. Icarus lets go and Starr goes sliding into the turnbuckle head first. The champ tires to recover, but Icarus is there right away, jamming a boot into his neck. Senior official John Valery makes the count but Icarus does not relinquish the hold. Finally, after being threatened, Icarus lets go but stares down the referee, causing him to wander back into the corner of the ring.

Tito: This is what Icarus needs to do. He needs to slow this match to a halt. Grind out at Starr before hitting this high impact moves he?s known for.

Icarus props Starr up against the turnbuckle in a seated position and drives his hip right into Starr?s head a couple of times. For the last drive he takes a step back and rushes in, driving his hip full fledge into Starr?s skull.

Tito: Starr is starting to look dazed. Is this a set-up for the touch of Ivory?

Bill: Just shut up and watch the match, you annoying gnat.

Tito: But we?re paid to call the match!

Bill: Paid? Wait, they actually give you money for this? They pay me in free tickets and merchandise. Here, check out this ?Clench rules!? t-shirt they gave me!

Tito (Covering up): Ughhhh?? No?. You?re right? I don?t get paid?

Icarus lifts Starr by the head and hip tosses him towards the centre of the ring. He props Starr up in a seated position before delivering a stiff kick to Starr?s back. Starr?s back wrenches in pain but he manages to get to one knee despite it all. Icarus delivers another kick, this one higher, to Starr?s back but the champ continues to shake it off. Once he gets to his feet, wincing in pain, Icarus explodes with a lariat to the head, which sends the champ back to the mat. Icarus goes for the cover.

Valery: 1?? No!

Starr kicks out easily as Icarus applies a sleeper hold on Starr. Starr manages to get into a seated position. Icarus gets behind him and performs a neck snap, flipping over Starr while grabbing his neck and pulling forward.

Tito: Vintage Curt Henning, R.I.P.

Bill: Indeed?

Icarus then lifts the champ and hits a scoop slam followed by a leg drop across the face and into a lazy pin with the leg.

Valery: 1.. No!

Tito: Horrible pin. It?s gonna take a lot more than that if Icarus wants to be champion.

Icarus lifts Starr and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. He charges at him and delivers a boot scrape, sending his huge boot across the face of Starr. Starr reels back as Icarus attempts a second and third boot scrape. He executes both of them perfectly. Starr staggers forward but still does not fall. He staggers to the centre of the ring and motions for Icarus to ?bring it? as the fans go wild.

Tito: Starr showing his fighting spirit. He wants some more punishment!

Bill: yeah, but a little more and it may be too much.

Icarus grins and launches himself against the ropes attempting a big boot to the face. Starr ducks it by a inch and when Icarus turns around, he is met with a Jason Starr dropkick to the torso which sends him staggering backwards and over the ropes to the outside. Icarus is quickly to his feet, but a quick baseball slide from Starr sends Icarus reeling backwards into the railing. Starr gets on the apron and jumps, delivering a double axe handle to Icarus who is supporting himself via the barricade. He connects and quickly grabs an overwhelmed Icarus by the head, smashing it into the nearest ring post as the fans begin to make some noise.

Tito: Starr?s reversed the tide! Here he comes!

Starr Irish whips Icarus into the steel steps and the giant lands shoulder first into the stairs. Starr continues his attack as he whips Icarus into the barricade. Icarus hits it full force and his momentum carries him over it and into the fans. The fans clear the area in panic as Starr follows. John Valery urges both men to get back in the ring but to no avail. He lets them fight on. Starr crosses over the barricade as Icarus manages to stagger backwards into a group of fans. The fans part like the red sea as Starr stalks the challenger. He catches up to him and lays down a huge right hand, sending Icarus further into the throngs of people. Starr then grabs Icarus and hits a series of knee strikes before tossing Icarus to the ground. Starr stands on an empty chair, grabs a beer from a nearby fan, raises it and yells at the top of his lungs before chugging down the can and whipping it at a fallen Icarus. This garners huge pops from the fans.

Tito (chuckling): That?s why they love him. The REAL people?s champion?

Starr drags Icarus back towards the fallen barricade and rolls him over it. He kicks him for good measure before rolling him back into the ring and following suite. Starr quickly lifts Icarus up and swings him into the turnbuckle before charging at him. Icarus however finds it inside him to raise the boot and catches Starr in the face. Starr staggers back as Icarus hops on the second rope and leaps off, catching Starr with a diving spear. Both men look exhausted as John Valery starts a 10-count.

Valery: 1?????..2??????.3???????.4??????..

Starr is first to move but Icarus stirs soon after. Both men use the opposite ropes to prop themselves up. Icarus lunges at Starr who ducks a flying forearm and gets behind Icarus. He grabs his waist and quickly and pops back, hitting a German suplex which sends Icarus across the ring. Starr slowly gets to his feet and lifts Icarus to his feet, attempting a second German suplex. He pops back, but Icarus blocks and hits Starr with an elbow to the face. Starr staggers back into the ropes as Icarus charges at him. Starr ducks and flips Icarus over the top rope. Icarus lands on the outside with a sickening thud. Starr uses the ropes to pull himself upright as raises his arms, an intense look across his face. He then runs of the opposite ropes as the fans stand in anticipation.

Tito: Is he gonna fly?!

Bill: Looks like it!

Starr leaps over the top rope and onto the outside with a suicide plancha. At the last second, Icarus rolls to his left, as Starr hits the floor on the outside with a resounding thud. Icarus musters up the strength to rolls Starr back into the ring.

Tito: That?s why it?s called high risk?

On the inside, Icarus lifts Starr and swings him into the turnbuckle before landing a charging shoulder to Starr?s midsection. He then grabs Starr?s arms and corsses them across his own chest.

Tito: What?s he doing? Trapping Starr?s arms?

Once trapped, Icarus uses his free hand to wrap it around Starr and lifts in a belly-to-belly arm trap suplex. Starr sails through the air, landing hard on his unsupported shoulders.

Tito: Rising Star Suplex! How fitting is that?!

Icarus doesn?t let go of the arms and instead locks in a triangle arm bar, using his legs. He pulls on Starr?s left arm, as Starr winces and growls in intense pain. Icarus pulls with all his might as the referee checks on Starr.

Tito: He?s trying to pull his arm out of his socket!

Starr refuses to quit as the crowd chants his name. On the outside, Francesca pounds the mat in support. He stares at her before getting a rush of adrenaline. He starts to shake before managing to get to one knee. Using his free arm, he pries Icarus? legs apart and gets to his feet. Icarus quickly grabs Starr?s left arm and twists it over his head before gouging the eyes of Starr, stopping his surge in a heart beat. As Starr staggers back, Icarus stalks him and once again traps both arms, this time under his (Icarus?) own armpits before hitting a belly to belly suplex.

Tito: Another one! This one a variation of the first!

Bill: Variation? You don?t know what it?s called?

Tito: It?s a double arm belly-to-belly suplex you moron. Made famous by Perry Saturn no less?

Bill: ?..

Icarus immediately goes for the pin.

Valery: 1??.2??.. NO!

Starr kicks out to a raucous ovation. Icarus lifts Starr up, a new hate in his eyes before nailing him with a stiff forearm shot and then Irish whipping him into the ropes. On his way back, Icarus catches Starr with a side belly-to-belly slam before lifting him up by the hair once more. He looks at Starr?s eyes and mouths the words ?Give up?? He lifts Starr to his feet and hits a quick DDT before heading for the top rope. He waits there for Starr to finally get to his feet before leaping off, nailing Starr with a missile dropkick into a pin.

Valery: 1???.2?????. No!

Starr kicks out yet again. Icarus starts to get frustrated and lifts Starr up, putting his head between his legs. He lifts him up and turns his body into the piledriver position. He then intertwines Starrs left arm with his own, before executing the move. He jumps down, driving Starr?s head into the matt, adding extra pressure on his left arm/shoulder with the arm hook.

Tito: I?ve never seen Starr dominating like this. He isn?t even moving! I think we have a new champion! The pin!

Valery: 1???..



2?????..




3. No!

Starr manages to raise his right shoulder off the matt as Francesca pounds the matt in approval. The crowd starts to chant Starr?s name.

Crowd: Jason Fucken Starr! Jason Fucken Starr! Jason Fucken Starr!

Icarus lifts Starr and screams at him.

Icarus: Why won?t you stay down!

He then puts Starr?s head between his leg and lifts him up in a powerbomb position.

Tito: Look at the strength!

He walks over to the turnbuckle and attempts to powerbomb Starr into the turnbuckle. Starr starts to squirm and manages to roll over Icarus? head and into a rollup.

Tito: Quick pin!

Valery: 1?..2?. No!

Icarus kicks out and gets to his feet quickly but not before Starr brings him down with a drop toe hold. Starr rips off his Miami jersey and tosses it into the crowd as he bellows with rage. Icarus gets to his feet but is met with a huge gore.

Tito: Poseidon?s rush! Is there any better spear in the business?!

Starr grabs Icarus and attempts to press the big man over his head however his left arm gives way and Starr falls to one knee, cradling his left arm/shoulder. Icarus shakes the cobwebs and kicks a kneeling Starr in the face, before applying an arm bar with his legs. Starr screams out in pain as Icarus urges him to tap out.

Icarus: Tap you bastard! Tap or I?ll rip it out!

Starr shakes his head as a grin comes over Icarus? face.

Icarus: You asked for it!

Icarus leans back and pulls with all his might. A sickening pop is heard as Starr?s shoulder is ripped from it?s socket, completely dislocating itself. Starr screams in agony as the momentum carries Icarus back, forcing him to break the hold.

Tito: Good God! That?s a man?s shoulder just ripped from it?s socket! Get the medical unit down there now!

Bill: You can?t, buddy. The match must go one.

Francesca looks on worridly, her eyes almost welling up with tears as Starr rolls around on the mat in complete agony. Icarus executes a leg drop which stops Starr?s rolling and pins him.

Valery: 1????.




2?????..


3?..

No!

Starr gets his good and right shoulder off the mat as the fans go berserk. Icarus pops up and gets into the face of the referee, grabbing his lapel in anger. Meanwhile, Starr drags his body to the corner of the ring, where Francesca meets him. He issues quick orders to her as she just stands there, looking scared and worried.

Starr: Just do it!

Francesca grabs Starr?s dislocated left shoulder and his upper bicep. She looks away and pulls her arms, popping the shoulder back into place. Starr screams with agony, drawing Icarus? attention back to him.

Tito: What a fighter! Oh my God what a fighter!

Icarus strides over to the turnbuckle but Starr leaps up, sending a boot to Icarus? face. Starr gets up and charges at Icarus who does the same. Both men collide with cross bodies in the middle of the ring as the referee begins his count.

Valery: 1????2????..3??????.4??????.5?????..

Icarus gets up first and approaches a motionless Starr. He bends down to lift him up, but Starr, playing possum, rolls him up.

Tito: The quick cover!

Valery: 1??..2????no!

Icarus gets a shoulder up. He gets to his feet but his hit with a quick lariat and a quick but stiff falcon arrow.

Tito: What a Falcon Arrow! Starr pins! It?s over!

Valery: 1?????



2??????..




3???

No!

Icarus gets the shoulder up just in time and instinctively rolls to the outside to regroup. There he finds Francesca waiting and glares at her. He quickly grabs her and holds her in front of him as he threatens to choke her. Starr snaps and rolls to the outside, but Icarus just tosses Francesca at his feet. Starr stops to check on her while Icarus makes an entire lap around the ring. He looks under the ring and sets up a table just in front of the announce booth. Senior official John Valery warns Icarus but the big man pays no attention. Valery goes to the outside but Icarus swipes at him, causing Valery to trip over some camera cables and into the steel steps, knocking him out. Starr, who is still checking to see if Francesca is ok, is blindsided by an Icarus elbow to the back of the head. Icarus then drags Starr near the table and puts his head between his legs and lifts him up in a powerbomb position. Before he can drop Starr down, Fransesca comes out of no where and nails Icarus with a low blow. This causes Icarus to drop Starr who lays a right hand on the big man?s face. Angered, Icarus charges Starr who ducks and lifts Icarus up dropping him through the table on the outside with a Homocide backdrop.

Tito: What a move!

Bill: He?s a cheater!

Tito: Icarus set up the table, not Starr!

Starr gets to his feet and rolls Icarus? motionless body into the ring. Fransesca rolls senior official John Valery into the ring as Starr pins Icarus. The count is slow?

Valery: 1?????????.






2???????????.






3??



No!

At the absolute last second, Icarus gets the shoulder up. Starr, undaunted, lifts Icarus up and locks up with him, quickly lifting him into the burning hammer position.

Tito: here comes the Tropical Depression!

Starr?s left arm gives way again as he?s forced to drop Icarus. Icarus takes advantage and chops at the back of Starr?s knee. Starr keels over as Icarus, dizzy and exhausted starts to execute the Touch of Ivory (A series of strikes to the body, ending with a slide up flip kick to the jaw.) On the last kick, Starr reels back as Icarus? foot sails wide. Icarus lands on his feet but with into Starr?s grasp who hits lifts up Icarus and hits the Tropical Depression.

Tito: There it is! The pin!

Valery: 1?????????





2????????????




3????.




No!

Icarus gets his shoulder up again as Francesca looks exasperated on the outside. The two men remain on the mat for a while, out of pure fatigue and pain. Finally, Starr lifts Icarus and throws him against the turnbuckle in the corner. As he approaches Icarus pulls Starr by the left arm and reveres position. He quickly knees Starr in the gut and attempts to hit the ?Paint the Sky Red? (Powerbomb into the turnbuckle). He lifts Starr up but somehow Starr manages to reverse it into an inverted DDT.

Tito: What a reversal!

Starr lifts Icarus up in the Burning Hammer position. His arm begins to give way under the weight, but he manages to execute the move none the less.

Tito: Tropical Depression! And the cover!

Valery: 1?????.




2??????..






3???




No! No!

Tito: He kicked out! Icarus kicked out again!

Starr gets on his hand and knees, exasperated. He then looks up at the turnbuckle and begins to climb it. Once at the top he looks down at Icarus then at Fransesca, hope filling her eyes. Starr closes his and leaps off, the flash bulbs going off like mad. Starr rotates in the air and lands hard on Icarus with a 450 splash as the fans go wild. Starr makes the cover.

Valery: 1??????..





2??????????.





3?????????!

Tito: It?s over! It?s over! What a match, it?s over!

Starr rolls off of Icarus as Francesca storms the ring. She kneels over Starr and helps him to his feet as ?Fight the Power? blares over the speakers. The two celebrate as Icarus rolls to the outside.

Tito:[i] A hard fought battle by Icarus, but the champ comes out on top yet again. I?m sure Icarus will receive a rematch. He deserves it? But that?s all the time we have folks. Be sure to tune in to Total Conflict live from the Bi-Lo Center in Greenville, South Carolina when the tournament for the Tag Team Titles begins!!!

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