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-[Fade In]-

The camera centres on a sign on a door. In thick gold letters, it reads ?DNA?.The crowd boo. The camera turns to reveal Aaron Mc, with his bag over his shoulder, standing before the door, about to enter. Half the crowd cheers, while the other half boos. He pushes the door open, and steps through. We see Extreme Killer Phil, Dustin Hughes and Nathan Melvin sitting on the leather couches in the room.

Aaron-Man, is tonight gonna be a good night or what? New Era? Damn right, it?s DNA?s e?

He grinds to a standstill, staring at Melvin, his mouth still open. He looks at Phil, then back at Melvin. He looks to Dustin, then back to Melvin. He leans back to read the sign on the door, before looking back at the three men and blinking a few times.

Aaron-Uh...am I in the wrong room?

Dustin, Phil and Melvin look at him in confusion.

Aaron-Oh...haha...sorry. Y'see I was headed for DNA's dressing room. I must've taken a wrong turn. *He turns to leave* Sorry for the mis...

EKP-Errr, what are you talking about? This is the DNA dressing room.

Aaron points at Melvin and shrugs.

Dustin-Chill out man. We're planning strategy for the main event.

Aaron turns to Phil.

EKP-Pfft...don't look at me, I don't want this jobber here any more than you do.

Aaron smiles.

Aaron-You want a beer Melvin?

Melvin-Uh...yeah, sure, thanks.

Aaron-The catering area's down the hall.

EKP and Aaron both laugh. Melvin smiles sheepishly. Aaron stops laughing and looks at Melvin with distaste.

Aaron-You're in my seat.

Melvin-Oh sorry man. Total accident.

He gets up and sits on a different chair.

Aaron-That's my seat.

Melvin gets up, and begins to move towards another seat. Aaron looks at him and shakes his head slowly.

Melvin-Aw dammit, come on man! Is there anywhere I can sit?

Aaron-Yeah. Go sit in the audience. No one wants your washed-up has-been carcass in this company, and I sure as hell don?t want you in this room. When was the last time you even won a match? Haha?you?re too busy being Soulfly?s little whippin? bitch?

Melvin is suddenly overcome with an expression of rage. He grabs Aaron by the shirt collar, pushing him against the wall. Aaron opens his eyes wide.

Aaron-Whoa?

Melvin- Don?t give me this crap! Who the hell are you? Aaron Mc?ha! How many World titles have you held? Tag titles even? Jack, that?s how many. I could take you right outta the game right now, without even breakin? into a sweat. You realize that?

Aaron grins. Melvin looks at him, before looking behind himself. EKP and Dustin are on their feet, looking at Melvin, cracking their hands. Melvin looks at them, and lets go of Aaron. Aaron gasps for breath. Melvin sneers at him, shaking his head. He throws the door open, and exits the room.

Aaron-Don?t mess up in the main event Melvy!


-[Ringside]-

Fireworks shoot up from the Entrance ramp, as the sold out MCI center in Washington, DC is on their feet, showing their allegiances ?Dusty loves it in the ass? ?Don?t go Chief? ?Phil+Dusty=Love? ?cookie?? ?RIP Karnij?

The pyros die down, as rock band Sum 41 takes the stage, but they don?t play one of their songs, but instead the New Era Theme ?Get Back? as Ludacris takes the stage with them.

Ludacris:

Heads Up! Heads Up! Here's another one.. and a.. and a.. another one.

(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) Why you all in my ear? Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear.
Get Back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!
(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!

So, so, come on, come on. DON'T get swung on, swung on. It's the knick-knack-patty-whack still riding cadillacs. Family
off the streets, made my homies put the baggies back. (Whoo!) Still snaggin' plaques (yep), still action-packed (yep), and
dope.. i keep it flippin' like acrobats. That's why I pack a mack, that'll crack a back, cause on my waist, there's more
heat than the shaq-attack! But I ain't speakin' about ballin', jus' thinkin' about brawlin' 'til y'all start ballin'. We
all in together now, birds of the feather now, jus' bought a plane so we change in the weather now. So put your brakes on,
cats put your capes on, and knock off your block, get dropped, and have your face blown. Cause I'll prove it, scratch off
the music, like hey little stupid, don't make me looose it!

(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) Why you all in my ear? Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear.
Get Back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!
(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!

I came (I came), I saw (I saw), I hit him right dead in the jaw (in the jaw).
I came (I came), I saw (I saw), I hit him right dead in the jaw (in the jaw
I came (I came), I saw (I saw), I hit him right dead in the jaw (in the jaw
I came (I came), I saw (I saw), I hit him right dead in the jaw (in the jaw
See I caught him with a right hook, caught him with a jab, caught him with an upper cut, kicked him in his ass. Sent him
on his way cause I ain't for that talk, and no trips to the county.. I ain't for that walk! We split like 2 pins at the
end of a lane, we'll knock out your spotlight and put end to your fame. Put a DTP pinned at the end of yo' chain, and put
the booty of a swish at the end of a flaamme.


(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) Why you all in my ear? Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear.
Get Back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!
(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!


Hey, you want WHAT with me?! I'm gonna tell you one time, don't FUCK with me! Get down! Beat his ass.. ain't got nothin'
to lose, and i'm havin a bad day, don't make me take it out on you! [x2]
Maann, cause I don't wanna do that. I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.. sit back and watch some women get drunk
as hell, so I can wake up in the morning with a story to tell. I know it's been a little while since I've been out the
house, but now I'm here.. you wanna stand around runnin' yo' mouth? I can't hear nothing you sayin' or spittin', so what's
up? Don't you see we in the club?, man shut the fuck up!

(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) Why you all in my ear? Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear.
Get Back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!
(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!

Ah! We in the red light district!
Ah! We in the red light district!
Whoo! We in the red light district!
Ah! We in the red light district!
Whoo! We in the red light district!
Whoo! The red light district!
Whoo! The red light district..
Ah! The red light district..

The Ludacris/Sum 41 performance stops, the crowd gives the performers a standing ovation, as the commentating team takes their seats.

Tito:We?re coming live to you from the sold out MCI Center in Washington, DC. For TKOW! New Era, and what a way to kick it off with an incredible performance from two headlining musical acts, Ludacris and Sum 41!!

Vega: Gotta give the boss credit, he can bring in musical talent.

Tito:I agree Vega, But that?s not to mention the action packed lineup we have tonight

Vega: That?s right we have The Firm represented in the main event with co-CEO Soulfly and the World Heavyweight champion Icarus taking on Their brother Dustin Hughes and his newfound ally Nathan Melvin, in a street fight. This will be nothing short of a grand victory for The Firm.

Bill:Nonsense, Tonight is DNA?s night, not only is Dustin gonna win the main event, but his DNA running mate, ?The Real World Heavyweight? Champion Extreme Killer Phil will retain his title in a last man standing match with Hardcore AL and Ghallwon

Tito:with the run Ghalleon has been on as of late I expect him to walk out as the new champion tonight

Vega:I don?t think so, its Al?s night Tito.

Tito:And speaking of the Tag Team Champion Hardcore Al, we are expecting an announcement tonight from his partner Chief on his future in TKOW!

Vega:your forgetting the part about him brutally beating Wildcat in a match he helped make famous, Chairs and Cuffs

Bill:are you insane? Chief isn?t going to beat wildcat tonight, and he?s not resigning with TKOW! She is going to be able to say she ran him out of TKOW!

Tito:Speaking of running out of TKOW! rumor has it that Deems has quit TKOW! and will not participate in a four way exploding turnbuckle match with The Amazon, Aaron Mc, and Johnny Flamingo.

Bill:He?s smart, he?s realized that He proved he was the man with his assaults on Dave Sadler, but he knew he wasn?t a match for my hero Aaron Mc.

Vega: I have to agree with you on that one Bill, I don?t see Aaron losing tonight.

Tito:Funny you bring up David Sadler, because he has a great opportunity in front of him as the Ultimate Chaos Championship is on the line in a Japanese Flaming Tables match. The champ Phoenix has yet to be pinned while in TKOW!, and I don?t forsee him losing his title tonight

Bill:that?s because you underestimate the greatness that is Dusty Dynamite

Vega:The only thing special about Dusty Dynamite is he no longer has a butt-cherry, he?s turned to Tito?s ways.

Tito: *avoiding the issue* Finally, two years ago, The Tapai Deathmatch made its debut in TKOW! as Stan ?The Tank? Wilson defeated former World champion Rage in one of the bloodiest TKOW matches to date, tonight it returns with two massive bulls out for each others throat, ?The Iceheart? Jace Mingla and Karnij, your thoughts?

Bill:Jace Mingla is the greatest athlete to ever compete in a TKOW! ring, I say he makes short work of Karnij

Vega:I say the match last?s two minutes?

Tito:If you remember the disaster that happened at Mass Khaos, I don?t think you can count Karnij out, he is in this one for revenge

Bill:everyone wants revenge Tito, but when your seeking revenge against Jace Mingla, you better make sure you fill out your Last Will & Testament beforehand.

Vega:on another note, Megabowl is on the horizon and the newly appointed TKOW! President Dave Rave has an earth shattering announcement regarding the pay Per view.

?Breed? by Nirvana hits and a suit-clad David Rave runs down to the ring. The fans pop huge as the energetic ex-UC Champ grabs a mic.

Rave: DC, are we ready for a party tonight!

Bill: Cheap pop? What a loser?

The fans go nuts.

Rave: Well, I don?t wanna be a bore, so I?ll make this quick. I got a few announcements to make here?

Tito: Announcements?

Rave: I?m sure you?ve all been following SCW, right?

The fans pop in accordance.

Rave: That?s right, SCW.com for more info?

Bill: He has NO shame!

Rave: Now that the cheap pops/plugs are done with. Here?s what I gotta say? With a few recent departures in TKOW! It?s times to call a few guys up. Now granted, both men need to fulfil the rest of their time at SCW, but once that is done, we will have two brand new stars for you here in TKOW!

The crowd pops.

Vega: Wonder who it is?

Rave: Very shortly, in a TKOW! ring, you WILL see Nate ?the Raptor? Redman!

The crowd pops huge.

Bill: That guy?s a wrestling machine!

Rave: And?Salazaar!

The crowd also pops huge for the second name.

Rave: Also, concerning MegaBowl? and this is important for ALL SCW stars? Megabowl WILL be a joint TKOW-SCW PPV!

The crowd claps.

Rave: That means a HUGE crad with both TKOW! matches and SCW matches. These guys are hungry and will show you just how great they are.

Tito: Huge news!

Rave: Oh and one last thing? You know that Taipei Death Match we?re gonna have tonight?

Rave pauses for effect.

Rave: Well I decided to make it a falls count anywhere match, because we all know that cell matches rarely if ever stay in the cell?

The crowd gies nuts at the added stipulation.

Tito: What a way to kick things off! Rave continues to please the fans!

Bill: He?s an ass-kisser.

Vega: Mmmmm? Indeed he is?

?Breed? by Nirvana hits as Rave heads to the back, high-fiving fans along the way.

Tito:we have paramedics making their way to ringside carrying Fire Extinguishers, that can only mean one thing

Bill:We?re starting New Era with a BANG, literally.

Tito:And now the madness begins, as we have Aaron Mc, The Amazon, and Johnny Flamingo engaging in an Exploding Turnbuckle match, tell us how it works Bill

Jakes: It?s simple Tito, The top turnbuckle in each of the corners have been equipped with some C4 explosives. Each device is equipped with a pressure sensitve timer. Each Turnbuckle is designed to explode after a random predetermined number of hits.

Tito:And when that happens

Playboy: BOOM

Vega: We last seen this match two years ago in a triple threat hell in a cell match between Icarus Evangeline, Soulfly, and Extreme Killer Phil with the Extreme Chaos Championship on the line, EKP and FLy found themselves on the burnt end of the deal, as Icarus won the title off of Soulfly.

Poppi: That match helped build the two newcomers to join Phil as a legend in the making, could the same happen from this match

Vega: these three athletes are straight out of SCW and one is a former TKOW! Ultimate Chaos Champion. We now take you to ringside.

Head: The following contest is an Exploding Turnbuckles Match! Introducing first, Johnny Flamingo!

The sounds of a woman moaning blare over the loud speaker as a green and red fire flashes hit and illuminate the ring.

A few seconds later, Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot" begins to play over the loudspeaker.
As these words play, Johnny appears at the top of the ramp way, and several more explosions blast off as he balls his fists and repeatedly pounds his skull with each.

The music continues, as he darts to the ring and slides in, then heads to the right turnbuckle and climbs it and pounds his chest as the crowd boos.


Johnny jumps down from the ropes then sits in the corner Raven style as the song finishes off..

Head: And the second of the three competitors, The Amazon!

The Game by Motorhead starts to play in the arena and lights go dim as music is playing. The Amazon makes her way to the ring taunting and insulting the crowd. Then she stands outside the ropes on the apron and drinks some water and spews it. While this there is a spotlight on her and rest of the lights go out. Then she raises her hands in air and brings them down flexing in front of the crowd while she is growling. Then she climbs the turnbuckles and raises her hands in air while standing on them.

Head: Now the final cometitor, Aaron Mc!

"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte begins to play on the arena's speaker system as "DNA...Dustin...Phil...Aaron" flashes on the screen. As the song's intro finishes and the music kicks in, gold pyro erupts from the stage, right up to the ceiling. The crowd goes wild. The screen shows of Aaron in action against TKOW! megastars past and present, including Jason Starr, and Chief, mixed in with the video for the song. As soon as the vocals hit, Aaron runs out onto the stage, with Katie following behind. They stand at the top of the ramp for a few seconds, laughing at the fans, before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring.

The three of them circle each other in the ring. Aaron stands in between two, looking at them disgust. Johnny and Amazon look at each other and attack Aaron together. They beat him down until Johnny drop kicks Amazon who stumbles back, hitting her head against the top turnbuckle. Flamingo is looking down at Amazon but turns around to get a basement dropkick from Aaron! He runs against the ropes as Flamingo tries to get back up and Aaron hits him with a running drop kick to the face! Aaron stands up taunting the crowd as Amazon low blows him to boos from the crowd. Amazon picks him up and whips him into the ropes. She ducks down and gets a DDT from Johnny!

Vega: Nice DDT from Johnny.

Both are laid out and Aaron looks at this with a smile. He goes to the top rope. He flies off, nailing them both with a frog splash! He sits on his knees with a smirk of satisfaction on his kisser. He picks up Johnny Flamingo and rams him head first into a turnbuckle! He looks pissed so he does it again! Nothing happens so he runs back. He goes to splash him into the corner but Johnny moves. Aaron sees this in the nick of time and grabs the ropes and handstands on them.

Poppi: What the?

Jakes: He's tricking her, its a good plan.

He looks and laughs but Amazon comes up. He goes to get down but Amazon grabs him. She runs and rams his head against a different turnbuckle. She then twists him and drops him with the Widow?s Peak! Johnny runs over to the fallen Aaron and locks on The Hit! Aaron is in pain, trying to get out. All of a sudden Johnny looks up to see the 250lbs Amazon diving and landing on him with a flying elbow drop! Amazon picks up Flamingo in a powerbomb position. She holds him up but Aaron runs up behind her hitting her with a chop block. Aaron begins stomping on her and he runs to the top rope. He dives off with a huge top rope leg drop!

Vega: Nice leg drop for Aaron Mc!

Jakes: I bet you've seen better....

Vega: What do you mean?

Jakes: I bet you get alot of leg drops in bed, if you catch my drift.

Vega: Think what you want to think, but I remember seeing someone with his pants down. I remeber he had an....

Jakes: Don't say it!

Vega: ...empty look in his underwear.

Jakes: ....

All of a sudden Johnny Flamingo dives off the top rope as Aaron is standing up. He hits a nice clothesline. He walks over to Amazon and locks on the Mob Scene! Amazon starts tapping out wildly but she can?t be eliminated that way. Johnny stands up and looks around but doesn?t see Aaron anywhere. He sees him leaning against the side of the ring on the outside. He bends over in between the ropes to grab him but Aaron nails him with a steel chair. Flamingo goes limp and falls outside. Aaron reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up and rolls Flamingo over onto it. He gets in the ring but gets a huge clothesline from Amazon! Amazon looks pissed. She picks up Aaron for a powerbomb. She looks to throw him outside but Aaron reverses it with a hurricanranna! She flips over and onto the mat. Aaron looks back at flamingo. He picks up Amazon and throws her outside. Amazon stumbles to her feet and tries to steady herself on the table. She sits on it to rest but all of a sudden sees Aaron flying over the top rope. She moves and Aaron crashes Johnny thru the table with a huge running Swanton bomb plancha!

?OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD?

Poppi: What a move! The crowd's going wild!

Amazon picks up Aaron and throws him into the ring. She rolls into the ring. She picks him up and drops him with a Pedigree. She picks him up and tosses him into a turnbuckle but no reaction. She looks pissed. She walks over to pick up Aaron but he pokes her in the eye! Aaron stands up and goes to the top rope. He dives off to get a drop kick to the mid section from Johnny Flamingo! He is down in pain as Amazon tries to sneak up on Johnny. But he turns around, kicks her in the stomach and drops her with a pimp drop. He turns around only to get a huge dropkick from Aaron sending him into a turnbuckle that explodes!

A cloud of smoke escapes the turnbuckle as Flamingo falls to the mat, and into the foam from the paramedics, extinguishing the fire, Aaron and Amazon watch, slightly in awe at what they just witnessed. Two of them help roll him out of the ring so that they can give him medical condition.

Poppi: That was horrible

Vega: his clothes were on fire

Bill: I think it was him

Tito:I hope he is ok

Aaron runs to Amazon but she hops up with a clothesline! Aaron slams to the mat as Amazon points to a corner. She picks up Aaron and whips him into it but nothing happens! She runs at him and Aaron moves in the nick of time and she slams the corner chest first as it explodes!!!

Winner: Aaron MC

Poppi: What a match folks! The parametics are now checking up on The Amazon as well as Johnny.

The paramedics quickly spray her with the extinguisher, hopefully soon enough to prevent anything too serious.

Bill:the c4 explosive in the turnbuckles are no joke. Seriously, I can smell burning flesh, its horrible.

Tito:And we can thank TKOW! President Dave Rave, with the stip lottery, every match tonight has a stip. Things are only ?heating? up.

[TKOW Board]

The camera zooms in on the PoW locker room as the door opens and a man walks through the door. The camera turns to reveal the one of the #1 contenders for the UC Title, Dusty Dynamite.

Within the locker room Hardcore Al is busy doing sit-ups in preparation for his Last Man Standing match against EKP and Ghalleon as Chief is leaning against a wall bobbing his head to the latest from K-os.

Dusty: Hey Chief

Chief pays Dusty no attention and just keeps jamming as Dusty walks over and grabs his shoulder causing him to jump in surprise. He removes the headphones and looks up at Dusty.

Dusty: Rave?s in the hallway waiting to talk to you.

Chief: Ok

Chief removes the headphones and digs through his bag pulling out the contract. He looks at it one last time before getting up and walking towards the door and into the hallway.

Dave: Chief ? glad to see you

Chief: Here you go

Dave looks at the contract but his constant smile turns to a frown when he notices that the spot for Chief?s name is empty

Dave: Are you sure this is what you want?

Chief: Positive

Dave: Soulfly won?t be happy

Chief: I could care less how Soulfly feels ? that?s my decision. Tell him to fuck off

Dave: Well good luck in the future Eric

Chief: Thanks Dave

Chief extends his hand and Dave Rave accepts it before turning and walking down the hallway with the contract in his hand. Chief watches him walk away before turning and walking back into the locker room.

Tito: Folks, the cell is being lowered, the buckets of glass shards are being brought into the ring? We?re ready to go.

The camera cuts to Bill, Vega and Tito sitting at the announce booth.

Tito: For those of you who don?t know the rules, here?s a quick summary. This is only the second time this match has taken place. Why you ask? Because getting a state to sanction it is incredibly tough. It?s among one of the most violet matches in the history of professional wrestling. One only needs to look back at the first match between TKOW! legend, RAGE and the then up-and-comer Stan Wilson. The blood-shed was excessive and we?re here to warn you that this match has hereby earned an 18+ rating. If you are at all squeamish, you are advised to leave the room.

Bill: Enough with the crap Here?s what the REAL fans want to know. The match will be fought in a cell. The cell isn?t your standard hell in the cell. It is 4 feet away from the ring apron on every side allowing for the battle to be taken to the outside of the ring, but still within the cell. In addition, each wrestler is wearing special sparring gloves that have a special adhesive on it. At the beginning of the match, and throughout the match, whenever they feel like it, they will dip their gloved hands into a bucket of glass shards.

Bill holds up a small shard.

Bill: Each shard is about have an inch to ? of an inch. They are brutally sharp and they WILL tear your flesh from your bone. The buckets of shards will be placed in the 4 corners of the cell, just outside the ring. The combatants can ?re-fill? whenever they so chose. If that isn?t enough, TKOW! ?Pres.? David Rave has announced that this is a falls count anywhere match!

Tito: Wow, huge news? That pretty much sums it up Bill. We remind you at home that this match is NOT for the faint of heart?

Vega: Especially with these two men.

Tito: That?s true. What we saw at Mass Khaos leads me to believe that these two absolutely HATE each other. Karnij is seeking bloody revenge on Mingla.

Bill: Yeah, but Mingla isn?t a saint himself. In fact, I?d wager he?s the sickest SOB TKOW! has ever seen.

Vega: So what exactly is at stake in this match?

Tito: Oh so much? First of all, it will decide who the number one contender for the Ultimate Chaos Title will be. Secondly, and many would say this is the primary focus of the match? revenge. Karnij would like nothing more than to beat Mingla to a pulp. And I?m sure the feeling is mutual. But also and very important as well? Should Mingla win this match, his manager Leona Nguyen and the SCW tag-team of the Violent Reaction get TKOW! contracts. You heard me right. Leona and the Violent Reaction get called up to TKOW! pending a Mingla victory.

Bill: That pretty much covers it, doesn?t it? Let?s take it to ring announcer, Richard Head.

Richard Head stands in the cage as two men with the buckets approach.

Head: Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the most brutal match you will ever feast your eyes upon?

The crowd pops, but a sense of uneasiness is felt.

Head: I said, arrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuu ready?!

The fans pop louder this time.

Head: This match will decided the number one contender for the Ultimate Chaos Title, as well as the contracts of Leona Nguyen and the Violent Reaction. It is a falls count ANYWHERE, Taipei DEATHMATCH! Making his way to the ring first, from parts unknown, weighing in at 305 lbs, he is?. KARNIJ!

The arena goes dark as a set of eyes briefly flash on the Megatron...then darkness...red lights begins to flash as Dimmu Borgir?s ?Puritania? begins to play. Brief flashes of floods, volcanoes, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, nuclear explosions, and other various disasters quickly flash on the Megatron as Karnij makes his way out...standing at the top of the ramp he slowly lifts his right arm, hand balled in a fist...a sinister smile escapes his features as he makes his way to the ring. Pyros firing off right behind him. The referees open the cell door and he enters. Immediately he gives his hands to the two ring-crew workers as they place the special adhesive gloves.

Head: And his opponent. From the City of Angels? Los Angeles California, weighing in at 267 lbs? he is, the ?Iceheart? Jace Miiiiiingla!

The crowd boos heavily as the lights dim and the opening chords to Marilyn Manson's "Personal Jesus" hit. The 'Tron shows what look to be snakes eyes superimposed over the Los Angeles cityscape. The image of the eerie eyes is quickly cut away and replaced with extremely quick shots of Jace ruining somebody's shit with a brutal kick to the face or body, all done to the tune of the opening chords. When the song picks up a fully formed snake appears above the cityscape forms and lunges, the image shatters and it cuts to a series of scenes of Jace in action, inter-cut with sinister looking red profile shots of him laughing maniacally. By now, the arena is bathed in a strange purplish glow with his symbol (Two snakes locked in combat in the symbol for "infinity") formed in neon lights and leading to the ring. Mingla walks down to the cell as Karnij, already taped up with the gloves, attempts to meet him outside. The referee and ring crew hold him back and calm him down, allowing Mingla to enter the cell as the door closes. The crowd is absolutely incensed at Mingla?s presence, booing heavily.

Tito (yelling over the crowd): I have never heard such a reaction!

Mingla remains focused as he watches the gloves with adhesive be placed onto his hands. When the process is done, one man for each wrestler, each with a bucket of shards, approaches the respective combatants. Karnij dips his hands into the bucket as dozens of razor sharp shards of glass immediately stick to his gloves. Mingla does the same, but rolls his fists so as to cover them with maximum efficiency. Before he removes his fists, he picks up a shard with his fingers (the finger tips are exposed for manoeuvrability) and drags the shard lightly across his chest. A thin line of blood immediately forms. Mingla grins and nods slowly. Mingla then lifts the pants of his Gi (the traditional karate suit) exposing his boots. He then tucks the pants into the insides of his boots. He grabs the buckets of shards and places it on the matt.

Tito: What the hell is he doing?

Mingla steps into the buckets and removes them. The glass shards stick to his boots, which seem to be covered with a similar adhesive as the gloves. The crowd boos as Karnij protests. Senior official John Valery just shrugs mouthing the words, ?It isn?t illegal??.

Bill: What a genius!

Tito: That?s heinous! It?s an unfair advantage is what it is!

Vega: No one stopped Karnij from coming prepared?

Bill: For once, I agree with Vega.

John Valery calls for the bell as the two men size each other up.

Tito: Both men NEED To be prudent here. You need to take the shards seriously?

As if to prove Tito wrong, Karnij just charges at Mingla, catches the grappler off-guard. He pounces on Mingla, using the weight advantage to knock him down. He then starts wailing with wild punches to Mingla?s upper-body and face. Mingla uses his forearms as a guard, protecting his face.

Tito: So much for prudence!

Bill: One thing we should mention is that this match will not resemble a typical wrestling match. It?ll look more like a cross between a UFC fight, and hell?

Mingla manages to roll to his right, tossing Karnij off his body. Mingla gets up quickly and staggers to the corner where he surveys the damage done. His forearms took the brunt of the damage and are already bleeding moderately. A variety of cuts stretch from his wrists all the way down to his elbows as they stream thin lines of blood. His ribs too a few shots, but in all, nothing more than flesh wounds and nothing too deep.

Tito: So Karnij draws first blood.

Bill: Yeah, but he?s gotta make sure to not out-punch himself early in the match.

Karnij is already breathing heavier than usual as he takes another charge at Mingla. Mingla is smart this time and dodges to the left, hitting a drop toe hold on Karnij, sending the big man to the matt. He waits for him to get to one knee, before unleashing a stiff, shard-riddled kick right into the chest of Karnij. The crowd cringes as Karnij falls back. However, Mingla cannot capitalize as Karnij gets to his feet in a hurry. In just one kick, Karnij?s chest is reduced to streaks of thin bloody lines.

Tito: And it wasn?t long before the ?educated? feet of Mingla came into play.

Vega: He?s got the sickest kicks in the fed, but with those shards, they become deadly. I?m surprised Karnij didn?t stay down after that one.

The two circle the ring which is already stained in blood. Karnij?s gloves are already almost bear of any shards. Mingla?s boots and gloves have plenty. Karnij locks up with Mingla and doesn?t let go of Mingla?s arms. The two boars are locked in the ring, unable to use their hands. Mingla decides to unleash a series of short range kicks to the lower body of Karnij. One kick to the shins, a second to the knee, a third back to the shins. Karnij resists the pain at first but eventually staggers and falls to one knee. Mingla then hits a stiff drop kick to Karnij?s face. He mounts the fallen challenger and starts unleashing on the unprotected face of Karnij as he screams in pain. Karnij finally mounts a defence but the damage is done. Mingla finally dismounts the fallen warrior and lets our a guttural scream at the sight of Karnij?s blood. Karnij?s tights are torn from the initial kicks and his face is a hideous sight, with a multitude of thin cuts across his cheeks and jaw.

Bill: Mingla is in control, baby!

Tito: This one could be over in a hurry is Karnij doesn?t devise a plan of attack?

Wisely, Karnij rolls to the outside and approaches one of the four glass shard buckets. He quickly dips his hands in, getting a ?re-fill? of sorts. Mingla follows him but Karnij surprises him with a quick uppercut to the jaw, cutting him open on contact. Stunned, Mingla staggers back into the cell. The two men are now in the small space between the cell and the ring apron (it is about 4 feet wide). Karnij charges like a bull and hits a huge clothesline, pressing Mingla into the cell?s unforgiving steel. Winded he cannot defend himself from a huge Ric Flair-style chop that Karnij unleashes on him. The crowd ?wooo?s!? in delight as Mingla?s chest is cut on the first chop. Karnij hits a second and third and fourth and fifth chop before a dazed Mingla slumps against the cell and falls on his behind. His chest is now looking much like Karnij?s, a maze of thin red cuts, searing and burning with pain.

Tito: And the grand equalizer? Glass shard-filled chops!

Karnij raises an arm to a pop but Mingla leans over and hits a desperation low blow, followed by a European uppercut that sends Karnij reeling. Mingla follows, grabs the bloody grappler and Irish whips him into the cell. He then approaches the bucket of shards and takes a re-fill on both his fists and his boots. He then empties out the remainder of the shards on the floor outside (still within the cell mind you?).

Tito: What the hell is he doing?

Karnij charges at Mingla with a clothesline but Mingla ducks and hits a quick Leg Sweep Facebuster (Jarrett?s ?The Stroke?) right onto the pile of glass shards. The crowd screams as Karnij bellows out in pain.

Tito: Good god!

Bill: What a move! His entire upper body into a pile of glass shards! He?s a bloody mess!

But Mingla also took some of the blow and has a few more cuts to his chest and ab-area. But Karnij is in bad shape, the thin cuts now deeper, wider, and more numerous than before. Mingla stomps down on Karnij before rolling him back into the ring. He then lifts Karnij, Irish whips him chest-first into the turnbuckle and hits a huge splash. With his back facing Mingla, Karnij is vulnerable. Mingla chops at Karnij?s back as the crowd cringes. Immediately skin rips off, thin cuts forming on the large back of Karnij. Mingla follows up with a series of chops that get progressively faster and faster until his hands are a frenzied blur. He finally stops, and takes a step back to admire his work, like an artist admires a canvas. Karnij?s back is no longer skin-color but a sheet of stringy, bloody lines. The blood seeps down to his tights, staining them. His body slumps backwards before he falls to the matt. Mingla places his boot on his chest for the pin.

Valery: 1???.2??.. No!

Karnij kicks out to a huge pop as the fans really hate Mingla.

Tito: I Don?t think Mingla really wanted to pin Karnij there?

Bill: I doubt that as well?

Mingla lifts Karnij up and smiles before Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle. Mingla charges at the bloodied Karnij and attempts a huge splash. But Karnij dodges at the last second. Mingla hits the turnbuckle chest-first and bounces back, right into the waiting arms of Karnij, who on pure instinct hits a release German suplex. Mingla lands on the back of his head/neck and releases an anguish-riddled cry. He grabs his head in pain, his feet flailing.

Tito: What a head-drop!

Karnij gets a second wind and stomps on Mingla?s head, causing further damage and pain. He then lifts the stunned Mingla and hits a huge elbow to the temple, which causes Mingla to stagger back into the turnbuckle. Karnij then sets Mingla on the top turnbuckle in a seated position and issues a series of chops to the chest for good measure, cutting open his Mingla before he starts to climb the turnbuckle himself.

Tito: This could be trouble, folks.

Karnij puts his head under Mingla arms and continues to climb. Mingla follows and the two men are standing precariously on the top turnbuckle, both struggling for balance. Mingla hits body-strikes to try to break the hold, but Karnij fights them off and hits a huge Super Suplex from the top rope as the fans go apeshit.

Tito: Huge move!

Mingla?s head bounces off the canvas, as Karnij collapses from blood loss. Senior official John Valery starts the 10-count.

Valery: 1???..2?????.3????..

Karnij stirs and rolls over, getting a hand over Mingla. Valery makes the pin-count.

Valery: 1??..2???..

No!

Mingla gets a shoulder up as Karnij rolls to the outside and towards a bucket of shards. He dips his hands in, covering the gloves in the sharp pieces of glass. Karnij then grabs the bucket and re-enters the ring. He raises the bucket and screams as the fans g owild.

Tito: Safe to say, Karnij has lost it?

Karnij dumps the bucket of shards on Mingla who?s on his hands and knees. Shards rain down on the dazed Mingla, but most cover the matt. Karnij kicks Mingla in the gut, sending him rolling over, getting a back full of shards. He then lifts Mingla up and swings him against the ropes. On his way back, Mingla is the recipient of a huge backbody drop right onto a pile of shards. He screams out in pain but his head is met with a stiff dropkick as both boots make solid contact with Mingla?s skull. This sends the grappler into a frenzy, grabbing at his head in complete agony.

Tito: Karnij has the advantage here!

Bill: Way to point out the obvious?

Karnij then locks in the Wheels of Pain (modified ankle lock) as Mingla screams, his body over hundreds of glass shards, some sticking to his sweaty body.
Tito: Mingla is right in the centre of the ring!

Fans: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!

Mingla raises one arm as if to tap, but refuses, as Karnij wrenches on the ankle. The shards on Mingla boot cut in Karnij?s hand, but he doesn?t seem to notice or care as he holds the move on longer. Mingla struggles towards the ropes, inching closer.

Bill: He?s gonna make it!

2 feet away?. 1 foot away? 6 inches away. Finally, Mingla?s fingers are a mere 2 inches from the ropes when he lunges at them.

Bill: Come on!

As Mingla lunges, Karnij pulls back as the fans go wild. Mingla?s hands barely miss the ropes as he is dragged right back into the centre of the ring. The fans go wild some more.

Fans: TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!

Mingla?s face turns a beat red as he struggles to remain in the match. Out of desperation, Mingla frantically kicks with his free foot blindly backwards and luckily makes contact with Karnij?s kneecap. The scene is hideous as Karnij stumbles backwards, grabbing his knee in agony.

Bill: Yes! So resilient! He popped his kneecap in for sure!

It takes a few moments before Mingla can get to his feet. Meanwhile the fans start chanting.

Fans: Go to hell! GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL!

Mingla: I?m already there you sons of bitches!

The fans boo loudly as Mingla is the first to his feet. He limps over towards a seated Karnij and grabs him by the hair. Karnij hits a quick low blow as the fans pop. He then struggles to his feet and hits a quick DDT onto a pile of shards. Mingla falls, the crown of his head right into the shards and matt. He seems to be knocked out but Karnij has lost much blood.

Tito: Karnij is running on pure hate right now!

Vega: This match is not human? It?s not right?

Both men are a bloody mess, with Karnij?s back being one of the most gruesome sights ever seen on a TKOW! PPV. Karnij crawls towards the top rope and climbs, slowly but surely. Once on top, he sits there, his face a crimson red mask filled with hate, but also determination. He is perched on the top rope, waiting?

Tito: Karnij gonna go high risk?

Mingla finally gets to his feet and staggers blindly towards Karnij?s corner. Karnij leaps off, head first with a diving spear. Somehow, Mingla sidesteps and in mid-air hits a DDT on Karnij, the entire ring shaking, shards flying.

Bill: What a reverse! That?s why it?s called high risk, folks!

Karnij is laying in the centre of the ring, as Mingla looks dazed. He limps over to Karnij and grabs his leg, locking in the ?Liberation", an Elevated Inverted Leg-Lace Stretch (aka The Haas of Pain).

Tito: Liberation! He?s gonna tap!

Karnij doesn?t move and the referee grabs his arm. He lifts it and lets go. It falls to the mat.

Valery: 1!

The ref repeats the process and once again, the hand falls to the mat.

Valery: 2!

Once again, the referee lifts Karnij?s arm and lets go. This time however, a mere inches from the canvas, Karnij holds on. His hand shakes slightly at first. Then violently. He twists his body to the left, breaking the hold. He staggers to his feet as a shocked Mingla runs at him. Karnij ducks and sends Mingla over the top rope, to the outside, and head-first into the cell walls. Mingla lands in a crumpled heap on the outside as Karnij slumps into the corner, almost unable to move.

Tito: Folks, what a match-up we have here tonight!

Karnij finally rolls to the outside of the ring and tosses Mingla into the cell door. He does this repeatedly smashing Mingla?s head into the cold steel. Finally, the door bursts open and both men spill to the outside. Mingla gets a second wind and manages to judo-throw a charging (more like stumbling) Karnij into the announce table. Tito and company scurry to safety as Mingla heads back inside the cell and procures the remaining two buckets of shards. He dips his hands, then boots in them before dumping the remainder on the outside. During this, Karnij recovers and grabs Bill?s chair from ringside. Bill struggles to keep his chair, but quickly gives up once Karnij gets in his face. Mingla turns around after littering the outside floor with shards of glass and is met with a brutal chair shot right in the cranium. His eyes roll to the back of his head and he lands back-first into the pile of shards. He doesn?t even react and seems to be knocked out cold. A depleated Karnij falls on top of him.

Tito: It?s gotta be over!

Valery makes the count.

Valery: 1????.



2??????.



3???

No! No! No! No!

Tito: He kicked out! I can?t believe it!

The fans pop at the 3 count but are soon deflated as Senior official John Valery shakes his head ?no? and raises two fingers indicating that Mingla kicked out just in time. Karnij looks frustrated and lifts Mingla. He rolls him onto the announce table but in self-defense, an dzed Mingla lifts his boot and swings, catching Karnij in the face. The shards tear into Karnij?s cheeks as he staggers back. Mingla rolls off the announce table and a dazed Karnij swings wildly at Mingla, hoping to catch him. Mingle ducks and on pure instinct hits the "Vindication", an Inverted Suplex into 3/4 Facelock Bulldog (aka Osaka Street Cutter) right onto the shards littering the ground. Tito and co. are back at the table.

Tito: Vindication! It?s gotta be over! Gotta be!

Mingla just stares down at a motionless Karnij. There?s a strange look in his face. A look of? desperation?

Bill: Pin him! Pin his ass!

Mingla seems to be in his own world, his breathing heavy. He is soaked in blood. His loose fitting red aikdo pants cannot even hide the darker blood stains. He then grabs the steel chair and places it on Karnij?s body.

Tito: What the hell?s he doing?

Vega: I have no idea?

Mingla then stares up at the cell.

Tito: Oh no?

The crowd goes quiet and Mingla approaches it. He places one hand on it and begins to climb to the top.

Tito: No way?

Bill: This is insane! Pin him! You have him!

Mingla continues his slow ascent to the top of the cell. It?s a long climb, but Karnij is motionless at the bottom. After what seems like an eternity and a few close calls on slipping down, Mingla makes it to the top. He has a glassy look on his face and looks around the arena. The fans are all standing, eerily silent. Mingla steps on the edge of the cell and turns around. He closes his eyes and spreads his arms.

Tito: I can?t believe this?

Mingla?s blood drips down through the cell and into the ring, virtually raining blood? He then throws caution to the wind and leaps off with a high-arching moonsault off the top of the cell.

Tito (high pitched): OH MY GOD!

Mingla?s bloody body soars in the air as the flashbulbs go off. He seems to float for an eternity, but before long his body crashes down perfectly, stomach-first onto the motionless Karnij. The steel chair, combined with Mingla?s weight crushes Karnij as everyone in the stands go silent for a moment before erupting.

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tito: Good God this is insane!

Referee John Valery looks on in amazement, not realizing he?s to make the count. Bill Jakes yells from the side.

Bill: Make the count!

Valery shakes off his amazement and makes the count.

Valery: 1????



2??????.




3????????.

Ring the bell!

Tito: It?s over! It?s over! Good God, the humanity!

No music hits as the referee calls for paramedics. He rolls Mingla off of Karnij who is still motionless as the paramedics storm the ringside.

Tito: These men lost a lot of blood. The ring is stained red, damn it!

The paramedics tend to Karnij first, wheeling him off on a stretcher. Mingla manages to get in a seated position and leans against the cell. A paramedic approaches him but Mingla just looks up, his face caked with blood and shakes his head ?no?. The paramedics take a hint, and tend to Karnij, finally wheeling him to the back. Mingla sits alone, leaning against the cell. He uses it to prop himself up, but falls flat on his face. The fans start to chant.

Fans: YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK! YOU SICK FUCK!

Tito: I?d say someone needs to help the bastard, if I didn?t believe he was Satan himself! There?s no one left to help you Mingla, except God himself!

Vega: Tito?

Tito: I mean it, God damn it!

Just then, a figure emerges from the back and onto the stage. She is dressed in a white pant-suit, he long jet-black hair tied tightly into a pony-tail. It?s Leona Nguyen, Mingla?s manager and newest member of the TKOW! roster.

Tito: We?ll be seeing more of her now?

She has a look of shock on her face as she runs down towards the fallen Mingla. He leans over him and places an arm around his bloodied back. She whispers something into his ear and helps him up. His bloody body stains her clean white suit, but Leona pays no attention. His weight almost crushes her small frame, but with her help, the two make it back to the stage, alone. The two stand for a moment on the stage, Mingla?s huge bloody body being supported by the tiny, in comparison, frame of Leona Nguyen who at this point is clad in a blood-stained suit. The two disappear into the back, leaving a trail of blood behind them?

[TKOW Board]

The camera shot opens up on a plain door backstage, the only marking a purple '8' about eye level. The door opens to reveal a gathering in the confines of a private locker room.

Matt Griffen and Lady Hawke, a couple and the tag team The Birds of Prey, sit to one side in a loveseat, her lazily draped over him, him caressing her stomach. Next to them sitting on the arm is Xyrynth, friend and sparring partner. She is chatting with PowerCo's and HPWA's Head of Security, Mike Oates, standing with his arms folded, while Dr Cliff Hawke is checking a wrapping on her head, wounds from a recent Hardkore World battle. James and Jason Luna, brothers, interviewer and HPWA's head cameraman, respectively, sharing unscrupulous comments about the Birds, no doubt. T.H. Power is sitting in a folding chair, tapping at a laptop within his metal briefcase.

Center stage is Phoenix, TKOW!'s unwilling Ultimate Chaos champion. In most of his gear, he only is wearing his cloth mask in place of his wrestling mask. Phoenix appears to be warming up using a martial arts kata, however the style is a mixed bag of Bagua Zhang and Xing Yi Quan. Gabriel Hunglestein, brother of Robert Hunglestein III, stands near him, going over match strategy.

T.H. Power: Fredy! Bout time you got here. Aint an HPWA reunion tour without ya!

*from behind the camera* Fredy: Yeah I'm so sure it isn't. Hey pussyboy! Ready to, what was it, crush your opponents into a fine powder?

Phoenix stops and shrugs, taking the modified Manriki-gusari from Gabe and wrapping the three foot long chain around his left forearm, locking the two weighted ends together. Xyrynth hands him his phoenix logo zippo, which he tucks deep into the gauntlet covering his right forearm. He changes his mask and throws on his sleeves leather trench, logo emblazoned on the back, and moves squarely into the shot.

Phoenix: TKOW!, time to stand up and take notice. It's time, TKOW!, for you to start to realize just what you're up against when you defile my name. You call me out because you think I hate you? I say I hate you because you hate me. Why should I be nice to those who'ld spit on me in an instant? Why? No, I'm afraid that just can't happen. Not anymore.

Now it's time I start getting back to business, and that business is crushing those in my way. The way to the World Title. Icarus! Take a memo. You can't hide from me forever. The FIRM can only protect you for so long, and then, then when I get my hands on you...

He trails off, taking a breath and smiling.

Phoenix: You'll find out soon enough Icarus. You and anyone else that thinks that piece of gold won't be adorning my shoulder by the end of this year. 2005? My year. My time. Try and stop me.

Phoenix walks out of the room, past the camera, Gabriel behind him. Power locks down his case and follows, along with Xyrynth and the Birds.


Tito: "This next match will be insane! You guys pumped?"

Bill: "Meh there are better matches with better stipulations on the card. But yeah, i guess you could say this will be good."

Tito: "What about you Vega?"

Vega: "I could care less."

All around the ring are different Japanese Tables. Individually flattened out with a can of gas and matches nearby.

Tito: "This is a first in TKOW. These tables supplied by TH Power, Hardkore Nippon Japanese Tables."

Bill: "How do you win this match?"

Tito: "Well, the rules are to eliminate someone you must put them through a table via an offensive manuver, and the table MUST be on fire. If either David Sadler or Dusty Dynamite eliminate Phoenix, they become the Ultimate Chaos Champion. If either Sadler or Dynamite is eliminated, regardless of by whom, then the match continues."

Vega: "Complicated..."

Tito: "And there's more! A bet between T.H. Power and the FIRM; If Phoenix loses the title, he becomes the FIRM's "bitch" until MegaBowl. If Phoenix wins, he is granted the ability to become CEO of TKOW! for two shows of his choosing, and gets the right to set up the Ultimate Chaos Title Match for MegaBowl, regardless of who wins the number one contendership."

Bill: "Phoenix has been through quite the ordeal with the FIRM recently."

Richard Head: The following match is scheduled as a Special Stipulation Japanese Flaming Tables match, and is for the TKOW! Ultimate Chaos Championship!

Suddenly the speakers blast a heavy phrase of music, more like yelling. The yelling begins with "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!"

Following this, heavy guitars begin to play pumping the New Era crowd up.

Bill: "Who is this?"

Tito: "Look for yourself."

Out of the curtain comes Dusty Dynamite to a mixed crowd reaction. He has a huge smile on his face as he can't wait to finally compete for some gold. He runs from the top of the entrance ramp and slides into the ring and poses to the crowd from two turnbuckles, then awaits his opponents.

Richard Head: Introducing the first challenger, representing the Psychos On Wheels, Dusty, DYYYYYNAMIIIITE!

Tito: "The Ultimate Chaos Title is oooonnn the line!"

Bill: "I hope they hurt each other bad."

Vega: "I hope you die tonight in a car wreck..."

Bill: "Yeah? Well... I hope you catch an STD from your fuck buddies in the FIRM."

"Prayer" By Disturbed begins to play in the arena as the crowd boos. A firework shoots from the top of the arena to the ramp as the lights go out. The light from the ramp way gets brighter and smokes starts pouring from the entrance itself.

Prayer hits and David Sadler makes his way out onto the ramp and stands amidst the smoke waiting as the lights start to slowly fade back on. When the smoke clears Sadler then makes his way down the ramp to the ring ignoring the fans and a cold expression upon his face as he passes them by.

Richard Head: And the second challenger, The Sadistic One, DAAAAVIIID SAAADLERRRR!

He slides into the ring slowly and makes his way to the centre slowly. He then spreads his arms out as he stands dead centre glaring at the crowd. After he?s done that for a moment he then proceeds to a turnbuckle, which he climbs and raises both hands before clasping both hands in prayer as the music fades out.

Bill: "I never liked this guy. When's the last time he was on television hyping his match?"

Tito: "It's been ages thank the lord."

*Out of nowhere, lightning crashes into the KhaosTron, causing the screen to spark and smoke. The screen lights up with an aerial shot of a decimated city covered in a light fog. Strange music hits the speakers as the camera flies down and through the streets.

The angle moves from side to side as certain buildings flash silhouettes of familiar grapplers. Within seconds the angle speeds towards the HPWA arena, shrouded in darkness. A silhouette of an '8' slams into the side of the building and light rains down, filtering away the darkness. The rest of the scene fades out as only the following is left...*

Bill: "Uh oh Phoenix is here. Watch out Vega don't let your hormones get the best of you."

Tito: "Quit it Bill."

*The music finally continues on becoming 'Meaning of Life' by Disturbed. T.H. Power comes out of the curtains in his normal suit, sunglasses, briefcase, and sporting a black shirt with a purple '8' on it. Phoenix walks out right behind him, in full gear, mask, Rosary, and Ultimate Chaos title strapped around his waist.

Gabriel Hunglestein follows Phoenix, wearing a black '8' shirt, and pointing out the champs opponents on the way to the ring. The Birds of Prey, Lady Hawkeand Xyrynth are in gear and wearing black '8' shirts like skirts (Rey-Rey style). Matt is in gear as well, wearing a black '8' muscle T. The members have 8's on their boots and gloves.*

Tito: "Does he really need all of his.... clan out here?"

Bill: "Quiet...Power has the mic!"

T.H. Power: "Ladies and Gentlemen, a special treat tonight. Directly from the HPWA, may I introduce Gabriel Hunglestein, Hardkore World's own former Women's champion Xyrynth, Ring Syndicate's last tag team champions, Matt Griffen and Lady Hawke, the Birds of Prey. Myself you know as the always lovable ultra huggable T.H. Power. And the man of the hour himself, YOUR Ultimate Chaos Champion, 2004 King of the Jungle, the one, the only, the undefeated, PHOEEEENIX!"

*The six make their way to the ring. Power escorts the Birds and Xyrynth to three reserved front row seats as Phoenix slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and thrusting his arms back out to the sides, then he points straight up with a middle finger salute as the corner behind him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the coat, dropping it in the last corner, and hangs the Rosary over the ringpost.*

Tito: "Look at Dusty's face. A look of pure determination."

Bill: "Now look at Sadler. He doesnt look too stable."

Vega: "I hope Phoenix gets hurt bad. I can't wait till he's the FIRM's bitch."

Bill: "Yeah you'ld feel better having someone take your role eh?"

Tito: "Shut up. The match is gonna start."

Vega: "Oh hell look who's come to join us..."

Bill: "Hey TH!"

TH Power sits at the announce table to watch the match, Gabriel standing to the side. Power argues with Vega a little bit before turning his attention to the ring. He doesn't bother putting a headset on.

Vega: "Phoenix is going down!"

The match starts off with all three competitors in opposite corners. The ref holds the UC Title belt in the air for everyone to see before ringing the bell.

Phoenix looks at Dusty, then at Sadler, and then again at Dusty before charging at Sadler with a heavy clothesline that flips the man in middair! Dusty sits back in his corner before joining in on the assault on Sadler, nailing him with stomps and toe kicks to the ribs.

Dusty and Phoenix look at each other and then continue the beating on Sadler. Phoenix picks Sadler up by his hair and whips him into the ropes and on the return hits a tiltawhirl side slam.

Dusty tries to attack Phoenix from behnd by jumping on his back only to be overpowered and thrown out of the ring so Phoenix can continue the assault on Sadler.

Tito: "Phoenix really wants to get rid of The Sadistic One."

Vega: "They need to dismember Phoenix..."

(Power puts on a headset)

T.H. Power: "It's all part of the plan."

Bill: "What plan?"

T.H. Power: "Think im telling you? Damned if i tell any big mouthed announcers."

Inside the ring Phoenix shows his intensity to the crowd, pumping them up, as he again takes control of Sadler, twisting him around and dropping him with a reverse DDT. Dusty climbs back in the ring and catches Phoenix while he's down and punches him repeatedly until once again, Phoenix powers out and throws Dusty out of the ring, this time landing on a unset table. Phoenix pumps the crowd more, shaking his head and pointing down at Dynamite, then redirects his attention to Sadler.

T.H. Power: "That Phoenix, he LOVES the crowds! That roar, that mix of love and hate, fuel for the fire!"

Phoenix gets up as Sadler charges at him and throws a Yakuza Kick. Phoenix grabs his leg and twists, taking Sadler down into a wrenching ankle lock. Phoenix puts on the pressure, face tightened, roaring back at the live crowd.

He drops the lock and smiles, going out of the ring to grab a table. He slides one into the ring and follows, setting it up. As he finishes, Dusty Dynamite regains his composure and enters the ring, sneaking up on Phoenix, but Phoenix notices and once again goes to throw Dusty out of the ring.

T.H. Power: Phoenix's martial arts training coming into play there... But Sadler hits a low blow! You cheap jerk! I'm so glad Hunglestein took that General Manager spot from you in HPWA before I closed it! You suck!!

Tito: "Phoenix is in trouble now, Dynamite and Sadler teaming up on him, and that table is set up now."

T.H. Power: "He is not, and I'd thank you to stop spreading nasty rumors like Vega spreads her legs."

Bill: "OH TAG!"

Dusty takes point and starts motioning and directing Sadler. David picks Phoenix up and holds him while Dusty dropickicks him. Dusty pulls Phoenix up and whips him into the ropes. Dusty and David double clothesline the champ, but he powers through, stops on a dime, turns and crushes both opponents with a quick double standing clothesline with enough momentum to send himself face first to the mat.

Phoenix gets up and stares down at both men, a glare in his eyes. He slides out of the ring, setting up another table, this one on the outside in front of his friends. He hops up to the apron, playing to the crowd again. He steps in through the ropes and kicks Dusty in the side of the head, then hauls him up, all the way into a military press.

Tito: "This doesn't bode well!"

Bill: "Will Phoenix really send Dusty flying?"

Phoenix yells out to the crowd and looks down at the table. The crowd roars back at him "WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!" and Phoenix smiles and tosses Dusty, who falls about ten feet face first onto the table. He slams into it and bounces a few inches before lying prone.

T.H. Power: "He warned you Dusty! Nippon wood is NOT for the meek!"

Tito: "Sadler is getting up right in front of the other table."

Bill: "I smell the breaking of wood."

Tito: "Its gotta be on fire to count though."

Vega: "We know dipshit."

As Sadler gets to his feet Phoenix stalks him. The crowd waits in anticipation as Phoenix gutpunches Sadler, then lays in a knee and puts Sadler in a powerbomb position. He picks him up in front of the Japanes table and SMACK's him down back first onto the table with a devastating Rising Flames powerbomb...

T.H. Power: I know a great chiropractor pal...

The table isn't broken and the crowd is stunned. Phoenix shrugs and goes to the outside and brings another table in, setting it up side by side to the first. He rolls Sadler off the table and drags him up the nearest corner to the top turnbuckle, hooks him and steps to the very top as well, and hauls him off with a Suicideplex!

*CRASH!*

Vega: "Ok now I'm starting to pay attention."

The tables STILL don't break! As the two men lay on the tables writhing, Dusty Dynamite has climbed up top and leaps off, hitting a Moonsault on both of his opponents and putting them all through the first table!

Bill: "Dusty wins!"

Tito: "Nope...the tables weren't on fire!"

Sadler flails to the outside of the ring in pain. Dusty looks to capitalize on a weakened Phoenix, hitting a swinging neckbreaker and stomping on his face. Dusty eyes the table outside in fron of the Birds, then picks Phoenix up and backing him to the ropes with punches. Phoenix bursts and whips Dusty away, but Dusty stops quickly, pointing at his head to show how smart he is, and turns, only to run into a 8 feet high back body drop that sends Dusty to a crashing impact on the table below.

But once again the table doesn't break! Dusty bounces off of it like a rubber ball and slams into the divider, screaming in pain as he squirms on the mat below.

Tito: "Wow...those tables are damn solid..."

Phoenix looks around at the empty ring and slides out, making his way over to the announce table and motions to Power.

Phoenix: Drink me!

Power: Hold on a sec...

Power opens the briefcase and pulls out sports bottle. Phoenix takes it and brings it mostly to his mouth, stopping to smile at the cheers from the crowd. He downs a few gulps and Power stands up and whispers in his ear...

Bill: "They're talking about you Tito."

Phoenix laughs and scrunches up his face, puffing out his chest and shoulders, as Power makes a cell call.

"Phoenix" by Stratovarious hits the speakers as Phoenix climbs the steps cameraside, slowly walking the apron and sliding his right hand over the top rope as he grasps the bottle in the left. He reaches the middle and stares out at the crowd, trying to scrunch his face up more. He slowly moves the bottle up, taking a long swig, and tosses it out to the crowd. He follows the music, looking to one side, then the other, then straight ahead, then looks down, bending over slightly, flexing his arms in, and at the right time he bolts up, arms in the air, spitting the sports drink into a fine red mist above him. After posing for three seconds too long, he leans forward, flexing again, and spits a smaller but no less impressive mist before cracking up and jumping off the apron.

Vega: So what was that, Triple P? Phoenix H?

T.H. Power: It's called fun. You should try it sometime. With your clothes still on. All your clothes.

Phoenix moves after Sadler and meets him with stiff close fisted punches until Sadler is ready to fall over. Phoenix scoops him up and nails a backbreaker. He looks around to the crowd who start chanting "one more time! one more time!". Phoenix stands, pulling Sadler with him, steadies, and drops a SECOND backbreaker as Dusty begins to recover on the opposite side of the ring. The chant continues, Phoenix points at Sadler and nods, and hoists once more, dropping him for a THIRD backbreaker.

Bill: "Ok that's enough time to move on!"

Tito: "Is it ever really enough?"

The crowd gets even louder, and Phoenix cups one ear, looking unsure. The chants grow to a roar and Phoenix signals for one more, hauls Sadler up, gives an extra oomph to the lift, and cracks him down for a FOURTH backbreaker. Phoenix holds both arms out and gestures for a louder response as Sadler lays broken over his knee.

Phoenix pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, then picks up a gas can and carries it in. He douses the table still standing with gas, then pulls a zippo with a phoenix symbol on it out of the gauntlet covering his right forearm and sets the table on fire. Dusty starts to get to his feet and grabs at the apron.

In the ring, Phoenix sets Sadler on the burning table to cook as Dusty climbs the turnbuckle again. As Phoenix is laughing and Sadler is burning, Dynamite flies off of the turnbuckle with a swanton bomb. It's a second too late as Sadler has rolled off the table, and Dusty bounces off yet another table, this time getting burned in the process. Dusty rolls to the outside once more and grabs his back, but instead of resting he sets another table up outside and lights it, then pretends he is hurt bad by laying down "out cold".

T.H. Power: "What's that fool doing?"

Vega: "He's experimenting."

Bill: "He took too many bad falls already, he's messed up."

T.H. Power: "Ah well, whatever it is, Phoenix was watching him do it."

In the ring, Phoenix sets Sadler on a turnbuckle with one fiery table below it outside the ring and one fiery table inside the ring. Phoenix climbs the turnbuckle that Sadler sits on, grabs Sadler by the throat for To the PAIN, but Dynamite flies up that same turnbuckle from outside the ring and clobbers Phoenix with brass knuckles, sending him off the turnbuckle all the way to the floor!

Dusty turns Sadler, setting him up for a superplex out of the ring. The crowd is silent in anticipation as Dusty lifts Sadler vertically and drops him in a suplex through the burning table on the outside while holding onto the top rope with his legs!

*HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!*

Tito: "Sadler is eliminated! Who thought Dusty would be able to gain an elimination??"

T.H. Power: "The game is afoot!"

Power gets up, removing his head set, takes his briefcase, and walks to ringside near the Birds and Xyrynth to get a better look at the match.

Bill: "What's he talking about?"

Tito: "Who knows. Better to watch..."

Dusty unperches himself from the turnbuckle as Phoenix's "crew" outside cheer him on. Phoenix is already at his feet, applauding Dusty in the corner.

Tito: "I get the feeling the true match is just beginning."

Phoenix and Dusty both get intot he ring, sizing each other up. They meet midring and lock up but Phoenix just overpowers Dusty and throws him back first to the mat. Dusty is quick to his feet and he charges Phoenix. Phoenix uses Dusty's momentom and tosses him in the air, but Dusty rebounds and dropkicks him over the top rope!

Phoenix backflips over the rope and lands on his feet, quickly sliding back into the ring. His smile vanishes as he becomes focused on Dusty. Dusty bounces off the far ropes, getting a head of steam, but Phoenix takes a few large strides in and cuts him off, flattening him into the mat with a bearhug front slam.

Bill: "Phoenix is just crushing Dusty down, piece by piece!"

The big man waves up the crowd and picks Dusty up. Standing by the burning table, Phoenix starts to ram Dusty's face repeatedly into the flaming wood, busting him wide open and quickly searing the wound shut, over and over again. Phoenix manuvers Dusty away from the table and drills him with an X DDT!

Dusty bleeds profusely now as Phoenix continues the assault by nailing Dusty with a fist drop followed up by a standing body splash. Dusty gets up grabbing his ribs and letting the blood drip to the mat.

Tito: "Dusty is out of it."

Dusty has no clue where he is, a glazed look in his eyes, as he starts throwing lefts and rights to thin air as Phoenix looks on, shaking his head. Phoenix finally locks him down and hits an over the head belly to belly suplex toss, bouncing Dusty off of the flaming table.

Bill: "Poor Dusty, haha this is too much..."

Vega: "Come on Dusty we're counting on y-"

Phoenix stalks Dusty, but Dusty explodes with a vicious kick that the champ contains to his ribs. Phoenix palm strikes Dusty with prejudice and uses the pressure to force Dusty into the air, turning and slamming him down with the modified chokeslam known as the Xing Crusher onto the table!

Tito: "Flames are a bit light on that one, but it's still burning."

T.H. Power slides Phoenix a chair, and the champ sets it up and gets up onto the table. He picks Dusty up by the hair and then goes for another X DDT, but Dusty breaks free and kicks Phoenix in the nuts as hard as he can and hits his "Dynamite DDT!"


Vega: "That's i-"


But the table doesn't budge! Both men roll off, and a look of desperation overcomes Dynamites face as he begins to pummel the masked face of Phoenix out of anger. Dusty backs off and sizes up Phoenix for a superkick. Just as Dusty releases, Phoenix catches Dusty's leg and, like Sadler earlier, twists him down into an ankle lock, roaring for the crowd to get on it's feet!

The in-ring table finally goes out as Phoenix drags Dusty up again. Phoenix picks Dusty up with a two handed choke, only to have his eyes poked at by Dusty. Phoenix throws him away and blinks away the attack, but Dusty slips in and drop toe holds him face first into the table.

Tito: "What does it take!"

Vega: "This!"

Tito: "Huh?"

From backstage, Soulfly comes running down the entrance ramp as Dusty backs a dazed Phoenix into a corner. Soulfly slides into the ring as Dusty grabs the gas and douses the table again. Soulfly puts out his blunt on the gas, relighting it before going off on Phoenix with kicks and punches. Soulfly and Dusty put Phoenix up on the top turnbuckle and the co-CEO goes up with him as Dusty is pulled out of the ring by T.H. Power. Soulfly yells out "FIRM's bitch!" and super evenflow DDT's Phoenix off of the toprope and onto the newly fiery table...

Vega: "Oh come on!"

And AGAIN it doesnt break! Soulfly curses at this turn of events for about a second before being blindsided By T.H. Power with a metal briefcase shot to the side of the head. Soulfly and Power roll out of the ring just before

Bill: "When did this become a free for all?"

The E & A Connection comes out to help their POW comrade!

Vega: "Finally!"

Dusty smiles and sits back on the outside as the E & A Connection stalk Phoenix. As he gets up, they pick him up by the legs and giving him a double flapjack through the fiery table!

Bill: "It's over!"

Tito: "Not according to the ref, he's waving it off. Just a guess, but I'd think you have to be thrown through the table by an opponent..."

Vega: "Damn..."

As the ref waves the call off the Birds have decided enough is enough and get into the ring to clear the rest of POW out of the ring. Al is thrown out of the ring by Lady Hawke as Eric is cranked in the face by a Griffen right hand meathook that sends him down through the ropes. On the outside Al retrieves a chair and takes it around the ring after Hawke only to be kicked upside the head by Matt. Al drops the chair and stumbles into a DDT by Hawke onto the steel! Lady Hawke stares down at Al, fire in her eyes, as she fiddles underneath the '8' shirt on her waist, pulling out a shirt with "The Connection" on it out, and draping it over Al's head!

As the ring is cleared out only Phoenix is left standing, and Dusty slides back in as Matt rounds the corner. Dusty climbs the turnbuckle as Phoenix shakes the cobwebs. On the outside, T.H. Power and Matt set up a table, and light it on fire. Dusty goes to jump but is caught by the throat by Phoenix. Phoenix headbutts Dusty and moves onto the apron, maneuvering his hand on Dusty's throat.

Dusty attempts to fight out but fails as Phoenix leaps off and takes Dusty To the PAIN, chokeslaming him off of the top rope and onto the burning table-

Bill: "And still it continues?!?"

-only cracking it! A holy shit chant erupts once more as Dusty bounced a good foot off the flaming wood before falling to the floor. Out of anger, Phoenix grabs the table, fire and all, and hoists it over the top rope into the ring, and follows suit with Dusty, right over the top rope.

Tito: "Dusty has lost a lot of blood now but still has something in him."

Phoenix flips the table upright, but the flames are smothered. He goes for his jacket and pulls out lighter fluid as Dusty pulls himself up via the steel chair that was set as a stepstool earlier. He folds it up and attacks Phoenix from behind, using all he has to smash the steel over Phoenix's back. Phoenix huddles, taking the beating to his back until Dusty runs out of breath and pauses.

As he turns and faces up, his zippon is out and lit in front of his face, eyes wide, and he spits into the zippo-

Tito: "Whoa! Phoenix just breathed fire into Dynamite's face! What is wrong with this guy??"

As Dusty writhes on the ground, clutching at his face and screaming, Phoenix leans through the bottom and second rope and pukes, thanks largely in part to the lighter fluid he drank to pull off that stunt.

As his stomach locks up, the look of anger on Phoenix's face is unmistakeable. The crowd is on their feet, screaming and cheering, a full roar mixed with "BURN HIS ASS" chants. Phoenix grabs the top rope and hops up, pulling in the crowds intensity as his own. He goes back to his jacket, pulling out his black steel bat. He grabs the lighter fluid, spraying the end of the bat, the table, and dropping the container on the discarded chair. He lights the bat and stows the lighter, then turns to Dusty.

Out of desperation, Dusty rams his knuckles into Phoenix's throat and rips the bat away. He bashed Phoenix in the right leg, then takes a swing at his head. Phoenix catches the fiery end of the bat with his left hand, rips it away, and tosses it out of the ring. He quickly locks Dusty and nails a Xing Buster! Phoenix hosp right back up with a roar and a quick flex, putting his arma out and calling out to the crowd. He heads up to the top rope, and leaps off with a flying headbutt!


Tito: "Phoenix is on some sort of a comeback trail now, he's taking Dusty apart at the seams."

Bill: "Dusty can come back."

Vega: *muttering* With what, a rocket launcher?


Phoenix grabs the chair and thrusts his rihg hand into the air, flying the bird and calling his pyro. He sticks the chair, coated with the remainder of the lighter fluid, intot he flames, lighting it up. He looks at Dusty, smirking, and tosses the steel onto the table, setting everything on fire.

He hauls Dusty up and brutally slams him chest first into the turnbuckle. He lifts him and straddles him over the top rope, then hops between the ropes and climbs up as well. He steadies himself as he stands on the top rope and turnbuckle, lifting Dusty over his shoulder, and jumping off with a super rough spinebuster labled the Xing Breaker!

Tito: "Body flames chair table mat he made it through! Phoenix just smashed Dusty Dynamite through that burning hot steel and wood combo, and he's retained!"

Bill: "Noooo!"

Vega: "I think I'm going to be sick."

The ref calls for the bell, but the action is far from over.

Outside the ring the E & A Connection are up and brawling with the Birds, but the Birds are obviously getting the upperhand. T.H. Power sees that Soulfly is looking to get back in the ring, so Power slides the case into the ring and hoists Soulfly up, dropping him to the padded concrete with a Stock Market Crash. The crew congregates rampside, pushing the attackers away as Phoenix is in the ring, regaining breath as he stands proudly in victory.


Tito: "What is this!"


Jace Mingla, number one contender to Phoenix's Ultimate Chaos title, slides in from the announce side and around Phoenix for a Vindicator! At the Stunner part however, Phoenix shoves Mingla off and into the far ropes wide-eyed! Mingla rolls out as Phoenix's crew gets in the ring and Power pulls a mic out of his case.

T.H. Power: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, STILL the undefeated Ultimate Chaos champion, and your next CEO, PHOEEEENIX!

Vega: "Lord help us, everyone..."

Bill: Phoenix in charge, I can only imagine.

[TKOW Board]

Tito:but while the ring crew cleans up the ring for the Custom match, we have a special performance for you, playing their new hit song ?Pieces??Sum 41!

The band has already set up on the ramp and breaks into the song?

I tried to be perfect
But nothing was worth it
I don?t believe it makes me real
I thought it?d be easy
But no one believes me
I meant all the things I said

If you believe it?s in my soul
I?d say all the words that I know
Just to see if it would show
That I?m trying to let you know
That I?m better off on my own

This place is so empty
My thoughts are so tempting
I don?t know how it got so bad
Sometimes it?s so crazy
That nothing can save me
But it?s the only thing that I have

If you believe it?s in my soul
I?d say all the words that I know
Just to see if it would show
That I?m trying to let you know
That I?m better off on my own

On my own

I tried to be perfect
It just wasn?t worth it
Nothing could ever be so wrong
It?s hard to believe me
It never gets easy
I guess I knew that all along

If you believe it?s in my soul
I?d say all the words that I know
Just to see if it would show
That I?m trying to let you know
That I?m better off on my own

Sum 41 plays a bit to the cheers of the crowd before heading backstage

Tito:That was an energy filled performance if I do say so myself

The cameras switch to the backstage area where Ghalleon is shown sitting down on a bench in his locker room with his wrestling gear on. Including his shoulder armor and cape that he takes off before the match. A knock is heard at the door, the door opens up and Sammie walks in with a calmed look on her face. Seconds later, April walks in behind her. Sammie's wearing a purple dress with black shoes and her hair put up into a ponytail. April has her long red hair flowing down over her leather jacket. Under her leather jacket, she's wearing a red shirt with and brown boots. Ghalleon looks up at Sammie as she starts to speak.

Sammie: You ready for the match?

Ghalleon: Yeah. But why is April here?

Sammie: She's here to watch from backstage. We've started to talk and she's not a bad person at all you know. She told me that she's looking for her long lost sister. Heh, I've got a missing little sister too. But she's probly dead by now. She would be about 20 now though. Poor girl.

Ghalleon: Maybe we'll be able to find your sister someday Sammie. Its sad to hear that about you two. Anyways, I'm ready to go for the match. I'll see you out at ringside Sammie.

Ghalleon got up and kissed Sammie on the cheak. He then walked over to the door and opened it. He then walked out to the hall and turned right. April then looked over at Sammie and spoke.

April: He's a nice young man. He might hate mankind, but I think he's really a nice guy underneath it all.

Sammie: He is a nice guy to his friends, and me. But anyone gets in his way is just another victom. Or just a pathetic human.

April nodded her head slightly.

April: I'm going to go and get a drink. I'll see you after Ghalleon's match.

April walked over to the door and opened it up. She then walked out into the wall and turned left. The door closed and Sammie looked over her left shoulder slightly. She then got ready for Ghalleon's match.

Bill: That?s my pick for the Custom match, None other than Ghalleon

[B]Tito:I though you were going to support the reining champion EKP?

Bill:Now why would I do that.

Vega:hold on guys, we got something going on backstage?

The scene opens in the SCW locker room as Dusty Dynamite storms around after his hard-fought loss to the UC Champion, Phoenix. He is visibly upset as Chief tries to calm him down.

Chief: It?s ok Dusty ? great men have fallen to Phoenix.

Dusty: But I tried so hard yet I fell short again.

Chief: You?re time will come ? You?re still young ? still learning the ropes. There is no need to rush it.

Dusty finally sits down and puts his head down.

Chief: Get that head up. You worked to hard to not be proud.

Dusty: But I lost

Chief: We learn more about ourselves after a loss. You?ll be all right

Just then Al steps into the scene in full ring gear.

Al: It?s my turn boys.

Al starts to walk out before Chief grabs his arm

Chief: Wait a second bud.

Chief turns, picking up his half of the TKOW Tag Team Titles and hands it to Dusty Dynamite.

Chief: Hold this for me

Dusty: Sure man

Chief follows Al into the hallway before turning back to Dusty

Chief: Take care of that belt and keep your head up bro

The door closes as Chief pulls Al to the side of the hallway

Chief: I got to tell you something before you go out there for your match

Al: What?s up man

Chief: I decided to leave TKOW!

Al: What?!?

Chief: I didn?t re-sign with the company

Al: Are you sure it?s the right decision?

Chief: I thought it out ? it?s what I need right now

Al: Ok ? but what about E&A and PoW.

Chief: You guys can survive without me. Dusty will be a great Tag Partner

Al: But he?s not you

Chief: You?ll be fine

Al: I?ll just miss working with you

Al extends his hand and Chief accepts it and pulls Al into a brotherly hug.

Chief: Go bring home the gold Al

Al: This win is for E&A bud

Al pulls away and starts his walk to the ring as Eric turns and walks in the other direction

?Out Of My Way? by Seether hits. After a few seconds, Hardcore Al appears on the stage, wearing a gold robe, gesturing cockily at the fans.

Head-Making his way to the ring?one of the challengers?weighing two hundred and twenty-eight pounds?Hardcore Al!

Al climbs to the top rope, posing to the fans. Chief sits on a folding chair outside the ring, looking up at his long-time team mate.

Tito-Well here?s Hardcore Al?but will Chief be playing any role in this match, I wonder?

Bill-After that blockbuster announcement, I don?t see him getting physically involved in this one. Anyway, how cool does Al look? That?s what?s called ?style?, Poppi. Obviously, you don?t know about that. How does Al look, Vega?

Vega-Hm?alright. I guess.

'Lucia vs Zophar' from Noriyuki Iwadare starts to play as the lights cut to pitch black and smoke starts to flow into the entrance ramp and down to the ring. The smoke glows slightly red as flashes of light scatter though out the smoke giving the image of lightning flashing. The smoke rises up at least two feet off of the ground as Ghalleon starts to rise up from the smoke. He walks slowly down to the ring while on the Khaos Tron the image of Karnij and Ghalleon falling from the cage starts up and then starts to fade out to black. The Khaos Tron then switches over to a blood red sky with red clouds that plays for about twelve seconds while the image of two eyes starts to peer out from the sky. The left eye is a normal dark blue while the other is red. A black light appears from the red eye and spans across the screen from left to right, while it spans across the screen it starts to show the chateau and a blue tower off behind a mountain while the sun quickly sets behind the same mountains.

Head-Making his way to the ring?accompanied by Sammy?one of the challengers?weighing two hundred and fifty-seven pounds?GHALLEON!

The Khaos Tron then starts to show clips of Ghalleon's past matches to the chair smash on Karnij. The ring is drapped in purple light as Ghalleon climbs the stairs to the ring. He opens the ropes for Sammy and then gets into the ring himself. He then goes to the center of the ring and rises his arms up into the air slowly. He looks on at the crowd with his eyes rolled back into the back of his head as he slowly raises his hands. The smoke stops coming in, the purple light fades out and the normal lights starts to come back on. He then takes off his shoulder armor, cape & small red head piece and gets ready for the match.

Bill-Helllloooo Sammy!

Tito-Steady Bill?

Vega-Where do these loser wrestlers find these ugly-lookin? chicks?

Bill-Where did we find you?!

Disturbed?s ?Down With The Sickness? hits as Extreme Killer Phil steps out onto the ramp. He raises his Real World Heavyweight championship in the air, sneering at the booing fans. Aaron Mc follows a few feet behind.

Tito-Huh?why?s Aaron here?

EKP runs right into the ring, and begins putting the shots in on Ghalleon. Al looks on hesitantly as they brawl. Meanwhile, Aaron walks over to the commentary table. Bill looks at Vega and Tito, before shrugging. Aaron shakes his head, before snatching the headset off Vega?s head. She looks at him in disgust, as he shoos her to the back. He puts the headset on, and sits down next to Bill.

Aaron-Gooood evening TKOW! fans!

Bill-Great match earlier Aar?

Aaron-Whoa! This isn?t about me, this is all about these three men in the ring right now.

EKP has pushed Ghalleon into the corner. He nails the challenger with a stiff knife-edge chop.

WOOO~!

Ghalleon clutches his chest, before retaliating with a stiff chop of his own,

WOOO~!

As Phil turns with recoil, he is met with a stiff chop from Hardcore Al.

WOOO~!

He is forced around again, into a stiff kick to the midsection from Ghalleon, doubling him over. Al runs toward the two men, springboarding off EKP?s back, drilling Ghalleon with a jumping clothesline.

Aaron-This is some pimp action early on. We got this white-haired dude, Ghalleon, who?s been real promising lately?Hardcore Al, who?s one of the tough cookies I?ve ever been around,,,and Extreme Killer Phil, today?s true wrestling icon. How can you not be lovin? this?

As Al is getting back to his feet, Phil grabs him by the neck. Al cowers back slightly. Suddenly, Al hops up, poking Phil right in the eye. Phil stumbles back, rubbing his eye. Al grins, playing to the crowd.

Tito-Al taking a page out of the Nature Boy?s playbook.

Bill-Yep?to be the man, you gotta beat the man Poppi.

Aaron-And right now, EKP is THE man! But Al isn?t gonna beat him?an eye poke is one thing, but it?s hardly a victory.

Tito-Just to clear up any confusion regarding the ending of this match, due to there being three men in there as opposed to the usual two?to win the match, you must have both of your opponents down for the ten count. Not just one?both of them.

Bill-So why are you here with us tonight Aaron?

Tito-Oh, why do you think? EKP?s in the ring, so obviously Aar?

Aaron-Whoa?let?s not be firing accusations around here Tito! I just thought that seeing as you usually have Vega out here as the voice of the *yawn* FIRM, that maybe you and the TKOW! fans might wanna hear the voice of DNA for a while.

Tito-Oh, I?m really sure they do.

Bill-Never mind him Aaron, it?s great to have you here.

Aaron-Oh right. Anyway?come on Phil, what?s goin? on?

Al is putting the boots in on Phil in the corner. Ghalleon reappears, and nails Al with a bulldog, before stamping on Phil. Phil catches Ghalleon?s boot, and flips him over in a dragon screw, before working over Ghalleon?s right leg. Ghalleon spins, pushing EKP away with his left foot. He makes his way to his feet, and runs at the rising Al, only to be dropped with a stiff spinebuster. Al then hits Phil with a Rock Bottom, before stopping to catch his breath.




One?




Two?




Three?




Tito-Al is the only man standing here?




Four?




Five?




Aaron-Be right back!

He throws his headset down, and leaps over the table, sliding into the ring.



Six?





He slides into the ring, and lifts EKP up, propping him up in the corner. The ref stops the count.

Tito-Oh come on! That?s not fair! The champion has assistance from his running buddy here!

Aaron turns to see Al down on one knee. A small grin crosses the interferer?s face. He runs at Al for Vanity Sells. As Aaron jumps to deliver the kick, Al ducks, causing Aaron to miss. Somehow Aaron manages to land on his feet. He turns around quickly, only to be nailed with a huge dropkick from Al, sending him spiralling to the outside.

Tito-Yeah, stay out of this match!

Aaron shakes off the cobwebs and heads back towards the ring. As he does so, he feels a hand on his shoulder. He turns around slowly, only to be met by a stiff right hand from Chief. The fans pop big as Chief begins laying the smack down on Aaron, pummelling him up the ramp and away from the ring.

Tito-That?s for old time?s sakes!

Bill-No! Talk about unfair! Chief has no business being out here!

Tito-Screw that! You didn?t complain about Aaron being here! That cocky son of a bitch is getting what he deserves!

Suddenly, Ghalleon springs back into action, nailing a desperation stunner on Al. He stops to catch his breath for a second.

Tito-Look out behind you, Ghalleon!

He turns around, only to be met with a hard punch to the stomach from EKP. Phil signals for the Killer Driver, and begins to lift Ghalleon for the move.

Bill-Looks like EKP?s gonna put him away here?

At the last moment, Ghalleon flips out of the move, before pushing EKP into the ropes. EKP rebounds, heading right back at Ghalleon.

Tito-Clothesline attempt here by the champion...

Ghalleon ducks at the last split second. Phil rebounds off the ropes, only to be met with?

Tito-The Raganok!

Ghalleon?s foot drills Phil right in the jaw with a lightning-strike smack. Phil staggers for a second or so, before toppling down to the mat. Ghalleon begins mocking Phil.

Tito-It looks like Ghalleon has the champion?s number again.

Ghalleon turns around, right into?

WHAM~!

Al has made his way to his feet, nailing Ghalleon with a super-stiff superkick. Both men fall down at the same time. The referee looks at all three men, before shrugging and beginning to make the count.



One?




Two?




Tito-One of these men needs to make his way to his feet to break the count here.




Three?




Four?




Five?




Bill-None of them are moving Poppi!

Tito-Are you surprised Bill? Even three world-class athletes like these men can only take so much damage.




Six?




Al begins stirring. He manages to bring himself onto his front, slowly getting onto all fours.



Seven?



Phil manages to lift his head a little. Al begins to push himself up off his hands and knees.




Eight?




Al grasps the ropes, using them as leverage to get to his feet.




Nine?




Al finally drags himself up to both feet.




Tito-Oh my God, it looks like Al?s got it!




TEN!




The bell rings as ?Out Of My Way? hits and Al falls down to the mat. The referee hands him his new Custom championship belt, and raises his hand in victory. Al thrusts the belt into the air, dripping with sweat, a worn-out smile on his face.

Head-The winner of this match?and NEW TKOW! Custom champion?HARDCORE?AL!

As Al lies on the mat, clutching his belt, Rotten Treats climbs into the ring. He walks over to Al, and lifts him to his feet, before picking his belt up. They look at each other for a few seconds,.

Tito-What?s going on here? Al?s brother Rene is in the ring.

Rene drapes the belt over Al?s shoulder, before embracing him. Treats raises Al?s hand in victory, as the teary-eyed champion slaps his belt. Meanwhile, Eric ?Chief? Mitchell stands at the top of the ramp, clapping slowly.

Bill-What a scene?the new TKOW! Custom champion celebrating with his brother?Chief looking on?what a match that was Poppi!

Tito-I agree Bill?we can?t discount the astonishing efforts of Ghalleon and the former champion, Extreme Killer Phil. Nevertheless, we must congratulate the new champion, ?Hardcore? Al Albert.

The members of PoW head backstage in celebration

Bill:I think Chief should stay out here, his match is up next

[TKOW Board]

Tito:Chief has had a career in TKOW! that is nothing short of excellence. His decision to not resign with TKOW! makes tonight seem gloomy.

Bill:Gloomy? You mean gory, with all the blood shed and broken bodies we?ve seen tonight

?Go To sleep? begins playing.

[B]Bill:oh great, now we have to have the Firm come out and ?hog the spotlight?

Vega walks out from the back and heads to the booth

Tito:it?s just Vega Bill.

Bill: fuck her

Tito:I?m sure you?d like too

Bill:You damn right I?d like too, wait a minute!

Tito:you said it not me

Vega sits back in her seat and replaces her headset

vega:I can?t believe that greasy bastard came out and took MY seat, now what were you guys talking about.

Tito:Bill was..

Bill:Nothing, nothing at all

"Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera....Music starts and Wildcat comes out when drums start. She stands there, and when lyrics start she stalks her way down to the ring."

Tito: It's time for a match that was made to settle a score once & for all. It's Wildcat Lynn Brewster vs Eric Chief Mitchell.

Jakes: & it gets better. It's a chairs & cuffs match.

Vega: I heard that this is Chief's last match.

"Anxiety by Black Eyed Peas plays as Chief comes out to a standing ovation. He stands at the top of the ramp for a few extra seconds as he looks at the crowd standing and clapping for him. He notices many signs reading such things as "Please Don't Go Chief" before finially taking a slow walk to the ring, shaking hands with various fans before sliding into the ring and staring down Wildcat."

Tito: One would have to give the edge to chief in this match. He helped make it famous here in TKOW.

Jakes: Wildcat doesn't have a shot in hell.

Vega: Shut up Bill. I got money on Wildcat.

Jakes: Really? So when you lose it are you going to be standing on a street corner or sleeping in it?

"Both Wildcat & Chief are cuffed to the chairs as they wait for the bell to ring."

Tito: For those of you who are tuning in for the first time. The rules to a chair & cuffs match are very simple.

Jakes: Atleast in words they are.

Vega: Shut the hell up Bill.

Tito: As I was saying... The rules are that in order to win. You must cuff your opponent somewhere outside the ring for a 10 count.

Vega: That could take a while with these two.

Tito: Indeed it could.

Jakes: Wildcat's still going down.

Tito: ...

Vega: Please just the shut the HELL up Bill.

*BELL RINGS*

Tito: Here we go...

"Both Wildcat & chief stare eachother down as they circle eacother with distance between them. Chiefs nears her for a lockup but Wildcat swings the chair at him forcing him to quickly hit the cround & roll away."

Jakes: The bitch almost took his damn head off!

"Chief gets up & attempts a second lock up only to have Wild cat swing at his legs. He quickly leaps up avoiding the swipe but Wildcat takes another swing at his head forcing him to duck again but he quickly jumps up & hits a dropkick sending Wildcat on her back."

Tito: Great counter by Chief.

"Wildcat quickly gets up but Chief jumps & hits another dropkick sending her right back down again. Wildcat gets up again but is caught as Chief irish whips her off into the ropes. Chief ducks for a backdrop only for Wildcat to stop & slam the chair into his spine sending him flat on his face."

Jakes: ...damn....

"Wildcat pulls Chief up & sets him in the corner & begins with the...

*CHOP~!*

*CHOP~!*

*CHOP~!*

*CHOP~!*

Wildcat backs off & lets chief slump down into the corner before placing the boots to him with powerful stomps."

Vega: Bill, weren't you saying something about Wildcat....

Jakes: WINNING! HUZZAH~~~~!!!!

Tito: ...

"Wildcat stops with the stomps & simply presses the heel of her boot down on Chiefs throat before backing off. Chief begins to pull himself up but Wildcat takes the empty end of her second cuff & slings it hard across Chiefs face laving a cut across his right cheek. She then takes the end of her chair & thrusts it into Chiefs ribs causing him to slump forward out of the corner & onto the mat."

Tito: Wildcat is absolutely dominating this match thus far.

Jakes: No shit Sherlock.

"Wildcat pulls Chief up by the hair & follows it up with a picture perfect scoop slam. She then climbs up to the second rope."

Vega: The girl's gonna fly.

"Wildcat leaps off attempting a legdrop but Chief rolls out of the way causing her to land on her ass."

Tito: Chief is still alive.

"Chief gets up & throws the flat of his chair at Wildcats face sending her on her back. He gets up & holds his chair waiting for Wildcat to recover. Wildcat pulls herself up only to be leveled with Chief's chair. Chief pulls her up & set her in the corner & begins kicking her in the midsection for a short while before Irish whipping her off into the opposite corner & nailing a body splash."

Tito: Chief has gained momentum.

"Wildcat stumbles out of the corner & Chief hits a single leg take down & applies the single leg crab!"

Jakes: He can't win this match by submission!

Tito: He may be able to immobilize her though.

"Wildcat counters by pushing her leg down & sending Chief face first into the middle turnbuckle."

Vega: Great counter.

"Wildcat gets up & pulls Chief into a waist lock & hits a german suplex!"

Vega: Girl got game.

"Wildcat holds on & pulls Chief up & hits a second german suplex but still doesn't release the hold."

Jakes: the girl's got alot of game...

"Wildcat pulls Chief up & hits a german suplex crashing him into the corner!"

Tito: More game then any of us could have ever imagined!

"Wildcat stands up as Chief is nursing his back & heads into the opposite corner."

Tito: This doesn't look good for Chief.

"Wildcat charges out of the corner & hits a baseball slide into Chiefs ribs sliding him into the steel ring post spine first!"

Vega: HOLY SHIT~~~!!!

"Wildcat gets up as Chief limply falls to the outside of the ring. Wildcat follows Chief to the outside & lifts him up & hits a vertical suplex onto the floor."

Jakes: this is a domination...

"Wildcat pulls Chief up again & irish whips him into the steel steps with ferocious velocity."

Tito: Chief is in a serious rut right now.

"Wildcat holds her chair in position & runs at chief & attempts a swing only for Chief to move & have the impact hurt her wrists."

Vega: Chief just saved his own life.

"Chief quickly takes his chair & thrusts it to the side of wildcat's left leg tripping her to the floor."

Tito: Chief is using good tactics.

Jakes: That's why he's called Chief..

"Chief wastes no time & sets Wildcats leg on the steel steps & slams his chair across it causing a roar of agony from Wildcat. Chief puts her leg back on & does so a second time causing yet another roar of agony from Wildcat who does her best to roll away in the direction of the entry ramp."

Vega: Wildcat's in trouble.

"Wildcat crawl up the entry way closely followed by Cheif who has his chair raised high in the air. Suddenly Wildcat nails a low blow stunning Chief before he falls over on his side."

Tito: ... Ouch...

Jakes: Boy-yoy-yoy-yoing.....

"Wildcat pulls herself up while limping & kicks chief back down the ramp to the ring & rolls him in."

Vega: She should've gone for the win...

Tito: I agree, that may come back to haunt her.

"Wildcat follows Chief into the ring & pulls him up & hits a backbreaker. She follows it up by lifting him up & hitting a sidewalk slam onto her chair!"

Jakes: Chief seriously needs to get it together.

"Wildcat pulls Chief up & sets him on the top rope."

Tito: I seriously don't like the looks of this.

"Wildcat goes to the outside & pulls a table out from under the ring & sets it up on the outside."

Vega: Chief is dead...

Jakes: Oh man....

"Wildcat climbs up to the tope rope with Chief & begins pounding away on him."

Tito: I think it's do or die time.

"Chief begins fighting back with everything he has only to receive a headbutt from Wildcat. Wildcat suddenly hooks Chief up for a CATOTONIC!"

Tito: Wildcat's gonna kill'em!

"Suddenly Chief abruptly lifts up he side of his chair nailing a low blow to Wildcat."

Vega: In case any idiot out there doesn't know this. That does hurt a woman about as much as it does a man.

"Before anyone gets a chance to blink Chief hoos Wildcat up & hits THE END off the top rope & through the table on the outside!"

Tito: HOLY HELL!!!

"Chief grabs Wildcat's wrist & cuffs it to the bottom rope before rolling back in the ring."

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Tito: Chief wins!!!

"As the referee reaches the 10 count "Starseed" by Our Lady Peace plays and Chief climbs to the top rope to acknowledge his many fans. He slides out of the ring and starts his last walk up the aisle."

The referee starts comes down to un-handcuff a very upset Wildcat. She glares at Chief as he starts to walk by her, then he stops to help the ref. Once Wildcat is released Chief says something to her that seems to calm her slightly. He hugs her and continues walking to the back.

Tito-Wonder what Chief said to Wildcat?

Bill-I don?t know?wait

Wildcat grabs a mic-Wait a minute Chief! I want to say something to you and I want everyone to hear it!

Chief turns and looks at Wildcat who is staring at him.

Wildcat-What I?m bout to say has NOTHING to do with you, except this. I will never forget all that you did for me, all that you taught me. And I wish you well, no matter where you go.

Chief nods his head at Wildcat, but she continues.

Wildcat-However?I?ve HAD it with TKOW! Show after show I come out here and put it all on the line. It started at the LAST pay per view! When Fly screwed me out of the UC title with that bullshit match against that loser Slare, and its gone from there. Ever since I left Icarus?..it seems that NO one respects me and my talent. NO ONE understands that I can do great things for TKOW. So therefore?.I?m out of this company!

Tito-What? Wait?Wildcat is leaving???

Wildcat-That?s right! I?ve had it! I was the TOP champion in other feds, but cause Fly seems to think that women are only good for one thing and that?s in bed?and I refuse to play THAT game with him or any member of Firm?.I?m outta here.

Suddenly Fly appears?.

Fly-Whoa there girl. Now there?s no need to go airing the bedroom secrets here, I'd rather put out a tape than let you talk about what I do

Wildcat-Don?t give me that shit Soulfly. You know that you?ve treated me worse the dog shit since I broke up with Icarus.

Fly-Maybe I just don?t think you are ready to be at the top. But if you want to be the crying little girl you are, not the balls busting bitch you proclaim to be, and leave, then fine, get the fuck out.

Wildcat glares at Soulfly

Fly-So which is it?ANNA LYNN? You gonna stay and break hearts and balls, and show everyone why you are so great? Or you going to go home to your sweetie and cry your eyes out cause you couldn?t make it with the big boys?

Wildcat-No way Fly. You?re not going to trick me into staying, just to bury me under the jobbers of this company. You can take your contract, your job, and stick them BOTH up your ass!

Wildcat throws the mic to the mat as Fly starts toward the ring. They meet in the middle of the ramp, anger apparent on both faces, yet neither saying anything. Wildcat slowly circles round Soulfly?then backs up the ramp and to the back.

Vega:Lucky for her she?s leaving

Bill:Why you say that

Vega:Fly looked like he wanted to hit her, I thought he would.

Tito:we have one more match left Ladies and Gentlemen, the main event. The Firm?s Icarus Evangeline and Soulfly take on Dustin Hughes and Nathan Melvin in a Street Fight. But before they rip each other to pieces, please welcome back, Ludacris!

[Ludacris - imitating Austin Powers]
Yeahhhh baby, heh heh, yeahh!

[Ludacris]
Back again (that's right) Luda! Ha ha ha ha (Feel this)
It gets meaner and meaner each time baby
Feelin real good too (holla at 'em man) What up Uncle 'Face! (Yeah)
I'm a bull in this industry man (tell 'em)
Some would rather run down and get one cow (nah)
I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all
You know what I'm talkin 'bout right? Look

I'm never goin nowhere so don't try me
My music sticks in fans veins like an IV
Flows poison like Ivy, oh they grimy
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me
Respected highly, HIIII MR. O'REILLY
Hope all is well, kiss the plantiff and the wifey
Drove through the window, the industry super sized me
Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me
I'm on the rise, so many people despise me
Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me (surprise!)
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes (blaow!)
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee
Nobody light-skinded reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!

Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!

Yes indeed, Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada
Ready to break the steerin column on yo' Impala
If I get caught, bail out, po'-po' I tell 'em holla
In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha
Father, father, and hey I love gold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold
Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold
Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled
A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake
Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake
I crush mics until my hand breaks
Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand straight
The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+
Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars

Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!

Causin lyrical disasters, it's the master
Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards
These women tryin yo get me out my Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly!"
Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo
Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo
Ladies and gentlemen ahh, boys and girls
Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world!

Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!

The DJ stops and the crowd gives the chart topping rapper a standing ovation.

[TKOW Board]

The feed switches backstage

The door to the Firms locker room swings open and out steps Soulfly, he pauses and looks back in

Fly:You coming?

Icarus:I?ll be right behind you, just got to finishing polishing off the belt before I step out.

Fly:fine, don?t be long, we?re up now.

Fly walks out of the room and starts walking down the hall, but he stops when he sees Eric Mitchell and Hardcore Al walking out of the arena, celebrating their victories

Fly:Chief!

The two young stars turn to face the boss

Chief:Yes?

Fly:Look, I?ve been trying to reach you all week?

Chief:I know

Fly glares at him for a second, after all, if he knew, why didn?t he return his calls.

Fly:Anyways, it?s in your best interests to stay in TKOW! Here?s a contract I just had made up, Go ahead and sign it.

Chief takes the contract, glances at it, before balling it up and tossing it back at Soulfly

Chief:I?m retired, I no longer work for you, and I intend to enjoy my retirement, good luck against Melvin and Dustin

Chief and Al walk away laughing, Fly looks at them walk out with a steamed look on his face.

Fly:I warned you! Your making a big mistake Eric, a BIG mistake!

They pay no heed to his warnings and continue on their way out?Icarus steps out of the lockerroom with the world title match around his waist.

He notices that Fly looks ticked off

Icarus:what?s wrong with you?

Fly:it?s time to murder some bitches, lets go.

Tito: Welcome back,and folks the question looms? Are you ready for a fight??

Bill: Oh man, this is gonna be nuts! I?ve been looking forward to this match for two weeks..

Tito: Street fights are perhaps the most unpredictable, bloody and dangerous matches in the industry. The only thing for certain in tonight?s match is that it?s certain you?re gonna be seeing very few firemen?s takedowns or Lou Thesz presses. Quite honestly, with the violent nature of this match, with the explosiveness of each rivalry being represented in this match, if you?re looking to see a techincal clinic, then I?d recommend turning on an old copy of WCW because you surely aren?t going to see it here.

Bill: More than one thing is for certain Tito..

Tito: And that second thing is??

Bill: Melvin?s gonna wind up being Soulfly?s bitch.. Again.. I sense it..

Tito: You can?t overlook Melvin.. Or his tag partner, DNA member Dustin Hughes..

Bill: **Chuckling** Let me tell you a little something about Dustin Hughes Tito.. Dustin Hughes is a traitor.. Dustin Hughes has no sense of loyalty to anyone, let alone his own flesh and blood.. It?s also obvious Dustin Hughes has a death wish, or is the biggest moron alive. Who in their right mind would want to piss off the Champ?? The CHAMP..

Tito: Well, did it ever cross your mind that perhaps Hughes wants to finally cash in on his widely successful 2004 campaign by getting himself in line for the biggest prize in the business in ?05?

Bill: Ha! Successful 2004.. Lemme tell you something friend.. Beating Clench doesn?t make you a ?success?. A trained babboon could beat Clench. And let me tell you one thing that?s for certain.. Icarus Evangaline damn sure isn?t Clench, Bruno, ECC, Tha Answer or the other jobbers he?s made his career off beating.

(The scene fades in to the backstage area where Hughes and Melvin are seen walking towards the gorilla position in the backstage area. Melvin has a look of pure intensity on his face, while Hughes taps his taped fists together rapidly. The ref walks nearby.)

Tito: Lemme tell you folks, Hughes and Melvin look ready.. Perhaps tonight, Nathan Melvin can FINALLY get some retrobution towards Soulfly. Ever since returning to TKOW, Melvin has been subject to Soulfly?s wrath, and has been subject to so much crap? Let me be biased here Bill.. I hope Nathan Melvin kicks Soulfly?s ass tonight.

Bill: Settle down jackass.. I realize you spend your free moments backstage jerking off over your autographed Nathan Melvin poster, but face the music. He?s not going to kick Soulfly?s ass tonight, tommorrow, next week, next month, next year or 10 years down the line. As long as he?s a part of the TKOW roster, he?s going to continue to be Soulfly?s job boy. He?s only got two choices.. Get used to it, or quit and go back to the Scrub System to fuck the Windsors.

Tito: **Shaking his head** Imagine this Bill..

Bill: I?d rather not..

Tito: **Ignoring the comment** MegaBowl is just a matter of a few months away. After tonight, the Road to MegaBowl begins.. At this point, Icarus seems to be on an unconested trek towards our spectacular.. However, a win tonight could catapult Dustin Hughes in to that second main event slot and could really give Icarus notice that his belt may not be safe after all.

(From out of nowhere, Soulfly nails Melvin across the head with a kendo stick. Melvin lurches forward. Hughes turns, and is roughly clotheslined by Icarus as the ref calls for the bell.)

Bill: You were saying Tito? This shindig is underway..

(Soulfly continues to pound away on Melvin?s forehead, busting him open, as Icarus whips Hughes through the curtain by the Gorilla Position. As the crowd sees the two fighting in their view, cheers are heard.)

[B]Bill: Listen to these idiots.. Even THEY know who the man is.

(The two men continue to exchange blows on the rampway, with Icarus getting the slight advantage.. He grabs Hughes by the back of the head, attempting a piledriver. Hughes blocks the attempt and flips Icarus over on to the steel ramp as the crowd pops.)

Tito: What a big reversal by Hughes! Icarus attempted to grab momentum in the early stages, but Hughes was ready for it. He knew what his half brother was planning from the get-go.

(Back at the top of the ramp, Soulfly and Melvin bust through the curtain. Melvin?s forehead is slightly busted open. Meanwhile, Hughes rolls Icarus in to the ring.)

Tito: Finally these teams make their way in to the ring..

Bill: It?s a street fight dumbass.

(Hughes moves around to Icarus who is face first on the ground and locks on a front facelock, grinding his half brother?s face with his forearm.)

Tito: Elementary, but it works!

Bill: Gimme a break Poppi. Stop kissing Hughes? ass!

Tito: We?ll see if the champ can overcome this move.

Bill: **Sarcastically** Oh yeah.. And what a hell of a move it is!

(Icarus forces himself to his feet, despite the pressures exerted by Hughes. Icarus uses two stiff fists to the ribcage of Bell to break the hold, before bouncing off the ropes and knocking Hughes down with a shoulder block!)

Bill: Hey, hey! THAT?S why he?s the World Heavyweight Champ!

Tito: Quite a rebound by Icarus.

(Icarus takes his foot and begins to stomp Hughes?s ribcage. Outside the cage, Soulfly and Melvin continue their fight, with Fly positioning himself for an Irish Whip into the ringside barrier. Suddenly, Superfly boots Soulfly in the gut, then reverses the whip and sends Soulfly in to the barrier, as the crowd pops. Melvin reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel garbage can.)

Bill: Hey hey! Someone stole Ziggy?s house!

Tito: From what?

(Melvin boots Fly again, then raises the steel can and slams it across Fly?s head. Fly slumps to his knees, as Melvin lines the dented bin next to his face and quickly makes his way up the steps on to the ring apron.)

Tito: What the hell is Nathan Melvin going to do here??

(Melvin quickly runs forward and leaps off the apron, drop kicking the garbage can in to Soulfly?s face. The crowd pops it?s approval.)

Tito: Now THAT?S gonna leave a mark.

Bill: Well.. Looks like Ziggy?s gonna have to go back to living underneath the bridge again. And to think, he saved his earnings from his one SCW appearance to go to WalMart and buy that can too. Bummer.

[Meanwhile, back in the ring, Hughes continues to attempt to break down Icarus, with a a double arm lock. Hughes pulls forward, inching the champ?s back upward. Back on the floor, Melvin attempts to pull Soulfly up. Suddenly, Fly throws a wild elbow upwards towards Melvin?s ribcage and connects. Melvin crumples to the ground, now himself in pain.)

Tito: Tactful, but tactical at the same time.

Bill: Shut up Tito.


(Fly pulls Melvin up, and puts his head between his legs, and delivers a powerbomb, spiking Melvin?s head in to the garbage can.]

Tito: Goooood night..Melvin?s head just clipped that steel with a thud!

Bill: Ohh yeah.. But did you expect any less from Soulfly?

(In the ring, Icarus continues to try to escape Hughes? clutch. Suddenly, he rises to his feet and backs his half brother in to the corner roughly. He then grabs Hughes and pulls him up again, this time throwing him through the ropes to the outside. Icarus follows him out, and hurls Dustin shoulder first into the steps!)

Tito: Man! The champ is fired up!

Bill: Hughes in a ton of pain and caught off-guard. We all know the champ?s at his best when he?s got his opponent cornered.

(As Hughes clutches his shoulder in pain, Icarus looks under the ring, and produces a steel chair.)

Tito: This one?s about to get real ugly in a hurry. Icarus has no scruples whatsoever.

Bill: And your saying Hughes wouldn?t? be doing the same thing if it was Icarus down?? It?s the name of the match for fuck?s sake.. It?s not ballet.

(Hughes staggers up, but as soon as he stands, Icarus wraps the chair round his head! BANG!)

Tito: That?s gotta do it! Dustin Hughes? head just snapped back like a damn gum band!

(Icarus grabs Hughes and places him across his shoulder. Now, running, he attempts to spear Hughes face into the steel ringpost, but Hughes reverses and slams Icarus in to the steel.)

Tito: Dustin Hughes just used his brother?s momentum against him and forced him to eat steel!

(Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Melvin and Soulfly continue to pound away at eachother, with each rolling groggily in to the ring. Soulfly grabs the arm of Melvin, who gets up, and whips him into the ropes. As Melvin?s momentum carries him out towards mid-ring, Soulfly catches him and drives him to the mat with a spinebuster.)

Tito: My goodness! That may have broke Nathan Melvin in two!

Bill: Might actually be an upgrade.

(Soulfly goes for the cover..

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~~ Kickout by Melvin)

Tito: Melvin with JUST enough energy to put his shoulder in the air and break this pinfall attempt up. Bill, knowing Melvin like I do, I think he?d rather be CARRIED out than let Soulfly pin him.

Bill: Yeah, well we already have deducted that Melvin?s got the brain capacity of a flea?s dick? No need to constantly remind me of that..

Tito: You call it lack of brains, I call it abundance of fight and guts. In my opinion, this kid has more heart than anyone on the TKOW roster.

Bill: Yeah, and in your opinion Nicole Bass is hot..

(Soulfly catches Melvin in an arm drag, and holds onto an arm bar. Melvin twists round quickly, and manages to break the hold almost as soon as it?s applied! Melvin then uses a knee to the chest to stop the momentum. Soulfly struggles, before being caught in an abdominal stretch, in to a pumphandle slam.)

Tito: Melvin with a big move! Melvin going for the cover!!

(1..
2..

Kickout.)

Tito: My God, Nathan Melvin almost stole a victory! He had Soulfly beat.

Bill: Don?t be stupid Tito.. It?s taken more than that to keep Souflly down in the past.

(Melvin bounces off the ropes, and as Fly reaches his feet, meets him with a flying clothesline.)

Tito: Beautiful!! Soulfly is down and Melvin has to keep this momentum going in his favor.

(Melvin climbs to the top turnbuckle and cooly glares in Soulfly?s direction. Suddenly, Icarus appears on the apron. He slams his fists on the ropes as Melvin crotches himself on the turnbuckles.)

Bill: Meh.. Not like he uses em anyhow.

(Icarus climbs the ropes and grabs Melvin.)

Tito: What the hell is Icarus going to do here? We don?t traditionally see the champ use the ropes..

(Icarus leans forward and drives Melvin off the turnbuckle to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Melvin?s head hits the ground hard.)

Tito: Damn it! Melvin may have just been knocked cold!

Bill: I told you. Don?t piss off the champ!

(Suddenly, the camera catches Hughes climbing turnbuckles, all the way to the top. )

Tito: Hughes all the way to the top?
(Hughes jumps and hits the Hellbound on to Icarus.)

Tito: Hellbound!! Hellbound!!!!!

(Hughes quickly rolls Icarus over and goes for the cover.

Ref counts..

1?

2?.

Soulfly leaps over and breaks up the count with a elbow to the back of Dustin, the two stagger to their feet, Fly kicks Dustin in the gut and attempts the Evenflow, but Dustin counters with a modified powerslam, Meanwhile Melvin has began to stir, Dustin pulsl fly up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Fly overpowers and sends Dustin into the turnbuckle instead, Fly charges right after him. Dustin however instead grabs the turnbuckle and uses it to leap behind fly as he rushes in and hits the turnbuckle, Dustin grabs the back of flys head and slams it into the turnbuckle, he turns him over and delivers a pair of chops to the CEOs chest.)

Bill:things aren?t looking so good for the firm, vega.

Vega: fuck you

(Melvin is now on his feet. He and Dustin begin double teaming Fly with a series of kicks to him as he lays defenseless in the turnbuckle. Then they each grab a separate arm and send fly across the ring into the opposite turnbuckles. Meanwhile Icarus has rolled out of the ring, and grabbed a chair. Dustin and Melvin go for teamwork, Melvin whips Dustin into the corner at Soulfly. But fly sees it coming and ducks out of the corner, but he also drags the referee into the corner, causing Dustin to smash into him instead. Fly quickly clotheslines Dustin, just as Icarus nails Melvin with the chair. Fly pulls Dustin up and tosses him over the ropes to the outside, and follows him out. Icarus drops the chair and rolls out of the ring as well.

Icarus lifts Dustin up in a military press, and fly grabs the kendo stick, he swings and hits Dustin across head with the stick. Fly rolls back into the ring as Melvin is up to his feet. He swings the bamboo stick, connecting across his back. Icarus drops Dustin from the press, but Dustin lands on his feet!)

Tito: incredible feat by Dustin.

(Icarus turns to Dustin, just in time to be the recipient of an impressive Hurricarrana that takes the champ down. Inside the ring, Fly takes the kendo stick and uses it to side Russian leg sweep Melvin onto the chair)

[b]Vega: the Downstroy! It?s over!

(Fly takes his time getting up, but it?s a mistake, Dustin is on the top turnbuckle, he leaps off and hits fly with a missile dropkick. Fly staggers around on his knees. Meanwhile Icarus is trying to revive the referee from the outside. Dustin runs and hits Fly with a running enziguiri.)

Tito: The Killjoy!

(Meanwhile Icarus has managed to get the referee somewhat attentive. Dustin pins Fly, but Icarus quickly slides in the ring and drags him to where he can?t see Dustins pin. Icarus quickly hooks the leg of Melvin. The ref goes down for the count.

One

Two

Three!)

Bill:This is a travesty!

Dustin leaps up and begins to celebrate, and he suddenly stops when he hears The Firm?s music, he turns around and see?s Icarus getting up from the pinfall on Melvin. Dustin gets up in the champs face, and after a quick exchange of words the two go to blows. Back and forth, each connecting with rights of their own. Fly starts to stir, and see?s them throwing punches beside them. He reaches over and grabs dustins foot and twists, causing Dustin to fall to the mat in pain.

Bill: Just because the bell rings, doesn?t mean the fight is over when these guys are here.

Icarus begins stomping away at Dustin, Fly gets to his feet and does the same, when Phil and Aaron run down the ramp. Icarus and Fly get blindsided by the two of them, just as Melvin gets to his feet. He rushes in and joins the assault on the two, after a few attacks, Melvin and Aaron manage to knock fly out of the ring, Icarus hits the mat and quickly rolls out of the ring, grabbing his belt in the process. They backpadel up the ramp, as DNA stands in the ring daring them to reenter

Tito:The Firm may have stolen one tonight, but the numbers game caught up to them tonight

Bill:This is an outrage, Dustin pinned Fly

Vega:The ref didn?t see it. so it didn?t happen

Bill:Bullshit! I seen it with my own two eyes

Tito:What an incredible New Era it?s been this year, I?m Tito Poppi, for Playboy Bill Jakes and Vega Dominiguez. Goodbye, see you at Total Conflict as the Road to Megabowl has begun.

[TKOW Board]

Credits

DNA Lockeroom Segment
Aaron

Ludacris/Sum 41 Performance
Soulfly

Rave?s Announcement
Pablo Honey

Exploding Turnbuckles Match ? Aaron Mc vs Johnny Flamingo vs The Amazon
**Star**/-Ghalleon-

Pow/Dave Rave Segment
Chief

Tapai Deathmatch ? Jace Mingla vs Karnij
Pablo Honey

Section 8 Segment
Phoenix

UC Title Match ? Japanese Flaming Tables ? Phoenix ? vs Dusty Dynamite vs David Sadler
Twister/Phoenix

Sum 41 Performance
Soulfly

Ghalleon/Sammie/April Segment
-Ghalleon-

POW part 2
Chief

Custom Title Match - Last Man Standing ? EKP ? vs Ghalleon vs Hardcore Al
Aaron

Chairs & Cuffs ? Wildcat vs Chief
Chaos

Wildcats announcement
**Star**

Ludcaris Performance
Soulfly

Firm/E & A Connection Segment
Soulfly

Main Event ? Street Fight ? The Firm vs Dustin Hughes & Nathan Melvin
Shark Boy

Musical Credits

New Era Theme
Ludacris
?Get Back?
The Red Light District
Def Jam South
Performed live with Sum 41

Sum 41
?Pieces?
Chuck
Universal International

Ludacris
?Number One Spot?
The Red Light District
Def Jam South

-[Fade out]-