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Tito: What a PreShow! The return of Jason Starr! David Sadler the Extreme Chaos Champion! But our time is now! Our place is here! It's MegaBowl IV~!!!

The houselights fade, and the arena become pitch black.

Playboy: I wonder who this could be? I mean, no one in TKOW uses "the pitch black" move.

Tito: Hold me Vega!

Playboy: That's not Vega you freak!

Lightning strikes the MegaTron, then two more lightning strikes hit the stage! A soft golden glow rises as smoke billows down the rampway. Chanting begins to come across the speakers as the MegaTron displays a darkened digital New York City, flying and looping through the streets and around buildings.

Vega: If you try to grope me one more time I swear I'll castrate you!

Hoops: Sorry!

*shuffling is heard, then a "Ooof! Damn cables!"*

Tito: Look up there!

Monks start a procession through the curtain, across the stage and down the ramp towards the ring. There seems to be no end to them, all different sizes. Finally the line stops, twelve monks strong. The first four head up the stairs and take places at the four corners of the ring, facing the rampway. Once they have taken their positions, the other eight slowly file in, taking spots around the tarped mass mid-ring.

The chanting dies down and two monks produce microphones.

Taller Monk: *in a deep, dark, obviously faked voice* It is the time of great reckoning in TKOW. The darkness has fallen, shrouded the once great company. But here, in this place-

Fatter Monk: *in a less deep, dark, just as obviously faked voice* In Madison Square Garden!

Taller Monk: In this place, the light will finally shine. They will bring you happiness and joy. They will sing songs to you, and dance the forbidden dance...

Fatter Monk: We will have to atone for this later this evening. But Tall One With the Bad Perm, did I not hear you say "singing"?

Taller Monk: You did Large One With the Fat Ass. We must sing our glorious song to all the members of this audience, so that they might share in our-

Two other average sized monks move over. One taps the Tall Monk on the shoulder. The Tall one leans down and the other monk appears to tell him something.

Taller Monk: Ah yes. Brother Day has reminded me of a great truth.

Fatter Monk: And that would be?

Taller Monk: We... cannot sing.

Fatter Monk: Crap.

Taller Monk: Blasphemy!!

Fatter Monk: A hundred Hail Mary's.

Taller Monk: Brother Day! Would you be willing to lead us in song, to light up the souls of this audience?

The two average monks seems to converse, and the one labled "Brother Day" raises his arms to the roof. A guitar burst fades in over the speakers, and the rest of the congragation follows suit...



Spotlights hit the ring as a human monkey cry belts forth; On the MegaTron an "8" appears in the New York streets and it slams into the side of MSG! A light multicolored strobe effect rains down through the arena, the tarp lifts and the robes come off to reveal Section 8, Morris Day & the Time as the band kicks into "Jungle Love"!

Fredy, James, Jason, and Heather have the four sides covered with Headcams, which bounce around on the KhaosTron. Oates is static in the center, with the band. Phoenix, Power, Lady Hawke and Kid Styles each take a ringpost with Matt standing behind Hawke. Xyrynth dances with Morris. All the members of Section 8 bounce with the music and start singing out to the crowd.

[Morris Day]
I, I've been watching you.
I think I wanna know ya. (know ya)
I said I, I'm a little dangerous.
Girl, I'd love to show ya. (show ya)

My jungle love... oh!
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
I think I wanna know ya. (know ya)
Jungle love. Yeah.
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
Girl, I'd love to show ya. (show ya)

You, you've got a pretty car.
I think I wanna drive it. (drive it)
I ain't playin' baby.
I said I, drive a little dangerous.
I take you to the crib, rip you off.
Jungle love!

Oh! Yeah, yeah-ah...
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
I think I wanna know ya. (know ya)
Jungle love. Yeah.
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
Girl, I'd love to show ya. (show ya)

A wait a minute...
Get Jerome, boys.
I think we need ta fuck em up again.
Turn that shit around. Yes. Good god.

The members of Section 8 join Morris and Jerome dance-strutting in the ring. *anyone who's seen Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back knows what I mean* When the guitar run kicks in, Phoenix, Power and Kid slide outside the ring and start slapping hands with fans at ringside.

[Morris Day]
I got a bearskin rug!
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
I got a fireplace too!
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
And I'm all the way wild baby!
Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!
All the things I could do to you!

The three men slide back into the ring as the song dies down...

Yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

The crowd explodes, the Birds and Kid Styles each on a turnbuckle, motioning belts at their waists, and Phoenix on the last, holding up a black steel briefcase in one hand and his black steel bat in the other.



The opening salvo for MegaBowl IV plays, showing a bexy of clips of battles between all of tonight's opponents, from the battles between Jace Mingla and Phoenix to the blood rivalry of Soulfly and Dustin Hughes, from the Interpromotional bouts of Rave/Tanner and Wildcat/Engulfed Spirit to the gold clash of Aaron Mc and Hardcore Al, nothing is spared, no blood forgotten. This, afterall, is

The arena goes dark as the ramp fills with smoke. Slipknot?s ?Vermilion? starts to play.

Tito: I have no idea who this is

As the lyrics echo through Madison Square Garden, a shadow appears as the Megatron flashes?.

She seems dressed in all the rings? of past fatalities
So fragile, yet so devious - she continues to see
Climatic hands that press her temples and my chest
Enter the night that she came home ? forever

Flashes of when Wildcat Lynn Brewster won to become the first SCW cup champion.

She is everything and more, the solemn hypnotic
My dahlia, bathed in possession ? she is home to me
I get nervous, perverse, when I see her, it's worse
But the stress is astounding
It's now or never, she's coming home ? forever

Video footage of Wildcat and Slare from Halloween Hijinks match, when Soulfly made it best of 7 matches shows

Oh? she's the only one that makes me sad
Hard to say what caught my attention

Footage of Wildcat and Dushae backstage at Mass Khaos beating on each other shows

Fixed and crazy ? aphid attraction
Carve my name in my face ? to recognize

As the rest of the song plays Wildcat comes out to the ring, wearing her black leather pants, tiger striped shirt, and red and black sequin jacket. However the most notable difference is that the auburn hair is now barely shoulder length

Tito: Wildcat sure looks like she means business.

Playboy: Well Dushae said he would teach her a lesson. I?m pretty sure he didn?t mean in the bedroom

Such a pheromone cult to terrorize
I won't let this build up inside of me?
I'm a slave and I am a master
No restraints and unchecked collectors
I exist through my need ? to self-oblige
She is something in me ? that I despise
I won't let this build up inside of me?
She isn't real ? I can't make her real

Wildcat enters the ring and removes the jacket as the crowd cheers as the final lyrics of the song die away

Tito: Wow! And can you believe it?this is just the first match of Megabowl IV. Wildcat made her debut at Megabowl III last year, attacking Green Weasel after Aaron Mc defeated Weasel. But this is the first Megabowl that Wildcat has wrestled in, as well as Dushae

Playboy: Both have come along way since joining SCW a year ago. Too bad Soulfly sent the wrong one back to SCW. In fact?he should have torn up that contract Phoenix gave Wildcat. Women only have one place they belong?in the bed.

Wildcat turns to the ramp and begins to await Dushae. But nothing happens, so Wildcat backs up to the ropes behind her, facing the middle of the ring. But all of a sudden, the lights turn off, before turning on a second later. They turn off again, and turn on in the same amount of time. They turn off a third time, and when they turn on a second later, Dushae is standing in the middle of the ring.

Wildcat is slightly startled, and Dushae takes advantage of this with a good shot to Wildcat's sternum, before Irish Whipping her into the opposite ropes. When Wildcat comes back, she attempts a clothesline, but Dushae ducks it. When Wildcat bounces back again, Dushae catches her and hits her with a sidewalk slam. Dushae gets Wildcat up, but before he can do anything, she rakes Dushae's eyes, and hits him with a small but significant scoop slam.

Tito: Folks have said that Wildcat?s quickness is something that is to her advantage

Playboy: I wonder if she?s that quick in the bedroom?

Vega: Who would want to sleep with that?

Playboy: I don?t hear Karnij complaining.

Vega: He?s just lucky to have a female look at him.

Wildcat gets Dushae up, and starts hitting him with various shots. But before she can take Dushae down, he kicks her swiftly in the stomach, and rams her head into the nearest turnbuckle, before pulling her hair and slamming her down. Dushae attempts to pick her up, and Wildcat punches him away. Wildcat then swings her leg, and trips Dushae down. She goes for a submission, but Dushae kicks her away. But Wildcat gets up, and jumps on Dushae, before unleashing her rage upon him, with hard rights to the face. But Dushae pushes her slightly away, before arm dragging her and locking in an armbar. But Wildcat slides out of it, and both people stand up. They both lock up in a grapple, and Wildcat puts in a head lock. But Dushae turns it into a backdrop, and Wildcat lands very awkwardly. Dushae gets up, and looks down on her, before landing a running elbow. Dushae then tries to lock in Wildcat?s own sharpshooter, but Wildcat rolls backwards, still holding Dushae legs in her legs. Dushae trips forward, and Wildcat rolls him into a half-crab, before locking in the sharpshooter herself. But Dushae pulls his legs down, flipping Wildcat over on her back.

Playboy: I think Dushae scouted Wildcat quite well, using her own moves on her.

Tito: Wildcat might be in for some trouble here

Dushae gets up quickly, and begins stomping Wildcat in the head. Dushae then picks her up, and goes for the Pentazemin. But Wildcat slips out of grip, and quickly goes behind Dushae, before hitting a bulldog. Wildcat, now building in fury, yells for Dushae to get up. When he does, Wildcat goes for The Devastation (A Powerslam), and hits it! She covers.

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th-kickout.

Tito: Wow! A pin attempt already.

Playboy: But there?s no way Dushae will go down that easy.

Vega: You know Bill, I think you?re right. Soulfly should have sent Wildcat back instead. She could learn a few things.

Wildcat looks frustrated, but it quickly brushes off. She gets Dushae up, and sets him up for a suplex. But Dushae counters it, and lifts Wildcat up. He stalls his suplex, and the crowd counts the seconds it lasts.

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Dushae drops Wildcat down. Dushae gets up, shortly followed by Wildcat. She charges at Dushae, and tackles him down, before grabbing him in the face, and slamming his head into the mat several times. But Dushae rolls over, and does the exact same thing. Wildcat rolls over, trying to repeat, but Dushae kicks her off, and bounces up. Wildcat gets up, leaning against the ropes. Dushae punches and chops her multiple times, with each chop a "whooo!" in homage of Ric Flair. But when Dushae goes for another punch, Wildcat catches it, and throws Dushae over.

Dushae lands on the apron, and grabs Wildcat's ankle, tripping her. Dushae rolls into the ring as Wildcat gets up. Dushae quickly locks in position, and lifts her in Train Wreck position, before driving Wildcat down with The Soul Pick! Dushae keeps in the cover.

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thr-Dushae lets go!

Playboy: What is Dushae doing? .

Vega: Seems he?s not quite down with her

[i]**The rest of this match has ben irretrievably "lost" from the records. IE it was a bunch of horseshit and ruined a perfectly awesome PPV. Wildcat wins.**

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A knock is heard on the door. A familer voice, Hector's voice, is heard calling from inside the office. The doorknob turns and the door opens. Ghalleon walks into Hector's office. Amazingly, Dios and Hector are suprised to see him here.

Hector: Its been a good while Ghalleon.

Ghalleon: Good to see you and Dios again. How's Crim and Saphron?

Dios: Crim has started to walk normaly again. Saphron still has some back pain but he can walk again.

Ghalleon: Good. Anyways Hector, I've came here to ask you a question.

Hector smiles slightly as he looks on at Ghalleon.

Hector: What would that be?

Ghalleon: You know I've got a match coming up tonight and I was wondering....for old times, you become my manager for tonight again.

Hector: I'd love to Ghalleon. But what about Sammie and SCW?

Ghalleon: Sammie will be at ringside too. SCW's ok, remember, Rene's here too.

Hector: Thats right. I guess that tonight you've got yourself a manager for your match.

Ghalleon smiled as he spoke.

Ghalleon: Thanks.

?The Game? by Motorhead plays as Amazon makes her way down the ramp with a very determined look on her face.

Tito: Amazon seems to know exactly what she?s up against.

Playboy: After our first match of Megabowl?.let?s hope this ends way better.

Vega: Too bad Dushae didn?t take out Wildcat.

Tito: Keep your mind on this match.

Vega: A little hard to do when there might be a madman running round with a gun.

Tito: The guy was dead!

Amazon climbs in the ring, and awaits her partner. Everything goes dark blue and Dusty comes running out and as he runs down the runway pyros shoot out of the sides with each 2 steps and he hits the ring and jumps on a turnbuckle as "Fuel" by Metallica plays. Dusty climbs up on the turnbuckle then turns back to Amazon and the two of them talk briefly, awaiting their opponents.

Tito: I hope one of these two gets what they deserve.

Playboy: Meaning Karnij and Ghalleon? They?re both no talents.

Tito: I meant Dusty and Amazon.

The arena goes dark as a set of eyes briefly flashes on the Megatron...then darkness...red lights begin to flash as "Puritania" by Dimmu Borgir begins to play. Karnij comes out but stands just outside the ring awaiting his partner.

Vega: I?m surprised that Ghalleon picked this man as his partner. Weren?t they once sworn enemies?

Tito: Maybe Ghalleon realized that he could never defeat Karnij, which makes him a worthy partner.

"Lucia vs Zophar" from Noriyuki Iwadare starts to play as the lights dim down slightly. Smoke comes up from three small spots on the left side of the entrance and three on the right side of the entrance. The lights starts to get a dark purple tone of color as Ghalleon and Sammie then starts to make their way out through the smoke filled entrance. Ghalleon then stops in front of the entrance and lowers his head. He then extends his arms out a little bit above his shoulder line. He then lifts his head back up and raises his arms up. Fireworks starts to go off down to the entrance ramp as he start to walk to the ring with Sammie.

Sammie then grabs a microphone and hands it to Ghalleon. The crowd buzzes with talk as Ghalleon starts to speak.

Ghalleon: There won't be a Blue Spire for tonight's epic show that is Megabowl. But I'll have one for Total Conflict coming up though. But enough with this chit-chat about the Blue Spire. Before I wrestle here, for one night I give to you the original manager of myself, Hector Orlouge!

'Dark World' by Nobuo Uematsu starts to play as SCW Co-Commissioner Hector Orlouge makes his way out to the ring side. He's wearing a black suit with a white undershirt on and a pair of black shoes too. The crowd gives a loud pop as Hector makes his way out to manage his friend again for the first time in nearly half a year.

Karnij and Ghalleon look at each other and run at the ring, as Amazon and Dusty go out the other side.

Tito: Seems that Dusty and Amazon are afraid.

Playboy: Or smart. Karnij looks like he could tear them apart.

Amazon circles the ring around one side as Dusty goes around the other. On the other side Dusty notices Sammie and smiles at her when Hector steps between the two of them. The ref is telling both Amazon and Dusty to get in the ring as Karnij and Ghalleon eye them.

Dusty and Amazon finally get up to the ring, and Amazon enters first. Karnij steps out and Ghalleon circles round Amazon as the ref rings the bell.

Ghalleon locks up with Amazon and shoves her away. Amazon charges at Ghalleon who steps aside and Amazon runs into the ropes. She comes off and Ghalleon hits her with a clothesline. She gets up quickly and Ghalleon gets an armbar on. Amazon quickly escapes and Ghalleon tags in Karnij.

Karnij comes in and manages to secure the armbar on the left arm. He keeps the armbar on as Amazon struggles for the ropes. She gets to them forcing the break.

Karnij releases her but as soon as Amazon lets go of the ropes he goes for a boot to the chest that knocks her down. Karnij comes off the rope and goes for a side kick, but Amazon sees it coming and runs to her corner and tags in Dusty.

Dusty goes to the top of the turnbuckle for a dropkick that nails Karnij in the chest. Karnij stumbles into the ropes, and Dusty charges at him and hits him with a shoulder to the stomach repeatedly.

Dusty backs up and runs the ropes to hit a dropkick to the knee of Karnij that drops the big man down. Dusty then runs and hits Karnij with a dropkick to the face, and Karnij goes down. Dusty rolls him over and hooks the leg for a pin??1?kickout!

Dusty stares at the ref while Karnij gets to his feet. The anger is evident on Karnij?s face and he charges after Dusty who jumps out of the ring. Karnij follows and chases around the ring.

Unknown to Karnij, Amazon grabs a steel chair and goes to sneak up on him, but Ghalleon sees and dives through the ropes to knock Amazon off her feet. Karnij turns at the noise but sees that Ghalleon has Amazon taken care of. Dusty continues around the ring and slides in, followed closely by Karnij.

Outside the ring. Ghalleon is beating on Amazon as Hector and Sammie look on. Amazon manages to throw a few fists, which causes Ghalleon to stumble. Amazon finds the steel chair from before and goes to use it, but Hector runs up and grabs it from her.

Amazon turns towards him but Hector protects himself and Sammie with it. While Amazon?s attention is drawn to Hector, Ghalleon comes up behind Amazon and hits her with a neckbreaker. Ghalleon pulls up Amazon and slides her in the ring.

Meanwhile in the ring Karnij sets Dusty up for a spinebuster. Dusty goes down, and Karnij locks on the Steering Wheel (modified ankle lock). Dusty tries desperately to reach the ropes but Karnij has the move locked on. Karnij releases the hold as Ghalleon has rolled Amazon in.

Karnij then pulls Dusty up and hits?.The Total Carnage! Meanwhile Amazon gets up and Ghalleon hits her with?..the Ragnarok!. Both men cover their respective opponents. The ref looks from Ghalleon, who has hooked Amazon?s leg, to Karnij, who has done the same with Dusty. The ref is unsure which wrestlers are legal?.so he does a count on both!

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3!!!!

Winners?..Ghalleon and Karnij!!!

The arena goes dark with a single spotlight on a large stage. Rave walks out onto the stage, in his wrestling gear to a raucous crowd.

Rave: New York City, are you READY TO ROCK?!

The fans go wild.

Rave: In that case I might as well leave. I said, ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY TO ROCK?!

This time the pop is massive, as Rave mock covers his ears.

Rave: That?s more like it. Without further adieu, let me present to you the first ever David Rave battle of Rock supremecy, featuring?The Vines, Franz Ferdinand and The Von Bondies!

The crowd pops huge as Rave jumps off the stage and into a makeshift mosh pit for fans. His body is carried by the fans off to the side as he grins wildly.

The opening hard riffs of ?Get Free? by The Vines start ripping through the sound system as the fans go wild. Suddenly, the first portion of the stage is illuminated in white light, giving it a ?Black and White? appearance. The Vines appear on stage dressed in dapper white suits and black neck ties. The fans are going ape-shit.

I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
Ride into the sun
She never loved me
She never loved me
She never loved me
Why should anyone?

Come here, come here, come here)
I'll take your photo for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Drive you around the corner
(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really oughta
(Come here, come here, come here)
Move out of California

The Vines rip into guitar solo time as the fans go wild.

Get (get)
Me (me)
Far (far)
When I have alot to lose
Save (save)
Me (me)
From (from)
Here! (here)
The last note is held for a long time as the opening riffs to Franz Ferdinand?s ?Take Me Out? start to play lightly in the background.

Franz Ferdinand: Take Me Out?

Vines: I?m Gonna Get Free!

Franz Ferdinand: Take Me out.

Vine: Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Franz Ferdinand: Take Me Out!

A pyro explodes on The Vines stage as the transition is complete and Franz Ferdinand pick up their hit song ?Take Me Out? from the main riff. The appear on centre stage, equally dapper in black suits and brown shirts. The fans go wild at the switch.

I say don't you know
You say you don't know
I say... take me out!

I say you don't show
Don't move, time is slow
I say... take me out!

If I move this could die
If eyes move this could die
I want you...to take me out!

I say you don't know
You say you don't know
I say... take me out!

A flicker of light illuminates the last third of the stage where the Von Bondies can be seen motionless, heads down.

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

Franz Ferdinand extend the main riff as The Von Bondies join in with their own song, meshing the two perfectly. Franz Ferdinand begins to slow the riff as it becomes quieter. The opening riff from the Von Bondies hit single ?C?Mon C?Mon? can be heard just finishing as a huge red pyro blast goes off on the Franz Ferdinand stage.

Von Bondies: On another day c'mon c'mon
With these ropes tied tight can we do no wrong
Now we grieve cause now is gone
Things were good when we were young

With my teeth bite down I can see the blood
Of a thousand men who have come and gone
Now we grieve cause now is gone
Things were good when we were young

Is it safe to say? (c'mon c'mon)
Was it right to leave? (c'mon c'mon)
Will I ever learn? (c'mon c'mon)
(c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon)

As I make my way c'mon c'mon
These better nights that seem too long
Now we grieve cause now is gone
Things were good when we were young

With my teeth bite down I can see the blood
Of a thousand men who have come and gone
Now we grieve cause now is gone
Things were good when we were young

Is it safe to say? (c'mon c'mon)
Was it right to leave? (c'mon c'mon)
Will I never learn? (c'mon c'mon)
(c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon)

Is it safe to say? (c'mon c'mon)
Was it right to leave? (c'mon c'mon)
Will I never learn? (c'mon c'mon)
(c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon)

And know this day these deepened wounds don't heal so fast
Can't hear me croon of a million lies that speak no truth
Of a time gone by that now is through.

In unison the band falls to the stage as a beat begins to emanate from the first stage. It?s a simple guitar riff but it echoes through the arena.

The Vines: uuggghhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

that's the start the middle and the end
aren't you glad the universe pretends
if I don't get this message home
once again I'm gonna head alone

ride with me!
ride with me!
ride with me!
home!

ride with me!
ride with me!
ride with me!
oh yeah!

thought alot ignored the right to be
lie me down because we like to see
the colors through your loaded mind
fuck the world and let me raid out time

The Franz Ferdinand stage suddenly illuminates as the lead singer leads into his mic and whispers ?In the Dark? in between the words ?Ride with me?. The Vines finish their chorus and head straight into the guitar solo which goes hard and extended into the main riff once more. The familiar riff starts to fade as it?s interrupted by drums and symbols. A HUGE wall of fire erupts in between the Vines stage and the Franz Ferdiand section of the stage as Franz Ferdinand takes over from their chorus and the fans go wild.

This fire is out of control
I'm going to burn this city
Burn this city
This fire is out of control
I'm going to burn this city
Burn this city
This fire is out of control
I'm going to burn this city
Burn this city
This fire is out of control
I'm going to burn it, I'll burn it
I, I, I'll burn it down

The fans are majorly into the show now as the wall of fire continues to go strong. The Vines have shed their equipment and have jumped into the mosh pit as they body surf the raucous crowd.

Eyes, burning a way through me
Overwhelm, destroying so sweetly
Now, there is a fire within me
A fire that burns

The beat continues as the lead singer for Franz Ferdinand speaks into the microphone.

Alex Kapranos: Let?s kick it up a notch, shall we?!

On that cue the wall of fire rises a few feet as the fans pop and Franz Ferdinand go into the guitar solo of ?This Fire? before breaking into the finale with a surge of energy.

This fire is out of control
I'm going to burn this city
Burn this city
This fire is out of control
I'm going to burn this city
Burn this city
This fire is out of control
Then I, I'm out of control
And I burn,

Oh, how I burn for you
Burn, oh how I burn for you
Burn, how I
Burn, how I
Burn, oh how I...

This fire is out of control,
I'm gonna burn this city,
Burn this city...

The last string plucked from Franz Ferdinand transitions into the opening chord of ?No Regrets? by the Von Bondies.

Von Bondies: You feel buried, you feel bored
No one takes u seriously when ur 24
So shut off ur days
And turn on ur nights
'cause the chance is for the taking
And the taking's right

No you really haven't lived life yet
No you really haven't lived life
If you ain't got no regrets!

Franz Ferdinand is now using cannons to launch prize packs into the crowd as they rock in with the Von Bondies. Half of the Vines are visible still body surfing while the other half are seemingly lost in the mosh. The Von Bondies close out with a huge flurry of drums as pyros go off in the background. The fans pop huge.

Tito: What a performance!

Bill: Wow, Rave?s first musical booking and even I gotta admit that was pretty well done!

Tito: Up next we have SCW Cup

Bill: Both Duke McFlithy and Kid Styles have earned their way through the SCW ranks

Vega: Forget those two asswipes, The Firms Landon Carter is the special guest referee

Tito: Indeed Vega, Speaken of Landon here he comes

"Unstoppable" by The Calling blares as the fans look on

Richard Head: Coming to the ring ... The Special Guest Referee for this match. SCW President ... Landon Carterrrrrrrrrrrrr

Landon Carter makes his way onto the ramp as the fans cheer him on as he makes his way to the ring. He rolls into the ring and poses on the turn buckles as Head gets ready to speak again.

Richard Head: Now coming to the ring ... Kid Stylessssssss

"The Sun" By Maroon 5 fills the arena, signaling the arrival of Kid Styles. He emerges from behind the curtains, skipping out onto the stage and holding two T-shirt like guns, one in each hand. Following right behind him is T.H.Power, wearing his Armani suit, '8' logo T with the letters "K.I.D." over the 8, and carrying a briefcase. Kid takes a few steps further out onto the stage then lays one of the gun's down then aim's the other one toward the right side of the crowd. Kid pulls the trigger and the gun shoots out thousands of suckers and gumballs, Kid lays that gun down and grabs the other one, shooting it toward the left side of the crowd. The gun shoots out the same thing the other one did. Kid lays that gun down and makes his way down the aisle and toward the ring with Power following right behind.

Once he arrives to the ring, he rolls under the bottom rope and jumps to his feet. Power however climbs the steps and enters through the middle rope. Kid walks to the center of the ring as he hears fans on the side that never got any candy begin to boo. Kid turns to them, shrugging his shoulders as if saying "What?" and looking slightly confused. He looks to Power who also shrugs his shoulders.

Kid waves the fans off and makes his way over to the corner of the ring but is immediately stopped when the booing grows louder. He looks back to the fans and smirks, then points to the ceiling of the arena as small white peices of paper begin to rain down on everyone in the arena. The camera zooms in one one of the peices of paper revealing a free ice cream cone at Dairy Queen.

Kid smiles as he hears the fans cheer in happiness over the gift he just gave them. He walks over to power and gives him a high five or in Power's case, a low five and Power exits the ring through the middle rope and steps onto the floor. The camera pans back to Kid Styles inside the ring who is stretching as he awaits for his match to begin.

Richard Head: And his opponent ... Duke McFlithy

Jadakiss "The Champ is Here". The Duke will walk straight to the ring and get right in Landon's Face. Then Point to Kid, and make the cutting throat jesture.

Tito: Duke's entrance was simple and sweet

Bill: He's focussed on the match at hand Tito that's for sure

Vega: He better be focussed cause Kid won't be a push-over even if he's Section 8

As Landon is about to signal for the bell "Starseed" by Our Lady Peace plays as the crowd explodes. On the KhaosTron are scenes of the career of Eric "Chief" Mitchell. Landon. Duke, and Kid look on as the scenes play out ending with Chief being set on fire. The scene burns away to black as the words "Legends Never Die" come across the KhaosTron

Tito: What is going on? Hasn't Chief's family suffered enough

Bill: I have to admit this is low

Vega: I have no clue what is happeneing

As the words start to glow the arena night go off as only the words can be seen and all that can be heard is the remnants of Our Lady Peace and the excitement of the crowd. As the lights turn on the crowd explodes even louder as Chief stands in the middle of the ring with a wig and face mask laying beside him. Duke and Kid seem as if they have seen a ghost

Tito: I don't understand

Bill: We all saw the tape as Chief was burned to death

Vega just stands and applauses for the man behind the mask.

Vega: Fly and Eric are genious

Eric just smiles and signals for the bell. Both competitors take a second to compose themselves and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Duke shows his power and tosses Kid towards the corner. He starts to send pucnes to the head of his opponent as Eric starts the five count.

1...

2...

3...

4...

Eric doesn't bother with the five count and just tosses Duke off Styles. Duke starts to charge at the Eric but backs off slightly with a mixture of anger and shock in his face. He puts a finger in Chief's face and loses concentration on his opponent as Kid comes flying out of the corner with a huge spear that rocks Duke. Kid starts opounding Duke with rights and lefts as Eric drags Kid off Duke but Kid responds
with a fist to Eric's forehead which knocks the referee off his feet.

Vega: That should be a DQ

Tito: I don't think Chief was expecting that from the little guy

Bill: He was knocked down like a pile of bricks.

Vega: It was purely shock and thats all. Eric is stronger then that

Eric makes his way to his feet as Kid and Duke are now trading blows. Kid gets the upperhand as Duke backs up into the ropes allowing Kid to hit a clothesline sending McFlithy to the ring area. Kid backs up a bit and runs and dives over the top rope landing on top of Duke and leaving both men hurt and lying around the ring area. Chief makes his way out and picks Kid up tossing him into the ring. He tries to do the same to Duke but Duke pushes back. Eric retaliates with a push of his own but before a shove fest could break out Kid Styles comes flying off the top rope with a cross body taking out both Duke and Eric.

Tito: Kid is showing off his high flying ability here at MegaBowl

Bill: It's the big show Tito. He wants to impress everyone

Vega: There was no need to hit Eric

Bill: He was in the way

All three men make their way back into the ring except Duke whois holding his knee. Kid rolls back out and starts to work on the knee as Duke reaches under the ring for something. Mitchell just sits in the corner letting the war be fought. Kid starts to apply a figure four but as he is about to lock it Duke throws some dust at Kid engulfing him in a cloud of smoke. Eric acts as if he saw nothing as Kid rolls around the mat holding his eyes. Duke gets up and reaches into his pocket pulling out a ciggerette. He lights it and starts to take drags as Kid tries to wipe the dust out of his eyes. Eric takes a renewed interest wondering why Duke is wasting so much time.

As Mitchell approaches the rope he watches as Duke sits over Kid and starts to put out his butt on Kids forehead. Kid screams in pain as Eric has seen enough and pushes Duke away from Kid. Eric checks on Kid to see what has happened
Tito: That was uncalled for by Duke. He should be disqualified on the spot
Eric whispers into Kid's ear and Kid shakes his head no which forces Eric to walk over to Richard Head and whisper something to him.

Richard Head: Ladies and Gentleman ... The referee has decided to make this contest a No DQ

Bill: What a decision by Eric Mitchell

Vega: That is why he is apart if the Firm. Quick decisions like that

Duke smiles and makes his way to the apron where he starts to pull out a sledge hammer and a table. He starts to set up the table as Kid makes his way to his feet. He watches Duke set up the table and as Duke turns around Kid pretends to still be blinded. Duke pickes up the Sledgehammer and gets ready to strike Kid when Kid delivers a dropkick to Dukes knees.

Duke drops the sledgehammer and falls to one knee as Kid picks up the sledge hammer and drives the hammer side into Duke's skull busting him wide open. Duke lays on the ground and Kid gets up on the apron getting ready to dive off into Duke as he gets to his feet. Kid watches as Duke starts to use the guardrail to make his way to his feet but before he can dive off Jessica Spears runs to ringside and steps infront of Duke blocking Kid from delivering any more damage. Kid waits as Jessica pleads with him to drop the sledgehammer

Vega: That bitch needs to get out of the way

Bill: For once we agree. She is ruining this match

Duke pushes Jessica aside and points her towards the back. He has his back to his opponent as Kid comes flying off the apron but before impacting with Duke Jessica pulls her lover out of the way and Kid dives head first into the guardrail. Even through she had helped him Duke still insists that Jessica leave ringside as he makes his way to the time keeper and grabs one of the chairs sitting at ringside. He wastes no time and drives the chair into Kid's back as Kid screams out in pain. Kid arches his back as Duke drills the chair over the back of Kid's head.

Meanwhile Eric waits in the ring just relaxing as Jessica waits in the wings near the top of the rampway. Eric looks up towards the SCW beauty as Duke in rolling Kid into the ring and notices Eric staring at Jessica. Duke gets up into Eric's face confronting him about everything that has happened over the last few weeks. Eric just shrugs of Duke.


Vega: Duke needs to get out of Eric's face and pay attention to his opponent

Tito: Duke is letting his emotions get the best of him and that's not a good thing.

Kid is now on his feet and starts to run at the back of Duke. Eric sees this happening and steps out of the way and watches as Kid hits a knee lift to the back of Duke driving him head first into the turnbuckle. Kid exits the ring and looks under the ring pulling out a second table. He sets it on top of the first one of starts to re-enter the ring. He picks Duke up and tossing him to the nearest ropes. Duke comes back as Kid delivers a dropkick that sends McFlithy flying over the top rope. Duke lands ackwardly into the guardrail and lays on the mat. Kid follows him out and places Duke inbetween the two tables. Kid then rolls in and starts to run the ropes gaining speed.

Tito: What is Kid doing

Bill: I have no clue

The fans are on their feet wondering in anticipation of what will happen next. Kid finally jumps up onto the top rope and instantly propels himself into the air and through the first table causing it to collapse onto Duke as the second table also breaks and both competitors land on the mat.

Bill: Kid just made a McFlithy Sandwich

Tito: That move took alot out of both wrestlers.

Vega: But who will capitalize first

Eric checks on the two SCW stars checking for any signs of life. Once he determines that noone is dead he rolls back into the ring and waits for someone to make a move. After a about a minute Kid starts to roll around and gets to his knees. He grabs the chair Duke had earlier and tosses it into the ring. He gets to his feet as Duke reaches for the apron to pull himself up. Kid rolls in and grabs Duke by the hair pulling him into the ring. Kid then positions the chair in a upright position and picks Duke up he starts to punch Duke and backs up a step propelling himself off the ropes and into a waiting Duke who uses instinct and hip tosses Styles into the Upright chair. The chair bends in the wrong direction with the impact and Kid is left arching his back once again as Duke leans on the ropes. He slowly climbs the ropes and positions himself pointing at Eric and delivering the Frog Splash. He rolls off Kid but then crawls back for the pin as he notices Jessica Spears is now back at ringside.

Eric falls for the pin

Tito: Eric is moving at a slow pace.

Vega: Shut up Tito ... He moves faster then some of TKOW's regular referees

1...

2....

Kickout

Jessica stomps on the outside as Duke gets up into Mitchell's face. Duke and Eric argue for awhile as Kid recovers and crawls behind Duke. Eric notices Kid getting ready for a school boy and pushes Duke into it as Kid rolls him up.

1...

2...

Kickout

Duke is able to get out and roll to his feet in anger. He delivers a stomp to Kid's head and then starts stomping the chest of Styles. Kid tries to roll away but Duke stays on top of the situation and continues the stomping. Finally Kid rolls out of the ring as Duke waits. He backs up and as Kid gets to his feet Duke delivers a baseball slide throwing Kid into the guardrail. Duke rolls out after him and picks him up, sending Kid straight into the ring steps. Duke walks over to the ring crew and grabs another chair from the time keeper as Kid starts to move. Kid gets up with an obvious limp as Duke swings the chair straight for Kid's forehead connecting and drawing traces of blood.

Tito: Kid Styles is now bleeding profusely

Bill: Well we can safely say that the winner will bleed for the SCW Cup

Duke starts to lose it and relentlessly slams the chair into Styles over and over again delivering the "Chair Shot Therapy" as Kid just takes the hits and rolls in pain. Duke rolls Kid into the ring after his numerous chair shots and then rolls in with a evil smile on his face. He covers

1...

2...

kickout

Bill: I can't believe it

Vega: Kid may want the title but his it worth this much pain

Tito: I'm sure it is Vega

Duke slams his hands on the mat in frustration as Eric lifts two fingers signalling a two-count. Duke doesn't argue this time but instead prepares as Kid starts to work his way to the ropes.

Kid works his way to the bottom rope as Duke waits behind him

Kid is now on his knees holding the second rope as Duke inches in for the kill

Kid lays across the third rope and Duke is now in full attack mode as Kid steps away and turns around into the "Fifty-One Fifty"

Tito: This should end it folks

Bill: Duke will do as he said he would and walk out of MegaBowl the SCW Cup Champion

Vega: This isn't over until Eric's hand hits the mat for a the three

Duke lifts Kid up but Styles is able to fall out of the move and land on his feet. Duke turns around and Kid delivers a drop toe hold that drops Duke across the middle rope. Kid rolls to his feet and points to the sky as the crowd explodes. He runs towards Duke and kits "The K.I.D." (619 into a one leg boston crab). Kid tries to hold on but Duke easily straightens his leg and Kid is forced to let go. Duke quickly gets to his feet and runs at Kid delivering a stiff clothesline

Duke now looks fed up and rolls out of the ring and whispers something to Jessica Spears. She nods her head and enters the ring as he searches under the ring and pulls out a brick. He rolls into the ring and hands the brick over to Jessica Spears her shyly takes it as Duke picks Kid up. He holds Kid in position as Jessica runs toward the two and dives towards Kid's head. At the last second Kid mule kicks Duke's privates and rolls out of the way as Jessica drives the brick straight into Duke's Chest.

Tito: Jessica might have just cost Duke the match.

Bill: All beauty and no brains Tito

Kid grabs the brick and starts to show an angrier side as Jessica looks on in anger. Before Kid can do anything he regrets Eric grabs Miss Spears and escorts her out of the ring. Kid stalks Duke as McFlithy gets back to his knees still clutching his privates. Kid takes the brick and drives it straight into Duke's head. Duke lays there as Kid just pounds the brick into McFlithy's head several times.

Vega: Kid has lost his mind.

Bill: He may just kill Duke

Eric pulls Kid off Duke and grabs the brick, tossing it to the outside. Kid looks down at the crimson red face of Duke who looks dead but shows signs of life as his chest moves up and down. He grabs the chair that was left in the ring earlier and places it across Duke's face. He climbs the ropes and jumps off ... into a Corkscrew moonsault landing on top of the chair. The crowd explodes as the blood splatters on impact.

Kid holds his chest but has enough composure to lay his arm across his opponent. Eric falls to the mat for the count as Jessica looks on shocked

1...

2...

3...

Tito: It's over ... Kid as beaten Duke McFlithy for the SCW Cup championship here at MegaBowl

Bill: I have to admit both these guys will amount to something outside SCW

Vega: Bullshit Bill ... these two will never be anything outside SCW

Eric hands the belt to Kid Styles who holds it with pride as "The Sun" by Maroon 5 plays and the crowd shows there appreciation for the competitors. Jessica Spears kneels over Duke McFlithy as the celebration. Eric exits the ring and walks around the ring before making this way to the backstage area. As he gets to the top of the ramp Hardcore Al steps through the curtain and shakes hands with his former Tag Team Partner. The two leave as Power and Kid Styles starts their way up the rampway SCW Cup in hand.

[TKOW Board]

Tito:Earlier tonight Dave Rave started off this battle of the bands competition with Soulfly, and it?s time for Soulfly?s bands to step forth.

Vega:Fly is busy preparing for the world title match and will not introduce the acts, but he told me that they needed no introduction, so without further adieu lets take it to the music stage!

The band that needs no introduction takes the stage and begins playing one of their newer songs.

Billie Joe Armstrong: Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alienation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia

The band switches geers from ?American Idiot? into the song that made them famous, ?Basketcase?

BJA: Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Another change, this time to the heavier ?Geek Stink Breath?

BJA: I'm on a mission
I made my decision
To lead a path of self destruction
A slow progression
Killing my complexion
And it's rotting out my teeth

I'm on a roll
No self control
I'm blowing off steam with methamphetamine
Don't know what I want
That's all that I've got
And I'm picking scabs off my face

Oh yea, changeup time ?Hitchin a Ride?

BJA: Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Troubled times, you know i can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

You know what?s up by now. And you know this song too

BJA: I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

The band slows it down?to a stop. Then that familiar riff kicks in, with Billie Joe bringing in the vocals not far behind it

BJA: I'm having trouble trying to sleep
I'm counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by
And still I try
No rest for crosstops in my mind

On my own... here we go

My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skull
My mouth is dry
My face is numb
fucked up and spun out in my room

On my own... here we go

My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense's dulled
Passed the point of delirium

The band stops playing ?Brainstew? and starts playing ?When I come around?

BJA: No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around

I heard it all before
So don't knock down my door
I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser
to try and slag me down because I know I'm right
So go do what you like
Make sure you do it wise
You may find out that your self-doubt means nothing
was ever there

You can't go forcing something if it's just
not right

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around
When I come around

The fans are loving it, Time for ?Walking Contradiction?

BJA: Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

Standards set and broken all the time
Control the chaos behind a gun
Call it as I see it even if
I was born deaf, blind and dumb
Losers winning big on the lottery
Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Constant refutation with myself
I'm a vicitm of a catch 22

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

?Longview? time

BJA: Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit

I got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for the motivation
Smoking my inspiration

Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth

What Will they play next? How about ?Nice Guys Finish Last?

BJA:Nice guys finish last.
You're running out of gas.
Your sympathy will get you left behind.
Sometimes you're at your best, when you feel the worst.
Do you feel washed up, like piss going down the drain

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane.
I'm so fucking happy I could cry.
Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you.
I never knew you were such a funny guy.

A quick changeup

BJA: I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority

I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority

How do you follow ?Minority?? With ?Welcome To Paradise?

BJA: Dear mother,
Can you hear me whining?
It's been three whole weeks
Since that I have left your home
This sudden fear has left me trembling
Cause now it seems that I am out here on my own
And I'm feeling so alone

Pay attention to the cracked streets
And the broken homes
Some call it the slums
Some call it nice
I want to take you through
a wasteland I like to call
my home
Welcome To Paradise

A gunshot rings out at the station
Another urchin snaps and left dead on his own
It makes me wonder why I'm still here
For some strange reason it's now
Feeling like my home
And I'm never gonna go

Pay attention to the cracked streets
And the broken homes
Some call it slums
Some call it nice
I want to take you through
a wasteland I like to call
my home
Welcome To Paradise

Dear mother,
Can you hear me laughing
It's been six whole months since
Since that I have left your home
It makes me wonder why I'm still here
For some strange reason it's now
Feeling like my home
And I'm never gonna go

Pay attention to the cracked streets
And the broken homes
Some call it the slums
Some call it nice
I want to take you through
a wasteland I like to call
my home
Welcome To Paradise

Almost a whole song, let?s finish it off with a whole song, the new single ?Holiday?

BJA: Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name

Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery" (Hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protestor has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find, the money's on the other side

Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
A gag, A plastic bag on a monument

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

"The representative from California has the floor"

Zieg Heil to the president gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws yeah!

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

This is our lives on holiday

Thank You New York!

The band poses for the crowd.

Tito:Green Day ladies and gentlemen; that was one hell of a performance!

Poppi: Well, here we go. Its time for the second Interpromotional Match of the night. Lets take it to ringside.

Head: The following contest is a scheduled TKOW/SCW Interpromotional Match! And its scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the SCW roster, Adrian Tanner Jnr.!

[The house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen.]

Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.

(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)

Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)

Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?

(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants}

Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.

{The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers.}

[There were times when I questioned my reasons
Thought I wouldn't last]

(black and white footage of Adrian Tanner matches flash across the screen)

[Seemed the hand of God held my head
Underwater
Somehow I fought back]

(footage of Adrian pinning Triple B for the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Championship)

[It's still not over yet
No, it won't let me quit]

(footage of Adrian getting powerbombed through the Aborigine announce table by the Hellhounds)

[Found myself more than just once
Praying down on my knees]

[My search for answers only led to more questions
Sometimes for faith you've got to bleed]

(footage of Adrian, bloody and battered, holding up the Australian Heavyweight title)

[By now I've bled my share
Now it's my turn to redeem]

*BOOM!*

(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames)

[When it comes my way, I won't be scared
I've been waiting all my life]

(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads.)

[Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time]

(Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp)

[Give all you have because you believe
Sell your mortal soul]

(Footage of Adrian and Dave Rave brawling through the arena plays as Adrian continues to walk down the stage, slapping a couple hands on the way down)

[And if you're not a predator then, oh - you better pray
Bet it all now or fold]

(footage of Adrian nailing X with the "Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period.")

[But there's still a danger there
Don't become one of them]

(At the last verse, Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all for corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring.)

[When it comes my way, I won't be scared]

(footage of Adrian nailing various people with the Revolver)

[I've been waiting all my life]

(footage of Adrian holding up various Championships, stopping on the SWAT World Tag Team Championship)

[Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time]

(In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)

Poppi: Its an impressive intrance from Adrian Tanner Jnr.

Head: Now introducing, from the TKOW roster, Dave Rave!

[b]"Breed" by Nirvana starts to play through the arena?s sound system. The fans pop huge as the opening riff is heard. Rave jumps out into stage with tons of energy. He head bangs for a while as purple and green strobe lights give the arena a ?rave? feel.
I don?t care
I don?t care
I don?t care
I don?t care
I don?t care

Care if I'm old

I don?t mind
I don?t mind
I don?t mind
I don?t mind
I don?t mind

I don?t have a mind.

Get away
Get away
Get away
Get away
Get away

Get away from your home

I?m afraid
I?m afraid
I?m afraid
I?m afraid
I?m afraid

Afraid of a ghost

Rave runs down to the ring and slides in head first. The arena is massively pumped with tons of fans head banging along to the song. Rave jumps on the nearest turnbuckle, raises his arms then brings them to his chest in an ?X? type pose. He then back flips off the turnbuckle, lands on his feet, and stares Tanner down.

Jakes: The fans are on the edge of their seats folks and this isn't even the main event yet!

Poppi: I say its got the qualifications to be a main event!

Rave gets down from the turnbuckle as Tanner walks over to the middle of the ring. The referee stands between the two of them and starts to say the rules as the two stare a cold, hard stare into each other. The ref calls for the bell and the two starts to circle around the ring. They then get into a collor and elbow tie up, Tanner gets the upper hand and shoves Rave down to the mat. He smiles and slightl snickers as the fans boo him. Rave then gets back to his feet.

Poppi: Off to kind of a 'who's better that who?' shoving contest.

The two goes back to a collor and elbow tie up. Rave gets the upper hand and shoves Tanner down to the mat. The crowd cheers and Rave taunts Tanner to get back to his feet. Tanner gets back up and looks on at Rave as they go for another tie up. This time Rave gets the upperhand and gets Tanner into a headlock. Tanner shoves Rave off into the ropes, Rave bounces off and Tanner executes a dropkick to the chest of Rave. Tanner then goes off of the ropes and looks to go for an elbow, but Rave rolls out of the way and Tanner stops before he starts to fall.

Vega: Smart thinking there by Rave.

Jakes: Tanner's watching Rave closely for mistakes.

Rave gets back to his feet and the two stare each other down again. They circle the ring once more and looks to go for another tie up, but Tanner kicks Rave in the stomach and starts to club away at the upper back of Rave. Rave crashes down to one knee as Tanner goes off of the ropes for a baseball slide kick to the knee thats on the mat. Rave falls over onto his right side as Tanner quickly makes his way back up to his feet. Rave then starts to get back up as Tanner starts to club away at the head of Rave. Rave then fires back with a couple shots to the stomach that slows the offence of Tanner. Rave then gets up rather quickly and grabs the back of Tanner's head and drops down into a Jeff Hardy style jawbreaker.

Vega: Good counter there by Rave.

Tanner staggers backwards, but stays on his feet. He charges at Rave, but Rave switches to behind Tanner and locks in for a German Suplex. He executes the move, but Tanner lands his feet. Rave gets up and turns around as Tanner kicks him in the stomach. He then sets him up for a Canadian Destroyer. But Rave excapes and flips Tanner over him. Tanner lands hard on his back on the mat as Rave goes up to the second rope nearby. He jumps off quickly and nails a sharp knee drop to the chest of Tanner. Rave then hooks the far leg.


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2!


But Tanner kicks out with enough time. Rave pulls Tanner up to his feet. Rave then starts to land left and right punches to Tanner. He then grabs Tanner and whips him into the nearby ropes. Tanner goes to bounce off but he hooks his arms on the ropes and Rave executes a missed dropkick. Tanner then grabs Rave's legs and goes for a Sharpshooter, but Rave bends up and grabs Tanner and rolls him up into a schoolboy.



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2!



But Tanner rolls over and reverses the pinfall.



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But Rave kicks out of the reversed Schoolboy. The two then gets back to their feet, Tanner makes the first move and charges at Rave. Rave counters with a Monkey Toss. Tanner gets back up and Rave does this again. Tanner gets back up and Rave nails another Monkey Toss. Tanner then rolls out of the ring as the crowd starts to cheer loudly for Rave.

Poppi: Rave's on fire here tonight!

Vega: This is why TKOW is better than SCW!

Rave then backs up to the middle of the ring and then charges towards the ropes thats infront of Tanner. He then launches a sucessful Springboard SSP onto Tanner.

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Poppi: The crowd's loving this!

Jakes: This is why we're the greatest federation!

Vega: Ha, its why The FIRM is the greatest stable. Without it, there wouldn't be a TKOW.

The crowd continues to cheer on Rave as the two starts to stir on the ground below. The referee had started the count and reached four as Tanner starts to pull himself up by using the steel steps.

Five!

Six!

Rave starts to pull himself up by using the ring apron. He then rolls into the ring and back out to break the count. Tanner does the same and the two, somewhat tired, are starting to go at each other with lefts and rights to the sides of the head. Tanner starts to fight Rave back. He then goes for an Irish Whip as the referee counts Three. Rave reverses it and sends Tanner into the steel steps. Tanner takes a step on the top step and does a backflip. He grabs Rave's head and nails a reverse DDT on the padded outside floor. A gasp filled the crowd from the move as the referee counts Seven. Tanner then gets up to his knees and pulls the lifeless like Rave up with him. He rolls him into the ring and follows after him at the count of Nine. He then rolls him over and hooks the far leg of Rave.




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2!



But Rave gets his foot on the bottom rope. The referee sees this and breaks the count. Tanner gets up and gets in the ref's face. He argues about the two count as Rave starts to come around. He holds his head as he gets back to one knee. Tanner stops the arguing with the ref and turns around. He takes a step and Rave lunges at him, flips him over behind him and lands a bridging suplex.



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2!



Tanner gets his shoulder up at the last second.

Poppi: What a desparation move from Rave!

Jakes: Its tooth and nail with these two here folks! I honestly can't say who'll win this one.

The two lay on the canvas as the ref starts the ten count.

One!

Two!

Tanner starts to come around, he puts his hands on the second rope and starts to pull himself up.

Three!

Four!

Rave takes his hands and starts to push himself off of the canvas. He takes his right knee and puts it under him to balence himself.

Five!

Six!

Tanner gets up to one knee. He then puts his left hand on the top rope.

Seven!

Eight!

Rave bends his left knee and starts to stand up. He's slightly wobbly but he balences himself on the ropes.

Nine!

Tanner pulls himelf up and braces himself on the ropes that Rave is leaning on. The two move in closer and starts to lay in swift knee shots and kicks to the stomach of each other. Rave then grabs the back of Tanner's head and brings him over to the turnbuckle. He then starts to ram his head off the top turnbuckle.

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Tanner then starts to elbow Rave in the chest. He grabs his arm and then gives him a hard Irish Whip to the opposet corner. Tanner put enough force in the whip that he went down when he whiped Rave. Rave hit the turnbuckle with a great impact that knocked the man back out of the corner and flat on his back. Tanner then crawled over to Rave and got the pinfall.




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2!



But Rave gets his right shoulder up. Tanner gets out of the pin and grabs Rave's head. He applies a hard headlock to Rave. His face starts to turn blush red as the ref starts to check him. He raises his arm once, it falls. Twice, it falls again. On the third time, it nearly hits the mat. But Rave is still in it. In it enough that he gives the bird as his arm comes up. The crowd cheers Rave on as he turns around and starts to get to his knees. He bends over and gets Tanner up and drops him with a Fireman's Carry Slam. Rave then goes to hook the leg for the pinfall.



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Tanner kicks out at the last second. Rave then pulls Tanner up, Rave then heads over to the nearby corner. He gets on the top rope and goes for a Hurricarana. But Tanner fights it and switches it into The Best Damn Secondary Finnisher, Period. He connects and turns Rave over for the pin.

Poppi: This is it.

Vega: It can't end like this.

The referee gets down for the count.




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2!




But Rave gets his right shoulder up at the last moment. Tanner starts to look a bit angry at this and gets up from the count. Tanner then pulls Rave up and does the cut throught gester. He then whips Rave off into the ropes, Rave bounces off and Tanner goes for a Tilt-the-World Backbreaker on Rave. But Rave grabs ahold of Tanner's head at the last moment and lands a sick looking DDT. Rave then gets back to his feet. Breathing heavily from the fast pace of the match, he signals that its over. He grabs ahold of Tanner and sets him up for the F-Bomb. But Tanner counters it and lands a hard spinebuster onto Rave. He then flips over and gets the pinfall.



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But Rave counters it into a pin of his own.



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Tanner kicks out of the pin. He then rolls over and starts to get to his feet while holding his neck. Rave starts to breath heavily as he starts to get to his feet too.

Poppi: This match has taken alot out of the two.

Vega: How much more can either one of these guys take?

Rave gets back to his feet and turns around, He's met with a quick T-Bone Suplex from Tanner. The ref then starts the ten count again as both men lay on the mat.

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Tanner turns over and gets back up to his knees. He crawls over and puts his arms on Rave's chest. He pushes off of the mat and lands his knee in Rave's right shoulder. He does the move again, and again, for a total of five times. Rave rolls over and cluches his hurt shoulder in pain. Tanner pulls himself up to his feet and starts to stomp away at the hurt shoulder of Rave. He then pulls Rave up and whips hard into the opposet corner. Rave hits hard in the corner and falls backwards onto the mat holding his shoulder. Tanner then walks over to Rave and pulls him up to his feet. He then gets him hooked up for a fisherman's suplex.

Poppi: In honor of one of his heros...

Tanner connects with the Fisherman's Suplex as the ref gets down for the count.



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Rave kicks out of the pinfall as the fans cheer him on. Tanner starts to wipe the beads of sweat from his face as he starts to get Rave back up. But Rave quickly gets Tanner into another Schoolboy.


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But Tanner kicks out of it in enough time. The two then gets back to their feet and Rave goes for a clothesline, but Tanner gets behind Rave and sets up up for the Revolver (Adrian puts his left arm around the back of his opponents head, then locks his right hand with his left, trapping the opponents head as he lock his left leg behind the opponents right and falls backwards into a modified Reverse STO/ Flatliner move.)

Vega: He nailed it.

Poppi: I think Rave's out of it.

Tanner then gets into a pin.



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2!



No! Rave kicks out at the last moment. Tanner's shocked at this, in a result he pulls Rave up and whips him into the ropes. Rave bounces off and Tanner goes for a knee shot to Rave's stomach, but Rave rolls over the knee and hooks Tanner up for a roll up.




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2!



And Tanner kicks out of it at the last second. Rave staggers back from the kickout from Tanner. Tanner gets back to his feet and turns around and is met with a kick to the stomach from Rave. He then sets him up for the F-Bomb.

Vega: Is that?

Jakes: He's going to nail the F-Bomb!

Rave connects with the F-Bomb and gets down for the pinfall.




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2!




No!

Tito: Tanner kicks out! Tanner kicks out of "Rave's Kyrptonite"!

Rave slaps the matt in utter frustration as he lifts Tanner by the head off the matt. He hits a few stiff forearm shots before whipping Tanner into the turnbuckle. Tanner reverses and sends Rave into the turnbuckle, but the TKOW! vet scales the turnbuckle as he runs (a la Jeff Hardy) and executes a corkscrew moonsault. Tanner sees it coming and backs up, grabbing Rave's head in mid-air and hits an inverted DDT.

Tito: What a counter! What a counter!

Tanner goes for the pin.

1............


2..............


3...........!


No! No!

At the last second, Rave gets his foot on the ropes as the referee signals "no pinfall". Tanner grimaces as he lifts Rave up and hits a quick snap suplex. he then lifts Rave up again and goes for th Revolver. Adrian puts his left arm around the back of Raves head, then locks his right arm to the left. Rave powers out and hits a back bodydrop, reversing the move.

Bill: Rave's lucky to avoid the Revolver! It'd be all over if Tanner nailed it again!

Rave runs off the ropes and just as Tanner gets to one knee, Rave hits a super stiff boot to the face, flooring Tanner. He then signals for the X-T-C.

Tito: It's all over if he nails this!

Rave climbs to the top rope and does an "X" with his hands before leaping off with a 450 leg drop. The flash bulbs go off in the arena capturing the potential match-ending move.

Tito: He nails it! He nailed it perfectly!

Rave goes for the quick cover, even hooking the leg.

Tito: It's gotta be over! One................




Two...........................





Thr....... No! Oh MY GOD, TANNER KICKED OUT! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS?!

Bill: Yes! Yes! Let's go Tanner!

Vega: Come on Rave! Don't give up!

Rave has a look of pure shock on his face as he just stares down at the prone Adrian Tanner. He goes for another cover, this time hooking the leg harder.

Tito: One............ Two........ No! Once again, Tanner kicks out! Rave cannot believe it!

Rave lifts Tanner up by the head and calls for the Buzzkiller.

Tito: Buzzkiller time!

Rave lifts Tanner up in piledriver position but Tanner rolls over the top of Rave and into a quick roll-up.

Tito: A role up! This could be it! One............Two..........No, Rave reverses! One..... Two......... And Tanner kicks out! What a match, folks!

Rave gets to his feet first as Tanner is still suffering from the effects of the X-T-C. He lunges at Tanner with a clothesline but Tanner manages to duck the effort and dropkicks Rave in his back. This sends Rave staggering towards the turnbuckle. Rave turns around and charges Tanner again who hits a drop-toe hold and quickly follows up with a Boston Crab right in the centre of the ring.

Tito: What quickness by Tanner!

Tanner doesn?t hold the Boston Crab for long and instead stands up straight, still holding Rave by the legs and attempts to get into position for The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period.

Tito: The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period! Can he get in position!

Tanner locks in Rave?s left arm with his right leg, but Rave continues to struggle, posing a problem for Tanner who cannot hook Rave?s right arm. Tanner struggles to lock in the move as the fans go wild. Rave then gets his left arm free and curls up and over Tanner into a roll-up.

Tito: He did it! He reversed it! The cover! One????..



Two????..



Thre???. No! Tanner gets a shoulder up!

Tanner gets to his feet and drop kicks Rave in the face who is in a seated position. He then lifts Rave and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle.

Tito: What a match! No one can seal the deal here, folks! This one has lived up to the hype!

Tanner nails Rave with sloppy elbows to the face, mainly due to fatigue as the match eclipses the 15-minute mark. He then lifts Rave onto the turnbuckle in a seated position and follows. Adrian hooks Rave in a suplex position but Rave fights back with punches to the ribs. Rave starts to get the advantage and shoves Adrian off the turnbuckle. Adrian lands awkwardly on his shoulders as Rave wastes no time climbing the turnbuckle.

Rave: X-T-C!

Tito: A second X-T-C!

Rave leaps off and once again the flashbulbs go off throughout the arena. He hits the move perfectly once again, crushing Tanner with the 450 legdrop. Rave goes for the pin and hooks the leg.

Tito: One???????..





Two????????..








Three??????????No!

Oh My God!

The arena gasps as Tanner kicks out of the second X-T-C in the last 5 minutes. Rave is in utter shock and grabs his hair. He gets up and gets in the referees face, complaining about the slow count. The referee argues back and in the ensuing moments, Tanner manages to get to the opposite side of the ring and uses the turnbuckle to support himself. He begins to regain his wits as just as Rave turns around, Tanner charges at him with a desperation Superkick.

Tito: The Daytripper!

At the last second, Rave ducks and spins around. Adrian truns around and is met with a quick boot to the gut. He keels over and Rave grabs him in the cradle piledriver position, hitting the Buzzkiller (Cradile Piledriver) right in the centre of the ring. He goes for the cover.

Tito: One?????????





Two??????????..






Three! It?s over! Rave gets the win!

?Breed? by Nirvana hits as a weary Rave gets his hand raises by the referee. He staggers over to the turnbuckle, climbs it and raises his arms in victory.

Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, what a match! It?s safe to say that David Rave still has it! But what a fight it was! In the history of TKOW! there has never been a man to kick out of TWO, yes TWO X-T-C?s.

Bill: You gotta give Tanner credit. He fought a hell of a fight and probably had Rave beat on a few occasions. This one could have gone either way.

After a few minutes of celebrating, Rave goes to check on Tanner who has used the ropes to brace himself. He is clutching his neck in pain as Rave beckons for a mic. ?Breed? fades out?

Rave (breathing heavily): Tanner? NO ONE has ever pushed me to these limits. NO ONE has ever kicked out of TWO X-T-C's....

The crowd pops as Tanner nods.

Rave: For that, you have my eternal respect. And for that... You're now in the big leaugues, Kid. Welcome to TKOW!

The fans pop huge.

Tito: Tanner in TKOW! Amazing!

Tanner's music hits the speakers as Rave extends his hand. Tanner grabs it as the two shake and the fans pop wild. Tanner rolls out of the ring and walks towards the back to a standing ovation. "Breed" by Nirvana kicks up again as Rave celebrates some more before heading to the back.

[TKOW Board]

The arena goes dark. The tron begins flashing a pot leaf. Another logo starts flashing with it. It involves a box with three letters in it. The first is a ?N? the second is a ?I? the third is an upside down ?N?. At that moment the stage area becomes dimly let, and the song begins

Trent Reznor:You're keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Because you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

What if this whole crusade's
A charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

So naive
I keep holding on to what I want to believe
I can see
But I keep holding on and on and on and on

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?
Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?

The crowd is on their feet as the song concludes

Vega:That?s the second entry in Fly?s Battle of the Bands, Nine Inch Nails, performing their new hit song ?The Hand That Feeds?.

Tito: Next up we have the Birds of Prey, representing Section 8, facing off against Tag Team Champions, A Violent Reaction, representing, uhm, Violent Reaction. The titles are on the line!

Vega: Unfortunately that Section 8 midget Kid Styles already won the SCW Cup finals. I'm sure the brood is all fuzzy and warm. Disgusting.

Playboy: AVR feels they owe the BoP for being too nice, and BoP just wants to spank AVR for what they did to Phoenix weeks ago.

Vega: Spank?

Playboy: Why yes, thank you!

Madison Square Garden goes dark upon hawk cries. Navras by Juno Reactor (Hawke Mix) begins and Lady Hawke?s entrance clip on the MegaTron also runs, but after a few seconds a record scrub is heard, ending the music, and the MegaTron freezes.

The audience murmurs.

Tito: Uhm...

The lights rise and smoke begins filling the stage and ramp as the blaring alarms of ?In The Shadows? by The Rasmus kicks in with Griffen?s accompanying entrance clip which, as with Hawke?s, is abruptly ended with the record scrubbing and the MegaTron freezing.

The crowd murmurs louder, wondering what the heck is going on.

Playboy: Ok, who let Melvin in the production truck?

A hawk cry then ?Take Me Away? by Fefe Dobson strains the speakers? and it, too, after a few seconds is ended with the record scrubbing.

Suddenly the opening vocals of Huey Lewis and The News? ?Whole Lotta Lovin?? strain the speakers and the crowd roars as Lady Hawke rises through the stage, a duffel bag in hand, sitting on the wide shoulders of Matt Griffen, who is carrying a t-shirt gun in each hand!

Head: Introducing the challengers, from Bowling Green Kentucky, representing Section 8, Lady Hawke, Matt Griffen, the Birds of Prey!!

Matt steps off the riser and fires into both sides of the crowd. He aims the guns upward and Hawke reloads them from the duffel bag. He makes his way down the ramp, firing again, and Hawke takes time out of waving to the crowd to reload the guns. They keep repeating the process, making their way around the ring, making sure to send t-shirts everywhere.

They make it back to the first corner where a pair of teenage girls in jeans and Birds of Prey t-shirts, a blonde and a redhead (favoring Griffen in looks? only prettier, and more female), are sitting ringside. Hawke jumps off of Matt and Griffen rubs the heads of his siblings, making them swat at him.

Lady Hawke grabs a sign from a fan and the Birds hit the ring. Hawke holds up the sign that says "A Violent Reaction got nothing on the Hellhounds!" on one side and "Watch the gold take flight!" on the other! She tosses the sign back at the fan as the KhaosTron shows T.H. and Phoenix watching via monitor.

Matt grabs her and lifts her up and does a few swing dance maneuvers with her, twisting her to either side of his body, then all the way around his back, up slightly and down partially through his legs, then hoisting her all the way up straight vertical, her feet towards the ceiling, holding her up to the cheers of the crowd! She finally drops forward and slides through his legs; he holds on and steps over, twisting his arms, and pulling her up hard into his arms. She collides with him and he falls backwards to the mat with her straddling his stomach.

The crowd adds a "OOOOOOOOOOOOO" to their cheers as she "rides" him. She jumps off and to her feet and Matt pulls himself up, blushing. They both take a corner and pose, each making the "belt" sign over their midsections.

"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath blazes over the speakers and the crowd rises in anticipation; all eyes are on the entrance ramp as the music plays and the tempo rises...

... and nothing, no sight of Tobias "The Heartless" Burden or "One Man War" Dave Havoc, confusion starts to sweep through the crowd while the music continues on.

Vega: Where the hell are the tag champs?

Tito: ... Scared? Hiding away? I must say this surprises me, both of these men looked more than hyped up for this match-

Bill: They're both probably on the can, somebody get them out here...

The music stops and the screen set at the top of the ramp stops playing the entrance movie of the Violent Reaction, the crowd in MSG starts to boo heavily at the delay.

Vega: Fly ain't gonna be too happy with anybody holding up the sh-

SMASH~!

The MegaTron "explodes" as a garbage can sails through, leaving a shattered image on the screen. The shot pans to the "broken glass" which form the words "A Violent Reaction". "Iron Man" starts up again as the two figures step through the curtain to huge crowd heat.

Both men stride up the isle, belts around their waists, Tobias a few feet in front of Dave, both men look absolutely focused.

Richard Head: And introducing the reigning AND defending Tag Team Champions, weighing in at combined and total weight of 445 lbs., the team of Tobias Burden and Dave Havoc, A VIOLENT REACTION~!

Tobias crouches low and does a two handed cut throat motion as Dave, close behind, outstretches both of his arms to the crowd and motions for oncoming applause.

Bill: What the fuck~!?!

A few of the people in the crowd whip blue and orange streamers up and over the entrance ramp, then more, until the entire area around the ramp is getting literally showered by hundreds of streamers, neither Dave nor Tobias break their pose until every last streamer is thrown, all of them littering the rampway as the crown boos Mingla's boys.

As AVR continues to walk the ramp, they undo their belts and hold them loosely in hand. Dave slides into the ring and jogs to the opposite side of it. He hops up to the top turnbuckle and raises the belt in the air, while Tobias does the same on the opposite corner. They soak in the atmosphere for a moment before retreating to their corner and talking over strategy.

Tito: The Birds are arguing over who's going to start things off. Generally Lady Hawke kicks things off, but recently she's been targeted by overzealous thugs in the ring, so Matt's been stepping in, making sure their opponents realize there's more to the Birds then a tight body.

Vega: Better not let Matt hear that.

Playboy: It's a compliment. Besides, Hawke?s going to be too busy in about three seconds...

Lady Hawke gets nailed with a charging axhandle from Tobias.

Tito: Burden wasting no time.

The ref calls for the bell, not having much choice in the matter.

Playboy: There is a lot of history going into this match.

Vega: There?s like two months?

Lady Hawke fights Tobias off, knocking him to the mat with an enziguri. She begins laying the boots to him as Matt and Dave watch on.

Tito: Jace Mingla has been leading A Violent Reaction on a crusade of pain, and Phoenix, the man that broke the Birds into this business, was the main target.

Lady Hawke drops a fist right on the top of Tobias?s head. Lady Hawke climbs to her feet. Tobias is up again, and back to his corner.

Playboy: Tobias tags in Havoc, and Lady Hawke shakes her head and tags in Matt.

Havoc hits a running clothesline on Lady Hawke. Griffen grabs Havoc and sends him into the corner. Lady Hawke grabs Havoc in the corner and holds him so Griffen can begin chopping away on Havoc.

Playboy: Havoc is being double-teamed!

The ref breaks his way in, but Lady Hawke holds her arms up and shakes her head.

Tito: It looks like the Birds have picked up a few tricks.

Vega: Uncharacteristic of them.

Playboy: Damned cheapshot artists is more like it!

Griffen starts punching away on Havoc. Havoc manages to duck through and pulls Matt down with a headlock. Griffen has too much power for Havoc, though, and pushes Havoc off. Griffen tags Lady Hawke back in. Lady Hawke and Havoc lockup, and Havoc sends Lady Hawke into the turnbuckles.

Tito: Havoc charges the corner.

Lady Hawke deftly steps out of the way letting Havoc crash in to the turnbuckles. She moves behind Havoc and lifts him to the top rope, hitting a frankensteiner! Lady Hawke tags Griffen back in as Havoc climbs to his feet.

Tito: Quick tags by the Birds, not allowing Violent Reaction to focus on an opponent.

Playboy: I focus on Lady Hawke no matter where she is. But I hear she spits.

Vega: Disgusting!

Playboy: Tell me about it! Chicks should swallow. Guys are happier that way.

Tito: Griffen smashes Havoc?s face with a big boot.

Playboy: That?s a big man specialty maneuver.

Vega: Can we get you in ?less stupid??

Matt rushes Violent Reaction?s corner and slams his fists down onto Tobias? shoulders, making him lose his grip on the top rope and fall to his knee on the apron. Havoc gets up and runs in with a shoulder block, but Matt catches his advance with a back elbow, staggering him.

Matt grabs Havoc and ties up with him. Havoc pulls Matt into a headlock, but Matt just smashes him in the guts with a massive elbow, making the much smaller man actually jump a few feet off the mat! Matt grabs him again, connecting knee to face, and following up with a reverse DDT.

Griffen pulls Havoc up by the hair, but Dave sends a quick jab flurry into Matt?s chiseled breadbasket, then pops a quick eye rake to break out. He shoulderblocks Matt to the ground (hey, it could happen!) and tags in Tobias.

Tobias quickly throws Matt to the outside as the ref argues with Havoc. Tobias hits a roaring elbow, but Matt bounces right up. Burden hits the same roaring elbow, and again Matt pops up. Tobias moves in again, Matt goes for the block, but Burden slides behind him and lifts a knee into he small of Matt?s back. He leaps over and puts Matt into a T-Bone suplex, but Matt?s pure size stops the move, so he pulls Matt along and smashes him to the floor with a facebuster. Lady Hawke gets in the ring, so Havoc reenters as well. Hawke quickly slides out the far side as Havoc makes a beeline towards her. He bounces off the ropes, she slides back in, and Tobias rolls Matt back in and follows.

Tobias heads upstairs as Hawke boots a returning Havoc in the gut, but Matt gets up too fast, and he and Lady Hawke double suplex Havoc, albeit a bit lopsided. Not to be deterred, Burden comes off the top rope and nails a front dropkick through Lady Hawke. Not noticing, Matt forces Havoc up into a pumphandle slam. Burden stomps on Hawke, but Hawke ties up his foot and judo tosses him over, and then slides out of the ring as Matt puts Dave in the Rings!

Tito: Griffen pulls out his mentors move, the Rings! The Rings have previously won Phoenix the HPWA Heavyweight title, and won Matt the HPWA Brutality title in the first and only Phoenix Pit match!

Bill: HPWA closed. Because it sucked. Like Vega?

The ref, however, sees that Havoc?s foot is on the rope and causes a break. Matt gets up and Tobias hits Griffen with a quick back elbow. He lifts Griffen to his feet and snapmares him down. Tobias with a rear chinlock on Griffen. The ref moves in to check the hold.

Playboy: Tobias is taking that rookie to school.

Griffen gets to his feet and breaks the hold with two quick elbows, then tags in Lady Hawke. Tobias cuts her off with an armbar and cinches it in, going for the submission.

Playboy: You can hear Lady Hawke grunting in pain as the ref is asking her if she quits.

Lady Hawke reaches up and rakes Tobias?s eyes to break the hold as Griffen jumps into the ring. Griffen?s got Tobias set up for a DDT, and Lady Hawke legsweeps Tobias into a huge DDT by the Birds. Tobias gets to his feet as the ref forces Griffen out of the ring. Both Tobias and Lady Hawke move back to their corners.

Tito: Which team will get the tag first?

Playboy: Come on, Tobias!

Hot tag to Havoc, but Lady Hawke makes the tag as well. Griffen and Havoc charge each other.

Playboy: Double Clotheslines!

Both men are down as the ref begins his count. Griffen sits right up, wondering how the smaller man actually knocked him down. Tobias jumps in the ring followed closely by Lady Hawke.

Playboy: Ref, get them out of there!

Lady Hawke begins laying solid punches on Tobias before stopping and rolling her arms over each other.

Tito: Wait a minute!!

Playboy: What?

Lady Hawke stops moving her arms and begins gyrating her hips.

Tito: She?s going do it!!

Playboy: Do what?

Lady Hawke cocks her elbow back.

Tito: Here it comes!!

Playboy: WHAT??

Lady Hawke elbows Tobias right on the top of the head sending him out of the ring.

Tito: BIONIC ELBOW!!

Playboy: NO!!!

Tito: Who?da thunk it. Power managed to teach the Birds something.

Lady Hawke follows Tobias out of the ring as Griffen and Havoc both get back to their feet and lock-up. Griffen gets Havoc in a headlock and really cinches it in. Havoc tries to push him off, once, twice, no luck. Griffen takes Havoc down with headlock hiptoss.

Tito: Havoc is really in trouble against the big man.

Havoc reverses with the hold by getting Griffen in the headscissors.

Playboy: That?s it Havoc, pop his head like a zit.

The ref goes to the outside to separate Lady Hawke and Tobias. Griffen tries without success to break Havoc?s hold. Lady Hawke slides back into the ring to break the hold as the ref climbs back into the ring Havoc drags Griffen back to his feet and sends him into a neutral corner. Havoc goes for a corner splash, but Griffen moves! Griffen tries to drag himself over for a tag as Havoc goes over the top rope.

Tobias runs across the ring knocking Lady Hawke down just as Griffen was about to tag. The ref admonishes Tobias as Havoc climbs back into the ring. Havoc makes the tag to Tobias. Tobias drags Griffen back to the center of the ring.

Tito: Elbowdrop by Tobias. He covers?

Vega: Kickout! Tobias drags Griffen to his knees.

Playboy: No, Griffen fights out!

Tito: Hard forearm shots on Tobias?s back by Griffen.

Griffen drags Tobias back to his corner and makes the tag to Lady Hawke. She whips Tobias into the ropes. Tobias ducks a clothesline and comes back with a crossbody on Lady Hawke. Both roll to the outside.

Tito: They've moved to ringside.

The ref starts the count... One.

Playboy: Havoc?s coming over to help Tobias.

Tobias gets Lady Hawke in a double chickenwing. Havoc comes in with a dropkick, Lady Hawke breaks free!

Playboy: No!!

Tito: Tobias is unfazed from Havoc?s hard shot.

Lady Hawke rolls Tobias into the ring and makes the tag to Griffen. The Birds hit a double suplex on Burden to equal the one they gave Havoc earlier. Griffen drags Tobias to his feet and sets him up for a suplex. Havoc comes in the ring to break up the hold, but is cut off by a massive Stun Gun from Lady Hawke that knocks Havoc clean out of the ring. Griffen still has Tobias held over his head in a vertical suplex. Griffen begins slowly turning in the ring with Tobias above his head.

Tito: Jackhammer!!!

Griffen goes for the cover...



One?


Two?


Kickout~!



Playboy: Get up, Tobias get up!

Griffen begins dragging Tobias to his feet. The ref has moved to the outside to break up Lady Hawke and Havoc. Tobias lays in a few elbows, T-Bone Suplex!

Playboy: No! Lady Hawke just laid Havoc out with another Stun Gun!

Hawke jumps up to the apron and measures Tobias. Burden hears the crowd cheering and smiles, waving to everyone. He turns...

Tito: Scarred! Hawke with that springboard hurricanrana! Pin!

The ref isn't stupid though. He taps Hawke and reminds her she isn't the legal.

Playboy: HAHAHAHA! EAT THAT!

Lady Hawke reluctantly leaves the ring as Matt gets to his feet. He sees that Tobias is stunned, and tags Hawke in. She immediately goes for the pin?


One?


Two?

Kickout~!!



Tito: Tobias and Hawke in the ring now.

Playboy: I just love this Burden kid. I don?t think there?s a guy that can match his stiffness.

Burden irish whips Lady Hawke into the turnbuckle. Her back hits it flush on, and she collapses to the mat. Burden goes to the adjacent turnbuckle and charges at Hawke and delivers a super stiff boot scrape, effectively crushing Hawke?s face under his boot.

Tito: Ouch!

Playboy: Theeeeeeeee boot~!

Burden charges back to his original spot and repeats the move several times before Lady Hawke finally slumps to the matt, grabbing at her veiled face. Burden lifts up and drags her to his corner where he tags Havoc in.

Tito: Havoc, the fresh man, now in. Boy, AVR is really trying to neutralize Hawke?s speed here?

Burden holds Hawke in an abdominal stretch as Havoc, the legal man, scales to the second rope. He leaps off with a forearm to the ribcage of Lady Hawke. She crumbles to the matt, but Havoc lifts her up and hits a quick suplex into a bridging pin.

Tito: They wanna end this one early! One... Tw... No! It?ll take more than that to finish off the Birds.

Hawke struggles to her knees as she reaches out to her partner who is encouraging the fans to get behind her. Havoc cuts off the tag (which isn?t very close at all) with a boot to Hawke?s head. He drags her back towards the centre of the ring and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf.

Tito: Right in the centre of the ring, Lady Hawke has NO WHERE to go!

Playboy: What a predicament she?s found herself in. She needs a tag and she needs it badly!

Havoc wrenches as hard as he can on the move, grimacing as he can feel his opponents agony. The fans begin to pound the concrete floor, faster and faster, urging Hawke to pull through. She pumps her fist and with one quick spin, rotates to the left, throwing Havoc to the side. Havoc hits his head on the turnbuckle and is momentarily dazed. Hawke then uses her upper body to drag herself to her corner and the outstretched hand of Matt Griffin.

Tito: Make the tag!

Hawke is a few feet away from the tag when Havoc gets back to his feet. He charges at the corner and nails Griffin with a dropkick, sending him down to the outside. He then grabs Hawke and throws her back into the AVR corner. Griffin gets visibly upset and tries to enter the ring, but senior official John Valery stops him. Meanwhile, in the AVR corner, Havoc drives a boot into Hawke?s throat. Valery turns around and Havoc makes a quick tag.

Tito: Havoc out, Burden in. Keeping each other fresh now.

Playboy: Tito, it?s all about intelligence. These two are a COHESIVE unit and that?s why they?re the champs.

Burden whips Hawke into the turnbuckle and follows up with a splash. He then lifts Hawke up and places her in a seated position on the turnbuckle.

Tito: What?s he got in mind?!

Burden climbs to the second rope and lifts Hawke up in a suplex position.

Tito: A super suplex from the second rope?

Instead of falling backward, Burden drops Hawke down in a brainbuster position, her head being driven down into the turnbuckle.

Playboy: BRAIN BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAH! BRAIN BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BRAIN BUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Tito: What a move!

The fans gasp at the super stiff brain buster into the turnbuckle and Lady Hawke?s body falls awkwardly to the outside. Havoc leaps off the apron and goes to meet Hawke who?s made her way to the apron. He hops the apron and grabs Hawke, nailing a stiff DDT onto the apron as Hawke falls back to the outside. Griffin abandons his post and charges at Havoc who run to the other side of the ring. The referee leaves the ring and checks on Hawke, as he stops his count. Griffin meets Havoc on the outside with a HUGE boot to the face, flooring Havoc.

Tito: A little justice!

Playboy: What?s he doing?! He has NO RIGHT getting involved!

Tito: Oh, and Havoc did? Burden is the legal man, NOT Havoc!

Playboy: They?re the champs! They can do as they please!

Burden?s attention is now turned to his partner who is getting lambasted by Griffin who is enraged. Burden exits the ring and comes to his partners aid, delivering stiff forearms to Griffins head. The larger Griffin fights back and manages to floor Burden. It?s a 2-on-1 on the outside, but Griffin is a man possessed and is doing a good job working over both men. On the other side of the ring, Hawke finally rolls in and crawls to her corner.

Tito: No! No, God damn it!

Playboy: Ha! Where?s her lover-boy now?!

Griffin and Burden both spot this at the same time. Griffin makes a charge back to his side of the ring, but Havoc, who is laying on the ground, hits a quick drop-toe hold which trips up Griffin. This allows the legal man, Burden to enter the ring and drag Hawke back to the AVR corner.

Tito: Unfair!

But Hawke is getting a second wind as she trades shots with Burden. Burden locks up with her and she manages to Irish whip him into the ropes. She raises her leg getting ready for a boot to the face. At the last second, Burden stops on his heels and gets under her elevated leg (think capture suplex position).

Tito: Uh oh? Oh no?

Burden, with Hawke in a difficult position on one leg, rotates so that his back is facing the turnbuckle. He then pops back and hits a Capture Suplex, sending Lady Hawke right into the turnbuckle!

Tito: Good God! Did you see her head bounce off the matt?!

Burden drags Hawke into the centre of the ring and makes the cover.

Tito: It?s gotta be over! One?????Two???..Th???.No! Hawke gets a shoulder up!

Burden looks unphased as if he knew it?d take more to get Lady Hawke down. He lifts Hawke up and hits a European uppercut which sends her staggering back into the ropes. She then staggers forward as Burden attempts a short but explosive clothesline. Hawke ducks the clothesline wearily and when Burden spins around she delivers a kick to the midsection. Burden grabs her foot but Hawke leaps up and hits a desperation enziguri which connects with the back of Burdens head.

Tito: What a move! What a counter!

The fans pop huge as both Megastars are lying on the mat. The fans are pounding the arena floor as both grapplers try to get to their respective corners. Burden has more ground to cover, but he?s moving fast and is within 2 feet of making the tag. Hawke is barely able to move, but is making progress nonetheless.

Tito: Hawke NEEDS this tag! You can just feel it!

Burden lunges at his corner and reaches the outstretched hand of Havoc who quickly enters the ring. Hawke is within INCHES of making the tag.

Tito: Will she make it!

Havoc leaps at Hawke and hits a low dropkick to her midsection, causing her to roll to the side.

Tito: No! God damn it, no!

Havoc lifts her up to her feet and delivers a knee to the gut and then attempts a powerbomb. Once in the air, Hawke counters with a hurricanrana.

Tito: What a counter!

She then explodes into her corner and makes the tag as the roof is blown off the arena.

Tito: Yes!

Griffin rushes into the ring as Burden also rushes in, to try to neutralize the big man. Burden is met with a huge boot to the face. He spins around and nails a rising Havoc with a massive clothesline. Burden charges again, but Griffin turns it into a tilt-o-whirl slam, as Burden rolls to the outside in pain. Havoc has gotten to the top rope and leaps off with a body press but the powerful Griffin catches him in mid-air and turns it into a massive running powerslam, driving the air out of Havoc. He quickly covers.

Tito: The cover! One???.Two???..No! Havoc gets a shoulder up!

Griffin lifts Havoc up and presses him over his head. The fans pop huge.

Tito: What a display of strength!

He then walks towards the ropes and tosses Havoc over the top. Havoc lands directly on Burden, who is still feeling the effects of the tilt-o-whirl slam earlier. At the BoP turnbuckle, a rejuvenated Lady Hawke climbs to the top.

Tito: High risk!

Lady Hawke leaps off the turnbuckle and to the outside with a beautiful body press. The flash bulbs go off as she gets MAJOR distance and height. She lands on Havoc and Burden as the fans go insane.

Tito: What a move! Welcome to MegaBowl, World Tag Team champs!

Lady Hawke then rolls Havoc back into the ring and gets back to her turnbuckle. Griffin lifts Havoc up and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle with explosive force. The ring shakes as Havoc?s back hits the turnbuckle, causing him to stagger forward in pain. He staggers right into Griffin?s arms who throws him up from under the armpits. He catches him in midair and hits a powerbomb.

Tito: The Toss Bomb! And a cover! One???..Two????.Thre???..No! No! Havoc gets the shoulder up!

Griffin grabs Havoc by the hair, but Havoc hits a desperation low blow, causing Griffin to keel over.

Tito: Oh, isn?t that lovely? Isn?t that nice? Is that how a champion should act?!

Playboy: Hey, it?s not Havoc?s fault that the referee isn?t doing his job.

The ref beckons with Havoc who uses the ropes to get to his feet. Havoc pays no attention and grabs Griffin by the head and slams it into the turnbuckle, linking it with a Russian legsweep.

Playboy: Nice combo by Havoc. But he?s still blowing wind from all the impact moves he took.

Havoc staggers to his corner and makes the tag to Burden who rushes at Griffin with a stiff drop kick to the knees. This knocks Griffin off his vertical base. He then goes for a running shining wizard to the head, but Griffin moves a step in, catching him in a crossbody, and nails the Claw Crush~!!

Tito: That?s all it takes to shift the momentum!

Playboy: Havoc?s fine!

Vega: Great for him, but it?s Tobias who?s in trouble.

Playboy: Havoc has a plan?

Griffen pulls Tobias up, but Burden shoves off and falls back to his corner. He tags Havoc and both men charge, only to have Griffen THROW Hawke off the top turnbuckle at them! She slams into both members of Violent Reaction with a crossbody and all three hi the mad with a resounding WHAM~!!

Tito: In-Flight Movie~!!

Playboy: That?s the dumbest name I?ve ever heard.

Tito: Phoenix named i-

Playboy: BRILLIANT~!

Matt cracks his neck as Hawke slowly stands up and leans against the ropes. AVR are slowly pulling themselves up as well. Burden rises first, and Matt catches him, lifting him into a facebuster-

Crowd: 3D~!!

Tito: Talon v1 on the way!

Havoc, however, clobbers Hawke from the blindside. Burden manages to reverse the flapjack into a tornado DDT and puts Matt down. Havoc calls for Tobias and pulls Hawke up into a piledriver. Tobias bounces off the ropes and Havoc drops?

Tito: Hawke pulls herself up just enough and Tobias baseball slides into-

The audience (ok the men) collectively groan. Hawke falls onto Tobias? legs as Havoc rolls, clutching at his groin. The ref tries to get some control, telling Hawke and Burden to get out of the ring. Hawke crawls off and Tobias tries to attack her, but the ref shoves him away and points out at the apron, threatening to DQ him.

Playboy: DQ would mean retention!

Tito: DQ would also mean they can?t hurt the Birds anymore tonight.

Playboy: Whatta predicament!

Matt gets himself to his feet, rubbing at his head after the DDT. Burden starts yelling at him and threatening to get in the ring, trying to distract him from Havoc. Matt gives in and gets into Tobias? face, forcing the ref to separate them. It?s enough, and Havoc climbs to the top rope, awaiting Matt. As Griffen turns-

Tito: Corkscrew Moonsault~! Havoc off the top rope with a beautiful maneuver, and a pin to boot!


One?


Two?


Th- Kickout~!!


Playboy: You can do it!

Matt shakes the cobwebs but Tobias doesn?t want to give him the chance. He quickly jumps to the top rope and missile dropkicks Matt so hard Griffen goes through the ropes and out of the ring. Violent Reaction grab Hawke on the apron and bring her in the hardest way, with a double muscle buster!

Burden directs traffic now for A Rise of Violence and sends Havoc to the top rope. Tobias pulls Hawke up for a cutthroat suplex, but holds her up on his shoulders. Matt, who is just pissed off now, slides in behind Tobias, and as Havoc jumps for the Codex Griffen comes off the ropes with a HUGE boot to a midair Havoc, right over Tobias? head!

Matt pulls Hawke off of Tobias and Burden attacks with a roaring elbow, but just bounces off. He runs to the ropes and tries again, but this time the Birds nail the Talon!

Tito: Tobias is out! But he?s not legal!

Lady Hawke quickly goes outside the ring and Matt tags her, making it official. She then climbs the ropes as Griffen slides Havoc a little closer. She bends over backwards as Griffen gets on the second rope and grabs her in a reverse suplex. He hoists her up and drops back, turning in the air and propelling her body down into a moonsault style body splash, crushing Havoc!

Tito: Death Strike! I don?t know if they?ve ever used that in an official match before! Pin!


One?


Two?


Three~!!


Valery calls for the bell!

Tito: The Birds of Prey did it! They?ve beaten A Violent Reaction!

Head: Your winners? and NEW TKOW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Lady Hawke, Matt Griffen, the Birds of Prey!!

Playboy: Unfair! Travesty! CHEATERS!!

Vega: Stop whining loser.

Tito: With this win, the Birds of Prey capture their second Tag Team Titles, again on their first opportunity, and make Section 8 two for two tonight! That leaves Jace Mingla and Phoenix later, in the Blood Money Hitman ladder match. But up next, the Unification match, Hardcore Al faces off against Aaron Mc in Chairs n Cuffs!!

[TKOW Board]

Tito:And it?s time to conclude the Battle Of The bands, anyword on the final act vega

vega:Is a group. A group of platinum selling artists that?s been topping the music charts for years now.

At that instance a red corvette arrives on the Music stage, as the beat of the hottest song of the spring plays. The suicide doors open as A man and a woman step out, with mics, and they start flowin to the beat.

50 Cent:
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Olivia:I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

50 Cent:You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Olivia:I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

50 Cent & (Olivia):
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

The two stop, as the beat changes from ?Candy Shop? to ?Work Magic?, and two more people step out from the back

Lloyd Banks:I'm gon ride, I'm gon ride, they gon ride, we all gon ride, (yea)
I come from the heart of southside (yea)
Holdin it down for my niggas that died (yea)
I gotta busy bird on my side (yea)
Pop shit and get yo whole mouth wide (yea)

Baby had tried to steal off the payroll
Ill have niggas scrappin the skin off the ya face with the same shit they peal a potato (whoo)
I thank the lord for my blessings and im glad he gave us the will power and reflexes of larry davis (ohh)
You dont wanna see my block formin' (uh huh)
Thats a 101 doggs and i dont mean the ones with the spots on em
Were respected highly
'cause you dont need to practice gymnastics to catch a body (oh)
Me and moneys like Whitney, next to Bobby (uh huh)
If i bring all my niggas ill need an extra lobby (uh huh)
As soon as you aint around jake (jake)
You getcha ass whipped for chips
Now thats the real definition of poundcake
I got the crownsnake
And you can tell when im shoppin 'cause when the mall stampedin' you'll feel the ground shake
I got a car i only drive on Thursdays (haha)
Im a stunna, banks blows more cake then birthdays

Look at here, aint nobody 'round here scared (uh uh)
I'm headin for the top and im almost there
Oh yeeuh this shiny shit right here
Ill work magic and make you niggas dissappear

Look at here, aint nobody 'round here scared
I'm headin for the top and im almost there
Oh yeeuh this shiny shit right here
Ill work magic and make you niggas dissappear

Young Buck:You know how i gets down
This pound hold six rounds
I told you i'd be back bitch
Talk that shit now
You hear that fo fif [.45] sound
Duck when i spit rounds
'cause this aint beverly hills
You in the bricks now
We aint got shit down here but dope and guns for sell
You get yo head cracked and niggas dont run and tell
Its like we sell crack get caught head back to jail
We on that fuck the police shit
We livin in hell
You betta guard yo grill homey
And stand yo ground
These bullets burn
They hit whoevers standin around
I never learn even after i took a couple shots
I just got me some band-aids and bought a couple glocks
Had to go on a rampage and hit a couple blocks
Once they hear that 12-gauge thats when the trouble stops (boom)
If its beef then im ready to ride
Just come to casheville you can find me on the southside (mothafucka)

Lloyd banks:Look at here, aint nobody 'round here scared (uh uh)
I'm headin for the top and im almost there
Oh yeeuh this shiny shit right here
Ill work magic and make you niggas dissappear

Look at here, aint nobody 'round here scared
I'm headin for the top and im almost there
Oh yeeuh this shiny shit right here
Ill work magic and make you niggas disappear

Lloyd Banks: Now i aint from Michigan but im in the Fab 5
You know, Yayo and 50, Buck and Game?

At the mention of his name, the song skips and switches over to ?How We Do? and out steps?

Game:Fresh like, unhh; Impala, unnh
Chrome hyrdolics, 808 drums
You don't want, none
Nigga betta, run
When beef is on, I'll pop that, trunk
Come get, some
Pistol grip, pump
If a nigga step on my white Air, Ones
Since red, rum
Ready here I, come
Compton, unh
Dre found me in the, slums
Sellin that skunk, one hand on my gun
I was sellin rocks when Master P was sayin "Unnnh"
Buck pass the blunt
These G-Unit girls just wanna have, fun
Coke and rum
Got weed on the ton
I'm bangin with my hand up her dress like, unh
I'll make her cum, purple haze in my lungs
Whole gang in the front in case a nigga wanna, stunt

50 Cent:I put Lamborghini doors on that Es-ca-lade
Low pro so look like I'm riding on blades
In one year mang, a nigga's so paid
I have a straight bitch in the telly goin both ways (Ah!)
Touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me
I give it to ya just how you like it, girl
You know I'm rockin with the best tre pound on my hip
Teflon on my chest
They say I'm no good
Cuz I'm so hood
Rich folks do not want me around
Cuz shit might pop off, and if shit pop off
Somebody gon' get laid the fuck out
They call me new money, say I have no class
I'm from the bottom, I came up too fast
The hell if I care, I'm just here to get my cash
Bougie ass bitches, you can kiss my ass

This is how we do
We make a move and act a fool while we up in the club
This is how we do
Nobody do it like we do it so show us some love
This is how we do
We make a move and act a fool while we up in the club
This is how we do
Nobody do it like we do it so show us some love

Game:I put gold Daytonas on that Cherry Six-Four
White walls so clean it's like I'm riding on bulbs
Hit one switch mang, that ass so low
Cali got niggaz in New York riding on hundred spokes
Touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me
I give it to ya just how you like it, girl
You know I'm rockin with the best fo' pound on my hip
Gold chain on my chest (Ah!)

The beat changes to ?Walk With Me?, someone else walks out on stage

Young Buck:G-Unit!!!
Stat Quo:GMM Nigga
Young Buck:Shady/Aftermath In This Bitch...Ooh, Young Buck, Stat Quo
Stat Quo:Ya Understand Me Nigga?
Young Buck:Aye Nigga, They Say We The New Kings Of The South
Stat Quo:They Say That
Young Buck:ATL To Cashville...DAMN!

Young Buck:I've Been Patiently Waitin' To Blow
But Still On The Block With The K And The Coke
See The Mexican's Love Me, They Tell Me Keep On Doin It Homes
They Never Seen A Nigga Go Get It And Bring It Back Home
I Don't Want Out Of Them Zones, I Want The Whole Thing, G-Unit!!!
We Done Started Our Own Game, We Ain't Playin' No Games
Duck Tape 'Em And Take 'Em To The Hood
Don't Get No Blood On My Leather And Wood
Make It Look Good For The Block
I Be Puttin In My Work, Handlin' My Business
I Been On My Knees, Askin' My Homeboys Who Did This?
So Fuck That!, That's Why I Bust Back
Spit My Bars, Get Off Tour, Then Go And Cook Crack
Look At Me Now Bitch, You Don't Know How Rich
Lloyd Banks, Yayo, 50 Cent, Game Nigga, Or I'll Get
Solute A Soldier When You See Me
And I Ain't One Of Those Niggas Out Here Stuntin' For T.V.
I Gotta Keep It Gangsta

Now I Can Show You How To Put In Work, And Move Them Birds
I Do That Dirt, Now All My Real Niggas, Walk With Me (Yeah)
Just Walk With Me (Yeah), Walk With Me (Yeah), C'mon Walk With Me (Yeah)
Now I Can Show You How To Put In Work, And Move Them Birds
I Do That Dirt, Now All My Real Niggas, Walk With Me (Yeah)
Just Walk With Me (Yeah), Walk With Me (Yeah), C'mon Walk With Me (Yeah)

Stat Quo:Yeah, The Bigger The Cap, The Bigger The Peelin'
Wont Stop Till He Busts His Kneel In, My Cats Conceilin'
Bad Bitches I'm Drillin, He's Sittin On Millions
Fuck What You Feelin, Violate My Space, Bare Witness The Killin'
Stat'll Dog, For A Dollar Cuz He Known To Finish
My Account Resembles Spandex, How They Stretch
Faggots Play Like A Razor Step, When The Ak's And Teck's Show Up
They So Quick To Hoe Up, But Hold Up
When The Clamp Has Appeared They Show Up
Sayin That Snitch Song Shit, You Lil' Puss Ass Bitch
Beg Tanya Lita How She Get Ya Ass Whiped
Why Hustle At All, When You Hustle Backwards
Mo' Money I Get, Mo' Niggas Be Hatin'
I Light Fire To Ya Ass, They Be Callin' Ya Satan
GMM My Organization, My Obligation Is To Spit That Shit
'Cuz The Streets Is Waitin' , Yah

Young Buck:Now I Can Show You How To Put In Work, And Move Them Birds
I Do That Dirt, Now All My Real Niggas, Walk With Me (Yeah)
Just Walk With Me (Yeah), Walk With Me (Yeah), C'mon Walk With Me (Yeah)
Now I Can Show You How To Put In Work, And Move Them Birds
I Do That Dirt, Now All My Real Niggas, Walk With Me (Yeah)
Just Walk With Me (Yeah), Walk With Me (Yeah), C'mon Walk With Me (Yeah)

I'm Showin' No Love To These Cowards, I Don't Give A Fuck
Shady/Aftermath/G-Unit We'll Hit You Up
Country As I Wanna Be, But Gangsta As They Come
Loose Lips Sank Ships, Snitches Die Where I'm From
Get Ya Gun Off Safety, If Ya Plan On Livin'
Don't Make Me Cock It And Pop It, I'll Knock Your Head Off With It
Yeah I've Said I've Did It, 'Cuz I Did, And I'm Doin It
Done Came Too Far To Let You Bitch Niggas Ruin It

Stat Quo:Yeah, Every Word I Utter, Is Simply Octaine
I Keeps It Gunnin' And Ya Boy's The Boss May'ne
The Main Thing, Keep The Main Thing, The Main Thing
Stack Cheese, Grip Grain, Spit Hotter Than Hot Wing
Niggas Claimin' They Hard, We Know You Square
Try To Creep Gun's Like Ties, I Keep A Spare
Save Them Games For The Arcade, Ain't No Scare
And We Prepared For Problems, 'Cuz We Right Here (Yeah)

Young Buck:
Now I Can Show You How To Put In Work, And Move Them Birds
I Do That Dirt, Now All My Real Niggas, Walk With Me (Yeah)
Just Walk With Me (Yeah), Walk With Me (Yeah), C'mon Walk With Me (Yeah)
Now I Can Show You How To Put In Work, And Move Them Birds
I Do That Dirt, Now All My Real Niggas, Walk With Me (Yeah)
Just Walk With Me (Yeah), Walk With Me (Yeah), C'mon Walk With Me (Yeah)

A new beat erupts through the arean, and the crowds roar is defening as the next two performers step out.

Eminem:It's like a throne that he dont even own
He wont sit down, given the crown he just throws it around
It's like a joke he's like a king, but he dont rule a thing
He dont want the diamonds, want the gold or want the jewelry
He dont want the fame dont want the lute he's in this for a sport
Runnin suckaz with the competition round the court
He appreciates your support but he aint beggin for it
And you cant love it you can hate it but you cant ignore it
You cant be that ignorant but you can try to sell him short
But you cant fuck with his last joint or the one before it
And he was gonna raise hell like them country boys
And if I'm frontin then you better come confront me for it

Nate Dogg:This Is The Story Of A Warrior I Kno U Kno It
Tru Warrior Go Ahead Make Some Noise
It aint healthy To Be Makin Niggaz Paranoid
Hit Your Corner With More Weapons I Dont Need My Boyz
Im Doin About 120 On The Fast Lane
Kick Back Just Relax Let Me Do My Thang
Dont Give a Fuck About You Suckas Gotta Maintain
Money Power And Respect In This Rap Game

Lloyd Banks:He's straight outta the neighborhood but Niggaz hate
They see you go and eat your dinner off a bigger plate
Your stomachs ache while he's loungin at the big estate
And he hops in a 100 thousands with a Nigga's gate
House with just a bigger gate , houndin him's a big mistake
He wont surrender he'd rather give up a rib to break
Cuz he remember when they wouldnt lend a helpin hand
So he was sittin on green like a Celtic fan
Created a buzz so when you gotta mention his name
When you discuss him the illest playa that's in the game
And he's ridin with Em, 50 cent, Doc and them
G Unit records aint no motherfuckin stoppin them

Nate Dogg:This Is The Story Of A Warrior I Kno U Kno It
Tru Warrior Go Ahead Make Some Noise
It aint healthy To Be Makin Niggaz Paranoid
Hit Your Corner With More Weapons I Dont Need My Boyz
Im Doin About 120 On The Fast Lane
Kick Back Just Relax Let Me Do My Thang
Dont Give a Fuck About You Suckas Gotta Maintain
Money Power And Respect In This Rap Game

50 Cent:He's no magician man they can't made somethin outta nothin
So those niggaz from his hood act like we owe em somethin
They talk crazy til we send this nigga in there to fuck em
Ask 'em if theres a problem and they'll say naw its nothin
He's been tryin to help em out, but since they fronted, fuck em
He dont care how they feel theyre makin em love em
He hold it down on his own the kid is really thuggin
He's rich now, he aint change since these Niggaz think he buggin'
He bullet proof everything Niggaz try to buck him
Keep ya pistols on ya hip I show you we aint tuck em
Niggaz say they gon' get at him but they cant touch him
Try to catch em slippin, they creepin and he start bustin

Nate Dogg:This Is The Story Of A Warrior I Kno U Kno It
Tru Warrior Go Ahead Make Some Noise
It AInt Nothin' To Be Makin' Niggaz Paranoid
Hit Your Corner With More Weapons I Don't Need My Boyz
Im Doin' About 120 On The Fast Lane
Kick Back Just Relax Let Me Do My Thang
Dont Give a Fuck About You Suckas Gotta Maintain
Money Power And Respect In This Rap Game

I can give you niggaz somethin' you can talk about
I can turn this smile upside down
You ain't no G-Unit fuckin' clown
I can take your girl until I turn her out
The bootey layed all out
I can give you fuckin' somethin' to be mad about
Invite her in send her back out
With my DNA all in her mouth

As ?Warrior, Pt 2? concludes, another song begins right up?

?(background "WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!")]
Yeah nigga! It's D12 up in this motherfucker!
You know how we get nigga we wild in the club
Motherfuckers, everybody get crunk in new york too nigga!
So wile the fuck out!?

D12:Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Bitch!!!

Bizzare:We fucked up,
Let us in the club.
One of y'all niggas gon' catch a slug, (Yeah)
I'm so drunk I could hurl for a month.
Any nigga pop shit, go to the trunk.
D12 start shit, nigga come get us,
7 Mile Runyan, wild niggas wit us,
Cause all my niggas is talkin' that shit.
Ain't got no problem, with smackin no bitch.
I'll have my wife, cut your throat.
Blunts, gans, that's all we smoke
Wild the fuck out, stab you with a knife,
It's D12 nigga, we ready to fuckin' fight.

Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Biiitch

Eminem:Who tryin' to be the first one to catch this blade in the throat!
You know the po-po don't let me hold them toasters no mo'
I just cut three people, you gon' be number four
If you don't back the fuck up, and get the fuck up off the flo'.
My crew is takin over as soon as we hit the do'
You hit the door then we comin' in and you goin' home.
Security that can't even stop us because they know,
Runyan Avenue soldiers hold it down wherever we go.
Suckin on our 40's and holdin up .44's.
We come with toasters like we just opened saving's and loans.
And we don't need your brew tonight homie we brought our own.
So grab whatever you sippin on and let's get it on!!!!

Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)


Kuniva:
We deep as a motherfuck, we 'bout to get it crunk
You just another punk in the club about to get jumped
I settle my vendettas with AK's, Berettas
We dont supposed to be in here with our weapons but still they let us.
Switchblade, brass knuckles, nickel plated belt buckle.
Broken beer bottles, when we walk in you can smell trouble.
Elbows flying, bitches crying, niggas bleeding, you retreating.
Run into your car and skatin off, We G'ing
We make example out of you haters runnin' your mouth.
You the reason why your peoples is pourin they 40z out.
Dirty Dozen whiling, beat niggas bloodied.
And you gon' have to pour out a keg for all your homies.

Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)

Biiitch

Proof:I was raised by drunks, so I became a drunk.
80 Proof for this rocker, that's the name I want.
I'm in the club to beef, you gotta murder me there
Only talk to a bitch with burgundy hair.
Or the aisle in the back, bump a seven deuce.
See that top on that 40, you know it's comin' loose.
See me on the Av. daily, we runnin' this shit.
If your chick get loud, I g-money that bitch.
Packin mags and clips, I'll smash your clique.
Because of Proof they put the "G" in the alphabet.
Smoking weed, drinking henny, remy, in that jimmy
Don't worry if we run out the corner store got plenty.

Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)

A switch up from ?40 oz? to ?Shit Hits the fan?

Eminem:What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
Will you be as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?
I said What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
And show us you're as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

Dr. Dre:Niggaz is so gangsta, Niggaz is thugs
Niggaz'll spend their whole life peddlin drugs
Slanging dope in hopes of one day bein able
To own their own label and give the game up
Some niggaz came up, some just didn't
That's just the way it is, if it ain't meant it, it just isn't
Some niggaz'll get money and pay niggaz to back em
So they can act up, feel comfortable, and rap tough
And that's as backwards, cuz them niggaz just gone keep coming back
And that's when extortion happens
You struggle to get free, I know how this shit be
You deal with anything to live legitimately
But you gone find if you do get in this industry
It's best to be business with me than against me
Niggaz get behind mics and ain't even MC's
Niggaz get on MTV just to diss me
This shit don't even piss me off
I'm laughin all the way to the bank
Watchin the satellite from a Bentley
You niggaz don't even got a car
You're so far under my radar
I don't even know who the fuck you are
To tell you to suck my dick while I'm pissin
I don't even listen to your shit to know who the fuck I'm dissin
The media just feeds into these feuds
Tryin to add fuel to the fire. This little nigga, Ja Rule
Talking bout he's gonna slap me. Nigga please
You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees
I laugh at these magazines when they interview em
All they doin is making fake threats to us through em
And pussy you're not Pac, I knew em
Pac was a real nigga, you just a fuckin insult to em
It's too bad we had to fallout before he passes
If he could see this shit now, he'd be whoopin your ass
You're talkin to a pioneer who engineered this shit for 19 years
Who you got in your ear? I don't even gotta say it, the fans know
Quit tryin to be tough, nigga, you look like a asshole

Eminem:What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
Will you be as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?
I said What you gonna do when shit hits the fan?
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man?
And show us you're as hard as you say you are?
Or you gonna run and go get your bodyguard?

Obie Trice:They say why don't we increase the peace
The only peace increased is that which deletes your peeps
Cuz niggaz run mouths but they don't run streets
Till that 4 5 will cease the speech
Yeah it's a shame how the beef'll creep
Could've reached the peep, now you're left with a horrible leak
I'm tryin to be as bleak with my speech as possible
Just in case a nigga tryin to throw me an obstacle
Nigga, I'm not boxin you, I'm hospitable
I put you in a hospital, that's how I get at you
Let the doc op on you, he don't rid you?
You back on the streets? I send another hit at you
This is not a hypocritical issue
I will critical condition your tissue
Give a fuck if all ten of them wit you
I throw an extra ten of them missiles
Turn gangstas into gentlemen vicko
And ever since Eminem dissed you
I swear I see the women and bitch in you
All this bickering back and forth over who signs who
Curtis, pull your skirt up, nigga, you got murdered
Now take it like a man and shake it off. Damn
And quit tellin all these magazines your plans
How you gone slap up my mans, you're ficticious
Nigga, we send Stan to come murder your bitches

One more time, we switch things up?and one more person joins the party

Snoop Dogg:La-da-da-da-dahh
It's the motherfuckin D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!)
La-da-da-da-dahh
You know I'm mobbin with the D.R.E.
(YEAH YEAH YEAH
You know who's back up in this MOTHERFUCKER!)
What what what what?
(So blaze the weed up then!)
Blaze it up, blaze it up!
(Just blaze that shit up nigga, yeah, 'sup Snoop??)

Top Dogg, bite me all, nigga burn the shit up
D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up
C-P-T, L-B-C, yeah we hookin back up
And when they bang this in the club baby you got to get up
Thug niggaz drug dealers yeah they givin it up
Lowlife, yo' life, boy we livin it up
Takin chances while we dancin in the party fo' sho'
Slip my hoe a forty-fo' and she got in the back do'
Bitches lookin at me strange but you know I don't care
Step up in this motherfucker just a-swangin my hair
Bitch quit talkin, quick walk if you down with the set
Take a bullet with some dick and take this dope from this jet
Out of town, put it down for the Father of Rap
And if yo' ass get cracked, bitch shut yo' trap
Come back, get back, that's the part of success
If you believe in the X you'll be relievin your stress

La-da-da-da-dahh
Dre: It's the motherfuckin D.R.E. (Dr. Dre MOTHERFUCKER!)
Snoop: La-da-da-da-dahhh
Dre: You know I'm mobbin with the D-O-double-G

Straight off the fuckin streets of C-P-T
King of the beats you ride to em in your Fleet (Fleetwood)
or Coupe DeVille rollin on dubs
How you feelin whoopty=whoop nigga whut?
Dre and Snoop chronic'ed out in the 'llac
with Doc in the back, sippin on 'gnac (yeah)
Clip in the strap, dippin through hoods (what hoods?)
Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood!
South Central out to the Westside (wessyde)
It's California Love, this California bud got a nigga gang of pub
I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
with my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, somethin to poke on (whassup bitch?)
Loc it's on for the two-triple-oh
Comin real, it's the next episode...

Nate Dogg:Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyyyyyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY....
.... smoke weed everday!

?The Next Episode? finishes playing, and it appears its over. Then the sound of a gun cocking back is heard. Are we done? Let?s ask Eminem.

Eminem:Nah, we ain't done [echo]
I love bein hated, it great it
Let's me know that I made it
I wouldn't have it no other way
I wouldn't trade it for the world
Only let's me know that I'm loved
by so many other motherfuckers that ain't you
And as long, as you keep fuckin with us, we keep fuckin you up
And keep pullin the rug from up under you
And what's ever more fucked up, is we enjoy what were doin
so much there ain't nothin that we love more than +Pullin Your Skirts Up+
And exposin you hoes so much, people are startin to wonder
what's up with them fuckin one dough a man under-els
Do unto others of you will have done under you
So who the fuck you motherfuckers gonna run to
When someone runs up with a mask and puts a gun to you [gun cocks]
You will ask youself, how come your mans
didn't enter that last round that he had in Curtis Jackson's ass while he had the chance
You keep askin us to keep it on wax but we can't
This is past any irrationalization
We have captured national media attention
Conversation is senseless, you can sense the tension start buildin
soon as we enter the '106th & Park' building
Someone's gonna get killed and I swear to God
if someone so much as even touches one of my people
I'll put a million on his head
And you ain't got the funds to match or counteract it
But I'd rather rap than get into this gangsta shit
And it ain't because I'm a bitch
It's because I ain't a bitch, I don't endanger people that I'm with
I'm a general, I ain't Bush, I don't send my soldiers to war
I'm right there in the middle of the shit with 'em, so when I do get 'em
Orders to storm your headquarters, you'll be fuckin with a ..

Swifty McVay:Fuckin with a peacekeeper, see you the nigga that greet this lyrical meat cleaver
That I eat ya, niggaz wanna keep speakin, like it ain't even that deep
I got heat that'll sweep a niggaz street [explosion]
See I wouldn't fuck with me neither, only heaven can help ya
I'll be searchin for you longer than the "Legend of Zelda"
Without a failure, there's gonna be hell to tell the
captain that a bassett hound couldn't even smell ya
body, when I hide ya, I be on that mob shit
You another Hoffa, under the Renaissance bitch
You get bombed like Lebanon [explosion] with my own tactic
I snatch your head like one of Saddam's kids

Obie Trice:Motherfucker, I'll handle you
We can have it out on any Avenue
A ?Average Man? flipped into an animal
Shoot out your mandibles
Cannons and ammunition, reload with precision
Nigga know the mechanicals
Break the pistol down, you should see them handles
The street taught the child, no read up manuals
Push your crack vows, young Nino Brown
Chasin green is the dream, when your young and brown
Bound to be a problem child, look what I'm involved in now
A 'Dozen Dirty' niggaz and they all get down
Dissolve any problem that enlarge with ours
When revolvers we said "all men get down" ([gunshot], c'mon)

Kuniva:While your punchin and tacklin punks
I'm handlin chumps, packin a pump
that's longer than the elephant trunk [gun cocks]
On the streets I'm a beast, I feast upon the weak
So speak beef, I'll shot you and scream "increase the peace"
A monster, pistol packin pushin niggaz off they Hondas
Starve ya, get it crackin, yankin bitches for they ganja
Sneaky as fuck, I don't think mama beat me enough
When she was sleepin stuff, I was stealin the keys to the truck
Shut the fuck up, before you end up dead in the dump truck
Or in the streets takin a nap, bleedin and Lugged up
+Who Want What+ like M. Bleek, with this heat if you ten deep
Then fuck it, it will be ten sleepin [gunshots]

Proof;Know much about my a land ski
Don't tustle with my hand speed
Clutch your burner, bust it and watch your man bleed
We ferocious, toast no holsters
Approach us, throw heat straight from the soldiers (c'mon, [gunshot])
We the soldiers, ya'll the youngsters (ha)
Youngsters lungs puncture, dead in a dumpster [gunshot]
Upstairs the Munsters, hand full of drama
You scared of the drama, bomber the monster [gun cocks, boof]
I'm back nigga (woof), I reappear
Shoot like [gunshot], homie steer clear
Blackness, carcass covered with cat fish
We murkers with no purpose other than practice

Bizarre:
There's three things I hate: liars, fakes and cheaters
Alcoholics, sluts and fuckin wife beaters
A gat that describes my life
I don't even know who song this is [Obie Trice]
Bitch, Bizarre don't give a fuck about no hip hop
At my release party in a pink tank top in Reeboks [laughing]
This Ja Rule beef I ain't gettin in
I'll meet an R & B singer to sing at my wedding
I turn your face into a fuckin meat patty
I'll fuck your mommy and go fishin with your granny
I'll ?Shit on You?, I'll pee on R. Kelly too
This is Bizarre, see you "Devil's Night 2"

?Outro? concludes, and the music stops, the crowd is on their feet applauding the musical performance from Aftermath records.

The shot cut backstage to Dave Rave's dressing room. The crowd cheers loudly. Rave sits on a low bench, finishing off untying his boots. Almost immediately after he finishes, there is a knock on the door. Rave turns to the door.

Rave-Come in.

The door opens to reveal Ultimate Chaos champion Aaron Mc and his girlfriend Katie Winshire. The crowd cheers again, though not as much.

Tito (whispering)-Wow...these two have history from late last year when Rave and Soulfly screwed Aaron out of the UC title.

Bill (whispering)-Shut up nerd, I wanna see these two fight it out.

Rave gets up off the bench and stands in front of Aaron, the two men looking at each other for a couple of seconds. Aaron takes the UC title belt from his shoulder and reaches his arm out, holding the belt near Rave.

Aaron-Yo. Thought you might like, wanna see the belt for the last time.

Rave looks at him suspiciously. Aaron stands still, holding the belt out. After a few seconds, Rave takes the belt. He looks at it for a while, remembering his groundbreaking first reign, and his history-making second. He smiles. He hands the belt back to Aaron.

Rave-Thanks Aaron.

Aaron smiles.

Aaron-No worries. Anyway, congratulations on your big win.

Rave-Thanks. Good luck in your match against Al...

Aaron nods and opens the door, letting Katie through first.

Aaron-See ya around.

Before Aaron can turn around, Rave crosses his arms in an X-type fashion across his chest, the Straightedge insignia.

Rave: No hard feelings? You know, about the whole "screwing you" out of the title?

Aaron grins, and flashes the Straightedge insignia as he speaks.

Aaron: Water under the bridge...

Aaron then follows Katie, leaving Dave alone in the room. He smiles and nods his head, as he begins taking off an elbow pad.

Tito: We?re ready for the cuffs and chairs match.

Bill: And do you mind explaining to the fans what that match is all about?

Tito: Well if you don?t already know, each man has a handcuff on each wrist. One handcuff is open, the other is attached to a steel chair. To win the match, you need to cuff your opponent outside the ring and return to the inside said ring.

Bill: Sounds simple enough.

Tito: It?s known to be extremely brutal due to the increased usage of the chair.

Bill: Brutality? I love it.

Tito: Folks, the first ever cuffs and chairs match was fought between Aaron Mc himself and one of Al?s best friends, Chief.

Bill: Yeah, for all you wrestling-history buffs out there, the parallels in this match are interesting.

Tito: You can bet that Al wants to avenge Chief?s loss. Although Chief did rise to bigger and better things after that match, the loss was a big one for him.

Bill: I?m sure Al has been watching tapes galore and has learned a thing or two from Chief?s loss.

Tito: As am I. Well, we?re getting ready to start. Here comes Aaron now.

Richard Head: Making his way to the ring? he is the reigning Ultimate Chaos champion?. Aaron Mc!

"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte begins to play on the arena's speaker system. As the song's intro finishes and the music kicks in, the crowd goes wild. The screen shows Aaron in action against TKOW! megastars past and present, including Jason Starr, Chief and Extreme Killer Phil, mixed in with the video for the song. As soon as the vocals hit, Aaron runs out onto the stage, with Katie following behind. They stand at the top of the ramp for a few seconds, looking around at the fans, with Aaron playing to them a little, before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring.

Tito: Aaron is looking confident as always. Will he be able to parlay that into a win?

Al comes out from the back when the words ?Out of my way? hits the speakers. He stop walking on the top of the ramp where he rubs his Custom title with his left hand and points to the right with his right hand also looking to the right into the crowd. While this happens there's fire that spits out behind him like a sprinkler would do from left to right then from right to left. He then makes his way down to the ring giving high five to the crowd. Once in the ring he turns in circles pointing to the crowd Macho Man style.

Tito: This is going to be a classic. I can feel it.

Senior official John Valery holds both the Custom and UC Titles for the crowd to see.

Tito: This is the last time we?ll be seeing any of these belts. This unification match is HUGE.

Bill: Enough talk, let?s get to the action!

Valery calls for the bell as the two men lock up in the centre of the ring much to Aaron?s dismay, chairs rattling each other as Al gains the advantage and locks Aaron in a side head lock. Aaron reverses into an armbar but the stronger Al sends Aaron into turnbuckle. The referee calls for Al to step back and he does so willingly. They men lock up once more. This tiem Aaron weaves around behind Al and locks in a full nelson. Al leans forward and to the right, judo flipping Aaron over his shoulder and reversing the full nelson perfectly and smoothly into an armbar. Both men are on the mat with Al firmly locked onto Aaron?s arm. Aaron gets to his feet and Al follows, still locked on the arm. Aaron tires a flurry of punches, but Al just locks in harder. Aaron then runs towards the turnbuckle, Al following, arm still locked.

Tito: Al will NOT let go of that arm!

Aaron drops to the mat, sliding and the forward momentum carries Al into the turnbuckle.

Bill: Heh, that?s ONE way to get him to let go.

Tito: Boy, Aaron is such a ring general, isn?t he? For someone so young he?s SO resourceful and knows his way around the squared circle.

Al quickly gets up and charges at Aaron who hits a snapmare takedown. Al gets up and is met with the same result. On the third attempted snapmare, Al lands on his feet and hip tosses Aaron. Aaron gets up and charges at Al who hits another judo-like hip toss. On the third attempt, Aaron blocks and hits a quick back fist, to Al?s face. Stunned, this gives Aaron time to Irish whip Al into the ropes. Al reverses and sends Aaron in instead. Al ducks as Aaron leaps over Al and into the ropes again. On his way back, Al takes a swing with the chair.

Poppi: Swing and a miss!

Aaron bounces off the ropes again and Al attempts a second swing.

Tito: Strike 2!

Aaron hits the ropes once more but this time holds on as Al swings into nothingness. Aaron then runs at Al and hits a dropkick, sending Al?s own chair into his face. Al staggers back and Aaron clotheslines him over the top rope.

Tito: These chairs play such an important role in the match. They can MAKE or BREAK the match, folks.

Aaron calls for a tope (jumping through the ropes). The crowd reacts accordingly as Aaron runs towards the ropes, cuffs and chair in tow. He leaps through the second and third ropes with his forearm extended. Al gets his wits about at the last second and swings his chair and the missile-like Aaron Mc.

Bill: And he connects!

Al nails a flying Aaron perfectly with the steel chair right in the face as the crowd cringes.

Tito: Boy, he nailed that one out of the park, that?s for sure.

Aaron is groggy and hurt, but not out of it. Al seizes the opportunity and Irish whips Aaron into the steel steps as the referee protests in vain. Al looks at his chair hanging from the cuff on his wrist and grins in delight. He takes a huge swing at the fallen Aaron Mc who manages to roll out of the way. Al makes full contact with the steel steps. Aaron, still on the ground hits a drop toe hold as Al falls face first into his own chair on the steel steps. Aaron quickly rolls to his feet and places Al?s hand with the cuff and chair behind is back. He places Al?s own chair on Al?s back and climbs to the ring apron.

Tito: What?s he doing?

Aaron jumps off and lands with both feet in a stomp-like fashion right on the chair on Al?s back.

Crowd: Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!

Bill: Ouch! I could hear the vertebrae breaking from here!

Al screams out in pain as Aaron poses for the fans momentarily. He then rolls back into the ring and signals for another high-flying move.

Bill: Didn?t he learn his lesson the first time?

Tito: Cruisers will be cruisers?

Aaron runs off the ropes and towards the outside. He jumps over the ropes and hits a picture perfect running Swanton to the outside as the flashbulbs go off. A groggy Al receives the brunt of the impact as Aaron quickly pops to his feet to a nice pop.

Tito: Aaron in full control here. He needs to hit these quick moves in order to beat the stronger and larger Hardcore Al.

Aaron rolls Al back into the ring and starts to grind the chair into Al?s neck. Al grimaces in pain as Aaron Mc remains mounted on Al, driving the chair into the back of his neck. He then lifts Al to his knees and runs off the ropes. Aaron attempts a boot to the face, but a wary Al manages to duck and pop back to his feet. He spins his body counter clockwise and the momentum makes the chair attached to his wrist act like a ball on a string. It swings around and meets a running Aaron Mc right in the face. Al collapses to his knees in pain and favours his back as Aaron instinctively rolls to the outside.

Tito: Smart move by Aaron. You don?t want to stay in the ring with a guy like Al.

Bill: Yeah, but is outside near steel steps any better?

Bills question is answered as an angry Hardcore Al rolls to the outside and takes advantage of a groggy Aaron Mc by lifting him up and driving his shoulder into the nearest ring post. Aaron cringes as Al repeats the process not once, not twice, but thrice. Aaron collapses to the ground, grabbing his shoulder in pain.

Tito: Al doing some serious damage to Aaron?s shoulder.

Bill: Yeah, it?s the same arm that?s attached to that chair. You think it?s a good strategy? You talk about Aaron being so smart, but look at Al! He?s neutralizing that chair!

Al lifts Aaron with ease and hits a shoulder break across his knee. He then stomps on Aaron?s shoulder and arm for good measure before climbing to the apron. He laps off and stomps on the very same shoulder as Aaron cries out in pain, rolling around the ground in agony.

Bill: Working the shoulder to the bone!

Still on the outside, Al locks in an full arm-bar using his legs as he pulls on Aaron?s shoulder. Aaron flails in distress as Al grins and puts more force on the already damaged shoulder. With one quick thrust, he yanks back. Aaron?s eyes widen as a sickening pop is heard. Al lets go of the hold as a shocked Aaron grabs his shoulder in extreme pain.

Tito: Oh my God! I think he may have dislocated his shoulder!

Bill: It?s gotta be over now. No one?s coming back after a dislocated shoulder.

Tito: Never say never! In the first ever chairs and cuffs match, Chief had Aaron working on ONE LEG and Aaron still managed to pull off the win. The parallels in this match continue to grow.

Al struts around the ring for a bit, talking down to some Aaron Mc supporters. He sees Katie shying away on one side of the ring and checks her out as he mutters the words, ?how you doing?? He walks over to Katie and grabs her by the wrist, looking into her eyes. She unleashes a huge slap which momentarily stuns Al. She then kicks him in the groin and rushes to the other side of the ring to check on her man, Aaron.

Tito: What a slap!

Bill: What a slut!

Tito: Slap!

Bill: Slut!

Tito: Gah!

Al regains his wits as he storms over to Aaron?s side of the ring. Aaron looks up at Katie in pain and mutters the words, ?leave? go to the back?. Katie shakes her head but Aaron beckons her to leave. She finally agrees just as Al makes his way over to Aaron. She watches in horror as Al puts the boot to Aaron?s shoulder and head, grinning as he does it. He then takes Aaron?s chair and places it under Aaron?s head. He then raises his own chair, much to Katie?s dismay.

Tito: A one-man con-chairto?!

Katie rushes over and dives in front of Aaron. Al stops mid-swing just in the nick of time.

Tito: Thank God!

Bill: I didn?t know Al was such a gentleman.

Al shrugs and drives the chair into Katie?s midsection. She keels over and he lifts her up easily in a piledriver position, dropping her on her head on the outside. The crowd gasps in horror.

Tito: What a monster!

Bill: Katie had no business in this match, Tito. You know that just as well as I do. It was a calculated risk and she got burned. Deal with it.

He rolls Katie?s motionless body to the side as he replaces Aaron?s chair below his head. He lifts his own chair and brings it down.

Tito: No!

At the last second, Aaron rolls to the left as Al misses by an inch. Aaron gets to one knee, sees Katie and loses his cool. He dives at Al, spearing him right into the steel steps. He unleashes a series of punches to Al?s face combined with driving chair shots to the forehead. When all is said and done, Al is left cut open and sitting against the steel steps. Aaron then feels the pain from his shoulder as the adrenaline rush wears off. He struggles over to where Katie is and checks on her, beckoning for her to open her eyes. He calls for an EMT unit as some crew members join in to take Katie to the back. As Aaron checks on Katie, Al is probing under the ring.

Tito: What?s he doing?

Al procures a lead pipe and creeps up behind Aaron. He puts the pipe between Aaron?s legs and thrusts upwards, giving Aaron a massive low blow. Aaron spins around, grabbing his crotch in pain as Al drops the pipe and hits a huge chair shot that sends Aaron over the barricade and into the fans.

Bill: Who?s in control now, eh?

Al arrogantly steps over the barricade and lifts up a weary Aaron Mc. However at this point Al is losing much blood as he begins to slow down his pace. He hits a scoop slam as the fans rush from their seats. Al then unfolds Aaron?s own chair and places it in sitting position. He places Aaron?s head on his unfolded chair and raises his own in the air.

Bill: Here it comes! No one to stop him now! Con-chairto time!

Al brings his chair down, sandwiching Aaron?s head between the two chairs.

Tito: Good God! You can kill a man that way!

Bill: This IS MegaBowl, Tito; where the big boys play!

Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Al throws Aaron?s motionless body over the solid barricade and procedes to drag him up the ramp by pulling him by his injured arm/shoulder. Al is having a hard time with the dead weight and the loss of blood casues him to trip a few times and even fall to the steel ramp. Regardless, Aaron remains motionless.

Bill: Boy, besides a quick flurry at the beginning, Al has been in firm control here. This one looks to be over in a hurry!

Al finally drags Aaron to one of the stages where the bands play. On the stage is a series of metal support beams. Al grabs Aaron?s wrist with the free cuff and drags it over to a free support beam. He revels in his glory as he locks Aaron?s wrist to the support. Aaron comes to and realizes his predicament as he struggles to free his wrist, but to no avail.

Bill: It?s over! It?s over!

Tito: No it isn?t, you idiot! Al still needs to return to the ring!

Al raises his arms in victory as he takes a step forward. Suddenly, Aaron Mc hits a drop toe hold on Al, causing Al to fall face first into his own chair. Al is dazed as Aaron reaches over to Al?s free cuff. He barely reaches it, but when he does, he quickly attaches it to the closest available object: his one free wrist.

Tito: What resourcefulness! What resourcefulness!

Bill: What the hell?!

The fans murmer in anticipation as senior official John Valery inspects the situation. You have Aaron Mc, injured shoulder and all attached to the band-stage with his cuffed wrist. Attached to his other arm, along with the chair is Al?s cuffed wrist. Both men are immobilized.

Tito: What the hell happens now?

Bill: I?m not even sure?

Tito flips through a rule book, but come out empty. From the back, a few officials in suits enter the fray and start discussing things with senior official John Valery. John nods in agreement and whispers to Richard Head, TKOW ring-announcer.

Head: Ladies and gentleman, this match has been declared a draw!

The fans boo as Al throws a fit, still attached to Aaron. Aaron is too groggy to protest as the fans boo louder.

Tito: A draw? A draw?!

Bill: That?s wrestling equivalent to blue balls! This can?t be right! Somebody stop this!

From the back, TKOW president David Rave emerges, now in his street clothes. He inspects the situation, looking down at a bloody Al and a beaten Aaron. He confers for a moment with the officials and referee John Valery. Valery whispers something new to Richard Head who speaks into the mic once more.

Head: Ladies and gentlemen? The decision has been reversed and the match has been ordered to continue!

Rave pulls out a set of keys and hands them to John Valery who unlocks both men?s cuffs. He orders Al to head back to the ring and the Custom Champ does so slowly. Aaron is next and staggers back to the ring, John Valery in between both men. The fans pop huge as both men roll back into the ring. Al is still bleeding heavily but Aaron seems to have a little more color in his cheek.

Tito: Great call! Great call!

Bill: Even I can agree with that!

The bells rings once more as Al quickly staggers towards Aaron. Aaron shifts to the left and Irish whips Al into the turnbuckle. He follows up with a huge splash, as Al crumbles to the mat, being supported only by the turnbuckle. Aaron heads to the other side of the ring, invested with new life. He charges at Al, chair in hand and drives the chair into Al?s face as he drives his knee into it too.

Tito: Aaron driving that chair full force into Al?s face! It?s a crimson mask, I tell ya!

Aaron repeats the process another time before heading to the top rope one the same side as Al?s turnbuckle, but at the other end of the ring.

Tito: What?s he doing? What is going on?

Aaron leaps off the top rope (RVD-style) and across the ring, chair in hand. He curls into a ball, placing the chair right in front of his feet. He barely makes it to the other end of the ring, but the result is brutal. He extends his feet and drives the chair right into Al?s face as it snaps back, blood spurting from the Custom Champ?s mouth. The fans are on their feet, going absolutely wild.

Fans: Holy shit! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Tito: What a move! What a move!

Bill: Sweet Jesus?

Aaron collapses to the matt as he grabs his shoulder in pain. Aaron finally gets back to his feet only to see a bloodied Hardcore Al slumped in the corner. Slowly, a grin creeps across Al?s crimson red face. This seems to startle Aaron slightly.

Tito: Is Al smiling?!

Bill: I think he is!

Aaron saunters over to Al and grabs him by the hair he lifts him to his feet but Al counters with a quick eye gouge. He leaps up and hits a desperation explosive clothesline, knocking Aaron on his back. Amazingly, Al manages to roll out of the ring and drag Aaron (still in the ring) towards the ring post. He grabs Aaron?s legs and pulls him towards the ring post, crotch first.

Tito: The dirty bastard!

Bill: All?s fair in love and war?. And TKOW.

Al repeats the manoeuvre once more for good measure before locking in a figure four leg lock around the ring post. Aaron screams in pain as the move is applied. After a short while, Al becomes fatigued, mainly due to blood loss and relinquishes the hold. Aaron rolls more towards the centre of the ring and grabs his knee in pain. He crawls over to the turnbuckle where he lifts himself up, trying desperately to regain his composure and momentum. Al rolls back into the ring and after a brief moment of recovery, he charges at Aaron who is supporting himself on the turnbuckle. Al leaps in the air with a huge splash but Aaron anticipates and moves forward, hitting a dop-sault on a mid-air Hardcore Al. Al?s progress is impeded and Aaron?s feet land solidly on Al?s chest, taking the wind out of the Custom Champion.

Tito: What a counter!

Al staggers to his feet but Aaron charges and nails a bulldog, flooring Al once more. On a surge of adrenaline, Aaron manages to run into the ropes and leap off with a lionsault. He then takes Al?s chair and places it under his head. Aaron then heads for the top rope, his own chair still in tow.

Tito: Aaron going for it all here!

Aaron leaps off the top rope with a huge leg drop, placing his attached chair underneath his leg. He crashes down on Al?s head, sandwiching it between his own and Al?s chairs.

Tito: Good God! Good God! I reckon that can be deadly! Payback?s a bitch! Payback?s a bitch!

Still favouring his shoulder Aaron wastes no time and rolls Al to the outside and towards one of the guardrails along the entrance ramp. Al is completely out of it, breathing heavily. Aaron grabs Al?s own chair and puts Al?s head in between the seat and back (like when they use it to choke a guy out). He then leaps over the guardrail and into the fans. The fans go wild as the surround the Ultimate Chaos Champion.

Tito: What?s Aaron have in mind here?

Aaron leaps onto and over the guardrail and stomps down hard on the folded chair around Al?s neck, causing it to contract and choke Al. Al flails his arms on impact as he manages to pull the chair off of himself.

Tito: This is a side of Aaron I?ve never seen before.

Bill: Yeah, I gotta give the guy credit. He?s really made a huge comeback here.

Aaron then grabs Al?s wrist with the free cuff and drags it over towards the guardrail.

Tito: Looks like Aaron wants to end it here!

Al, sensing defeat struggles and fights back. In desperation he manages to plant a boot to Aaron?s face, momentarily stunning the young Briton. Al rolls away from the guardrail and onto the TKOW main stage. He looks around in desperation and sees the giant MegaBowl logo by which the wrestlers emerge from. On the side of the giant steel logo is a small catwalk. By this time Aaron has staggered back towards Al and lifts him up, attempting a DDT onto the steel ramp. Al fights back and instead lifts Aaron into a Tiger Suplex position and nails the move, albeit slightly sloppily.

Tito: Tiger Suplex! What a move!

Al and Aaron remain motionless for a while as senior official John Valery checks on both of them.

Tito: What a match-up we?ve had tonight, folks! Back and forth! Aaron making a huge comeback after being totally out of it and now he looks to be in trouble again!

Al gets to his feet first, followed by Aaron. Al waits for Aaron to get to his feet, wobbly at best. Al then unleashes the Super Kick. The crafty Aaron ducks out in time and hits a leg sweep which downs Al.

Tito: Aaron has Al well scouted, here.

Al gets to his knees and on one last surge of adrenaline, Aaron charges and attempts the Vanity Sells. But Al too has done his homework and easily ducks the move. Aaron spins around and Al pops back to his feet hitting a quick Super Kick.

Tito: The Super Kick! The Super Kick! He nailed it! He hit it!

Bill: Down goes Aaron! Come on, Al! Attach the cuff! It?s over! It?s over!

Al staggers to his feet, chair in tow and looks up at the scaffold next to the giant MB logo. He looks back down at Aaron, then at the chair attached to his wrist. Blood is still pouring down from his face but he manages to grin despite it all. He then begins to drag Aaron slightly off to the side of the stage and under the scaffold.

Tito: What the hell does he have in mind?!

Bill: I can only guess?

Al then begins to climb the scaffold which is about 12 feet off the ground.

Tito: That?s gotta be over 10 feet off the ground!

Al finally reaches the top. He raises his arm then grabs the chair and holds it in position. He leaps off the scaffold with a front flip as the flash bulbs go off across the arena.

Tito: Oh my God!

In mid-air Al places the chair under his leg as he crashes down with a front-flip leg drop with the chair right across Aaron?s neck/face/chest.

Tito: GOD! GOOD GOD!

The fans pop huge as a ?holy shit? chant erupts throughout the arena.

Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Bill: I cannot believe what I just saw!

Tito: In your life? have you EVER seen anything like that?!

Both men are motionless as the fans continue to go ape-shit.

Tito: What an incredible MegaBowl moment, folks! But did Al take himself out?!

A few minutes pass and finally Al begins to stir. Aaron is still motionless. Al slowly begins to drag Aaron?s wrist to the base of the scaffold.

Bill: He?s inches away!

Finally, Al attaches Aaron?s cuff to the bottom of the scaffold.

Bill: Get to the ring! Get to the ring!

Al then begins to drag his body down the ramp and back towards the direction of the ring. He leaves a trail of blood on the steel ramp, but finally makes it to the apron. He grabs the apron and hoists himself up. One leg is into the ring.

Bill: Roll in! Roll in!

Al rolls into the ring as senior official John Valery calls for the bell.

Tito: It?s over! Good God, it?s over!

Bill: Yes! Yes! Yes! What a match!

?Out of my Way? by Seether hits as Richard Head grabs the mic.

Head: Your winner? and the FIRST CUSTOM CHAOS CHAMPION! HAAAARDCORE AL!

As the official straps the belt around Al's waist his former tag team partner Eric Mitchell rolls into the ring and grabs Al's hand hoisting it in victory. The two share a hug as the fans stand in excitement and respect. Al can barely walk as Eric draps his friends arm over his shoulder and the two make their way to the backstage area.

The KhaosTron shows the Section 8 locker room. Kid Styles has a smile ten miles wide and the SCW Cup title around his waist as he stands next to fellow new champions the Birds of Prey. Phoenix locks the manrikigusari around his left arm, slides his lighter into the gauntlet on his right arm, and dons his suede trenchcoat. T.H. Power hands him his lighter fluid, which he slides into one pocket, and his black steel bat, which he slips inside his coat.

T.H. Power: It's business time man. You got a lot of pressure on you right now.

Phoenix: Pressure's good. Keeps you humble.

Matt: Show Jace what faith is really all about.

Dominique (that's Dominique Swain, from such older movies like Lolita and Face/Off) steps out and she and Phoenix embrace, and share a kiss.

Dominique: Be careful.

Phoenix: Remember, no one gets involved unless Tobias or Dave get involved. I want Jace all to myself.

A murmur runs through the room but they all nod, and Phoenix walks out the door.

[TKOW Board]

The lights dim as the opening chords to Marilyn Manson's "Personal Jesus" hits. The 'Tron shows what look to be snakes eyes superimposed over the Los Angeles cityscape. The image of the eerie eyes is quickly cut away and replaced with extremely quick shots of Jace ruining somebody's shit with a brutal kick to the face or body, all done to the tune of the opening chords. When the song picks up a fully formed snake appears above the cityscape forms and lunges, the image shatters and it cuts to a series of scenes of Jace in action, intercut with sinister looking red profile shots of him laughing maniacally.

By now, the arena is bathed in a strange purplish glow with his symbol (Two snakes locked in combat in the symbol for "infinity") formed in neon lights and leading to the ring. Jace walks to the ring, ignoring the fans. He seems extremely focused and gets in the ring without any frills or wasted movement. He removes his gi top and throws it over the top rope and awaits his opponent.

Bill:Dayum, Leona is looking FINE tonight.

Tito:You say that about EVERY woman

Bill:What can I say, TKOW! has the hottest women in the world.

Tito: Jace Mingla is in the ring, eyeing that black steel briefcase...

The arena lights drop to pitch black. A flash shot of Phoenix delivering Through Hellfire and Brimstone to Jace Mingla off an ambulance appears on the MegaTron.

A low guitar riff begins...

A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix's bloody entrance at the final match of the Memorial Cup plays on the KhaosTron.

[Scott Stapp]
"Walking around I hear the sounds
of the earth seeking relief."

"I'm trying to find a reason to live
But the mindless clutter my path."

Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of Phoenix crushing Cobryn with a steel chair.

[Scott Stapp]
"Oh these thorns in my side
oh these thorns in my side."

"I know I have something free
I have something so alive."

"I think they shoot cause they want it.
I think they shoot cause they want it."

"I THINK THEY SHOOT CAUSE THEY WANT IIIIIIIIIIIIIAH"

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Bullets' by Creed kicks into full effect. Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing his sleeveless black trench and his Rosary. He jumps to his feet and the turnbuckles explode again.

[Scott Stapp]
"I feel forces all around me
come on raise your heeeeeaaaad.
Those who hide behind the shadows
live with all that's deeeeeaaaad."

"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
(LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH)
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head...
Through my head...
Through my head..."

Fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Mars, Rick Dushae, Dave Rave, Extreme Killer Phil, Soulfly and Jace Mingla.

[Scott Stapp]
"In my lifetime when I'm disgraced
jealousy and lies.
I laugh aloud 'cause my life
has gotten inside someone else's mind."

"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
(LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH)
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head
Through my head
Through my heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad
(my heeeeeeeeaaaaaad)"

The crowd roars and he begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, arms outstreched, playing up the crowd with a load of energy.

Tito: Phoenix is in full gear, black sleeveless leather bodysuit with his symbol on his chest, that remade Kane mask, gauntlet on the right forearm, fingercut gloves. He looks to be carrying that ninja chain wrapped around his left forearm as well.

Playboy: He's wearing a Stone Cold Steve Austin "Unleash Hell" t-shirt there too.

Tito: This entrance is a stark contrast to the Section 8 performance that opened the show, but this match isn't for the faint of heart, he's pumping himself up, and everyone else is along for the ride.

Playboy: Can he make MegaBowl IV a clean sweep for Section 8? Kid Styles took the SCW Cup, the Birds of Prey took the TKOW Tag Team titles, it's down to this.

[Scott Stapp]
"Hey...
All I want is what's real,
something to touch and to feel.
I'll hold it close and never let it go..."

A clip shot plays of Phoenix with Kijo, Jessica, and Dominique.

[Scott Stapp]
"Say why...
Why do we live this life
with all this hate inside?
I'll give it away 'cause I don't want it no more."

Shots show Phoenix arriving from his Shaolin training.

[Scott Stapp]
"Please...
help me find a place,
somewhere far away.
Yes I'll go and you'll never see me again."

He slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and thrusting his arms back out to the sides, then he points straight up with a middle finger salute as the corner behind him explodes in fire.

[Scott Stapp]
"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head
Through my head
(Through my heeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad)"

*Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the coat, dropping it in the last corner, and hangs the Rosary over the ringpost, then motions for a mic from ringside.*

[Scott Stapp]
"LOOK AT MEEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEAH!
At least look at me when you shoot a bullet through my head
Through my head
Through my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaad"

"LOOK AT MEEEAH! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH..."

Phoenix waits for the crowd to calm slightly after the music ends.

Phoenix: If you wanna see me toss Jace Mingla off a ladder tonight...

Playboy: Yikes!

Phoenix pops his collar...

Phoenix: GIMME A HELL YEAH!!

Crowd: HELL YEAH!!

Phoenix tosses the mic and flips the double bird high to set the crowd off, then aims them at Jace. He pulls off the shirt and throws it into the crowd, then kneels in his corner to pray

Tito:why is Mingla laughing at pointing at Phoenix?

Mingla holds his hands together as if he was praying and mocks Phoenix before shouting ?Your God Can?t save You now?. Phoenix turns to face Mingla, and the two beasts lock eyes. The ref calls for the bell.

Tito:And we?re underway.

The two step towards the center of the ring, until they are literally nose to nose, both men verbally trashing the other.

Bill:I wish I could hear what they?re saying

Tito:I ensure you we can?t air that

Vega:This is PPV?

Tito:I know, we STILL couldn?t air it.

Mingla slaps Phoenix across the jaw, and steps back laughing. Phoenix rubs his jaw with his right hand, shaking his head no, before decking Mingla with a right hand. Then a left hand, another right, a left.

Tito:he has Mingla reeling.

Mingla falls back into the ropes, Phoenix grabs his arm and whips him across the Ring, and catches him with a powerslam on the way back. He quickly follows it up with some right hands to the side of the head. He quickly stands up, but falls back down with an elbow to the chest. He repeats, connecting with a second elbow. Again, he stands up and falls, but this time Mingla rolls out of the way.

Tito:He went to the well one too many times on that exchange

Both men get to their feet at the same time. Phoenix runs at Mingla. Mingla?s right foot quickly leaves the ground and connects with Phoenix?s stomach, causing Phoenix to flip over and land on his back. He stomps hard on the left shoulder of Phoenix, instantly causing Phoenix to sit up in pain, clutching his shoulder.

Bill:I believe Mingla is going to be targeting that injured shoulder.

Mingla quickly connects with a lethal kick, that connects square in the shoulder. Mingla doesn?t stop the assault, as he lays into the shoulder with several swift kicks, before dropping an elbow right onto the shoulder, Phoenix falls over in pain. Mingla gets to his feet, and grabs his left shoulder, and makes a crying face, mocking Phoenix. The fans let him have it.

Mingla laughs off the fans, and walks up behind Phoenix who is nearly to his feet. Mingla grabs him in a read waist lock, Phoenix quickly elbows Mingla, who backs off. Phoenix turns and quickly captures Mingla and executes a belly to belly suplex. He pulls Mingla up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Phoenix runs in for a splash, But Mingla moves out of the way and Phoenix lands hard on the turnbuckle. He bounces off and falls hard to the mat. Mingla stomps on the shoulder, and grabs Phoenix?s left arm, and forcibly yanks Phoenix to his feet, causing additional stress to the shoulder, just before he tosses Phoenix shoulder first into the turnbuckle.

Tito:The Iceheart is showing his aggression early.

Phoenix lays on the second rope, his left arm dangling over the rope. Mingla steps on the shoulder and uses it to hoist him into the air, using his entire body weight to put pressure on the shoulder. Mingla takes his right foot over the rope, still pressing down on the shoulder, which he uses to hoist himself over the tope rope to the apron. He lifts up Phoenixs shoulder and jumps off the apron, hanging the shoulder on the ropes. Phoenix rolls away from the turnbuckle and towards the center of the ring.

Bill:Things aren?t looking good for your masked hero

Mingla slides into the ring as Phoenix staggers to his feet, where he?s met with a flury of Mingla?s lethal kicks. One to the midsection, the thigh, the chest, thigh again, Midsection again, chest again, and one to the side of the head that drops Phoenix to his hands and knees. Mingla quickly drops him entirely to the mat when he kicks the wounded shoulder.

Mingla pulls Phoenix up, but the masked one throws several right hands at Mingla, before a kick and an Evenflow. The DDT seems to incapacitate Mingla, who seemingly lies motionless on the mat. Phoenix slowly get to his feet, before he starts stomping away at Mingla. Phoenix pulls Mingla up and slams him hard into the turnbuckle with a choketoss, and follows it up with a sickening uppercut. Phoenix climbs up to the second rope and starts laying into Mingla with right hands as the crowd chants along

Crowd: Three..Four..Five..Six..seven..eight..nine..ten

Phoenix doesn?t stop at the traditional ten.

Crowd:eleven?.twelve?thirteen?fourteen?fifteen?sixteen?s eventeen?eighteen?nineteen ..twenty

After 20 right hands, Phoenix hops off. Chops Mingla across the chest, then sets up him on the top turnbuckle. He steps up and sets him up for a superplex, but Mingla fights back with right hands to the stomach, before finally pushing Phoenix away and too the mat below. Mingla positions himself in the rope and leaps off with a top rope bodysplash.

Tito:he got away! Phoenix rolled away!

Phoenix is the first to his feet, and takes the fight to Mingla with a series of left and right hands, before whipping him into the ropes. Phoenix leans over for a backbody drop. Mingla lands a jawbreaking kick to Phoenix, that causes him to turn around clutching his jaw, and drop to his knees. Mingla delivers a kick to the left shoulder, before pulling Phoenix up and scooping him onto his shoulder, turns around, slowly letting Phoenix drop a little, before ramming him hard into the turnbuckle and leaves him in the Tree of Woe position.

Tito:Things aren?t looking good for Phoenix.

Mingla steps back and lays into Phoenix with his trademark kicks, primarily targeting the injured shoulder, but several connect with the back of Phoenix?s head and the middle of the back. Mingla even switches feet occasionally, but is unrelenting with his lethal kicks, connecting with nearly 20 kicks, each one with tenacious force, nearly shattering the bone.

Satisfied with his damage Mingla stops the kicks, but continues with his offense, as he wrenches the left arm, then kicks it. Phoenix finally falls out of the turnbuckle, and tries to get to his feet. Mingla clubs him in the back of the head. Once. Twice. Three times. Phoenix falls to the mat. Mingla lifts up the arm and wrenches it. Then, he steps on it, forcing down with his body weight, before slamming the arm down to the mat.

Mingla then applies a crippler crossface. Phoenix screams out in pain, clawing and scratching away at the ring, trying to escape, which just encourages Mingla. Phoenix gets a foot on the ropes, breaking up the hold. But Mingla kicks at the shoulder, before he pulls Phoenix up to his feet. He arm wrenches the former Ultimate Chaos champion and starts to climb the turnbuckle.

Tito:Could he be going for the Undertakers old school?

When he reaches the top turnbuckle, Arm still wrenched, he leaps down over Phoenix, then arm drags Phoenix over him to the mat, drops a leg across the shoulder, and locks in a modified armbar.

Bill:At the rate he?s going he?s going to force Phoenix to retire after the match.

Vega:We can only hope

Mingla releases the hold, then looks down at the injured Phoenix, and starts laughing, before he kicks at his shoulder. Phoenix rolls over to his stomach. Mingla pulls him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Mingla races in, he catches a back elbow from Phoenix, that causes him to back off. Phoenix roars out of the turnbuckle with a clothesline. Phoenix lays the boots to Mingla, before pulling him to his feet and whipping him to the turnbuckle and following him in with a turnbuckle clothesline. Mingla stumbles out and Phoenix lifts him in a military press. Phoenix eyes the ladder, set up at the foot of the entrance ramp. Phoenix tosses Mingla over the rope to the outside. Mingla smashes into the ladder and falls to the ground in a heap with the ladder.

Phoenix exits the ring and makes his way over to the pile. He reaches down and pulls Mingla up, and scoop slams him back onto the ladder. Mingla yells in pain and grabs at his lower back, before rolling off the ladder and a bit up the ramp. Phoenix unwraps the manrikigusari off his left arm.

Bill:What the hell is that!

Tito:a manrikigusari, it?s a weapon commonly associated with ninjas

Bill:It looks like a fucking chain to me

Mingla is on his hands and knees. Phoenix strikes him across the back with the manrikigusari before stepping over him, and using it to choke Mingla, pulling the icehearts head back into Phoenix?s knee, making breathing impossible. Mingla grabs at his throat, trying to pull it off his throat so that he can breathe. Phoenix finally steps up and drags Mingla with his weapon, before choke tossing him into the air and onto the ladder.

Phoenix pulls it up, its still wrapped around Jaces neck like a dog collar, he starts punishing Mingla with right hands to the side of the head. Phoenix then heads to the ring, dragging Mingla behind him, who grabs at the manrikigusari around his throat. Phoenix rolls Mingla into the ring, and turns back to the ladder. Mingla finally has a chance to breathe, and starts wrapping the chain around his hand.

Tito:Phoenix has the ladder

Mingla plays opossum, he has his chain wrapped hand hidden underneath him as his pretends to struggle for air with his other hand near his throat. Phoenix slides the ladder into the ring, and slides in behind it. He leaves it laying across the ring, and turns to Mingla, pulling him up.

Tito:Phoenix going for a powerbomb!

Phoenix lifts Mingla into the air. Mingla punches Phoenix twice in the back of the head, where the mask can?t protect him, and when Phoenix relinquishes the move, Mingla catches Phoenix with a DDT to the ladder. Mingla steps over Phoenix and jerks his head back against his knee, Jace starts wielding away with chain covered right hands. Mingla quickly realizes the mask protects Phoenix from the full force, so he catches him in the exposed jaw, and then several shots to the back of the head, another jaw shot, a few more to the back of the head, another to the jaw, then Mingla thrusts Phoenix into the ladder. Mingla, still standing over Phoenix, stands over him and starts punching away at the back of his head with the chain wrapped hand.

Tito:Mingla?s found a weak spot in the armor of Phoenix.

Mingla draws his hand back to throw another punch but stops. He notices a red spot on his knuckles, and smiles.

Bill:He?s struck blood!

Mingla throws half a dozen more punches to the back of Phoenix?s head. Afterwards, his knuckles drenched with the crimson liquid. He sadistically licks some of his fist.

Vega:that?s sick!

Bill:He?s tasted the blood of a holy man, that should only encourage him.

Mingla throws one last punch, before ramming his knee into the back of Phoenix?s head, and slams him against the mat. Mingla picks up the ladder, and leans it into a turnbuckle. Satisfied with the placement, he turns towards Phoenix, and is a bit shocked to see him struggling to his feet. Mingla runs in and drills Phoenix with the armored fist, catching him directly in the chin. Phoenix falls onto his back. By now the crowd has started chanting ?8? to show their support for Phoenix.

Mingla pulls up Phoenix by his now red hair. Jace scoops Phoenix up and positions him on his shoulder. Mingla runs towards the ladder to slam Phoenix into it. Phoenix slides off Minglas back and pushes Jace into the ladder! Jace falls hard to the mat. Phoenix comes over and starts stomping away at Mingla, before he locks in a modified armbar, which allows him to unwrap the ninja weapon from Minglas hand. He finally has his weapon back, and relinquishes the armbar. He pulls Mingla up to his feet. Behind Mingla, Phoenix wraps the manrikigusari around his neck, strangling him. Phoenix turns around and bends over, causing Minglas feet to rise into the air. They starting kicking at air, as he grabs at the chain, trying to stop the choking.

For a few moments, Mingla struggles,as Phoenix starts tugging harder. Jace suddenly sees an escape. He trys to place his right foot on one of the steps of the ladder, but it slips off. The second try, he gets it. He then manages to get his left foot on the step, and in one swift motion, manages to flip backwards, over Phoenix, onto his feet in front of his advesary. Jace quickly drives Phoenix forward and smashes him into the ladder.

Tito:Oh my, what a reversal!

Mingla clutches his throat, rubbing it in an attempt to relieve the pain. He only does this for a split second before returning to the offensive. The kicks. Each one so fast and powerful that its impact can be heard all across the garden. Nearly a dozen, alternating between feet, all aimed at the midsection. Finally, Phoenix collapses to a sitting position. Jace grabs the left arm, and slams It backwards, it whips around behind the ladder, Phoenix grabs at the shoulder. Mingla stomps it with his right foot, then presses down on it with the foot. His right hand grabs the rope to add force. Minglas left hand grabs Phoenix?s head, and he starts smashing it back into the ladder several times. Mingla finally steps off the shoulder, still beating Phoenix?s head into the ladder. Jace then kness Phoenix in the face, and pulls Phoenix up, into a underarm headlock. Mingla walks out a bit and turns around, his back to the ladder.

Tito:Vertical suplex. Oh snap, Phoenix bounced off the ladder like a basketball

Bill:Slam dunk for the Iceheart

Mingla is quick to return to the offensive. He pulls Phoenix up, and sets him up for a german suplex onto the ladder. Phoenix blocks it with his foot. HE swings his elbow back at Jace?s head. Jace ducks, and goes for a Phoenix Driver! Phoenix slides down behind Mingla and attempts a Vindication. Mingla counters with an elbow To the gut, he spins around into a double leg takedown. He steps over, attempting a sharpshooter, Phoenix uses his legs to push Mingla off him. Mingla nearly falls backwards into the ladder. Phoenix is fast to his feet and charges Mingla, who sidesteps and watches Phoenix smash into the ladder. Phoenix stumbles back, Mingla quickly moves in behind him, with a leg sweep facebuster on the ladder!

Tito:These two have been going at it like a pair of bull rams butting heads.

Bill:I?ll be going at it for hours with a lovely lady once the show is over.

Vega:Ernstine give you her number?

Bill:How?d you know?

Tito:the match people, the match

With Phoenix momentarily on the mat, Mingla slides out of the ring and heads to the timekeeper, he shoves him out of the way, taking the steel chair and slamming it shut.

Tito:this is about to get even uglier.

Mingla slides in the ring, and is a bit shocked to see Phoenix standing across the ring, staring back at Mingla with blood starting to trickle down his face from under the mask. Mingla doesn?t hesitate and swings the chair, connecting with Phoenix?s skull. Phoenix staggers back, but shakes off the shot.

Tito:Mingla is in shock!

Bill:So am I

Mingla swings again, connecting with the side of Phoenix?s head. Adrenaline is pumping and he shakes it off. Mingla is getting a bit desperate, he swings it a bit differently, so that it smacks Phoenix in the face. He stumbles back, but doesn?t fall.

Tito:how much can one man take?

Mingla shakes his head no, as Phoenix starts to step forward. Mingla thrusts the chair into Phoenix?s gut, causing him to double over in pain. Mingla raises the chair above his head and slams It down ontop of Phoenix?s head. Quickly, he does it a second, a third and a fourth time, causing Phoenix to drop to one knee. Mingla repeats the four chairshot attack. Phoenix drops to both knees. Instead of a chairshot, Mingla takes Phoenix down with a vicious kick to the back of his head.

Bill:I?ve never seen a man withstand that kind of punishment

Vega:I have

Tito:I need to see some footage of that then

Vega:no?those videos are ?private?

Mingla grabs Phoenix by the arm and drags him to a nearby turnbuckle. Jace slides out of the ring, grabs the left shoulder, and forcefully jerks it toward him, causing the shoulder to smash into the steel. Mingla pulls Phoenix closer to the apron, leaving the arm completely dangling over the edge. Mingla then connects with a chair shot to the shoulder.

Tito:Theirs more dents in that chair than in Bills car.

Mingla tosses the chair to the ground, he grabs the left arm, steps up on the apron, and he applies an armlock around the ringpost.

Tito:Minglas taking a move out of Extreme Killer Phils book, with his version of phils ?Extreme Hold?

After a few moments, He releases the arm. Phoenix rolls away, to the middle of the ring. Mingla looks underneath the ring apron, and pulls out a second ladder. He slides it into the ring, and climbs to the apron. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Phoenix struggles to his feet. Mingla leaps off with a high flying martial arts kick, leveling Phoenix. The Iceheart picks up Phoenix and Tornado DDT?s him onto the ladder. Mingla rolls Phoenix ontop of the ladder.

Tito:What is he doing?

The iceheart positions the other ladder on top of Phoenix, and he climbs up the nearby turnbuckle.

Tito:No! he can?t do this! No!

Bill:Mingla isn?t a high flyer, what is he doing?

Jace leaps off with a shooting star press onto the Phoenix/ladder sandwich.

Tito:Phoenix has really taken a beating tonight.

Bill:Minglas going to beat him. Phoenix never had a chance.

It takes some time for Mingla to get to his feet. He takes the ladder and sets it up in the center of the ring. He starts to climb. He gets to the second ring and Phoenix rolls off the ladder, towards Mingla. Jace sees this and knows he hasn?t done enough. Phoenix sees the manrikigusari inches away from his right hand, he instinctively grabs it. Mingla pulls Phoenix up, only to get slapped across the face with the chain. Jace draws back holding his face. Phoenix twirls it around in the air, wrapping it around his fist in the process. When Mingla turns back around to face Phoenix he gets floored with the lethal right hand. Phoenix mounts the iceheart and starts punching away. Each punch is lethal, as it starts ripping at the flesh above Minglas eyebrows, and the blood starts to trickle down his forehead..

Tito:both men are bleeding

Bill:Did you expect anything less Tito?

Tito: Actually, you?re right.

Phoenix pulls Mingla up to his feet and whips him hard into the nearby turnbuckle. PHOENIX climbs to the second rope, and starts punching away with the chained hand.

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Phoneix hops off, and diverts his attention to the ladder standing up in the center of the ring. He takes it to the opposite turnbuckle and jams it in between the second and third ropes. He runs back at Mingla with a STINGER SPLASH! Mingla is then whipped across the ring and into the ladder. Mingla writhes in pain. PHOENIX picks up the second ladder, and holds it perpendicular to his body. He runs in at Mingla, smashing the ladder into his midsection.

Tito:He crushed his ribs!

PHOENIX backs out and drops the ladder. He then moves over to Mingla pulling him off the ladder, and executes a belly to belly suplex onto the ladder, with authority. A fist drop, to the head, with the chain. Phoenix heads to the turnbuckle.

Tito:Phoenix is going high risk now.

Phoenix leaps off with a swanton bomb, that connects beautifully

Tito:Fire Flight!

Phoenix is seemingly fired up now. He grabs the legs and spreads them, before a low blow punch with the chain-wrapped hand. Phoenix pulls Mingla up and connects with a few right hands with the chain, before he executes a snapmare onto the ladder. Phoenix rolls outside the ring, and looks under the apron, and pulls out a sinister weapon.

Tito:A 2 by four!

Bill:wrapped in barbwire!

Phoenix rolls back into the ring with the weapon. Mingla is lying on the otherside of the ring, he sees this and quickly rolls out of the ring. He too, looks under the ring for something. He pulls out the last thing you?d expect to find under the ring

Vega:Why is a basketball under the ring?

Bill:I have no clue?

Mingla looks pissed, but decides to try and use it, he tosses it hard at Phoenix, who swings the 2x4, busting the ball. It hangs on the end for a second before Phoenix pulls it off and tosses it out of the ring. He exits the ring a few feet from Mingla, who backs up and heads around the ring. Phoenix methodically stalks him. Jace flips up the apron on that side?and pulls out a table?Phoenix is too close for that to be of any good. Jace continues to move to another side of the ring. He looks under the apron their?..and pulls out a mop.

Tito:I think Phoenix found the gem, Mingla can?t find anything to match up.

Mingla swings the mop. Phoenix swings the 2X4. Size does matter. The mop snaps in half.

Bill:haha, Mingla looks scared.

Jace jumps back to avoid another swing from the back. Phoenix steps up and swings full force, aiming for the head. Mingla ducks down to avoid the shot and runs up spearing Phoenix into the turnbuckle behind him, he drops the Two by four. Mingla throws a pair of left and right hooks to the midsection of Phoenix, before rolling him back into the ring. He picks up the 2X4 and sits it on the apron, then rolls into the ring. Jace starts stomping away at Phoenix, causing him to try and roll away. Mingla picks up the ladder lying in the ring and smashes the end of it down across the shoulder of Phoenix.

Bill:I bet my next paycheck that Phoenix will need reconstructive surgery on that shoulder after this match.

Tito:I don?t think Im going to take you up on that bet.

Mingla takes the ladder and leans it into the turnbuckle, opposite the one that is lodged in between the ropes. He turns his attention to Phoenix. He pulls him up to his feet, and whips him into the leaning ladder. He holds onto the rope. Phoenix gets whipped into the wedged ladder, then back into the leaning ladder.

Tito:Double trouble for Phoenix

Mingla continues the attack, whipping Phoenix back into the wedged ladder, then back into the Leaning ladder. Another one towards the wedged one, But Phoenix appears to overpower as he turns around to send Mingla across the ring. Jace plants his feet. And whips Phoenix back into the Leaning ladder. Mingla pulls him off the ladder and sets him up for the kill

Tito:The Vindication!

Phoenix elbows Minglas midsection, and twists out of the move, and nails Mingla across the head. The manrikigusari is still wrapped around the hand. A couple of shots, then Phoenix returns the favor, whipping Mingla between the two ladders. Three hits on each ladder. He then sends Mingla flying into the leaning one. Phoenix heads across the ring and runs in.

Tito:another splash!

Bill:No!

Mingla ducks out of the way and Phoenix smashes into the ladder. Phoenix falls backwards to the mat, the ladder falls down on top of him. Mingla jumps up and stomps onto the ladder. He then pulls it off of Phoenix and drags PHOENIX closer to the turnbuckle. Mingla opens the ladder and sets it up where Phoenix?s arm is inside the ladder. Mingla heads up top

Tito:No, he can?t do this, he just can?t.

Mingla hops off the turnbuckle and stomps the ladder.

Tito:Oh my god!

Mingla laughs and picks up the barb wired 2x4. He admires its beauty before walking over to Phoenix, who is using the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Mingla positions himself a few feet behind Phoenix. The crowd is booing heavily. Our hero makes it to his feet and turns around just as Mingla swings

Tito:What a shot!

The two by four connects with the stomach of Phoenix, causing him to double over in pain, clutching his abdomen. Mingla takes another swing, this one striking the injured shoulder. Phoenix falls to the mat. Mingla raises it in the air, and slams it down, once again on the shoulder. This time, the barb wire gets lodged in the leather suit, and Mingla tugs several times, it won?t get loose. He places a foot on Phoenix?s head and jerks again, this time it comes loose, sending pieces of the leather suit with it.

Tito:What the hell?

A man in a straight jacket runs out from the back and dives under the ring, unbeknownst to Jace.

Bill:Did you see that mask?

Tito:It looks like it was made of metal

Jace strikes the shoulder again, ripping more of the leather suit of Phoenix. Blood can now be seen seeping out of the tears in the attire. A group of burly orderlies come out from the back.

Bill:What the hell are they doing here?

Tito:They?re either here for the guy in the straight jacket, or Mingla.

Jace raises the 2x4 in the air, but stops when he sees the people walking around the area in search of something. He walks over to Leona, and asks her what they?r doing, one of them overhears and answers.

?We?re looking for Carpenter?

Tito:Carpenter? Is that who that was?

Bill:Who?s Carpenter?

Tito:the deranged brother of Phoenix.

Vega:oh great, we have enough lunatics out here as it is.

Mingla:He?s not here! Get out of here! I?m busy crippling this?

Phoenix is angry. He rams Jace in the back with the ladder, causing the iceheart to drop his weapon. Phoenix swings it again, smacking Mingla in the face and he drops like a sack of bricks. Phoenix positions the ladder in the air and drives it down, the top of the ladder smashes down into Minglas chest. Twice. Three times. Four times. Phoenix slams the whole ladder down on Mingla. Then stomps at his head.

Tito:I think Mingla has pissed Phoenix off.

Phoenix stops when he notices the orderlies leaving the ringside area, not finding Carpenter. PHOENIX knows he?s hear, just not where, as he searches around the area.

Tito:Look, Their he is! He?s peeking out from under the ring.

Bill:At least he isn?t gay, he?s trying to catch a glimpse of Leonas panties.

The masked head ducks back under the ring before Leona notices him. Phoenix slides out of the ring and tosses the table into the ring. He looks under the apron, and pulls out a second table, tossing it in the ring, along with a chair. Phoenix steps back into the ring, to see Jace struggling to his feet. Phoenix takes the chair and smashes it across Jace?s back, causing him to crumble up. Phoenix drops the chair and hits a back body drop on Mingla, who happens to land on the ladder. Phoenix picks up Mingla, and positions him with his head between his legs

Bill:what is Phoenix doing?

Tito:it can?t be good for Mingla

Phoneix lifts him up for a powerbomb, then raises him higher (ala The Last Ride) before driving him down in a sitout powerbomb onto a ladder!

Tito:ClahDAMN!

Bill:No! I think he hurt Jace

Vega:ClahDAMN is an appropriate name for that move?all I can think to say is?Damn.

Phoenix grabs the other ladder and sets it up under the briefcase. Carpenter slides out from under the ring at this moment, and spies his brother. Phoenix climbs the ladder, as Carpenter leaps onto the apron. Phoenix steps on the fourth ring. Carpenter starts climbing the turnbuckle the best he can with the straight jacket. Phoenix is nearly to the top, he reaches up to grab the briefcase, to end all this madness. Carpenter jumps off the top rope and missile dropkicks Phoenix, causing him to fall to the side with the ladder. The ladder lands on Mingla. Phoenix is on his hands and knees, struggling to get to his feet, when Carpenter starts battering him with a series of martial arts styled kicks.

Bill:wow, those are almost as good as Mingla?s.

Phoenix grabs the foot and twists, locking in an ankle lock on his brother. Mingla starts to stir as he knocks the ladder off of him, he takes notice of the situation at hand, and a sinister smile creeps across his bloody face. He stays behind Phoenix, but grabs the steel chair, and uses it to help steady himself as he regains his balance. Phoenix continues to shout at his brother before finally releasing the hold. And he gets clocked from behind with the steel chair to the back of the head.

Phoenix falls to his hands and knees. Mingla tosses the chair to the side and unleashes his deadly kicks into the midsection and his favorite target, the left shoulder. Satisfied, Mingla heads over to a turnbuckle, and rips the padding off it.

Tito:These two are intent on this being their last match. Ever.

Mingla returns to Phoenix. He pulls him up and whips him to the turnbuckle. But Phoenix overpowers Mingla and sends Jace chestfirst into the exposed steel. Jace backs out in agony, his hands clutching his chest. He turns around into?

Tito:STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER!

Phoenix drops to the mat, his face inches away from Jace?s as he trash talks the iceheart.

Tito:The crowd is going wild! Phoenix pulling a stunner out of his bag of tricks.

Vega:Notice he also used his right shoulder to do the move and not the injured left shoulder.

Tito:That shows his ring intellect

Phoenix stands up, and turns to get the ladder. Carpenter dives into his chest, sending Phoenix down, ontop of the second ladder. Carpenter lands on the barbwired 2x4, the barbwire rips a part of the straight jacket. Carpenter gets to his feet, and with a showing of strength, bursts out of the straightjacket! He reaches for his belt buckle where a pair of gigantic brass knuckles are attached to his belt. He pulls them off. Phoenix stands up holding his back, and is immediately is met with half a dozen shots to the body from Carpenter, then two the the head, and a vicious spinning double axe handle to the head, that floors Phoenix

Vega:The 187 pummeling

Carpenter Mounts Phoenix and goes to work with alternating fist to Phoenix

Tito:This is just wrong, the odds are stacked up against Phoenix

Bill:It?s not like he had a chance against Mingla anyways Tito

Mingla rolls towards the ropes, and pulls them up, as Leona points him to Carpenters attack. Mingla seems pleased, and grabs the nearby ladder, setting it up under the briefcase. He makes it halfway up when Carpenter stops his attack, and looks up at Mingla. Mingla stops climbing and points at Phoenix.

Jace:Finish him! What are you waiting for?

Carpenter pulls up Phoenix and sets him up for a DDT, dropping the knucks in the process. Mingla seems pleased and continues to climb. Carpenter doesn?t DDT him though, he whips Phoenix hard into the ladder, causing Jace to fall off. Carpenter grabs the chair and wraps it around Mingla?s head, before stepping out to the ring apron.

Bill:What is he doing?

Carpenter does a springboard shooting star leg drop right onto the chair.

Vega:Lethal Injection! On a steel chair!

Bill:No! He crushed Jace?s skull with that move!

Leona climbs into the ring to check on Jace. Carpenter doesn?t seem to care who he hurts, he locks a tazzmission on her and pulls her to a standing position, before stepping to the side, with a facebuster type move, then applying a crippler crossface

Tito:now Leona knows what it?s like to be on ?Death Row?

Leona is screaming, Carpenter releases her and rolls out of the ring in front of the announce table. Bill jakes stands up and starts yelling and pointing at him.

Bill:What the hell is wrong with you! You?ve ruined this match you asshole! You need to?

Carpenter grabs Bill by the throat and pulls him across the announce table, and headbutts him. Bill lands on the table, nearly unconscious, and bleeding from the metal mask. A nearby fan throws a soda at Carpenter. Carpenter doesn?t put up with that shit. He heads right over to the fan and throws a right hand, connecting with the jaw. He steps into the crowd and begins having a murderous free for all, seeing how many bodies he can break.

Tito:Bill! Are you alright? Bill!

Vega:I think he?s out.

Tito:Thank god, I hope he stays out the rest of the match.

Leona rolls out of the ring to recover. Phoenix manages to get to his feet. He struggles to stay that way from the punishment he?s taken tonight. He pulls the chair off of Mingla and drags Mingla up into the turnbuckle. He then heads over to his trenchcoat, and pulls out the aluminum baseball bat.

Tito:Things don?t look good for The Iceheart.

PHOENIX heads back to Jace, and jabs him in the ribs with the bat. He then takes a step back

Vega:Batter up

Phoenix swings, connecting with the swing. Mingla falls forward, into the barbwire Baseball bat.

Tito:That?s a rough landing.

Phoenix tosses the bat aside, and rolls out of the ring. He grabs the table and sets it up next to the ladder. He reaches into the ring and pulls one of the ladders out, then looks under the apron, pulling out a third ladder.

Tito:What is Phoenix thinking?

Vega:very bad things

Phoenix takes the two ladders and sets them up as a bridge between the English and Spanish announce tables. Satisfied, he returns to the ring, Mingla is struggling to his feet. Phoenix grabs him, headbutts him for a quick stun, backs up slightly, then hits a spinning back heel kick to the head. As they fall forward, he catches him by the neck in the crook of his ankle, under the shin, then front hook kicks up and around, spinning 360 degrees, flipping Mingla over, and slamming him 180 degrees from where they started in a sort of leg chokeslam, since his shin is in the opponents throat from the catch to the slam.

Tito:Down In Flames!

Vega:both men are down!

Phoenix clutches his shoulder. While Mingla lies down seemingly unconscious.

Tito:That is the second time Phoenix has ever performed that move, and may I say, it looked incredible

Bill starts moaning as he pulls himself off the desk and back into his chair

Bill:oooo, what the hell happened

Vega:Carpenter fucked you up

Bill:my head fucken hurts

Bill rubs his forehead, then notices his hand when he draws it back

Bill:Holy shit! I?m bleeding! I?m fucking bleeding

Vega: *mockingly*: I?m bweeding, im bweeding

Bill:Shut the hell up slutasia

Vega:Slutasia? Is that the best you can come up with blood boy

Phoenix has started to make his way to his feet

Bill:Leave me alone slutarella

Vega:come on, you have to have something better than that.

Phoenix walks with a limp, he picks up the only ladder in the ring and sets it up, he starts to climb. Mingla Is stirring, he grabs the baseball bat.

Bill: *ignoring Vega* So, this match is still going on I see

Mingla struggles to his knees, and crawls over to Phoenix, whos only on the third step. Mingla low blows him, Phoenix doesn?t fall off the ladder, he just lays against it.

Bill:Mingla?s about to get down to business, this match won?t last much longer

Mingla finally manages to stand up. He swings the bat, connecting with Phoenix?s back, this time he falls off the ladder. Mingla drops the bat, as Phoenix grabs one of Caprenters brass knuckles. Mingla sets up Phoenix for the Vindication. He just can?t seem to get this move in on Phoenix, who slips out of it, and nails Mingla in the face with the knucks. Mingla falls straight to the mat. Phoenix hops down and starts wailing away at Minglas head. Each shot ripping at the flesh, courtesy of the knucks. Phoenix finally stops his assault, and takes the ladder, lying it across the center of the ring. He drags Mingla up, Hooks the right leg, grabs him by the throat, and executes a chokeslam/sit out powerbomb, on the ladder.

Tito:Xing Crusher!

Bill:your acting like it?s the greatest move in the world.

Tito:It?s the power of the move, amplified by the fact it?s on a ladder.

Phoenix heads to the nearby turnbuckle and climbs it. He leaps off for a diving headbutt. At the last possible second, Mingla rolls off and Phoenix meets steel.

Tito:Both men are out! Will this match ever end!

Bill:Mingla is aware though, he?ll be finishing off Phoenix momentarily

Jace drags himself to the ropes, and hooks a arm on the bottom rope. Phoenix continues to lie on his side, barely moving. Mingla manages to pull himself to the second rope, and after great effort pulls himself to his feet, still clutching his head. After he regains his senses, he sees Phoenix has rolled over to his hands, and is struggling to push himself to his feet. Mingla steps in with a brutal left foot to the side of the head, that sends Phoenix rolling to the outside and landing on the table he set up earlier. Mingla sees his opportunity. He quickly climbs to the top rope, and connects with a high angle moonsault that sends both men crashing through the table to the floor below.

Bill:Damn! Now that?s what I call a moonsault!

Tito:Both men seem to be out cold

Vega:I think Jace is moving.

Leona makes her way over to the wreckage, and begins shouting encouragement to Jace.

Tito:I don?t think I?ve ever seen two men put their bodies through what these two have here tonight

Vega:I don?t think either one of them can win this match

Tito:It will take a miracle for one of them to make it up the ladder at this point

Jace begins to stir, Leona reaches down and helps move him out of the broken table. She manages to help him onto the ring apron. Well, more or less pull him up to where he can lay on the apron. She keeps telling him to move. Phoenix starts moving in the rubble. Jace finally crawls toward the ladder. He reaches it and lays across it for a moment

Tito:I don?t think he has enough left to stand up and set it up, much less climb it to the top.

Jace finally pushes himself to his knees. Leona continues shouting at him. The fans are shouting derogatory remarks at Mingla. After a few moments, he?s finally manages to get to his feet. He sets up the ladder. It?s not exactly in the center of the ring, a bit offset towards the announce tables, but at times like these you have to do with what you can. Jace slowly starts to ascend it. First step. Second step. Third step.

Bill:Jace is going to do it! he?s going to get a quarter million of Phoenix?s money!

at that precise moment, a hand grabs the apron, and pulls The masked head up high enough to peek into the ring

Bill:why won?t he stay down!

Tito:Phoenix is tough and resilient Bill, and he?s showing that tonight.

Mingla is on the fourth step. Phoenix?s other had grabs the bottom rope and he pulls himself on the apron. Fifth step. Phoenix steps into the ring. Sixth step. Phoenix steps onto the second step of the ladder and starts climbing. Mingla is on the eighth step, he reaches up, the briefcase is just out of reach. He takes another step, but Phoenix is too close to the top. Mingla hits Phoenix with a right hand. Phoenix loses his balance, but quickly regains it. Mingla throws another punch. Phoenix?s right foot slips off the ladder, he starts to fall. Mingla reaches up. Phoenix regains his footing, takes a step up, and hits Jace with a right hand of his own.

Tito:The ladder starting to shake from these two

Phoenix takes another step up and hits Mingla again, and sets him up, for a suplex?

Tito:Oh my god, if he goes through with this it will be the most hellacious suplex I?ve ever seen

Bill:Mingla?s fighting it, he wont let him do it.

Vega:the ladder?s rocking a little TOO much

Phoenix lifts Mingla into the air, he?s still fighting it and the ladders rocking like crazy. Mingla's body falls from the suplex position, landing on Phoenix?s shoulders in a firemens carry! The ladder falls to the ropes, both men go flying off it towards the ladder bridge and...

Tito:Phoenix Driver!

The driver hits?.through the two ladders Phoenix set up earlier, the impact causes the announce tables to collapse as well as theirs a mess of wood, ladder and Bodies.

Crowd:Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Tito:WHAT A MOVE!

Both men lie motionless in the pile of carnage.

Tito:THEY?RE BOTH DEAD! PHOENIX DRIVER OFF THE LADDER!

Vega;I think Minglas alive?it looks like he?s grabbing his neck

Bill:I?m pissed. How can we announce when we DON?T have an announce table?

Tito:Unfortunately, you can still talk.

Bill:unfortunately you and phil still go out on the weekends and see who can suck the most dick

Tito:I do?I mean?LOOK?PHOENIX IS MOVING!

Bill:he is? I guess I forgot to care.

Vega *whispering*:Tito loves the cock

Tito: *hushed*sooo

Bill:What was that Tito?

Tito:Phoenix is crawling out of the train wreck

Bill:He always changes the subject

Tito:Fuck you Bill. Phoenix has hit the damndest looking Phoenix Driver I have ever seen. Both compeTitors have been nearly incapacitated for nearly two minutes.

Phoenix has shown the most life of the two, as he has nearly rolled all the way out of the wreckage. But he?s still a mess. Leona is attending to Jace and she is dragging him out of the carnage.

Tito:These two men have nearly destroyed each other tonight. Talk about laying it all on the line.

Leona stomps on Phoenix?s head.

Tito:woah, I?ve never seen Leona do anything like this.

She stomps away, trying to keep Phoenix on the ground. Mingla rolls over. His face and chest are now completely red from the blood he has spilt. Not to say Phoenix looks any different. Everywhere you can see skin on Phoenix is covered in blood. Mingla struggles to get to his feet, Leona pulls Phoenix over towards him. Mingla hits a Storm Cradle driver.

Tito:The Martyr Maker!

Bill:That?s what I?m talking about!

Tito:The move took everything Jace had, both men are out!

Vega:I think he broke Phoenix?s neck with that.

Titio:This has been an incredible fight, I can honestly say that I have no idea whos going to win.

Bill:Jace Mingla Tito, that?s all you need to know

Mingla starts to slowly move, Leona takes his arms and trys to help him

Tito:Leona is normally uninvolved and unbiased, Why has she changed her stance for tonight?

Bill:She?s going to have to deal with Mingla afterwards. And I?m fairly certain that Mingla isn?t a pleasant person to be around after a loss.

Leona leads him to the ring. Mingla grabs the apron with his hands, as Mingla pushes his legs up and into the ring. Despite now being in the ring, Mingla continues to lay in the ring, breathing very heavily.

Tito:Mingla is a bloody mess.

The Iceheart starts pulling himself up with the ropes, leaving a red blood stain on the ring from where he was laying. Mingla finally reaches his feet. He takes a moment to gather himself, before heading to the ladder. He sets it up in the center of the ring. After taking a moment to lean against it, Mingla takes a step onto the ladder, The crowd cheers as Phoenix has crawled to the apron and is pulling himself up, Leona kicks away at his side. Mingla?s foot is secure on the first step. Phoenix is barely on his feet, leaning against the apron as Leona unleashes a flury of martial arts kicks on Phoenix. Mingla steps on the second step. Phoenix grabs one of Leonas feet and twists, sending her to the mat.

Tito:Mingla is about a third of the way up the ladder.

Phoenix turns around to see Mingla step onto the fourth step. He reaches up and grabs the ropes, he starts to pull himself up, be falls down as the pain in his left shoulder is too much. Mingla gets on the fifth step. Phoenix reaches up with his right shoulder and uses it to pull himself onto the apron. Mingla is on the sixth step.

Phoenix slowly gets in the ring, Mingla is on the 7th step, he reaches up, the briefcase is at his fingertips. Phoenix is finally in the ring, and he grabs the chair. Mingla steps up to the 8th step, and grabs the briefcase!

Tito:What a chairshot!

Mingla falls to the mat, the briefcase still hanging above the ring. Phoenix drops the chair and picks Mingla up, Whipping him into the exposed turnbuckle. Mingla falls out, Phoenix catches him with a Full Nelson Slam, Jace?s head smashing into the steel chair.

Tito:I?m really starting to think Phoenix is going to pull this win off

Phoenix pulls Mingla back up, and tosses him back into the exposed steel, Jace is almost non responsive, it?s as if he?s in another world. Phoenix strikes away with a series of chops across Minglas chest, stopping after 8. Phoenix then does something that hasn?t been shown in a TKOW ring, his martial arts skills, as he delivers several stiff kicks to the midsection of Mingla.

Tito:Wow, those kicks are impressive

Phoenix sets Mingla up onto the top rope. He steps onto the apron and is apparently setting him for a top rope spinebuster.

Tito:Phoenix calls this the Xing Breaker.

Bill:What a move!

Tito:I can?t believe it!

Bill:I can, never doubt Mingla

Tito:Mingla just saved himself from the Xing Breaker with a top rope tornado DDT.

Mingla rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under the ring and slides it in.

Bill:Mingla?s already put Phoenix through wood tonight, he?s going for two times.

Mingla sets up the table in the ring and turns to Phoenix. He grabs him by the hair and starts pulling him up. When he?s nearly gotten Phoenix to a vertical base, PHOENIX starts throwing right hands trying to break the hold. Finally, after the 5th shot, Minglas grip loosens. Phoenix kicks Mingla in the gut, causing him to bend over. Phoenix quickly sets him up for a piledriver. He looks out the crowd, who tears the roof off with their response. Phoenix leaps up with a stalling jumping piledriver, that drops Mingla onto the steel chair.

Bill:NO!!!!

Phoenix stands up, and picks up the chair, tossing it onto the table. He goes over to his leather jacket and pulls out a thing of lighter fluid.

Bill:no, no, no Not That!

Leona realizes what?s about to happen, she reaches into the ring and pulls Jace out of the ring. Phoenix douses the table & chair with the fluid, before tossing the empty container to the side. Leona trys to revive Mingla, as Phoenix calls for his turnbuckle pyro, which explodes with a thunderous BOOM!

Bill;Holy shit!

Vega:What?s the matter Bill? Shit yourself?

Bill:No Ho.

Phoenix takes the chair and sticks it in the pyro causing the chair to light on fire. The chair is then used to light the table.

Tito:Leona just handed Mingla a pair of knucks that Carpenter left behind!

Phoenix turns to see Mingla laying on the apron, with Leona telling him something. Phonenix drops the chair. He turns to Mingla and picks him up. Mingla decks him with the knucks, and quickly hits a fishermen?s suplex onto the burning chair!

Bill:Yes! The Iceheart is going to win!

Mingla starts climbing the ladder, going for the win. He?s halfway up the ladder when Phoenix sits up, he quickly moves over and clubs Mingla in the back, stepping up the ladder so he can put Mingla...

Tito:Through Hellfire & Brimstone!

Bill:Jace! Jace! Are you OK!

Both men are seemingly out from the chokeslam through the burning table.

Tito:I can?t believe the impact from the move!

Vega:I really don?t like that move

Tito:You don?t like anything that doesn?t benefit the FIRM.

Vega:Well duh! Go suck a dick

Bill:Isn?t that your job Vega

Vega:Bite me Bill, besides, I heard Tito can suck em better than EKP?s mom

Bill:damn Tito, you?re the worlds best cocksucker.

Tito:Go to hell. Both of you.

Phoenix is up from the HF&BS. He starts climbing the ladder.

Tito:All Phoenix has to do is climb the ladder and the match is over.

Vega:It pretty much is. Noone gets up from that.

Leona quickly enters the ring and comes out behind Phoenix, she has something in her hand, she jabs it in Phoenix?s back causing a spark and Phoenix falls off the ladder.

Tito:She?s got a Tazer!

Leona jabs it in Phoenix?s neck and he falls to the mat. Satisfied with her work she leaves the ring. The crowd hates it, and starts chanting

?Phoe-nix! Phoe-nix! Phoe-Nix?

Both men are out cold, Phoenix shaking slightly from the effects of the tazer.

Tito:This is just despicable, Phoenix had the match won and Leona takes that weapon and costs Phoenix the match.

Bill:Please, she?s just prolonging the inevitable, A Jace Mingla victory.

Tito:If Mingla wins it?s a travesty.

Bill:It will be a travesty if Phoenix wins the match, he brought his brother out here, that son of a bitch hit me!

Tito:Someone needed to do it

Vega:Damn right, Bill always deserves a punch.

Bill:I hate you guys

Vega:We hate you too Bill

Tito:But I Love the desire and tenacity that these two have showcased tonight.

Both men are starting to stir, both slowly getting to their hands and knees.

Bill:you just like looking at two men getting sweaty.

Tito:Enough with the gay jokes

Bill:as much hell that I?ve gotten over the years, you can take 5 mimutes of gay jokes ya pansy.

Phoenix and Mingla are both on their feet, starting at their bloodsoaked opponent. Both men are hurt, and exhausted. Mingla throws a punch, it?s not full force but it causes Phoenix to stagger. Phoenix fires back with a right of his own, not at full strength, but enough to cause Mingla to stagger. Mingla fires back, Phoenix fires back. Mingla kicks in the gut, causing Phoenix to clutch his stomach, Mingla swings his foot again, aiming at Phoenix?s head. Phoenix leans back in time to avoid it. He throws another right hand. Mingla ducks it, and attempts the Vindication. He gets Phoenix?s feet off the ground, but he starts kicking, until his feet hit the ground, he uses his power to turn back around. The headlock is still on. Phoenix punches him in the stomach until he loosens the grip, and smashes Jace with a Xing Buster!

Tito:PHOENIX HITS THAT DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER~!! He jumped right to his feet, grimacing and snorting, the crowds screaming!

Bill:No! This isn?t happening!

Phoenix points to the far turnbuckle and the crowd roars. Taking a page from Carpenter, he lays a bent steel chair over Jace's head, and goes upstairs...

Tito: FLYING HEADBUTT~!!

Bill: Calm down!

Vega: Both men writhing from that manuver. Phoenix's mask normally helps him but after this long display?

Phoenix manages to pull himself up, and, dazed, starts waving Mingla to his feet, standing ready, knees bent, blood everywhere. The Iceheart gets to his feet as well, back to Phoenix, grim determination on his face. He turns and Phoenix ducks right in, getting him up on his shoulders into the fireman's carry, the setup for-

Tito: Another Phoenix Driver!

Bill: Jace scuttled out! Phoenix is hooked for Vindication! Up and over! YE-

Tito: Phoenix breaks out! Hard elbow to the back of Mingla's head! He's turning... Phoenix motions the cross! Into the finger! Has Jace up!

The masked priest delivers the Phoenix Driver, directly smashing the back of Jace's neck and shoulderblades.

Tito:He dropped Mingla right on his head!

As Phoenix sits up, Leona slides into the ring and goes for another stun. Phoenix grabs her wrist, inches away from his shoulder. He takes it out of her hand and stands up, releasing her and tossing the tazer out of the ring. She goes for a kick, but Phoenix grabs her leg and pushes her away. She takes the hint, and tries to revive Jace. Phoenix starts climbing the ladder, keeping his eye on Leona and Mingla the whole time. He finally reaches the top, reaches up...

Tito:He got it! He got the briefcase! It?s over! Phoenix has the briefcase!

"Bullets" hits again, turnbuckles exploding, and Phoenix stans high atop the ladder, briefcase in hand. He looks down at the carnage...

Tito: What's he thinking now?

Bill: What color panties are you wearing?

Tito: He's not gay douchebag.

Bill: No, I ws asking you, ya flamer.

Phoenix tosses the briefcase down to the mat, nailing Leona in the back of the head. She falls to one side, leaving Jace wide open. The fans, still rabid with enthusiasm, somehow manage to get even louder as Phoenix climbs to the top rung. Phoenix braces and jumps, into a forward flip legdrop, the Huston Hangover off the top of the ladder!!

Bill: That's enough already!!

Tito: Like Jace would have let it be enough?

Phoenix opens up the briefcase, takes out a stack of money, and wipes it across Minglas chest, soaking up some of the blood. He marks a "X" on the briefcase using the blood off the Bills before tossing the Bills back in the briefcase. Phoenix climbs up the nearby turnbuckle posing with the briefcase high above his head, X pointing out.

Tito:Phoenix took everything Mingla had to offer and came out with a huge win here tonight, But I have to give Mingla credit, I?ve never seen someone give Phoenix a fight like that in TKOW.

Phoenix continues to hit all four corners posing for the cameras as Tobias and Dave comes out to help Mingla and Leona to the back. Section 8 follows right behind them, on the ready to make sure no further fighting occurs.

[TKOW Board]

The Khaostron cuts to The FIRM?s lockerroom. It?s complete with everything. Disappointment. Celebration. Preparation.

Rave is relaxing after a thrilling victory over Adrian Tanner Jr. Eric Mitchell and Hardcore Al are celebrating his title victory over Aaron Mc. Alice Allure sits talking to Miranda. Everyone seems to be in high spirits.

Except two.

D-matic sits in a corner with an icepack over his shoulder, obviously pissed from his loss to Phil earlier tonight. And Fly sits on a bench. Dressed for the match. Head buried in his hands, as he is deep in thought.

He knows it?s time. Time to take care of business. Time to bring the gold home to the Firm. He stands up and starts walking to the door. He looks to Miranda.

Fly:Come on, it?s time.

She gets up and takes his arm.

Eric: Good luck Fly.

Eric shakes his hand

Fly: Thanks Eric

Al:Good luck fly, be sure to bring some more of this back

Al motions towards his title

Fly: Thanks champ, I?ll be bringing that strap back.

Alice gives him a kiss on the cheek

Alice: Good luck brother.

Fly: Thanks sis.

Rave: Be careful out there, and good luck.

Fly: Thanks Dave

D-matic stands up and sits the icepack down.

D-matic: We ready to roll nah?

Fly: Hold up D. Don?t take this personal, but I want you to stay back here.

D looks shocked.

Fly:I want all of you to stay back here. I can handle this without you. Don?t come out unless DNA comes out. We all did this alone tonight, and we?ve won 2 out of the three. I?m going to make it three out of four.

The rest of the group nods their heads in confirmation, D still seems a bit upset with Fly's request.

D-Matic: How cum she gets ta go.

He motions towards Miranda.

Fly: She swallows.

The room goes silent, as Miranda blushes, D?s eyes grow wide, then return to normal he extends his hand for a pound.

D-matic: Good luck brah, go kill dat nigga and get dat gold nah dread.

Fly clenches his fist and exchanges the pound with D. Fly and Miranda leave the lockerroom as they all watch them leave.

Right as Fly and Miranda move away from the door and start down the hall, the new Tag Team champions walk around the corner. They are followed by new SCW Cup holder Kid Styles, a look of disbelief on his face. He, in turn, is followed by T.H. Power and Xyrynth, who are helping along a bloody, bruised, battered, limping...

Phoenix: Well look at these two morose motherfuckers right here. Smells like someone shit in their cereal. Bong!

The Birds quickly take point...

Phoenix: No, no, it's ok. Everyone, you all go on ahead. I'll be right there.

Phoenix hands the bloody black metal Blood Money case to Power and Section 8 moves past Fly into their locker room. Once the hallway is empty, Fly goes to move past Phoenix...

Fly: I got things to do, titles to win, so if you don-

Phoenix: Oh, but I do.

Phoenix grabs the bigger man by the shoulder, and grimaces from the effort. He leans in, close to Fly's ear.

Phoenix: You're going to go through hell tonight Soulfly. My kind of hell. I'm going to enjoy each and every excruciating second of that match, just as I'm sure you enjoyed my war with Jace. I'll be rooting for you though. Yes... Yes I will.

Soulfly: I don't give a fuck who you root for. The World Title is mine, Dustin isn't going to stop me.

Phoenix: You don't understand. I want you to win. And then, Soul? Then I'm coming for you. I'm coming for the World Title.

Soulfly and Phoenix lock eyes.

Phoenix: This isn't the FIRM's house anymore. Now Section 8 brings the light.

Fly: The same Section 8 that was headlining HPWA when they crashed and burned? Bring the light. Bring a gun. Bring The 82nd airborne. It wont matter you piece of shit. Ride or die, bitch.

Phoenix: Ha ha ha h...

Fly shoves Phoenix into the wall and walks away. Phoenix's eerie laughter can be heard echoing through the hallway after them.

Tito: Here it is folks, the culmination of another year here in TKOW! The World Title Match. We?ve seen world title matches before, but this one just might beat out all others!

Bill: Three levels of brutality and pants shitting terror. I would not be caught dead in that 3 Layers of Hell abomination.

Tito: That?s right. This cage is designed differently than past cages seen in matches between the likes of Onslaught and Gideon or Jason Starr and Extreme Killer Phil. The bottom cage is set ablaze, the middle cage is chock full of weapons, and the top is electrified! Each layer has an outside door, and the second and third layers each have a trap door in the floor?which as we all know has been used in the past for some especially death defying maneuvers.

Bill: Also, instead of just grabbing the belt, this time around he winner actually has to get to the bottom and hit the floor with his feet with the belt. Simple as that, right professor?

Tito: That?s right.

Bill: So Vega, who are you rooting for?

Vega (rolls eyes): ?you have to ask?

Bill: Glad to see you?ve decided to not be such a biased bitch and root for Dustin Hughes!

Vega: Please! Bill don?t you have a fax machine somewhere to screw?

Bill: Oh, I think you have me confused with?

Tito: AHEM! Professionalism please, this is a milestone in TKOW history!

Bill: If I must?

Tito: I don?t need to remind you fans all that?s riding on this match. Soulfly has truly shown his true colors as of late, involving the love of Dustin?s life in this feud. A bitter rivaly between blood?and of course, with TKOW World Heavyweight gold hanging in the balance!

Bill: Enough drama Poppi, lets ?GIT ER DONE!

The fans are totally pumped for the match, the excitement is literally palpable! Suddenly, the bottom cage erupts into flames, and the top cage starts to arc with electricity. The fire in turn casts an ominous glow on the bevy of weapons adorning the second level, everything from chairs, to chains, to tazers, to rope, to tables, to sledge hammers and MORE! They erupt as Dustin Hughes? music hits!

"Barricades in Time" by Adema begins to play throughout the arena. The lights go down during the intro music. When the singing begins, pyros blast off at the entrance causing the curtains to light on fire(controlled of course). The lights come back dimly in a white haze and Dustin Hughes walks out of the entrance and stands beside the wall of fire and bows his head in a religious way and then walks down the ramp and up to the cage. He takes a moment to look upon it?s towering, horrible totality before making his way to the side door and entering the ring.

The lights in the arena fade, as a group steps out on the stage. Several spotlights come on,e ach highlighting a different member.

Tito:It?s Anthrax!

They begin playing the intro to ?Among The Living? as the crowd starts moshing in a frenzy, until its time for the first verse, when the suddenly stop. The crowd gets a bit antsy and they break into ?Bring The Noise? as Public Enemy comes out with mics in hand!

Basss!
How low can you go?
Death row, what a brother knows
Once again back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible D, Public Enemy, number one
"Five-O" said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell
'Cause my records, they sell
'Cause a brother like me said, "Well...
...Farrakahn's a prophet and I think
you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you ought to do"
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
"Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all c'mon, here we go again

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

Never badder than bad 'cause the brother
is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt as a senaotor
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like
soap on a rope
Caus the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music
That the critics are blasting me for
They'll never care for the brothers and
sisters now across
The country has us up for the war
We got to demonstrate, come on now,
they're gonna have to wait,
'till we get it right
Radio stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we'll see if they'll play this

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My deejay is warm, he's X,
I call him Norm ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father
of your rock 'n' roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin',
you call a band man
Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it,
ya know
You call'em demos, but we ride limos too
Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run-DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on it's own feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B and L L as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still I can rock
bells ever forever,
Universal it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it

Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!

[Solo]

At the end of the solo, A green spotlight hits the entrance ramp, where Soulfly stands in his infamous arms spread Pose, with Miranda standing right behind him as she runs her hands up from his stomach to his chest. The two head to the cage as Anthrax and Public Enemy close it out.

From coast to coast, so you stop being
like a comatose
Stand my man?
The beat's the same with a boost-toast
Rock with some pizzazz, it will last,
why you ask?
Roll with the rock stats, you'll never
get accepted as
We got to plead the fifth, we can investigate
Don't need to wait, get the record straight
Hey, posse's in effect, got flavor, terminator
X to sign checks, play to get paid
We got to check it out down on the avenue
A magazine or two is dissing me and dissing you
Yeah, I'm telling you...

The band finishes off as the crowd cheers them, Fly uses the flame off the cage to light a blunt as he enters and stares down Dustin.

Bill: Now THAT was an entrance! Soulfly has this whole thing in the bag, look at that confidence, that poise!

Vega: Look at that ass kissing!! And you say I?m biased?

Bill: Alright, alright?.so we agree. For once.

Tito: The bell is about to ring! Strap in folks, this is going to be worth the price of the PPV ALONE!!!

The bell rings, but the roar from the crowd almost drowns it out completely! Soulfly and Dustin circle each other, but Soulfly shows his disdain for his opponent by flicking his burning blunt at Dustin!

Crowd: Oooooooh!

Bill: Damn, ?Fly just wasted a blunt! This must be big!

Dustin flicks the ash off his chest, and in an explosion of fury he rushes the big man with a blinding flurry of rapid fire punches! The crowd goes crazy as the action is underway! Dustin doesn?t stop striking and amazingly Soulfly cannot counter the glancing blows to his chin and face?.and he?s getting dangerously close to the flaming wall of the cage! The crowd watches and cheers expectantly, expecting to see the irony of Soulfly going up in flames so early in the match.

Suddenly, Soulfly cries out and grabs Dustin by the throat, breaking through his blows and lifting Dustin up for a chokeslam, but Dustin counters by lifting himself up, wrapping his legs around Soulfly and bringing him down with a spinning leg scissors. Soulfly skids along the mat, rolling to a stop and the crowd gets behind Dustin! Soulfly, on his knees smirks and gives Dustin a mocking applause.

Dustin moves in to continue his attack, but Soulfly explodes out of his prone position with a decapitating lariat that drops Dustin. Soulfly laughs mockingly as Dustin clutches his head. He signals for the fire and grabs Dustin by his head, dragging him towards the burning cage. But Soulfly only gets halfway there before Dustin fights out, kips up and tries to hit a spinning heel kick, but Soulfly swats him back down to the canvas.

Amazingly undeterred, as soon as Dustin hits the canvas he drop toe holds Soulfly down to the mat, Soulfly goes down, Dustin leaps on his back into a headlock, Soulfly gets to a vertical position but Dustin holds on. Soulfly elbows Dustin in the gut and picks him up for a sidewalk slam, but Dustin uses the upward surge to flip over Soulfly?s shoulders, land behind him, wrap his arms around Fly?s waist and German Suplexes him! The crowd applauds!

Tito: So far this has been a pretty technical contest!

Vega: It won?t be for long. Once Soulfly gets rolling and uses his size to his advantage, it?s over for Dustin.

Soulfly gets up and Dustin is on him yet again with a wrist lock, but in a show of pure force Soulfly whips him away. Dustin rolls to the mat and Soulfly locks him up just as soon as Hughes makes it to his feet. ?Fly quickly overpowers him, forcing him to a lower position and then quickly booting him in the gut and then picking Dustin up.

Soulfly waits?and waits?.and waits?.and then finally delivers with a stalling brainbuster DDT! It sounds thunderous as it hits the mat, and again Fly is looking confident. He picks Dustin up and hefts him up to deliver a running powerslam!!

Bill: It?s all going down the crapper for Dustin now!

Soulfly starts in on a run?OH MY GOD! It?s not a powerslam, he?s going to throw Dustin into the flames! The crowd gasps as they realize what is about to happen! But their gasps turn to outright screams as Dustin wriggles out at the last second and SHOVES SOULFLY OVER THE ROPE AND INTO THE FIRE! Soulfly cries out and slumps to the mat after hitting the wall of searing agony, patting himself down and rolling back in the ring.

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!

Tito: Soulfly just got a face full of fire on that one!!

Dustin picks Soulfly up and irish whips him into the ropes, following Soulfly immediately after with a clothesline over the top rope with such force Soulfly is forced into the fire on the other side of the cage!! Miranda cries out and looks away and the crowd begins another round of ?Holy Shit!?

Tito: Dustin is like a man possessed in there!

Soulfly scrambles through the ropes again, arching his burned back and hissing out curses due to the pain. Dustin takes this chance to spear Soulfly to the ground and once down, he mounts him and starts to punch him repeatedly in the face!

Bill: I can?t believe Dustin has gained such an upper hand!

Vega: That makes two of us.

Finally Dustin relents and gets off of Soulfly. He looks up at the next level.

Bill: You know Poppi, an interesting thought just occurred to me. How the hell are they expected to get to the second level if the cage is on fire?

Tito: That?s where god old fashioned ingenuity comes into play Bill.

Bill: Oooooh kaaay?.way to duck the question.

Tito: Alright?.alright?.I really don?t know. This isn?t called a Three Layers of HELL Match for nothing!

It appears as though Dustin is thinking the exact same thing. He decides to exit through the door, scouring for an answer as to how to climb the towering inferno. The crowd shouts suggestions to him, and finally he gets an idea. He looks under the ring?AND HITS PAYDIRT! The crowd cheers as Dustin pulls out a ladder from beneath the ring!!

Tito: BINGO! Dustin might be able to get to the outside door of the second cage this way.

Dustin props up the ladder next to the cage, but it doesn?t look like it?s quite big enough. Finally, he resigns himself to try and starts to climb! But in the ring Soulfly is beginning to stir!

Soulfly (hoarsely): NO WAY YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

Soulfly, despite the pain, runs for the door and leaves the ring. Dustin is so intent on climbing he doesn?t see Soulfly on the outside. Soulfly takes a running charge just as Dustin almost reaches the top!

OH NO! OH MY GOD!! Soulfly topples the ladder over as Dustin gets to the top rung! The ladder falls, taking Dustin with it and all the way over the crowd barricade! The crowd scatters and Dustin is lost in a sea of folding chairs!!

Tito: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?! MY GOD, DUSTIN MIGHT BE DEAD!!!

Fly walks over to survey the carnage, and indeed Dustin is splayed out on the cement floor outside, with the ladder leaning up against the crowd barricade. Soulfly hops the barricade and grabs a steel folding chair, begging Dustin to get up so he can clock him with it. Finally, Dustin agonizingly gets to his feet and Soulfly swings, but Dustin ducks and dropkicks the chair back in Soulfly?s face! Soulfly flips over the barricade, dropping the chair.

Soulfly struggles to his feet, using the barricade as leverage, but as soon as he gets up Dustin hops up on top of the barricade and leg drops the upturned end of the ladder, lifting the other end up like a seesaw and clipping Fly right in the face. ?Fly stumbles back and finally spurts up a stream of blood and a broken tooth before falling back. Dustin crawls up, leaning against the barricade still in a great deal of pain from the big fall. The crowd pops in a show of respect for what they must be going through.

Vega: They?re never gonna make it at this rate! They?re completely killing each other already!

Bill: Isn?t it awesome?!

Vega: Your depravity never ceases to amaze me, Bill.

Dustin forces himself over the railing and haltingly makes his way over to Soulfly, who is clearly bleeding out of the mouth and trying to get up. Dustin throws some right hands and a kick to the gut before throwing Soufly into the crowd control barricade. Dustin tries to follow up, but sinks down to one knee, grasping his back, still suffering the effects of the terrible fall.

Soulfly wipes some blood from his mouth and decides to capitalize. He grabs the ladder and charges into Dustin with it, catching him full force in the chest and downing him. This draws some boos from the capacity crowd and Soulfly responds to them all by flipping them the bird with his free hand!

Taking his attention from the fans Soulfly climbs to the top of crowd barricade with the ladder in hand and leaps off, driving the top of the ladder down deep into Dustin?s gut from a higher position. Dustin folds up like an accordion and cries out in pain. Soulfly follows that up with more blows from the ladder.

Finally content with the havoc he?s caused he goes for the cage door with the ladder in hand and throws the ladder in the ring. He begins to prop the ladder up in the middle of the ring, he?s going to use it to pass through the trap door in the floor and get to the second level!

Tito: Dustin better move!

Crowd: Dustin! Dustin! Dustin!

Dustin almost seems to feed on the urgings from the crowd and crawls to his feet, slowly making his way towards the door, but Soulfly has started to climb! It?s a race and a battle of wills as Soulfly continues his ascent?but Dustin gets to the door! With a sudden burst of energy Dustin flies into the ring and goes to the top rope! Seeing this, Soulfly intensifies his climb but its too late! Hughes leaps off the top and hits a high risk Killjoy (Ensiguri) to Soulfly?s face! Soulfly falls off the ladder and the crowd pops!

Tito: Wow! Dustin just felled Soulfly with a modified Ensugiri!!

Bill: Great?wonderful?lets see more burning!

Vega: Bill, you just might get your wish?I think I just saw Miranda pull a small bottle of Everclear out of her top.

Bill: Huh?

Tito: You mean for once you weren?t watching a valet?s knockers instead of the match?

Vega: Duh! Guys, Everclear plus Fire equals?now complete the equation!

Tito: Uh oh, this probably won?t be good for Dustin.

Dustin goes to work on Soulfly again, but ringside Miranda downs some of the Everclear. What?s going on here?

Back in the ring, Dustin whips Soulfly, but Soulfly counters out of pure instinct and Dustin is whipped into the ropes chest first. Just as he hits the rope Miranda spits the Everclear through the firewall, creating a fireball that erupts right in Dustin?s face!!

Bill: HAHAHAHA! THAT WAS AWESOME!!

Dustin is blinded by the heat! He grabs his eyes, giving Soulfly the chance to turn the tide! Soulfly takes some time to shake the cobwebs loose from the Killjoy, and he almost doesn?t make it to Dustin he?s so dizzy from the impact! Soulfly picks Dustin up and delivers a brutal pump handle slam to his opponent. Following that, Soulfly looks about ready to go to the top rope!

Bill: This isn?t usually ?Fly?s style. What the hell is he gonna do?!

Soulfly takes flight, and Dustin is completely helpless! Fly comes crashing down on Dustin with a massive FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH that actually shakes the cage!! The crowd pops big time!!

Tito: OH MY GOD! A big splash from the big man, Soulfly!

Bill: Big Man On Campus, bitches!

It takes Soulfly a little bit to recover from the splash, a move he only performs in very rare events. Thankfully, it seemed to do the trick as Dustin is clearly in agony! Soulfly picks Dustin up and?OH NO! OH GOD! HE SHOTPUTS DUSTIN FACE FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE FIRE!!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

Tito: This is hideous! Look at Dustin?s face!! It?s beginning to blister! That was two direct blasts of flame right in the kisser!!

Dustin has barely enough in him to know to crawl away from the fire. The camera picks up his anguished cried as he holds his face. Soulfly eyes his prey confidently?so confident he raises his arms mockingly at the crowd?drawing still more heat from them!

Vega: Go for the ladder again Fly!

Soulfly already had Vega?s advice in mind. He props up the ladder and starts to climb. Before long, Soulfly crawls onto the second floor and the crowd boos heavily when he makes it. He proceeds to tip the ladder over and close the door in the floor! But Soulfly has had a lot taken out of him so far. His mouth has started to bleed profusely again.

Dustin slowly evolves to a vertical position, and looks distraught to see Soulfly on the second level. Nonetheless, he too props up the ladder preparing to climb! But whats this! Miranda is entering the ring, she gets behind Dustin and prepares to hit him with a lowblow, but Dustin knows she is there! He wheels on her, she slaps him in the face, he no sells, grabs Miranda by the hair and drags her over to the ropes! He?s threatening to force her face into the fire!!

Vega: Damn it! He won?t do it!!

Tito: Dustin, think about this!!!

Bill: Popcorn! I need some popcorn! Business just picked up!

Dustin: I don?t want to, but if you don?t get your ass back down here, I WILL!

Soulfly looks torn, he shakes his head no, but this just causes Dustin to press Miranda?s face closer to the fire! She?s too scared to fight back, making her seem like an uncharacteristically helpless figure. Soulfly screams ?STOP!? and starts to pound his fists on the cage floor in frustration.

Tito: I can?t believe this is actually a hard decision for him!!

Vega: I can?t believe Dustin is sinking this low!

Tito: Obviously Dustin has completely snapped. Miranda has interfered twice now, and there is so much riding on this match, Dustin cannot afford to lose!

Finally, without another option, Soulfly opens the door, but not before grabbing a kendo stick from the weapon laden second level. He starts to climb down, but as he descends Dustin tosses Miranda towards the door and performs a running dropkick on the ladder. Soulfly flies right over the top rope and back first into the fire! His skin runs all the way down the flames, tearing on steel and burning!!

Bill: OUCH!!

Fly actually bellows as he blissfully hangs himself up on the top rope and falls back into the ring. His back is red and blistered now. Miranda runs to his side to check on him, but Dustin grabs the dropped kendo stick and intercedes, blasting Miranda with it on the shoulder as she comes to check on her man! Miranda is thrown towards the door by the force of the blow, and desperately she crawls out of the arena of combat, grasping the shoulder that Dustin struck with the weapon.

Vega: He just struck Miranda! I hope Soulfly murders his ass now!

But Fly is too busy with his own battle wounds to notice what happened to Miranda. Dustin drops the stick and stands Soulfly up only to bring him back down again with a jawbreaker. This gives Dustin time to stand the ladder up again and start his own climb up to the second level. Hand over hand and foot over foot, Dustin makes it halfway up the ladder but with an abrupt blur of motion Soulfly is on him!

Soulfly gets up and under Dustin and drops him with an electric chair drop from out of nowhere off the ladder. But now, both men are down on the mat, in desperate need of some recovery time. Soulfly beats Dustin up and picks him up, but Dustin strikes back with some punches to the stomach. Soulfly ceases the attack with one straight hard blow to the temple and Dustin drops down again. Soulfly retrieves the Kendo Stick, wraps it around Dustin?s throat and brings his opponent crashing down with a modified side Russian Leg Sweep-the Downstroy!!

Soulfly signals that it?s over and starts to climb again, making it to the second level once more.

Bill: Back on top!

Vega: Keep going ?Fly!

But Fly can?t continue. He collapses against the side wall. Down below, Dustin desperately climbs, hoping to catch up to Soulfly. Soulfly sees this and makes a mad dash for the bottom door to slam it in Dustin?s face, but Dustin blocks the door and instead smashes it back up in Soulfly?s face! Dustin makes it up to the second level and closes the trap door behind him!

Bill (sounding like a clothing store elevator man): Second floor, weapons, foreign objects and added brutality!

Dustin starts to size up the weapons around him and Soulfly does the same. At the same instant they both grab a steel chair and lunge at each other with them?and both chairs connect with their targets at the same time. Fly and Hughes are down again!

Tito: Damn! Head crunching impact in stereo. And there are still so many tools of the trade lying within their grasp!

Soulfly appears to be the first to stir. He crawls over to the side wall, reaches up, and pulls down a length of steel chain. He gets up, stands over Dustin and proceeds to wrap the chain around Dustin?s throat!! Soulfly pulls back and Dustin chokes, spittle pouring from his mouth as he gasps and wheezes for air.

Soulfly (enraged): CHOKE! CHOKE YOU BASTARD!

Dustin is trying to claw for the chair he just used, but it?s just barely out of reach. Soulfly wrenches back on the chain with a vengeance, and before too long, Dustin appears to slip into unconsciousness. Soulfly laughs and drops the chain when this happens, he puts his boot up on Dustin?s back?AND DUSTIN SPRINGS INTO ACTION!

Tito: Dustin was playing possum! Smart move!

Bill: Yeah?I guess?.damn it, where?s my popcorn?!

Dustin begins fighting back, first with an elbow to Fly?s sternum. Dustin takes the chains off from around his neck, reels back, and then lays into Soulfly with the chain, beating him over the small of the back with it!! Soulfly falls to his knees and cries out, and Dustin unleashes with another, and another chain shot!! The crowd counts along as Dustin goes berserk, whipping Fly with the chain. Finally, Dustin relinquishes the chain and goes to the side wall for another weapon?and boy does he find one!!

Dustin plays to the crowd as he holds his next foreign object above his head! A CATTLE PROD!

Vega: What sadistic freak put that in there?!!

Tito: OH MAN! I don?t think I can watch this!

Bill: Pussy.

The crowd roars with excitement and anticipation as Dustin charges up the cattle prod. Soulfly sees the dangerous weapon and scoots away from his opponent on his backside, trying to beg him off, but Dustin doesn?t relent. Soulfly looks desperate as Hughes closes in, so he counters with a surprise boot to Dustin?s groin! Dustin abandons the cattle prod and holds himself.

Soulfly just gave himself a big opportunity! He hits a high leg drop on Dustin, which he immediately follows by picking Dustin up into a powerbomb! He drills Dustin into the mesh floor, but he doesn?t let go! NO! He picks Dustin up again and drives him back down again?.and then?.the Tree of Pain! Soulfly leans his knee into the back of Dustin?s head for a short period of time before stepping over completely and pulling back as far as possible in a Walls of Jericho style maneuver!

Bill: That?s his submission finisher, he clearly want to completely incapacitate Dustin here?and then finish him with the weapons. At least I hope so. I like violence Poppi.

Tito (rolls eyes): Yeah?we know?

Soulfly has the move solidly locked in and Dustin doesn?t even move at first, but after some nerve wrecking seconds he finally cries out as he gets his second?third?fourth wind?! Who?s counting anymore! Dustin is again crawling for a foreign object from a compromising position, he?s reaching for the cattle prod and the crowd is cheering him on! His fingers inch closer?.and closer?.and closer?.HE?S GOT IT!!

Dustin, wracked with pain from the hold, reaches back and plunges the prod into the back of Soulfy?s leg and activates it, sending untold volts of juice into the back of Fly?s knee! Fly clearly shouts ?SHIT!? as he literally falls out of the Tree of Pain and grabs his leg. Knowing that Dustin has the prod he tries to get to a vertical base, but the electrocuted leg gives out and he falls back down again!

This time, Dustin wisely doesn?t give Soulfly a chance to get in a shot, he rushes him, plunges the end of the prod deep into Soulfly?s neck and activates it!! Fly jerks violently and issues a gutteral cry! Down below, Miranda cries out and tears her eyes away from the action! The crowd, of course, loves it!

Tito: DUSTIN CAN?T LET UP?.NO MATTER HOW BARBARIC IT IS!!

Bill: Speaking of barbaric, get a load of this New York crowd! Bunch of sadistic monsters!!

Tito: Hello Mr. Pot, meet black kettle?

Bill: What?s this about pot? Did Fly leave us some on the way to the ring?

Tito: Ugh?nevermind?

Dustin raises the weapon up again, preparing to drive it down into his rival?s neck again, but amazingly Soulfly has the wherewithal to reach up and stop it as it comes an inch from his face. What ensues is a fierce tussle for the weapon! A tussle that Soulfly eventually wins with his sheer power! He cracks Dustin over the head with the weapon first to stun him, and then turns it on and tries to shock him with it, but Dustin rolls out of the way to the other side of the ring.

Fly charges, but at the last second Dustin pulls a fire extinguisher off the wall and blasts Soulfly with a stream of cold! Soulfly drops the prod and it falls through one of the chain link openings in the floor, tumbling to the bottom level.

Tito: Thank God that?s it for the cattle prod?

Bill: BOO! HISS! ~HUSS!!!

Vega: Bill, please shut up!

Dustin goes on the attack with a flurry of knife hand chops into the corner of the cage as Soulfly remains blinded.

Crowd: WOOOO! (chop) WOOOO! (chop) WOOOO!

Tito: Channeling the great Ric Flair here!

One he has Soulfly in the corner, he shoulder rams him in the gut repeatedly, and Soulfly has to take the full brunt of the blows because he has nowhere to go! Dustin keeps up the attack until Fly counters by stepping aside, grabbing Dustin by the trunks and using his own momentum against him to throw him face first into the corner of the cage.

Fly stumbles away, having regained most of his ability to see straight. Soulfly goes straight to the well again and looks for another weapon, and this time he picks out the biggest most obvious weapon there is?.a table hanging from the wall! Soulfly brings the table down and props it up on the mesh floor. He calls down to Miranda.

Soulfly: Miranda, help me light this bitch up!

Tito: What did he just say?!

Vega: I think we?re going to see a flaming table enter the equation!

Bill: Hell yes!

Miranda reaches into her pocket and pulls out a book of matches and the bottle of Everclear. She climbs back into the bottom most cell and lights the match before climbing the ladder and opening the bottom door. Soulfly takes both the lit match and the bottle, douses the table with Everclear and lights it! Miranda closes the door and waits at the bottom of the last cell for the carnage to ensue!

Bill: HOT SHIT! HOT SHIT!

Soulfly viciously beats down on Dustin some more before dragging him to the table. Soulfly then grabs a chair and sets it up right in front of the flaming effigy.

Tito: What?s he doing?

Soulfly gets behind Dustin and locks in a Full Nelson. As soon as Dustin realizes what is happening he starts to flail! But Soulfly has it locked in tight and maintaining the hold he gets up on the chair. Then, with an incredible display of power he lifts Dustin up off his feet with the Full Nelson!

Tito: Oh no?.OH NO! I think he?s going to give Dustin a Sangue de Bairro through the flaming table!!

The crowd roars!!!

Vega: This is it?do it Fly! DO IT!

DUSTIN STARTS TO FIGHT! He?s trying to kick and squirm, trying to get Soulfly to break the hold. Fly has to return Dustin?s feet to the ground, but he maintains the hold.

SOULFLY LIFTS DUSTIN UP AGAIN!!

Tito: NO! Dustin, BY GOD YOU HAVE TO FIGHT! THE TITLE!!! THE TITLE!!!!

Bill (mockingly): ?The title!? ?The title!? BY GOD!!

Tito: Stuff it Bill, Dustin deserves this more than Soulfly does!

Bill: Whatever?.HEY! DUSTIN?S GOING DOWN!!

Soulfly looks like he?s about to take flight with his trademark move, a Full Nelson Face Buster usually performed off the top rope but modified to function off a standing position on a chair! IT?S GOING TO BE OVER FOR DUSTIN?.

WAIT! NO! Dustin fights again! Soulfly?s arms are in the way but Dustin jerks his head back repeatedly, trying to headbutt Fly. It doesn?t quite work, but Fly almost loses his balance on the chair and he has to put Dustin down again, but like a pit bull he maintains the hold!! The crowd gasps at another near miss for Dustin!

Tito: Dustin has to break that hold!!

But Soulfly has had enough! With one last surge of power he tightens the hold and swings Dustin back and forth like a child caught in the maw of a vicious predator?ripping and pulling and tearing on Dustin?s neck and upper back!

Soulfly (sounding possessed): THIS IS THE END!!!!

The fight leaves Dustin and Soulfly face busters Dustin through the table! Dustin is lost in a sea of wood and embers!! The crowd is a mixture of boos, gasps and ?Holy Fuck?s!?

Tito: DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

Vega: That just changed the whole course of the match right there! Dustin?s head and face were driven through wood and flames and into solid steel links!

Soulfly pulls himself away from the fracas. Dustin isn?t moving and the fire on the table is obviously out because the table is now in pieces! Dustin?s hair is literally smoking. He has already gotten a face full of fire twice before, and now his face appears to be even more severely burnt. Soulfly laughs manically as he pulls himself towards the side wall door of the cage.

Bill: Well, let?s pack up and go home. French fry face is done for.

Soulfy goes outside the second level and begins to climb the wall of the second level cage to get to the lip of the third level, where the walls are crackling with electricity. Now, amazingly Dustin begins to stir back on the second level.

Bill: Kentucky Fried Hughes lives!

Tito: Stop it Bill!

But Bill isn?t far from the mark. Dustin?s face is full of first degree burns, and his forehead and scalp is second and maybe even third degree burns. Some of his hair has been burnt away. But as he rolls onto his back he sees Soulfly climbing.

They two of them lock eyes and Soulfly is spurned onwards and upwards. Dustin is amazingly able to get to his feet and awkwardly make his way out of the second level, but before he leaves, he grabs a baseball bat off the wall. Dustin aims to hit Soulfly with the bat and force him off the wall, but Soulfly has already reaches the top. Dustin takes to the wall as well, and when he reaches the top Soulfly grabs his hair and tries to punch him off the wall and Dustin loses his balance and looks like he?s going to fall!

But miraculously, as the arm with the bat loses grip, Dustin holds on with the other hand! Soulfly reaches over the edge to try to pry Dustin?s fingers lose and send him tumbling! But Dustin retaliates by cracking Soulfly on top of the head with the bat!!

Crowd: OOOOOOOH!

Obviously Soulfly relents, and it even looks like a thin trickle of blood is beginning to pour from his scalp from the shot with the bat. Dustin throws himself over the lip and into the third cage! The crowd pops!

Tito: I can?t believe Dustin made it after taking that facebuster through the burning table!

Vega: That makes two of us?

Dustin is crawling on his hands and knees, so exhausted his limbs are well past exhaustion. But the title is hanging just above him. He gets up! He?s reaching, and with every centimeter the crowd gets louder and louder!

Bill: Uh?Fly? FLY!

Dustin?s getting closer!! His fingers are an inch away!!!

Vega: Soulfly?SOULFLY! GET UP!

Dustin?s going to grab the strap! The crowd noise reaches a crescendo?.CLOSER! CLOSER!

NO!! Soulfly intervenes and shoves Dustin into the electrified wall! Dustin is electrocuted!!!

Crowd: *GASPS!*

Tito: OH GOD!! POOR DUSTIN!

Bill: HAHAHA! Now he?s doubly cooked, with a gas and an electric stove! Get it?! GAS AND ELECTRIC!

Tito: Lame! And in poor taste.

Heavy heat from the crowd ensues as Dustin sinks down to his knees, his muscles spasming from the shock. Soulfly smiles wickedly and himself goes to reach for the title! BUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, BASEBALL BAT IN HAND, DUSTIN STOPS HIM! He reaches up and smashes the bat into Soulfly?s hand! Soulfly falls and Dustin is on him, he plants his boot on Soulfly?s arm, brings the bat up high and brings it down on Soulfly?s hand!

Soulfly: SON OF A BITCH!!

Dustin keeps pummeling Fly?s hand and Soulfly screams!! If the crowd wasn?t so loud we would be hearing the bones in his hand snap!! Finally, Dustin drops the bat and hits the ground as though stricken with a sudden bought of dizziness. Dustin vomits through the chain links, a vile mixture of bile and blood.

Tito: Ugh?Dustin might be concussed.

Bill: I?m sure that jolt didn?t help either.

The camera is able to get a close up shot of Soulfly?s fingers?and they are clearly broken!! They are already starting to swell and his index finger is bent at a slightly obtuse angle. Soulfly cradles his broken hand in his armpit, the throbbing pain turning to rage! Dustin does not seem to be getting up, the blows with the bat may have been his last gasp! Soulfly slowly reaches up?.AND HE PULLS DOWN THE TITLE WITH HIS GOOD HAND! Soulfly is aware enough to flip off the crowd before he picks Dustin up.

Bill: What now?

Soulfly secures the title around his waist and admires it for a moment before picking Dustin up and positioning him above the trap door for a Tombstone Piledriver!

Tito: We?ve seen stuff like this before! The door might give under pressure from a move like this!!

Bill (sarcastically): DAMN THOSE DOORS! DAMN THEM!

Soulfly is about to spike Dustin with the piledriver?.BUT DUSTIN COUNTERS! He wraps his legs around Soulfly?s neck in a scissor hold and performs a picture perfect hurricanrana! Soulfly is sent rolling almost into the electrified wall, but throws his hands up and stops just short! But right when he thinks he?s saved himself Dustin dropkicks Fly into the electrified wall!!

Crowd: OOOOOHHHHH!

Tito: Now Soulfly got a taste!

Fly backs off from the wall, still suffering the after effects of the juice, when Hughes grabs him by his trunks and throws him into the wall AGAIN!

Tito: AND STILL ANOTHER TASTE!

Fly looks to be nearing unconsciousness on his feet as he literally drops like a bag of bricks, not even cognizant enough to break his fall. Dustin picks him up, cries out a barbaric cry of victory, hefts Soulfly up and delivers a CRADLE PILEDRIVER (OOC: LOOK AT DAVE?S BANNER!!) through the trap door!

THE DOOR BREAKS OPEN AND BOTH MEN TUMBLE DOWN TO THE SECOND LEVEL! SOULFLY DROPS ON HIS HEAD AND BY THE GRACE OF GOD THE SECOND FLOOR DOOR HOLDS! EVERY MEMBER OF THE CAPACITY CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!

Crowd: YOU KILLED SOULFLY! YOU KILLED SOULFLY!! YOU KILLED SOULFLY!!!

Down below, now back on the outside, Miranda screams!

Tito: SWEET JUMPING JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!

Vega: Oh God! FLY!!

Bill: HOOOOOLY CRAP!

Obviously, neither man is moving. And neither of them does move for a disturbingly long time.

Tito: Wow?just wow. This match might end in a no-contest. I can?t believe the sheer brutality they have inflicted on each other, and now with Soulfly taking that Cradle Piledriver from one level all the way down to the other?

Vega: This does NOT look good.

The crowd starts to clap and slam their feet down in unison, trying to bring these competitors back to life. Unsurprisingly, Dustin is the first to show signs of life. His arm abruptly thrusts itself up into the air and the crowd voices their approval. He rolls over and rips the World Title off of Soulfly?s lifeless form!

Vega: OH NO!

Dustin opens the trap door and thankfully the ladder from before is still in place. He starts to climb down the ladder, but is too exhausted to make it all the way and he falls off, planting himself on the mat.

Tito: He?s close! He?s so close!! All he needs to do is crawl out that door and he?s got it!

Hand over hand, Dustin approaches the door. His burnt face locks in a determined scowl as he sets his sights on his destination. He picks himself up off the mat, determined to WALK rather than crawl through the door!!

Dustin gets closer, and closer?.UP TOP SOULFLY IS STIRRING! But Dustin is so damn close?.HE?S GONNA MAKE IT! One leg through the ropes, THEN THE OTHER LEG! HOP DOWN! HOP DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

Tito: DUSTIN HUGHES!!! WORLD CHAMPION!

BUT NO!!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE MIRANDA SUPERKICKS THE CAGE DOOR BACK IN DUSTIN?S FACE!

Bill: Miranda with the huge save!!

Tito: DAMN IT!!

Vega: Thank God!!

The impact opens up some of the sores on Dustin?s face and aggravates his concussion. Up top, Soulfly groggily sits up, his eyes are glassy, he too most likely has been concussed. Dustin falls back through the ropes, so close yet so far from victory!! He goes to the center of the ring and tries to get up, bracing himself on the ladder. But he loses his balance and the ladder falls over. Dustin is on his back again, his eyes half open slits, but amazingly the title still hangs out of his hand.

Soulfly, in a daze that for once is not drug induced, reaches up and grabs hold of the broken, hanging third level trap door. With a fierce jerk, he breaks it free of what was left of its hinges.

Tito: What is he doing?!

Soulfly looks down to the lowest level where Dustin is laid out. Fly looks at the title, and then looks to be comprehending something.

Then, in a split second, he has the broken door held in front of him. HE LEAPS FROM THE SECOND LEVEL AND SPLASHES DUSTIN ON THE MAT WITH THE CHAIN LINK DOOR!!

Tito: YOU?VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

Crowd: HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK!!

Soulfly and Dustin, with the door impacting between them, literally bounce off the mat! Dustin spews up blood into the air as Soulfly and his make shift weapon come crushing down on his chest!!
Tito: This could go either way now ladies and gentlemen!

Soulfly forces himself to stir, favoring his broken fingers which he was forced to use to grab hold of the door. With his uninjured hand he takes the belt out of Dustin?s limp hand and starts to crawl for the door! Miranda opens the door and urges him forward.

Soulfly is 2 feet from the door?


ONE FOOT?.



HALF A FOOT?


SIX INCHES! OH MY GOD, HE?S GONNA WIN!

Vega: He?s almost there, wait?NO!!!

Dustin Hughes has the cattle prod that was dropped from the second level earlier! He fell on top of it, obscuring it from view, but now he?s using it on Soulfly just as Soulfly?s fingers inch around the ring apron! Dustin pulls Soulfly back from the door by his ankle and again drives the prod down into Fly?s chest! Fly kicks and quakes and gurgles out an agonized cry as the electricity arcs through him!! Dustin is finally forced to give up because he can?t make himself stand any longer. He crawls over to the title as Fly?s body continues to spasm. With the prod still in hand, he grabs the title as well and heads to the door. Miranda looks like she?s about to close the door in his face again, but Dustin threatens her with the cattle prod and she backs off.

Tito: Dustin!! HE?S HALF OUT OF THE CAGE!

Weary and in much pain, Dustin starts to slide himself through the door, the upper half of his body hangs under the top rope! He agonizingly pulls on the apron, trying to tumble to the floor and win the world title! MY GOD, HE?S SO CLOSE!!

HE?S GONNA DO IT!! ONE HAND ON THE FLOOR, CRAWLING, CRAWLING DESPERATELY, BUT HIS FEET NEED TO TOUCH!!


NOOO! Soulfy throws himself on top of Dustin, wraps in a choke hold! Dustin can?t move?and he?s so close!! Soulfly starts punching Dustin, Dustin throws some elbows back at Soulfly, but Soulfly is like a rapid pitbull, he won?t stop trying to beat Dustin down into submission!

Tito: THEY ARE LITERALLY FIGHTING, HANGING OUT OF THE DOOR!

Bill: Even I can?t take this anymore!!

Soulfly lunges up and tries to rip the title belt out of Dustin?s hands. Dustin readies the cattle prod again, but Miranda rips it out of his hands!! Soulfly wraps his good hand around the title and pulls, but Dustin won?t let go! Soulfly gets to his feet and pulls again, DUSTIN STILL WON?T LET GO! Fly drags Dustin back into the ring, the title is almost attached to Dustin! Soulfly falls down, but he too doesn?t let go of the belt. It?s a tug of war between two crippled giants!

Just then, Miranda tosses the cattle prod back in the ring! Soulfly, with a sick gleam in his eye, lets go of the title and grabs for the weapon! He puts it up to Dustin?s neck and shocks him?again and again and again! Soulfly screams in frustrated rage and throws the cattle prod away, this is it, it has to be enough to get Dustin to release his hold on the title! He pulls!

Dustin doesn?t let go!!! But in a fraction of a second he uses Soulflys pull on the belt to help him get to his feet, and then he lashes out with a KILLJOY!!! Soulfly goes down! SOULFLY IS DOWN!

Tito: ANOTHER KILLJOY! DUSTIN STILL HAS THE TITLE!

Dustin starts to crawl away, that was it! He was completely spent with that last move! He throws up again, and we can see it in his eyes that he is just GONE!

Tito: Dustin, for the love of God, YOU MUST MOVE!

And Dustin moves! He?s crawling again!!

SOULFLY?S HAND SHOOTS UP AND GRABS DUSTIN?S ANKLE! We get a close up of his face, blood is pouring out of his mouth and his head is matted with blood, the Killjoy opened up his earlier wound. Soulfly?s face is becoming a crimson mask, twisted and evil by the worst sort of desperate hate you can possible imagine!

Dustin doesn?t even look back, he just kicks out of pure instinct, trying to get Soulfly?s hand off of his ankle. It doesn?t work, Soulfly holds on for dear life! Soulfly wraps his arm around Dustin?s neck and pulls Dustin up to his feet slowly, they trade some weak blows, with Soulfly finally getting off an uppercut that sends Dustin into the ropes?AND STILL DUSTIN HOLDS ONTO THE TITLE!!

Soulfly tosses Dustin through the ropes and Dustin is millimeters from the fire. Soulfly also sloughs himself through the ropes. He grabs hold of Dustin?s throat with both hands, even the broken one as he tries to make it work.

Bill: What?s he gonna do?!!

SOULFLY PLUNGES DUSTIN UP INTO THE FIRE AND HOLDS HIM THERE! SCREAMS ECHO THROUGH THE BUILDING!! Dustin is burning, he?s being held into the maelstrom and the sick smell of burning flesh permeates! Soulfly loses his balance and gets too close to the fire, it starts to lick at his flesh, but he?s so psychotically distracted he doesn?t even realize that he too is burning!!

Tito: They are both burning alive! STOP THIS! STOP THIS!

Soulfly holds Dustin in the fire until every last bit of fight has left him. Dustin?s eyes finally close and Soulfly tosses Dustin disdainfully back through the ropes. The title falls from Dustin?s hands. Soulfly greedily lunges through the ropes and grabs hold of the title! With his precious in hand, he slithers toward the door, a battered, bleeding, and burned shadow of a human being! Dustin is in his wake, eyes closed, flesh peeled and still smoking.

Tito: NO! GOOD GOD! STAY DOWN DUSTIN! This isn?t worth it anymore! We need an ambulance! WE NEED MEDICAL HELP!

Soulfly reaches the door and slithers through. His hands touch the ground and Miranda puts her arms around her man and starts to help him through.

Dustin isn?t moving.

Soulfly gets one leg on the floor.

Dustin still doesn?t move.

Soulfly gets his other leg on the floor.

It?s over. Soulfly wins.

Vega: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!

Tito: It?s over?but look at the cost! LOOK AT THE COST!!

Medics start flowing down the entryway as Soulfly huddles up on the floor in a fetal position with the title pressed firmly against his body. Miranda begs him to say something but Soulfly is well beyond words. The medics force Miranda to get away from him as they tend to Soulfly and Dustin who is still in the ring.

Bill (for once, awed): Holy shit?

Tito: Good God, that was barbaric... just barbaric...

The Cannabis Cart appears on the ramp, blaring ?Oxy Cotton?, with Dave Rave behind the wheel and D-matic sitting shotgun. On the back, sit Eric Mitchell, and Hardcore Al, with Alice Allure sitting between them, the cart rides up to ringside and stops.

Tito: Looks like the Firm is here to help out the new World Champ.

vega: The Firm is family Tito, after that match, he needs family.

Al is still broken from his match, and sits with the Custom Chaos belt across his lap as the rest spill off the cart. The paramedics flee as D-Matic threatens them. Fly is still in the fetal position, tightly grasping the World Title. Miranda and Alice lean in close, talking to him. D-matic and Eric move in and they each grab an arm. Rave stands behind and the three manage to get fly to his feet, but he refuses to let go of the title. Alice takes out a pair of blunts and puts them in Fly?s mouth. She pulls out a lighter, but Fly shakes ?no?. He says something low and barely audible for D and Eric, but they lead him over to the cage, where he uses the fire to light up the victory blunts.

Tito: He?s going to need more than two blunts after that match.

Bill: That?s for sure.

The three lead him over to the cart and sit him on the backstage next to Al. Rave reclaims the drivers seat, and D reclaims shotgun. Eric sits in the middle of the two broken champions, As Miranda sits on Flys lap, and Alice sits on the right leg of fly, stretching her legs out across Eric and resting her feet in Al?s lap.

Bill: They?re packing onto that thing like a bunch of Mexicans.

We hear Vega slap Bill several times as the Cannabis Cart starts to head back up the ramp, blaring ?Go To Sleep? Al and Fly seem to think the same thing as they each raise their belts high in the air, to a standing ovation. Meanwhile, Dustin, with the help of the medics, has exited the ring, and with their help is walking towards the back. The crowd is chanting ?Dus-tin, Dus-tin, dus-tin?

[TKOW Board]

Tito:We?ve had a night that noone will ever forget. I?m Tito Poppi for Playboy Bill Jakes & Vega Dominiquez and here to take us out, performing the Megabowl IV theme song ?So Cold? Breaking Benjamin!

Breaking Benjamin begin playing, the Khaostron showing Highlights from the night

{Angelica is keenly aware of the danger the fork presents and carefully paces around Bob, the hunchback finally lunges at her, but she catches his arm and Judo tosses him to the ground, the fork falls from Bob's grasp and Angelica quickly retrieves it... Angelica has a disgusted face, but doesn't flinch as she stabs the fork into Bob's forehead, drawing copious amounts of blood while Bob screams in agony.}

{Kahn lays a full mouth on mouth kiss on Angelica, he manages to hold it for a good thirteen seconds before she finally manages to shove away from him, she then turns back to Kahn, an angry look on her face, and plants him with a good swift kick in the lower regions!! As Angelica celebrates a figure rolls into the ring wearing a New York Knicks "Marbury" Jersey. The crowd erupts once the realize who it is. An oblivious Angelica turns around straight into a ... superkick. The Kid stands over her and then rolls out as Bad-Star gets up and tries to fight him off. Khan looks down at the SCW beauty and takes full advantage picking her up and easily tossing her over the top rope}

{Aguila whips Melvin against the ropes and runs the opposite direction where he then springboards off the second rope into a corkscrew landng on his feet behind Melvin where he grabs Melvin in a reverse face lock only to have what looks to be a reverse ddt countered into a downward spiral}

{Melvin leaps off the top rope forwards and then backwards into a shootingstar press...But unlike normal shooting stars, Melvin flips not once, not twice, but three times in the air...but as amazing as it sounds, Melvin hits nothing but canvas as Aguila has rolled out of the way causing Melving to crash to the mat forcefully....Aguila slowly gets to his feet where he looks to capitalize on a fallen Melvin who also gets to his feet grabbing his ribs in pain and spewing blood all over the place...Aguila grabs Melvins chin from behind with both hands and jumps back first onto the mat with his knees up causing Melvins Back to suffer extreme whiplash as he bounces off Aguila's knees in a move previously called "The Lung Blower"....Aguila covers Melvin}

Crowded streets are cleared away
One by One

{Jason Starr and Dave Rave are celebrating in the ring}

Hollow heroes separate
As they run

{D-matic gets up and reaches down to pick up Phil. He goes to throw Phil in the ropes but Phil reverses and swings under the arm of D-Matic still holding on to it. He then pulls D-Matic in with a kick to the gut. D-Matic bends down and Phil puts him in the Career Killer(Double Underhook Piledriver).}

You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine

{Taylor gets his wits about and lifts Cody and rolls him onto the hood of a Corvette. He lifts him up in the Masters Clash position and faces the concrete. Taylor then shakes his head and turns around facing the windshield. He nods his head and hits the move right on the windshield. The crowd goes wild. Cody?s body shatters the windshield completely as he becomes a bloodied mess.}

Wise men wonder while
Strong men die

{Sadler celebrates with the Union Jack and the Extreme Chaos Title}

Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are

{Wildcat goes for The Devastation (A Powerslam), and hits it!}

satisfied and empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try

{Dushae locks and loads the gun quickly, and puts it to his head, before pulling the trigger, launching the bullet. The bullet blasts through Dushae's head, and blows brains all over the canvas. Dushae's dead body falls to the ground with a thud, as Wildcat jumps back in shock. }

If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make-believe, dead and dry

{Dusty backs up and runs the ropes to hit a dropkick to the knee of Karnij that drops the big man down. Dusty then runs and hits Karnij with a dropkick to the face, and Karnij goes down. Dusty rolls him over and hooks the leg for a pin??1?kickout! Dusty stares at the ref while Karnij gets to his feet. The anger is evident on Karnij?s face and he charges after Dusty who jumps out of the ring. Karnij follows and chases around the ring. Unknown to Karnij, Amazon grabs a steel chair and goes to sneak up on him, but Ghalleon sees and dives through the ropes to knock Amazon off her feet.}

You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hand on me one last time

{Karnij then pulls Dusty up and hits?.The Total Carnage! Meanwhile Amazon gets up and Ghalleon hits her with?..the Ragnarok!. Both men cover their respective opponents. The ref looks from Ghalleon, who has hooked Amazon?s leg, to Karnij, who has done the same with Dusty. The ref is unsure which wrestlers are legal?.so he does a count on both!}

Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are

{As Landon is about to signal for the bell "Starseed" by Our Lady Peace plays as the crowd explodes. On the KhaosTron are scenes of the career of Eric "Chief" Mitchell. Landon. Duke, and Kid look on as the scenes play out ending with Chief being set on fire. The scene burns away to black as the words "Legends Never Die" come across the KhaosTron, As the words start to glow the arena night go off as only the words can be seen and all that can be heard is the remnants of Our Lady Peace and the excitement of the crowd. As the lights turn on the crowd explodes even louder as Chief stands in the middle of the ring with a wig and face mask laying beside him. Duke and Kid seem as if they have seen a ghost}

satisfied and empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try

{Kid looks down at the crimson red face of Duke who looks dead but shows signs of life as his chest moves up and down. He grabs the chair that was left in the ring earlier and places it across Duke's face. He climbs the ropes and jumps off ... into a Corkscrew moonsault landing on top of the chair. The crowd explodes as the blood splatters on impact.}

{Tanner gets behind Rave and sets up up for the Revolver (Adrian puts his left arm around the back of his opponents head, then locks his right hand with his left, trapping the opponents head as he lock his left leg behind the opponents right and falls backwards into a modified Reverse STO/ Flatliner move.)}

{just as Rave turns around, Tanner charges at him with a desperation Superkick.At the last second, Rave ducks and spins around. Adrian truns around and is met with a quick boot to the gut. He keels over and Rave grabs him in the cradle piledriver position, hitting the Buzzkiller (Cradile Piledriver) right in the centre of the ring.}

{Instead of falling backward, Burden drops Hawke down in a brainbuster position, her head being driven down into the turnbuckle.}

Show me how it ends it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are

{Lady Hawke quickly goes outside the ring and Matt tags her, making it official. She then climbs the ropes as Griffen slides Havoc a little closer. She bends over backwards as Griffen gets on the second rope and grabs her in a reverse suplex. He hoists her up and drops back, turning in the air and propelling her body down into a moonsault style body splash, crushing Havoc!}

satisfied and empty inside
That's alright, let's give this another try

{Al finally drags Aaron to one of the stages where the bands play. On the stage is a series of metal support beams. Al grabs Aaron?s wrist with the free cuff and drags it over to a free support beam. He revels in his glory as he locks Aaron?s wrist to the support. Aaron comes to and realizes his predicament as he struggles to free his wrist, but to no avail. Al raises his arms in victory as he takes a step forward. Suddenly, Aaron Mc hits a drop toe hold on Al, causing Al to fall face first into his own chair. Al is dazed as Aaron reaches over to Al?s free cuff. He barely reaches it, but when he does, he quickly attaches it to the closest available object: his one free wrist.}

It's alright

{Al then begins to climb the scaffold which is about 12 feet off the ground. Al finally reaches the top. He raises his arm then grabs the chair and holds it in position. He leaps off the scaffold with a front flip as the flash bulbs go off across the arena. In mid-air Al places the chair under his leg as he crashes down with a front-flip leg drop with the chair right across Aaron?s neck/face/chest.}

It's alright
It's alright

{Mingla steps in with a brutal left foot to the side of the head, that sends Phoenix rolling to the outside and landing on the table he set up earlier. Mingla sees his opportunity. He quickly climbs to the top rope, and connects with a high angle moonsault that sends both men crashing through the table to the floor below.}

It's alright
It's alright

{Phoenix?s right foot slips off the ladder, he starts to fall. Mingla reaches up. Phoenix regains his footing, takes a step up, and hits Jace with a right hand of his own. Phoenix takes another step up and hits Mingla again, and sets him up, for a suplex? Phoenix lifts Mingla into the air, he?s still fighting it and the ladders rocking like crazy. Mingla's body falls from the suplex position, landing on Phoenix?s shoulders in a firemens carry! The ladder falls to the ropes, both men go flying off it towards the ladder bridge and... Phoenix Driver! The driver hits?.through the two ladders Phoenix set up earlier, the impact causes the announce tables to collapse as well as theirs a mess of wood, ladder and Bodies.}

It's alright
It's alright

{Dustin, wracked with pain from the hold, reaches back and plunges the prod into the back of Soulfy?s leg and activates it, sending untold volts of juice into the back of Fly?s knee! Fly clearly shouts ?SHIT!? as he literally falls out of the Tree of Pain and grabs his leg. Knowing that Dustin has the prod he tries to get to a vertical base, but the electrocuted leg gives out and he falls back down again! This time, Dustin wisely doesn?t give Soulfly a chance to get in a shot, he rushes him, plunges the end of the prod deep into Soulfly?s neck and activates it!! Fly jerks violently and issues a gutteral cry! Down below, Miranda cries out and tears her eyes away from the action! The crowd, of course, loves it!}

]It's alright
It's alright

{Dustin picks him up, cries out a barbaric cry of victory, hefts Soulfly up and delivers a CRADLE PILEDRIVER through the trap door! THE DOOR BREAKS OPEN AND BOTH MEN TUMBLE DOWN TO THE SECOND LEVEL! SOULFLY DROPS ON HIS HEAD AND BY THE GRACE OF GOD THE SECOND FLOOR DOOR HOLDS! EVERY MEMBER OF THE CAPACITY CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!}

The band fades out the song as the image of Fly on the back of the Cannabis Cart with the world title.

-[Fade out]-


Credits

Shady Camp Opener ? Fly
SCW Battle Royal ? KB Driva
Melvin vs El Hijo De Aguila ? Dustin
El Hijo is Jason Starr ? Jason Starr
D-Matic vs EKP ? Hardcore Al
Salazar segment ? T-Money
Extreme Chaos match ? Dave Rave
The Secrets out ? Fly
- - - - - -
Section 8 opener ? Phoenix
Wildcat vs Dushae ? **Star**/Dushae
Hector segment ? Ghalleon
Tag Team Match - **Star**
Raves Battle Of The Bands ? Dave Rave
SCW Cup ? Eric Mitchell
Battle of The bands, Green Day ? Fly
Tanner/Rave ? Ghalleon
BOTB: NIN - Fly
Tag Team Titles ? Phoenix & Dave Rave
BOTB: Shady Camp - Fly
Rave/Aaron segment ? Rave & Aaron
Unification match ? Dave Rave
Section 8 Segment - Phoenix
Blood Money Hitman Ladder Match - Fly
Firm & Phoenix segment ? Fly & Phoenix
World Title Match - Onslaught
postmatch - Fly
Closer & Credits - Fly