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Voice: You know, this isn't the first time I've done this. Hiding from the Ward, hiding from Power, hiding from the world, and then making a tape of me and sending it in to be seen by the masses.

A video camera shot comes into focus. It's unsteady, and a close shot, on a crazy angle.

Carpenter: But it's fun, you know? Being out in the world, on your own, scrounging for food and a warm place to sleep while you plan the destruction of a loved ones mind.

New Era was fun for me, as if you couldn't have guessed. I got to wear a costume. I got to play with some boobies. I got to make a woman sexually violate her own brother. Or husband. Or boyfriend. I really can't remember.

The bandaged face looks around, making sure it's alone before continuing.

Carpenter: I got to trash that hussie, that floozy, that wench, that FUCKING SLUT, Aello. Aello, maybe if you weren't so busy PORKING my brother you'da put up half a fight. I heard you used to be HARDKORE. I was HARDKORE too. Did you beat Cobryn into a bloody crying pulp? No? Just me?

Carpenter moves the camera around, eyeing the lens.

Carpenter: But the Gauntlet... Whoa nelly the Gauntlet. All those minutes of pure bliss, I thought I was going to cream my pants. The sounds of bones breaking, flesh ripping, tendons falling, and that was just what I did to Blood Child. I broke that man. I BROKE him. He's not coming back. He's lying in a hospital bed wondering why he couldn't have died in there.

And of course, that laughable idiot, T.H. Power. I pounded him, much like my brother pounds Aello. Just in a different sort of way. I beat on him. I tore him. I burned him. I crushed him.

People want to know "why Carpenter? why did you let him win?" I say, why did I wait so long? Had I not decimated every square inch of his being, I could have had a good laugh watching him face off against Griffen. Now THAT would have been entertaining.

And finally, there's my dear brother. Whom Aello is porking. Brother dear, you asked me, on that plane ride, if I had anything to do with "it". And I said no. At the end of New Era, what you saw made you think I was a liar. But no, I am not. I am not behind "it". But I am a part of it. I made myself a part of it. I became "it". It's time to test your mettle brother. Time to see what you're made of. It's time to break your mind. Make you into me. And then, dear brother, the times we can have. The bodies we can break. The screams we can create. The symphony of horror and destruction. It will be beautiful.

So stop humping Aello and pay attention. I can appear at any time, anyplace, with any little bit of the information you so desperately crave. I'll be waaaatttcccchhhhiiiinngg...

Carpenter's face fades...

The most familiar opening chord's ever, Welcome To the Jungle, start up to signal the new beginning of TKOW's...



The logo fades and and we're launched directly into a montage of TKOW 2005 spots, focusing on wrestlers currently in the federation. Phoenix, Soulfly, Kid Styles, Salazar, Matt Griffen, Ghalleon, Crim, Cody, Aello, Saphron, Carpenter, Bob Lancelot, Pender, and Lady Hawke. Shots of them all fly by, both spot shots as well as promo shots.

{Axel Rose}
Welcome to the Jungle, we got fun-n-games
We got everything you want, honey we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle watch it bring you to your shuna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get them for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle feel my, my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

The camera pans around the inside of the MetraPark Arena, showing a sold out crowd at a fever pitch. Fireworks explode off the stage, highlighting the new five-piece KhaosTron.

Tito: Good evening and welcome to another edition of Mass Khaos! Just three shows away from the biggest spectacle TKOW has, MegaBowl V, and the road to the title continues tonight!

Johnny: That's right! We know six names that have a shot at Phoenix's gold come MegaBowl V, but only three can make it through! Who's it going to be!

Tito: We may find out one name it WON'T be tonight! Word is that if Kid Styles can't defeat Tobias Burden, coupled with his loss to Salazar and his "may as well have been losses" to Ghalleon, he'll be out of the running!

Johnny: The punk never deserved it anyway.

Tito: It looks like we'll be hearing from Bob Lancelot next.

We see Bob Lancelot on the main screen of the KhaosTron. Behind him is a black backdrop. Physically Bob Lancelot looks terrible. Bob's eyes are swollen, his lip is bulging, and his arm is in a cast. All this pain because of one match, the nights of lost sleep because of one sick individual's perception of pain, all this because of The Brutality Cage.

Lancelot: I didn't ask to be put in that cage. It just happened; I was convenient at that time. Whichever one of the higher-ups that makes the decisions decided that I should participate in that match. Did I have to agree? No. Did I have to participate? No. Did I want to participate? Yes.

After TLC people were talking about me. The things these people said hurt me, not physical hurt, not like I?m physically hurting now, no. The things the people said hurt me mentally. People were saying that I was not good enough, after I lost my Television Title in that TLC match. People said that I shouldn't have ever been champion, that I screwed up, bit off more than I could chew, I tarnished the prestige of that belt. But the thing that hurt me the most was when the people said that Bob Lancelot was not hardcore.

Hardcore isn't about the chairs they said..... they said hardcore isn't about the tables, it?s not about the baseball bats, it?s not about the barbed wire, nor the C4 explosives or the ladders....they told me hardcore is in the mind. When they told me that I didn't have the mentality of a hardcore wrestler... that hurt more than any chair shot, it hurt more than any bump off the top of a ladder, it hurt more than being subdued to the agony of a bed of barbed wire. When the people told me that I was not hardcore, it took all the years of work, the blood, the sweat and flushed them down the toilet. It hurt my pride.

When I stepped inside the Brutality Cage, I was thinking of one thing and one thing only - survival. I needed to beat the living hell out of whomever I came up against, and fortunately for me - fortunately for everybody else in the cage before me, I came out last. This meant that I could not get revenge on Carpenter. I just had Griffen to punish. I took him to his limits, I took him coast-to-coast, slammed him through a table, hit him with a chest plate, smashed him into chairs, bled him like a pig.....but it was not enough and despite getting up before the ten count on several occasions I wasn't good enough to beat Griffen and I was slammed to the mat for ten through a construction of metal, wood and glass.

I lay on the mat, unable to get back up, but my life was changed forever. The Cage was like nothing I had ever experienced and, after dancing toe-to-toe with Matt Griffen in the most hardcore, brutal environment I have ever experienced, I now know I am ready to take back MY Television Title. I now know that I am ready to take Carpenter to the places he has only dreamt of in his nightmares and cause him never to return. I am ready for this, more ready now than ever before, and I am so glad I did not have to face Carpenter in the cage, because I know if I did face him, then it would be a long time before he would be physically able to defend MY Television Title and so keep me waiting to take it back. So I am ready, be it at Mass Khaos next week, be it the week after, be it at Megabowl I will take back what belongs to me.

Carpenter, be prepared, because I am coming and I will take back my title.

Bob stares at the camera for a brief second and then removes his mic and leaves the set.

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The KhaosTron main screen switches back to Yuri Testkov in the ring.

Yuri Testkov: THE FIRST MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL~!

The lights go out...

[Tupac]
What do we have here now, Do you want to fight or die?

It?s dark?Haiiil Maary A ra ra ra ra ra

A silver spotlight shines on the entrance below the KhaosTron, the rest of the arena is dark.

*GONG* *GONG*

The music starts, equipped with the dark trench coat and arms raised The Forsaken appears on the stage and the arms fall back down. Then he slowly proceeds to walk to the ring as the silver light flickers at times but continues shining. He walks down the ramp and looks around with a wolfish grin and nods slowly and the flicker stops, the arena is bathed in silver lights... then they flicker too.

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, STANDING 6 FEET 5 INCHES AND WEIGHING 217 POUNDS, THE FORSAKEN ONE, SALAZAR, TYRENUS~!

Until he raises his right arm and then they stop. He climbs up the steps and gets into the ring before standing on all four turnbuckles and looking down sinisterly at the crowd.

Tito: What? No ladies first?

Johnny: What are you talking about? Salazar IS a lady? didn?t you know?

Tito: ?

The arena goes dark with the cry of hawk. As Navras by Juno Reactor begins the 'Tron flashes the first four lines of English translations in concert with the appropriate chanting. Simultaneously a black strobe spotlight flashes onto a spot on the stage, first slowly then speeding up in a gradual yet steady rate.

"Asato ma sad gamaya"
{From delusion lead me to truth}

*A golden talon appears on stage with each flash of the strobe. The flashing steadily increases to an ever faster rate, keeping in tempo with the music while doing so.*

"Asato ma sad gamaya"
{From delusion lead me to truth}

"Tamaso ma jyotir gamaya"
{From darkness lead me to light}

"Mrtyor mamrtam gamaya."
{From death lead me to immortality}

The strobing stops and a spotlight suddenly takes its place, revealing Lady Hawke standing on stage, the talon revealed as the one on her bodysuit. She walks down the ramp toward the ring, the spotlight remaining on her.

Yuri Testkov: HIS OPPONENT, FROM BOWLING GREEN KENTUCKY, STANDING FIVE FOOT ELEVEN AND WEIGHING SOMETHING, A MEMBER OF THE BIRDS OF PREY, REPRESENTING SECTION 8, LADY, HAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKEEEE~!!

The ring is slowly illuminated again, then the rest of the arena. The Section 8 logo appears on the Khaostron and stays. The spotlight on Lady Hawke fades as she reaches the lit area of the ring. She dives into the ring, quickly standing.

Salazar immediately charges and the ref calls for the bell.

Tito: Salazar is wasting no time jumping Hawke.

Johnny: What man would? You have to be quick to catch that Bird.

Hawke nails Salazar with a standing dropkick as he reaches her, catching him square in the chest and driving him back several feet. She scrambles to her feet and Salazar hits her with an impaler DDT. Salazar jumps up and goes for a knee drop but Hawke rolls out of the way and to her feet. She lays into him with a kick flurry before he can get off his knees. She finishes it with a hard kick to Salazar?s head. As he falls forward she hits him with a famouser, afterwards pulling him toward the center of the ring by his feet and locking in the Myth Breaker.

The ref drops to check on the hold. Salazar fight back, pulling at Hawke?s leg and when he can?t move it from the front, he works his hand behind and applies some force, slowly prying it away and loosening the hold. He slips his left hand between his throat and the back of her knee and runs his right out to her foot and begins twisting it.

Feeling the twist, Hawke releases Salazar?s legs, leans on over to her side and kicks his hand with her left foot, eventually freeing her right. He takes the opportunity to push her leg away enough to slip his head out from under. He immediately rolls over, pinning her facedown beneath him. The Forsaken rolls across her body toward her head and grabs the back of her veil mask and slams her face into the mat several times--some of the crowd counting along in the midst of loud booing.

Hawke works her arms beneath her and forces herself up high enough that her face doesn?t connect with the mat. Salazar raises up and drops an elbow to the back of her neck and shoulders, forcing her back down.

Tito: Salazar is determined to keep Hawke down.

Johnny: What guy wouldn?t want her beneath him? I know I?d love to be in his place about now?

Salazar goes for another elbow but Hawke rolls out of the way. The Forsaken hits the mat and grabs for his arm. Hawke scrambles for her feet and connects with a standing shooting star press. She pulls Salazar up into a jawbreaker then back hands him several times.

Tito: What the hell? Is he grinning?

Johnny: I think so?

Salazar IS grinning and reaches up, catching her hand and punches her in the gut hard, doubling her over. He grabs her throat in a double choke hold and stands up, pulling her up into an elevated choke hold. Skye struggles, grabbing his arms and kicking at him with her feet. She draws her knees up and kicks at his chest, leveraging her feet and pushes with all her might while chopping at his elbow with her hands. Salazar takes a few steps forward with a slight turn and suddenly releases Hawke!

Tito: Oh no!!! Lady Hawke kicked herself free? right into the turnbuckle!

Hawke slams into the turnbuckle, her head jerking back, the wind knocked out of her.
Salazar immediately rushes in, grabbing the ropes on both sides, and commences kneeing her repeatedly. The ref tries to get in to see but Salazar turns and clocks him, flipping him over the ropes and into the floor.

Tito: Oh hell, no!! Now he can whatever he wants to her and the ref can?t do a thing!

Johnny: Hell?. I?d like to do something to Hawke?

The Forsaken turns back to Hawke, only to get hit with a swinging neckbreaker! She follows with a German suplex and rolls for a second, nailing it. Salazar fights back, breaking free before she can hit a third. He punches her in the head with closed fists several times and whips her into the closest turnbuckle. He follows and removes the cover and grabs her face and smashes her head into it. The crowd counts along.

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

Suddenly Salazar is thrown back, holding his throat while Hawke shakes out her hand.

Tito: What the hell just happ-

Hawke turns and double mule kicks Salazar in the gut then roundhouse kicks him in the jaw.

Johnny: Looks like Hawke decided enough is enough.

The ref pulls himself up at the apron, shaking and rubbing his head, then rolls in and moves toward Hawke and Salazar. Hawke jumps up on the ropes and comes off hitting Salazar with a tornado DDT. She goes for the pin.

One!


Tw-

Salazar kicks out and tosses Hawke to the side. Once back on their feet they circle one another, looking for an opening. Salazar rushes Hawke and they lock up. He gets the advantage and slips around and hits her with a belly-to-back suplex. He pulls Hawke up and goes for a powerbomb, hitting it, but doesn?t release and pulls Hawke up and hits a second. The crowd boos as Salazar pulls her up and into a stalling brainbuster, walking around the ring.

When he nears the ropes she swings herself downward and uses the momentum to throws herself over them and , in a stall however as he starts to drop Hawke, she drops her lower legs behind his head, locks them around his head and neck, swings her torso out then back in between his legs, locking her arms behind his legs and yanks him down face first on top of her, his face and head slamming into the mat.

Johnny: Damn? that had to hurt both of them.. I LOVE IT!

Hawke squirms beneath Salazar and wiggles her legs free and crawls away a few feet before trying to stand on wobbly legs. Salazar rolls himself over and glares at Hawke as he wipes blood from his face and feels his nose.

Tito: Looks like Salazar isn?t happy that she managed to get out of that move.

Hawke backs up and climbs on the turnbuckle and sits on it, stretching out her legs. Salazar climbs to his feet and charges but Hawke swings her legs over the ropes and drops onto apron and then the floor.

Johnny: I knew it!! She?s a chicken!

The ref starts the count.

One!


Two!

Hawke motions for Salazar to join her, then reaches under the apron and pulls out a chair, tossing it toward the ramp.

Three!


Four!

She whistles again and motions him hitting her with the chair and slamming her into the barricade.

Johnny: She?s not just a chicken? she?s an idiot!

Five!


Six!

Salazar grins again.

Seven!

Hawke sprints around the side of the ring, Salazar following inside.

Eight!


Nine!

Hawke leaps for the apron, quickly rolling in and across the corner and out the adjacent side, Salazar attempting a stomping as she rolls through. She races on around the ring to the side near the ramp.

One!


Two!

Salazar takes his time walking back to the opposite side, watching Hawke intently. The crowd starts laughing at her antics of doing the moose hands (thumbs to ears, hands to the side of the head and wiggling fingers?usually accompanied by sticking out the tongue?) She motions them to say it as she does it again, dancing around outside the ring.

Three!


Four!

Crowd: *chanting* Nanny nanny boo boo!

Five!


Six!

Salazar turns away and Hawke takes the opportunity to quickly roll in and break the count. Salazar spins and dives after her as she rolls back out. She grabs him and DDTs him off the apron to the floor.

One!

Salazar scrambles and goes for the chair, turning around to slam it into Hawke, who ducks, but he quickly pulls it back and nails her with it.

Two!

Johnny: Looks like Hawke?s plan backfired on her.

Four!

Salazar swings again but Hawke dances back. He throws the chair at her and she moves again to dodge it and bat it away, but he follows and spears her hard into the apron, pinning her back against it. He yanks with one hand at her veil-mask while punching her with his other.

Six!


Seven!

Salazar belly-to-belly suplexes Hawke to the floor.

Eight!

He pulls her up and rolls her in the ring, rolls in himself, then grabs her and rolls them both out at the same time, landing with him on top of her on the floor.

One!

Salazar grabs her up and runs her into the barricade, flipping her over it, then grabbing her by her hair and slamming the back of her head into it multiple times.

Two!


Three!

Salazar releases her hair, pulling away a bloody hand. He yanks her up and hits a double underhook suplex, then stands and follows with a powerbomb onto the barricade. The crowd boos him and starts a Lady Hawke chant.

Tito: Oh geeze, that?s gotta hurt! Did he break her back?

Six!


Seven!

Salazar pulls a limp Lady Hawke to the apron and rolls her in, following and staying in this time.

He pulls her up, kicks her in the gut, and positions her for Bliss in the Abyss but she rouses and fights and rolls on over out of the hold before he can lift her up. She winces and grabs at her back as she rolls under the ropes and out onto the floor again. Salazar slides out after her and she quickly moves opposite the steel steps. He gives chase and she steps up on the lower step and drops kicks him in the face. This stuns him and he drops to his knees.

One!

She falls to the step and rolls off it, clutching her back again.

Two!


Three!


Four!

She fights through the pain and stands. Seeing Salazar on his knees, she hops and nails him with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head, driving him face first into the steel steps. She walks over and
leans on the apron, rubbing her back and moving awkwardly.

Five!


Six!

Hawke suddenly turns and bends backwards, touching the floor in a back bend, then pulls up and leans forward for a toe touch, only reaching through her legs and alternately grabbing an ankle and pulling to that side. A series of pops can be heard clear over to the announce table as she bends.

Seven!

Johnny: What the hell was that?

Hawke straightens, apparently in less distress and pulls Salazar, who is starting to stir, up onto the apron.

Eight!


Nine!

She pushes him under and slides in herself just at the ten count. She staggers to her feet and pulls Salazar up as best she can, whistling at him. He gets to his knees and she releases him and turns away. Salazar gets one foot under him, then the other. Hawke sprints toward the turnbuckle!

Tito: She?s going to do it! She?s going to?SCARRED!!! SHE HIT SALAZAR WITH SCARRED!

Hawke goes for the pin.

One!


Two!


Three!

Yuri Testkov: AND YOUR WINNER?. LADYYYYYY HAAAWWKKEEEEE!!

Tito: She won! She won!

Johnny: *sarcastically* Yeah, yeah, we all know how wonderful Lady Hawke is. Can we go to a commercial now?

Tito: Not quite.

Camera rolls to an area in the back where Jessica Spears is seen with a microphone in hand prepared to interview the Harrison Sisters who are right behind her.

Jessica: I'm here with the latest tag team to hit the TKOW arena, Julia and Kari, the Harrison Sisters.

She turns to the girls.

Jessica: So, why are you here in TKOW anyway?

Julia: Because we're like, SO the greatest tag team in the universe, and we like, want to make sure everyone knows it!

Kari: Like, totally!

Julia: And the best way for us to do that is, like, we TOTALLY get the TKOW Tag Team Titles!

Kari: Like, oh my God, like, so totally yeah! I mean think about it sis! We've won, like, SO many tag team titles in other feds that it's like, only fair that we TOTALLY get belts here!

Julia: I know sis, I mean, like, can you imagine a federation without us as champions?

Julia & Kari: Like, ewww!

The two girls giggle.

Jessica: Well, who do you have in mind to face off in your first match next show?

Julia: Like, we're supposed to care?

Kari: Like, so totally not!

Julia: Because it doesn't matter who you put up against us, we're like, SO TOTALLY gonna beat them!

Kari: Like, of course sis!

Julia: And if you don't believe that?

Kari: Well, we got two words for ya!

Julia & Kari: Like, what-eva!

The two girls leave the backstage camera view area in a flash after that, giggling the whole way through, leaving Jessica alone on the mic.

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

"Playboy" Bill Jakes, John Alamy, Jessica Spears and ?Hoops? Jackson are standing around backstage at the MetraPark Arena in Billings, Montana, apparently some time before Mass Khaos as the area is practically deserted.

In the background Matt Griffen, dressed in his street clothes and limping slightly, walks into view. His battle scars from New Era are still evident and healing on his face. As soon as he sees and hears the TKOW reporters, he slows and looks around for an avenue of escape.

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: We all know I?m the head reporter and-

?Hoops? Jackson: You are not. There hasn?t been a ?head? appointed. We?re all equal.

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: Like hell, we are. I have the most experience-

Jessica Spears: Only in the bedroom.

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: Look at the slut talk.

Griffen shakes his head and sidles into one of the locker rooms unnoticed by everyone but Alamy, who remains quiet and slips around the bickerers to follow Griffen. The camera slowly backs away, maneuvering to follow when Jakes notices.

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: Hey, just where do you think you?re going?

The cameraman lowers the camera to a view of the floor.

John Alamy: What?s it to ya?

"Playboy" Bill Jakes: You?re not going anywhere. I?m in charge!

John Alamy: Oh? so I can?t take a leak without you there to tell me how to hold my-

Jessica Spears: Oh please, you?re such a moron, Jakes. I?m going. I?m not putting up with your crap.

Jakes takes off after Spears, lecturing her, Jackson following. Alamy and the cameraman take advantage and enter the lockerroom where they find Griffen checking out the place.

John Alamy: Mr. Griffen? I?m John Alamy and I?m wondering if-

Matt: I?ll grant you an interview?

John Alamy: Yes, sir.

Griffen steps forward, extending a hand. Alamy takes it and they shake.

Matt: It?s nice to meet someone who doesn?t get in your face immediately.

Alamy grins while looking up at Griffen.

John Alamy: That?d be a bit difficult without a stepladder.

Matt: *grinning back* Or a set of stilts. So fire away.

Griffen leans back against a set of lockers, crossing his arms over his chest and crossing his ankles as well.

John Alamy: How are your injuries from New Era? Any problems with recovery?

Matt: My injuries are healing nicely, thank you. And no, I?m not having any problems. I?m well taken care of by Doc and Lady Hawke, like always.

John Alamy: What was it like in there, in the Brutality Cage?

Matt: It?s not something you can really verbalize. It?s more something you have to experience. It?s dangerous. It?s rough. It can break a man, potentially kill him.

John Alamy: Was it the most brutal match you?ve ever been in?

Griffen shakes his head.

Matt: No, I?ve been in several others that were more brutal, some with more participants.

John Alamy: So what was the most brutal match you?ve ever been in?

Matt: *without a pause* The Phoenix Pit.

John Alamy: That was where you won your first title wasn?t it?

Matt: Yes, it was. Quite a way to become a champion, too. It put me out of the business for over six weeks with burns, broken bones, and the like.

John Alamy: During the Brutality Cage match at New Era it appeared you were trying to get T.H. Power to lay down for you. Is that true? And, if so, why?

Matt: T.H. had already been through a lot with Carpenter. I didn?t feel it necessary that he have to endure any more at my hands as well, but he has his pride and wouldn?t go down without a fight. I can respect that.

John Alamy: You ended up facing Bob Lancelot, both of you fresh. He appeared to give you a run for your money. Did he?

Matt: I believe Lancelot finally realized what Hardcore/Brutality truly is when he stepped into that cage and gave me his best shot. He?s learned that tacks, forks, light bulbs? they?re all for pansies pretending to be hardcore. It?s more than that. Yes, there are more dangerous weapons but that?s not what I mean. It?s the mentality, taking everything your opponent throws at you, your determination, your ability to push yourself until you have nothing left to give and then somehow finding that last little bit to go further? and be that last man standing at the end.

John Alamy: Once again you?ve proven yourself a tough customer, a worthy TKOW star. Now Power has placed you in the mini-tournament in contention for the TKOW title. Do you think you have a shot at winning it and gaining your second singles title?

Griffen takes a deep breath and gathers his thoughts.

Matt: We know I can take the punishment that anyone in that can dish out. And yes, I believe I have a shot. All of us in the tourney have a shot. We just have to go out and do what?s necessary not to make mistakes, not blow it, and advance to the finals and do the same.

John Alamy: At the end of New Era, Carpenter revealed he was behind the recent attacks. He addressed Phoenix, saying he had attacked his friends and his woman. The only females he attacked were Meghan and Aello. With Meghan so much into Duke, that rules her out and leads me to the next question. Are Phoenix and Aello in a relationship?

Griffen gets a shuttered look to his face.

Matt: Sorry, John. That?s something you?ll have to ask them. I?m not at liberty to say.

John Alamy: Okay. Carpenter also held up what appeared to be a legitimate birth certificate, implying it belonged to a son Phoenix is supposed to have. Can you shed any light on that?

Griffen shakes his head and straightens, pushing himself off the lockers.

Matt: Same answer as before.

John Alamy: Well, since that?s all you can answer, that?s all my questions. Thank you for taking the time.

Matt: You?re welcome.

Griffen walks to the door and slips out in the hallway? right into the midst of Jackson, Spears, and Jakes, who immediately begin clamoring for his attention. Alamy moves to stand in front of the camera again.

John Alamy: This is John Alamy signing off my interview with TKOW star Matt Griffen backstage at the MetraPark Arena in Billings, Montana a few days before Mass Khaos.

Upon hearing the sign off, Jakes goes off in a rant and Griffen disappears, Spears and Jackson following.

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING BOUT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL. INTRODUCING FIRST...

The crowd goes nuts as the first piano keys of "Diamonds and Guns" by The Transplants can be heard. The lights fade to near black.

Woohoo Woohoo

Cypher comes out of the arena wearing his usual wrestling attire of a leather jacket, white gym tank top, black sunglasses, black cowboy hat and blue jeans. The crowd cheers loudly as he walks down to the ring in a relaxed pace.

Bombs goin off in Sierra Leone
Taken more shots than Karl Malone
Battle looms, your doom, injustice entombed
Who got the diamonds? Who gonna find them?
Who gonna mine them when the time comes?
Diamonds and Guns, Diamonds and Guns

Cypher looks at the ring and pauses for a second taking in the cheers from the crowd.

it's a wicked world that we live in it's cruel
and unforgiving
it's a wicked world that we live in it's cruel
and unforgiving

Yuri Testkov: FROM LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA, STANDING SIX FEET ONE INCH AND WEIGHING TWO HUNDRED AND ELEVEN POUNDS, CYYYYYPHERRRRRR~!

Cypher backs away a few steps and runs toward the ring and baseball slides his way to the ring, doing a 180 while he's on the mat.

woohoo woohoo

Cypher stands up.

Knock, knock, knock, who's that? It's Momma, son
Lookin' for the bitch who took the money and run
Now the daylight's gone and there's no more fun
And who's the fuckin' bitch who stole all the heroin?

Cypher takes his way to the middle turnbuckle and poses for the crowd with two fingers out on each side and pose shaped like a cross with his arms straight out..

Heroin, heroin, it's all gone
Smoked it all up, and now you got none
And now you look around and that's not the plan
This is not what you had in mind

Cypher runs to the other turnbuckle and climbs to the middle turnbuckle with the same pose.

I shot in heaven, now I cry
No one lives forever, in fact we all die
From those who bust shots to those who stuff cops
To those who serve rocks on all the hard blocks

Cypher goes to the top turnbuckle and does a backflip to the middle of the ring.

Every last soul must pay the last toll
In the dice game of life, who gets the last roll?
Is it the one with the suit? The one with the sack?
The one who hides behind his fuckin' gun and his badge?
Negative outlook? Well that's how I'm livin'
And like he said, it's a wicked world we live in

Cypher does some warm-up on his legs.

It's a wicked world we live in

woohoo

woohoo

I'm wiggin out, flippin' out, hearts is what I'm rippin' out
I'm slippin' out, I'm dippin' out, killin's what I'm livin' out...

The song fades in the background as the lights fade back to normal.

Tito: I'm looking forward to what could be a mat classic right here.

Johnny: Although I have to point out, this is Cody's last match as he announced his retirement on the TKOW website yesterday.

As the soft music comes on, Cody comes out. He wears a black shirt that clings tight to his body. On the titan tron we see Cody standing there, his back to the Camera, down his arm a single stream of blood trickles down Cody, he lifts his head up and turns to face the Camera, just as the real Cody begins to make his way down the isle.

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING, FROM BINGHAMTON NEW YORK, STANDING 6 FEET 4 INCHES AND WEIGHING 215 POUNDS, COOOOOOOOOOOODDYYYY~!

Beside him there is a beautiful young red head, clinging to his arm, whispering to him words of confidence that just don't seem to be sinking in. He holds the ropes so she can get into the ring. She offers her a hand, but he doesn't take it. He steps through the ropes and looks longingly at the couples that are in the audience, envy in his eyes.

Cypher looks at Cody as the ref rings the bell. They lock up in a classic collar and elbow tie-up, Cody gets the advantage in the hold and quickly whips behind Cypher and hooks his arms around his waist looking for a belly-to-back suplex but Cypher blocks it with an inside trip sending Cody to the mat. Cypher gets straight down on Cody with a leg scissors hold and then rolls him over into a near-side cradle pin.

1.........


2................

Cody kicks out, rolling Cypher over into another Cradle pin

1...........


2..................

Cypher kicks out! The two men separate and and pause for a moment to catch their breath before Cypher starts to circle Cody and then dives in, sweeping Cody's legs from under him and turns into a fireman's carry takedown dropped into a underhook cradle pin.

1...............


2..................................

Cody kicks out with a roll-through into a headlock slowing the match right down.

Tito: I think Cody needs a rest from all the pinning combinations right here.

Johnny: I'd have to agree with you there. I need to give that boy some lessons he won't forget!

Cody holds the headlock on Cypher for quite some time before he starts to get to his feet keeping Cypher locked in near his waist as the refaree raises Cypher's hand for the three.

1..................

Cypher's hand flops back down.

2...................

Cypher's hand flops back down.

3....................

Cypher gets his arm back up!

Tito: Cypher is still alive!

Cypher blocks Cody with his hips and then lifts him up with a belly-to-back suplex slamming him down hard on his head and then rolling over with a cradle pin.

1...................

Cody kicks out!

Johnny: Cody getting up quickly!

Cody runs at Cypher but Cypher turns it into a hiptoss. Cody nips up quickly but Cypher catches him with a Diamond Cutter as he does!

Johnny: Holy shit! That snapped Cody in two!

The crowd start a Holy Shit chant as Cypher climbs to the top rope!

Tito: This match could very well be over right here!

Cypher shapes his arms into a T and leaps off the top rope with the Crucifix Moonsault but Cody rolls out of the way and Cypher crashes to the mat!

Johnny: He missed it!

The KhaosTron suddenly shifts the match to the two top screens, and the main screen shows Eric Mitchell sitting on a park bench. He leans forward on the bench as music starts to play in the background and he begins to speak over the music.

God bless the child
who can find their way home
God bless the child
who is weary in soul

Eric: Sometimes people make mistakes ? Sometimes they believe the grass is greener on the otherside.

They see something that was never really there. They make up fiction and force themselves to believe that it is fact.

I am one of those people.

Oh, beware
to take care of yourself
or you'll lack the strength
to help somebody else

Eric: I let a good thing go ? I left TKOW. I dropped it when it needed me the most like a rat jumping off a sinking ship.

But TKOW wasn?t a sinking ship ? I watched from afar as it floated to safety and survived all the trials and tribulations. It kept running when everyone thought it would tumble and fall.

I was at fault just as much as all the others who left for various reasons. I jumped to an upstart federation and never looked back.

I can use many excuses but the truth is TKOW almost died and I turned my back when it needed me.

God bless the child
who is broken and bruised
God bless the child
who just wants to be good

Eric: Now I want to come back ? I want to earn back some of the credibility I lost ? I want to hear the roar of the crowd while I face competition of a higher level.

TKOW is different then how I left it. New Management that thinks they know what they are doing. New talent that think they can hold a candle to the old talent.

Cody uses the opportunity to roll up Cypher in a school boy pin.

1.............


2.........................


3....

Cypher gets his shoulder up just as the ref brings his hand down for the three count!

Johnny: That was three!!

Tito: No! He got out!!!

Eric: I want to be apart of it. I want to make my legacy mean something. I want to be more then a champion of a nothing federation.

Oh, beware
to take care of yourself
or you'll lack the strength
to help somebody else

Eric: I have conflicts in my way. The door won?t be easily opened for me and I can?t say I don?t blame them.

I once bleed for TKOW and in an instant all the sweat and tears washed away in deceit. I am an enemy that can?t truly be trusted.

All I can say is that I made mistakes. I thought the grass was greener on the other side. I was wrong.

So take care, take care
of yourself

The image of Eric fades and the main screen takes up the ring again.

Johnny: Was there a point to that?

Tito: Almost cost Cypher the match. But Chief needs to tell his side.

Johnny: He can tell it to a wall. I'm sure it'll care more than us. TRAITOR!!

Cody looks gobsmacked as he lifts Cypher to his feet and raises him above his head for his finisher "The Suicide".

Tito: This match is done!

Cody leaps up a foot in the air and flips Cypher down for the move but Cypher rolls under Cody's legs and rolls him up.

1.................


2........................


3......

Cody kicks out at 2 and 3/4's!!!!

Tito: I can't believe this!?!

Cypher bangs his fists on the floor in frustration and then gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope and quickly leaps off with The Crucifix Moonsault. This time Cody doesn't move out of the way and Cypher hits the move perfectly!

Cypher makes the cover!

1...........


2......................


3...........................!!

Johnny: Cypher wins this amazing match!

Tito: And Cody goes out with a loss. We all wish him well.

Johnny: I don't.

Tito: Hey!!

Johnny: What the f-

As Cody and his fiance begin their walk up the ramp, Eric Mitchell jumps the barrier, running over the announce table, and slides into the ring, brandishing his WOF World Title. As Cypher turns to celebrate with that side of the arena, Eric leaps forward and lays a THUNDERING shot into the face of the winner, busting Cypher wide open.

T.H. Power?s voice booms out ?SECURITY? over the speakers and Alien Ant Farm?s cover of ?Smooth Criminal? hits as Mike Oates leads out the TKOW security force.

Eric slides back out of the ring on the announce table side, but finds himself cut off by more security. He holds up his hands and the bloody belt and lets them take him into custody. The KhaosTron main screen lights up again, this time with an image of T.H. Power, in a full suit, gloves, and an Eric Mitchell latex mask, sitting in his office chair. On the desk in front of him lies a JAKKS replica WWE Spinner title, with a thick piece of tape on it that has "WOF" scribbled on it in marker.

Chief Power: How. I'm Eric "Chief" Mitchell. I sit before you today a broken and shamed man. I used to be somebody. I was a wrestler that people were excited to watch. I was a person people loved to befriend. I kicked ass. I took names. I, was great. When I had that greatness, my head, well, it grew.

The latex head begins to expand.

Chief Power: I saw my baby, SCW, closed. Destroyed. Forgotten. I watched TKOW begin to fade away, much like it had five times before since it opened four years ago. So I took my ball and ran for the hills.

An image is superimposed of Chief Power, holding an Eric Mitchell faced beachball, running up a hill. Well, limping...

Chief Power: There I was, leaving greatness behind, for, well, you know.

A new image of Chief Power, standing in front of a crackhouse. The wall has some spraypainted lettering. UCW, WOF, FTW, and FTWO.

Chief Power: And there I found myself to be king of the crackheads. And I was happy.

A new image, of Chief Power sitting on a pile of unconcious crackheads, thw "WOF World Title" over his shoulder.

Chief Power: One day, this man showed up, and tore my kingdom a new one.

Now we see Phoenix, driving a bulldozer, with the words "TKOW Jobbers = FTWO Champions" on the plow, straight through the crackhouse.

Chief Power: It was then that it dawned on me. Being king of the crackheads doesn't prove a DAMN thing.

Back to swollen-headed Chief Power, who removes the latex mask to reveal a bruised and healing face.

T.H. Power: So you tracked us down, strolled in, and thought we would give half a damn about you? Eric, you are the crap I clean off my boot at night after work. You're scum. You're garbage. The oldschool can bow to you if they want, bow to the king of crackheads, the prince of refuse. But me? I know better. You aint shit. You'll never BE shit. You aren't needed here anymore Eric.

The shot fades as T.H. Power limps out onto the stage live, in a different suit, as Eric is brought up the rampway.

T.H. Power: And you sure as HELL aint wanted.

Eric: You need to get over yourself.

T.H. Power: Look who's talking. What spot were you "voted" on the top 200 again? Hm?

Eric: Do you have any idea what kind of fans I can bring in? The money I can make you?

T.H. Power: What part of "not gonna happen" are you not paying attention to?

Eric: You can't just toss me aside Power! I helped build this company! I could take it down again if I wanted to! I just want the same chance you give everyone ELSE in this company! The chance you give Chris Prince every damned show! I deserve it!!

Eric keeps yelling at T.H. Power as Security drags him away.

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

The screen is filled with blackness. Deep, panting breathing is heard. We hear a small growl before a man begins to speak in a deep, rough voice.

"For too long I have been forced to restrain my pain and rage. The shadows have consumed me. I am a monster...a destructive machine straight from hell. TKOW has felt my wrath before. Now...is the time for me to make the TKOW roster know how it feels to live in a burning, crippling hell every day. Now...I return to wreak vengeance and venomous hatred on anyone who opposed me before, or who dares to oppose me now. Nobody will stand in my way. I WILL SHOW...NO...MERCY!

We hear him clear his throat, before his voice returns to a much younger, lighter tone.

"And that's exactly the kinda stuff I won't be saying."

I think sex is overrated,
So is always getting wasted,
All my friends and family,
They make my life so complicated.
I'm so sick of apathy,
And TV show reality,
How can I be satisfied,
When everything is overrated?

Less Than Jake's "Overrated (Everything Is)" plays as the blackness is replaced with clips of two-time TKOW Ultimate Chaos Champion Aaron Mc in action...hitting Vanity Sells on stars past and present...busting out running swantons to the outside...raising his arms after victories...committing general acts of silliness.

The words fill the screen...

Aaron Mc returns - next week at Mass Khaos

Tito: You're kidding me Aaron Mc?! That's great!

Johnny: Wasn't he the guy that quit after his big title shot last year?

Tito: That's all you can remember about him? What about his Ultimate Chaos title reign huh?

Johnny: The one he got cause the bird got bored with the belt?

Tito: You're impossible.

The main KhaosTron screen lights up with an image of an interview studio, where Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal is sitting with T.H. Power, who is relaxing in a loose HPWA t-shirt and workout pants.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: Mr Power. Would you like to say a few words about New Era's Brutality Gauntlet, and your participation?

T.H. Power: Not really.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: But you're the one that called for the interviews!

T.H. Power: *sighs* Fine, fine.

First I want to apologize to Blood Child. I'm sorry you had to go in there against that vile, sadistic, crazy maniac Carpenter right off the bat. I hear you'll never whack off again, and for that, I feel really terrible.

But to the point. I went into that cage against a man that is quite possibly the most brutal individual in the business today. I know that in two ways. One, I lived it. I bled it. I fought it head on and I nearly died doing it. I gave Carpenter something he wanted, and I paid the price for that.

Two, I know his blood. I know Phoenix better then any man. Phoenix has that psychosis inside him too. You all saw it last year leading into MegaBowl IV and the Blood Money Hitman Ladder Match. When you drive a man to his limit, he'll crack, and he'll be capable of anything.

Carpenter has no limit, because he was born cracked. He IS the damned crack. I thought I could get over on him, bring him down a few notches, but I failed. And worse, he knew better then to stay in the ring and face anyone else.

Or maybe he just wanted to leave so he could attack Aello.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: Do you blame yourself for all the mayhem that Carpenter has caused in TKOW for the past few months?

T.H. Power: I some ways, yes. I forced him on Phoenix. I placed him in these situations, to try and tame the wildness, and instead, I think I only made it worse. And people have been getting hurt.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: Where is Carpenter now?

T.H. Power: We have no idea. The bedlam of the Gauntlet and the attacks he pulled at New Era left enough confusion that he escaped. We haven't been able to track him down.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: Where does that leave the Television title?

T.H. Power: We have possession of the belt, and it will be on the line next Mass Khaos, at the Rose Garden in Portland Oregon. It will be a triple threat dual rematch, where Cody, Bob Lancelot, and Carpenter will all face off.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: Any closing comments?

T.H. Power: No, that's enough for now.

Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal: This is Miranda Vera Cruz de la Hoya Cardenal reporting for TKOW.

Tito: I've been told that because of Cody's retirement, Cypher will be the third participant in that triple threat match for the TV title.

Johnny: I wonder if Carpenter will show up?

"Shiver" by Maroon 5 fills the arena and the fans immediately begin chanting 'K.I.D'. Kid emerges from behind the curtains and walks out onto the stage. He stop and looks out to the fans, smiling. He makes his way down the aisle, tagging random fan's hands.

Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM ORLANDO FLORIDA, STANDING 5 AND A HALF FEET AND WEIGHING 149 POUNDS, CURRENTLY ONE OF THE TKOW TITLE CONTENDERS, KID, STYYYYYYLES~!

He arrives to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope when the opening chords of 'Black and White' cut off his music and Tobias Burden races down the ramp full speed and slides under the ropes as Kid gets to his feet.

Burden clips Kid?s feet out from under him and drops him to the mat, rolling him over, mounting him and laying into him with knife edge chops and backhands. Kid covers up.

Yuri Testkov: AND JOINING HIM IN THE RING, ANOTHER OF THE TKOW TITLE CONTENDERS, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE POUNDS, FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, TOBIAS BUUUUURRRRDEEEEEENNN!!!

The ref immediately calls for the bell.

Johnny: Hot damn!! I really like this Tobias Burden twice over! He makes a good entrance AND he?s beating the crap out of that no account boy!

Kid finally has enough and lets out a yell, uncovering and taking a couple blows to the head as he punches Burden in the gut as hard as he can, nailing him just below his sternum and knocking the breath out of him. Kid throws Burden off and kicks him in the head before rolling to the side to get to his knees and then feet.

Tito: And Kid makes a bit of a comeback, getting free of Burden, but it looks like he?s already bleeding.

Sure enough, blood dribbles down Kid?s chin. He spits and swipes the back of his hand along his mouth while looking at Burden, who regains his feet. He runs at Kid, attempting a running yakuza kick, but Kid ducks it, then spins and leaps up behind Burden and Russian leg sweeps him back down. The crowd pops and begins a K.I.D. chant.

Tito: Kid definitely is making a comeback here, taking Burden down to the mat.

Kid goes for a diving elbow drop but Burden rolls out of his way before it connects. Burden jumps to feet, pulls up Kid and Kitchen Sinks him. He pulls him up again into fireman's carry, shoves his opponent up and over his head then kicks Kid in the stomach on the way down.

Johnny: Fireman?s Crusher! For some reason I really like that move?

Tito: You would.

Johnny: Burden is on fire and going all out tonight. He?s going to prove why he?s in contention for the TKOW title at MegaBowl V.

Kid rolls around on the mat hugging his stomach. He suddenly rolls under the ropes and leans his head over the edge of the apron. Burden follows, stepping out between the ropes and pulls Kid up to punch him? only to get vomit spewed in his face!!

Crowd: EWW!!! YUCK!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!

Burden throws Kid off the apron toward the announce table as the ref begins the ten count. Kid stumbles, his arms and chest landing on the table and he looks up at Tito and his father, dark vomitus spilling from his mouth and nose.

One!

Johnny: *gagging* Get the hell away from me!

Tito: *hesitantly* Is... is that... chocolate cake?

Kid nods as Burden bounds off the apron and grabs Kid for back-to-belly suplex, only Kid catches him hard with a sharp elbow in the sternum again, preventing it.

Two!

Burden attempts an arm takedown only Kid spins and reverses with his own and instead of cranking back, he converts to a crossface chicken wing.

Three!

Four!

Johnny: Kid! You idiot! You can?t win the match with that out here!

Tito: No, but he can put a bit of a hurtin? on Burden with it.

Kid releases Burden and jumps to his feet, scrambling around the ring with Burden in hot pursuit.

Six!

A pretty teenage fangirl screams at Kid and tosses him a bottled drink, which he catches on the fly, opens and takes a mouthful just as Burden reaches out and grabs him by the back of his shirt. Kid spins around and sprays the drink in Burden?s face and tosses the bottle back to his fan while kicking and hitting Burden with a few open handed martial arts punches.

Seven!

Kid breaks free and hits the apron, rolling under the ropes and back into the ring.

Eight!

Burden wipes his face and follows, rolling under the ropes and breaking the count at nine. Kid gets to his feet, runs to the far ropes and bounds back, nailing Burden with a perfect hurricanrana as Tobias scrambles to his feet. Kid rolls him over and goes for a one leg Boston crab.

Johnny: Well, the little runt actually pulled that off. I?m surprised. Must have been an accident.

Tito: He didn?t become the TKOW Title Contender for nothing, ya know.

Burden drags Kid with him to the ropes, grabbing the bottom one and the ref calls for the release, which Kid does, quickly backing away from his opponent. Burden stands with a bit of a stagger at first and wipes his face clean with the hem of his hoodie. He glares at Kid, cornering him into a turnbuckle. Having no option, Kid climbs the turnbuckle to the top. Burden rushes him and Kid leaps off. Burden tries to catch him midair but Kid is too high and flips right over him, landing on his feet behind him, facing away. When Burden turns, Kid drops his hands to the mat and kicks up his feet, mule kicking Burden once again right below the sternum, slamming him hard into the turnbuckle.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT!

Kid jerks Burden out of the turnbuckle near the ropes and steps back, gets a running start and nails him with the 619. He jumps up onto the second rope and connects with diving elbow! He goes for the cover!

One!

Two!

Thre-

Burden kicks out and tosses Kid off.

Johnny: Yes!! My man still has something left in him! Get?im Burden!

Burden rolls to his feet as Kid attempts a Bulldog. Burden grabs him up into a snap suplex and nails it, afterwards pulling Kid up and laying into him with European uppercuts, forcing him back. Burden suddenly doubles Kid over with a gut punch and connects with a roaring elbow in response to the booing of the crowd. Burden knocks Kid to the mat and mounts him again, hitting him with more punches.

Suddenly a drink bottle smashes Burden upside the head, distracting him. He looks up to see the fangirl grabbing another to throw at him as Security heads toward her. She throws and he dodges, getting to his feet and pulling up Kid. He walks to that side of the ring mouthing off to her, blindly pointing at Kid Styles, whom he?s dragging along by his now bloody shirt.

Tito: Looks like one of Kid?s fans is taking offense to how Burden was hurting her fav wrestler.

Johnny: Why anyone would root for that idiot is beyond me. She must be one, too.

Burden mouths off to the girl one more time as she takes off running through the crowd to avoid Security. He starts to turn back to Kid but is taken down with a DDT by Styles after the youngster kicks out one of Burden?s knees from behind. Kid doesn?t stop there but mounts Burden and begins laying into him with own punches with the mic picking up Kid?s angry voice.

Kid Styles: DON?T YOU DARE HURT MY FANS!! I?M THE ONE IN THE RING WITH YOU!

Tito: Wow? it was a mistake for Burden to go after that girl and now he?s paying for it. Kid looks really pissed off.

Kid punches him several more times before jumping up and heading for the top rope. Burden lays still, unmoving.

Tito: Did he knock Burden out?

Johnny: C?mon Burden! Get your ass up! MOVE!

Kid leaps off with a 360 from the top rope and, just as he?s about to connect, Burden rolls out of the way!

Tito: NO!!!

Johnny: OH YEAH! Burden was playing Possum!

Burden jumps up and pulls him up, hitting him with a T-bone suplex. He mounts him and punches him again. Burden stands and connects with a cannonball senton and follows that with the Cross Special Brainbuster, afterwards going for the pin!

One!

Two!

Three!

The ref calls for the bell.

Yuri Testkov: AND YOUR WINNER? TOBIAS ?THE HEARTLESSSSSSS? BUUUUURRRDDDEENNNNNN!!!!

Tito: Kid?s got to be really disappointed. Now?s he?s been defeated by two of the TKOW contenders. It?s gotta have a huge impact on his future performances.

Johnny: Who cares about Kid? I sure don?t. I knew Burden could pull it off and he did!

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

The lights die out as smoke starts to pour out from the backstage, through the entrance way and to the ramp. On the Khaostron, lighting flashes three times and then it hits the ground, the screen goes white and then starts to flicker some. It then flickers to fuzz on the screen.

Then as this happens, Ghalleon starts to rise up through the entrance way (ala Gangrel) as members of The Order come out from the back. The group stands at the top of the entrance ramp as spotlights start to come on and flash about the place.

Back on the Khaostron, the scene switches to matches from the members of The Order. In the ring, a white light beams down on the ring as the members start to enter it. After a few seconds, the lights come back to normal.

One of the hottest beats of the year hits the arena, as the Cannabis Cart rolls out from the back. And someone with a mic hops off the cart, and that someone is... TI...

Aye..aye..aye..aye..aye..
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Aye...
don?t you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that

Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G?s at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that

A booing begins in the audience, starting off low.

See me in ya city sittin pretty kno I'm shining dawg
Ridin wid a couple Latin brawds and a china doll
And you kno how we ball
Aye..
Ridin in shiny cars
Aye..
Walk in designer malls
Aye..
Buy everything we saw
You know about me dogg
Don?t talk about me dogg
And if you doubt me dogg
You better out me dogg
I'm throwed off slightly bro
Don?t wanna fight me bro
I'm fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike?s bro
Know you don?t like me cause
Yo bitch most likely does
She see me on them dubs
In front of every club
I be on dro I?m buzzed
Give every ho a hug
Niggaz don?t show me mugs
Cause you don?t know me cuz

Aye...
don?t you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that

Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G?s at

The booing gets louder as more of the crowd joins in with only a few people scattered about the arena singing along with the rap.

Tito: The crowd is definitely not into The FIRM's music. Their boos are getting louder and louder and are starting to drown out TI.

TI is getting a bit frustrated and raps all the louder.

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that

Candy on the '64
Leather guts and fish bowl
50 on the pinky ring just to make my fist glow
Ya bitches get low
Because I get dough
So what? I'm rich ho
I still pull a-kick-do' (kick ya door down)
What you talking shit fo??
gotta run and hit fo??
Got you a yellin and I thought you put out a gun hit fo
But you?s a scary dude
Believed by very few
Just keep it very cool
Or we will bury you
See all that attitude?s, unnecessary dude
You never carry tools not even square, he cube
You got these people fooled, who see you on the tube
Whatever try the crew, they?ll see you on the news

Aye...
don?t you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

What you know about that?

Johnny: I know I'm getting damn tired of this song because it's too damn long. This ain't no PPV, people, it's Mass Khaos for God sakes! Hey up there! Yeah, you sound guys, do us all a favor and cut his damn mic, would ya?!

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that

Fresh off the jet to the block
Burn a rubber with a top-pop
I?ll pop and bust a shot and tell em stop and make the block hot
Ya label got got
Cuz you are not hot
I got the top spot
And it will not stop
A video or not that will bust it to the glock stop
Drag ya out that Bentley Coupe and take it to the chop shop
Partner, we got ya'll
If it may pop off
I?ll answer the question ?Will I get ya block knocked off??
And what it is bro
Look I'll kill ya, bro
I?m in your hood, if you a gangsta what you hid for?
Somebody better get bro for he get sent for
You say you wanna squash it what you still talkin shit for?

Fly parks the cart and he and Alice hop out and enter the ring, where the two start posing to the crowd for cheers, D-matic hits the bong as he nods his head to the music, as TI wraps it up.

Johnny: Damn it, guys, do it quick before we all die down here! He's eatin' up our air time!

Aye...
don?t you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Louis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that

Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G?s at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that

Johnny: Thank god it's over!

The arena lights drop to a dark orange. A flash shot of Phoenix delivering the Death Pyre to Soulfly at Holiday Hell.

*GONG!* Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of Phoenix crushing Cobryn with a steel chair.

*GONG!* A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix's bloddy bruised and battered entrance at the final match of the Memorial Cup plays on the KhaosTron.

*GONG!* The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Phoenix' by Stratovarious blares out, and fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Dave Rave, Mars, David Sadler, Soulfly, Dusty Dynamite, and Jace Mingla.

Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing his new sleeveless dark blue jean vest, his Rosary, and the TKOW "Fiery" Title around his waist. He stands up as the crowd roars and begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, shoulders slumped, face blank.

Yuri Testkov: AND NOW, FROM RED BANK NEW JERSEY, STANDING 6 FEET 6 INCHES AND WEIGHING 265 POUNDS, YOUR TKOW FIERY CHAMPION, PHOEEEEEEEEEENIIIIXXXAH~!

Phoenix takes off his jacket and Rosary and dumps them on the announce table, then hands the TKOW Title to the timekeeper.

D-matic remains in the Cannabis Cart, playing the playstation. The Order congregates in their corner as Alice hops onto the apron. Fly and Phoenix enter the ring at the same time, take one look at the other, and start a verbal war.

Tito: And I can see that Fly and Phoenix are not going to get along at all tonight. They're arguing over who gets to start the match first.

Johnny: I say Fly should punch the fake champ in the face and make it clear he's the REAL captain of this team, not the screaming gay chicken.

Ghalleon steps into the ring to signal that he's going to start off for The Order. When Fly takes notice he immediately quits arguing with Phoenix and runs over towards Ghalleon. Phoenix shrugs his shoulders and steps onto the apron. Ghalleon quickly ducks out of the way of the charging Fly and Soulfly rams himself into the turnbuckle.

Satisfied with this, Ghalleon tags in Pender, who comes in and starts wailing away with right hands to the back of Fly's head. After a couple of shots Fly elbows Pender to back him off, then he turns and nails him with a thunderous clothesline. He seems pissed when he sees that Pender?s in the ring. Instead of continuing with offense, Fly drags Pender up and tosses him into The Order's corner.

Fly points at Ghalleon and demands he tag in. Crim instantly ends this by tagging in himself. He runs at Fly and is floored with a right hand. Seeing that he's going to have to get rid of the other three to get to Ghalleon, Fly stays on the attack as he dives down and lays into Crim with some right hands. He drags Crim up and whips him hard into The Firm/PX corner and walks over. He kicks Crim a couple of times, then tags in Alice. Fly steps out, and Alice lays into Crim with her martial arts styled kicks. She pulls him out of the corner and hits with a vertical suplex. She's quick to follow up with a standing moonsault that draws some cheers from the crowd.

Tito: Alice has apparently been training very hard to perform that.

Johnny: She's been training with me....in my bedroom

Tito: Better hope Fly doesn't hear that.

Johnny: He won't and, if he does, after one blunt he'll forget.

Alice pulls Crim to his feet and whips him to the ropes. But he's stronger than her and instead sends her flying into the ropes. She rebounds with a beautiful hurricanrana that draws a pop from the crowd. Crim gets to his feet quickly, favoring the back of his head, then gets nailed with a spinning heel kick! Crim is once again slow to his feet, and Alice catches him with a super kick! She then heads up top. As soon as she gets her feet settled, Crim has stumbled to his feet and he catches a missile dropkick. Alice seizes Crim up as he stumbles to his feet. She kicks him with a few of her deadly kicks and grabs his head and nails him with an Inverted DDT.

Tito: Revelations! Crim is done for!

Alice rolls out of the ring and throws a table into the ring. When she re-enters she?s met from behind by Saphron, and he quickly takes a few boot shots which draws Fly out of the corner--only to be restrained by the ref. Pender gets into the ring and he joins in on the two on one beat down as Crim rolls over to the corner. They pull her up and set her in the corner. Saphron and Pender exit the ring just as Fly finally leaves the ring, and the referee turns around just in time to see Pender tag in.

Pender starts laying waste to Alice with his boots to the back of her head. He pulls Alice up and slams her into The Order's corner. He kicks her in the gut a few times and tags in Saphron. The two start laying the boots to her and she drops to the mat. Saphron whips her into the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a powerslam. He reaches over and tags in Crim, who comes in and immediately sets up the table in the ring. And that's when all hell breaks loose.

At the mere thought of his sister going through a table, Fly hits the ring and starts wailing away at Crim. Pender and Ghalleon slide into the ring and they leap at Fly. Phoenix then enters the ring and immediately hits the pile and starts slugging away at Pender. Fly spears Ghalleon to the mat and starts throwing left and right hands. Pender falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Phoenix gives chase.

Alice gets to her feet, just in time for a kick from Saphron, and he quickly hits her with the Sapphire smash. Crim is back up and he sets Alice up on the turnbuckle as Saphron positions the table. The referee is trying to regain control but has no success and gives up. Phoenix and Pender spill out into the crowd, Fly smashes Ghalleon's head into the front of the Cannabis Cart, which causes the horn to go off... and it goes off in the Dukes of Hazard fashion. D-matic shouts that Fly fucked up his game because of that. Meanwhile Crim has climbed to a vacant corner, and Saphron has Alice up, ACID BOMB, and Crim connects with a Crim cutter in midair and Alice goes through the table!

Ding Ding!!!!

Yuri: ALICE ALLURE HAS BEENELLLLLIIIIIMMIIIINNNNNAAAATTTTEEEEDDDD!!!

Fly looks angrily into the ring. He grabs Ghalleon and tosses him into the crowd. He gets D's attention and they storm the ring. D hits his patented Drive By (running double Axe handle) on Saphron, and Fly does a jumping knee attack on Crim. D-Matic pulls up Saphron and lifts him in a military press. Fly runs into the ropes and comes back and hits a falling neckbreaker on Saphron as D drops him.

Tito: Seasons In The Abyss!

D-matic immediately heads up to the top rope. Fly lies in wait of Crim, who struggles to his feet. Crim walks right into a flapjack from Fly as D leaps off with a diving spear!

Tito: The Ganja Trip! THC is running at full force on The Outer Force.

Fly turns to D and shoves him in the chest.

Fly: D!!

The crowd loves it and shouts out in unison.

Crowd: Get the tables!

Fly shakes his head no.

Fly: GET THE BONG!

D-matic immediately rolls out of the ring and heads to the Cannabis Cart. Meanwhile, Phoenix has taken off his manriki-gusari and is beating Pender senseless with it. They are now at Ringside. He leans his arm back to swing it, but Ghalleon grabs the chain from behind him to save Pender. Phoenix twists around and pulls Ghalleon towards him and drills him with a clothesline. Pender takes the chance to leap up on Phoenix?s back with a choke. Phoenix smacks Pender across the back a few times with the chain to get Pender off his back. Phoenix grabs Pender in a military press and tosses him over the barrier and into the steel steps. Ghalleon low blows Phoenix and then double arm DDT's him.

Meanwhile, D-matic has retrieved the bong and lighter and returned to the ring. He takes a hit off the bong and passes it to Soulfly, who does the same. Ghalleon has taken notice of this and he leaps over the barricade. He quickly leaps to the top rope and jumps off with a diving clothesline to D-matic. He rolls out of the ring and Fly gives chase. Pender rolls into the ring and starts stomping away at D-matic. Saphron and Crim start slowly making their way to their feet. Crim quickly climbs up to a nearby turnbuckle and he leaps off with a dropkick to Soulfly to save Ghalleon.

At that instance, Phoenix pushes three tables into the ring, then rolls into the ring. Saphron rushes at him and is caught with a Xing Buster. Phoenix turns to Pender and catches him with an X DDT. He then sets up a table and gets smacked from behind by Ghalleon with a steel chair. Ghalleon hits him three more times to bring PX to his knees. Crim re-enters the ring and holds the chair in front of Phoenix?s head. Ghalleon then dropkicks the chair into Phoenix?s head. PX falls down and Crim and Ghalleon start stomping away at Phoenix.

Fly gets back up and Pender catches him with a baseball slide then rolls out of the ring. Ghalleon pulls Phoenix up and nails him with a pulling piledriver. Saphron starts stomping on Phoenix?s back, as does Crim. Pender slams Fly?s head into the barricade, and Ghalleon heads up top. D-matic is struggling to get up and he grabs the chair with one of his hands. Phoenix rolls out of the ring and Outer Force gives chase.

Ghalleon leaps off after D-Matic, but D swings the chair and nails Ghalleon with it. Pender hits a swinging neckbreaker on Fly and follows it up with a flipping leg drop, then he quickly locks in a triangle hold. Crim and Saphron execute a double vertical suplex on Phoenix. D-Matic starts kicking Ghalleon repeatedly in the ribs with his timbalands.

Tito: Ghalleon?s experiencing the "Beatdown" at the hands of D-Matic.

Crim holds Phoenix up in a full nelson lock as Saphron hits a yakuza kick on Phoenix. Saphron then starts kicking away at Phoenix?s ribs as Crim keeps the hold locked in. Pender hops onto the ring apron and leaps off with a moonsault on Soulfly. D-Matic still has the "beatdown" on Ghalleon, who just can't seem to escape. Saphron reaches under the apron and pulls out a kendo stick. He cracks it across Phoenix?s skull, all the while Crim still has the Full Nelson applied.

D-matic finally eases up on the beatdown, only to pull Ghalleon up for a scoop slam. With authority. Pender pulls Fly up and whips him into the steel steps. Phoenix receives a double DDT from Outer Force. D-matic heads to the top rope. Pender stomps fly a few times. Crim locks a sharpshooter on Phoenix, Saphron kneels down and locks in a modified sleeper to help intensify the pain Phoenix experiences. D-matic leaps off with a 450 frog splash legdrop, and connects! It's celebration time, and D heads to the corner, picks up the bong and takes a hit.

Tito: The crowd is going crazy after a bong hit?

Johnny: Just like they used to go crazy when Stone Cold drank a beer; It's in the same league.

The double submission is still locked in on Phoenix. Pender whips Fly into the barricade. D-Matic makes sure his bong is safe, and he grabs a table and sets it up in the center of the ring.. He turns around to deal with Ghalleon, but is dealt with himself, as Ghalleon nails him with a Ragnarok. Ghalleon immediately moves in for an attack. Pender runs at Fly and Fly grabs Pender by the throat. He lifts him high in the air and chokeslams him hard to the mat. Fly turns to the ring, just in time to see D-matic go through a table with the Aftershock!

DING DING!!!

Yuri: D-MATIC HAS BEEN EELLLIIIIMMMIIIINNNAAAATTTTEEEEDDDD!!!!!

Tito: That elimination is huge! It gives The Order a 4 on 2 advantage!

Fly immediately runs into the ring and dives at Ghalleon. Ghalleon side steps him and ducks out of the ring. Fly gives chase as Outer force rolls Phoenix into the ring. Ghalleon reaches the Cannabis Cart and pulls out a golf club and nails Fly with it. Crim slides a table in the ring as Saphron climbs up top. Pender starts moving on the outside as Saphron leaps off with a corkscrew moonsault and drills Phoenix with it. Pender sets up the table left in the ring by Phoenix, as Crim sets up the one he just brought into play. They pick up Phoenix and roll him onto a table. Meanwhile, Ghalleon cheers them on from the outside as Fly grabs a golf club of his own, unbeknownst to Ghalleon. He clubs Ghalleon in the back, then uses it in a side Russian leg sweep format and drops Ghalleon onto the front of the golf cart.

Tito: Fly just hit the Downstroy onto the golf cart!

Johnny: Good thing he has money, cause he doesn't have any headlights now.

Fly looks in the ring. He sees Outer force holding Phoenix onto a table by his arms and legs, and sees Pender climbing the turnbuckle. Fly quickly hops on the apron and pushes Pender off and into the barricade below. Crim rushes at him and receives a golf club to the face for his efforts. Fly steps over the ropes to enter the ring, swings the club and connects with Saphron's stomach. He whips him into a turnbuckle, then grabs Crim and whips him into his brother. Phoenix stumbles off the table and Fly grabs Phoenix's arm and whips Phoenix towards them. Phoenix leaps up as he closes in on them with a vicious body splash, crushing the two brothers.

Tito: Was that... teamwork from Phoenix and Soulfly?

Johnny: I?d like to think not, but it looked like it...

Fly gets out of the ring and looks under the ring for a table. Phoenix catches Saphron with a Xing Buster, then follows it up with a X DDT to Crim. He takes the first table and sets it up. He takes the table Fly slides in and sets it up and tosses the two chairs Fly tosses in onto the dead center of the two tables. He heads to his corner, and pulls out his lighter fluid and Zippo. He douses the two tables with the fluid, tosses the empty to the side, and strikes the lighter. He uses the Zippo to light both tables on fire.

Tito: This doesn't look good for The Outer Force.

Johnny: No, it doesn't.

Fly rolls back in the ring and uses the fire off one of the tables to light the joint. Phoenix says something to Fly, who simply points at Saphron. Phoenix then grabs Crim and picks him up and sets him facing the crowd on one of the turnbuckles. Fly pulls up Saphron, leaving the joint in his mouth and sets him up on the opposite turnbuckle, and him facing the ring. Phoenix climbs up the ropes from the inside of the ring, Fly climbs up from the outside. Phoenix holds Crim as if its a back body drop. Fly locks in a full nelson. Phoenix releases, turns and grabs the throat, Fly simply leaps off, and both Outer Force Members are gone.

DING DING!!!

Yuri: CRIM AND SAPHRON HAVE BEEN EEELLLIIIIMMMMIIINNNNAAATTTEEDDDDDDD!!!!

Tito: Death Pyre from Phoenix and Sangue de Barrio from Soulfly! They have eliminated The Outer Force simultaneously!

Fly still has the joint in his mouth and offers Phoenix a high five after the double devastating hardcore moves. Phoenix glares at him, and Pender enters the ring. He runs without fear towards Fly and Phoenix. But he shouldn't have done that. They both grab him by the throat and..

Tito: Double chokeslam! I'm shocked at the teamwork displayed from Fly and Phoenix!

Johnny: Well, they're both experienced in tag team wrestling, and both have had some success in doing so, so I'm not that shocked...I just wish Fly would clock him one good time.

They look down on Pender, then PX gets drilled from behind by a steel-chair-wielding Ghalleon. Then Fly catches the chair across the forehead. Then he hits Phoenix on the back a few times. Then Fly. Phoenix again. Fly again. Phoenix again. Fly again. By the time Ghalleon?s done, both Fly and Phoenix are on the mat, and the chair is bent beyond use. Ghalleon tosses it outside the ring and pulls Fly up, and tosses him over the ropes. He rolls out of the ring and looks under the apron, and pulls out a sledgehammer!

And he doesn't hesitate to put it to use, as he clubs Fly across the face with it. Fly falls straight to the ground. Ghalleon continues the attack, as he drills it into Fly?s chest. Phoenix uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Pender is outside the ring, and has picked up a chair of his own. He slides into the ring with it and runs towards Phoenix and catches Phoenix across the head with it, then drops it and DDTs Phoenix onto the chair. Ghalleon nails Fly again in the chest with the sledgehammer.

Johnny: Crim and Saphron have finally recovered from being put through flaming tables, and they have both grabbed chairs.

Tito: This is an outrage, they should have left ringside as soon as they were eliminated, not hanging around to cause trouble.

Outer Force heads over to where Ghalleon is decimating Soulfly. Ghalleon notices them, and smiles as he pulls Fly up for them to take some shots at Fly. They each swing their chairs.

Johnny: What the hell are they doing?

Tito: Their having it out with Ghalleon! Two steel chair shots right to the head of the leader of The Order!

Outer Force takes a few more shots at Ghalleon with the chair, which draws Pender's attention away from the match at hand. He shouts at them from the ring as they toss their chairs to the side and walk to the back. Pender keeps shouting, which allows Phoenix to catch him from behind with a release German suplex. Phoenix stays on the attack as he pulls Pender up, and hits his patented jumping stalling piledriver.

Afterwards he turns to the outside. Fly has somewhat recovered, but is still in noticeable pain. the Champ yells for Fly to get a table, and Fly slowly picks one up and slides it into the ring. He weakly stomps at Ghalleon a few times as Phoenix sets up the table. Just as he gets it set up to his liking, he gets dropkicked from behind by Pender. Pender stays on the attack with neckbreaker, then locks in a single leg crab. After a few moments of this hold being locked in, Fly enters the ring, and simply clubs Pender to knock him off of Phoenix. Then he rolls out of the ring and pulls Ghalleon to his feet, just to knock him right back down with a vicious right hand.

Tito: There's a trickle of blood running from Fly's forehead. Apparently the sledgehammer shots busted him open.

Pender gets to his feet as Phoenix rolls over to the ropes to try and pull himself to his feet. Pender moves in for the attack. Phoenix strikes out with a toe kick, causing Pender to double over in pain. Phoenix positions the head between the legs, and then...

DING DING!!!!!

Yuri: PENDER HAS BEEN EEELLLLLIIIIMMMIIIINNNNAAAATTTTEEEDDDD!!!!

Tito: Rising Flames! Through the table!

Johnny: Damnit! It went from 4 on 2 in favor of The Order to 2 on 1 in favor of FlyBird.

The move takes a good bit out of Phoenix, so he sits there on his knees, gathering his strength, as Fly continues to slowly dissect Ghalleon on the outside with a variety of punches. Then Ghalleon regains the momentum. A simple eye poke to slow down Fly. A kick to the nuts to drop him to his knees... and a dropkick to the head to leave him lying on the ground. Ghalleon turns toward the ring. Phoenix sees these occurrences and slowly gets to his feet.

Ghalleon slides into the ring and locks eyes with the Champ. Ghalleon stalks Phoenix, who gears up his defenses. Ghalleon runs in and gets clotheslined. Phoenix starts to pull Ghalleon up, but Ghalleon low blows him, then connects with a spinning heel kick. Ghalleon follows up with a standing shooting star press. When he gets to his feet, he notices Fly regaining himself on the outside, so he runs in with a baseball slide, knocking Fly back. Ghalleon stays there and uses the ropes to do a vaulting hurricanranna on Fly that leaves the former champ down.

Tito: Ghalleon seems to be holding his own despite his teammates turning on him and being down 2 to 1.

Ghalleon pulls two tables from under the ring and slides them into the ring.

Johnny: One for Fly, one for Phoenix?

Tito: That may very well be his plan.

Ghalleon grabs Fly and rolls him into the ring, then grabs the sledgehammer. He enters the ring as Phoenix stumbles to his feet, and Ghalleon runs in and clocks Phoenix across the face with it, flooring the Champ. Ghalleon pulls Fly up and pushes him into the turnbuckle. He follows it up by taking several sledgehammer shots to Fly's midsection before walking away, then rushing in and ramming it into his ribcage. Fly falls to the mat, nursing his midsection.

He turns around to see Phoenix struggling with the ropes to pull himself up. The referee is standing at his side, questioning him on his condition. Ghalleon rushes in for the kill. Phoenix sees him coming and drops to the mat and rolls outside to avoid the shot, but the same can't be said for senior official John Valery. Valery hits the mat in a heap with the accidental hit from the sledgehammer.

Phoenix slides back into the ring and quickly performs a release German suplex on Ghalleon before he can take another shot from the weapon, but Ghalleon lands perfectly on his feet, and when Phoenix turns around, he is hit with a standing dropkick. Ghalleon forces Phoenix to his feet, and drops him back down with a DDT. Ghalleon notices Fly is struggling to his feet. Ghalleon grabs the sledgehammer and runs to Fly and clocks him over the head with it. Fly falls and lays motionless.

Ghalleon glances at Phoenix to make sure he's still down, then grabs one of the tables. He sets it up, and grabs Phoenix by the head, pulls him up, nails him with a European uppercut, a few forearms, and finishes with a kick to the nuts. Ghalleon quickly spins behind the champ, grabs in an Orton styled neck & backbreaker, and sends Phoenix through the table with it!

Tito: Aftershock! Through the table!

Johnny: Yes! Phoenix has been beaten!

Tito: But the referee is still out! He can't rule that Ghalleon?s won!

Ghalleon heads to the referee and tries to revive him. At that instance, Ghalleon gets nailed in the back with a steel chair from a bloodied Soulfly. Fly drops the chair and pulls Ghalleon up and around, then evenflows him onto the chair. Fly then wastes no time. He pulls Phoenix out of the wreckage, just as the referee starts to stir. Fly sets up a table, rolls Ghalleon onto and heads up top. Valery gets up and sees the destroyed table, but since Phoenix is lying on the other side of the ring, he can't make an official ruling on the match. Fly is on top, and he leaps off with a diving elbow drop!

Ghalleon rolls off! Fly smashes through the table and remains motionless in the rubble. Ghalleon tries to plead with Valery that he should be the victor as Fly and PX have both been through wood. Valery informs him that he didn't see Phoenix go through a table and that he did not put Fly through the table, that Fly put himself through the table, and the match will continue as a two on one.

Johnny: I don?t think Ghalleon agrees with the decision and neither do I!

Ghalleon decides to take out his frustrations on Fly. He grabs the chair and the sledgehammer. He places the chair on top of Fly's head, then raises the sledgehammer into the air.

Tito: He's trying to kill him!

Ghalleon raises the sledgehammer into the air, but a hand grabs the sledgehammer before it smashes down. The hand uses the leverage to jerk it out of Ghalleon's grasp. Ghalleon turns around to get drilled with it by Phoenix! With Ghalleon on the mat, Phoenix heads to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs it. He leaps off and connects with a diving headbutt! Phoenix has Ghalleon stunned, so he rolls out of the ring and grabs another table! He slides it into the ring, and picks up the TKOW Fiery Championship belt as well. He slides into the ring and pulls Ghalleon up by his hair.

He puts the belt in front of Ghalleon and says something inaudible to Ghalleon. Phoenix tosses the belt over beside the steel chair, then lifts Ghalleon up onto his shoulders. Phoenix runs into a turnbuckle and makes sure Ghalleon?s back hits it. Then he does the same to a second turnbuckle. And a third turnbuckle. Then he smashes him back first into the fourth turnbuckle, and roars out with a Phoenix Driver onto the championship belt and a table.

Tito: Phoenix just crippled Ghalleon!

Phoenix sets up the table and rolls Ghalleon on top of it. He climbs the turnbuckle. The crowd jumps to their feet. Then the arena is filled with maniacal laughter. Phoenix looks up at the 'tron, and sees Carpenter on it, providing the source of the laughter. Phoenix hops down, grabs his belt and quickly heads to the back.

Tito: What's he doing? He's in the middle of a match!

Johnny: When it comes down to Phoenix and Carpenter, nothing else matters but them two ripping each others' throats out.

Phoenix disappears backstage, as Ghalleon finally comes to his senses and rolls off the table. Fly is still not moving from the earlier attack. Ghalleon pulls him up and rolls him onto the table. Ghalleon heads to the nearby turnbuckle and climbs it. He leaps off with a moonsault.

DING DING!!!!

Yuri: SOULFLY IS EEEEEELLLLIIIIIIIMMMMIIIINNNNNAAAAATTTTTEEDDDDDD!!!!

Ghalleon takes a moment to regain himself after the move. He stands up and brushes some sawdust off of him. He looks around, trying to figure out the whereabouts of the final opponent, Phoenix. After a look around, he turns his attention back towards Soulfly, who lies bloodied and broken on the mat. Ghalleon slides out of the ring and grabs another table and slides it into the ring. He rolls into the ring, and sets up the table. He takes Fly and rolls him onto the table. Ghalleon heads back up top.

Tito: Outer Force is back!

Crim runs up the stairs with a steel chair and smacks it across Ghalleon?s back. Ghalleon falls to the mat as Saphron enters the ring. Saphron takes a chair and sets it in the ring and pulls up Ghalleon for a piledriver. Crim hops onto the top rope. Saphron pulls back and Crim jumps off helping with a spike piledriver onto the chair. Outer Force high five each other and take their time walking down the ramp. They stop near the top of the ramp and turn back to see Ghalleon, still on the mat but holding onto the ropes shouting at them.

They stop and start slowly walking back to the ring. Then they stop as Ghalleon pulls himself up to his feet. They start laughing as there's a huge pop from the crowd. Ghalleon has no idea why, and keeps shouting at the brothers. Finally, he turns around to grab a chair and, instead, a hand grabs him around the throat. Fly lifts him high into the air, turns a bit, and chokeslams him straight through the table intended for him.

Tito: Oh my god! He just destroyed Ghalleon!

Fly stands over him and starts shouting profanity laden insults his way, then tells Valery to rule Ghalleon eliminated. Valery has already been under a lot of confusion tonight, and with PX gone, and Fly already eliminated and Ghalleon incapacitated, he calls for the bell, throwing the match out in a no contest.

Crim leaves the ring and walks toward the ramp to join Saphron and Pender, but pauses and turns to look at Ghalleon. From out of no where two men storm toward the ramp and attack Crim as Saphron and Pender make their way up the ramp. The two men viciously beat Crim down, one punching and kicking him, while the other hits him repeatedly with chairshots. Once down on the entrance ramp, they stomp him.

Tito: What the hell?! Who are these guys?! SECURITY!!!

Johnny: I don't know, don't care, but it sure looks like fun to me!

Hearing the noise and the crowd's reaction, Saphron spins around and, upon seeing the attack, sprints back down the ramp to help his brother. Pender follows hot on his heels to assist. Saphron spears down the first attacker and they roll on down the ramp to the floor exchanging punches. Pender dodges the chair that swings at his head and knees the second attacker in the gut, doubling him over. He rips the chair from the guy and jumps up into the air, slamming the chair over the man's head, leaving a huge dent in the metal. He tosses the chair up and when it falls to the right height, he dropkicks it into the man's face. His opponent spits out blood and grabs Pender and DDTs him onto the ramp, standing up and stomping him. Pender grabs a foot and rolls, tripping the man and they end up falling off the side to the floor, punching at one another.

Meanwhile Saphron and the first guy have gotten to their feet gain and the attacker throws Saphron over the barricade, jumping it and following, grabbing Saphron's head and ramming it into the barrier over and over.
By now the second attacker has beaten down Pender and drags him toward the ring. The second attacker pulls a bloody Saphron toward it as well.

From the backstage area a familar face makes his way to the ring.

Tito: Is that.... Alyon?!

Johnny: What the hell is an Alyon?

Tito: It IS ALYON!!

Alyon strolls to the ring, smiling at the beat downs. The first attacker drags Saphron up to Crim and throws him down next to his brother. Pender rouses and attempts to fight back but both men viciously beat him down, working his upper back and neck, as Alyon makes his way around the ring to a microphone. Unseen, Crim sits up and rolls over to his hands and knees.

Alyon: Do it! Finish them off!

With that, the first attacker sets Pender up and delivers him a devastating powerbomb onto the top steel step. He lays him out cold on the steel. Crim staggers to his feet and runs toward him, trying to help, but he's knocked away with a stiff clothesline. As the beatings continue outside the ring, Fly motions for a microphone.

Fly: Listen here you little bitch. This has to end Ghalleon.

He looks down at the motionless Ghalleon.

Fly: So at the next Mass Khaos. You and me. Last Fucken Man Standing!

The crowd roars its approval.

Fly: So, if you disagree with this, or you want to back out of the match, now?s the time to tell me.

He looks down at Ghalleon, who still hasn't moved an inch.

Fly: Hell, just wiggle one of your dick grabbing fingers if you don't want the match. I'll understand if you're too much of a pussy to face me one on one in that environment.

Fly looks down. He then looks at Valery.

Fly: Do you see him saying no, or moving to show he doesn't want the match?

Valery shakes his head no.

Fly: Then it's settled, Last Man Standing at Mass Khaos, where I'll show you what happens when you fuck with Soulfly!

Fly tosses the mic down on Ghalleon as "Dizzy" hits.

Tito: Did you hear that Johnny? Next Mass Khaos, Fly and Ghalleon in a Last Man Standing Match.

Johnny is using the TKOW laptop to Google "Alyon". On the screen the top 5 sites are "ftwhatthefuckweretheysmoking.com", "bacthemac.net", "sledgehammer.org", "myfirstanalraping.xxx", and "wrestlinghasbeens.net". He clicks on "myfirstanalraping.xxx/alyonmac/sledgehammer.mov" and watches a rather disturbing video. His head tilts to one side as he tries to comprehend...

Johnny: Now see that's not physically possible...

Tito: Outer Force has been decimated by Alyon Mac and some team of thugs, Aaron Mc is returning, and Eric Mitchell left in cuffs for the second show in a row. Someone explain to me what's going on!!

Johnny: Well see Alyon's getting that sledgehammer shoved up his re-

Tito: Not that!

Alyon leads the attackers up the ramp as The FIRM members come down to the ring to collect Soulfly. The KhaosTron tightens on Alyon, patting his boys on the back.

Alyon: The Mac is back!

**Fade to**