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[TKOW Board]

The most familiar opening chord's ever, Welcome To the Jungle, start up to signal the new beginning of TKOW's...



The logo fades and and we're launched directly into a montage of TKOW 2005 spots, focusing on wrestlers currently in the federation. Phoenix, Soulfly, Kid Styles, Salazar, Matt Griffen, Ghalleon, Outer Force, Cody, Aello, Carpenter, Bob Lancelot, Pender, Lady Hawke, Cypher, Alyon Mac, and Aaron Mc. Shots of them all fly by, both spot shots as well as promo shots.

{Axel Rose}
Welcome to the Jungle, we got fun-n-games
We got everything you want, honey we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle watch it bring you to your shuna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get them for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle feel my, my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

The camera pans around the inside of the Rose Garden, showing a sold out crowd at a fever pitch. Fireworks explode off the stage, highlighting the new five-piece KhaosTron.

The camera comes to rest on Tito and Johnny, each sporting one of the two MegaBowl V shirts. Tito is wearing the "Most Hated" Tee while Johnny has on the button down "Royalty" shirt.

Tito: Welcome everybody to Mass Khaos, the next to last stop on the dirt path to MegaBowl V.

Johnny: Johnny Styles here, the best thing to ever happen to a TKOW headset since it's inception in 2002. The punk sitting next to me is called Tito Poppi, but personally I'd prefer to have Brent Hall sitting here. He's one funny fu-

Tito: We are just about a month away from the event to end all events, MegaBowl V.

Johnny: You never saw Apocalyptic Dreams, did you.

Tito: The what?

Johnny: The HPWA Supershow?

Tito looks blank.

Johnny: The show that debuted the match to end all matches, the Phoenix Pit?

Still nothing.

Johnny: The place where TEH COBRYN battle our boss?

Tito has a PSP out.

Johnny: You should be working for SWAT Arizona, you know that?

Tito: As I was saying, MegaBowl V is around the corner, and strangely enough, we know very little about the event. We know that there will be the HPWA King of Submissions Invitational-

Johnny: And we know Soutter won't be there.

Tito: Really? He backed out? Whatever for?

Johnny: Apparantly he has an aversion to fair play.

Tito: Oh. Well ok, yeah, we all know that.

Johnny: Luckily that just means some of the baggage is gone. We still have some Tanner, Robert Bunglebelts, Rising Sun, Jay St Clair, and a few other names gracing us. Hell, I may even jump in it for kicks.

Tito: That'll get everyone their moneys worth won't it.

Johnny: Damn tootin.

Tito: We also know there will be the Firestarter Tournament for the TKOW Title. Six men, three spots, and nothing set in stone.

Johnny: All I know is that brat Kid isn't making it. That boy couldn't beat off.

NOW- IS THE TIME- FOR ME TO RISE- TO MY FEEEEET-
WIPE YOUR SPIT- FROM MY FACE- WIPE THESE TEARS- FROM MY EYYYEEESSSSS

The "8" logo bounces around the KhaosTron, jumping around the HPWA logo as T.H. Power emerges from the backstage area to "I Will Be Heard". Power 'Razor Ramon' struts down the ramp, his metal briefcase in hand, a smirk across his face, Mike Oates dragging "The Snake" Jason Blade along. In pure Bret Hart style Power takes off his sunglasses and puts them on a kid at ringside before climbing the steps and stepping through the ropes.

Johnny: My, my, my? looks like Mr. I-Can?t-Find-My-Way-To-The-Arena had help getting here tonight because he?s with the boss and looking dumbfounded.

Tito: At least he?s here-

T.H. Power: Now I know I promised to do this less, and you can tell, I have been. But tonight's important. Not because of this jerkwad *points at Blade* but because I have an announcement to make.

Tito: I hope he'll shed some more light on MegaBowl V.

T.H. Power: HPWA is instituting it's first major division and, eventually, title. In consideration of recent grumblings backstage, we have decided to open a Women's Division that will span the entirety of the HPWA Interfed.

Tito: I had heard that there was pressure to reopen the TKOW Women's Division, but I didn't think it would stretch into this!

T.H. Power: Many of you may have thought that we would bring back TKOW's Women Divsion. But we like like to think smarter, and think bigger. Using the resources of the entire HPWA is quite simply the best business decision regarding T&A... I mean, chicks... I mean, female wrestlers, that we can make.

Johnny: So what he's saying is I get to watch scantily clad women roll around with each other? I'm there!

Tito: Have you been paying attention to some of these women? Lady Hawke put down Salazar last Mass Khaos. Aello faced down Blood Child. That Amy Chastaine was a men's division champion!

Johnny: But have you seen her rack?

Tito: There is no talking to you.

T.H. Power: And with that, I leave you "The Snake" Jason Blade, and your first matchup of Mass Khaos!

The lights go dim as a strong breeze can be felt over the arena.

As I saw the world in flames
Though the eyes of eternal life
I wish to destroy the life
For every innocent cry
As a sign to die

The pyros explode on both sides of the entranceway as Bryant McCoy emerges, leaping high into the air. He takes a few steps forward and then suddenly stops.

As I see the mistakes of man
I feel my anger
God will make the end of time
You cry forever

A huge tornado forms on the Tron behidn him, eventually forming the name "Bryant" in its eye. Bryant takes off running towards the ring as the guitar picks up.

Yuri Testkov: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM AUGUSTA GEORGIA, STANDING SIX FOOT FIVE AND WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE POUNDS, THE CRIMSON CYCLONE, BRYANT, MCCOOOOYYYYYYYYY~!!

I cry - I saw
Eternal, eternal winds
Eternal, eternal winds

Your voice screams like
The rain from sky
The end of time has come
Neither time nor a sign
Can stop this cicle of death

Bryant raises both his hands into the air as he climbs up on the middle rope of each side of the ring, one by one.

An imagine of total devastion
Characterize the world of today

I cry - I saw
Eternal, eternal winds
Eternal, eternal winds

The lights come back up slowly as Bryant shuffles back and forth awaiting the match.

Johnny: Look at that. Bryant thinks he?s hot stuff. I see I?m going to have to give him lessons.

Tito: But The Crimson Cyclone was half of XOW?s tag team title holders twice and their world champ-

Bryant and his girlfriend Stacey play up to the crowd.

Johnny: Like that?s going to matter in TKOW? You know Power doesn?t give a rat's ass about past titles anywhere. It?s all about what you do in his fed that matters to him. Anyway, you KNOW the XOW titles can?t hold a candle to the HPWA Ringmaster title.

The ref calls for the bell. Bryant approaches Blade, grinning, and says something to him. Blade looks a bit angry at the remark but, before he can do anything, Bryant nails him with a spinning back kick.

Tito: And Bryant kicks the match off!

Johnny: More like he tried to kick Blade?s head off.

Bryant follows it up with a quick DDT and jumps back to his feet and runs for the turnbuckle. Blade sits up and shakes his head then stands and is hit with a flying hurricanrana!

Tito: The Crimson Cyclone is showing his stuff in the ring. He must really want to impress the TKOW fans-

Johnny: Not to mention Mr. Kiss-My-Ass Power.

The crowd cheers when Bryant pumphandle slams Blade back down to the mat and follows with a nice moonsault. Stacey works the crowd, getting them to encourage her man more. Bryant gets to his feet, pulling up Blade, who staggers a bit. Bryant steps back a few feet, playing to the crowd, then turns and hits Blade with the Frankensteiner.

Tito: Blade is just-

Johnny: Blade is a lost cause. He couldn?t find his way to the arena last week and tonight he can?t even find his way around the ring. He deserves the beating he?s getting.

Stacey struts around the apron, much to the delight of the men in the audience, as Bryant stands and pulls Blade up into a Dominator style hold.

Tito: This could be the end of the match with The Crimson Cyclone?s Crimson Rain!

Johnny: It?s about time... to move onto to something more interesting, like that Stacey chick. Hey Baby!

Bryant lets Blade drop over his back. He then spikes him down on the mat, head first and goes for the pin.

Tito: The Crimson Rain!!

One!

Two!

Three!

The ref calls for the bell and?

Yuri Testkov: AAAANNNDDD YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH IS? ?THE CRIMSON CYCLONE??. BRRRYYYYYAAAANNNNTTTT?. MMMCCCCCCCOOOOOOYYYY!!!

Bryant and Stacey celebrate in the ring.

Johnny: So what's up next?

Female Voice: *low, soft and a bit sultry* Caaaarrrrpppeeeennnnnttteeeerrrrrrrr... I hope you?re watching.

The Khaostron lights up and the scene shows a darkened room and, within it, darker shapes.

Johnny: What the heck?

Female Voice: Poor, poor, Carpenter. You accuse me of some things and your choice of words is? interesting. Is ?porking? and ?slut? the best you could come up with? I thought you were more creative than that. I may be a harpy, but I stick with one male as long as he sticks with me, so the accusation of slut is totally wrong. Besides, what male other than the male Phoenix could survive mating a Harpy?

As the camera adjusts to the darkness the room appears brighter on one side.

Female Voice: What?s the matter? Jealous the females aren?t flocking to you? Jealous that your brother has all the fame, the fun, the excitement, the chicks, the sex, the money, and the freedom you haven?t had?

The scene pans toward a window where lights are seen... and a female silhouette. The camera moves to the window, revealing the lights to be those currently in the Rose Garden Arena. The camera moves close enough to pan out the window, showing the audience and a crew readying the ring for the upcoming match, then turns to the silhouette, which is now illuminated from below and revealed to be Aello in her white attire and mask.

Aello: As for your attack on me? hitting me in the back and side of the head hard enough to black me out right off the bat leaves very little opportunity to fight back. I don?t remember much of the fight since you did such an awesome job of it. What did you hit me with? That iron pipe?

She reaches up to rub the back of her head and the side of her face through her white feathered mask.

Aello: And you were inside that Elmo suit so most anything I did in return would be buffered and cushioned. Ah, well. No matter. I?ve recovered with the most attentive assistance from your handsome brother. And you? well, you?ve apparently recovered to some degree.

She drops her hand and lays it upon the window sill, turning to look over the audience while she speaks.

Aello: You sound like a little boy who hasn?t gotten his way and has decided to get it no matter what. You blew any attempt at manipulating me since you decided to reveal that Phoenix and I are having a? ?relationship.? There?s nothing left for you to hold over me now?is there. And before you decide to hollar, ?HARDKORE! again, let me state here and now. Aello has never been ?HARDKORE?? ever, but if I must...

Below the crowd murmurs and looks up toward the lights trying to figure out where Aello really is as she is shown below on the Khaostron.

Aello: I think what pisses you off the most is what effect I?ve had on your brother, isn?t that right? That wildness he had, that darkness he sank into with Mingla? I helped bring him out of it, helped keep him from slipping into that state of mind where you want him to be. You want to send him to Tartartus?

The sultriness leaves and her voice hardens with a hint of anger as she turns to face the camera once more. Her hand on the sill curls into a fist.

Aello: Taking people to Tartarus is MY job, Carpenter, not yours. It?s been my job since my creation. I know only those justifiable should be taken there. I will fight you to keep you from sending the undeserving there.

She steps toward the camera, her body vertically half lit, half in shadow. Her eye in the lit half of the mask is dark, but the eye in dark half of the mask glows silver.

Aello: So we are at impasse. I will fight you for your brother, Carpenter. Make no mistake about that. I will do all in my power to prevent you from making him into another you. You want to fight me, then come fight me and don?t sneak up behind me like a coward as you did last time, and like you did Doc.

She steps forward and the camera gets a closeup on her masked face as she spits out?

Aello: Come get me, Carpenter, I?m waiting?

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

Returning from the commercial, we Find Hoops Jackson, standing in the ring, with a microphone.

Hoops: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here to get a word with one of the six contenders for the three open slots for the Firestarter Tournament, one of the participants in tonight's Main Event, and former TKOW Champion, ladies and gentlemen, Soulfly!

A mechanical drum beat fills the arena, opening "Dizzy" by Orgy, as the lights dim. The KhaosTron shows a giant pot leaf which is rotating clockwise, it speeds up, giving a spiral effect until it disappears into the center just as the rest of the musicians kick in and Jay Gordon?s voice is heard.

You're just another pretty face

{KHAOSTRON: Icarus Evangeline gets speared through the side of a cell wall}

In a room full of whores

{Dave Havoc tapping out to the tree of pain}

No you don't mean much

{Colin Tapping out to the tree of pain}

Used to be so naive

{Nathan Melvin receiving a stunner}

Catatonic

{Fly has the Tree of Pain locked on Shogun, Jason Starr has the Technical Foul locked in on Gun as well, who is out cold.}

Now you seem to be so much better than before

Green and Red strobe lights start going off in the arena, as smoke fills the entrance ramp area, creating a nice effect with the lights

{T Money gets Evenflowed onto a steel chair}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Soulfly and D-matic smash into Clench with a golfcart}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Soulfly hits Jason Starr over the head with the ?THC? Championship belt}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Dustin receives a facebuster through a burning table on the second level of the cage}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Icarus is Evenflowed off the cell, propelled by an electric shock}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Jason Starr runs at Soulfly for a lariot but Soulfly ducks & turns around kicking Starr in the gut & EVENFLOW!}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb

{Fly rips the cell door off, and leaps through the cage openings, smashing the door against Dustins chest}

The smoke clears. Soulfly is standing at the center of the ramp, in his infamous spread arms taunt, he saunters toward the ring, soaking in the hatred from the fans.

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{Soulfly holding up the TKOW Extreme Chaos Championship, in a bloody mess}

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{Soulfly holds up the TKOW 6 man Tornado Tag Championship in one hand, and the Extreme Chaos Championship in the other}

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{Soulfly celebrates with Miranda, Sean Christopher, and Victoria Secret, with the TKOW Custom Championship}

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{A bloodied Fly holds up the World Heavyweight Championship, while sitting on the back of a golf cart, Hardcore Al beside him holding up the Custom Chaos Championship.}

Fly steps in between the ropes and makes his way across the ring, he stands up on the opposite turnbuckle, posing with his arm taunt, the KhaosTron cuts to the live feed. The lights come back on as the lyrics come back in, Fly steps down and walks around absorbing the heat.

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

Hoops: Fly, can I ask you what your thoughts are on the tournament at Megabowl?

Fly: Hoops, I will be one of the four participants in the tournament, and I will win it to become the first ever, TWO TIME, TKOW Champion. It doesn't matter who the other three are in it, and it doesn't matter what their record in TKOW is. The fact is I will walk out of Megabowl for the second straight year as the NEW TKOW Champion.

Hoops: Tonight you and Ghalleon take your heated feud into the ring for a last man standing match. Your thoughts?

Fly: I cannot add nothing new to it, Hoops. Ghalleon's not on my level, not now, not in the past, not never. And, when you throw in something that makes the match that much more intense and painful, he folds like a deck of car-

Fly is cut off as Ghalleons music hits. Soulfly stares at the ramp awaiting Ghalleon, who doesn't show his face.

Tito: Look Out! He's coming out of the crowd!

Ghalleon slides into the ring from behind with the sledgehammer he used at the last Mass Khaos, and he drills Fly in the middle of the back with it, dropping him to the mat. WIth Fly down, Ghalleon capitalizes with a series of shots to Fly's back and head until security finally comes out and gets him off of Fly. Ghalleon spits on him and leaves the ring with an evil smile on his face.

Tito: These two men have a bloodlust for each other like I've rarely witnessed before. They nearly hate each other as much as Jace Mingla and Phoenix did a year ago, and I think they're pushing for that top spot.

Johnny: Has anyone been shot yet? I don't THINK so!

Carpenter?s laugher inundates the arena.

Tito: What's that?

Carpenter: The little hen has crowed.

Johnny: It?s Carpenter! He?s here in the arena somewhere, the crazy bastard!

Carpenter?s laughter breaks out again until he stops abruptly, speaking low and menacingly.

Carpenter: You're going to fight me for him?

His laughter rings out again.

Carpenter: Aaaaeeeelllllooooo? You don't know who it is you do, do you? *chuckles* He's not worth it. Ask him. He might have the balls to tell you, but I doubt it. *sighs* The things that gets me is you want to protect him? Why is that, little birdy? There's only one reason you would be willing to do that. Have you told him yet? How about I do it for you? How about I tell EVERYONE? *tilts his head, his eyes in deep thought* Yeeeesssssss... I'll tell everyone, but I want to see your face when I do. I know where you're hiding Harpo. *getting loud* I?m coming for you... to expose you!

Tito: How can he know where she is when we don't?

Carpenter: *in an near whisper* In a few minutes, unlike that fool of a brother, I'll be entirely devoted to you. I'll be very attentive honey, I promise. I know all the right spots to touch. All the right words to say. You'll be putty in my blood covered hands... Haha ha ha aaa hahahHAHAHAHAHAHA

The feed cuts off as Carpenter's laughter reaches a near scream.

Tito: What could Carpenter possibly be up to?

Johnny: Aello, if you can hear the sound of my voice, take your puppies and run!

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

"Overrated (Everything Is)" by Less Than Jake begins to play on the arena's speaker system, sending the crowd wild. The screen shows Aaron in action from various times in his career including matches against TKOW stars past and present, including Soulfly, Extreme Killer Phil and Jason Starr. As soon as the vocals hit, Aaron runs out onto the stage. He stands at the top of the ramp for a few seconds, looking around at the fans, playing to them a little, before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring.

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LIVERPOOL ENGLAND, STANDING SIX FOOT THREE AND WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND ONE POUNDS, AARON, M, CEEEEEEEEE~!

Tito: This is Aaron's first match in TKOW in nearly a year, ever since he failed to capture the TKOW Title from Soulfly in the fourway match at Forever.

Johnny: I read that in FTWOF, he bent over and took it from Eric Mitchell.

The opening chords of 'Black and White' cue off as Tobias steps on to the stage, there's no playing to the crowd, instead he just starts his way down the ramp avoiding and ignoring any fans reaching over for a high five or attempting to verbally harass him.

Yuri Testkov: AND HIS OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE POUNDS, FROM LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, TOBIAS BUUUUURRRRDEEEEEENNN!!!

He hops up on the apron and turns to face back to the ramp momentarily as though paranoid that someone will be there, then he steps in between the ropes and retreats to his corner, waiting for the starting bell to begin.

Tobias Burden circles around Aaron Mc before locking up in a collar and elbow tie-up and whipping him against the ropes, catching him with a spinebuster on the rebound.

Tito: Impressive start from Burden. I?m wondering if the returning Mc has a bit of ring rust?

Johnny: No way! Aaron Mc is far too cool to have ring rust.

Tito: I?m not disputing Aaron?s coolness. It?s just Aaron has been away for so long.

Johnny: But both men have an impressive record in TKOW Aaron is 14 to 5, whilst Burden is 10-2. Of course, neither of them can hold a candle to me!

Tito: Both men have held championship belts in TKOW. Burden has even held the Tag Titles in SCW as well!

Johnny: Hey, I just thought, I?m beginning to sound like you with all these stats! *slaps himself*

Aaron writhes in pain, clutching the lower spine as Tobias works on him with three kicks to the back and then applies a grounded chin-lock to great effect. Aaron starts to scream in agony at the move that is verging on a choke hold.

Tito: Burden better be careful he doesn?t choke Aaron here. If he does the ref could DQ him.

Johnny: Burden doesn?t give a shit if he gets disqualified.

The referee checks under the chin, and it appears that Burden has, in fact, applied an illegal choke hold and therefore the referee calls for a break.


One...


Two...


Three...


Four...


Burden releases the hold.

Tito: Tobias making full use of the five count before breaking the hold.

The referee warns Burden as Aaron Mc crawls towards the ropes uses them to get back to his feet. Mc runs at Burden with a clothesline but Burden ducks underneath it and catches Aaron with a big boot to the face as he turns around. Tobias Burden lifts Aaron up by the head and lifts him up high by the side of the face, slamming him down in a sit out powerslam much like a Baldo-Bomb.

Johnny: Woah! An impressive show of strength from Burden!

Aaron Mc rolls around the mat in pain as Burden makes the cover.


One...


Two...


Three...


Aaron kicks out!

Burden looks angry and immediately locks a rear naked choke on Aaron.

Tito: Aaron is hurting. How much longer can he sustain this before he taps?

Aaron is screaming in pain as Burden tightens the hold, showing relentless intensity. Aaron yells out again but manages to shuffle his way closer to the ropes and grab the bottom one as the referee calls for the break.


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Burden releases the hold.

Tito: Again, Burden is making the most out of the five count.

As Tobias releases the hold Aaron Mc is laying motionless on the mat.

Johnny: I think Aaron is out of it! I think he might be knocked out.

The referee approaches Aaron and checks on him then raises his hand.


One...


Aaron?s hand drops


Two...


Aaron?s hand drops.

Tito: Look at Burden. He is playing up to the crowd as if he just won the World?s Championship!


Three...


Aaron leaps up and rolls up Burden with a school boy!!

Johnny: Aaron was just playing possum! He wasn?t really knocked out!


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Two...


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Burden kicks out!

Tito: That caught Tobias Burden off guard!

Johnny: Sure did! I love it!

Aaron Mc quickly gets up, as does Burden, but Aaron bounces off the ropes and knocks Burden down with a clothesline. Burden gets up again but Aaron runs off the ropes with another clothesline, Burden once again gets to his feet, but this time Aaron runs off the ropes with a hurricanrana inverted into a sunset flip pin!


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Burden kicks out!

Johnny: Aaron Mc has really turned this match around!

Aaron gets up and hits a spinout powerbomb on Burden as he stands up.

Tito: Now that was a display of strength!

Johnny: Burden is like 50lbs heavier than Aaron!

Tito: You are sounding like me again!

Johnny: Damn... *slap* There....

Aaron steps back a few paces into the corner of the ring.

Johnny: He's setting Burden up for Vanity Sells!

Tito: This will be lights out for Burden if he hits this!

Tobias Burden gets to his knees and Aaron Mc runs at him with the Vanity Sells kick, but Burden ducks under it.

Aaron Mc spins around but Burden trips him face first onto the mat, Burden quickly gets to his feet and runs at Aaron with The Fading Mage kick as he kneels up! Burden then covers Aaron.


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Tito: What a finish! Aaron went to hit Vanity Sells and missed, then Burden hit Mc with his variation of the exact same move, The Fading Mage!

Johnny: For a minute, just a small insignificant minute, I thought Aaron might embarass Burden.

Tito: Aaron Mc is a former two time Ultimate Chaos champion, and a World title contender. How's that embarassing?

Johnny: The man's name is Mick!

Tito: No no, it's Em Sea.

Johnny: Tito, my man, it's Mick!

Tito: Em Sea!

Johnny: Mick!

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

INXS' "Pretty Vegas" starts to play as..









..appears.

Yuri Testkov's VoiceOver: Live from the Caesars Palace?s outdoor arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, TKOW presents MEGABOWL V! With INXS performing the MBV theme, Pretty Vegas!

See the Firestarter Tournament for the TKOW Title!

Witness the King of Submissions Invitational!

Coming you you LIVE, Tuesday, Independance Day, July 4th on PPV!

Back from commercial, the KhaosTron shows Soulfly storming down a hallway. He stops in front of a door marked "The Order". Without hesitation he kicks the door the door down and barges in. A few seconds later he comes out.

Fly: GHALLEON! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

He turns back down the hallway and comes face to face with the TKOW General Manager Jesse James Blackwood. The mere sighting of him draws a huge pop from the crowd.

JJB: Just the needledick I was looking for.

Fly: Where the hell is that tutu wearing sissy at!

JJB: I'm looking right at him.

Fly glares at the GM, burning a hole in him with his eyes.

Fly: You better watch your fuc-

JJB: No, you better shut up and listen. I know you're looking for Ghalleon. And I know firsthand what you'll do to him if you find him.

Fly: I'm going to put the motherfucker in the Intensive Care unit beside Blood Child.

JJB: Exactly. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit and send a camera crew to follow you, but tonight I can't let you do that.

Fly: And why the fuck not?

JJB: Because if you get to Ghalleon, it jeopardizes tonight's match.

Fly: Fuck the match! I want to tear him a new asshole right now!

JJB: Settle down, numbnuts. Tonight's match has been the key to the advertising for tonight's show for two weeks and, after all we've put into promoting it, I have to make sure that it happens. Which is why I'm giving you an order. Do NOT touch Ghalleon until the bell rings for the match. Then you can do whatever the hell you want to him.

Fly: Fuck your orders! When I find him, he's fucking dead!

JJB: And if you do, I'll make sure you spend the rest of your contract locked up in a rehabilitation center far away from here until you get clean or your contract expires. And you wont be recieving a paycheck until you come out sober.

Fly: You can't fucking do that!

JJB: Sure I can, I'm the general manager, I can do whatever the hell I want to make sure that TKOW remains successeful, even if it means keeping a former champion off TV for "personal problems". So go sit down somewhere, smoke a blunt, get some head, and wait for the match. Don't make me have to take drastic measures.

Jesse walks away and Fly stares him down as he leaves.

Tito: I wonder if Soulfly can keep his calm long enough to get to the Last Man Standing Match?

Johnny: This is Soulfly Tito! He can't keep his calm long enough to get to the end of the hallway.

Tito: Hey Johnny, have you heard about UCW's latest show?

Johnny: Has anyone?

Tito: Nope. Coming up next, we have the TKOW "Fiery" Champion and the Boss in action together against the recently annexed Outer Force.

Johnny: Outer Force wasn't a match for Phoenix when they were part of The Order. What chance do they have now?

Tito: Phoenix has been off his game thanks to the antics of his brother, Carpenter.

Johnny: What's he really done? He showed Phoenix a piece of paper. Oooo scary.

Tito: He's assaulted half the TKOW staff!

Johnny: Did he molest you in the backside?

Tito: No.

Johnny: Then stop your whining!

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS A TAG TEAM MATCHUP! IN THE RING, FROM TORONTO CANADA, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT POUNDS, CRIM, SAPHRON, THEY ARE, OUTER, FOOOORRRRRRRRRCEEEEAH~!!

Crim and Saphron raise their arms to the crowd, and recieve a mix of cheers and boos.

Tito: Outer Force hearing a mixed reaction from this capacity crowd.

Johnny: If it wasn't capacity, would we ever admit it?

Tito: Not a chance.

Johnny: I thought not.

The Tron is dark, and the HPWA logo fades in. Shadowed forms fill the screen as the Section 8 logo ripples in and out of view. The arena fades to a purple glow, the Section 8 logo shining down on the stage and circling through the audience.

"Oh Hell Yeah"'s opening riff kicks on and the Tron lights up...



People think they know me, say I'm wound a little tight.
Tell me I go looking for trouble, that I'm always ready for a fight.
But I'm just an easygoin guy, not crossing any line.

With a splitscreen, Phoenix on the right, T.H. Power on the left, clips of various moves and matches begin to show.

{Power hanging Cold Angel in a Brutality cage and Phoenix flying off the top of a Brutality cage with Carpenter.}

T.H. Power runs out, highstepping, full of energy and yelling at the crowd as the circle of fire lights mid-stage.

I'm a caring individual, most all the time.
Most all the time? Quite alot of the time!
It's just that... It's just that... IT'S JUST THAT... OH HELL YEAH!

{A Stock Market Crash and a Phoenix Driver, both to Bishop.}

Phoenix rises through the flames, down on one knee. As Phoenix stands up Power jogs in front of the flames and starts yelling at Phoenix.

Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!

{A slow mo Long Shot delivered through a flaming glass door & wood table missing Cold Angel, slow mo Phoenix Driver off the top of a ladder to the outside putting Jace Mingla through two other ladders.}

Power points down the ramp at the ring as Phoenix steps out of the fire.

Well... you know... sometimes... I kick a LOT of ass,
Oh hell yeah!

{Power attacking Suga at the UCW title match and Phoenix hitting the Phoenix Driver on D-Matic onto the title belt that same match.}

Phoenix cracks his neck and his hands as Power continues to jawjack him.

Some people seem unhappy, with certain things I say.
They seem to think I'm impolite, that I'm cultured in some way.
But I'm just an easygoin guy, and I appreciate their advice.
I believe in self-improvement, and always being nice
Well... sometimes being nice.
Occasionally, it's just that, Oh hell yeah!

Phoenix takes off on a dead run, straight down the ramp, as Power stands at the top of the ramp screaming his head off.

Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM NEW JERSEY, AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS, THE BOSS T.H. POWER, YOUR TKOW FIERY CHAMPION PHOENIX, THEY ARE, BIG, BUISSSSSSNESSSSSSAH~!!

Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!

{A slo mo Long Shot into his metal briefcase into Jake Cage's skull, and a Phoenix Driver off a top turnbuckle to the floor on Hitman.}

Phoenix slides into the ring out of the dead run as Power starts down the ramp, yelling to the crowd, getting them pumped. Phoenix hits the ropes in front of the announcers and grabs the top rope, looking out to the crowd, eyes wide and wild.

Well!
You know!
Aometimes I kick a lot of ass!
Well!
You know!
Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Oh Hell Yeah!

Power finally gets into the ring, leaving his case on the steps in their corner. Phoenix turns to look at him and they each nod, then both men start highstepping around the ring, each stopping on an opposite side and they both start shaking the ropes and yelling to the crowd!

Oh yeah!
Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!
Well! You know! Sometimes I kick a lot of ass!
Well! You know! Oh Hell Yeah!
Sometimes I drink a little beer!
Sometimes I make a little mess!
Sometimes I get a little angry!
Sometimes I kick a little ass!
Well! You know! Sometimes I kick a lot of ass!
Well! You know!

They finally hop to the second turnbuckles announcerside playing to the crowd. They drop and move to the other turnbuckles, yelling to the crowd more.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah! Sometimes I kick a lot of ass!

The song ends with the Tron showing a bloody Power conferencing with Phoenix, and the two men get to their corner.

Tito: Phoenix looks a little more focused this week.

Johnny stands up.

Johnny: HEY CHAMP! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Phoenix looks down at him.

Johnny: I'M THE SUPERSTAR BITCH!

Phoenix smiles and shakes his head. He steps through the ropes at the same time as Saphron, leaving Crim and T.H. in the ring together. Valery calls for the bell and both men start to circle the ring. Power?s fingers are wiggling and Crim keeps checking Phoenix as they move.

Tito: The Boss doesn?t get much respect in the ring, even after all he's shown us so far.

Johnny: He's the boss! Let him go sign checks, and stamp papers. He doesn't belong in the ring.

Both men move to the center and lock up. T.H. takes a power advantage and pushes Crim back into a corner. The ref comes in and forces the two men apart, making T.H. back off slowly, hands in the air. Crim moves around the ref and raises his arms for another tieup, but as Power moves in, he kicks him in the stomach. Another boot to the gut, and Crim starts driving axehandle blows into Power's back, taking him down to a knee. He quickly dashes to the ropes, tagging Sapron, then comes off the ropes, flipping over Power and pulling his head down into a facebuster.

Saphron gets in the ring and starts stomping on Power, and Crim stands up and joins him, taunting Phoenix. Phoenix scowls at them but doesn't attempt to enter the ring, allowing Valery to count it off and start forcing Crim to leave the ring.

The main screen of the Khaostron cuts to shadowy room with Aello standing before the windows, leaving the match on one of the smaller screens. She turns and looks to the left of the camera as a door clicks shut.

Aello: Are you back with the-

A quiet chuckle interrupts her. She takes a defensive stance and quickly scans the room.

Voice: Moon boy won?t be returning any time soon.

Aello: *quietly* Carpenter! What did you do to him?

There?s a bit of a scuffling noise and his voice comes from a different area, closer to the mic.

Carpenter: The kiddie needed a nap, so I put him down. We don?t need him interrupting us, now do we, little birdy. Ah? here?s where he left it!

The camera moves and Aello runs toward it. The camera swings wildly to the side and lands and skids on the floor, stopping on a side angle, the windows behind.

Aello: Quit hiding in the shadows and come out!

Carpenter: *laughing* Why should I? It?d ruin my fun. I think I?ll play with you for a bit before I tell everyone. You must be real fun or my brother wouldn?t have played with you for so long.

Aello?s boots come into view as she enters the frame. Scuffling is heard from the right and she moves in that direction.

Aello: That?s none of your business.

Carpenter: It is when you undo what I want done to him!

She steps back into frame.

Aello: He doesn?t deserve that.

She moves to the left when she hears a long laugh come from that direction.

Carpenter: Who are you to know what he deserves? Do you know his secrets? Do you know what he?s done in the past?

Aello: The past has made him who he is. What?s done is done. It can?t be changed.

Tito: Aello is being stalked by Carpenter, and Phoenix doesn't seem pleased one bit.

Johnny: Phoenix just jumped in the ring and shoved Valery out of the way!!

Carp?s voice shifts again with some scuffling and Aello?s boots move in front of the camera again.

Carpenter: The past can?t, but he can? and I?m going to change him and you?re in my way, little bird. How about I tell it now?

There?s more scuffling.

Aello: There's no need. He knows.

Carpenter: Bluffing, little birdy. I can see it in your eyes, the way you stand. You're nervous. He doesn't know. If he knew, he wouldn't allow you to be here with just Moon Boy in attendance.

Aello?s breathing picks up when she hears Carpenter laugh again.

Aello: How do you know he's not here? How do you know this isn't a trap?

Another set of scuffles, and again Aello's boots appear in the frame.

Carpenter: Because I waited for the right moment. As I speak to you, he's out in front of that crowd with fatso, trying to act as if he still has a career.

Aello: *muttering* Hell, was that now?

In the ring, Phoenix grabs hold of Saphron, ripping him off Power and throwing him to the side. Crim jumps in the ring but Phoenix quickly sends a palm heel into his forehead, signs the cross, then Phoenix Driver's Crim into the mat!

Carpenter: I know why you taunted me. You're just trying to keep me from getting him. I decided to play along tonight. There's plenty of time for me to get what I want from him.

Aello: You can't have him.

Carpenter: You're wrong. I will. We're brothers, family. We're alike. He's just in denial, like you are.

Carpenter laughs again.

Back in the ring, Power has grabbed Saphron, and drops him with Stock Market Crash as Phoenix grabs his coat and Rosary and starts up the ramp.

Carpenter: You don't want me to tell, do you? Too bad.

Aello: Be my guest. You think you know. Let's see if you do.

Carpenter: *laughing* Such a brave little birdy. I can see what my brother sees in you besides your luscious body. He'd drop you for a redhead, though. You know he can't resist them. You have that to look forward to--seeing him strut around with a pretty redhe-

Aello: *a bit frustrated* Get on with it, already, and stop wasting my time!

Power grabs the "Fiery" belt and runs after Phoenix, leaving Outer Force in the ring, starting to get up.

Carpenter: Oooh.. I hit a nerve did I? *chuckling* This little birdy You shouldn't tease her. She's a nice lady She's a whore and makes him happy. Shut up! He doesn't deserve to be happy unless he does it breaking bodies!

Aello: Hello, Conner. You should come out and play more often.

Carpenter: SHUT UP! IT'S MY TIME YOU BITCH! YES, YOU'RE a whoring bitch. Maybe I'll take my turn on you. Yes... maybe I will. Take the little birdy who's hopelessly in love with my brother.

Aello freezes, sucking in a deep breath and holding it.

Carpenter: You scared her good. Now it's my turn, little birdy. My turn.

Aello?s suddenly knocked to the floor. An open door floods light into the room, momentarily revealing that she and Elmo are struggling on the floor. The door closes and it goes dark again. When the camera adjusts back to the darkness, two forms are seen rolling around fighting. The door opens again and this time the lights go on and Phoenix leaps over a table on top of Elmo, pulling him off a struggling Aello, and beating on him, pulling off his head in the process. He catches himself in mid-punch.

Phoenix: Son of a-

T.H. Power strides in through the door as the scene switches to a different camera following him and employees of the Happy Thoughts Psychiatric Hospital. Power walks over to Phoenix, who releases Elmo. Phoenix stands up and moves over to Aello, helping her to her feet.

Phoenix: You okay?

She nods as Power looks at his friends and then down to the floor with a surprised expression.

Phoenix: *taking Aello by the arm* Good. Because you and I are-

T.H. Power: Who the hell is that?

The camera pans down to Elmo revealing a gagged...

Tito: It's Jason Blade!

A mixed reaction is heard from the crowd, and the main screen focuses again on the ring, leaving the backstage on a smaller screen. Saphron looks over and sees the two mysterious guys again. He jumps down from the apron and heads over there. Power looks on in wonder. The two men nail Saphron and the ref calls for the bell. Alyon gets over the barrier and gets a mic.

Alyon: This is our buisness! These goons started this and we're going to finish it here tonight!

On the smaller screen, Phoenix quickly picks Aello up, throws her over his shoulder, and takes off across the room toward the door.

Aello: HEY! PUT ME DOWN!

Phoenix: Not until I find us a place to talk.

He walks through the door and turns into the hall and out of view with the struggling harpy.

Aello: Phoenix!

~!SMACK!~

Aello: OOOOWWW!

Phoenix: *fading from range* That's for the stunt you just pulled.

Crim heads out to help his brother. He and one of the guys starts to go at it as Saphron and the other fights up the ramp. Crim shoves the guy he's fighting into the guard rails and starts to work away at his ribs while the guy Saphron's fighting is getting the upperhand. He knocks Saphron down and starts to work away at him. Then the other guy starts to fight back against Crim, doing the same thing. Then, the crowd starts to cheer, but also have some mixed reactions as a familiar guy comes from the back with bandaged up ribs and a pipe in hand.

Tito: That's Pender! I thought he was in the hospitial!

The man fighting Saphron gets up, only to get knocked down by the pipe. The man fighting Crim heads towards Pender, but he too is knocked down by this. Pender raises the pipe in victory as Alyon looks on in fright.

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

Once again we see Soulfly walking down a hall. This time he comes to the door marked "The Firm". He casually pushes the door open and pauses in his tracks. The camera has a perfect view of the locker room. It's been trashed. And... lying facedown in a bloody heap on the ground is Fly's sister Alice Allure and his tag team partner, D-Matic.

Voice: It's just beautiful isn't it?

The camera rotates a bit, getting a better shot of the room. Ghalleon sits on a steel chair, at the back of the lockerroom, where he can view over his dirty work.

Ghalleon: And what's so funny is they didn't even put up a fight. Alice tried but no woman is equal to the "Advanced Human," and D-matic's too worried about his PSP to notice his bong getting bashed into his skull.

Fly: I'm going to-

Ghalleon: Do absolutely nothing.

Ghalleon stands up, steps over D-Matic and Alice, and gets right in his face.

Ghalleon: Go ahead and hit me. I'll give you a clean shot. Hit me. You can save yourself from a brutal beating tonight. Save yourself from humiliation as I put you in your place. All you have to do is hit me.

Fly: Fuck you!

Ghalleon then slaps fly right across the side of his face. Fly draws back a fist and swings. But he stops himself inches away from Ghalleons fight.

Fly: Fuck that. Your scared. You just want me to hit you so I can't kick your ass all over Portland tonight. Well, bitch, I have bigger plans for you. And it involes me breaking you in half tonight. You thought the table a few weeks ago hurt. Bitch, nothing you've ever done will compare to what happens to you tonight. I'll make you feel pain that you've never fathomed before; break bones you didn't even know you had, and cripple you in front of millions and millions of people that all want to see me end your paethetic existence. I'll see you in the ring. Go ahead and call the paramedics and tell them to be waiting on you. And tell them to bring a body bag.

Fly walks away as Ghalleon watches him.

Ghalleon: You never were nothing but all talk. We'll see what happens when I do to you what I did to Dustin Hughes.

Ghalleon walks off in the opposite direction, leaving a shot of the demolished Firm locker room and the limp bodies of Alice and D-Matic.

Tito: Next up is Matt Griffen and ?The Forsaken? Salazar Tyrenus. These two had strong words to say to each other this week.

Johnny: And Griffen?s a bit peeved at how Tyrenus beat up on Hawke at the last Mass Khaos.

Styles rubs his hands together, grinning.

Johnny: This should be a good match!

Tito: You mean this should be a long hard fight, especially with Tyrenus showing such signs of madness and Griffen looking to make him pay for hurting Lady Hawke.

Johnny: Well? whaddayaknow?. You?re starting to catch on. You actually got it right for a change!

The lights go out...

[Tupac]
What do we have here now, Do you want to fight or die?

It?s dark?Haiiil Maary A ra ra ra ra ra

A silver spotlight shines on the entrance below the KhaosTron, the rest of the arena is dark.

*GONG* *GONG*

The music starts, equipped with the dark trench coat and arms raised The Forsaken appears on the stage and the arms fall back down. Then he slowly proceeds to walk to the ring as the silver light flickers at times but continues shining. He walks down the ramp and looks around with a wolfish grin and nods slowly and the flicker stops, the arena is bathed in silver lights... then they flicker too.

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, STANDING 6 FEET 5 INCHES AND WEIGHING 217 POUNDS, THE FORSAKEN ONE, SALAZAR, TYRENUS~!

Until he raises his right arm and then they stop. He climbs up the steps and gets into the ring before standing on all four turnbuckles and looking down sinisterly at the crowd.

The lights go down with smoke filling the stage as the opening chords of "Have A Nice Day" by Bon Jovi inundate the arena. A back light suddenly illuminates through the smoke revealing a large muscular male form. The lights gradually rise and Matt Griffen strides out into view.

Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM BOWLING GREEN KENTUCKY, STANDING 6 FEET 8 INCHES AND WEIGHING 325 POUNDS, ONE THIRD OF THE BIRDS OF PREY, MATT, GRRRRRRIIFFENNNN~!

He looks out at the audience, acknowledges the fans along the ramp with a nod of his head and a large grin. He makes his way to the ring accompanied by Lady Hawke.

When Matt reaches the ramp, Salazar slides out of the ring and runs toward him. Griffen takes off in a run as well, and they meet half way along the ramp. Lady Hawke remains on the stage as the men begin slugging it out with rights and lefts. The crowd roars.

Johnny: Yeah!!!!

Griffen and Tyrenus move back and forth across the ramp, getting very near the edge next to the announce table. The two lock up in a grapple and Tito carefully scoots his chair away.

Johnny: Where ya going, chicken?

At that moment Salazar breaks free and knees Griffen hard in the groin. He follows that with a quick drop kick to the head as Matt bends over, driving Matt to the very edge of the ramp where he totters, flailing his arms around to keep his balance. The Forsaken jumps up and goes for a spear, but Matt leaps off the edge of the ramp when he realizes he?s going to fall and manages to make it to the announce table, landing on his feet. He sees Salazar flying at him and catches The Forsaken in the air with a cutter. The crowd pops as Salazar hits the table and rolls off into the floor.

Johnny: And Griffen manages a save with a variation of a Samoan Neckbreaker.

Matt waits while The Forsaken climbs back to his feet, then he jumps off with a flying clothesline. Salazar ducks, turns a sidestep toward Griffen and catches him by the legs and swing-tosses him hard into the barricade shoulder first.

Tito: The match hasn?t even started and they?re trying to kill one another! Or at least Tyrenus is trying to kill Griffen! When?s the ref going to start the match?!

Griffen rolls, clutching his shoulder, as The Forsaken shucks off his overcoat and pulls out his Dreadlink. He whips it at Griffen, going for his head, arms, back and chest when Griffen turns onto his back, covering his head with his arms. Salazar slices him open in a few places with the chain. At the sight of blood he moves in closer and lays in even more whips with the chains as the crowd boos him. Suddenly on one whip Griffen throws up an arm and lets the chain wrap it. He grabs it with his fist and pulls while rolling and swings his lower body around, sweeping Salazar?s feet out from beneath him. He simultaneously jerks on the Dreadlink and, as The Forsaken falls toward him, Griffen throws a hard right into his jaw. When Tyrenus hits the floor, Griffen rolls over and mounts Salazar?s back, wrapping the Dreadlink around his own fist and pounding The Forsaken?s face into the floor and following with punches to the back of his head, only stopping when his hand comes away bloody.

Johnny: Yeah, yeah! Griffen?s getting rough here. Let?s see some more!

Griffen stands and kickrolls Salazar over onto his back while unwrapping the Dreadlink and tossing it blindly toward the ramp. He walks over to the apron and rolls in, getting to his feet while rubbing his shoulder and moving that arm around trying to loosen it up.

Johnny: Damn it, man, you?re always spoiling my fun!

The Forsaken climbs to his feet and approaches the ring. He stares holes through Griffen, then laughs quietly and grabs the ropes and pulls himself up and through, wiping at his bloody nose. The ref immediately calls for the bell!

Tito: It?s finally official. The match is starting!

The two stare one another down for a few moments and once again head together and lock up in a grapple. This time Griffen gains the advantage and takes Tyrenus down with a brainbuster suplex. As they get to their feet The Forsaken retaliates with an impaler DDT. Both roll on the mat for a few seconds then regain their feet. Griffen nails The Forsaken with a running DDT then pulls him up into a bearhug submission into a spinebuster. Griffen gets to his feet, rubbing that shoulder again, watching Salazar. The Forsaken takes a few seconds to get to his knees and to his feet and jumps up with a spear, driving Griffen back into the ropes and begins punching his injured shoulder. Matt grabs Tyrenus up for a choke bomb but is nailed with some hard knees to the stomach, causing him to drop The Forsaken. Tyrenus steps back, yanking Griffen forward and going for a swinging neckbreaker, but Matt spins around and pulls free. The Forsaken jumps onto the second rope, coming off with a missile dropkick but is caught with a Claw Crush. Griffen backs off and catches his breath.

Tito: Griffen had the perfect opportunity to go for a pin and he?s not! What?s up with him?

Johnny: If you?d paid attention to them during the week, you?d know Griffen said he wouldn?t take the quick route. He?s going to give Salazar what he wants?

Tyrenus rolls over and pulls himself up to his knees. He grins up at Matt and rises to his feet. For the third time the two lock up. This time Tyrenus slips behind Griffen and gets him with a belly-to-back suplex. He mounts Griffen and starts laying in punches. The ref calls him on his closed fists but he doesn?t pay any attention and continues. The ref threatens a disqualification and starts a count.

1?

2?

3?

Griffen blocks the next punch and shoves Tyrenus to the side, rolling away and jumping to his feet.

Tito: The Forsaken got lucky he didn?t get counted out.

The Forsaken jumps up and this time connects with a swinging neckbreaker on Griffen. He pulls Griffen up and follows it with an inverted DDT. Tyrenus heads up to the top rope and leaps off with Hypnosight but Griffen rolls out of the way! Salazar bounces on the mat. Griffen stands and pulls him up and hits him with the Bad Habit Drop. Both stay down for a few moments and then climb to their feet, Griffen backing off a few steps. Salazar runs toward him and Griffen knocks him down with a Big Boot.

Johnny: Tyrenus should have seen that coming, but maybe he wanted that boot in the chest.

Tyrenus once again gets up and comes at Griffen with punches and they go about it fast and furiously, throwing lefts and rights back and forth. Matt suddenly grabs Tyrenus and whips him into the ropes. As he bounces back Griffen goes to flapjack him but as Salazar goes over, he manages to reverse and roll backwards, catching Matt with flip neckbreaker. This time both take a bit longer to get up.

As Salazar rushes Matt, Matt grabs him up into a tight bearhug. Salazar headbutts him, bloodying Matt?s nose and opening up a few of the chain cuts a bit more, so Matt converts the bearhug into a belly-to-belly suplex. As he climbs to his feet, Matt wipes the blood from face just in time to see Tyrenus rush him. The Forsaken hits him with several kicks to the gut, driving him back with each one. As Matt doubles over, Salazar hits him with another dropkick to the head, stunning him and dropping him to his knees.

Tito: Salazar just dropped Griffen!

Tyrenus pulls Matt up in a pumphandle fashion?

Tito: He?s going for Bliss in the Abyss!

Johnny: Yes!! Get him Salazar! It?s about time someone showed him what?s what!

Tito: He did it! He hit Bliss in the Abyss!

The Forsaken goes for the cover.

1!

2!

Griffen kicks out.

Salazar rolls under the ropes and heads under the apron, coming out with a chair. The ref berates him and tries to keep him from re-entering with the chair, but The Forsaken shoves him out of the way and attacks Griffen with chairshots to the head. The ref calls for the bell and calls the DQ. He turns and tries to take the chair from Tyrenus but gets clobbered himself. By this time Lady Hawke has reached the ring after sprinting down the ramp and leaps and baseball slides into the ring, knocking Tyrenus off his feet as she connects with him. They lay into one another before they can even get off their knees.

Yuri Testkov: LAAAADIEEEEESSS AND GENTLEMEEENNNNNN? THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY DISQUALIFICATION, MAAAAATTTTTTT, GGGGRRRIIIIFFEEEEENNNNN!!!

Tito: What a match! Both men proved they deserve to go to MegaBowl, even if Salazar lashed out in frustration.

Johnny: And now Salazar has to deal with Lady Hawke again!

Salazar, still peeved, uses his strength to push Lady Hawke away. He grabs the chair again and decks her, laying her out. The crowd boos as Salazar raises the chair, smiling broadly, and leaves the ring before Matt can get up.

Tito: How revolting that he hit a woman with a steel chair!

Johnny: That woman DID beat him last Mass Khaos. I think he's decided to look past her assets.

Matt gingerly slides Lady Hawke out of the ring and carries her up the rampway to a chorus of cheers. ?I Just Don?t Know? By the White Stripes plays across the arena as Claire Matthews sassily walks through the curtain, she is wearing a black mini skirt, blue converse and a tight white vest. Her blonde hair is slightly curled as she walks down the ramp, passing the Birds to the ring ignoring the whooping and hollering of the fans. She briskly walks up the ring steps and steps low through the bottom rope. She then asks for a microphone and begins to speak.

Claire: Now if you idiots here in Portland didn?t know ? I was meant to make my long-awaited return to Mass Khaos last week.

The crowd boos Claire heavily.

Claire: Now I?m guessing that you were so busy doing nothing in this shit hole that you had plenty of time to watch Mass Khaos last week?.that?s if you can even get cable here?. and no doubt you can?t. Anyway, regardless of whether you were watching Mass Khaos or not, I was meant to be there and I wasn?t! What was the reason for this travesty? The reason was The Harrison Sisters, Kari and Julia. I flew all the way from LA to Montana to be told that there was only enough room on the show for one segment involving girls with blonde hair, blue eyes and big breasts?.and The Harrison?s debut took priority over my return!! So Kari, Julia?. I am calling you out!

"Our Lips are Sealed" by Hilary Duff starts playing in the background and Kari and Julia Harrison walk down to the ring.

Claire: Ok listen up bitches. I flew thousands of miles and took time out of my busy schedule last week to go to Mass Khaos, and I wasn?t even featured?.all because of you two fools. Now I want you both to pay attention to me when I say this??I am the premiere diva in TKOW, and I am not going to let two little bitches like yourselves come from nowhere and show me up. I am the most beautiful diva in TKOW; I have the best hair, the biggest boobs?.everything! So why don?t you both clear off, get a nice hair cut and never come back?

Julia takes the microphone and the two sisters share the mic.

Julia: Like, you have TOTALLY no idea what you are talking about!

Kari: Like, you think big boobs and great hair are supposed to make you great?

Julia: Like, so totally not! And what kind of hair is that anyway? Did you like, find some road kill on the sidewalk, pick it up, and, like, make a hair-do?

The two girls giggle.

Kari: Oh but like, don't worry about it. The two of us aren't gonna fight you right now.

Julia: We have bigger plans. And like, you have NO idea what we got planned.

Kari: Because we are SO the greatest tag team in the universe! And we are SO gonna prove it!

The Harrison's giggle and walk out of the ring leaving Claire looking confused.

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

"Magic Emperor Ghaleon - Mechanical Castle" by Noriyuki Iwadare starts to play as the lights dim down slightly. Smoke comes up from three small spots on the left side of the entrance and three on the right side of the entrance. The lights starts to get a dark purple tone of color as Ghalleon and Sammie then starts to make their way out through the smoke filled entrance. Ghalleon then stops infront of the entrance and lowers his head. He then extends his arms out a little bit above his shoulder line. He then lifts his head back up and raises his arms up. Fireworks starts to go off down to the entrance ramp as he start to walk to the ring with Sammie.

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, HAILING FROM THE ADVANCED NATION OF USED TO BE A KNIGHT, STANDING SIX FOOT FIVE, WEIGHING TWO HUNDERED AND FORTY-FIVE POUNDS, HE IS GHAAAAAAAALLEOONNNNNNN~!

On the KhaosTron, scenes from some of Ghalleon's past matches are shown. Some of the including are the mixed tag match at TKOW Forever, fighting 'Wildcat' Lynn Brewster in UCW, the Karnij match at Halloween Hijinks, the Super Kick Challenge at Megabowl 3, the King of the Jungle 2004 match and various others. On the Khaos Tron, vairous moves that Ghalleon does are shown done to his opponets.

When Ghalleon and Sammie gets to the ring, dry ice steam comes out from under the ring as Ghalleon and Sammie stands in the middle of the ring. Ghalleon then goes over to one of the corners and raises up his arms and then gets off of the corner turnbuckles and waits for his opponet as Sammie leaves to go to ringside. The lights then starts to come back on.

A mechanical drum beat fills the arena, opening "Dizzy" by Orgy, as the lights dim. The KhaosTron shows a giant pot leaf which is rotating clockwise, it speeds up, giving a spiral effect until it disappears into the center just as the rest of the musicians kick in and Jay Gordon?s voice is heard.

You're just another pretty face

{KHAOSTRON: Icarus Evangeline gets speared through the side of a cell wall}

In a room full of whores

{Dave Havoc tapping out to the tree of pain}

No you don't mean much

{Colin Tapping out to the tree of pain}

Used to be so naive

{Nathan Melvin receiving a stunner}

Catatonic

{Fly has the Tree of Pain locked on Shogun, Jason Starr has the Technical Foul locked in on Gun as well, who is out cold.}

Now you seem to be so much better than before

Green and Red strobe lights start going off in the arena, as smoke fills the entrance ramp area, creating a nice effect with the lights

{T Money gets Evenflowed onto a steel chair}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Soulfly and D-matic smash into Clench with a golfcart}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Soulfly hits Jason Starr over the head with the ?THC? Championship belt}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Dustin receives a facebuster through a burning table on the second level of the cage}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

{Icarus is Evenflowed off the cell, propelled by an electric shock}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
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{Jason Starr runs at Soulfly for a lariot but Soulfly ducks & turns around kicking Starr in the gut & EVENFLOW!}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb

{Fly rips the cell door off, and leaps through the cage openings, smashing the door against Dustins chest}

The smoke clears. Soulfly is standing at the center of the ramp, in his infamous spread arms taunt, he saunters toward the ring, soaking in the hatred from the fans.

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{Soulfly holding up the TKOW Extreme Chaos Championship, in a bloody mess}

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{Soulfly holds up the TKOW 6 man Tornado Tag Championship in one hand, and the Extreme Chaos Championship in the other}

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT, HAILING FROM SMOKEALONIA BONKINGTOWN, WEIGHING IN AT 345 POUNDS AND STANDING 6 FEET TEN INCHES, HE IS THE CURRENT LEADER OF THE FIRM, HE IS, SOOOOOOUUUULLLLLFLYYYYYYY~!!!

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{Soulfly celebrates with Miranda, Sean Christopher, and Victoria Secret, with the TKOW Custom Championship}

Now you've made a mess of yourself
You've made a mess of everything
You're a mess
A fuckin' mess

{A bloodied Fly holds up the World Heavyweight Championship, while sitting on the back of a golf cart, Hardcore Al beside him holding up the Custom Chaos Championship.}

Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy
Dumb Dumb Dizzy Dizzy

Tito: This match has been building up over the last couple of weeks. Tonight Ghalleon attacked the other members of The Firm, laying them out cold and JJB forbade Fly to lay a hand on Ghalleon until the start of this match.

Johnny: Yep, that means this is going to be a damn good, beat the shit out of each other match. I love it! Go Fly!!

Soulfly enters the ring, puffing on a blunt. Ghalleon wisely gets out before Soulfly can get at him to kick start the match. Soulfly goes to each turnbuckle before spotting Ghalleon on the outside and decides he has waited long enough. Soulfly drops down off the top rope and lays his blunt carefully on the turnbuckle. He climbs out through the ropes, dropping onto the floor, and goes after an unaware Ghalleon.

Tito: Ghalleon isn?t paying attention and Fly?s about to-

Ghalleon hears the fans screams and looks around just in time for him to see Soulfly knock him over with a clothesline!!! Ghalleon bumps around the mats. As Soulfly closes in and puts the boots to Ghalleon, the referee calls for the bell to officially start the match. Ghalleon rolls around, trying to get some distance between him and Soulfly, but the High Priest is like a rabid dog--thirsty for blood, and he shows no signs of giving Ghalleon any time to get up. Soulfly stomps Ghalleon incessantly with Ghalleon eventually falling under the bottom rope and onto the floor below. Soulfly though, still doesn?t rest, and follows Ghalleon out.

Ghalleon gets up, but as Soulfly right on him again, with Ghalleon this time blocking, and raking the eyes in desperation. He then climbs over the barrier, trying to escape the Ganja God. Soulfly follows, jumping the barrier, as he and the Advanced Human take the fight into the crowd!!!!

Ghalleon tries to run away but trips over a cable, and Soulfly begins to close in but the Advanced Human, in a desperate attempt, grabs a carton of popcorn and chucks it at Soulfly, then a cup of beer, whilst fans take a swipe at Ghalleon. Ghalleon gets to his feet and begins to run through the crowd, looking back continuously as Soulfly continues to come after him. Ghalleon grabs a chair and throws it at Fly, then grabs another, and throws it, and another and another. Soulfly, though, swats the chairs away like flies.

Johnny: The Advanced Human my ass! He?s an Advanced Cowardly Chicken!

Ghalleon then finds himself back at the entrance way and grabs a chair again. This time he doesn?t throw it, but instead waits for Soulfly. He attempts to level Soulfly, but Fly ducks and takes the chair from Ghalleon. Soulfly drops the chair and comes after Ghalleon, but Ghalleon manages to take down Fly with a drop toe hold. Soulfly gets to his feet while Ghalleon is still arguing with fans then, as Ghalleon turns around, he is met with a running clothesline from the Ganja God and goes right back down.

Soulfly then picks Ghalleon up and rams him into the entrance way super structure, and knocks him down with another big right hand. Soulfly kicks him all the way back down the ramp towards the ring. Soulfly picks up Ghalleon and rams him into the ring apron again, then smashes him with an elbow. Soulfly takes Ghalleon towards the announce tables, but Ghalleon elbows free from Fly?s grasp before quickly getting back into the ring.

Soulfly follows and doesn?t give Ghalleon a chance to gain the momentum, running into him, ramming him into the corner. Soulfly backs up and runs at Ghalleon, but Ghalleon sticks his foot up, catching Soulfly right in the kisser. Soulfly backs away, holding his jaw, with Ghalleon now going on the offence and hitting an inverted atomic drop. Soulfly backs away again, and again Ghalleon takes his opportunity, hitting a second inverted atomic drop. Soulfly shows the strain from the move, whilst Ghalleon continues to try and put down Soulfly, taking him down this time with a swinging neck breaker. Ghalleon points at Soulfly, as if to ask the official to count.

1???

2??

3?

Tito: The first count of this match.

Soulfly begins to stir with Ghalleon nodding, expecting it.

4????

Soulfly breaks the count.

Ghalleon slows the pace down a little, backing Soulfly against the ropes, hitting three chops before pushing Soulfly into the corner. He kicks at him, knocking Soulfly down into the corner, and Ghalleon begins to stomp the chest before choking him, forcing the referee to step in and break it up. Ghalleon protests his innocence, telling the referee he can?t stop him, and picks Soulfly up again before whipping him off the ropes; However, Ghalleon gets the unexpected with Soulfly bursting out from the ropes, knocking down Ghalleon with a shoulder block!!!!!!!

Ghalleon gets back up, but Soulfly puts him right back down with a front slam. Soulfly bounces off the ropes, knocking Ghalleon down with a clothesline. He bounces off again, knocking Ghalleon down again with the clothesline. He waits a second before bouncing off the ropes, again, and AGAIN hits a running clothesline, turning Ghalleon inside out!!! Soulfly pulls Ghalleon out from the ropes and gets him up, hitting a Military Press Drop. Fly looks at the turnbuckle to find his blunt and walks over, taking a few puffs while watching Ghalleon.

Johnny: Soulfly?s relaxing while waiting on Ghalleon.

1???

2??

3?

Fly lays down the blunt again and gets ready as Ghalleon reaches his feet.

4????

Ghalleon breaks the count. He struggles to his feet but as soon as he does, Soulfly pounces at him and sends the Advanced Human flying over the top rope and to the floor with a clothesline. Fly steps out of the ring and back onto the floor, coming after Ghalleon again, with Ghalleon looking dazed at this point.

Soulfly drags him up and slams Ghalleon head off the steel steps, and again, and a third time with Ghalleon reeling away and flopping face first onto the cold hard floor. Soulfly picks Ghalleon up by the arm and goes for a whip into the ring post, but Ghalleon drops down before Soulfly can and executes a low blow to the challenger!!!!!

Tito: Low blow!!!

Johnny: It?s last man standing. Anything goes.

Soulfly slowly drops down, holding onto his crown jewels, unable to protect himself from that low blow. Ghalleon gets up and walks around the ringside area, picking up a steel chair from the time keepers table. He walks back around and takes a look to see Soulfly and finds Fly on his knees, still trying to recover from the low blow. Ghalleon makes his way around and slams the chair against the back of the challenger, knocking Soulfly onto his front. Ghalleon smiles and nods. Ghalleon slides the chair into the ring, and then rolls Soulfly in, too.

Ghalleon follows and stomps on Soulfly, bad mouthing him at the same time. Soulfly holds his back and reaches for the ropes, looking to get back up. Eventually he does, but before he can even turn around Ghalleon zeros in on him and strikes Soulfly with the steel chair, wrapping the weapon around his knee!!!!

Fly falls like a ton of bricks, instantly grabbing his knee. Ghalleon shows no compassion and immediately strikes the knee again, bashing the chair against the joint, and a third time, fourth, and a fifth!!! Soulfly yells in agony, unable to take the pain from the chair shots to the injured body part. Still though, Ghalleon doesn?t relent and slams the chair off the knee once again before dropping the chair and sliding back out of the ring and getting another chair!!! Ghalleon slides back in and stomps the face of an incapacitated Soulfly, before placing one of the chairs under Fly?s knee. He takes the other, hitting a con-chair-to to the bad knee of the Ganja God, not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!! Ghalleon slams the chair against the mat in defiance and tells the referee to get on with it, as Soulfly writhes along the mat, clutching his knee.

Tito: Ghalleon just crippled Fly!!!

1 ?

2 ?

3 ?

Soulfly tries to pull himself up on the ropes.

4 ?

5 ?

Soulfly reaches a vertical base, breaking the count, but struggles on just one leg. Soulfly hobbles across to Ghalleon, but Ghalleon swats him away before dropping down and kicking the back of the leg away on Soulfly, bringing him down once again. Ghalleon doesn?t want the count just yet, dragging Soulfly back up, and delivers a dragon screw, further wrenching the knee of the High Priest. Soulfly looks to be lifeless and the Referee is left with no choice but to make the ten count.

1??

2?????

No movement from Fly.

3??????

4????

5??????

Soulfly starts to move but looks in considerable trouble with his knee.

6????

He grabs onto the bottom rope and reaches to the middle rope.

7??????

8????

Fly hoists himself up, breaking the count.

Ghalleon looks furious and grabs the second steel chair, swinging at Soulfly? but he ducks. Ghalleon turns around and Soulfly punches into the chair, which ricochets into Ghalleon?s face!!!! Ghalleon drops like a sack of potatoes!!! The ropes keep Soulfly on his feet, whilst Ghalleon is on the mat in dream land!!! The Referee begins the count.

Johnny: Fly may have just won this thing. Too bad. I was hoping it?d last longer.

1??

2?????

3??????

4????

5??????

Ghalleon turns over and we see him busted wide open. He crawls towards the ropes.

6????

He reaches and clutches onto the middle rope.

7??????

8????

Ghalleon manages to break the count, getting back to his vertical base, but he appears to be spaghetti legged from the punch into the chair. He falls into the corner with Soulfly following him in with strikes from a right hand. Soulfly shows how weary he is, falling onto Ghalleon after hitting the shot with his knee giving out. He pushes himself away before leaning back and nailing a second right hand. Soulfly whips Ghalleon to the opposite corner and summons the energy to follow in, hitting a corner-based clothesline, despite limping in. Ghalleon staggers out of the corner with Fly bouncing off the ropes, knocking Ghalleon down with a clothesline, signaling another count from the Ref.

Tito: I just can?t believe it. They just won?t stop and here?s another count!

1 ?

2 ?

3 ?

Ghalleon tries to pull himself up on the ropes.

4 ?

5 ?

Ghalleon is nearly up to his feet with Soulfly stomping in the corner, trying to fight the pain barrier of his knee as he realizes Ghalleon will break the count.

6 ?

7 ?

Ghalleon is back up. Soulfly comes after him, going for a clothesline ? BUT Ghalleon DUCKS!!! Clothesline from Ghalleon to Soulfly!!! Both men go down, Soulfly from the impact of the clothesline and Ghalleon from the velocity of hitting the clothesline. The referee is left with no option but to begin a ten count.

Tito: Could this be a double knockout?!

1 ?

2 ?

Ghalleon is first to move, slowly sitting up, shaking his head loose, trying to getting his scrambled head together.

3 ?

Still no movement from Soulfly.

4 ?

Ghalleon starts to make it onto his knees, reaching for the top rope.

5 ?

Ghalleon is up ? but Soulfly is only beginning to stir.

Johnny: Doesn?t look like it now. C?mon guys, get moving or I?ll have to come up there and show you how it?s done!

6 ?

7 ?

Soulfly begins to climb up onto the ropes, nearly getting to his feet. Ghalleon stops the count himself, dumping Fly over the top rope onto the floor.

The Ref tries to give Ghalleon a talking to, but Ghalleon ignores the official, instead rolling out of the ring and going after his opponent. Ghalleon strikes Soulfly with a right hand, Fly falling onto and draping over the announce table, his blood dripping onto the table. Ghalleon clubs the back before grabbing Soulfly by the arm and whipping Fly KNEE first into the steel steps!!! Soulfly lays on his front at ringside, still not having moved from the spot. Ghalleon shouts to the Referee to start counting him out.

1 ?

Ghalleon shouts at the referee to count faster.

2 ?

3 ?

4 ?

Soulfly lifts his head up, looking around his area with a far away look in his eyes.

5 ?

6 ?

The High Priest starts to pull himself up on the steel steps.

7 ?

Ghalleon breaks the count once more, pounding the back of Soulfly. Ghalleon pulls Soulfly up and whips him, front first, into the announce table with Soulfly sliding across the table as he falls onto the cold hard concrete. Again, Ghalleon instructs the Ref to count Soulfly out. The cameraman manages to get a shot of Soulfly, who is laid out. The Ref begins his ten count, having to get outside the ring in order to see Soulfly.

1 ?

2 ?

Ghalleon trash talks Soulfly, who has yet to move.

3 ?

Tito: Ghalleon?s brave while Fly is down.

Fly rolls over onto his side and puts his hands onto the announce table in order to pull himself up.

4 ?

5 ?

Soulfly reaches his knees and now holds onto the barricade, pulling himself up fully.

6 ?

7 ?

Soulfly breaks the count but, as soon as he gets up, Ghalleon clubs him from behind, sending Soulfly back down as a crumpled mess on the floor.

1 ?

2 ?

Soulfly crawls toward the timekeeper?s position, pulling on his trousers to help himself up.

3 ?

Ghalleon gets into an argument with a fan, taking his eye off Fly.

4 ?

5 ?

Soulfly breaks the count, pulling himself up on the time keepers table. Ghalleon sees this and walks back towards his opponent, who is draped over the timekeeper?s table. Ghalleon reaches Soulfly and turns him around, only to get clobbered by Soulfly with a devastating ring bell shot!!!!

~!!!!DING!!!!~

Tito: *wincing* You know that had to HURT!!

Ghalleon immediately falls. Soulfly staggers around ringside, just staying on his feet. The Ref begins to count, with Ghalleon in a world of trouble at this point.

1??

2?????

Ghalleon breathes heavily, but doesn?t move?

3??????

4????

5??????

Ghalleon turns over, trying to recover, whilst Fly watches on.

6????

Ghalleon pulls himself up on the ring apron ?

7??????

8????

Ghalleon reaches his feet ?

Fly is quick to act and throws three straight right hands before taking a few steps back. Soulfly now comes back at Ghalleon, but Ghalleon scores with a kick to the mid section before grasping Soulfly and delivering a devastating spinebuster!!!!! Soulfly thuds against the mat and lies motionless, as if he just got run down. The Ref once again begins his mandatory ten count.

1??

2?????

Ghalleon is back to his feet, whilst Fly writhes on the mat ?

3??????

4????

5??????

Ghalleon sees Soulfly starting to move once again and immediately looks under the ring, getting something.

6????

Fly pulls himself up on the steps breaking the count, whilst Ghalleon pulls out a table from under the ring. Ghalleon slides the table into the ring before coming after a defenseless Soulfly, throwing a right hand, and rolls Soulfly back inside. Soulfly retreats to the corner with Ghalleon back on the offence. He pounds Soulfly down in the corner with Soulfly slumping down, unable to protect himself from the beating. Ghalleon pulls Soulfly back up and whips him off the ropes, turning Soulfly inside out upon his return with a simple knee to the mid section. Soulfly goes down and the count begins again.

1??

2?????

Soulfly starts to crawl ?

3??????

4????

5??????

Soulfly pulls himself up on the referee ?

6????

Ghalleon has seen enough and drags Soulfly up, whipping him off the ropes again, this time executing a knee breaker to the weak area of Soulfly, allowing yet another ten count from the official.


1??

2?????

Soulfly rolls around the mat holding his knee, yelling in pain.

3??????

4????

5??????

Soulfly rolls to the corner and begins to once again try and reach his feet.

6????

Soulfly uses the turnbuckle pads, pulling himself almost back up.

7????

8?

Soulfly is back up!!! But Ghalleon gives Soulfly no time at all to recuperate, and as soon as Soulfly turns around, he is NAILED with a chair shot right between the eyes!! Instantly Soulfly is busted open. The Ref then begins the count?

1??

2?????

No Movement from Soulfly.

3??????

4????

5??????

Soulfly raises his hand in the air, blunt in it, letting the fans know he isn?t out of it yet.

6????

Soulfly begins to move, but Ghalleon breaks the count. Ghalleon kneels down and pounds at the bloody wound of Soulfly, opening him up further, and marking his own hands with the challenger?s blood. Ghalleon gets back up and drags Soulfly up too, before backing Soulfly into the corner. Ghalleon slowly delivers a knife edge chop before leaning back looking to strike again, but, seemingly out of thin air, Soulfly comes back and rams Ghalleon right across the ring into the opposite corner and pounds Ghalleon with a succession of right hands, beating him relentlessly in the face. Soulfly appears to gain a second wind and whips Ghalleon as hard as he can across the ring. Ghalleon hits the ropes so hard that he flips onto the top before falling off backwards, crumpling on the mat. Soulfly, though, isn?t interested in allowing The Ref to issue the count and quickly scoops Ghalleon off the mat, gripping him from behind, and connects surprisingly with a German Suplex!!! Soulfly takes a moment to get back up and wipes his forehead, clearing his eyes of blood, and puffing again on his blunt, whilst The Ref begins his ten count.

1??

2?????

No Movement ?

3??????

4????

5??????

Still no movement ?

6????

Ghalleon kicks his feet together, looking set to make his move to get up ?

7?

Ghalleon starts to move slowly and, almost instinctively, sits up.

8?????

Ghalleon hears the count and, now in a sudden rush, tries to reach for the ropes, desperate to keep the match alive.

9????

Ghalleon JUST breaks the count in time! He gets up and picks up one of the chairs in the corner that he used earlier. Soulfly picks up another one from the other corner. Both men go to attack each other?.AND THEY BOTH KNOCK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE WITH STEEL CHAIRS!!! The Ref begins the count?

1??

2?????

No Movement ?

3??????

4????

5??????

Still no movement ?

6????

Ghalleon starts to stir ?

7?

Fly starts to stir ?

8?????

9????

Both men desperately try to get up but are unable or do not have the energy to pull themselves up.

10!!

Tito: Both Soulfly and Ghalleon are down for the 10 count! It?s a double knockout!!

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

The crowd goes nuts as the first piano keys of "Diamonds and Guns" by The Transplants can be heard. The lights fade to near black.

Woohoo Woohoo

Cypher comes out of the arena wearing his usual wrestling attire of a leather jacket, white gym tank top, black sunglasses, black cowboy hat and blue jeans. The crowd cheers loudly as he walks down to the ring in a relaxed pace.

Bombs goin off in Sierra Leone
Taken more shots than Karl Malone
Battle looms, your doom, injustice entombed
Who got the diamonds? Who gonna find them?
Who gonna mine them when the time comes?
Diamonds and Guns, Diamonds and Guns

Cypher looks at the ring and pauses for a second taking in the cheers from the crowd.

it's a wicked world that we live in it's cruel
and unforgiving
it's a wicked world that we live in it's cruel
and unforgiving

Yuri Testkov: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA, STANDING SIX FEET ONE INCH AND WEIGHING TWO HUNDRED AND ELEVEN POUNDS, CYYYYYPHERRRRRR~!

Cypher backs away a few steps and runs toward the ring and baseball slides his way to the ring, doing a 180 while he's on the mat.

woohoo woohoo

Cypher stands up.

Knock, knock, knock, who's that? It's Momma, son
Lookin' for the bitch who took the money and run
Now the daylight's gone and there's no more fun
And who's the fuckin' bitch who stole all the heroin?

Cypher takes his way to the middle turnbuckle and poses for the crowd with two fingers out on each side and pose shaped like a cross with his arms straight out..

Heroin, heroin, it's all gone
Smoked it all up, and now you got none
And now you look around and that's not the plan
This is not what you had in mind

Cypher runs to the other turnbuckle and climbs to the middle turnbuckle with the same pose.

I shot in heaven, now I cry
No one lives forever, in fact we all die
From those who bust shots to those who stuff cops
To those who serve rocks on all the hard blocks

Cypher goes to the top turnbuckle and does a backflip to the middle of the ring.

Every last soul must pay the last toll
In the dice game of life, who gets the last roll?
Is it the one with the suit? The one with the sack?
The one who hides behind his fuckin' gun and his badge?
Negative outlook? Well that's how I'm livin'
And like he said, it's a wicked world we live in

Cypher does some warm-up on his legs.

It's a wicked world we live in

woohoo

woohoo

I'm wiggin out, flippin' out, hearts is what I'm rippin' out
I'm slippin' out, I'm dippin' out, killin's what I'm livin' out...

The song fades in the background as the lights fade back to normal.

The lights dim in the arena and "Hardcore" by FEEL blasts through the loud speakers. Bob Lancelot walks through the curtain, he is wearing black tights with orange ligthening bolts on them and no shirt, Claire Matthews follows Bob out to the ring, she is wearing one of her promotional "Weapons of Mass Distraction" T-Shirts and a short black skirt.

Yuri Testkov: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM OXFORD ENGLAND, STANDING 5 FEET 10 INCHES AND WEIGHING 230 POUNDS,BOB, LANNNNNNCELOOOOTTT~!

Bob slides under the bottom rope and climbs the far right turnbuckle. He then hops of the turnbuckle and awaits the start of the match.

Raining Blood hits, the drums pounding lightly in the backdrop of the sound of a thunderstorm for a half minute, and then lightning hits the top of the KhaosTron and the screen "explodes" as the guitars jam, revealing the name "Carpenter" written in dripping blood. The curtain parts as two burly male 'nurses' wheel out an electric chair, with only the TV title hanging off the back.

Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM RED BANK NEW JERSEY, STANDING 6 FEET 2 INCHES AND WEIGHING 210 POUNDS, THE CRAZIEST BASTARD IN THIS ARENA, CARARRRRRPENTERRRRRR~!

Lancelot and Cypher are standing in the ring awaiting Carpenter while Claire Matthews is standing on the outside on the apron.

Tito: He?s taking his time?.

Johnny: Come-on I?m waiting for the match to start.

Cypher, Bob, Claire and the referee all look confused, as does the crowd, due to the lack of appearance by Carpenter. All of a sudden uproar is heard from a small section of the crowd as Eric Mitchell runs through the section and leaps the barrier, sliding into the ring, and attacks Cypher from behind!!

Tito: It?s Eric Mitchell!! All Bob?s Christmas? have come at once!

Johnny: Cypher is in trouble!

Mitchell beats on Cypher with lefts and rights knocking him to the mat as Bob stands back and watches the scuffle with a smile on his face. Eric works on Cypher with some swift kicks to the back of the head and then shoves him to the mat. Cypher winces as his face hits the canvas and then tries to steady himself and get back to his feet but Mitchell leaps onto him with an inverted neck-breaker sending Cypher back to the mat. Mitchell mocks the crowd and then exits the ring and begins searching underneath the apron.

Johnny: What is that jackass looking for?

Eric pulls the WOF World Championship belt from underneath the ring.

Johnny: That is Mitchell?s Wrestling Online Federation World Championship belt! What is it doing underneath a TKOW ring?!

Tito: Mitchell must of planted it there earlier. But how?

Johnny: I don?t know, I?m sure I saw a suspicious looking ring technician earlier?

Eric rolls into the ring and stalks Cypher with the belt.

Tito: Somebody has got to stop this!

Johnny: I can tell you one thing; that person won?t be Lancelot. He's just sitting back idly watching Eric destroy his opponent. I'm still wondering where the hell Carpenter is!

Cypher slowly gets to his feet using the ropes for aide but Eric knocks him straight back down with the WOF World Championship! Claire and Bob both applaud the belt-shot as Cypher rolls around the mat clutching his face in pain.

Tito: Lancelot and Matthews are clearly enjoying this berating!

Eric kicks Cypher in the gut and then lines him up for another shot with the WOF World Championship.

Cypher looks at Mitchell as he brings the belt back to thrust it at Cypher?s face when the lights in the area flicker and then fade out. An eerie voice counts down: 8... 7... 6... 6... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GhostRider by Rollins Band kicks in over the loudspeakers.

Tito: It?s GM Jesse James Blackwood! And he?s got backup!

JJB runs out from behind the KhaosTron, an entourage of security follow behind him and proceed to run around him down the ramp.

Johnny: But what is he doing with the TV Title over his shoulder?

The guards run into the ring and Eric Mitchell makes a hasty escape between the ropes and over the barricade with his WOF World Championship in tow as the guards follow him into the crowd and out of the arena!

Johnny: That?s right! Show that WOF bastard that this is TKOW?s house!

Blackwood grabs the belt off of Carpenter's chair and heads to the ring.

Johnny: Where the hell is Carpenter!? I wanna see him beat the other two to a pulp!

JJB walks around the ring and to the timekeeper's table and rings the bell to start the match up. Blackwood then sits down near the table with the belt over his shoulder.

Johnny: Well I guess this is a singles match?then, damn it.

Tito: It's hardly fair! Cypher has been beaten to a pulp by Eric Mitchell!

Bob laughs to himself and then kicks Cypher hard in the side of the face whilst he is on the canvas and then climbs out of the ring and walks towards Jesse James Blackwood.

Tito: What is Lancelot doing?

Bob grabs a microphone from the announce table and begins to speak.

Lancelot: See Cypher, I told you ? you aren?t even worth my time, I don?t even want to degrade myself by pinning you off of Mitchell?s beating like a vulture. Therefore I am declaring myself the new Television Champion.

Tito: What?? Can Bob do that?

Johnny: No.

Tito: Well he just did! This is an unjust travesty! Cypher didn?t even have a chance!

Bob grabs Claire?s hand and snatches the Television Title from Jesse James Blackwood?s grasp then starts to make his way around the ring with Claire as the crowd boo him heavily.

Tito: The crowd really dislike Lancelot and Matthews.

JJB jumps up and slides over the table, snatching the mic Bob just used, and takes a few steps and grabs the title, jerking Bob back around to face him and yanking the belt from his hands. The audience pops.

JJB: You're just asking for a cockslap aren't you? You think you can just grab it out of my hands that's it, you're the champ? Nuh-uh. Think again, Lancelot. You want this title, *tossing it over his own shoulder* you're going to have fight for it. Now get back in the ring before you're DQ'd on a 10 count.

Meanwhile, the ref has been counting and yells out...

Seven!

Bob stands at the foot of the ramp with Claire, starting to argue with JJB, as Cypher climbs to his feet. Cypher bounces off the ropes then leaps over the rampside top rope with a suicidal moonsault landing on both Bob and Claire! JJB grins and walks back to his chair, sits, and watches.

Eight!

Johnny: Cypher just hit Bob with a variation of his Crucifix Moonsault! Now there's a way to really start a match!

The crowd chants "Holy Shit!" as Bob and Claire lay injured on the outside of the ring and Cypher gets back to his feet. Cypher picks Bob up from the ground and rolls him in under the ropes, breaking the count. Cypher also climbs into the ring and hits Bob with an elbow to the chest. Cypher then lays several boots to Bob?s gut whilst he is on the mat, backing him into the corner. Cypher steps back and charges at Bob hitting him smack in the face with a running knee! Lancelot sits in the corner dazed as Cypher steps back once more and charges at Lancelot again with a running knee but Lancelot rolls out of the way and trips Cypher with a drop toe hold.

Tito: Great ring-presence by Lancelot.

Johnny: Like you would know... if he did he'd have seen Cypher before he launched himself from the ropes and took both him and Claire out.

Lancelot uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet. Bob dusts himself off and goes back to work on Cypher. He picks him up and hits a big body slam then goes for the cover.


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Cypher kicks out!

Tito: Cypher easily kicks out of that body slam.

Cypher gets to his feet quickly and Bob locks him up in a collar and elbow tie up, but Cypher knee?s him in the mid section and whips him back off the ropes and then hits him with a neck breaker! Cypher goes for a cover, hooking both legs.


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Lancelot kicks out and then grabs Cyphers head and rolls over into cradled pin.


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Cypher kicks out but hooks Bob?s head and then uses his feet on the ropes to lift himself up and flip over into another cradle pin!


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Lancelot kicks out but this time he crawls away to the other side of the ring and gets back to his feet. At the ramp Claire finally stirs and climbs to her feet, heading toward the ring apron.

Tito: All these reversals are too much for Lancelot!

Lancelot and Cypher stare each other down as the crowd pop. Both men then circle each other and go back in with a collar and elbow, which Bob whips around behind Cypher and goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Cypher blocks it with his leg and then whips around Lancelot and tries for another belly-to-back suplex, but Lancelot blocks this one with his leg and then whips around to the back of Cypher.

Tito: This suplex is dangerously near the ropes!

Lancelot hooks his arms around Cypher?s waist and lifts him up for the belly-to-back suplex, this time Cypher doesn?t block and Lancelot suplexes him over the top rope!

Tito: Cypher hung on!

Cypher manages not to fall to the outside and gets his footing on the ring apron and then he hooks a shocked Bob from behind in a reverse headlock and then lifts him up in for a German suplex over the top rope!

Tito: Holy shit! Both men crash down on the outside!

Johnny: Hot damn! It's finally getting interesting!

Claire Matthews checks on Bob as he screams in pain clutching his back from the fall.

Tito: That has to be painful!

Johnny: But it looked like so much fun!

Cypher also holds onto his back to comfort the pain, but he is first to his feet, picking up Lancelot and ramming him into the ringside barrier. Claire attacks Cypher but he shoves her away hard and she stumbles back several feet and falls on her ass to the floor, her mouth dropping open in shock. Cypher raises Bob to his feet and balances his torso over the ringside barrier and then heads to the top rope.

Tito: What is Cypher thinking?!

Cypher climbs the turnbuckle and sits on top of it for a brief second to catch his breath before standing and leaping off with a senton bomb over the barricade and into the crowd, catching the back of Lancelot?s head (as well as several crowd members) as he lands, causing Bob to slump over the barricade into the crowd.

The crowd start an ECW chant as both men lay motionless in the crowd and the referee checks on them.

Johnny: Not even I would do that! It?s ludicrous! I'd have done something even more spectacular as befitting a true Superstar!

Tito: But that took guts!

The referee begins to count both men out.

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Claire jumps up to her feet and runs for Bob.

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She tries to pull him up but doesn't get a good grip and accidently drops him back to the floor. She gets mad and stomps Cypher in the gut then turns back to Bob.

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Claire helps Lancelot to his feet and half carries him to the apron as Cypher rouses up from the stomping.

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Cypher gets to his feet and stumbles over the barricade to the ring! Claire shoves Bob under the ropes as Cypher reaches the apron and rolls under. Both men stagger to their feet and start brawling again. Lancelot hits Cypher with a right hand and Cypher returns the favour with a right of his own. The blows start out pretty fast, but both men tire quickly and the boxing slows down to a mere snail's pace. Bob suddenly drops and rolls out of the ring. Cypher follows him. They have a go at one another again, working their way to and both tripping over the barricade and into the audience once more.

Johnny: Don?t forget, outside the ring is Bob?s environment, the hardcore environment!

Tito: But I know Cypher can get hardcore too.

Johnny: He's not been here long enough for ANYONE to know that.

Lancelot punches Cypher with a European Uppercut and then tosses him by the trunks over the ring barricade back to ringside. Lancelot then hops up onto the barricade and quickly off the other side with a diving clothesline knocking Cypher tumbling into the ring steps. Lancelot stands up and then runs at Cypher and drop kicks Cypher?s face into the ringside steps!

Tito: Good God!

Lancelot then picks up Cypher and rams him head first into the ring post busting him open. Lancelot then rolls Cypher back into the ring and covers him.

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Cypher gets his foot on the ropes!

Bob stands up and gets angry, yelling at the referee. As he does, Claire reaches under the ring and gets a steel chair from underneath it. Claire rolls the chair into the corner of the ring behind Bob and the referee and then quickly runs to the other side of the ring and hops up onto the apron and starts yelling at the referee.

Tito: Bob and Claire are working in unison to distract the referee!

The referee approaches Claire and she starts flirting with him as Bob grabs the steel chair and stalks Cypher with it. All of a sudden the referee becomes un-interested with Claire?s flirting.

Johnny: What! Is the referee gay?

The referee is about to turn around but Claire grabs her shirt and lifts it up, exposing her Weapons of Mass Distraction to the referee, whose attention is immediately back on Claire. Claire motions for the referee to fondle her breasts so he reaches out and begins to touch her 36 DD?s but, as he does, the Harrison Sisters, Julia and Kari, run down from backstage and pull Claire?s legs from under her, causing her to fall off the apron!

Tito: The Harrisons! They are keeping their promise from earlier!

The Harrison Sister?s laugh at Claire and begin to remove her clothes, stripping her to her panties as she struggles to escape their grasp.

Johnny: Oh yes! I'm definitely liking this. It makes up for Carpenter not showing.

Tito: But the referee is still distracted by the cat-fight! And Lancelot still has that chair!

As Cypher gets to his feet, Lancelot swings the chair at him, but Cypher ducks under the shot and hits Bob with The Freezer kick into the chair busting him wide open!

Tito: Holy shit! The Freezer kick into a chair!

Cypher drops down ontop of Lancelot and makes the cover, but the referee is on the outside now trying to resolve the cat fight!

Tito: This match should be over! This official is bent!

Johnny: I told you he was gay!

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Cypher looks around and notices that there is no referee, so he stands and walks to the rope and yells at the ref to make the count. The referee rolls back into the ring and Cypher covers Bob again.

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Lancelot kicks out!

Tito: Cypher had this won! This referee should be fired!

Lancelot crawls across the mat, his face now covered in blood from the chair shot, but Cypher gets back on Bob and starts clubbing at the back of his neck. Meanwhile the referee has got distracted by the cat fight once more, and this time has decided to go and split it up.

Johnny: Hey ? maybe he will get a touch of Claire?s tits again whilst he is splitting it up.

Tito: I?m getting pretty sick of this referee!

Cypher hits Lancelot with another clubbing blow to the back of his neck but Lancelot sticks his boot up into the air right into Cyphers testicles!

Tito: The low blow behind the referee?s back!

Johnny: Don't ya just love it!!

Cypher clutches his balls in agony whilst Lancelot gets to his feet and hits The Swinging Bells neck breaker on Cypher!

Tito: The Swinging Bells!

Bob sits up from the move and reaches across to the chair. He picks it up and places it across Cypher?s stomach, then gets to his feet and slowly climbs to the top rope.

Tito: Oh no?.not this.

Bob motions a belt across his waist and grins evilly as he leaps off the top rope with The Hardcore Shooting Star onto the chair on Cypher!!

Johnny: Hot damn!

The crowd also start a Holy Shit chant as Lancelot grabs hold of his mid section in pain, then tosses the chair out of the ring and yells for the referee, (who has now split up the cat fight and sent The Harrison?s to the back ? but is still admiring Claire?s naked breasts on the outside) to enter the ring, which he does as Bob covers Cypher.

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Tito: God damn it! Lancelot cheated his way to that belt once again!

Johnny: Shit happens? if you have a plan for it to...

Tito: Cypher had everything against him?.Eric Mitchell, Claire Matthews?.the referee?.

Johnny: I?m sure Lancelot has more respect for the guy now at least! NOT!

Tito: I?d think so?.but I think Lancelot will just disrespect Cypher even more now.

Lancelot rolls out of the ring and takes his Television Title from JJB while snearing at him, and then rolls back into the ring. The crowd boos him heavily and begin to throw plastic cups and bottles into the ring. Lancelot grins and he makes his way slowly up to the top turnbuckle and raises the belt to the crowd who begin to chant ?Asshole? at him.

Yuri Testkov: YOUR NNNNEEEWWWWW TELEVISIONNNNN CHAMPIONNNNNNNN.... ?THE HARDCORE SUPERSTARRRRRRRR".... BBBBBBOOOOOOOOBBBBBB LLLLLAAAANNNNCCCCEEEELLLOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!

Lancelot then rolls out of the ring and helps Claire up. Bob then straps the belt across Claire?s bare breasts to cover them from the crowd and the pair exit up the ramp to a chorus of boos.

**COMMERCIAL**

[TKOW Board]

Back from commercial, Mike Oates is running T.H. Power through the backstage area.

Oates: We're trying to get a handle on the situation, but these two are like rabid dogs. And we had just cleaned Mitchell out of the arena again-

T.H. Power: I understand Mike. We can't win them all.

As they hustle, they run into Jesse James Blackwood.

JJB: I just heard about it. The guys that got Eric out of here are on their way, but I think you and I can handle this.

Power nods and they keep moving. The camera begins to pick up sounds of destruction. Clanging, crashing, grunting, and yelling.

As the trio rounds the corner, they run into two bloody messes. The taller mess is brandishing a 2x4 and the other has a metal rod. Strewn around the area are broken tables, snapped kendo sticks, bloody signs, and shattered glass. Both men are shaking, barely standing, as they face each other.

Tito: That's Soulfly and Ghalleon!

Johnny: It seems as if the Last Man Standing Match was as disappointing to them as it was to us!

Soulfly: I'm not letting you out of this arena is one piece you pile of shit!

Ghalleon: Bring it on overdose! I'm sick just as sick of you as you are of me! Let's end this!!

T.H. Power: I got the bloody one!

T.H. tackles Ghalleon and Blackwood wrestles down Soulfly as security begins to appear.

Soulfly: YOU LET ME GO SAMHAIN!! HE'S AN EMBARRASMENT TO LIFE AND I HAVE TO END IT!!

Just as loud;

Ghalleon: COME ON POWER YOU HATE THAT BITCH JUST AS MUCH AS I DO! JUST GIVE US TEN MORE MINUTES!

Power pulls himself off of Ghalleon as Security takes over.

T.H. Power: Ten minutes?! No, I've had it with you two. Ever since we came back from Holiday Hell you assholes have been at each others throats. No more! This ends in one month, at MegaBowl V! You two, one hour, Phoenix and Samhain refereeing-

Johnny: This sounds oddly familiar...

T.H. Power: -in the Phoenix Pit!

The crowd erupts, screaming, at the mention of the craziest match in HPWA's history.

T.H. Power: Next Mass Khaos, you are BOTH barred from the arena. And neither one of you is allowed to touch the other until the Pit. That means you can't hunt each other down at home, or at a store, or ANYTHING until Independance Day, or YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!

Both men sneer through the blood at one another.

JJB: Did you knuckleheads hear the boss? You give him an answer, NOW.

Soulfly: Done.

Ghalleon: Fine with me.

JJB: Escort them to seperate lockers, watch em clean up, and get them out of here.

Jesse and T.H. watch Oates and Security force the two into seperate directions.

JJB: I think it's time you announced the Firestarter Tournament, don't you?

T.H. frowns, then tilts his head and nods.

T.H. Power: Guess I better.

The camera fades and the KhaosTron is once again showing the ring.

Tito: The Phoenix Pit?

Johnny: I've never seen a match like it anywhere else. Iron Man rules, six types of falls. It's hardcore insanity that also requires you to THINK.

Tito: I guess I can't think of anything better to do with those two.

Johnny: It's only function in a federation is as a last resort. Power must really be fed up with those two.

NOW- IS THE TIME- FOR ME TO RISE- TO MY FEEEEET-
WIPE YOUR SPIT- FROM MY FACE- WIPE THESE TEARS- FROM MY EYYYEEESSSSS

The "8" logo bounces around the KhaosTron, jumping around the HPWA logo as T.H. Power emerges from the backstage area to "I Will Be Heard".

Power waves to the crowd with a big smile on his face. He brushes off the "Royalty" MBV shirt and slides into the ring. He takes the mic from Yuri and raises it-

And "Diamonds and Guns" by The Transplants kicks on. Power lowers the mic and glares at the entranceway.

Tito: Cypher?

Johnny: What could he possibly want?

Cypher walks quickly down to the ring and slides in, then gets right in T.H. Power's face and starts talking.

Cypher: What kind of bullshit security you got working for you? I get this asshole Mitchell jumping me three shows running now, and the best YOUR guys can do is chase him off after he's laid me out? He may have ruined my chance to become Television champion! If you guys aren't going to handle him, then do me a favor, sign him, and give me his ASS next Mass Khaos!

The crowd roars, seemingly agreeing with Cypher.

T.H. Power: First off, I'm not hiring that man back to TKOW. Ever.

The crowd now boos, and Cypher's eyes widen.

T.H. Power: And second, you don't want his ass next Mass Khaos.

Cypher: What the shit you mean I don't want him next Mass Khaos? That man's gotta pay for all these blindsiding attacks!

T.H. Power: Because if you try to fight him at next Mass Khaos, that means I'll have to pull you from the Television Title rematch I scheduled you for.

Cypher just stares at Power, wondering whether or not he's being played.

T.H. Power: I don't just say things to say them Cypher. You did a damned good job tonight, and frankly you deserve another shot at that belt.

Cypher: Ok I can work weith that. But what about Mitchell? Or do you like seeing TKOW's future beat up by FTWO rejects?

Voice: Wait there just a damned minute Cypher.

The crowd murmers as Alyon Mac steps through the curtain, leading the two mystery men.

Tito: Power's interupted again!

Johnny: And by Alyon Mac too! Alyon friggin Mac!

Alyon: Just because you and your student, that blond bimbo, couldn't hack it in FTWO doesn't automatically make the roster rejects.

Cypher: Maybe not, but I know a reject when I see one. And as it happens to work out, I'm looking at three of them right now!

The two men start down to the ring, but Alyon catches them halfway down the ramp and holds them back.

Alyon: Don't waste your energy boys. We're after something more important. Power, I can quite frankly say I don't like you. I don't respect you, or TKOW, the fans, the champions, anyone. But there's something we want to do here anyway. My boys here, the Golden Boyz, they want to shine at MegaBowl. And they want to do it by wasting a team that's on their last legs, Outer Force.

T.H. Power looks annoyed as he raises the mic. However, "The Mirror" by Dreamtheater kicks on, and Outer Force step out onto the stage. T.H. raises his arms in defeat.

Tito: Now Outer Force?

Johnny: Anybody ELSE want to come out here?

Crim: Alyon! You left one heck of a legacy in TKOW didn't you. No wonder you have no respect for the federation, considering how you were disrespected.

Saphron: As it turns out, we're not doing anything at MegaBowl V right now. So as far as we're concerned, you're on!

The crowd cheers as Alyon keeps holding the Boyz. Power raises the mic-

-and nothing happens.

T.H. Power: Cypher wants Eric, Outer Force wants Golden Boyz, and I just want five minutes. So I'll tell you what. I'll set aside some time at MegaBowl V. And during this time we get to have two unsanctioned matches. Outer Force vs The Golden Boys in a Texas Tornado Tag Match, and Cypher vs Eric Mitchell in a Street Fight. Alyon's boyz can get one shot at the limelight, and Mitchell can try to prove himself to TKOW one last time. Are you all happy now?

Cypher smiles and slides out of the ring. Crim and Saphron are nodding at the top of the stage, and Alyon, after conferring with the Golden Boyz, gives a thumbsup.

T.H. Power: Good now shoo! All of you! I have an important announcement to make!

Outer Force walks backstage as Alyon and the Golden Boyz walk up the ramp. Cypher follows.

Tito: You think Power will actually be able to get through this one?

Johnny: Hard to tell. The man just made three matches for MegaBowl V-

A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix's bloody entrance at the final match of the Ring Syndicate Memorial Cup plays. A drumroll hits signalling the start of Saliva's reworked "King of My World". The arena lights drop to a dark orange.

{A flash shot of Phoenix delivering the Death Pyre to Soulfly at Holiday Hell.}

Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage.

{A flash shot of Phoenix crushing Cobryn with a steel chair.}

I'll never see any side of heaven

{A flash shot of Phoenix in his priestly garb.}

I walk for miles through a blazing hell

{A flash shot of Phoenix walking through flames after Jace Mingla.}

It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be-e-e-e, e-e-e-e
because I myself know all too well

{A flash shot of Phoenix holding the TKOW "Fiery" Championship belt.}

I'll open your eyes and make you see

The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro. Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing his sleeveless black trench, Rosary, and TKOW "Fiery" Championship. He stands up and the turnbuckles explode again.

I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you now
I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you

My mind alone is filled with rage for you

{A flash shot of Carpenter.}

Phoenix stalks to one side of the stage, looks at the screaming crowd, and thrusts both arms out to his sides, hands loosely open, drawing in the energy. He suddenly puts both arms straight up in the air and his hands turn to the middle finger, and he jaws out to the crowd, as shots of him going after Hardcore Al and Soulfly as a civilian play on the Tron.

Tito: It's Phoenix! The champ is bringing down the house!

Johnny: He's the champion Tito! He needs to be around more than two minutes of beating on Outer Force!

I am the pastor to your sheep
I am the master of my destiny-y-y, y-y-y
I am the king of all I see

Fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Mars, Rick Dushae, Dave Rave, Extreme Killer Phil, Soulfly and Jace Mingla.

(King) I'll open your eyes and make you see
I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you now

Phoenix moves to the other side of the stage and repeats, getting another burst of energy in response.

I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you

The crowd roars and he begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, playing up the crowd with a load of energy.

Here I come again come again

{A flash shot of Phoenix exiting the C-Team van with a bullet wound.}

3...2...1 here I come here I come again

{A flash shot of Phoenix getting out of the wreckage following the falling Phoenix Driver to Jace Mingla.}

3...2...1 here I come again here I come

{A flash shot of Phoenix crawling out of the Hidden Treasure cratee wreckage after a Death Pyre to Soulfly.}

3...2...1 here I come HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEE

Tito: I'm betting he's out here to find out what we ALL want to find out.

Johnny: Who's in the Firestarter Tournament at MegaBowl, and where will we see them.

Phoenix slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest and thrusting his arms back out to the sides, then he points straight up with a middle finger salute as the corner behind him explodes in fire.

I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you now

Phoenix raises the "Fiery" Championship high above his head.

I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you

I'm the King of my Woooooooorld (King of my World)
I'll bring down the walls around you now

T.H. Power: You? You had to stop me from talking?

Phoenix: I just want to be out here, firsthand, face to face, when you announce to the WORLD who gets a chance at my title, my legacy, at MegaBowl.

T.H. Power: Fair enough. Light em up boys!

The KhaosTron mini-screens switch off the TKOW and HPWA logos and each show a different person backstage. Kid Styles, Matt Griffen, Tobias Burden, and Salazar Tyrenus.

T.H. Power: Now that I've placed Ghalleon and Soulfly into the Phoenix Pit, that leaves you four to challenge Phoenix for the TKOW Title at MegaBowl V. The Firestarter Tournament is two rounds, three matches, in which the final match will be a Submissions Only Match.

Tito: This is really going to be a test for the champion. He has to retain for two matches in one night, and worse, if he makes it to the final match, his never-submitted streak is on the line.

Johnny: I can't WAIT to see that punk knocked down a few pegs.

T.H. Power: The first match of the Tournament will be a rematch. Two men that have taken each other to the limit, and who each have proven they deserve a shot at greatness. Two men that are ready for that next step, provided they can survive each other.

Tito: A rematch? That could be nearly any two!

Johnny: Power's just milking the moment.

T.H. Power: In the first match of the Firestarter Tournament, in a Falls-Count-Anywhere, No Disqualification, Pinfalls Only match...

The crowd is murmering as the main screen of the Khaostron shows the text of the match and two shadows.

T.H. Power: ...Tobias "the Heartless" Burden and Salazar "the Forsaken" Tyrenus!

The crowd explodes as promo shots of each star fill the shadows and both men react excitedly backstage.

Tito: Heartless and Forsaken Round Two? No DQ, Pinfalls Only, Falls Count Anywhere? MegaBowl just keeps getting better and better!

Johnny: I gotta agree! For all that, and that the only other possibility is that Phoenix HAS to fight one of his pals! I can't wait!

T.H. Power: The second match, which will also be the first title defense of the night, pits friend, against friend. Phoenix has been through some wars in his time, but nothing short of Jace Mingla stacks up to his opponent at MegaBowl. Inside a 15 foot high, black bar steel cage, with escape, being the only way to win, your champion Phoenix will defend the TKOW Title against...

The graphic of Burden/Salazar II moves down as the KhaosTron main screen splits, and a new promo graphic appears with Phoenix, a steel cage, and a shadow.

T.H. Power: ...Bird of Prey, Matt Griffen!

The crowd roars even louder as Matt's picture appears next to Phoenix's behind the cage.

Tito: PHOENIX AND GRIFFEN?!?! OH MY GOD!!!

Johnny: I told you that little snot wasn't going to make it!

Kid Styles looks a bit dejected but congradulates Matt, who's looking a mix of thrilled and worried.

T.H. Power: This, TKOW fans, is your Firestarter Tournament! This, is your MegaBowl, V!!!

Power stretches out his arms to soak in the cheering as Phoenix stares up at the KhaosTron, TKOW Title over his shoulder.

Tito: What a MegaBowl we're going to have!

Johnny: Just a month away Tito! You better go save up some money, cause we're going to Vegas!

Tito: On behalf of T.H. Power and HPWA, this is Tito Poppi with Johnny Styles saying, good fight, good night, for TKOW, the most hated fed on the planet!

**Fade to**