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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:53 AM

It's the back parking lot, where a limo has just rolled up. The rear door opens and Jace Mingla steps out, clad in khaki pants and a white sleeveless tee. Jace holds the door open and another person exits the limo, a boy of about 14, clad in black loose fitting jeans and a black shirt. A cap is fitted backwards over his hairless scalp, and it becomes obvious that this is none other than Jace’s son. Jace closes the door and puts his hand on his son’s shoulder.

Jace: How you feelin’? You still doing alright with this?

Sam: Dad… I’m fine. Really, you can stop worrying.

Jace: Well, I didn’t mean just physically…

Jace suddenly looks uncomfortable, like more words are struggling to force themselves out.

Jace: I’m still surprised you wanted to come after I came clean. I thought you’d be too ashamed of me to want to come with me…

Sam looks away for a moment contemplatively.

Sam: Listen… Dad… I’m not ashamed of you. I can’t be ashamed of the person who stuck by me for as long as you have. You may have done terrible things, but its all in the past, right?

Jace looks extremely pensive, and he can’t even look at his son when he delivers the answer.

Jace: Yeah…yeah… it’s all in the past…

Sam leans in towards his father, intent on looking him in the eyes.

Sam: Listen, no matter what has happened in your job… I KNOW you. And I KNOW you love me because you had no real reason to take me in. You could have just sent me packin’… but you didn’t. Even before you knew for sure that I was your son, you cared about me. What kind of monster does that?

Jace looks at his boy, and cups the back of his neck in his hand, drawing him close.

Jace: I don’t deserve you… not the least little bit…

Sam: Yes, you do… I ain’t no big deal… not yet anyway…

Jace lets go of the embrace with a quizzical look on his face.

Jace: “Not yet?”

Sam: Well yeah…not yet. But I will be once I get some training done and Power gives me a contract, right?

Jace: Wait… what…?

Sam: I WANT this Dad. You’ve brought me into your life so far… hell, you’ve GIVEN me a life again. Now I want to be in this part of your life too.

Sam darts forward, but stops in his tracks when Jace doesn’t follow. His face is stoic, but rimmed with trepidation. Sam holds out his hand to his father, beckoning him forward.

Sam: You coming…?

Jace snaps out of the internal monologue he was having and looks up at his son once more.

Jace: Yeah… yeah… I’m coming with you…

Jace follows his son out of camera range as the image fades to black.



A snare drum kicks on into "Live To Win" as the screen explodes to start;

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{Paul Stanley}

Frustrated
Degraded
Down before you're done

Rejection
Depression
Can't get what you want


The logo fades and and we're launched directly into a montage of TKOW 05-06 spots, focusing on wrestlers currently in the federation. Phoenix, Tobias Burden, Bob Lancelot, Matt Griffen, Aello, Carpenter, Lady Hawke, Jace Mingla, Dan "Cypher" Kilburn, Adrian Tanner, Jr. and Johnathon Doberman. Shots of them all fly by, both spot shots as well as promo shots.

{Paul Stanley}

You ask me how I make my way
You ask me everywhere and why
You hang on every word I say
But the truth sounds like a lie


*Carpenter hitting Claire with a sick brainbuster from a ladder through a flaming table.*

{Paul Stanley}

Live to win
Till you die
Till the light dies in your eyes
Live to win
Take it all
Just keep fighting till you fall


*Matt pushes off with his good leg and starts to fall, twisting as he goes. Cameras continue to click as both men fall twenty feet. In the air, Matt continues to turn, and HITS A SUPER DIVE BOMB FROM NEAR THE TOP OF THE CAGE!! Both men hit with an amazing amount of force, bouncing them off the mat, Griffen going up nearly a foot, and THE CORNER OF THE RING COLLAPSES UNDER THEM!!*

{Paul Stanley}

Obsessive
Compulsive
Suffocate your mind

Confusion
Delusions
Kill your dreams in time


*Carpenter draws back and decks Celine Dion. The Harpy steps back and SHE decks Celine Dion.*

{Paul Stanley}

You ask me how I took the pain
Crawled up from my lowest low
Step by step and day by day
Till there's one last breath to go


*Fly grabs the ropes, bends down, then leaps up into the air and comes crashing down with a double foot stomp to the ribs of Phoenix*

{Paul Stanley}

Live to win
Till you die
Till the light dies in your eyes
Live to win
Take it all
Just keep fighting till you fall


*Carpenter heads back for Griffen who goes for the Claw Crush but Carpenter manages to change his momentum and catch his feet on the pipe supports in the flames and pushes off, pulling Matt off balance and off the scaffolding. Flash bulbs go off as both men tumble around one another in the air toward the Nippon table, which breaks on impact with a sickening ~THUD-CRACK!~ with Griffen on bottom. *

{Paul Stanley}

Day by day
Kickin' all the way
I'm not cavin' in
Let another round begin
Live to win

YEAH
LIVE
YEAH
WIN


*The Advanced Human stalks Kid as he slowly regains his feet, then sucide dives between the second and thrid ropes, right into Kid's face, sending both men sprawling down the rampway and towards the ladder!*

{Paul Stanley}

Live to win
Till you die
Till the light dies in your eyes
Live to win
Take it all
Just keep fighting till you fall


*Phoenix positions Soulfly facing away from him and climbs the ropes, all the way to the top, breaths in, drops the chain, hauls Soulfly up to his shoulder, falls, twists, and Death Pyre into the fiery pit below!*

{Paul Stanley}

Day by day
Kickin' all the way
I'm not cavin' in
Let another round begin
Live to win


*Mirrored images of Phoenix and Tobias sailing Coast to Coast on one another.*

{Paul Stanley}

Live to win


*Burden drops to his feet, pulls Salazar down, lifts him up for a powerbomb, and leaps off the stage with the Rubix Cube crashing through a hot dog vendor!*

{Paul Stanley}

Live to win


*Griffen points at Carpenter and pulls Phoenix all the way back to the opposite cage wall. He points again, and starts running Phoenix, getting them both up to full speed and SHOTPUTS HIM into the cage wall-

-which finally GIVES WAY!! The top hinge SNAPS and the wall swings out, causing Phoenix to twist and fall outside to the floor!!*

{Paul Stanley}

YEAH
LIVE
YEAH
WIN


*Phoenix standing on the top of the Prince of Hell structure, TKOW Title in hand.*



Several camera shots pan around a packed arena, fans cheering wildly with signs for their favorite TKOW wrestlers and teams before focusing in on the announce table where a smiling Tito Poppi sits alone.

Yuri Teskov: WELCOME TO TKOW'S MAAAAASSSSSS KHAAAAAOOOOOSSSSSS~!!!!!!!

Tito: Good evening Ladies and Gentleman. I'm your current and only permanent full-time TKOW announcer, Tito Poppi! As Yuri just said, welcome to Kemper Arena, Kansas City, Missouri and the last Mass Khaos before New Era!

The crowd cheers wildly.

Tito: Things should be hopping tonight! We have the commentator contest call backs tonight. Again, Mr. Power has kept me in the dark about who the final contestants are. You also saw just a few minutes ago a very human-appearing Jace Mingla with his son... uh... Sam! Who apparently is looking to become a wrestler from what he said! We have not 3 new signees to TKOW, but 4, from what I've heard and the possibility of another tag team is in contract negotiations! TKOW may really be having a New Era these days.

The thing that is stirring up the most attention and curiosity tonight, though, is just who the new Television Champion "Katastrophic" Kaycee Tanner will be facing in her first defense! There has been no hint of who her mystery opponent is or could be-



"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top starts playing on the Khaostron. Red pyros shoot up in the air, followed by blue pyros, as Dan Kilburn comes out of the curtains wearing a leather jacket, cowboy hat, blue jeans, and a white tank top, Shion Hikari trailing behind him.

Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'cos every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.


Dan takes Shion's arm and the two walk down the rest of the ramp together. As they approach the ring, Dan picks up Shion and boosts her up to the edge of the ring. Dan then goes up the steps as Shion helps him into the ring through the top-middle ropes.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing.
Cufflinks, stick pin,
when I step out I'm gonna do you in.


As Dan gets to the top turnbuckle, he poses for the crowd.

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.


He climbs back down during the instrumental and signals for a microphone. Shion walks to the apron and takes it from a ringhand and gives it to Kilburn.



Tito: It appears Dan "Cypher" Kilburn has something he wants to say tonight.

Dan: POWER!!! GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU-

Shion tugs on Kilburn's sleeve and tiptoes to whisper something in his ear, her hands cupped around her mouth. The crowd is obviously upset, some booing Kilburn.

Tito: Whoa! Kilburn is riled up about something and the crowd is NOT liking it!

Dan: Okay, I BEG YOUR PARDON! Shion tells me it is very impolite to demand your presence, being you're the Boss here. So... would you BRING YOUR FAT ASS TO THE RING, PUUUUULLLLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEE~?!!!

Shion smiles happily standing next to Kilburn.

Tito: The Boss isn't going to like this one bit. It had better be important or Kilburn will be in deep crap.



A guitar chord begins.

WEEEEEEEEE...

SWWEEEEE... EMOOOOOOO...

SWWEEEEE... EMOOOOOOO...

SWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT EMOOOOOOOOOTION...

SWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT EMOOOOOOOOOTION...


The "8" logo bounces around the KhaosTron, jumping around the HPWA logo as T.H. Power emerges from the backstage area to "Sweet Emotion."

You talk about things that nobody cares
Youre wearing out things that nobody wears
Youre calling my name but you gotta make clear
I cant say baby where Ill be in a year


Power stands at the top of the ramp, his metal briefcase in hand, an aggravated expression across his face. He pulls a microphone out of his Armani coat jacket.



T.H. Power: What the hell is your problem now? Are you really trying to piss me off? First you claim I can't wrestle. Then you can't even beat me in the ring and now... are you're calling me out for another match? When are you going to be through with your whining?

The crowd is a mix of jeers and cheers.

Dan: Oh... I'm not calling YOU out, "Boss," but I do have something you need to have a look at. It concerns one newly crowned Miss Television Champion Kay-cee Tanner.

Kilburn opens his jacket and pulls a folded group of papers from an inside pocket and opens them up.

T.H. Power: *eyes narrowing* Oh, I see, this is about your beef with ADRIAN Tanner, isn't it? If you've got a problem with him, then take it up with HIM and leave ME and everyone else out of it! I'll even arrange it for you, if that's what you want. After all, it'll be good for the ratings.

The crowd roars in approval at an anticipated match. Kilburn grins and looks at Power.

Dan: Oh, I may just take you up on that offer, but not tonight. No... I have something much more interesting and fun tonight. You see... I thought about asking you to be Kaycee's mystery opponent. You did say it could be anyone on the roster.

Power gives a short affirmative nod.

Dan: But, I'm probably not the one you had in mind. I mean, you just got that belt off Lancelot and you didn't give him a rematch tonight. No, you put him up against Mingla. I thought, you know, I wanna know who that person was going to be. So I did some snooping.

T.H. Power: That didn't do you any good.

Kilburn grins again and leans forward on the ropes, facing Power, the papers dangling in his hand.

Dan: It did and it didn't. You'd be right if you say I couldn't find out who the mystery opponent will be tonight. However... I did run across something VERY interesting. I bet everyone's wondering what that is. Aren't you people?!

Crowd: TELL US! TELL US!

T.H. Power: So what is it that has you so happy and daring to call me out here when I've got better things to do?

Dan: That's why I said you'll want to see this with your own eyes. It's an injustice you perpetrated.

The crowd boos and jeers.

Dan: You see, you remember back when you had Bob Lancelot and Carpenter going back and forth for the TV title?

That gets Power's attention.

Dan: Ah, you DO remember. I'm sure everyone had forgotten that Carpenter never showed for that last match between him and Lancelot, but you remember, don't you?

Power becomes very serious in his speech.

T.H. Power: Get to the point already, Kilburn. You're taking away our air time.

Dan: Okay I will. Since I want Tanner to pay for his interference, I'm invoking the clause on this contract for a rematch for the TV title.

T.H. Power: You just said you didn't want to face-

Dan: I didn't say it was MY contract.

Tito: It's not Cypher's? Then whose?

The crowd is extremely agitated and curious as the tension builds.

T.H. Power: Stop playing your games, Cypher. Tell us.

Dan: It's something that YOU should announce Power. Come on down and have a gander and then announce who will be fighting Kaycee Tanner tonight for the TV title.

Power shakes his head disgustedly and starts down the ramp toward Kilburn.

T.H. Power: *under his breath* Wasting my time. This had better be damn good.

Power approaches and reaches up for the contract, which Dan jerks just out of reach. Power glares at him. Kilburn hands the papers to Shion, who presents them to Power with a courteous bow and smile. T.H. glares at Kilburn, then mutters a quiet "Thank you" to Shion. He tucks the mic under his arm and looks the contract over and curses under his breath. He looks up at Kilburn furiously, removing the mic and holding it up to speak.

T.H. Power: Are you fu*BLEEP*ing serious? Do you realise what you're doing? You actually want me to go through with this?! Tanner is going to kill you when I announce this. Hell, right now, I'd like to.

Dan: Yes, I'm serious and you should be, too. I'm actually doing you a favor while getting back at Tanner. After all, it's better you do it now when I want it than later when I would bring you up for breach of contract. Isn't that right?

Power curses again.

Crowd: TELL US WHO! TELL US WHO! TELL US WHO! TELL US WHO!

Power shakes his head and climbs up onto the apron and into the ring, Kilburn stepping back and giving way to him by sliding out with Shion and heading for the ramp.

T.H. Power: Before I announce this, I want ALL of you to remember... I did NOT choose this person. Dan "Cypher" Kilburn did and I have no option but to go through with it to prevent a larger disaster occurring at a later time.

Tito: This certainly doesn't sound good. Who could it possibly be? I don't think it's Lancelot. Perhaps Mingla? He's the only other per- oh no...

T.H. Power: The mystery challenger tonight, the person who will be having his official rematch clause activated for the Television Title currently held by Kaycee Tanner is none other than...

Tito: No! It can't be who I think it is!

T.H. Power: *voice drops to a near whisper* Carpenter.

Some people in the audience scream with most booing. Kilburn and Shion quickly head for the back as trash starts getting thrown at them. Some is thrown into the ring.

T.H. Power: I TOLD YOU TO REMEMBER WHO IS FORCING THIS! My hands are tied. Tonight's main event: Kaycee Tanner defends against Carpenter!

Power shakes his head and slips out of the ring, muttering about finding Kaycee as he walks backstage to the loud booing and jeers of the crowd.

Tito: No! Oh, no... not Kaycee... poor girl. Carpenter will kill her.


**COMMERCIAL**



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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:54 AM

The scene shows pictures of snowy fields and white wolves howling. The camera starts spinning around a bit and then stops in the middle of the room. A large white-haired man, with five scars on both sides of his face, is sitting in the middle. After some instants of silence a rough deep voice echoes through the room...

What once was has been presumed as a failing experience. Nothing more than an errant c*BLEEP*shot that found itself within the confines of the slut's left eye.

(Misery and failure are my only two followers; the only two men who dare walk beside me, striving to earn my attention. Who am /I/ to turn them away? I certainly haven't had anything dangling between my legs to turn things around. If only I could go back to my earlier days. The days in which my love for this business out-matched the love I shared with a hooker on the side road of the I-15, if only for those precious fifteen minutes.)

(As I've sat around watching my career dwindle into a state of nothingness, in which the only glimmer of light comes when I find myself within the stranglehold of a week long bender, I find myself in a particularly peculiar position. For what could be the possibly first point in my life, I feel the need to take a step forward instead of my usual drunken staggers in which I spend the majority backpedaling.)

The desperation to succeed eats away. It's as if my failure eats away at my insides; leaving a void in which I can't seem to fill. Ever since the closing of the EIS, I've found myself wandering aimlessly around. The hours of the day seem to drag on with a ferocity unmatched by any wild beast. I couldn't take it.

(The echoes tortured my mind. The constant nagging--my mind was fu*BLEEP* begging me to re-position myself atop this industry once again. If I weren't so afraid of failure placing itself within the crosshairs of my life, perhaps then, and only then, I could allow myself to suffer through the struggles of another comeback.)

Does that make comeback number fifteen, champ?

F*BLEEP* off.

This time we're trying the TKOW. It's no biggie; I'll fly down here for awhile. Grab the TKOW flag and wave it proudly, possibly stick it within the depths of Eric Herrera’s anus, and allow Veronica Rodriguez to have a little suckle while we're at it. I'm a professional. I can deal with this.

I need something easy to shake the ring rust off. It's been close to three months since I've really stepped in the ring. Nothing new for me really, I've always skipped between jobs, making appearances in several promotions within the course of a year. For some reason I've never really been able to hold down one job. Some people think I have an ego problem. What the f*BLEEP* do they really know?

It's the pressure, man. With the potential I've always had; the unrivaled talent in which I've displayed from the beginning, people begin to question when you're going to strike it big. Every week someone was complimenting me on my latest win--pushing me to take that final leap; the leap to superf*BLEEPinstardom. That's when everything comes crashing down...I mean, what if I lose? The thought destroys my mindset... the walls crumble, and the platform in which I stand falls from beneath me.

I find myself back at square one. Defeated and belly aching about my latest loss. It's a recurring position that I find myself in quite frequently.

Well, not anymore. It's time to re-write history. Start things over from the beginning.

Ladies and gentlemen

this is my Wolf Howl

And I am Eligoor Oslund the "White Wolf"

Welcome in my World




The camera opens back up on Tito Poppi sitting at the announce table.

Tito: Welcome back, folks. You just saw that 4th new signee to TKOW, Eligoor Oslund, the "White Wolf." However, I'm still upset with finding out that Kaycee Tanner will be defending her title against none other than Carpenter tonight. A camera crew has been sent backstage to find her and give us a clue as to her current situation. However, people, it’s now time for the first of the 4 new signees in her debut and the first match of the night-

Rufus: TITO! Hey pal! How’s going?! I brought you something this time!

Rufus approaches the table carrying two large orders of nachos and two extra large drinks.

Tito: Oh, geeze…

Rufus: Here you go, man! Enjoy!

Rufus shoves one of the drinks and nachos over to Tito after he sits down.

Tito: *politely* Uh… thanks, Rufus, but I think I’ll wait until later to… enjoy it. Thanks. I bet it’s good.

Rufus: *crunching nachos* It sure is, Tito!

Tito: As I was saying, we can finally get the first match under way. It’s the first of TWO Meet Your Maker matches we have scheduled for tonight.

Rufus: Oh yeah! This is the one with the new chick! I wonder if I can get her to show her stuff like Claire?

Tito: Rufus, I really wouldn’t try that if I were you. From what I hear, her boyfriend isn’t anything like Lancelot and she’s definitely not Claire. Veronica Rodriguez means business.

Rufus: Damn!

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING IS A MEET YOUR MAKER MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

The intro to All Messed Up by The Donnas starts playing. At the instant you hear the "Hey" Veronica starts walking out accompanied by her boyfriend, Eric.


Well, I must've had too many Diet Cokes
'Cause I'm laughin' at all your stupid jokes
You gotta stop spinnin' my head around
You turn me inside out and upside down...




Yuri Testkov: NOW COMING THE RING… HAILING FROM SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA… STANDING FIVE FEET EIGHT INCHES TALL AND ACCOMPANIED BY “THE SENSATIONAL” ERIC HERRERA… VERONICA ROOOOOOOOODRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGUEEEEEEZZZZZ!!


They share a kiss at the entrance ramp and then begin walking down holding hands.




Rufus: *elbowing Tito* Awwww… isn’t that just too cute! Just like little kids in school!


Now I'm all messed up
I don't know what to do
'Cause I'm all messed up
All messed up on you.
All messed up on you
All messed up on you.


Eric stays on the outside watching on while she goes in and prepares for the match at hand.




Tito: It appears Eric Herrera is going to stay at ringside. It could be to show Veronica support for her first match here, I guess.

Rufus: *slurping his drink* Nah! He’s there to put FEAR in her opponent tonight. Damn, she’s HAAAWWWT!


As the crowd goes silent, a song familiar to many on Guitar Hero 1 fills the arena through the PA system and they rise to their feet casting their eyes toward the entrance. From behind the curtains emerges Avian. He walks out onto the stage and makes his way down the aisle, approaching the ring at a normal pace. His eyes, though that of innocence along with the expression on his face which is calm and carefree. His eyes focus only on the ring as he draws closer to the squared structure.




Yuri Testkov: AND HER OPPONENT…. HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, STANDING FIVE FEET TEN INCHES AND WEIGHING ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY POUNDS… AAAAVIIIIIAAAAANNNNN!!!

Avian tags the hands of fans which are extended out to him, letting them know his appreciation for each and everyone of them. As he arrives to the ring he turns to his left and walks over to the steps. Avian climbs the steps one by one until he reaches the ring ropes. He steps through the center one then makes his way over to the right corner opposite of that which faces the entrance and awaits for the match to begin.




Tito: No one knows much about Avian, except the small bit he revealed earlier this week about once being in a gang. It appears he’s come a long way from that life. He’s showing the fans he appreciates them being here tonight.

The ref checks the wrestlers for weapons.

Rufus: I wonder if I can get close enough to Veronica to get hold of her bra?

Tito:

Several stagehands roll out a souped up super comfy recliner and set it on the stage off to one side. Sweet Emotion plays as T.H. Power struts out and makes a huge show of checking out the chair and finally sitting it in, kicking it back and getting settled.

Rufus: Heeeeeyyyyyy… Now Power knows how to do things right! He’s even got a mini-fridge in that thing! If I get this contract, I’m going to insist I get a chair like that for here at the desk!

Mike Oates moves to stand behind the chair, holding Power’s trademark briefcase. T.H. motions for them to begin. The bell rings as Herrera just stares at the stage, not believing what he’s seeing. Meanwhile, Avian and Rodriguez move out of their corners and size one another up, circling in the center of the ring looking for openings. Several men in the crowd start whistling and catcalling at Rodriguez. Herrera turns and yells for them to shut up. Avian bulldogs Veronica to the mat and attempts a pin.

Tito: I can’t believe he’s trying a pin already!

1-

Kickout!

Rufus: C’mon Tito! He’s just trying to feel up Veronica like every other guy here does!

Avian and Rodriguez scramble to their feet.

Tito: I think he was just hoping he’d surprise her and get a quick win.

Rufus: Think on, Tito. Every guy here, but you, knows what he was doing.

Veronica surprises Avian with a quick leg sweep. When he moves to get up, she takes him right down again with a dropkick. She hops up onto the nearest ropes and goes for a springboard elbow drop, but Avian quickly rolls out of reach. Veronica draws her arm in just in time and rolls with the hit to all fours and then to her feet. Avian is ready for her, though, and closes in and grabs her up and lands a belly-to-belly suplex.

Tito: Avian performs a textbook belly-to-belly suplex to Veronica after that surprise of a leg sweep and attempted diving elbow.

Herrera encourages Veronica from the floor as she gets to her feet. Avian rolls to his and goes after Rodriguez. She steps in and grabs him by the arm and whips him toward the ropes. He leaps up on them and springs backwards of the rope with a hard elbow to her chest, driving her backwards and causing her to clutch where he hit.

Rufus: Oh, c’mooooooooonnnnnn!!! You don’t elbow those, you take your hands and you-

Tito: NICE BACK ELBOW PAYBACK for that whip from Veronica.

Avian follows with a few chops to Veronica’s chest to the delight of the men in the crowd.

Rufus: Not so hard, there boy! Just enough to get her-

Tito: AVIAN GOING FOR SOME HARD CHOPS to Rodriguez’s chest, driving her back into the ropes.

Rufus: What’s the matter with you, Tito?

Tito: Nothing. I’m calling the match.

The ref forces Avian back when Veronica clutches her chest and steps over in the ropes near the announce table. Herrera moves over to where she is and says something to her, while Avian moves to the other side of the ring and plays up to the crowd.

Rufus: WOOT!! Tito! Look at those puppies! It would be great if Avian could somehow accidentally pull her sports bra off her, but he’s too much a good boy to do that! I’ll have to see what I can do…

Veronica steps back out of the ropes and sees Avian with his back to her. She dashes and just as he turns, she NAILS him with a wicked tornado DDT. She immediately rolls him up for a pin.

Rufus: YES! YOU GO GIRL!! Tito, did I ever tell you I like rough and tough women?

Tito: No.

1…

2…

3-


Avian reaches up and grabs the ropes and breaks the count.

Tito: Avian just saved himself from a quick loss.

Rufus: He should have being paying attention to the woman. That’s a rule every man should know. NEVER turn your back on one!

Veronica backs off as the ref makes her so Avian can get to his feet. She watches him and as soon as he’s standing and lets go of the ropes, she attacks with another quick legsweep and settles onto him with a camel clutch.

Rufus: Damn… she’s made me horny!

Tito: Too much information, Rufus!

Rufus: I’d love it if she got me down like that... only with us naked!

Tito: AAAAHHH!!! Why did you have to say that? That’s an image I don’t want to imagine!

Rufus: I guess you don’t watch much porn then, either, and what you do watch is gay?

Tito: I don't watch- That’s no one’s business but my own. Avian has managed to get a foot on the ropes and the ref is forcing Rodriguez to break the hold.

The ref counts to four before Veronica releases Avian and steps away, allowing him a chance to get up.

Rufus: I’ve got one you should see. It's about wrestlers. A really hot chick in it and some masked guy. It’s called “X Marks the-"

A cheer breaks out as Avian counters out of a hurricanrana by Veronica by bending over and allowing her legs to slide off his head and shoulders. As she attempts to rise, Avian sets her up for and executes a backbreaker. He pulls her up for a second, but she fights him and he changes to an atomic drop. The crowd groans as Veronica drops to her knees and bends over in pain.

Tito: She may not be a guy, but an atomic drop still hurts!

Rufus: That boy doesn’t know how to treat a p-

Tito: AVIAN GOING FOR THE PIN!

Avian rolls Rodriguez up and the ref drops for the count.

1…

2…

3-


Kickout!

Rufus: YEAH! She’s not going to let him pin her! Get him!

Veronica gets to her feet, obviously upset with the near pinfall by Avian, who is getting cheered from the crowd. Herrera yells something to Veronica, who immediately dropkicks Avian to the mat. She runs to the ropes and climbs to the second rope. As he starts to turn, she gets on the top rope and leaps off with a dragonrana, taking him down the mat again hard! She pulls the slightly stunned Avian to his feet and follows with a tornado DDT again to the mat. She’s breathing heavily as she pulls him up again, cheered on by Herrera and receiving boos from the crowd. She pushes him into the turnbuckle and stands him on the first rope, double underhooks his arm and falls back to the mat, driving his head into the canvas!

Rufus: GO BABY, PIN HIS ASS!

Tito: She just landed the Michinoku Driver!

Veronica grabs one of Avian’s legs up for pin!

1…

2…

3…


The ref calls it and Avian kicks out as the bell rings!

Rufus jumps up and down at the desk and then goes into an endzone dance.

Rufus: She did it! She did it. She won it! She won it! WOOOOOOOOO!!!

The ref lifts Veronica’s hand in victory.

Yuri Testkov: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL… VERONICA ROOOOOOOOODDRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIGUUEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!

Avian gets to his feet as Herrera slides into the ring. Avian offers his hand to Rodriguez, but she ignores him and steps over to Herrera, who congratulates her with a kiss.

Tito: *shaking head* Veronica Rodriguez wins her debut match here in TKOW. It looks like Aello, Lady Hawke and Kaycee Tanner will have some legitimate competition here, not to mention a few of the guys. Speaking of which, the camera crew has located Kaycee backstage and they're with her live!


Backstage in the Team 7 locker room, a very distraught Kaycee Tanner sits on a bench, clutching her newly won TKOW Television Championship to her chest. Her teammates, Adrian Tanner and Brandon Young stand next to her, while Melody Abrams sits on the bench next to her.

Adrian: So let me get this straight. He actually…

Kaycee sobs and shakes her head yes.

Adrian: Seriously?!

Kaycee again shakes her head, never looking away from the ground.

Adrian: He put you…in a match…with fu*BLEEP*g CARPENTER?!

Kaycee shivers as she nods her head again. Adrian looks at Brandon, they nod.

Adrian: I’ll fu*BLEEP*g murder him.

Melody: I think you’re taking that whole ‘assassin’ nickname a little too seriously.

Adrian shoots Melody an annoyed look.

Melody: Well, y’know… this IS your fault. We told you to cool down and relax and you two hotheads wouldn’t listen. So you got yourself involved in Mr. Power’s match and now he’s taking it out on… on…

Adrian: Do NOT…

Melody: On her, Adrian! On your sist-

Adrian: I SAID, DON’T FU*BLEEP*G SAY IT!

Everyone stops and looks at Adrian, in shock.

Adrian: You don’t think I realize that Mel? Really? You think I’m that stupid or something? You don’t think I didn’t know_exactly_what I was getting myself into when I did what I did last week? Because I did! But I did it anyways! I did it to protect MY sister!”

Kaycee: Adrian…

Adrian: I’d do it again in a heartbeat, because that’s what I do for my family! I take care of my family, damn it! I…

Kaycee: Adrian…

Adrian: Kay…

Kaycee looks up from the floor for the first time, her face stained with tears.

Kaycee: Shut. Up.

Adrian: Kay… I…

Adrian throws his hands in the air.

Adrian: I’m goin to get a drink.

Adrian storms out of the room, leaving Kaycee, Brandon and Melody in stunned silence.

Melody: Bleh, what a drama queen.

Melody grins as that comment causes Kaycee to laugh a little.

Melody: Sooo….about this Carpenter thing?

Kaycee: I don’t….I don’t know what…what I’m gonna do…

Brandon slides his arm around Kaycee and pulls her close.

Brandon: Relax girlie. So it’s you vs some nutcase with a mask fetish? Big deal. Just look at what you did to Lancie last week! You can take anyone!

Kaycee: You… can’t be serious. It’s… Carpent… Carpenter!

Brandon: Big friggin deal! You’re Kaycee F’n Tanner, NEEEW TKOW Tv Champ! He’s a shmuck who didn’t see the easiest swerve in the world coming! You’ve been trained by THREE former world champs!

Whose he been trained by? Power? Pfft. We handed Power his ass last week.


Melody: They did do that…

Brandon: Then he ‘punishes me’ by giving me a shot at 100 grand, clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. I think you’ve got it made. Just stay away from his crazy ass brass knuckles and shite.

Kaycee: You…you…really think I can do it?

Brandon: Of course I do! You’re my girl, you can do anything you set your mind to!

Kaycee looks up at Brandon and smiles a bit, as she looks into his eyes.

Kaycee: You’re sweet.

Brandon: I know.

Kaycee pulls Brandon into a big hug, then stands up.

Kaycee: I’m gonna knock his teeth down his throat!

Kaycee stands up and heads out the door. Melody glances over at Brandon, who is still grinning to himself.

Melody: She’s gonna need a lot more than luck tonight…

Brandon: I know, but she needs all the love she can get right now…

Melody: True that…

The scene cuts back to ringside where Tito looks worried.

Tito: I just hope they're not giving Kaycee false hope. Right now though, we have to go to commercial. Stay tuned. Next up is the Meet Your Maker tag match between The Birds of Prey and the Williams-Herrera Coalition!

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:54 AM

Carpenter’s bandaged mug appears on the screen, to the chagrin of the live crowd. He is once again in a straitjacket and chains, a burly male nurse on either side of him.

Carpenter: It’s no mansion on a private island, but really, there’s no place like home.

Carpenter chuckles lightly, coughs, and cracks his neck from side to side.

Carpenter: I could talk to you all about the last year. Tell you all things you wouldn’t believe. Reveal the secrets that are being held from the prying eyes of the public. But this isn’t the time for that. This night, this is the time to go back to my roots. Back to what made me a violent reaction long before that loser Jace Mingla brought his bitch twins on the scene.

He struggles against the chains halfheartedly before continuing.

Carpenter: Thanks to a pissed off Dan Killburn, my contract was reviewed, and it was determined that I still deserve a true TV Title rematch. We all know that titles aren’t really my thing, but look out! A Tanner is holding it! And best of all, it’s the sweet young thing, the soft, tender, voluptuous, Kaycee Tanner.

Carpenter takes in a deep breath and shudders.

Carpenter: I haven’t beaten beautiful for a long time now Kaycee, not since that cunt Aello tried to go toe to toe with me at MegaBowl V. The chance to smell your hair, caress your silky smooth curves, massage your entire body with your own blood…

Carpenter’s head rolls back, and a few, grunts, escape him.

Carpenter: The time we’re going to have, Kaycee. Just you and me, rolling around, our fluids mixing together… Oh baby… I hope you know what I like…

The shot fades as Carpenter starts laughing and then reopens on the announce table, where Tito is nearly shivering.

Male Voice: *off camera* Hello again, Tito! *snort snort*

Tito jumps in surprise and his face falls... but he sucks it up with a quick expression of annoyance which converts to politeness as he turns to face Neil Nerderson, who is sitting down next to him.

Tito: Welcome back, Neil. You know, I just can’t believe you made the call back show!

Neil: *snort* Yeah! It’s it great?! *snorty giggle*

Tito: *insincerely* Yeah! Perhaps we can go truffle hunting later.

Neil: What’s a truffle?

Tito: A very expensive edible fungus.

Neil: Hey! I got a fungus, here, *snort* I’ll show you!

Tito: NO!! I mean, perhaps some other time, Neil . Right now it’s time for the first of two tag matches the evening and the Williams Herrera Coalition is here to stake a place in TKOW!

Neil: That’s true, Tito. *snort* These two guys aren’t wusses! They’re currently the number one tag team *snort* contenders in another federation, and will be looking to take them for their own *snort* later this week!

Tito: Wow, Neil, you really didn’t your homework, didn’t you?

Neil: I sure *snort* did, Tito! *snort*

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING MEET YOUR MAKER TAG MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!


The intro to We Fall, We Stand by Earshot starts to play. While that is happening Red and Blue spotlights hover from left to right on the entrance ramp. Once the lyrics start, Eric and Jay walk out. They are dressed in matching outfits, one has navy blue with light blue coloring on the >'s design and the other is dark purple with light purple on the >'s. The begin to walk down the ramp while the lyrics are playing.

Sometimes I feel like I'm losing it all
abused and beat down and thrown to the wall
how can they do this to someone at all?
something so awful
woke up this morning I hoped and I prayed
nothing can stop me I'm well on my way
if I can have anything that I want
why does this happen?




Yuri Testkov: HAILING FROM EL CENTRO, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 470 POUNDS… JAY WILLIAMS AND “THE SENSATIONAL” ERIC HERRERA… OTHERWISE KNOWN AS…. THE WILLIAM HERRERA COOOAAALLLLIIITIIIIOOONNNN!!!

Williams and Herrera arrive at the bottom of the entrance ramp and both head to the ring.

We gain, we lose, we fall
and we stand right up again
we gain, we lose and we fall
and we stand right up again
I can be anything I want to be
losing myself in a world that can't be
coming together and falling apart we stand....we fall....


They pose on the top ropes, one on the upper right turnbuckle looking in from the ramp, and the other is on the bottom left. Then they get off of them and wait for their opponents in the center of the ring.



Neil: *snort* Listen to the crowd Tito! Williams and Herrera are new in TKOW, *snort* but they’ve already got a good number of the crowd behind them! *snort*

Tito: That’s what working in more than one promotion does for you, Neil. It gets your name out. We’ll just have to see how the newly reorganized Birds of Prey, consisting of Aello and Trine tonight, can bring to the ring!

Neil: *snort* You have to be out of your mind *snort* to think a new team is going to get a win over *snort* those two! Look at them! *snort* They have “winner” written all over them! *snort*

Tito: That may be so, but you can’t ever count out the Birds. I mean, last Mass Khaos Trine and Lady Hawke pulled off a win over the Church for goodness sakes!

Neil: *snort* Hawke was wrestling though and Griffen was advising them the entire time. *snort* No one will be out to advise them tonight! *snort*

Tito: You do have a point there.

Neil: Yes, *snort* I do. I'm glad you're *snort* man enough to admit it!


The arena goes dark.

Aello: I guess I’ll die another day

Echo: Another day…

another day…

another day…


Heart beats come through the speakers and then on the Khaostron a graphic of a heart monitor syncs up with the beginning beats of "Otherworld" by Nobuo Uematsu. A few gold pyros go off in series on stage in sync with the electric guitar which plays. This repeating sequence lasts for the 14 second intro of the song. As the music kicks up various clips of Lady Hawke, Aello and Trine fighting opponents (in ring and out) in TKOW/SCW flash in a rapid montage on the Khaostron.

As the smoke from the pyros clears Trine is on stage. He slowly and determinedly walks toward the ramp. Women in the crowd scream because behind and above him Aello appears, leaping off the top of the stage… only to slowly glide down to the ramp, extending her large black wings.




Yuri Testkov: THEIR OPPONENTS… REPRESENTING SECTION 8… NOW COMING TO THE RING… TWO-THIRDS OF THE BIRDS OF PREY... TRINE AND AEEEELLLOOOOO!!!


As Aello touches down on the ramp behind Trine, the arena goes pitch black with a resounding boom of thunder! When the lights return a few seconds later, Aello is once again wingless and she and Trine head for the ring after he takes her by the arm. They first circle the ring, slapping fans’ hands. When they get back around to the steps, they use them to climb onto the apron. Trine holds the ropes open for Aello and then steps in himself. They each take a turnbuckle and pose for the crowd, working them up.




Tito: No matter what you say, Neil, Aello and Trine are the crowd favorites.

Neil: I wanna know *snort* if she can fly, why is she here wrestling? *snort*

Tito: Uhm… because she enjoys it? It must get boring flying people to Hell all the time-

Neil: Oh, is that why Phoenix dumped her? *snort* Because she was winging it with all the bad boys?

T.H. Power resettles himself in the recliner on stage.

Tito: … I don’t think so. There’s obviously more to it than that. Looks like, yes, the ref just called for the bell after checking everyone for foreign objects. Trine and Williams are starting things off! These two men are very similar in size.

Neil: *snort* Tito, Jay has 3 inches on Trine!

Williams signals for a test of strength and Trine steps up to do the challenge, only to get a knee in the gut. Williams attempts a full nelson, but Aello yells at Trine. He twists and turns before Jay can get a full lock on it. Frustrated at the miss, Jay whips Trine into the ropes. On the rebound, Jay downs Trine with a short-arm clothesline.

Neil: See! There’s a difference! *snort*

Tito: Height doesn’t help him there… *under his breath* What an idiot.

Williams attempts another clothesline when Trine gets back to his feet, but Trine ducks it. When Williams comes at him again, Trine drops him with a powerslam hip toss that shakes the ring!

Tito: Now that’s a powerful hip toss!

Neil: *snort* Yeah, yeah… just wait! Williams will show him what’s what! *snort*

Williams climbs back to his feet and is met with a European uppercut that drives him back a step. He retaliates with a backfist to Trine’s mask, making a loud “POP!” He follows with a swinging neckbreaker and goes for the pin!

1…

2…

3-


Kickout along with Aello leaping in to break the pin, which draws in Herrera. The ref forces Herrera back out as Aello steps out on her own.

Neil: Williams nearly had the win there! *snort snort*

Tito: This isn’t barnyard horseshoes, so nearly doesn’t count.

Trine rubs his neck and rolls his head about a bit as Williams tags out to Herrera to a good set of cheers. Herrera immediately hops over the ropes and attacks with a high leaping dropkick, which spins and drives Trine back into the ropes.

Neil: *snort* Williams and Herrera both are taking *snort* Trine back to school!

Trine grabs the ropes and steps away to turn back to Herrera who picks him up and into a sidewalk slam and follows with a moonsault to the delight of some of the fans! Herrera stays on for the pin.

1…

2…

3-


Aello breaks the pin! Williams jumps in and tries to get Aello up into the Torture Rack, but she slips out of his grip behind him. He spins around only to be taken down with a jumping standing headscissors! The crowd cheers. Meanwhile, Herrera Implant DDTs Trine to the mat and goes for another pin attempt, only the ref is distracted with trying to force Aello and Williams out. He starts a count for disqualification.

1…

2…


Trine gets a shoulder up and throws Herrera off. Seeing this, Aello dives to the mat and rolls to the outside and makes a beeline to her corner.

3…

Williams steps out while arguing with the ref. Herrera stomps Trine in the face and drops with an elbow to his chest. Eric goes for another pin attempt and the ref drops to do the count.

1…

2…


Trine gets a foot on the ropes.

Tito: Trine showing good ring awareness there. He saved himself.

Herrera gets to his feet arguing about a slow count. Trine uses the ropes to stand. Herrera tries to pull him off the ropes, but Trine hangs on. Herrera clubs him across the back before the ref makes him back off. As soon as Trine steps away from the ropes, Herrera charges him, going for another DDT, but Trine avoids being taken down and manages to get Herrera up into a fireman’s carry, turning around to face and taunt Williams. Herrera struggles, but before he can free himself, Trine makes him eat canvas with a facebreaker. He goes for the pin.

1…

2-


Williams dives in and breaks the count. As Williams stands, Aello nails him with a top rope missile strike, knocking him over the top rope, where he tries to keep from flipping on out onto the floor.

Tito: Thunderstrike!

Aello scrambles to her feet, the ref admonishing her to leave. She does, taking Williams on over to the floor by flipping his legs on over. When he gets his feet on the floor he legs go of the ropes. Aello dives through them, taking Jay to the floor with a somersault DDT.

Back in the ring, Herrera lands a German suplex on Trine. He pulls him up and positions him for an electric chair drop and follows through with it. Trine rolls on the mat in pain. Eric hops up on the top rope and leaps off, nailing Trine with a legdrop. He goes for another pinfall. Aello hops up on the apron.

1…

Aello hops onto the ropes and off…

2…

3-


She breaks the pin! The crowd lets loose with some cheers and boos. Herrera goes after her, but she rolls under the ropes toward her corner and then stands on the outside taunting him and encouraging Trine to tag out to her.

Tito: For being out of the ring for so long, Aello is more than pulling her weight in this match, saving Trine several times from a possible pinfall!

Neil: What are you talking about? *snort* She’s not even been tagged in yet! She’s not done anything except interfere. *snort* The Birds of Prey should be disqualified for her being in the ring!

Williams finally climbs back onto the apron in his corner.

Tito: She’s not done anything more than what the Williams Herrera Coalition have done! Williams has entered the ring when wasn’t supposed to either!

Herrera takes a step toward Aello, giving Trine the opportunity to school boy him and roll him up for a pin! The crowd cheers!

1…

2…


Kickout!

Trine staggers to his feet and stumbles back into his corner and holds his hand up behind him, allowing Aello to tag in. She immediately hops up onto the top rope and leaps off toward the now standing Herrera who has just turned to face her.

Tito: FESTINATE! She got Herrera with Festinate!

A slow motion replay shows on the Khaostron of Aello connecting with a vertical body splash, driving Herrera down to the mat. She keeps her position on his chest for a pin attempt.

1…

2…


Herrera throws Aello off and Williams steps back between the ropes where he had started to climb in.

Neil: *snort* Didn’t do her any good! *snort*

Tito: *competitively* We’ll just see about that Mr. Know-It-All!

Aello waits for Herrera to get to his feet, taunting him and Williams both. Trine yells at her, but she waves him off. Herrera mocks her, but she just points that she’d taken him to the canvas. He shakes his head, motioning she can’t do it again. She slowly grins.

Tito: I think Herrera just made a mistake.

Neil: I doubt that. *snort* She’s a female. She’s not going to be able to do a thing to him. *snort* He’s going to pin her and win, that’s all there is to it. *snort*

Herrera stalks Aello around the ring, but she skirts away from him, just slightly quicker.

Tito: Aello is still fresh.

Neil: *snort* Doesn’t matter. She’s a girl. She’s going DOOOOOOOOOOWN! *snorty giggle* Like she did for Phoenix! *snort snort giggles*

Eric fakes her out and gets behind her, locking in a full nelson. Aello immediately lifts her arms and tries to beat the back of her head into his face, but he keeps it locked in.

Neil: SEE! *snort*

He leads her over to his corner and tags in Williams. Jay steps in and Eric repositions and they double vertical suplex Aello hard into the canvas. There’s a mix of cheers and boos as she bounces. Herrera steps out as Williams rolls both of her legs and rolls her up. She strains for the ropes, but they’re out of reach! The ref drops for the count.

1…

Trine jumps into the ring and runs toward them, but Herrera hops up on the top rope…

2…

and leaps off for a flying hurricanrana, but Trine dives low and breaks the count while Herrera hits canvas!

Aello kicks and rolls to the ropes, grabbing them as Williams attempts to pull her up. Meanwhile Herrera manages to grab Trine and drive him to the canvas with a T-Bone suplex. The ref attempts to force them out of the ring while Williams uses his foot to chokes Aello on the ropes.

Neil: The Birds are getting whipped *snort* They’re so beat! *snort*

Tito: Yeah, by cheating!

Trine and Herrera end up rolling out of the ring, continuing to fight. The ref finally turns his attention back to Williams and Aello, making Williams back off. Aello takes the opportunity to use the ropes to get to her feet. Williams waits. When she steps away, he locks in a dragon sleeper. She fights it, but slumps. An “A-ELL-O” chant starts in the crowd as the ref raises her arm and it drops. He raises it again and just before it falls completely, it stops, her hand making a fist. The crowd gets louder and she twists and gets a leg between Williams’, pulls his foot out and then pushes back, tripping him. She cries out in pain with the fall as Williams tries to reset the hold, but she frees herself, gulping in breaths of air. Herrera manages finally to beat Trine down and moves back to his apron. Williams tags out to Herrera and he climbs in. Williams and Herrera get on either side of Aello and set her up for a double team move.

Neil: It’s over! There’s no way Aello *snort* can fight off both of them! They’re going for the Downward Spiral!

The men go for the move, sweep her feet and move to drive her to the mat, but Trine rushes across the ring and grabs her feet, lifting and throwing them with force into the air! Aello tucks and rolls on over, landing on her shoulders and upper back. She rolls forward to her feet, in obvious pain. The crowd cheers hard.

Tito: You were saying?

Neil: NO!!

Aello scrambles to her corner, where Trine has already stepped back on onto the apron. She tags out as Herrera tags back in. Trine stops for a moment, then turns back to Aello, and motions for her to bring her head close to his, obviously telling her something. She nods. Herrera moves to the ropes nearby and stands ready. When Trine turns, Herrera leaps off with another flying hurricanrana! Trine counters with bending forward and slamming him to the mat in a modified powerbomb! Trine tags in Aello and sets Herrera up for another powerbomb, turning to face away from Aello, who has climbed the ropes. She leaps off connecting with Festinate again as Trine slams Herrera with the powerbomb! Trine drops and rolls out under the ropes as Aello sits on Herrera for the pin!

1…

2…


Williams jumps in to break the pin…

3!

But he’s too late! The crows cheers wildly as Williams goes after Aello, who rolls out the ring, sticking her tongue out at him from the safety of the floor. The ref scrambles out just as quickly as Williams makes a grab for him. The ref lifts the Birds arms at ringside as “Otherworld” kicks in.

Tito: The Birds have done it! They’ve pulled off a miracle win and beat the more experienced team of the Williams Herrera Coalition! They may not have the experience, but they’ve obviously got what it takes to win!

On stage, Mike Oates receives a note. He reads it and hands it to a smirking T.H. Power, who is watching Aello and Trine walk up the ramp, playing to the crowd. Power's expression changes swiftly to a serious business one. He glances up at Mike, gives a short, curt nod. Without a sign or word he rises and and walks backstage, Mike Oates following.

Tito: Thanks for being here, Neil, and good luck in the contest, but now.... it’s... wait... I'm getting word the camera crew has caught back up with TV Champion Kaycee Tanner.

Backstage, Kaycee Tanner walks around, clutching the TKOW Tv Title to her chest.

Kaycee Tanner: What are you gonna do now, Kaycee? Friggin CARPENTER?! How am I supposed to face that nutcase and win?!

She passes by a couple of interns who look at her strangely.

Kaycee: What?

Intern: Uh..nothing…

Kaycee continues walking.

Kaycee: Well, he is still dealing with the whole Phoenix thing, so maybe he’ll be too distracted to care enough about…

Suddenly, she stops and slumps against a nearby wall.

Kaycee: Who am I kidding? It’s Carpenter… He’s insane. He’d tear my heart from chest if he could…

She slumps even lower against the wall and almost starts to sob again.

Kaycee: I worked… I worked so hard for this… and now… now I have to…

She buries her head in her hands, until a shadow suddenly looms over her.

Voice: Cheer up, Emo kid.

She looks up to find the outstretched arm of her little brother, Adrian Tanner Jr., looking down at her. He smiles and pulls her up to her feet.

Adrian: Look, Kay, I know it’s partially my fault you’re in this match now…

Kaycee: It’s_completely_you’re fault!

Adrian: Hey! C’mon, lemme finish!

Kaycee: Go on…

Adrian: I know its partl... er... it’s MY fault you’re in this mess. I’m sorry. But, you’re a Tanner, sis. And more importantly, you’re a Tanner with Gold. And we take that kind of stuff very seriously. Yeah, so you’re facing Carpenter. And by the way, I’m going to Murder Dan for that. If it were my choice, you wouldn’t be anywhere near that ring tonight!

But…

It’s not my choice.


Kaycee glares at her little brother, as she clutches the TKOW TV title even more.

Adrian: Kay, you gotta realize something. You proved something to A LOT of people last week. Bob Lancelot was the longest reigning TKOW TV Champ in history, and you… You went out there and made him your BITCH. YOU made him_tap_out to the FutureStretch. You did that, Kay! For all my bitching and arguing last week, for all my threatening acts of violence last week, YOU won that title on your own. You proved to everyone last week what you’ve always wanted to prove, that you aren’t just some stupid woman pretending to be a wrestler.

You’re Kaycee frickin Tanner, and you’re the NEW TKOW Tv Champ!


Kaycee: I know that’s supposed to make me feel better…

But I’m STILL facing Carpenter! You saw what he did to Aello! You saw what he almost did to Lady Hawke! You know what he could do to me!


Adrian looks away.

Adrian: …I know. You don’t think I’ve been trying any which way to get you out of this match? You think I WANT this match to happen?! Because I don’t. I know full well that psychopathic piece of shit’s capable of. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, but we don’t have a choice here.

He places a hand on her shoulder as he looks into her eyes.

Adrian: Whatever happens, Kay, we’ve got your back. You know that. The instant Carpenter so much as LOOKS at you the wrong way; I’ll be on his ass like white on rice. But you’re gonna have to fight this on your own. Just like you did last week.

Win or lose, I’m proud of you, sis.


Adrian pulls his sister into a big hug.

Kaycee: Th…thanks, Adrian.

Adrian lets her go and smiles.

Adrian: It’s what brothers are here for, right?

Kaycee: Heh, yeah…

Adrian: Anyways, I have to go have a few words with Danny Douchebag. I’ll catch you in a few.

Kaycee: Okay…

Adrian heads off down the hall, Kaycee slumps back against the wall.

Kaycee: No… he’s right. I won’t let Carpenter scare me.

She pushes off the wall, and wipes the tears from her eyes.

Kaycee: Do you hear me, you sick, disgusting, perverted freak? I’m not afraid of you! I won’t let you scare me into submission! I won’t be the frightened little girl you want me to be!

She slings the TKOW Tv Title over her left shoulder, a determined look in her eyes.

Kaycee: I may not have much of a chance in heck of winning this match, but I’m not going to go down without a fight! Win, lose, or draw, I WILL NOT back down from you, you perverted lunatic! In my quest to humiliate Bob Lancelot, I made a vow to win this title. And now that I have it, I’m going to promise that taking it off of me isn’t going to be an easy occurrence.

I’m tired of acting like some small, timid little girl. Power wants a fight, he’ll get a fight. But I’m not going down that easily!

My name is Kaycee Tanner, you killed my father… prepare to die.

Or… something like that.


For the first time in a month, she grins to the camera as it cuts to commercial.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:54 AM

Backstage, Dan Kilburn is conga'ing by himself down the hallway, with Shion using her little legs to jog right behind him. Dan has a huge smile on his face, chanting.

Kilburn: I am really awe-SOME! I am really awe-SOME!

Shion stops for a bit and tugs on Dan's shirt.

Kilburn: Hey, Shion! What's wrong cousin?

Shion nods her head keeping it down for a bit before bowing back up.

Shion: Umm... gomenasai Dan-kun... but.. what you just had done back at that ring there at the beginning of the night... giving Carpenter-kun that Television Title shot?

Kilburn: Yeah? What about it?

Shion: Don't you think that was a little... harsh?

Kilburn: Now Shion, if I had put you up against Carpenter, you wouldn't have any problems right? Even if you're a wittle bitty girl?

Shion shakes her head.

Shion: Umm... no Dan-kun, of course not. I can beat him easy.

Shion smiles.

Kilburn: That's because you got your head on your shoulders. People like this joke of a Television champion and her brother will whine over every little thing... oh my God, I can't win the title! Oh my God, I have to fight some crazy maniac who looks like Charles Manson and smells like one of the guys from Bum Fights!

It's not HVW Days of Our Lives, for crying out loud... where your World Champion drops a title because she winds up pregnant, it's TKOW. Last I checked, long as I've been here, I've never whined about a damn thing. I sure as hell don't give a shit what Adrian plans to do about this, and I sure as hell don't care about the repercussions of my actions... but others better watch out for theirs... because I handle myself just fine. For the rest of this pussy ass roster though... I'm not quite sure.

So now do you understand?


Shion nods and smiles.

Shion: Hai!

Kilburn: Good, now I need some nachos before the match. Where's the damn vending machine?

Shion and Kilburn exit away from the camera view, Kilburn walking and Shion using her little legs to catch up.


Tito: I find it difficult to believe that little Shion could defeat Carpenter. Kaycee has a better chance....

Tito shakes his head then looks back to the camera.

Tito: Well, ladies and gents, it's my duty here to welcome Carlos Diaz back to the announce position for the second Mass Khaos in a row! Carlos, how does it feel to be one of the select few to get a call-back as a frontrunner for a permanent announcer seat?

Carlos: Poppi, this is all pretty ironic actually…

Tito: Uh… why’s that?

Carlos: Because frankly, now I don’t need this job! HAHA!

Tito: Why not?!

Carlos: I just inked one hell of a phat contract in TWI, that’s why! I’m now managing one of the youngest new stars in wrestling. His name is Jamie Romino bitches, and he’s gonna be huge, you mark my words.

Tito: Well, your new young protégé aside, this is TKOW Carlos, not TWI…

Carlos: What, you callin’ me stupid like I don’t know the difference? Listen, if you can whore out your little pay per view all night, I can give some props to my buddy Jamie. Check your local listings for TWI’s next show on the 26th kiddies so you can see ME and…

Tito: Okay… okay… let's focus on TKOW now Carlos. That’s what you’re here for.

Carlos: If you insist. I’m still a lock for this chair though. I’m sure I’ll find a way to fit TKOW into my busy schedule also.

Tito: *sarcastically* Great…

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR THE BEST OF 3 FALLS!!!


The lights dim in the arena and "Hardcore" by FEEL blasts through the loud speakers. Bob Lancelot walks through the curtain. He is shirtless and wearing black tights with orange lightning bolts on them. Claire Matthews follows Bob out to the ring, wearing one of her promotional "Weapons of Mass Distraction" T-Shirts and a short black skirt.




Yuri Testkov: FROM OXFORD ENGLAND, STANDING FIVE FOOT TEN AND WEIGHING TWO HUNDRED THIRTY POUNDS, "THE HARDCORE SUPERSTAR".... BOB.... LANNNNNNCELOOOOTTT~!


Bob slides under the bottom rope and climbs the far right turnbuckle. He then hops of the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent.



Carlos: Goddam, seeing Claire’s jugs is one hell of a step up from that atrocity I saw last Mass Khaos.

Tito: Indeed. Last time was an interesting show for both Bob Lancelot and his opponent here tonight, Jace Mingla. Bob suffered perhaps the most crushing defeat of his career, losing his title to Kaycee Tanner. Jace Mingla fared slightly better, doing away with Jonathan Doberman… with… uh… Communist John’s “help”…

Carlos: I can still taste bile in the back of my throat. Shut up about that, Poppi!


The ‘Tron flickers to life as the music cues to life simultaneously. The sound is like a synthesized banjo, a strange sounding “twang” that one gets the sense is building to something ominous. Some might recognize the song as “The Devil’s Rejects” by Rob Zombie. Suddenly, the top of the stage is bathed in massive gouts of blue and black flame. The ‘Tron shows grainy black and white images of militia and military shocktroopers marching in lockstep… from Communist Gestapo to Nazi SS are shown, all interspersed with each other and serving as a tribute to flagrant abuse of power. That’s when the lyrics kick in…

I am the bad one,
Distant and cruel one,
I am the dream that,
Keeps you running down,
With distraction,
Violent reaction,
Scars of my actions,
Watch me running out,


The song gets harder and by now the fire is creating a great deal of smoke at the top of the ramp way. Nonetheless, a large figure can be seen inside it, partially obscured…

Hell doesn't want them.
Hell doesn't need them.
Hell doesn't love them.
The Devil's Rejects [x2]


The video on the big screen is slowly getting more and more violent, slipping back and forth between the historical stock footage mentioned before and scenes of modern violence amidst the urban landscape. Yet, there is still more, because to the keen eye…interspersed amongst this collage of tragedy are brief flashes of other unrelated images…

….images of the devil…


Yeah, I am the brains,
Some say insane,
Blood is the rain,
That's what life's about,
In the great wide,
Head split and tongue tied,
Watch the sun die,
When you're running out,


The man in the smoke is starting to step to the fore, and the closer he gets the more obvious it becomes how powerfully built he is…

Hell doesn't want them.
Hell doesn't need them.
Hell doesn't love them.

The Devil's Rejects
The Devil's Rejects


With a massive explosion of fire, the blue and black flames create a wall of pyro, a twisting morass of heat and sickly looking fire. As soon as it flashes to life the wall fades…leaving a man standing visible at the edge of the smoke…

Yeah I am the knuckle,
Bow down and buckle,
Hold your breath,
Your world is running down,
Live for the family,
Die with the family,
All is the family,
My gun is running out,



….Jace Mingla steps out from the cloud, trailing tendrils of smoke just behind him and giving the illusion that he has just stepped out of darkness itself. He makes his way down to the ring with a quiet menace and air of authority.

Hell doesn't want them.
Hell doesn't need them.
Hell doesn't love them.
This world rejects them.
This world rejects them.
This world rejects them.
This world rejects them.


Jace slinks into the corner, arms clucthing the ropes and waits for the match to begin.




Tito: Carlos, what do you think about the interesting interactions we’ve seen between Bob Lancelot and Jace Mingla? It almost seems as though there is a mutual respect forming there.

Carlos: Well sure! They are both sick bastards that like playing mind games with their opponents.

Tito: Yeah, I get that, but Jace Mingla has been notoriously secluded since his return to TKOW… and Bob certainly hasn’t endeared himself to many people lately either. It should be interesting to see if this goes anywhere.

The bell rings and the match is underway. Bob and Jace measure each other and circle around the ring. Bob makes the first move, seemingly attempting to attack low and hit Jace with a fireman’s carry takeover. Jace dodges and Bob rolls back into a standing position. They eye each other warily for another moment before locking up. Jace pushes Bob back into the corner where the ref forces him to break it up. Jace finally does so, but as he breaks it he cuts into Bob with a vicious chop.

Carlos: Damn, they heard that shit in Mexico City I’ll bet!

Tito: Language Carlos!

Carlos: What, I can’t say “shit”? Wellll….SHIT SHIT SHITTY SHIT SHIT!

Tito: Are you done?

Carlos: Yes… wait… SHIT! Okay, I’m done now.

Tito: I wonder just how much Power is going to have to pay out in fines for that?

Carlos: Who cares?

Bob fires back with a couple shots to get out of the corner. He goes for a front kick on Jace, but Jace blocks and sweeps Bob’s other leg out from under him. Jace then goes for a stomp, but Bob rolls out of the way and counters with a drop toe hold to bring Jace to the mat. Bob jumps on Jace and locks in a front chancery, which Jace eventually breaks by getting to the bottom rope. Bob breaks the hold, but doesn’t allow Jace any breathing room, dropkicking Jace through the ropes and to the outside.

Tito: Bob’s really taking it to the Iceheart here. It looks like he’s taking Jace’s challenge to show him something seriously.

Bob rolls out of the ring and grabs hold of Jace by the back of his head. He tries to bash Jace’s head into the crowd control barricade, but Jace blocks and counters with a kick to Bob’s face. Bob is stunned, so Jace launches with another brutal kick to Bob’s gut that doubles him over. Jace takes control and hits a quick snap suplex on Bob, who grimaces in pain.

Tito: Ouch, those mats are only like half an inch thick!

Carlos: Yeah! Kinda like your di-

Tito: ENOUGH! Don’t even complete that sentence!

Carlos: Way to trample all over my fourth amendment rights to free speech, Tito.

Tito: Wrong amendment, Carlos.

Carlos: Whatever. I always sucked at sociology studies anyway.

Jace rolls in and out of the ring to break the ten count. He grabs hold of Bob again and irish whips him into the ring steps with authority! Bob’s back arches in agony and Jace follows that up with a running drop kick to Bob’s head, cracking his skull against the steps! At this point, Jace picks Bob up and rolls him into the ring for a pin!

1…

2…


NO! Bob kicks out!

Jace smiles a little and grabs a helping of Bob’s hair to lift him to his feet.

Tito: Jace seems pleased with Bob’s tenacity here.

Carlos: Or Jace is just a sadistic freako. Take your pick.

Bob breaks Jace’s hold on him and fires with a right hook that stuns Jace. Jace tries to fire back, but Bob counters and hits a thumb to Jace’s eye. The ref chides Bob for it, but Bob brushes him off and drills Jace with a 360-degree spinning clothesline, followed by a high leg drop, and then a leg bar! Jace fights for the ropes, and finally makes it. Bob keeps the hold locked in for a four count from the ref, just shy of getting disqualified. Bob picks Jace up and tries to tag him with a DDT, but Jace blocks and tries to roll Bob up!

1…

NO! Bob kicks out!

Bob recovers from the stun of the roll-up quickly and hits another thumb to Jace’s opposite eye, and the ref gets right in Bob’s face. Bob puts his arms out trying to sweet talk the ref, but then suddenly pushes past the ref and hits a running knee lift to Jace’s midsection, followed by a European uppercut that rocks Jace into the corner.

Tito: Wow! Great showing by Bob Lancelot!

Carlos: Yeah, especially being that he lost to a chick last Mass Khaos.

Tito: Not just any chick…

Carlos: Yeah, a really hot chick! What I wouldn’t have given to cop a feel of those sweet succulent milk orbs. Can you imagine it, Tito?

Tito: Well… I can honestly… BUT! Let's call the action, alright!

Carlos: Whats a matter, is little Poppi coming to life down there? HAHA! GET IT? I JUST IMPLIED YOU’RE GETTING AN ERECTION!

Tito: Thanks for spelling that out for us Carlos…

Bob hits a neckbreaker on Jace from out of the corner and goes for the pin.

1…

NO! Jace powers out! Jace kips up to his feet and Bob tries to lock up with Jace again, but Jace hits a knife edge chop to Bob’s throat. Bob stumbles and Jace grabs Bob’s face and drops him with a running STO, but Jace also lays on the mat a moment to collect himself. Finally, Jace gets to his feet and looks like he’s going to try the Liberation, but Bob fights out almost right away. Bob gets up to his feet, but meets a stiff kick to the face by Jace!

Carlos: WHOA! Somebody in the fourth row just got a souvenir, I think I saw one of Bob’s teeth fly over there!

Jace launches another kick to Bob’s chest, and then a roundhouse to the side of Bob’s head, but then Jace stumbles and shakes his head, leaning against the ropes.

Tito: Jace has a prolific history of serious head trauma, and I think the head drops are starting to take a toll.

Bob slowly and agonizingly gets to his feet, intent on capitalizing. He pushes Jace into the ropes, giving him some momentum for an Irish whip. Jace hits the ropes on the opposite side and Bob hits a spear with authority on the rebound! Bob goes for another pin, but Jace fights back immediately by kicking Bob in the head as he leans over for the cover, but it clearly hurt Jace to do so. Jace gets up slowly, holding his midsection. He grabs Bob’s head and props his neck on the ropes and starts throttling him on them. The ref counts down the illegal move and Jace relents, but not before stomping on Bob’s throat when he slumps to the mat. Jace then climbs to the top rope.

Tito: HIGH RENT DISTRICT!

However, Jace falters again for a moment, and Bob signals to Claire. Claire gets up on the ring apron and the ref rushes in to intercede. It looks like Claire is going to remove her top!

Tito: We might see some WMD’s!!

Carlos: Oh, please!!! For all that is holy let me see those ta-ta’s!!

Bob uses the distraction to get up and pitch himself into the corner, hitting Jace with a trio of straight punches right to the genitals! Bob then positions himself up on the top rope alongside Jace and drops him all the way to the mat with a double underhook DDT!

Tito: Craig’s Crippler from the top rope!! OH MY!!

Claire gets off the apron and the ref turns to see Bob covering Jace!

1…

2…

3!!


Yuri Testkov: THE FIRST OF 3 FALLS IS AWARDED TO BOB LANCELOT!

Tito: If this wasn’t a 2 out of 3 falls match Bob would have just shut out the Iceheart right there!

Carlos: Dayum, but did you see how that boyo got dropped on his head? Not good for Jace!

Bob quickly tries for another cover, hoping to get the quick win!

1…

2…

3..


NO! Jace barely kicks out! Bob looks somewhat frustrated that it wasn’t going to be that easy. Bob punches Jace a couple times in the head for good measure and goes for a small package, but Jace rolls with the momentum and counters the small package putting Bob in a pinning predicament!

1…

2..


NO! Bob escapes! The grapplers disentangle the rest of the way and Jace slowly backs off, shaking the cobwebs out of his head. Bob lunges at Jace, but Jace rolls out of the ring to collect himself. Bob follows him out and Jace promptly rolls back into the ring and, when Bob follows suit, Jace drops an elbow on Bob’s head and then another in quick succession! Jace retreats to the far corner to recover some more and Bob claws to his feet. He inches towards Jace slowly, but Jace surprises Bob by locking up with him out of the corner in a flash, and parlays that into a deep arm drag, followed by an arm bar. However, Bob inches his right toe under the rope, forcing Jace to break it up.

Tito: Jace is really fighting for a second wind. And he’s gonna need it after that devastating plunge from the top rope.

Jace again relents, getting up methodically, using the corner as a guide, and he hits a knee lift to Bob’s head as Bob climbs up to his hands and knees. Jace puts the boots to Bob a few times before picking him up and hitting a fisherman’s suplex into a pin!

1…

2…

3..


NO! Bob kicks out! Jace looks like he’s getting pissed. He violently pulls Bob to his feet and then barrels him into the corner with a series of shoulder thrusts, followed by reaching around his head and delivering a running bulldog to the center of the mat! Jace then continues the attack, grabbing Bob’s hair and just beating his head against the mat viciously!

Tito: The Iceheart’s noted sadism is really shining through now!

The ref brings a halt to this by threatening to DQ Jace. Jace stops and picks Bob up again and tosses Bob judo style practically across the length of the ring. Bob ragdolls near the opposite corner. Jace gets down on all fours, seemingly stalking Bob as Bob tries to get to his feet! When he does with his back turned to the Iceheart, Jace charges him, bringing both his knees crashing into Bob’s back and, in mid-air, grabbing Bob’s head and bringing him back into a back cracker to double the damage! Jace grabs hold of both Bob’s legs and goes for the pin!

1…

2…

3..


NO! Bob kicks out!

Carlos: That kick out looks like it kicked Bob’s ass!

Indeed, Bob is looking haggard. In a fit, Jace rises to his feet, stumbling a bit, before locking in the Liberation a bit slower than he usually does. Jace leans back into it all the way, nearly snapping Bob in two! Bob has no choice but to tap!

Yuri Testkov: THE SECOND OF 3 FALLS IS AWARDED TO JACE MINGLA!

Jace slinks into the corner to regroup for the briefest of moments. Bob gets to his feet, and as soon as he does Jace rushes Bob, but Bob sidesteps Jace and lands a knee to his gut, followed by a brutal European Uppercut! Jace falls back into the corner and Bob starts to set Jace up for a superplex!

Tito: These guys are taking a lot of risks in this match!

Carlos: That’s what sells tickets and puts asses in the seats though Poppi!

Jace starts fighting Bob off and he pushes Bob off the turnbuckle. Bob lands on his back and then scrambles to his feet, while Jace attempts a high risk maneuver of his own. Jace comes off the second turnbuckle with a flying lariat, but Bob catches Jace in mid-air with a drop kick! Jace goes down hard and Bob slides in for the cover!

1…

2…


JACE KICKS OUT!

Bob slams his fists on the mat with frustration and forces Jace to a vertical position. Bob hits a quick exploder suplex on Jace, sending Jace skidding across the mat. Bob then climbs to the top rope once again and lands a deep flying elbow to Jace’s sternum! Bob picks the legs up and covers yet again!

1…

2…

3…


WAIT! 2-1/2!

Carlos: Oh ho! Mingla just barely got his shoulder up! Mingla can’t lose to a guy who lost to a chick. Think of what that would do to his street cred!

Tito: Because you know all about street cred…

Carlos: Sure as hell do. More than you anyway… white boy listenin’ to Celine Dion in his car…

Tito: What?! I like her melodic sound and beautiful voice! I got her autograph at MegaBowl V!

Carlos: Freakin’ wanker…

Bob starts stomping on Jace, but suddenly Jace catches one of Bob’s boots and gets to his feet, hitting a lunging lariat on Bob. However, after that move, both men are on the mat and the ref starts a ten count. Jace Mingla is the first to stir at 7, and Bob shortly thereafter. Jace and Bob starts trading blows before Jace hits a decisive one that levels Bob, but Jace starts holding his head in pain and sinks to his knees. The ref begins to check on Jace and Bob starts crawling his way to the edge of the ring where Claire is waiting for him. Claire pulls something out of her cleavage and hands it to Bob.

Tito: Wait… what was that?!

Carlos: Couldn’t tell… too busy staring at the breasteses.

The camera closes in on Bob slipping on a pair of brass nuks!

Carlos: NIIIIIICE!

Tito: Bob certainly taking Jace up on his challenge to bring the pain and fight dirty! All Bob needs to do is tag the Iceheart once with those and it should be all over!

Bob climbs to his feet, but Jace quickly shoves past the ref and drills Bob in the small of the back with a vicious roundhouse kick! Bob howls in pain and Jace locks Bob in for an inverted suplex… the set-up for the Vindication! Jace rises Bob up, but while they’re in mid-air Bob smacks Jace in the head with the nuks! Jace completes the move, jacking Bob’s jaw and both men fall into a heap! Mingla lands on top of Lancelot... and both are out cold! The ref drops for the count!

1...

2...

3!


Carlos: Mingla boy did it!

Tito: He was just lucky he landed on top, Carlos.

Yuri Testkov: THE WINNER OF THE BEST OF THREE FALLS... JACE MIIIIIIIIIIIINGLLLLLLLAAAAA!!!

Claire rushes in to check on Bob, throwing Jace to the side. She kneels down and gives a little slap to Bob's face, then buries it in her bosom.

Carlos: What I wouldn't give to be Bob right now! MMMmhhmmmm mmmmmmm!!!

Carlos makes kissy noises.

The ref checks on Mingla, who is starting to stir as his music kicks over the arena's loudspeakers. Bob finally rouses up, still thinking he has to fight and tosses Claire to the side unknowingly. He tries to get up and then hears Mingla's music playing. He slams the mat with his hand.

Jace, blood running down his forehead from the nuks shot, crawls his way over to Bob, who is using the turnbuckle to try and pick himself up from a seated position. Jace gets up and demands a mic and his music is cut as he brings it to his lips to speak.

Jace: *trying to capture some breaths* Bob… you did everything… I asked. You are… one… lowdown son of a bitch! And… I love it…

Bob is on his feet now, considering Jace’s words.

Jace: We have some matters… to discuss… agree?

Bob smiles wide and shakes Jace’s hand. Claire gets back to her feet and joins her man, looking slightly confused. Bob shoots Claire a reassuring wink and the three of them make their way to the back, Claire helping to support Bob as Mingla's music plays again.

Tito: Looks like Bob really managed to impress Jace. Does that mean some sort of alliance is forming here?

Carlos: Probably. Anyhoo… it was your pleasure having me back, Tito, but I’m gonna jet before Communist John comes out and shows us his junk again.

Tito: *rolling his eyes* Totally. Good luck in TWI, Carlos. I… uh… hope to see you again…

Carlos: HAHA! Bull-SHIT you do! Peace, Poppi. I’m off to golden pastures!


Backstage, Dr. Cliff Hawke stands outside the door to a locker room. Lady Hawke and Matt Griffen step into view. Lady Hawke is in her wrestling gear and carrying her pad and pen. Griffen is wearing his ring attire--black leather pants, boots, gloves, plus a Section 8 muscle shirt.

Cliff: Oh, hey guys. Listen, I just got word that Jace’s kid was feeling sick. Now, I just checked him out and he seems alright, but I have to have a quick meeting with T.H. and I was wondering if you guys wouldn’t mind sitting with him for a bit, just to make sure he's okay until I can get back.

Lady Hawke and Matt look slightly surprised for a moment and Cliff smirks.

Cliff: I think it’ll help if you don’t think of it as doing a favor for Jace, but for his kid.

Matt: Hey… I’ve got no problem. If anything, I’m kinda curious to see how much of dad has rubbed off on the little guy.

Skye nods, pointing to herself.

Matt: Where is Jace anyway?

Cliff: *shrugging* We tried to track him down, but to no avail. Wherever he is, I think he’s off having a conversation with Bob Lancelot. At least, that’s what it looked like at the end of their match.

Matt: Lancelot? Hrm... weird.

Cliff: Yeah, will wonders never cease around here? Thanks again guys.

He starts to walk off, but turns back.

Cliff: Oh! Incidentally, for some added weirdness... Sam is actually a really nice kid. I think you’ll like him. Also, he’s blind in his left eye as a result of the surgery. So if he seems like he’s having a hard time focusing or tracking, that would be why. I wouldn’t mention it, he might be sensitive about it still.

With that, Cliff gives him a wave and mouths “thanks” one more time before departing. Matt and Lady Hawke look at each other. She writes on her pad, holding it up to him.

Matt: You don’t think Jace will be happy if he sees us with his child? He’ll deal. After all, he did leave him here while he's off doing whatever.

They enter the room, to see Jace’s teenage son lying down on a bench, his eyes closed. The cap he was wearing lies on the floor, revealing the savage surgical scar on his bald scalp. Sensing somebody entering, Sam’s eyes snap open. He sits up abruptly, and sheepishly grabs for his hat, placing it back on his head.

Sam: Sorry… kinda gross, huh?

LH shakes her head "no."

Matt: Not at all. I don't mind scars at all.

A mischievous grin crosses Griffen's face.

Matt: Besides, chicks dig scars, so I’m sure she thought it was awesome.

Matt gestures towards LH, who gives him a playful slap. Sam laughs and swings his feet onto the floor, leaning towards them intently. Matt pulls up a chair as Lady Hawke kneels down in front of Sam. She writes on her pad, the camera close enough and angled to see it as she writes, then shows it to Sam.

Writing on pad: I'd like to check your eyes, if that's okay with you?

He nods. Checking his pupils, LH leans in towards him. Sam gives a nervous laugh and pulls back a bit, noting she has scars on her face above her veil. Possibly wondering if her own scars bother him, she writes on her pad for him to see. Sam looks at her curiously.

Sam: Why do you write and not talk?

Matt: She's practically mute--lost her voice several years ago and it hurts when she tries to talk.

Sam: Oh...

LH shows Sam the writing.

Writing on Pad: I don’t bite. :) By the way, I'm Lady Hawke. You can call me LH if you like. That big lug there is Matt.

Matt smiles and waves at Sam when he glances at him.

Sam: Are you like, a nurse or something?

Lady Hawke nods.

Sam: But you’re wearing wrestling gear!

Matt: She does that too. She was a nurse before she started wrestling and she's kept up with it. She’s very multi-talented.

Another scribble runs across the pad.

Writing on Pad: How are you feeling now, Sam?

Sam: Okay, I guess. I just got kind of woozy in the hall.

More ink is spread across a page.

Writing on Pad: You had a very invasive operation from what I hear. You sound like a very brave boy, though, going through that at your age.

Sam: It wasn’t no big deal. Hey, are you guys friends with my dad?

A brief period of uncomfortable silence descends on the room before Griffen mercifully breaks it with a well thought out response.

Matt: Well, honestly, bud we don’t know your dad all that well. He’s always seemed like a private person and we never talked much.

Sam: Does anybody around here talk to my dad?

Again, Matt struggles for a response as Lady Hawke takes a seat next to him, offering Matt an apologetic look when Sam can’t see.

Matt: Well… sure. In fact, I think he’s talking to one of his friends right now.

Sam: That’s good. Because sometimes I worry about my dad. He doesn’t seem like he has too many friends. He used to have a girlfriend, but she’s gone now, which I kinda like because she always kind of freaked me out… like there was something wrong with her mentally, ya know?

Matt and Lady Hawke do a stellar job of biting their tongues, just nodding, and they let Sam keep talking.

Sam: He’s got a new friend now though. He’s a really old guy, but he seems nice. Kinda strange, but nice.

Matt: Well, that’s awesome, Sam. How about you, though? I’m sure you have lots of friends.

Sam: Eh, not really. I’m home schooled, so that makes it kind of hard. I pretty much just have Dad now, which is okay because I love him and I feel safe with him.

Hawke scribbles on her pad, showing it to him.

Writing on Pad: That’s wonderful that you have someone you can count on like that while you were sick.

Sam: Yeah, but it does get kind of boring sometimes. Actually, I was kind of hoping to meet some new people here…

Griffen grins and throws his arms wide.

Matt: Well, you just did!

Sam: …and I wanted to ask somebody about what it’s like being a wrestler.

Matt: Ah… you want to know more about what your dad does, huh?

Sam: Well, yeah, I guess… but I REALLY want to be one myself. I want to really make it big and my dream is to someday wrestle with my dad… like on one of those two people teams you guys do…

Lady Hawke grabs one of Griffen's hands and tags it with her other, looking at Sam with her brow raised in question.

Matt: Tagging?

Sam: Uh, yeah, that! I’d really love to do that.

Matt: I won’t lie to you Sam. This is a really tough business and sometimes… some of the people you run into aren’t the nicest people to be around…

Matt and Lady Hawke’s eyes meet, the names Phoenix and Carpenter almost visibly floating between them unspoken.

Sam: Well, I don’t really piss people off ever and I know I’m kinda small, but I still think I could do this. I have really great balance because I used to skate board all the time. Here, lemme show you!

Sam pulls down an iron clothes rod from it’s placement in the wall. He drags over a couple folding chairs and starts to place the rod between them.

Hawke looks concerned and scribbles quickly on her paper.

Writing on Pad: Sam, this probably isn’t a good idea.

Sam: No, it's okay. I do this all the time at home.

Sam gets up on the seat and starts to walk along the metal rod tightrope style. It's actually a very impressive showing until he puts his hand to his head and his balance begins to fail him. Matt and Lady Hawke leaps towards him, but Lady Hawke, being closer to him, drops her writing pad and steps in to catch him when he falls. She gently guides him to his feet and Sam looks up at her, before averting his eyes bashfully.

Sam: Thanks. I guess you were right…

Matt: You really should be more careful man. But…

Matt reaches over and rips a small piece of paper from LH's pad.

Matt: *grinning* You got a pen?

Lady Hawke rolls her eyes at him and hands him her pen. Griffen writes something on the paper and hands it to Sam.

Matt: Sam, that’s a number where you can reach us. If you have any more questions or even just want to talk about anything at all. Okay?

Sam looks ecstatic and he shoves the paper into his pocket.

Sam: Thanks guys! I really appreciate it. I’ll call you, but I won’t be annoying, okay?!

Suddenly, the door is thrown open and Jace Mingla rushes in. He scoops Sam into his arms, embracing him tightly as though he’s afraid the boy is apt to vanish at any moment.

Jace: I heard…

Sam: It’s all okay, I’m fine. I was just kind of dizzy. And I got to meet Dr. Cliff, Lady Hawke and Matt!

Jace disengages from Sam and looks at the couple with an air of suspicion.

Jace: Oh really…

Sam: Yeah, they’re all really nice. You should chill with them sometime…

Matt and Lady Hawke suppress a shudder at that as Jace continues to eye them coolly.

Jace: Well, Sam, we won’t bother them anymore. I think Matt has a match coming up in a few minutes anyway, right Matt?

Matt nods and restrains himself from shooting Jace an icy glare over his immaturity and defensiveness.

Matt: Actually, I do, but it was great meeting you, Sam.

Sam: I’ll call you guys when I get home.

Jace’s lip twitches with suppressed resentment towards Griffen with Sam’s final declaration. Matt and Lady Hawke make their way out of the locker room, disappointment evident on their features. Lady Hawke closes the door behind them. She mimics ripping up a piece of paper.

Matt: If he does, he’s an even bigger ass than I thought. *sighs* And now... out of the Iceheart and into the Fire.

Lady Hawke wraps Matt up in a hug, which he returns. Griffen doesn’t even need to speak the words. His face says it all as he hears his name over the PA system along with Phoenix's.

The camera cuts back to ringside where Tito sits alone at the announce table.

Tito: It will be difficult what to make of that for sure, especially given that Jace and A Violent Reaction were doing their best to kill Phoenix and beat down on the Birds 2 years ago! Wait... what's this? T.H. Power is on the stage and he doesn't have his music!

Power stands at the top of the ramp, flanked by Mike Oates. T.H. looks around the arena very seriously.

T.H. Power: May I have your attention, please?

The crowd jeers at Power and some even try to toss trash to the stage.

T.H. Power: This is damn important! I need you to all sit and shut up!

He is met with more jeers and badmouthing and heckling. Aello runs out from backstage, Trine on her heels. Some in the crowd begind cheering. She motions for the crowd to quiet, but they refuse. She takes the mic from Power and lets loose with a piercing whistle (one that would make Lady Hawke proud) that rings throughout the arena and has everyone covering their ears. Tito jerks the earphones from his head in obvious pain.

Aello: He has... something important... you should hear, even if you... don't like him... right now. Please be quiet... and listen!

She hands the mic back to Power and smiles a sad smile at him.

T.H. Power: Thank you, Aello.

She steps to his side opposite Mike, while Trine takes the back point.

T.H. Power: *quietly and seriously* I received some disturbing news earlier at the end of the 2nd Meet Your Maker match tonight. I've been trying to get it confirmed and only minutes ago it was. Jason F'n Starr-

The TKOW crowd erupts in cheers at his name. Power lets them go on for a full minute, sighing and glancing over to Aello, giving a small shake of his head. Finally they die down a bit.

T.H. Power: Please! Let me finish!

The crowd goes quiet.

T.H. Power: Jason F'n Starr, TKOW's brightest star, the man... the champion who set the bar for all the superstars who have followed in his footsteps since. The man who dominated TKOW with the 1st full year's reign-

The crowd erupts again, starting a Jason Starr chant.

T.H. Power: Please... this is difficult enough. I need your full, undivided attention. Please hold your chant.

Tito: Something is definitely wrong, folks. The Boss is never this polite.

The crowd gives in to Power.

T.H. Power: As most of you fans know, the wrestling business has lost a number of stars and former stars recently to death. Sadly enough, TKOW has just now joined those ranks... As of a few hours ago... former TKOW Champion Jason F'n Starr... is gone.

There are some screams of "NO!" and "You're lying!" with more in the crowd jeering him, calling him all sorts of names and declaring it's a bad joke.

T.H. Power: I'm not lying to you or joking.

Aello moves to step in front of him, but he shakes his head.

T.H. Power: Therefore, to recognize this man, this hero of TKOW, I am dedicating New Era in honor of Jason F'n Starr. TKOW will be inviting all friends, foes, and former TKOW stars of his to make an appearance in his honor at a preshow at New Era... if not an entirely separate show just for him, where we will be memorializing him. I'll leave it up to you... his fans, his friends, his comrades to dictate what that will be. Thank you for your attention.

Power turns and walks quietly off stage, followed by Oates, Aello and Trine, the crowd falling silent.

Tito: *obviously upset* I can't believe it... TKOW Champion Jason Starr is dead... I just can't believe it. I... I'm sure we'll be finding out more in the days ahead. *sigh* I'm sorry folks, we have to take a break.

I just can't believe it...


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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:54 AM

*The opening bars of Black Stone Cherry’s "Shooting Star" reverberate.*

VOICE OVER: The "Six-Shooter" Ironman Challenge Invitational, where wrestling superstars from points unknown will be vying for the $100,000 Grand Prize.

*Quick wrestling shots of Jace Mingla, Bob Lancelot, Lady Hawke, Apophis, Eric Herrera, White Wolf, Brandon Young and others flash on the screen.*

VOICE OVER: A brutality cage full of weapons.

*Quick flashes of black and white stills of all the brutality cages in HPWA and TKOW history appear on the screen.*

VOICE OVER: Two men.

*Flashes of black and white stills of TKOW Champ Phoenix and Matt Griffen in various poses and scenes throughout their wrestling careers in and out of HPWA and TKOW; furious, angry, bodies bloody, broken… victorious, each holding up titles won.*

Well, I've seen your evil ways
And your corrupting mind
Lay the hourglass over
So we don't waste our time


VOICE OVER: Matt Griffen.

*A black and white montage of Griffen in action.*

Now throw your burdens out
And throw your heart to me
I don't know what'll come
We'll have to wait and see


VOICE OVER: TKOW “Fiery” Champion, Phoenix.

*A black and white montage of Phoenix in action*

Like a shooting star
And you're falling from me
As you fade away
My heart skips a beat


VOICE OVER: At one time the best of friends in and out of the ring.

*Black and white shots of Griffen and Phoenix in and out of the ring teamed up fighting opponents intermixed with them joking and carrying on as friends outside of wrestling.*

I know you're down on love
But we can love again
So open up
Come on invite me in


VOICE OVER: A friendship… trust between men… almost brothers…

*Black and white shot of a Section 8 locker room--Aello in a white mini skirt and cut-off sleeveless sweatshirt walking out the door, hurriedly followed by Phoenix after he tosses the TKOW “Fiery” title over Griffen’s shoulder.*

Now throw your burdens out
And throw your heart to me
I don't know what'll come
We'll have to wait and see


VOICE OVER: Broken…

*Various black and white shots of Phoenix and Carpenter threatening Griffen and Section 8 members, interspersed with shots of Phoenix and Griffen facing off in and out of the ring.*

Like a shooting star
And you're falling from me
As you fade away
My heart skips a beat


VOICE OVER: They met at MegaBowl V.

*Black and white flashes of their first round Firestarter match in the cage, including the super dive bomb from near the top of the cage with the corner of the ring collapsing under them and Griffen shot putting Phoenix into the cage wall and the side giving way with Phoenix falling out for the win.*

Well, I've seen your evil ways
And your corrupting mind
Lay the hourglass over
So we don't waste our time


VOICE OVER: It wasn’t enough.

*A quick black and white montage of their last several Mass Khaos matches plus shots from the 2007 Prince of Hell match where they’re going all out against one another.*

Like a shooting star
And you're falling from me
As you fade away
My heart skips a beat


VOICE OVER: Now they’re to have it out once and for all in the Brutality Cage.

*More black and white flashes of an empty brutality cage filled with an assortment of weapons, some strapped to the walls.*

I'm a howlin' wolf
You're a shooting star
Yes, I am
You're a shooting star


VOICE OVER: Who will emerge the TKOW Champion?

*A split screen of Phoenix on the left and Griffen on the right, each standing victorious in a brutality cage.*

Yes, I am

VOICE OVER: Will Phoenix retain or will TKOW have a…

*The banner darkly fades in slowly, the TKOW logo in the top left first becoming visible, then the entire thing suddenly flashing into full view and color as the rising sun breaks over the horizon in it.*

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VOICE OVER: AUGUST 5, 2007!



The banner fades out and the shot focuses back on Tito sitting at the announce table alone for the moment. He is still shaken.

Tito: For those of you who are just joining the program, minutes ago T.H. Power announced that TKOW will be dedicating New Era to the memory of Jason F'n Starr, former TKOW Champion. It is a sad time for the company. *pause* Please excuse me. I'm still reeling from the shock. I... uh... I'm getting a message. It seems Adrian Tanner, Jr. has just caught up with Dan "Cypher" Kilburn backstage. Let's see what's going on.

The scene cuts backstage where Adrian has Kilburn pinned up against the wall, his forearm held tightly to Dan's throat. Shion stands to the side protesting as Kilburn smiles and chokingly laughs in Tanner's face, not even trying to protect or free himself.

Adrian: I should kill you now, you-

Dan: *gasping* Watch your language in front of Shion, would you?!

Adrian: Why should I give a rat's ass about your cousin when you care nothing about MY SISTER!!!!

Adrian presses his arm even tighter... until he's grabbed by a few of security and pulled off Kilburn. Shion moves to check on her cousin. Tanner struggles with Security.

Dan: *taunting* What are you going to do about it, Tanner? Huh?

Adrian: Why ask? I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp for feeding my sister to Carpenter!

Dan: Like that's ever going to happen after I Guillotine you.

Adrian: We laid you out last Mass Khaos and I'll have no problem doing it again, you- let go of me!

Tanner throws off one of Security and makes short work of the other and dives toward Kilburn, only to be driven at an angle into the wall by a blur of black and a loud whistle.

Trine: *hurrying into view* Hold up there, Tanner.

He moves between Kilburn and Tanner, as Adrian shoves Lady Hawke off him.

Adrian: Stay out of this! Power said it was between him and me, so butt OUT!

T.H. Power: *walking down the hall toward them* That's right, I did, but I won't have it backstage and I especially won't have it right before you're supposed to be out in the ring in a match against Section 8.

Adrian: I-

T.H. Power: Yeah, I know what you want. You've made it loud and clear. So loud you can be heard clear out on the stage. He wants a shot at you, too, so... I'll give him *nodding toward Kilburn* to you on three conditions.

Kilburn eyes Power suspiciously.

Dan: Now hold on-

Adrian: THREE?!

Power steps up nose to nose with Kilburn.

T.H. Power: You. Shut. Up. You forced me into something earlier tonight, something I had no intentions of doing. You said you'd like to face him, so I'm going to give it to you now... what was it you said to me? "I'm actually doing you a favor. After all, it's better you do it now when I want it than later when I would bring you up for breach of contract. Isn't that right?"

Kilburn's expression goes dark as Power throws his own words back at him. Tanner watches in amusement, a dangerous smile on his face.

T.H. Power: *smirking* Hell, I'll even give you to Adrian here as a freebie. He doesn't have to use his "Got Wood?" free pass.

Power lightly shoves Kilburn back as he turns to face Tanner. Kilburn looks as if he might lunge at Power, but Hawke whistles and Shion grabs his arm.

T.H. Power: Yes, three, Tanner. Two of them, I don't think you'll have much of a problem with. The 3rd one, however...

Adrian: *growling* What are they?!

Power ticks them off on his fingers as he speaks.

T.H. Power: The first is sort of easy. You, Kilburn go out and fight my guys in a few minutes and try not to kill each other in the process.

The second one is going to be the hardest.


Kilburn watches as Tanner scowls.

T.H. Power: Adrian Tanner, you and Brandon Young are barred from ringside tonight during Kaycee's match-

Kilburn laughs.

Adrian: WHAT THE F-

Tanner goes after Kilburn, but Trine gets in his way, preventing him from reaching Kilburn, but it's a struggle.

T.H. Power: Do you think I'm that heartless to leave her out there alone, Tanner?!

Adrian: Hell, yes, you are!

T.H. Power: The INSTANT the match is over, when that bell rings, you're freed from being barred and you can join my people who will be out there at ringside during the match. You KNOW she has to do this on her own. You told her so earlier. If she's a champion and that wasn't just a fluke win, she's going to have to prove it by not just winning that belt, but by successfully defending it.

Tanner is obviously angry, but he controls himself.

Adrian: *low and barely contained* What's the third one?!

T.H. Power: *smirking* You two have to wait until New Era... where, in keeping in theme with the Ironman Challenge and the Brutality cage championship match, you two will have it out in a no-holds-barred, last man standing match.

A gleam enters Tanner's eyes and he steps forward, his trademark cocky smirk coming into existence. Kilburn doesn't look too happy at being forced, but he nods at Shion's encouragement.

Adrian: Deal, but only if you're telling the truth about having someone at ringside for Kaycee.

Dan: *aggravated* Last Man Standing is fine with me!

T.H. Power: Trine and Skye will be there for her. Now get out there. Phoenix and Matt are waiting.

Tanner and Kilburn eye one another and Tanner turns and steps up next to T.H. Neither man back down.

Adrian: You damn well better keep your word...

Disturbed's "Meaning of Life" can be heard playing in the background.

T.H. Power: *giving a slight nod in the direction of the stage* You're up next.

Tanner eyes him a few moments longer before he strides off toward the waiting area near the stage. Kilburn is tugged in the same direction by Shion, who gives him an encouraging smile and says something about cookies. He allows her to lead him down the hall. Trine and Hawke move toward Power, watching the three walk off.

Trine: You think Tanner can keep all those conditions?

T.H. Power: *shrugging* Who knows? If he wants Kilburn that badly, he will. Anyway, you heard me. I want you two at ringside during the title match. Soon as it's over, Trine, you get Kaycee out of there and away from Carpenter. Skye will deal with Carpenter so you can. I've got everything else covered. *under his breath* I hope...

The shot cuts back to ringside where "The Meaning of Life" is still playing.

Tito: It appears the Boss has added another match to New Era! Dan "Cypher" Kilburn versus "The Arizona Assassin" Adrian Tanner, Jr.! With what I've been hearing on the grapevine, if the talent who has tentatively agreed to participate in the Ironman Challenge show, and with the Brutality cage match between Phoenix and Griffen, New Era is going to be huge! I think that will be a good way to honor *a catch in his throat* Former TKOW Champion Jason Starr.

On a side note, Dan Kilburn didn't appreciate the Boss turning the tables on him. At the moment though, let's get things moving. Section 8 is in the ring and trying to work up a very subdued crowd since the announcement about Jason Starr from earlier.


Yuri Testkov: IN THE RING... REPRESENTING SECTION 8! THEY ARE.... THE #1 CONTENDER TO THE TKOW "FIERY" TITLE... MAAATTTT GRRRRRIIIFEEEEEENNN...

The crowd gives Griffen a decent pop, considering the recent news, and he lets them know he appreciates their efforts.

Yuri Testkov: AAAAAANNNNNND CURRENT TKOW "FIERY" CHAAAMMPIIIIOOOONNNN.... PHOOOOEEEEEEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIXXXXX~!!!!

Phoenix gets a better reception of cheers than he has in the recent past, although many still boo him. He shows off the "Fiery" title while Griffen gestures he's going to have it.

Tito: Now... on to probably the most intriguing match of the night, Matt Griffen and "The Lord of Fire" Phoenix versus Adrian Tanner Jr. and Cypher. After doing a 180-degree turn on The Church of Pain and Suffering and his brother Carpenter, Phoenix has once again joined forces with his former friend Matt Griffen. What will be the dynamic between these two, who are destined to face each inside the Brutality Cage at New Era for the TKOW title?

Also, Adrian Tanner wants to get his hands on his temporary tag partner Dan "Cypher" Kilburn after he arranged for Kaycee to have to face Carpenter later tonight. Will Adrian be able to keep the first of the three conditions the Boss laid out for him in return to get his hands on Kilburn?

Last, but not least, Kilburn has been complaining lately that he is not getting a chance to shine in TKOW. However, after facing T.H. Power last Mass Khaos and now facing Matt Griffen and Phoenix in a few moments while tagging with a man who wants to leave him nothing but a squishy bloody mess, has he gotten more than he bargained for? How will Kilburn fare being in the ring with three TKOW icons at once? The answers to those questions are coming up, right now!


Melvyn: Yo, Tito Schmucki!

Tito turns to his side to see Melvyn sitting next to him. He then lowers his head in shame.

Tito: Not…you… again… Not now. I'm not sure...

Melvyn: What the f*BLEEP*?! What's up with that attitude, ya scmuck? Last show you were all like "I wanna touch Melvyn's weenie!!!!" and now you're acting like I'm some sex doll modeled after Hitler.

Tito: *raising his head* Wha… what the hell are you talking about? Have you been in an isolation booth or something all show?

Melvyn: Neva mind. Now let's get this show on the road!


"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top starts playing on the Khaostron. Red pyros shoot up in the air, followed by blue pyros, as Dan Kilburn comes out of the curtains wearing a leather jacket over a white tank top, cowboy hat and blue jeans, tank top, Shion Hikari trailing behind him.

Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'cos every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.



Yuri Testkov: AND THEIR OPPONENTS... FIRST, ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY SHION HIKARI... HAILING FROM LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA, STANDING SIX FOOT ONE INCH AND WEIGHING AT 216 POUNDS.... DAN "CYPHER" KIILLLBUUUUUUUURRRRRNNN!!!


Dan takes Shion's arm and the two walk down the rest of the ramp together. As they approach the ring, Dan picks up Shion and boosts her up to the edge of the ring. Dan then goes up the steps as Shion helps him into the ring through the top-middle ropes.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin' not a single thing.
Cufflinks, stick pin,
when I step out I'm gonna do you in.


As Dan gets to the top turnbuckle, he poses for the crowd.

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.


He climbs back down during the instrumental and just removes his sunglasses, hat, ring, watch, and jacket and gives them to Shion as he does a few stretches and warms up.



Tito: I have a feeling that Kilburn is going to make Adrian's night hell.

Melvyn: Sounds like my kind of guy! Which one is he?

Tito: ...


A raspy female voice whispers over the PA system as the lights dim

"I shot you down, Bang Bang."

[A silver 9mm Revolver fades into focus on the tron. Etched into the side of the gun is a gold "C."]

"You hit the ground, Bang Bang."

[*Flash* Adrian nailing David Sadler with the Revolver]

"That awful sound, Bang Bang."

[*Flash* Adrian nailing Johnny Pain with the Snapshot]

"I used to shoot you down..."

[*BANG!* The gun fires, the screen shatters into a million pieces] A lone spotlight strobes on the entrance ramp as the crunching beats of KHz's "It's yours" replaces the voice.

"This mother f*cker has no shame
This mother f*cker wants his fame
This mother f*cker sold his soul
This mother f*cker wants it...ALL!"


The pulsing grows harder in synch with the music as Adrian Tanner steps through the curtain, head down.

"It's mother f*ckin yours...
So go get...Get it! "


He is dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on the left leg and a gold "C" on the right leg. He's sporting a matching red sleeveless ring jacket with "AT" encased in a superman logo on the back, his head and top of his face covered by the hood. His outfit is finished off by a pair of black boots, and black elbow/knee pads.

"This mother f*cker showed it all
This mother f*cker f*cked some wh*re
This mother f*cker stole a hit
This mother f*cker eat some sh*t"


Adrian begins his descent down the ramp as various footage plays on the tron




Yuri Testkov: AND HIS PARTNER FOR THIS MATCH.... HAILING FROM TUSCON, ARIZONA... STANDING 6 FEET 2 INCHES TALL AND WEIGHING IN AT 226 POUNDS... HE IS "THE ARIZONA ASSASSIN"... ADRIAN.... TANNERRRRR... JUUUUUUNNNNIOOOOORRRR!!!


"It's mother f*ckin' yours...
So go get it...Get It!"


[Adrian pinning Triple B to win the SWAT Australian Championship]

"Are you ready for your fight?
Go get it, Nation-wide..
"

[The Connection holding up their newly won SWAT World Tag Team Championships]

"Are you ready for your fame"

Adrian stops, halfway down the ramp, still looking downwards.

"Go get it..."

"Sell"

"your"

"shame"


BOOM! Adrian throws his arms out to his side and throws his head back as a huge blast of pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He looks to the ring, smiles and continues his walk.

"Are you ready for your fight?
Go get it, Nation-wide"


Adrian walks to the end of the ramp, slapping a few hands along the way.

"You mother f*ckers want your fame?!
Go get it...sell your shame!"


Adrian steps through the ropes, heads to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs up. He makes a gun with his left hand, "cocks" and "fires" the "gun" then jumps down and begins his usual warmup routine while staring down Kilburn.



The crowd cheers a bit better and starts a slightly subdued "TAN-NER" chant.

Tito: This is a classic Powerhouse versus Lightweight match up. Let's see how it turns up this time.

Melvyn: Are you kidding? Kilburn and Tanner aren't like that little girl there. Now SHE's a lightweight, more a featherweight if you ask me. Get your head out of the clouds!

Tito: *becoming upset* Sorry... I...

Melvyn: Yo Tito, my iPod's busted.

Tito: Oh... huh? Oooohhh... Thank Goodness! Maybe this time you'll concentrate on calling the match then and I won't have to worry-

Melvyn: No sweat, Joan of Schmuck. I found a suitable replacement. Tito, I want you to meet the lead singer of local hardcore metal band "Nine Inch Bongs."

A man clad in black and whose face is covered in white makeup jumps over the front row with a microphone.

Singer: *screaming in Tito's ear* Crawling in my bin!!!!!!! These cats they like to kill!!!!!

Tito nearly falls off his chair and reels from shock.

Melvyn: Who needs that shitty iPod when I can hear it live? Megapwn!

Tito sits staring at Melvyn with a slack, expressionless face, his eyes glistening.

In the ring, the ref orders the teams to their corners and checks them for any hidden weapons. The four talk between them to decide who will start the match. Phoenix hands his "Fiery" title off to the ref for safe keeping. Tanner and Cypher seem to have a bit of an argument, but it is quickly decided when Cypher shoves Tanner over the ropes to the apron, and runs right in to an STO by Phoenix! The referee calls for the bell as Griffen steps out.

Melvyn: Well, it looks like that schmuck shoved that other schmuck over the ropes, and then got hit by that Ultra schmuck while that bird schmuck jerked off in the corner.

Phoenix picks Kilburn up and playfully slaps him around. He then gives him an over the shoulder arm drag, but Cypher lands on his feet. Kilburn gives Phoenix a roundhouse kick to the face, who quickly shakes it off. A series of kicks to the knee area get Phoenix down to one knee, which enables Cypher to run to the ropes and come back with a front dropkick to Phoenix's face. Kilburn goes to make the tag, but an enraged Phoenix gets up quickly, grabs the back of Cypher's head, and yanks it down hard to the mat, resulting in an Edge O' Matic and a pin attempt.

1...

2...

3...


Kickout!

Tito: *finally back to his senses* Oh… God… I think I lost my hearing.

Melvyn: Can you hear me schmuck? No? I banged your mom!

Tito: WHAT?!

Melvyn: So now you can hear, I just saved you a trip to the doctor. Now pay up!

Tito: What?

Melvyn: You think I cure people for free? Cough up the dough old man!

Tito: *furious* I hate you with a passion that can't be described, and I'm not paying you!

Melvyn: Cheapo Tito!

Phoenix picks Cypher up and hits a back breaker, and then another. He drags Kilburn to his corner and tags Griffen with a punch to the shoulder. Griffen gives Phoenix a glare, which seems to amuse the Champ. The two then give Cypher a double flapjack, who afterwards holds his face and back in pain. Griffen capitalizes with a camel clutch. He lets go after a short while and picks Cypher up over his head into a military press. Griffen walks around working the crowd for a minute before allowing him to return to the canvas with a Samoan drop.

Tito: Griffen is making short work of Cypher here. I don't think Adrian is going to try to do much to prevent it, unless it's just to keep from losing.

Griffen plays to the the crowd, working it up more, before going to work on Cypher again. He picks up Kilburn and whips him into the ropes. When he comes back, Griffen hits him with a lariat that sends him flipping in the air before falling down to the mat.

Melvyn: Yo, Tito, want to make some easy cash?

Tito: *suspiciously* How?

Melvyn: Well, I put $666 on Griffen and Phoenix winning. The bookie told me it's a sure bet and, if we win, we can make some serious greens.

Tito: I'm not going to participate in one of your stupid bets Melvyn.

Griffen rests for a moment, and then picks Cypher up for a stalling suplex. Kilburn manages to shift his weight properly, and grabs Griffen's head as he falls, resulting in a Spike DDT, which rocks the ring. Griffen holds his head in pain as Cypher barely manages to get up, and he slowly progresses towards his corner and the awaiting Adrian Tanner.

Melvyn: Why not? Come on, be a playa, playa!

Tito: Why are you even offering to share the money with me anyway?

Melvyn: Cause yo mah dawg, holmes. We be tight, nig-

Tito: Melvyn!

Melvyn: What? So, what do ya say?

Kilburn manages to make the tag. Tanner gets into the ring... then turns around and, as soon as Kilburn is out, Tanner tags him back in and moves to the apron. Kilburn glares at Tanner, who smirks back at him and points to the ring. Kilburn mouths off something to him as the ref starts a count out.

Tito: Well, I've never done anything like this, and I'm really not supposed to.

Melvyn: Don't be a square schmuck! Are you in or out?

Tito: I don't know… *hesitates for a moment* Alright, I'm in.

1...

Melvyn: Now you're being a cool schmuck. Oh yeah, there was another sure bet the bookie told me about.

Tito: Which is?

2…

Melvyn: That Cypher is a hermaphrodite! *shouts at Cypher* Show us your pus*BLEEP*

Melvyn: What the? Why did that schmuck tag the loser back in? Doesn't he want to win?

Tito: Tanner's going to let Kilburn get his knocks from Griffen and Phoenix! I don't think he cares about winning if Kilburn gets a good beating! Power did tell him not to try to kill him.

3...

Melvyn: Oh yeah!!!! We're going to win the bet, Tito!

4...

Kilburn continues to mouth at Tanner, who mouths back, Power's name being heard in the back and forth. Griffen moves back to the ropes near his corner and leans back against them resting while keeping an eye on his opponents. He gives an occasional side glance at Phoenix, who is watching Griffen.

5...

6...


CROWD: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Kilburn taunts Tanner, trying to get him to take a swing at him. Tanner looks about ready to boil over and attack until Griffen barks something at him.

7...

8...


CROWD: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

9...

Seeing he's not going to get him to do anything, Kilburn steps into the ring again just as the ref is about to call a count out. Tanner hops up on the apron and sticks a foot in and trips him up, causing him to almost get another faceful of canvas, but he catches himself on his hands. The crowd cheers and jeers. Griffen chuckles and tags in Phoenix a bit roughly. This time Phoenix eyes him. He steps in the ring and moves to Kilburn, pulling him up and going for a palmstrike. Dan barely avoids it and tries to hit Phoenix with a superkick, but Phoenix grabs his leg just before it hits him. While holding Kilburn's leg, Phoenix takes a step forward, causing Kilburn to lose his balance before he can counter with an enziguri. He grabs Kilburn by the throat and chokeslams him to the mat, falling immediately with an elbow drop. He stays on Kilburn for the pin attempt.

1...

2...


Kickout!

Phoenix lets him up and Kilburn crawls to the ropes to get to his feet. He tries to tag out to Tanner, but Adrian drops off the apron out of reach, in spite of Shion's pleading for him to take the tag.

Phoenix walks back to his corner to tag out to Matt. Matt holds out his hand and Phoenix gives it a very hard slap and then keeps hold of it, pulling Griffen toward him, speaking something. Seeing the tag, Kilburn makes a run across the ring, spearing Matt through the ropes and off the apron before he can step in, ripping his hand from Phoenix, who hasn't even stepped out yet. Dan grabs the ropes to keep from following Griffen out. Griffen gets up and dusts himself off as the ref starts a count out.

Tito: It looks like Griffen and Phoenix are trying to outdo each other. I wonder if the truce Power forced on them will last...

1...

2...


Melvyn: It better! Our future is riding on it!

Matt attempts to climb in, but Kilburn tries his best to keep him from re-entering by stomping, kicking and doing anything else of which he can think.

3...

4...


Griffen shrugs and acts like he's going to roll in, taking a stomp and a kick from Cypher. However, he grabs Kilburn's legs and jerks them out from under him, making him fall to his ass on the canvas.

5...

6...


He tries to drag Kilburn out, but Dan grabs the 2nd rope and holds on. Griffen grins and lands a hard right to Kilburn's head before hopping up on the apron and stepping over the top rope. Griffen turns to Tanner and motions, asking him if he's sure he doesn't want to get in. Tanner shakes his head, motioning for Griffen to have fun with Kilburn, who has climbed the ropes and waits. Griffen turns back around to be met with a flying clothesline! Both men hit the mat and Kilburn attempts a pin, but Griffen throws him several feet away before the ref can drop.

Tito: Kilburn thought he had Matt there, but Griffen is still fairly fresh with all the tagging out to Phoenix. Dan only had those few moments of rest before Tanner sent him back in.

Griffen gets up and whips Kilburn into the turnbuckle. The big man moves back to his own corner and tags out to Phoenix, immediately jerking him into the turnbuckle to "help" him enter the ring. Phoenix takes his time getting in, standing toe to toe with Griffen. Kilburn waits a few moments, before heading out to meet Phoenix, who catches him with the PX-Stunner and goes for the pin.

1...

2...

3!!!


Yuri Testkov: YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL.... SECTION 8!!

Disturbed's "Meaning of Life" plays as Adrian Tanner walks backstage without a second glance back. The ref raises Phoenix's and Griffen's arms in victory. The two turn to face each other again, Griffen mouthing something to Phoenix, who mouths right back. They move to stand so close to one another there's very little space between them.

Tito: They won…? Oh my God, that means I won. I won! I've never won anything in my life, until now that is! Melvyn, we won! Melvyn?

Melvyn is nowhere to be found. Suddenly Melvyn appears behind Tito with a huge open drinking cooler and drenches Tito with the Gatorade and ice it contains. Tito screams from the sudden chill. The camera shifts to Cypher, who sits on the apron with a deathly glare at Tanner's back, while Shion attends him.

Melvyn: Woooooo!!! WE WON! That ultra schmuck made us rich! Now all I need is to find out whether Cypher has a penis or not, and I can buy that place in Malibu I've always wanted! They have a lot of hot schmucketts over there.

Tito: *freaking out* What the hell are you trying to do to me!?! *stands up nearly in tears* You... you... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Melvyn takes off running backstage because Tito grabs up his chair and starts swinging it at him. He follows Melvyn backstage, swinging the chair after him and still screaming. The crowd is a bit confused to the going-ons as the ref manages to separate Griffen and Phoenix, who heads for the ramp. Meanwhile, Griffen makes a round around the ring to slap hands with the fans again, gesturing that he's going to be taking Phoenix's belt.

The camera cuts backstage. Carpenter is being wheeled down the hall by his guard, with the second guard following close behind, cattle prod in hand.

Yeah, a cattle prod.

Chained to his electric chair, Carpenter is...

Wait.

He's humming the theme from Rawhide?

T.H. Power steps in the path of the procession, motioning for the guards to stop and let him speak.

T.H. Power: You're not getting away from me again. Not like last year. You're SUNK this time buddy.

Carpenter tilts his head, regarding T.H. as a dog might regard a human.

Carpenter: What makes you think I want to leave? I get three square a day, a soft place to lay my head, and no one chasing me. I'll play house nigga fo now, but soon, it'll be the day of the dog. Ruff.

T.H. Power: Don't do that.

Carpenter: Just because you pulled him away doesn't mean we're any less blood, "boss". Speaking of blood, did you get those extra mops I ordered? Ring's gonna run red real soon.

T.H. Power: You better play this one straight. Eight's not going to tolerate you like they used to. Don't step outta line.

Carpenter: Worried for Kaycee's safety are you? Think that Adrian may pull off your bobble head after I get through with her?

Carpenter leans forward, all of three inches due to the restraints, and whispers.

Carpenter: You should be boss. Get security to send the kiddies home. Call your TV contacts and prepare the black box. The things I'm going to do to Kaycee Tanner tonight shouldn't be seen outside of a Hostel flick. I'm going to bare her to the world. I'm going to rape and pillage. Bleed her from every orifice. Leave her a writhing, blind, deaf, and dumb pile of flesh and bone once I'm through. You'll never be allowed on television again after I finish up.

Carpenter begins to giggle, and T.H. loses restraint and belts him. With a sick look on his face, he motions for Carpenter to be moved, and listens to his laughter long after he is out of the camera frame.

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The scene opens on an irate Matt Griffen in the Section 8 locker room.

Matt: You’re going to go through with this?!

The camera pans back, revealing Lady Hawke nodding. Trine steps into view.

Trine: What is your problem?

Matt: *glaring at Trine* You stay out of this. It’s none of your bus-

Trine: It damn well is. I’m going to be out there with her.

Griffen’s hands form fists as he tenses. He steps up and towers over Trine, his eyes a bright green. Lady Hawke watches the two of them in a concerned manner.

Matt: You… I’m NOT going to let Skye be used as BAIT for Carpenter! That’s what she’ll be out there! *pointing toward the door*

Trine: She’s going to be a distraction, not bait, and it’s to protect Kaycee. Are YOU so blind that YOU can’t see that? It’s what Section 8 does isn’t it? Be enforcers of what’s right in TKOW?

Griffen clenches his jaws.

Trine: You can’t deny it, can you.

Matt: No, I can’t. That’s what Section 8 is supposed to do, but right now, I don’t trust the actions of certain people in Section 8.

Trine: Hopefully, she and I aren’t those certain people. Like it or not, she and I are going to be out there, doing the right thing and looking out for Kaycee, even if it places Skye in danger. She could have said no, but the last thing any of us wants to see is another person fall to Carpenter and his ways.

Trine stares up at Griffen through his mask.

Trine: Deal with it.

He turns to Skye.

Trine: You ready to go? I’d like to speak with her beforehand.

She nods. Trine moves toward the door while she steps toward Griffen. She lifts a hand to his face, but he turns his head away from her. She hesitates before stepping closer and giving him a hug. Just as she begins to step away, his arms wrap around her tightly against him for a moment, then release her. She lifts her hand again and caresses his jaw, running her thumb across his lips before she turns and walks out the door. He follows quietly behind, grabbing the door handle, watching her walk away from him. He suddenly growls and slams the door shut with a yell. A few moments later a pair of hands quietly wrap a thick set of chains first around the doorknob a couple times then around some metal pipes that are adjacent to the door jamb. The hands, tattooed with the words “Veritas” and "Aequitas," fasten a padlock on the chains. The camera pulls back, revealing Phoenix in street clothes as he gives a slight tug to the lock to make sure it is secure. He turns and moves down the hall in the same direction as the Birds.

Back in the arena, Synamonn emerges on the stage in her normal white tank top and cinnamon-colored leather wrestling outfit as “19sai” by Suga Shikao blasts out of the loudspeakers. She struts and dance-skips across the stage.

Synamonn: Hiya sugaaaaaaaahhhhhhsss!!

The crowd gives her a lukewarm welcome.

Synamonn: WWWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I made the cut as one of the finalists for this commentator contest!! What do y’all think about that?

The crowd cheers a little better, but it’s obvious they can do a lot more vocally.

Synamonn: *disappointed* That’s the best y’all can do? Oh, c’mon now! The bullfrogs back home croak louder callin to the girls than y’all just did!

That draws a few laughs with someone yelling out about her finding a prince.

Synamonn: Nah… ain’t no princes in the backwater of Georgia, sugah. They’re just plain old warty toad frogs. Hrm…

Taking on a serious thinking expression, she walks along the edge of the stage to the ramp and down it.

Synamonn: Tito’s going to be a few more minutes so… how about y’all give him a huge cheer when he comes out, especially after what he went through?

There’s not much of a crowd response.

Synamonn: Okay, how about this… if I lay a big old wet kiss on some lucky fella, would that motivate ya?

That gets the attention of most of the males in the audience, who start hooting and catcalling.

Synamonn: *nodding and grinning* Uhuh…. I thought that might wake ya boys up. But the problem is… which one of ya fellas will it be? How will I choose?

She reaches the foot of the ramp with a smile on her face.

Synamonn: I know… the side that cheers the loudest, that’s where the lucky fella will be… and then I’ll have to choose the best lookin fella of that bunch!

This gets the guys in the arena going and they all start cheering. Synamonn moves to the far side of the ring and raises an arm.

Synamonn: Okay, boys, on the count of three, let me hear ya! One… two… thre-

The men in the crowd cut loose with cheers and hoots and whistles. She walks to the side opposite the ramp and motions with her arm.

Synamonn: One… two… thre-

Again, there is a similar response from the men in the arena. Synamonn moves to the side nearest the announce table and they cut loose before she can even count and then it gets louder. The camera shifts to show Tito approaching the announce table. His hair is wet and slicked back. He has lost his orange tint and is dressed in an array of clothing that doesn’t match and doesn’t fit him correctly. He slips on his headset and sits down after waving to the crowd. Synamonn strides over to the announce table, sitting on it in front of Tito, who quickly shifts seats.

Tito: Thanks for the warm welcome back, folks! First of all, I would like to apologize to everyone for losing my professionalism before the break. It was totally uncalled for. I would also like to thank the guys in the back who have lent me some clothes to wear for the rest of the show, being that Melvyn-

Tito stops suddenly as he appears to be getting upset. He takes several deep breaths.

Tito: I am NOT going there again. *more composed* Okay… it’s time for the main event and the final finalist for the TKOW announcer contest… and it appears that my trial partner for the remainder of the night is none other than Synamonn of E-Wrestling Connection and I see she’s really been getting you guys going here in my absence. Welcome back, Synamonn!

Synamonn: Why thank ya, Tito. I hear it’s been a rough night for ya and from alookin at ya, it appears to be true.

Tito: I’m a professional. I can handle it.

Synamonn: Sorry, sugah, but I doubt you can that aggravating Melvin. Just so you don’t feel so bad, I had to… uhm… how to say this…

Tito: Don’t tell me he did something to you, too?!

Synamonn: Well, honey, he was gettin’ really annoyin’ continuously askin for Synamonn Pie backstage, so… I just had to do somethin’ to shut him up.

Tito looks shocked.

Tito: You… did something for Melvyn?

Synamonn: Mmmhmmmm…

By now a look of disgust is covering his face.

Tito: You… gave him… Synamonn Pie?

Synamonn: Sure did, sugah.

Now, Tito looks green and sickly.

Tito: I… eeeewwwww… Groooooossssss!!!!! How could you let him do that?!

Synamonn: It was easy, Tito. He passed out within a minute. The boy just doesn’t have any stamina.

Tito: He… passed out? Are you… that good?

Synamonn looks at her now confused and more amazed announce partner. Her eyebrows raise questioningly.

Synamonn: Sugah, just WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT did you think I did to him?

Tito: *now flushing a bright red* I… uh… well… you see…

Synammon shakes her head in an annoyed disgusted way.

Synamonn: *sarcastically* Oh… I see… typical male response, even if ya don’t act it the majority of the time. Just to clarify for the folks out there in TV land… I had Melvyn Eating Crow, then nailed him with a few Synamonn Dips and then locked him in the Synamonn Pie. If ya don’t know what those are, well… tough titty!!! And before someone can make a smart remark, I don’t have tough ones.

Some of the men in the crowd cheer at the end of her statement.

Synamonn: Needless to say, Melvyn won’t be abotherin’ anyone for the rest of the show.

Tito: *relieved* Thank goodness, I’ve had about enough of- What’s this? The champion is on his way back out to the ring! He’s not dressed for another match. I think he may be ready to address this crowd and it’s about time, if you ask me.

With the “Fiery” title over his shoulder, Phoenix walks down the ramp in black jean shorts, FMP vest, and Oakleys… no adieu whatsoever. He quickly hops up the steps and into the ring, and receives a microphone. The crowd gives up a mixed response--the majority of it still jeers, heckles and boos.

Synamonn: Hey, hey, heeeeeyyyyyyyy, sugaaaaaaaaaaahsss! That’s no way to be treating the TKOW Champion after he’s come home away from that mean old Carpenter!

Tito: I’d say they can, especially after what he’s done!

Synamonn stares at Tito while Phoenix slowly turns in the ring to address the entire arena.

Phoenix: I received a glorious gift last Mass Khaos. A gift that so many take for granted every day--the gift of freedom. I became free to make my own decisions, think clearly, and act upon my own emotions without fear of consequence.

Over the last few weeks, I’ve been away still, cleaning up the messes I helped to create, trying to atone for my sins, burn them away to nothingness. I know you all wish to hear confession, but I’m afraid there are some things that must remain within me. Things none of you will ever know about.

At this time, however, I must beg of you to afford me the chance to set things straight with someone special… a certain Bird whom you witnessed victorious earlier tonight in combat. Aello.


Cheers overtake the arena while Phoenix turns to face the stage.

Phoenix: Aello, I…

He lifts a hand before him, almost in a pleading manner, and slowly drops it.

Phoenix: Please join me.

Tito: I wonder if she will?

Synamonn: Honey, people will do crazy, stupid things for love. Don’t ya know that by now?

Madonna’s “Die Another Day” hits the speakers and Aello walks out on the stage with her own mic to a cheering crowd.

Tito: I guess she’s going to do it.

Aello walks to the ramp and pauses, allowing the crowd to die down a bit.

Aello: This… is the f-first time w-we have… m-met face to face….s-s-since January.

Tito: Aello is stuttering? I’ve never heard her stutter before!

Synamonn: Maybe she’s never been afraid before?

Aello: I had s-s-something important… t-to t-tell you that n-night. I n-never got a chance to s-say it. Instead, I ended up in the h-hospital f-fighting n-not to die. B-but you know w-what it was. T.H. t-told you what was m-my *holds a hand to her chest* important m-message.

She takes a step down the ramp.

Tito: No, that’s not it. Maybe it’s a result of being injured back then?

Aello: N-now y-you want me to… j-join you in the r-ring?

Phoenix: Please… there’s something I need to say to you.

Aello is hesitant and the crowd starts an “ON YOUR KNEES!” chant.

Phoenix: Is that what it will take to get you down here? Me on my knees?

She shakes her head “No,” but the crowd keeps up the chant. She waves them off.

Aello: I w-would not h-humiliate you l-like that.

She slowly walks down the ramp and up the steps. She warily moves onto the apron. Phoenix holds the ropes for her to enter. She does, but at a distance from him.

Phoenix: It’s been almost a year since that night, when all this began and I saw fear in your eyes. You were afraid of me, and my heart shattered.

Phoenix turns away from her, leaning on the ropes, head down. She reaches for him, just for a moment, but holds herself back and allows her arms to drop to her sides.

Phoenix: You don’t realize what it’s been like for me to endure the last 11 months. To be on the outside looking in. Watching all of you hate me. It was more than I could take.

Synamonn: Excuse me, Tito.

Syn lays down her headset and slides in the ring behind Aello.

Phoenix: My only anchor was the love you had for me, the friendship I had in Matt and LH…The people in my life who meant the most to me.

Syn grabs Aello from behind in a chokehold! Aello struggles and drops her mic in the process, but Synamonn cranks down on her. Aello’s face turns a bright red and then slowly a slight purple. She tries to reach back with a foot and trip Synamonn, but Syn is ready for it, her legs well out of reach.

Tito: What the hell is Synamonn doing!?!

Phoenix: The things he made me do! The blood that’s on my hands! I don’t know how you all could bear to watch.

As the monologue ends Phoenix is sniffling. A sad look is on his face and he is oblivious to the scuffle behind him.

Synamon releases and nails Aello with a spinning back fist while Phoenix’s back is turned! She drops Aello to the mat and straddles her, laying into her with both fists!

Tito: There were rumors Synamonn has been with Phoenix all the time he’s been away! Both ladies are linked to our Champion and apparently the fiery redhead isn’t about to hand Phoenix back over so easily to Aello!

Phoenix turns and gapes, takes two steps and pulls Synamonn off Aello, pushing her away and admonishing her. He holds his arm out to help up Aello, pointing at Synamonn and warning her to stay away. Aello gets to her feet. She growls and tries to rush at Synamonn, only to be held back by Phoenix. The dropped mic can barely pick up Phoenix telling her “She’s just a bit out of whack. Calm down,” as he embraces her from behind.

Synamonn leans back against the ropes and smiles at Aello, who suddenly looks confused. Next to her masked head, Phoenix is smiling an ear-to-ear sinister grin. He drops the embrace, hoists her over his shoulder in a back suplex and delivers Hellfire!!

Tito: NOOOO!!! NOT HELLFIRE!!! NOT TO AELLO!

The crowd explodes, white hot, as a still smiling Synamonn kicks a mic back to Phoenix’s hand. Phoenix gets in close to Aello and kisses her unmoving form roughly before bringing the mic up, his face darkened.

Phoenix: *growling* You couldn’t bear it could you? You let them think I could hurt you?! You keep secrets from me?! You don’t trust me because I what, held you at bay? I didn’t do anything to any of you and you repaid my years of loyalty, of friendship, of love with betrayal?! You turned on me so fast my head never stopped spinning. I was forced to follow and still I tried. I tried so hard. And you showed your true colors! You want to know why only T.H. knows? THIS IS WHY!

Phoenix rolls out of the ring, followed by Synamonn who whispers in his ear. He turns, facing the crowd.

Phoenix: *distraught* This didn’t have to happen this way. It didn’t have to be like this. You made me do it, Matt! This time Aello’s blood is on your hands, not mine! *getting angered* You were like my brother and you showed Violent Reaction more faith than you showed me. *screaming* ME!

The crowd roars. Phoenix’s chest is heaving, his nostril’s flaring, cheeks red, and he turns and slides back into the ring-

Tito: HOLY SHIT!!!

-to come face to face with a furious Matt Griffen protectively standing over the downed Aello. Griffen blindly throws a screwdriver and hinge pins he is holding in his hands out of the ring.

Matt: *barely heard over the mic* NOW I hate you... and I hope your child does, too.

The silent pause afterwards is momentary, but to the two men, it’s epic in length as they stare coldly into each others eyes, pure hatred flowing off each with every passing millisecond. Although it seems impossible for Phoenix to go further in his anger, he does. It’s impossible to tell who flinches, but as quickly as they paused, they each hit each other square in the jaw, stagger, and begin trading blows, Phoenix slightly quicker than Matt. The two break loose brawling with powerful rights and lefts. Griffen takes a blow to the jaw to ram a shoulder into Phoenix and shove him back to get the fight away from the still downed Aello as he comes close to tripping over her.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Synamonn moves to roll back in the ring towards Aello, but she pauses as Disturbed’s “Meaning of Life” hits and Trine and Lady Hawke sprint toward the ring at full tilt. She rolls back out and keeps her distance as LH slides to a halt between her and the ring, motioning and daring her to fight. Synamonn smiles and shakes her head “no,” pointing at the announce desk as she side-steps on around that way. Trine rolls in and carefully pulls Aello to the apron furthest from Phoenix and Griffen, who have still not let up in their battle.

Tito: Thank goodness! Lady Hawke and Trine out to even things up and help Aello!

LH checks Aello, trying to rouse her while Trine keeps watch in the ring between her and the fighting Phoenix and Griffen.


T.H. Power’s voice booms out “SECURITY” over the speakers and Alien Ant Farm’s cover of “Smooth Criminal” hits as Mike Oates leads out the TKOW security force.



Tito: FINALLY!!!

Security streams out and climbs in the ring, attempting to separate Griffen and Phoenix, who throw the men off nearly as fast as they grab hold, just to continue going at one another. T.H. Power hurries from backstage and climbs in as well. A dozen men dive on both Phoenix and Griffen. Power wades in and grabs hold of Phoenix, yelling at him. Trine then joins in the fray to help restrain Matt. A med team with stretcher, led by Dr. Cliff Hawke, precariously makes its way around the ring to Aello, who is just starting to rouse and stir.

Tito: We’re going to take a final break before we return for the final match of the night, TV Champion Kaycee Tanner in her first title defense against former TV Champion Carpenter! Stay tuned! Hopefully when we return we’ll have the ring cleared and an update on Aello!

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:55 AM

Yuri Testkov: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE TKOW TELEVISION TITLE!!!!!

Tito: We’re back and-

Raining Blood hits, the drums pounding lightly in the backdrop of the sound of a thunderstorm for a half minute, and then lightning hits the top of the KhaosTron and the screen "explodes" as the guitars jam, revealing the name "Carpenter" written in dripping blood. The curtain part and Carpenter is rolled out onto the stage in his electric chair, still in his straight jacket, by the two male attendants. They release the restraints and the chains. Carpenter stands and the attendants move back behind the chair as he cracks his neck and pulls the metal facemask on.



Yuri Testkov: COMING TO THE RING, FROM RED BANK NEW JERSEY, STANDING 6 FEET 2 INCHES AND WEIGHING 210 POUNDS, THE CRAZIEST BASTARD IN THIS ARENA, CARARRRRRPENTERRRRRR~!

Carpenter stalks down the ramp and rolls in, then hops to his feet and screams and threatens the crowd on 3 sides of the ring as they throw trash and boo him heavily. He finally moves to his corner and sits down waiting for his opponent.




Tito: I still… *shakes head* It’s…

Synamonn: Ya don’t like the idea of Ms. Tanner fightin Carpenter there?

Tito: That and I can’t believe you just did what you did to Aello! What did she do to you?!

Synamonn: Don’t take it personally, Tito. I’m not.

Trine and Lady Hawke take up positions around the ring, arriving quietly through the audience. Carpenter vocally taunts LH from the ring.

Synamonn: *catching sight of Hawke* Although… I do have my reasons.

Tito: What?! You attacked her when her back was turned, just like he did!

Synamonn: *smiling* We make a good pair then, don’t we?

Tito: I… *shakes head in disbelief* I don’t think I like you.

Synamonn: No skin off my nose, sugah. There are plenty of fellas out there *pointing to the audience* that do. That’s all that matters.


[The Khaostron lights up, showing a "Ken" doll and a huge-breasted Barbie doll figure.]

"Hi Barbie"
"Hi Ken!"
"Do you wanna go for a ride?"
"Sure Ken!"
"Jump In..."


["Barbie Girl" by Aqua kicks in as the huge-breasted Barbie doll becomes a real woman, dancing along to the music.]

"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go part..."


*SCREEEEEECCH!*

[The song stops, as does the Barbie doll, frozen in place, trapped in a loop as a crunching guitar kicks in over a haunting vocal set...]


"I will break into your thoughts"
"With what's written on my heart"

"I will BREEEEEEAAAAK!!"


[*CRASH!*

The screen shatters into a million pieces and reforms into two words.]



=K A Y C E E=
=T A N N E R=



The crowd pops as Kaycee Tanner walks out from the back as Flyleaf's "I'm So Sick" blares through the PA. She glares out at the audience, the TKOW TV title slung over her shoulder.




Yuri Testkov: AND HIS OPPONENT… HAILING FROM TUSCON, ARIZONA… STANDING 5 FEET 8 INCHES… THE DEFENDING TKOW TELEVISION CHAMPION… “KATASTROPHIC” KAAAAAYYYCCEEEEE…TAAAAAANNNNEEEEERRRR!!!!!


Kaycee sees Carpenter sitting in the ring waiting for her. She straightens her back and pats the title and smiles and waves at the crowd as she moves down the ramp. The ref holds the rope for her as she enters the ring. She jumps onto the nearest turnbuckle posing for the cheering fans, holding up the title.



Tito: This will be Kaycee’s first defense as the TV champion after her surprising win over Bob Lancelot last Mass Khaos!

Carpenter laughs as Kaycee hops down from the turnbuckle and hands the referee the TV title for viewing. Kaycee acknowledges the Birds while she tightens the forehead protector she wears as a hair band to secure her hair. She carefully watches Carpenter.

Synamonn: Why, I do believe the gal looks a little anxious and nervous.

Tito: Who wouldn’t be facing Carpenter?

The ref calls for the bell. Carpenter sits in his corner, giggling almost insanely.

Tito: Especially with him laughing like that!

Synamonn: She doesn’t have to be so obvious about it. She’s feedin’ Carpenter. Ya think he’s gonna miss somethin’ like that? She should just turn around and leave now before she gets hurt.

Tito: She’s a Tanner! She won’t just hand that title over without a fight!

Carpenter finally climbs to his feet, facing the turnbuckle, then jumps out toward the center of the ring with a “RUUUUFF!” Kaycee jumps instinctively back, a hint of fear crossing her face. Carpenter laughs harder than before, saying something that can’t be heard in between his fits of giggles.

Synamonn: She’s a little girl wantin’ to be a wrestler. Look at how she jumped back! She was scared.

Tito: I would have been, too!

Kaycee composes herself and straightens. Carpenter stomps his foot at her, “RUFF”ing again. Kaycee flinches, but she stands her ground. Carpenter continues to chuckle.

Synamonn: That gal is puttin’ redheads to shame!

Tito: I thought I heard somewhere that Carpenter has a thing for redheads…

Synamonn: He does. How do ya think I got in with Phoenix while he was with Carpenter?

The crowd cheers harder when the Khaostron comes to life, showing Adrian Tanner, Jr. and Brandon Young backstage intently watching the match on a monitor. Walking slowly up behind them is Aello, assisted and accompanied by Dr. Cliff Hawke. She shakes her head and pulls away from Cliff to stand behind Tanner and Young to watch as well.

Tito: Adrian and Brandon are watching from backstage as by T.H. Power’s orders they are both barred from ringside for Kaycee’s match and, yes, behind them is Aello up and moving around! It looks as if she’s okay!

Synamonn: Oh, for heaven’s sake, would ya please concern yourself with calling the match instead of boohoo’in over that two-timin’ hussy?

Tito: Two-timing hussy? Who?

In the ring Carpenter taunts Kaycee and begins stalking her. She keeps just out of his reach, then suddenly dashes in and armdrags Carpenter into an armbar. The crowd cheers and on the ‘tron, Brandon grins. Kaycee struggles to keep Carpenter in the center of the ring with the armbar on.

Tito: Kaycee managed to get in the first move! She’s struggling with it, but she’s working Carpenter’s arm over with that armbar!

Kaycee finally lets go of the arm bar, however, she keeps it pinned long enough to drop a hard knee on it before rolling away out of reach and to her feet. Carpenter laughs and shakes out his arm and climbs to his feet and stalks her again. Again she makes a dash for an armdrag, but this time he’s prepared and he grabs her and whips her into the ropes. On the rebound he hits her with a standing dropkick. The crowd jeers and boos loudly.

Tito: No! Carpenter turned that one around on Kaycee!

Adrian apparently says something directed at the monitor while Brandon openly winces.

Carpenter pulls Kaycee up and snap suplexes her. He lazily falls on her for the pin, one of his hands tracing a path along her outer thigh.

Synamonn: Carpenter is enjoying his work.

1…

Brandon looks furious, gesturing at the monitor.

2-

Kickout!

Kaycee yells and shoves Carpenter off and then rolls to the side, shuddering and scrubbing at her leg where he’d touched it.

Tito: Whew! Kaycee managed to Kickout of that!

Synamonn: *shaking her head* It’s still early in the match and ya thought she was a goner already?

Tito: No! I.. uh.. was just-

Synamonn: Uhuh… men always underestimate us gals.

Kaycee quickly gets over her revulsion and glares at Carpenter, who has risen and is leaning back on the ring ropes. He gestures for her to get up. She does and warily approaches him. He apparently says something that angers her as he makes a gesture with his hands. Her “NEVER!” can be heard without the use of a microphone. Carp straightens and finds himself on the wrong end of a headscissors into a DDT by Kaycee! The crowd pops hard.

Tito: Kaycee put Carpenter down with that move but can she keep him down and get the pin?!

Kaycee pulls Carpenter up into a dragon sleeper and holds it for several moments before dropping into a reverse DDT. She goes for the pin! Backstage Adrian and Brandon both are cheering for Kaycee.

1…

2…

3-


Kickout!

Tito: So CLOSE! She almost had him there!

Synamonn: *sighing* Honey, when will ya realize Carpenter is just playin with that gal? Don’t ya see it? He hasn’t even tried to get mean and nasty yet. Not a headbutt at all! Don’t ya remember how he fights, boy? He’s not even started, but when he does, it’ll be all over!

Both get to their feet. Carpenter just stands there for a few moments as Kaycee watches him carefully and attempts an arm drag, only to have herself caught in an arm wrench. Carpenter then body slams Kaycee to the mat, making it shake and Kaycee rolls over in pain. She uses the ropes to pull herself up in the corner.

Tito: That had to hurt! The ring shook!

Synamonn: Not as hard as it has earlier tonight.

When Kaycee gets to her feet, Carpenter is ready. She turns to find him practically in her face and he monkey flips her to the center of the ring! Kaycee clutches at her back again and rolls over to her hands and knees and uses the ropes to get to her feet.

Synamonn: I told ya, didn’t I? He’s through toyin’ with her and now he’s gonna have some fun!

Carpenter gets to his feet and comes at Kaycee, but she quickly hops on the second rope and springboard dropkicks him! She scrambles to get back to her feet first. She does and then rushes him with a side headlock takedown and then into a grounded side headlock submission.

Brandon and Adrian again cheer her on from backstage, as arena crowd does. The ref drops to check on Carpenter. Carpenter’s response is another bout of laughter and he maneuvers to make the hold hurt him even more than it had before.

Tito: I still find it amazing the lengths that that man will go to just to hurt himself!

Synamonn: I don’t.

Carpenter finally decides to get out of the submission. He stretches out a leg and barely gets his toes on the ropes. The ref tells Kaycee to release the hold. She holds it to a 3 count before she releases it. Carpenter sits up and cracks his neck loud enough to be heard in the first several rows. He stands and then turns and stares at Kaycee.

Tito: *shivering* I just have the feeling that he’s grinning maniacally under that mask and those bandages…

Carpenter stalks Kaycee, herding her into one of the corners. She, however, comes at him with a springboard hurricanrana and attempts the pin after!

1…

2-


Carpenter gets a shoulder up! He shoves Kaycee off, but keeps hold of her. He gets to his feet and pulls her with him and into a corner where he slams her face into the turnbuckle several times before spinning her around and slamming his own masked face into hers, stunning her and busting her open. The crowd boos heavily as he makes sure to rub her blood on his mask. He forces her back into the corner against the turnbuckle and sets her on the top. He then positions her for a powerbomb, rubbing her thighs with his bloody fingers before putting his masked face between her legs and smearing it further along her inner thighs.

Tito: Oh, no!!! Carpenter is… he’s…

Synamonn: Gettin-

Tito: DON’T SAY IT! We’re on TV! He’s just sick!!!

On the ‘tron Adrian is NOT happy and Brandon is downright furious and both turn to head out to the ring, but Aello blocks their way. Brandon yells at her, but she shakes her head “no.” She has her hands full as Griffen arrives to back her up.

Tito: Adrian and Brandon both are trying to get out here, but luckily Aello and Matt has showed up to keep them interfering!

Synamonn: Who cares?

Tito: I do! If Adrian or Brandon come down here, then Adrian doesn’t get to face Kilburn and they could possibly cost Kaycee the title!

Carpenter finally lifts up Kaycee, who is now aware, struggling and screaming at him in anger, pounding the top of his head with closed fists. Carpenter laughs and powerbombs her over the ropes and onto the corner edge of the apron, where she falls to the floor. He steps through the ropes and onto the apron. He dives off with a headbutt, but Kaycce just barely manages to move in time and he hits her shoulder instead of her head! The crowd cheers!

Kaycee climbs to her feet and snapmares Carpenter as he comes at her, then dropkicks him in the back of the head as well! She crawls to the apron and uses it to stand. She turns to find Carpenter back on his feet and running at her for a spear. She sidesteps and grabs him, slamming his head into the turnbuckle post! She shoves him around and away and swiftly climbs up and jumps off, catching Carpenter in almost a flipping diamondcutter move! The crowd cuts loose in cheers!

Tito: Back to the Future! Yeah! Way to go Kaycee! She might just pull this off!

Backstage, the rest of Team 7 is cheering with Brandon slapping Adrian on the back, grinning from ear to ear.

Kaycee manages to roll Carpenter into the ring and pins…

Tito: Wait… where’s the ref?!

Synamonn: I don’t see him-

Tito: NO!! It’s Cypher and he’s got a chair!

Kilburn rolls into the ring with a chair behind Kaycee who is yelling for a ref. She hears a change in the crowd and looks behind her just in time to see the chair as it connects with the side of her face and head! Kilburn grins, raising the chair for another swing, only to have it slammed into his head by a top rope dropkick from Lady Hawke! The Khaostron splits with footage from a roaming camera at ringside, revealing Trine is on the other side of the ring in the floor trying to wake the ref.

Synamonn: Looks like my Dan wanted to have a bit of fun.

Tito: Someone get another ref out here! Your Dan?! He has no business out here! I bet he’s the one who knocked out the referee!

Backstage Adrian is now steaming mad and cursing at the monitor, Brandon as well, but not to the same degree of intensity.

Tito: He’s hurting Kaycee to get to Adrian! It’s not right!

Synamonn: That’s your opinion, sugah.

Hawke rolls Kilburn out on the floor and grabs the chair, only to have it jerked out of her hands by Carpenter, who slams it over her head! She falls to her knees and he belts her in the face with it edgewise in the forehead. She collapses backwards and he drops the chair. He pulls her up and lands Judgement with her on top of Kaycee!

Tito: No!!! Carpenter is-

Synamonn: I told ya… all hell is breakin’ loose. He’s finally warmed up and havin’ a wonderful time! I’m gonna sit back and enjoy this. Ha… Hawke and Ms. TV champ at once. Should be a good party.

On the ‘tron, it’s taking everything Griffen, Aello and a few security can do to keep Team 7 from rushing the ring to help Kaycee. Trine hops on the apron and on the top rope, leaping off and taking Carpenter down with a tornado DDT!

Tito: The place is going mad! We need a ref!

Trine gets up and crawls over to check on the girls when he’s grabbed by the hair of his head by Carpenter who jerks him back and rams him into the turnbuckle post through the ropes! He pulls him back and does it again! Kilburn is back at the apron and reaches in to grab hold of LH and roll her out of the way. He climbs in and goes after the chair, manages to get it and rears back to hit Kaycee with it again when he’s jerked completely of the ring, dropping the chair on the apron! Lady Hawke shakily dangerous DDTs him into the floor! Trine fights free of Carpenter and flips him over the ropes into the floor and then follows, leaping out onto Carpenter, who rolls and stabs him in the shoulder with something, pulls it out and stabs him again!

Tito: Carpenter has something… it’s… it looks like a screwdriver?!

Synamonn: Didn’t Griffen have one of those earlier tonight?

Tossing Trine aside, Carpenter crawls back into the ring with the bloody screwdriver and goes after Kaycee, who is just back to her feet. However, Trine reaches in and grabs his foot, tripping him up. Carpenter falls and drops the screwdriver. Kaycee appears to be stunned at what’s going on and backs up near him, not realizing he’s there.

Finally a backup ref runs out from backstage just as the original ref is pulling himself up on the apron at ringside.

Tito: It’s about time!

Carpenter kicks free of Trine, grabs the chair and gets to his feet and blasts Kaycee with it from behind! Both refs call for the bell!

Yuri Testkov: YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION AND STIIIIIIIIILLLL TKOW TELEVISION CHAMPION… KAAAAAAYYYYCCEEEEEE TAAAANNNNNNERRRRRRR!!!!

On the ‘tron the monitor has been abandoned and Team 7, Aello and Griffen run out from backstage. A bloody Trine climbs back into the ring and tackles Carpenter. Adrian makes a beeline for Kilburn, who decides to try to make a run for it, only to be caught with drop toe hold by Lady Hawke, which gives Tanner the time he needed to reach Cypher. Aello slides into the ring to get to Kaycee. Griffen climbs into the ring to help out Trine with Carpenter.

Tito: She did it! She retained! Well, Synamonn, Kaycee did manage to hold her title, even if it was by DQ. Synamonn? Where did she- Oh MY! AELLO, LOOK OUT!

Aello grabs Kaycee and rolls out of the ring with her as Synamonn goes for a flying attack. Brandon grabs Kaycee and tries to get her away from the fighting. The rest of the roster begin pouring out from the back, Jace Mingla, Bob Lancelot, Eric Herrera, Jay Williams, Avian, Veronica Rodriguez and more join in the fray. Aello and Synamonn begin to have a go at one another. Security and the hospital attendants enter the ring and attempt to subdue Carpenter. Phoenix appears behind Aello, only to be spun around by Matt Griffen and the two resume their brawl from earlier. Kilburn and Adrian Tanner, Jr. attempt to pulverize one another.

Tito: HOLY COW! Tonight is certainly more than anyone has expected! Here I am alone again! For the last time, as the winner of the commentator contest will be announced first thing at New Era! We’ve had several new signees over the past few weeks and possibly more to come! We’ll have the “Six-Shooter” Ironman Challenge Invitational, Adrian Tanner, Jr. and Dan “Cypher” Kilburn in a no-holds-barred last man standing match! Finally to round out the night the TKOW “Fiery” Title will once again be at stake as long-reigning Phoenix will once again face his former friend and student Matt Griffen in the Brutality Cage! Be sure to watch us at NEW ERA!! This is Tito Poppi saying good night from everyone here at TKOW!

The shot goes back to the ring where Carpenter is still fighting off everyone, and the rest of the roster are having a go at one another.

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CREDITS

OPENING MINGLA SEGMENT
Onslaught

MK OPENER
TKOW Board

KILBURN/POWER SEGMENT
Kahlan

WHITE WOLF SEGMENT
Eligoor

RODRIGUEZ VS AVIAN
TRIAL COMMENTATOR: RUFUS

Kahlan

TEAM 7 SEGMENT
Havok

CARPENTER SEGMENT
Phoenix

BIRDS OF PREY VS WILLIAMS HERRERA COALITION
TRIAL COMMENTATOR: NEIL NERDERSON

Kahlan

TANNER(S) SEGMENT
Havok

KILBURN/HIKARI SEGMENT
Harpuia

MINGLA VS LANCELOT
TRIAL COMMENTATOR: CARLOS DIAZ

Onslaught

GRIFFEN/HAWKE & MINGLAS SEGMENT
Onslaught and Kahlan

JASON F'N STARR ANNOUNCEMENT
Kahlan

NEW ERA PROMO
Kahlan

TANNER/KILBURN/SECTION 8 SEGMENT
Kahlan

SECTION 8 VS TANNER/KILBURN
TRIAL COMMENTATOR: MELVYN

Dark Schnitzel/Kahlan

CARPENTER/POWER SEGMENT
Phoenix.

PHOENIX/AELLO SEGMENT
Phoenix and Kahlan

TV TITLE MATCH
KAYCEE TANNER VS CARPENTER
TRIAL COMMENTATOR: SYNAMONN

Kahlan

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